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Previously onYoung Sheldon...Arrested?
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Well, they're probably
gonna have to pay some fine,
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and-and they're gonna need cash.
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What the hell?
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What are you doing here?
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I'm saving you.
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Well, damn.
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Look, you're just a kid, okay?
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You don't understand
what's going on here.
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I know my mom lost her job
and got kicked out of the church
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because you won't
marry my brother.
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Where you going?
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To dance.
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I didn't think
you Baptists did that.
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We don't drink, neither. Ooh.
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The kids asleep?Yup.
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You want to... fool around?
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Are you messing with me?
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I'm hoping to.
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Well, hot diggity dog.
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Hey.
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Oh, thanks for coming.
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Sounded important.
What's going on?
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Walk with me.Okay.
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You know that money I owe you?
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Oh, you got it?
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Yes and no.
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Uh, well, which is it?
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Yes, I got it,
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no, I'm not giving it to you.
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I want to give you
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a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.
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Well, I'd prefer my money.
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Do you see
any unoccupied machines here?
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No.Exactly.
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We are at capacity.
It's time to expand.
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Where?
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The video store
right behind that wall
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just lost its lease.
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Aw, heck. I was gonna
pick up the new John Candy.
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Well, as my partner
in this enterprise,
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you can get that new
John Candy for free.
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So you're gonna
buy a video store?
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Video store in the front,
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video pokerin the back.
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Where are you getting
the poker machine?
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Biloxi, Mississippi.Oh. You didn't
learn a lesson
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when you got arrested
at the border?Yes.
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I learned not
to smuggle contraband
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with my idiot grandson.
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But there's nothing illegal
about buying poker machines.
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Till you plug 'em in.
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Well, sure.
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Come on. What do you say?
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You and me, a panel truck,
Biloxi or bust?
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So I'm gonna be your partner
in an illegal gambling room?
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Hidden by a legal
video store.
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Connie. Gee...Come on. You said
you want to drive around
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in an RV, see the country.
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This is that, but exciting.
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We could go to jail.
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That's the exciting part.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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Hello, Mom.
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It's your son, Sheldon.
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Hello, my son, Sheldon.
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I have an 8:00 a.m.
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class tomorrow,
and I was wondering
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if I could spend the night
in my dorm.That's fine.
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Now before you answer,
hear me out.
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I have a list of reasons
why this is a good idea.
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Number one...Sheldon,
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I know that you're safe there.
It's fine.
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That's reason number four.
Please don't skip ahead.
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Honey,
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I trust you. Just go to bed
at a reasonable hour
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and call if you need anything.
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Otherwise,
I'll see you tomorrow.
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Okay. Number one: I'm not...
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Goodbye, Sheldon.
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Who hangs up on a list?
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What's his problem now?
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Nothing. He wants to spend
the night at the dorm
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so he can get
to an early class.
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Really? And you said okay?
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He is old enough
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to have an
overnighter, and...
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it might be nice for us
to have a little alone time.
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Ooh. What about Missy?
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She's having dinner
with a friend.
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So, the house to ourselves.
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I like it.
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Hold on.
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Hello?SHELDON: Number two--
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I have my own bathroom.
Number...
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Boy, that's a lot
of plates.
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What do you want, Georgie?I just talked to Meemaw.
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She says she's gonna be out
of town for a couple days.
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Yup, she told me.
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Patty melt.
Good choice.
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Okay. Enjoy.
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I'm just worried about you
being all by yourself
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in that big house.I'll be fine.
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What if there's a tornado?
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Did Meemaw ever show you
where her hidey hole is?
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Georgie, I'm really busy
right now.Sorry.
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I'll swing by Meemaw's later,
maybe bring some takeout.
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Don't bother. They send me home
with plenty of food.
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Great. Score me
a patty melt, would you?
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I won't.I'm gonna go now.
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What are you doing?Kissing our baby.
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You want one, too?
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No.
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Bye-bye.
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I'm home.
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Anybody here?
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Missy?Yeah.
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You're home early.
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It's 7:00.
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Is it?
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Are you sleeping?
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Yeah.
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Where's Dad?
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I'm here.
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Ugh.
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We were both just real tired.
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Please stop talking.
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What on earth is going on?
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♪ ♪
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Aah!
No skateboarding in the hallway.
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Aah!
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This childishness cannot
be allowed to continue.
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Hello. I need to tattle.
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What?
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Is your room on fire?
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No.
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But I see smoke.
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Okay.
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You need to know
there's people skateboarding
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and playing loud music
in the hallways.
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What do you want me
to do about it?
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You're the resident advisor.
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It's your job
to enforce the rules.
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I'll get right on it.
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Thank you.
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The system works.
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Ugh.
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Oh, I'm gonna be
so cranky tomorrow.
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So, how'd you hear
about these poker machines?
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I know a guy.
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What kind of guy?
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A guy who knows a guy.
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Well, what do you know
about that guy?
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He owned a riverboat casino.
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He owned?
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He might be dead.
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Dead?
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He might not be.
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They never found the body.
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Oh, my God.
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Exciting, huh?No.
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It's upsetting.Oh, now, come on.
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You've been in the sporting
goods business long enough.
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Haven't you ever sold
a bunch of shoulder pads
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that fell off
the back of a truck?
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Absolutely not.
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I buy 'em from a reputable
company named Tuffy.
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Boring.
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I smell your shampoo.
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Aw, damn it.
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How long have you been
sitting out there?
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All night.And why?
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Are you familiar with Arkham
Asylum from the Batmancomics?
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No.Well, it's a madhouse,
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as is my dormitory
after the sun goes down.
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Sheldon, I am the president
of this university.
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I don't handle noise complaints.
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That's why
there's a resident advisor.
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Oh, I went to him.And?
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You saw me sleeping
on the bench like a hobo.
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What do you think?Can't you just--
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I don't know-- chalk this up as
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part of the college experience?
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Yeah, the clown college
experience.
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I'm sorry. I'm cranky.
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I've compiled a
list of reasons
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why I should be appointed
the dormitory R.A.
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Number one...Fine. You're the R.A.
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Okay. "Number one:
I love rules--
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"creating them,
following them,
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and most fun of all,
enforcing them."
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You're the R.A., Sheldon.
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Excellent.
"Number two-- punishment
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for rule infractions must be
both fair and merciless."
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Hmm.Ooh. Eggs andpancakes.
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That's what a lumberjack gets
for chopping all that wood.
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I'll be Paul Bunyan,
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you can be my babe,
the blue fox.
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George.
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Ugh. Still?
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Morning, honey.
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What is happening
with you two?
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What do you mean?
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Is one of you dying?
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No one's dying.
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Sometimes, married people kiss.
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On TV maybe, not here.
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Well, young lady, how do you
think you came into this world?
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Okay, you're freaking me out.
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Here you go,
as advertised.
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All right.
Those look good.
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Wait. Hold on.
How do we know they work?
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What kind of operation
you think I'm running here?
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Well, I don't know. The word
"sketchy" comes to mind.
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Be cool.
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Uh, you mind
if we plug a couple in?
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Mind if you show me the money?
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Sure. Turn around.
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Why?
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You want the money or not?
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Okay, go ahead.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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20 grand.
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Light 'em up.
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That's the sexiest thing
I've ever seen in my life.
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Really?
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Well, I just took my pants off.
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Attention, residents
of Bower Hall.
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My name is Sheldon Cooper,
and I'm your new R.A.
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The age of chaos is over.
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I repeat, the age
of chaos is over.
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Please take a moment
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to familiarize yourself
with the dormitory rules
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posted on the bulletin board.
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Ignorance of these rules is no
excuse, and violators will be...
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New rule. Unauthorized use
of my bullhorn is forbidden.
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I repeat. Unauthorized...STUDENT : Shut up.
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Anybody home?
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Oh, good. You're here.
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Hey.
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Check it out. I got this video
about childbirth.
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I thought
we could watch it tonight.
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That sounds awful.
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Well, it does say
"contains graphic images"
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right there on the box.
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Maybe some other time, Georgie.
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No worries. I also picked up
Look Who's Talking,
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which is just about a baby
who says stuff.
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If you're trying to make this,
like, a date night
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or something,
it's not happening.
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Oh, who said anything
about a date?
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It's just us having dinner
and watching a movie.
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Last time we did that
I wound up pregnant.
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Mm, that was a good date.
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Well, that's not
happening tonight.
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I get it. Nothing romantic.
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Just two future parents watching
the miracle of childbirth
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or a movie that got two
thumbs up from Siskel and Ebert.
264
00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,334
And not only that.
265
00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:40,988
Then someone
defaced my rule sheet
266
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:42,598
with a drawing of testicles.
267
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:46,341
Well, that is so immature.
268
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,604
I agree. Simply naming me
dorm R.A. isn't enough
269
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,127
to command respect.
270
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,955
I need a physical symbol
of my authority,
271
00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,435
like the way a king
had a scepter.
272
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,306
So, you want a scepter?
273
00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:57,526
No, that could be used
against me.
274
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,832
Ooh, how about a badge?
275
00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:00,268
I'd be like a Texas Ranger
276
00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:01,965
who patrols the halls
of a dormitory.
277
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,925
Well, these all just
such terrific ideas but,
278
00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:07,667
um, how about an official letter
from my desk
279
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:11,061
with a handwritten note
attesting to your position?
280
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:15,631
All right.
"To the students of Bower Hall."
281
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,111
That's your handwriting?
282
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:19,940
"This document
283
00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:24,379
"bestows on Sheldon Cooper
all the powers
284
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,686
and privileges
of resident advisor."
285
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,122
"Bestows." I like it.
286
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,214
Sloppy, but I like it.
287
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,216
♪ I can see a new horizon ♪
288
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,826
♪ Realize♪
289
00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:38,610
♪ That will keep me realizin' ♪
290
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:41,657
♪ You're the biggest part
of me... ♪
291
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,093
Nope.
292
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,616
♪ Need your lovin'
here beside... ♪
293
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:47,619
Well, I got to tell you,
294
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:50,187
that was pretty exciting.Mm. I told you.
295
00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:52,276
For a while there,
I felt like Bonnie and Clyde,
296
00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:54,278
without all the murder
and mayhem.
297
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,890
Well, the night's still young.
298
00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:02,025
So at the risk of sounding
more like Bonnie than Clyde, uh,
299
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,419
where do we stand
in our relationship?
300
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:07,030
You're the one
who broke up with me.
301
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:10,642
Oh, maybe
I've rethought the situation.
302
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,383
So you were wrong.
303
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:16,039
I don't believe
there's any right or wrong here.
304
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:19,086
Say it. Say you were wrong.
305
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,697
I do regret it.
306
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,439
Because... you were...
307
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,180
wrong.
308
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:28,530
Yes.
309
00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:32,099
So what do you say-- you want
to give it another chance?
310
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:33,448
Hang on.
311
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:34,797
Just give me a straight answer.
312
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,756
I'm a big boy.
I can take it.
313
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,366
I think we're being followed.
314
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,150
What?
315
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,543
No.
316
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,545
The pickup truck?
317
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:44,894
The orange Pinto.
318
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,504
I saw it when
we gassed up.
319
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,071
It's been two cars back
ever since.
320
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,552
I'm gonna speed up
and see what happens.
321
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,077
We're being followed.
322
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,383
Are you still excited?
323
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:56,906
No, I'm upset.
324
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:57,951
Good.
325
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,866
Then we're on the same page.
326
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,398
Open up. It's the R.A.
327
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,053
Yeah?
328
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:15,055
It's quiet hours.
You have to turn the music off.
329
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,970
Says who?Me, the R.A.
330
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,667
You probably didn't hear me
over the music.
331
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:23,237
Maybe this will convince you.
332
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,586
Her cursive is
maybe questionable,
333
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,414
but trust me,
my authority is not.
334
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,985
♪ I know, yeah... ♪
335
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,857
Joke's on you.
I have Scotch tape.
336
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,687
I don't see him anywhere.
Do you?
337
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,081
Nope.Oh, man.
338
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,344
Well, now that
that's over, I'm starting
339
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,172
to feel the excitement again.
340
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,261
Crazy, right? I think
that's the way danger works.
341
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,916
Oh, it's like a rollercoaster.
342
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,613
Well,
343
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:54,529
ain't this a coincidence.
344
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,096
Oh, come on.
345
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,101
What's up?Mom and Dad are being weird.
346
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:02,450
Can I hang out here?
347
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:03,930
Actually, ain't a good time.
348
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,235
Come on in, Missy.
349
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,499
Dang it.
350
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,110
Sucker.
351
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,111
Good.
352
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,590
Ooh, Look Who's Talking.
353
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,854
Classic.Hey, did you know
354
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,681
the baby is the guy
from Die Hard?
355
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,988
No.Yeah.
356
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,381
He can do everything.
357
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,469
I was sitting there.
358
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:22,992
Yeah, well, now you're not.
359
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,254
I'm being nothing but nice here.
360
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:25,690
I don't know why
you got to give me a hard time.
361
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:28,215
Why? I'll tell you why.
362
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,870
You ruined my life.
Is that enough "why" for you?
363
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,523
Hey, you weren't so innocent.
364
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,699
If I recall, you provided
alcohol to a minor-- me.
365
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,092
That's illegal.
366
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:38,703
You lied about your age.You lied first.
367
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,836
Okay, you know what? Let's not
do this in front of your sister.
368
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,230
It actually feels normal.
Keep going.
369
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,797
And let's not forget, I only
lied 'cause you're hot.
370
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,017
Oh, my God.
We don't need
371
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,540
to watch a movie
about a talking baby.
372
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,020
You're right here.
373
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:53,980
Ooh, lock the door,
lock the door.
374
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,504
No one's home.Just in case.
375
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,075
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.Mmm. Mmm.
376
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:05,687
I have a wild and crazy idea.Ooh,
377
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,254
I like where this is headed.
378
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:10,257
Let's make a baby.
379
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,955
You're kidding, right?
380
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:16,916
I don't know. It might
be fun to start over.
381
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,614
Fun?
What house you been living in?
382
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:23,400
I'm serious. We've been
getting along so great,
383
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:26,708
and I have all this
extra time on my hands.
384
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,753
Uh, let's take advantage.
385
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,191
Your son's about to have a baby.
You can take care of that one.
386
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,757
No, my mother called dibs.
387
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,759
Your mother's
a million years old.
388
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,109
You think she's gonna be
changing diapers
389
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:37,980
in the middle of the night?
390
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,547
I'll tell you
what your problem is.
391
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:40,722
you got kicked out
of your church,
392
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,854
your-your kids are grown up,
393
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,900
you're feeling sorry
for yourself, and,
394
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,207
yeah, you think
a baby'll solve the problem.
395
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:51,385
Well? Say something.
396
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:54,214
You make me so mad.
397
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,565
Where you going?
398
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,741
We can still do it mad.
399
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:03,223
So what do you
want, uh...
400
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,574
Dennis.Right.
401
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:09,403
Dennis. Tough name.
402
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:12,667
So what do you want... Dennis?
403
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:16,801
Couldn't help noticing you got
Texas plates on that truck.
404
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:20,936
Operating poker machines
ain't legal in Texas.
405
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,720
So what are you, a cop?
406
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:26,072
No, no, I'm just a guy who might
call the cops, you know,
407
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:29,162
if we don't come
to an arrangement.
408
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,598
Can I take your order?
409
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,252
Thank you, honey.
410
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,123
You know, I got a hankering
for chicken fried steak.
411
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:37,735
Gravy on top,
but only if it's cream gravy.
412
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:42,131
And the mashed potatoes with
more cream and gravy on top.
413
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:45,134
And, uh, ice tea
when you can.
414
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,484
No gravy on that.
415
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,617
And how about for you two?
416
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:52,707
I'm gonna use your restroom.
417
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:55,144
He knows what I like.
418
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,277
You're leaving?Uh-huh.
419
00:16:57,407 --> 00:17:00,236
I got to tinkle.Uh.
420
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,196
Uh,
421
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:06,634
I guess I'll have the waffles,
422
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,637
and the lady will have, um...
423
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:14,120
...also waffles.
424
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:18,254
So, what do you think?
425
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:19,908
Well, Dennis, I'm not
the guy to talk to.
426
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,651
Uh, why don't we wait
for the boss to finish tinkling?
427
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,831
But I do got to tell you,
this is my first shakedown.
428
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,833
Don't think of it
like that.
429
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:34,183
It's just a
business arrangement.
430
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,533
Well, I've been a businessman
for 38 years,
431
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:39,232
and I don't think I've ever
been threatened before.
432
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,321
What kind of business you in?
433
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:47,066
Hello?Huh?
434
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,807
What kind of business you in?
435
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,595
Groomer.Hmm.
436
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,336
Dog groomer, yeah.
437
00:17:56,466 --> 00:18:01,297
Cats if you make me, but
I pretty much love the doggies.
438
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:02,603
You ever do birds?
439
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:05,388
No. Mm-hmm.
Birds got feathers,
440
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:08,304
and they're... they're
self-grooming, pretty much.
441
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,915
Yeah, I always thought
cats were self-grooming.
442
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:14,223
Well, people think that,
but, no. No, you got to...
443
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,617
You got to dip a cat
once in a while.
444
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,924
Well, okay then.
445
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:22,318
Where are you going?
446
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:25,147
Dennis, I am really sorry
about this.
447
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:39,292
May I help you?
448
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:40,467
There's no hot water.
449
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,077
There is for rule followers.
450
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,383
You can't just turn off
the hot water.
451
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,688
Yeah.Yeah.
452
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:46,168
If you want the benefits
of civilization,
453
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:47,517
you have to behave
in a civilized manner.
454
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,258
The decision is yours.
455
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,828
I don't need a pen and paper
to take names.
456
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,830
You. What's your name?
457
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,006
You know I'll find out
and there will be consequences.
458
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,357
Hey, what are you...
459
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