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Zdrav�m v�s v�echny a
srde�n� - Vesel� V�noce!
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Ach, chyb�li jste mi.
Jsem r�da, �e se znovu vid�me.
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D�ky, �e jste se pro m� obl�kli.
Nebo svl�kli, n�kte�� z v�s.
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A pro ty z v�s co se svl�kli - lichot� mi to.
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A te� se znova obl�kn�te, je to divn�.
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Fajn, mus�me v�echno dohnat. Zaprv�,
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Gary. No, dohodli jsme se, �e budeme jen kamar�di.
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Ne, takhle je to spr�vn�.
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A je to jednodu��� ne� na�e pokusy o romantiku.
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- Oh! Jsi v pohod�?
- Jo.
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Jo? Jen... dej n�m minutku.
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Cht�l bys m�?
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Te�, matka. M� novou misi,
ud�lat ze m� hube�oura.
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Nefunguje to. Kousek kol��e? M�J!
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Ale donutila m� j�t na jej�
a Tillyinu hodinu Zumby.
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Dal�� cvik!
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Ne, to je (sexu�ln�).
Omlouv�m se, tohle d�lat nebudu.
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A najd�te si partnery.
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No, kdy� jste v ��m�...
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Flirtuj!
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Zdrav�m, gymnastka level 2.
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A te� abych odhalila sv� velk� p�ekvapen�.
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To nen� eufemismus.
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M�j ��asn� obch�dek je zru�en�. J� v�m!
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No, proch�zeli jsme si t�k�mi �asy, a Stevie �ekla
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�e obchod neberu v�n�.
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A ty sis v�n� myslela, �e bysme prodaly t��s�tka?
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Pros�m, pro jednou se soust�e�!
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Te�, kdy� budeme prod�vat...
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- Oslavujme dobr� �asy...
- Fajn! J� kon��m.
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Ne, Stevie po�kej!
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Su�enkov� blizard!
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Tak�e Stevie m� n�jakou v�konnou
pr�ci, ale sv�tl� str�nka je
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dne�n� ve�er jsou kol��e a cherry!
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Ano, je mi 80!
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Slav�me MOJ� novou pr�ci, ve kter� za��n�m z�tra.
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Asistent admina k va��m slu�b�m.
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Nar��me na titulky.
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Santa Claus is coming to town
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He sees you when you're sleeping
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He knows when you're awake...
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Fajn, chce� se nau�it
zmarcip�novat kol��?
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- Ano madam.
- OK.
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A, ne! Ne, ne, ne, ne.
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Mus� to ud�lat mnohem jemn�ji. Takhle.
Jen to pohladit.
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My n�co p�eru�ujeme!
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Kr�lovno Kong�, Gary! Byli jste
na hran� polibku!
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Tot�ln� hrani�kovali.
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Ne!
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My jsme jen p��tel�! My spolu tr�v�me �as.
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My to zvl�d�me.
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"My" tohle, "my" tamto.
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M��ete p�estat "mytovat"?
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M��ete p�estat "mytovat"?
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Ta konotace!
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M��ete p�estat "mytovat"? Ne.
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Tak, kde jste byly?
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Jdete pozd� na cherry a kousek dortu noc.
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Zkou�ely jsme n�jak� ve�ern� kursy.
Pr�v� jsem byly na Kendo.
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Je to sranda, ale trochu n�silnick�.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Je to jako moi!
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A pak jsme zkou�ly aqua francouz�tinu
to bylo taky jako j�.
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Jsem r�da svobodn�, je to v�born�.
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Jako profesion�ln� vedouc�,
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je d�le�it�, abychom m�ly
extra aktivity do �ivotopisu.
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V�echno je to o kon��c�ch pon��c�ch c�ch.
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Kon��kuje� venku s
nej k�mo�kou Tilly, �e ano?
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Ach, d�v� "�e ano" za fakt,
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aby byl pasivn� agresivn�, �e ano?
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Odch�z� jako kr�li�� �moula, �e ano?
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M� kus marcip�nu na
tv��i, tak?
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Plete� si "�e ano" s
"tak",
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�e ano? J� vyhr�la!
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Poj� sem,
vlastn� tu v�n� m� marcip�n.
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C�t� se jako na hranici?
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Trochu hrani�n�, ano.
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Mus�me b�t bezhrani�n�, Gary.
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Promi�, ��dn� hrani�en�.
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J� jen... ty jsi roztomile zraniteln�.
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A tv� u�en� bylo mu�n� a dominantn�.
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Na hranici!
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Hranice, hranice, m� hv�zdo,
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zaj�malo by m�, jak� jsi.
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Mirando, zlato,
P�͊ERN� V�no�n� zpr�vy.
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Taky t� zdrav�m, mami. V�no�n� uv�t�n�.
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Nech toho. Jsme Britov�,
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st��zliv�, a nikdo nem��� do v�zen�.
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Nazdrav�. Tahle je od
Lumley-Kendall�.
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"Mal� Nelson �ekl sv� prvn�
dv� sl�vka, 'dobr� st�ela'.
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"Tarquin vesluje do
S�danu, aby jim dal
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"pa�tiku, co� je sou��st� jeho
Ocen�n� V�vody z Edinburghu.
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"A Latoya ztratila t�i kila
kdy� d�lala pro charitu
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"a vezme si V�vodu tohle
jaro." Jak arogantn�.
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Nav�c, pan� Lumely-Kendall si myslela, �e mi je 64.
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- Je ti 64.
- Te� mi bylo 52!
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Na tohle bych mohla
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odpov�d�t akor�t
"Miranda je tlust� asistentka."
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Krut�!
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Fajn, mus�m okam�it� dom�.
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M�m sch�zku s tv�m otcem,
m�m oloupat jeho -
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- Fajn, a je to.
- To vypad� v�born�!
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- D�ky, Gary.
- M�am!
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Nov� report� nazna�uje, �e
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65% z n�s by mohlo b�t pova�ov�no za ob�zn�.
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Jak se to lidem stane?
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Nev�m!
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'Tohle byl Michael Jackford
pro Southern News.'
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To jsem byla j�?
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J� pr�v� byla na konci zpr�vy o obezit�?
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�okuj�c�! Jak� zpr�va! Tomu se
chce� asi jen vysm�t.
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Ob�zan ob�zovit�!
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Nejsem ob�zn�, kamera jen odj�d�la
pry�, �e ano?
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Jo, jasn�, odj�d�la.
Kamera odplouvala.
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To bylo divn�!
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TY! V televizi! Divn�!
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Ze V�ECH t�ch lid�, co mohli b�t v televizi.
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FAKT divn�!
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Jo, d�kuji ti.
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Ano, samoz�ejm�,
se�li jsme se tu dnes ve�er,
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abychom si p�ipili na m�j
srde�n�,
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ach, je ze m� trochu snobsk� pir�t - abychom,
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... Na mou novou pr�ci.
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Na tvou novou pr�ci.
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- Na tvou novou pr�ci.
- Pr�ce�n�.
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A samo�ejm�, �ekneme bon voyage
obch�dku, ve kter�m - ...
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- V�born�.
- Pardon, co d�l�te?
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Pr�v� tu m�m proslov.
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S�z�me se na to, kdy t� vyhod�.
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Jsem za 9:10.
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J� ZA��N�M v dev�t!
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9:05.
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Nezdvo�il�! Zapom�n�te na to, �e jsem
mazan� holka.
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Nen� tu plno? Nen� tu....
nen� tu plno? Ne?
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Ahojky...
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M�la jsem vztahy s men��m
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po�tem dotyk� ne� je tohle.
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- Dr��te m� za ruku?
- Ne.
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Nevhodn� bl�zko k
zub�m n�koho jin�ho.
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Vaje�n� dech.
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Dob�e, tohle zvl�dnu. Hlubok� n�dech.
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Panebo�e!
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Dobr� r�no. M�m hrozn� horkou nohu.
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Promi�te, jsem z agentury.
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Asistentka, ne prostitutka!
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Ne "Va�ich dev�t hodin je tady,
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velk� a prsat�!"
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Kouk�m na v�s, ale neposlouch�m.
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Dob�e, tohle je v� prostor.
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V�te co ��k�m?
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Ano, v�m, nejsem hluch�.
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P�inesu v�m vstup a fob.
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Fob?
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To je Sue. Tohle je Emma. J� jsem Emma.
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Je�t� jedna v�c - co
tahle spole�nost d�l�?
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Nab�z�me strategick� pl�nov�n�
a podporuj�c� data a ned�vno
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kreativn� nov� m�dia pro mod�e-�ipovan�
finan�n� obsluhov� podniky
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skrz Hampshire a Thames Valley...
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Nov� ��f medi� p�ijde dnes r�no?
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Nov� ��f. V�te, co ��k�m?
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Sly��m v�s, ale ni�emu nerozum�m.
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- Rozum�m co ��k�.
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Ale ona jen �ekla "V�te co ��k�m?"
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To je v pohod�, j� ten �argon pochyt�m.
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V�te co, jste jen trochu mlad��.
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- Tak�e jak? Kdy jste se narodily?
- 1991?
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To bylo ned�vno!
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Ne, spletly jste se!
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Hezkej vohoz, mimochodem.
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D�k, vole. Jep, jas�a�ka.
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Longhurst, Bailey a...
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Jak... Jak se jmenuje ten podnik?
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Longhurst, Bailey... Longhurst...
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Longhurst, Bailey a n-a-�.
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Ano, ano, ur�it�, hned v�s p�epoj�m,
jen... ummmmmmm.
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Longhurst, Bailey a na-�aa�
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Jak� je to spole�nost?
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Pardon, jo, dobr� den, nebudu to trvat dlouho,
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Pros�m, vydr�te, v� hovor
je pro n�s d�le�it�, pr�s�m, vydr�te.
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Nechcete hr�t su�enkov� blizard?
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V�ichni tak v�n�, kde je v�echna sranda?
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Chyb� mi Stevie a n� obchod.
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Nap�n��ky byly polo�eny.
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Je �as na Skokanskou ruletu!
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Gladi�to�i, osa�te sv� skokany.
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Start!
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Zvednu to
a �eknu neslu�n� slovo.
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K�E�!
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Fajn, poslouchejte.
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POCHVA!
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- Pardon.
- Nov� ��f.
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Dob�e, chci c�tit pocit,
�e v�ichni zapad�me.
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Fajn, projdeme si v�echny -
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jm�na, hobby, hlavn� p�ednost!
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Vy, p�ednost, do toho!
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N�jakou mus�m m�t!
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V��ka!
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- Vy!
- Barbora Je�n�, ��kaj� mi B�.
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- B� Je�n�?
- Jo.
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B� Je�n�? A to v�m nep�ijde vtipn�?
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Nikdo nic.
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��kaj� j� B� Je�n�!
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- Co?
- Co?!
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Fajn. Tak.
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Nem��u pracovat s lidmi,
kter�m tohle nep�ijde spr�vn� vtipn�.
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Pro�li jste n�kdy kolem tohohle pokoje
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a blikali uprost�ed v�n� d�le�it�ho setk�n�?
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Jestli ne, pro� ne?
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00:10:44,522 --> 00:10:46,638
Ml�d� je alespo� k tomu divn�mu �ertu, proto
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jsem se rozhodla, �e dostanu
m�j n�dhern� obch�dek zp�tky.
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Vtipn� fakt!
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00:11:05,802 --> 00:11:07,960
Vrac� obchod zp�tky do hry?
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00:11:07,961 --> 00:11:11,050
ڞasn�! M�li bysme to oslavit.
Jako kamar�di, samoz�ejm�.
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- Film a j�dlo?
- Na hran� hranice.
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00:11:13,121 --> 00:11:14,660
- Dnes ve�er?
- Rozhodn�.
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00:11:14,661 --> 00:11:16,020
Co�e d�l� dnes ve�er?
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00:11:16,021 --> 00:11:17,956
Myslela jsem, �e je Mirandin a Steviin
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00:11:17,957 --> 00:11:20,620
Sraz v �est pro holky na Pic'nMix a Bix Fix.
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00:11:20,621 --> 00:11:23,190
Ne, jdu oslavovat pokus o
n�vrat obchodu.
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Ach, Stevie, �e se vr�t�?
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Stevie je te� ve v�konn� pozici.
222
00:11:26,246 --> 00:11:27,835
- Ach, Stevie je ve v�konn� pozici?
- Ano, Stevie je ve v�konn� pozici.
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Ovl�d� maloobchodn�
sch�zky v n�boru -
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To byl jen n�jak� otravn� zvuk.
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Sou��st televizn� ob�zn� kampan�?
226
00:11:42,087 --> 00:11:43,921
Kamera odplouvala!
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V�noce se ti zabavuj�,
dokud nejde� na detox
228
00:11:47,719 --> 00:11:49,447
a neztrat� v�hu pro Lumley-Kendallovic
229
00:11:49,448 --> 00:11:52,381
Ka�m�rov�-svetry-t�maticky-nalad�n�-
k�es�ansk�-sv�tky-p�ed-svatbou.
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Tv�j t�ta ud�lal n�kolik
Michael Buble bublinek.
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Jak� �vanda.
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Ona by nezabavala
V�noce, �e ne?
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00:12:03,608 --> 00:12:07,076
J� jen, v�echno to j�dlo
a d�rky a j�dlo
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a hudba a j�dlo a j�dlo
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a oh�ostroje a j�dlo a j�dlo.
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A j�dlo.
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Ty bys m�la j�t na detox,
jsi z�visl� na j�dle!
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Nejdu na ��dn� detox! Musela bych j�st
v�ci, kter�m se ��k� perlov� je�men
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a zn�te moje pravidlo:
nebudu j�st nic, co zn� jako
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postavi�ka z
Kouzeln� �kolky.
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Existuje spousta dobr�ch,
zdrav�ch v�c�!
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Mohl bych ti ud�lat
kol��ek z �erven� �epy bez cukru!
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Kol��ek z �erven� �epy bez cukru!
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00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:44,361
Co p�ijde p��t�? Hr��kov� a �unkov� houba?
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00:12:44,362 --> 00:12:46,098
Nev�m, jdu odsud
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proto�e m�m sch�zku
s obchodn�m mana�erem,
247
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v�te co ��k�m?
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- Zakopla!
- To jsem taky cht�la, cht�la jsem odej�t takhle.
249
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,900
Jako mal� pon�k p�i drez��e.
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P�t, �est, sedm, osm.
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V�l�m kolem v�no�n�ho stromku...
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... p�i v�no�n�m party poskakov�n�.
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Jmel� vis� tam, kde ho m��ou v�ichni vid�t..
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Ka�d� p�r se tam chce zastavit...
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Jsem znud�n� z ��etnictv� obch�dku.
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Jasn�, hele, koukej, ne��kej to m�m�,
ale - pizza, popcorn,
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hororov� film - antiromantika.
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Mm, m�am. Von� to dob�e.
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- Dej si.
- Ach, d�k.
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Promi�. Promi�.
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Mohl bys v�ude nerozhazovat popcorn?
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00:13:53,818 --> 00:13:55,969
Promi�, ty lusky cestuj�.
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00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:59,047
Lusky. V�te�n� slovo, �e ano?
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Lusky.
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00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:04,198
Lusky.
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00:14:11,447 --> 00:14:12,986
Nechci se na to koukat,
ale nem��u se nekoukat.
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Jako Boris Johnson.
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00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:21,609
Ale ne! ��et za elekt�inu.
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- M� ten pohled.
- Co?
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00:14:27,188 --> 00:14:30,345
Ne, myslel jsem na tu holku z filmu.
Byla docela roztomil�.
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00:14:30,527 --> 00:14:32,297
Ach v�n�?
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00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:34,619
No, fajn, jestli se ti l�b� takov� huben�,
273
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,325
knofl��kov�-nosat� holky, kter� m��e� pou��t
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jako p�r�tko, tak dob�e,
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najdi ji, mo�n� �e bude
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00:14:39,741 --> 00:14:41,395
v Hong Kongu, mohl by sis ji vz�t!
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J� to v�d�l, j� v�d�l, �e jsi mi neodpustila.
278
00:14:43,786 --> 00:14:45,665
- Vzal jsem si Tamaru kv�li
= Zelen� kart�
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Jasn�, jasn�.
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Jdou po n�s!
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00:14:50,126 --> 00:14:53,076
- Polo� tu pizzu!
- Mami!
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00:14:53,077 --> 00:14:57,301
- Penny.
- C�t�m tlustoprdy.
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00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,798
M�m sch�zku s Mirandou v dev�t hodin.
284
00:15:01,799 --> 00:15:03,345
- To jsem j�.
- Dobr� r�no.
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00:15:03,346 --> 00:15:04,789
Dobr� r�no. M��eme?
286
00:15:12,987 --> 00:15:15,694
Jmenuju se Dick Twist.
(* Dick = penis, Twist = kroutit)
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00:15:18,387 --> 00:15:20,776
Dick Twist! Pro� ne?
288
00:15:20,777 --> 00:15:23,636
Dostal jsem va�i ��dost o p�j�u.
289
00:15:23,637 --> 00:15:26,355
- Tak�e, projdeme si va�e �daje.
- Drzoune.
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Fajn.
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00:15:28,457 --> 00:15:30,112
Va�e ��dost nen� n�co, co bychom
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norm�ln� o�ek�vali.
Pro za��tek,
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doba na sou�asnt� adrese -
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11.30?
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00:15:36,997 --> 00:15:40,549
- Takov� byl �as.
- Dob�e, jak� je v� kolater�l?
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00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:41,917
Ach, docela vysok�, mysl�m.
297
00:15:41,918 --> 00:15:43,799
Sna��m se dr�et daleko od �leha�ek.
298
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,114
No, mysl�m, �e dokud nese�enete mana�era
299
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- s jasn�m pl�nem v obchodu.
- Ne, po�kejte, pane Twiste!
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00:15:49,384 --> 00:15:52,185
M�m n�pad, kter� by mohl
v�n� hodn� vyd�l�vat.
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00:15:52,186 --> 00:15:54,316
pokud dostanu sv� t��s�tka do sv�ta.
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00:15:54,967 --> 00:15:56,999
- Tak jsem to nemyslela.
- Jo, cht�l jsem ��ct, �e
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00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,150
m�m takov� pocit, �e by v�m
to moc nevyd�lalo.
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00:16:00,207 --> 00:16:04,466
Dob�e, tak�e, Zumba je tak obl�ben�, �e,
305
00:16:04,467 --> 00:16:07,508
Co T��s�tkov� kurz?
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00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:10,100
Jo?
307
00:16:10,278 --> 00:16:12,576
Koukejte! Ooo! Docela odv�n�!
308
00:16:12,577 --> 00:16:16,607
Ruce nahoru, ruce -
pod�vejte! Zkus�me to s hudbou!
309
00:16:18,247 --> 00:16:21,221
O! Jo?
310
00:16:21,222 --> 00:16:23,566
Je to fiesta jedn� �eny.
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00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,241
P�edstavte si m� s Brazilcem!
312
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,511
Zapome�te, �e jsem to �ekla.
313
00:16:30,397 --> 00:16:33,832
Ka�dou chv�l� si �eknete:
"Jo, tohle je n�pad!"
314
00:16:42,397 --> 00:16:44,204
To byl Ross Kemp?
315
00:16:48,277 --> 00:16:49,845
Daj� obchod do jin�ho vlastnictv�!
316
00:16:49,846 --> 00:16:52,707
V p�tek, nesplnila jsem sv�
spl�tky hypot�ky.
317
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:56,736
To je posledn� kapka. Ty jsi
ob�zn� a na mizin�.
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00:16:56,737 --> 00:16:59,686
- Kamera odplouvala.
- Ob�zn� a na mizin�.
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00:16:59,687 --> 00:17:01,800
To zn�m�m napsat nem��u, nebo jo?
320
00:17:02,227 --> 00:17:05,077
Te� se pod�vej -
maminka obchod zachr�n�.
321
00:17:05,078 --> 00:17:07,698
Zvl�dnu obchod, kdy� se p�ihl�s�
do Anonymn�ch Jedl�k�.
322
00:17:07,699 --> 00:17:10,565
- U� jen ten pojem.
- Fajn. ��dn� V�noce.
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00:17:10,566 --> 00:17:12,898
Dob�e, stejn� nechci tr�vit �as
s tebou a t�tou
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00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:15,071
dva dny a b�t sv�dkem
t�tovy �asn�
325
00:17:15,072 --> 00:17:18,015
one-man show
Dvan�cti dn� V�noc.
326
00:17:18,016 --> 00:17:20,845
Nikdo by nem�l koukat na jeho prsa!
327
00:17:21,327 --> 00:17:24,599
- A co jeho p�t prsten�?
- Je�t� hor��?
328
00:17:26,127 --> 00:17:28,515
Ale mohla by sis hr�t s otcov�m
d�rkem.
329
00:17:28,516 --> 00:17:30,117
Dala jsem mu I-Patch (p�ska p�es oko)
330
00:17:30,118 --> 00:17:32,318
PAD. IPAD.
331
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,742
Pro� je to tak irituj�c�,
kdy� to �eknou �p�tn�?
332
00:17:34,807 --> 00:17:35,981
Stevie, Stevie, Stevie,
333
00:17:35,982 --> 00:17:38,125
Te� v�n� pot�ebuju tvou pomoc, je to v�n�.
334
00:17:38,126 --> 00:17:41,247
Naprosto jsi m� ujistila, �e tv�
p��telstv� pat�� Garymu.
335
00:17:41,248 --> 00:17:43,655
S n� nechci m�t nic spole�n�ho,
p��tel� si odpou�t�j�.
336
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,346
Ach, vydr�, vydr�,
337
00:17:46,636 --> 00:17:48,555
vydr�, vydr�, vydr�,...
338
00:17:49,624 --> 00:17:51,907
Stinky ��k�, �e jedna pan� p�stuje Banzaie,
339
00:17:51,908 --> 00:17:55,440
co� je bonsai s agresivn�m k�ov�m.
"Sp�chej,
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00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,410
"...����at se�ene� m�sto." Ach, to je ono!
341
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,917
Moje �ance!
342
00:18:00,175 --> 00:18:01,945
A moje taky, tohle by mohl b�t m�j prostor!
343
00:18:01,946 --> 00:18:04,808
Jasn�, jdi a zast�ihni si agresivn�
tvoje k�ov�.
344
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,052
M�m nov�ho spolupracovn�ka!
P�edstavuji v�m...
345
00:18:10,053 --> 00:18:11,456
Penny.
346
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:14,775
- P��mo do va�ich bonsaiov�ch ksicht�.
- P�kn�!
347
00:18:16,016 --> 00:18:16,995
- Zakopla.
- Taky�e jsem cht�la.
348
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,566
Cht�la jsem odej�t takhle.
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00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:33,266
Tohle d�l�m jen proto, abych
t� dostala do Anonymn�ch Jedl�k�.
350
00:18:33,267 --> 00:18:34,710
Ano maminko.
351
00:18:34,716 --> 00:18:36,735
Bude to takov� �vanda.
352
00:18:36,736 --> 00:18:40,787
Vy jste v�ichni velmi vesel�,
�e ano, vy... vy... lid�?
353
00:18:46,576 --> 00:18:48,404
D�kuju mockr�t, �e jste se vr�til.
354
00:18:48,405 --> 00:18:49,936
M��u v�s p�edstavit m� matce
355
00:18:49,937 --> 00:18:51,686
a obchodn� mana�erce, Penny?
356
00:18:51,687 --> 00:18:54,083
- Dick Twist.
- Pardon?
357
00:18:54,084 --> 00:18:55,395
Dick Twist.
358
00:18:55,396 --> 00:18:58,204
- Co ��kal?
- Jeho jm�no. Dick Twist.
359
00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,706
- Dick Twist?
- Dick Twist.
360
00:18:59,707 --> 00:19:00,853
- Dick Twist.
- Dick Twist.
361
00:19:00,854 --> 00:19:01,906
- Dick Twist.
- Dick Twist.
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00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,238
LUSK!
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00:19:03,690 --> 00:19:04,749
Pardon.
364
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,867
Moc se omlouv�m za minule.
365
00:19:09,868 --> 00:19:11,868
Jen pokud sl�b�te, �e
u� nebudete vynd�vat va�e t��s�tka.
366
00:19:11,869 --> 00:19:13,897
Mirando! Moc se omlouv�m.
367
00:19:13,898 --> 00:19:17,627
Nikdo nepot�ebuje vid�t tv�
Mirkormidla, jak jim ��k�me.
368
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,011
H�bou se tak nez�visle,
369
00:19:20,012 --> 00:19:22,316
�e m� bradavkov� ekvivalent �ilh�n�.
370
00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:28,090
Fajn. M�te obchodn� model,
371
00:19:28,091 --> 00:19:29,616
abych mohl zv�it tu p�j�u?
372
00:19:29,617 --> 00:19:33,459
J� jsem stoprocentn� model,
Miss Goadalming, 1968.
373
00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:37,097
Vzdala jsem to, abych mohla m�t d�ti.
Tak�e to bylo zbyte�n�.
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00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:40,115
M��ete mi proj�t zisky a ztr�ty?
375
00:19:40,116 --> 00:19:42,864
Zisky a ztr�-�-�ty.
376
00:19:44,456 --> 00:19:46,953
Ona je stejn� neschopn� jako vy.
377
00:19:46,954 --> 00:19:49,763
Po�kejte, pane Twist, jak� m�m
mo�nosti?
378
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,776
Zv�ila jste p�ijet�
partnera?
379
00:19:51,777 --> 00:19:54,599
Ach, o to jsme se pokou�eli, Dicku,
380
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,639
pokud omluv�te to zlidov�n�.
381
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:57,845
Ona by nep�itahovala ��dn�ho partnera,
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00:19:57,846 --> 00:19:59,984
ani kdybyste j� pod bl�zu
dali magnet
383
00:19:59,985 --> 00:20:02,476
a posadili vedle n� mu�e
vytvo�en�ho z �eleza!
384
00:20:04,106 --> 00:20:07,396
No, pokud nenajdete mana�era se
souvisl�m obchodn�m pl�nem
385
00:20:07,397 --> 00:20:11,118
do p��t�ch 36 hodin,
obchod bude m�t jin�ho majitele.
386
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:16,494
Ale ne, mami, bude
to m�t jin�ho vlastn�ka!
387
00:20:16,495 --> 00:20:20,627
Byla bys ve v�zen� velk� pohroma.
T�m mysl�m, velmi popul�rn�.
388
00:20:21,224 --> 00:20:25,199
J� v�m! D�me anonci na internet,
�e hled�me nov�ho mana�era.
389
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,857
M�me chvilku p�ed
Anonymn�mi Jedl�ky.
390
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,563
Co to je?
391
00:20:29,564 --> 00:20:33,119
Chat s osam�l�mi pracovnc�ch�ch na ropn� plo�in�
392
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:34,841
To je spam.
393
00:20:36,646 --> 00:20:40,807
Ahoj. Jen p�r pozn�mek,
ne� m� zv��te.
394
00:20:40,808 --> 00:20:43,174
Zaprv�, m�m na sob� v�n� t�k� d��ny.
395
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:46,002
Zadruh�, moje prsa jsou v�n� t�k�.
396
00:20:46,003 --> 00:20:47,493
V�m to, proto�e jsem si je jednou v�ila, abych v�d�la,
397
00:20:47,494 --> 00:20:49,200
kolik by st�lo po�tovn�, kdybych je pos�lala.
398
00:20:49,201 --> 00:20:50,899
Jen se na to postavte, pros�m.
399
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:54,638
A mohli bychom tak� zohlednit to,
�e asi tak 10% z toho budou v�try?
400
00:20:57,606 --> 00:20:59,612
Tak 7.5%.
401
00:21:00,276 --> 00:21:02,435
7%. Znenad�n� m� to chytlo.
402
00:21:02,436 --> 00:21:03,846
- Vylezte na to.
- Ano.
403
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,743
Mohla bych b�t �okej.
404
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:09,616
Jen kdybyste m�la ohromn�ho kon�.
405
00:21:11,196 --> 00:21:14,665
Sejd�te se. Sejd�te se, pros�m.
Sejd�te se.
406
00:21:14,666 --> 00:21:18,606
Te� se mus�me soust�edit na pl�n,
jak v�m pomoct z tohoto
407
00:21:18,607 --> 00:21:20,914
t�k�ho v�no�n�ho obdob�.
408
00:21:20,915 --> 00:21:22,426
Tak�e...
409
00:21:22,446 --> 00:21:28,215
Kter� sekce, lev�, nebo prav�,
vypad� v�ce chutn�?
410
00:21:28,216 --> 00:21:29,715
Lev�.
411
00:21:29,716 --> 00:21:31,685
- Ne, zkuste to je�t� jednou.
- Lev�.
412
00:21:31,686 --> 00:21:33,934
To the left, to the left... * Beyonce.
413
00:21:33,935 --> 00:21:35,344
You must not know 'bout me
414
00:21:35,345 --> 00:21:37,166
You must not know 'bout me...
415
00:21:37,786 --> 00:21:39,447
Pardon. Mysl�m, �e v�dycky �ekneme
416
00:21:39,448 --> 00:21:40,826
Lev�, lev�,
417
00:21:40,827 --> 00:21:43,499
A �eknu v�m pro�: jsou tam kol��e!
418
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,466
Pl�cnem si, chlap�ck�-prsat�e! BAM!
419
00:21:45,467 --> 00:21:48,465
Tak�e, p�i�el �as na jednu z m�ch manter.
420
00:21:48,466 --> 00:21:51,454
Pokud n�kdy budete m�t chu���t na kol��,
421
00:21:51,455 --> 00:21:52,835
zastavte se,
422
00:21:52,836 --> 00:21:54,362
dejte si mrkev.
423
00:21:56,956 --> 00:21:58,914
Zbl�znila jste se?
424
00:21:58,915 --> 00:22:01,026
- Omlouv�m se, st�le Beyonce.
- Zklidni si.
425
00:22:01,027 --> 00:22:04,595
Pod�vejte se, jen se sna��m v�m
pomoct v pom�h�n� sami sob�.
426
00:22:04,596 --> 00:22:06,655
- Co�e.
- Pom�h�n� sami sob�. // (Obslu�te se.)
427
00:22:06,656 --> 00:22:07,926
D�kujeme mockr�t.
428
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:10,156
Ne, necho�te ke stolu, sedn�te si!
429
00:22:11,816 --> 00:22:14,296
To je jako Jursk� park v leg�n�ch.
Vra��tte se!
430
00:22:17,156 --> 00:22:18,726
Stevie! Co tu d�l�?
431
00:22:18,727 --> 00:22:20,296
Ut�k�m od matky, ty?
432
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,216
Ut�k�m od Tilly.
433
00:22:23,346 --> 00:22:24,906
Ach, chyb�las mi.
434
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,594
Poslouchej, dala jsem na net
anonci na nov�ho mana�era.
435
00:22:28,595 --> 00:22:30,765
- Jsi v�n� spokojen� se svou prac�?
- Ano.
436
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:33,052
Proto�e je d�le�it� m�t z�bavnou,
dynamickou pr�ci,
437
00:22:33,053 --> 00:22:35,403
s kolegy, kte�� jsou vysoc�,
n�dhern�, vtipn�,
438
00:22:35,404 --> 00:22:38,315
trochu jako modelky...
O kom bych mohla mluvit? O mn�.
439
00:22:39,376 --> 00:22:42,375
- Mirando!
- Stevie!
440
00:22:42,376 --> 00:22:45,906
- Pot�ebujeme partnery pro Banzaie!
- Chytn�t� tu tlustou!
441
00:22:49,154 --> 00:22:51,775
- Vypad� ��len�.
- Mus�m je dr�et, kdy� ut�k�m.
442
00:22:52,686 --> 00:22:54,046
Rychle!
443
00:22:57,305 --> 00:23:00,487
Sometimes in our lives
444
00:23:00,654 --> 00:23:02,747
We all have pain
445
00:23:03,085 --> 00:23:06,224
We all have sorrow
446
00:23:07,071 --> 00:23:10,375
But if we hold hands
447
00:23:10,376 --> 00:23:12,585
We know that there's
448
00:23:13,001 --> 00:23:15,565
Always tomorrow
449
00:23:15,566 --> 00:23:17,675
Lean on me
450
00:23:17,676 --> 00:23:20,466
When you're not strong
451
00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:22,975
I'll be your friend
452
00:23:22,976 --> 00:23:26,016
I'll help you carry on...
453
00:23:27,426 --> 00:23:29,802
Tohle je p��mo pro m�! Na�la jsem svou aktivitu!
454
00:23:29,803 --> 00:23:32,406
- �e jsem to byla cel� j�?
- To jsi byla cel� ty, mo�n� jsem to i j�.
455
00:23:32,873 --> 00:23:35,543
Somebody to lean on.
456
00:23:36,173 --> 00:23:37,710
- V�bec ne ty.
- Ani trochu j�.
457
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,010
Stevie, vid�m toho report�ra!
458
00:23:41,731 --> 00:23:43,467
Jdu za... Jo.
459
00:23:45,846 --> 00:23:47,816
Lean on me...
460
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,614
Pane zpravodaji? Omlouv�m se, �e v�s otravuju.
461
00:23:51,615 --> 00:23:54,424
M�m v�n� d�le�itou ot�zku kv�li
va�� report�i o obezit�.
462
00:23:54,425 --> 00:23:56,024
V�te, byla jsem na konci.
463
00:23:56,025 --> 00:23:58,604
- To m� znamenat, �e jsem byla sou��st� toho programu?
- Ach, chudinko.
464
00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,771
Ne, ne, to bychom neud�lali.
Kamera odplouvala.
465
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:03,105
Ne, chci ��ct, vy jste, vy jste... jste p�kn�.
466
00:24:03,106 --> 00:24:04,700
Ach, p�ni, v�n�? D�kuju.
467
00:24:04,792 --> 00:24:07,556
Nechte toho. V�n�? Nechte toho. P�kn�? V�n�?
468
00:24:07,557 --> 00:24:10,583
Nechte toho. V�n�? Nechte toho. V�n�?
469
00:24:10,584 --> 00:24:12,385
Nechte toho. P�kn�? V�n�?
470
00:24:12,386 --> 00:24:13,823
Nechte toho.
471
00:24:14,006 --> 00:24:15,230
Nechte toho.
472
00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:20,165
Stevie! Kamera odplouvala! Nejsem ob�zn�!
473
00:24:20,166 --> 00:24:22,729
Nen� ob�zn�.
474
00:24:22,730 --> 00:24:26,414
Kamera odplouvala.
475
00:24:27,256 --> 00:24:29,731
Stevie neodpov�d�la.
No, alespo� jsme kamar�dky.
476
00:24:29,732 --> 00:24:31,122
M�m se s n� v kav�rn� setkat, po tomhle.
477
00:24:31,123 --> 00:24:36,055
M�me jednu ��dost. Patricii Nelson.
A jej� �ivotopis ��k�:
478
00:24:36,056 --> 00:24:40,143
"J� jsem jedna jedin�,
necht�la bych b�t nik�m jin�m."
479
00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:42,600
Hodn� �t�st�.
480
00:24:43,408 --> 00:24:47,516
Dobr� r�no. I'm Patricia Nelson.
M�m tu m�t pohovor v deset.
481
00:24:48,106 --> 00:24:49,974
Dobr� r�no, Patricia Nelson?
482
00:24:49,975 --> 00:24:51,906
Patricia Nelson, dobr� r�no.
483
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:54,335
Dobr� r�no, Patricio Nelson.
484
00:24:54,336 --> 00:24:56,650
- Sedn�te si, pros�m.
- V�el� d�ky.
485
00:24:57,418 --> 00:24:59,305
Tak, Patricio Nelson.
486
00:24:59,306 --> 00:25:00,996
Patricia Nelson, d�kuji.
487
00:25:00,997 --> 00:25:03,609
D�kuji a v�el� d�ky.
488
00:25:03,610 --> 00:25:05,776
No, m�m pro v�s jen jednu
d�le�itou ot�zku, pro v�s,
489
00:25:05,777 --> 00:25:07,871
Patricio Nelson,
490
00:25:08,368 --> 00:25:10,236
jak� dv� hlavn� dovednosti
si mysl�te, �e hled�m,
491
00:25:10,237 --> 00:25:11,798
pros�m, d�kuji, vy, pros�m,
492
00:25:11,799 --> 00:25:14,348
No, zaprv�, mohu spadnou z v�n� vysok� �idli�ky,
493
00:25:14,349 --> 00:25:16,215
ani� bych se zranila.
494
00:25:16,283 --> 00:25:20,517
A zadruh�, um�m p�ekvapiv�
efektivn� napodobovat Heather Small.
495
00:25:21,744 --> 00:25:23,750
Excelentn�. No, Patricio Nelson.
496
00:25:23,751 --> 00:25:25,322
Omlouv�m se, �e to mus�m tak brzy utnout,
497
00:25:25,323 --> 00:25:27,198
ale m�m sch�zku s kamar�dkou,
jdeme na kafe.
498
00:25:27,199 --> 00:25:30,624
- Ach, j�, Patricia Nelson, m�m taky sch�zku s kamar�dkou.
= Nen� to zvl�tn�?
499
00:25:30,625 --> 00:25:33,574
Ano. T��m se a� se mi ozvete.
V�el� d�ky.
500
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:36,206
V�el� d�ky a hodn� �t�st�,
p�eji v�m.
501
00:25:39,977 --> 00:25:41,735
Ach, ahoj, Stevie.
502
00:25:41,736 --> 00:25:43,844
- Ach, ahoj.
- Ahoj. Co je nov�ho?
503
00:25:43,845 --> 00:25:45,956
Pr�v� jsem p�i�la z pohovoru.
504
00:25:45,957 --> 00:25:47,965
V�n�? Jak to �lo?
505
00:25:47,966 --> 00:25:49,424
Zd�la se mi v pohod�.
506
00:25:49,425 --> 00:25:51,319
Byla to �ensk�, i kdy�
507
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,512
ze za��tku to bylo t�k� poznat. Velk� ruce.
508
00:25:54,513 --> 00:25:55,794
Jak to �lo tob�?
509
00:25:55,795 --> 00:25:58,606
M�la jsem pohovor
na to m�sto mana�erky.
510
00:25:58,607 --> 00:26:01,012
- A!
- Jo, byla to pr��tav� �ensk�!
511
00:26:01,013 --> 00:26:04,227
Jo, myslela jsem si, �e
�la pro Brownie odznak.
512
00:26:04,228 --> 00:26:06,755
No, j� bych zase �ekla, �e
ta �ensk� na sob� m�la
513
00:26:06,756 --> 00:26:09,646
elastick� t�hotensk� d��ny.
514
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,421
To se mi zd� velmi nepravd�podobn�.
515
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,494
Jsou TAK pohodln�!
516
00:26:16,029 --> 00:26:17,553
No, kdy� m� na chvilku omluv�,
517
00:26:17,554 --> 00:26:18,700
mus�m zavolat sv�
518
00:26:18,701 --> 00:26:22,198
z�jemkyni o pr�ci co vypadala jako Jimmy Cranky,
519
00:26:23,786 --> 00:26:27,721
- Nen� to divn�? Omluv m�.
- Jasn�.
520
00:26:28,174 --> 00:26:30,396
- Hal�?
- Hal�, to je Patricia Nelson?
521
00:26:30,397 --> 00:26:32,125
Patricia Nelson u telefonu.
522
00:26:32,126 --> 00:26:34,751
Dobr� den, Patricio Nelson,
jen chci ��ct, �e jste dostala tu pozici.
523
00:26:35,686 --> 00:26:37,095
Mirando...
524
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,546
To jsem byla j�!
525
00:26:40,476 --> 00:26:42,428
J� V�M!
526
00:26:43,336 --> 00:26:45,199
Kdy jsi to uhodla?
527
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,544
V ten okam�ik, co jsi ve�la dovnit�, idiote!
528
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:50,298
Tak poj�, dostaneme zp�tky n� obchod!
529
00:26:50,299 --> 00:26:51,733
Mus� tam zavolat, abys dohodla sch�zku
530
00:26:51,734 --> 00:26:53,700
s Dickem Twistem, okam�it�. Jdi!
531
00:26:56,036 --> 00:26:57,114
To zn� zaj�mav�.
532
00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:59,224
Ano. A, poslouchej, m�l jsi pravdu, ano?
533
00:26:59,225 --> 00:27:02,420
Neodpustila jsem ti, ale te�
to nech�v�m plavat.
534
00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:04,217
- Omlouv�m se.
- A j� se omlouv�m, �e
535
00:27:04,218 --> 00:27:07,270
- jsem ti to ne�ekl.
- Ne, v pohod�. P��tel�?
536
00:27:08,036 --> 00:27:10,466
M�me posledn� sch�zku s Dickem Twistem!
537
00:27:10,467 --> 00:27:11,760
Pohotovostn� odchod!
538
00:27:11,806 --> 00:27:13,946
T�ko na cvi�i�ti, lehko na boji�ti. Jdeme!
539
00:27:18,166 --> 00:27:19,755
Mysl�m, �e je �as.
540
00:27:19,756 --> 00:27:23,796
Co jsi dnes ud�lala,
aby ses c�tila hrd�?
541
00:27:24,776 --> 00:27:26,465
Dostaly jsme zp�tky n� obchod.
542
00:27:27,816 --> 00:27:29,056
Krok vlevo.
543
00:27:30,166 --> 00:27:31,459
Krok vpravo.
544
00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:34,425
B�je�n�, B� Je�n�!
545
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:37,180
A kroutit!
546
00:27:38,039 --> 00:27:40,298
Kroutit, Dicku. Dicku, kroutit!
547
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:41,763
Vtipn�.
548
00:27:44,739 --> 00:27:47,390
A te� poj�me oslavit dobr� �asy, jdeme do toho.
549
00:27:49,773 --> 00:27:51,959
A poslouchejte na konec m�ho dopisu
550
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,005
"A kone�n� k Mirand�,
551
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:58,568
"Kter� probudila z mrtv�ch jej� butik
v t�k�ch ekonomick�ch �asech,
552
00:27:58,569 --> 00:28:01,569
"Vymyslela posledn� fitness
obl�benou z�le�itost
553
00:28:01,570 --> 00:28:07,198
"A ten kr�snej report�r zpr�v �ekl,
�e je p�kn�, ne ob�zn�.
554
00:28:07,199 --> 00:28:10,199
- Vesel� V�noce.
- Vesel� V�noce.
555
00:28:10,854 --> 00:28:14,156
Tak�e, pom��e provize vl�dy t�mto nemocn�m,
556
00:28:14,157 --> 00:28:16,579
k�ehk�m ubo��k�m
na konci jejich �ivota
557
00:28:16,580 --> 00:28:18,554
aby jim v zim� nebyla zima?
558
00:28:18,779 --> 00:28:22,421
Tohle byl Michael Jackford
se sta�� a nemohouc�.
559
00:28:32,455 --> 00:28:34,399
Kamera odplouvala!
560
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:38,838
Nen� star�!
Kamera odplouvala!
561
00:28:38,839 --> 00:28:42,868
Lean on me, when you're not strong
562
00:28:42,869 --> 00:28:44,038
Vesel� V�noce.
563
00:28:44,039 --> 00:28:46,148
I'll be your friend
564
00:28:46,149 --> 00:28:49,668
I'll help you carry on
565
00:28:49,669 --> 00:28:54,118
For it won't be long
566
00:28:54,119 --> 00:28:56,123
Til I'm going to need
567
00:28:56,124 --> 00:28:59,537
Somebody to lean on
568
00:28:59,538 --> 00:29:00,449
Just call
569
00:29:15,259 --> 00:29:17,048
We all
We all need
570
00:29:17,049 --> 00:29:20,749
Somebody to lean on...
571
00:29:20,749 --> 00:29:24,000
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