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Brej ve��r v�em!
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Zn�m jako policista.
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Tak p�isu�te si �idli,
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pohovku nebo k�eslo
pro ty pohodln�j�� z v�s.
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Nezbedov�! A soust�e�te se, nebo� jsem
p�ipravena v�m sd�lit m� novinky.
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M�ma kandiduje do m�stn� rady
s Tilly jako mana�erkou kampan�.
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P�ipravte se na politick� strategie.
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PENNY
K JAK J� ��K�M
MOCI
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Z M&S dotovat zdravotnictv�!
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Soudn� z�kaz p�ibl�en�
pro cel� Essex!
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��dn� tepl�kovky ve Waitrose!
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Jestli nos�te tepl�ky a
zrovna nesportujete - Lidl.
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Da�ov� �levy pro toho,
kdo se o�en� s t�mhle.
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Ale velk� novinka,
pozor, Gary rand�
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a je te� v p�ru s p�vabnou
d�vkou jm�nem Rose.
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P�esv�d�iv� v�raz?
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�au, zlato, jsi p�ipraven?
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�au, zlato, jsi p�ipraven?
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Dut� hlavo.
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Mirando!
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Tak�e ve v�ci "Rose", jsem
se rozhodla - po�kejte si na to
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- Naj�t si sv�ho vlastn�ho p��tele.
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J�t se zbo��m na trh.
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Stevie a j� jsme zkou�eli b�t
zdr�enliv�, ale skon�ilo to sout�iv�,
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proto�e �lo o mu�e v uniform�!
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Bonjour, j� jsem...
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Miranda.
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Neslu�n�.
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Dnes ve�er m�me d�mskou j�zdu,
ale pak, dejte si bacha, chlapy.
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NeroF
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S03E02 - Jak� to p�ekvapen�
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Indick� banket,
kr�l hotov�ch j�del.
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Indickej banket, super!
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Co ��k�? Chce� zapnout troubu
a v�echno to p�ipravit sama?
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D�ky, Stevie.
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Fajn, hudbu.
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M�m n�ladu na Lionela.
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# Come on and sing along
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# All night long
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# All night
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# All night. #
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Promi�, jakou jinou
nejlep�� kamar�dku m�
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k organizov�n� tv�ho
narozeninov�ho p�ekvapen�?
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J� ho organizuju.
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TY si pl�nuje� svoje vlastn�
P�EKVAPEN� k narozenin�m?
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"T�ma - '��m jste cht�li b�t,
kdy� jste byli mlad��.'" Prima.
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Proto prod�v�me v obchod�
ma�karn� kost�my. Chytr�, Stevie.
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"Jste p�ijata."
D�kuji, sire Alane!
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Tv�j �kol je p�ekvapit m� tak,
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- abych m�la ten ve�er
dobrej v�raz na fotce. - OK.
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- Tak to poj� zkusit.
- Ehm...
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Celou tvoji rodinu
p�ejel parn� v�lec
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a pak je zazdili v kl�t��e.
P�ekv�pko!
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To nen� p�ekvapen�,
to je hovadina.
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- Promi�, zapracuju na tom.
- Dobr�...
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- J�dlo �. 1 je t�eba d�t do trouby na 20 minut.
- OK.
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- Tohle je tam t�eba d�t na 15 minut.
- Ahojojkos, Queen Kongov�.
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Co se d�je holky?
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Indick� hody.
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Tak a tohle j�dlo do mikrovlnky,
na t�i minuty,
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a� 17 minut po j�dle ��slo jedna.
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��h!
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Je p�tek ve�er.
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Je n�m okolo 35 a budeme d�lat
n�jakou zvl�tn� zkou�ku z curry.
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�pln� no�n� m�ra.
Polo�te to!
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Pot�ebujeme se dostat do baru
a j�t fl�m�kovat.
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M� pravdu. Jak si chce� sehnat
p��tele, kdy� po��d tr��me doma?
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Promi�, ty si... ty si
sna�� naj�t p��tele?
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Ne. Promi�.
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V�echnos je mo�nos. Ale ty
mus� j�t obr�et kluby.
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Ne, proto�e m�j budouc� p��tel
nebude n�kdo z diskot�ky.
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On bude ryt�� v z��iv� zbroji
z�m�rn� odhaluj�c� sebe sama.
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M�m t�!
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Promi� n�co jsme p�eru�ili.
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D�msk� j�zda.
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- M��u se p�idat?
- Ne.
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Posly�, doma mi je�t� po��d
nete�e hork� voda,
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vadilo by ti kdybychom
se tu vysprchovali?
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Nebo bychom se mohli vysprchovat spolu,
to by u�et�ilo vodu.
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Ne, nep�ijateln�.
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Tak�e Kongov� m���
klubosm�rem nebo...?
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Fajn, propocenej frajere, prom�n�m
tvou studenou vodu v horkou.
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Ano! Ano, m���m!
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Co, ty? A j�t pa�it?
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No, je �patn� odp�rat
chlap�m tohle, no ne?
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V�ak, kdo by necht�l
kousek tohohle?
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Vy, chcete kousek? Chcete kus tohohle?
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Ob�v�m se, �e to bude divn�,
uhozen� a trochu hroziv�.
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Promi�te.
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Tak prob�hl skener na mu�e.
A jsou v�ude.
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OK, bu� sexy.
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Pro ty z n�s se �armem,
co� jsem jen j�, zapn�te ho.
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Bang!
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�arm!
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Ostra�itos, bu� ostra�it�.
Uvid�, a� to bude ono.
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Dojde k tob� ten
"to je ono" sign�l.
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Jak to ona...?
Jak se to stane t�m "on�m"?
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Tak�e, nikdy to nebude to
"ono" s t�mhle polohops�n�m.
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Co to d�l�m? Vypad�m jak ob��
pt�k, kter�mu se chce ��rat.
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Ach, Stevie, s t�mhle nikdy
neulov�m chlapa. Pro� tak...?
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Vzpamatuj se, Mirando.
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Mo�n�, tohle je to "ono"?
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�au! Jsem docela dobr�
v napodobov�n� zvuk� z farmy.
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Ud�l�me traktor.
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Tohle nen� to "ono".
Promi�te, sle�no, ale vypad�vaj� v�m.
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M�te vid�t KOZUUU!
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- �au, ty jsi ten novin��?
- Michael Jackford,
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p�in�ej�c� zpr�vy z no�n�ho klubu
p��li� star� na to, aby se mohl z��astnit.
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Ehm, necht�la bys, ehm...
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...po�kej, j�...
dok�u se vym��knout,
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sko�it na drink?
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�ekla bych, �e jsem sp�
zral� na py�amo.
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Pro� to absolvuje� ty?
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To kolegyn� z pr�ce, m� tady rozlu�ku.
Nemohl jsem se tomu vyhnout.
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Co kdybychom se p�ipojili
k ml�de�i a �li do mek��e?
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Cokoliv abych se odtud dostala.
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Tohle t� p�ekvap�, mali�k�.
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Na�la jsem pomaz�nku.
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K zemi, policie!
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P�ekv�pko!
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Jak jen tohle
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m��e b�t p�ekvapen� v�raz?
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Tohle je v�raz hr�zy
z n�hl�ho fale�n�ho zat�en�!
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No konst�bl Miranda je
trochu p�ekvapen� nebo nen�?
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Nechyb� j� kousek kur�e
ani sebed�v�ry se sv�m...
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...obu�kem
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Rozkro�te, pros�m,
prohl�dneme v�s.
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Te� u� zmlkni a p�esta� blbnout.
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Pot�ebuju sly�et o v�erej�� noci.
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Tak�e v�echno to vybal.
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Byli jsme vzh�ru a� do t��.
J� - vzh�ru a� do t��!
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A? A? N�jak� l�b�n�?
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Jenom jsme si pov�dali.
O�ividn� nem�l z�jem.
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Ach ne, zadr�.
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Nebo m�l a tys to jen nevid�la,
�e to bylo ono a nev�d�las jak to zahr�t.
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Jak se stane, �e n�kdy
budu v�d�t jak "to" hr�t?
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Chci ��ct, jedin� kdybychom byli p�vi -
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on by zablejskal sv�m pe��m,
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j� bych zaujala pozici
a v�d�li bychom na �em jsme.
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Jen chci s n�k�m b�t.
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A to jen kv�li Garymu a Rose.
P�esta� tak ��rlit.
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Nen� zas tak �patn�.
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Chod� b�hat bez podprsenky.
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Kdybych j� b�hala bez podprdy,
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vypadalo by to jako,
kdy� pa�uju fretky v podpa��.
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Ale to nen� jen Rose.
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Chci ��ct, je t�k� b�t sama
nebo ne? Dokonce i v kin�.
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Koup� si popcorn a pak
pot�ebuje� na z�chod.
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A nen� tu nikdo,
kdo by ti ho podr�el,
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tak�e si ho mus� vz�t s sebou
do kabinky, co� je divn�.
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V�, co se mi stalo minule.
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Hummus zdarma
pro lidi nad 40!
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Sue Barkerov� na hrad!
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Ach, Mirando.
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Tak, pot�ebuju, aby ses chovala
co nejl�pe kv�li m� kampani.
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Tak�e nenech se zatknout nebo
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dnes ve�er na zah�jen�
kampan� se nesna�...
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...tam b�t.
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Tak�e Kongov�, vid�la jsem
t� s t�m mu�em v klubu.
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Ach, promi�, strpen�.
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Strpen�.
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Vtipn� fotka.
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- Tak�e ehm, jak to, jak to �lo?
- No...
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Je tu po��d Benjy.
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Bratranec Benjy.
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J� jsem ta nejkr�sn�j�� husa.
Ssss!
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Ne. A konst�bl Miranda
��k�, �e my, teda j�,
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proto�e my jsme jedna a ta sam�,
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budeme m�t p��tele na Steviin "��m jste
cht�li b�t, kdy� jste byli mlad��" ve��rek.
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Tak�e zavolejte majorovi Sexu a
jeho kamar�dovi plukovn�kovi Ne�esti.
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Jestli bude� m�t p��tele
na Steviin� oslav�, tak...
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si napln�m kalhotky pudinkem
a ud�l�m 200 skok� do vzduchu.
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Drahou�ku, za co p�jde�?
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No, kdy� jsem byla mlad��, v�dycky
jsem cht�la b�t kouskem popcornu.
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Ne, nechte m� to vysv�tlit. V�te...
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Milovala jsem tu p�edstavu poskakov�n�...
Ty to pochop�.
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L�bilo se mi, �e bychom spole�n�
s m�mi kamar�dy poskakovali po p�nvi
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a pot� se prom�nili
v n�co n�dhern�ho, v�.
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Co se d�je?
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Postihla t� mrtvice?
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Je�t� jednou ahoj, Michaele Jackforde.
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Ahoj.
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J� jen d�l�m svou, ehm,
policejn� rozcvi�ku, ehm,
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policviko, co� je aktivita,
kterou d�l�me. My policie.
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F�zlov�, chlupat�.
Jsem velkej starej chlupatej f�zl.
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Ne, j� jsem zvl�tn� konst�bl,
ehm, policejn�ch dobrovoln�k�.
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Tak�e ta kolegyn�, co odch�z�,
pot�eboval bych d�rek,
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a kdy� si zm�nila, �e m�
obchod tak jsem, ehm...
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ale ty jsi te� zanepr�zdn�n�
tak ned�lej si starosti.
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M�j se.
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Ne! Tohle rozhodn� bylo to "ono".
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- To bylo to "ono"?
- Nep�i�el sem nakupovat.
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P�i�el, proto�e to bylo "ono".
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Fajn, p�esta� ��kat, �e je to "ono",
proto�e kdy� v�m, �e je to "ono",
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tak si s t�m neporad�m.
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Je to v�c, je to v�c!
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Znova ahoj.
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Zdrav�m, zdrav�m a dobr�tro.
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��kal jsem si, �e ten d�rek
p�ece jen se�enu.
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Jist�, ano, m�me tu tretky, cetky,
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tretkocetky a v�echny
druhy serepeti�ek.
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- Flirtuj. Otev�i se.
- Otev��t se. Jo.
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Ehm, d�l�m tak trochu te�
z kom�ra velblouda.
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Sed�m na n��em �pi�atym.
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Napadlo m�, jestli bys necht�la
ve�er n�kam vyrazit?
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Prvn� rande po n�kolika letech.
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Je zoufal�.
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Z pr�ce m� pos�laj na n�jakou m�stn� akci.
V�t�inou jsou to n�jak� ochotn�ci �i co,
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ale bylo by mil� m�t
spole�nost.
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A mo�n� i na ve�e�i?
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M�m t� vyzvednout v p�l sedm�?
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- Skv�l�.
- (OK, zat�m.)
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Hal�, Rozbory on�ch sign�l�?
Ano, byla to "ta v�c".
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Pot�ebujeme ihned summit ohledn� rande.
Soust�e� se nebo se to pohnoj�.
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To zn� pozitivn�.
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Pro dobr� pocit uvnit�
m�j dobr� pocit navenek.
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"M�j dobr� pocit navenek?"
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Te� dal�� bod na m�m programu.
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V�zen� pro ka�d�ho s tetov�n�m!
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Ahoj! P�ipoj se,
po��d�m summit.
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Miranda m� rande.
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Haleluja!
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Promi�, jsem zmaten�.
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Mu�, kter� s tebou u� str�vil �as,
t� chce vid�t znovu?
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- Jo.
- T�jovkov�!
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Fajn, tipy ke konverzaci.
Leto�n� sm�ch...
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- �le n�. - ...vych�z� z p�sn�
Price Tag od Jessicy J.
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# Don't need your
money, money, money
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# Forget about the price tag
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# Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha
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# Ha-ha.ha.ha ha-ha. #
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- Fajn, dal�� bod. Anekdota.
- OK.
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Ano, z�bavn� historka, uka�,
�e m� �ivotn� zku�enosti.
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V�m, tohle m�m pokryt�.
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Tahle je z�bavn�.
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Jednou mi n�kdo volal,
ten n�kdo �ekl: "Miranda?"
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J� �ekla: "Ano."
On �ekl, "M�me va�e z�clony."
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��kala jsem si: "Divn�, jak� z�clony?"
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Spletli si ��slo.
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Nebyly to MOJE z�clony!
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Byly to n�koho jin�ho z�clony!
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- �au, zlato.
- Ahoj, zlato!
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- Jsi v po��dku?
- Jasn�.
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To je p��li� dlouh�.
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Dejte si ty�ku.
No tak. Tady m�te.
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- Tak, na �em jsme?
- No v�ichni jsme na �idl�ch, ale...
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Zrovna diskutujem...
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Gary a j�...
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- Dobr� zp�tky k tob�.
- ...pojedeme na prodlou�en� v�kend.
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Fajn, v�echno n�m o tom pov�z.
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Je to l�ze�sk� pobyt...
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Skv�le!
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Uf, t�k�!
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Tak�e, no, jen jsme diskutovali,
Rose, nen� to d�le�it�, ale m�m rande.
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Co�e? Jak se jmenuje? Michael.
Miranda a Michael.
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Budou n�m ��kat Miracheal!
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Miracle!
(z�zrak)
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Co si obl�kne� na sebe?
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V�echno je jen o vzhledu.
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No nep�jdu na n�kupy.
M�m z nich hr�zu.
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Pro� nejde� s Rose,
aby t� dr�ela za ruku?
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To bych moc r�da.
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No, to bych moc r�da...
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Dobr�, tak teda jdeme, rychlovka!
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Super. Skv�le, to je mil�.
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Zat�m se m�j.
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Brej! Dobrej! Brej!
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- M�te se?
- Jo v poho.
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Stevie, mn� se to nel�b�.
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Chci ��ct, je tu takov� tma a hluk.
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Je to obchod nebo disko?
Je to jako diskod.
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- Ne, na to jsme moc star�.
- No tak, tohle zvl�dneme.
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- Nesm�me se ztrapnit p�ed Rose.
- Dob�e.
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Hele, Rose, Rose,
l�b� se ti m�j nov� p��tel?
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On je skute�nej! Promi�te.
Ohromn�, m��eme si s�hnout.
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Nevhodn�, pardon. OK...
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Nakupujte a poskakujte!
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Mirando. Perfektn�!
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Z t�chhle �ernejch
�ati�ek bude paf.
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Skv�lej n�pad.
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Se�enu ti n�jak� stahovac� pr�dlo,
abychom to v�echno vt�hly dovnit�.
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- Mo�n� budeme pot�ebovat ty celot�lov�.
- (M� osobn� z�na!)
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Stevie. Pot�ebuju v�t�� ��slo!
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To jsou ty �aty? Perfektn�.
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Ale ne. Co to? Na, zakryj se.
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To byly ty �aty.
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Co to d�l�?
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Jen modeling, proto�e, v�, chci ��ct,
ne v�ichni z n�s si to m��ou dovolit.
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Vy...Pft
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V�ak v�te, kdy� jste namakan�.
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N�kdo nechal svou ta�ku a
klaunsk� oblek ve zku�ebn� kabince.
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To je moje!
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Pardon, ale u� toho m�m dost.
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Vypn�te tu hudbu, d�kuji.
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A m��ete p�estat poskakovat,
tady se nakupuje, ne poskakuje.
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D�kuji mnohokr�t.
A toto nen� klaunsk� kost�m.
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M��e se zd�t velk�, ale to
jen proto, �e to nos� �eny,
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kter� maj� na sob� n�co, o �em jste
mo�n� nesly�eli a �emu� se ��k� maso.
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00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:34,283
To je maso. Proto�e m�me
r�di n�co, �emu� se ��k� dort.
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Dort. M�li byste to zkusit.
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00:15:36,739 --> 00:15:38,841
A jestli jste dost mlad� a
m�te �t�st� na rychl� spalov�n�,
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tak to nen� nav�ky!
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Fajn, m��ete v�ichni
prost� odej�t, pros�m?
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Pokud v��te dost na to, aby se
v�m otev�eli automatick� dve�e.
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00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,806
Jinak se p�itulte a
vysko�te ven jako celek.
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Je�t� jedna v�c, pros�m.
K pokladn� ��slo 4, pros�m.
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00:15:53,598 --> 00:15:54,951
V�dycky jsem to tou�ila ��ct.
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00:15:56,526 --> 00:15:58,732
Pro� sis na to dala henu?
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00:15:58,812 --> 00:16:02,008
S�hla jsem po �patn� lahvi�ce,
myslela jsem �e si beru odbarvova�.
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Nasa� si tohle.
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Jak mi tohle pom��e?
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00:16:07,386 --> 00:16:09,956
V t�ch stahova�k�ch je takov� vedro.
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00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:10,757
Tak otev�i dve�e.
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00:16:11,024 --> 00:16:13,335
Vypad�m v tom skv�le co?
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00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:17,729
Alespo� nevylejzaj ty moje
buclat� macat� kousky fald�.
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Ahoj!
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00:16:21,526 --> 00:16:23,941
- Promi�, jdu trochu brzo.
- Ne, ne, ne...
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Jen jsem si zkou�ela, ehm...
Tenhle neopr�n,
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proto�e se pot�p�m.
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��kej mi sv�r�zn�!
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00:16:33,149 --> 00:16:36,483
Za mal� moment�k
jsem u tebe, Mikeu.
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Ch�ze studu!
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00:16:43,482 --> 00:16:45,192
J� m�la nasazen� tohle!
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Ach, tady?
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00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:52,554
Je to n�jak�ho po�ahan�ho snoba,
kter� chce zak�zat prodej mikin ve Waitrose.
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00:16:52,634 --> 00:16:54,234
Co kdybych po�kala vedle?
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To by byla �koda...pro m�.
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Krom� toho je tu m�j nov� ��f,
pom��e� mi na n�j ud�lat dojem.
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00:16:58,418 --> 00:16:59,432
Michaele, nazdar.
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Zdrav��ko. Mirando,
tohle je Zavier, m�j ��f.
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Ob�v�m se, �e jsme se zrovna bavili
o postoji premi�ra k ekonomick�mu r�stu.
332
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:08,306
Ani necht�jte, abych za�al mluvit o inflaci.
333
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:15,734
Lid� zapom�naj� na makro d�sledky
odv�d�n� zdroj� od produktivity.
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Odv�d�n� zdroj� od produktivity, jo.
335
00:17:18,164 --> 00:17:20,338
Pouze opakujte, zn� to
jako, �e rozum�te.
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00:17:20,912 --> 00:17:22,974
�ek� n�s dal�� pokles HDP.
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Dal�� pokles HDP, jo.
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Mus�m j�t s p�skem.
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Mus�m j�t s p�skem.
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Promi�te! Jist�.
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Co tu d�l�?
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Jsem na rande!
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- Ne��kej, �e jsi moje matka.
- Ne��kej, �e jsi moje dcera.
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Ob�: T�m h�� pro m�.
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00:17:43,421 --> 00:17:45,228
- V po��dku?
- Ahoj.
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00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,883
J� jsem Penny, kandiduju do rady.
347
00:17:47,963 --> 00:17:50,710
Ov�em, zdrav�m. Tohle je Miranda.
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00:17:51,023 --> 00:17:54,176
Dobr� den, velmi r�da v�s pozn�v�m.
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00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,441
To je va�e p��telkyn�?
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No, ehm... zn�most.
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00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,898
Sice jsem ji zrovna poznala,
352
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ale podle m� m� skv�lou
postavu na rozen� d�t�.
353
00:18:05,174 --> 00:18:08,562
A ve spr�vn�ch svatebn�ch �atech
by nevypadala jako transvestita.
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00:18:09,482 --> 00:18:11,658
- M��u tak� ��ct, �e...
- Mus�te?
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00:18:11,738 --> 00:18:15,100
bych si dok�zala p�edstavit,
�e je vysoce nezku�en�,
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ale bude p�evelice uspokojiv�,
a� ji zau��te v posteli.
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00:18:18,475 --> 00:18:22,162
Penny, je moudr� m�t
svou dceru na tak...?
358
00:18:23,118 --> 00:18:24,680
Ach, vy m�te dceru?
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00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,910
Ona ur�o nen� tady!
360
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:32,169
A co si mysl� o va�em
vp�du do politiky?
361
00:18:32,329 --> 00:18:33,750
Dovedu si p�edstavit,
�e je nad�en�.
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00:18:33,830 --> 00:18:35,526
Dovedu si p�edstavit,
�e je zahanben�,
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tak�e nic nov�ho.
364
00:18:36,927 --> 00:18:39,657
Jej� nejran�j�� vzpom�nka na rodi�e
je jak hrajou naz� Cluedo.
365
00:18:39,697 --> 00:18:42,950
Nikdo netou�� vid�t
profesora Pluma sv�ho otce.
(prof. Plum = postava ze hry Cluedo)
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Zaviere, mimochodem,
vypad� velmi dob�e.
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00:18:52,474 --> 00:18:54,202
Byl jsem na dovolen�,
na pot�p��sk�m v�let�.
368
00:18:54,282 --> 00:18:56,012
- Miranda se pot�p�.
- Opravdu?
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00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:56,865
Ano.
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00:18:58,061 --> 00:18:59,474
Kde se obvykle pot�p�?
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V mo�i.
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00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:03,156
Obvykle v mo�i.
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Na Seychell�ch?
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Cel�.
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V�m, odkud v�s zn�m.
376
00:19:10,761 --> 00:19:14,323
Nakupoval jsem dneska se synem a
vy jste ta modelka na spodn� pr�dlo.
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00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:15,932
- V�n�?
- Ano.
378
00:19:16,391 --> 00:19:18,740
Tak�e, Penny, doslechl jsem se,
�e chcete v�ce policist� do ulic.
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00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:21,860
Miranda by k tomu mohla n�co ��ct.
Je dobrovolnic� jako zvl�tn� konst�bl.
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- Opravdu?
- Ano.
381
00:19:24,947 --> 00:19:26,203
Ty jo! P�sobiv�.
382
00:19:26,356 --> 00:19:29,020
Tak�e ve sv�tle �krt�,
jak byste nalo�ila s polici�?
383
00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:30,600
Ano, jak� je n�zor policie?
384
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,800
Pravd�podobn� by �ekli: "Ka�d� n�dech,
kter� u�in�, ka�d� pohyb, kter� ud�l�
385
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,650
"budu t� sledovat."
(Every Breath You Take od The Police)
386
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:36,800
Nezp�vej.
387
00:19:36,838 --> 00:19:38,706
# Oh, can't you see
388
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,654
# You belong to me
389
00:19:40,774 --> 00:19:43,275
# My poor heart aches... #
390
00:19:43,435 --> 00:19:45,417
P�esta� tu, p�esta� tu.
391
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:48,840
# Since you've been gone
I've been lost without a trace... #
392
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:49,885
A v�ichni!
393
00:19:49,965 --> 00:19:52,782
# I dream at night
I can only see your face
394
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:53,889
# I look around.. #
395
00:19:53,969 --> 00:19:54,906
P�idejte se!
396
00:19:54,946 --> 00:19:56,838
# It's you I can't replace
397
00:19:56,918 --> 00:19:58,779
# I feel so cold
and I long for...#
398
00:19:58,859 --> 00:19:59,950
Vy se nep�id�v�te?
399
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:05,402
# I just keep crying
baby, baby please. #
400
00:20:06,474 --> 00:20:08,156
Musela jsem se k tomu dostat!
401
00:20:09,362 --> 00:20:10,464
D�kuji v�m.
402
00:20:11,951 --> 00:20:14,110
Mikeu, ned�lej si starosti
ohledn� t� ve�e�e.
403
00:20:14,203 --> 00:20:18,500
Ch�pu, �e je t�k� b�t
na ve�ejnosti s t�mhle.
404
00:20:19,994 --> 00:20:22,512
Ih�, je to takovej kon�k!
405
00:20:24,270 --> 00:20:26,239
A tv�j pohyb p�i odchodu vypadal...?
406
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:29,152
N�jak takhle a potom jaksi...
...IH�
407
00:20:29,838 --> 00:20:31,314
Ach, bo��nku.
408
00:20:31,434 --> 00:20:33,964
V�, Stevie,
m� se ale fakt l�b�.
409
00:20:34,284 --> 00:20:36,200
V�m, �e je to bl�zniv�,
kdy� jsem ho zrovna poznala,
410
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,300
ale m�m takov� pocit,
�e m� dostal.
411
00:20:38,414 --> 00:20:39,939
To je mi l�to.
412
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,350
Stevie, u� sis zkontrolovala
v�sledky sv�ho losu?
413
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,120
V�echny ��sla se shoduj�.
414
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,340
Vyhr�la si v loterii! Tak�e...
415
00:20:47,486 --> 00:20:48,727
Vyhr�la jsem v loterii!
416
00:20:51,095 --> 00:20:54,431
M��u si koupit celou sadu
dome�k� pro panenky!
417
00:20:55,524 --> 00:20:58,628
Ne, to je p�ekvapen�! Jen p�ekvapen�!
418
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:01,842
Nevyhr�la si v loterii,
to bylo jen, ach, tohle selhalo.
419
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,586
Dome�ky pro panenky?
420
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,782
Ud�l�m s tebou
velmi kr�tkej proces.
421
00:21:10,985 --> 00:21:13,300
U� byl dost kr�tkej.
422
00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:15,406
Promi�, poj� se
rozveselit nad kost�my,
423
00:21:15,486 --> 00:21:17,700
stra�n� moc chci
zkusit kost�m v�ly.
424
00:21:18,717 --> 00:21:20,099
Tak fajn...
425
00:21:20,142 --> 00:21:22,560
Nazd�rek, v�lo Mirando.
426
00:21:23,072 --> 00:21:26,535
Je trochu sexy
koketa nebo ne?
427
00:21:27,192 --> 00:21:28,794
M�m to i s k��d�lky.
428
00:21:28,977 --> 00:21:31,447
Ne v tom smyslu �ensk� hygieny.
429
00:21:31,955 --> 00:21:35,479
V�, ve smyslu vzn�et se
jako lehk� holka.
430
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,668
H�lka, jo, super.
431
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:41,607
Ahoj! Spln�m ti ve�ker�
tv� sny a p��n�.
432
00:21:41,743 --> 00:21:42,946
Mo�n�, �e spln�.
433
00:21:45,912 --> 00:21:46,853
Hezk� �aty.
434
00:21:46,945 --> 00:21:49,978
To jsou v�l�...
Co tady d�l�?
435
00:21:50,206 --> 00:21:53,690
Jo, v�erej�� ve�er byl
trochu divnej, ale...
436
00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:57,129
n�co ve mn� t� chce vy�e�it.
��kej mi Marplov�.
437
00:21:57,209 --> 00:21:58,025
Marplov�.
438
00:21:58,614 --> 00:22:00,064
Pro� ze v�ech detektiv�...
439
00:22:00,532 --> 00:22:01,593
Nav�c...
440
00:22:02,078 --> 00:22:04,082
Opravdu se mi l�b�.
441
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:05,603
Tak�e...
442
00:22:05,962 --> 00:22:07,412
Co takhle dnes ve�er?
443
00:22:07,642 --> 00:22:09,869
Tv� p��n� mohou b�t
dnes ve�er zaji�t�na.
444
00:22:09,909 --> 00:22:11,751
Vyt�hnu sv� �ern� �ati�ky.
445
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,066
Je�, lehk� holka!
Je zoufal�.
446
00:22:17,051 --> 00:22:18,575
�ern� �ati�ky, jo?
447
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:28,313
M�m druh� rande!
M�m druh� rande!
448
00:22:28,393 --> 00:22:30,051
Ne�mysln� par�dn� v�kon.
449
00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:32,359
Ne�mysln�... Moc t�k�.
450
00:22:32,439 --> 00:22:34,886
M�m druh� rande!
M�m druh� rande!
451
00:22:35,267 --> 00:22:37,060
�ekla jsem mu, �e si
vezmu ty �ern� �ati�ky.
452
00:22:37,116 --> 00:22:39,030
Jak to ud�l�m?
Moc se boj�m j�t zp�t
453
00:22:39,072 --> 00:22:40,999
do toho poskakuj�c�ho
obchodu pro vychrtl�.
454
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,285
Jak to ud�l�m? Jak? Jak?
455
00:22:42,358 --> 00:22:43,353
Soust�e� se.
456
00:22:44,467 --> 00:22:45,729
M�m to!
457
00:22:49,221 --> 00:22:52,870
Pokra�ujte v ch�zi, pros�m.
Nestrp�m loudaly na ulici.
458
00:22:52,974 --> 00:22:57,224
Jen si zastavte na smskov�n�.
Neka�te proud�n� dosp�l�ch.
459
00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:00,274
Jen se n�m uka�te.
460
00:23:02,301 --> 00:23:07,303
Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne,
kr�cen� dan� je opravdu v po��dku.
461
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:10,267
Monako je takov� �vanda.
462
00:23:10,526 --> 00:23:11,739
Konst�bl Kongov�!
463
00:23:11,779 --> 00:23:12,466
Co tu d�l�?
464
00:23:12,506 --> 00:23:15,477
Pot�ebuju �ern� �aty.
M�m druh� rande.
465
00:23:16,009 --> 00:23:19,284
Nechte konst�bla Mirandu
se s t�m vypo��dat, d�kuji.
466
00:23:19,404 --> 00:23:20,911
Ustupte, pros�m!
467
00:23:20,991 --> 00:23:23,029
Naru�ujete ve�ejn� klid.
468
00:23:23,115 --> 00:23:25,938
Vyu�iji svou pravomoc
mi sv��enou v�s zatknout.
469
00:23:27,248 --> 00:23:28,435
Jste zat�ena, madam.
470
00:23:28,515 --> 00:23:31,110
Dobrej f�r. Kde jste vy sehnali
sv� kost�my? Je to sranda co?
471
00:23:31,230 --> 00:23:33,938
Zat�k�m v�s pro podez�en�
z vyd�v�n� se za policistu.
472
00:23:34,018 --> 00:23:35,110
Te� u� je to men�� sranda.
473
00:23:35,190 --> 00:23:38,144
M�te pr�vo nevypov�dat a v�e,
co �eknete p�i v�slechu...
474
00:23:38,264 --> 00:23:41,300
V� obu�ek nep�sknul,
kdy� mi prominete.
475
00:23:41,408 --> 00:23:44,760
...m��e b�t pou�ito proti v�m
p�i n�sledn�m soudn�m p�el��en�.
476
00:23:44,810 --> 00:23:47,300
Opravdov� zat�en�! Nev�m jestli
je to vzru�uj�c� nebo d�siv�.
477
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,435
Opravdov� zbra�!
478
00:23:48,515 --> 00:23:49,096
D�siv�!
479
00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:51,242
D�siv�!
480
00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:53,893
I kdy� mu� v uniform�
je celkem vzru�uj�c�.
481
00:23:54,158 --> 00:23:57,138
Ne, d�siv�, je to stra�n�,
proto�e je to... Mami!
482
00:23:57,884 --> 00:23:58,689
Mam�!
483
00:23:58,814 --> 00:24:01,481
Tak�e ��kate, �e je to
ma�karn� kost�m?
484
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:04,720
Ano, u m� v obchodu m�me
novou kolekci ma�karn�ch kost�m� a...
485
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,050
Promi�te, ale mluv� v�bec
n�kdy tenhle str�n�k?
486
00:24:07,130 --> 00:24:09,511
To tich� z�r�n� je
docela znepokojuj�c�.
487
00:24:09,988 --> 00:24:12,250
Chyst�te se mi snad sv�tit lampou
do obli�eje a j� �eknu:
488
00:24:12,330 --> 00:24:15,279
"Ze m� nic nedostane�,
f�zle, nic ti nepovim!"
489
00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:19,016
Jsem tu jako pr�vn�
z�stupce sv� dcery.
490
00:24:19,096 --> 00:24:20,096
Maminka!
491
00:24:20,384 --> 00:24:23,284
Str�n�ku, srde�n� v�s ��d�m.
492
00:24:23,364 --> 00:24:25,736
Tato �ena m� dnes ve�er
sv� druh� rande.
493
00:24:25,816 --> 00:24:29,045
Tyhle nem�vaj� druh� rande.
494
00:24:29,125 --> 00:24:30,064
Ano, d�kuji.
495
00:24:30,144 --> 00:24:32,306
Loni ji dvakr�t prohled�vali
na Gatwicku
496
00:24:32,386 --> 00:24:34,294
a st�le tomu ��k�
pr�zdninov� romance.
497
00:24:34,992 --> 00:24:38,474
Slitujte se, pot�ebuje b�t
p�ipravena �ekn�me okolo
498
00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:39,932
jak j� ��k�m �tvrt� hodiny?
499
00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:41,904
V�ichni tomu ��k�me
�tvrt� hodina.
500
00:24:41,984 --> 00:24:45,253
Pod�vejte, jen to tu zkontrolujte,
zda-li v�e souhlas� a podepi�te.
501
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,558
Dob�e, vypl�ujeme rychle.
A pak kauce?
502
00:24:47,678 --> 00:24:48,299
Nejsp�.
503
00:24:48,429 --> 00:24:50,842
Nejsp�? Ale ona je�t� nikdy
p�edt�m zat�en� nebyla.
504
00:24:50,922 --> 00:24:52,272
��dn� krimin�ln� �innost.
505
00:24:52,402 --> 00:24:54,556
To nen� tak zcela pravda.
M�me v�s v rejst��ku.
506
00:24:54,766 --> 00:24:56,304
D�kuji v�m mnohokr�t.
507
00:24:57,086 --> 00:24:58,846
To nen� poklona, madam.
508
00:24:59,451 --> 00:25:01,178
Jdi a dones �aj, Davisi.
509
00:25:01,931 --> 00:25:05,388
Cituji: "C�t�m se sebev�dom�
jako konst�bl Miranda a
510
00:25:05,508 --> 00:25:08,240
"koketn� jako v�la Miranda."
511
00:25:10,234 --> 00:25:12,444
Jdu se pod�vat jestli je
ser�ant k dispozici.
512
00:25:15,634 --> 00:25:17,560
Drahou�ku, proho� si
se mnou oble�en�.
513
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,909
Ne. Nechci vypadat jako
kompars z Vra�d v Midsomeru.
514
00:25:19,998 --> 00:25:21,135
Prost� to ud�lej.
515
00:25:21,328 --> 00:25:21,956
Dob�e.
516
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,614
�eknu ser�antovi,
�e jsem to byla j�, koho zatkli.
517
00:25:24,694 --> 00:25:25,822
Mami, to nem��e�!
518
00:25:25,902 --> 00:25:28,274
Aspo� bude� m�t z�bavnou
historku na to tvoje rande.
519
00:25:28,354 --> 00:25:30,883
Ale kdy� bude� zat�en�, tak
tv� politick� kari�ra bude v tahu.
520
00:25:31,060 --> 00:25:33,118
Tv�j milostn� �ivot je d�le�it�j��.
521
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:33,991
Mami!
522
00:25:34,567 --> 00:25:37,964
Tohle druh� rande se nem��e pokazit.
523
00:25:38,005 --> 00:25:38,777
Rychle!
524
00:25:49,185 --> 00:25:51,537
Ser�o, to jsem byla j�.
525
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:55,034
Pl�tv�te tu sv�m dechem, poldo,
nebudu se tu vykec�vat.
526
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,448
Jdi, synu, jdi!
527
00:25:58,533 --> 00:26:00,234
Tak ser�o.
528
00:26:00,574 --> 00:26:03,164
Chci �v�ro, m�m sv� pr�va.
529
00:26:05,195 --> 00:26:07,106
Takov� �vanda!
530
00:26:07,847 --> 00:26:10,633
Na sezen� doma a na vyh�b�n�
se ml�de�i v barech.
531
00:26:12,313 --> 00:26:13,551
Vypad� p�vabn�.
532
00:26:13,765 --> 00:26:16,075
Sice jsem si nevzala ty �aty,
ale i tak d�kuju.
533
00:26:16,442 --> 00:26:19,352
M�m z�bavnou historku,
ale jak ses dneska m�l?
534
00:26:19,808 --> 00:26:21,644
Poh�dal jsem se je�t�,
kdy� jsem byl v pr�ci.
535
00:26:21,764 --> 00:26:26,069
Zavier cht�l, abych mluvil s polici� o n�kom,
koho zatkli za vyd�v�n� se za policistu.
536
00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:28,578
Odm�tl jsem. ��kal jsem si
n�jak� "m�stn� mago�ina."
537
00:26:29,245 --> 00:26:30,800
O jak� historce si mluvila?
538
00:26:31,903 --> 00:26:34,580
To nebyly moje z�clony!
539
00:26:39,178 --> 00:26:42,484
Tak�e, Sv�r�zku.
540
00:26:54,715 --> 00:26:56,697
Promi�, nemohl jsem odolat.
541
00:26:58,077 --> 00:27:01,887
- Tak�e, ot�zky, jestli sm�m?
- Ano, Marplov�.
542
00:27:01,967 --> 00:27:04,560
Nerada bych, aby sis po v�erej�ku
myslel, �e jsem ��lenec.
543
00:27:04,771 --> 00:27:07,736
Madam, st�le jste zat�en� za vyd�v�n�
se za policejn�ho p��slu�n�ka...
544
00:27:07,816 --> 00:27:09,196
Tak to jsi byla TY.
545
00:27:09,297 --> 00:27:10,756
...a �t�k z vazby.
546
00:27:10,836 --> 00:27:14,381
Ach ano, v�imli jsme si,
�e jste se s matkou prohodily.
547
00:27:15,274 --> 00:27:16,990
To je tvoje matka?
548
00:27:18,735 --> 00:27:22,404
# Does he love me
I wanna know
549
00:27:22,566 --> 00:27:24,500
# How can I tell... #
550
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,057
Zp�tky ke m�mu vysn�n�mu
ryt��i a k tomu
551
00:27:27,142 --> 00:27:29,212
jakej bude m�t Stevie v�raz p�ekvapen�?
552
00:27:29,292 --> 00:27:30,516
Ahoj, Sv�r�zku.
553
00:27:31,002 --> 00:27:32,000
Popcorn?
554
00:27:32,592 --> 00:27:33,962
Je mi l�to, �e jsem v�era ode�el.
555
00:27:34,766 --> 00:27:36,984
Tak n�jak douf�m,
�e se to d� vysv�tlit?
556
00:27:37,453 --> 00:27:39,600
A nikoho nem��u
soudit podle matky.
557
00:27:39,650 --> 00:27:42,595
Pros�m to ned�lej. Uk�zalo se,
�e moje m�ma cht�la b�t Cher.
558
00:27:45,078 --> 00:27:47,305
Takov� �vanda!
559
00:27:49,110 --> 00:27:51,705
Rozhodn� bych necht�l, aby m�
n�kdo soudil podle m�ho otce.
560
00:27:52,783 --> 00:27:55,043
To bylo tv� skute�n� j�
tehdy v tom klubu, �e jo?
561
00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:56,345
Myslel jsem si to.
562
00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:59,419
Gary, je�t� jste se nesezn�mili.
Tohle je Mike, m�j...
563
00:27:59,459 --> 00:28:01,970
P��tel? Jsem idiot.
P��li� brzo.
564
00:28:02,050 --> 00:28:04,681
M�l jsem takov� pocit,
"Jdi do toho." Promi�, zp�te�ka.
565
00:28:04,721 --> 00:28:07,532
Ne, taky m�m ten pocit.
566
00:28:08,175 --> 00:28:09,150
Tohle je Mike...
567
00:28:09,298 --> 00:28:11,227
M�J P��TEL!
568
00:28:14,111 --> 00:28:16,876
Rychle, v�raz p�ekvapen�! Vyfo� m�.
569
00:28:18,385 --> 00:28:20,567
�t�pn�te m�! Kone�n�!
570
00:28:20,665 --> 00:28:22,694
Miracle!
(z�zrak)
571
00:28:23,514 --> 00:28:25,136
Tak�e jsi ��astn�?
572
00:28:25,216 --> 00:28:26,021
Jo.
573
00:28:27,616 --> 00:28:30,716
Sledovali jste...
574
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,800
P�eklad a �asov�n�
575
00:29:05,820 --> 00:29:07,294
NeroF
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