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[Thunder and screaming]
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Announcer: last week
ondrawn together...
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The housemates
playedthe newlywed game.
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I would have to say
up the butt.
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[Applause]
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Toot and ling-Ling won
an exciting trip to mexico.
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[Horn honksla cucaracha]
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They stumbled upon
the girl of their dreams.
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Looking for
a little fiesta?
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Then things went
from bad to mexican.
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We killed her!
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[Speaking japanese]
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Miss macho, looks like
we've got ourselves
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Anuno, dos, tres,
with a possiblecuatro.
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[Siren bloops]
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You two are going
to jail for a long time
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Unless you are
willing to pay up.
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Oh, here we go again.
How much?
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Well, for killing
the most beautiful woman
in all of mexico,
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Next to
edward james olmos,
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I'd say, uh...
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500 billion pesos!
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[Thunder]
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[Speaking japanese]
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I'll give you a week
to come up with the cash.
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[Siren bloops]
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Whoa, slow down.
We're not in rush.
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500 billion pesos!
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Jesuããs cristo!
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I'll trade you
2 reverse holofoil pikachus
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For your black star
ling-Ling.
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Ooh! That's
a battle monster
of a good deal.
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[All laughing
and snorting]
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[Car engine gunning]
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Hey, look.
The "cool kids" are back.
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We've all been
living together
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In this house
for a while now.
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And it seems
we've divided
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Into 2 very separate
cliques.
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[Hip-Hop blaring]
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We rule!
We rule!
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Wow. Those guys
are cool.
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I'm gonna go
hang out with them.
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Um, those guys
are assholes.
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We're your friends,
capt--
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Captain hero?
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Hey, dudes, the fast
and the furious, eh?
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You guys wanna
see a picture of
my sister's tits?
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[Dramatic music sting]
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Hey, let's pants the dork.
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Oof!
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[Chittering]
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[Screaming]
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Dude, we totally
pantsed him.
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[Laughing]
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If i can't be cool,
i'm running away
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And going somewhere
you'll never find me.
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Never! [Sobs]
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[Splat]
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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
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[Slow piano music plays]
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To stay out of jail,
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Ling-Ling and i
needed pesos.
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We were willing to do
anything to get 'em.
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♪♪ toot's donkey show ♪♪
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Come on! Do me! Do me!
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You know you want it!
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[British accent]
sorry, my dear,
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But even a filthy,
pathetic donkey
has standards.
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Fair enough.
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♪♪ toot's donkey show ♪♪
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Thank you.
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[Audience trilling
and hooting]
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Hey! Where the hell
are all you mexicans going?!
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To the grande
coliseum!
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[Cheering]
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Aw, my darling queen,
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Another beautiful day
for a cockfight, eh?
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I love being
the king of mexico.
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I'm still the
only queen i know
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That has to crap
in the bushes
behind their castle.
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[Comedic music plays]
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[Clucking]
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[Bell dings]
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[Cheering]
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No! No bedtime!
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No sleep!
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Eat!
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[Boom]
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Is there no chicken man enough
to defeat el clucko?
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One billion pesos
will get us a lot closer
to paying off that cop.
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Are you thinkin'
what i'm thinkin'?
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Uh...
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Up the butt?
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Even better.
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Caw caw! Caw caw!
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My chicken
challenges el clucko!
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[Cheering]
clucko!
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[Singing in spanish]
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[No music]
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[Singing in spanish]
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[No music]
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[Singing in spanish]
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[Music stops]
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[Bell dings]
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Oh, that ling-Ling is
such a mighty warrior.
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¡â¡bravo! ¡â¡bravo!
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We won! We won!
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Suck my balls, mom!
I'm somebody now.
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Ah, this is so boring.
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You know,
when hero's not around,
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Dungeons & dragons
seems to be a lot less
about hand jobs
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And a lot more
about trolls.
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[Hip-Hop]
♪♪ the way you ♪♪
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♪♪ look at me ♪♪
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This is all
their fault. Guh!
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Because of you guys,
the best dungeon master
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North of the fire swamps
of geldar ran away crying.
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Standing up for your
dorky friend, huh?
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I think this calls
for a little...
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Tickle torture.
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[Hip-Hop]
♪♪ nah nah nah ♪♪
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♪♪ don't kill me ♪♪
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♪♪ when i'm with you,
don't-- ♪♪
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Foxxy, why aren't
you tickling xandir?
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This ain't cool.
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This is just as uncool
as the rodney king ticklin'.
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And lastly tonight,
reports of a 5,000-Ton
meteor hurtling toward earth
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Turned out to be
completely true.
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Oh, lordy!
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Captain hero,
where are you?!
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I need to go find
that asshole captain hero.
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[Dramatic music plays]
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Foxxy: ♪♪ baby? ♪♪
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This must be
where hero growed up.
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[Sobbing]
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Captain hero, i been looking
all over for you.
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Whenever i'm sad,
i come back here
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To the kindly
farming couple
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Who have raised me
since i was a baby.
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We've never se
en this man before
in our lives.
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I think he broke my arm.
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[Dramatic music sting]
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Damn it, hero,
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There's a meteor
headin' for earth.
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What's the point
of saving the earth
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If i can't be
one of the cool kids?
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I just want to stay here
with mom and pop.
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He made me
wear lipstick.
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[Bats eyes]
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I have an idea.
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What if i pretend
you my boyfriend,
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And then you will be
one of the cool kids?
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You would do that
for me?
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Just until you popular.
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But then you got
to stop the meteor.
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Deal!
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Aah!
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Ethel, you gotta get me
to the hospital.
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Hospital. Right.
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You didn't have to
do that for me.
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I didn't do it for you
. I did it for us.
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[Dramatic musical score playing]
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[Singing in spanish]
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[Bawk]
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Hi-Yah!
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There is something
special about
this ling-Ling.
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He thinks
outside the bun.
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[Rimshot]
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Toot: our plan
was working great.
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We were making more money
than a televangelist
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In a region full
of impressionable retards.
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For more information
about this joke,
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Please visit the south.
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[Singing in spanish]
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[Latin pop playing]
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Our next guest has brought
new excitement
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To our national pastime
of cockfighting.
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This cock is
a natural pecker, huh?
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[Audience laughs]
right, kevin?
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Right, kevin?
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Oh, i dream about
killing you.
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Please welcome
el pollo insano,
ling-Ling.
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[Cheering, trilling,
and guns firing]
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Great to have you
on the show.
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You know, i think
we have a clip from
your last cockfight.
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[Ling-Ling yelling]
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[Bawk]
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[Applause]
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Now, ling-Ling,
what do you say
to your critics
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Who claim that
cockfighting is a cruel
and inhumane sport, hmm?
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R,
well, yeah, for you,
because you're a kille
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But the chickens
you battle
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Are skittish,
unbelievably
stupid animals
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Who don't even
want to fight.
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Boy, am i talking
about chickens
or the french?
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[Laughter]
right, kevin?
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And i pretend
homeless people
are you,
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And i burn 'em.
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[Laughter]
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[Dolphin chitters]
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♪♪ the way you look at me ♪♪
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Gosh, i don't know
about this, foxxy.
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The cool kids are never
going to let me play
meth lab with them.
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Of course they will.
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You just got
to look cool.
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Here. Try some
of this mousse.
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Ooh, wow.
You clean up good.
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Real good,
hero calrissian.
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[Ballad plays]
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Who's the
cool-Looking guy?
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Wait. Isn't he
that dork,
captain hero?
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Haven't you heard?
Captain hero is
my new boyfriend.
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[Dramatic music sting]
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Well, you know,
if foxxy thinks he's cool,
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He must be cool,
seeing as how foxxy's
all black and stuff.
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Hey, hero, you wanna
pour the ammonia in?
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Do i?! And how!
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[Goofy laugh]
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Wow.
That is so cool.
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I haven't slept
in 46 days.
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[Hip-Hop] ♪♪ why don't
you come and let me see ♪♪
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[Suspenseful music]
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[Cheering]
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Are you excited to behold
another glorious cockfight,
mi amor?
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I growmuybored with
all this refined culture
and exquisite luxury.
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[Gags]
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[Gags]
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[Rat gags]
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You win this fight,
ling-Ling,
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And we'll have
enough moolah
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To pay off the cops
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And get back to the land
of indoor toilets.
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[Mexican folk music playing]
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[Cowering]
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Hu-Ahh!
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Chickens are
a peaceful race.
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Race, race, race.
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[Crowd goading, cheering]
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[Sighs]
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[Crowd gasps]
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How dare you disgrace
our national pastime?
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Royal elite guards, take
them to the dungeon! Now!
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[Dog yipping]
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Ohh, this country sucks.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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Now the captain
files electronically.
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Wow.
That is so cool.
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You're so much cooler
than lobot.
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[Narrating]
after hanging out with hero
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For a few days,
i gots to wondering,
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Was i pretendin' to be
hero's girlfriend
to save the earth,
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00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:57,890
Or was i pretendin'
to save the earth
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To be hero's girlfriend?
256
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,095
Hey, hero calrissian,
257
00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:06,132
Why don't
we takes a ride over
to inspiration point?
258
00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:07,867
[Ballad plays]
259
00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,602
I got a better idea.
260
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,638
E!
Let's throw
pig feces at
the gay kid's hous
261
00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:15,241
That is a hilarious prank,
262
00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:18,277
Because gays don't want
to get anywhere near doody.
263
00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:19,578
Let's go!
264
00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:20,446
[Dramatic music sting]
265
00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:23,482
[Slow piano music plays]
266
00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:24,784
♪♪ the way you ♪♪
267
00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:26,085
♪♪ look at me ♪♪
268
00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:27,386
Ha ha ha!
You suck!
269
00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:29,989
Eat shit, dork!
Ha ha!
270
00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,158
Hero:
you've got poo
on your house!
271
00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,326
Dude, that was awesome.
272
00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:36,929
Now let's go home
before the cops come.
273
00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:39,532
[Laughing]
274
00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:40,833
Huh?
275
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:44,737
[Slow piano music plays]
276
00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:45,604
Gaah!
277
00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:46,906
[Laughing]
♪♪ the way you ♪♪
278
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,641
♪♪ look at me ♪♪
279
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:49,508
♪♪ what you got? ♪♪
280
00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:51,911
[Suspenseful
music plays]
281
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,181
You idiot.
282
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:58,217
Because you
wouldn't kill
some stupid chicken,
283
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,386
We're going to die.
284
00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:02,988
[Deep voice]
come with me.
285
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:06,025
Aah!
Aah!
286
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,230
[Normal]
don't be frightened.
I'm here to help you.
287
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,965
I just made
my voice like that
288
00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:16,001
[Deep] because i thought
it went better
with the cloak.
289
00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:18,170
[Normal]
now go. Save yourself.
290
00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:21,207
Because
291
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:24,243
[Deep] you've
captured my heart.
292
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,846
[Dramatic musical score playing]
293
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,882
[Normal] if the king
catches you,
he will kill you.
294
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:32,051
You must leave
swiftly and
gracefully,
295
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,786
Like the national
bird of mexico,
296
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,955
The donkey.
297
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,124
Hey,
what about me?
298
00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:39,425
Don't worry.
299
00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,594
[Yells, gurgles]
300
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,630
[Mariachi music playing]
301
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:51,570
I thought we were gonna be
caged up until we died,
302
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:52,872
Like those stupid chickens.
303
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,173
Oww, kittens.
304
00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,679
Screw that. I'm gonna watch
my own back from now own.
305
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,282
If only i could
watch my own feet.
306
00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:06,318
[Dramatic music sting]
307
00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:08,921
[Inspirational music playing]
308
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:10,222
...zebras...
309
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:18,898
...go.
310
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:19,765
[Inspirational music stops]
311
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:21,066
Later, asshole.
312
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:21,934
Meep meep.
313
00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:25,838
[Gasping]
314
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:37,550
Jesus, how long's
this thing been dead?
315
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,152
[Suspenseful music plays]
316
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:45,357
Hey, hero, i heard what
you did to xandir's house.
317
00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,960
That was some
pretty sweet turd tossing.
318
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:48,828
Oh, really?
319
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,129
I know you're foxxy's girl,
320
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,731
But if things change,
give me a call.
321
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,900
And if things don't
work out with clara,
322
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,202
You still got my digits.
323
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:59,238
Uh, wow. Ok.
324
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:00,539
We better take off.
325
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:03,142
Yeah, some assholes
threw shit on our house,
326
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:04,877
And we gotta
go clean it up.
327
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:07,046
Hey, papa,
i gots us tickets
328
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:09,648
To go see bell biv devoe
tomorrow night.
329
00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:12,685
Listen, foxxy,
the deal was that we'd
stay together
330
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:16,155
Until i was popular,
and i'm pretty
damn popular now.
331
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:17,890
Well, you not that popular.
332
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,492
Oh, yeah? Smell this.
333
00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:21,794
[Sniffs]
334
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,529
[Gasps] spanky?!
335
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,565
Foxxy, i am
dumping your ass!
336
00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:27,433
[Gasps]
337
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,168
Captain hero just
dumped that girl.
338
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:30,469
He dumped her.
339
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,204
I would be
devastated.
340
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:35,674
Hey, ladies,
what does captain hero
have in common
341
00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,843
With lance armstrong's
left testicle?
342
00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:40,446
We are both single.
343
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,615
And we're
sensitive to cold.
344
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,350
[Gasps]
345
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,085
[Suspenseful music plays]
346
00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,254
[Hee-Haw]
347
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,989
Ooh! And then i ducked!
348
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,724
And whaah chaah!
349
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:55,194
With the deadly
feather punch, i killed
the mighty ling-Ling!
350
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,230
Wow! I wish
i could've been there.
351
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,531
When did we start talking?
352
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:00,833
Ling-Ling:ping chowah!
353
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:01,700
[Dramatic sting plays]
354
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,170
Raah!
355
00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:06,472
It's ling-Ling!
356
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:09,074
He's back
from the dead!
357
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,809
[Clucking]
358
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:16,882
What?
Barry the chicken
359
00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:19,051
Lied about
killing ling-Ling?
360
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,220
And i b-B-Bet he didn't
fuck shakira either.
361
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,955
Kill the liar!
362
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,690
[Clucking]
363
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:25,557
Ping chowah!
364
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,498
...leaf blower.
365
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,667
But we're chickens.
We don't fight.
366
00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:39,438
All right,
ling-Ling stood up
to the king for us
367
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,739
And spared my life.
368
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,342
Now it is our turn to
stand up for ourselves.
369
00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:44,643
Barry the chicken'
s right.
370
00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:47,246
If you cut off
our beaks,
do we not bleed?
371
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:50,282
If you chop off
our heads, do we
not run around
372
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,017
For, like,
30 seconds
or a minute?
373
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,487
...coliseum grande.
374
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,222
[Yelling]
375
00:15:57,222 --> 00:16:00,259
♪♪ honey... ♪♪
376
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:03,729
Foxxy: so i was all alone
at the dance, and even worse,
377
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:06,765
The meteor was about
to smash into the earth,
378
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:11,103
And if the moviedeep impact
was any indication of
what would happen next,
379
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:14,573
The whole planet was about
to become boring
and unwatchable.
380
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:17,609
Captain hero,
you gots to stop
that meteor.
381
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:21,947
Can't you see i'm
already one knuckle deep
into fifth base?
382
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:23,682
Uhh! Mmm.
383
00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:24,984
Ooh.
384
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,285
Shoo. Gaah!
385
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:30,189
[Laughter]
386
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:31,490
♪♪ loser ♪♪
387
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:32,791
That's it.
388
00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:35,828
Hold up, everybody.
389
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,298
Now, i know y'all
think captain hero
is real cool.
390
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:40,599
Oh, yeah. Cool.
391
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:41,467
Yeah. He's the coolest eve
r.
392
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:42,334
But he ain't.
393
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:43,635
No. No, he's not cool.
394
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:44,937
I don't know what
i was thinking.
395
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,973
I fooled y'all into
thinking hero was cool
396
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,576
By pretending to be
his girlfriend.
397
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,745
So he would stop
that meteor.
398
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,046
[Gasps]
gasp.
399
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:55,781
Wait. I can explain.
400
00:16:55,781 --> 00:17:00,119
Oh, really?
Then explain this, yo.
401
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:02,287
Spanky, clara,
402
00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:04,023
Steve from long island.
403
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,794
Oh, hey, man,
you were right.
404
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,963
The, uh, cool kids
are assholes.
405
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,698
You shit
on my house, man.
406
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:14,433
I know, i know.
407
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,602
You shit
on my house.
408
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:19,204
Yeah.
You said that already.
409
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,674
[Slow piano music plays]
410
00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:26,578
And to think
i let him get
to seventh base with me.
411
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,747
[Inhales]
412
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:30,049
Ahh.
413
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:31,784
[Hee-Haw]
414
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,519
[Stampede running]
415
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,423
What the...
416
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,628
...deliverer.
417
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:43,929
You don't scare me.
418
00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:46,965
I have taken dumps
with sharper beaks
than you.
419
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,267
Hi-Yah!
420
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:49,134
Pi-Chah!
421
00:17:56,075 --> 00:18:00,846
You will never defeat me
as long as i have
my magic potion.
422
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,449
[Chicken clucks]
ai, dios miãão.
423
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:05,617
He's gonna
drink the worm.
424
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:12,124
You don't know what happens
when you drink the worm?
425
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:12,991
[Laughing]
426
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,726
He doesn't kno
w what happens.
427
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,028
Oh, you're gonna love this.
428
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:20,799
By the power of mencia!
429
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,402
[Roaring]
430
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,041
I don't have to
wear pants anymore.
431
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,583
[Hee-Haw]
432
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,222
[Roars]
433
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,933
Oh!
434
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,235
[Clucking]
435
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,139
[Zap zap]
436
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:08,814
He's all yours, kid.
437
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:12,718
Yee-Ha! Whoo-Hoo!
438
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,019
Hey, is that speedy?
439
00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:20,526
Now is our time,
my chicken brethren.
440
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:21,827
Attack!
441
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:25,731
Oh! Remember me
as i was,
442
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:28,767
Drunk and lazy. Ohh!
443
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,985
[Hee-Haw]
444
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:47,853
[Gunshot]
445
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,154
[Birds cawing]
446
00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:51,757
Captain hero:
i was an even bigger loser
447
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:54,793
Than a christian scientist
in a sensible religion contest.
448
00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:57,829
Even xandir was giving me
the cold shoulder.
449
00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:58,697
Spanky: hey, xandir,
450
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,432
Why don't you
come over here
451
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,167
And hang out with
us cool kids?
452
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,902
Me? Really?
453
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:05,637
Oh, my god.
454
00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:08,240
They're going
to give xandir
a wedgie.
455
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,842
[Chanting] wedgie,
wedgie, wedgie.
456
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:13,011
Hold it right there.
457
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:15,614
There'll be no more
wedgies under my watch.
458
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:19,518
Don't you guys
remember we all used
to hang out together?
459
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:20,819
We're all just dorks.
460
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:24,289
I mean, clara,
you like science, right?
461
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:25,591
Well,
if you consider
462
00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:27,326
Biochemistry
a science. [Snorts]
463
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,061
And, steve from long island,
464
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,531
You have one too many arms
that we haven't noticed
until now, no?
465
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,266
Yeah.
Check it.
466
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:37,302
And, spanky, you're voiced
by adam carolla.
467
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,037
Yeah, i guess i am.
468
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:42,507
Well, as long as the jig is up,
can i talk in my normal voice?
469
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:45,544
[Slightly less gravelly]
so the--My thing is, uh...
470
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:47,713
Uh, my--I just sort of
acknowledge it?
471
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:50,749
Uh, i'll give you
a few alternative,
uh, ones or whatever.
472
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,785
Look, what i'm
trying to say is
473
00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:55,520
It's ok to be a dork,
474
00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:59,858
But it's not ok to forget
your real friends
475
00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:04,630
Or the black chick
that you could bang
for a happy meal.
476
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,798
[Slow clap]
477
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:08,100
[Joins in]
478
00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:11,570
[Car alarm]
479
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,209
[Alarm chirps off]
480
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:22,080
[Gasping]
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