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Thanks, dude.

Hey, Bill, y'know what? I don't think the barbecue...

...we're planning for the next Sunday will be possible.

Peter ans Richard can't make it so we'll be just a few.

Besides, I met a girl and we've got a date.

Her name's Nancy. She gave me a picture of her. Take a look.

Hey, Bill, are you listening to me?

Hello, Doctor Bill Johnson! Are you really here or...

...in any village far away in the Amazonas?

Please, pal, don't call me Doctor.

Oh, Bill, Bill... You have to stop blaming yourself for the accident.

Have you ever thought of going back to medicine school?

We've already discussed about that.

Willie?

Willie, are you there?

It's me, John... I just stopped by.

Hey! What's up, John?

Willie... I came to visit my old manager.

Thanks for coming, John...

...but I have a lot of problems right now. It's not a good time.

Not a good time?

Not a good time is what I'm going through!

You don't understand, John.

My career is going down and down, I'm having a lot of problems and...

...I've lost Nancy.

Nancy? That's strange... Do you want me to talk to her?

Come on, John! You're not here to talk about Nancy, are you?

What do you really want?

Willie, you devil you...

I've been thinking a lot, you know? I want to wrestle again so much.

I know I can do it. I want to do it again.

What the hell are you talking about, John?

What am I talking about? You know what I mean...

The old days, remember? Willie and John West!

Nobody could beat us in the whole country!

Those were another times, John.

Intergalactic warriors are fashionable today, not cowboys.

Intergalactic warriors?

Intergalactic warriors?

Cowboys never get old-fashioned!

I'm sorry, John, but...

...if you came for that, I'll have to ask you to leave.

And what about giving me any other kind of job or something?

I'ts over, John... You're only good when you wrestle.

Fine. Bye, Willie.

Y'know what? I'll do something for you...

I've got a friend... He's a doctor.

He'll cure you and then we'll see how you can pay me back.

Hello, Bill. It's your buddy, John West.

OK, pal... Yeah, I'll call you back later.

What's wrong with you?

MESSAGE FROM KIRK

KIRK: -I NEED YOUR HELP

MAX: -WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?

KIRK: -SOMETHING WEIRD IS HAPPENING TO MY MOTHER

DO YOU HAVE A LIST OF DRUGSTORES?

MAX: AFIRMATIVE, KIRK

Bill!

Oh, Bill...

OK, done.

Nothing, Mike... At least nothing I know.

Bill, I need your help.

But, what does he have?

I don't know, John.

His temperature is going down.

And what does that mean?

It's very strange, John...

...but it's something very similar to what's happening to Mike.

Mike? What the hell's wrong with Mike?

I don't know.

Bill...

Bill...

Well... I'll call Willie's girlfriend to tell her about the situation.

I don't know what the hell is going on here, Bill...

...but I'm calling the police.

Oh, no! Hold on, John.

I think I know what's happening here.

They must have some kind of disease that affects the body, at first...

...and then alters the mind.

Bill, that's obvious... I mean...

How did they turn themselves into... that?

I don't know, John.

It could be a virus... something they have eaten.

I just hope it isn't an outbreak.

Do you mean there could be more of them?

Look, Bill, I admire you... You're a great doctor, but...

...I don't think we can handle this situation by ourselves.

Yes, I know, buddy.

Well, thanks, Bill. Thanks for all you've done...

I'll take Willie to the hospital.

OK, pal.

Y'know what? I think it is an outbreak.

Bill?

It's Max. The door was open.

I need you to unplug your fridge... It's interfering with my modem.

Who is it?

Hey, Bill! Did you hear that?

It's Max! It's your neighbour! We've got to help him!

If you go outside, you'll die too.

Bill?

Bill, are you at home? It's Max.

Damn! What was that? A weapon! I need a weapon!

Bill. We've got to do something to help that kid.

We can't stay here without doing anything at all!

I know, John, but you've seen by yourself how dangerous...

...is to face one of those zombies.

But... what do you want from me? Do you want me to sit here doing nothing?

I'd rather die like a hero...

...instead of blaming myself for the rest of my life like a chicken.

Alright, if that's what you want I can't stop you.

Just take a weapon with you. Take something to defend yourself!

Bill... my weapons are my arms and legs.

John, take care.

Trust me.

Are you OK?

Yeah, but I can't find my glasses!

Fine, Just wake up-...

Let's go, John! Let's go!

Come on!

Well, Bill... What the hell is going on here?

I don't have a clue, John.

But what I do know is that we've got to do something about it.

Yes, we have to get out of here as soon as possible!

No...

We'll die if we leave the house.

The streets are now an unknown place to us and here we'll be safe.

That's true. Maybe, if we join forces we could beat them.

Fine...

Let's go!

No... No, no, no.

That's not the right way of thinking! You know...

You are a doctor, I'm a mathematician,

and you are... What are you?

Yes, I'm just a wrestler.

OK, no problem... We'll see what we can do about you.

Well. First of all we've got find an effective way to finish them.

Yes, but first we have to know who are they and where they come from...

And I have the answer...

We're being attacked by creatures from another planet!

What are you talking about, Max?

It's just a virus that has attacked their bodies.

Yes, that could be possible too. But this is what I'm thinking:

The Aliens have come, right? Well... since they can't exterminate all humans...

...now they're going to infect just a few, to make them kill each other.

Fine, whatever you say...

Our priority now is to find a way to finish the zombies.

The only thing I know is that...

...my punches and kicks don't have any effect on them.

Of course! Because they're dead! You got to believe me!

The only way to beat them is by destroying their organisms.

And how will we do that?

Well, we'd have to prepare some kind of acid, but...

...we don't have the compounds.

Yes, we have them... But there is a problem.

They're in the basement.

That's not a problem. For what I've seen, these zombies are kind of stupid.

We could pretend to be one of them...

It could be you, Bill... You know the house very well.

But, we'd have to find a way to apply some makeup on you...

I'm not sure how.

OK, I'm ready.

Piece of cake.

Are you OK?

Yes, I'm fine, but there's a problem.

These zombies are not as stupid as we thought they were.

Pepperoni!

Let's do this!

If my calculations are correct, we'll see an odd reaction.

Max... Did you see that?

Oh, yeah. The foam. That means the liquid has reacted in the right way.

- John, why don't you help Bill? - Sure.

Well, John, we just have to do it in larger quantities now.

Max!

Oh, damn zombies! Let's go for him!

Hey, Bill... this way!

Sweet dreams.

John!

We have to help Max, John! Come on!

No, no, Bill, listen! It's too late...

Where are you going, Bill?

This has gone too far, John.

Wait, Bill, wait!

Bill, what are you thinking of?

Get dressed!

Well, Bill... And now what?

Let's do it!

Bill... that was close enough.

Damned zombies!

Willie, you're such a mess! Take a look at yourself!

I'll have to find a new manager!

I told you, Willie: "Cowboys never get old-fashioned!"

Oh, no, Nancy! You too!

Bill, drop the chain-saw, pal!

What do you want, Bill? You want to kill me?

Don't you remember what happened in the accident?

Remember the accident. It was your fault.

Your fault!

No, Mike. It was just an accident, pal. I wasn't my fault!

Max!

John... Bill... Am I invited to this party?

- Max, are you OK? - No!

What happened to you?

It's a long story...

We have to end this now!

Yeah!

No!

No!

John?

Max...

Max was right...

- Is everything under control, Fox? - Everything's in order.

- No witnesses, right? - None.

Fine. Most important, try to keep the media far from this.

Don't you worry. I'll take it from here.

The Chief will reward us.

5 YEARS LATER