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Announcer: tonight on the season
finale of drawn together,
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Prepare yourselves
for the most important
3 hours of your pathetic lives,
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In 3-d.
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Housemates, this season
you were all told
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To expect the unexpected.
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Well, tonight
we will reveal
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Which one of you will
be crowned winner of...
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All right, all right.
Settle down.
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Please, everyone,
quiet down.
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I said shut the fuck up!
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Um, so, uh,
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Maybe we should just
meet this year's cast.
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So, cast,
what you doing?
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Same ol' same ol'.
What's up with you?
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Oh, just hosting
the season finale.
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How's that going?
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Oh, not too well.
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I shot someone.
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Uh, now, before we
announce this year's winner
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Of drawn together,
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In 3-d,
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Let's take a look
at the past season
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And pay our respects
to all the korean children
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Who died drawing
this insipid cartoon.
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Well, that really
sucked ass, huh?
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Wait. Speaking of which,
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Xandir, as it
turns out, you're gay.
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[audience jeering]
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Boo!
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You know what's
really gay? Romance.
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And there was
plenty of that in
the drawn together house.
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Let's watch.
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How does that feel?
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Oh, captain hero.
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Yes, wooldoor?
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I want you inside me.
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Class dismissed.
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Oh, tim,
you're such a stitch.
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You're so much more fun
than captain hero.
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"oh, look at me.
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"I'm a big, dumb superhero
who's big and dumb.
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Now I'm fondling a girl.
Oopsy. She's dead."
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You did not just do that.
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It unsnaps in the front.
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Captain hero,
gay rumor has it
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Your relationship with
xandir has continued
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Since the show ended.
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Oh, you've
got it all wrong.
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Xandir had an affair
with tim thomasen, not me.
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Oh, fine.
I'll prove it. Tim!
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[audience gasps]
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Tim, I thought
you loved me.
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Why would he love you
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When he could have
all this?
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Those aren't real.
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Check these out.
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Audience: jewy! Jewy!
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Jewy! Jewy!
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When we return,
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We will see some more stuff
that you've already seen.
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But before we cut
to commercial,
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Let's watch
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As captain hero
loses his virginity.
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Oh!
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Ohhh! Ooh!
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Ah-ah! Ah-ah!
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Ohh! Ohh! Huh?
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Leave me alone.
Leave me alone!
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[sobbing]
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Mommy.
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I'm home.
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[applause]
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Ah. You're just gonna
leave that there.
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Bitch, pick it up.
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Fuck you, fatty foopa.
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Pick it up or I'm
sending you back to hell.
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All right, toot,
drop your weapon.
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No, you drop it.
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Nobody holds a gun
to my girl...
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But me.
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All right!
Let's fucking do this!
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I'm not afraid to die.
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Welcome back, everyone,
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To the season finale
of drawn together.
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So, guys, who here
thinks toot is
a fatty, fatty fat fat?
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Ooh!
Me!
I do!
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I thought she was fat
before anyone else.
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What? Really?
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How come you guys never
made mention of this before?
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Oh, they have.
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You've also been referred
to as "a horrible bitch."
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Let's take a look.
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[ship's horn blares]
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Of course xandir's gay.
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Why else wouldn't he be
attracted to all this?
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'cause you're fat,
and nobody likes fat chicks.
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Whee!
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So fine. If I can't be
the sex symbol,
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I can definitely
be the bitch.
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¶ ahhhhhh ¶
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¶ yeah ¶
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I'll cut you, goddamn it!
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I'll cut you!
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Ahh.
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[crowing]
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Mommy's home!
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[squishing]
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Ugh!
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Hey, who threw up in here?
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And where have you been
all night, mommy fattest?
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I don't know.
I don't know where I am now.
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But wherever I am,
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Somebody threw up everywhere.
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You guys edited it like that
to make me look bad.
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Toot's right.
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Our talented editors
can take just about
any raw footage like this...
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And through
the magic of editing
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Turn it into
something like this.
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Voilk.
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That wasn't part of the plan.
We agreed no one would get hurt.
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Holy shit!
Bob the cucumber's gone crazy!
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Is this crazy?
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No! Please!
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[audience laughing]
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Aah!
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Pasta fagioli!
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That I was fat and guys
aren't---
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What the hell. Aah!
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Aah!
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Please, don't kill me.
I don't wanna die.
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[audience gasps]
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[gunshot]
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[audience laughing]
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We'll be right back.
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But first, let's take a look at
what happens when the writers
get really stoned.
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[gasps]
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Ohhh!
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Ohhh!
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Yep, yep.
Rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr.
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Ringggg, ringggg.
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Ringggg.
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Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
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Ringggg, ringggg.
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First, foxxy sets the mood.
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And sometimes a little
exotic food play
spices things up.
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[sizzling]
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Ooh! Yeah, that
thing's finger fuckin' good.
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Keep it going.
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And sometimes
the foxxy lose herself
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In a little
role-playing fantasy.
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Oh, yeah, frank.
That's the spot.
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And then foxxy
brings it all home
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By using
a little bit of force.
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Ohh! Ohh! Oh, daddy!
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La la la la la la la!
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Huh?
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Welcome back.
Now, foxxy...
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Hey, y'all.
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It says here you're black.
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Yes, you did.
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How do you handle
all the racism in the house?
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The thing you gots
to understand,
mr. Jew producer,
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Is that my roommates
ain't racist.
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In fact, I find
the program as a whole
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To be a scathing satire
of contemporary mores.
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Ok, shorty,
you "axed" for it.
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Let's take a look
at some of these
satirical moments.
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Oh, hello. I'm glad
you're finally here.
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Would you be a dear
and fetch my bags,
servant girl.
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It's just some
nearsighted armenian woman.
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I thought those people
picked banjos.
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I'll sue you
for every penny.
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[chanting]
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Ah-so.
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I love racism.
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I don't speak blackanese.
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It ain't yo' funyons.
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Get away
from that well, hebrew.
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Who don't
say "craps"?
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Go to college, paco.
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Ooh, I like the black one.
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I got to get
some lottery tickets.
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Good oriental.
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"r." "r."
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Great goobly-moo.
Ooh, we could shine shoes.
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"r." "r."
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"r."
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[gunshot]
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Ah!
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Welcome, miss love.
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Who do you think you is?
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I is the board
of education.
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Holy crap! You from
the schoolhouse rock gang.
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Now that
you've been captured,
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It's safe
to tell you our plan.
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¶ I am the board
of education ¶
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¶ I'm here to serve
the interests
of our nation ¶
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¶ but keeping kids learning
doesn't fetch much
of an earning ¶
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¶ so to make
some decent money ¶
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¶ something
had to be done ¶
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Being the genius
that I am,
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I combine 2 time-honored
american methods
of achieving wealth--
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Selling stupid stuff
to suckers
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And exploiting
the black man.
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¶ now we make
countless millions
off the worthless crap ¶
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¶ the black folks buy ¶
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¶ from their very
first gold tooth ¶
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¶ down to their
pimped-out rides ¶
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¶ huge medallions,
tacky bling ¶
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¶ no one would
buy those things ¶
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¶ unless there was a way
to keep 'em gullibly dumb ¶
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¶ so we keep them
out of college ¶
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¶ it's what needs
to be done ¶
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So you see why we can't
let blacks pass the s.A.T.S.
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No educated person
would spend money
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On gold rims,
purple leather seats,
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And flip-down lcd screens
for $3,000 geos.
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Just when you
thought racism couldn't
get any more racism-er.
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Screw that more.
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All y'all is racist.
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I'm off to south africa,
motherfuckers.
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00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:38,290
We're seconds away
from announcing the winner.
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00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:41,794
But first, wooldoor sockbat,
you're a wacky little guy.
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[rattling]
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00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:47,099
How did it feel to live
in front of over 1,200 viewers?
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What do you mean?
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You been living in front
of all these cameras.
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Cameras?
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00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,143
Holy crap.
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I'm supposed to be
in the witness
protection program.
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Good-bye!
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00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,718
While wooldoor
plummets to his death,
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00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:08,487
Let's watch some
of wooldoor's wackiest moments.
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If anybody needs me,
I'll be in the clock tower.
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[applause]
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What is it, doc?
Give it to us straight.
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My dear housemates,
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I'm afraid foxxy love
does not have a brain tumor.
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[all exhale]
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Yes. Yes. I, too,
would be relieved
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If it didn't happen
to be opposite day.
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00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:08,147
So wait a minute.
I'm confused.
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Does foxxy have
a brain tumor?
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00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,518
No.
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00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,353
[music sting]
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What the hell.
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00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,857
Is it opposite day or
dramatic music sting day?
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Neither.
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[music sting]
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We're seconds away
from announcing the winner.
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But first,
let's take a break.
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And as we do,
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Watch some of the most
exciting musical moments
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Of the past season.
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Clara: ¶ what is
this thing in my mouth? ¶
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¶ it's slippery
and it's slimy ¶
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¶ traveling down ¶
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¶ my slender virgin ¶
260
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:52,491
¶ pink esophagus ¶
261
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,794
¶ some black chick's tongue ¶
262
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:59,665
¶ it's such a new sensation ¶
263
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:04,103
Foxxy: ¶ I got a mayonnaise
mama on my licking hole ¶
264
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:07,306
¶ and we've
only just begun ¶
265
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,376
[singing in japanese]
266
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:38,604
¶ bullies are people
who hate themselves ¶
267
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:44,443
¶ abused at age 6
or molested at 12 ¶
268
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,516
¶ so they pick on others ¶
269
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,252
¶ isn't it odd? ¶
270
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,298
¶ la la la labia baby ¶
271
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,600
¶ you got something for me ¶
272
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,336
¶ in your whizzer sea ¶
273
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,371
¶ la la la labia baby ¶
274
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,540
¶ you got something for me ¶
275
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,141
¶ you're so sweet, p.T. ¶
276
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:19,111
¶ oochie, goochie, gitchie,
gitchie, yeah, yeah, yeah ¶
277
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,381
¶ gotta snatch it,
gonna catch it, yatcha,
yeah, yeah, yeah ¶
278
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,819
¶ god is watching
everything you do ¶
279
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:29,288
¶ when you get undressed
or take a shower ¶
280
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,590
¶ when you touch yourself
for hour after hour ¶
281
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:35,094
¶ god is watching
everything you do ¶
282
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:38,931
¶ and he thinks you're
a nasty, naughty nympho slut ¶
283
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:42,835
¶ you sinful, filthy
whore your going to hell ¶
284
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,236
¶ your flesh will burn ¶
285
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:47,106
¶ your bones will char,
your soul will be torn
a-thunder. ¶
286
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:50,309
¶ you wretched
heathen, heretic,
burn in hell ¶
287
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,610
For eternity.
288
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,345
So you better remember...
289
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,615
¶ god is watching
everything you do ¶
290
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,083
¶ crunch it, crack it,
snack it, whack it ¶
291
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,485
¶ all that's left ¶
292
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,621
¶ his best friend couldn't
top an asphalt death ¶
293
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:06,458
¶ hey, crashy smashy ¶
294
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,495
¶ crash and die ¶
295
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,464
¶ crash and die ¶
296
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:15,501
¶ crash and die ¶
297
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,904
¶ crash and die ¶
298
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,674
Coming up, we'll
announce the winner of...
299
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:28,313
Tell us where the lamp is, you
lousy lying piece of shit.
300
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,949
Lamp? I don't know
what you're talking about.
301
00:17:30,984 --> 00:17:32,951
Listen, bitch.
Tell us where the lamp is
302
00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:35,854
And maybe we talk
to the d.A. About
extenuating circumstances.
303
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,557
Guys, guys, seriously,
I don't even know
what a lamp is.
304
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:39,958
Fuck this shit.
305
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:42,061
I'm gonna off this
glue-sniffing cock sucker
right fucking now.
306
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,729
I've seen him do it, man.
307
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,131
I'll talk! I'll talk!
308
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,207
Mary lou?
309
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,644
Hey, xandir's dad.
What happened to your eye?
310
00:17:58,678 --> 00:17:59,978
Nothing, nothing.
311
00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:02,281
What are you doing out
at this hour?
312
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,615
It's getting dark.
313
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,484
Play practice
went a little late.
314
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:12,257
Hop in. I'll give you
a ride home.
315
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,901
You like starship?
316
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,703
Who doesn't?
317
00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:26,872
¶ we built this city ¶
318
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:30,042
Heater's broke.
But it's warm over here.
319
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:34,480
You can slide over
nice and close.
320
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:38,017
¶ we built this city
on rock and roll ¶
321
00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:39,485
Mary lou,
322
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,287
I don't know why my boy
ever broke up with you.
323
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:45,224
You sure are
a pretty little thing.
324
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,760
Why, thank you, xandir's dad.
325
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,429
I know you've been
with lots of boys,
326
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,831
But have you ever
been with a man?
327
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,636
Mmm! Mmm!
328
00:18:57,671 --> 00:19:01,874
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
329
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,376
Ah, yeah.
330
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:07,613
You like my thumb,
don't you, bitch?
331
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:12,718
Well, let me show you
something almost as big.
332
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,989
[applause]
333
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,424
And we're back.
334
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:21,794
Before we announce
this year's winner
of drawn together,
335
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,796
Let's bring out
last year's winner,
336
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,198
The honorable judge fudge.
337
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:29,068
[applause]
338
00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:31,370
So, judge fudge, have you
enjoyed the past year
339
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,072
As the winner
of drawn together?
340
00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:36,108
I haven't had time
to enjoy my crown.
341
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:40,245
I've been far too busy
being delicious.
342
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,880
¶ judge fudge ¶
343
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:43,615
Fudge.
344
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:48,287
And now the moment you've
all been waiting for.
345
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,856
The winner of
drawn together is...
346
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,928
The winner is...
347
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,766
You,
348
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,101
The viewer.
349
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,271
Boo!
350
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,007
That sucks!
We hate you!
351
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,541
Thank you all for coming.
352
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,011
And from all of us
here drawn together,
353
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,712
May god bless.
354
00:20:13,747 --> 00:20:15,147
See you in October.
355
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:22,454
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