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Housemates,
report to the backyard.
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Foxxy: the producers set up
a badminton challenge
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Between us and the original
cast drawn together.
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Prepared to be transformed
into a bunch of losers.
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All right, team,
let's make these guys
eat shuttlecock.
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Hey, can we get
this game going already?
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All: ready!
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I got it! All mine!
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Ooh!
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Interference.
Xandir was totally offsides.
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Do over. [grunts]
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Dude, you're the worst
athlete I've ever seen,
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And I've been to, like,
every special olympics.
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There's this one guy,
basically just a head
on a spring,
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And he's way
better than you.
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I can't help it.
I can't do sports, ok?
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There. Now you know
my kryptonite--
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Doing sports games.
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Are you happy?
I hate you all.
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[sobbing]
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Congratulations original
cast drawn together.
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For winning the badmitton
game you'll receive a pound of
ground beef
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And a quarter cup of water.
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Booyah!
That's all I need!
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Proceed to main
title sequence.
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Ah!
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I suck.
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Keep 'em coming.
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I think you've had
enough lemonade, mister.
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I'll tell you when I've had
enough lemonade, mister.
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Just give me
the whole damn lemon.
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[grunts]
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Mmmmmmmmm! Gg!
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Hey, wooldoor, jump on.
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Let's go do something cool.
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I can't, spanky. It's Sunday.
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You know, my special day
to make lemonade
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With my bestest
friend clara.
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Well, unless you're
making lemonade on clara,
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That's nothing special.
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Hmm.
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Yoo-hoo!
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Hmm.
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Ok, spanky.
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Let's go.
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We're off to the coolest
place in all the land--
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The mall.
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Oh, you're beautiful.
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What's your name, mister?
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Oh, please.
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I only chat
with real men who know
how to play sports.
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[sobbing]
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Shrek 2 was right.
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What kind of man is bad
at doing sports games?
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Oh, lord, if there
is a sport out there
that I can master,
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Please give me a sign.
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Hey, y'all, who wants
to sponsor me?
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I'm walking in
the aids walk next week.
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It's per mile.
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Walk? I can walk.
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So you are gonna
sponsor me?
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You know it's
per mile, right?
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Hells, no, I won't
be sponsoring you.
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I'll be sponsoring me
to win the aids walk.
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The aids walk is not
competition, asshole.
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It's a charity, like not
spitting on ugly people.
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I gave at the office.
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I'll practice
night and day.
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Before you know it,
I'll do more walking
and have more aids
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Than you can
possibly imagine.
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You were right, spanky.
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This is so much cooler
than doing a lemonade stand.
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But I don't have any money
to buy this candy.
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If you were really cool,
you'd just steal it.
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I can't do that.
Why not?
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'cause I'm right here
and I can hear
everything you're saying.
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Don't listen
to her, wooldoor.
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Just slip the bag
under your shirt
and walk out.
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She'll never know.
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Yes, I will.
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And so will
the security guard.
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Hey, how you doing, fella?
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Who are you gonna
listen to, wooldoor?
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Me, your cool friend,
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Or some filthy whore
off the street?
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I didn't know what to do.
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I've never stolen
anything in my life.
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But spanky was pretty cool,
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And she was
a filthy, filthy whore.
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[sobbing]
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[sighs]
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That'll be 2.46.
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Can you break a 50?
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[sobbing]
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It's over.
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Just drop the candy and
step away from the ledge.
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Please, mister.
I didn't mean to do it.
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I don't care.
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I'm telling you, step away
or the bitch gets it!
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No! Don't do it!
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I'm not gonna say it again!
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Run! He's gonna kill me
no matter what you do.
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No, no, no.
Don't do it. I give up.
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Uh! [sobbing]
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Take him away.
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And now to tie up
some loose ends.
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[gunshot]
[birds squawking]
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I don't know
how long I was trapped
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In that mall security-slash-
lost and found lounge.
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It could've been 1 minute.
It could've been 10.
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Oh. Ooh.
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[crunching]
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Hey, you, uh,
wooldoor sockbat?
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Yes, mister.
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Sign here and you can go.
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Go? You mean...
I'm being let out already?
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Well, sure. All you did
was steal some candy.
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It's not like you chewed off
someone's arm, testicles,
and part of their face.
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George, let him out.
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Ok, you're free to go.
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Hey, subplot,
out of my way.
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Main story coming through.
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The aids walk
was drawing near,
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And I was determined
to bring home the gold.
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So I joined the most
elite walking force
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In the free world--
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The mall walkers.
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Wow. You guys are good.
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I mean like "5-time
world-walking champion
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Jose 'daddy long legs'
martinez" good.
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Watch out!
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You should go
play badminton.
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Go back to jogging,
you homo.
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Oh. Ok, you guys
go on ahead.
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I sucked at all
sports games,
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Even walking.
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There was no way
I could win the aids walk.
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But then I saw something
that gave me an idea.
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Hey there, bub.
I need the strongest
stuff you've got.
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Well, sir, we've got a terrific
line of herbal supplements.
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Herbal? What do
I look like to you?
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Some crazy wacko who'll put
anything inside his body
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And then take pictures
of it coming out
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And post them
on his web site
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Which gets over
10,000 hits a day,
most of them in germany?
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Do I? Do I?
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Then I guess you wouldn't
be interested in, uh,
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Steroids.
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Oh, I like
to whisper, too.
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My only problem is,
I never know
what to whisper.
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So sometimes I just
pretend, like this.
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Psst-pss-psst-pss.
Pss-psst-pss-psst.
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Um...Uh, I'm gonna
take that as a "yes."
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Please, sir, walk this way.
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If I could walk that way,
I wouldn't need steroids.
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Boo!
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Dear fellas,
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I can't believe how fast
things move on the outside.
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I saw an automobile once
when I was a kid,
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But now
they're everywhere.
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[gasps]
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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[rooster crowing]
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The world went and got itself
in a big damn hurry.
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The parole board
got me a job
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Bagging groceries
at the foodway.
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It's hard work,
and I try to keep up,
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But my hands hurt
most of the time.
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I don't think the store
manager likes me very much.
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Hey, uh, boss,
can I go to the potty? Please.
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How many times
do I have to tell you?
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You ain't got to ask me.
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Maybe an hour
in the hole will teach you.
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Life on the outside
is just too much to handle.
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I wish there was something
I could grab on to
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So things could be
like they were
before I went away.
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The way they
were with clara
and our lemonade stand.
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Why did you give him money?
You know he's just
gonna spend it on lemonade.
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I started training
with my new workout
partner, mr. Steroids.
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I must get stronger.
Stronger!
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I needed more steroids
but I was out of money.
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Luckily I soon found
an easy source of cash.
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Sponsor me! Sponsor me!
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Ok. Here.
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Take it.
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Sponsor me!
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Gwaa.
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Sponsor me!
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Sponsor me!
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Ooh.
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[grunting]
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I didn't know what
captain hero was up to,
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So I needed
to run some tests.
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I was afraid of this.
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Steroids.
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Clara?
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Wooldoor. When
did you get out?
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Clara, the only thing
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That got me through my time
in the mall security-slash-
lost and found lounge
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Was thinking about you
and our lemonade stand.
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Well, I, uh...
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Evening, old-timer.
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Oh. What? Wooldoor?
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Huh?
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00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,034
[gasps]
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00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,207
Awkward!
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00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:11,710
Wooldoor, listen.
I didn't know
how long you'd be in--
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How could you guys?
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00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,447
How could you?
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[sobbing]
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I feel so guilty.
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00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:23,689
Me too,
poor wooldoor.
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00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,024
No, not about that.
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00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:28,460
I watered down one
of the lemonade
jugs with my piss.
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00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,863
If only I knew
which one.
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00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:32,798
Foxxy: captain hero
was in trouble.
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00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:34,800
So we decided to stage
an intervention.
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Everybody ready?
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00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:42,908
Oh, you must be here
to see captain hero,
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00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:46,412
'cause you are a 12-year-old
girl and a donkey.
224
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:50,049
Really? Matthew broderick and
sarah jessica parker are here?
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00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,384
Hey, what gives?
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Hero, we all know
you're abusing steroids,
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00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,890
And we're worried about you.
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00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:00,025
We love you.
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00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,602
Anyway,
addiction is dangerous,
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Whether it's drugs
or lottery tickets
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Or super lotto
or megaplay jackpot
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00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:18,410
Or triple scratch lot--
goddamn, I got to get
some lottery tickets.
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00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:21,113
I'm gonna win big this time.
I can feel it.
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00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:23,115
This is nonsense.
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00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:25,484
The only thing
I'm addicted to
is fighting crime,
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00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,721
Making lists of 3s...
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00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:31,790
Be that as it may,
steroids cause cancer,
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00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:35,294
Kidney failure,
heart problems,
home run records.
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00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,664
And on occasion,
they've been known
to cause fits of rage.
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00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,934
Fits of rage?
I'll show you fits of rage.
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00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:43,469
Agggh!
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00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:55,047
Listen, I know
the gang's hearts
were in the right place,
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00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:58,884
But surprising me
with an intervention
was just wrong.
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Ahhhhh!
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00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:03,255
I mean ok,
maybe I do have
a bit of a problem,
246
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:06,392
But there's a right way
and a wrong way to talk
about these things.
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00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,693
Ya know?
248
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:12,264
[sighs]
sometimes it can be such
a drag living with roommates.
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Agggh!
250
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,369
I don't need this place.
I don't need any of you.
251
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You're all dead to me.
252
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,140
Hoo-ha, hoo-ha.
253
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:24,643
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Wah! Wah! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
254
00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:26,412
[pop]
[crowd cheering]
255
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:29,448
[organ plays "charge"]
256
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,252
The dude
at the nutrition store
257
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,854
Gave me an address
for this place I could go,
258
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:39,558
A place he said
where I could be
with people like myself.
259
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,193
Ah-ga-ga-ga-ga.
260
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,195
I have nowhere else to go.
261
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,664
My friends
just don't get me.
262
00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:46,865
I gets ya.
263
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,802
As long as you don't
gets with me olive oyl.
264
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:51,837
She's my number-one goyl.
265
00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:55,974
Get your skinny ass
out there and earn, bitch.
266
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,778
Ooh, look at
all the mus-cles.
267
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,847
I can hooks you up, cap'n.
268
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:05,651
I just scored some
great roids from
the jolly green giant.
269
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,119
Sweet.
270
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:10,289
You've got some
creamed spinach on your cheek.
271
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:13,125
Oh. That's not spinach.
272
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,760
Ha-ha-ga-ga-ga!
273
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,428
[sobbing]
274
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,331
I was finally in a place
where no one would judge me,
275
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,633
Except maybe judge fudge.
276
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,836
I'd never judge you, baby.
277
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:27,072
I'm far too busy
being delicious.
278
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,341
Everyone had
moved on without me.
279
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,578
There was no place
in the modern world
for wooldoor sockbat.
280
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,647
I had to get back
to the only place
that made any sense to me--
281
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:39,351
The mall security-slash-
lost and found lounge.
282
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,456
Oops. That's not right.
283
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,693
Ahh. That's the stuff.
284
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,498
My best friend
popeye and I
285
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,566
Were getting bigger
than we ever imagined.
286
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,602
Soon we would become
so powerful,
287
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,837
We'd rule the galaxy
as father and son,
288
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,140
Which, unless I become
completely misguided,
289
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,976
Is why I started taking
steroids in the first place.
290
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,978
Nothing could
stand in our way.
291
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,079
Nothing.
292
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,213
Nothing.
293
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,049
Both: ha ha ha ha ha!
294
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:13,218
[coughing]
295
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,888
Popeye, are you all right?
296
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:17,690
It's times you knew.
297
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,559
I've contracted
the deadly aids virus
298
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,461
From sharing
steroid needles.
299
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:23,929
Aids?
300
00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:26,699
How come I've never
heard of this aids?
301
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,401
They should have a walk or
something to raise awareness.
302
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:32,504
[groans] get clean
for me, cap'n.
303
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,906
[coughing]
304
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,908
¶ oh, I'm weaks
at the finish ¶
305
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,210
¶ 'cause aids
beats out spinach ¶
306
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:39,411
[coughing]
307
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:42,214
¶ I'm popeye
the dying man ¶
308
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:44,583
¶ of aids ¶
309
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,488
Nooooooooo!
310
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,690
[birds squawking]
311
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:58,030
I should never have betrayed
my dear friend wooldoor.
312
00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,999
Wooldoor? Wooldoor?
313
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,334
So I went to his room
to apologize,
314
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,670
And what I saw
shocked me.
315
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,872
Goddamn it,
I'm using the toilet.
316
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,108
[farts]
but you can use
the sink if you wanna.
317
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,142
Eww!
318
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,144
So after I took
a grunt in the sink,
319
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:16,215
I went to wooldoor's room,
and what I saw shocked me.
320
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,256
Oh, my god.
321
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,358
Wooldoor's planning
to steal again.
322
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:29,595
I must stop him
before he flushes
his life down the sink.
323
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,234
It was zero hour,
324
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,971
Time to put "operation
go back to mall security-
slash-lost and found lounge
325
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:39,972
Into effect.
326
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:42,141
¶ da-da-da,
da da da da ¶
327
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:45,210
¶ da da da-da-da,
da da ba ba ba ¶
328
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,879
¶ da da ba ba ba ¶
329
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,781
¶ da da da doo-dum ¶
330
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:52,017
¶ da da da ba da
da da da ba-bum ¶
331
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,585
Yahh!
332
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,154
Whee!
333
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:59,124
Attention. We have
an ru486 in progress.
334
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,415
[cat screeches]
335
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,188
Whee!
336
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,926
[sobbing]
337
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,599
Clara:
psst. Wooldoor. Up here.
338
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,935
We can escape
through this vent.
339
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,304
No. I don't want your help.
340
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,774
Oh, wooldoor, I'm sorry
I didn't wait for you.
341
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,676
You deserved better.
342
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,046
Oh, clara.
343
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,082
That's all I ever
wanted to hear. Ah!
344
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,151
Go home, clara.
345
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,086
Forget about me.
346
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:04,690
Like you've forgotten
the social advances
of the last 40 years.
347
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,292
No, wooldoor.
I promise I'll wait this time.
348
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:10,863
No matter how
long it takes, I will wait.
349
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:14,133
Really? You know, it's gonna
be like 20, 25 minutes.
350
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,201
I don't care
if it's 28 minutes.
351
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,970
I'll be right here.
352
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,271
Oh, clara.
353
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:24,343
Clara, they let me out early
for good behavior.
354
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,178
Eh...Clara?
355
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,014
Sorry, dude. She took off
like 10 minutes ago.
356
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,416
Ahhhhhh!
357
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:34,286
No, no, no, no, no!
358
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:43,562
[gasps] hero,
what are you doing here?
359
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,731
You are the second
to last person
360
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,766
I ever thought
I'd see again.
361
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:49,535
Oh, little timmy.
362
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,704
Mommy misses you.
363
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,806
I lost my way, housemates,
364
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,974
And for that,
I'm truly sorry.
365
00:17:56,009 --> 00:17:57,976
But I made
a promise to a friend
366
00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:00,412
As he lay dying
in my hulking biceps
367
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:03,048
That I'd win this aids walk
368
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,784
And that I'd
do it clean for him.
369
00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:08,287
Oh, I'm so proud
of you, hero.
370
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,824
You're like the son
the courts will never
allow me to have.
371
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:17,229
Ok, walkers, each lap
around the park is 1 mile.
372
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:21,266
Let's have fun
and raise some money
for a great cause.
373
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,573
[grunts]
374
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,509
I'll make you proud,
popeye.
375
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,717
Out of my way.
376
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,855
¶ winner takes it all ¶
377
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:43,889
¶ loser takes a fall ¶
378
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:48,360
Walk, hero.
Walk like an eagle.
379
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:51,730
¶ winner takes it all ¶
380
00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:53,499
¶ loser takes a fall ¶
381
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,372
¶ winner takes it all ¶
382
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,341
¶ loser takes a fall ¶
383
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,344
¶ in time you'll make it
over the top ¶
384
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,313
I won. I won!
385
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,883
You dumb ass.
Look what you did.
386
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,621
Didn't I tell you
it was per mile?
387
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,156
Everyone's dead or wounded
388
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,725
Before they finished
even one lap.
389
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,827
We won't raise a dime!
390
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,996
The aids walk is ruined!
391
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,065
I don't quite follow you.
392
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:28,934
But I get the gist of what
you're saying, friend.
393
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,303
I thank you for your
hearty congratulations,
394
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,072
And I accept
your strange trophy
395
00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:35,607
As a token
of my impressive victory.
396
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,346
I did it, popeye.
397
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,648
I did it for you!
398
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:46,919
Who the hell is that asshole?
399
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:49,054
Toot-toot!
400
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,657
¶ fudge ¶
401
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,858
¶ he's the man ¶
402
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:56,061
¶ putting bad guys
in the slammer ¶
403
00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,598
¶ rules the street ¶
404
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:03,569
¶ with a sweet milky
fist of justice ¶
405
00:20:04,838 --> 00:20:06,739
¶ he don't eat
krispies or nuts ¶
406
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:07,940
Hell, no.
407
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:11,977
¶ 'cause he's got
ball-all-all-alls ¶
408
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:21,253
Woman: judge fudge,
my son is being mauled
by a polar bear.
409
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,789
Help me,
help me, please!
410
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,324
Sorry, baby.
411
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,960
I don't have time
to save your son.
412
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:31,230
I'm far too busy
being delicious.
413
00:20:38,038 --> 00:20:39,738
Fudge.
414
00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:43,642
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