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JUNE:
Enjoy, okay?
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Come back again. Bye.
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Well...
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if it isn't
the tree guy.
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Uh, can I get a bag
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of your finest
brussels sprouts, please?Yes, sir.
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You want those pickled?
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Nope, I'm good, thank you.
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Please, uh, stop harassing
the people in our line, Randy.
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I'm just saying
that you can pickle anything.
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I pickled a quarter once.
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Do not know
what to do with that.
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Um, so do you guys have
any Halloween plans?
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Yeah, yeah, we're
going to a party.
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Um, you know the
actor Liam Neeson?
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Yeah, it's his annual
Halloween thing, so...
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Yeah, he has a very
particular set of skills,
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which allow him to throw
a killer party.
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[laughs] Oh, I didn't know
he lived in the area.
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That sounds amazing.
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Oh, oh, yeah.
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It's-it's not
really a bringer.
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What? No, I didn't want to--
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I-I couldn't even go,
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because...
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Sam and I are throwing
our own Halloween party.
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Cool.Yeah, it is cool.
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It's pretty exclusive. I was
gonna invite the both of you,
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but you seem ocupado.
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JUNE: Hey, it's no problem
at all. We'll, um,
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we'll stop by
before Liam's.
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Yeah, it could be
a nice fresh start
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after the whole tree thing.Yeah.
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Great.
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Uh, what time should I be there?
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♪ ♪
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JAY:
Which is why
we now have to throw
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a Halloween party
tomorrow night.
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What's going on?
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Oh, Jay wants
to throw a Halloween party
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to follow through on a lie
he told our neighbors.
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Well, I can't cancel.
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They'll think I made
the whole thing up.
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Which I don't want them to know.
June and Ally are really cool.
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And they're the only
people under 40
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within a ten-mile radius.
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And I'd really like
for them to like us.
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Well, you know we don't
love Halloween.
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But we do love a party.
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And we haven't had a gala at
Woodstone Mansion for decades.
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Count me in.
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And when you say count you in,
you mean you'll be here,
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as always, wearing the same
clothes as always?
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Precisely.
Sam, ask Jay
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if plus-ones are allowed.
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Isaac wants to know if it's
okay if he brings Nigel.
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
any invisible people
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who want to come, totally fine.
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Oh, God.
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I am so nervous.
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This is our first party
as whatever it is we are now.
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Boyfriends?Ah, it's just
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so lovey-dovey.
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Murderer and victim?
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Not loving the sound
of that one either.
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Look,
I want this house filled
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with sexy nurses as much
as the next ghost.
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But a last-second party
is a tricky proposition.
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Halloween is
a very competitive holiday.
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Trevor's worried
that nobody's going to show.
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And it's not the worst point.
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I mean, isn't everybody
already doing stuff?
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Babe, come on.
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Who doesn't want to go
to a Halloween rager
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in a spooky mansion?
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It's gonna be awesome.
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["Ghost Town" by The Specials
playing]
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Go ahead, name something.
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I don't know, man.
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A strawberry?
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Yep, it can be pickled.
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Okay, well, I'm going to
get us some more drinks.
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I've been in relationships that
had more people than this party.
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So, tell us about your costume.
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I'm Ruth Maid-er Ginsburg.
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I'm here to clean up the mess
left behind by the patriarchy.
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Feminism has ruined
this sacred holiday.
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JUNE:
Aw, man.
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This feather duster would be
perfect for this costume.
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Take it.Seriously?
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Of course, um...
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Can I interest you
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in a beady-eyed raven
while we're at it?
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Don't just give that away.
That taxidermist
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did President Garfield's
beagle.
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Thank you
for coming.
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I know the turnout has been
subpar to say the least.
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On the contrary, I am quite
fond of who is in attendance.
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And it is still early.
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Perhaps reinforcements
will arrive.
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[both groaning]
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Wasn't me.
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What is that horrid smell?
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Pete.
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It was Pete.
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When the Livings walk
through him, it smells.
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Stinky Pete is
what we call him.
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Yep, guilty
as charged.
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[chuckles]
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P.U.! Am I right?
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Okay, Randy either just farted
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or Isaac got walked through.
It doesn't matter.
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This party is a disaster.
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I told you
no one was gonna show.
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A last-minute Halloween invite--
it's mission: impossible.
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Just because
the party's small
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doesn't mean
we can't make it fun.
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In my day, the occult was
all the rage. Why not conduct
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a séance? What's more
Halloween than that?
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That's interesting.
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I had one once to impress
Mrs. Astor, and it worked.
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The lights flickered, the
smell of death surrounded us,
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and I'm just now
realizing that was
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Thor and Isaac
messing with us.
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They got you so good.Uh-huh.
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Jay, the ghosts are saying
that we should have a séance,
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and they can use
their powers to make it spooky
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for June and Ally.Whatever gets Randy
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to stop telling me
about things he can pickle,
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I'm in.
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♪ ♪
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Spirits, we ask you
to open your doors
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to the realm
of the dead.
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I can't believe some people
think this stuff is real.
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Pete, you're a ghost.[sighs] That's a fair point.
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Now everybody hold hands
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and repeat after me.
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Spirit, spirit,
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draw in near.
From beyond, join us here.
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ALL:
Spirit, spirit,
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draw in near.
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From beyond,
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join us here.
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[thunder crashes][all gasping]
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Thor, you messing
with the lights?[both shouting]
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[gasps]
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[crickets chirping]
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[screams]That's not funny!
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[ghosts shouting, clamoring]It's happening!
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Hey, spirits?
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Uh, if you're there, could you,
like, flick the lights or...
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hum or something?
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[ghosts screaming, clamoring]
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Oh.
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Spirits?
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What the Hades?
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[gasps]
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Mrs. Woodstone?
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Molly.
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Who is that?
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That is the maid who was
sleeping with Hetty's husband.
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[growls]
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So, is that it?
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Are we done?
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Yep.
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Sorry, that was pretty lame.
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How dare you show
your face here, Molly?
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You think I want
to be here?
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I don't even know
how I got here.
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Samantha, send her back.
Send her back this instant.
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Hi. Trevor Lefkowitz.
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Yes, I'm not wearing pants.
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But it's because
of a hero move.
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Sasappis.
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It's a pleasure to meet you.
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I watched you for years.
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But respectfully,
not in a creepy way.
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Wow, smooth, bro.
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I have to ask,
what is it like up there?
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All I'll say is,
it's remarkable.
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But beyond that, I can't say
anything specific or I'll melt.
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In fact, I'm not even sure
I was supposed to say that,
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but I didn't melt,
so I guess it's okay.
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[all chuckling]
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Well, everybody's gone.
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Party's over.
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What gives, ghosts?
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That séance was a dud.
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SAMANTHA:
Actually it worked.
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Worked in what way?
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In the way that a portal
in the ceiling opened up
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and now we have a maid
from the Gilded Age
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in our kitchen.
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That is awesome!
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It most certainly is not.
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Hetty hates her, and the maid
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just wants
to be sent back.
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I can't believe it worked.
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I bet because it's Halloween.
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You know they say
the border between the living
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and the dead
thins on Halloween.
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If you're right,
then that means our window
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to send her back
closes at midnight.
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Unless she wants to stay?Yeah, she just got here.
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[shushes]No, I'd like to leave
and go back
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to the place where everything's
perfect all the time.
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SAMANTHA:
Okay, so how do
we send her back?
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Easy, we just do
a reverse curse.
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What?We do another séance,
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but this time to send her back.
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It's like the movie Big,
he made one wish to get big,
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and then he had to make
another wish to reverse it.
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Do it, do it.
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Don't worry, Molly.
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We're gonna find your dog.
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[pats arm]
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BOTH:
Spirit, spirit, listen clear.
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From the beyond, leave us here.
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It's not working.
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Well, we tried.
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I have a TV in my room.
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She's never seen a refrigerator,
but, sure, lead with TV.
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So the harlot
just remains?
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Well, I may have
been a harlot,
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but what about you?
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You were a cruel
and vindictive boss.
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It's too late
for flattery.
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Hey, that's
the same feather duster
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Jay gave that neighbor lady.
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What's going on?
Did it work?
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No, it didn't, but did
you give a feather duster
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to June or Ally?
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Yeah, and they took it to
Liam Neeson's party. Why?
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Well, the ghost maid has
one on her right now.
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That's why she
was summoned.
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And that's why the reverse
séance didn't work.
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We need the feather duster here.
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Thor think Thor understand.
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In Bighe had to find
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the Zoltar machine
to reverse the curse.
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The feather duster
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is our Zoltar machine.
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And Thor lost now.
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So we just need to get it back.
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Yes, uh, except I don't know
where Liam Neeson lives.
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I do.
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Good grief, man,
I thought you left.
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No way. I'm not leaving
my best friend's party.
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Okay, we'll unpack
that later.
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You know where
Liam lives?
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Oh, yeah, huge pickle guy.
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I deliver to him all the time.
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But you need to drive.
I Rollerbladed here.
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Oh, I bet that would
taste terrific
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if we could physically
interact with food.
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Uh-oh.
257
00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:24,607
Here comes Stinky Pete.
[chuckles]
258
00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:26,435
Watch out
for those Livings, chap.
259
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,132
It does smell terrible
260
00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:30,047
when they walk through him.
[laughs]
261
00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:31,962
[laughing]:
Yep, I am repulsive.
262
00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:34,791
Can I talk to you
for a quick sec, Isaac?
263
00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:36,227
Of course.
Nigel, excuse me.
264
00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:37,838
Yes.
265
00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:41,842
Look, I am more than happy
to help a friend,
266
00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:44,845
but Nigel will find out
eventually.
267
00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:47,108
It's just...
268
00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:49,371
[whispers]:
It's so embarrassing.
269
00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:52,461
I mean, what if I tell him
and he doesn't like me anymore?
270
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,855
Well, then there are plenty
of other fish in the sea.
271
00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:59,120
Okay, not plenty, but there
is that one other guy.
272
00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,600
And I don't know
what Thor means when he talks
273
00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,123
about "boat rules,"
but that sounds...
274
00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:05,039
Oh, my God, please stop talking.Okay.
275
00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:08,216
How did that floozy get
to heaven and not me?
276
00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:10,610
She's the adulterer,
she brought shame on my home.
277
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:14,135
Hetty, maybe her being here
is an opportunity.
278
00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:16,050
You mean for me to push her
down the stairs?
279
00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:17,399
That is not bad, Samantha.
280
00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:19,183
She would heal instantly,
281
00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:19,923
but it would be fun
to watch her tumble.
282
00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:21,577
No, I mean an opportunity
283
00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:22,534
for you to get closure.
284
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,101
By forgiving her.
285
00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:26,103
Who knows? Maybe it could
even help you to move on.
286
00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:29,063
Forgiveness? Closure?
287
00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:30,891
I'm sorry,
the words are ridiculous enough,
288
00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,675
but coming from someone
in that wig,
289
00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,590
I simply cannot.
290
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:36,157
ALBERTA:
Probably just as well.
291
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,680
I don't really think
Molly wants any part
292
00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,856
of talking to Hetty either.
293
00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:41,945
In the cult, when two people
had a problem, we'd lock them
294
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:44,426
in a room together
until they worked it out.
295
00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:46,080
Or killed each other,
296
00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:48,430
but these two are
already dead, so we're golden.
297
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,475
We can't lock 'em
in a room, Flower.
298
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,042
They're ghosts, they'll just
walk out through the walls.
299
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,479
Wait, there is
one room in this house
300
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:56,699
with walls
they can't walk through.
301
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,006
Can one of you walk through the
door and see what's in there?
302
00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:01,704
I'll do it. A Pinecone Trooper's
always up for an adventure.
303
00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:04,838
[grunting]
Oh, Peter!
304
00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:07,014
I've never seen
that happen before.
305
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:09,364
[gasps]
The vault.
306
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,976
Thanks for coming
down here, guys.
307
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,239
I dropped an earring earlier,
and I need help looking for it.
308
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,850
But all your jewelry
is so cheap.
309
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,678
Why even bother?
310
00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,680
[gasps]
311
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,551
Wait, what's she
doing in here?
312
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,770
What's going on, Samantha?
313
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,032
Okay, there is
no earring.
314
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:26,686
I just think
you guys should talk.
315
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,819
They're in.No, no, no, wait, Flower!
316
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,473
No, no, no, no!
317
00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:33,997
Oh, boy.
318
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,564
Ah!
Oh, sweetie.
319
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,957
Sam's inside.
320
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:38,698
You just locked her in.
321
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,090
Was that not the plan?
322
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:41,439
Go!
323
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:42,484
[grunting]
324
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,138
The handle's made from
325
00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:44,791
a different material
than the door!
326
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:45,922
We need help.
327
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,619
I'll go get Sam.
328
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,796
She'll know what to do.
329
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,973
It's honestly shocking
she lived as long as she did.
330
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,894
How are we not able
to go through the wall?
331
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:04,332
Because your former lover
332
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:06,813
for some reason built this vault
333
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,771
out of a material
impenetrable to ghosts.
334
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,947
And impenetrable
to cell service apparently.
335
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:13,297
Oh, God. I could die in here.
I could actually die.
336
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:16,083
You can make
any situation about you.
337
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,128
Meanwhile, I am stuck
down here with someone
338
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,043
whose company I do not enjoy.
339
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,653
How long do you think
it took Elias
340
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,568
to suffocate?
MOLLY:
That's Elias?
341
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:26,615
His actual body?Yes, and why haven't
you removed him yet?
342
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,704
We're trying to space out
our corpse removals.
343
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,141
Do you think it was painful,
his death in here?
344
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,491
I like to fantasize
that it was agonizing,
345
00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:35,537
full of misery and pain.
346
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,495
His hungry lungs crying out
347
00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,976
for air that would not come.
348
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,326
Or...
349
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,285
perhaps it was lovely.
350
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,940
Oh, God.
351
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,593
[lively chatter]
352
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,291
JAY:
Wow.
353
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,554
This is like Jedi money.
354
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:55,905
What the hell is this?
355
00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:58,560
I don't know, man,
it looks like a cornichon.
356
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,562
This isn't one of mine.
357
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:02,216
So this is
how I find out.
358
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,174
Okay.
359
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,046
I'm gonna go find
June and Ally.
360
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,917
Have fun.
361
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,484
L-Liam?
362
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:10,964
Flower, what were
you thinking?
363
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,792
Why did you lock Sam
inside there, too?
364
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,358
I don't know,
I got confused.
365
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,230
I'm Flower.
366
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,666
Unfortunately that's
hard to argue with.
367
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,494
Oh, Trevor, any
luck texting Jay?
368
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,148
No, the iPad's in a drawer.
369
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:22,540
Poke I can do,
but pull?
370
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:23,977
That thing might
as well be in Fort Knox.
371
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,327
How long till Sam
runs out of air?
372
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,024
Has anyone ever seen
someone suffocate?
No.
373
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,634
Does strangling count?
374
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,421
Only take couple of minutes,
but very tough on thumbs.
375
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,423
Okay, that took
a dark turn.
376
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,729
[lively chatter]
377
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:42,996
June! Ally!
Wow, what a surprise.
378
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,780
What, what are you doing here?
379
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:45,825
Well, it's a funny story.
380
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,348
I need
that feather duster back.
381
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,916
Like, right now?
382
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:52,527
You got an antique
feather duster emergency?
383
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,268
I do, Ally.
Very well put.
384
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:57,010
Can I give it back
to you after the party?
385
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:58,707
It, it just kind of
completes my costume.
386
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,144
I wish that worked
for me.
387
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,800
Do you know how weird
you're being right now?
388
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,410
All too well.
389
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,673
Sorry, thank you, and, uh...
390
00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:11,589
hang soon, all right.
[whoops]
391
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,982
[chuckles]
Excuse me.
392
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,854
Are these Elias's claw marks?
393
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,899
That doesn't seem good.
394
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,727
Your plan was to lock me in here
395
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,424
with my husband's seductress?
396
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:23,123
Wait, you think I seduced him?
397
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:26,256
Of course I do. He was rich,
from a powerful family.
398
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,824
And you were... Irish.
399
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:32,001
Well, he pursued me.
400
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,961
And I wasn't interested, but...
401
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,877
I didn't know what to say,
so I didn't say anything.
402
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:40,140
Power dynamics.What?
403
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,794
Should really be conserving
oxygen right now, but here goes.
404
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,449
Elias was in a position of power
405
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:48,452
over Molly, which he knew, and
I'm sure you needed that job.
406
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,628
Yes. I had a child to feed.
407
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:53,327
And my husband had perished
at the mill.
408
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,720
Our mill?
[smacks lips]
409
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:58,810
I... did not know that.
410
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,683
But I guess I can't blame you
for hating me.
411
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,686
He was your husband
and your cousin.
412
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,340
Mm.And you loved him.
413
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,168
Ha! I didn't love him.
414
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:10,648
I married him because my father
had to close a land deal.
415
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,085
I quite disliked him.
416
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,478
You see?
You were both victims of Elias.
417
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:17,394
No.No, that is just
the way things were.
418
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,614
But the way things were
was wrong.
419
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,659
You shouldn't be mad at each
other when the real culprit
420
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,574
is right there.
421
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,750
Both of you were stuck
in a patriarchal system
422
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,491
that pitted women
against each other,
423
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,189
because holding a man
accountable wasn't an option.
424
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:30,886
[groans]
We get it, you're a feminist.
425
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,844
But...
426
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,978
...you may have a point.
427
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,153
Thank you.
428
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:38,763
So...
429
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,374
you hated him, too?
430
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:41,984
Hated him?
431
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:45,031
I despised him.Oh.
432
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,076
Did you know I sent him to hell?
433
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,470
Did you? That's wonderful.Mm-hmm.
434
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,515
I hope he didn't give you
syphilis.
435
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:54,083
Nope. I gave him syphilis.
436
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:56,042
[Hetty chuckling]Oh, that's sweet.
437
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,434
[laughs]
438
00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:58,914
JAY:
Babe!
439
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,742
I got the feather duster.
440
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,613
I alienated June and Ally
for good,
441
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:05,312
but I got to see what kind
of cheese Liam Neeson likes,
442
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,096
so that's cool.
443
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:08,576
Babe, where are you?
444
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,491
Okay, Thor, now do your thing.
445
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,797
We got to get him to the
hidden entrance to the vault.
446
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,625
[Thorfinn grunting]
447
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:15,626
JAY:
Thorfinn?
448
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,193
Is that you
449
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:18,803
or 100-year-old wiring?
450
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:22,503
Thor growing... weary.
451
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:26,159
Uh, do you want me to go
to the powder room?
452
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,552
Okay, thank you, Spooky Lassie.
453
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,641
Ah, it's working!
454
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,382
Okay, I'm in here.
455
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,384
Now what?
456
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,517
[overlapping shouting]
457
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:43,263
Ah, the mirror.
458
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:44,655
[all groaning, clamoring]I get it.
459
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,657
No Pants can write
me a message
460
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:49,051
if I fog it up.
461
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,227
Okay, I guess
that will work, too.
462
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:53,795
[water running]This is gonna
take a minute.
463
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:03,283
You guys want to hear
about Liam's cheeses?
464
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,813
"Sam safe." Great!
465
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,945
Thanks, ghosts, I was
starting to getting worried.
466
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,512
"Sam safe"?!
467
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:17,601
It was shorter than "vault."
I was trying to be succinct.
468
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,342
Flick the lights again, Thor!
469
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,518
[grunting]
470
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,390
Thor out of juice.
471
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,696
Aw, we have to get him back
in there, or Sam's gonna die!
472
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,960
Hold your noses,
everyone.
473
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,658
Nigel, I'm sorry. Aah!
474
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:32,007
[all gasp]
475
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,661
[groans]
476
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,055
JAY:Oh, man!
477
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,882
[groans]
I know that smell.
478
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:39,536
That's Isaac.
479
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,190
Wait a minute.
480
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,105
Is there something else
you need to tell me?
481
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:44,628
THORFINN: Yes, finally!FLOWER: Hurry!
482
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,543
You're Stinky Pete?
483
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:47,849
Yes.
484
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,069
Stinky Pete is I.
485
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,635
Okay, not the most pressing,
but it feels like
486
00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:52,984
we can retire the nickname now.
487
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,074
"Sam in safe."
[gasps]
488
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,163
Sam's in the safe?!Yes.
489
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:04,170
Her breathing
seems labored.
490
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,781
I am rooting for you, Samantha,
but, on the other hand,
491
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,826
it would be nice
to spend eternity together.
492
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,698
Sort of a win-win
situation.
493
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,308
[grunting]
494
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,615
Jay, thank God!Don't worry.
495
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,007
I got you.
496
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,705
You okay? What are you
doing in the vault?
497
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:18,923
Ghost thing.
498
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,795
How did you find me?
499
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:23,058
Ghost thing.
500
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,634
Okay, we have three minutes
till midnight, let's do this.
501
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:36,071
I guess this is goodbye.
502
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,681
It is amazing, you know.
503
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:40,293
That the one Irish person
I truly took
504
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,164
the time to get to know
505
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:44,035
is also the only decent one.
506
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,212
I'm not sure that's
the right takeaway here.
507
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,431
It's progress,
let her have it.
508
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:51,608
I don't blame you if
you want to end things.
509
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:54,263
Isaac, I don't want
to end things.
510
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:57,440
I am disappointed you felt
you couldn't be honest with me.
511
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,616
But I think
your power is impressive.
512
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,966
You can still
affect worldly matters.
513
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:04,708
And you're my date.
514
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,624
Not bad for a skinny Brit
with webbed feet.
515
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,757
[laughs]
516
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:12,063
"Webbed feet"?
Good one, Nigel.
517
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,283
Yes.
518
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,981
Could you imagine?
519
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,809
[both laughing]
520
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,594
We're sure we're making
the right decision?
521
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:23,292
I mean, they're good now.Let's do this.
522
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:25,207
Are you ready?JAY: Yeah, uh...
523
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:26,687
got the duster.Okay.
524
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:29,777
BOTH:
Spirit, spirit, listen clear.
525
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:33,694
From the beyond, leave us here.
526
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,870
[gasps]
527
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,527
Take me with you!
528
00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:42,616
I've changed!
529
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,574
Let me ride you
while you get sucked off!
530
00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:46,489
Don't leave me here
with these peasants!
531
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,622
Take me with you!
532
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,189
[mutters]
533
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,192
Peasants?Wow.
534
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:53,844
Rude.Really?
535
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,412
Oh, get over it.
536
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:05,334
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537
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:08,119
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538
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:12,211
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