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COME ON, YOU FREAK!
CHUG!
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SPANKY AND I
ARE SUCH GOOD BUDS,
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WE'RE ALWAYS PLAYING THESE FUN
LITTLE GAMES OF CHANCE.
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HA HA HA!
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QUIET DOWN!
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CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M BUSY OVER HERE?
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BUT CAPTAIN HERO
NEVER WANTS TO PLAY.
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HE JUST WANTS
TO STARE AT THAT POSTER.
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OH, YEAH.
DON'T STOP.
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YOU KNOW DADDY
LIKES IT ALL WET.
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YOU KNOW, AT FIRST
I WAS UNCOMFORTABLE
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WITH THE IDEA OF SHOWERING
WITH ANOTHER WOMAN,
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BUT THEN THE PRODUCERS
FORCED ME.
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HEY FOXXY,
PASS ME THE LOOFAH?
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SURE THING BABY.
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UHH! MMM!
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OH YEAH, TURN AROUND.
LET ME SEE THAT ASS.
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OH!
NOW I CAN'T SEE YOUR BOOBIES.
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[GIGGLING]
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MOVE OVER GIRLS.
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FOXXY!
CLARA!
WATCH OUT!
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THERE'S A RHINOCEROS LOOSE IN
THE BATHROOM!
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HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT US NAKED
WITH YOUR X-RAY VISION!
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SERIOUSLY,
HOW DARE YOU.
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I'M LEAVING.
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BY WHICH I MEAN THE PLANET.
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UNLESS THINGS CHANGE, PEOPLE.
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UNLESS THINGS CHANGE.
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WHILE YOU SAT THERE
WATCHING US NAKED,
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DID YOU EVER EVEN
FOR JUST ONE SECOND
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CONSIDER ME ATTRACTIVE?
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OH, SURE.
THERE'S AN ATTRACTION.
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I MEAN,
YOU HAVE A CERTAIN,
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WHAT'S THE WORD,
GRAVITATIONAL PULL.
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[MOCKING]
HA HA HA.
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YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
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[YELLING JAPANESE]
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WELL, HERO, I KNEW
WHAT YOU WAS UP TO.
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YOU KNEW?
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OH, SO THAT'S WHY
YOU SHAVED YOUR PUBES TO READ.
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HI CAPTAIN HERO.
WHAT'S UP?
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I BET YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE,
HUH?
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YEAH BABY, USE THAT X-RAY VISION
TO CHECK ME OUT.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
UH-HUH.
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YOU CAN LOOK BUT
YOU CAN'T TOUCH.
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OH YEAH, FOXXY
LIKES TO TEASE YOU,
BUT NEVER PLEASE YOU.
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I KNOW THIS IS OFF TOPIC,
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BUT IF YOU HAPPEN TO RUN TO THE
STORE,
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CAN YOU GET ME SOME ONIONS?
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I'M GOING TO MAKE A SALAD
TONIGHT
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AND THE ONLY THING I'M MISSING
ARE ONIONS.
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AND MAYBE SOME PLUM TOMATOES,
BUT ONLY IF THEY LOOK GOOD.
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OTHERWISE, SKIP IT AND I'LL GO
TO THE FARMER'S MARKET LATER.
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ACTUALLY, THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO
ANYWAY.
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NOW WHERE WERE WE?
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OH YEAH,
YOU WERE CHECKING ME OUT.
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YOU'RE A NAUGHTY---
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ND THEN I GUESS
YOU RAN OUT OF ROOM.
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ACTUALLY, THE REST IS SHAVED
INTO THE OTHER SIDE.
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[IMITATES CAT PURRING]
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YOU GUYS DISGUST ME.
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SURE, CLARA WAS PISSED
AND TOOT WAS FAT,
BUT SCREW THEM!
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FOXXY WAS TOTALLY INTO IT,
SO I FOCUSED ALL
MY ATTENTION ON HER.
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I FOUND I WAS
EVEN TURNED ON
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WATCHING HER DO THE MOST
BORING, MUNDANE ACTIVITIES.
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EVEN WATCHING FOXXY RIDE
A MECHANICAL BULL
BECAME ODDLY SEXUAL.
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YEE-HAW!
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[BULL BELLOWS]
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I TOLD YOU NOT IN THE HAIR.
I GOT A DATE TONIGHT.
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AND THEN, AS WITH EVERY
SEXUAL EXPERIENCE,
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SOMETHING WENT
TERRIBLY WRONG.
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OHH!!
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FOXXY,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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THERE'S A MA-DANCE.
CAPTAIN HIS ASS OFF.
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I'M SORRY, FOXXY.
I DON'T SPEAK BLACKANESE.
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NO, YOU ADEZEL.
I THINK I'M A HIZZLE A STROKE.
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CALL 9-1-WIZZLE.
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OH!
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OOH.
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OOH.
OHH.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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HMM?
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I GUESS IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING,
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I WASN'T ABOUT TO SLING SOME
YOGURT ON AN UNCONSCIOUS
WOMAN'S FEET.
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COME ON!
WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!
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FOXXY'S HAVING A STROKE!
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DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A DOCTOR?
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WHEEEEE!
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HMM.
AH, CURIOUS.
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[PASSES GAS]
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OH MY.
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WHAT IS IT DOC?
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MY DEAR HOUSEMATES,
I'M AFRAID FOXXY LOVE DOES
NOT HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR.
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[SIGHING TOGETHER]
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I TOO WOULD BE RELIEVED,
IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN TO BE...
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OPPOSITE DAY!
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[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
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SO WAIT A MINUTE,
I'M CONFUSED.
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DOES FOXXY HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR?
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NO.
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[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
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WHAT THE HELL!
IS IT OPPOSITE DAY OR DRAMATIC
MUSIC STING DAY?
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NEITHER.
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[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
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[MOANING]
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I THOUGHT CANCER WAS CALLED
"THE SILENT KILLER".
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DOCTOR HOW COULD THIS HAVE
HAPPENED?
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NO CLUE.
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SADLY, THE MEDICAL COMMUNITY
DOESN'T DO ANY RESEARCH ON
TUMORS.
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REALLY?
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I THOUGHT JESUS
GAVE PEOPLE TUMORS
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FROM MARRYING
OUTSIDE THEIR RACE.
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[WHISPERS]
I'm with you Jesus.
Keep up the good work.
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YOU KNOW, SOME
WARRIORS HAVE
GOTTEN TUMORS
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FROM THE EXTREME RADIATION ON
LEVEL GIMMEL.
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RADIATION CAN CAUSE TUMORS.
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HMM, YOU MEAN LIKE FROM...
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X-RAY VISION?
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[ALL GASPING]
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WAIT!
YOU DON'T THINK I---
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I COULDN'T HAVE.
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OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
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NO!
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[CRYING]
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DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP OVER
THIS, CAPTAIN HERO.
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IT'S NOT LIKE FOXXY WASN'T
ASKING FOR A BRAIN TUMOR.
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WHAT WITH HER LOOSE MORALS
AND SKIMPY OUTFITS.
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DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT?
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BUT FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T
HELP BUT FEEL PARTIALLY
RESPONSIBLE.
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I DIDN'T DESERVE TO KEEP MY
POWERS
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OR THAT LITTLE LEAGUE TROPHY.
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THEY GAVE THEM TO EVERYONE.
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I NOW KNOW WHAT I MUST DO.
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I HAD TO RETURN TO THE PILLOW
FORT OF ISOLATION
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AND GIVE UP ALL MY GREAT POWERS,
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SO THEY'LL NEVER HARM ANOTHER
EVER AGAIN.
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AND THIS EVERYONE KNOWS THERE'S
ONLY ONE WAY A SUPER HERO
CAN GIVE UP HIS POWERS.
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WHILE FOXXY LAY THERE
UNCONSCIOUS,
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DESPERATELY CLINGING TO LIFE,
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WE DECIDED TO CHEER HER UP
BY PLAYING HER FAVORITE GAME.
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COME ON FOXXY!
YOU KNOW THIS ONE!
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IT'S A MOVIE!
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IT'S ONE WORD!
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IT'S ABOUT A HIDEOUS,
REMORSELESS BEAST!
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[CHIMES]
TIME'S UP.
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IT'S YENTL!
YENTL!
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YOU SUCK!
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[BANJO PLAYING]
OOH! THE GHOSTES!
THEY'S AFTER ME!
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FEETS DON'T FAIL ME NOW!
OOH!
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
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FOXXY'S RESTING COMFORTABLY.
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UHH! NOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH
LITTLE MISS TUMOR-FOR-ATTENTION?
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DON'T KNOW.
I JUST CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU
CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT?
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OH YES, I THINK I'M
REMEMBERING NOW.
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I NEEDED A CADAVER TO HELP
EXPLAIN THIS STRANGE FOXXY
PHENOMENON.
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LUCKILY, THERE'S LOTS OF
HOMELESS PEOPLE IN THE
NEIGHBORHOOD WHO NEED 5 BUCKS.
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MEET MR. EDWARD GOLDBERG.
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♪ LA LA-LA LA LA-LA, MM-HMM ♪
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BOYS AND GIRLS, THE BRAIN.
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HERE WE SEE THE PART OF THE
BRAIN RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR
REFLEXES.
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[SQUEAKS]
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AND HERE'S THE PART OF THE BRAIN
THAT CONTROLS YOUR BLADDER.
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OH MAN.
THAT GUY NEEDS TO SEE A DOCTOR.
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WHY?
IS RED PEE BAD?
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WHAT THE HECK DOES THIS HAVE TO
DO WITH FOXXY?
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I'M GETTING TO THAT.
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THIS IS THE PART OF THE BRAIN
THAT CONTROLS NEGATIVE
STEREOTYPICAL BEHAVIOR.
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OY!
I'LL SUE YOU FOR EVERY PENNY!
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AND THEN I'LL INVEST IT WISELY.
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NOW, THE TUMOR THAT
CAPTAIN HERO GAVE FOXXY
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IS PLACING
PRESSURE ON THAT LOBE.
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HENCE, FOXXY IS NOW ACTING LIKE
A RACIST STEREOTYPE.
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OH MY GOODNESS!
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WAIT.
WHAT WAS SHE BEFORE?
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TUMOR?
RACISM?
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[SCOFFS]
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DR. WOOLDOOR, ARE YOU JUST
MAKING UP WORDS AGAIN,
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LIKE "MORBID OBESITY" OR
"ADULT ONSET DIABETES"?
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YEAH, THIS ALL
SOUNDS LIKE TOTAL
CRAP.
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CRAPS?
WHO DONE SAY CRAPS?
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FOXXY LOVES TO ROLL THEM BONES.
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OH...MY...GOD.
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THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I'VE EVER
HEARD!
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WE'RE LIVING WITH A SHUCKIN',
JIVIN', RACIST STEREOTYPE.
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HOW COULD THIS
POSSIBLY GET ANY BETTER?
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I HAVE RETURNED.
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[HEAVY EXHALE]
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OH MY GOD!
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[SCREAMING HAPPILY]
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FOXXY'S A MINSTREL,
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CAPTAIN HERO'S IN A
WHEELCHAIR...
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[PASSES GAS]
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I JUST CRAPPED MYSELF...
IT'S THE HOLY FREAKIN' TRINITY!
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♪ MAMA'S LITTLE BABY LOVES
SHORT'NIN', SHORT'NIN'♪
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♪ MAMA'S LITTLE BABY LOVES
SHORT'NIN' BREAD♪
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♪ MAMA'S LITTLE BABY LOVES
SHORT'NIN', SHORT'NIN'♪
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♪ MAMA'S LITTLE BABY LOVES
SHORT'NIN' BREAD♪
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WHILE I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND
WORD FOXXY SAID,
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I KNEW SHE WAS GRATEFUL
FOR THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE
I HAD MADE FOR HER.
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I WANTED TO SHARE MY FEELINGS.
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BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, THE
CONFESSIONAL WASN'T
WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE.
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UHH! UHH!
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DO YOU NEED HELP
WITH THAT?
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[GROANING]
NO. NO. NO.
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I'VE GOT TO LEARN TO DO THINGS
FOR MYSELF NOW.
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UHH! UHH!
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DAMN!
NOW MY PANTS
ARE ALL WET.
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BUT THE CONTAINER
DIDN'T OPEN.
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I KNOW.
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ALL RIGHT, SO THINGS
WEREN'T GONNA BE PERFECT,
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BUT I WAS STILL CONFIDENT
I HAD DONE THE RIGHT THING.
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I'D MADE SURE THE PEOPLE
AROUND ME WERE SAFE.
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[MEN YELLING & WINDOWS BREAKING]
AAH! AAH!
[CAT SCREECHES]
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WE'RE HERE TO
CAPTURE FOXXY LOVE.
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GREAT GOOBLY-MOOGLY.
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WE GOT HER, MEN.
MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
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NO, WAIT!
WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
GET AWAY FROM HER!
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HELP ME!
HELP ME, PLEASE!
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I'M FREE!
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AIN'T YOU DONE HEARD OF
THE EMANCIPOSSUMLOCOMOTION?
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OH NO!
HEY! DOWN!
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00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:06,599
OH! NO! OH!
224
00:10:06,633 --> 00:10:07,666
[POP]
225
00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:09,032
LORDY!
226
00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:14,432
CAPTAIN HERO,
DO SOMETHING!
227
00:10:14,467 --> 00:10:19,398
I CAN'T.
I GAVE UP MY POWERS.
228
00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:22,699
NO!
229
00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:31,032
[SOBBING]
THE HORROR!
THE HORROR!
230
00:10:31,066 --> 00:10:35,266
SHE WAS
MY FAVORITE JOKE EVER!
231
00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,999
OHH!
THIS WAS ALL MY FAULT.
232
00:10:37,033 --> 00:10:41,099
I'M THE WORST
SUPER HERO EVER.
233
00:10:41,133 --> 00:10:42,866
I'M USELESS.
234
00:10:42,901 --> 00:10:45,899
I MIGHT AS WELL
JUST ROLL INTO THE POOL
AND DROWN MYSELF.
235
00:10:45,934 --> 00:10:47,666
[LARGE EXHALE]
236
00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:54,666
[THUMP]
[THUMP]
[THUMP]
237
00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:56,532
OH.
238
00:10:56,566 --> 00:11:00,699
I MIGHT AS WELL ROLL INTO THE
GARAGE AND POISON MYSELF WITH
CARBON MONOXIDE.
239
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:04,899
[LARGE EXHALE]
[CLINK]
240
00:11:04,933 --> 00:11:09,332
[CLINK]
OH.
241
00:11:09,366 --> 00:11:10,798
[LARGE EXHALE]
242
00:11:10,832 --> 00:11:13,198
I'LL JUST BE IN THE CORNER.
243
00:11:13,233 --> 00:11:15,666
[LARGE EXHALE]
244
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:20,865
[NARRATING]
I WAS ABOUT TO GIVE UP ALL HOPE,
BUT THEN I NOTICED SOMETHING.
245
00:11:20,899 --> 00:11:25,132
I HAD LOOKED THROUGH THAT POSTER
A MILLION TIMES BEFORE,
246
00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:29,865
BUT THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I
REALLY SAW IT.
247
00:11:29,899 --> 00:11:35,932
I WILL HANG IN THERE, BABY.
I WILL HANG IN THERE.
248
00:11:35,966 --> 00:11:37,799
[LARGE EXHALE]
249
00:11:37,834 --> 00:11:40,498
EVERYONE, I'M OFF TO SAVE FOXXY.
250
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:44,332
BUT YOU'RE IN A WHEELCHAIR.
SOCIETY NO LONGER VALUES YOU.
251
00:11:44,366 --> 00:11:48,065
AND EVEN IF THEY DID,
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY'VE
TAKEN FOXXY.
252
00:11:48,099 --> 00:11:51,599
WE'RE ON A REALITY SHOW.
UH, DUH!
253
00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:54,365
WE'LL JUST WATCH OUR
PROGRAM TO SEE WHERE SHE IS.
254
00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,132
TURN ON THE T-V, GAY FRIEND.
255
00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:58,965
TURN ON THE T-V, GAY FRIEND.
256
00:11:58,999 --> 00:12:00,599
I LIKE THIS SHOW.
257
00:12:00,633 --> 00:12:05,433
HEY, THERE'S FOXXY.
TURN IT UP.
258
00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:09,099
OOH!
NOW YOU BE FOXXY LOVE.
AIN'T THAT RIGHT?
259
00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:10,499
YES, SIR.
[ZIPPER CLOSES]
260
00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:12,666
WHY'D THEY THROW US
IN THIS HERE TRUCK?
261
00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:18,633
THEY BE ROUNDIN' UP
ALL US POLITICALLY INCORRECT
CARTOONS.
262
00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:22,432
OH, BACK IN DA DAY,
WE WUZ ALL OVER THE RADIO,
263
00:12:22,466 --> 00:12:26,332
THE T-B AND THE MOVIES
ENTERTAININ' THE CHID'REN.
264
00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:28,231
FOLKS IS JUST AS RACIST NOW,
YOU KNOW,
265
00:12:28,266 --> 00:12:29,965
BUT THEY DON'T
WANTS TO ADMIT IT.
266
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,898
SO WE'S BEEN CENSORED.
267
00:12:31,932 --> 00:12:34,566
WE AIN'T BEEN
SEEN IN A TOONS AGE.
268
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,766
SO WHERE'S
THEY FIXIN' TO TAKE US?
269
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,499
WELL, BRER FOXXY,
270
00:12:38,533 --> 00:12:41,432
THEY BE TAKIN' US TO A CARTOON
ERASEMENT CAMP,
271
00:12:41,466 --> 00:12:46,699
WHERE THEY'RE
GONNA ERASE US FOREVER.
272
00:12:49,934 --> 00:12:52,432
OH MY GOD!
THEY'RE GONNA ERASE FOXXY.
273
00:12:52,466 --> 00:12:54,399
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
274
00:12:54,433 --> 00:13:02,032
THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.
THAT PLACE IS MORE GUARDED THAN
MY FATHER'S AFFECTIONS.
275
00:13:02,066 --> 00:13:03,832
DAMN IT, PEOPLE!
FOXXY'S IN TROUBLE.
276
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,199
NOW IS THE TIME
FOR US TO STAND UP...
277
00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:10,699
OR REMAIN COURAGEOUSLY
SEATED, AND BE THE HEROES
I KNOW WE CAN BE.
278
00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:14,399
SO WHO'S WITH ME?
279
00:13:14,433 --> 00:13:16,599
THERE'S AN
ORANGE JULIUS ON THE WAY.
280
00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:17,566
I'M IN!
LET'S GO!
281
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,566
THEY REALLY
ARE A DELICIOUS
TREAT.
282
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:24,265
LET'S GO FRIENDS.
GO!
283
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:29,298
[LARGE EXHALE]
284
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:34,365
[LARGE EXHALE]
285
00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:38,899
[LARGE EXHALE]
286
00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:43,099
[LARGE EXHALE]
287
00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:46,666
OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA PUSH YOU.
288
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:49,932
THE TREK TO THE ERASEMENT CAMP
WAS LONG AND ARDUOUS.
289
00:13:49,966 --> 00:13:52,533
WE LOST MANY CAMERAMEN
IN THE DARK FOREST,
290
00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:56,199
AND TWO TO SUPER
SHRIMP THURSDAY
AT LONG JOHN SILVER.
291
00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:58,299
UGH.
IT'S LOCKED.
292
00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:02,265
NO!
293
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:04,232
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
294
00:14:04,266 --> 00:14:09,132
STAND BACK, EVERYONE.
I'LL RAM INTO THE DOOR
AND KNOCK IT DOWN.
295
00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:11,899
[LARGE EXHALE]
296
00:14:11,933 --> 00:14:13,332
OHH!
297
00:14:13,366 --> 00:14:17,031
[DAZED]
STAND BACK EVERYONE. I'LL RAM
INTO THE DOOR AND KNOCK IT DOWN.
298
00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:18,865
[DEEP INHALE]
299
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,766
[LARGE EXHALE]
300
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:20,865
OHH!
301
00:14:20,899 --> 00:14:24,332
[SLURRED]
STAND DOOR, EVERY RAM.
I'LL MELATONIN.
302
00:14:24,366 --> 00:14:25,866
[DEEP INHALE]
303
00:14:25,901 --> 00:14:26,699
[LARGE EXHALE]
304
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,999
AAHH!
305
00:14:29,033 --> 00:14:30,432
YOU DID IT!
- NICE GOING!
306
00:14:30,466 --> 00:14:31,899
YOU'RE HANDICAPABLE.
307
00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:33,532
NOW FOLLOW ME.
308
00:14:33,566 --> 00:14:36,599
[LARGE EXHALE]
309
00:14:36,633 --> 00:14:41,499
NO!
310
00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:46,532
NO!
311
00:14:46,566 --> 00:14:50,565
NO!
312
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:56,432
LING-LING AND I STAYED BEHIND TO
FIND A CURE FOR FOXXY'S
CONDITION, AND MY ALZHEIMER'S.
313
00:14:56,466 --> 00:14:58,265
AND TO FIND A
CURE FOR FOXXY'S
CONDITION.
314
00:14:58,299 --> 00:15:01,132
THAT'S WHY I
STAYED BEHIND WITH
LING-LING.
315
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:02,399
MY SON NEVER CALLS.
316
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:06,998
WELL, LING-LING,
I FOUND SOME OF FOXXY'S
HAIR ON HER SOAP.
317
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:10,398
WITH THE D-N-A,
WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO
PRODUCE A CLONE.
318
00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:11,432
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
319
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:17,832
EVERY DAY, LING-LING.
EVERY DAY.
320
00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:21,866
[LARGE EXHALE]
321
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,998
I DID IT.
I DID IT!
322
00:15:25,032 --> 00:15:26,799
[BELL RINGS]
323
00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:30,533
WOW!
HERO YOU BEAT US.
YOU'RE HANDICAPABLE.
324
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:33,265
OH MY GOD.
LOOK!
325
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,565
THIS MUST BE WHERE THEY KEEP ALL
THE CENSORED CARTOONS.
326
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,065
FOXXY'S GOTTA BE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
327
00:15:39,099 --> 00:15:41,165
[LARGE EXHALE]
328
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,198
OH MAN.
THIS IS GONNA BE RICH.
329
00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:51,332
[MEXICAN ACCENT]
"HEY SENOR.
WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?
330
00:15:51,366 --> 00:15:54,232
IT'S SIESTA TIME.
I THINK."
331
00:15:54,266 --> 00:15:55,499
CLASSIC!
332
00:15:55,533 --> 00:15:58,965
[GONG CHIMES]
AH, SO.
AH, SO.
333
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:01,165
[GONG CHIMES]
AH, SO.
AH. SO.
334
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,432
[GONG CHIMES]
335
00:16:02,466 --> 00:16:05,266
HA HA!
ANOTHER CLASSIC.
336
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:09,999
[NATIVE AMERICAN CHANTING]
337
00:16:10,034 --> 00:16:13,532
SEE, THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
THOSE PEOPLE GOT A RAW DEAL.
338
00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:14,699
[TOGETHER]
♪ALL THE DOODAH DAY♪
339
00:16:14,734 --> 00:16:19,065
♪CAMPTOWN LADIES SING THIS SONG,
DOODAH, DOODAH♪
340
00:16:19,099 --> 00:16:22,099
HA HA HA HA!
NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
341
00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:25,299
HEY, XANDIR,
342
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:30,599
I'LL CREATE A DIVERSION,
AND YOU TAKE CARE OF
THAT SON OF A BITCH.
343
00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:32,199
HEY, MISTER.
344
00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:36,066
I GOT INTO MY DADDY'S LIQUOR
CABINET, AND NOW I DON'T KNOW
RIGHT FROM WRONG.
345
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,132
HYAH!
346
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:39,332
OW!
347
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,898
OH, YOU LIKE PUNCHING
ME IN THE FACE, DO YA'S?
348
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:44,365
WELL HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS?
349
00:16:44,399 --> 00:16:45,566
OW!
350
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,932
OH, YOU LIKE
PULLING MY HAIR,
DO YA'S?
351
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,932
WELL, HOW DO YA LIKE THIS?
352
00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:54,365
OH, YOU LIKE SETTING OFF THE
ALARM TO WARN THE OTHERS,
DO YA'S?
353
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,532
WELL, HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS?
354
00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:58,132
[ALARM BLARING]
355
00:16:58,166 --> 00:16:59,433
[DOGS BARKING]
FREEZE!
356
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:04,599
[GROANING]
357
00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:09,399
YES, YES.
IT'S WORKING.
IT'S WORKING!
358
00:17:09,434 --> 00:17:12,332
YOU ASK ME IF
I HAVE A GOD COMPLEX.
359
00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:13,798
I AM GOD.
360
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:22,065
[EVIL LAUGH]
361
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:25,499
KILL ME!
- UH-OH.
362
00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:28,932
AAHH!
363
00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:30,132
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
364
00:17:33,267 --> 00:17:40,566
[HEAVY BREATHING]
365
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,432
OH MY GOD.
IT'S M- MOUSE.
366
00:17:43,466 --> 00:17:46,899
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WERE
BEHIND THIS, MICKEY M-.
367
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,299
YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT!
368
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:51,432
HA HA HA!
YOU KIDS THOUGHT
YOU COULD STOP ME?
369
00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:52,898
NO ONE CAN STOP ME.
370
00:17:52,932 --> 00:17:56,199
SOON I WILL ERADICATE EVERY
OFFENSIVE CARTOON IN THE
UNIVERSE,
371
00:17:56,233 --> 00:18:00,699
UNTIL IT'S THE
HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH.
372
00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:02,799
[STEAM HISSING]
373
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:10,266
OH MY GOD!
YOU'RE GONNA KILL THEM?
374
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,332
YOU CAN'T DO THIS--
375
00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:11,965
FREEZE!
376
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,765
[SIGHS]
DON'T YOU SEE?
377
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:19,732
THESE CARTOON CHARACTERS
ARE PART OF OUR HISTORY,
OUR HERITAGE.
378
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:23,632
SURE, THEY MAY NOT BE A PART
WE'RE PARTICULARLY PROUD OF,
379
00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:29,332
BUT TO DENY IT, WELL,
THAT'S DANGEROUS.
380
00:18:29,366 --> 00:18:34,199
AS DANGEROUS AS DENYING THE
HOLOCAUST OR SLAVERY, OR...
381
00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:37,098
THE PLAYFUL ADVANCES
OF YOUR SHOP TEACHER.
382
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:41,366
WOW.
YOU'VE REALLY GIVEN ME SOMETHING
TO THINK ABOUT SPANKY...
383
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:51,299
WHILE I KILL THESE
POLITICALLY INCORRECT FREAKS!
HA HA HA!
384
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:54,432
I REGRET NOTHING!
385
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,499
HELP ME!
HELP ME, PLEASE!
386
00:18:56,534 --> 00:18:58,432
SOMEBODY, HELP FOXXY!
387
00:18:58,467 --> 00:19:03,998
FINALLY, IT WAS MY CHANCE TO
SAVE FOXXY, AND IN DOING SO,
SAVE MYSELF.
388
00:19:04,032 --> 00:19:05,699
FAILURE WAS NOT AN OPTION.
389
00:19:05,733 --> 00:19:10,965
UNFORTUNATELY,
NEITHER WAS WALKING.
390
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,265
[WHIMPERS]
OH, LORDY.
OH, LORDY.
391
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:16,900
OHH!
AHH!
392
00:19:16,934 --> 00:19:22,032
NO!
393
00:19:22,066 --> 00:19:24,965
HELP ME!
HELP ME, PLEASE!
394
00:19:24,999 --> 00:19:26,000
FOXXY?
395
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:29,265
MY FEETS.
MY FEETS.
THEY'S FAILING ME NOW.
396
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:32,298
I'M HERE FOXXY.
DON'T WORRY.
397
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,533
[CRACKING]
398
00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:36,399
OOPSY-DAISY.
399
00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:42,099
[SCREAMS]
I REGRET NOTHIN', NO HOW!
400
00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:45,632
[SNIFFLES]
I CAN'T BELIEVE FOXXY
LOVE IS GONE.
401
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:48,765
SHE'S BECOME ANOTHER
INNER CITY STATISTIC.
402
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:52,899
[EVIL LAUGH]
403
00:19:52,933 --> 00:19:56,865
NO!
404
00:19:56,899 --> 00:19:58,432
[DEEP INHALE]
405
00:19:58,466 --> 00:20:04,499
[LARGE EXHALE]
406
00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:08,699
CAPTAIN HERO,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
407
00:20:08,734 --> 00:20:13,632
HE'S TRYING THE OL' SPIN THE
EARTH BACKWARDS TO TURN BACK
TIME TRICK FROM SUPERMAN 1.
408
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:15,298
OR SUPERMAN 2.
409
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,965
OR WAS IT SUPERMAN 3?
410
00:20:16,999 --> 00:20:18,765
OR WAS IT SUPERMAN 3?
411
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,265
OR SUPERMAN 2?
412
00:20:20,299 --> 00:20:22,298
OR SUPERMAN 1?
413
00:20:31,533 --> 00:20:33,532
Capt. Hero: AAH!
414
00:20:46,466 --> 00:20:50,666
I GUESS I SPUN THE EARTH
BACKWARDS A LITTLE TOO HARD.
415
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:55,965
I MEAN, RIGHT UP TO THE BIG
BANG, WHICH WASN'T REALLY ALL
THAT BIG.
416
00:20:55,999 --> 00:20:57,599
AND NOW...
417
00:20:57,633 --> 00:21:00,299
[Whispers]
WE WAIT.
418
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,432
Announcer:
NEXT MILLENNIUM ON
DRAWN TOGETHER.
419
00:21:03,466 --> 00:21:05,632
Capt. Hero:
I LEARNED AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
420
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:08,799
THAT IT'S NOT COOL TO USE MY
POWERS TO CHECK OUT THE BABES,
421
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:12,365
BUT IT'S TOTALLY COOL TO
MANIPULATE EVOLUTION.
422
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:18,466
BOOB. BOOB. BOOB. BOOB.
BOOB. BOOB. BOOB.
423
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,265
DAMN IT!
424
00:21:19,299 --> 00:21:20,900
I JUST REALIZED...
425
00:21:20,934 --> 00:21:22,366
I'M AN ASS MAN.
426
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:26,199
NO!
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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