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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,001 --> 00:00:19,961 We're sold a lie from birth. 2 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:26,200 The idea that there are good people and bad people. 3 00:00:28,921 --> 00:00:30,680 But there aren't. 4 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,880 We all have the best of intentions. 5 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:43,641 We need some help! 6 00:00:44,321 --> 00:00:46,641 Love can justify almost anything. 7 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,360 If you believe in it hard enough. 8 00:00:55,841 --> 00:00:58,800 It can make us all do terrible things. 9 00:01:39,841 --> 00:01:41,600 Hey you. 10 00:01:46,001 --> 00:01:47,440 Jack? 11 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:48,761 Yeah, coming. 12 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:51,921 No, of course. Of course. 13 00:01:58,281 --> 00:01:59,281 No, I understand. 14 00:02:02,641 --> 00:02:04,400 No, she'll be fine. 15 00:02:04,719 --> 00:02:05,400 She'll be fine. 16 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,400 It'll be fine. 17 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:09,879 I'll make it fine. 18 00:02:09,959 --> 00:02:12,280 Just leave it up to me. 19 00:02:17,719 --> 00:02:19,400 Yeah, no. I'll tell her myself. 20 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:24,080 No, I think I'll wait and tell her in the morning. 21 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,719 Because tonight's our wedding anniversary, Jen. 22 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,039 No, not ours. Mine and Tasha's. 23 00:02:37,719 --> 00:02:38,719 All right. Yeah. 24 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:40,319 You know? 25 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,440 No, I appreciate the call. 26 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,000 All right. Okay. 27 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,759 I'm going now. Bye bye. 28 00:02:48,439 --> 00:02:50,520 - You don't wanna know. - I do. Tell me. 29 00:02:50,599 --> 00:02:51,879 Look at this. 30 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,879 What have I done to deserve this? 31 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:02,680 Emily's asleep. 32 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,680 One story. Milk. Conked out. 33 00:03:08,719 --> 00:03:10,840 So what was she saying? 34 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,280 She called about my sister. 35 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:16,280 - Hayley? - Mm-hm. 36 00:03:16,479 --> 00:03:17,680 A heads up. 37 00:03:17,759 --> 00:03:19,360 Wine first, I think. 38 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,800 Oh, a heads up... Tonight. 39 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,415 She knows exactly when we got married, Jack. 40 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,319 Trust me. 41 00:03:33,319 --> 00:03:35,919 So what was she saying about Hayley? 42 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,680 Well, apparently she wants us to be Ethan's godparents. 43 00:03:42,039 --> 00:03:43,919 Oh, wow. That's so nice. 44 00:03:44,439 --> 00:03:45,520 No, sorry. 45 00:03:46,479 --> 00:03:50,560 Me and Jen - she wants me and Jen to be Ethan's godparents. 46 00:03:50,639 --> 00:03:52,240 - Hence the heads up. - Oh yeah. 47 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,639 Wait, your sister wants you and your ex-wife 48 00:03:58,719 --> 00:04:00,599 to be her only child's godparents? 49 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,199 And I'm... 50 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:07,479 You're auntie Tash. 51 00:04:10,039 --> 00:04:11,800 They definitely want you there. 52 00:04:11,879 --> 00:04:15,319 It's just Jen and Hayley have been best friends for 20 years. 53 00:04:17,439 --> 00:04:19,039 All right. 54 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,240 Okay. Okay. 55 00:04:31,879 --> 00:04:35,560 I know it's not the most glamorous wedding anniversary gift 56 00:04:36,079 --> 00:04:38,480 and I know you hate receiving handouts. 57 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,480 It's always in the back of your head. 58 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:45,920 Now it's gone. 59 00:04:46,879 --> 00:04:48,800 The rest of my student loan. 60 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,839 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 61 00:05:52,639 --> 00:05:53,720 Fuck! 62 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:54,920 Fucking idiots. 63 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,160 Thanks for all your fucking help.. Nice one. 64 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,015 I said you needed a criminal lawyer, not a media one. 65 00:06:00,039 --> 00:06:02,679 Why didn't you hammer home the mitigating circumstances. 66 00:06:02,758 --> 00:06:03,958 That's all you needed to... Oh. 67 00:06:04,039 --> 00:06:06,239 Didn't do mitigating because they didn't play well. 68 00:06:06,318 --> 00:06:08,599 How would bringing that up have helped us? 69 00:06:08,679 --> 00:06:11,119 I don't know. You're the one arguing the case, not me. 70 00:06:11,198 --> 00:06:12,614 Now I can't even drive my wife and child home. 71 00:06:12,638 --> 00:06:14,599 So thank you. 72 00:06:14,679 --> 00:06:16,599 Look what you've done to my baby, prick. 73 00:06:18,919 --> 00:06:20,638 - Look. - Well, I gotta dash, mate. 74 00:06:20,719 --> 00:06:22,614 We'll talk later, yeah? Still on for climbing Friday? 75 00:06:22,638 --> 00:06:23,638 Yeah, of course. 76 00:06:26,159 --> 00:06:27,479 Lola? 77 00:06:27,838 --> 00:06:29,174 Yeah. Could you get someone from the office to pick me up please? 78 00:06:29,198 --> 00:06:30,919 - Let's go! - Yeah, anybody who's free. 79 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:33,039 Yes, they banned me for three years. 80 00:06:41,278 --> 00:06:42,359 Ssh! 81 00:06:45,958 --> 00:06:47,919 Tasha? Jen's here. 82 00:06:49,318 --> 00:06:50,318 Oh god. 83 00:06:52,719 --> 00:06:53,719 Look! Look! 84 00:06:55,479 --> 00:06:57,919 It'd daddy's ex-wife... Again. 85 00:07:02,398 --> 00:07:06,198 Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf? 86 00:07:06,278 --> 00:07:07,278 The big bad... 87 00:07:12,758 --> 00:07:15,479 - Hey. - You smell fabulous. 88 00:07:16,438 --> 00:07:17,678 Wait, did I buy you that? 89 00:07:17,719 --> 00:07:18,878 Probably. 90 00:07:19,479 --> 00:07:20,999 I brought your favorite. 91 00:07:21,359 --> 00:07:23,078 Oh, I haven't had this in ages. 92 00:07:24,958 --> 00:07:26,599 This is fancy. Thank you. 93 00:07:26,958 --> 00:07:28,695 - Thank you so much. - I knew you'd love it. 94 00:07:28,719 --> 00:07:29,559 You love your reds. 95 00:07:29,638 --> 00:07:30,878 Hi. How's it going? 96 00:07:30,958 --> 00:07:32,799 Hi. How are you? 97 00:07:33,719 --> 00:07:35,198 Oh, you poor thing. 98 00:07:35,799 --> 00:07:38,318 A three-year driving ban? 99 00:07:39,278 --> 00:07:40,638 God, that's outrageous. 100 00:07:41,278 --> 00:07:43,078 And Tasha can't drive either, can she? 101 00:07:43,359 --> 00:07:44,438 Oh, I can drive. 102 00:07:44,518 --> 00:07:45,878 I just, I don't have a license. 103 00:07:47,198 --> 00:07:49,054 Wait, Jack, how are you gonna get to the christening? 104 00:07:49,078 --> 00:07:50,318 We'll just get the train. 105 00:07:51,039 --> 00:07:52,559 The train on a Sunday? 106 00:07:52,838 --> 00:07:54,438 Jack hates the train. 107 00:07:54,679 --> 00:07:56,599 Plus the station is nowhere near the church. 108 00:07:57,078 --> 00:07:58,775 Well, I guess we'll have to rethink going then. 109 00:07:58,799 --> 00:08:03,878 Or Jack, maybe you can go and I'll just stay behind here with Emily. 110 00:08:03,958 --> 00:08:04,958 No, no. 111 00:08:04,999 --> 00:08:08,078 Then Jack's mum and dad will miss out. 112 00:08:08,159 --> 00:08:10,399 God, they'll be heartbroken if they don't get a squeeze. 113 00:08:11,198 --> 00:08:13,359 Listen, why don't I just drive us all? 114 00:08:13,719 --> 00:08:15,159 I mean, I've certainly got the space. 115 00:08:16,599 --> 00:08:17,599 Problem solved. 116 00:08:23,198 --> 00:08:25,414 You know the church we're going to is where I was christened? 117 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:26,958 - Seriously? - Yeah. 118 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:28,215 Do you think they still remember you? 119 00:08:28,239 --> 00:08:29,719 It was such a long time ago. 120 00:08:29,799 --> 00:08:31,999 Hey, we're practically the same age. 121 00:08:32,999 --> 00:08:33,838 Oh, this is gonna be so fun. 122 00:08:33,919 --> 00:08:37,158 And I have the perfect playlist. 123 00:08:37,239 --> 00:08:38,878 Oh god. Brace yourselves. 124 00:08:38,959 --> 00:08:40,439 You remember this song, right? 125 00:08:40,518 --> 00:08:41,918 - Oh shit! - Yes! 126 00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:44,399 Do you remember when we were in that beach bar in mykonos? 127 00:08:44,479 --> 00:08:45,614 - This is all they played. - Yes. 128 00:08:45,638 --> 00:08:47,479 They only had one cd, I'm sure of it. 129 00:08:47,959 --> 00:08:49,278 Of course I remember. 130 00:08:49,359 --> 00:08:51,359 And the waitress who kept dropping our drinks. 131 00:08:51,439 --> 00:08:52,558 Oh yeah! 132 00:08:53,319 --> 00:08:53,918 And you wondered why I didn't tip her. 133 00:08:53,999 --> 00:08:55,119 Oh, she was so sweet. 134 00:08:55,199 --> 00:08:58,038 Absolutely ruined your shirt though. Remember? 135 00:09:02,319 --> 00:09:04,839 Listen, you know how my dad loves a little dance. 136 00:09:04,918 --> 00:09:07,558 - Yes. - He will probably wanna... 137 00:09:34,158 --> 00:09:34,278 Hello? 138 00:09:34,678 --> 00:09:36,678 Any news? 139 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,359 Sam, the interview was last week. 140 00:09:39,439 --> 00:09:40,455 They're not gonna give me a full-time position that quickly. 141 00:09:40,479 --> 00:09:42,239 Why? 142 00:09:42,839 --> 00:09:45,518 'Cause it is a proper job with proper grownups 143 00:09:45,599 --> 00:09:46,678 and proper grownup money. 144 00:09:46,758 --> 00:09:47,999 Okay. 145 00:09:48,079 --> 00:09:49,878 I mean, I'm no employment guru, 146 00:09:49,959 --> 00:09:51,774 but I'd say probably don't tell people at the coffee shop 147 00:09:51,798 --> 00:09:53,359 you think it's a fake job? 148 00:09:53,439 --> 00:09:56,198 Or you'll end up like me, gaming in your boxers. 149 00:09:56,277 --> 00:09:58,998 Yeah. You're living your best life though, right? 150 00:09:59,078 --> 00:10:00,718 Continue. See you tonight. 151 00:10:00,797 --> 00:10:02,037 Yes. Okay. Yeah. 152 00:10:02,118 --> 00:10:03,118 All right, later. 153 00:10:13,397 --> 00:10:14,718 You okay? 154 00:10:15,238 --> 00:10:17,838 Can you hear me? 155 00:10:18,078 --> 00:10:19,358 Call an ambulance. 156 00:10:19,677 --> 00:10:20,877 Oh, no, I'm okay. I'm fine. 157 00:10:24,838 --> 00:10:26,638 Actually, I've gotta get to work. - No, no. 158 00:10:26,677 --> 00:10:28,814 I don't think you should move. You might have a back injury. 159 00:10:28,838 --> 00:10:30,397 No, I'm pretty sure I don't. 160 00:10:30,478 --> 00:10:32,318 I'm so sorry. I didn't see. 161 00:10:32,397 --> 00:10:33,637 You popped out nowhere and... 162 00:10:33,718 --> 00:10:34,718 Yeah. Alright. Alright. 163 00:10:36,718 --> 00:10:38,653 If you can move, we should probably get you off the road. 164 00:10:38,677 --> 00:10:40,917 - Yep. - Come on. 165 00:10:40,998 --> 00:10:42,677 Here, let me help. Let me help you up. 166 00:10:43,078 --> 00:10:44,318 Thank you. 167 00:10:44,397 --> 00:10:45,718 You all right? Can you walk? 168 00:10:46,118 --> 00:10:46,277 Yeah. 169 00:10:46,637 --> 00:10:48,718 Can you walk? 170 00:10:49,637 --> 00:10:51,198 - Do you want an arm? - No. 171 00:10:54,677 --> 00:10:56,037 Fuck's sake. 172 00:10:58,838 --> 00:11:01,637 - Here. - Thanks. 173 00:11:05,478 --> 00:11:06,917 You don't have the time, do you? 174 00:11:07,277 --> 00:11:08,397 10:17. 175 00:11:10,238 --> 00:11:11,238 - Why? Work? - Yeah. 176 00:11:13,517 --> 00:11:16,557 Well, I can call them and explain everything. 177 00:11:17,757 --> 00:11:19,814 Okay. Yeah, actually that'd be really good, thank you. 178 00:11:19,838 --> 00:11:21,757 - Okay. - Fuck... 179 00:11:23,718 --> 00:11:24,517 Sorry. Do you mind just... 180 00:11:24,598 --> 00:11:26,917 Oh, yeah. Okay. 181 00:11:27,877 --> 00:11:29,438 Ah, fuck! 182 00:11:29,718 --> 00:11:31,318 Ah. 183 00:11:35,157 --> 00:11:37,958 Do I have to get this checked out or... 184 00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:41,637 No, it just needs cleaning, that's all. 185 00:11:41,718 --> 00:11:44,238 Listen, I live 15 minutes that way. 186 00:11:45,598 --> 00:11:46,838 So if you like, I'm happy to... 187 00:11:47,238 --> 00:11:49,958 I'll get you fixed up. I'll put that in the boot. 188 00:11:50,037 --> 00:11:51,037 I'll get that fixed up. 189 00:11:51,438 --> 00:11:53,917 I'll throw in a cup of tea and a taxi home if you like. 190 00:11:57,078 --> 00:11:58,318 - Okay. Okay. Yeah. - Sure? 191 00:11:58,397 --> 00:11:59,397 Thank you. Yeah. 192 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,397 Kay. Come on in. 193 00:12:17,478 --> 00:12:22,478 I think I've got a first-aid kit... somewhere. 194 00:12:36,478 --> 00:12:38,198 Not bad. 195 00:12:40,318 --> 00:12:41,318 Thank you. 196 00:12:41,358 --> 00:12:43,037 Here. I'll leave this here for you. 197 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,118 - Tea? - Yeah, please. 198 00:12:58,238 --> 00:12:59,598 You all right there? 199 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:04,917 Here. 200 00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:07,078 All right? 201 00:13:08,358 --> 00:13:09,358 Milk? 202 00:13:10,277 --> 00:13:11,277 Yes, please. 203 00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:20,037 That's the fridge. 204 00:13:22,358 --> 00:13:24,198 Sorry. 205 00:13:30,637 --> 00:13:33,877 So listen. I'm happy to pay for your bike to get repaired. 206 00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:36,637 Or if you prefer, I can just give you cash. 207 00:13:36,718 --> 00:13:38,037 You could get a new one. 208 00:13:38,677 --> 00:13:39,677 Is 400 quid... 209 00:13:39,877 --> 00:13:41,958 I dunno how much they cost. 210 00:13:42,037 --> 00:13:43,677 What about my smashed phone? 211 00:13:44,118 --> 00:13:45,478 Cost like a grand. 212 00:13:47,277 --> 00:13:48,557 Did it? 213 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,318 No, not really. 214 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,557 It's refurbished. 215 00:13:52,997 --> 00:13:54,037 800 will cover everything. 216 00:13:55,477 --> 00:13:56,837 That'll do. 217 00:13:58,036 --> 00:13:59,036 Here. 218 00:14:02,396 --> 00:14:04,636 No, come on. 219 00:14:05,317 --> 00:14:06,876 We start with this. 220 00:14:09,357 --> 00:14:10,357 Here we go. 221 00:14:13,117 --> 00:14:14,357 It's gonna sting. 222 00:14:15,756 --> 00:14:16,756 Doesn't sting? 223 00:14:18,597 --> 00:14:20,717 Is that your wife? 224 00:14:22,516 --> 00:14:23,997 Yep. That's Jen. 225 00:14:27,036 --> 00:14:27,477 She's very young. 226 00:14:27,556 --> 00:14:29,556 We both were. 227 00:14:31,556 --> 00:14:32,676 Here, swap. 228 00:14:43,077 --> 00:14:44,237 Hello? 229 00:14:45,357 --> 00:14:46,997 How are the war wounds? 230 00:14:48,717 --> 00:14:49,717 Hey. 231 00:14:49,796 --> 00:14:52,036 Yeah, they're healing up nicely. Thanks. 232 00:14:52,597 --> 00:14:54,237 Good, good. 233 00:14:56,357 --> 00:15:00,997 Listen, I've got a meeting in town, but I should be done by about 6:00. 234 00:15:02,077 --> 00:15:07,117 So if you're free, we could get an early dinner maybe. 235 00:15:08,237 --> 00:15:10,117 As a thank you. Or a sorry. 236 00:15:14,117 --> 00:15:15,757 I've gotta check on that arm, haven't I? 237 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,916 Okay. 238 00:15:18,477 --> 00:15:20,837 This is just a sorry, right? 239 00:15:21,237 --> 00:15:22,237 Of course. 240 00:15:29,636 --> 00:15:35,077 So graphic design... I know what it is, but what is it? 241 00:15:36,796 --> 00:15:38,156 It's an umbrella term, really. 242 00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:42,796 But personally I'm into pictographs or pictograms. 243 00:15:43,636 --> 00:15:47,396 And so now pretend that I have absolutely no idea 244 00:15:47,477 --> 00:15:48,492 what you're talking about. 245 00:15:48,516 --> 00:15:50,957 They're images that we all agree on. 246 00:15:51,036 --> 00:15:56,036 Like road signs or... Labels or... warnings. 247 00:15:57,477 --> 00:16:00,117 Their meaning has to be crystal clear, 248 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,756 unambiguous, purely functional. 249 00:16:05,276 --> 00:16:07,717 And, right. And you like that? 250 00:16:08,636 --> 00:16:09,636 What? Functionality? 251 00:16:10,556 --> 00:16:12,957 Lack of ambiguity. 252 00:16:16,317 --> 00:16:17,516 Yeah. I do. 253 00:16:21,997 --> 00:16:22,997 Noted. 254 00:16:23,756 --> 00:16:25,717 Here we are. 255 00:16:26,796 --> 00:16:28,237 And yours. Enjoy. 256 00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:32,676 You can ask about her. It's fine. 257 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:36,516 What does she do? 258 00:16:36,597 --> 00:16:39,197 Interior design. 259 00:16:39,556 --> 00:16:41,837 It's like hotels and restaurants. 260 00:16:42,317 --> 00:16:43,636 Couple of bars. 261 00:16:44,516 --> 00:16:45,597 She loves it. 262 00:16:45,676 --> 00:16:48,276 She's very good, she's pretty sought after. 263 00:16:48,357 --> 00:16:50,957 Well, that explains why your house is so beautiful. 264 00:16:53,317 --> 00:16:54,317 No kids? 265 00:16:55,197 --> 00:16:56,197 No, no. No kids. 266 00:17:00,957 --> 00:17:03,636 Okay. There was a bit of a problem there. 267 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:07,676 And ivf didn't, wasn't working, so... 268 00:17:09,356 --> 00:17:11,637 She can't. 269 00:17:11,877 --> 00:17:13,556 - Oh, she can't. - No. 270 00:17:14,917 --> 00:17:17,596 I'm sorry. Is this too much? 271 00:17:18,076 --> 00:17:19,397 No, no, no, no. Of course not. 272 00:17:19,677 --> 00:17:24,276 I just, I don't really wanna bombard you with all of this stuff. 273 00:17:25,556 --> 00:17:27,356 It's not your problem, it's, my marriage is... 274 00:17:30,836 --> 00:17:34,316 We've been together a really long time and we've been through a lot. 275 00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:37,437 And I wanted to make her happy. 276 00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:39,836 I tried to make her happy, but... 277 00:17:40,836 --> 00:17:44,556 Life doesn't always work out that way, you know? 278 00:17:46,116 --> 00:17:50,156 You can't force someone to be happy if fundamentally they're... 279 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:57,315 It's okay for you to want to be happy, Jack. 280 00:18:02,876 --> 00:18:05,835 Jen's agreed to a trial separation. 281 00:18:08,236 --> 00:18:11,396 It's nothing big now, it's just separate rooms. 282 00:18:11,476 --> 00:18:16,795 So we can think about what we actually want. 283 00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:26,755 And you can see other people? 284 00:18:29,115 --> 00:18:30,156 If that's what I want. 285 00:18:33,476 --> 00:18:35,156 Is it something you might want? 286 00:18:42,795 --> 00:18:45,075 Is it something you want? 287 00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:13,635 That was three months ago. 288 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:17,996 I'm sorry I didn't tell you. 289 00:19:21,396 --> 00:19:22,636 And you did the test yesterday? 290 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,716 It estimates about seven weeks. 291 00:19:25,795 --> 00:19:27,196 I did the entire pack. 292 00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:28,916 Well, that's two months ago. 293 00:19:30,075 --> 00:19:32,676 So when we... 294 00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:34,916 - You and him... - It's not yours, Sam. 295 00:19:36,196 --> 00:19:38,075 Please don't do this right now. - Okay. 296 00:19:41,835 --> 00:19:43,476 So what are you gonna do about it? 297 00:19:45,156 --> 00:19:47,196 I'm pregnant with a married man's child. 298 00:19:47,716 --> 00:19:49,196 What do you think I'm gonna do? 299 00:19:50,755 --> 00:19:53,115 Have you told him yet? 300 00:19:56,716 --> 00:19:58,035 Are you certain? 301 00:19:59,075 --> 00:20:00,795 Yes, but it's fine. 302 00:20:00,876 --> 00:20:03,196 I've already called a clinic. 303 00:20:04,956 --> 00:20:07,595 Obviously I'm getting rid of it. 304 00:20:07,835 --> 00:20:09,555 Tasha, come here, come here. 305 00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,396 Okay. Talk to me properly. 306 00:20:12,676 --> 00:20:13,676 Really properly. 307 00:20:16,996 --> 00:20:17,996 It's fine. 308 00:20:18,436 --> 00:20:20,396 I'll be fine. 309 00:20:21,636 --> 00:20:23,956 - It takes less than an hour. - Shut up now. 310 00:20:24,035 --> 00:20:25,115 Shut up. 311 00:20:25,755 --> 00:20:27,676 This is amazing. 312 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:30,515 This is perfect. 313 00:20:31,916 --> 00:20:33,396 This is so amazing. 314 00:20:33,876 --> 00:20:35,795 It's perfect. 315 00:20:36,795 --> 00:20:37,876 Really? 316 00:20:38,555 --> 00:20:39,555 Yes, of course... 317 00:20:46,075 --> 00:20:47,315 I mean, what the fuck? 318 00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:17,035 - Amen. - Amen. 319 00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:11,834 - Dad. Cin cin. - Thank you. 320 00:22:15,594 --> 00:22:18,514 Oh my goodness. I think you should take him upstairs. 321 00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:26,875 - Hey. - Oh, hi. 322 00:22:26,955 --> 00:22:28,050 Thank you. - Oh, that one's for me, actually. 323 00:22:28,074 --> 00:22:30,514 You can have mine. There you go. 324 00:22:30,594 --> 00:22:32,074 Oh, sorry. I didn't realize. 325 00:22:32,155 --> 00:22:33,651 - Anyone else? Top ups? - Oh, yes, please. 326 00:22:33,675 --> 00:22:34,675 Me, Jackie. 327 00:22:36,715 --> 00:22:37,875 Thank you. 328 00:22:38,635 --> 00:22:40,515 There you go. - Oh, I'm drinking like a fish. 329 00:22:42,915 --> 00:22:44,114 Guys. Picture please. 330 00:22:44,195 --> 00:22:45,195 Come here. 331 00:22:45,475 --> 00:22:46,715 Ready? 332 00:22:46,794 --> 00:22:48,435 - Perfectly timed. - Huh? 333 00:22:48,514 --> 00:22:49,195 Oh... 334 00:22:49,274 --> 00:22:51,754 H, darling. Oh, it's okay. 335 00:22:51,834 --> 00:22:52,834 It's me. 336 00:22:57,754 --> 00:23:00,794 Gorgeous. 337 00:23:01,475 --> 00:23:04,195 - Oh, let me have a look. - I knew you'd wanna have a look. 338 00:23:04,834 --> 00:23:05,834 See? 339 00:23:06,195 --> 00:23:07,995 - Oh, look at her! - Love these, by the way. 340 00:23:09,074 --> 00:23:10,114 Thank you. 341 00:23:11,995 --> 00:23:13,435 I know. I know. 342 00:23:22,155 --> 00:23:25,354 Are you having an... okay time? 343 00:23:25,754 --> 00:23:27,715 I'm having a great time. 344 00:23:27,794 --> 00:23:30,435 Jen's wandering around like she's still your wife. 345 00:23:30,514 --> 00:23:32,955 Hayley's been ignoring me since I got here. 346 00:23:33,034 --> 00:23:35,034 Oh, and your parents haven't even said hello yet. 347 00:23:35,074 --> 00:23:36,395 It's not deliberate. 348 00:23:36,754 --> 00:23:38,395 There are... hello. 349 00:23:38,475 --> 00:23:41,274 Very spooky old people they've not seen for years. 350 00:23:41,354 --> 00:23:43,475 Pretty sure they all think I'm the nanny. 351 00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:44,794 They don't. 352 00:23:45,754 --> 00:23:47,715 You know she did this deliberately, don't you? 353 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:48,915 The godparent thing. 354 00:23:49,915 --> 00:23:51,955 She's trying to make a point. I'm not welcome. 355 00:23:52,034 --> 00:23:53,354 She is not trying to make a point. 356 00:23:54,635 --> 00:23:57,754 Look, come on, you know they've been best friends since preschool. 357 00:23:57,834 --> 00:23:59,995 - So... - Not that long then. 358 00:24:01,754 --> 00:24:03,395 How much of this have you had? 359 00:24:04,395 --> 00:24:05,754 Not enough, clearly. 360 00:24:06,034 --> 00:24:08,675 If you're gonna have a domestic, do it somewhere private, please? 361 00:24:08,754 --> 00:24:10,955 We're not having a domestic, you witty old cow. 362 00:24:13,155 --> 00:24:14,554 Oh, here we go. 363 00:24:22,715 --> 00:24:23,794 He's fine. 364 00:24:24,955 --> 00:24:27,875 I think it's just difficult having... 365 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:29,915 You know? 366 00:24:30,875 --> 00:24:32,035 Having both me and Jen here. 367 00:24:34,195 --> 00:24:36,074 Well, it's just a party, Natasha. 368 00:24:37,155 --> 00:24:38,554 Jen seems okay with things. 369 00:24:38,635 --> 00:24:40,875 If anything, she should be the one with the issue. 370 00:24:40,955 --> 00:24:41,955 I know. 371 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,034 But maybe for the next big family thing, 372 00:24:44,114 --> 00:24:45,554 it's better if only one of us comes. 373 00:24:47,114 --> 00:24:48,114 It's just a little bit... 374 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,155 Yeah. 375 00:24:51,635 --> 00:24:55,754 Yeah. Maybe next time it would be better if you didn't come. 376 00:24:58,995 --> 00:25:00,794 Oh fuck off. 377 00:25:01,635 --> 00:25:02,955 Classy. 378 00:25:05,034 --> 00:25:07,235 You know, we all know what you did to get here. 379 00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:10,594 To get that ring. That house. 380 00:25:12,195 --> 00:25:14,034 Jack and Jen tried for years to have kids. 381 00:25:14,114 --> 00:25:15,114 He couldn't. 382 00:25:15,955 --> 00:25:18,034 His chances were incredibly low. 383 00:25:18,114 --> 00:25:21,314 And then you, conveniently, show up pregnant. 384 00:25:24,955 --> 00:25:26,371 You might have got everything you wanted, 385 00:25:26,395 --> 00:25:28,354 but you don't get to choose my friends. 386 00:25:33,514 --> 00:25:35,195 - Everything all right? - Yeah. Fine. 387 00:25:38,155 --> 00:25:39,155 Okay. What happened? 388 00:25:41,634 --> 00:25:44,154 This needs to stop. 389 00:25:46,073 --> 00:25:48,154 No more Jen coming to the house. 390 00:25:48,234 --> 00:25:50,434 It's weird for me and for Emily. 391 00:25:50,513 --> 00:25:53,553 - Okay. - Okay? 392 00:25:53,634 --> 00:25:55,954 Of course. I'll speak to her in the morning. 393 00:25:56,674 --> 00:25:59,273 But I'll let them have today. 394 00:26:04,994 --> 00:26:06,593 Should we get pissed? 395 00:26:06,674 --> 00:26:08,394 - Mm-hm. - Mm-hm. 396 00:26:15,994 --> 00:26:16,553 Hayley said something today. 397 00:26:16,634 --> 00:26:18,753 Oh god. 398 00:26:19,674 --> 00:26:22,714 Whatever it was, it was probably just Hayley being Hayley. 399 00:26:23,634 --> 00:26:25,113 You'll learn to ignore it. 400 00:26:25,194 --> 00:26:26,313 I do. 401 00:26:26,914 --> 00:26:28,914 About you and Jen. 402 00:26:28,994 --> 00:26:31,353 She said it was you not Jen who had fertility problems. 403 00:26:35,474 --> 00:26:38,113 You said it was Jen when you were trying for kids. 404 00:26:41,273 --> 00:26:43,113 Okay. 405 00:26:46,234 --> 00:26:48,634 Well, yeah, she's right. 406 00:26:49,874 --> 00:26:54,914 Plenty of swimmers. Just not the best athletes. 407 00:26:56,714 --> 00:26:59,113 So hard, but not impossible. 408 00:27:00,353 --> 00:27:02,714 We could have kept going, but she wanted to stop. 409 00:27:02,793 --> 00:27:03,793 So we stopped. 410 00:27:10,154 --> 00:27:11,593 Why didn't you tell me? 411 00:27:12,154 --> 00:27:14,073 Why do you think? 412 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:18,714 You're a lot younger than I am. 413 00:27:19,833 --> 00:27:22,874 And I'm a big, stupid bloke. 414 00:27:26,234 --> 00:27:27,474 I quite liked you. 415 00:27:29,793 --> 00:27:31,154 I quite liked you too. 416 00:27:32,353 --> 00:27:33,434 Yeah, I know. 417 00:28:29,154 --> 00:28:32,474 Hey, do you know where I can find pumpkin seeds? 418 00:28:32,553 --> 00:28:33,474 Yeah. Come. I show you. 419 00:28:33,553 --> 00:28:37,513 Thank you. 420 00:28:39,474 --> 00:28:40,513 Hey. 421 00:28:44,793 --> 00:28:46,194 Oh, hey. 422 00:28:46,273 --> 00:28:47,273 Natasha. 423 00:28:47,954 --> 00:28:49,073 You shop here? 424 00:28:50,273 --> 00:28:51,690 Yeah. It's the closest one to the house so... 425 00:28:51,714 --> 00:28:54,313 - Ae you local? - Ish. 426 00:28:55,593 --> 00:28:56,673 Bit of a creature of habit. 427 00:28:56,714 --> 00:28:58,874 It's a bit of a drive, but I do like it here. 428 00:29:00,674 --> 00:29:01,914 Speaking of which, 429 00:29:01,994 --> 00:29:05,674 thank you very much for driving us to the christening. 430 00:29:05,753 --> 00:29:07,833 Hello, beautiful. 431 00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:10,113 Are you helping mummy? Yeah. 432 00:29:10,194 --> 00:29:12,994 Oh, those things are great, aren't they? 433 00:29:13,073 --> 00:29:14,249 I've got friends that swear by them. 434 00:29:14,273 --> 00:29:17,313 Who has the time to make things fresh anymore? 435 00:29:18,113 --> 00:29:19,113 Oh, I think... 436 00:29:19,474 --> 00:29:20,394 - Oh. - Do you still want them? 437 00:29:20,474 --> 00:29:21,874 Yes, I do. 438 00:29:21,954 --> 00:29:24,513 It's all right. I'll watch her. 439 00:29:24,593 --> 00:29:26,674 Hello, darling. Yeah. 440 00:29:26,753 --> 00:29:27,353 What's in my basket? 441 00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:29,394 Sorry. 442 00:29:40,473 --> 00:29:41,552 Here. 443 00:29:41,633 --> 00:29:42,913 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 444 00:29:42,993 --> 00:29:43,993 Thanks. 445 00:30:23,512 --> 00:30:25,032 Hey, hey! 446 00:30:25,112 --> 00:30:29,072 Have you seen a woman? Brunette but older. 447 00:30:29,153 --> 00:30:30,913 And I left my baby with her. 448 00:30:31,433 --> 00:30:33,633 - You left your baby? - No. No, she has my baby. 449 00:30:33,713 --> 00:30:35,352 She's taking care of my baby. I... 450 00:30:35,592 --> 00:30:36,792 Natasha. 451 00:30:37,312 --> 00:30:39,552 - Verything okay? - Hey. Hey. 452 00:30:41,352 --> 00:30:42,592 Oh gosh. 453 00:30:42,673 --> 00:30:44,488 I just went to get some bread from another aisle. 454 00:30:44,512 --> 00:30:45,792 I didn't mean to... 455 00:30:46,792 --> 00:30:49,752 Okay. You know what, we'll just call this a misunderstanding. 456 00:30:49,832 --> 00:30:52,953 But Jen, in future, when you are looking after other people's kids, 457 00:30:53,032 --> 00:30:54,713 you don't just play it by ear. 458 00:30:55,792 --> 00:30:57,913 Right, I'll certainly bear that in mind. 459 00:31:01,272 --> 00:31:02,272 Hey. 460 00:31:02,352 --> 00:31:04,193 Hey. 461 00:31:04,673 --> 00:31:05,873 Oh yeah. 462 00:31:06,233 --> 00:31:08,433 What else have we got? A frog. 463 00:31:09,633 --> 00:31:12,153 Daddy loves frogs. Daddy loves frogs. 464 00:31:12,233 --> 00:31:13,233 Look at the time. 465 00:31:15,953 --> 00:31:17,153 You keep reading. 466 00:31:18,312 --> 00:31:19,713 Baby. 467 00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:34,832 Don't worry. Don't worry. Come on, come on through. 468 00:31:34,913 --> 00:31:37,713 She's through here. Tasha, you've got a visitor. 469 00:31:38,552 --> 00:31:39,913 Surprise! 470 00:31:43,032 --> 00:31:44,552 Oh my god. 471 00:31:49,752 --> 00:31:51,153 - Jack, Sam. Sam, Jack. - Yes. 472 00:31:51,233 --> 00:31:52,609 Yeah. Yeah. We met at the door. - Yeah. Good to meet you. 473 00:31:52,633 --> 00:31:54,473 - Jack. - Finally. 474 00:31:54,552 --> 00:31:55,832 Yeah, you too. 475 00:31:55,913 --> 00:31:57,233 Just like sealed. 476 00:31:57,312 --> 00:31:58,512 And throwing krill. 477 00:31:58,592 --> 00:32:00,873 You that's what you... That? Throwing krill... 478 00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:02,328 - That's nothing to do with me. - Instead of having... 479 00:32:02,352 --> 00:32:03,768 - That's nothing to do with me. - It's nice to meet you. 480 00:32:03,792 --> 00:32:05,473 Right. I'm gonna go and grab a quick sauna 481 00:32:05,552 --> 00:32:07,409 and leave you two to just catch up. - Yeah, yeah. 482 00:32:07,433 --> 00:32:09,752 Listen, don't let me get in the way. Seriously. 483 00:32:09,832 --> 00:32:11,352 Thank you for your hospitality. 484 00:32:11,433 --> 00:32:12,752 No, no, no. It's no worries. 485 00:32:12,832 --> 00:32:14,433 There's wine in the fridge if you want. 486 00:32:21,393 --> 00:32:22,633 Did he say say sauna? 487 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:27,753 - I wanted to surprise you. - Oh, right. 488 00:32:28,072 --> 00:32:29,873 Well, I'm here now. 489 00:32:30,473 --> 00:32:31,953 You said you were lonely. 490 00:32:32,032 --> 00:32:33,673 If I'd asked you, you would've put me off. 491 00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:35,352 Sam, he's not an idiot. 492 00:32:35,433 --> 00:32:36,832 He knows you don't like him. 493 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:38,552 You didn't come to the wedding. 494 00:32:38,633 --> 00:32:39,953 Wait, what? 495 00:32:41,032 --> 00:32:42,473 He's not an idiot? 496 00:32:43,752 --> 00:32:45,153 Stop it. 497 00:32:45,233 --> 00:32:47,032 Oh, come on. He doesn't care. 498 00:32:47,673 --> 00:32:49,673 I'm here now. Can't hate him that much. 499 00:32:49,752 --> 00:32:51,112 Yeah, but you could have texted. 500 00:32:51,193 --> 00:32:54,032 It's the middle of the night. A bloke coming to see me. 501 00:32:54,752 --> 00:32:55,768 Okay. It's not the middle of the night, mum. 502 00:32:55,792 --> 00:32:57,993 You need to get out more. 503 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:01,512 And plus, have you seen his face? That beard? 504 00:33:01,752 --> 00:33:03,592 He doesn't care about the competition. 505 00:33:04,393 --> 00:33:07,953 Hey, at least your ex-husband isn't showing up. Right? 506 00:33:08,433 --> 00:33:10,792 - All right. That's it. - Too far? Was that too far? 507 00:33:10,873 --> 00:33:12,633 - You're out. You're out. - Okay. I'll go. 508 00:33:12,713 --> 00:33:13,713 I'll go. 509 00:33:15,592 --> 00:33:17,312 Seriously though, what's it like being rich? 510 00:33:18,473 --> 00:33:20,552 I'm not rich. 511 00:33:21,393 --> 00:33:23,473 Sure. Okay, Drake. 512 00:33:23,552 --> 00:33:25,473 Do you wanna show me the rest of the house or... 513 00:33:25,832 --> 00:33:28,272 Where's your priceless collection of birkin bags? 514 00:33:28,352 --> 00:33:30,272 - Upstairs. - Don't joke. 515 00:33:30,352 --> 00:33:32,193 - You being serious? - Yeah. I'm dead serious. 516 00:33:32,272 --> 00:33:33,551 They're so expensive. 517 00:33:35,831 --> 00:33:37,071 Still doesn't like me, does he? 518 00:33:39,992 --> 00:33:41,271 Sam? 519 00:33:47,591 --> 00:33:49,031 At least he's honest. 520 00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:51,351 How'd things go with him. 521 00:33:51,432 --> 00:33:53,311 Are you patching things up? 522 00:33:53,831 --> 00:33:55,111 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of. 523 00:33:57,992 --> 00:34:01,591 You know, it's really nice to see an old face. 524 00:34:02,232 --> 00:34:05,351 The nct girls are great, but you know, they're mum friends. 525 00:34:06,952 --> 00:34:08,271 And he doesn't hate you. 526 00:34:08,351 --> 00:34:11,791 He's just protective, like an older brother. 527 00:34:12,432 --> 00:34:14,752 Or a judgmental aunt. 528 00:34:15,031 --> 00:34:16,832 Yeah. I see it. I see it. 529 00:34:18,312 --> 00:34:20,591 Listen, I know it's not ideal, 530 00:34:20,671 --> 00:34:22,992 but they need me to go to New York next week. 531 00:34:23,071 --> 00:34:24,992 Just Thursday to Sunday. 532 00:34:25,272 --> 00:34:27,207 So I was thinking I could get you and Emily a ticket 533 00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:29,231 if you don't want to stay here on your own. 534 00:34:30,472 --> 00:34:34,711 I mean, obviously I'll be busy but we'll have the nights 535 00:34:34,792 --> 00:34:36,552 and you two can explore the city in the day. 536 00:34:37,031 --> 00:34:40,191 I don't know that it's a good idea 537 00:34:40,272 --> 00:34:42,952 taking her on a long-haul flight just yet. 538 00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:46,432 Because I wanna get her into a proper routine 539 00:34:47,151 --> 00:34:49,151 in case we start nursery soon. 540 00:34:52,872 --> 00:34:55,792 Wow. Yeah, no, you're right. 541 00:34:55,872 --> 00:34:57,312 Don't wanna throw her off her sleep. 542 00:35:00,912 --> 00:35:02,328 Oh, you don't mind me going though, do you? 543 00:35:02,352 --> 00:35:03,472 Uh-uh. 544 00:35:07,472 --> 00:35:10,752 Listen, I spoke to Jen after the christening 545 00:35:11,432 --> 00:35:13,111 and I explained everything. 546 00:35:13,872 --> 00:35:15,392 And she won't be coming around anymore. 547 00:35:28,071 --> 00:35:31,111 Thanks for this, Sam. I appreciate it. 548 00:35:31,191 --> 00:35:32,792 - It's all right. - Oh. 549 00:35:34,631 --> 00:35:35,912 Oh. Oh. 550 00:35:36,872 --> 00:35:37,872 Oh, she wants her rabbit. 551 00:35:37,952 --> 00:35:40,591 Damn. Rabbit is upstairs. 552 00:35:40,671 --> 00:35:42,312 - I will just... - No, no, no. 553 00:35:42,392 --> 00:35:44,432 I'll get her. Him. Where is he? 554 00:35:44,511 --> 00:35:46,352 - In her room. - In her room. Right. Cool. 555 00:35:46,432 --> 00:35:47,432 - Got it. - Yeah. 556 00:36:05,352 --> 00:36:06,352 Oh. 557 00:36:21,752 --> 00:36:23,912 Sorry. Right under the bed. 558 00:36:23,992 --> 00:36:25,872 Always under the bed. 559 00:36:29,671 --> 00:36:32,352 You got your rabbit now. Are you happy? 560 00:36:34,352 --> 00:36:35,392 Watch this. 561 00:36:38,432 --> 00:36:39,992 Oh, mate. What are you? 562 00:36:40,071 --> 00:36:41,071 Some mastermind villain? 563 00:36:43,872 --> 00:36:45,432 Wish I had a garage. 564 00:36:48,031 --> 00:36:49,992 What, so he goes away a lot, yeah? 565 00:36:50,071 --> 00:36:51,231 Does that bother you? 566 00:36:51,591 --> 00:36:52,832 Yeah, obviously. 567 00:36:52,912 --> 00:36:54,111 I miss him. 568 00:36:56,231 --> 00:36:58,671 It was much worse straight after she was born. 569 00:36:58,992 --> 00:37:00,511 Yeah. 570 00:37:00,591 --> 00:37:01,832 What does he actually do? 571 00:37:01,912 --> 00:37:04,472 - He's a media executive. - No. Yeah. I know that. 572 00:37:04,551 --> 00:37:05,952 You told me that. 573 00:37:06,231 --> 00:37:07,511 What does he actually do? 574 00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:09,151 Ah, very funny. 575 00:37:10,352 --> 00:37:11,872 Not sure I was trying to be. 576 00:37:14,031 --> 00:37:16,191 Do you guys ever talk about what you wanna do? 577 00:37:16,272 --> 00:37:18,631 You know, jobs? Applying for things? 578 00:37:20,511 --> 00:37:22,392 - Not yet. - Why? 579 00:37:23,511 --> 00:37:25,711 Why? Does he not know it's important to you? 580 00:37:25,792 --> 00:37:27,392 No, Sam, it's not him. It's me. 581 00:37:27,472 --> 00:37:29,671 I just... 582 00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:34,070 I don't know. 583 00:37:34,391 --> 00:37:36,431 I don't want to leave here just yet. 584 00:37:36,510 --> 00:37:37,991 It doesn't feel right. 585 00:37:40,590 --> 00:37:42,311 All right. Fair enough. 586 00:38:08,630 --> 00:38:09,951 Jack? 587 00:38:13,271 --> 00:38:17,070 ♪ I'm so hung up on you ♪ 588 00:38:17,150 --> 00:38:19,951 ♪ You leave me feeling tired ♪ 589 00:38:20,911 --> 00:38:24,590 ♪ My telephone is wired ♪ 590 00:38:25,630 --> 00:38:26,670 Hello? 591 00:38:29,070 --> 00:38:32,351 ♪ But you don't care at all so ♪ 592 00:38:32,911 --> 00:38:37,710 ♪ Why do I ♪ 593 00:38:38,391 --> 00:38:40,311 ♪ Keep my heart for you ♪ 594 00:38:41,791 --> 00:38:44,110 What hell are you doing in my kitchen? 595 00:38:44,190 --> 00:38:46,230 Valpolicella classico, '97. 596 00:38:46,911 --> 00:38:49,351 There are a few bottles left in the basement. 597 00:38:49,431 --> 00:38:50,510 Wedding wine. 598 00:38:50,991 --> 00:38:51,991 Our wedding. 599 00:38:53,110 --> 00:38:53,911 It's aged remarkably well. 600 00:38:53,991 --> 00:38:56,431 - All things considered. - Jen. 601 00:38:57,951 --> 00:38:59,831 How the hell did you even get in here? 602 00:39:00,831 --> 00:39:03,831 ♪ You used to be my friend ♪ 603 00:39:03,911 --> 00:39:04,911 I used to live here. 604 00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:07,751 Don't move. 605 00:39:08,710 --> 00:39:11,431 ♪ Trapped in your busy world ♪ 606 00:39:13,710 --> 00:39:16,630 ♪ You just can't keep a date ♪ 607 00:39:16,951 --> 00:39:19,911 ♪ You're always running late ♪ 608 00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:21,150 ♪ So why ♪ 609 00:39:22,911 --> 00:39:25,351 ♪ Why do I ♪ 610 00:39:27,030 --> 00:39:28,911 You know, you can't just come in here. 611 00:39:29,351 --> 00:39:30,871 This is crazy behavior. 612 00:39:30,951 --> 00:39:32,311 I could call the police. 613 00:39:32,831 --> 00:39:34,510 I'm sure you could. 614 00:39:39,751 --> 00:39:41,791 Jack told me to keep keys. 615 00:39:42,190 --> 00:39:45,070 You know, case of emergency. 616 00:39:45,911 --> 00:39:47,351 Right. 617 00:39:47,431 --> 00:39:49,070 And what is your emergency? 618 00:39:50,391 --> 00:39:52,311 You're good. 619 00:39:53,311 --> 00:39:54,511 You know, he's not even here. 620 00:39:54,710 --> 00:39:57,110 Yes. I know. New York. 621 00:39:57,190 --> 00:39:58,991 I just spoke to him. 622 00:40:00,070 --> 00:40:02,791 I couldn't find some documents in my flat. 623 00:40:02,871 --> 00:40:04,670 So I assumed that they must be here. 624 00:40:04,751 --> 00:40:07,911 And ta-da, here they are 625 00:40:08,791 --> 00:40:12,431 Jack told me to let myself in if you weren't home. 626 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:15,710 I've had a real morning of it with my accountant. 627 00:40:16,150 --> 00:40:19,751 Lovely hmrc are saying that I owe thousands in tax, 628 00:40:19,831 --> 00:40:22,230 which I obviously don't have so... 629 00:40:22,311 --> 00:40:23,510 Jen. 630 00:40:25,351 --> 00:40:27,391 You could have called. I thought we'd been burgled. 631 00:40:29,150 --> 00:40:30,686 I didn't know you had a friend with a car. 632 00:40:30,710 --> 00:40:32,351 I heard you outside. 633 00:40:32,431 --> 00:40:34,431 It's funny, Jack didn't mention him. 634 00:40:34,751 --> 00:40:36,550 If I'd known you had male company, 635 00:40:37,230 --> 00:40:39,030 I'd have got him to help me in the loft. 636 00:40:39,110 --> 00:40:40,951 He's an old friend. 637 00:40:41,030 --> 00:40:43,190 Not that it's any of your business. 638 00:40:45,070 --> 00:40:45,670 ♪ I want for nothing more ♪ 639 00:40:45,751 --> 00:40:48,190 Jen, I need you to go. 640 00:40:48,271 --> 00:40:49,110 Now, please. 641 00:40:49,190 --> 00:40:50,590 ♪ Than you to fall apart ♪ 642 00:40:50,670 --> 00:40:51,670 Oh, fine. 643 00:40:52,831 --> 00:40:55,670 ♪ And mend my broken heart ♪ 644 00:40:55,751 --> 00:40:56,751 ♪ So why ♪ 645 00:40:56,831 --> 00:40:58,630 Word to the wise though, 646 00:40:59,630 --> 00:41:02,510 if there is something going on with him, be careful. 647 00:41:02,871 --> 00:41:05,150 Jack'll find out and you know his temper. 648 00:41:05,471 --> 00:41:06,630 Excuse me? 649 00:41:07,431 --> 00:41:09,431 Oh, I'm sure it's completely harmless 650 00:41:09,510 --> 00:41:11,911 with you and your friend. 651 00:41:12,590 --> 00:41:15,271 If you don't go right now, I'm gonna call Jack 652 00:41:15,351 --> 00:41:17,510 and tell him exactly what you're doing. 653 00:41:17,590 --> 00:41:18,807 ♪ But will it catch your eye ♪ 654 00:41:18,831 --> 00:41:20,630 Relax. I'm leaving. 655 00:41:20,871 --> 00:41:22,150 ♪ To see me walk away ♪ 656 00:41:23,710 --> 00:41:25,271 It's a shame Sam's gone. 657 00:41:25,351 --> 00:41:26,551 Could've given me a ride home. 658 00:41:27,350 --> 00:41:30,830 He's pretty easy on the eyes. I wouldn't be surprised. 659 00:41:30,910 --> 00:41:33,509 - How do you know Sam's name? - What? 660 00:41:35,229 --> 00:41:36,926 Jack must have brought him up after the christening. 661 00:41:36,950 --> 00:41:39,549 You know when we had that talk. 662 00:41:39,629 --> 00:41:42,790 One about giving you space? I'm assuming that was your idea. 663 00:41:43,029 --> 00:41:44,270 He wasn't around then. 664 00:41:46,229 --> 00:41:47,269 - What? - Sam wasn't around 665 00:41:49,270 --> 00:41:51,830 when Jack spoke to you after the christening. 666 00:41:53,549 --> 00:41:55,310 Have you two been speaking since then? 667 00:41:55,390 --> 00:41:56,390 No. 668 00:41:57,790 --> 00:41:58,870 No. 669 00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:03,870 Perhaps I bumped into him outside or... 670 00:42:03,950 --> 00:42:05,669 Are you following me? 671 00:42:07,470 --> 00:42:10,229 In the supermarket, you just happened to be there? 672 00:42:12,270 --> 00:42:13,270 Excuse me? 673 00:42:18,470 --> 00:42:19,870 I think I'm gonna leave. 674 00:42:19,950 --> 00:42:22,629 I think you should, and I'm gonna need those keys back now. 675 00:42:29,189 --> 00:42:30,750 Fine. Here. 676 00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:33,149 You need to stop all of this, Jen. 677 00:42:34,189 --> 00:42:37,189 Seriously. You need to leave us alone. 678 00:42:37,470 --> 00:42:40,229 Oh, you have no idea what you're talking about. 679 00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:42,870 You know, when you talk to Jack, tell him I can't do this anymore. 680 00:42:43,790 --> 00:42:46,790 It's all gone on for too long. 681 00:42:47,189 --> 00:42:48,270 What has? 682 00:42:50,709 --> 00:42:51,709 All of this. 683 00:43:00,790 --> 00:43:03,509 She said what? 684 00:43:03,830 --> 00:43:05,766 Why didn't you call me as soon as it happened? 685 00:43:05,790 --> 00:43:07,029 Sh! 686 00:43:07,109 --> 00:43:10,310 Because you were working and I was dealing with it. 687 00:43:10,950 --> 00:43:13,589 I changed the locks, the alarm, everything. 688 00:43:14,589 --> 00:43:16,029 What did she mean? 689 00:43:17,870 --> 00:43:18,870 I don't know. 690 00:43:19,310 --> 00:43:20,069 I haven't seen her since the christening, you know that. 691 00:43:20,149 --> 00:43:22,629 But she said you'd just spoken. 692 00:43:22,709 --> 00:43:25,310 You told her to come by the house and get her things. 693 00:43:25,390 --> 00:43:27,870 Well, yeah, I spoke to her briefly on the phone. 694 00:43:27,950 --> 00:43:29,549 And yes, I told her to come over. 695 00:43:29,629 --> 00:43:31,470 She said it was urgent. 696 00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:34,790 I expected her to knock on the door, 697 00:43:34,870 --> 00:43:36,470 like a normal fucking human being. 698 00:43:40,549 --> 00:43:43,830 But she said that you gave her a key for emergencies. 699 00:43:43,910 --> 00:43:47,310 Something about money problems or unpaid tax. 700 00:43:49,029 --> 00:43:50,830 She told you about that. 701 00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:52,589 Wow. Right. 702 00:43:54,709 --> 00:43:57,509 Well, yeah, she's really worried, this tax thing's gonna hit her hard. 703 00:43:59,790 --> 00:44:01,430 I don't care, Jack. 704 00:44:02,910 --> 00:44:05,390 She was in my house, drunk. 705 00:44:05,470 --> 00:44:06,926 She showed up at our supermarket the other week. 706 00:44:06,950 --> 00:44:09,430 She lives fucking miles away. 707 00:44:09,509 --> 00:44:12,790 Now she's saying that she knows Sam or at least recognizes him. 708 00:44:12,870 --> 00:44:15,350 So either she's hanging around here, staking the place out, 709 00:44:15,430 --> 00:44:17,910 or you're lying to me about talking to her. 710 00:44:17,990 --> 00:44:19,390 I'm sorry? 711 00:44:19,790 --> 00:44:21,790 Well, tell me I'm imagining things. 712 00:44:24,790 --> 00:44:28,310 Have you spoken to her or been to see her since your chat? 713 00:44:28,390 --> 00:44:29,790 No. 714 00:44:29,870 --> 00:44:30,870 And no. 715 00:44:32,950 --> 00:44:35,029 Now listen, I don't know what she's playing at, 716 00:44:35,109 --> 00:44:36,749 but whatever it is, it has to stop. Okay? 717 00:44:37,509 --> 00:44:41,310 But if she says she knows Sam, that's nothing to do with me. 718 00:44:41,390 --> 00:44:42,750 You're gonna have to talk to him. 719 00:44:45,430 --> 00:44:46,709 Fuck! 720 00:44:49,149 --> 00:44:51,109 Right. I'm gonna talk to her again. 721 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:52,750 And I'm gonna be clearer. 722 00:44:54,029 --> 00:44:56,149 Because maybe the way we've been... 723 00:44:56,229 --> 00:44:58,309 The way I've been has given her the wrong impression. 724 00:45:00,189 --> 00:45:03,629 But if she's come around expecting anything, 725 00:45:04,069 --> 00:45:05,149 it just has to stop. 726 00:45:05,229 --> 00:45:06,229 It has to. 727 00:45:07,430 --> 00:45:09,149 And if it doesn't, then... 728 00:45:10,870 --> 00:45:13,069 We'll have to address it more seriously. 729 00:45:15,189 --> 00:45:16,910 Call the police? 730 00:45:17,430 --> 00:45:18,910 If you don't feel safe. 731 00:45:49,188 --> 00:45:50,188 (Tap runs 732 00:45:51,068 --> 00:45:52,869 - Is that my car? - Yeah. 733 00:45:52,949 --> 00:45:55,628 All right. 30 seconds. 734 00:46:13,628 --> 00:46:15,588 Okay. Okay. Okay. 735 00:46:16,028 --> 00:46:17,148 Let's do this. 736 00:46:21,228 --> 00:46:23,148 It's gonna be a bit of a late one today. 737 00:46:23,228 --> 00:46:26,349 Probably 10:00 or 11:00, something like that. 738 00:46:26,429 --> 00:46:28,349 Okay. See you then. 739 00:47:04,708 --> 00:47:07,628 I'm trying to think. Is there anything else? 740 00:47:07,708 --> 00:47:08,805 We've covered everything. Yeah. 741 00:47:08,829 --> 00:47:10,469 - You've got my number. - I do. I'll call. 742 00:47:10,508 --> 00:47:13,108 So, I mean, any problem, big or small. 743 00:47:14,349 --> 00:47:16,188 Thank you for coming at such late notice. 744 00:47:16,269 --> 00:47:17,269 Oh. No worries. 745 00:47:21,068 --> 00:47:22,588 I've got her. You go be with your mom. 746 00:47:22,869 --> 00:47:25,869 I hope she feels better soon. 747 00:47:26,389 --> 00:47:27,628 Yeah. 748 00:47:28,148 --> 00:47:29,869 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 749 00:47:29,949 --> 00:47:30,949 Bye. 750 00:48:08,429 --> 00:48:09,668 Maybe just stop here. 751 00:48:09,749 --> 00:48:10,829 - All right, love. - Thanks. 752 00:48:26,588 --> 00:48:27,588 Thanks. 753 00:49:23,587 --> 00:49:25,187 The time we were in venice. 754 00:49:27,067 --> 00:49:29,547 If that's food, I'm gonna plate up and then... 51932

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