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This is pretty exciting,
isn't it?
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Really is.
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We've made every green light
on the way to your parents'.
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What are the odds?
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I meant the fact that
we're renewing our vows today.
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Oh, right.
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Of course I'm excited for that.
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And finally, after 10 years,
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I get a chance to make up
for my wedding-vow fiasco.
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Honey, it wasn't a fiasco.
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Did anyone even notice?
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Okay. Um...
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Uh...
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When I first met you, um...
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Kelli.
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Kelli, um...
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I didn't fully...
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understand things...
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Ah...
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I'd just love to get through
our vows today
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without Shawni upstaging me like
she did at the first wedding.
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We've been invited here today
to witness and celebrate
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the uniting in marriage
of Kelli and Oliver.
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What's everybody looking at?
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Oh, my God.
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Their new life together.
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Boob.
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Bo-o-o-o-ob!
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Shawni, your boob's out.
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It is an all-consuming...
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It was really nice
of your parents
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to offer to let us do this
at their house.
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They love doing stuff like this.
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Whenever my mom
gets to make mini quiches
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and my dad doesn't have to
get on the "goddamn freeway,"
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they're in.
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Although, having both our
families together in one place
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is probably a little risky.
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Especially Shawni and Jason.
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Oh, right.
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They haven't seen each other
since they hooked up
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at my birthday party
like five years ago.
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Yeah. Well, that one
was kind of your fault.
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Honey, an adult
sleepover birthday party?
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Never a great idea.
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S01E10
The Vows
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Okay, everybody, look at me.
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sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh.
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Hi!
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Oh, the house
looks amazing, mom.
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Oh, honey.
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We're just so tickled
you decided to do it here.
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Although I did love being
at your parents' country club.
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I still have a whole purse full
of matches, mints, and golf tees.
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Oh, screw that
snob factory, Jan.
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We're doing it
the Durnin way this time.
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Nobody's gonna be treated
like a second-class citizen
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at our little shindig.
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They wouldn't even
let me inside.
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That's because
you weren't wearing a jacket,
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which the invitation
said was required.
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Ooh, sorry I don't
speak calligraphy.
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But, honey, then the nice man
out front lent you his.
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He was a parking valet.
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I'm not even gonna bring up
the whole seating issue.
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Life together.
The ability...
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- Well, I can't see shit.
- Tsk.
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This is unbelievable.
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We're the goddamn
mother and father of the bride!
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That has been...
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Is that Shawni's tit?
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Oh, God! They're here!
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Hello, hello.
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Here you go, buddy.
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And there's a 10 spot
in it for you
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if you leave the car
sitting in front.
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I'm not a valet, Louis.
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I'm a regional award-winning
college professor.
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It was a joke.
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Nice to see you again.
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I'm keeping these, by the way.
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Jan, that's quite a dress.
Who is it?
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Oh, Jo-Ann fabrics.
I made it myself.
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It's lovely.
You could never tell.
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Except for the uneven lines
and the fit.
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Oh, uh, uh, Ricky, Louis,
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you remember our daughters,
Shawni and Dani, right?
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Of course.
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Hi. Hi.
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Hi. Hi. Hi.
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Didn't you date
our son Blake a while back?
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She did.
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Fingers crossed
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for another Durnin-Weston
wedding at the club.
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Sadly, dear,
my fingers don't do that.
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Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
Just had to...
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Dani. Hey.
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Hey, Blake. You look amazing.
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Thanks.
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Sometimes my biceps
rip my shirts.
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- You look awesome.
- Thanks.
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I've only eaten three bananas
and a Twix since Wednesday.
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Wow.
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Hey, so, do you maybe
want to get back together
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just for the ceremony today?
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Totally. And then we'd
break up again right after?
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Yeah, 'cause I have a date with
this congressman guy tomorrow.
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We're going to a hotel,
and we have to use fake names.
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Mine's gonna be "shh."
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What's the matter, dear?
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You don't seem as excited for
this as your mother clearly is.
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No, I'm super excited
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to watch my older sister
have a second wedding
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when I haven't even had one
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and I have a boyfriend
that I'm pretty sure
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isn't gonna propose to me ever.
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Uh-oh.
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Trouble in...
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Well, not paradise.
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Hey, how are your nerves?
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Oh, not a problem
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because I wrote everything
down on note cards.
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Yep.
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And they're kind of amazing...
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even better than last time.
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I quote Shakespeare...
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and Iggy Azalea, so...
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Hi. Hey.
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Ohh!
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My son the doctor!
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- Wow. Even here.
- Yeah.
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Where's Claire?
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Oh, there wasn't any parking,
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so I had her drop me off.
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Oh, Jason.
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You remember my daughter Shawni?
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Of course.
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Hey, Shawni.
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Hey, Jason.
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- Sorry I never called you.
- What?
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You know, five years ago,
Kelli's slumber party.
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God, did we destroy
that sleeping bag.
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Dude, it was just
a stupid drunk thing,
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I wasn't expecting a call.
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Look, my wife knows,
just an FYI,
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but no reason to bring it up,
you feel me?
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Hard to bring up something
I barely remember.
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I found a parking spot,
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but it was up on the hill.
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I'm good, babe.
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Jan, you know my sister-in-law
Claire, right?
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No, I don't.
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Hello, Claire.
You look beautiful.
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Thanks. And?
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Wow, like, no insult?
I love you!
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You must be Shawni.
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It's great to meet you.
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You're the one
that had sex with Jason?
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What did she just say?
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Nothing, dad. Nothing.
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You had sex with her?
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Wai... okay. Gil, calm down.
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Don't "Gil, calm down" me.
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If he had sex with her,
you know what that means?
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He was drunk?
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It means that every boy
in your family
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had sex with every girl
in my family.
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Are you kidding me?!
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Why are you angry at me?
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I married the one
I had sex with.
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Your family
literally screwed my family.
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You rich people
with all your money,
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you think can do whatever you
want, like you rule the world.
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Well, there's one thing
that you can't take care of...
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me calling off
this goddamn ceremony!
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Come on, Jan.
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Nobody have sex with my wife
while I'm upstairs.
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I thought if anyone
would ruin today,
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it would be Shawni, not dad.
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But he's gonna come
back downstairs, right?
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We have to
still do our thing.
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Honey, everyone
has to hear my vows.
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You're gonna cry. I call you
"my precious dove" like twice.
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Everyone, please just relax,
enjoy some hors d'oeuvres.
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Uh, Shawni,
there's another platter
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in the kitchen.
Would you run and get it?
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Great. Now I'm the not-married
hors d'oeuvres lady?
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Gil and I will be down in a sec,
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and we'll all
have the beautiful ceremony
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we've all waited
10 years to enjoy.
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Gil! Jesus Christ!
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So...
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- How was it?
- How was what?
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The sex with Jason, dummy.
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You seriously
want to talk about that?
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Well, why not?
I mean, we have stuff in common.
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Like... like we both
slept with the same guy.
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My husband, Jason, the doctor.
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Okay, look, I'm not really
having the best day,
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so I don't want to talk
about it, okay?
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Okay.
The topic is off the table.
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Just a real quick question,
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which is, like,
how many positions did you do?
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And, um...
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Did you do any butt stuff?
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So, bro, big day.
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Damn, you must be nervous.
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Yeah, I am a little bit nervous.
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I mean, Kelli deserved
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way better than what she got
from me on our wedding day,
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and I really want to
make that up to her.
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I mean, that's assuming
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someone can convince Gil
to come back downstairs.
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Oh, sorry.
Didn't know anyone was in here.
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Guys, you mind if
we borrow the room for a bit?
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Dani and I really want to...
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- talk.
- Blow each other.
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Louis, Ricky,
this is my boyfriend, Enzo.
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Nice to meet you.
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What kind of a name is Enzo?
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It's Brazilian, but it's roots
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come from the mountainous
regions of Chile.
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"Foreign"
would have sufficed, dear.
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Everything looks
so beautiful, babe.
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Romantic, don't you think?
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Yeah, I love it.
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Doesn't seeing all this
kind of...
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Make you think of something?
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Yes, it makes me think
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that if you
can make a mini quiche,
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imagine how many foods
you can make mini.
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I can't get your dad to come
down. He's really upset.
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He feels like he's being
mistreated all over again.
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I'm so sick
of him doing this.
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I'll get him to come down here.
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- Don't worry.
- Okay.
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Dad! Jesus Christ!
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Now, what should I have?
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Oh, I have a special drink.
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I was gonna serve it
after the ceremony,
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but since it's just us...
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What is that?
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I call it Jan juice.
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It's how I used to drink
around the girls
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when they were little
without them knowing.
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Ooh, this is strong. Mm.
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I like it.
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Would you like to sit?
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I think I better.
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Great. This guy's in here.
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Ugh, I can't be alone anywhere
in this stupid house.
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Look, you don't have to pretend
that you didn't
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want to date me back then.
You just don't.
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I get it...
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good-looking doctor,
good family.
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Kelli got one of us,
why not you?
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Okay, I really didn't.
259
00:11:11,025 --> 00:11:13,159
I didn't know who you were,
because I was so drunk,
260
00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:16,162
until we started doing it
and you were like,
261
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:20,066
"yeah, yeah, ride the doctor."
262
00:11:21,244 --> 00:11:22,769
So, if it wasn't seeing me
263
00:11:22,803 --> 00:11:24,270
and the amazing life
that you missed out on
264
00:11:24,305 --> 00:11:27,006
that made you so upset,
then what's up?
265
00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:28,308
What do you think?
266
00:11:28,342 --> 00:11:30,210
My boyfriend's
never gonna propose,
267
00:11:30,244 --> 00:11:31,744
and now I have to sit
268
00:11:31,779 --> 00:11:33,636
through my sister's
stupid do-over wedding.
269
00:11:33,656 --> 00:11:35,215
And... I don't know.
My life's just not
270
00:11:35,249 --> 00:11:37,844
really where I thought
it would be, you know?
271
00:11:38,403 --> 00:11:39,786
Do you love him?
272
00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:42,789
Yeah, and he loves me.
It's just...
273
00:11:42,823 --> 00:11:45,355
I am not talking about this
with you.
274
00:11:45,859 --> 00:11:47,160
Oh, by the way,
275
00:11:47,194 --> 00:11:50,997
your wife asked me
if we did any butt stuff.
276
00:11:52,009 --> 00:11:52,932
Seriously?
277
00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:54,434
Yep.
278
00:11:54,468 --> 00:11:57,287
So, do you want me to lie
or tell her the truth?
279
00:11:59,878 --> 00:12:01,007
Hey.
280
00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:02,875
So? Did it work?
281
00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:05,311
Is Gil coming back down?
I mean, did you save the day?
282
00:12:05,346 --> 00:12:08,181
No. This day is turning
into a disaster.
283
00:12:08,215 --> 00:12:10,776
My stupid dad is being an idiot,
284
00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:14,220
and my pissed-off sister is even
more pissed off than usual.
285
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:16,756
Well, I think this day is very hard
for her because we're not married.
286
00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:18,258
But what she doesn't know is,
287
00:12:18,292 --> 00:12:20,426
I already bought a ring and
I'm gonna propose in two weeks
288
00:12:20,461 --> 00:12:22,795
at a yet-to-be-determined,
reasonably-priced hotel.
289
00:12:24,798 --> 00:12:28,268
Oh, my gosh!
Enzo, that's amazing news!
290
00:12:28,591 --> 00:12:30,470
She'll be so happy.
291
00:12:30,504 --> 00:12:34,116
I know. If we make it another two
weeks, it'll be a very happy day.
292
00:12:35,109 --> 00:12:37,606
- Hey, buddy, come here.
- Yes?
293
00:12:37,994 --> 00:12:39,279
Look, I don't know what you're
doing with your girlfriend,
294
00:12:39,313 --> 00:12:41,147
but you got to know,
she's not happy.
295
00:12:41,181 --> 00:12:42,849
- Yes, I was just telling Kelli.
- Shh, shh, shh, shh.
296
00:12:42,883 --> 00:12:45,385
Never interrupt a doctor.
297
00:12:47,221 --> 00:12:48,521
If you don't
want to lose this girl,
298
00:12:48,555 --> 00:12:50,556
I suggest
you man up and propose.
299
00:12:50,591 --> 00:12:53,359
I'm planning to in a few weeks. How
quick do you think I should do it?
300
00:12:53,394 --> 00:12:56,329
Based on what I just saw...
- That's great. Thank you so much.
301
00:12:56,363 --> 00:12:59,932
I just said,
never interrupt a doctor.
302
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,802
Louis never storms out like Gil.
303
00:13:02,836 --> 00:13:04,859
He just falls asleep.
304
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:09,409
I mean, he falls asleep
when he's happy, bored,
305
00:13:09,443 --> 00:13:11,811
when the ball
is dropping at new year's.
306
00:13:15,999 --> 00:13:18,528
You're a lot of fun, Ricky.
307
00:13:20,054 --> 00:13:21,888
You know, really,
we're not that different
308
00:13:21,922 --> 00:13:23,056
when you think about it.
309
00:13:23,090 --> 00:13:24,590
All right. All right, now.
310
00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:27,126
You know, I mean, I'm having
a good time with you right now,
311
00:13:27,161 --> 00:13:31,564
but let's not
start talking nonsense.
312
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:35,835
Hey, ladies.
What's going on in here?
313
00:13:35,869 --> 00:13:37,170
Oh, we're just talking about
314
00:13:37,204 --> 00:13:39,607
how lucky we are
to have good husbands.
315
00:13:39,627 --> 00:13:43,609
Though no one
is as lucky as you, Claire.
316
00:13:43,644 --> 00:13:45,478
Oh, okay. Thank you?
317
00:13:45,512 --> 00:13:49,015
I mean, you are
"win the lotto" lucky.
318
00:13:49,049 --> 00:13:51,517
"Only one to survive
a plane crash" lucky.
319
00:13:51,552 --> 00:13:52,919
Like, "a horseshoe up your..."
320
00:13:52,953 --> 00:13:54,921
Okay. All right, Ricky.
321
00:13:54,955 --> 00:13:56,656
I get it. Thank you.
322
00:13:56,690 --> 00:13:58,925
Hey, can I ask you
a personal question, Ricky?
323
00:13:58,959 --> 00:14:00,126
If you must.
324
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,178
Why are you
such a bitch all the time?
325
00:14:06,533 --> 00:14:09,510
I have... think I have to...
326
00:14:11,905 --> 00:14:16,042
That...
is a very good question...
327
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,446
one that no one
has ever asked me before.
328
00:14:20,481 --> 00:14:21,981
Well done, Jan.
329
00:14:22,015 --> 00:14:24,384
You have balls,
and I respect that.
330
00:14:27,236 --> 00:14:29,589
That's a hard question
to answer.
331
00:14:29,623 --> 00:14:34,594
But at the end of the day,
I guess the answer is...
332
00:14:34,992 --> 00:14:37,263
I enjoy it.
333
00:14:37,297 --> 00:14:39,132
Wow.
334
00:14:46,843 --> 00:14:48,441
So, what's up, Gil?
335
00:14:48,475 --> 00:14:50,938
What the hell
are you doing here?
336
00:14:51,171 --> 00:14:54,013
Well, Kelli asked me
to come up here and talk to you,
337
00:14:54,047 --> 00:14:57,016
father to father,
see if I can convince you
338
00:14:57,050 --> 00:14:59,519
to come down there
and help her renew her vows.
339
00:14:59,553 --> 00:15:00,987
To one of your feral boys?
340
00:15:01,021 --> 00:15:03,322
No, thank you.
I'm going to a hotel.
341
00:15:03,357 --> 00:15:05,491
So, uh...
342
00:15:05,526 --> 00:15:07,393
What's the real problem, Gil?
343
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:09,929
The problem is,
every time we get together,
344
00:15:09,963 --> 00:15:11,998
your family makes mine
feel like crap.
345
00:15:12,032 --> 00:15:13,399
All right. All right.
346
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,268
I know how upset you were
about the wedding,
347
00:15:15,302 --> 00:15:17,603
and I should have taken care
of this a long time ago,
348
00:15:17,638 --> 00:15:21,008
and I am really sorry,
but it's no excuse
349
00:15:21,028 --> 00:15:23,943
to give you bad seats
at your daughter's wedding.
350
00:15:23,977 --> 00:15:25,044
Agreed.
351
00:15:25,078 --> 00:15:26,546
And about our kids...
352
00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:29,582
you have three
fantastic daughters.
353
00:15:29,616 --> 00:15:32,118
And sometimes,
they're gonna make a decision
354
00:15:32,152 --> 00:15:33,286
that you don't agree with,
355
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,964
and you can't
take it personally.
356
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:40,092
Uh, oops. Uh, our bad.
357
00:15:40,127 --> 00:15:42,094
How far is your car?
358
00:15:43,297 --> 00:15:45,085
Hi, daddy.
359
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:48,601
See?
360
00:15:48,635 --> 00:15:50,303
But sometimes, they're right,
361
00:15:50,337 --> 00:15:53,172
like Oli and Kelli 10 years ago.
362
00:15:53,207 --> 00:15:55,141
They did something fantastic.
363
00:15:55,175 --> 00:15:57,477
So, why don't you and I
go downstairs
364
00:15:57,511 --> 00:15:59,679
like the proud fathers we are
365
00:15:59,713 --> 00:16:03,115
and help them celebrate
the renewal of their vows?
366
00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:05,618
You know what?
367
00:16:05,652 --> 00:16:07,653
You're right. Let's do it.
368
00:16:08,529 --> 00:16:09,355
Thank you.
369
00:16:09,389 --> 00:16:10,423
You're welcome.
370
00:16:10,457 --> 00:16:12,124
Hug?
371
00:16:12,159 --> 00:16:13,559
Sure.
372
00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:17,263
Mwah!
373
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,335
Gather the families.
374
00:16:22,369 --> 00:16:24,203
My beautiful daughter
and her incredible husband
375
00:16:24,238 --> 00:16:26,205
are gonna renew
their wedding vows.
376
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,974
So sorry I got upset, Kelli.
377
00:16:28,008 --> 00:16:29,976
That's okay, dad.
378
00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:31,577
Aw.
379
00:16:31,612 --> 00:16:33,246
Thank you.
380
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,647
Anything for the two of you.
381
00:16:34,681 --> 00:16:37,350
You got us that great trip
to Mexico last Christmas.
382
00:16:37,384 --> 00:16:38,584
We owe you.
383
00:16:38,619 --> 00:16:41,387
Dad, that was Jason.
384
00:16:41,421 --> 00:16:43,556
Well, I guess
you owe me a trip, then.
385
00:16:46,232 --> 00:16:49,295
Okay. You ready for this?
386
00:16:49,329 --> 00:16:51,764
- Yep. Are you?
- Yep.
387
00:16:51,798 --> 00:16:54,467
Totally fine. Got my cards.
388
00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:56,457
I'm gonna nail it.
389
00:16:56,477 --> 00:16:58,237
Happy 10 years, babe.
390
00:16:58,272 --> 00:17:00,816
Aw. happy 10 years.
391
00:17:02,209 --> 00:17:03,309
Why don't you go first?
392
00:17:03,343 --> 00:17:05,284
Okay.
393
00:17:05,779 --> 00:17:07,613
Uh... Um...
394
00:17:07,648 --> 00:17:09,248
When I first met Oliver...
395
00:17:09,283 --> 00:17:11,183
I just got engaged!
396
00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:23,704
Oh!
397
00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:27,085
My Shawni
is finally engaged. Oh!
398
00:17:27,105 --> 00:17:30,134
Hey, guys, we're trying to
renew our vows over here,
399
00:17:30,168 --> 00:17:32,136
so could we please...?
400
00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:34,405
Yeah. Thank you.
401
00:17:35,353 --> 00:17:39,309
Thank you all for joining us
on this very special day.
402
00:17:39,573 --> 00:17:41,512
Um...
403
00:17:41,806 --> 00:17:43,881
Honey, do you mind
if I go first?
404
00:17:43,915 --> 00:17:45,916
No. Of course, baby.
405
00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:48,185
Okay.
406
00:17:49,554 --> 00:17:52,389
Kelli, these last 10 years
407
00:17:52,424 --> 00:17:56,393
have been the most incredible,
adventure-filled years
408
00:17:56,428 --> 00:17:57,861
of my life.
409
00:17:57,896 --> 00:17:59,263
And... aah!
410
00:17:59,297 --> 00:18:01,465
Aah! My vows!
411
00:18:01,499 --> 00:18:02,800
Help! My vows!
412
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:05,002
Whoa, great trick.
413
00:18:05,036 --> 00:18:08,005
Oh!
414
00:18:16,732 --> 00:18:19,183
Okay, well...
415
00:18:19,217 --> 00:18:21,018
Those are pretty much destroyed.
416
00:18:21,052 --> 00:18:22,352
It's okay, babe.
417
00:18:22,387 --> 00:18:23,887
I'll just say mine,
and we'll call it a renewal.
418
00:18:23,922 --> 00:18:25,222
Don't worry. It'll be f...
419
00:18:25,256 --> 00:18:27,057
No, baby, I have to do this.
I owe you this.
420
00:18:27,091 --> 00:18:29,326
I owe everybody this.
421
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:32,863
You know what? I'm just gonna...
422
00:18:33,608 --> 00:18:35,915
I'm just gonna
speak from the heart.
423
00:18:35,935 --> 00:18:38,902
Kelli...
424
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:42,940
A big reason
for doing this today
425
00:18:42,974 --> 00:18:46,730
was to make up
for our original ceremony,
426
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,645
which we all know was...
427
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,247
pretty much a disaster.
428
00:18:50,281 --> 00:18:53,417
Hear, hear.
429
00:18:53,451 --> 00:18:58,188
So, we tried to make
everything today perfect,
430
00:18:58,223 --> 00:19:00,157
and, well...
431
00:19:01,496 --> 00:19:03,698
that didn't really happen, either.
432
00:19:04,179 --> 00:19:06,096
But...
433
00:19:06,130 --> 00:19:08,098
I don't know...
that kind of made me realize
434
00:19:08,132 --> 00:19:12,069
that maybe things like this
are never perfect.
435
00:19:12,103 --> 00:19:14,571
And maybe, in some way,
436
00:19:14,606 --> 00:19:19,142
the fact that you and I come
from such different families
437
00:19:19,177 --> 00:19:21,311
is part of what makes us
so good together.
438
00:19:23,599 --> 00:19:26,617
Kelli, I love you more now
439
00:19:26,651 --> 00:19:29,400
than I did
when we were first married,
440
00:19:29,679 --> 00:19:33,290
and you are the most beautiful
person, inside and out,
441
00:19:33,324 --> 00:19:35,592
that I have ever met.
442
00:19:36,445 --> 00:19:41,797
So, up here today,
in front of our families,
443
00:19:42,138 --> 00:19:46,036
sweating and starting
to shake a little bit...
444
00:19:48,406 --> 00:19:53,577
I just want to say to you
the most romantic and true thing
445
00:19:53,611 --> 00:19:56,691
that I can think of
in this moment.
446
00:19:57,249 --> 00:20:01,718
Kelli Durnin, without you...
447
00:20:01,753 --> 00:20:03,487
my life would be shit.
448
00:20:12,263 --> 00:20:15,198
My life would be shit
without you, baby.
449
00:20:28,386 --> 00:20:29,887
Whew!
450
00:20:29,921 --> 00:20:32,056
God, I was so good up there.
451
00:20:32,090 --> 00:20:33,691
I killed those vows.
452
00:20:33,725 --> 00:20:36,694
I mean, people were literally
having, like...
453
00:20:36,728 --> 00:20:39,697
Vow-gasms.
454
00:20:39,731 --> 00:20:42,032
Well, you were
pretty great, babe.
455
00:20:42,067 --> 00:20:43,734
Mine were pretty great, too.
456
00:20:43,768 --> 00:20:45,069
I mean, when I compared our love
457
00:20:45,103 --> 00:20:48,072
to a flowing river
that never stagnates,
458
00:20:48,106 --> 00:20:51,976
I saw people's hands
go up to their chests.
459
00:20:52,010 --> 00:20:53,744
You know what?
460
00:20:53,778 --> 00:20:56,246
Let's just say that both
of our vows were really good.
461
00:20:56,281 --> 00:20:57,781
It's not a competition.
462
00:20:57,816 --> 00:20:59,183
You know what?
463
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,985
Let's find out
whose were better.
464
00:21:01,546 --> 00:21:03,654
Girls...
465
00:21:03,688 --> 00:21:05,923
Whose vows
did you like better...
466
00:21:05,957 --> 00:21:07,758
mine or your dad's?
467
00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:09,226
And say whatever you think.
468
00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:10,828
It doesn't matter.
No one will get mad.
469
00:21:10,862 --> 00:21:14,798
Actually, both of them
were pretty boring.
470
00:21:14,975 --> 00:21:18,124
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