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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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Ooh!
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- Mommy!
- Aaaaaaah!
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- Duncan!
- Duncan!
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Hey, Mavis,
how do you want your eggs?
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Uh, Mr. Mitch, are you
gonna put a shirt on?
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Oh. Guess I should.
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Okay, socks, sweaters.
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Here we go.
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Not anymore, shirt.
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Okay, I'm just gonna say it.
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What the hell's going on?
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As someone who's
lived at school,
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I think he's living at school.
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Looking like
Mitch got ditched.
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Children are so
damn perceptive.
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Okay, my girl and I
are going through a bit
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of a rough patch,
and I just ask for privacy
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during these trying times.
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- We understand.
- Fine. I'll talk about it.
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I asked her to marry me,
and she said, nah,
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which is way worse than no.
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I first sensed her pulling
away during the summer when--
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When you rented that bicycle
built for two on her birthday,
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and she wanted her own bike.
Go on.
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And the other night,
she called me needy.
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Y'all know me. Am I needy?
Bex, am I?
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Um, we're supposed
to report when
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teachers grab and shake us.
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I guess it's needy
to buy a ring
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and want to share
your life with someone.
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I don't know about needy,
but it's hella thirsty.
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Anyway, she asked me
to leave the townhouse.
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Isn't it your townhouse?
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You try telling that
to a woman
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with Cardi B fingernails.
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So I'm crashing here
till I find a place.
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Now, let's get on with
today's lesson--laundry.
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Everybody grab a shirt
and start folding
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while I sob at my desk.
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The funniest thing
happened at school today.
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Mr. Mitch proposed
to his girlfriend,
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and she said, nah, and kicked
his sorry ass to the curb.
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Pass the ketchup?
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Wait, what's the funny part?
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Oh, I forgot to say.
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He was crying.
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His glasses were foggy as hell.
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Dad, ketchup!
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Duncan, that poor man
is in pain.
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A teacher is in pain.
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It's totally different.
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Yeah, teachers aren't,
like, people with feelings.
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They're like celebrities.
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We don't feel bad for them
because they're so rich.
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How much do you think
teachers make?
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Coach Walters' car is an
old limo, so you do the math.
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Jack, a teacher we met
a couple of times is hurting.
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We should get involved.
- Absolutely.
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No one makes a man forget
a woman faster than me.
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Once you go Jack,
you never go back.
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And you know
I'll show him a good time.
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What exactly are you guys
talking about doing here?
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Stay out of it.
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I can't be the kid
whose parents
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are friends with the teacher.
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My status will drop
from loser to lame ass,
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and the only way
I'll be cool again
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is if I kill you in your sleep.
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You can be friends
with my teacher.
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I love her!
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She wears a pink bow
and doesn't shave her armpits.
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I mean it.
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If you guys hang out
with Mr. Mitch,
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you better sleep
with one eye open.
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Are you seriously threatening
to kill us, Duncan?
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I'm sorry. I love you.
Just obey me.
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Hey, Mr. Mitch. Annie Harris.
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What are you doing
tomorrow night?
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I mean, besides crying?
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Jeez, that's a loud sandwich!
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My stepdad packed
my lunch today.
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It's the leftover bones
from his dinner last night.
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Damn, you broke, Wolf!
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What's your Venmo?
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I've got something to say to
Duncan that I probably
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should say privately,
but what the hell.
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Tell your parents thanks
for inviting me out, champ.
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Uh?
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Your parents are friends
with a teacher?
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Shut up. It's not funny.
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Let's go back to laughing
at Wolf's messed up home life.
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I'm afraid
that ship has sailed.
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All eyes are on you.
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Thank God.
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Now I can eat
this corncob in peace.
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Hi, is Mr. Mitch home?
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Oh, I thought
you were Postmates
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with my orange chicken.
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Mitch, your parents are here.
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Mr. Mitch?
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I'm under the blanket
spying on my girlfriend
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with a telescope.
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She's throwing a party
to celebrate our breakup.
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Oh, good.
A cop is there to shut it down.
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No, wait. He's a stripper.
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Hold up. HOA president's there.
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She's in trouble now.
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Nope, also a stripper.
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Well, I'm off to the carport.
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No, she's not the only one
that knows how to party.
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Yeah, if you think
she's getting wild,
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wait till you see
where we're taking you.
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both:
Cosmic bowling!
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In a certain state of mind,
I would really enjoy this.
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But I think I'm gonna
get back to spying on my ex.
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Come on, it's mind-blowing.
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Look at the stars,
the dandruff, the pit stains.
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A spectacle like this only
happens once every seven days.
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So let's bowl
with the lights off.
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♪ Let's go bowling! ♪
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Ah!
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Bleh!
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ants:
Yay!
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♪ Let's go bowling! ♪
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all:
Ah!
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♪ Let's go bowling! ♪
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Lane 14, please go home.
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That was a magical night.
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Thanks, Annie and Jack.
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You really got me
over the hump.
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Can you little guys
take me home?
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I'm down on Sixth Street
by the Food for Less.
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Haha, yeah.
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That's good.
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Aw, he's gonna be all right.
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It feels good to help someone
and be carried by ants.
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ants:
Yay!
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That's us, the red Kia.
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Seriously, Mom?
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Leftover potato salad
for breakfast?
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Oh, just put
some syrup on it.
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There, it's breakfast.
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We didn't have time
to get to the store.
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We were busy helping a man
cosmic bowl his misery away.
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Now drink your orange juice.
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This is Dayquil!
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Oh, just put
some syrup in it.
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Breakfast, anyone?
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Rocco's chicken and waffles?
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Oh, they made a mistake.
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They gave you dinner
and breakfast.
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Oh, hold on.
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There's a brochure for white
people in here somewhere.
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Mmm-hmm. Uh-huh.
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This is the greatest idea ever!
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Damn, this hits.
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Why did I say that?
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You didn't have
to do all this.
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All we did was pull you
back from the brink
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of emotional suicide.
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Actually, I did have
a little favor to ask.
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Turns out my new
apartment building
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doesn't allow pets
who bite the landlord.
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Can you watch Mavis
till I find a new place?
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both:
Aw, can we, Mom?
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You girls begged
for a hamster,
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and you did a terrible job
taking care of it.
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How many times
do we have to tell you,
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Ophelia smelled
and we hated her.
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Mavis smells,
but we love her!
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Pleasey, please.
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Aw, they deserve
a second chance.
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All right,
but if this one dies,
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I'm not digging the hole.
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both:
Yay!
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Come on, Mavis.
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Let's put a bow in your hair
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and pick a funny voice for you.
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I'm Mavis.
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She doesn't sound like that.
She's more like...
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I am Ma-vis.
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Actually, Mavis is British,
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but they were having
so much fun.
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So what are we doing today?
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Well, we have work.
Don't you?
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I can come and go
as I please.
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We won that
in our last contract.
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Teachers union, baby.
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Oh, I'm still covered
in ant bites from last night.
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Maybe another time.
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Huh? Oh, hey, Mr. Mitch.
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What a pleasant surprise.
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Mom, Dad, got a second?
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You're hurting me!
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What is he doing here?
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I forbade you from seeing him!
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And I remember because I had
to learn what forbade meant.
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Will you calm down?
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He just stopped by
to bring us chicken.
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And waffles.
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- What?
- Here's the brochure.
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Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
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Wow.
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All right, but when I'm done
with this soulful blend
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of sweet and savory flavors,
this friendship is over.
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Damn, this hits.
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Hey!
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Who's the pooch?
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My name is Mavis,
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and these are my
responsible doggie sitters.
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I'm surprised after
the tragic passing of Ophelia.
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God rest that
little critter.
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Does she know any tricks?
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Does she know any tricks?
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Bradley, get your
inhaler ready.
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Mavis, roll over.
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Mavis, moonwalk!
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What trick is she doing now?
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I'll tell you
what she's doing!
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She's dropping
a big old cannoli!
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all:
Ew!
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Let's run to the
swing set, Beat.
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Right behind you, LJ.
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Oh, my God, Mavis.
That's disgusting.
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That's the size
of our hamster!
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Well, it's supposed
to be good for the Earth
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or something.
Let's get out of here.
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Hi. Where do you think
you're going?
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Oh, hey, Mayor Jen.
We were just walking away
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from that giant piece of crap
our dog left.
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You can't just dump and dash.
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I ran on that platform!
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Dump, dash, die.
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Scoop the poop,
or it's a $500 fine.
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There's only one thing
we can do.
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Mavis, kill!
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Get to scooping, ladies.
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While it's still hot.
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both:
Ew!
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- Yes!
- Hey, Duncan.
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Saw your parents bowling with
Mr. Mitch on his Instagram.
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Guess what?
That is disturbingly wack.
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Personally, I think it's
beautiful that your parents
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have opened up their marriage.
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So is Mr. Mitch
your stepdad now?
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Do you prefer Duncan Harris
Mitch or Duncan Mitch Harris?
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Oh!
Or Mini Mitch?
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Mia, I know you want to show
you're part of the gang,
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but please don't
get in on this.
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00:09:52,017 --> 00:09:53,687
Come on, flick me the ball.
- Why?
257
00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,356
So you can
confiscate it and give it
258
00:09:55,390 --> 00:09:56,927
to your boyfriend, Mitch?
259
00:09:56,993 --> 00:09:59,398
He's not my boyfriend.
He's my parents' boyfriend.
260
00:09:59,431 --> 00:10:00,634
No, wait. No.
261
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,304
He's none of our boyfriends.
Ah!
262
00:10:02,304 --> 00:10:03,106
Sorry I'm late.
263
00:10:03,172 --> 00:10:04,943
Before I reveal
who won World War II,
264
00:10:05,009 --> 00:10:06,847
I have a much
bigger announcement.
265
00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,051
I'm introducing a new award,
Student of the Week,
266
00:10:09,118 --> 00:10:11,422
awarded to a student
of excellence.
267
00:10:11,455 --> 00:10:12,925
Finally, it's happening!
268
00:10:12,992 --> 00:10:15,196
The winner will receive
immunity from pop quizzes,
269
00:10:15,296 --> 00:10:18,469
a lifetime hall pass,
this Burger King paper crown,
270
00:10:18,504 --> 00:10:19,772
and a 6-foot party sub.
271
00:10:19,806 --> 00:10:21,242
No!
272
00:10:21,308 --> 00:10:23,246
Mia, can I have
the middle foot of the sub?
273
00:10:23,312 --> 00:10:25,885
Sorry, Bex, the middle
is the gooiest part.
274
00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:28,256
Mia, get up here...
275
00:10:28,322 --> 00:10:31,530
And tell Duncan he's won
Student of the Week.
276
00:10:31,596 --> 00:10:32,832
What?
277
00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,569
That's a really cruel way
to announce an award.
278
00:10:34,636 --> 00:10:36,105
Me? Seriously, why?
279
00:10:36,172 --> 00:10:38,209
I just think
you are a great kid.
280
00:10:38,242 --> 00:10:39,846
♪ Student of the Week ♪
281
00:10:39,913 --> 00:10:41,015
♪ What a cool guy ♪
282
00:10:41,048 --> 00:10:42,417
♪ His parents are my friends ♪
283
00:10:42,484 --> 00:10:44,421
♪ Shouldn't have sang
that part ♪
284
00:10:44,488 --> 00:10:46,593
All the rest of you, pop quiz.
285
00:10:49,331 --> 00:10:52,170
Mmm, so gooey.
286
00:10:54,341 --> 00:10:56,412
Oh, hell no.
287
00:10:58,684 --> 00:10:59,786
Mr. Mitch?
288
00:10:59,819 --> 00:11:01,355
Oh, hey, Annie.
289
00:11:01,388 --> 00:11:03,760
I completely forgot you work
in parking enforcement
290
00:11:03,794 --> 00:11:05,196
when I was parking
on this curb.
291
00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:06,733
Guess we could spend
some time together
292
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,135
while you write me up.
293
00:11:08,202 --> 00:11:10,941
Um, yeah, but it's an
expensive ticket, Mr. Mitch.
294
00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:12,410
Why don't you just
move your car?
295
00:11:12,477 --> 00:11:13,279
Oh, no.
296
00:11:13,346 --> 00:11:14,649
I wouldn't want
any special treatment
297
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,953
just because
we're best friends.
298
00:11:16,987 --> 00:11:18,757
Want to hop in
and do Carpool Karaoke?
299
00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:19,792
I'll be Corden.
300
00:11:19,893 --> 00:11:20,995
I don't know who that is,
301
00:11:21,061 --> 00:11:22,397
and I'm kind of working
right now.
302
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:24,334
No problem.
I'll see you later.
303
00:11:26,338 --> 00:11:27,542
Did I do that?
304
00:11:31,616 --> 00:11:34,187
So glad you could come over
on such short notice.
305
00:11:34,254 --> 00:11:35,758
Here's the problem.
306
00:11:35,824 --> 00:11:37,795
Somebody jammed
a football in there.
307
00:11:37,862 --> 00:11:39,999
Huh, that's weird. Oh, well.
308
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:42,270
Guess we'll just have to
toss it around, buddy.
309
00:11:42,337 --> 00:11:43,172
Go long!
310
00:11:43,239 --> 00:11:45,711
Uh, I have a lot
of other customers.
311
00:11:46,746 --> 00:11:48,617
Oh! Incomplete.
312
00:11:48,684 --> 00:11:50,754
Hey, why don't you look
back down in there?
313
00:11:50,821 --> 00:11:52,992
I put a couple beers in.
314
00:11:54,094 --> 00:11:55,898
We came as fast as we could.
315
00:11:55,998 --> 00:11:57,768
You said they found drugs
in Duncan's locker?
316
00:11:57,835 --> 00:11:59,839
Nah, I texted "'Sup?"
to you guys
317
00:11:59,939 --> 00:12:01,810
20 minutes ago,
and you didn't respond,
318
00:12:01,843 --> 00:12:03,379
so I had to come up
with something grabbier.
319
00:12:03,446 --> 00:12:06,519
Now that you're here, have you
all played "Apples to Apples"?
320
00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:07,722
It's wild.
321
00:12:07,822 --> 00:12:09,559
Mr. Mitch, we're going.
322
00:12:09,592 --> 00:12:10,794
Duncan joined a gang.
323
00:12:10,861 --> 00:12:12,230
both: What?
- Nah, I'm playing.
324
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:14,434
I got
"Cards Against Humanity" too.
325
00:12:14,468 --> 00:12:15,738
It's wild.
326
00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:20,614
It looks so gross.
327
00:12:20,681 --> 00:12:22,885
And smells so bad.
328
00:12:22,952 --> 00:12:24,021
Okay, we'll do it together.
329
00:12:24,087 --> 00:12:26,258
I'll hold your nose.
You cover my eyes.
330
00:12:29,732 --> 00:12:30,901
Is it on me?
331
00:12:30,968 --> 00:12:32,872
My elbow touched it!
Cut off my arm!
332
00:12:32,939 --> 00:12:35,143
I thought dogs like
to eat their own poop.
333
00:12:35,209 --> 00:12:36,111
Come on, Mavis.
334
00:12:36,178 --> 00:12:37,047
Get in there!
335
00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,884
Yum, yum.
336
00:12:38,984 --> 00:12:40,253
If we kick it
into the street,
337
00:12:40,286 --> 00:12:41,455
park rules don't apply.
338
00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:45,063
Ew, gross!
339
00:12:45,129 --> 00:12:46,766
Let's just run.
340
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,768
What are they gonna do?
341
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,505
Send a SWAT team after us?
342
00:12:53,045 --> 00:12:55,383
They're on the move.
Go! Go! Go!
343
00:12:57,655 --> 00:12:58,924
Ah!
344
00:12:58,957 --> 00:13:01,128
You can run,
but you can't hide!
345
00:13:01,195 --> 00:13:03,767
Yes, we can.
346
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,771
And the voters
said I was crazy
347
00:13:05,804 --> 00:13:07,775
to spend 3 million on this van.
348
00:13:10,614 --> 00:13:12,518
Yeah, Mom, we're gonna spend
the night at Little Joey's.
349
00:13:12,551 --> 00:13:14,689
His family is always yelling
at each other in Italian,
350
00:13:14,689 --> 00:13:15,691
and we love it.
351
00:13:15,724 --> 00:13:16,926
"Hey, get your meat hooks
352
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,429
off my manicotti!"
353
00:13:18,496 --> 00:13:19,766
DiGiorno!
354
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,201
Got to go.
355
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,239
Well, the girls are staying
at Little Joey's,
356
00:13:23,306 --> 00:13:25,143
and I don't know
where the hell Duncan is,
357
00:13:25,209 --> 00:13:28,950
so you want to talk about
having sex but not do it?
358
00:13:28,984 --> 00:13:30,621
Oh, we'll see about that.
359
00:13:30,654 --> 00:13:35,029
No way I'm falling asleep on
top of you with my pants off.
360
00:13:36,031 --> 00:13:37,802
No. No. I'm awake. I'm awake!
361
00:13:37,835 --> 00:13:38,737
What up, fam?
362
00:13:38,804 --> 00:13:39,839
It's Mr. Mitch.
363
00:13:43,179 --> 00:13:44,949
I can hear
the doorbell outside.
364
00:13:45,016 --> 00:13:45,984
Can you hear it inside?
365
00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,093
"The Masked Singer" is on.
366
00:13:50,159 --> 00:13:51,830
They're gonna
reveal the Buffalo.
367
00:13:51,863 --> 00:13:52,965
I think it's Mark Ruffalo.
368
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,234
You know why I think that?
369
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,205
Quick.
Army crawl upstairs.
370
00:14:00,146 --> 00:14:01,516
Uh!
371
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:02,551
Let it burn!
372
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:03,820
It's filthy anyways.
373
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,805
Good thing I had this
glass tube filled with water.
374
00:14:12,872 --> 00:14:14,842
Yeah, that's good.
375
00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:16,145
Does he see us?
376
00:14:16,211 --> 00:14:17,848
Yeah, I see you.
I'm a teacher.
377
00:14:17,882 --> 00:14:18,884
I see everything.
378
00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:20,754
All right, Mr. Mitch.
379
00:14:20,821 --> 00:14:22,057
We need to talk.
- Agreed.
380
00:14:22,123 --> 00:14:23,927
About our hopes, our dreams,
381
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,229
where we're going
for spring break.
382
00:14:25,296 --> 00:14:26,165
Spring break!
383
00:14:26,231 --> 00:14:28,235
Please don't take this
the wrong way,
384
00:14:28,269 --> 00:14:30,708
but we don't want to see your
face for a very long time.
385
00:14:30,741 --> 00:14:32,277
So what do you mean?
386
00:14:32,343 --> 00:14:33,714
You want to hang out
in the dark?
387
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,216
Spooky.
388
00:14:35,283 --> 00:14:37,420
Okay, now I think you're just
being intentionally obtuse.
389
00:14:37,454 --> 00:14:41,095
What Annie meant was that
you can be extremely grating
390
00:14:41,161 --> 00:14:43,399
and unbearably needy,
and we deeply regret
391
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,069
getting involved with you.
392
00:14:45,136 --> 00:14:47,240
Please don't take
any of this personally.
393
00:14:47,273 --> 00:14:48,309
Nah, I get it.
394
00:14:48,309 --> 00:14:50,814
My girlfriend also used
the words grating,
395
00:14:50,914 --> 00:14:52,317
needy, and deeply regret.
396
00:14:52,383 --> 00:14:55,056
- Are you gonna be okay?
- Don't worry about me.
397
00:14:55,089 --> 00:14:57,427
And hey, we'll always
have toilet football.
398
00:14:57,460 --> 00:15:00,601
Aw, no. We won't.
I hated that.
399
00:15:02,437 --> 00:15:03,907
Wow, he took that well.
400
00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:05,476
Now where were we?
401
00:15:05,544 --> 00:15:06,646
Mm, mm...
402
00:15:11,856 --> 00:15:12,992
♪ Loser of the week ♪
403
00:15:13,025 --> 00:15:14,327
♪ What a pathetic guy ♪
404
00:15:14,394 --> 00:15:16,666
♪ Duncan's parents used
to be my friends ♪
405
00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:25,450
Okay, class.
406
00:15:25,483 --> 00:15:28,022
Everyone take the shrink wrap
off your books and open them.
407
00:15:28,088 --> 00:15:29,191
What books?
408
00:15:29,224 --> 00:15:30,961
You mean our Jenga tower?
409
00:15:30,994 --> 00:15:32,965
Come on. Come on.
410
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,802
all:
Jenga!
411
00:15:34,869 --> 00:15:36,305
Enough! No more Jenga.
412
00:15:36,338 --> 00:15:38,275
No more dance parties,
and no more
413
00:15:38,309 --> 00:15:40,113
watching movies while I nap!
414
00:15:40,146 --> 00:15:42,317
But it's
Wayans brothers week.
415
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:43,787
You promised us "Little Man,"
416
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:47,427
and I need to see Marlon's head
superimposed on a baby's body.
417
00:15:47,494 --> 00:15:50,066
Hey, Mr. Mitch,
not sorry I'm late,
418
00:15:50,099 --> 00:15:51,503
because I'm
Student of the Week.
419
00:15:51,536 --> 00:15:54,642
All right, who wants to eat
the butt of my party sub?
420
00:15:54,709 --> 00:15:55,878
all:
Whoa!
421
00:15:55,944 --> 00:15:57,781
Fight for it like dogs.
422
00:15:57,815 --> 00:15:59,417
Amuse me!
- Sit down!
423
00:15:59,451 --> 00:16:01,823
Huh?
424
00:16:01,856 --> 00:16:03,325
Duncan, your title's revoked.
425
00:16:03,392 --> 00:16:06,298
But I earned it by you
being friends with my parents!
426
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,637
And you lost it
when they dumped me.
427
00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:09,872
They dumped you?
428
00:16:09,972 --> 00:16:11,441
But I encouraged
this relationship
429
00:16:11,475 --> 00:16:12,443
from the beginning.
430
00:16:12,477 --> 00:16:13,547
Tough break, Duncan.
431
00:16:13,613 --> 00:16:15,149
Mr. Mitch, you gotta
hang with my parents.
432
00:16:15,216 --> 00:16:16,285
They're so much fun.
433
00:16:16,318 --> 00:16:19,324
My mom had a tweet published
in "Reader's Digest."
434
00:16:19,357 --> 00:16:20,994
I've met your
stodgy-ass parents.
435
00:16:21,028 --> 00:16:22,063
It ain't happening.
436
00:16:22,163 --> 00:16:24,902
Heads down on your desk,
and if I can see your nose,
437
00:16:24,969 --> 00:16:26,038
you get detention.
438
00:16:26,071 --> 00:16:28,342
Detention. Detention. Detention.
439
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:30,948
Why are you doing this,
Mr. Mitch?
440
00:16:32,183 --> 00:16:34,120
Yeah, why am I doing this?
441
00:16:34,187 --> 00:16:36,491
What's the point of anything?
442
00:16:36,526 --> 00:16:37,661
We're all gonna die.
443
00:16:37,728 --> 00:16:38,663
All of us.
444
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,366
What a circus.
445
00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:44,909
Oh, my God, there's a circus?
446
00:16:44,976 --> 00:16:47,280
It's a metaphor, bitch!
447
00:16:51,288 --> 00:16:52,992
Hi, Dunkie.
How was school today?
448
00:16:53,025 --> 00:16:54,427
Uh, it sucked!
449
00:16:54,494 --> 00:16:56,533
My friends didn't get to see
Marlon Wayan's head on a baby,
450
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,037
and it's all your fault.
- What are you talking about?
451
00:16:59,104 --> 00:17:00,406
You broke Mr. Mitch's heart,
452
00:17:00,473 --> 00:17:02,377
and he went psycho on us
and ran away.
453
00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:04,147
Hmm, could it
have anything to do
454
00:17:04,214 --> 00:17:05,784
with us crushing his soul?
455
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,755
Teachers are humans
with feelings.
456
00:17:07,821 --> 00:17:10,928
Just because they're super rich
doesn't mean they don't hurt.
457
00:17:10,961 --> 00:17:12,163
We were kind of rough on him.
458
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:13,499
We should go apologize.
459
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:16,573
Best route
to Sad Sack Suites.
460
00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:19,144
Take a left on
Lack of Intimacy Drive,
461
00:17:19,177 --> 00:17:20,747
right on
Financial Problems Lane,
462
00:17:20,814 --> 00:17:23,553
straight on I Should Have
Married Dennis Boulevard.
463
00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:27,060
Just kidding,
it's by the Food for Less.
464
00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:30,199
Mitch isn't here.
465
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,736
He came home,
sold all his possessions,
466
00:17:31,836 --> 00:17:34,775
and said he was gonna
jump off the Oakdale Bridge.
467
00:17:35,611 --> 00:17:37,313
And you didn't try
to stop him?
468
00:17:37,313 --> 00:17:39,417
No, he paid
six months up front.
469
00:17:39,451 --> 00:17:41,021
You guys have to leave now.
470
00:17:41,088 --> 00:17:42,958
I have a hooker coming over.
471
00:17:42,992 --> 00:17:44,562
Thank you for your honesty.
472
00:17:44,629 --> 00:17:45,764
Bye-bye.
473
00:17:45,797 --> 00:17:48,102
All right, Jane, we've got
to make these Nerds last.
474
00:17:48,102 --> 00:17:50,941
It's the only food
we have left.
475
00:17:50,974 --> 00:17:52,143
Aw.
476
00:17:53,813 --> 00:17:55,049
If we don't make it
out of here,
477
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,385
I just want you to know,
478
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,556
my friend Princess Twinkles
isn't real.
479
00:17:58,590 --> 00:17:59,625
I know, Jing. I know.
480
00:17:59,659 --> 00:18:02,063
And sometimes
she plays with knives.
481
00:18:02,096 --> 00:18:03,265
What?
482
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,835
This is your mayor speaking
483
00:18:04,902 --> 00:18:06,238
on this bullhorn thing.
484
00:18:06,305 --> 00:18:07,741
We've got you surrounded!
485
00:18:07,775 --> 00:18:12,751
Return to the park and remove
the offending excrement!
486
00:18:12,818 --> 00:18:14,755
Never! It's gross.
487
00:18:14,822 --> 00:18:16,224
We'd rather die!
488
00:18:16,258 --> 00:18:18,128
All right, that's it.
Storm the camper!
489
00:18:18,195 --> 00:18:19,331
Body cams off!
490
00:18:25,142 --> 00:18:26,144
She's hopped up on Nerds.
491
00:18:26,178 --> 00:18:28,082
Follow her.
492
00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:31,355
She's nuts!
493
00:18:31,388 --> 00:18:34,027
Did Mom and Dad vote for her?
494
00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,329
Hurry, Annie.
495
00:18:35,363 --> 00:18:37,233
It's our fault.
We gotta stop him!
496
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,437
Yeah, we can't
have two friends
497
00:18:39,505 --> 00:18:41,676
who went cosmic bowling
with us then killed themselves.
498
00:18:41,676 --> 00:18:44,548
If Mr. Mitch dies,
they'll put me in a class
499
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,253
with that teacher who talks
about his time in Vietnam
500
00:18:47,286 --> 00:18:48,523
while eating tuna fish.
501
00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:50,393
There he is!
502
00:18:50,426 --> 00:18:52,063
Mr. Mitch, don't do this!
503
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,004
Where's the water?
504
00:18:56,071 --> 00:18:57,240
We're gonna die!
505
00:18:59,745 --> 00:19:01,081
We're gonna live!
506
00:19:01,148 --> 00:19:03,920
We're gonna die!
507
00:19:03,987 --> 00:19:05,590
We're gonna live!
508
00:19:05,691 --> 00:19:07,961
You haven't figured out
we're on a bungee yet?
509
00:19:08,028 --> 00:19:10,199
Bungee? Oh, fun!
510
00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:12,236
We're gonna die!
511
00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:15,242
So you don't want to die?
512
00:19:15,276 --> 00:19:16,813
No, getting dumped
by you all and my ex
513
00:19:16,846 --> 00:19:19,852
showed me I was needy
and afraid to be by myself.
514
00:19:19,919 --> 00:19:21,455
I needed to prove
I could survive
515
00:19:21,522 --> 00:19:23,893
something scary on my own,
and you did it, Mitch.
516
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,029
You did it.
517
00:19:25,096 --> 00:19:26,498
Sorry we were so harsh
518
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,536
when you saved our house
from burning.
519
00:19:28,603 --> 00:19:29,672
This is boring.
520
00:19:29,705 --> 00:19:31,241
We really would like
to spend more time
521
00:19:31,308 --> 00:19:33,278
with you, just in small doses.
522
00:19:33,312 --> 00:19:36,552
Hmm, microdosing.
That sounds nice.
523
00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:38,656
Wait, if you weren't
gonna kill yourself,
524
00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:40,560
why'd you sell all
your possessions?
525
00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:43,265
Oh, Kevin has sex
on all my stuff.
526
00:19:43,298 --> 00:19:44,267
He's a freak.
527
00:19:45,604 --> 00:19:47,975
That's Mavis!
- Mom, Dad, help!
528
00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:50,012
Mavis pooped,
and we won't pick it up.
529
00:19:50,079 --> 00:19:52,551
And now we're on the run
from the law!
530
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,199
Say goodbye to your parents.
531
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,769
You're both gonna rot in juvie.
532
00:20:01,836 --> 00:20:02,938
Not today, Mayor Jen.
533
00:20:03,005 --> 00:20:08,048
This is my dog, and I'll
pick up her poop all by myself.
534
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:10,654
Hmm.
535
00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:15,229
Hmm.
536
00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:26,686
Hey!
537
00:20:31,094 --> 00:20:32,230
Yeah!
538
00:20:38,142 --> 00:20:41,081
This is MTV's own
Herp-I reporting live
539
00:20:41,148 --> 00:20:43,218
from Lake Havasu, where it's...
540
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,356
all:
Spring break!
541
00:20:45,389 --> 00:20:47,561
So what's the wildest thing
you've done
542
00:20:47,628 --> 00:20:49,230
since you got here to the 'su?
543
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:51,803
Bong rips while
hang gliding, baby!
544
00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:56,211
The wildest thing I did
was my boyfriend on a jet ski.
545
00:20:56,278 --> 00:20:58,850
Love you, Clint!
546
00:20:58,917 --> 00:21:00,954
We played "Apples to Apples."
547
00:21:00,987 --> 00:21:02,558
And it was wild.
548
00:21:02,624 --> 00:21:05,396
Uh, I walked to the ice
machine and I got sunburned.
549
00:21:05,429 --> 00:21:06,666
Please don't
put me on camera.
550
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,503
I don't want to be
associated with them.
551
00:21:08,536 --> 00:21:10,607
All right, who wants
to chicken fight us?
552
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,351
Oh, my God.
553
00:21:16,384 --> 00:21:18,957
That dog just took
a dump on the beach!
554
00:21:19,023 --> 00:21:20,025
Crikey!
555
00:21:20,059 --> 00:21:22,363
Did I do that?
556
00:21:22,396 --> 00:21:28,108
♪ In the arms
of the angel ♪
557
00:21:28,142 --> 00:21:32,551
♪ Fly away from here ♪
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