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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:16,041 ...that our organism 4 00:01:16,417 --> 00:01:19,459 views as an unwelcome foreign body. 5 00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:13,917 THE FOOL 6 00:03:25,375 --> 00:03:26,250 Madam! 7 00:03:26,417 --> 00:03:27,625 Madam! 8 00:03:41,833 --> 00:03:43,000 Listen to me! 9 00:03:43,167 --> 00:03:43,875 Go away! 10 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,541 You're hurting me. 11 00:03:48,333 --> 00:03:49,375 The police... 12 00:03:49,542 --> 00:03:52,584 I don't mean to harm you. Far from it. 13 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:53,333 Out! 14 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:54,750 Don't say that. 15 00:03:55,375 --> 00:03:57,375 You're totally mad. 16 00:03:57,583 --> 00:03:58,583 Mad for you. 17 00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:00,750 One look and it was love. 18 00:04:00,917 --> 00:04:02,459 You must've noticed me. 19 00:04:03,542 --> 00:04:06,292 A woman notices when she's followed. 20 00:04:06,458 --> 00:04:07,625 I don't know you. 21 00:04:07,792 --> 00:04:08,917 Neither do I. 22 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:11,916 Let's change that, Françoise. 23 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:12,833 Victoire. 24 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,458 Thank you, Victoire. 25 00:04:14,625 --> 00:04:15,500 How dare you? 26 00:04:15,958 --> 00:04:17,666 You told me your name. 27 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:20,333 I'm a respectable woman, sir. 28 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:22,208 I love respectable women. 29 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:23,250 My husband... 30 00:04:23,417 --> 00:04:24,500 A husband? 31 00:04:24,667 --> 00:04:25,375 Indeed. 32 00:04:25,792 --> 00:04:27,084 Forget that fool. 33 00:04:27,458 --> 00:04:28,791 My husband, a fool? 34 00:04:29,083 --> 00:04:31,750 Attractive women always marry fools. 35 00:04:31,917 --> 00:04:32,584 Fine. 36 00:04:32,917 --> 00:04:35,209 Let's see how the fool reacts. 37 00:04:38,875 --> 00:04:39,833 RenĂ©! 38 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:40,833 Nasty name. 39 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:41,917 So ugly. 40 00:04:42,083 --> 00:04:42,916 RenĂ©! 41 00:04:43,542 --> 00:04:44,459 Yes, dear? 42 00:04:45,042 --> 00:04:46,167 Damn, Vatelin! 43 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:49,292 Sorry, I was on the phone. 44 00:04:49,917 --> 00:04:50,792 Vatelin! 45 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:51,916 Pontagnac! 46 00:04:53,208 --> 00:04:55,000 - Sorry. - It's nothing. 47 00:04:55,292 --> 00:04:56,500 I'm so sorry. 48 00:04:56,792 --> 00:04:58,292 It keeps falling. 49 00:04:58,458 --> 00:05:00,000 It isn't broken. 50 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,167 Never mind. 51 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:03,083 Good as new. 52 00:05:04,625 --> 00:05:05,458 How are you? 53 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:08,125 Very well. What a nice surprise. 54 00:05:08,292 --> 00:05:10,959 A surprise? This is my place. 55 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:14,375 A nice surprise for you! 56 00:05:15,375 --> 00:05:17,125 You know each other? 57 00:05:17,292 --> 00:05:19,334 Yes. Edouard de Pontagnac. 58 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:20,708 A tennis pal. 59 00:05:20,875 --> 00:05:21,875 The old club... 60 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:25,625 Edouard, my wife, Victoire. 61 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:27,917 Delighted to meet you. 62 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:34,250 Introducing him may be unwise. 63 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:36,583 Why? 64 00:05:37,667 --> 00:05:39,792 He seduces every woman he sees. 65 00:05:39,958 --> 00:05:40,875 Every one. 66 00:05:41,292 --> 00:05:42,250 Every one? 67 00:05:42,417 --> 00:05:46,459 How upsetting to discover one is part of a crowd. 68 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:48,334 He's exaggerating. 69 00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:50,959 You must disdain us ladies. 70 00:05:53,083 --> 00:05:54,541 By the way... 71 00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:57,667 A man keeps following me. 72 00:05:57,917 --> 00:05:59,375 Following you? 73 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:00,750 For a week. 74 00:06:00,917 --> 00:06:03,625 Women think they're followed but... 75 00:06:03,792 --> 00:06:04,959 No, I know her. 76 00:06:05,917 --> 00:06:06,875 I believe her. 77 00:06:07,375 --> 00:06:09,667 - He follows me. - Discreetly. 78 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:10,708 Says who? 79 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:13,584 Just supposing. 80 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,792 Paris is full of perverts! 81 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:20,083 We're overrun by them! 82 00:06:21,583 --> 00:06:24,541 How annoying. I'd kill the rat! 83 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,375 So would I. 84 00:06:26,542 --> 00:06:28,000 That'll be easy. 85 00:06:28,583 --> 00:06:30,250 Why look at me? 86 00:06:30,792 --> 00:06:31,875 You know him. 87 00:06:32,042 --> 00:06:33,250 I do? 88 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:34,625 Not at all. 89 00:06:34,792 --> 00:06:35,542 You do. 90 00:06:36,625 --> 00:06:38,083 Brown hair, short... 91 00:06:38,958 --> 00:06:41,666 Really, I don't see who. 92 00:06:42,167 --> 00:06:43,209 You know him? 93 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:44,333 Very well. 94 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:45,917 What's his name? 95 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:48,792 How should I know? 96 00:06:49,417 --> 00:06:50,750 You do... 97 00:06:50,917 --> 00:06:53,084 His name's Pon... Pon... 98 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:54,167 Ponpon? 99 00:06:54,542 --> 00:06:55,667 Ponta... 100 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,208 Ponta what? 101 00:06:58,375 --> 00:07:00,167 Pontawhat, maybe. 102 00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:03,083 Pontagnac. 103 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:05,875 Just like... 104 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:07,542 Edouard? 105 00:07:08,917 --> 00:07:10,000 The same name? 106 00:07:10,167 --> 00:07:12,209 It's him following me. 107 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:14,125 You? 108 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:17,083 Ok, I admit it. 109 00:07:17,792 --> 00:07:19,042 It was me. 110 00:07:19,417 --> 00:07:20,542 Muggins. 111 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:24,875 Don't be upset! I knew who she was. 112 00:07:25,792 --> 00:07:27,000 So I thought, 113 00:07:27,583 --> 00:07:29,250 "I'll pretend to follow her 114 00:07:29,417 --> 00:07:31,584 and, the day I meet her, 115 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:33,667 we'll have a laugh." 116 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:36,792 Poppycock. 117 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:38,708 You had no idea. 118 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,500 Let it be a lesson to you. 119 00:07:41,667 --> 00:07:44,667 She's a friend's wife. Learn from it. 120 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:48,833 Really, it's... 121 00:07:49,708 --> 00:07:51,000 Fancy a drink? 122 00:07:51,417 --> 00:07:52,125 Lovely. 123 00:07:54,792 --> 00:07:56,584 Whisky? Martini? 124 00:07:56,750 --> 00:07:57,583 Martini. 125 00:08:03,042 --> 00:08:04,584 Tell me... 126 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:06,333 You're not angry? 127 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:07,917 Me? Not at all. 128 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:10,166 I have faith in my wife. 129 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:12,666 But I'd hate to look a fool. 130 00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:14,041 Not at all. 131 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:16,041 But you know I know. 132 00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:17,791 I know you know I know. 133 00:08:17,958 --> 00:08:19,458 We know we know we know. 134 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:21,750 So, I don't look a fool. 135 00:08:22,708 --> 00:08:23,750 Obviously. 136 00:08:24,917 --> 00:08:26,792 If anyone should be upset, 137 00:08:26,958 --> 00:08:27,791 you should. 138 00:08:27,958 --> 00:08:28,750 Me? 139 00:08:28,917 --> 00:08:31,834 Not at all, it's a joy to see you. 140 00:08:32,167 --> 00:08:34,000 I'm glad I could help. 141 00:08:36,458 --> 00:08:38,625 You have one thing to do. 142 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:40,041 What? 143 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:42,000 Apologize to my wife. 144 00:08:42,167 --> 00:08:43,000 Of course. 145 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:45,125 Victoire... 146 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:46,833 I am truly 147 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:48,375 sorry. 148 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:51,917 Apology accepted. 149 00:08:52,417 --> 00:08:54,167 You bachelors are all alike. 150 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,083 - He's married. - No? 151 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:57,125 He is. 152 00:08:57,292 --> 00:08:58,459 You're married? 153 00:08:59,417 --> 00:09:01,459 Yes. A little. 154 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,834 Aren't you ashamed? 155 00:09:04,042 --> 00:09:07,500 You know, you end up in front of the mayor 156 00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:08,500 somehow. 157 00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:10,334 You answer "I do" 158 00:09:10,833 --> 00:09:12,000 to be polite 159 00:09:12,292 --> 00:09:14,834 and then find you're married. 160 00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:16,917 For life. 161 00:09:17,292 --> 00:09:18,542 Unforgivable. 162 00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:19,541 Marrying? 163 00:09:19,708 --> 00:09:21,125 No, behaving this way. 164 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:24,583 What does your wife say? 165 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:28,541 Frankly, I don't keep her informed. 166 00:09:29,583 --> 00:09:30,750 I pity her. 167 00:09:30,917 --> 00:09:33,417 So do I. Every time I cheat. 168 00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:36,041 You must pity her a lot. 169 00:09:36,708 --> 00:09:37,625 Never enough. 170 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:43,792 We should invite her over. 171 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,792 Well, no... 172 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:49,375 That's impossible because of... 173 00:09:49,958 --> 00:09:51,250 her rheumatism. 174 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:52,791 She's crippled. 175 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,417 She never goes out. 176 00:09:55,958 --> 00:09:57,583 When she does, 177 00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:00,958 she's in a bathchair drawn by a mule. 178 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:02,833 Drawn by Emile? 179 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:04,708 No, a mule. 180 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:06,667 A mule? 181 00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:08,166 How awful. 182 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,042 Poor woman. 183 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:11,500 We'll visit her. 184 00:10:12,708 --> 00:10:13,916 Impossible. 185 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:16,333 You see, she's not in Paris. 186 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,625 She's currently... 187 00:10:19,792 --> 00:10:21,625 pottering in the country. 188 00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:23,750 With her mule. 189 00:10:23,917 --> 00:10:24,667 Right. 190 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,917 The country air does her good. 191 00:10:29,958 --> 00:10:31,333 Leave her there. 192 00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:35,084 Excuse me... 193 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:38,750 An art dealer is here to see Mr Vatelin. 194 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:40,375 My Pollock. 195 00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:43,666 I've bought a Pollock. 196 00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:44,666 600 francs. 197 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,583 Cheap. Is it signed? 198 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:49,083 Yes, it's signed Polack. 199 00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:53,041 But the dealer swears it's a fake signature. 200 00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:55,666 With Polack removed, I have a Pollock. 201 00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,667 Show him to my office. 202 00:10:59,042 --> 00:11:00,667 I'll be right back. 203 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,667 You'll give me your opinion as a man of taste. 204 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,166 Good idea! 205 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,875 Mr Vatelin, hello! 206 00:11:23,792 --> 00:11:25,292 Where is my wonder? 207 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:26,875 This way, please. 208 00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:30,000 Yes, indeed. 209 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:33,583 Ready? 210 00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:36,458 Should I step back? 211 00:11:37,458 --> 00:11:38,500 A connoisseur. 212 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:48,792 Pollock 213 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:50,291 rocks. 214 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:52,125 It's such a thrill. 215 00:11:56,417 --> 00:11:57,667 It's colourful. 216 00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:58,708 Very. 217 00:11:59,042 --> 00:12:00,209 Every colour. 218 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:09,292 I must have seemed ridiculous. 219 00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:10,875 You think so? 220 00:12:11,042 --> 00:12:12,084 You tease me. 221 00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:14,334 What were you hoping for? 222 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,375 Good Lord... 223 00:12:16,917 --> 00:12:19,792 What any man hopes for following a woman. 224 00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:20,916 You're frank. 225 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:24,916 If I said I wanted your views on world peace, 226 00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:27,166 you wouldn't believe me. 227 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:28,625 Very funny. 228 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,833 One does one's best. 229 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,125 What can I say? 230 00:12:33,958 --> 00:12:35,875 My temperament is a curse. 231 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,333 I have women in my blood! 232 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,958 Lucky you have one. 233 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,875 My wife, yes. 234 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:43,542 She's charming 235 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,750 but has been for a while. 236 00:12:45,917 --> 00:12:47,209 And it shows. 237 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:48,000 So... 238 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:51,625 when I meet an enchanting creature... 239 00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:53,709 That's enough now. 240 00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:59,083 Admit it... 241 00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,000 You love another. 242 00:13:02,542 --> 00:13:03,917 What an oaf. 243 00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:07,166 A woman can't be faithful? 244 00:13:08,292 --> 00:13:09,667 She must love another? 245 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:14,792 I find it hard to believe you actually love RenĂ©. 246 00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:16,166 How dare you? 247 00:13:17,708 --> 00:13:18,583 Step back. 248 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:19,875 Do as I say. 249 00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:25,416 - I'm fond of him. - Clearly. 250 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:28,833 But he can't inspire passion. 251 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,417 He's my husband. 252 00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:31,583 So we agree. 253 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,375 - Not at all. - We do. 254 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:36,167 A woman in love truly loves. 255 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,625 It's not a matter of fidelity. 256 00:13:39,792 --> 00:13:41,292 Marrying is easy. 257 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:44,250 To be a lover, you need passion. 258 00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:47,000 A lover is the artist of love. 259 00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:48,709 A husband is its clerk. 260 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:50,500 Let me guess. 261 00:13:50,792 --> 00:13:53,500 You're an artist of love, then? 262 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,083 Indeed I am. 263 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,333 I'm lucky. RenĂ© is both. 264 00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:00,250 - It's rare. - It suits me. 265 00:14:00,417 --> 00:14:02,625 If he doesn't play the artist... 266 00:14:02,792 --> 00:14:04,167 But if he did... 267 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:06,125 That'd be different. 268 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,167 I'd get my revenge. 269 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,708 As I said recently... 270 00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:12,917 Excuse me. 271 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:13,875 To whom? 272 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,833 Ernest. You can help me. 273 00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:21,792 Hello, Victoire. 274 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:28,583 Meet my husband's friend, Ernest RĂ©diop, a music student. 275 00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:30,416 Delighted. 276 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:34,833 His father was prime minister of the Central African Republic. 277 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,583 RenĂ© handles his business. 278 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:38,792 Ernest, 279 00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:40,708 you know me... 280 00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:44,500 Aren't I a model wife who would never be unfaithful? 281 00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:45,667 Why do you ask? 282 00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:46,791 He wants to know. 283 00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:48,583 He wants to know... 284 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:50,542 A charming topic. 285 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,208 I was joking. 286 00:14:54,292 --> 00:14:55,750 So, you're an old, 287 00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:57,666 very old friend of RenĂ©'s, 288 00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:59,333 but we've never met. 289 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,375 I met him 20 minutes ago. 290 00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:02,459 Even better. 291 00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:05,208 Is RenĂ© in? 292 00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:07,250 Yes, with a Pollock. 293 00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:09,459 Lost in spatters. Wait here. 294 00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,250 Pardon me? 295 00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:13,625 Did you speak? 296 00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:14,708 Not at all. 297 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,542 - Forgive me. - No harm done. 298 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,333 I'm sorry to interrupt... 299 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:26,167 RenĂ© wants you to see his Pollock. 300 00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:28,209 Does he really? 301 00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:29,625 Really. That way. 302 00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:31,584 This gentleman too? 303 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,500 He's no connaisseur. 304 00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:08,875 Yes, indeed... 305 00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:24,083 Profusion. 306 00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:27,666 Presence. 307 00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:34,958 What's wrong? 308 00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:36,584 You're prowling. 309 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:40,375 Is it Pontagnac? 310 00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:41,750 Ponta... 311 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,750 As if I care. 312 00:18:44,042 --> 00:18:45,709 - I'd say so. - Not at all. 313 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,500 - Is he after you? - Yes. 314 00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:48,292 Bravo! 315 00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,416 You think you're alone? 316 00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:52,625 It's different with me. 317 00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:53,500 I love you. 318 00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:58,125 Maybe he does too. 319 00:18:58,542 --> 00:18:59,709 After 10 minutes? 320 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,750 20. 321 00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:02,084 Stop quibbling. 322 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,167 He's been following me a week now. 323 00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,041 No? 324 00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:07,000 Yes. 325 00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,291 You promised you'd be only mine. 326 00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:11,833 But only if... 327 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,083 Why can't that slug RenĂ© cheat? 328 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,750 You talk of love? 329 00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:18,541 Absolutely! 330 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:19,750 Why not? 331 00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:24,000 It's not my fault love wakes... 332 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:27,834 the animal. 333 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,333 It's a while since we heard of it. 334 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:34,416 Have it put down. 335 00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:36,416 I can't hurt animals. 336 00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:39,500 Put it on a leash at least. 337 00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:42,750 I do that. 338 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,500 But it's strong... 339 00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,250 Wild... 340 00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:53,542 When the animal wins, I take it for a walk. 341 00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:54,583 Lovely. 342 00:19:59,083 --> 00:19:59,958 Forget that. 343 00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:02,916 There's only one for me. 344 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,458 No one but you. 345 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,375 RenĂ© will see us. 346 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:11,542 So? 347 00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:13,084 Let him. 348 00:20:21,042 --> 00:20:22,875 It's a major work... 349 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,042 Again? 350 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:30,333 I find him on the floor every time. 351 00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:33,667 I've always loved rolling on the floor. 352 00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,833 So, rather than stand up... 353 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:41,250 I roll around. 354 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,333 How are you? 355 00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:44,667 Not bad. 356 00:20:45,042 --> 00:20:47,750 Edouard de Pontagnac, Ernest RĂ©diop. 357 00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:50,084 We've been introduced. 358 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,000 Did you like his painting? 359 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:54,250 He loved it. 360 00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:57,375 He said, "No museum has one like this." 361 00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:58,250 Right? 362 00:20:58,417 --> 00:20:59,500 Yes, indeed. 363 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:01,000 Thank God. 364 00:21:04,042 --> 00:21:05,834 I have other paintings... 365 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,917 No! 366 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,666 Save some for next time. 367 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,375 Pity your wife isn't here 368 00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:16,292 to see my Pollock. 369 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:17,458 Yes... 370 00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:19,334 It's non-stop. 371 00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:24,333 That's rheumatism for you. 372 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,792 The bathchair... 373 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,167 Ernest... Whisky? Martini? 374 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,666 Nothing, thanks. 375 00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:31,291 Hello. Mrs Vatelin? 376 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,125 Yes. 377 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,917 Clothilde de Pontagnac. 378 00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:34,958 His wife? 379 00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:37,958 Yes, not his mother! 380 00:21:39,292 --> 00:21:40,209 Come in. 381 00:21:42,292 --> 00:21:43,250 My wife! 382 00:21:43,417 --> 00:21:44,125 She's not away? 383 00:21:44,292 --> 00:21:44,917 No. 384 00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:45,833 She's cured. 385 00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:48,458 Right. I'll explain later 386 00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:51,583 but if she asks anything, say what I say. 387 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,042 Say what I say. 388 00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:54,208 Gentlemen... 389 00:21:54,375 --> 00:21:56,542 Forgive the interruption. 390 00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:57,625 Darling! 391 00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,875 What a nice surprise! 392 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,291 I was just leaving. 393 00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:05,875 Say goodbye to everyone and let's go. 394 00:22:06,042 --> 00:22:07,542 Certainly not. 395 00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:10,583 Yes. 396 00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:13,084 Really. Leave her be. 397 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,125 I'll leave her. 398 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,209 Ma'am... 399 00:22:16,583 --> 00:22:17,333 Delighted. 400 00:22:19,042 --> 00:22:19,959 There? 401 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:24,958 A cushion... 402 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:32,667 Thank you. 403 00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:37,541 Sorry to turn up unannounced. 404 00:22:39,167 --> 00:22:40,250 On the contrary. 405 00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:43,125 My husband always talks about you. 406 00:22:43,708 --> 00:22:45,250 How kind. 407 00:22:46,042 --> 00:22:47,042 Indeed. 408 00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:48,750 He loves you. 409 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,208 I'm almost jealous. 410 00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:54,291 The same every day. 411 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:55,458 Always off 412 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:56,542 to the Vatelins'. 413 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,875 Every evening too. 414 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:00,583 Every day. 415 00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:04,375 Darling, they know I come here. 416 00:23:04,542 --> 00:23:05,375 RenĂ©... 417 00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,792 You know I come every day. 418 00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:10,292 Yes. 419 00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:15,083 This is where we met. 420 00:23:15,667 --> 00:23:16,584 You see. 421 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:18,375 When he comes here, 422 00:23:18,958 --> 00:23:20,125 every day, 423 00:23:21,583 --> 00:23:22,583 we talk about you. 424 00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:24,083 Really? 425 00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:27,416 And, believe me, 426 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:30,125 we'd have invited you long ago 427 00:23:30,292 --> 00:23:31,584 if you weren't away. 428 00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:32,792 Away? 429 00:23:34,167 --> 00:23:35,792 How do you mean? 430 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,125 Away where? Why? 431 00:23:40,542 --> 00:23:41,334 What? 432 00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:45,250 Who said she was away? 433 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,208 But... 434 00:23:50,125 --> 00:23:51,625 Oh, yes... 435 00:23:53,708 --> 00:23:54,666 I said away... 436 00:23:56,417 --> 00:23:59,167 But it's really no way 437 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:00,833 to be away... 438 00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:01,958 Anywhere. 439 00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:05,000 It's no way to be away anywhere. 440 00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:08,167 Don't worry. 441 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:12,250 I know mobility isn't easy for you. 442 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:14,459 He mentioned your condition. 443 00:24:15,708 --> 00:24:16,791 My condition? 444 00:24:17,917 --> 00:24:20,584 Yes, your rheumatism. 445 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:22,042 No, that's you. 446 00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:23,041 Me? 447 00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:24,875 No, you. 448 00:24:25,042 --> 00:24:26,375 You use a wheelchair. 449 00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:28,042 RenĂ©, 450 00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:31,500 no need to be so vain with my wife. 451 00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:34,042 We know you have rheumatism. 452 00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:35,708 Yes, that's right. 453 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:37,125 Me too. 454 00:24:37,292 --> 00:24:38,834 No, not "too". 455 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,083 May I see your painting again? 456 00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:43,583 I missed things. 457 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:44,792 Good idea. 458 00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:45,750 No! 459 00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:48,166 Let me help you. 460 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,167 Gently... 461 00:24:54,167 --> 00:24:55,417 I sat too long. 462 00:24:56,708 --> 00:24:58,291 - Are you ok? - So-so. 463 00:25:07,875 --> 00:25:09,333 Don't overdo it. 464 00:25:11,417 --> 00:25:13,625 It's rheumatism, not piles! 465 00:25:17,792 --> 00:25:20,792 Frankly, madam, they're making fun of me. 466 00:25:20,958 --> 00:25:22,333 Frankly, yes. 467 00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:23,833 A little. 468 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,167 Male bonding deserves some female solidarity. 469 00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:28,208 Yes, they are. 470 00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:29,542 I knew it! 471 00:25:29,708 --> 00:25:31,416 He'd never been here 472 00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:33,666 until he followed a woman. 473 00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:35,250 A woman? 474 00:25:35,417 --> 00:25:37,042 His friend's wife. 475 00:25:38,625 --> 00:25:39,875 Me. 476 00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:45,458 After following me in a manner I'd call... 477 00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:47,125 - The pig! - Well said. 478 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,458 I knew it! 479 00:25:49,792 --> 00:25:50,875 I swear... 480 00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:53,917 I'll have him followed. 481 00:25:54,083 --> 00:25:56,000 I'll catch him in the act. 482 00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:58,417 And then... 483 00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:00,792 And then? 484 00:26:00,958 --> 00:26:02,041 You'll see! 485 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,833 I'm young, pretty. I'll snap my fingers... 486 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:06,667 Right! 487 00:26:07,042 --> 00:26:07,959 I won't be picky. 488 00:26:08,417 --> 00:26:10,625 The first idiot along. 489 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:13,458 You, for instance. 490 00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:14,458 If you like. 491 00:26:14,625 --> 00:26:15,500 Me? 492 00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:22,041 Name and address. 493 00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:24,125 Ernest RĂ©diop. 25, Rue Boyer. 494 00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:25,375 Again. 495 00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:26,500 Ernest RĂ©diop. 496 00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:29,000 25, Rue Boyer. 497 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,250 Excellent. 498 00:26:32,125 --> 00:26:33,167 Mr RĂ©diop, 499 00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:36,333 if I catch my husband, I'm yours. 500 00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:41,042 It's crazy, I could get lucky. 501 00:26:56,750 --> 00:27:00,708 So, finished viewing the painting? Happy now? 502 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:04,042 It's totally unique. 503 00:27:04,417 --> 00:27:05,209 Indeed. 504 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:10,542 We've been getting acquainted. 505 00:27:10,708 --> 00:27:12,583 We talked a lot about you. 506 00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:15,500 This young man 507 00:27:15,917 --> 00:27:17,709 has seen you often 508 00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:19,458 and likes you a lot. 509 00:27:19,958 --> 00:27:21,125 That's kind. 510 00:27:22,125 --> 00:27:24,500 A lady is here for Mr Vatelin. 511 00:27:24,667 --> 00:27:25,792 Who? 512 00:27:25,958 --> 00:27:27,041 She's in your office. 513 00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:28,416 Very good. 514 00:27:28,583 --> 00:27:30,458 I see you're a busy man. 515 00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:32,667 A social call? 516 00:27:33,333 --> 00:27:34,833 She's a client. 517 00:27:35,083 --> 00:27:38,458 She's not here to see the man. 518 00:27:43,292 --> 00:27:44,709 But the notary. 519 00:27:45,292 --> 00:27:46,667 I should hope so. 520 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,833 I'll soon deal with her. 521 00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:01,083 Right. 522 00:28:01,792 --> 00:28:03,792 We'll be going now. 523 00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:06,708 Thank you so much. 524 00:28:06,875 --> 00:28:08,250 I'll go with you. 525 00:28:13,208 --> 00:28:15,166 - I'll be right back. - No need. 526 00:28:15,667 --> 00:28:17,584 Edouard, are you coming? 527 00:28:17,750 --> 00:28:19,083 I'm coming. 528 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:31,084 Madam... 529 00:28:31,727 --> 00:28:32,568 My love! 530 00:28:32,910 --> 00:28:33,838 Suzy! You? 531 00:28:34,417 --> 00:28:35,028 Me. 532 00:28:35,370 --> 00:28:36,965 - Mais... you are crazy ! - Why ? 533 00:28:38,167 --> 00:28:38,875 New York? 534 00:28:39,449 --> 00:28:40,380 Left it. 535 00:28:40,465 --> 00:28:41,124 Left it? 536 00:28:41,292 --> 00:28:43,875 For good? But your husband? 537 00:28:44,042 --> 00:28:46,000 I haven't left him. 538 00:28:46,187 --> 00:28:47,576 He has business in Paris. 539 00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:49,100 Mais what are you doing here ? 540 00:28:49,830 --> 00:28:51,554 You, naughty boy, 541 00:28:51,639 --> 00:28:53,139 how can you ask me that? 542 00:28:53,917 --> 00:28:55,667 I left America, 543 00:28:55,833 --> 00:28:57,500 crossed the ocean for you, 544 00:28:57,667 --> 00:29:00,167 and you ask why I'm here? 545 00:29:01,008 --> 00:29:02,500 Because I love you! 546 00:29:02,585 --> 00:29:03,000 What? 547 00:29:03,085 --> 00:29:04,555 I’m so excited to see you! 548 00:29:04,897 --> 00:29:06,484 Oh RenĂ©, tell me you love me again! 549 00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:08,833 Say you love me. 550 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:13,167 When I arrived, I wrote a letter. 551 00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:15,916 But I wanted to see you. 552 00:29:16,083 --> 00:29:17,916 So I threw the letter away... 553 00:29:18,001 --> 00:29:19,075 and here I am. 554 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,417 I have a place for us. 555 00:29:21,833 --> 00:29:23,958 48, Rue Rockerpain. 556 00:29:24,125 --> 00:29:25,083 RoquĂ©pine. 557 00:29:25,519 --> 00:29:26,871 So you have to come tonight. 558 00:29:27,598 --> 00:29:28,201 No, no. 559 00:29:28,445 --> 00:29:29,374 I do not come! 560 00:29:29,650 --> 00:29:30,260 Why not? 561 00:29:30,531 --> 00:29:32,039 Because it's not possible! 562 00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:33,333 I'm married. 563 00:29:35,031 --> 00:29:35,856 I have a wife. 564 00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:37,261 You’re married? 565 00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:38,875 Yes. 566 00:29:39,292 --> 00:29:41,959 In New York, you said you were sinful. 567 00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:43,750 No, single. 568 00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:45,292 Same difference! 569 00:29:45,833 --> 00:29:47,333 No, not at all. 570 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:50,292 A single man isn't always sinful... 571 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:53,125 It's impossible. 572 00:29:53,692 --> 00:29:55,422 You don’t love me anymore? 573 00:29:56,097 --> 00:29:58,803 René doesn’t love me anymore! 574 00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:02,875 No, Suzy. 575 00:30:03,417 --> 00:30:04,209 Get out! 576 00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:07,291 Quiet, my wife will hear. 577 00:30:07,780 --> 00:30:08,843 I don’t care. 578 00:30:09,125 --> 00:30:10,667 I'll kill myself! 579 00:30:12,333 --> 00:30:14,125 Suzy, my little Suzy... 580 00:30:14,210 --> 00:30:16,264 There’s no more “petit Suzy”. 581 00:30:17,626 --> 00:30:18,547 This is crazy! 582 00:30:19,507 --> 00:30:21,166 Suzy, come on. 583 00:30:22,125 --> 00:30:23,000 Don't do it. 584 00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:26,531 But I won’t, if you meet me tonight, rue Roquepine ! 585 00:30:26,875 --> 00:30:28,500 I told you I can't. 586 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,279 Fine, I’ll kill myself ! 587 00:30:41,667 --> 00:30:43,959 All right, I'll come. 588 00:30:44,121 --> 00:30:44,732 You will ? 589 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,978 - And you’ll love me again ? - Oui, I’ll love you again. 590 00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:50,311 I am so happy! I love you! 591 00:30:50,494 --> 00:30:51,668 René, I love you ! 592 00:30:53,667 --> 00:30:54,292 Wayne! 593 00:30:54,458 --> 00:30:55,291 Right here. 594 00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:57,125 No, Mr Wayne! 595 00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:00,792 Your husband's here? 596 00:31:00,877 --> 00:31:01,645 I don’t know... 597 00:31:02,292 --> 00:31:03,792 Stop him. 598 00:31:13,478 --> 00:31:14,184 See you tonight... 599 00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:16,208 Let me in! 600 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:20,083 Let go of me, sir! 601 00:31:21,752 --> 00:31:22,792 Hello dear friend. 602 00:31:23,704 --> 00:31:24,553 How are you ? 603 00:31:24,638 --> 00:31:25,800 What a surprise! 604 00:31:27,466 --> 00:31:28,768 How
 How are you? 605 00:31:29,208 --> 00:31:30,041 Not great. 606 00:31:30,519 --> 00:31:31,099 Oh. 607 00:31:31,417 --> 00:31:33,202 I’m here because of my wife. 608 00:31:33,591 --> 00:31:34,385 Ah? 609 00:31:35,274 --> 00:31:37,194 Well... You won’t believe it. 610 00:31:38,083 --> 00:31:39,115 I’m a cocu. 611 00:31:39,458 --> 00:31:40,125 A cuckoo? 612 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,750 Not a cuckoo, a cuckold. 613 00:31:43,208 --> 00:31:44,958 She's cheating on me. 614 00:31:45,206 --> 00:31:46,040 Non! 615 00:31:47,055 --> 00:31:48,286 This morning, 616 00:31:48,889 --> 00:31:51,428 I found this in her trash can : 617 00:31:53,206 --> 00:31:54,119 “My love”... 618 00:31:54,458 --> 00:31:55,333 It's not me. 619 00:31:56,650 --> 00:31:57,324 What? 620 00:31:58,750 --> 00:31:59,542 Nothing. 621 00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:02,500 "I'm in Paris. 622 00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:04,709 We can love again. 623 00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:08,083 My husband has a business dinner tonight. 624 00:32:08,625 --> 00:32:13,208 Meet me at 48, Rue Rockerpain." 625 00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:15,000 RoquĂ©pine. 626 00:32:16,792 --> 00:32:18,000 That's the name. 627 00:32:18,629 --> 00:32:19,708 Roquepine. 628 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,583 "I'll be waiting." 629 00:32:23,625 --> 00:32:24,708 No name... 630 00:32:24,978 --> 00:32:25,843 No why? 631 00:32:27,458 --> 00:32:29,958 When you know the lover's name, 632 00:32:30,458 --> 00:32:32,208 you imagine them. 633 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,583 I hired a detective. 634 00:32:35,625 --> 00:32:37,333 I'll have her followed 635 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:39,167 and I'll catch them. 636 00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:40,250 Her... 637 00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:43,125 and her "love". 638 00:32:44,125 --> 00:32:45,000 The bastard. 639 00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:46,416 Bastard. 640 00:32:46,607 --> 00:32:47,472 And then, 641 00:32:49,186 --> 00:32:50,423 I’m getting a divorce. 642 00:32:57,792 --> 00:32:59,167 You're my notary here. 643 00:33:00,283 --> 00:33:01,338 You’re my friend. 644 00:33:03,981 --> 00:33:04,814 My brother. 645 00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:07,292 Prepare the papers. 646 00:33:08,708 --> 00:33:10,041 I'm in a hurry. 647 00:33:10,126 --> 00:33:10,990 Business. 648 00:33:12,167 --> 00:33:13,292 Mr Wayne! 649 00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:17,375 My friend. I'll see you out. 650 00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:41,791 Sorry. 651 00:33:43,376 --> 00:33:44,210 Goodbye. 652 00:33:49,917 --> 00:33:51,667 Sorry, I'm in a hurry. 653 00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:52,708 Don't mind me. 654 00:33:52,917 --> 00:33:55,417 There you are. Who's that oaf? 655 00:33:55,583 --> 00:33:57,166 A New York client. 656 00:33:57,625 --> 00:33:58,542 Why're you here? 657 00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:01,708 I forgot my newspaper. 658 00:34:03,167 --> 00:34:04,209 Just the man. 659 00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:08,125 You're used to this... 660 00:34:08,625 --> 00:34:11,833 Do you know a discreet hotel where I could... 661 00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:14,166 Cheat on your wife? 662 00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:15,291 It's complicated. 663 00:34:15,458 --> 00:34:17,333 You little devil. 664 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,542 Try the Ultimus. 665 00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:23,375 A nice bar, sauna, jacuzzi... 666 00:34:24,417 --> 00:34:25,209 In case. 667 00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:26,875 Several handy exits. 668 00:34:27,042 --> 00:34:29,542 - What'll you tell your wife? - No idea. 669 00:34:33,542 --> 00:34:35,625 I often travel for work. 670 00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:38,417 A will reading? 671 00:34:38,583 --> 00:34:39,416 Good idea. 672 00:34:40,625 --> 00:34:42,708 In Cannes. A client just died. 673 00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:44,292 How lucky! 674 00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:47,041 I'll fetch my newspaper. 675 00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:49,250 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 676 00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:51,041 Edouard... 677 00:35:07,958 --> 00:35:09,500 You're back. 678 00:35:09,667 --> 00:35:11,959 - I have to tell you... - What? 679 00:35:12,125 --> 00:35:13,042 What is it? 680 00:35:13,708 --> 00:35:16,041 How can I put it? I'm in shock. 681 00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:21,917 You said you'd never cheat first on your husband. 682 00:35:22,375 --> 00:35:23,083 Yes. 683 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:29,708 Well, this evening, at the Hotel Ultimus, 684 00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:32,875 your husband will be with a woman. 685 00:35:33,667 --> 00:35:34,542 Liar. 686 00:35:34,917 --> 00:35:35,917 I'm a liar? 687 00:35:36,583 --> 00:35:39,791 He's about to say he has to go to Cannes 688 00:35:39,958 --> 00:35:41,500 to read a will. 689 00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:44,042 Impossible. Not RenĂ©. 690 00:35:45,292 --> 00:35:46,334 Darling... 691 00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:48,583 A stroke of bad luck. 692 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:52,208 Really? What is it? 693 00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:55,417 I have to leave Paris tonight. 694 00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:59,500 A client just died. In Cannes. 695 00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:02,375 Can't you send Jean? 696 00:36:03,417 --> 00:36:04,917 No, impossible. 697 00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:06,791 His wife, the widow, 698 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:11,041 insists that I should open the will. 699 00:36:11,417 --> 00:36:12,167 You know... 700 00:36:12,583 --> 00:36:13,500 All right. 701 00:36:13,875 --> 00:36:15,625 Off you go, darling. 702 00:36:17,833 --> 00:36:19,333 I'm really sorry. 703 00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:26,417 Forgive me. 704 00:36:40,667 --> 00:36:42,417 Believe me now? 705 00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:52,750 I thought he was faithful. 706 00:36:54,042 --> 00:36:55,709 He's like all the others. 707 00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:01,792 Fine, let's wait for tonight. 708 00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:06,542 If I have proof, I'll get revenge in the hour! 709 00:37:07,042 --> 00:37:08,084 Victoire... 710 00:37:15,708 --> 00:37:16,875 See you tonight. 711 00:37:27,458 --> 00:37:29,083 I've come as you asked. 712 00:37:29,292 --> 00:37:30,459 Now, it's over. 713 00:37:34,363 --> 00:37:37,348 you have come
 you should have
 714 00:37:39,997 --> 00:37:43,632 it’s over. It’s over ! Over, over, over... 715 00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:07,291 Hotel Ultimus... 716 00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:20,625 No kissing. 717 00:38:21,583 --> 00:38:22,666 You're mean. 718 00:38:23,250 --> 00:38:25,542 You move fast. What's your name? 719 00:38:25,708 --> 00:38:26,333 Ernest. 720 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,667 That's cute. 721 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,583 - Sit on my lap. - Already? 722 00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:30,792 Yes, already. 723 00:38:35,042 --> 00:38:37,917 - Victoire, I want you! - My name's Jacqueline. 724 00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:39,625 I prefer Victoire. 725 00:38:39,792 --> 00:38:40,667 Victoire... 726 00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:42,833 You remind me of a client... 727 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,083 Not at all. 728 00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:44,958 Victoire... 729 00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:46,375 Is it you? 730 00:38:46,542 --> 00:38:47,792 No, I'm Jacqueline. 731 00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:49,708 You don't have to reply! 732 00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:52,166 You're a chatty one. 733 00:38:52,667 --> 00:38:55,084 I love to chat. I chatter away... 734 00:39:08,542 --> 00:39:10,292 That tickles, you devil. 735 00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:12,125 Could you... 736 00:39:12,292 --> 00:39:13,000 Hold on. 737 00:39:16,250 --> 00:39:17,542 Could you vacate the room? 738 00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:19,458 Of course. 739 00:39:23,875 --> 00:39:25,458 You're the only one. 740 00:39:26,667 --> 00:39:27,750 Off you go. 741 00:39:31,417 --> 00:39:33,667 Sorry, we have to change. 742 00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:35,375 Ok, a new room. 743 00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:36,584 I don't have long. 744 00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,167 - What? - 30 minutes. 745 00:39:38,333 --> 00:39:40,000 - What? - Then I'm busy. 746 00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:43,208 You'll leave me high and dry? 747 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,458 I have an American at 11. 748 00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:47,958 - Every time... - Come to my place. 749 00:39:48,375 --> 00:39:49,167 Your place? 750 00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:50,375 I have a place. 751 00:39:50,542 --> 00:39:51,875 What do I tell him? 752 00:39:52,042 --> 00:39:54,584 Your mom's ill, that always works. 753 00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:55,375 It's mean. 754 00:39:56,042 --> 00:39:57,084 Not at all. 755 00:39:57,417 --> 00:39:58,709 It's not mean. 756 00:40:02,792 --> 00:40:04,250 Mean, but tempting. 757 00:40:04,667 --> 00:40:07,459 The hotel was renovated last year. 758 00:40:07,625 --> 00:40:09,625 Fabric walls are all the rage. 759 00:40:09,792 --> 00:40:11,959 Wait till you see the headboard 760 00:40:12,250 --> 00:40:14,000 by a contemporary artist. 761 00:40:14,167 --> 00:40:16,209 Just a second... 762 00:40:17,333 --> 00:40:19,000 Sorry, Jacqueline, 763 00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:21,417 this room's guests are here. 764 00:40:21,958 --> 00:40:23,541 We're going. Tell Mr... 765 00:40:23,708 --> 00:40:24,333 Vatelin. 766 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:25,292 RenĂ©? 767 00:40:26,417 --> 00:40:28,125 Your room's ready. 768 00:40:29,333 --> 00:40:31,666 Holy cow, he's Congolese! 769 00:40:32,042 --> 00:40:32,875 Sorry? 770 00:40:33,042 --> 00:40:34,625 Could you repeat that? 771 00:40:34,792 --> 00:40:35,625 Let's go. 772 00:40:35,792 --> 00:40:38,417 I must compliment you, my dear. 773 00:40:38,583 --> 00:40:40,583 I'd swap my wife for you. 774 00:40:40,750 --> 00:40:41,458 What? 775 00:40:41,625 --> 00:40:45,042 It's all right, she's as deaf as a post. 776 00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:46,291 Please... 777 00:40:46,458 --> 00:40:47,750 Don't mind me. 778 00:40:47,917 --> 00:40:49,584 Your husband told us. 779 00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:52,750 Not at all! Him neither. 780 00:40:53,583 --> 00:40:55,291 It's a matter of habit. 781 00:40:55,458 --> 00:40:56,708 I'm used to it. 782 00:40:56,875 --> 00:40:58,042 25 years now. 783 00:40:58,208 --> 00:41:01,250 We're off to the Opera for our anniversary. 784 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:02,542 The Opera? 785 00:41:02,708 --> 00:41:03,583 She's deaf. 786 00:41:03,750 --> 00:41:05,292 She enjoys the ballet, 787 00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:07,083 but says it needs music. 788 00:41:07,250 --> 00:41:08,375 Right, muffin? 789 00:41:08,792 --> 00:41:11,209 You think ballets need music. 790 00:41:11,583 --> 00:41:13,083 Much better now. 791 00:41:13,250 --> 00:41:14,667 It was the train. 792 00:41:14,833 --> 00:41:16,875 She has gastric problems. 793 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:18,875 Not to worry. 794 00:41:19,042 --> 00:41:20,875 I'm a cavalry veterinarian. 795 00:41:21,042 --> 00:41:21,834 Wonderful. 796 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,292 Ready, Ernest? 797 00:41:23,458 --> 00:41:24,416 Sir... 798 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:25,833 Enchanted, miss. 799 00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:27,541 Delighted, my boy. 800 00:41:27,708 --> 00:41:28,666 Likewise. 801 00:41:29,542 --> 00:41:30,459 I must tell you. 802 00:41:30,625 --> 00:41:33,250 My father's best friend is called Vatelin. 803 00:41:35,708 --> 00:41:38,958 Since we're confiding in each other, 804 00:41:39,125 --> 00:41:42,417 my father's best friend was called 805 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:43,375 Van Basten. 806 00:41:48,875 --> 00:41:50,208 Ernest, can we go? 807 00:41:50,625 --> 00:41:51,375 Sir. 808 00:41:51,917 --> 00:41:52,750 Madam. 809 00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:54,792 Muffin... 810 00:41:54,958 --> 00:41:57,041 They're saying goodbye. 811 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:58,833 Bye, miss. 812 00:41:59,792 --> 00:42:01,125 Bye, sir. 813 00:42:01,375 --> 00:42:02,208 Nice couple. 814 00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:03,667 Let's hurry now. 815 00:42:07,292 --> 00:42:08,959 Drat, my bag. 816 00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:09,917 Let me. 817 00:42:10,083 --> 00:42:11,333 Thanks, kitten. 818 00:42:11,667 --> 00:42:13,042 I'll be all night. 819 00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:15,958 Cancel my Yank. Say my mom's sick. 820 00:42:16,292 --> 00:42:17,292 Ok. 821 00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:25,750 Shall we go? 822 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,208 Coming. 823 00:42:27,833 --> 00:42:29,041 See you later. 824 00:42:58,458 --> 00:42:59,625 Hello, Victor. 825 00:43:00,042 --> 00:43:01,375 The Vatelins' room? 826 00:43:01,542 --> 00:43:03,042 I put them in 11. 827 00:43:03,208 --> 00:43:04,583 Give me 12. 828 00:43:04,750 --> 00:43:05,917 Yes, it's free. 829 00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:11,917 I live nearby. 830 00:43:13,292 --> 00:43:14,584 Just a second. 831 00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:16,667 I'll make you dance. 832 00:43:16,833 --> 00:43:18,000 I can't wait. 833 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,583 That's the wrong bag. 834 00:43:28,833 --> 00:43:30,375 What a rump! 835 00:43:31,792 --> 00:43:33,167 If I can help... 836 00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:34,958 You bet you can! 837 00:43:35,958 --> 00:43:37,458 Wait, not so fast. 838 00:43:37,625 --> 00:43:39,292 Let go. Ma'am! 839 00:43:39,458 --> 00:43:40,708 Go on, call her. 840 00:43:41,583 --> 00:43:42,208 Ma'am! 841 00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:44,000 - Is she deaf? - As a post! 842 00:43:44,792 --> 00:43:46,459 Calmed down now? 843 00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:48,584 Yes. 844 00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:51,208 Can you ask reception 845 00:43:52,042 --> 00:43:55,250 to bring my bag? That one isn't mine. 846 00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:56,958 If you don't mind. 847 00:43:57,333 --> 00:43:58,375 Hello, miss. 848 00:43:59,083 --> 00:44:00,083 Ma'am. 849 00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:01,708 Let's go, muffin. 850 00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:06,000 - She's sweet. - Very. 851 00:44:07,167 --> 00:44:08,542 Very sweet! 852 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:30,125 Sir? 853 00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:32,458 Looking for something? 854 00:44:33,208 --> 00:44:34,625 What am I looking for? 855 00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:36,667 A woman. 856 00:44:36,958 --> 00:44:38,291 She isn't here. 857 00:44:39,292 --> 00:44:40,000 She isn't? 858 00:44:40,917 --> 00:44:43,625 She told me earlier by phone, 859 00:44:43,792 --> 00:44:45,959 "Meet me at the Ultimus, room 11." 860 00:44:46,125 --> 00:44:47,875 I'm sure of the room. 861 00:44:48,167 --> 00:44:49,542 But the Ultimus... 862 00:44:49,708 --> 00:44:52,416 Maybe she said another hotel. 863 00:44:52,583 --> 00:44:53,666 Intercontinental? 864 00:44:54,917 --> 00:44:55,792 Right. 865 00:44:57,417 --> 00:44:59,709 But this is room 11? 866 00:45:01,458 --> 00:45:02,375 And this 867 00:45:02,542 --> 00:45:03,625 is room 12? 868 00:45:03,792 --> 00:45:04,625 Yes. 869 00:45:04,917 --> 00:45:07,542 This is 11 and she's not here. 870 00:45:09,417 --> 00:45:10,959 Good night, miss. 871 00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:13,708 Goodbye, sir. 872 00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:26,167 The coast is clear! 873 00:45:28,667 --> 00:45:29,625 This is it? 874 00:45:29,792 --> 00:45:31,125 This is the place. 875 00:45:31,958 --> 00:45:33,125 It's horrible. 876 00:45:41,833 --> 00:45:43,000 The swine. 877 00:45:54,292 --> 00:45:55,584 There we go. 878 00:45:56,625 --> 00:45:57,792 You can watch? 879 00:45:58,500 --> 00:45:59,792 If it's pretty. 880 00:45:59,958 --> 00:46:01,125 Shut up, I can't! 881 00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:03,542 It's worse with my eyes closed! 882 00:46:04,333 --> 00:46:05,750 I don't want to see! 883 00:46:05,917 --> 00:46:07,750 Do you want to catch him? 884 00:46:08,375 --> 00:46:10,458 I'm not doing this for fun. 885 00:46:10,625 --> 00:46:11,708 This is torture. 886 00:46:11,875 --> 00:46:12,917 Don't worry. 887 00:46:14,958 --> 00:46:17,083 I can shorten the ordeal. 888 00:46:17,375 --> 00:46:18,333 What's that? 889 00:46:19,792 --> 00:46:20,709 Him... 890 00:46:27,333 --> 00:46:28,333 And... 891 00:46:28,667 --> 00:46:29,292 Her. 892 00:46:33,542 --> 00:46:35,875 One ring, we don't move. 893 00:46:36,375 --> 00:46:39,125 Two rings, we've got them! 894 00:46:39,292 --> 00:46:40,459 Ingenious! 895 00:46:40,875 --> 00:46:42,458 No, just brilliant. 896 00:46:42,625 --> 00:46:43,625 Ma'am, wait! 897 00:46:43,792 --> 00:46:45,209 I explained already! 898 00:46:45,375 --> 00:46:47,125 The room is occupied! 899 00:46:48,742 --> 00:46:50,584 - By who? - Mr Vatelin. 900 00:46:56,333 --> 00:46:58,333 "Hotel Ultimus, room 11. 901 00:46:58,500 --> 00:47:00,375 Wait for me. RenĂ© Vatelin." 902 00:47:03,627 --> 00:47:06,224 Follow me
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 903 00:47:20,772 --> 00:47:21,938 Where is the bathroom? 904 00:47:23,026 --> 00:47:24,359 The bathroom? 905 00:47:25,292 --> 00:47:26,000 Here. 906 00:47:26,833 --> 00:47:28,625 The bitch is here. 907 00:47:31,089 --> 00:47:31,946 Here it is. 908 00:47:34,550 --> 00:47:35,835 Thank you! 909 00:47:39,375 --> 00:47:40,708 A crease. 910 00:47:46,792 --> 00:47:48,542 Here's your room. 911 00:47:48,792 --> 00:47:51,875 This is Mr and Mrs Vatelin's room. 912 00:47:52,042 --> 00:47:53,959 Good, I am Mr Va... 913 00:47:54,125 --> 00:47:55,000 Sorry? 914 00:47:57,083 --> 00:47:58,458 I'm Mr Va... in. 915 00:47:58,792 --> 00:47:59,500 What? 916 00:48:00,375 --> 00:48:01,500 I'm Mr Vatelin. 917 00:48:02,792 --> 00:48:05,792 But the other guests... 918 00:48:05,958 --> 00:48:07,875 Reception made a mistake. 919 00:48:08,042 --> 00:48:10,000 Mr and Mrs Van de Broeck. 920 00:48:10,167 --> 00:48:12,042 Confusing, but clear. 921 00:48:12,208 --> 00:48:13,000 Counsellor. 922 00:48:13,167 --> 00:48:16,042 Their room is number 59, 923 00:48:16,208 --> 00:48:18,625 but I put them in 11. 924 00:48:18,792 --> 00:48:20,334 Perfect. Thank you. 925 00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:22,208 I'll let them know. 926 00:48:22,375 --> 00:48:23,375 Mr Vatelin... 927 00:48:24,625 --> 00:48:26,917 - Looking for a woman? - I have what I need. 928 00:48:27,083 --> 00:48:29,041 I'm not offering one. 929 00:48:29,208 --> 00:48:31,333 A lady was asking for you. 930 00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:32,917 She's here. 931 00:48:33,208 --> 00:48:33,916 Already? 932 00:48:34,708 --> 00:48:36,166 Is that all? 933 00:48:44,979 --> 00:48:46,257 René, my love, 934 00:48:46,407 --> 00:48:47,336 you’re here! 935 00:48:47,423 --> 00:48:48,455 Yes, it’s me. 936 00:48:48,540 --> 00:48:49,709 Oh, I’m so happy... 937 00:48:49,907 --> 00:48:51,138 My René! 938 00:48:51,756 --> 00:48:52,740 No, no. 939 00:48:53,756 --> 00:48:54,502 What’s this? 940 00:48:54,833 --> 00:48:56,250 I can't kiss you? 941 00:48:56,502 --> 00:48:57,343 Listen. 942 00:48:57,669 --> 00:49:00,002 You wanted me to come? I came. 943 00:49:02,346 --> 00:49:04,378 I come ? I’ve comen ? 944 00:49:04,583 --> 00:49:06,833 I've come as you asked. 945 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,625 I didn't want a scandal. 946 00:49:08,792 --> 00:49:11,500 But it's all over between us. 947 00:49:11,759 --> 00:49:12,703 It’s over. 948 00:49:13,077 --> 00:49:14,537 How can you be so cruel? 949 00:49:15,148 --> 00:49:16,806 You’re so sweet usually! 950 00:49:16,891 --> 00:49:18,124 No, no, I’m not sweet! 951 00:49:18,783 --> 00:49:20,751 In New York, maybe I was sweet. 952 00:49:20,836 --> 00:49:22,248 But here, in France 953 00:49:22,333 --> 00:49:23,583 I'm not sweet. 954 00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:25,750 I'm angry, violent even. 955 00:49:26,375 --> 00:49:28,583 - You? - Yes, I beat women. 956 00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:32,542 You're funny! 957 00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:34,791 Stay back or I'll hit you. 958 00:49:35,167 --> 00:49:36,209 You'd hit me? 959 00:49:36,625 --> 00:49:37,292 You bet. 960 00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:38,416 Just try. 961 00:49:42,007 --> 00:49:43,554 Here. 962 00:49:44,792 --> 00:49:46,167 You wanna hit me? 963 00:49:46,252 --> 00:49:47,086 All right... 964 00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:54,958 That says it all. 965 00:49:55,875 --> 00:49:56,708 I'm going. 966 00:49:56,793 --> 00:49:59,115 No, no ! René ! Stay ! 967 00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:01,000 Let me out. 968 00:50:01,333 --> 00:50:02,250 Fine. 969 00:50:02,542 --> 00:50:03,625 I'll kilt myself. 970 00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:06,542 Kilt yourself then! 971 00:50:12,333 --> 00:50:13,083 What's that? 972 00:50:13,417 --> 00:50:14,792 Arsenic! 973 00:50:15,292 --> 00:50:16,834 Give me that! 974 00:50:16,972 --> 00:50:19,686 No. I want to drink it all, and die! 975 00:50:19,771 --> 00:50:20,457 No! 976 00:50:20,542 --> 00:50:21,917 I'll do what you want. 977 00:50:22,083 --> 00:50:24,041 - I don't believe you. - I swear. 978 00:50:24,465 --> 00:50:25,623 Everything! 979 00:50:27,042 --> 00:50:28,625 So you me love? 980 00:50:30,542 --> 00:50:31,375 Of course. 981 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,292 I you love. 982 00:50:33,667 --> 00:50:35,125 You me love. 983 00:50:35,375 --> 00:50:37,083 We us love. 984 00:50:37,292 --> 00:50:38,459 You him love... 985 00:50:40,025 --> 00:50:40,914 No! 986 00:50:41,873 --> 00:50:42,889 Shower first. 987 00:50:54,167 --> 00:50:56,042 God, this hotel's noisy. 988 00:51:01,375 --> 00:51:02,542 The second bell! 989 00:51:19,333 --> 00:51:19,958 Sorry. 990 00:51:20,292 --> 00:51:21,667 No harm done. 991 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:27,458 Just a minute. 992 00:51:34,875 --> 00:51:35,708 RenĂ©! 993 00:51:36,375 --> 00:51:37,792 Why're you here? 994 00:51:37,958 --> 00:51:39,625 I was at reception. 995 00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:42,166 I heard, "Vatelin, room 11." 996 00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:45,167 I came here for a girl. 997 00:51:45,252 --> 00:51:46,628 Like you I suppose. 998 00:51:47,672 --> 00:51:49,092 But mine had to cancel. 999 00:51:49,542 --> 00:51:50,875 Her mother's sick. 1000 00:51:51,042 --> 00:51:52,084 Poor thing. 1001 00:51:52,275 --> 00:51:53,291 Oh yes. 1002 00:51:54,751 --> 00:51:57,489 So what should I do ? Go ? No ! 1003 00:51:57,792 --> 00:51:59,667 The detective's coming here. 1004 00:52:00,542 --> 00:52:01,250 The detective? 1005 00:52:01,417 --> 00:52:02,792 The one tailing my wife. 1006 00:52:02,958 --> 00:52:03,833 She's not here. 1007 00:52:04,143 --> 00:52:05,000 Of course not. 1008 00:52:05,595 --> 00:52:06,802 She is at rue Roquepine. 1009 00:52:08,436 --> 00:52:09,571 Are you nervous? 1010 00:52:11,583 --> 00:52:12,500 I don't smoke. 1011 00:52:12,667 --> 00:52:14,792 Why are you shaking? Are you sick? 1012 00:52:17,214 --> 00:52:18,540 Nice! 1013 00:52:18,794 --> 00:52:19,801 Very nice. 1014 00:52:20,958 --> 00:52:22,875 Look, it's an arm. 1015 00:52:23,042 --> 00:52:23,667 I see. 1016 00:52:25,958 --> 00:52:28,625 Whose pretty arm is that, you sly devil? 1017 00:52:30,708 --> 00:52:32,541 It's not a local arm. 1018 00:52:32,792 --> 00:52:33,875 Your wife's? 1019 00:52:34,042 --> 00:52:35,875 Your wife's... my wife's. 1020 00:52:36,042 --> 00:52:36,834 My wife 1021 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,375 who's here. 1022 00:52:40,841 --> 00:52:41,714 Liar. 1023 00:52:42,542 --> 00:52:44,042 It's not your wife's. 1024 00:52:45,917 --> 00:52:47,875 It's your mistress's. 1025 00:52:50,792 --> 00:52:52,459 Yes, my mistress's. 1026 00:52:54,250 --> 00:52:55,292 My mistress... 1027 00:52:55,377 --> 00:52:56,805 is in the bathroom. 1028 00:52:58,250 --> 00:53:00,500 And she stays there, Mr Wayne! 1029 00:53:05,303 --> 00:53:06,462 Why are you hiding it? 1030 00:53:07,851 --> 00:53:09,724 It’s a french sexy game. 1031 00:53:09,809 --> 00:53:11,795 A french sexy game? 1032 00:53:13,629 --> 00:53:14,859 Can anyone play? 1033 00:53:18,625 --> 00:53:19,667 A drink now. 1034 00:53:20,093 --> 00:53:22,013 - Are you sure ? - Oui, she can wait. 1035 00:53:25,259 --> 00:53:25,832 René? 1036 00:53:25,917 --> 00:53:27,250 Why are you here? 1037 00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:29,416 I took the wrong bag. 1038 00:53:38,667 --> 00:53:40,584 And why are you here? 1039 00:53:42,167 --> 00:53:43,709 I missed my flight. 1040 00:53:44,417 --> 00:53:45,834 I'll explain over a drink. 1041 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,042 I don't really have time. 1042 00:53:48,667 --> 00:53:49,750 I insist! 1043 00:53:53,208 --> 00:53:55,333 - So, your flight... - I missed it. 1044 00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:56,958 - And your friend... - Mr Wayne. 1045 00:53:57,125 --> 00:53:58,000 Delighted. 1046 00:53:58,667 --> 00:54:01,125 - You met at Orly? - He's a client. 1047 00:54:01,292 --> 00:54:02,459 Of course. 1048 00:54:02,625 --> 00:54:03,708 What do you mean? 1049 00:54:03,875 --> 00:54:05,417 - Nothing. - What? 1050 00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:08,583 I'll say nothing. 1051 00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:09,500 What? 1052 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,500 Ernest! What do you mean? 1053 00:54:14,667 --> 00:54:16,042 Nearly there. 1054 00:54:16,208 --> 00:54:17,666 Come on, muffin. 1055 00:54:20,071 --> 00:54:21,111 RenĂ©? 1056 00:54:26,301 --> 00:54:27,111 RenĂ©? 1057 00:54:31,917 --> 00:54:32,542 Calm down. 1058 00:54:32,708 --> 00:54:33,958 She's there! 1059 00:54:37,635 --> 00:54:38,690 Where’s my clothes? 1060 00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:42,000 Where is he? 1061 00:54:53,167 --> 00:54:56,000 Stop moaning, it'll pass, muffin. 1062 00:54:57,083 --> 00:54:58,083 Damn colic. 1063 00:55:00,292 --> 00:55:02,042 Good, my bag's here. 1064 00:55:02,542 --> 00:55:03,625 More of them. 1065 00:55:03,958 --> 00:55:04,875 God... 1066 00:55:08,458 --> 00:55:09,375 Better now? 1067 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:12,917 Go to bed. 1068 00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:14,833 Help me. 1069 00:55:16,333 --> 00:55:17,500 How many are they? 1070 00:55:20,417 --> 00:55:21,084 Four? 1071 00:55:22,208 --> 00:55:23,208 Counting RenĂ©. 1072 00:55:23,542 --> 00:55:24,959 Four at once? 1073 00:55:26,458 --> 00:55:27,541 Such vigour. 1074 00:55:28,417 --> 00:55:30,167 I'll do your medicine. 1075 00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:34,292 I'll do your medicine. 1076 00:55:34,458 --> 00:55:35,416 Yes. 1077 00:55:36,792 --> 00:55:37,500 Laudanum. 1078 00:55:38,125 --> 00:55:39,292 Laudanum. 1079 00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:47,375 One, 1080 00:55:47,542 --> 00:55:48,917 two, three... 1081 00:55:51,542 --> 00:55:54,000 Who's ringing bells this late? 1082 00:55:57,875 --> 00:55:59,708 It's getting on my nerves! 1083 00:56:04,125 --> 00:56:05,542 Cut it out! 1084 00:56:08,083 --> 00:56:09,583 It's a real pain. 1085 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,917 Two now. Incredible! 1086 00:56:14,083 --> 00:56:15,375 Is it a contest? 1087 00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:20,000 Sir, what's going on? 1088 00:56:20,917 --> 00:56:22,417 - You're ringing. - Me? 1089 00:56:22,792 --> 00:56:23,959 Stop ringing 1090 00:56:24,125 --> 00:56:26,000 or you'll wake everyone. 1091 00:56:26,417 --> 00:56:27,500 I'm ringing? 1092 00:56:27,667 --> 00:56:28,959 You see me ringing? 1093 00:56:30,042 --> 00:56:30,917 But, sir... 1094 00:56:31,083 --> 00:56:32,291 Get the hell out! 1095 00:56:35,667 --> 00:56:37,417 The ringing's in the bed. 1096 00:56:41,167 --> 00:56:42,584 Is this some joke? 1097 00:56:43,583 --> 00:56:45,416 I bet one's under my wife. 1098 00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:46,417 Muffin... 1099 00:56:46,750 --> 00:56:48,833 What is it? What's wrong? 1100 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,500 Gently with your wife. 1101 00:56:53,917 --> 00:56:54,792 I knew it! 1102 00:56:57,125 --> 00:56:58,792 What kind of hotel is this? 1103 00:56:58,958 --> 00:57:01,166 Get out! Give me back my wife. 1104 00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:03,416 Out with you! 1105 00:57:03,583 --> 00:57:04,333 Leave us be! 1106 00:57:04,792 --> 00:57:06,667 Sorry for the bother. 1107 00:57:06,833 --> 00:57:08,291 What a hotel! 1108 00:57:08,792 --> 00:57:10,875 What did they all want? 1109 00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:13,333 I was feeling better. 1110 00:57:13,708 --> 00:57:15,625 It's not even his room. 1111 00:57:15,792 --> 00:57:18,959 We get odd guests. What are these bells? 1112 00:57:19,125 --> 00:57:20,167 No idea. 1113 00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:29,625 He's my client. 1114 00:57:31,792 --> 00:57:34,125 Not that kind of client! 1115 00:57:34,292 --> 00:57:35,459 A notary's client. 1116 00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:41,458 What's up? 1117 00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:43,833 Mr RĂ©diop, I won't tell your dad. 1118 00:57:44,208 --> 00:57:45,250 Stay! 1119 00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:50,083 - Your dad won't know. - One for the road. 1120 00:57:52,875 --> 00:57:54,167 Who moved the bar? 1121 00:57:54,333 --> 00:57:55,875 Long live America! 1122 00:57:56,417 --> 00:57:57,917 It's back again. 1123 00:57:58,083 --> 00:57:59,916 I'll get a hot-water bottle. 1124 00:58:00,083 --> 00:58:01,125 What? 1125 00:58:01,958 --> 00:58:04,541 I'll get a hot-water bottle. 1126 00:58:04,708 --> 00:58:08,083 I can't understand with the light behind you. 1127 00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:17,000 I'll get a hot-water bottle. 1128 00:58:18,542 --> 00:58:19,959 Yes, that'll help. 1129 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,125 Be right back. 1130 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:34,750 Evening. 1131 00:58:35,125 --> 00:58:36,875 Evening, Counsellor. 1132 00:58:43,667 --> 00:58:46,542 One, one, one, one. 1133 00:58:47,297 --> 00:58:49,202 Where the hell did he put my things? 1134 00:58:53,504 --> 00:58:54,441 Oh my God! 1135 00:59:00,083 --> 00:59:02,166 Wayne sticks like glue! 1136 00:59:04,167 --> 00:59:05,000 Sorry. 1137 00:59:22,708 --> 00:59:25,458 You American women have huge feet. 1138 00:59:27,375 --> 00:59:28,458 Here, sir. 1139 00:59:55,917 --> 00:59:57,542 Beddy-byes, Suzy. 1140 00:59:58,458 --> 01:00:00,166 Careful, muffin, 1141 01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:02,000 it's really hot. 1142 01:00:06,542 --> 01:00:07,667 You crook! 1143 01:00:08,125 --> 01:00:09,500 Who are you? 1144 01:00:10,167 --> 01:00:11,042 Bastard! 1145 01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:11,916 Let go! 1146 01:00:12,083 --> 01:00:12,750 Darling! 1147 01:00:13,292 --> 01:00:15,167 He was in bed with my wife! 1148 01:00:15,333 --> 01:00:16,875 It's not what you think. 1149 01:00:17,375 --> 01:00:18,708 Where're you going? 1150 01:00:18,875 --> 01:00:20,083 Damn gigolo! 1151 01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:20,958 Victoire! 1152 01:00:21,125 --> 01:00:22,208 Where are you? 1153 01:00:34,708 --> 01:00:35,583 Fancy... 1154 01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:37,125 Well? 1155 01:00:37,875 --> 01:00:39,000 Convinced now? 1156 01:00:39,167 --> 01:00:42,334 If my husband asks who I cheat with, tell him. 1157 01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:43,750 Why bother? 1158 01:00:43,917 --> 01:00:45,500 With his best client's son! 1159 01:00:46,417 --> 01:00:47,375 Ernest RĂ©diop! 1160 01:00:48,250 --> 01:00:49,083 The bitch! 1161 01:00:50,292 --> 01:00:51,209 Victoire! 1162 01:00:53,458 --> 01:00:55,291 Here's her "love"! 1163 01:00:56,625 --> 01:00:58,167 Where's my wife? 1164 01:00:58,333 --> 01:00:59,125 Your wife? 1165 01:00:59,292 --> 01:01:00,625 - Tell me! - Me? 1166 01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:10,583 What's that? 1167 01:01:12,042 --> 01:01:13,042 My wife! 1168 01:01:13,208 --> 01:01:14,791 I have what I need. 1169 01:01:14,958 --> 01:01:15,916 Let go of me. 1170 01:01:16,083 --> 01:01:17,041 Good night. 1171 01:01:17,208 --> 01:01:18,875 It's not what you think! 1172 01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:20,935 Son of a bitch! 1173 01:01:22,110 --> 01:01:23,134 Oh baby
 1174 01:01:23,219 --> 01:01:25,158 Don’t you walk away from me! 1175 01:01:28,375 --> 01:01:29,875 That really hurts. 1176 01:01:30,083 --> 01:01:31,208 Help. 1177 01:02:55,625 --> 01:02:58,542 How can anyone get in such a state? 1178 01:02:58,708 --> 01:03:00,166 - What is it? - Nothing. 1179 01:03:00,417 --> 01:03:01,584 Why stand there? 1180 01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:04,833 I hate seeing you wear yourself out. 1181 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,292 Get off my back. 1182 01:03:06,458 --> 01:03:09,875 I'm just saying what I have to say. 1183 01:03:10,042 --> 01:03:11,042 Your props. 1184 01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:12,958 Thank you. 1185 01:03:13,333 --> 01:03:14,583 Sorry, he's senile. 1186 01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:17,500 He's senile... 1187 01:03:19,542 --> 01:03:21,000 Kissing bothers you. 1188 01:03:21,417 --> 01:03:22,334 No... 1189 01:03:23,125 --> 01:03:24,250 I'll see you again? 1190 01:03:24,625 --> 01:03:25,417 Yes. 1191 01:03:25,708 --> 01:03:28,791 Sure. You're all nice until morning. 1192 01:03:30,333 --> 01:03:32,083 Look at you. Drink this. 1193 01:03:32,708 --> 01:03:33,916 Drink! 1194 01:03:37,542 --> 01:03:38,334 What is it? 1195 01:03:38,708 --> 01:03:40,500 Coke, to wake him up. 1196 01:03:41,208 --> 01:03:42,958 Be nice to him, miss. 1197 01:03:43,542 --> 01:03:45,959 He's just a boy of 25. 1198 01:03:47,875 --> 01:03:49,000 Unlike me. 1199 01:03:49,875 --> 01:03:51,625 - I'll go. - I'm out. 1200 01:03:51,792 --> 01:03:53,292 As if I didn't know. 1201 01:04:03,750 --> 01:04:05,625 I'm here to see Ernest RĂ©diop. 1202 01:04:05,792 --> 01:04:06,459 He's out. 1203 01:04:06,625 --> 01:04:08,250 Let me in! 1204 01:04:12,083 --> 01:04:14,333 - What are you doing? - I have to go. 1205 01:04:14,583 --> 01:04:17,125 You can see he isn't here. 1206 01:04:17,292 --> 01:04:19,667 Tell him Victoire Vatelin called. 1207 01:04:19,833 --> 01:04:21,458 The Madam Vatelin? 1208 01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:22,500 Yes. 1209 01:04:22,667 --> 01:04:24,084 That's different. 1210 01:04:24,250 --> 01:04:25,625 Wait here. 1211 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,375 I took you for a floozy. 1212 01:04:27,708 --> 01:04:28,500 What? 1213 01:04:28,667 --> 01:04:30,625 Ernest, Madam Vatelin's here! 1214 01:04:36,792 --> 01:04:37,667 What? 1215 01:04:37,833 --> 01:04:38,916 Madam Vatelin. 1216 01:04:47,375 --> 01:04:48,583 Get rid of the girl. 1217 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:49,875 Understood. 1218 01:04:51,375 --> 01:04:52,375 Victoire... 1219 01:04:53,125 --> 01:04:54,667 - Do you know? - No. 1220 01:04:54,833 --> 01:04:56,500 If I'm here, you can guess. 1221 01:04:56,833 --> 01:04:57,708 What? 1222 01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:58,917 Miss! 1223 01:04:59,250 --> 01:05:00,375 I'm not decent. 1224 01:05:00,625 --> 01:05:01,708 Perfect. 1225 01:05:02,375 --> 01:05:05,083 I caught my husband with a woman. 1226 01:05:05,333 --> 01:05:06,875 A woman? Are you sure? 1227 01:05:07,333 --> 01:05:08,166 Of course. 1228 01:05:12,750 --> 01:05:14,083 So you're here to... 1229 01:05:14,250 --> 01:05:15,500 I keep my word. 1230 01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:17,250 - Right now? - Yes! 1231 01:05:17,417 --> 01:05:18,417 Of course. 1232 01:05:25,250 --> 01:05:26,208 There. 1233 01:05:26,500 --> 01:05:27,333 Thank you. 1234 01:05:35,750 --> 01:05:36,667 A drink? 1235 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,083 No. 1236 01:05:40,250 --> 01:05:41,667 Take my card. 1237 01:05:44,083 --> 01:05:45,083 Call me. 1238 01:05:51,708 --> 01:05:53,791 Having you here beside me, 1239 01:05:54,208 --> 01:05:55,500 only for me... 1240 01:05:55,792 --> 01:05:56,834 I'm flustered. 1241 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,083 Yes, really, it's quite... 1242 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,042 That's all? 1243 01:06:03,083 --> 01:06:04,791 No, that's not all. 1244 01:06:09,500 --> 01:06:10,583 Victoire... 1245 01:06:11,958 --> 01:06:13,125 I'm in heaven. 1246 01:06:13,292 --> 01:06:15,417 Well, I'm certainly not. 1247 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,625 Victoire... 1248 01:06:26,542 --> 01:06:28,250 - Where was I? - "Victoire..." 1249 01:06:30,625 --> 01:06:32,792 Is "Victoire" all you can say? 1250 01:06:32,958 --> 01:06:34,541 Try to understand. 1251 01:06:34,792 --> 01:06:36,084 It's unexpected. 1252 01:06:36,417 --> 01:06:37,917 All this happiness... 1253 01:06:38,083 --> 01:06:39,583 It's too much. 1254 01:06:39,750 --> 01:06:42,125 Come back tomorrow. It's better. 1255 01:06:42,292 --> 01:06:44,292 No, RenĂ©'s on his way. 1256 01:06:45,208 --> 01:06:48,750 When he gets here, I want him to find us. 1257 01:06:48,917 --> 01:06:51,417 What? Why would RenĂ© come here? 1258 01:06:51,667 --> 01:06:53,500 I left a note: "I can cheat too. 1259 01:06:53,667 --> 01:06:56,292 Find me in my lover's arms at Ernest's at noon." 1260 01:06:56,458 --> 01:06:58,625 We nearly made a blunder. 1261 01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:00,416 Good job I resisted. 1262 01:07:01,583 --> 01:07:02,791 I've done nothing. 1263 01:07:02,958 --> 01:07:04,875 Mr Ernest RĂ©diop, please. 1264 01:07:05,042 --> 01:07:05,959 Impossible. 1265 01:07:06,125 --> 01:07:07,625 It is possible. 1266 01:07:07,792 --> 01:07:09,667 He arranged to meet here. 1267 01:07:09,833 --> 01:07:11,291 - It's impossible. - Let me in! 1268 01:07:12,125 --> 01:07:14,083 - Enough! - Really, ma'am. 1269 01:07:16,042 --> 01:07:18,459 Yes, sooner than expected. 1270 01:07:18,625 --> 01:07:20,583 But, Mr RĂ©diop, here I am. 1271 01:07:21,708 --> 01:07:24,083 Avenge me, I'm yours. 1272 01:07:24,250 --> 01:07:25,000 You too? 1273 01:07:25,167 --> 01:07:28,917 Sorry, but you're a little too hasty. 1274 01:07:29,208 --> 01:07:31,458 It was arranged with Mr RĂ©diop. 1275 01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:33,333 I was here first. 1276 01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:36,917 Perhaps, but I booked him yesterday. 1277 01:07:37,083 --> 01:07:38,833 I don't care if you did. 1278 01:07:40,208 --> 01:07:42,750 How about asking my opinion? 1279 01:07:43,875 --> 01:07:44,750 All right. 1280 01:07:45,167 --> 01:07:47,125 Which one of us first? 1281 01:07:47,750 --> 01:07:49,167 Yes, which one? 1282 01:07:50,417 --> 01:07:52,459 Off the top of my head... 1283 01:07:54,167 --> 01:07:55,084 I don't know. 1284 01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:56,417 Neither one. 1285 01:08:00,792 --> 01:08:02,084 The oaf! 1286 01:08:04,833 --> 01:08:05,833 Swine! 1287 01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:07,917 There! 1288 01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:11,875 - We agreed! - No. 1289 01:08:12,292 --> 01:08:13,084 Ernest! 1290 01:08:20,875 --> 01:08:21,833 Ernest! 1291 01:08:30,750 --> 01:08:32,417 - Hello. - Really, sir... 1292 01:08:32,583 --> 01:08:33,458 Where is she? 1293 01:08:33,625 --> 01:08:34,792 Why's he here? 1294 01:08:35,167 --> 01:08:36,292 This is perfect. 1295 01:08:36,458 --> 01:08:37,500 What do you mean? 1296 01:08:37,667 --> 01:08:38,709 I need an avenger. 1297 01:08:38,875 --> 01:08:39,792 Victoire! 1298 01:08:39,958 --> 01:08:40,791 What? 1299 01:08:40,958 --> 01:08:42,541 Just to fool my husband. 1300 01:08:42,708 --> 01:08:44,291 Ok. Where do I go? 1301 01:08:46,625 --> 01:08:47,917 - It's a bit... - Go on. 1302 01:08:48,083 --> 01:08:49,333 I know she's here. 1303 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:51,208 Let me in. Victoire! 1304 01:08:55,708 --> 01:08:57,166 - Alone? - As you see. 1305 01:08:57,333 --> 01:08:58,166 I'm lost. 1306 01:08:58,333 --> 01:09:00,166 - Been here long? - I just arrived. 1307 01:09:00,333 --> 01:09:01,791 Where's RĂ©diop? 1308 01:09:01,958 --> 01:09:03,458 I'm waiting for him. 1309 01:09:03,833 --> 01:09:06,500 - What do you want? - To save you. 1310 01:09:07,458 --> 01:09:10,125 I'll snatch you from RĂ©diop's arms. 1311 01:09:10,458 --> 01:09:12,000 By what right? 1312 01:09:12,667 --> 01:09:13,875 By what right? 1313 01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:17,292 The right conferred by a night of trouble. 1314 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,375 I've been cited twice, 1315 01:09:21,333 --> 01:09:23,500 but I'm totally innocent. 1316 01:09:23,667 --> 01:09:25,750 Attacked by a husband I don't know 1317 01:09:25,917 --> 01:09:27,875 over a woman I don't know. 1318 01:09:28,042 --> 01:09:30,500 I even got punched in the face. 1319 01:09:30,792 --> 01:09:33,334 By the husband I don't know 1320 01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:36,125 over the wife I don't know. 1321 01:09:36,833 --> 01:09:40,375 A divorce because of that scary blue woman. 1322 01:09:40,917 --> 01:09:42,000 A stranger. 1323 01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:44,167 And you run to another? 1324 01:09:44,333 --> 01:09:47,250 He wins and I end up a fool? No way! 1325 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,500 Couldn't you... 1326 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,167 Well, yes. 1327 01:09:54,042 --> 01:09:55,334 It's true. 1328 01:09:56,542 --> 01:09:57,750 Why RĂ©diop? 1329 01:09:58,375 --> 01:10:00,167 That's right. Why? 1330 01:10:00,917 --> 01:10:03,917 You proved my husband was unfaithful. 1331 01:10:04,917 --> 01:10:06,709 Absolutely! 1332 01:10:06,875 --> 01:10:08,917 So you should avenge me. 1333 01:10:09,583 --> 01:10:10,375 Really? 1334 01:10:10,542 --> 01:10:11,709 Really, yes. 1335 01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:12,625 Victoire! 1336 01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:14,958 You'd make me so happy! 1337 01:10:31,792 --> 01:10:33,500 Am I beautiful like this? 1338 01:10:33,792 --> 01:10:34,667 Like it? 1339 01:10:35,167 --> 01:10:37,542 You're sublime! 1340 01:10:37,708 --> 01:10:38,916 Good. Sit down. 1341 01:10:39,208 --> 01:10:40,000 Sorry? 1342 01:10:40,167 --> 01:10:41,042 Sit down. 1343 01:10:41,208 --> 01:10:42,958 - I thought... - Sit! 1344 01:10:49,292 --> 01:10:51,084 Take off your shirt. 1345 01:10:51,583 --> 01:10:53,583 I'm in a singlet... 1346 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,042 Take it off! 1347 01:11:07,208 --> 01:11:08,166 And now? 1348 01:11:08,542 --> 01:11:10,417 Sit here next to me. 1349 01:11:11,667 --> 01:11:12,625 I obey. 1350 01:11:16,833 --> 01:11:18,000 Why wait? 1351 01:11:18,167 --> 01:11:19,667 Take this off. 1352 01:11:32,417 --> 01:11:33,834 Do I look silly? 1353 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,250 It's ugly. 1354 01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:45,583 Like your hair. 1355 01:11:49,667 --> 01:11:50,625 Calm down! 1356 01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:53,708 I'm not made of stone! 1357 01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:55,542 - What did I say? - Sorry. 1358 01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:19,084 Why wait? 1359 01:12:30,542 --> 01:12:32,125 Finally! RenĂ©... 1360 01:12:32,542 --> 01:12:33,375 RenĂ©? 1361 01:12:33,542 --> 01:12:35,959 What's he doing here? 1362 01:12:36,458 --> 01:12:37,708 RenĂ© Vatelin? 1363 01:12:38,042 --> 01:12:39,750 Go on, take me! 1364 01:12:39,917 --> 01:12:40,917 No. 1365 01:12:41,083 --> 01:12:42,208 Yes! 1366 01:12:44,375 --> 01:12:45,625 Let me in! 1367 01:12:47,625 --> 01:12:48,958 No! RenĂ©! 1368 01:12:50,375 --> 01:12:51,167 I don't believe it! 1369 01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:53,208 It's not what you think. 1370 01:12:53,375 --> 01:12:55,917 Let me explain. I came to see RĂ©diop. 1371 01:12:56,250 --> 01:12:57,583 Dressed like that? 1372 01:12:57,750 --> 01:12:58,917 What's going on? 1373 01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:00,333 Why're you here? 1374 01:13:00,625 --> 01:13:01,875 I came to see you. 1375 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,083 No, you came to make love to me. 1376 01:13:06,375 --> 01:13:07,417 She admits it. 1377 01:13:08,042 --> 01:13:09,000 Victoire... 1378 01:13:12,292 --> 01:13:13,667 Clothilde? You're here? 1379 01:13:13,833 --> 01:13:15,791 I was with my lover too. 1380 01:13:16,042 --> 01:13:17,000 Your lover? 1381 01:13:17,375 --> 01:13:18,250 Yes. 1382 01:13:18,875 --> 01:13:20,292 I'll strangle him. 1383 01:13:20,625 --> 01:13:22,375 Where is the coward? 1384 01:13:22,542 --> 01:13:23,250 It's me. 1385 01:13:24,542 --> 01:13:25,750 The butler? 1386 01:13:26,917 --> 01:13:28,334 Sorry, how old are you? 1387 01:13:28,500 --> 01:13:29,917 I'm over 18, sir. 1388 01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:31,041 I guessed. 1389 01:13:31,208 --> 01:13:32,541 I want a divorce. 1390 01:13:32,708 --> 01:13:33,875 What did she say? 1391 01:13:34,875 --> 01:13:37,208 Edouard, how could you? 1392 01:13:37,583 --> 01:13:38,791 Didn't you hear? 1393 01:13:38,958 --> 01:13:41,333 She wants a divorce for an old fart! 1394 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:42,375 Clothilde! 1395 01:13:43,625 --> 01:13:44,792 Victoire... 1396 01:13:50,417 --> 01:13:52,417 Don't get in such a state. 1397 01:13:53,583 --> 01:13:54,833 What a waste. 1398 01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:55,917 Come on, RenĂ©. 1399 01:13:58,792 --> 01:14:01,542 I'm suffering, my heart's broken! 1400 01:14:02,292 --> 01:14:04,125 I saw them there.... 1401 01:14:04,333 --> 01:14:06,416 It'll be all right. 1402 01:14:07,458 --> 01:14:09,750 For you maybe, not for me. 1403 01:14:10,917 --> 01:14:13,667 Another man's wife, I wouldn't care. 1404 01:14:14,167 --> 01:14:17,709 But having mine cheat on me is just too... 1405 01:14:18,708 --> 01:14:19,875 I'll be frank. 1406 01:14:21,792 --> 01:14:24,959 She wrote she'd be in her lover's arms. 1407 01:14:25,125 --> 01:14:27,167 You should have guessed! 1408 01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:29,916 A cheating wife doesn't send an invitation. 1409 01:14:30,625 --> 01:14:31,500 Really? 1410 01:14:31,833 --> 01:14:33,208 It's to make you jealous. 1411 01:14:33,375 --> 01:14:35,000 She wants revenge. 1412 01:14:35,167 --> 01:14:37,042 This set-up proves it. 1413 01:14:37,708 --> 01:14:39,041 You catching her. 1414 01:14:39,208 --> 01:14:41,750 Even the man she chose. Pontagnac... 1415 01:14:41,917 --> 01:14:43,084 You're right. 1416 01:14:43,250 --> 01:14:44,583 You fell for it. 1417 01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:46,292 You're no tactician. 1418 01:14:46,458 --> 01:14:47,666 I'm a notary. 1419 01:14:47,833 --> 01:14:48,708 True. 1420 01:14:49,958 --> 01:14:52,458 Please, talk to my wife. 1421 01:14:53,083 --> 01:14:57,083 Say I love only her, that I'm a faithful husband. 1422 01:14:57,333 --> 01:14:58,916 After last night? 1423 01:14:59,250 --> 01:15:01,708 Last night? You've no idea... 1424 01:15:01,875 --> 01:15:03,542 That woman's feet! 1425 01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:06,083 I never cheated. 1426 01:15:06,250 --> 01:15:08,250 Just once, in New York. 1427 01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:11,792 After a month alone. I'm only human. 1428 01:15:11,958 --> 01:15:13,375 For me, it was over. 1429 01:15:13,958 --> 01:15:14,791 But then... 1430 01:15:16,208 --> 01:15:18,125 the American woman turned up. 1431 01:15:18,750 --> 01:15:20,708 She threatened suicide. 1432 01:15:21,833 --> 01:15:23,416 I gave in out of fear. 1433 01:15:23,583 --> 01:15:25,833 A pity Victoire can't hear. 1434 01:15:26,042 --> 01:15:28,292 I'm sure she'd believe me. 1435 01:15:29,208 --> 01:15:31,666 She'd see my regret and the love 1436 01:15:31,833 --> 01:15:33,083 in my eyes. 1437 01:15:33,792 --> 01:15:36,542 She'd put her tiny hand in mine. 1438 01:15:37,208 --> 01:15:39,166 And I'd hear her say, 1439 01:15:39,375 --> 01:15:41,500 "RenĂ©, I forgive you." 1440 01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:47,375 RenĂ©, I forgive you. 1441 01:15:47,542 --> 01:15:48,542 You hurt me. 1442 01:15:48,792 --> 01:15:49,917 So did you. 1443 01:15:50,583 --> 01:15:52,750 Victoire, dear, I love you. 1444 01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:54,333 I love you too. 1445 01:16:00,583 --> 01:16:02,416 I love you both too. 1446 01:16:03,375 --> 01:16:04,792 Next time, let me know. 1447 01:20:00,042 --> 01:20:01,625 THE FOOL 1448 01:20:01,833 --> 01:20:03,500 My condolences, ma'am. 1449 01:20:03,667 --> 01:20:04,875 I'm devastated. 1450 01:20:05,042 --> 01:20:06,250 It's so sudden. 1451 01:20:06,958 --> 01:20:09,125 Heart attacks are like that. 1452 01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:12,500 Strolling on the Croisette... 1453 01:20:13,958 --> 01:20:15,875 You returned alone. 1454 01:20:17,208 --> 01:20:19,666 Gather all the heirs. 1455 01:20:20,917 --> 01:20:23,250 In Cannes? That's possible. 1456 01:20:28,208 --> 01:20:29,291 What? 1457 01:20:29,917 --> 01:20:31,459 Another marriage? 1458 01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:35,166 So, out of wedlock? 1459 01:20:36,542 --> 01:20:37,750 With the maid? 1460 01:20:38,333 --> 01:20:39,291 That's tricky. 1461 01:20:40,042 --> 01:20:42,042 Yes, he must be informed. 1462 01:20:44,708 --> 01:20:45,500 Done. 1463 01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:47,583 I haven't informed him. 1464 01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:49,417 Madam... 1465 01:20:50,833 --> 01:20:53,041 It's the circle of life. 1466 01:20:56,417 --> 01:20:58,209 The circle of life, Jean. 1467 01:25:15,417 --> 01:25:17,875 Subtitles by Ian Burley 1468 01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:20,375 Subtitling: HIVENTY 79980

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