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[HUMMING]
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HERE, BOY!
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HERE, BOY!
HAS ANYONE SEEN OUR DOG?
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YOU MEAN THIRSTY?
HE OUT BACK.
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OH, DARN. I NEED
TO TALK TO SOMEONE.
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YOU SEE, I'M GOING TO VISIT
MY PARENTS NEXT WEEK,
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AND I STILL HAVEN'T
TOLD THEM I'M GAY.
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XANDIR, YOU REALLY
SHOULD TELL THEM.
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ADMITTING YOU
HAVE A PROBLEM IS
THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT HELP?
IF WE ALL DID A LITTLE
ROLE-PLAYING.
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OOH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
TOOT, YOU BE XANDIR'S MAMA,
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AND CAPTAIN HERO, YOU
GONNA BE XANDIR'S, UM...
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UH...
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PAPA?
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PAPA? WHERE?
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OH.
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OK, I'LL TRY.
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UM, MOMMY, DADDY,
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I'M GAY.
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WELL, SON, I'M SURE
I SPEAK FOR THE BOTH OF US
WHEN I SAY...
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UH, DUH!
UH, DUH!
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I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
YOU WOULD MOCK ME.
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LIFE IS JUST ONE BIG MILDLY
AMUSING CARTOON TO YOU GUYS.
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OH COME ON BUDDY,
YOU KNOW WE ALL HATE YOU.
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YOU GUYS ARE SUCH ASSHOLES.
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AND NOT THE GOOD KIND.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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[CRYING]
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XANDIR, SORRY ABOUT BEFORE.
WE WANNA HELP.
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AH, YOU'LL JUST
MAKE FUN OF ME AGAIN.
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NO, WE WON'T, GAY FRIEND.
I SWEAR ON YOUR GAY EYES.
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COME ON, XANDIR.
LET'S GIVE THIS
ROLE-PLAYING ANOTHER TRY.
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OK. HERE GOES.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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MOM, DAD,
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I'M GAY.
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WHAT? YOU'RE
A GODDAMN QUEER?
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HOW COULD YOU
DO THIS TO US?
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I'M NOT DOING THIS
TO YOU, MOM.
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THIS IS JUST
THE WAY I WAS BORN.
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TOLD YOU NOT
TO HUFF AIRPLANE GLUE
WHILE YOU WERE PREGNANT.
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AT LEAST AIRPLANE GLUE
KNEW HOW TO MAKE ME
FEEL GOOD, ZEMA DICK.
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ZEMA HELPS ME RELAX!
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WOW. YOU GUYS
ARE REALLY COMMITTING
TO THIS ROLE-PLAYING. OW!
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SHUT UP.
JUST SHUT THE HELL UP.
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YOU'RE HURTING ME.
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NOT AS BAD AS YOU'RE
HURTING EVERYONE ELSE.
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JUST LOOK HOW FAT
YOU'VE MADE YOUR MOTHER.
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STAN, NO! STOP THIS!
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GET OFF ME, WOMAN!
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MOM, ARE YOU OK?
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I JUST...WELL, I HAVE
A CASSEROLE IN THE OVEN.
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WOW. TOOT REALLY NAILED
MY MOM'S ABILITY
TO TAKE A PUNCH.
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HMM. ARE WE GONNA
TALK ABOUT THIS?
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THERE'S NOTHING
TO TALK ABOUT.
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YOU ARE NOT GAY.
I FORBID IT.
END OF DISCUSSION.
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MOM?
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YOU HEARD YOUR FATHER.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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OH, WHOEVER COULD THAT BE?
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LOOK, EVERYONE.
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IT'S XANDIR'S OLD
HIGH SCHOOL GIRLFRIEND,
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MARY LOU SLUTSKY.
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WHAT A SURPRISE.
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[GROANS]
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HI, XANDIR.
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MY MAMA FINALLY GOT HER
SETTLEMENT CHECK AND GOT HERSELF
A DOUBLE WIDE.
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YES, AND SHE DESERVES IT.
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SHE GAVE TEN YEARS OF HER LIFE
AND SIX OF HER FINGERS TO THAT
CHICKEN PLANT.
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YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
PRACTICING THIS TRICK
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WHERE I DRINK 10 BEERS
AND LET YOU DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME.
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I'M GETTING
REAL GOOD AT IT.
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UH, MARY LOU,
I'M REALLY FLATTERED.
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DAMN RIGHT
YOU'RE FLATTERED, SON.
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NOW, GIVE THAT
LITTLE SLUT A HUG.
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GO ON NOW.
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YEAH. DOESN'T
THAT FEEL GOOD?
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OH, I AM VERY ATTRACTED TO YOU
BECAUSE YOU ARE A WOMAN.
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OH XANDIR!
KISS ME!
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[KISSING NOISES]
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AND NOW I WILL PUT MY PENIS INTO
YOUR VAGINA.
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THANK YOU.
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STOP IT, YOU GUYS.
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I'M GAY, AND THIS ISN'T
GOING TO CHANGE THAT.
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YOU'RE...GAY?
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[SOBBING]
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WE CAN'T DO THIS ALONE,
XANDIR'S MOM.
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WE NEED TO BRING IN
A PROFESSIONAL.
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FEAR NOT,
FAMILY IN CRISIS.
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I SPEND A LOT OF TIME
WITH YOUNG MEN
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WHO ARE STRUGGLING
WITH HOMOSEXUAL URGES.
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I KNOW HOW THEY THINK,
HOW THEY FEEL.
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I DON'T WANT MY SON
TO GO TO HELL,
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OR WHEREVER THE GAYS
AND JEWS END UP.
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PADRE, CAN YOU FIX HIM?
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I'M NOT BROKEN, DAD.
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WELL, I GUESS
THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN YOU AND MY HEART.
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IF THIS FAMILY
IS EVER TO HEAL,
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YOU MUST LEARN
TO UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.
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LET US START WITH SOME
SIMPLE ROLE-PLAYING.
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FATHER, WE WERE
ALREADY ROLE-PLAYING.
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HEY, I'M
THE ONE COUNSELING
THE FAMILY HERE.
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IF I HAVE ANY QUESTIONS
ABOUT TONGUE-DIVING A STINK
TUBE, I'LL ASK YOU. OK?
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FAIR ENOUGH.
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NOW, YOU BE
THE GAY'S DAD.
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OH. OK.
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I LOVE FOOTBALL.
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AND YOU BE THE GAY.
I AIN'T GONNA BE NO HOMO.
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FINE. YOU BE
XANDIR'S MOM.
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FINE. I'M ASKING FOR THIS.
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THEN WHO AM I?
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YOU'RE THE HOMO.
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CAN I BE THE DAD?
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OK, YOU BE STAN.
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THEN WHO THE HELL AM I?
THE QUEER.
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I WANTED
TO BE THE QUEER.
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I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS NONSENSE.
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I HAVE A CASSEROLE
IN THE OVEN.
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THAT'S JUST IT, MOM.
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THERE WAS ALWAYS
A CASSEROLE IN THE OVEN.
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YOU NEVER HAD TIME FOR ME.
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OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I'M SORRY, BABY.
COME TO MAMA.
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OH!
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WOULD YOU STOP CODDLING HIM?
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THAT'S WHY HE'S SUCH A SISSY.
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IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU
BREAST-FED HIM UNTIL HE WAS 5.
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SACRIFICING ALL
THE SENSITIVITY
IN MY NIPPLES.
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NOT LIKE YOU CARE.
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SHOW SOME RESPECT,
XANDIR'S MOM.
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OH!
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DON'T YOU HURT
MY MOTHER. OH!
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[GROWLS] I'M THE MAN
OF THIS HOUSE,
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AND NOBODY DISRESPECTS ME.
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NOW, YOU GET OUT OF HERE
AND NEVER COME BACK.
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BUT...I'M YOUR SON.
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MY SON IS DEAD.
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[CHANTING]
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MOM.
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[WHIMPERS]
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[CHANTING]
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[SOBBING]
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OH, GOD!
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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WELL, THAT WENT WELL.
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NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I HAVE A NOONER.
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SO YOU WANT TO BE
AN ALTAR BOY.
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NO, I DON'T. YOU TOOK ME
FROM THE PLAYGROUND.
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GOD TOOK YOU
FROM THE PLAYGROUND.
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WHEE!
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THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT
FOR ME AT HOME.
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SO I WENT AS FAR AWAY
AS I POSSIBLY COULD.
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WHOA. THE BIG CITY.
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HEY THERE, KIDDO.
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OH. HELLO, KIND STRANGER.
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I NOTICED YOU LOOKED
A LITTLE LOST.
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YOU KNOW ANYONE AROUND HERE?
NEED A PLACE TO STAY?
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I'M COMPLETELY
ON MY OWN NOW.
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ALL I HAVE LEFT
IS A DREAM.
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OH, YEAH?
WHAT DREAM IS THAT?
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I WANNA BE A STAR.
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WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK, KID.
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IT JUST SO HAPPENS
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I'M IN
THE STAR-MAKING BUSINESS.
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HERE YOU GO, DADDY.
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WHO'S THE NEW BITCH?
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I'M XANDIR,
AND I'M GONNA BE A ST--
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THE ADULTS ARE TALKING.
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XANDIR'S GONNA STAY
WITH US FOR A WHILE.
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AND YOU,
CHOCOLANDRA LOVE,
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YOU'RE GONNA
SHOW HIM THE ROPES.
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FINE. HERE ARE
THE GROUND RULES.
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I AM DADDY'S
NUMBER-ONE GIRL.
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NO CONDOMS IN THE TOILET.
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AND DON'T LEAVE
THE STOVE ON ALL NIGHT.
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AND DON'T DRY
THE LAUNDRY IN THE STOVE.
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AND DO NOT USE
THE STOVE AS A HEATER.
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I AIN'T ALLOWED
TO USE THE STOVE NO MORE.
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PTTH!
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[GRUNTING]
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HEY, YOU WANT ANOTHER
DRINK THERE, UH, STAN?
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HEY, CAN I GET A BEER?
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DID YOU JUST ASK
IF I'M QUEER?
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JUST 'CAUSE MY SON'S GAY
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN
THAT I'M GAY, TOO.
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UH, LOOK, I JUST
ASKED FOR A BEER.
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HEY, STOP HITTING.
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YEAH, BABY.
MM-HMM. THAT HURT.
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IT REALLY DO.
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THIS IS SO WORTH
HALF OF MY FIXED
MONTHLY INCOME.
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HEY, DADDY,
I JUST WANTED TO SAY
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I REALLY APPRECIATE
EVERYTHING YOU'VE
DONE FOR ME--
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GIVING ME A PLACE TO STAY
AND BUYING ME
THESE FANCY THREADS.
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YOU KNOW,
THAT'S REAL SEAL SKIN.
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OH.
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I JUST WISH THERE WAS
SOME WAY I COULD REPAY YOU.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT,
THERE IS.
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OH.
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OUR BILLS ARE COMING DUE.
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WE'RE A LITTLE BIT
SHORT ON CASH.
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LUCKILY, AN ASSOCIATE OF MINE,
MR. NAGASAKI, IS IN TOWN.
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HE'S A VERY GENEROUS MAN.
OH.
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VERY GENEROUS.
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AIN'T THAT RIGHT,
MR. NAGASAKI?
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[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
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I'LL LEAVE YOU
TWO LOVEBIRDS ALONE.
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
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I--WHAT?
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WHAT?
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[SOBBING]
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[INHALES]
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AHH!
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MARY LOU?
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HEY, XANDIR'S DAD.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?
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NOTHING. NOTHING.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT AT THIS HOUR?
IT'S GETTING DARK.
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PLAY PRACTICE
WENT A LITTLE LATE.
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HOP IN. I'LL GIVE YOU
A RIDE HOME.
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YOU LIKE STARSHIP?
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WHO DOESN'T?
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♪ WE BUILT THIS CITY ♪
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HEATER'S BROKE,
BUT IT'S WARM OVER HERE.
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YOU CAN SLIDE OVER
NICE AND CLOSE.
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♪ WE BUILT THIS CITY
ON ROCK AND ROLL ♪
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MARY LOU, I DON'T
KNOW WHY MY BOY EVER
BROKE UP WITH YOU.
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YOU SURE ARE
A PRETTY LITTLE THING.
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WHY, THANK YOU, XANDIR'S DAD.
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NOW, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN
WITH LOTS OF BOYS,
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BUT HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN WITH A MAN?
231
00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:01,432
AH...MMM.
232
00:11:01,466 --> 00:11:05,599
[MOANING]
233
00:11:05,633 --> 00:11:08,098
AH, YEAH.
234
00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:11,332
YOU LIKE MY THUMB,
DON'T YOU, BITCH?
235
00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:16,699
WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU
SOMETHING ALMOST AS BIG.
236
00:11:20,899 --> 00:11:23,466
SO WAS HE ANY GOOD,
MR. NAGASAKI?
237
00:11:26,233 --> 00:11:28,165
SORRY ABOUT THAT. HE'S NEW.
238
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:36,299
SO DIRTY.
DIRTY, DIRTY. OH-OH!
239
00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:37,432
IT GETS EASIER.
240
00:11:37,466 --> 00:11:40,432
EVERY TIME IT'S GONNA
GET A LITTLE BIT EASIER.
241
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:43,832
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I JUST
PRETEND I AIN'T EVEN THERE.
242
00:11:43,866 --> 00:11:46,965
I IMAGINE I'M IN
A WHOLE NOTHER PLACE.
243
00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:50,499
A HAPPY PLACE.
A PLACE THAT GOT RIBS.
244
00:11:51,567 --> 00:11:53,032
COME HERE, BABY.
245
00:11:53,066 --> 00:11:55,699
[SOBBING]
246
00:11:55,733 --> 00:11:58,165
HEY, XANDIR, YOU GOT
ANOTHER CUSTOMER.
247
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,532
WORD'S GETTING AROUND TOWN
YOU CRY A LOT.
248
00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:03,366
JAPANESE BUSINESSMEN
LOVE THAT.
249
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,066
LET'S GO.
250
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,599
REMEMBER, XANDIR.
251
00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:08,699
RIBS.
252
00:12:26,799 --> 00:12:27,766
OHH!
[GASPS]
253
00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,566
OH, MY GOD! STANLEY!
254
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,799
OH, MY GOD!
XANDIR'S MOM!
255
00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:38,098
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME
WHY WE'RE DOING THIS
256
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,031
WHEN XANDIR'S NOT AROUND?
257
00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:43,866
HOW COULD YOU, STAN?
AND IN OUR OWN BED.
258
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,499
SHE MEANS NOTHING TO ME.
259
00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:48,432
GOOD. THEN I'LL THROW HER OUT.
260
00:12:48,466 --> 00:12:51,466
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
TO ME, TO US?
261
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,031
I'M A MAN. I HAVE NEEDS.
262
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:57,765
WHY DON'T YOU TOUCH ME
ANYMORE, STAN? I'M YOUR WIFE.
263
00:12:57,799 --> 00:12:59,532
YOU'RE NOT
THE WOMAN I MARRIED.
264
00:12:59,566 --> 00:13:02,732
YOU'RE MORE LIKE THE WOMAN
WHO ATE THE WOMAN I MARRIED.
265
00:13:02,766 --> 00:13:05,332
YOU HAVE 3 CHILDREN AND
WE'LL SEE HOW YOUR HIPS LOOK.
266
00:13:05,366 --> 00:13:09,466
FINE. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY
I NEVER TOUCH YOU ANYMORE?
267
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,299
IT'S BECAUSE...
268
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,766
EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU,
269
00:13:13,801 --> 00:13:17,199
I SEE HIS EYES,
270
00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:22,165
HIS GAY, GAY EYES.
271
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,766
OH, BABY, I KNOW.
272
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,865
IT HURTS WHEN YOU
FINALLY REALIZE YOU CARE.
273
00:13:26,899 --> 00:13:30,132
BABY, I'M SO SORRY
FOR THE WAY I TREATED YOU.
274
00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:32,466
I NEED HELP. I NEED HELP.
275
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,265
I'LL HELP YOU.
276
00:13:36,767 --> 00:13:39,332
MMM. MMM!
277
00:13:39,367 --> 00:13:41,432
OH, STAN!
278
00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:42,732
OH!
279
00:13:48,266 --> 00:13:50,599
[GLASS SHATTERS]
280
00:13:50,634 --> 00:13:53,332
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
281
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,232
MR. NAGASAKI IS DEAD!
282
00:13:55,266 --> 00:13:56,299
DEAD!
283
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,399
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
284
00:13:57,433 --> 00:13:58,932
I DID JUST WHAT HE ASKED.
285
00:13:58,966 --> 00:14:01,266
I GOT ON TOP
OF THE SHITTING TABLE,
286
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,898
AND THE GLASS,
IT JUST SHATTERED.
287
00:14:03,932 --> 00:14:06,733
I TOLD DADDY IF HE WANT
A QUALITY SHITTIN' TABLE,
288
00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:08,265
YOU GOTS TO GO GERMAN.
289
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:10,232
THEM SWEDES DON'T KNOW
CRAP ABOUT SHIT.
290
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:11,566
DADDY'S GONNA KILL ME.
291
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,832
MR. NAGASAKI WAS
HIS BEST CUSTOMER.
292
00:14:13,866 --> 00:14:16,898
THAT'S ONLY 'CAUSE
HE THINKS EVERY ASIAN GUY
IS MR. NAGASAKI.
293
00:14:16,932 --> 00:14:19,265
I WAS GONNA BE A STAR.
294
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,899
XANDIR, FOCUS.
295
00:14:20,933 --> 00:14:22,231
YOU DO AS I SAY,
296
00:14:22,266 --> 00:14:24,232
AND I'M GONNA GET YOU
OUT OF THIS MESS, BABY.
297
00:14:24,266 --> 00:14:26,732
THANK YOU.
OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
298
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,732
NOW, WE GOT TO GET
RID OF THE BODY.
299
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:31,399
DADDY GONNA BE BACK FROM
THE OPERA IN 20 MINUTES.
300
00:14:31,434 --> 00:14:32,766
[SIGHING]
301
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,432
THAT...WAS...
302
00:14:34,467 --> 00:14:35,799
INCREDIBLE.
303
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,066
I KNOW.
304
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:40,499
YET SOMETHING WAS MISSING.
305
00:14:40,534 --> 00:14:42,632
OUR SON.
306
00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:46,899
OUR GAY, GAY SON.
307
00:14:46,933 --> 00:14:51,466
♪ 'CAUSE YOU BELONG
TO THE CITY ♪
308
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:55,931
♪ YOU BELONG TO THE NIGHT ♪
309
00:14:55,966 --> 00:14:59,565
♪ LIVING IN A RIVER
OF DARKNESS ♪
310
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,432
♪ BENEATH
THE NEON LIGHTS ♪
311
00:15:04,933 --> 00:15:09,132
♪ YOU WERE BORN
IN THE CITY ♪
312
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:11,733
♪ CONCRETE
UNDER YOUR FEET ♪
313
00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:15,565
♪ IT'S IN YOUR MOVES ♪
314
00:15:15,599 --> 00:15:16,833
♪ IT'S IN YOUR... ♪
315
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,633
THANK YOU SO MUCH,
CHOCOLANDRA.
316
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:23,999
NOW, WHEN WE DONE HERE,
YOU GONNA PACK YOUR BAGS AND RUN
317
00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:25,998
AND DON'T EVER LOOK BACK.
318
00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:27,566
YOU UNDERSTAND?
319
00:15:29,233 --> 00:15:31,132
RUN? I CAN'T RUN.
320
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,666
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE, XANDIR.
321
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,933
YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL
FOR THIS WORLD.
322
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,566
BUT DADDY WILL KILL ME
IF I LEAVE.
323
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,098
I WILL HANDLE DADDY.
324
00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:44,098
YOU JUST GO HOME
TO YOUR FAMILY.
325
00:15:46,266 --> 00:15:48,633
MY PARENTS,
THEY DON'T LOVE ME.
326
00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:52,432
OF COURSE THEY LOVE YOU.
A MAMA NEVER STOP
LOVING HER SON.
327
00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:55,399
I SHOULD KNOW,
FOR I, TOO, AM A PARENT.
328
00:15:55,433 --> 00:15:57,299
CHOCOLANDRA?
329
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,365
XANDIR, I NEED YOU
TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME.
330
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:02,766
WHEN YOU GETS OUT OF HERE,
YOU GO TO KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI.
331
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,932
THERE'S AN ORPHANAGE
ON TOP OF THE HILL.
332
00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:07,799
FIND A BOY
WITH EYES LIKE MINE,
333
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,800
AND YOU TELL HIM
THAT HIS MAMA LOVE HIM.
334
00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:14,065
TELL THAT BOY...I'M SORRY.
335
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,799
KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI.
336
00:16:15,834 --> 00:16:18,065
I WILL, CHOCOLANDRA.
I WILL.
337
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:19,066
GOOD.
338
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,466
[SQUISHING]
339
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,232
HEY, XANDIR, YOU MISSED
QUITE AN OPERA.
340
00:16:32,266 --> 00:16:35,332
♪ KILL THE RABBIT,
KILL THE-- ♪
HEY, WHAT THE--
341
00:16:35,366 --> 00:16:36,865
WHERE THE HELL
ARE YOU GOING?
342
00:16:36,899 --> 00:16:39,098
OH. I, UM...[CHUCKLES]
343
00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:42,199
YOU TRYING TO RUN OUT
ON ME, BITCH, HUH?
344
00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:46,198
THERE'S ONLY 2 WAYS
OUT OF DADDY'S STABLE--
345
00:16:46,232 --> 00:16:49,299
DEATH OR PROMOTION
IN OUR MANAGEMENT
TRAINING PROGRAM.
346
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:51,765
AND WE'RE TRYING TO FILL
THOSE SLOTS WITH MINORITIES.
347
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,365
HEY, THEY'RE NOT ASKING
FOR A HANDOUT, JUST A HAND.
348
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,499
[WHIMPERING]
349
00:16:57,999 --> 00:17:01,198
PLEASE, DADDY, NO.
DON'T SHOOT. I WANNA BE A STAR.
350
00:17:01,233 --> 00:17:02,598
[GUN COCKING]
351
00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:04,332
AH!
352
00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:06,065
RUN, XANDIR! RUN!
353
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,666
COME WITH ME, CHOCOLANDRA.
354
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:09,832
I CAN'T.
THIS IS MY LIFE.
355
00:17:09,866 --> 00:17:10,599
NO, IT ISN'T.
356
00:17:10,633 --> 00:17:12,365
OK, LET'S GO.
357
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:12,898
[GUNSHOT]
358
00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:16,666
OHH! UHH!
359
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,065
CHOCOLANDRA!
360
00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:20,299
[COUGHS] GO, XANDIR.
361
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:23,265
AND REMEMBER...
[COUGHING]
362
00:17:23,299 --> 00:17:25,732
KANSAS...CITY,
363
00:17:25,766 --> 00:17:27,999
MISSOURI.
364
00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:30,632
IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN SOMETHING?
365
00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:33,466
OH, TIMMY. OHH!
366
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,132
I AM SO MAD AT YOU.
367
00:18:00,132 --> 00:18:01,532
[GASPS]
368
00:18:02,767 --> 00:18:05,332
SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS.
369
00:18:05,366 --> 00:18:08,032
OHHH! AGGGH!
370
00:18:08,066 --> 00:18:10,332
AHHHHHHH!
371
00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:12,765
DIE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
372
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,299
OHHH!
373
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:20,699
[GUN COCKING]
374
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:24,565
I TOLD YOU,
NOBODY LEAVES DADDY'S STABLE.
375
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:28,599
NOW I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR LIMP
WRISTED, MANGINA-LOVING
BRAINS OUT.
376
00:18:28,634 --> 00:18:33,432
NOBODY CALLS MY SON
A LIMP-WRISTED, "MANGINA-LOVING
BRAINS OUT" BUT ME.
377
00:18:33,466 --> 00:18:34,599
DAD.
378
00:18:34,634 --> 00:18:36,599
UH. HOMO'S DADDY
SAYS WHAT?
379
00:18:36,634 --> 00:18:37,499
WHAT?
380
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,699
EXACTLY.
381
00:18:39,733 --> 00:18:41,165
OW!
382
00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:47,999
MAMA!
383
00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:49,299
OH, SON!
384
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:52,365
[GRUNTING]
385
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,332
[GUNSHOT]
386
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,365
AH!
387
00:18:57,399 --> 00:18:59,031
I...
388
00:18:59,066 --> 00:19:00,798
PAPA!
STAN!
389
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,699
FREEZE!
PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
390
00:19:11,534 --> 00:19:12,932
XANDIR.
391
00:19:12,966 --> 00:19:14,465
I'M SO SORRY.
392
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,466
SHH.
393
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,899
DON'T TALK, DAD.
SAVE YOUR STRENGTH.
394
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,532
NO. I MUST SAY THIS.
395
00:19:25,567 --> 00:19:28,965
YOU'RE MY SON.
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
396
00:19:28,999 --> 00:19:31,699
NO MATTER HOW MANY
SAUSAGES YOU SMOKE,
397
00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:34,398
NO MATTER HOW MANY
FUDGE HOLES YOU POKE,
398
00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:38,466
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES
YOU DRESS UP LIKE PRINCESS LEIA,
399
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,699
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE...
400
00:19:40,734 --> 00:19:42,165
MY SON.
401
00:19:42,199 --> 00:19:45,432
MY GAY SON.
402
00:19:45,466 --> 00:19:48,699
NO MATTER
HOW MANY BEER BOTTLES
YOU SHOVE UP YOUR ASS,
403
00:19:48,734 --> 00:19:52,498
OR POTATOES OR LIGHT BULBS
OR WHATEVER YOU PEOPLE
SHOVE UP THERE,
404
00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:54,998
I ACCEPT YOU
FOR WHO YOU ARE.
405
00:19:55,033 --> 00:19:56,932
MY SON.
406
00:19:56,967 --> 00:19:59,532
MY GAY SON.
407
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,599
MY SAUSAGE-SMOKING,
FUDGE HOLE-POKING,
408
00:20:02,633 --> 00:20:05,699
LIGHT BULB-STICKING
AND SNURD-NURGLING SON.
409
00:20:05,733 --> 00:20:07,799
THAT'S ALL I EVER
WANTED TO HEAR.
410
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:09,265
THANKS, DAD.
411
00:20:10,567 --> 00:20:12,098
GAY.
412
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:32,733
SO THAT'S WHAT'LL
HAPPEN WHEN I TELL
MY PARENTS I'M GAY.
413
00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:34,733
HUH. NOW I KNOW
WHAT TO EXPECT.
414
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,399
THANKS, GUYS.
415
00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:39,165
[HUMMING]
416
00:20:40,434 --> 00:20:42,466
MOM, DAD,
417
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,799
I'M GAY.
418
00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:46,000
WELL, SON,
419
00:20:46,034 --> 00:20:48,666
I'M SURE I SPEAK
FOR THE BOTH OF US
WHEN I SAY...
420
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:53,766
UH, DUH!
UH, DUH!
421
00:20:53,801 --> 00:20:56,098
[APPLAUSE]
422
00:20:56,133 --> 00:21:00,399
♪ YOU BELONG TO THE CITY ♪
423
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:03,432
♪ YOU BELONG TO THE NIGHT ♪
424
00:21:04,966 --> 00:21:06,899
♪ LIVING IN A RIVER
OF DARKNESS ♪
425
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,566
♪ YOU BELONG... ♪
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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