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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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(BELL TOLLING)
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(TICKING)
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MAN:
Dear Lewis:
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Enclosed, please find
one bus ticket
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and two silver dollars
for your trip to Michigan.
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I'm really sorry about the loss
of your parents.
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Your mom was my sister,
so that makes you family.
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And I'll do my best to make you
feel right at home.
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As Einstein said,
life is like a bicycle.
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To stay balanced,
you got to keep moving forward.
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And so will we.
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I look forward to meeting you.
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Your Uncle Jonathan.
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P.S. Sorry for the stain
on the letter.
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- That's chocolate.
- (MAN SNORING)
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(SIGHS)
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Mom, Dad, are you there?
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Am I gonna be okay?
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"Cannot say."
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(SNORING CONTINUES)
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MAN: Gonna buy Charlie
a bike for his birthday.
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WOMAN:
Oh, he's gonna love it.
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MAN:
Emma Jean, bus is here.
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(HORN HONKS TWICE)
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(LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Last stop: New Zebedee.
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(SNORING CONTINUES)
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(LEWIS GRUNTS)
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(STRAINED GRUNTING)
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- (GRUNTS)
- JONATHAN: Oh, come on.
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Don't kill yourself before
I've had a chance to meet you.
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Lewis?
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I'm your Uncle Jonathan.
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Are you wearing a robe?
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It's a kimono.
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Oh.
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Here, let me help you
with that.
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Oh! Good Lord, what do you got
in this thing, encyclopedias?
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Dictionaries.
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, you're serious.
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I like new words.
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I think they're very
pulchritudinous.
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Well, welcome to New Zebedee.
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Or should I say "salutations"?
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You can look that one up.
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I know what
"salutations" means.
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Oh. Smart kid.
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Uh, do you think
that we're gonna be home soon?
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'Cause the Captain Midnight
show's almost on.
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Uh, you don't have to worry
about that. I don't have a TV.
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But I do have a big poker game
tonight, if you want to join.
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Do you play?
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Uh, no. I'm ten.
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
Duly noted.
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- (BELL TOLLING)
- (GASPS)
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(TOLLING BECOMES DISTORTED,
LOWERING IN PITCH)
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(TOLLING STOPS)
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(CAR HONKING HORN)
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Ah. Here we are.
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Excuse me.
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The Muggins Simoon.
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Temperamental door handle.
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Hop in.
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Here we go.
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Watch your tootsies.
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(BRAKES SQUEAL,
ENGINE BACKFIRES)
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JONATHAN:
All right, here we are.
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You can get out here.
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Here we go.
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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(PANTING)
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Home, sweet home.
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(OWL HOOTING)
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LEWIS:
Do you like...
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- Halloween?
- Hmm?
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Oh, no, I keep those up
year round.
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- (JONATHAN CHUCKLES)
- WOMAN: Mr. Barnavelt!
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- (DOG YAPPING)
- Come on, darling.
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Yes. Good puppy.
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Mr. Barnavelt!
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Ah, Mrs. Hanchett.
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Marmalade.
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Is that a robe?
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It's a kimono.
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You've been playing
your saxophone again.
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Madame, not everyone
can appreciate the intricacies
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of a free-form jazz odyssey.
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I don't care what you play.
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You're playing at 3:00
in the morning,
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so I'm begging you...
Who is this?
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JONATHAN:
Oh, this is Lewis, my nephew.
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He'll be living with me.
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You're responsible
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for keeping
a human child alive?
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That's right.
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Good evening.
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This way, Lewis.
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- (MARMALADE YAPS)
- I'll try to keep it down
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around 3:00 a.m., but, uh...
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them's my best jammin' hours.
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- (CLOCKS TICKING)
- (DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
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And here we are.
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♪
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LEWIS:
Wow. You've...
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That's a lot of clocks.
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Well, what constitutes "a lot"
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is really a matter
of personal taste.
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For me, it's a perfect amount
of clocks.
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(BANGING, BELL DINGING)
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Oh, sorry.
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There's a deranged cuckoo
in there.
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Your ratchet wheel's shot,
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and the click spring's
not far behind.
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Hello. You're Lewis, I presume.
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How was your trip?
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This old hag
is my next-door neighbor,
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Mrs. Florence Zimmerman.
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I am relieved to see
you didn't inherit your uncle's
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- freakishly oversized head.
- JONATHAN: Huh.
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Says the woman who literally
looks like a Q-tip.
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Oh, look,
the giant head is angry.
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JONATHAN:
My God, did that withered
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purple skeleton just speak?
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LEWIS:
It's nice to meet you.
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- Lewis, are you hungry?
- Yes, please.
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Florence, I'm gonna
show Lewis to his room.
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For once in your life,
could you
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make yourself useful
and whip up a batch
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of those chocolate chip
cookies? (CLICKS TONGUE)
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And how would you
like them, sir?
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Stuffed down your throat
one by one
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or crumbled up
and shoved into your pants?
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Ignore her, Lewis. She thinks
she's smarter than me
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because she's got more
college degrees.
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No, I think I'm smarter
than you
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because I'm smarter than you.
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(ORGAN PLAYS CHORD)
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- Shh!
- (ORGAN STOPS PLAYING)
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LEWIS:
But, Uncle Jonathan?
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- Hmm?
- Don't I have to have dinner
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before I'm allowed
to have cookies?
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Well, why not just
eat cookies for dinner?
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They're far more delicious.
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I know. It's just,
we had these house rules.
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Well, not in this house.
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There's no bedtime,
bath time or mealtime.
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You can eat cookies till you
throw up, for all I care.
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You'll see... things are...
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quite different here.
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(CREAKS QUIETLY)
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♪
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- All mine?
- All yours.
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Although, why this is yours,
I have no idea.
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You know it's about
the complete opposite
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of real magic.
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Well, it's the last thing
my parents gave to me
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before the... (STIFLED SOBS)
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(CRYING):
...the car crash.
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I'm... sorry.
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Uh, here.
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Yeah, take that back.
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Um, I have a tissue...
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around here somewhere.
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Ah.
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Here you go. No, hold on.
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Sorry. I didn't mean to, uh...
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I didn't realize the ball
was of emotional significance.
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Almost there.
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(SIGHS)
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Feel free to grab
any color tissue.
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They're all the same.
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FLORENCE:
Hey, gorilla groin.
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Are we playing poker,
or am I playing solitaire?
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Hold your horses,
you scarecrow.
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- (CHAIR SQUEAKING)
- Right?
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Calling that a poker face
is an insult to faces.
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(JONATHAN GIGGLING)
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Sore loser, frumpy.
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Well, beat that.
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(SIGHS)
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FLORENCE:
Ugh.
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- He wins... again.
- JONATHAN: You're hustling me.
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You've played before.
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I haven't.
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I swear.
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Beginner's luck, I guess?
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Well, I'm gonna drown
my sorrows in some hot cocoa.
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- You want some?
- Yes, please.
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- Florence?
- Delighted.
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- Get your own.
- Choke and die.
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So, how long have you lived
next door to Uncle Jonathan?
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Oh, we've been friends forever,
ever since I came here.
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Ran here, actually.
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From Paris.
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After the war.
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And no, to answer that look
you're giving me,
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your uncle and I
aren't anything kissy-faced.
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- JONATHAN: Gross!
- Ugh.
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The word's "platonic."
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That's right.
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Look, your uncle
drives me nuts.
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And he doesn't always smell
so terrific,
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but he's gotten me out
of more tough scrapes
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than I care to mention.
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You know, I've found
that all one really needs
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in this world
is one good friend.
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Oh, but I'm sure
you've got lots.
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Yeah.
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Tons.
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All my friends are...
really great.
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Hmm.
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Good night, Mom.
Good night, Dad.
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I really miss you guys.
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Love you.
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(KISS)
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(CLANKING)
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- (LOUD METALLIC BANG)
- (LEWIS GASPS)
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(DISTANT FOOTSTEPS)
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(DEEP CREAKING)
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(CREAKING,
FOOTSTEPS GROW CLOSER)
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(CREAKING AND FOOTSTEPS
CONTINUE)
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(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
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(RHYTHMIC, METALLIC CLUNKING)
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(METALLIC RATTLING)
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- (MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
- (GASPING)
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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(PANTING)
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♪
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(BIRDS SINGING)
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(CLOCKS TICKING)
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Uh, Uncle Jonathan?
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FLORENCE: You've got to go
into the wall.
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JONATHAN:
I am going in the wall.
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You did not go into the wall
yesterday.
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- I saw you. You did not go into...
- Hello?
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Lewis, didn't see you there.
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Big day. First day of school.
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- How'd you sleep?
- Uh... fine.
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How did you sleep?
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Peachy. Like a baby.
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Like a big, peachy baby.
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Okay, off you go.
Knock 'em dead.
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(LOCKS CLICKING)
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JONATHAN:
I played it perfect.
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He suspects nothing.
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DJ (OVER CAR RADIO): 43rd New
Zebedee Blue Ribbon Bake-Off...
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- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
- Hold the door!
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Clark, let's make a decision.
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(SIGHS) Herman.
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(METALLIC SQUEAKING)
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(GRUNTING QUIETLY)
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Good hustle, Herman.
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Thanks, Coach.
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(METALLIC SQUEAKING CONTINUES)
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Woody.
258
00:13:34,176 --> 00:13:36,073
We're even teams now.
259
00:13:36,075 --> 00:13:37,907
Let's play ball.
260
00:13:37,909 --> 00:13:39,207
Maybe next time, ankle biter.
261
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:40,740
Coach.
262
00:13:40,742 --> 00:13:41,973
(WHISPERS):
Come on, just pick him.
263
00:13:41,975 --> 00:13:44,207
- No. No.
- Just pick him.
264
00:13:44,209 --> 00:13:45,740
Come on.
265
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,973
(MUTTERS UNDER BREATH)
266
00:13:46,975 --> 00:13:48,007
Fine. All right.
267
00:13:48,009 --> 00:13:49,073
You're with us.
268
00:13:49,075 --> 00:13:50,176
You can play, right?
269
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,842
S-Sure.
270
00:13:56,742 --> 00:13:58,140
I'm open! I'm...
271
00:13:58,142 --> 00:13:59,907
COACH: Goggles, get up!
Come on, guys!
272
00:13:59,909 --> 00:14:01,073
Down the court, down the court!
273
00:14:01,075 --> 00:14:02,307
You all right?
274
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,907
(GRUNTS)
275
00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:05,207
- You good?
- COACH: Open your space up.
276
00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:06,940
Come on, guys.
Open the space.
277
00:14:06,942 --> 00:14:08,806
All right, get it.
Let's go, go, go!
278
00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:10,140
- BOY: Pass the ball!
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
279
00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:11,973
- COACH: Goggles, what's going on?
- BOY: Come on!
280
00:14:11,975 --> 00:14:13,007
COACH:
Come on, let's go!
281
00:14:13,009 --> 00:14:14,840
Defense, look alive!
Come on, look alive, guys!
282
00:14:14,842 --> 00:14:15,940
- Shoot it!
- Goggles, make the shot!
283
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,207
- Come on! Make a shot!
- Oh!
284
00:14:17,209 --> 00:14:19,274
Make a...
Not at me. The basket.
285
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:21,007
- Pass the ball!
- You gotta pass the ball, Goggles!
286
00:14:21,009 --> 00:14:22,174
Goggles! Goggles, I'm open!
287
00:14:22,176 --> 00:14:23,806
- (GROANS)
- I'm sorry.
288
00:14:23,808 --> 00:14:26,307
- (CLAMORING)
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
289
00:14:26,309 --> 00:14:27,940
Guard your guys.
Guard your guys. Let's go.
290
00:14:27,942 --> 00:14:29,174
- I'm open!
- COACH: Shoot!
291
00:14:29,176 --> 00:14:30,675
- Shoot!
- Shoot!
292
00:14:32,075 --> 00:14:34,073
(KIDS CHEERING)
293
00:14:34,075 --> 00:14:36,240
- Nice shot, speedy.
- Thanks, Coach.
294
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:37,840
WOMAN (OVER P.A.):
Attention, students.
295
00:14:37,842 --> 00:14:39,307
(ANNOUNCEMENT
CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
296
00:14:39,309 --> 00:14:41,240
- Hi!
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
297
00:14:41,242 --> 00:14:43,940
There he is... star forward
for the Minneapolis Lakers.
298
00:14:43,942 --> 00:14:45,507
- How you doing, buddy?
- I'm good.
299
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:47,773
A vote for Tarby Corrigan
is a vote for pop
300
00:14:47,775 --> 00:14:49,140
- in the drinking fountains.
- Thank you.
301
00:14:49,142 --> 00:14:51,340
Hey. A vote for Tarby Corrigan
is a vote for pop
302
00:14:51,342 --> 00:14:53,040
- in the drinking fountains.
- Please.
303
00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:54,907
How is he gonna carbonate
the drinking fountains?
304
00:14:54,909 --> 00:14:57,042
(CHATTER CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY)
305
00:15:07,009 --> 00:15:09,007
(QUIETLY):
Whoa.
306
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,806
(SIGHS)
307
00:15:10,808 --> 00:15:12,340
TARBY:
Don't just stand there.
308
00:15:12,342 --> 00:15:14,773
- Can you pitch?
- Uh...
309
00:15:14,775 --> 00:15:17,007
no, not very well.
310
00:15:17,009 --> 00:15:19,307
I'll take what I can get.
311
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:20,808
Come toss me one.
312
00:15:21,909 --> 00:15:23,276
Come on.
313
00:15:31,808 --> 00:15:33,507
What are you doing here?
314
00:15:33,509 --> 00:15:35,274
Where are all your friends?
315
00:15:35,276 --> 00:15:36,873
Football practice.
316
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:39,073
Can't play.
Can't do anything.
317
00:15:39,075 --> 00:15:42,042
My butt is just
warming the bench.
318
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,873
So, you're new in town.
319
00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:48,840
- Where do you live?
- Kind of this big,
320
00:15:48,842 --> 00:15:50,675
old place on the end
of High Street.
321
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,207
Wait.
322
00:15:53,209 --> 00:15:55,307
You... you live
in the slaughterhouse?
323
00:15:55,309 --> 00:15:57,007
I'm sorry.
324
00:15:57,009 --> 00:15:58,207
The what?
325
00:15:58,209 --> 00:15:59,806
Some old guy died there.
326
00:15:59,808 --> 00:16:01,174
Now it's haunted.
327
00:16:01,176 --> 00:16:02,307
Well, everyone says so.
328
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,840
Have you seen anything creepy?
329
00:16:03,842 --> 00:16:05,207
No.
330
00:16:05,209 --> 00:16:07,307
Well, last night,
I thought I heard something,
331
00:16:07,309 --> 00:16:09,873
but it wasn't anything;
it was just my uncle.
332
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:10,873
What was he doing?
333
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:13,140
I don't know.
Just sort of wandering around.
334
00:16:13,142 --> 00:16:15,040
I think he was looking
for something.
335
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,007
Maybe he was looking for an ax.
336
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,806
It's his house.
337
00:16:18,808 --> 00:16:20,806
Why wouldn't he know
where his own ax is?
338
00:16:20,808 --> 00:16:23,742
Maybe he hid it from the police
after the last murder.
339
00:16:25,242 --> 00:16:28,040
Look, I'm just trying
to help us both out.
340
00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:30,808
You can't vote for me
if you don't have arms.
341
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,109
Come on.
342
00:16:39,309 --> 00:16:41,242
(QUIET SQUEAKING)
343
00:16:46,075 --> 00:16:47,842
WOMAN (ECHOING):
Lewis.
344
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,109
Lewis.
345
00:16:55,009 --> 00:16:56,174
Lewis.
346
00:16:56,176 --> 00:16:58,040
Sweetheart.
347
00:16:58,042 --> 00:16:59,840
(GASPS, SIGHS)
348
00:16:59,842 --> 00:17:01,040
Hey, kiddo.
349
00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:03,075
I missed you so much.
350
00:17:05,209 --> 00:17:08,007
I miss you, too, Mom.
A lot.
351
00:17:08,009 --> 00:17:11,840
Your dad and I,
we'd give anything
352
00:17:11,842 --> 00:17:13,507
to be with you again.
353
00:17:13,509 --> 00:17:16,140
You know that, right?
354
00:17:16,142 --> 00:17:17,973
(SIGHS) So...
355
00:17:17,975 --> 00:17:20,073
how are you making out?
356
00:17:20,075 --> 00:17:21,940
How do you like Uncle Jonathan?
357
00:17:21,942 --> 00:17:23,806
He seems nice.
358
00:17:23,808 --> 00:17:25,209
Just...
359
00:17:26,276 --> 00:17:27,940
What?
360
00:17:27,942 --> 00:17:29,307
Hey.
361
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,840
It's okay. You can tell me.
362
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,806
This house is scary.
And-and old and scary.
363
00:17:34,808 --> 00:17:37,073
And there's all these clocks,
and I see weird stuff
364
00:17:37,075 --> 00:17:38,940
out of the corner of my eye,
and...
365
00:17:38,942 --> 00:17:41,773
I feel like...
I almost feel like
366
00:17:41,775 --> 00:17:43,806
that Uncle Jonathan's
hiding something.
367
00:17:43,808 --> 00:17:46,806
That's because he is...
368
00:17:46,808 --> 00:17:48,775
hiding something.
369
00:17:49,842 --> 00:17:50,942
From you.
370
00:17:52,075 --> 00:17:54,174
I'm sorry, sweetheart,
371
00:17:54,176 --> 00:17:55,340
but you're in danger.
372
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,307
Danger? Wh...
373
00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:58,907
What danger? What do you mean?
374
00:17:58,909 --> 00:18:01,507
You're gonna have to be brave.
375
00:18:01,509 --> 00:18:03,274
But I... But, Mom, this is me.
376
00:18:03,276 --> 00:18:04,773
I'm not brave.
377
00:18:04,775 --> 00:18:07,307
(SHUSHING)
378
00:18:07,309 --> 00:18:09,009
(KISS)
379
00:18:10,309 --> 00:18:12,907
First, you get the book.
380
00:18:12,909 --> 00:18:14,873
Then you get the key.
381
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:17,040
Book.
382
00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:18,942
K-Key...
What are you talking about?
383
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,140
(CLOCK TICKING)
384
00:18:23,142 --> 00:18:25,873
Do you hear the ticking?
385
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:28,942
- (GASPING)
- (CLOCK TICKING)
386
00:18:41,742 --> 00:18:43,708
(TICKING CONTINUES)
387
00:18:51,742 --> 00:18:53,307
(DISTANT DOOR CLOSES)
388
00:18:53,309 --> 00:18:56,142
(FOOTSTEPS)
389
00:18:58,176 --> 00:19:00,806
Brave.
390
00:19:00,808 --> 00:19:03,142
Brave. Brave.
391
00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:17,176
(RHYTHMIC, METALLIC CLUNKING)
392
00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:37,007
(FAINT, DISTORTED SCREAMS)
393
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,742
(SCREAMS FADE)
394
00:19:41,176 --> 00:19:43,775
(FAINT, DISTORTED HOWL
OF A WOLF)
395
00:20:02,942 --> 00:20:04,909
(RHYTHMIC, METALLIC CLUNKING)
396
00:20:06,276 --> 00:20:08,675
(FLOORBOARDS CREAKING)
397
00:20:25,009 --> 00:20:27,174
- (QUIET CLINKING)
- JONATHAN: Come out, come out,
398
00:20:27,176 --> 00:20:28,975
wherever you are.
399
00:20:30,176 --> 00:20:32,907
You can't hide forever.
400
00:20:32,909 --> 00:20:34,107
- (GRUNTS)
- (LOUD BANGING)
401
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,240
(GASPS)
402
00:20:35,242 --> 00:20:40,040
(REPEATED GRUNTING AND BANGING)
403
00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:42,775
(GRUNTING AND BANGING CONTINUE)
404
00:20:46,775 --> 00:20:49,075
- (GASPS, WHIMPERS)
- (GRUNTING AND BANGING STOP)
405
00:20:54,109 --> 00:20:55,740
(LEWIS SCREAMS)
406
00:20:55,742 --> 00:20:56,940
LEWIS:
Help!
407
00:20:56,942 --> 00:20:58,675
(JONATHAN PANTING)
408
00:21:05,909 --> 00:21:07,975
(SCRAPING)
409
00:21:10,909 --> 00:21:12,009
(GASPS)
410
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,075
(GASPING)
411
00:21:21,075 --> 00:21:22,875
(GASPING)
412
00:21:28,009 --> 00:21:31,107
(RAPID GASPING)
413
00:21:31,109 --> 00:21:33,073
(CUCKOOING)
414
00:21:33,075 --> 00:21:36,040
(ORGAN PLAYING
DISCORDANT NOTES)
415
00:21:36,042 --> 00:21:38,242
- (CLOCKS TICKING RAPIDLY)
- (CUCKOOING CONTINUES)
416
00:21:41,808 --> 00:21:44,274
(CHAIR SQUEAKING LOUDLY)
417
00:21:44,276 --> 00:21:46,773
(SQUEAKING AND HONKING)
418
00:21:46,775 --> 00:21:47,708
(GASPING, GRUNTING)
419
00:21:49,209 --> 00:21:50,276
(SQUEAKING AND HONKING STOP)
420
00:21:52,342 --> 00:21:53,973
Help! Let me out!
421
00:21:53,975 --> 00:21:55,207
Help, please!
422
00:21:55,209 --> 00:21:56,806
Help me! Let me out!
423
00:21:56,808 --> 00:21:59,174
- (SCREAMS)
- It's me.
424
00:21:59,176 --> 00:22:01,007
- (SCREAMS AGAIN)
- Down, boy!
425
00:22:01,009 --> 00:22:02,174
- I said down.
- (CHAIR WHINING)
426
00:22:02,176 --> 00:22:03,806
Go. Go on, go to your room.
427
00:22:03,808 --> 00:22:05,007
- Go on, get.
- (DOOR CLOSES)
428
00:22:05,009 --> 00:22:06,740
(GROANS)
429
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,207
I'm sorry you had to see that.
430
00:22:08,209 --> 00:22:09,806
No. No.
431
00:22:09,808 --> 00:22:11,174
No, houses don't attack you.
432
00:22:11,176 --> 00:22:12,940
And if they do attack,
you're definitely not
433
00:22:12,942 --> 00:22:14,940
supposed to say,
"Sorry you had to see that."
434
00:22:14,942 --> 00:22:16,174
Is this place haunted?
435
00:22:16,176 --> 00:22:18,740
- Are you gonna ax-murder me?
- What? No.
436
00:22:18,742 --> 00:22:20,073
You're gonna ax-murder me,
aren't you?
437
00:22:20,075 --> 00:22:21,740
(LAUGHING):
I'm not gonna ax-murder you.
438
00:22:21,742 --> 00:22:23,075
Then what is going on?
439
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,773
Well, one thing's for sure.
440
00:22:25,775 --> 00:22:27,140
The house likes you.
441
00:22:27,142 --> 00:22:29,075
Houses don't like anything.
They're houses.
442
00:22:31,209 --> 00:22:34,009
- (ORGAN PLAYS CHORD)
- (SQUEAKING)
443
00:22:36,276 --> 00:22:39,742
(TINKLING, WHOOSHING)
444
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,042
♪
445
00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:05,808
♪
446
00:23:10,509 --> 00:23:12,806
Do you know what
a warlock is, Lewis?
447
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,340
It's...
448
00:23:14,342 --> 00:23:16,207
a boy witch.
449
00:23:16,209 --> 00:23:18,073
Well... (CHUCKLES)
450
00:23:18,075 --> 00:23:21,773
I think they're a little more
than boy witches.
451
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:22,873
"Warlock.
452
00:23:22,875 --> 00:23:24,740
"Noun.
453
00:23:24,742 --> 00:23:27,207
A man who practices magic."
454
00:23:27,209 --> 00:23:28,909
A boy witch.
455
00:23:32,808 --> 00:23:36,107
Are you saying that...
you're a warlock?
456
00:23:36,109 --> 00:23:38,176
Would it scare you if I was?
457
00:23:41,042 --> 00:23:45,240
Well, are you a good warlock
or a bad one?
458
00:23:45,242 --> 00:23:48,073
Ah. Depends on what
you mean by "bad."
459
00:23:48,075 --> 00:23:51,207
I'm nice, but...
I'm not that good.
460
00:23:51,209 --> 00:23:53,806
I'm just a parlor magician,
really, but, uh,
461
00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:57,806
Mrs. Zimmerman, now,
she's nice and good.
462
00:23:57,808 --> 00:23:59,174
Damn good.
463
00:23:59,176 --> 00:24:00,973
Got a Doctor Magicorum degree
464
00:24:00,975 --> 00:24:03,040
from the University
of Göttingen.
465
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:05,740
Why are you always
wandering around at night?
466
00:24:05,742 --> 00:24:07,174
What is that ticking
in the walls?
467
00:24:07,176 --> 00:24:08,842
You've heard that?
468
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:15,207
This house used to be owned
by another warlock,
469
00:24:15,209 --> 00:24:19,073
Isaac Izard,
and his wife Selena.
470
00:24:19,075 --> 00:24:20,973
He, uh...
471
00:24:20,975 --> 00:24:22,307
passed away
472
00:24:22,309 --> 00:24:25,174
and left a magic clock
in the walls.
473
00:24:25,176 --> 00:24:26,274
Why?
474
00:24:26,276 --> 00:24:28,142
Because he's a terrible...
475
00:24:30,209 --> 00:24:31,806
Joker.
476
00:24:31,808 --> 00:24:33,806
He's a practical joker.
477
00:24:33,808 --> 00:24:36,140
Put a clock in the walls
to drive me nuts.
478
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:38,340
I try to drown it out
with all those other clocks,
479
00:24:38,342 --> 00:24:40,073
but it doesn't really work,
480
00:24:40,075 --> 00:24:41,940
so at night, I...
481
00:24:41,942 --> 00:24:44,107
go around the house and...
482
00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:46,040
search for the damn thing.
483
00:24:46,042 --> 00:24:47,209
With an ax?
484
00:24:49,975 --> 00:24:52,176
Sometimes I get over-enthused.
I'll admit that.
485
00:24:57,276 --> 00:24:59,806
Do you have to be born
a boy wi...
486
00:24:59,808 --> 00:25:01,207
a warlock?
487
00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:03,140
No. Anyone can learn.
488
00:25:03,142 --> 00:25:05,174
If they study,
practice hard enough.
489
00:25:05,176 --> 00:25:07,274
- Can I learn?
- No.
490
00:25:07,276 --> 00:25:08,940
- But you just said "anyone."
- Grown-up anyone.
491
00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:10,340
There's charts and hieroglyphs
492
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,240
and stuff that would stump
a Harvard professor,
493
00:25:12,242 --> 00:25:14,073
- and I don't have time to teach a...
- Please.
494
00:25:14,075 --> 00:25:17,174
Please, please teach me.
Please, please,
495
00:25:17,176 --> 00:25:19,007
please, please, please.
496
00:25:19,009 --> 00:25:21,742
Okay! Have it your way.
497
00:25:22,808 --> 00:25:24,909
(EXASPERATED SIGH)
498
00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:28,806
Oh.
499
00:25:28,808 --> 00:25:30,207
(BLOWS)
500
00:25:30,209 --> 00:25:32,042
(JONATHAN CHUCKLING)
501
00:25:33,775 --> 00:25:35,842
(GRUNTS)
502
00:25:39,209 --> 00:25:42,073
Let me know
when you've read all those.
503
00:25:42,075 --> 00:25:43,775
Just for a start.
504
00:25:46,342 --> 00:25:48,276
♪
505
00:25:57,176 --> 00:25:59,107
- Jack-o-lanterns.
- They scare away evil.
506
00:25:59,109 --> 00:26:00,773
And iron does, too.
507
00:26:00,775 --> 00:26:02,274
Well, it repels evil,
like bug spray.
508
00:26:02,276 --> 00:26:04,174
And that is why we have
iron horseshoes,
509
00:26:04,176 --> 00:26:06,274
and that's why cemetery gates
are made of iron.
510
00:26:06,276 --> 00:26:08,207
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
511
00:26:08,209 --> 00:26:11,073
And how does one become
a full-fledged warlock?
512
00:26:11,075 --> 00:26:12,907
You have to defeat
an evil spirit
513
00:26:12,909 --> 00:26:15,107
by using your own magic.
514
00:26:15,109 --> 00:26:17,209
That is absolutely right.
515
00:26:19,042 --> 00:26:21,207
(SNIFFING)
516
00:26:21,209 --> 00:26:23,242
What smells of rancid sulfur?
517
00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:26,940
(PASSES GAS)
518
00:26:26,942 --> 00:26:28,140
Bad kitty!
519
00:26:28,142 --> 00:26:29,907
(LION PURRS)
520
00:26:29,909 --> 00:26:32,873
Am I gonna have to defeat
an evil spirit one day?
521
00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:35,073
Oh, don't worry.
Not for a long, long time.
522
00:26:35,075 --> 00:26:37,040
You're perfectly safe.
523
00:26:37,042 --> 00:26:38,140
- (CREATURE WHEEZING)
- (JONATHAN GRUNTS)
524
00:26:38,142 --> 00:26:39,340
(CREATURE GROWLING)
525
00:26:39,342 --> 00:26:40,806
That's safe?
526
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:42,207
(CREATURE GROWLS, WHEEZES)
527
00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:43,873
(JONATHAN GRUNTS)
528
00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:45,107
As long as it's fed.
529
00:26:45,109 --> 00:26:46,806
(CREATURE BELCHES)
530
00:26:46,808 --> 00:26:48,307
It used to be Florence's
pet garter snake,
531
00:26:48,309 --> 00:26:49,907
William Snakespeare.
532
00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:51,873
She tried to turn it purple.
533
00:26:51,875 --> 00:26:53,040
The spell backfired.
534
00:26:53,042 --> 00:26:54,274
Between you and me,
535
00:26:54,276 --> 00:26:56,207
most of her spells
backfire these days.
536
00:26:56,209 --> 00:26:57,907
- Why?
- Ah, you'll have to
537
00:26:57,909 --> 00:26:59,907
ask her that one yourself.
538
00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:01,873
What's all that?
539
00:27:01,875 --> 00:27:05,940
Charms, hexes, wards, spells.
540
00:27:05,942 --> 00:27:08,073
Evil can't come within 20 feet
of that cabinet,
541
00:27:08,075 --> 00:27:10,073
much less open it.
542
00:27:10,075 --> 00:27:11,875
What's in it?
543
00:27:13,242 --> 00:27:16,174
You know how I said
there were no rules?
544
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:18,207
Actually, there's one rule.
545
00:27:18,209 --> 00:27:21,140
Don't open that cabinet. Ever.
546
00:27:21,142 --> 00:27:23,907
Or I'll toss you out
on your ear.
547
00:27:23,909 --> 00:27:24,973
You understand?
548
00:27:24,975 --> 00:27:26,507
(JONATHAN SIGHS)
549
00:27:26,509 --> 00:27:28,140
This is pretty much
the only thing
550
00:27:28,142 --> 00:27:31,773
I'm serious about,
so I need to hear you say it.
551
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:33,975
I understand.
552
00:27:35,242 --> 00:27:37,240
(RHYTHMIC, METALLIC CLUNKING)
553
00:27:37,242 --> 00:27:39,176
(DEEP CREAKING)
554
00:27:53,242 --> 00:27:54,907
JONATHAN and FLORENCE
(DISTORTED, ECHOING): Isaac!
555
00:27:54,909 --> 00:27:56,940
JONATHAN:
Isaac!
556
00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:57,975
- Isaac, don't do this!
- Stop!
557
00:28:03,842 --> 00:28:05,340
JONATHAN (IN DISTANCE):
Please! Isaac, don't do it!
558
00:28:05,342 --> 00:28:08,009
- (WHISPERS INDISTINCT SPELL)
- Isaac!
559
00:28:10,276 --> 00:28:11,973
Isaac, please!
560
00:28:11,975 --> 00:28:13,775
- (EXPLOSIVE BOOM)
- (BOTH YELL)
561
00:28:20,242 --> 00:28:21,942
Isaac.
562
00:28:26,075 --> 00:28:27,775
(GASPS)
563
00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:30,973
ISAAC:
The beginning...
564
00:28:30,975 --> 00:28:32,209
and the end.
565
00:28:34,276 --> 00:28:35,773
The alpha
566
00:28:35,775 --> 00:28:37,009
and the omega.
567
00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:41,207
Do you hear the ticking?
568
00:28:41,209 --> 00:28:44,109
(CLOCKS TICKING)
569
00:28:46,842 --> 00:28:49,840
FLORENCE: Well, I have scoured
the crawl space.
570
00:28:49,842 --> 00:28:52,073
I found a dead mouse, but...
571
00:28:52,075 --> 00:28:53,909
no clock.
572
00:28:55,875 --> 00:28:57,840
You think reading that
for the millionth time
573
00:28:57,842 --> 00:28:59,740
will turn up something new?
574
00:28:59,742 --> 00:29:01,174
No, not really.
575
00:29:01,176 --> 00:29:02,806
So...
576
00:29:02,808 --> 00:29:04,840
you've told Lewis everything?
577
00:29:04,842 --> 00:29:06,740
Well, not everything.
578
00:29:06,742 --> 00:29:09,207
I think you should.
579
00:29:09,209 --> 00:29:12,073
Isaac may be dead,
but he is still dangerous.
580
00:29:12,075 --> 00:29:14,207
- If Lewis knew the truth...
- Well, we don't know the truth.
581
00:29:14,209 --> 00:29:15,940
We don't know
where the clock is
582
00:29:15,942 --> 00:29:18,973
or what it does,
except something horrible.
583
00:29:18,975 --> 00:29:21,740
No, we gotta do
the responsible thing:
584
00:29:21,742 --> 00:29:23,075
lie to the kid.
585
00:29:25,276 --> 00:29:27,675
(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
586
00:29:29,742 --> 00:29:31,240
(LAUGHING)
587
00:29:31,242 --> 00:29:32,940
(MOCKING GRUNT)
588
00:29:32,942 --> 00:29:34,209
(GIRLS CONTINUE LAUGHING)
589
00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:38,875
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
590
00:29:40,109 --> 00:29:41,340
Hey, Lewis.
591
00:29:41,342 --> 00:29:42,940
Hmm?
592
00:29:42,942 --> 00:29:44,307
Why do you wear those goggles?
593
00:29:44,309 --> 00:29:47,140
Captain Midnight wears a pair
just like these.
594
00:29:47,142 --> 00:29:48,773
You ever seen his show?
595
00:29:48,775 --> 00:29:49,973
He's indomitable.
596
00:29:49,975 --> 00:29:51,806
He's what?
597
00:29:51,808 --> 00:29:52,940
"Indomitable.
598
00:29:52,942 --> 00:29:55,740
Adjective.
Impossible to defeat."
599
00:29:55,742 --> 00:29:57,107
That's what they call him.
600
00:29:57,109 --> 00:29:59,075
The Indomitable
Captain Midnight.
601
00:30:00,742 --> 00:30:02,873
I just think it might be
easier for you if you...
602
00:30:02,875 --> 00:30:04,140
lost the goggles.
603
00:30:04,142 --> 00:30:07,507
Acted a little more...
604
00:30:07,509 --> 00:30:09,875
you know, normal.
605
00:30:11,075 --> 00:30:13,007
Oh.
606
00:30:13,009 --> 00:30:15,073
You think?
607
00:30:15,075 --> 00:30:17,643
I'm just telling you
as a friend.
608
00:30:19,742 --> 00:30:21,207
Right.
609
00:30:21,209 --> 00:30:23,940
- Friends. We're friends.
- (CAR APPROACHES, MUSIC PLAYS)
610
00:30:23,942 --> 00:30:25,207
(ENGINE RUMBLES, BACKFIRES)
611
00:30:25,209 --> 00:30:26,806
- (BRAKES SQUEALING)
- Lewis!
612
00:30:26,808 --> 00:30:28,907
(HORN HONKS)
613
00:30:28,909 --> 00:30:30,240
- Lewis!
- (HORN HONKS REPEATEDLY)
614
00:30:30,242 --> 00:30:32,207
Can't you see me?
615
00:30:32,209 --> 00:30:34,073
Over here! Right here!
616
00:30:34,075 --> 00:30:35,207
- Lewis!
- (HORN HONKS)
617
00:30:35,209 --> 00:30:37,207
It's your Uncle Johnny!
618
00:30:37,209 --> 00:30:38,806
I should go.
619
00:30:38,808 --> 00:30:40,307
Probably.
620
00:30:40,309 --> 00:30:42,073
JONATHAN:
Come on! Let's go!
621
00:30:42,075 --> 00:30:43,907
Get in. Where's your goggles?
622
00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:45,174
What are you doing here?
623
00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:47,507
Oh, we gotta get some supplies.
624
00:30:47,509 --> 00:30:49,107
Got a harvest moon tonight.
625
00:30:49,109 --> 00:30:51,140
- It's perfect.
- Perfect for what?
626
00:30:51,142 --> 00:30:53,107
For your first big-time,
serious spell.
627
00:30:53,109 --> 00:30:54,773
Should I punch it?
628
00:30:54,775 --> 00:30:56,207
You won't believe
what this thing can do.
629
00:30:56,209 --> 00:30:57,806
Can we just go, please?
630
00:30:57,808 --> 00:30:59,207
MAN (OVER RADIO):
Well, doggone, that moon
631
00:30:59,209 --> 00:31:01,240
will be gone next week
with the lunar eclipse coming.
632
00:31:01,242 --> 00:31:03,073
- Till then, let's keep on rocking.
- (ENGINE BACKFIRES)
633
00:31:03,075 --> 00:31:06,174
LEWIS (READING WOODENLY):
"From Saturn to the sun,
634
00:31:06,176 --> 00:31:08,907
"from the base to noble one,
635
00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:11,073
"like the alchemist of old,
636
00:31:11,075 --> 00:31:15,140
turn this dross lead
into gold!"
637
00:31:15,142 --> 00:31:17,207
JONATHAN:
Wow.
638
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:19,207
That was really,
639
00:31:19,209 --> 00:31:20,975
really...
640
00:31:22,176 --> 00:31:23,773
...terrible.
641
00:31:23,775 --> 00:31:25,940
(CHUCKLING):
I mean, just awful.
642
00:31:25,942 --> 00:31:26,940
Hey.
643
00:31:26,942 --> 00:31:29,073
You're reading it
like it's a Buick manual.
644
00:31:29,075 --> 00:31:31,840
It's not what you say, Lewis.
645
00:31:31,842 --> 00:31:33,940
It's how you say it.
646
00:31:33,942 --> 00:31:37,773
You're the only you
in the whole universe.
647
00:31:37,775 --> 00:31:39,307
JONATHAN:
That makes your style of magic
648
00:31:39,309 --> 00:31:41,240
just crazy unique.
649
00:31:41,242 --> 00:31:43,773
One in a hundred million
kajillion.
650
00:31:43,775 --> 00:31:45,773
So I can give you
the right books,
651
00:31:45,775 --> 00:31:48,507
teach you the right spells,
but that last one percent...
652
00:31:48,509 --> 00:31:49,875
that's up to you.
653
00:31:50,942 --> 00:31:52,940
So...
654
00:31:52,942 --> 00:31:56,140
how do I find my magic style
or whatever it is?
655
00:31:56,142 --> 00:31:58,174
It's in there somewhere.
656
00:31:58,176 --> 00:32:00,942
You just have to quiet down
and listen.
657
00:32:04,176 --> 00:32:06,973
Now it looks
like you're pooping.
658
00:32:06,975 --> 00:32:08,240
Well, I don't know!
659
00:32:08,242 --> 00:32:09,940
This all feels weird.
660
00:32:09,942 --> 00:32:11,840
What's wrong with weird?
661
00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:13,773
Weird's like the nuts
in my cookies.
662
00:32:13,775 --> 00:32:16,207
It's the nuts
that make things interesting.
663
00:32:16,209 --> 00:32:19,507
Let me show you
what a little weird can do.
664
00:32:19,509 --> 00:32:22,507
(PLAYS LOUD, SHRILL NOTE)
665
00:32:22,509 --> 00:32:24,207
(PLAYS DISCORDANT MELODY)
666
00:32:24,209 --> 00:32:25,875
(LEWIS GASPS)
667
00:32:27,209 --> 00:32:29,007
(DOGS BARKING)
668
00:32:29,009 --> 00:32:31,207
(CONTINUES DISCORDANT PLAYING)
669
00:32:31,209 --> 00:32:32,940
Be a dear.
670
00:32:32,942 --> 00:32:35,207
Fetch a knife
and stab me in the ears.
671
00:32:35,209 --> 00:32:38,307
- (DOGS BARKING)
- (DISCORDANT PLAYING CONTINUES)
672
00:32:38,309 --> 00:32:41,176
- (YAPPING)
- (GROANING)
673
00:32:44,309 --> 00:32:47,808
- (DOGS BARKING AND YAPPING)
- (LION MOANS)
674
00:32:50,209 --> 00:32:52,942
(DEEP, LOW GRUMBLE OF LION)
675
00:33:00,075 --> 00:33:01,875
(ANIMAL SOUNDS STOP)
676
00:33:06,309 --> 00:33:08,242
♪
677
00:33:12,209 --> 00:33:14,775
(TINKLING)
678
00:33:18,109 --> 00:33:20,176
(WHOOSHING)
679
00:33:35,142 --> 00:33:37,174
Well, for a boy
who loves words,
680
00:33:37,176 --> 00:33:40,207
you're sure at a loss for them.
681
00:33:40,209 --> 00:33:42,240
Uncle Jonathan?
682
00:33:42,242 --> 00:33:45,808
You're way more than just
a parlor magician.
683
00:33:47,909 --> 00:33:49,806
Have a look around.
684
00:33:49,808 --> 00:33:52,276
♪
685
00:34:12,808 --> 00:34:15,176
(QUIET WHOOSHING, TINKLING)
686
00:34:25,276 --> 00:34:28,075
(PURRS)
687
00:34:35,176 --> 00:34:36,340
JONATHAN:
Finally.
688
00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:37,940
A smile.
689
00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:40,808
I was starting to think
you were incapable.
690
00:34:41,875 --> 00:34:42,942
(GRUNTS)
691
00:34:43,942 --> 00:34:45,207
(GROANS)
692
00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:46,773
Bad kitty!
693
00:34:46,775 --> 00:34:48,040
You use the litter box!
694
00:34:48,042 --> 00:34:49,806
(LION GROANS)
695
00:34:49,808 --> 00:34:52,340
All right.
I'm going to bed.
696
00:34:52,342 --> 00:34:55,840
You're welcome to stay up
as long as you like, of course.
697
00:34:55,842 --> 00:34:56,907
Uncle Jonathan?
698
00:34:56,909 --> 00:34:58,806
- Hmm?
- Tonight,
699
00:34:58,808 --> 00:35:00,207
that was the most splendor...
700
00:35:00,209 --> 00:35:01,907
s-splendortas...
701
00:35:01,909 --> 00:35:04,940
splendorific...
702
00:35:04,942 --> 00:35:07,276
I don't know the word yet,
but thank you.
703
00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:13,174
I just wish that I met you
a long time ago.
704
00:35:13,176 --> 00:35:15,207
Yeah. Me, too.
705
00:35:15,209 --> 00:35:17,040
Good night.
706
00:35:17,042 --> 00:35:18,942
Why didn't I?
707
00:35:20,242 --> 00:35:22,174
How come you left home?
708
00:35:22,176 --> 00:35:23,973
(SIGHS)
709
00:35:23,975 --> 00:35:25,806
Well...
710
00:35:25,808 --> 00:35:29,340
truth is, my father...
your grandpa...
711
00:35:29,342 --> 00:35:31,174
didn't like magic.
712
00:35:31,176 --> 00:35:33,873
And he sure didn't like me
messing around with it.
713
00:35:33,875 --> 00:35:38,073
We fought about it,
and we fought some more
714
00:35:38,075 --> 00:35:40,240
until finally I just...
715
00:35:40,242 --> 00:35:41,775
took off.
716
00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:45,875
I was the black swan
of the family.
717
00:35:47,276 --> 00:35:49,940
It's "black sheep."
718
00:35:49,942 --> 00:35:53,907
Mmm... pretty sure it's "swan."
719
00:35:53,909 --> 00:35:57,808
Is that why you didn't go
to Mom and Dad's funeral?
720
00:35:59,176 --> 00:36:01,240
(SIGHS)
721
00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:03,975
I don't really think
she would have wanted me there.
722
00:36:06,742 --> 00:36:07,940
I don't know.
723
00:36:07,942 --> 00:36:09,009
She missed you.
724
00:36:10,242 --> 00:36:12,142
She talked about you
all the time.
725
00:36:15,309 --> 00:36:17,073
(SIGHS)
726
00:36:17,075 --> 00:36:19,009
Uh, good night.
727
00:36:23,242 --> 00:36:25,009
Uncle Jonathan?
728
00:36:26,209 --> 00:36:27,873
I think...
729
00:36:27,875 --> 00:36:30,875
I think that I might be
a black swan, too.
730
00:36:33,209 --> 00:36:36,075
Well, then I guess
we're a flock of swans.
731
00:36:37,176 --> 00:36:38,773
A bevy.
732
00:36:38,775 --> 00:36:40,307
It's called "a bevy of swans."
733
00:36:40,309 --> 00:36:42,207
Right.
734
00:36:42,209 --> 00:36:44,973
♪ Gonna tell Aunt Mary
'bout Uncle John ♪
735
00:36:44,975 --> 00:36:48,040
♪ He claim he has the misery
but he havin' a lot of fun ♪
736
00:36:48,042 --> 00:36:49,907
♪ Oh, baby
737
00:36:49,909 --> 00:36:51,940
♪ Yes, baby
738
00:36:51,942 --> 00:36:55,007
- (CAT MEOWS, CHAIR SQUEAKS)
- ♪ Whoo, baby
739
00:36:55,009 --> 00:36:57,073
♪ Havin' me some fun tonight
740
00:36:57,075 --> 00:36:59,073
- (SQUEAKY CHATTERING)
- ♪ Yeah
741
00:36:59,075 --> 00:37:00,840
- ♪ Well, long tall Sally
- (CHAIR WHIMPERS)
742
00:37:00,842 --> 00:37:02,240
- ♪ She's built for speed
- (CAT MEOWS)
743
00:37:02,242 --> 00:37:03,507
- ♪ She's got everything
- (CHAIR SQUEAKS)
744
00:37:03,509 --> 00:37:05,073
♪ That Uncle John need
745
00:37:05,075 --> 00:37:06,773
- ♪ Oh, baby
- (CHAIR SQUEAKING)
746
00:37:06,775 --> 00:37:09,140
- ♪ Yes, baby
- (CAT MEOWS)
747
00:37:09,142 --> 00:37:11,940
♪ Whoo, baby
748
00:37:11,942 --> 00:37:15,940
♪ Havin' me some fun
tonight, yeah ♪
749
00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:17,940
♪ Well, I saw Uncle John...
750
00:37:17,942 --> 00:37:19,240
Whoa! (YELLS)
751
00:37:19,242 --> 00:37:21,274
Guys! Guys! I'm floating.
752
00:37:21,276 --> 00:37:23,207
- Oh, uh, uh...
- I don't know.
753
00:37:23,209 --> 00:37:24,840
JONATHAN:
Levitaius dominungus!
754
00:37:24,842 --> 00:37:26,307
- Uh, um... No, just...
- Put me... Chair!
755
00:37:26,309 --> 00:37:28,340
- No, I...
- Chair! Guys!
756
00:37:28,342 --> 00:37:30,806
- Uh, uh...
- (CHAIR SQUEAKING)
757
00:37:30,808 --> 00:37:32,940
- No, no, that's not right.
- Fiddlesticks.
758
00:37:32,942 --> 00:37:34,340
Just get the...
759
00:37:34,342 --> 00:37:36,007
- Um, just one... just...
- (FLASHBULB POPS)
760
00:37:36,009 --> 00:37:37,274
(CHAIR CHUCKLING)
761
00:37:37,276 --> 00:37:40,207
(KIDS GROANING, CLAMORING)
762
00:37:40,209 --> 00:37:41,940
(SLURPING, GRUNTING)
763
00:37:41,942 --> 00:37:43,973
CHILD:
Seriously, are you almost done?
764
00:37:43,975 --> 00:37:45,507
CHILD 2:
Please hurry up!
765
00:37:45,509 --> 00:37:47,840
(WHISPERS): Water to the face
at a very high-speed pace.
766
00:37:47,842 --> 00:37:48,840
(WHOOSHING)
767
00:37:48,842 --> 00:37:50,806
(GAGGING)
768
00:37:50,808 --> 00:37:53,207
(LAUGHTER)
769
00:37:53,209 --> 00:37:55,340
Shut up. Shut up.
Stop laughing.
770
00:37:55,342 --> 00:37:56,873
- (LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
- It's not funny.
771
00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,307
(STOPS LAUGHING, CLEARS THROAT)
772
00:37:58,309 --> 00:38:01,740
(OTHER STUDENTS
CONTINUE LAUGHING)
773
00:38:01,742 --> 00:38:04,240
- (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
- You can control the energy
774
00:38:04,242 --> 00:38:07,040
if you focus and channel it.
775
00:38:07,042 --> 00:38:09,274
- Won't it kill me?
- Not if you focus.
776
00:38:09,276 --> 00:38:11,340
Then you are the conductor.
Watch.
777
00:38:11,342 --> 00:38:13,073
- (GRUNTS)
- (CHAIR SQUEAKS)
778
00:38:13,075 --> 00:38:15,507
♪ Yes, baby, whoo...
779
00:38:15,509 --> 00:38:17,007
Show me what you got.
780
00:38:17,009 --> 00:38:18,740
- ♪ Baby
- (WHIRRING, CRACKLING)
781
00:38:18,742 --> 00:38:20,806
♪ Havin' me some fun tonight
782
00:38:20,808 --> 00:38:22,907
♪ Yeah, well,
I saw Uncle John... ♪
783
00:38:22,909 --> 00:38:24,207
- (CHAIR BABBLING)
- Oh! Chair!
784
00:38:24,209 --> 00:38:26,107
- Sorry, chair!
- (CRASH, CAT MEOWS)
785
00:38:26,109 --> 00:38:28,806
(SIGHING):
Ooh.
786
00:38:28,808 --> 00:38:30,040
Not bad.
787
00:38:30,042 --> 00:38:32,073
- ♪ Yeah, baby
- (CRACKLING)
788
00:38:32,075 --> 00:38:34,806
♪ Whoo, baby
789
00:38:34,808 --> 00:38:37,507
♪ Havin' me some fun tonight
790
00:38:37,509 --> 00:38:39,907
♪ Yeah, we gonna have
some fun tonight ♪
791
00:38:39,909 --> 00:38:41,174
Oh.
792
00:38:41,176 --> 00:38:43,873
♪ We gonna have
some fun tonight ♪
793
00:38:43,875 --> 00:38:47,040
♪ Whoo, have some fun tonight
794
00:38:47,042 --> 00:38:49,806
♪ Everything's all right
795
00:38:49,808 --> 00:38:51,174
♪ Have some fun
796
00:38:51,176 --> 00:38:53,909
♪ Have me some fun tonight.
797
00:38:56,975 --> 00:38:58,942
(CLOCKS TICKING)
798
00:39:00,142 --> 00:39:02,075
- (BELL CLANGS)
- (CREAKING)
799
00:39:03,342 --> 00:39:05,042
(BELL CLANGS)
800
00:39:06,276 --> 00:39:07,907
(BELL CLANGS)
801
00:39:07,909 --> 00:39:09,240
(GRUNTS, GASPS)
802
00:39:09,242 --> 00:39:11,675
(PANTING)
803
00:39:14,975 --> 00:39:16,773
JONATHAN:
Three gongs, Florence.
804
00:39:16,775 --> 00:39:18,840
Last time, it was four;
now it's three.
805
00:39:18,842 --> 00:39:21,040
What happens
when it gets down to one?
806
00:39:21,042 --> 00:39:22,806
We'll hide in the basement,
like sensible people.
807
00:39:22,808 --> 00:39:24,507
Okay, this is no time
for jokes.
808
00:39:24,509 --> 00:39:26,873
Things have changed.
809
00:39:26,875 --> 00:39:28,073
I know.
810
00:39:28,075 --> 00:39:31,907
Lewis.
811
00:39:31,909 --> 00:39:33,940
What happens if he's here
when it goes off?
812
00:39:33,942 --> 00:39:37,240
He won't be, because we
are going to find it.
813
00:39:37,242 --> 00:39:40,140
We just have to hold it
together.
814
00:39:40,142 --> 00:39:41,240
(JONATHAN SIGHS)
815
00:39:41,242 --> 00:39:42,808
Okay.
816
00:39:43,942 --> 00:39:45,975
- (GRUNTS)
- (POPPING)
817
00:39:47,075 --> 00:39:48,942
Sorry.
818
00:39:50,109 --> 00:39:51,942
Let me get some butter.
819
00:39:56,142 --> 00:39:58,075
♪
820
00:40:04,509 --> 00:40:06,773
(SIGHS)
821
00:40:06,775 --> 00:40:09,276
Plaid button-down, please.
822
00:40:12,142 --> 00:40:15,207
(CLOCKS TICKING)
823
00:40:15,209 --> 00:40:17,207
ANNOUNCER (OVER TV PROGRAM):
And will the Indomitable
824
00:40:17,209 --> 00:40:18,773
Captain Midnight
825
00:40:18,775 --> 00:40:20,806
defeat the dastardly
Comrade Ivan?
826
00:40:20,808 --> 00:40:22,708
Maybe later, okay?
827
00:40:24,909 --> 00:40:27,873
- (CHAIR WHINES AND WHIMPERS)
- Come on, I'm gonna be late!
828
00:40:27,875 --> 00:40:29,307
- See ya.
- Toodles.
829
00:40:29,309 --> 00:40:31,207
WOMAN (OVER TV PROGRAM):
I'm getting out of here.
830
00:40:31,209 --> 00:40:33,140
MAN (OVER PROGRAM): No, stop!
Stop! You ain't going anywhere.
831
00:40:33,142 --> 00:40:35,207
WOMAN (OVER PROGRAM):
I foolishly walked into a trap.
832
00:40:35,209 --> 00:40:36,740
MAN (OVER PROGRAM):
Why, you double-crossing hound.
833
00:40:36,742 --> 00:40:37,840
- Stay.
- (CHAIR GROANS)
834
00:40:37,842 --> 00:40:40,007
MAN (OVER PROGRAM):
I'll have your life for this!
835
00:40:40,009 --> 00:40:41,307
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
OVER TV PROGRAM)
836
00:40:41,309 --> 00:40:44,773
(CLICKING)
837
00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:46,840
(LOCK CLUNKS)
838
00:40:46,842 --> 00:40:48,808
- Yes!
- (SNAPS FINGERS)
839
00:40:50,808 --> 00:40:52,340
- (THUMP)
- JONATHAN (GRUNTS): Chair!
840
00:40:52,342 --> 00:40:54,107
MAN (OVER INTERCOM):
And the winner of the
841
00:40:54,109 --> 00:40:56,207
fourth grade
class president election is...
842
00:40:56,209 --> 00:40:58,073
- Tarby Corrigan!
- Yeah!
843
00:40:58,075 --> 00:41:01,507
(STUDENTS CHEERING)
844
00:41:01,509 --> 00:41:03,007
Thank you.
845
00:41:03,009 --> 00:41:04,340
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
846
00:41:04,342 --> 00:41:06,073
LEWIS:
Tarby. Excuse me.
847
00:41:06,075 --> 00:41:07,973
Tarby. Congratulations, Tarby.
848
00:41:07,975 --> 00:41:09,940
- Thanks, Lewis.
- If you want,
849
00:41:09,942 --> 00:41:11,940
I can bring some cookies
tomorrow to celebrate.
850
00:41:11,942 --> 00:41:13,274
Yeah, Tarby.
Go have a cookie picnic
851
00:41:13,276 --> 00:41:14,940
here with the little runt.
852
00:41:14,942 --> 00:41:16,773
TARBY:
Woody.
853
00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:18,073
Just...
854
00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:19,808
I'll catch up later.
855
00:41:21,509 --> 00:41:23,307
LEWIS:
Hey, you got your cast off.
856
00:41:23,309 --> 00:41:24,840
Do you want to go hit
some balls?
857
00:41:24,842 --> 00:41:26,207
Sorry.
858
00:41:26,209 --> 00:41:27,940
The boys and me...
859
00:41:27,942 --> 00:41:29,806
we're gonna explore
Wilder Creek.
860
00:41:29,808 --> 00:41:32,007
Maybe another time.
861
00:41:32,009 --> 00:41:34,109
I've got something
way better than that.
862
00:41:36,042 --> 00:41:37,740
Oh, yeah?
863
00:41:37,742 --> 00:41:38,907
My house.
864
00:41:38,909 --> 00:41:40,240
Everyone's wrong, you know.
865
00:41:40,242 --> 00:41:42,040
It's not haunted.
866
00:41:42,042 --> 00:41:43,775
It's magic.
867
00:41:46,775 --> 00:41:47,942
Magic?
868
00:41:48,909 --> 00:41:50,806
Magic's not real.
869
00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:52,073
It is real.
870
00:41:52,075 --> 00:41:54,007
My uncle...
871
00:41:54,009 --> 00:41:55,140
he's a warlock.
872
00:41:55,142 --> 00:41:56,773
That's a boy witch. And...
873
00:41:56,775 --> 00:41:59,274
I could teach you spells
to throw a curveball
874
00:41:59,276 --> 00:42:01,806
or-or hit a home run
875
00:42:01,808 --> 00:42:04,773
or throw a touchdown
every single time.
876
00:42:04,775 --> 00:42:06,174
Cross my heart.
877
00:42:06,176 --> 00:42:08,209
You can see for yourself.
878
00:42:12,342 --> 00:42:14,276
(RHYTHMIC, METALLIC CLUNKING)
879
00:42:26,075 --> 00:42:28,042
(CLUNKING CONTINUES)
880
00:42:45,808 --> 00:42:49,009
So, where is it already,
you evil old coot?
881
00:42:57,975 --> 00:42:59,875
The arm.
882
00:43:05,176 --> 00:43:07,073
(CLICKING)
883
00:43:07,075 --> 00:43:08,274
(CLUNK)
884
00:43:08,276 --> 00:43:11,276
(LOUD, METALLIC CLICKING)
885
00:43:14,808 --> 00:43:16,775
(METALLIC CREAKING)
886
00:43:18,009 --> 00:43:20,042
(CLUNKING, RATTLING)
887
00:43:25,808 --> 00:43:27,775
♪
888
00:43:30,209 --> 00:43:32,174
- (GASPING)
- (PIGEONS COOING)
889
00:43:32,176 --> 00:43:34,075
Blasted pigeons.
890
00:43:41,209 --> 00:43:43,176
♪
891
00:43:58,942 --> 00:44:00,875
♪
892
00:44:16,109 --> 00:44:18,075
♪
893
00:44:24,142 --> 00:44:26,140
Got you.
894
00:44:26,142 --> 00:44:28,140
I'll find you
that curveball spell.
895
00:44:28,142 --> 00:44:30,075
Just give me a sec.
896
00:44:32,742 --> 00:44:33,942
Whoa. What's in there?
897
00:44:35,109 --> 00:44:36,775
LEWIS:
Oh, I...
898
00:44:37,909 --> 00:44:39,806
We're not allowed to open it.
899
00:44:39,808 --> 00:44:41,940
Oh, yeah? Why not?
900
00:44:41,942 --> 00:44:44,207
I don't know,
but it's my uncle's only rule.
901
00:44:44,209 --> 00:44:46,242
- (DRAWER SLIDES OPEN)
- Besides, it's locked.
902
00:44:49,808 --> 00:44:52,075
No... it's not.
903
00:44:53,242 --> 00:44:55,276
(KEY TURNING IN LOCK)
904
00:44:56,942 --> 00:44:58,975
Tarby, I mean it. We can't.
905
00:45:01,075 --> 00:45:04,073
Don't be such a scaredy-cat.
906
00:45:04,075 --> 00:45:07,307
Maybe it's the spell
you're looking for.
907
00:45:07,309 --> 00:45:08,942
LEWIS:
No!
908
00:45:15,075 --> 00:45:16,808
(GRUNTS QUIETLY)
909
00:45:27,109 --> 00:45:28,806
What's...
910
00:45:28,808 --> 00:45:30,207
necromancy?
911
00:45:30,209 --> 00:45:32,740
"Noun. The practice
of communicating with the dead
912
00:45:32,742 --> 00:45:34,107
or raising them to life."
913
00:45:34,109 --> 00:45:36,073
Put it back.
914
00:45:36,075 --> 00:45:37,773
Raising the dead?
915
00:45:37,775 --> 00:45:39,207
Now, that would be a trick.
916
00:45:39,209 --> 00:45:40,875
(CLATTERING IN DISTANCE)
917
00:45:41,942 --> 00:45:43,009
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
918
00:45:46,109 --> 00:45:48,806
- Put it back! We have to put it back right now!
- Stop.
919
00:45:48,808 --> 00:45:50,042
(BOTH GRUNT)
920
00:45:51,742 --> 00:45:52,873
TARBY:
Fine.
921
00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:54,140
None of it's real anyways.
922
00:45:54,142 --> 00:45:55,773
It's all just weird.
923
00:45:55,775 --> 00:45:57,075
- You're just weird.
- (LOCK CLICKS)
924
00:46:02,075 --> 00:46:04,009
(CLOCKS TICKING)
925
00:46:05,842 --> 00:46:07,174
Was that the Corrigan boy?
926
00:46:07,176 --> 00:46:08,973
He was just leaving.
927
00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:10,207
What were you two doing?
928
00:46:10,209 --> 00:46:11,806
Nothing.
929
00:46:11,808 --> 00:46:13,274
Uncle Jonathan, do you want to
930
00:46:13,276 --> 00:46:14,940
- play ball with me?
- I can't right now.
931
00:46:14,942 --> 00:46:17,806
There's something
I need to look into.
932
00:46:17,808 --> 00:46:19,207
- Later, okay?
- Okay.
933
00:46:19,209 --> 00:46:21,773
(DOOR SHUTS, LOCKS CLICK)
934
00:46:21,775 --> 00:46:23,773
(SIGHS)
935
00:46:23,775 --> 00:46:25,940
(CLOCKS TICKING)
936
00:46:25,942 --> 00:46:27,806
JONATHAN:
Isaac hid the room with a hex
937
00:46:27,808 --> 00:46:29,040
so no one would find these,
938
00:46:29,042 --> 00:46:31,007
but I can't make
heads or tails of this.
939
00:46:31,009 --> 00:46:33,174
FLORENCE: I know about every
magic language there is...
940
00:46:33,176 --> 00:46:35,940
the Alberti cipher,
the Enochian glyphs...
941
00:46:35,942 --> 00:46:37,740
but this... (SIGHS)
942
00:46:37,742 --> 00:46:39,340
Really?
943
00:46:39,342 --> 00:46:41,040
Well, at least I lived to see
944
00:46:41,042 --> 00:46:42,307
the purple pachyderm
get stumped.
945
00:46:42,309 --> 00:46:43,940
I don't know how much longer
946
00:46:43,942 --> 00:46:45,940
any of us will be living,
weird beard.
947
00:46:45,942 --> 00:46:47,240
- Cranky old crone.
- Mush brush.
948
00:46:47,242 --> 00:46:49,174
- Hag face.
- Oh, go braid your back hair.
949
00:46:49,176 --> 00:46:51,507
I'd give you a nasty look,
but you've already got one.
950
00:46:51,509 --> 00:46:53,340
(SCOFFS) Okay, okay.
951
00:46:53,342 --> 00:46:55,775
You old yeti. Now, look.
952
00:46:59,075 --> 00:47:01,040
What does this mean to you?
953
00:47:01,042 --> 00:47:02,507
JONATHAN:
The omega.
954
00:47:02,509 --> 00:47:04,940
Isaac talked about it
when he died.
955
00:47:04,942 --> 00:47:07,773
The last letter
of the Greek alphabet.
956
00:47:07,775 --> 00:47:10,942
And in early Christianity?
957
00:47:12,842 --> 00:47:15,075
It means Judgment Day.
958
00:47:23,109 --> 00:47:25,742
(METALLIC CRANKING
AND CLICKING)
959
00:47:28,909 --> 00:47:30,808
MOTHER:
You all right, kiddo?
960
00:47:32,042 --> 00:47:33,708
I'm okay.
961
00:47:35,242 --> 00:47:37,675
You always were a lousy liar.
962
00:47:40,975 --> 00:47:42,873
(SIGHS)
963
00:47:42,875 --> 00:47:45,507
You're lonely, huh?
964
00:47:45,509 --> 00:47:50,040
I just wish Jonathan
wasn't so busy.
965
00:47:50,042 --> 00:47:52,009
I wish he could spend
more time with you.
966
00:47:53,942 --> 00:47:56,009
It's okay.
967
00:47:57,808 --> 00:47:59,073
What about Tarby?
968
00:47:59,075 --> 00:48:00,940
(SCOFFS) Tarby hates me.
969
00:48:00,942 --> 00:48:03,340
Oh, you can fix that.
970
00:48:03,342 --> 00:48:05,174
Easy.
971
00:48:05,176 --> 00:48:07,073
Just show him some real magic.
972
00:48:07,075 --> 00:48:08,973
I can't do any real magic.
973
00:48:08,975 --> 00:48:10,274
Yes, you can.
974
00:48:10,276 --> 00:48:12,274
With the book, silly.
975
00:48:12,276 --> 00:48:15,174
The one I told you to find.
976
00:48:15,176 --> 00:48:17,873
Well, you found it, didn't you?
977
00:48:17,875 --> 00:48:19,140
Book?
978
00:48:19,142 --> 00:48:21,207
You mean the necromancy book
in the library?
979
00:48:21,209 --> 00:48:23,907
Uncle Jonathan told me
never to even touch it.
980
00:48:23,909 --> 00:48:25,940
Oh, he won't mind.
981
00:48:25,942 --> 00:48:28,075
He's too busy anyways.
982
00:48:30,009 --> 00:48:31,274
Take the book.
983
00:48:31,276 --> 00:48:34,040
Show Tarby a real trick.
984
00:48:34,042 --> 00:48:37,040
He's gonna be
your friend again.
985
00:48:37,042 --> 00:48:39,040
I know it.
986
00:48:39,042 --> 00:48:41,775
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- (CHILDREN CLAMORING)
987
00:48:44,742 --> 00:48:46,740
GIRL:
Tarby's a jerk, you know.
988
00:48:46,742 --> 00:48:48,207
He runs for president
every year,
989
00:48:48,209 --> 00:48:51,840
and he's always nice
until the election.
990
00:48:51,842 --> 00:48:53,274
- After that...
- TARBY: Hey! Over here!
991
00:48:53,276 --> 00:48:56,806
...he goes back to being him.
992
00:48:56,808 --> 00:48:58,806
You don't need him.
993
00:48:58,808 --> 00:49:01,140
We could go look for spiders.
994
00:49:01,142 --> 00:49:03,140
If you want.
995
00:49:03,142 --> 00:49:05,040
- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
996
00:49:05,042 --> 00:49:07,209
Just leave me alone, okay?
997
00:49:14,042 --> 00:49:15,808
LEWIS:
Tarby!
998
00:49:18,242 --> 00:49:20,873
Okay. You want to see
some real magic?
999
00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:22,073
I'll show you.
1000
00:49:22,075 --> 00:49:23,207
Yeah?
1001
00:49:23,209 --> 00:49:26,140
You gonna saw a lady in half?
1002
00:49:26,142 --> 00:49:28,274
I'm gonna raise the dead.
1003
00:49:28,276 --> 00:49:29,840
You're a liar.
1004
00:49:29,842 --> 00:49:31,073
No one can raise the dead.
1005
00:49:31,075 --> 00:49:32,307
Watch me.
1006
00:49:32,309 --> 00:49:34,207
Unless...
1007
00:49:34,209 --> 00:49:35,873
unless you're scared.
1008
00:49:35,875 --> 00:49:37,340
(KICKS BALL AGAINST FENCE)
1009
00:49:37,342 --> 00:49:39,007
You need a babysitter?
1010
00:49:39,009 --> 00:49:40,940
Fine, but this whole thing
1011
00:49:40,942 --> 00:49:43,209
is just gonna be
a big waste of time.
1012
00:49:44,808 --> 00:49:46,340
When?
1013
00:49:46,342 --> 00:49:49,142
(QUIET CREAKING)
1014
00:50:00,075 --> 00:50:02,009
♪
1015
00:50:07,909 --> 00:50:09,909
(OWL HOOTING IN DISTANCE)
1016
00:50:11,142 --> 00:50:13,675
(WOLF HOWLING IN DISTANCE)
1017
00:50:15,942 --> 00:50:18,107
LEWIS:
Tarby!
1018
00:50:18,109 --> 00:50:20,042
- Tarby?
- (BIRD CAWING)
1019
00:50:25,909 --> 00:50:28,042
(FROG CROAKING)
1020
00:50:35,942 --> 00:50:37,240
- Boo!
- (YELLS)
1021
00:50:37,242 --> 00:50:38,507
(CHUCKLING)
1022
00:50:38,509 --> 00:50:41,174
Tarby, that's not funny.
1023
00:50:41,176 --> 00:50:43,075
It is from here.
1024
00:50:44,309 --> 00:50:47,009
Well, come on, smart guy.
1025
00:50:49,975 --> 00:50:52,840
Who are we gonna wake up?
1026
00:50:52,842 --> 00:50:54,907
How about this one?
1027
00:50:54,909 --> 00:50:56,806
LEWIS: The lamb means
that it's a kid's grave,
1028
00:50:56,808 --> 00:50:59,740
and I don't want
to raise up a kid.
1029
00:50:59,742 --> 00:51:02,109
It's creepy that you know that.
1030
00:51:07,042 --> 00:51:09,775
- (CLICKING)
- This way, I think.
1031
00:51:13,042 --> 00:51:14,973
Nice trick
with the book, Lewis.
1032
00:51:14,975 --> 00:51:17,274
- I know that's you.
- No, it's not.
1033
00:51:17,276 --> 00:51:19,240
(CLICKING CONTINUES)
1034
00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:21,140
Is that it?
1035
00:51:21,142 --> 00:51:23,007
LEWIS:
Yeah.
1036
00:51:23,009 --> 00:51:24,775
I think so.
1037
00:51:26,209 --> 00:51:28,009
Come on.
1038
00:51:32,509 --> 00:51:34,808
(OWL HOOTING)
1039
00:51:44,209 --> 00:51:46,176
♪
1040
00:51:49,242 --> 00:51:51,009
(PAINED GRUNT)
1041
00:52:01,342 --> 00:52:03,507
Okay.
1042
00:52:03,509 --> 00:52:05,109
(CLEARS THROAT)
1043
00:52:07,209 --> 00:52:11,073
"For thou who sleeps
in stone and clay,
1044
00:52:11,075 --> 00:52:14,174
"heed this call...
rise up and obey.
1045
00:52:14,176 --> 00:52:16,806
"Trek on through
the mortal door.
1046
00:52:16,808 --> 00:52:20,140
Assemble flesh
and walk once more."
1047
00:52:20,142 --> 00:52:22,276
(WIND WHISTLING)
1048
00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:26,207
TARBY:
So, what now?
1049
00:52:26,209 --> 00:52:27,940
That's it.
1050
00:52:27,942 --> 00:52:29,873
That's all it says.
1051
00:52:29,875 --> 00:52:30,873
(QUIET TINKLING)
1052
00:52:30,875 --> 00:52:32,806
See, I told you all this was...
1053
00:52:32,808 --> 00:52:34,842
- (CLUNKING)
- (GASPING)
1054
00:52:35,808 --> 00:52:36,742
(STARTLED GRUNT)
1055
00:52:39,942 --> 00:52:40,973
(GASPING)
1056
00:52:40,975 --> 00:52:42,075
Tarby?
1057
00:52:43,142 --> 00:52:44,975
Tarby!
1058
00:52:51,909 --> 00:52:53,140
(SCREAMS)
1059
00:52:53,142 --> 00:52:55,042
(WHIMPERS, PANTS)
1060
00:52:58,509 --> 00:53:01,276
(YELPS, WHIMPERS)
1061
00:53:13,509 --> 00:53:15,675
♪
1062
00:53:20,075 --> 00:53:22,276
(THUNDER CRASHES,
RAIN PATTERING)
1063
00:53:28,075 --> 00:53:29,909
(BELL CLANGS)
1064
00:53:31,109 --> 00:53:32,875
(BELL CLANGS)
1065
00:53:35,309 --> 00:53:37,209
- (CLOCKS TICKING)
- (YAWNS)
1066
00:53:39,742 --> 00:53:41,075
(SIGHS)
1067
00:53:57,209 --> 00:53:59,675
Could you put those back,
please?
1068
00:54:03,942 --> 00:54:05,806
- (CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING)
- HIGH VOICE: He's coming home!
1069
00:54:05,808 --> 00:54:08,174
- DEEP VOICE: He's free.
- VOICE: He's back!
1070
00:54:08,176 --> 00:54:10,940
- (VOICES GIGGLING)
- VOICE: He's awake.
1071
00:54:10,942 --> 00:54:12,873
- (SIGHS)
- HIGH VOICE: He's coming home!
1072
00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:15,240
(CIRCUS MUSIC CONTINUES)
1073
00:54:15,242 --> 00:54:17,174
- (MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
- Coming home!
1074
00:54:17,176 --> 00:54:18,840
- He's coming home.
- He's awake.
1075
00:54:18,842 --> 00:54:20,207
Coming home. He's coming home.
1076
00:54:20,209 --> 00:54:22,240
- He's coming home.
- Coming home.
1077
00:54:22,242 --> 00:54:24,040
- He's back!
- He's coming home.
1078
00:54:24,042 --> 00:54:26,806
- He's awake.
- He's back!
1079
00:54:26,808 --> 00:54:29,973
He's coming home.
He's coming home.
1080
00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:32,207
(VOICES CHATTERING)
1081
00:54:32,209 --> 00:54:34,242
- That's not creepy.
- (VOICE GIGGLING)
1082
00:54:37,942 --> 00:54:39,207
(ENGINE BACKFIRES)
1083
00:54:39,209 --> 00:54:41,742
(BIRD CAWING)
1084
00:54:47,342 --> 00:54:49,073
JONATHAN:
Who'd be crazy enough
1085
00:54:49,075 --> 00:54:50,873
to bring Isaac Izard back?
1086
00:54:50,875 --> 00:54:52,740
Someone suicidal.
1087
00:54:52,742 --> 00:54:54,942
(DEEP CREAKING)
1088
00:54:56,109 --> 00:54:57,773
The house knows he's back.
1089
00:54:57,775 --> 00:54:59,207
Can you feel that?
1090
00:54:59,209 --> 00:55:01,207
Like a dog with rabies.
1091
00:55:01,209 --> 00:55:03,773
Knows his master's coming home.
1092
00:55:03,775 --> 00:55:06,007
I'm gonna need your help
on this one, Florence.
1093
00:55:06,009 --> 00:55:07,174
My magic won't be enough.
1094
00:55:07,176 --> 00:55:08,840
I'm barely qualified as it is.
1095
00:55:08,842 --> 00:55:11,140
I can't.
I'll-I'll just mess it up.
1096
00:55:11,142 --> 00:55:13,174
- I can't do this alone.
- Well, you won't have to.
1097
00:55:13,176 --> 00:55:14,806
- Lewis.
- What about Lewis?
1098
00:55:14,808 --> 00:55:16,174
He's stronger than you know.
1099
00:55:16,176 --> 00:55:18,340
And one and a half warlocks
is better than nothing.
1100
00:55:18,342 --> 00:55:20,873
- Just tell him the truth.
- No! He's just a boy.
1101
00:55:20,875 --> 00:55:22,207
You're the smartest witch
I've ever known.
1102
00:55:22,209 --> 00:55:24,007
You can cast spells
I can't even pronounce.
1103
00:55:24,009 --> 00:55:25,708
I said I can't.
1104
00:55:29,942 --> 00:55:31,675
I can't.
1105
00:55:33,176 --> 00:55:35,073
I'm sorry.
1106
00:55:35,075 --> 00:55:36,740
Look... (SIGHS)
1107
00:55:36,742 --> 00:55:38,040
Isaac is coming back,
1108
00:55:38,042 --> 00:55:39,942
and we can't let him
get inside.
1109
00:55:41,276 --> 00:55:43,073
(SIGHS) Well...
1110
00:55:43,075 --> 00:55:46,307
if your magic is off-limits,
then what's the plan?
1111
00:55:46,309 --> 00:55:49,109
I can still swing a hammer.
1112
00:55:55,808 --> 00:55:58,009
- (YAPPING)
- (HAMMERING CONTINUES)
1113
00:56:03,975 --> 00:56:05,806
(MRS. HANCHETT SIGHS)
1114
00:56:05,808 --> 00:56:08,274
These are crazy people,
Marmalade.
1115
00:56:08,276 --> 00:56:09,942
Crazy people.
1116
00:56:12,276 --> 00:56:14,307
Do you think these are enough
to keep Isaac out?
1117
00:56:14,309 --> 00:56:16,307
Oh, yes.
1118
00:56:16,309 --> 00:56:17,907
Maybe.
1119
00:56:17,909 --> 00:56:19,675
I'm gonna get some more.
1120
00:56:20,775 --> 00:56:22,806
(WHISTLING A TUNE)
1121
00:56:22,808 --> 00:56:24,742
(CLOCKS TICKING)
1122
00:56:26,075 --> 00:56:28,276
(WHISTLING SLOWS, THEN STOPS)
1123
00:56:34,909 --> 00:56:37,075
(BIRDS CAWING)
1124
00:56:40,176 --> 00:56:41,940
LEWIS (FROM DOWNSTAIRS):
Uncle Jonathan?
1125
00:56:41,942 --> 00:56:43,873
Don't come up! I'm, uh...
1126
00:56:43,875 --> 00:56:45,942
I'm coming down.
1127
00:56:51,509 --> 00:56:52,907
Listen.
1128
00:56:52,909 --> 00:56:54,340
I-I need to talk to you.
1129
00:56:54,342 --> 00:56:56,073
Not a great time, Lewis.
1130
00:56:56,075 --> 00:56:58,107
I'm working
on a heavy-duty spell.
1131
00:56:58,109 --> 00:56:59,907
I want you to stay at Mrs. Z's
1132
00:56:59,909 --> 00:57:01,340
- for a few days.
- Come on.
1133
00:57:01,342 --> 00:57:03,806
I see the horseshoes.
I know something's wrong.
1134
00:57:03,808 --> 00:57:05,207
What are you talking about?
There... Everything's fine.
1135
00:57:05,209 --> 00:57:06,507
FLORENCE:
No, it's not.
1136
00:57:06,509 --> 00:57:08,140
You're right, Lewis.
1137
00:57:08,142 --> 00:57:10,107
Something is wrong.
1138
00:57:10,109 --> 00:57:11,973
- Something is very wrong.
- Florence.
1139
00:57:11,975 --> 00:57:14,107
- He's got eyes, Jonathan.
- (SIGHS)
1140
00:57:14,109 --> 00:57:16,240
It's our friend, Isaac Izard.
1141
00:57:16,242 --> 00:57:17,973
Except he's not our friend.
1142
00:57:17,975 --> 00:57:19,740
He's very wicked,
very powerful,
1143
00:57:19,742 --> 00:57:22,307
and I'm afraid he's back
from the great beyond.
1144
00:57:22,309 --> 00:57:25,007
Yeah, uh, that's what
I wanted to talk...
1145
00:57:25,009 --> 00:57:27,740
And when we find out
who's raised him from the dead,
1146
00:57:27,742 --> 00:57:30,907
they are going to be sorry...
very sorry.
1147
00:57:30,909 --> 00:57:32,340
Oh. Mmm.
1148
00:57:32,342 --> 00:57:34,806
Yeah, they... they sure will.
1149
00:57:34,808 --> 00:57:36,073
JONATHAN:
Look.
1150
00:57:36,075 --> 00:57:37,940
(SIGHS) The truth is,
1151
00:57:37,942 --> 00:57:39,806
it's not safe for you here.
1152
00:57:39,808 --> 00:57:41,040
At least not now.
1153
00:57:41,042 --> 00:57:44,140
So go next door
with Florence, okay?
1154
00:57:44,142 --> 00:57:46,773
Everything's gonna be fine.
1155
00:57:46,775 --> 00:57:48,708
♪
1156
00:57:57,808 --> 00:57:59,942
- (QUIET CHATTER)
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
1157
00:58:01,142 --> 00:58:02,773
- (CRACKLING)
- (MUSIC CONTINUES)
1158
00:58:02,775 --> 00:58:04,174
Come on.
1159
00:58:04,176 --> 00:58:05,340
Mrs. Zimmerman?
1160
00:58:05,342 --> 00:58:07,806
Uh, I'm sorry, dear?
1161
00:58:07,808 --> 00:58:09,207
What are you doing?
1162
00:58:09,209 --> 00:58:12,040
I'm just trying...
1163
00:58:12,042 --> 00:58:14,242
- (SIGHS)
- (MUSIC POWERS DOWN)
1164
00:58:15,808 --> 00:58:17,176
Nothing.
1165
00:58:19,142 --> 00:58:21,075
♪
1166
00:58:23,209 --> 00:58:24,808
LEWIS:
Wait.
1167
00:58:26,209 --> 00:58:28,773
Isaac and Uncle Jonathan
used to perform together?
1168
00:58:28,775 --> 00:58:31,242
They did everything together.
1169
00:58:32,842 --> 00:58:34,806
They were best friends.
1170
00:58:34,808 --> 00:58:35,842
LEWIS:
They were?
1171
00:58:36,975 --> 00:58:38,909
Once.
1172
00:58:40,342 --> 00:58:42,276
(COIN CLINKS, MACHINE WHIRRING)
1173
00:58:44,176 --> 00:58:47,007
FLORENCE:
Isaac was an orphan,
1174
00:58:47,009 --> 00:58:49,740
and Jonathan a runaway.
1175
00:58:49,742 --> 00:58:52,773
Neither of them had family.
1176
00:58:52,775 --> 00:58:55,209
All they had was magic.
1177
00:58:58,342 --> 00:59:00,274
And each other.
1178
00:59:00,276 --> 00:59:03,940
Then Isaac went away to war.
1179
00:59:03,942 --> 00:59:06,840
He was fighting in Germany,
when he went M.I.A.
1180
00:59:06,842 --> 00:59:08,507
Months passed.
1181
00:59:08,509 --> 00:59:11,675
Then, suddenly,
Isaac came back home.
1182
00:59:12,808 --> 00:59:15,209
But it wasn't the same Isaac.
1183
00:59:17,075 --> 00:59:19,806
He was different.
1184
00:59:19,808 --> 00:59:21,873
And angry.
1185
00:59:21,875 --> 00:59:25,940
And more powerful than any
warlock had the right to be.
1186
00:59:25,942 --> 00:59:27,209
LEWIS:
How?
1187
00:59:28,309 --> 00:59:30,240
What happened to him?
1188
00:59:30,242 --> 00:59:32,107
We don't know.
1189
00:59:32,109 --> 00:59:36,340
All he said was he was lost
in the Black Forest.
1190
00:59:36,342 --> 00:59:40,040
Now, that is a very old place
1191
00:59:40,042 --> 00:59:42,307
with very old magic.
1192
00:59:42,309 --> 00:59:44,973
It's where the Brothers Grimm
wrote their histories.
1193
00:59:44,975 --> 00:59:46,276
You mean their fairy tales.
1194
00:59:48,209 --> 00:59:50,973
Now, we think that Isaac
1195
00:59:50,975 --> 00:59:53,307
met a dark warlock
in those woods,
1196
00:59:53,309 --> 00:59:55,806
a teacher who gave him
1197
00:59:55,808 --> 00:59:58,940
some terrifying,
forbidden books.
1198
00:59:58,942 --> 01:00:01,274
One of which is so dangerous
1199
01:00:01,276 --> 01:00:04,940
that your uncle keeps it
locked up in his cabinet.
1200
01:00:04,942 --> 01:00:09,174
Then Isaac abandoned
poor Jonathan.
1201
01:00:09,176 --> 01:00:10,507
No explanation.
1202
01:00:10,509 --> 01:00:14,007
And he found himself
a witch, Selena.
1203
01:00:14,009 --> 01:00:17,340
So spiteful and mean,
he married her.
1204
01:00:17,342 --> 01:00:19,909
And they locked themselves away
in the house.
1205
01:00:21,075 --> 01:00:23,507
Until one night last year...
1206
01:00:23,509 --> 01:00:26,307
Isaac performed
a blood magic ritual
1207
01:00:26,309 --> 01:00:28,007
that killed him.
1208
01:00:28,009 --> 01:00:29,307
LEWIS:
What was the ritual for?
1209
01:00:29,309 --> 01:00:31,806
To make a key.
1210
01:00:31,808 --> 01:00:33,806
A clock key.
1211
01:00:33,808 --> 01:00:35,209
Of human bone.
1212
01:00:36,309 --> 01:00:39,109
We think his wife's bones.
1213
01:00:40,808 --> 01:00:44,042
We think Isaac killed Selena
to make it.
1214
01:00:47,875 --> 01:00:50,340
Uncle Jonathan said that you
were a really good witch...
1215
01:00:50,342 --> 01:00:52,340
even better than him.
1216
01:00:52,342 --> 01:00:54,209
I was.
1217
01:00:55,309 --> 01:00:56,942
Once.
1218
01:00:59,042 --> 01:01:01,274
My magic was the toast
of Paris.
1219
01:01:01,276 --> 01:01:04,740
You should have seen me
before the war.
1220
01:01:04,742 --> 01:01:06,940
I melted Salvador Dalí's watch
one time,
1221
01:01:06,942 --> 01:01:08,209
- right off his wrist.
- (SNAPS FINGERS)
1222
01:01:09,842 --> 01:01:11,176
Then why can't you help us?
1223
01:01:17,875 --> 01:01:21,075
You know how magic comes
from the inside?
1224
01:01:22,176 --> 01:01:23,840
Well...
1225
01:01:23,842 --> 01:01:26,340
I got hurt one time.
1226
01:01:26,342 --> 01:01:28,340
Pretty badly.
1227
01:01:28,342 --> 01:01:32,207
And even though my outsides
got better,
1228
01:01:32,209 --> 01:01:35,307
my insides never did.
1229
01:01:35,309 --> 01:01:40,340
And so now, every time I try
to work any real magic,
1230
01:01:40,342 --> 01:01:43,240
it just comes out...
1231
01:01:43,242 --> 01:01:45,109
broken.
1232
01:01:48,342 --> 01:01:50,240
(INHALES DEEPLY) Now...
1233
01:01:50,242 --> 01:01:51,907
(FLORENCE EXHALES)
1234
01:01:51,909 --> 01:01:55,140
There's very few problems
in the world
1235
01:01:55,142 --> 01:01:57,340
that can't at least be helped
1236
01:01:57,342 --> 01:02:00,708
by a good
chocolate chip cookie.
1237
01:02:06,242 --> 01:02:08,973
- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
- Tarby. Tarby!
1238
01:02:08,975 --> 01:02:10,773
Not now, Lewis.
I'm late for gym.
1239
01:02:10,775 --> 01:02:12,340
- No, now. We gotta talk now.
- What?
1240
01:02:12,342 --> 01:02:14,073
- BOY: Let go!
- WOODY: Where do you think you're going, huh?
1241
01:02:14,075 --> 01:02:16,274
The other night,
what we did in the cemetery,
1242
01:02:16,276 --> 01:02:17,973
we did something awful.
1243
01:02:17,975 --> 01:02:20,107
My uncle's in trouble.
We all are, and...
1244
01:02:20,109 --> 01:02:21,140
See, see, there's this clock.
1245
01:02:21,142 --> 01:02:24,274
- Lewis, just stop.
- (BOYS CLAMORING, GRUNTING)
1246
01:02:24,276 --> 01:02:26,307
Nothing happened
in that cemetery.
1247
01:02:26,309 --> 01:02:27,806
Look, I get it... you're scared.
1248
01:02:27,808 --> 01:02:28,940
I am, too. We're...
1249
01:02:28,942 --> 01:02:30,806
- (GRUNTS, GASPS)
- Woody!
1250
01:02:30,808 --> 01:02:32,073
(BOY GROANS)
1251
01:02:32,075 --> 01:02:34,040
- Let's get out of here!
- Let's go!
1252
01:02:34,042 --> 01:02:35,276
(GRUNTS)
1253
01:02:37,842 --> 01:02:39,207
- Good morning, Miss Fisher.
- Woody.
1254
01:02:39,209 --> 01:02:40,873
- (LEWIS PANTING)
- I'm not scared.
1255
01:02:40,875 --> 01:02:42,840
And if you tell anyone
I was there,
1256
01:02:42,842 --> 01:02:44,808
I'll break both your arms.
1257
01:02:46,209 --> 01:02:47,276
(BOTH GRUNT)
1258
01:02:48,142 --> 01:02:50,073
(PANTING)
1259
01:02:50,075 --> 01:02:51,873
You're just a weirdo.
1260
01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:53,276
(LEWIS COUGHING)
1261
01:02:54,509 --> 01:02:55,940
(CHUCKLES)
1262
01:02:55,942 --> 01:02:57,675
(GASPING)
1263
01:03:03,742 --> 01:03:05,142
"Indomitable."
1264
01:03:06,242 --> 01:03:08,808
(PANTING)
1265
01:03:16,509 --> 01:03:18,942
- (DOOR CREAKING)
- (CLOCKS TICKING)
1266
01:03:26,009 --> 01:03:27,806
Uncle Jonathan?
1267
01:03:27,808 --> 01:03:29,775
You in here?
1268
01:03:42,942 --> 01:03:44,142
No way.
1269
01:03:48,808 --> 01:03:50,009
(WINGS FLUTTERING)
1270
01:03:52,808 --> 01:03:55,142
(WINGS FLUTTERING,
OBJECTS CLATTERING)
1271
01:03:58,075 --> 01:03:59,907
(GASPS)
1272
01:03:59,909 --> 01:04:01,907
(WINGS FLUTTERING,
BIRD SCREECHING)
1273
01:04:01,909 --> 01:04:03,276
(SCREAMING)
1274
01:04:09,342 --> 01:04:11,806
Help me! Help, please!
1275
01:04:11,808 --> 01:04:14,107
Help! Uncle Jonathan!
1276
01:04:14,109 --> 01:04:15,940
Uncle Jonathan! Help!
1277
01:04:15,942 --> 01:04:18,507
- Help me, please!
- (JONATHAN AND FLORENCE GRUNT)
1278
01:04:18,509 --> 01:04:20,207
(JONATHAN GRUNTING)
1279
01:04:20,209 --> 01:04:22,109
Get those papers!
1280
01:04:23,808 --> 01:04:25,940
(GRUNTING)
1281
01:04:25,942 --> 01:04:28,107
Get, get, get. Get!
1282
01:04:28,109 --> 01:04:30,040
- Are you all right?
- (PANTING)
1283
01:04:30,042 --> 01:04:31,207
JONATHAN:
What are you doing here?
1284
01:04:31,209 --> 01:04:33,840
I told you it's not safe.
1285
01:04:33,842 --> 01:04:35,675
I was being indomitable.
1286
01:04:37,075 --> 01:04:39,174
I suppose you were,
weren't you?
1287
01:04:39,176 --> 01:04:40,806
You can't do this alone.
1288
01:04:40,808 --> 01:04:42,040
You need help,
1289
01:04:42,042 --> 01:04:43,773
- and I can help you.
- No, you can't.
1290
01:04:43,775 --> 01:04:46,276
Actually, I can,
'cause I know how to read this.
1291
01:04:48,842 --> 01:04:51,773
But I'm gonna need
some Ovaltine.
1292
01:04:51,775 --> 01:04:53,073
FLORENCE:
Wait, I-I don't understand.
1293
01:04:53,075 --> 01:04:54,873
- You've seen this code before?
- Yes.
1294
01:04:54,875 --> 01:04:56,773
Comrade Ivan uses one
just like it
1295
01:04:56,775 --> 01:04:58,207
to send commands
to his Red Brigade.
1296
01:04:58,209 --> 01:05:00,806
- Comrade who?
- Comrade Ivan from the TV show.
1297
01:05:00,808 --> 01:05:04,073
But Captain Midnight always
stops him and decodes it...
1298
01:05:04,075 --> 01:05:06,240
with, uh...
1299
01:05:06,242 --> 01:05:08,742
this, the Captain Midnight
Secret Decoder Pin.
1300
01:05:09,808 --> 01:05:11,207
I don't believe it.
1301
01:05:11,209 --> 01:05:12,873
I don't
believe it.
1302
01:05:12,875 --> 01:05:15,142
Three Ovaltine shakes, please.
1303
01:05:16,309 --> 01:05:19,507
(DOO-WOP PLAYING OVER JUKEBOX)
1304
01:05:19,509 --> 01:05:22,140
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
1305
01:05:22,142 --> 01:05:25,207
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
- ♪ Do, do, do, do...
1306
01:05:25,209 --> 01:05:27,274
"With this clock, Selena and I
1307
01:05:27,276 --> 01:05:29,775
shall wipe
this filthy world clean."
1308
01:05:32,009 --> 01:05:34,176
It's a doomsday clock.
1309
01:05:36,109 --> 01:05:38,806
In a way,
it destroys everything,
1310
01:05:38,808 --> 01:05:41,073
but not by ending the world,
but sending it back
1311
01:05:41,075 --> 01:05:42,740
- to the beginning.
- (BOY GASPS)
1312
01:05:42,742 --> 01:05:44,307
If the planet
is one giant clock,
1313
01:05:44,309 --> 01:05:46,073
then this damn thing
is the winder.
1314
01:05:46,075 --> 01:05:47,240
- (SNAPS FINGERS)
- (WHOOSHING)
1315
01:05:47,242 --> 01:05:48,940
- (GASPS)
- He's winding it back
1316
01:05:48,942 --> 01:05:49,873
to the very beginning of time!
1317
01:05:49,875 --> 01:05:51,340
- (GROANS)
- FLORENCE: So everything goes
1318
01:05:51,342 --> 01:05:53,073
in reverse...
we grow younger and younger
1319
01:05:53,075 --> 01:05:55,107
until we vanish,
until there's no one left.
1320
01:05:55,109 --> 01:05:56,907
(JONATHAN WHISTLES)
1321
01:05:56,909 --> 01:06:00,240
I knew Isaac was strong,
but this goes beyond anything
1322
01:06:00,242 --> 01:06:02,940
I ever thought
he was capable of.
1323
01:06:02,942 --> 01:06:04,075
When's it happen?
1324
01:06:05,176 --> 01:06:08,340
"When night's at its blackest."
1325
01:06:08,342 --> 01:06:11,007
The total lunar eclipse...
tonight.
1326
01:06:11,009 --> 01:06:13,340
All those moons painted
in my bedroom...
1327
01:06:13,342 --> 01:06:14,873
what if Isaac was studying them
1328
01:06:14,875 --> 01:06:16,340
and waiting
for the right moment?
1329
01:06:16,342 --> 01:06:18,176
JONATHAN: That's what the gongs
are counting down to.
1330
01:06:21,176 --> 01:06:23,207
(PEOPLE GASPING)
1331
01:06:23,209 --> 01:06:24,940
♪ Fallin' in love
1332
01:06:24,942 --> 01:06:27,907
- ♪ Oh
- ♪ Must be fallin' in love.
1333
01:06:27,909 --> 01:06:30,109
We'll take the gumballs, too.
1334
01:06:31,509 --> 01:06:33,109
(ENGINE BACKFIRES)
1335
01:06:36,309 --> 01:06:39,007
(METALLIC CREAKING)
1336
01:06:39,009 --> 01:06:41,073
JONATHAN:
Isaac's been here.
1337
01:06:41,075 --> 01:06:42,940
(BIRD CAWING)
1338
01:06:42,942 --> 01:06:45,073
Isaac pulled all
the horseshoes off?
1339
01:06:45,075 --> 01:06:47,307
Burned 'em off, one by one.
1340
01:06:47,309 --> 01:06:50,073
FLORENCE: Like ants
with a magnifying glass.
1341
01:06:50,075 --> 01:06:52,340
Ooh, just how powerful
is he now?
1342
01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:54,240
Death's been good to him.
1343
01:06:54,242 --> 01:06:55,775
Wait here.
1344
01:07:04,875 --> 01:07:07,140
(SCRAPING, CREAKING)
1345
01:07:07,142 --> 01:07:08,806
(QUIET WHIMPERING)
1346
01:07:08,808 --> 01:07:11,040
LEWIS:
Chair! It's okay, it's okay.
1347
01:07:11,042 --> 01:07:13,340
- I'm here. I'm here to help.
- (PAINED WHIMPERING)
1348
01:07:13,342 --> 01:07:15,806
LEWIS:
It's okay.
1349
01:07:15,808 --> 01:07:17,073
You're okay.
1350
01:07:17,075 --> 01:07:20,073
He's torn the place to pieces.
1351
01:07:20,075 --> 01:07:22,873
He must have been looking
for something.
1352
01:07:22,875 --> 01:07:24,975
And I think I know what.
1353
01:07:27,075 --> 01:07:28,973
Well, what are we waiting for?
1354
01:07:28,975 --> 01:07:30,242
Let's get rid of it.
1355
01:07:32,808 --> 01:07:35,274
(SIZZLING)
1356
01:07:35,276 --> 01:07:37,940
Uh, shouldn't this
be melting right now?
1357
01:07:37,942 --> 01:07:40,274
Too much
John the Conqueror root?
1358
01:07:40,276 --> 01:07:41,873
No.
1359
01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:43,806
Not enough goofer dust.
1360
01:07:43,808 --> 01:07:45,007
(GASPS) Oh.
1361
01:07:45,009 --> 01:07:46,007
JONATHAN (CHUCKLES):
Grains of paradise.
1362
01:07:46,009 --> 01:07:47,773
FLORENCE: We don't have
any grains of paradise.
1363
01:07:47,775 --> 01:07:48,773
JONATHAN:
You know what?
1364
01:07:48,775 --> 01:07:50,073
- Maybe a pinch of motherwort.
- Uncle Jonathan?
1365
01:07:50,075 --> 01:07:51,274
FLORENCE:
How about some lotus root?
1366
01:07:51,276 --> 01:07:52,507
JONATHAN:
Yeah, yeah, more lotus root.
1367
01:07:52,509 --> 01:07:55,040
- LEWIS: Uncle Jonathan.
- Hmm?
1368
01:07:55,042 --> 01:07:56,873
This is my fault.
1369
01:07:56,875 --> 01:07:58,940
Lewis, you helped us.
1370
01:07:58,942 --> 01:08:00,973
You're the one
who decoded the blueprints.
1371
01:08:00,975 --> 01:08:02,009
LEWIS:
No.
1372
01:08:03,742 --> 01:08:06,142
I mean I'm the one
who brought Isaac back.
1373
01:08:07,209 --> 01:08:08,340
Lewis?
1374
01:08:08,342 --> 01:08:10,942
What are you talking about?
1375
01:08:12,875 --> 01:08:14,140
I opened the cabinet.
1376
01:08:14,142 --> 01:08:15,740
I used your book.
1377
01:08:15,742 --> 01:08:18,140
I-I'm so, so, so sorry.
1378
01:08:18,142 --> 01:08:20,073
No, you couldn't have.
You don't know enough magic
1379
01:08:20,075 --> 01:08:21,507
to pull off a spell like that.
1380
01:08:21,509 --> 01:08:24,806
I just followed the directions.
1381
01:08:24,808 --> 01:08:26,340
I bled onto the book.
1382
01:08:26,342 --> 01:08:28,942
Oh, Lewis.
1383
01:08:30,075 --> 01:08:32,107
Blood magic?
1384
01:08:32,109 --> 01:08:35,040
That was my one rule.
1385
01:08:35,042 --> 01:08:37,174
I-I know. I'm sorry.
1386
01:08:37,176 --> 01:08:39,107
- And you broke it?
- I didn't mean to.
1387
01:08:39,109 --> 01:08:41,840
So you opened
a forbidden cabinet
1388
01:08:41,842 --> 01:08:44,007
and performed an unholy ritual
1389
01:08:44,009 --> 01:08:45,773
- on accident?
- Jonathan.
1390
01:08:45,775 --> 01:08:46,940
I didn't know Isaac was evil.
1391
01:08:46,942 --> 01:08:48,073
You never told me.
1392
01:08:48,075 --> 01:08:49,107
Oh, so this is my fault?
1393
01:08:49,109 --> 01:08:50,107
I didn't say that.
1394
01:08:50,109 --> 01:08:51,340
Then what are you saying?!
1395
01:08:51,342 --> 01:08:52,806
(GASPING)
1396
01:08:52,808 --> 01:08:54,007
What the hell
were you thinking?!
1397
01:08:54,009 --> 01:08:57,873
I just wanted Tarby
to be my friend again.
1398
01:08:57,875 --> 01:08:59,174
(CRYING):
And I want my parents back.
1399
01:08:59,176 --> 01:09:00,806
And I figured,
if it worked here,
1400
01:09:00,808 --> 01:09:02,507
I could go home
and try it on them.
1401
01:09:02,509 --> 01:09:04,973
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
1402
01:09:04,975 --> 01:09:06,075
I just want my mom.
1403
01:09:08,142 --> 01:09:09,940
(LEWIS SHUDDERING)
1404
01:09:09,942 --> 01:09:12,073
I'm sorry.
1405
01:09:12,075 --> 01:09:14,107
It was a mistake.
1406
01:09:14,109 --> 01:09:16,040
You coming here.
1407
01:09:16,042 --> 01:09:18,773
FLORENCE:
Now, hold on, Jonathan.
1408
01:09:18,775 --> 01:09:20,040
No. No, please, please.
1409
01:09:20,042 --> 01:09:21,240
I'll-I'll make it up to you.
1410
01:09:21,242 --> 01:09:23,207
Please.
1411
01:09:23,209 --> 01:09:26,340
No. This is no place for a kid.
1412
01:09:26,342 --> 01:09:28,973
It's not safe for you here.
1413
01:09:28,975 --> 01:09:31,073
I was wrong to ever think
that it was.
1414
01:09:31,075 --> 01:09:32,274
LEWIS:
But...
1415
01:09:32,276 --> 01:09:34,940
we're a bevy of swans.
1416
01:09:34,942 --> 01:09:36,242
JONATHAN:
I'm sorry.
1417
01:09:38,942 --> 01:09:41,040
- You stay here.
- (SOBBING)
1418
01:09:41,042 --> 01:09:42,842
Let me talk to him.
1419
01:09:52,342 --> 01:09:54,806
I know I've got
a Malleus Maleficarum
1420
01:09:54,808 --> 01:09:56,740
around here somewhere.
1421
01:09:56,742 --> 01:09:58,675
Should help with the key.
1422
01:10:00,176 --> 01:10:01,773
Go ahead, yell at me.
1423
01:10:01,775 --> 01:10:03,073
Call me some names.
1424
01:10:03,075 --> 01:10:04,276
No names.
1425
01:10:05,775 --> 01:10:07,276
Not this time.
1426
01:10:08,909 --> 01:10:10,207
Jonathan.
1427
01:10:10,209 --> 01:10:12,806
That little boy needs you.
1428
01:10:12,808 --> 01:10:14,073
But what he did...
1429
01:10:14,075 --> 01:10:15,940
He's a child.
1430
01:10:15,942 --> 01:10:18,307
Children make mistakes.
They get in trouble.
1431
01:10:18,309 --> 01:10:19,940
That's why they're children.
1432
01:10:19,942 --> 01:10:22,940
No, this is not swiping
a comic book, Florence.
1433
01:10:22,942 --> 01:10:24,940
This is... I-I...
1434
01:10:24,942 --> 01:10:26,840
I-I... I don't have
a choice here.
1435
01:10:26,842 --> 01:10:28,507
Of course you do.
1436
01:10:28,509 --> 01:10:30,940
You could stick it out.
1437
01:10:30,942 --> 01:10:33,240
No, no, when the going
gets tough,
1438
01:10:33,242 --> 01:10:35,940
you get going
right for the exit.
1439
01:10:35,942 --> 01:10:38,307
Like how you ran away
from your family.
1440
01:10:38,309 --> 01:10:40,174
Ran away? My dad threw me out!
1441
01:10:40,176 --> 01:10:42,073
And what about
your little sister?
1442
01:10:42,075 --> 01:10:43,806
She looked up to you.
1443
01:10:43,808 --> 01:10:46,107
She needed you,
and now she's gone.
1444
01:10:46,109 --> 01:10:48,140
And you're going to abandon
her only child.
1445
01:10:48,142 --> 01:10:50,340
Look, I don't know
how to take care of a kid.
1446
01:10:50,342 --> 01:10:52,740
How to talk to him,
how to keep him safe.
1447
01:10:52,742 --> 01:10:54,073
Especially now.
1448
01:10:54,075 --> 01:10:55,806
- I'm just...
- You're scared.
1449
01:10:55,808 --> 01:10:57,073
Yes, all right?
1450
01:10:57,075 --> 01:10:58,940
I'm scared... for Lewis.
1451
01:10:58,942 --> 01:11:00,174
Scared he'll get hurt.
1452
01:11:00,176 --> 01:11:01,675
Well, guess what, genius.
1453
01:11:02,742 --> 01:11:04,207
That is the whole point.
1454
01:11:04,209 --> 01:11:07,907
Having a child means
being scared for them 24-7
1455
01:11:07,909 --> 01:11:09,873
and doing it anyway.
1456
01:11:09,875 --> 01:11:13,107
It's the whole damn
job description.
1457
01:11:13,109 --> 01:11:16,073
And I would give everything
to have that job again.
1458
01:11:16,075 --> 01:11:18,775
To have my little girl
back to...
1459
01:11:21,875 --> 01:11:23,873
You know what?
1460
01:11:23,875 --> 01:11:26,240
I do have a name for you.
1461
01:11:26,242 --> 01:11:29,708
Jonathan Barnavelt,
you're a coward.
1462
01:11:31,942 --> 01:11:33,973
(MARMALADE YAPPING IN DISTANCE)
1463
01:11:33,975 --> 01:11:36,808
(YAPPING CONTINUES)
1464
01:11:52,942 --> 01:11:55,875
Mrs. Hanchett! Mrs. Hanchett!
1465
01:11:57,109 --> 01:11:58,806
- Lewis.
- He's free.
1466
01:11:58,808 --> 01:12:00,107
(STAMMERING): He's in there.
We gotta go now!
1467
01:12:00,109 --> 01:12:01,340
Well, who?
What are we talking about?
1468
01:12:01,342 --> 01:12:02,340
There is someone in your house!
1469
01:12:02,342 --> 01:12:03,840
- Please hurry!
- Who?
1470
01:12:03,842 --> 01:12:05,174
- Come on!
- Oh, take Marmalade.
1471
01:12:05,176 --> 01:12:06,773
- (BARKING)
- Wait.
1472
01:12:06,775 --> 01:12:07,907
- Come on! Hurry! Please!
- Hold on.
1473
01:12:07,909 --> 01:12:09,940
- We don't care about the door!
- What? Lewis, it's cold.
1474
01:12:09,942 --> 01:12:11,307
- He's upstairs! I saw him!
- Oh, my God.
1475
01:12:11,309 --> 01:12:13,040
- He's in your house right now!
- Lewis!
1476
01:12:13,042 --> 01:12:16,073
- Please! Hurry! Hurry!
- Lewis! Lewis!
1477
01:12:16,075 --> 01:12:17,073
- Come on!
- Wait, hold on, Lewis.
1478
01:12:17,075 --> 01:12:18,840
- It's slippery, Lewis!
- Come on, run! Hurry!
1479
01:12:18,842 --> 01:12:19,973
- Mrs. Hanchett, hurry!
- Hold on!
1480
01:12:19,975 --> 01:12:21,840
It's slippery, Lewis! Stop!
1481
01:12:21,842 --> 01:12:23,240
(PANTING):
You're not making any sense.
1482
01:12:23,242 --> 01:12:25,274
- What bad man?
- His name is Isaac.
1483
01:12:25,276 --> 01:12:26,340
- Isaac Izard.
- Isaac Izard?
1484
01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:27,940
Lewis, he's dead.
1485
01:12:27,942 --> 01:12:29,808
He died last year.
1486
01:12:30,875 --> 01:12:32,107
Stay here.
1487
01:12:32,109 --> 01:12:34,907
Uncle Jonathan! Mrs. Zimmerman!
1488
01:12:34,909 --> 01:12:35,909
(LOCK CLUNKS)
1489
01:12:38,142 --> 01:12:39,675
It's locked.
1490
01:12:42,075 --> 01:12:43,873
It must be Isaac.
Out of the way.
1491
01:12:43,875 --> 01:12:45,940
(GRUNTING)
1492
01:12:45,942 --> 01:12:48,075
(BANGING)
1493
01:12:50,209 --> 01:12:52,274
Mrs. Hanchett,
get away from the door.
1494
01:12:52,276 --> 01:12:54,675
- Don't be ridiculous.
- No!
1495
01:12:55,942 --> 01:12:57,808
(WIND WHISTLING)
1496
01:13:07,042 --> 01:13:08,975
(LAUGHS)
1497
01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:13,274
Hello, Lewis.
1498
01:13:13,276 --> 01:13:14,940
(SHUDDERING BREATHS)
1499
01:13:14,942 --> 01:13:15,942
(ISAAC COUGHS)
1500
01:13:17,176 --> 01:13:19,806
- (ISAAC GRUNTS)
- (MARMALADE YAPPING)
1501
01:13:19,808 --> 01:13:20,973
ISAAC:
Mmm.
1502
01:13:20,975 --> 01:13:23,075
(GASPS)
Stay away from her.
1503
01:13:25,075 --> 01:13:27,507
Why should I stay away
1504
01:13:27,509 --> 01:13:31,742
from my beautiful wife?
1505
01:13:32,909 --> 01:13:34,942
(BOTH GRUNTING, MOANING SOFTLY)
1506
01:13:40,142 --> 01:13:42,109
You're Selena Izard?
1507
01:14:00,276 --> 01:14:02,675
(GRUNTING RAPIDLY)
1508
01:14:08,342 --> 01:14:10,806
(YAPPING RAPIDLY)
1509
01:14:10,808 --> 01:14:13,808
(RAPID GRUNTING AND SQUEALING)
1510
01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:17,240
(SQUEAKING)
1511
01:14:17,242 --> 01:14:18,940
(SIGHS)
1512
01:14:18,942 --> 01:14:21,773
In the flesh.
1513
01:14:21,775 --> 01:14:22,940
Uncle Jonathan!
1514
01:14:22,942 --> 01:14:24,274
Lewis!
1515
01:14:24,276 --> 01:14:26,240
But... but you died.
1516
01:14:26,242 --> 01:14:28,773
Whoever said I died?
1517
01:14:28,775 --> 01:14:30,840
- Isaac!
- Isaac!
1518
01:14:30,842 --> 01:14:32,107
- Isaac?
- (JONATHAN AND FLORENCE SHOUTING)
1519
01:14:32,109 --> 01:14:33,274
(ISAAC RECITING
INDISTINCT SPELL)
1520
01:14:33,276 --> 01:14:35,073
- SELENA: Isaac!
- (GRUNTS)
1521
01:14:35,075 --> 01:14:37,209
(YELLS)
1522
01:14:38,808 --> 01:14:40,875
(PANTING)
1523
01:14:43,242 --> 01:14:45,240
Is that bone?
1524
01:14:45,242 --> 01:14:47,274
FLORENCE:
Human.
1525
01:14:47,276 --> 01:14:50,840
He killed her
to make some sort of key.
1526
01:14:50,842 --> 01:14:52,307
I thought it was made from...
1527
01:14:52,309 --> 01:14:54,773
Not my bone, no.
1528
01:14:54,775 --> 01:14:57,773
That was a chunk
from the real Mrs. Hanchett.
1529
01:14:57,775 --> 01:14:59,140
Lovely woman.
1530
01:14:59,142 --> 01:15:01,174
That is, before I killed her
and took her place.
1531
01:15:01,176 --> 01:15:03,109
- (GASPS)
- ISAAC: My wife.
1532
01:15:04,842 --> 01:15:07,174
She has a talent for disguises.
1533
01:15:07,176 --> 01:15:08,806
(CHUCKLING)
1534
01:15:08,808 --> 01:15:10,873
- I learned from the best.
- Aw.
1535
01:15:10,875 --> 01:15:13,042
(GRUNTING RAPIDLY)
1536
01:15:17,109 --> 01:15:18,240
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1537
01:15:18,242 --> 01:15:20,740
(GASPING)
1538
01:15:20,742 --> 01:15:22,073
(GIGGLES)
1539
01:15:22,075 --> 01:15:23,973
Come give your mommy a kiss.
1540
01:15:23,975 --> 01:15:25,140
LEWIS:
You.
1541
01:15:25,142 --> 01:15:27,507
It was you in my dreams.
1542
01:15:27,509 --> 01:15:29,940
I couldn't get near
that locked cabinet.
1543
01:15:29,942 --> 01:15:31,806
The charms were too strong.
1544
01:15:31,808 --> 01:15:36,107
But you... you could get
that nasty old book for me.
1545
01:15:36,109 --> 01:15:38,073
Raise Isaac for me.
1546
01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:40,973
You could do everything
I wanted.
1547
01:15:40,975 --> 01:15:43,240
And now...
1548
01:15:43,242 --> 01:15:47,507
you are going to get us
that clock key.
1549
01:15:47,509 --> 01:15:48,675
(GASPS)
1550
01:15:51,209 --> 01:15:52,209
(YELLS)
1551
01:15:55,276 --> 01:15:56,907
(YELLING, BABBLING)
1552
01:15:56,909 --> 01:15:58,806
No, no, not... ah, not there!
1553
01:15:58,808 --> 01:16:01,209
(YELLING, SCREAMING)
1554
01:16:02,942 --> 01:16:04,207
- (THUD)
- (JONATHAN GRUNTS)
1555
01:16:04,209 --> 01:16:06,073
- (CAT YOWLS)
- (FLORENCE EXHALES SHARPLY)
1556
01:16:06,075 --> 01:16:07,806
Hmm.
1557
01:16:07,808 --> 01:16:10,207
(GASPS, GRUNTS)
1558
01:16:10,209 --> 01:16:13,040
- (JONATHAN GROANS)
- Well, come on!
1559
01:16:13,042 --> 01:16:15,340
- Now you're just showing off.
- Lewis!
1560
01:16:15,342 --> 01:16:16,840
(CLOCKS TICKING)
1561
01:16:16,842 --> 01:16:18,808
- Lewis!
- Lewis, where are you?
1562
01:16:21,909 --> 01:16:23,940
- Isaac took him.
- Yes, but where?
1563
01:16:23,942 --> 01:16:25,940
I think I know.
1564
01:16:25,942 --> 01:16:28,107
(WHIRRING, CRACKLING)
1565
01:16:28,109 --> 01:16:29,274
(GASPS)
1566
01:16:29,276 --> 01:16:31,875
(CREAKING, SCRAPING)
1567
01:16:41,276 --> 01:16:42,806
LEWIS:
Uncle Jonathan!
1568
01:16:42,808 --> 01:16:44,773
- Lewis!
- We're coming.
1569
01:16:44,775 --> 01:16:46,075
Mrs. Zimmerman,
I'm over here! I'm over here!
1570
01:16:49,042 --> 01:16:51,140
LEWIS:
Uncle Jonathan, over here!
1571
01:16:51,142 --> 01:16:53,073
Here! No, over here!
1572
01:16:53,075 --> 01:16:54,274
- Help me!
- (FLORENCE GASPS)
1573
01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:55,907
(GRUNTING)
1574
01:16:55,909 --> 01:16:57,940
- (CHAIN CLINKS)
- (AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)
1575
01:16:57,942 --> 01:17:00,040
(GRUNTS)
1576
01:17:00,042 --> 01:17:03,940
Barnavelt and Izard,
masters of prestidigitation,
1577
01:17:03,942 --> 01:17:07,073
beloved by the crown heads
of Europe,
1578
01:17:07,075 --> 01:17:08,940
together again.
1579
01:17:08,942 --> 01:17:13,740
I'm sure you'll remember
my next trick.
1580
01:17:13,742 --> 01:17:15,840
(JONATHAN GASPS)
1581
01:17:15,842 --> 01:17:17,340
- (LEWIS GASPS)
- (BLADES SCRAPE)
1582
01:17:17,342 --> 01:17:19,174
- No! -FLORENCE: No!
- Uncle Jonathan!
1583
01:17:19,176 --> 01:17:21,840
Isaac, don't do this.
1584
01:17:21,842 --> 01:17:24,207
ISAAC:
I like the boy.
1585
01:17:24,209 --> 01:17:26,207
An orphan with a love
for Captain Midnight?
1586
01:17:26,209 --> 01:17:27,773
- (SQUEAKING)
- Mmm.
1587
01:17:27,775 --> 01:17:29,808
Warms my dead heart.
1588
01:17:31,075 --> 01:17:33,940
Please don't make me
butcher him.
1589
01:17:33,942 --> 01:17:35,806
Give me the key.
1590
01:17:35,808 --> 01:17:37,240
JONATHAN:
You don't have to hurt anyone.
1591
01:17:37,242 --> 01:17:39,907
Just tell us...
where is the clock?
1592
01:17:39,909 --> 01:17:42,806
The clock is under
a witch's hex.
1593
01:17:42,808 --> 01:17:44,174
You'll never find it.
1594
01:17:44,176 --> 01:17:47,040
- This is over.
- JONATHAN: Isaac, please.
1595
01:17:47,042 --> 01:17:49,507
There must be some part of you
that doesn't want this,
1596
01:17:49,509 --> 01:17:52,240
that isn't completely dead.
1597
01:17:52,242 --> 01:17:54,806
I was dead long before I died.
1598
01:17:54,808 --> 01:17:56,740
FLORENCE:
We know you went through
1599
01:17:56,742 --> 01:17:58,207
something awful during the war.
1600
01:17:58,209 --> 01:17:59,507
We all did.
1601
01:17:59,509 --> 01:18:01,773
Oh, on the contrary.
1602
01:18:01,775 --> 01:18:03,940
(CLUNKS, WHIRS)
1603
01:18:03,942 --> 01:18:06,806
It's where I met my teacher.
1604
01:18:06,808 --> 01:18:09,207
My unit had been caught
in an ambush.
1605
01:18:09,209 --> 01:18:10,775
Everyone slaughtered.
1606
01:18:11,808 --> 01:18:13,140
I'd been left for dead.
1607
01:18:13,142 --> 01:18:16,174
I stumbled through
the Black Forest for days.
1608
01:18:16,176 --> 01:18:20,174
I chanted every spell I knew,
with one thought only:
1609
01:18:20,176 --> 01:18:24,240
"Make me powerful enough
to end this."
1610
01:18:24,242 --> 01:18:27,808
To erase the horrors
I had witnessed.
1611
01:18:30,142 --> 01:18:32,808
When I opened my eyes...
1612
01:18:33,909 --> 01:18:34,875
I saw him.
1613
01:18:37,142 --> 01:18:39,240
He offered me
something to drink.
1614
01:18:39,242 --> 01:18:41,040
(RASPY BREATHING)
1615
01:18:41,042 --> 01:18:43,742
For a small price, of course.
1616
01:18:47,842 --> 01:18:48,975
(GROANS QUIETLY)
1617
01:18:50,209 --> 01:18:53,276
Suddenly, I had it.
1618
01:18:54,742 --> 01:18:56,740
The blueprints for the clock.
1619
01:18:56,742 --> 01:18:57,806
(CLOCKS TICKING)
1620
01:18:57,808 --> 01:18:59,842
In my mind.
1621
01:19:03,842 --> 01:19:06,209
Clear as day.
1622
01:19:07,276 --> 01:19:08,907
That wasn't a warlock.
1623
01:19:08,909 --> 01:19:10,207
It wasn't even a human.
1624
01:19:10,209 --> 01:19:11,973
It was a demon,
you reckless idiot!
1625
01:19:11,975 --> 01:19:13,107
- You summoned a demon!
- (LAUGHS)
1626
01:19:13,109 --> 01:19:15,274
Yes, yes.
1627
01:19:15,276 --> 01:19:18,073
Azazel, to be exact.
1628
01:19:18,075 --> 01:19:19,840
The fourth prince of hell.
1629
01:19:19,842 --> 01:19:22,007
Oh, he gave me
a wonderful gift.
1630
01:19:22,009 --> 01:19:23,507
(SQUEAKING)
1631
01:19:23,509 --> 01:19:26,073
The greatest magic trick ever.
1632
01:19:26,075 --> 01:19:29,207
I'm going to make people
disappear.
1633
01:19:29,209 --> 01:19:32,940
Spin the world back
until the dawn of time.
1634
01:19:32,942 --> 01:19:35,907
All that will be left...
1635
01:19:35,909 --> 01:19:38,007
- Selena and I.
- FLORENCE: But...
1636
01:19:38,009 --> 01:19:40,207
if you go back
to the beginning,
1637
01:19:40,209 --> 01:19:42,940
history, humans, it will all
just start over again.
1638
01:19:42,942 --> 01:19:44,507
No.
1639
01:19:44,509 --> 01:19:47,340
I'll make sure people
are never born this time.
1640
01:19:47,342 --> 01:19:50,740
With the help of a friend.
1641
01:19:50,742 --> 01:19:54,174
Lewis's parents won't die
in that awful crash.
1642
01:19:54,176 --> 01:19:57,073
Your husband and sweet
little girl won't be killed.
1643
01:19:57,075 --> 01:19:59,507
ISAAC:
They'll never have existed.
1644
01:19:59,509 --> 01:20:02,773
No people, no war.
1645
01:20:02,775 --> 01:20:03,975
Now, Jonathan...
1646
01:20:05,276 --> 01:20:07,207
The key.
1647
01:20:07,209 --> 01:20:09,307
(CREAKING)
1648
01:20:09,309 --> 01:20:11,174
Florence?
1649
01:20:11,176 --> 01:20:13,240
Now would be a good time...
1650
01:20:13,242 --> 01:20:15,009
(STRAINING):
for a little... magic.
1651
01:20:16,808 --> 01:20:18,240
ISAAC:
Of all people, Florence,
1652
01:20:18,242 --> 01:20:20,040
I thought you'd want this.
1653
01:20:20,042 --> 01:20:22,806
I know what losing
your family did to you.
1654
01:20:22,808 --> 01:20:25,107
- You're too sad and broken...
- (JONATHAN GRUNTS)
1655
01:20:25,109 --> 01:20:27,942
...to work any real magic.
1656
01:20:30,176 --> 01:20:31,942
Maybe I was.
1657
01:20:33,309 --> 01:20:35,740
But now...
1658
01:20:35,742 --> 01:20:38,340
I'm indomitable.
1659
01:20:38,342 --> 01:20:40,209
(BOTH GRUNT)
1660
01:20:41,209 --> 01:20:42,209
(YELLS)
1661
01:20:44,142 --> 01:20:46,009
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
1662
01:20:47,942 --> 01:20:49,007
(LAUGHS)
1663
01:20:49,009 --> 01:20:51,806
Marmalade, now!
1664
01:20:51,808 --> 01:20:53,240
(SQUEAKING)
1665
01:20:53,242 --> 01:20:54,307
(SCREAMS)
1666
01:20:54,309 --> 01:20:57,007
(GASPING)
1667
01:20:57,009 --> 01:20:59,109
(WHIRRING)
1668
01:21:02,942 --> 01:21:04,040
(SIGHS)
1669
01:21:04,042 --> 01:21:05,075
(GRUNTS)
1670
01:21:06,242 --> 01:21:09,009
- (SIZZLING)
- (PAINED YELLING)
1671
01:21:12,975 --> 01:21:14,808
(JONATHAN GROANING)
1672
01:21:15,842 --> 01:21:17,176
(JONATHAN GRUNTS QUIETLY)
1673
01:21:19,909 --> 01:21:22,240
- Where are they?
- They're gone.
1674
01:21:22,242 --> 01:21:24,740
LEWIS: Mind your step.
There's a tongue.
1675
01:21:24,742 --> 01:21:26,209
- JONATHAN: I've got it.
- There's a big tongue.
1676
01:21:37,109 --> 01:21:38,975
(GULP)
1677
01:21:42,075 --> 01:21:44,975
(VOICE SHAKING):
So... creepy.
1678
01:21:51,209 --> 01:21:52,873
JONATHAN:
Oh, oh!
1679
01:21:52,875 --> 01:21:54,808
(TOYS AND PUPPETS
CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
1680
01:21:55,942 --> 01:21:57,174
(HORN HONKING)
1681
01:21:57,176 --> 01:21:58,274
Uncle Jonathan!
Uncle Jonathan!
1682
01:21:58,276 --> 01:21:59,240
(SCREAMS)
1683
01:21:59,242 --> 01:22:02,207
- Lewis, don't freak them out!
- (LAUGHING)
1684
01:22:02,209 --> 01:22:04,773
Unhand me.
Let me go!
1685
01:22:04,775 --> 01:22:07,007
- (CHILDLIKE): Mommy. Mommy.
- JONATHAN: Put me down! Stop!
1686
01:22:07,009 --> 01:22:08,176
(WHIRRING, RAPID CLICKING)
1687
01:22:11,109 --> 01:22:12,873
(HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHTER)
1688
01:22:12,875 --> 01:22:14,240
(GRUNTS)
1689
01:22:14,242 --> 01:22:16,806
- (GASPS, SCREAMS)
- (HORN HONKING)
1690
01:22:16,808 --> 01:22:18,307
ROBOTIC VOICE:
Why won't you talk to me?
1691
01:22:18,309 --> 01:22:20,073
- Why won't you talk to me?
- (SCREAMS)
1692
01:22:20,075 --> 01:22:21,907
(MANIACAL LAUGHING)
1693
01:22:21,909 --> 01:22:23,274
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1694
01:22:23,276 --> 01:22:25,140
(SCREAMING)
1695
01:22:25,142 --> 01:22:27,174
Hey, wait! Help us!
1696
01:22:27,176 --> 01:22:29,340
Jonathan!
1697
01:22:29,342 --> 01:22:31,940
- Let me go!
- Let go of me! Let go of me!
1698
01:22:31,942 --> 01:22:33,808
- Jonathan!
- Jonathan! Jonathan!
1699
01:22:34,808 --> 01:22:35,840
(GRUNTS)
1700
01:22:35,842 --> 01:22:37,873
(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
1701
01:22:37,875 --> 01:22:39,340
- Lewis, you okay?
- I'm okay.
1702
01:22:39,342 --> 01:22:41,307
(SIGHS)
Would you look at that?
1703
01:22:41,309 --> 01:22:43,140
JONATHAN:
Okay, let's get back in there.
1704
01:22:43,142 --> 01:22:45,007
FLORENCE: What, with those
creepy metal monsters inside?
1705
01:22:45,009 --> 01:22:47,007
- They'll tear us to shreds.
- Florence, we have to find
1706
01:22:47,009 --> 01:22:48,073
- Isaac and Selena.
- (CONVERSATION FADES)
1707
01:22:48,075 --> 01:22:50,176
(CREAKING, QUIET GROWLING)
1708
01:22:52,509 --> 01:22:54,340
FLORENCE: You heard Isaac.
He's using a witch's hex!
1709
01:22:54,342 --> 01:22:55,940
JONATHAN: I understand that.
So, should we just
1710
01:22:55,942 --> 01:22:57,274
sit around and try
to figure out the hex?
1711
01:22:57,276 --> 01:22:58,940
- No. We need a plan!
- We don't have time!
1712
01:22:58,942 --> 01:23:00,740
Guys!
1713
01:23:00,742 --> 01:23:01,907
(GROWLING)
1714
01:23:01,909 --> 01:23:02,940
(SCREAMS)
1715
01:23:02,942 --> 01:23:04,740
(JACK-O-LANTERN SNARLING)
1716
01:23:04,742 --> 01:23:06,142
- (SHRIEKING, SNARLING)
- (JONATHAN GASPS)
1717
01:23:08,176 --> 01:23:10,806
Oh, my giddy aunt.
1718
01:23:10,808 --> 01:23:12,174
Don't worry. Their teeth
are made of pumpkin.
1719
01:23:12,176 --> 01:23:13,307
They can't really hurt us.
1720
01:23:13,309 --> 01:23:15,507
- (JACK-O-LANTERN SQUEALS)
- (JONATHAN GRUNTS, GASPS)
1721
01:23:15,509 --> 01:23:18,073
(YELLING)
1722
01:23:18,075 --> 01:23:19,740
(GROANS)
1723
01:23:19,742 --> 01:23:21,873
(GRUNTS)
Okay, I made that up.
1724
01:23:21,875 --> 01:23:24,142
- (JACK-O-LANTERNS SQUEALING)
- (GASPING)
1725
01:23:29,075 --> 01:23:31,207
Some kind of ungodly adhesive.
1726
01:23:31,209 --> 01:23:33,740
- (GRUNTING)
- LEWIS: I'm stuck!
1727
01:23:33,742 --> 01:23:35,073
Me, too.
1728
01:23:35,075 --> 01:23:36,240
JONATHAN:
You know, I didn't think
1729
01:23:36,242 --> 01:23:37,973
this is how I was gonna die.
1730
01:23:37,975 --> 01:23:39,806
(GROWLS, HISSES)
1731
01:23:39,808 --> 01:23:41,307
Look! Mrs. Zimmerman,
grab my shirt.
1732
01:23:41,309 --> 01:23:42,740
I got you.
1733
01:23:42,742 --> 01:23:44,207
(WHIMPERS, GRUNTS)
1734
01:23:44,209 --> 01:23:45,507
- Just chop!
- Lewis, hurry!
1735
01:23:45,509 --> 01:23:47,107
JONATHAN:
Chop! Chop!
1736
01:23:47,109 --> 01:23:49,773
(SNARLING, BABBLING)
1737
01:23:49,775 --> 01:23:51,907
(LAUGHING)
1738
01:23:51,909 --> 01:23:53,073
(GRUNTS)
1739
01:23:53,075 --> 01:23:54,209
God, I hate pumpkins.
1740
01:23:55,276 --> 01:23:57,909
(GRUNTING)
1741
01:23:59,942 --> 01:24:01,840
Did you see that, Florence?
1742
01:24:01,842 --> 01:24:04,207
I exploded it with a psychic
energy blast. It worked!
1743
01:24:04,209 --> 01:24:06,940
Yes, Jonathan.
We're all very proud of you.
1744
01:24:06,942 --> 01:24:08,873
Did you see that I now
have the power?
1745
01:24:08,875 --> 01:24:10,806
Yes, I understand. Gold star.
1746
01:24:10,808 --> 01:24:11,940
(LAUGHS)
1747
01:24:11,942 --> 01:24:14,276
(YELLS, GRUNTS)
1748
01:24:15,775 --> 01:24:16,873
LEWIS:
Uncle Jonathan.
1749
01:24:16,875 --> 01:24:18,740
Uncle Jonathan, it's me.
Please wake up!
1750
01:24:18,742 --> 01:24:20,040
- FLORENCE: Jonathan.
- LEWIS: Uncle Jonathan.
1751
01:24:20,042 --> 01:24:21,207
FLORENCE:
Jonathan, you've got to get up.
1752
01:24:21,209 --> 01:24:22,773
You've got to get up right now!
1753
01:24:22,775 --> 01:24:24,274
- Uncle Jonathan!
- (GRUNTS, SIGHS)
1754
01:24:24,276 --> 01:24:27,107
What are you looking at,
you shriveled old prune?
1755
01:24:27,109 --> 01:24:30,340
I'm looking at you,
you dumb baby orangutan.
1756
01:24:30,342 --> 01:24:32,307
(CHUCKLES) Aw, Lewis.
1757
01:24:32,309 --> 01:24:34,073
Oh, Florence,
you missed a spot.
1758
01:24:34,075 --> 01:24:36,274
- (WHOOSHING, CRACKLING)
- Lewis...
1759
01:24:36,276 --> 01:24:38,940
I'm sorry, Lewis.
I'm sorry about everything.
1760
01:24:38,942 --> 01:24:40,307
It's okay.
1761
01:24:40,309 --> 01:24:42,773
- Me, too.
- FLORENCE: Don't get me wrong.
1762
01:24:42,775 --> 01:24:45,207
Uh, this is lovely,
but there's only 18 minutes
1763
01:24:45,209 --> 01:24:46,940
till the eclipse.
1764
01:24:46,942 --> 01:24:48,207
And they've got the key.
1765
01:24:48,209 --> 01:24:50,007
How do we find the clock?
1766
01:24:50,009 --> 01:24:51,507
We can't.
1767
01:24:51,509 --> 01:24:53,174
It's got a witch's hex on it.
1768
01:24:53,176 --> 01:24:55,207
That means it's hidden
from every witch or warlock,
1769
01:24:55,209 --> 01:24:56,740
no matter how powerful.
1770
01:24:56,742 --> 01:24:57,940
Not even Florence
could find it.
1771
01:24:57,942 --> 01:24:59,806
(SIGHS)
There must be something
1772
01:24:59,808 --> 01:25:01,806
we're not thinking of.
1773
01:25:01,808 --> 01:25:02,907
(SIGHS)
1774
01:25:02,909 --> 01:25:04,242
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1775
01:25:06,209 --> 01:25:07,875
Maybe I could find it.
1776
01:25:08,942 --> 01:25:10,940
I'm not a witch or warlock.
1777
01:25:10,942 --> 01:25:12,873
Well, not-not yet anyways,
but...
1778
01:25:12,875 --> 01:25:15,107
maybe if I tried some magic,
1779
01:25:15,109 --> 01:25:16,842
would that work?
1780
01:25:20,942 --> 01:25:22,174
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
1781
01:25:22,176 --> 01:25:23,340
Okay.
1782
01:25:23,342 --> 01:25:24,973
I'm ready.
1783
01:25:24,975 --> 01:25:27,307
Lewis, I don't know
about that 8 Ball.
1784
01:25:27,309 --> 01:25:29,340
Hey, this is my magic,
not yours.
1785
01:25:29,342 --> 01:25:31,907
(LEWIS SIGHS)
1786
01:25:31,909 --> 01:25:33,309
Let's go.
1787
01:25:37,209 --> 01:25:39,073
"Locate. Verb.
1788
01:25:39,075 --> 01:25:42,507
To discover the exact place
and position of."
1789
01:25:42,509 --> 01:25:44,207
"Secret. Adjective.
1790
01:25:44,209 --> 01:25:46,207
Something that is kept
unknown or unseen."
1791
01:25:46,209 --> 01:25:48,507
"Clock. Noun.
1792
01:25:48,509 --> 01:25:50,973
"A mechanical device used
for measuring time.
1793
01:25:50,975 --> 01:25:52,140
"A timepiece.
1794
01:25:52,142 --> 01:25:54,940
A horologe!"
1795
01:25:54,942 --> 01:25:56,773
Wow.
1796
01:25:56,775 --> 01:25:58,873
- He is weird.
- Isn't he, though?
1797
01:25:58,875 --> 01:26:01,073
LEWIS:
Locate the secret clock.
1798
01:26:01,075 --> 01:26:02,140
(INHALES DEEPLY)
1799
01:26:02,142 --> 01:26:05,075
Locate the secret clock!
1800
01:26:07,142 --> 01:26:09,240
Please, Mom and Dad.
1801
01:26:09,242 --> 01:26:12,808
Tell me where the clock is,
please.
1802
01:26:17,875 --> 01:26:19,808
♪
1803
01:26:22,942 --> 01:26:24,274
LEWIS:
"Under the boiler."
1804
01:26:24,276 --> 01:26:27,075
(GASPS)
Lewis, you genius.
1805
01:26:29,176 --> 01:26:31,742
(JACK-O-LANTERNS GROWLING
AND SNARLING)
1806
01:26:39,242 --> 01:26:40,806
Shall we?
1807
01:26:40,808 --> 01:26:42,742
(WHOOSHING, CRACKLING)
1808
01:26:48,509 --> 01:26:50,942
- (EXPLOSIVE WHOOSHING)
- (SCREECHING)
1809
01:26:54,075 --> 01:26:55,940
(GROWLING)
1810
01:26:55,942 --> 01:26:57,107
(SCREECHES)
1811
01:26:57,109 --> 01:26:59,808
(GROWLING AND SCREECHING
CONTINUE)
1812
01:27:05,009 --> 01:27:06,909
Trick or treat!
1813
01:27:14,209 --> 01:27:16,842
(CLICKING)
1814
01:27:18,842 --> 01:27:20,975
(DEEP GROWLING)
1815
01:27:22,176 --> 01:27:24,840
- Mrs. Zimmerman?
- Hmm?
1816
01:27:24,842 --> 01:27:26,040
What is that?
1817
01:27:26,042 --> 01:27:28,307
(GROWLING CONTINUES)
1818
01:27:28,309 --> 01:27:30,207
FLORENCE:
Jonathan.
1819
01:27:30,209 --> 01:27:32,073
Open the door.
1820
01:27:32,075 --> 01:27:33,207
Working on it.
1821
01:27:33,209 --> 01:27:35,340
- (GROWLING)
- Jonathan.
1822
01:27:35,342 --> 01:27:37,207
(WHOOSHING, CRACKLING)
1823
01:27:37,209 --> 01:27:38,840
- Jonathan!
- (LEWIS SCREAMS)
1824
01:27:38,842 --> 01:27:39,940
That's not helping.
1825
01:27:39,942 --> 01:27:40,973
(GRUNTS)
1826
01:27:40,975 --> 01:27:42,242
(LEWIS SCREAMING)
1827
01:27:44,842 --> 01:27:46,940
- (BANGING)
- (GROWLING)
1828
01:27:46,942 --> 01:27:48,340
(BANGING AND GROWLING STOP)
1829
01:27:48,342 --> 01:27:52,040
(CACKLING)
1830
01:27:52,042 --> 01:27:53,109
FLORENCE:
Lewis.
1831
01:27:54,209 --> 01:27:56,040
Crack it open.
1832
01:27:56,042 --> 01:27:58,975
- (CACKLING CONTINUES)
- (CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1833
01:28:00,342 --> 01:28:02,840
(HORN HONKING)
1834
01:28:02,842 --> 01:28:04,808
(SPRAYING)
1835
01:28:06,209 --> 01:28:08,176
(TOYS CHATTERING, LAUGHING)
1836
01:28:09,808 --> 01:28:14,840
JONATHAN:
Even in death, so creepy.
1837
01:28:14,842 --> 01:28:16,773
(CIRCUS MUSIC CONTINUES)
1838
01:28:16,775 --> 01:28:17,940
(HORN HONKING)
1839
01:28:17,942 --> 01:28:20,075
(TOY SOUNDS SLOW TO A STOP)
1840
01:28:27,209 --> 01:28:29,075
(DOOR CREAKING)
1841
01:28:47,808 --> 01:28:49,842
(QUIET, MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
1842
01:28:55,842 --> 01:28:57,109
(GASPS, GRUNTS)
1843
01:28:58,509 --> 01:29:01,073
(LEWIS PANTING)
1844
01:29:01,075 --> 01:29:03,073
JONATHAN:
Florence, I really have to pee.
1845
01:29:03,075 --> 01:29:05,042
FLORENCE:
Not the time, Jonathan.
1846
01:29:11,042 --> 01:29:13,775
(RHYTHMIC, METALLIC CLUNKING)
1847
01:29:26,209 --> 01:29:28,675
(RHYTHMIC CLUNKING,
FAN WHIRRING)
1848
01:29:31,875 --> 01:29:34,240
(QUIET GROWLING)
1849
01:29:34,242 --> 01:29:35,806
Snakespeare!
1850
01:29:35,808 --> 01:29:37,907
- Mrs. Zimmerman!
- Florence!
1851
01:29:37,909 --> 01:29:40,274
Go! Go!
1852
01:29:40,276 --> 01:29:42,907
It's okay. She knows how
to handle Snakespeare.
1853
01:29:42,909 --> 01:29:45,075
Come here. Quickly.
1854
01:29:46,142 --> 01:29:47,176
Isaac!
1855
01:29:48,942 --> 01:29:50,140
Stop!
1856
01:29:50,142 --> 01:29:51,142
(GRUNTS)
1857
01:29:52,309 --> 01:29:53,808
(BOTH GRUNT)
1858
01:29:55,209 --> 01:29:57,207
ISAAC:
Please.
1859
01:29:57,209 --> 01:30:00,806
I taught you everything
you know, Jonathan.
1860
01:30:00,808 --> 01:30:03,209
I didn't teach you
everything I know.
1861
01:30:06,342 --> 01:30:08,775
(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
1862
01:30:14,142 --> 01:30:16,207
(BELL CLANGS)
1863
01:30:16,209 --> 01:30:19,040
(CRUNCHING)
1864
01:30:19,042 --> 01:30:20,340
(BLOWS)
1865
01:30:20,342 --> 01:30:22,909
(METALLIC RATTLING)
1866
01:30:24,909 --> 01:30:27,109
- My darling.
- (CRUMBLING)
1867
01:30:29,075 --> 01:30:31,806
No!
1868
01:30:31,808 --> 01:30:33,775
- (RUMBLING)
- (JONATHAN GRUNTING)
1869
01:30:37,042 --> 01:30:38,040
(YELLS)
1870
01:30:38,042 --> 01:30:39,675
(LEWIS GASPING)
1871
01:30:40,842 --> 01:30:42,240
(BOTH PANTING)
1872
01:30:42,242 --> 01:30:44,140
(GRUNTS)
Wait there, Lewis.
1873
01:30:44,142 --> 01:30:45,940
- No, I have to come with you.
- No!
1874
01:30:45,942 --> 01:30:47,240
There may be traps.
1875
01:30:47,242 --> 01:30:49,209
I have protection.
(GRUNTS)
1876
01:30:52,276 --> 01:30:54,742
(GRUNTS, WHIMPERS)
1877
01:31:00,909 --> 01:31:02,042
(CLICKING)
1878
01:31:05,075 --> 01:31:06,174
JONATHAN:
I feel something.
1879
01:31:06,176 --> 01:31:08,107
- (CLICKING)
- I got it!
1880
01:31:08,109 --> 01:31:11,042
(EXPLOSIVE WHOOSHING)
1881
01:31:12,808 --> 01:31:14,742
Uncle Jonathan!
1882
01:31:17,176 --> 01:31:20,109
(TICKING, HEAVY CLUNKING)
1883
01:31:21,209 --> 01:31:22,242
(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
1884
01:31:24,075 --> 01:31:26,909
(GRUNTING, PANTING)
1885
01:31:32,276 --> 01:31:34,274
(GASPS) Uncle Jonathan?
1886
01:31:34,276 --> 01:31:35,873
Uncle Jonathan!
1887
01:31:35,875 --> 01:31:38,073
(WAILING CRY)
1888
01:31:38,075 --> 01:31:39,274
Shh, shh. It's okay.
1889
01:31:39,276 --> 01:31:40,940
It's okay. It's okay.
1890
01:31:40,942 --> 01:31:42,806
Shh. It's me, Lewis,
your nephew.
1891
01:31:42,808 --> 01:31:44,207
- Shh, shh.
- (CRYING CONTINUES)
1892
01:31:44,209 --> 01:31:45,873
ISAAC:
Lewis!
1893
01:31:45,875 --> 01:31:48,073
Come with us to the turret.
1894
01:31:48,075 --> 01:31:50,073
It's a special turret.
1895
01:31:50,075 --> 01:31:51,840
It'll protect us.
1896
01:31:51,842 --> 01:31:53,140
I like you, Lewis.
1897
01:31:53,142 --> 01:31:54,940
I like being your mom.
1898
01:31:54,942 --> 01:31:56,340
ISAAC:
Forget about your uncle.
1899
01:31:56,342 --> 01:31:57,973
Soon, he'll be gone.
1900
01:31:57,975 --> 01:32:00,274
- (GASPS)
- Like everyone else.
1901
01:32:00,276 --> 01:32:01,840
Uncle Jonathan?
1902
01:32:01,842 --> 01:32:03,340
- Uncle Jonathan!
- (CHILDLIKE BABBLING)
1903
01:32:03,342 --> 01:32:04,973
(LAUGHING)
1904
01:32:04,975 --> 01:32:07,042
- (GASPS)
- (LAUGHING CONTINUES)
1905
01:32:09,942 --> 01:32:10,942
LEWIS:
Huh?
1906
01:32:12,009 --> 01:32:13,207
Hey. I got you.
1907
01:32:13,209 --> 01:32:15,174
(COOS)
1908
01:32:15,176 --> 01:32:17,307
- (SIGHING)
- (LEWIS GROANS)
1909
01:32:17,309 --> 01:32:19,840
(ISAAC GRUMBLES)
1910
01:32:19,842 --> 01:32:22,007
(THUNDER CRASHES)
1911
01:32:22,009 --> 01:32:24,176
(PANTING)
1912
01:32:25,309 --> 01:32:26,875
(JONATHAN COOING)
1913
01:32:29,109 --> 01:32:31,842
- (LEWIS PANTING)
- (JONATHAN COOING)
1914
01:32:36,209 --> 01:32:37,176
(GASPS)
1915
01:32:38,942 --> 01:32:41,274
(CHILDLIKE LAUGHTER)
1916
01:32:41,276 --> 01:32:43,340
(GRUNTS, GASPS)
1917
01:32:43,342 --> 01:32:44,808
(PANTING)
1918
01:32:46,309 --> 01:32:48,140
What?
1919
01:32:48,142 --> 01:32:49,975
(JONATHAN COOING, BABBLING)
1920
01:32:51,842 --> 01:32:54,075
- (COOS, WHIMPERS)
- (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
1921
01:32:55,176 --> 01:32:57,242
Mom, Dad, what should I do?
1922
01:33:01,075 --> 01:33:02,507
"Say good-bye."
1923
01:33:02,509 --> 01:33:04,073
Say good-bye? I don't get it!
1924
01:33:04,075 --> 01:33:05,773
What do you mean?
1925
01:33:05,775 --> 01:33:07,873
(PANTING)
1926
01:33:07,875 --> 01:33:09,907
(METALLIC CLANKING,
ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
1927
01:33:09,909 --> 01:33:11,009
(GASPS)
1928
01:33:12,109 --> 01:33:13,940
Okay. Good-bye, guys.
1929
01:33:13,942 --> 01:33:15,007
(SHUDDERING BREATHS)
1930
01:33:15,009 --> 01:33:16,276
I love you.
1931
01:33:18,075 --> 01:33:19,840
(GRUNTS)
1932
01:33:19,842 --> 01:33:20,942
(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
1933
01:33:22,342 --> 01:33:24,340
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
1934
01:33:24,342 --> 01:33:26,040
Look, my darling.
1935
01:33:26,042 --> 01:33:27,840
It's beginning.
1936
01:33:27,842 --> 01:33:30,007
(DISTORTED WHIRRING)
1937
01:33:30,009 --> 01:33:33,240
The sands of time are shifting.
1938
01:33:33,242 --> 01:33:34,940
(LAUGHS)
1939
01:33:34,942 --> 01:33:39,040
- (RAPID TICKING)
- (PEOPLE GASPING, MUTTERING)
1940
01:33:39,042 --> 01:33:42,007
(ELECTRICAL WHOOSHING
AND CRACKLING)
1941
01:33:42,009 --> 01:33:43,875
(LAUGHING)
1942
01:33:45,509 --> 01:33:48,240
(GASPING)
1943
01:33:48,242 --> 01:33:50,740
(THUNDER CRASHES)
1944
01:33:50,742 --> 01:33:52,042
(GASPING)
1945
01:33:53,242 --> 01:33:54,940
- (METALLIC SCREECHING)
- (GRUNTS)
1946
01:33:54,942 --> 01:33:57,775
(METALLIC GRINDING
AND CREAKING)
1947
01:34:00,142 --> 01:34:01,940
ISAAC:
Quickly!
1948
01:34:01,942 --> 01:34:04,240
- Something is wrong.
- What is it?
1949
01:34:04,242 --> 01:34:05,740
Help me.
1950
01:34:05,742 --> 01:34:06,806
(GRUNTS)
1951
01:34:06,808 --> 01:34:07,742
(GASPS, WHIMPERS)
1952
01:34:09,075 --> 01:34:10,073
No.
1953
01:34:10,075 --> 01:34:11,940
(METALLIC SCREECHING)
1954
01:34:11,942 --> 01:34:14,140
(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
1955
01:34:14,142 --> 01:34:15,942
Yes!
1956
01:34:17,209 --> 01:34:18,276
(GRUNTS)
1957
01:34:21,276 --> 01:34:23,042
(GRUNTING)
1958
01:34:27,276 --> 01:34:28,307
(GRUNTING)
1959
01:34:28,309 --> 01:34:32,040
I'm gonna show you
what a little weird can do.
1960
01:34:32,042 --> 01:34:33,973
- (GRUNTS)
- (EXPLOSIVE WHOOSH)
1961
01:34:33,975 --> 01:34:36,140
- (YELLS)
- (SELENA SCREAMS)
1962
01:34:36,142 --> 01:34:39,242
- (ISAAC AND SELENA SCREAMING)
- (CRACKLING AND WHOOSHING)
1963
01:34:41,875 --> 01:34:42,940
(GRUNTS)
1964
01:34:42,942 --> 01:34:44,242
(EXPLOSIVE WHOOSH)
1965
01:34:46,209 --> 01:34:48,207
(METALLIC SQUEALING)
1966
01:34:48,209 --> 01:34:51,009
(CLUNKING SLOWS TO A STOP)
1967
01:34:53,075 --> 01:34:55,276
(PANTING QUIETLY)
1968
01:34:59,309 --> 01:35:01,973
- (GRUNTING NEARBY)
- What?
1969
01:35:01,975 --> 01:35:03,307
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
1970
01:35:03,309 --> 01:35:06,042
(STRAINED GRUNTING)
1971
01:35:08,209 --> 01:35:10,040
(SIGHS)
1972
01:35:10,042 --> 01:35:12,040
Uncle Jonathan.
1973
01:35:12,042 --> 01:35:14,174
I'm back.
1974
01:35:14,176 --> 01:35:15,840
You did it.
1975
01:35:15,842 --> 01:35:18,806
- (CHUCKLES)
- You stopped the clock!
1976
01:35:18,808 --> 01:35:21,773
Do not tell Florence
about the baby body.
1977
01:35:21,775 --> 01:35:23,274
She'll never let me
live it down.
1978
01:35:23,276 --> 01:35:25,240
- I won't.
- You promise?
1979
01:35:25,242 --> 01:35:26,307
I swear.
1980
01:35:26,309 --> 01:35:28,174
- No baby body.
- Warlock secret?
1981
01:35:28,176 --> 01:35:30,040
- Never happened.
- (CHUCKLES)
1982
01:35:30,042 --> 01:35:31,240
You're the best.
1983
01:35:31,242 --> 01:35:32,973
- (CHUCKLES)
- You did it.
1984
01:35:32,975 --> 01:35:34,742
Toss me my trousers.
1985
01:35:35,808 --> 01:35:37,140
(GRUNTING)
1986
01:35:37,142 --> 01:35:38,873
Not a word to Florence.
I'm serious.
1987
01:35:38,875 --> 01:35:40,806
FLORENCE:
Well, well, well.
1988
01:35:40,808 --> 01:35:42,907
- Look what the cat threw up.
- (QUIET SQUEAKING)
1989
01:35:42,909 --> 01:35:44,775
(BOTH LAUGH)
1990
01:35:46,775 --> 01:35:48,140
- (JONATHAN CHUCKLING)
- FLORENCE: Whew!
1991
01:35:48,142 --> 01:35:49,840
Oh, you fixed Snakespeare!
1992
01:35:49,842 --> 01:35:51,873
Well, you stopped the clock?
1993
01:35:51,875 --> 01:35:53,840
Nah, I just wet my pants.
1994
01:35:53,842 --> 01:35:55,107
Literally.
1995
01:35:55,109 --> 01:35:57,274
Lewis stopped the clock.
1996
01:35:57,276 --> 01:35:59,340
FLORENCE:
Lewis.
1997
01:35:59,342 --> 01:36:02,075
You are indomitable.
1998
01:36:04,975 --> 01:36:06,176
Mrs. Zimmerman...
1999
01:36:07,942 --> 01:36:09,806
I'm sorry you lost your family.
2000
01:36:09,808 --> 01:36:12,109
I'm sorry you lost yours.
2001
01:36:13,942 --> 01:36:16,775
But maybe, would you want to be
a black swan with us?
2002
01:36:22,775 --> 01:36:24,307
Can I be a purple one?
2003
01:36:24,309 --> 01:36:26,140
Deal.
2004
01:36:26,142 --> 01:36:28,942
I would like that very much.
2005
01:36:33,075 --> 01:36:35,142
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
2006
01:36:37,176 --> 01:36:39,207
I don't want
the creepy little runt.
2007
01:36:39,209 --> 01:36:40,907
Think I want him?
2008
01:36:40,909 --> 01:36:42,240
LEWIS:
You know what, fellas?
2009
01:36:42,242 --> 01:36:44,942
I don't really want to play
anyways.
2010
01:36:46,075 --> 01:36:47,274
(WHISPERS):
Ball to the face
2011
01:36:47,276 --> 01:36:49,075
at a very high-speed pace.
2012
01:36:50,176 --> 01:36:51,507
(BOYS GRUNT IN PAIN)
2013
01:36:51,509 --> 01:36:53,207
- (STUDENTS EXCLAIMING)
- STUDENT: What?!
2014
01:36:53,209 --> 01:36:54,176
(STUDENTS GASPING)
2015
01:36:55,909 --> 01:36:56,973
Lucky shot.
2016
01:36:56,975 --> 01:36:58,907
We want Lewis on our team.
2017
01:36:58,909 --> 01:37:00,806
- No, we want him.
- No!
2018
01:37:00,808 --> 01:37:03,675
(CLAMORING)
2019
01:37:06,176 --> 01:37:07,940
(CLAMORING FADES)
2020
01:37:07,942 --> 01:37:08,975
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2021
01:37:10,075 --> 01:37:11,340
Rose Rita, right?
2022
01:37:11,342 --> 01:37:12,806
Mm-hmm.
2023
01:37:12,808 --> 01:37:14,507
Can I see your bug book?
2024
01:37:14,509 --> 01:37:16,207
I've seen you
with your dictionary.
2025
01:37:16,209 --> 01:37:18,873
You know the word is "insect."
2026
01:37:18,875 --> 01:37:20,708
But sure.
2027
01:37:25,309 --> 01:37:27,073
LEWIS:
Wow.
2028
01:37:27,075 --> 01:37:28,740
You drew these?
2029
01:37:28,742 --> 01:37:29,975
These are really good.
2030
01:37:33,009 --> 01:37:35,007
You look like an insect.
2031
01:37:35,009 --> 01:37:37,109
I mean that as
the highest compliment.
2032
01:37:40,209 --> 01:37:41,975
That's how I take it.
2033
01:37:44,942 --> 01:37:47,174
- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
2034
01:37:47,176 --> 01:37:48,806
(HORN HONKING)
2035
01:37:48,808 --> 01:37:50,773
- Bye.
- Bye.
2036
01:37:50,775 --> 01:37:52,007
Who was that?
2037
01:37:52,009 --> 01:37:53,907
Rose Rita Pottinger.
She's a friend.
2038
01:37:53,909 --> 01:37:55,073
She is?
2039
01:37:55,075 --> 01:37:56,940
- Is it kissy-faced?
- No, platonic.
2040
01:37:56,942 --> 01:37:59,940
Look at him playing it cool...
James Dean all of a sudden.
2041
01:37:59,942 --> 01:38:01,875
(JONATHAN LAUGHS)
2042
01:38:04,042 --> 01:38:06,007
Uncle Jonathan, punch it.
2043
01:38:06,009 --> 01:38:08,007
Let's see
what this baby can do.
2044
01:38:08,009 --> 01:38:09,174
(FLORENCE AND JONATHAN LAUGH)
2045
01:38:09,176 --> 01:38:11,209
(ENGINE BACKFIRES, RUMBLES)
2046
01:38:19,942 --> 01:38:21,740
(QUIET LAUGHTER)
2047
01:38:21,742 --> 01:38:23,240
- Hi! We're home!
- Oh!
2048
01:38:23,242 --> 01:38:25,009
(CHAIR SQUEAKING)
2049
01:38:26,176 --> 01:38:27,907
- You ready?
- Oh, yeah.
2050
01:38:27,909 --> 01:38:30,140
- (CHAIR HONKING)
- Stay.
2051
01:38:30,142 --> 01:38:32,806
FLORENCE: You know, Jonathan,
you drive like an old grandma.
2052
01:38:32,808 --> 01:38:34,240
JONATHAN: Oh, that's funny.
You look like one.
2053
01:38:34,242 --> 01:38:36,940
LEWIS: Guys, stop.
You're both super old.
2054
01:38:36,942 --> 01:38:38,740
JONATHAN (LAUGHS):
Nice one, Lewis.
2055
01:38:38,742 --> 01:38:40,176
FLORENCE:
Gold star.
2056
01:38:44,209 --> 01:38:46,340
(SQUEAKS)
2057
01:38:46,342 --> 01:38:48,140
- (GROANS)
- JONATHAN: Bad kitty!
2058
01:38:48,142 --> 01:38:50,007
- Use the litter box!
- (LION ROARS)
2059
01:38:50,009 --> 01:38:51,307
(SNEEZES)
2060
01:38:51,309 --> 01:38:53,806
♪ Hey, lolly lolly
2061
01:38:53,808 --> 01:38:56,073
♪ Hey, hey, lolly lolly
2062
01:38:56,075 --> 01:38:58,075
♪ Hey, hey,
lolly lolly ♪
2063
01:38:59,242 --> 01:39:00,773
(BOWLING PINS CRASHING)
2064
01:39:00,775 --> 01:39:03,307
(CHAIN SAW BUZZING)
2065
01:39:03,309 --> 01:39:06,307
♪ Well, it ain't
what you used to watch ♪
2066
01:39:06,309 --> 01:39:08,207
♪ But what you
now have missed ♪
2067
01:39:08,209 --> 01:39:09,907
- ♪ I say it ain't...
- (ROARING)
2068
01:39:09,909 --> 01:39:12,675
- (BOWLING PINS CRASHING)
- (CHAIN SAW BUZZING)
2069
01:39:15,842 --> 01:39:17,808
♪
2070
01:39:22,209 --> 01:39:24,176
♪
2071
01:39:54,209 --> 01:39:56,176
♪
2072
01:40:26,209 --> 01:40:28,176
♪
2073
01:40:58,209 --> 01:41:00,176
♪
2074
01:41:30,209 --> 01:41:32,176
♪
2075
01:42:02,209 --> 01:42:04,176
♪
2076
01:42:34,209 --> 01:42:36,176
♪
2077
01:43:06,209 --> 01:43:08,176
♪
2078
01:43:38,209 --> 01:43:40,176
♪
2079
01:44:10,209 --> 01:44:12,176
♪
2080
01:44:33,875 --> 01:44:35,808
(MUSIC FADES)
2081
01:44:35,810 --> 01:44:40,810
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