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There's nothing better
than finding a zit
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That's ready
to be popped. Gaah!
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Hey,
look what we got.
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It's a note
from the producers.
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They want us to
redecorate each other's
personal space.
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My task was
to breathe some new life
into toot's living space.
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The kitchen.
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A salad bar?
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I swear
I'll fucking cut you.
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Hmm, that's weird.
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[grunts]
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[speaking japanese]
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Captain hero and I
wanted spanky's bathroom
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To really reflect
his personality.
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Spanky's gonna love
this redecoration.
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Dude, that penis is sweet.
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[both gasp]
oh, my--
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I volunteered
to redesign foxxy's
natural living space.
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You're gonna love this.
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[gasps]
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Hmm?
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You racist
motherfucker...
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[choking]
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[sobs] huh?
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[screams]
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That's right, tree.
Knock that bitch out.
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There was some weird shit
going on around the house.
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Chairs was movin'. Blood
was pourin' from the sink.
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Trees was givin' clara
her comeuppance.
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And then corpses tried
swimming with the foxxy.
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Talk about the blind
leading the blind.
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Foxxy needed to solve
this mystery.
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They're here.
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Don't go in there!
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Aah!
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Oh, I told your dumb ass
not to go in there.
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Shh.
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Turns out all this
construction unleashed
a "turrible" secret.
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Get this, our house
was built on
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An ancient indian
"burrial" ground.
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They moved the headstones,
but they didn't move the bodies!
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Shh!
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Y'all, I'm afraid we's
livin' with the lost souls
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Of a thousand dead injuns.
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Dead indians?
That's terrible.
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What kind,
whoo-whoo or red dot?
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Whoo-whoo.
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Guys, we
have to get rid of them
before they kill us all!
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Everyone calm down.
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Native americans
are a peaceful people.
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Just look at how they use
every part of the animal.
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We screwed them injuns
over.
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We livin' on they land.
We gots to make things
right.
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Well, maybe we
could return a tiny
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Insignificant percentage
of the land we stole.
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But not a good piece, right?
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No, no no, no.
We're just gonna give
them the crappy piece
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In the far corner
of the backyard.
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[all talking]
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Genocide is easily remedied
by small gestures of
inadequate compensation.
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I was the chosen ambassador
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'cause I was the only one
who could speak injun.
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[gibberish]
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Baby.
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[thinking]
aw, the swing set.
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Whee. I can fly.
Waah! D'oh!
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Owie, owie, owie.
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We will take our sacred land
and honor it
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Just as our ancestors
would've wanted.
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[all]
a casino!
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A gaudy mockery of
their once great society.
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Captain hero: spanky and me
hit the blackjack table.
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And we were gonna
hit it big
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'cause we had one of them
card-counting retards.
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[whimpering]
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We were on our way
to making millions.
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I think she
wants us to hit.
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Then we got busted.
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Aah! Please stop.
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We'll leave.
We'll leave.
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You better, 'cause
if you set foot
in this casino again,
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You're gonna
find out just how bad
an indian burn can be.
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[sinister laughter]
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Spanky: no-o-o-o!
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Now, is it me, or is this
backyard more crowded
since the casino opened?
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Yee-aah!
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Ling-ling
got the right idea.
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Made some ducats
off these gamblers.
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[men ooh and ah]
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And just then, foxxy
remembered somethin'
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Her mama told her when
she was only 14 years old--
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You dress like a stripper.
Get the hell out my house.
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I's gonna open
a strip club.
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I'm gonna hit the buffet.
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Ow.
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Spanky and I weren't going
to let those indian thugs
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Push us around.
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So we put on some disguises
and hit the casino.
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00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:11,377
As god's chosen people,
we were guaranteed
to win big.
100
00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:13,379
Now, what should
we bet on?
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I only have
this one chip
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That I arm-wrestled
that asshole for.
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Owie, owie, owie,
owie, owie, owie.
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Grandma,
are you ok?
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J'ello, commissioner.
What can I do for you?
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[gasps] the mad felcher?
I'll make quick work of him.
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Who was that?
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Oh, the commissioner.
But I don't have time to
tell you that now.
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I have to battle
the mad felcher.
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That's why I can't talk.
Believe me I would if I could.
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But it's out of the question.
There's just no time.
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Each and every second counts.
The longer I delay, the madder
the mad felcher gets.
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I don't mean to be rude,
because you're my dear friend
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And I wouldn't hurt your
feelings for the world.
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But I have no choice.
Don't pout.
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I'm a super hero
first and foremost.
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When there's trouble
trouble I spring into
action immediately.
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It is what I do.
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I don't have time for
nicities like people in
other professions.
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Ya know, like dog groomers
or coal miners or terrorists.
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Please understand spanky.
It's not personal.
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Goodbye old, dear friend.
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Now I must leave abruptly.
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Wait!
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Damn it man!
Weren't you paying attention?
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Ooh, alright.
I guess I have a minute.
What is it?
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Look at the sports book.
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Do you think you can
beat the mad felcher?
129
00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:21,280
Are you kidding me?
That guy sucks ass.
130
00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,816
Then we'll bet
our last chip on you.
131
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Yes, I like that.
132
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I'll rid the world
of an evil genius
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And make some scratch
at the same time.
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I'm off. Hyah!
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Captain hero to win.
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Hmm... Hmm?
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Whoo!
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We won!
We're filthy rich!
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[speaking japanese]
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[men cheering
and whistling]
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00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:05,624
From the start,
the fox hole was
vurry popular.
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Sho', it was
a little tight,
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00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:09,862
But I was surprised
by how many guys
I could fit up inside.
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And I was
rakin' in the cash.
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I made 600 bucks
that first night.
146
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Well, 600 bucks
and 33 cents,
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If you count
what my slot dunker
found the next day.
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Spanky and I
made a few more bets
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And won enough money to bribe
the casino security
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And make
some tasteful purchases
at the casino gift shoppe.
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Now all we had to do
was walk away.
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Are you nuts?
This is just the beginning.
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Why are you always
butting in on me
like this?
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This is my confessional!
Mine!
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Fine. We'll talk about it
back at the casino.
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Now, what were
you saying?
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I was saying we been
doing ok, but we ain't
never made the big score
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Because the odds are always
in your favor. Look.
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The evil koala bear rapist.
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00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:04,416
That guy is a total dick,
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00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:07,686
And I won't even tell you
what he does to koala bears.
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00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:10,689
You know, we'd make
a lot more money
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If you took a dive.
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A dive?
Pig, gimme a minute
to think about this.
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Listen, pig, I've worked out
every possible scenario,
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And we can't lose.
Let's do it.
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Bet on the koala bear rapist
to win. I am taking a dive.
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Hyah!
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Foxxy, I must
speak with you about
this dancing you do.
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00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,642
Yeah, yeah, I know.
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00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,344
They's probably somethin'
in the bible about
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Thou shalt not
grind thou's coochie into
thy neighbor's boner tent.
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You have me all wrong.
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I'm more than
just the same joke
over and over.
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00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:14,486
You're thinking of toot.
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Unh.
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[both laugh and snicker]
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Moo.
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I wanna be
a professional dancer,
like you.
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00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,432
You see, when I was
but a wee child,
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Father was never around.
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Father?
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Not now, clara.
I'm off to see the ballet.
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Oh...Oh...Ohh...
Oh...
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Hmm?
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00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:41,513
Mmm, yeah.
I love you all very much.
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Father told all his
terpsichorean beauties
that he loved them,
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But he never told me.
189
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So if you allow me
to share the stage
with you,
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I just know
I can finally win
my father's affections.
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00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,427
Please, foxxy. Please.
192
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Oh, all right, clara,
but the house takes a cut.
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80/20.
50/50.
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70/30.
60/40.
195
00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,535
Shit, it's 60/40 already?
196
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,371
We gotta get somebody
on that stage.
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00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:08,507
The 80/20 show
was supposed to start
5 minutes ago.
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00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,009
Here, girl, take these.
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00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:25,124
Oh, thank you, foxxy.
200
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:28,761
Now I shall send for father
so he can watch me dance.
201
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:34,400
Tweeter, take this message
to horatio.
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00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:39,104
Horatio, take that
to my father.
203
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:43,542
Captain hero kept takin' dives,
and we were makin' more money
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00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,944
Than a hug salesman
in retard town.
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00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,762
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:04,930
Aw...
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00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:07,032
Hmm...
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00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,274
Whoo-hoo, we did it.
Yeah!
209
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:20,713
Yeah, we were makin' money,
and no one was gettin' hurt.
210
00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:24,049
And through it all, we were
having the time of our life.
211
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:28,454
And the best part was,
nothing could possibly go wrong.
212
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,657
Spanky, I'm cutting down
on your take.
What?
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00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,626
I'm the one doing the fights.
What do I need you for?
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00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:37,830
That is the last time
I trust a superhero.
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00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,366
Come to think of it,
I probably shouldn't
have let the hulk
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00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,034
Do my taxes, either.
217
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:45,604
Why don't they make this
schedule "d" simpler?!
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00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:49,274
Arrrghh!
219
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,310
Oh, well. Oh, well.
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00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,979
Carry the 1. Itemize.
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Clara couldn't wait
to dance for her daddy.
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00:11:58,184 --> 00:11:59,985
She was like a little girl,
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Which tripled the number
of japanese businessmen
in attendance.
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00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,025
[crowd walla]
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00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,660
[laughs]
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00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:11,363
Father's not here.
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00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,733
I don't know why I thought this
was going to be any different.
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00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:17,002
I'm never gonna dance again.
229
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,671
Don't you talk dat way.
230
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,806
We got a packed house,
and I will beat your hide
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00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,575
Within an inch of your
miserable life if you don't
get out there and dance.
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00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:26,679
I appreciate that you won't
let me give up my dream,
233
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:29,548
But I just can't.
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00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,317
[gasps] father's here.
235
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,285
[speaking japanese]
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00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,359
[cheering and whistling]
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00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:46,965
[gasps]
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00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:47,966
[gasps]
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00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:48,967
[gasps]
240
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,309
Oh, well, it looks
like captain me--
241
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,211
I mean
captain hero--
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00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:01,547
Didn't get to that
busload of kids
in time.
243
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,782
Where's the money?
244
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,484
What are you
doing here, pig?
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00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,152
I told you
I cut you out!
246
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:10,456
Cut me
out of what exactly?
247
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,757
You know what--
248
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,259
What are you
up to, spanky?
249
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,562
Nothing
but getting clarity
250
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:21,100
On what kind of
illegal deals you are
involved in...Currently.
251
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,737
Spanky was acting
very strange, so I
figured it was best
252
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:27,606
To end the conversation
quickly by describing
all the specifics
253
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,376
And incriminating details
of my illegal scam.
254
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,344
So, in conclusion,
I'm rich. Are we done?
255
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,680
Yes, we are.
256
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:38,450
Captain hero,
your scam is over.
257
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,020
Captain colonicus,
what are you doing here?
258
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,022
On behalf of
the league of heroes,
259
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,357
I hereby place you
under arrest
260
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:48,360
For gambling
on your own battles.
261
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,528
Gahh!
262
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:50,829
But how?
263
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,772
As I finished
my dance routine,
I found myself wondering
264
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:03,008
What every woman dancing
around that pole wonders--
265
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,777
Will this
make daddy love me?
266
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,900
Brava, clara. Brava.
267
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,569
[cheering]
268
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:34,006
Oh, daddy,
I love you!
269
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,142
Uh-uh. Customers
can't touch the girls.
270
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,813
Well, father, is there
something you want
to say to me?
271
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:43,282
Just as I was about
to gain father's love,
272
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,018
I found it slipping away
once again.
273
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,420
Father?
[crowd cheering
and whistling]
274
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:52,291
Who is that sexy
servant girl?
You mean foxxy?
275
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,826
She sure is.
276
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,561
That's one
civil rights protester
277
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,162
I can't wait
to turn my hose on.
278
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,163
Uhh!
279
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,164
Father!
280
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,166
Not now, buttercup.
281
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,168
Daddy's enjoying
his ballet.
282
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,872
Captain hero,
you're in direct
violation of code 24601--
283
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,474
Gambling
on your own battles.
284
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,143
What? Since when
has that been
illegal?
285
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:14,813
For as long as stealing,
sexual assault,
and murder have been.
286
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:16,682
Those are illegal, too?
287
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,685
Wow! I really am
a terrible superhero.
288
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,755
Your accounts have been
frozen and your cubicle
has been cleaned out.
289
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,890
Now hand over
your decoder ring.
290
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,593
But how will I decode?
291
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:28,861
You can't do this!
292
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,596
I created
the league of heroes
293
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,798
And I can destroy it!
294
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,466
Do you honestly think
295
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,603
You can get all up in
the league of heroes' grill
like that, girlfriend?
296
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,071
You threatening me?
297
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,773
As a matter of fact,
we are.
298
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,875
We'll see you
at the flagpole
in the parking lot
299
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,276
After the 3:00 bell.
300
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,211
Bring it.
301
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,453
[blubbering]
302
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:58,157
Oh, help me,
somebody, please!
303
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,225
[crowd cheering
and whistling]
304
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,461
Daddy! Daddy, look!
305
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,797
No hands!
306
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,032
Daddy.
307
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,468
Didn't matter how
while I danced.
308
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,804
I wasn't daddy's
little girl anymore.
309
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:12,805
She was.
310
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,106
And they did
all the things
311
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,842
A little girl
and her father
should do together.
312
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:20,412
Uhh!
313
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:21,980
You whore!
314
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,716
Uhh!
315
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,951
I had no idea
what was going on,
316
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,487
But as soon as I
finished falling
down them stairs,
317
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,788
I was gonna
find out.
318
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,358
God damn it, princess!
319
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,426
If there wasn't a good
chance that I was pregnant
320
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,462
And that fall didn't
help me out of a real jam,
321
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,397
I would kick your ass!
322
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,398
Oh!
323
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,100
The king
is my daddy,
324
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,835
And you took him
away from me!
325
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,937
Listen, bitch,
it ain't my fault
326
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,572
If your daddy want
to take care of me,
327
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,107
Buyin' me things.
328
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,909
Hell, he even
go and buy ray-ray
his special shoes.
329
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:53,712
He never bought me
special shoes.
330
00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:55,047
Rrr-aah!
331
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,048
Uhh!
Uhh!
332
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,082
Hu-uhh!
Ow!
333
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,217
Hah!
Uhh!
334
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,351
Hold it!
335
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:02,021
Why don't we let
the king decide?
336
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,022
Fine!
337
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,023
Father?
338
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,024
Sugar daddy?
339
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:07,059
Not now, babies.
340
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:11,063
Daddy's enjoying
his ballet. Mmm!
341
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:14,400
[cheering and whistling]
342
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:18,671
Both: god damn it!
343
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,839
I am so dead. Dead!
344
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,642
The league of heroes
is gonna kick my ass!
345
00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:26,612
And this is
all your fault!
You turned me in!
346
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,615
Only because
you got greedy
and cut me out!
347
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:30,716
Yes, well...
348
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:34,486
I guess we both made
a big mistake here.
349
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:37,623
You mean
allowing countless
innocent people to die
350
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,091
Just so we could
make a few bucks?
351
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,526
No. Not that.
352
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,796
We stopped
trusting each other.
353
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,264
Friends?
354
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,365
Friends.
355
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,867
Extra, extra!
Read all about it!
356
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,502
Captain hero
favored to win
357
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,404
In fight against
league of heroes!
358
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:55,341
Also, marmaduke
pulls owner on leash!
359
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,944
My god, cappy,
are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
360
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,647
Friend, you've got
a bet to place.
361
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:05,584
Captain hero is
taking one last dive.
362
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:09,388
[quietly] and then
I'm cutting that pig out.
363
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,825
[cheering and whistling]
364
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:16,061
You are a very
talented young woman.
365
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,097
[giggles]
thank you, my lord.
366
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,431
[giggles]
367
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,266
Rrarr!
368
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,568
I can't believe it.
369
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,637
I lost my daddy...
Again.
370
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,506
And I lost
my sugar daddy.
371
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,575
And ray-ray lost
his special shoes.
372
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,478
[gasps] ray-ray,
don't you walk up
them stairs
373
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,179
Near that window
next to that trampoline
374
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,949
Over by the pool
where they parked
that garbage truck!
375
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,823
[ray-ray crying]
376
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:47,059
Oh, ray-ray.
377
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:49,194
That's it, foxxy.
I quit.
378
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,497
Father's never going
to say he loves me.
379
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,365
Don't give up, clara.
380
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,168
There is one thing
we can do that
is guaranteed
381
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,736
To win every man's
affection.
382
00:18:57,771 --> 00:18:59,171
What's that?
383
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:02,908
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
384
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,143
[cheering and whistling]
385
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,144
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh!
386
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,145
Oh!
Oh!
387
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,981
Ooh!
Oh!
388
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:12,084
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
389
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:13,052
[gasps]
390
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,254
Mmm!
391
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,923
Mmm!
392
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:20,125
[cheering and whistling]
393
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,126
Oh!
394
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,361
Ooh, my ass!
395
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,929
Oh!
396
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,197
[wolf whistle]
397
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:28,767
Whoo! Brava! Brava!
398
00:19:28,802 --> 00:19:29,868
[cheering]
399
00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:31,970
That was the most
beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
400
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:35,240
I love you both
very much.
401
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,443
Oh, father.
402
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:41,780
Father finally said
the words I'd been longing
to hear all these years--
403
00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:45,084
"I love you both very much."
404
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,788
It was fight night,
and I was about to stick
it to that league of heroes
405
00:19:49,823 --> 00:19:52,825
By taking a dive and
winning a butt-load of cash.
406
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,893
At sound of bell,
come out fighting.
407
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:57,129
[cheering and whistling]
408
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,565
Go! Go get 'em, tiger!
409
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,667
[crowd yelling]
410
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,570
Now, where is that lesson
you were going to teach me?
411
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,406
Maybe you should
teach us a lesson.
412
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,641
Oh, I really will
hit you eventually.
413
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,710
Chicken! Bawk
bawk bawk bawk bawk!
414
00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:13,812
I'm not a chicken.
You are!
415
00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:14,780
[speaking japanese]
416
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,622
[crowd yelling]
417
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,623
Crowd: aw!
418
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,126
Ow ow ow!
I give!
Owie owie owie!
419
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,260
Owie owie owie!
Ow ow ow!
I give!
420
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:31,063
Hey, wait a minute.
421
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,432
Are you guys taking a dive?
422
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,435
Why? Are you
taking a dive?
423
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,670
Are you?
424
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,705
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
425
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,607
Ha ha ha!
Oh, you gotta laugh!
426
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,143
This is embarrassing.
427
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:46,879
Folks, the league
of heroes and I
428
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,648
Both tried to take
a dive here today,
429
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:53,085
And I think we've all
learned a valuable lesson.
430
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,586
Man: yeah!
You suck!
431
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:59,191
No. That even though
we slaughtered the indians
and took their land,
432
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:01,193
We shouldn't let them
have casinos,
433
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:05,330
Because gambling
brings out the worst in
weak-minded white people.
434
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,899
In conclusion,
435
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,435
Usa! Usa!
436
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,736
Usa!
Usa!
Usa!
437
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,938
Usa!
Usa!
438
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,073
Usa!
Usa!
439
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,607
Usa!
Usa!
Spanky!
440
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,444
We got 'em, baby!
Yeah!
441
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:21,013
Hey!
442
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,215
Yeah!
443
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,417
[cheering]
444
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,055
Yeah, you suck!
445
00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:33,025
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