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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:00:33,933 --> 00:00:36,403 ♪ 3 00:00:56,823 --> 00:00:59,959 ♪ 4 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:24,950 ♪ 5 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:34,869 (INTRODUCTION TO "SET ME FREE" PLAYS) 6 00:02:45,148 --> 00:02:48,417 ♪ 7 00:03:10,873 --> 00:03:14,809 ♪ Set me free, why don't you, babe ♪ 8 00:03:16,245 --> 00:03:20,382 ♪ Get out my life, why don't you, babe ♪ 9 00:03:21,818 --> 00:03:25,086 ♪ You really, you don't want me ♪ 10 00:03:26,322 --> 00:03:30,425 ♪ You keep, keep me hangin' on ♪ 11 00:03:31,427 --> 00:03:32,760 Hey! 12 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:35,997 You sell crack? 13 00:03:38,467 --> 00:03:41,704 No, it's cool. I'm only a cop on TV. 14 00:03:41,705 --> 00:03:44,273 How much... right on. 15 00:03:44,274 --> 00:03:46,943 ♪ Why do ya keep comin' 'round ♪ 16 00:03:46,944 --> 00:03:51,112 ♪ And playin' with my heart? ♪ 17 00:03:54,350 --> 00:03:57,519 ♪ Why don't you get outta my life ♪ 18 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,521 (HORN HONKS) Hey, hey. 19 00:03:59,522 --> 00:04:02,491 ♪ When seein' ya only breaks my heart again ♪ 20 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:04,327 Is this crack? 21 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:05,962 You know how to do it? 22 00:04:05,963 --> 00:04:08,697 ♪ ...there ain't nothin' I can do about it ♪ 23 00:04:08,698 --> 00:04:11,099 (RAUCOUS LAUGHTER) 24 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:17,539 - (HITS HEAD) - Ow! 25 00:04:17,540 --> 00:04:21,276 ♪ Keep me hangin' on ♪ 26 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:27,182 ♪ Get out my life, why don't you, babe ♪ 27 00:04:28,484 --> 00:04:32,554 ♪ Set me free, why don't you, babe ♪ 28 00:04:35,124 --> 00:04:37,992 (LOUD SNORING) 29 00:04:58,714 --> 00:05:00,515 (SIGHS) 30 00:05:07,123 --> 00:05:09,358 (SNORING CONTINUES) 31 00:05:09,359 --> 00:05:10,625 Hey! 32 00:05:12,261 --> 00:05:15,097 Yes. Yes, hello. 33 00:05:15,098 --> 00:05:18,032 I'm having a medical situation. 34 00:05:19,835 --> 00:05:22,204 Yeah, okay, um... 35 00:05:22,205 --> 00:05:25,774 I don't have a belly button. 36 00:05:25,775 --> 00:05:29,145 I do not have a belly button 37 00:05:29,146 --> 00:05:31,280 where I should on my belly, 38 00:05:31,281 --> 00:05:35,918 and I'm concerned because I don't know if that's... 39 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:39,721 Can a person live without a belly button? 40 00:05:39,722 --> 00:05:42,723 'Cause if you think about it, you're born with one... 41 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:47,029 and if you don't have one you're unborn, 42 00:05:47,030 --> 00:05:51,167 and it's really hazy whether you're alive or not. 43 00:05:51,168 --> 00:05:54,435 I guess I'm wondering... 44 00:05:55,537 --> 00:05:57,972 am I alive? 45 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:02,577 Or what if I'm God? 46 00:06:03,545 --> 00:06:05,781 I don't think I need an ambulance, 47 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,184 but I should probably go to the hospital. 48 00:06:08,185 --> 00:06:11,419 Yeah, I should. 49 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:16,525 ♪ 50 00:06:21,430 --> 00:06:25,733 (LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) 51 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:57,498 (SIREN BLARES) 52 00:07:03,973 --> 00:07:06,275 MARGARET: Like you've never done worse! 53 00:07:06,276 --> 00:07:08,527 Okay, yes, he totaled a car, 54 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:10,762 but it was an environmentally friendly car. 55 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:12,365 Why doesn't that get reported? 56 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:16,302 He was heartbroken, betrayed. 57 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:19,405 You say you understand, but you don't... you can't. 58 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:22,141 You're like a big, giant Vulcan. 59 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:23,842 He's coming. I'll call you later. 60 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:28,514 Hi. Margaret. I work for Lola. 61 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:31,050 - Gary. - I know. 62 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:33,585 We need to go out the back. 63 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,554 ♪ 64 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:37,823 Are there reporters out front? 65 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:39,458 A few. 66 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,927 Not Hugh Grant level, more like Robert Downey Jr. 67 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:43,929 When he broke into that family's house 68 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:45,297 and slept in the kid's bed. 69 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,799 I handled episodes two through four for Robert, 70 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,134 so this sort of thing is my specialty. 71 00:07:51,303 --> 00:07:55,074 Okay, just so it's said, this house is flammable. 72 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,775 I didn't mean to burn down my house. 73 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:59,478 Yeah, and I didn't mean to eat my way into 74 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,414 a ten-year shame spiral, but I did, 75 00:08:01,415 --> 00:08:03,949 and it's healthier to acknowledge it. 76 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:05,551 So, this flammable house 77 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:08,421 belongs to one of Lola's other fabulous clients, 78 00:08:08,422 --> 00:08:11,357 who is currently shooting a pilot in Toronto. 79 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:13,792 - An actor? - Writer. 80 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,862 So, for the next six weeks, su casa es su casa. 81 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:18,597 (GIGGLES AND SIGHS) 82 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:20,266 I say feel free to wear his clothes. 83 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,935 He'll probably get a sick thrill out of it. 84 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,103 The gays. 85 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:25,471 He has dogs. 86 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:27,773 Yeah, they're away at summer camp. 87 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:28,939 Now, try the bed. 88 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:37,149 It's fine. 89 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:39,818 - Comfortable? - Sure. 90 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:42,455 Look, Gary, I know this has been 91 00:08:42,456 --> 00:08:45,357 crazy and stressful. 92 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:48,461 I want you to feel safe and comfortable. 93 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:51,297 - I do. - I'm a fan of yours, you know. 94 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:53,265 Your number-one fan! 95 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,267 But if you fuck this up, 96 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:58,504 I will smash your ankles with a sledgehammer. 97 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:00,906 (GIGGLING) And that wouldn't be comfortable 98 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:02,507 for either one of us. 99 00:09:04,243 --> 00:09:06,511 GARY: Nine dogs ran through the field. 100 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:11,148 The koala sits in the tree. 101 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:16,855 It's computer voice-recognition. 102 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:19,858 The parole system can call you any time, day or night. 103 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:21,860 If you don't pick up within five rings, 104 00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:24,796 the police come and haul your ass off. 105 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:26,198 What if I'm not here? 106 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:27,433 (GIGGLES) 107 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,301 That's why they call it "house arrest." 108 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:32,169 You stay inside your house. 109 00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:35,373 He can take direction, I promise. 110 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:38,110 I'll be coming by twice a day 111 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,245 to check up on you. 112 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,180 I should be the only person coming by... 113 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:44,250 no pals, no buddies, no heroin dealers. 114 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,651 I don't do heroin. 115 00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:48,120 Yeah, crack is classy. Mm. 116 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,622 And I'm not buying you porn. 117 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:51,457 There's spray-per-view on cable. 118 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:53,626 Great, 'cause I really wasn't concerned 119 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:56,094 about my career, family, or future. 120 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:57,796 I just wanted to jerk off. 121 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:59,364 Ooh, let me see your phone. 122 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:02,635 Oh! 123 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:03,735 (CLUNK) 124 00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:05,638 Come on, all my numbers are in there. 125 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:07,139 Dial ten digits at random. 126 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,807 Whoever answers will be better 127 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:10,376 than the people on that phone. 128 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:11,610 You have my cell number. 129 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,078 You have delivery menus. 130 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:14,879 You're fine, right? 131 00:10:15,747 --> 00:10:16,881 Oh. 132 00:10:17,749 --> 00:10:19,116 Bad idea. 133 00:10:21,353 --> 00:10:22,587 Be good! 134 00:10:26,758 --> 00:10:29,293 ♪ 135 00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:52,184 ♪ The sun has left and forgotten me ♪ 136 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:55,954 ♪ It's dark I cannot see ♪ 137 00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:59,358 ♪ Why does this rain pour down? ♪ 138 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:02,695 ♪ I'm gonna drown ♪ 139 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:05,497 ♪ In a sea 140 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,566 ♪ Of deep confusion 141 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:10,001 ♪ Somebody told me 142 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,638 ♪ I don't know who ♪ 143 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:17,610 ♪ Whenever you are sad and blue ♪ 144 00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:19,978 ♪ And you're feeling all alone ♪ 145 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:23,215 ♪ And left behind 146 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,784 ♪ Just take a look inside you ? 147 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,286 ♪ And you'll find ♪ 148 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:30,689 - Oh. - ♪ You've gotta hold on ♪ 149 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,858 ♪ Hold on through the night ♪ 150 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:33,992 Keep it. 151 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,895 ♪ Hang on 152 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,497 WOMAN ON TV: Someone was trying 153 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,031 to destroy the evidence. 154 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,568 GARY ON TV: Someone failed. 155 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:45,202 Once we get these samples back to the crime lab... 156 00:11:46,538 --> 00:11:48,606 we'll know who the real killer is. 157 00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:52,043 ♪ Hang on 158 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,546 ♪ Hang on to the vine ? 159 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,115 ♪ Stay on 160 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:59,818 ♪ Soon you'll be divine ? 161 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:02,187 ♪ If you start to cry 162 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:04,823 ♪ Look up to the sky 163 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:07,393 ? Something's coming up ahead ♪ 164 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,696 ♪ To turn your tears to dew instead ♪ 165 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:15,401 ♪ And so I hold on to this advice ♪ 166 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,835 (GIRLS MOANING ON TV) 167 00:12:20,205 --> 00:12:24,710 ♪ If you listen to your heart the whole night through ♪ 168 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:28,681 ♪ Your sunny Sunday will come one day ♪ 169 00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:32,116 ♪ Soon to you 170 00:12:34,953 --> 00:12:37,955 (RUNS TAP) 171 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,664 (OBJECT DROPS) 172 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,366 (DOG TAGS JINGLE) 173 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,333 (DOG'S NAILS CLICK ON FLOOR) 174 00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:59,644 (DOG PATTERING ACROSS FLOOR) 175 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,185 Somebody there? 176 00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:11,155 Hello! 177 00:13:16,161 --> 00:13:18,796 (PHONE RINGING) 178 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:28,505 Hello? 179 00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:31,241 Yes. 180 00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:33,911 Yes. 181 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,782 Nine leopards ran through the jungle. 182 00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:42,587 I bought two cakes at the store. 183 00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:48,360 The house is haunted. 184 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,629 There's a zeitgeist or something. 185 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,364 MARGARET: Poltergeist, and no. 186 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,900 Maybe they were rats. L.A.'s teeming with rats. 187 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,368 They live in the palm trees. 188 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,368 Uh, maybe. 189 00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:00,739 Okay, you know, 190 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,808 I'm a licensed psychotherapist. 191 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:03,876 Really? 192 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:06,144 No, I'm a publicist. 193 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,213 My job is what other people think of you, 194 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:09,848 not what you think of yourself, 195 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,249 so pull your shit together. 196 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,651 I am this close to getting 197 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:15,053 Christine Walsh to do your piece in Parade. 198 00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,456 Parade? I fucking hate Parade. 199 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,791 Everybody hates Parade, 200 00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:20,559 but the people that watch Crim9 Lab 201 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,561 love their Marilyn vos Savant. 202 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,797 One heartfelt act of contrition, 203 00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:26,097 and maybe the show writer 204 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,667 won't kill off your character between seasons. 205 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,069 I swear to God, if you go bat-shit on me... 206 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,438 I'm not crazy. 207 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:35,506 (GASPS) Exactly. Exactly. 208 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,175 ♪ 209 00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:58,696 (CANADIAN ACCENT) Sorry! I'm sorry. 210 00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:01,867 Over here, to your left. 211 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,135 Uh, right. Sorry, right. 212 00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:06,271 I was practicing my putting, 213 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,906 if you can believe that. 214 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,106 Not really. 215 00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:14,646 Okay, maybe I was just looking 216 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,648 for a way to meet my infamous neighbor. 217 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,116 Oh. 218 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,285 You see, I'm under house arrest, too. 219 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,852 What'd you do? 220 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,855 I had sex with my husband. 221 00:15:26,224 --> 00:15:28,026 (LAUGHS) 222 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:29,661 That's awful. 223 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:32,364 Nine months later, I had Jaden. 224 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,565 That's her over there. 225 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,501 She's a cutie. 226 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:38,704 She's sleeping for another... 227 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,305 Oh, 17 minutes. 228 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:41,907 She likes to keep to a schedule. 229 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,475 She seems really boring. 230 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:44,743 She is. 231 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,612 (GRUNTS SYMPATHETICALLY) 232 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,278 You're rich. 233 00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:51,349 Shouldn't you have a nanny from Ecuador? 234 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,051 I'm Canadian. 235 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,052 Oh. 236 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,921 Can't work in the U.S. 237 00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,823 Plus, I want to keep 238 00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,491 this air of moral superiority 239 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,459 by doing everything myself. 240 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,528 Very Canadian. 241 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:03,660 Thanks. 242 00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:11,436 Jaden goes down again around 2:30. 243 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:12,871 Maybe I could stop by? 244 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,739 I'm pretty sure I'll be here. 245 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,175 It's a date. 246 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,675 Is it? 247 00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:26,350 - I'm Sarah, by the way. - Gary. 248 00:16:27,318 --> 00:16:28,552 Yeah, I know. 249 00:17:37,355 --> 00:17:41,358 (PIANO PLAYING WISTFUL TUNE) 250 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,575 "The best of all possible worlds." 251 00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:34,412 Okay. 252 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,747 Voltaire, Candide. 253 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,748 Are you actually reading it? 254 00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:40,317 I thought I was. 255 00:18:41,219 --> 00:18:43,655 Sorry I bailed. Jaden had a fever. 256 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,389 How boring of her. 257 00:18:46,257 --> 00:18:47,659 Housewarming gift! 258 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,961 Mmm. Demon liquor. 259 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,730 And the best part is I can drink it. 260 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,364 I pumped before I came. 261 00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:55,834 So did I. 262 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,736 It's hard to prove that I was only trying 263 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,338 to burn my ex-girlfriend's stuff and not the entire house. 264 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:02,440 Yeah, fire's tricky that way. 265 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,810 Yeah. How 'bout you? 266 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,911 Any history of arson? 267 00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:09,280 Strangely enough... 268 00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:13,018 I knew it. I could see that little spark. 269 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,552 Well, it wasn't arson, probably. 270 00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:20,358 When I was a little girl, our house caught on fire. 271 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:21,727 Oh, shit. 272 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,095 I'll never forget the look 273 00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:24,362 on my father's face 274 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:25,897 as he gathered me up in his arms 275 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,933 and raced through the burning building 276 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,566 out onto the pavement. 277 00:19:30,568 --> 00:19:32,904 I stood there, shivering in my pajamas, 278 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:36,173 and watched the whole world go up in flames. 279 00:19:37,475 --> 00:19:40,979 And when it was over, I said to myself, 280 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:45,050 "Is that all there is to a fire?" 281 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,851 Is that all there is? 282 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:52,624 ♪ Is that all there is? 283 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:56,327 ♪ Is that all there is? 284 00:19:56,328 --> 00:20:00,132 ♪ If that's all there is, my friends ? 285 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:04,402 ♪ Then let's keep dancing ♪ 286 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:07,205 ♪ Let's break out the booze ♪ 287 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,474 ♪ And have a ball 288 00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:19,716 ♪ If that's all there is ♪ 289 00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:24,122 And then I met the most wonderful boy in the world. 290 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,958 We would take long walks by the river. 291 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,761 We'd sit for hours gazing into each other's eyes. 292 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,962 We were so very much in love. 293 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:35,400 And then one day he went away, 294 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,536 and I thought I'd die, but I didn't. 295 00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:42,407 And when I didn't, I said to myself, 296 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:46,410 "Is that all there is to love?" 297 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:53,084 ♪ Is that all there is 298 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,554 ♪ Is that all there is 299 00:20:56,555 --> 00:21:00,125 ♪ If that's all there is, my friends ♪ 300 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:02,226 ♪ Then let's keep... ♪ 301 00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:04,629 I know what you're thinking. 302 00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,464 If that's the way she feels about it, 303 00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:08,733 why doesn't she just end it all? 304 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,235 Oh, no. 305 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:11,303 I'm in no hurry 306 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:14,572 for that final disappointment. 307 00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:17,342 I know as sure as I'm standing here 308 00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:19,110 talking to you, 309 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,979 that when that final moment comes 310 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,181 and I'm breathing my last breath, 311 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:26,151 I'll be saying to myself... 312 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:29,754 ♪ Is that all there is 313 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:33,725 ♪ Is that all there is 314 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:37,495 ♪ If that's all there is, my friends ♪ 315 00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:41,032 ♪ Then let's keep dancing ♪ 316 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:47,504 ♪ Let's break out the booze and have a ball ♪ 317 00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:53,745 - ♪ If that's all... ♪ - (JADEN CRYING) 318 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:56,848 - I need to go. - What? 319 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,350 - Oh! Oh, sh... - It's okay. 320 00:21:58,351 --> 00:21:59,717 Sorry, sorry. 321 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:01,052 Where are my shoes? 322 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:02,787 - Wait, just... - Sorry. 323 00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:04,822 Don't worry about it. Just... 324 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,458 I should go. Good-bye. 325 00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:08,658 You coming back? 326 00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:27,011 (PANTING) 327 00:23:03,181 --> 00:23:06,584 SARAH: ♪ And if that mockingbird won't sing ♪ 328 00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:10,756 ♪ Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring ♪ 329 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:13,992 ♪ And if that cart and bull fall down ♪ 330 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:18,529 ♪ You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town ♪ 331 00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:20,031 Good night, sweetheart. 332 00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,198 Good night. 333 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,738 MAN: The cat says, "Meow." 334 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,007 The pig says, "Oink." 335 00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:32,210 The cow says, "Moo." 336 00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:35,247 The cow says, "Moo." 337 00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:38,183 The cow says, "Moo." 338 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:40,685 The dog says, "Nine. 339 00:23:40,686 --> 00:23:45,356 Nine, nine, nine, nine." 340 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:47,993 (PHONE RINGS) 341 00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,126 Hello? 342 00:23:50,295 --> 00:23:53,097 Yes. Yes. 343 00:23:54,565 --> 00:23:57,001 Two trains run through the forest. 344 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,175 (BEEPS) 345 00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:08,113 Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine... 346 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:11,482 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 347 00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:12,716 (STARTLES) 348 00:24:18,589 --> 00:24:19,590 (MOUSETRAP CLICKS) 349 00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:21,492 Ow! Shit. 350 00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:23,127 Oh! 351 00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:32,403 (DOG PATTERING) 352 00:24:41,179 --> 00:24:43,580 (PANTING) 353 00:24:54,392 --> 00:24:55,892 Fuck. 354 00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:00,297 (BANGING) 355 00:25:01,432 --> 00:25:03,967 Jesus, you scared the shit out of me. 356 00:25:08,606 --> 00:25:11,776 What... I don't... I'm sorry. 357 00:25:11,777 --> 00:25:13,810 Oh, no, I'm... 358 00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:17,114 I'm fine. I'll be fine, yeah. 359 00:25:19,817 --> 00:25:21,718 Where are your parents? 360 00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:25,623 No, no, no, your mom and dad. 361 00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:27,391 Where's your mom and dad? 362 00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:32,063 I don't know what you're saying. 363 00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:33,965 Look, hey, look, (STUTTERING) 364 00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:35,267 I don't speak that, 365 00:25:35,268 --> 00:25:39,404 so just go back to wherever you came from. 366 00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:40,772 You shouldn't be out here. 367 00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:41,973 No, no, no. Go... 368 00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:43,741 It's not safe for you to be out here. 369 00:25:43,742 --> 00:25:45,175 You should go back, okay? 370 00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:52,717 (SIREN SQUAWKS) 371 00:25:52,718 --> 00:25:54,084 Oh, shit. 372 00:25:56,854 --> 00:25:58,522 (DISPATCH RADIO BUZZES) 373 00:26:04,329 --> 00:26:06,430 Evening, Officers. 374 00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:13,305 MARGARET: Once again, house arrest 375 00:26:13,306 --> 00:26:15,941 means you stay inside your house. 376 00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:18,442 Think of it like an electronic leash. 377 00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:19,610 (CLICKS) 378 00:26:19,611 --> 00:26:20,678 If you even go more 379 00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:22,680 than 100 feet from the base station, 380 00:26:22,681 --> 00:26:24,950 the cops come, and they throw your ass in jail. 381 00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:27,118 If you ever try to take it off, the cops come, 382 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,719 and they throw your ass in jail. 383 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,589 If they ever detect drugs or alcohol in your system... 384 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,059 Cops come. Throw my ass in jail. 385 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:37,128 (LAUGHS) No, I kick your ass. 386 00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:39,364 Then the cops come and throw your ass in jail. 387 00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:40,999 Do I still have to answer the phone? 388 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,434 No, I'll be doing that from now on. 389 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:43,868 I'm moving into the guest room. 390 00:26:43,869 --> 00:26:45,370 I don't need a babysitter. 391 00:26:45,371 --> 00:26:48,573 (GIGGLING) Despite all evidence to the contrary. 392 00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:50,541 Don't worry, I'm a cool roomie. 393 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:53,710 Who do you think taught Affleck how to gamble? 394 00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:59,317 (SIREN BLARES) 395 00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:02,020 Let's never hear that again! Hmm? 396 00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:06,491 ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine. 397 00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:08,425 One hundred feet. 398 00:27:10,828 --> 00:27:13,365 Behold, the edge of your world. 399 00:27:13,366 --> 00:27:15,533 In the world, out of the world. 400 00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:17,135 In the world, out of the world... 401 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,669 In the world, out of the world. 402 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:21,906 In the world, out of the world. Hey, I'm dancing! 403 00:27:21,907 --> 00:27:25,377 (LAUGHING) Huh? 404 00:27:25,378 --> 00:27:27,178 Sure, absolutely. 405 00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:29,814 So the guy's like, "Do you know fencing?" 406 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:32,350 And I say, "That's what it says on my headshot." 407 00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:35,086 - Lies. - Oh, always. Always. 408 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:38,089 So he says to me, "Foil or 'epi'?" 409 00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:40,591 - Epée! - And I say I'm about equal in both... 410 00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:42,160 - Which is true! - Exactly. 411 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:45,663 Anyway, he throws me this fucking Conan sword, right? 412 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:49,401 (CRACKING UP) And then he just starts going after me. 413 00:27:49,402 --> 00:27:51,169 - Oh, my gosh! - I'm just swinging. 414 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,937 I'm just trying to stay alive, right, 415 00:27:52,938 --> 00:27:54,105 with my eyes closed, 416 00:27:54,106 --> 00:27:56,441 and I end up accidentally cutting his ear. 417 00:27:56,442 --> 00:27:57,675 You cut off his ear? 418 00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,045 Yeah... well, no, no, just a little, right. 419 00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:01,846 But I ended up getting the job. 420 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:04,249 Wait, you were in Pirates of the Caribbean? 421 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:06,217 Yeah. No, no. 422 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:08,319 No, not the movie, the ride. 423 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,088 I was all, like, 424 00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:12,623 "Arr, keep both hands inside the boat." 425 00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:14,492 - (LAUGHS) Ew! - You. 426 00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:16,761 Don't. No finger. 427 00:28:16,762 --> 00:28:18,396 Good night, fuckface. 428 00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:20,063 Good night, you filthy whore. 429 00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:23,268 (GIGGLES) 430 00:28:23,269 --> 00:28:26,504 ♪ 431 00:28:26,505 --> 00:28:28,173 MARGARET: It's incredible. 432 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:29,474 Whenever I see them, 433 00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:32,544 I always feel like... damn. 434 00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:34,412 I was born at the wrong time. 435 00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:36,247 Exactly. 436 00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:39,417 ♪ ...all around the globe Paper plane ♪ 437 00:28:39,418 --> 00:28:41,586 - (LAUGHING) - (YELLS) 438 00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:45,422 ♪ Getting seasick Sorry once again ♪ 439 00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:51,429 ♪ Landing strip is getting near ♪ 440 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:54,665 ♪ Hope the pilots make it clear ♪ 441 00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:58,468 ♪ Then I realized my paper plane ? 442 00:29:00,605 --> 00:29:03,741 ♪ Wasn't really up there with me ♪ 443 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,877 ♪ We all make mistakes Forgive me ? 444 00:29:06,878 --> 00:29:11,448 ♪ Would you like to ride in my paper plane? ♪ 445 00:29:13,318 --> 00:29:15,487 - Where's the warden? - Groceries. 446 00:29:15,488 --> 00:29:17,587 Huh. Quite the little missus. 447 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:22,460 - How's Jaden? - Boring. 448 00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:24,462 We haven't had nearly the grand old time 449 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:25,763 you two have been having. 450 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:26,998 You've been watching. 451 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:29,300 Well, I don't want to meddle in your affairs. 452 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:30,535 My affairs? 453 00:29:30,536 --> 00:29:32,504 Everyone needs affection. I get it. 454 00:29:32,505 --> 00:29:35,206 I don't. Are you seriously jealous? 455 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:36,608 The opposite. 456 00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:38,343 I just want to protect her. 457 00:29:38,344 --> 00:29:41,379 - From what? - From you. 458 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:43,148 Look at you. You date models, 459 00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:45,350 actresses, tennis players. 460 00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:46,417 Yeah? 461 00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:47,818 On a scale of one to ten, 462 00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:49,720 you belong with the nines. 463 00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:51,988 We both know you won't settle for less. 464 00:29:57,562 --> 00:29:58,729 (SLAMS DOOR) 465 00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:02,767 MARGARET: What are the nines? 466 00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:04,101 What? 467 00:30:04,102 --> 00:30:05,569 "Look for the nines"? 468 00:30:08,239 --> 00:30:09,641 It's not mine. 469 00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:12,677 - It's your handwriting. - I didn't write it. 470 00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:14,045 Okay. 471 00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:16,179 (WRENCH SQUEAKING) 472 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,158 Allee... allee... all come free. 473 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:32,328 What? 474 00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:35,032 Nothing. 475 00:30:35,033 --> 00:30:36,867 Seriously. What? 476 00:30:37,735 --> 00:30:40,437 Nothing. I thought you were... 477 00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:45,542 Forget it. Done. Sorry. 478 00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:01,458 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 479 00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:07,632 Hiya. Hi. 480 00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:08,799 What? 481 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,636 I have to take this. 482 00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:13,238 Who thought it was a good idea 483 00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:15,338 to let Courtney into a pottery shop? 484 00:31:47,805 --> 00:31:50,574 (ROLLS DICE) 485 00:32:03,521 --> 00:32:05,021 I know who you are. 486 00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:10,861 - Really. - I know what you are. 487 00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:12,330 If you come near him again... 488 00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:13,763 You'll what? 489 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:17,935 What are you gonna do about it, mm... 490 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:21,606 sorry, what's he calling you? 491 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:22,873 Margaret. 492 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:26,243 I like that. Margaret. Classic. 493 00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:27,779 Why don't you leave him alone? 494 00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:31,182 Alone? He can't be left alone. He's an actor. 495 00:32:31,183 --> 00:32:32,784 If no one's watching him, 496 00:32:32,785 --> 00:32:34,951 he doesn't really exist. 497 00:32:35,853 --> 00:32:37,687 And for the record... 498 00:32:39,023 --> 00:32:41,925 I'm not the one deceiving him. 499 00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:44,562 He'll figure it out eventually, 500 00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:47,263 and when he does, who do you think he's going to blame? 501 00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,383 Good night, rat face. 502 00:33:08,252 --> 00:33:09,452 Good night. 503 00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:55,632 SARAH: Hey, neighbor. 504 00:33:57,368 --> 00:34:00,872 Sorry for the psychotic episode. 505 00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:02,238 Okay. 506 00:34:03,107 --> 00:34:04,208 Are you okay? 507 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:06,943 You look a little "Beautiful Mind" -ish. 508 00:34:08,979 --> 00:34:11,848 How many times should the number nine come up? 509 00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:14,218 Probablistically? 510 00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,521 Uh, "probablistically"? 511 00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:18,254 You know what I mean. 512 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:21,426 One time out of ten. 513 00:34:21,427 --> 00:34:23,526 How about every time? 514 00:34:25,129 --> 00:34:28,098 But they only show up when you look for them. 515 00:34:28,099 --> 00:34:31,334 Looking for them changes things. 516 00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:35,005 Some of these are prices, 517 00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:36,774 and there's gonna be a lot of nines. 518 00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:39,208 There's something wrong. (CLEARS THROAT) 519 00:34:40,545 --> 00:34:42,779 There's something wrong with the world. 520 00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:48,719 I can get you out of here, 521 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,521 but you have to trust me. 522 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:52,455 MARGARET: Good morning. 523 00:34:54,325 --> 00:34:55,591 Everything okay? 524 00:34:56,561 --> 00:34:57,829 Peachy. 525 00:34:57,830 --> 00:34:59,964 Peachy's good. I like peaches. 526 00:34:59,965 --> 00:35:03,901 (LAUGHS) You want coffee? 527 00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:06,335 Uh, yeah. Eh. 528 00:35:14,545 --> 00:35:16,546 What do I do? 529 00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:19,415 Do you trust me? 530 00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:31,561 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) 531 00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:34,497 Gary? 532 00:35:37,134 --> 00:35:38,736 You okay? 533 00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:40,638 No. 534 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:41,873 Oh? 535 00:35:41,874 --> 00:35:43,440 Tell me about the nines. 536 00:35:43,441 --> 00:35:45,543 The nines? 537 00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:47,010 The nines. 538 00:35:48,245 --> 00:35:49,947 It's sort of hard to start there. 539 00:35:49,948 --> 00:35:54,201 Try, and don't tell me I'm imagining it, 540 00:35:54,202 --> 00:35:56,170 'cause they're showing up everywhere, 541 00:35:56,171 --> 00:35:57,537 and I want to know why. 542 00:35:58,605 --> 00:35:59,941 Best guess? 543 00:35:59,942 --> 00:36:02,143 They're your subconscious 544 00:36:02,144 --> 00:36:04,777 trying to remind you who you are. 545 00:36:08,115 --> 00:36:09,883 I'm a nine? 546 00:36:09,884 --> 00:36:11,319 Yes. 547 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,220 Doesn't make much sense out of context. 548 00:36:15,622 --> 00:36:17,591 You're not gonna understand this yet, 549 00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:19,927 but... we've known each other 550 00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:22,028 for, like, 25 years. 551 00:36:23,297 --> 00:36:25,666 One day when I was 12, 552 00:36:25,667 --> 00:36:27,969 you called me out of the blue 553 00:36:27,970 --> 00:36:30,671 and we've been talking ever since. 554 00:36:30,672 --> 00:36:32,773 Talking. 555 00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:35,343 On the phone, usually. 556 00:36:35,344 --> 00:36:37,610 I never met you before I came here. 557 00:36:39,813 --> 00:36:42,649 You, Gary, never met me, no, 558 00:36:42,650 --> 00:36:46,553 but you're not always... 559 00:36:46,554 --> 00:36:47,688 I can understand 560 00:36:47,689 --> 00:36:49,423 why you're a little confused. 561 00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:51,023 No, no. 562 00:36:51,892 --> 00:36:54,827 I'm a lot confused. 563 00:37:08,075 --> 00:37:09,342 Theories? 564 00:37:10,211 --> 00:37:12,812 - This is all a dream? - No. 565 00:37:15,383 --> 00:37:18,551 - I'm in a coma? - No. 566 00:37:21,055 --> 00:37:23,524 GARY: Then I'm dead? 567 00:37:23,525 --> 00:37:27,361 This is hell or a purgatorium or something? 568 00:37:27,362 --> 00:37:30,797 Okay, purgatorium is where Romans vomited, 569 00:37:30,798 --> 00:37:36,037 but no, this is as real as anything can be. 570 00:37:36,038 --> 00:37:37,804 What does that mean? 571 00:37:37,805 --> 00:37:40,341 Everything is what it is, 572 00:37:40,342 --> 00:37:43,276 but you're not who you think you are. 573 00:37:45,246 --> 00:37:49,016 God, no, Gary, please don't. 574 00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:51,318 You can't trust her. She's a nine. 575 00:37:51,319 --> 00:37:53,654 You don't know what you're doing. 576 00:37:53,655 --> 00:37:57,091 Okay, so what happens if I cross this line? 577 00:37:57,092 --> 00:37:59,925 I don't know, but it's not good. 578 00:38:02,896 --> 00:38:03,964 (BEEPS) 579 00:38:03,965 --> 00:38:06,299 (SIREN BLARES) 580 00:38:12,706 --> 00:38:13,874 Oh, shit. 581 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,441 (RUMBLING) 582 00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:32,593 ANNOUNCER: Previously on "Behind the Screen"... 583 00:38:32,594 --> 00:38:33,961 SUSAN: Gavin Taylor is one 584 00:38:33,962 --> 00:38:35,796 of the best TV writers out there. 585 00:38:35,797 --> 00:38:38,432 Every network would kill to work with him. 586 00:38:38,433 --> 00:38:40,368 - Good to see you! Mwah. - You look wonderful. 587 00:38:40,369 --> 00:38:41,535 My name's Gavin Taylor. 588 00:38:41,536 --> 00:38:43,203 I'm a film and television writer. 589 00:38:43,204 --> 00:38:45,406 Knowing is a one-hour drama 590 00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:47,608 about a woman whose husband disappears. 591 00:38:47,609 --> 00:38:50,411 She believes that her daughter is the key to a dark conspiracy. 592 00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:52,280 Even way back into The Fugitive, 593 00:38:52,281 --> 00:38:54,181 where they didn't have the full setup 594 00:38:54,182 --> 00:38:56,116 and the payoff in each episode. 595 00:38:56,117 --> 00:38:58,786 Knowing is not gonna be Crim9 Lab, 596 00:38:58,787 --> 00:39:00,721 not the popular kind of mystery shows 597 00:39:00,722 --> 00:39:02,323 that are out there, today, 598 00:39:02,324 --> 00:39:03,991 where we get all the answers. 599 00:39:03,992 --> 00:39:06,026 trying to figure out how long 600 00:39:06,027 --> 00:39:08,262 is the attention span of today's audience. 601 00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:09,430 So, boil it down for me. 602 00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:11,766 Give me one line that we can really 603 00:39:11,767 --> 00:39:13,534 set Roger on fire with, here. 604 00:39:13,535 --> 00:39:17,336 Basically, it's like Rosemary's Toddler. 605 00:39:20,541 --> 00:39:23,209 My favorite movie. That's my favorite film. 606 00:39:26,013 --> 00:39:28,482 We sold it in the room. 607 00:39:28,483 --> 00:39:30,384 Just tell me Roger liked the script. 608 00:39:30,385 --> 00:39:31,686 You're shooting a pilot. 609 00:39:31,687 --> 00:39:33,220 Melissa McCarthy is my first 610 00:39:33,221 --> 00:39:34,822 and only choice for the lead. 611 00:39:34,823 --> 00:39:37,356 writing a show for you. For you. 612 00:39:38,359 --> 00:39:39,960 - Really? - Yes. 613 00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:42,830 MARY: Gavin and I have been friends forever. 614 00:39:42,831 --> 00:39:45,366 It's delightful to be working on Knowing, 615 00:39:45,367 --> 00:39:47,368 and it's, you know, not surprisingly, 616 00:39:47,369 --> 00:39:49,704 a fantastic script, and it's a great cast. 617 00:39:49,705 --> 00:39:51,539 Gilmore Girls has been great, 618 00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:53,574 but, you know, I'm excited to go 619 00:39:53,575 --> 00:39:56,510 and to have something this great to go into. 620 00:39:56,511 --> 00:39:58,646 I totally trust Gavin. 621 00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:02,082 GAVIN: The only way we can afford to shoot the pilot is in Canada. 622 00:40:02,083 --> 00:40:04,752 - I can't believe we're shooting it... - A 15-day shoot versus... 623 00:40:04,753 --> 00:40:06,554 This is not an argument I'm going to win. 624 00:40:06,555 --> 00:40:10,189 It's really hard to think about leaving for six weeks. 625 00:40:12,460 --> 00:40:15,195 Puggies. 626 00:40:15,196 --> 00:40:16,397 Action. 627 00:40:16,398 --> 00:40:18,431 ♪ 628 00:40:25,022 --> 00:40:27,491 ♪ Through the back door 629 00:40:27,492 --> 00:40:29,142 (JET ENGINE ROARS) 630 00:40:30,745 --> 00:40:33,146 (MAN ON P.A., INDISTINCTLY) 631 00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:36,749 ♪ Through the back door 632 00:40:40,087 --> 00:40:41,889 Puggies! 633 00:40:41,890 --> 00:40:44,725 (BABY TALKING) 634 00:40:44,726 --> 00:40:45,960 Where's your brother? 635 00:40:45,961 --> 00:40:48,562 It's just so weird being back. 636 00:40:48,563 --> 00:40:51,431 It just doesn't feel like my house anymore. 637 00:40:56,237 --> 00:40:58,304 (PLAYING "KNOWING") 638 00:41:18,492 --> 00:41:19,593 At this stage, 639 00:41:19,594 --> 00:41:21,295 you have the script that you wrote 640 00:41:21,296 --> 00:41:22,763 and the film that you shot, 641 00:41:22,764 --> 00:41:24,832 but you don't know how it's gonna come together. 642 00:41:24,833 --> 00:41:26,866 You just know how you want it to feel. 643 00:41:39,046 --> 00:41:40,314 MARY: Be careful. 644 00:41:40,315 --> 00:41:42,715 Understand? You have to use big girl hands. 645 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,752 You want to see where we were today? 646 00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:48,587 Okay, hit play. This button. 647 00:41:49,489 --> 00:41:51,525 (LAUGHS) Look! 648 00:41:51,526 --> 00:41:55,296 There's you and there's Daddy. 649 00:41:55,297 --> 00:41:57,830 Oh, a little movie star, huh? 650 00:42:01,836 --> 00:42:04,904 Oh, he'll be back soon. Don't you worry. 651 00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:10,744 I don't know if we need the cold open. 652 00:42:10,745 --> 00:42:13,747 I think we want to get right to the story. 653 00:42:13,748 --> 00:42:17,117 - The story's so strong. - Excuse me? 654 00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:19,019 Is there any way we could be more clear 655 00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:21,155 about why Mary's so freaked out at that moment? 656 00:42:21,156 --> 00:42:26,760 Wow... I think it's pretty obvious and dramatic. 657 00:42:26,761 --> 00:42:28,963 It is, it's dramatic, but, you know, 658 00:42:28,964 --> 00:42:30,898 that's Roger's big thing this season, 659 00:42:30,899 --> 00:42:32,833 is never let the audience be confused. 660 00:42:32,834 --> 00:42:36,603 Oh, my God, that's just a huge thing to remove. 661 00:42:36,604 --> 00:42:39,340 No, it's just, you know, let's see it without it. 662 00:42:39,341 --> 00:42:42,743 Humor. You know, life is full of funny little strange moments. 663 00:42:42,744 --> 00:42:46,280 I'm just wondering if there could be, like, not a belly laugh... 664 00:42:46,281 --> 00:42:47,948 I invited Susan to see a rough cut 665 00:42:47,949 --> 00:42:49,350 because I trust her taste. 666 00:42:49,351 --> 00:42:50,851 More importantly, 667 00:42:50,852 --> 00:42:53,620 I trust her as a barometer of Roger's taste. 668 00:42:53,621 --> 00:42:55,521 to give the audience a little... 669 00:42:57,758 --> 00:43:00,094 Uh, yeah, I mean... 670 00:43:00,095 --> 00:43:02,829 Unfortunately, in this process, 671 00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:05,065 it comes down to the decision of one person, 672 00:43:05,066 --> 00:43:06,466 and that person's Roger. 673 00:43:06,467 --> 00:43:08,468 MARY: I was thinking we could all go down 674 00:43:08,469 --> 00:43:10,637 to El Cholo for dinner tonight. 675 00:43:10,638 --> 00:43:13,607 How do you feel about some blue corn enchiladas? 676 00:43:13,608 --> 00:43:15,808 Should we ask Daddy when he gets back? 677 00:43:18,312 --> 00:43:20,379 He's not coming back. 678 00:43:21,648 --> 00:43:23,550 Okay, stop. 679 00:43:23,551 --> 00:43:25,852 We just need to slip a wild line for you 680 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:27,087 over the shot of Noelle. 681 00:43:27,088 --> 00:43:28,155 What's the line? 682 00:43:28,156 --> 00:43:29,223 "How could you." 683 00:43:29,224 --> 00:43:32,192 - How could you. - How could you. 684 00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:34,661 It sounds like kosher drug paraphernalia. 685 00:43:34,662 --> 00:43:35,729 "Hey, Schmuley! 686 00:43:35,730 --> 00:43:37,764 Have a hook on the Hookajew." 687 00:43:37,765 --> 00:43:40,833 I know. It's just for the test screening. 688 00:43:42,836 --> 00:43:44,939 They really think people won't get it? 689 00:43:44,940 --> 00:43:46,972 The dumb people might not. 690 00:43:47,874 --> 00:43:49,343 I didn't think we were making 691 00:43:49,344 --> 00:43:50,677 the show for dumb people. 692 00:43:50,678 --> 00:43:52,246 Yeah. 693 00:43:52,247 --> 00:43:53,580 NOELLE: He's not coming back. 694 00:43:53,581 --> 00:43:55,682 (RECORDER BEEPS) 695 00:43:55,683 --> 00:43:57,151 How could you? 696 00:43:57,152 --> 00:43:58,917 How could you?! 697 00:43:59,786 --> 00:44:01,088 How could you. 698 00:44:01,089 --> 00:44:02,688 How could you. 699 00:44:03,557 --> 00:44:04,691 How could you...? 700 00:44:04,692 --> 00:44:06,660 - One more. - How could you? 701 00:44:06,661 --> 00:44:07,727 Cut. Perfect. 702 00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:09,096 I feel so dirty. 703 00:44:09,097 --> 00:44:10,431 That's how I like it. 704 00:44:10,432 --> 00:44:12,466 Uh! (LAUGHS) 705 00:44:12,467 --> 00:44:13,832 I like that one. 706 00:44:17,254 --> 00:44:19,189 I want to thank you all very much for coming. 707 00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:22,592 The show is "Knowing." It's a brand-new pilot. 708 00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:24,028 Here, in this audience today, 709 00:44:24,029 --> 00:44:26,096 you are the very first people to see it, 710 00:44:26,097 --> 00:44:28,432 and after it's over, I will come back here 711 00:44:28,433 --> 00:44:30,901 and we'll all fill out a comment card on our thoughts. 712 00:44:30,902 --> 00:44:32,935 That being said, enjoy the show. 713 00:44:35,305 --> 00:44:39,609 (DRAMATIC TUNE PLAYING) 714 00:44:47,317 --> 00:44:49,653 Please take as much time as you like. 715 00:44:49,654 --> 00:44:51,355 There's no rush with this whatsoever. 716 00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:52,622 When you are finished, 717 00:44:52,623 --> 00:44:55,325 we're gonna break into two separate groups... 718 00:44:55,326 --> 00:44:58,026 men and women... and then we'll discuss. 719 00:44:59,430 --> 00:45:02,399 One of the most important things in any new show 720 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,701 is how you feel about the characters. 721 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:07,171 If you like the characters, 722 00:45:07,172 --> 00:45:09,306 you're more likely to tune in next week. 723 00:45:09,307 --> 00:45:11,275 Let's find out about these characters. 724 00:45:11,276 --> 00:45:13,210 Show of hands... how many of you liked 725 00:45:13,211 --> 00:45:15,079 the character of Gabriel? 726 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,847 One, two, three, four, five, six. 727 00:45:17,848 --> 00:45:19,516 How 'bout Mary? 728 00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:22,286 One, two, three, four. 729 00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:23,486 Noelle? 730 00:45:24,821 --> 00:45:27,157 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 731 00:45:27,158 --> 00:45:28,358 So, it's everybody. 732 00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:29,558 Sierra? 733 00:45:30,427 --> 00:45:33,029 One, two, three, four. Ah. 734 00:45:33,030 --> 00:45:34,898 SUSAN: That's it? 735 00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:37,534 Is there anything confusing in the storyline 736 00:45:37,535 --> 00:45:39,769 that's not resolved for you? 737 00:45:39,770 --> 00:45:41,905 Look at this guy. This guy hasn't budged. 738 00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:42,973 His eyes are shut. 739 00:45:42,974 --> 00:45:44,774 That's helpful. Thank you. 740 00:45:44,775 --> 00:45:46,910 I hate it in movies and TV shows when they 741 00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:49,546 leave the car windows down when they totally wouldn't. 742 00:45:49,547 --> 00:45:52,249 - So they can see the camera? - What's the difference. 743 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,584 Want to see the camera? 744 00:45:53,585 --> 00:45:55,852 Was this an issue for anybody else? 745 00:45:55,853 --> 00:45:57,787 One. 746 00:45:57,788 --> 00:45:59,289 Any other confusions? 747 00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:02,792 Yeah. Was the little girl deaf or was she just mute? 748 00:46:02,793 --> 00:46:04,495 Oh! 749 00:46:04,496 --> 00:46:07,464 Is the little girl deaf or mute... is she deaf or mute? 750 00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:09,233 I'm saying what would you say to him? 751 00:46:09,234 --> 00:46:10,734 I'm not saying I don't know. 752 00:46:10,735 --> 00:46:14,271 Come on. We're not signing to her, she's signing to us. 753 00:46:14,272 --> 00:46:15,672 We're just speaking to her, 754 00:46:15,673 --> 00:46:17,341 and she seems to understand it. 755 00:46:17,342 --> 00:46:19,276 I thought that was quite clear. 756 00:46:19,277 --> 00:46:20,876 That guy's staring at me. 757 00:46:22,078 --> 00:46:23,946 He can't see you. 758 00:46:25,849 --> 00:46:27,784 God, he's staring at me. 759 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:30,018 I just waved, and he nodded his head. 760 00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:35,524 He can't see you. Can't see us. 761 00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:40,164 Susan, he's looking right at me. 762 00:46:40,165 --> 00:46:41,598 You didn't raise your hand 763 00:46:41,599 --> 00:46:43,233 to any questions. Any thoughts? 764 00:46:43,234 --> 00:46:44,268 It's not real. 765 00:46:44,269 --> 00:46:45,269 What does that mean? 766 00:46:45,270 --> 00:46:46,336 The show's not real. 767 00:46:46,337 --> 00:46:48,104 Why can't you see that? Jesus! 768 00:46:48,105 --> 00:46:50,073 What, are you fucking blind?! 769 00:46:50,074 --> 00:46:52,242 You think you're above this, don't you? 770 00:46:52,243 --> 00:46:55,345 You are trapped here with the rest of us, brother. 771 00:46:55,346 --> 00:46:57,514 Get out. Get out! 772 00:46:57,515 --> 00:46:59,582 Oblivio accebit! 773 00:47:08,058 --> 00:47:09,792 Oh, my God. 774 00:47:10,827 --> 00:47:12,128 You okay? 775 00:47:12,129 --> 00:47:13,896 Yeah, but what was that? 776 00:47:15,232 --> 00:47:17,534 Oh, my God. 777 00:47:17,535 --> 00:47:18,435 I don't know. 778 00:47:18,436 --> 00:47:20,837 The guy was crazy, clearly, I just... 779 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,706 I mean, the show's a little bit twisted, 780 00:47:22,707 --> 00:47:24,974 so maybe it flipped something in him, I don't know. 781 00:47:24,975 --> 00:47:26,577 DIRECTOR: What did he say? 782 00:47:26,578 --> 00:47:30,547 He said, "Oblivio accebit." 783 00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:33,916 It's Latin, "oblivion approaches." 784 00:47:34,818 --> 00:47:36,220 What does that mean? 785 00:47:36,221 --> 00:47:39,556 Other than the world is coming to an end? 786 00:47:39,557 --> 00:47:42,492 "Oblivio" can also mean, uh, forgetting. 787 00:47:42,493 --> 00:47:44,159 Forgetfulness. 788 00:47:45,462 --> 00:47:47,764 (MUMBLES) 789 00:47:47,765 --> 00:47:49,600 But I think that's what I'm gonna do. 790 00:47:49,601 --> 00:47:51,301 Forget it. 791 00:47:51,302 --> 00:47:53,870 MARY: He was a terrible comedian and his mom ran the Improv. 792 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,339 GAVIN: Oh, my God, Pauly Shore. 793 00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:57,040 You're not helping me at all! 794 00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:58,308 (LAUGHING) 795 00:47:58,309 --> 00:48:00,977 (EXCLAIMING) 796 00:48:00,978 --> 00:48:03,780 Designer that was unfortunately killed in Miami outside of his house. 797 00:48:03,781 --> 00:48:04,981 Gianni Versace! 798 00:48:04,982 --> 00:48:05,982 (OTHERS EXCLAIM) 799 00:48:05,983 --> 00:48:07,484 One word for both of them. 800 00:48:07,485 --> 00:48:09,453 Br-Brangelina. 801 00:48:09,454 --> 00:48:11,355 Oh, uh... 802 00:48:11,356 --> 00:48:13,956 This is a hard one, and I don't know how to do it. 803 00:48:15,592 --> 00:48:18,194 You're giving... you and I should switch, 804 00:48:18,195 --> 00:48:20,597 because that's... you're... 805 00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:24,334 (CHATTERING) 806 00:48:24,335 --> 00:48:26,870 three weeks later. I remember that. 807 00:48:26,871 --> 00:48:28,737 (ALL LAUGHING) 808 00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:36,045 Did you have a chance to look at those cards yet? 809 00:48:36,046 --> 00:48:37,881 From the screening? 810 00:48:37,882 --> 00:48:40,717 Pardon me. Ooh! 811 00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:43,353 - Daddy needs a drink. - Help yourself then. 812 00:48:43,354 --> 00:48:45,188 BEN: Hey, woman! Where's my drink? 813 00:48:45,189 --> 00:48:47,391 I'm-a comin'! 814 00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:49,326 But I still love you most. 815 00:48:49,327 --> 00:48:51,395 People will write things on those cards 816 00:48:51,396 --> 00:48:53,297 that they won't say in a focus group. 817 00:48:53,298 --> 00:48:54,964 They get more specific. 818 00:48:54,965 --> 00:48:57,734 Roger says, you know, forget about the people 819 00:48:57,735 --> 00:48:59,736 who score you in the twos and threes, 820 00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:01,838 because they're never gonna like your show. 821 00:49:01,839 --> 00:49:04,240 Instead, look for the nines. 822 00:49:04,241 --> 00:49:05,742 The nines. 823 00:49:05,743 --> 00:49:08,077 They're the ones who think your show 824 00:49:08,078 --> 00:49:10,314 is almost the best thing they've ever seen. 825 00:49:10,315 --> 00:49:11,381 They get your vision, 826 00:49:11,382 --> 00:49:13,350 they just want it to be better. 827 00:49:13,351 --> 00:49:16,286 MARY: Round two is starting without you! 828 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:19,323 - You gonna look at those cards? - Absolutely. 829 00:49:19,324 --> 00:49:20,455 - Yeah? - Yep. 830 00:49:24,994 --> 00:49:27,863 (CLUCKING) 831 00:49:29,265 --> 00:49:32,167 (GUY TALKING IN LIVING ROOM) 832 00:49:40,677 --> 00:49:42,546 Sometimes the numbers point things out 833 00:49:42,547 --> 00:49:44,681 that you didn't want to admit to yourself, 834 00:49:44,682 --> 00:49:46,850 and in this case, it's Melissa. 835 00:49:46,851 --> 00:49:48,719 Well, her overall scores were okay, 836 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:51,788 but if you look at the people who scored the show the highest, 837 00:49:51,789 --> 00:49:54,825 the one consistent dip was Melissa. 838 00:49:54,826 --> 00:49:57,327 There's some sort of subtle undertones 839 00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:59,295 of negativity there. 840 00:49:59,296 --> 00:50:00,997 Well, Gavin, the show is testing 841 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:02,466 very well in the Midwest, 842 00:50:02,467 --> 00:50:04,234 but it's not doing well in the urban areas, 843 00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:06,770 and it's not doing well with men. 844 00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:08,204 We've got a major problem, 845 00:50:08,205 --> 00:50:09,239 and I really need you 846 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:10,707 to think about this with me. 847 00:50:10,708 --> 00:50:12,909 (SIGHS) It's Melissa, 848 00:50:12,910 --> 00:50:14,845 and it's just what I thought it was gonna be. 849 00:50:14,846 --> 00:50:16,980 If you'd read the cards, you'd understand. 850 00:50:16,981 --> 00:50:19,549 I read some of the cards, but I don't believe in that stuff. 851 00:50:19,550 --> 00:50:23,319 I don't believe you can let these armchair quarterbacks... 852 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,154 They're not connecting to Melissa. 853 00:50:25,155 --> 00:50:26,723 And I love her. She's so strong. 854 00:50:26,724 --> 00:50:28,392 I am with you on the fact that she is 855 00:50:28,393 --> 00:50:29,760 not your traditional lead 856 00:50:29,761 --> 00:50:31,327 of a network television show. 857 00:50:31,328 --> 00:50:33,229 She doesn't have a ton to do in the pilot. 858 00:50:33,230 --> 00:50:34,765 There's so much to set it up. 859 00:50:34,766 --> 00:50:37,100 That's one of the challenges of the premise pilot. 860 00:50:37,101 --> 00:50:38,968 But the network still likes the show. 861 00:50:38,969 --> 00:50:40,804 Roger is your biggest cheerleader. 862 00:50:40,805 --> 00:50:42,272 Okay, how about above Roger? 863 00:50:42,273 --> 00:50:44,040 Roger's calling the shots on this. 864 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:47,076 But we all know that Roger consults with the "higher powers." 865 00:50:47,077 --> 00:50:49,012 - That is true. - They tell him what to do. 866 00:50:49,013 --> 00:50:51,581 - I'm wondering if they liked the show. - They haven't seen it. 867 00:50:51,582 --> 00:50:54,083 They're gonna watch all of the pilots on Friday. 868 00:50:54,084 --> 00:50:55,685 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 869 00:50:55,686 --> 00:50:57,487 I want to have... 870 00:50:57,488 --> 00:50:58,955 something to present to them... 871 00:50:58,956 --> 00:51:00,689 Why are you focusing on Melissa? 872 00:51:02,025 --> 00:51:03,627 She's our biggest concern. 873 00:51:03,628 --> 00:51:05,595 She's also the biggest star on the show. 874 00:51:05,596 --> 00:51:06,663 No, no, no. 875 00:51:06,664 --> 00:51:08,131 You are the biggest star. 876 00:51:08,132 --> 00:51:09,800 Roger has a huge deal with you, 877 00:51:09,801 --> 00:51:11,701 and he went along with casting Melissa 878 00:51:11,702 --> 00:51:13,369 when it was against his instinct. 879 00:51:13,370 --> 00:51:14,471 Hooray for Roger. 880 00:51:14,472 --> 00:51:17,340 I don't understand what you want me to do. 881 00:51:17,341 --> 00:51:18,641 Meet with someone. 882 00:51:19,543 --> 00:51:22,479 - Who? - Dahlia Salem. 883 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:23,480 (FORK CLATTERS) 884 00:51:23,481 --> 00:51:25,081 I know you like her. 885 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:27,517 Oh, God. Are you kidding me? 886 00:51:27,518 --> 00:51:29,820 The network has a huge holding deal with her. 887 00:51:29,821 --> 00:51:32,522 Yes, and they put her in Gatins' pilot. 888 00:51:32,523 --> 00:51:35,124 That's dead. I mean, it's dying. 889 00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:37,461 But the network, they love Dahlia, 890 00:51:37,462 --> 00:51:39,663 so if she could just jump into your show... 891 00:51:39,664 --> 00:51:40,997 Just jump over to my show? 892 00:51:40,998 --> 00:51:42,566 There's no such thing... 893 00:51:42,567 --> 00:51:44,367 there's re-shooting the pilot, 894 00:51:44,368 --> 00:51:47,003 and I brought this up months and months ago. 895 00:51:47,004 --> 00:51:49,005 You guys kept pushing other people on me, 896 00:51:49,006 --> 00:51:51,675 and I kept saying Melissa, Melissa, Melissa. 897 00:51:51,676 --> 00:51:53,276 You kept pushing Melissa on us, 898 00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:54,644 and now we have a problem. 899 00:51:54,645 --> 00:51:55,645 You're very lucky 900 00:51:55,646 --> 00:51:57,246 in that Roger will pay for this. 901 00:51:57,247 --> 00:51:58,715 Roger is willing to re-shoot 902 00:51:58,716 --> 00:52:01,083 this entire fucking thing. 903 00:52:02,819 --> 00:52:04,486 Is this really about Melissa? 904 00:52:06,189 --> 00:52:11,060 This is about getting your show on the air, right? 905 00:52:11,061 --> 00:52:12,662 I need you to focus on that. 906 00:52:12,663 --> 00:52:14,629 In the end, that's all that matters. 907 00:52:16,399 --> 00:52:18,300 That's my job. 908 00:52:19,235 --> 00:52:21,204 - Hey, hi. - Hi. 909 00:52:21,205 --> 00:52:23,773 - Well, nice to... - Thank you for doing this. 910 00:52:23,774 --> 00:52:26,476 I've been looking forward to this, actually. 911 00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:28,879 - I have a question: - Yes? 912 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,680 Is it "Dalia" or "Dahlia"? 913 00:52:30,681 --> 00:52:32,682 Thank you for asking. It's "Dalia." 914 00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:34,117 - Dalia. I knew it! - You did? 915 00:52:34,118 --> 00:52:36,085 I contested this with someone earlier. 916 00:52:36,086 --> 00:52:37,186 Well, good. 917 00:52:37,187 --> 00:52:38,421 We have the same birthday. 918 00:52:38,422 --> 00:52:39,623 I looked you up on the IMDb. 919 00:52:39,624 --> 00:52:41,324 I wanted to see everything you... What? 920 00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:42,626 Yes, we have the same birthday! 921 00:52:42,627 --> 00:52:44,293 Same year, same day, everything. 922 00:52:44,294 --> 00:52:46,229 - Are you kidding me? - I'm not kidding you. 923 00:52:46,230 --> 00:52:48,164 - Isn't that cool? - That's insane. 924 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:50,534 - Yeah, November 21st. - Oh, my God. 925 00:52:50,535 --> 00:52:53,537 So you're completely and utterly crazy, too! 926 00:52:53,538 --> 00:52:55,171 She works more than me! 927 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,840 That's the thing that's killing me, 928 00:52:56,841 --> 00:52:59,709 because she gave up Gilmore Girls to do this show. 929 00:52:59,710 --> 00:53:01,310 She's a very strong character, 930 00:53:01,311 --> 00:53:03,446 and I'm attracted to strong roles. 931 00:53:03,447 --> 00:53:06,215 Yeah, I'm hoping to fill her out even more, 932 00:53:06,216 --> 00:53:07,651 and obviously collaborate 933 00:53:07,652 --> 00:53:10,554 with the person that's playing her. 934 00:53:10,555 --> 00:53:13,489 I mean, I see why the network loves her. 935 00:53:13,490 --> 00:53:15,892 She's adorable, but it's just that in my head, 936 00:53:15,893 --> 00:53:18,028 you know, I wrote the role for Melissa. 937 00:53:18,029 --> 00:53:19,495 She's one of my best friends, 938 00:53:19,496 --> 00:53:21,631 and I can only imagine it with her. 939 00:53:21,632 --> 00:53:23,165 Could Dahlia do it? 940 00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:26,703 Absolutely. She's terrific. 941 00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:29,471 It could work, I just don't know if I want it to work. 942 00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,543 When I get stressed out, I play videogames. 943 00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:34,711 It's my therapy. 944 00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:36,479 Can't have them on my computer at home 945 00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,582 'cause then I'd never write, so I come to Koreatown. 946 00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:40,416 I mean, I love these games that you can kind of... 947 00:53:40,417 --> 00:53:42,185 lose yourself a little bit in them. 948 00:53:42,186 --> 00:53:43,887 I love that it's a different world 949 00:53:43,888 --> 00:53:45,722 that's existing at the same time. 950 00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:47,323 They're better than real life, 951 00:53:47,324 --> 00:53:51,394 because when you get stuck, you can always hit "reset." 952 00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:54,464 That's what life needs. Needs a reset button. 953 00:53:54,465 --> 00:53:56,665 I have to let Melissa go. 954 00:53:58,735 --> 00:54:01,304 DIRECTOR: What happens if you don't let Melissa go? 955 00:54:01,305 --> 00:54:03,205 If I don't let Melissa go? Um... 956 00:54:04,107 --> 00:54:07,811 Well... 957 00:54:07,812 --> 00:54:09,778 My world ends, so... 958 00:54:10,647 --> 00:54:12,616 I can't let that happen. 959 00:54:12,617 --> 00:54:14,117 If we're gonna replace Melissa, 960 00:54:14,118 --> 00:54:15,485 I want to hear it from Roger. 961 00:54:15,486 --> 00:54:16,920 Roger's on a plane to London, 962 00:54:16,921 --> 00:54:18,755 but I talked with him before he left, 963 00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:20,056 and he said yes on Dahlia. 964 00:54:20,057 --> 00:54:21,725 What does that mean? 965 00:54:21,726 --> 00:54:23,760 It means yes. 966 00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:25,294 Yes, replace Melissa? 967 00:54:25,295 --> 00:54:29,465 Roger wants your show on the air starring Dahlia, 968 00:54:29,466 --> 00:54:30,900 and I just got off the phone 969 00:54:30,901 --> 00:54:33,236 with her agents, and they love it, 970 00:54:33,237 --> 00:54:34,537 and she loves, loves you. 971 00:54:34,538 --> 00:54:35,605 What about Melissa? 972 00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:38,642 You want me to call her agents? 973 00:54:38,643 --> 00:54:40,309 Oh, God, no. No, I'll tell her. 974 00:54:52,055 --> 00:54:59,362 ♪ As long as he needs me 975 00:54:59,363 --> 00:55:02,666 ♪ I know where I must be 976 00:55:02,667 --> 00:55:07,137 I am trying to get my one-woman show together 977 00:55:07,138 --> 00:55:08,638 that I'm trying to squeeze in 978 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:10,339 between the pilot and the series. 979 00:55:10,340 --> 00:55:12,175 When you add that cry to the voice: 980 00:55:12,176 --> 00:55:14,443 ♪ As long as... 981 00:55:14,444 --> 00:55:16,012 Oh! 982 00:55:16,013 --> 00:55:17,781 (BUZZING WITH SCALE) 983 00:55:17,782 --> 00:55:21,017 I've always been kind of obsessed with nuns. 984 00:55:21,018 --> 00:55:24,253 You know, they're kind of like God's fag-hags, so... 985 00:55:24,254 --> 00:55:26,723 I went to private Catholic schools for 12 years, 986 00:55:26,724 --> 00:55:29,691 - so I have a lot of... nuns. - (CELL PHONE RINGS) 987 00:55:31,127 --> 00:55:34,230 I'm sorry. I swear, I don't usually... 988 00:55:34,231 --> 00:55:36,666 I'm sorry, I'm sorry... ooh! 989 00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:38,534 I have to take this. I'm so sorry. 990 00:55:38,535 --> 00:55:41,637 Yeah, I guess we still mean it. 991 00:55:41,638 --> 00:55:44,007 They accepted our offer. 992 00:55:44,008 --> 00:55:45,809 All right, we will call you back. 993 00:55:45,810 --> 00:55:47,677 Thank you. No, no, no, it's good. 994 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:49,644 I know I sound nervous. Okay, bye. 995 00:55:51,214 --> 00:55:53,016 I think we just bought a house. 996 00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:54,818 Pretty good. Pretty good, right? 997 00:55:54,819 --> 00:55:55,885 That's good. 998 00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:57,520 - Right? - Yeah, I'm sorry. 999 00:55:57,521 --> 00:56:00,356 Go to take a phone call... we just bought a house! 1000 00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:03,659 Well, I think that the show that Gavin wrote for her 1001 00:56:03,660 --> 00:56:05,361 could be a really big deal for her, 1002 00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:08,064 'cause she's been more of a supporting character, 1003 00:56:08,065 --> 00:56:10,867 and now she's right in the thick. 1004 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:12,335 So, it's exciting. 1005 00:56:12,336 --> 00:56:14,370 She's really excited, a little nervous. 1006 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:17,473 ♪ Then you will know 1007 00:56:17,474 --> 00:56:20,744 ♪ If someone needs you 1008 00:56:20,745 --> 00:56:24,112 ♪ You love them so 1009 00:56:25,348 --> 00:56:28,051 ♪ I won't... ♪ 1010 00:56:28,052 --> 00:56:29,953 Boing! 1011 00:56:29,954 --> 00:56:34,590 ♪ Betray his trust 1012 00:56:34,591 --> 00:56:39,294 ♪ Though people say I must ♪ 1013 00:56:40,329 --> 00:56:45,000 ♪ I've got to stay true to... ♪ 1014 00:56:46,702 --> 00:56:53,708 ♪ As long as he needs me ♪ 1015 00:56:54,677 --> 00:56:55,978 (IMITATES RIPPING) 1016 00:56:59,348 --> 00:57:04,552 ♪ The people are more every day ♪ 1017 00:57:06,622 --> 00:57:08,825 Then he's like, "I'm straight, remember?" 1018 00:57:08,826 --> 00:57:11,194 Suddenly stricken with some sort of gay panic. 1019 00:57:11,195 --> 00:57:12,796 "I'm your straight husband." 1020 00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:15,999 - You can throw color swatches at me. - I know. Oh, I will. 1021 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,268 I think my house is haunted. 1022 00:57:18,269 --> 00:57:19,269 (LAUGHS) 1023 00:57:19,270 --> 00:57:21,404 Well, your house is really old. 1024 00:57:21,405 --> 00:57:22,538 Ever since I got back, 1025 00:57:22,539 --> 00:57:24,274 I just, I feel like there's... 1026 00:57:24,275 --> 00:57:26,342 I feel like there's someone else there, 1027 00:57:26,343 --> 00:57:27,610 and then last night, 1028 00:57:27,611 --> 00:57:29,512 I thought I heard something, 1029 00:57:29,513 --> 00:57:31,279 like, a woman singing. 1030 00:57:32,415 --> 00:57:36,019 - What? Like a ghost? - I guess. I don't know. 1031 00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:37,586 Then I saw something. 1032 00:57:37,587 --> 00:57:39,388 I actually ran into someone. 1033 00:57:39,389 --> 00:57:41,623 I mean, I saw... 1034 00:57:43,326 --> 00:57:45,327 Was it the singing ghost? 1035 00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:48,064 - It was a man. - Oh! 1036 00:57:48,065 --> 00:57:49,464 I think it was me. 1037 00:57:50,533 --> 00:57:53,236 What? Your house is haunted by yourself? 1038 00:57:53,237 --> 00:57:55,104 Dun-dun! 1039 00:57:55,105 --> 00:57:57,339 Yeah, well... 1040 00:57:58,741 --> 00:58:01,811 I don't... I mean, I'm like... 1041 00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:03,813 having a nervous breakdown or something. 1042 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,614 I'm literally so focused on this show 1043 00:58:05,615 --> 00:58:07,984 that I feel like I'm living inside of the show. 1044 00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:10,119 I can't tell where it ends and I begin, 1045 00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,322 and I'm having conversations with people, 1046 00:58:12,323 --> 00:58:14,991 and I'm ten feet outside of my body and looking down. 1047 00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:17,593 There I am, having this conversation with somebody, 1048 00:58:17,594 --> 00:58:20,195 and I'm just observing it, you know. 1049 00:58:21,097 --> 00:58:23,465 Just, I don't feel good. 1050 00:58:25,134 --> 00:58:28,136 You're just stressed, right? 1051 00:58:29,805 --> 00:58:32,342 The network wants to replace you. 1052 00:58:32,343 --> 00:58:33,942 Oh, my God. 1053 00:58:38,447 --> 00:58:40,383 And I'm letting them, 1054 00:58:40,384 --> 00:58:45,154 because I really want this show on the air. 1055 00:58:45,155 --> 00:58:47,390 I have all these characters inside my head, 1056 00:58:47,391 --> 00:58:49,725 and they wanna live, and I'm the only way... 1057 00:58:49,726 --> 00:58:53,462 This is the only way that they can. 1058 00:58:53,463 --> 00:58:56,499 - I have five seasons mapped out. - Oh, five? 1059 00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:59,602 And, uh... well, it sucks. 1060 00:58:59,603 --> 00:59:01,604 Either you go away or the show goes, 1061 00:59:01,605 --> 00:59:03,739 and I had to make a decision, 1062 00:59:03,740 --> 00:59:06,509 and that's the decision that I made. 1063 00:59:06,510 --> 00:59:09,811 And I am so sorry. 1064 00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:13,549 I understand. 1065 00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:17,553 I mean, it's not your fault, right? 1066 00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:20,223 I mean, it couldn't be your fault. 1067 00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:24,360 You are morally incapable of doing the right thing. 1068 00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:26,294 - I don't... - Right? Don't do that. 1069 00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:28,364 Don't get me wrong. 1070 00:59:28,365 --> 00:59:30,133 I think you do feel bad for me. 1071 00:59:30,134 --> 00:59:32,635 That's all I think you feel for me. 1072 00:59:32,636 --> 00:59:34,404 Okay, I am still the fat girl 1073 00:59:34,405 --> 00:59:35,972 you call on Friday nights 1074 00:59:35,973 --> 00:59:37,506 when your date falls through. 1075 00:59:37,507 --> 00:59:39,208 "Hey, let's go see a movie!" 1076 00:59:39,209 --> 00:59:41,510 "Let's go to Fubar." 1077 00:59:41,511 --> 00:59:44,147 "Then when I pick up a hot piece of ass, I'll drop you, 1078 00:59:44,148 --> 00:59:46,316 and that's okay... don't worry about Melissa. 1079 00:59:46,317 --> 00:59:48,985 I mean, you can call her tomorrow and apologize, or not." 1080 00:59:48,986 --> 00:59:52,455 It doesn't really matter 'cause we're not actually friends, are we, Gavin? 1081 00:59:52,456 --> 00:59:55,224 - That's just not true. - Isn't it, really? 1082 00:59:55,225 --> 00:59:57,760 I prefer to not do this on camera, okay? 1083 00:59:57,761 --> 00:59:59,895 - Is this not a good idea? - Please lower your voice. 1084 00:59:59,896 --> 01:00:02,098 I'm not gonna lower my voice. Is that embarrassing? 1085 01:00:02,099 --> 01:00:03,599 You can't control this one. 1086 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,701 Your little puppets are off their strings, 1087 01:00:05,702 --> 01:00:08,371 running around saying shit that you didn't write. 1088 01:00:08,372 --> 01:00:11,140 Well, this is reality, and it scares the shit out of you. 1089 01:00:11,141 --> 01:00:12,908 Reality scares me? Does it really? 1090 01:00:12,909 --> 01:00:14,110 I'm gonna tell you, 1091 01:00:14,111 --> 01:00:15,878 you wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me. 1092 01:00:15,879 --> 01:00:17,280 I gave you your first few roles 1093 01:00:17,281 --> 01:00:18,982 and your career as a result of that. 1094 01:00:18,983 --> 01:00:20,249 That's reality, Melissa. 1095 01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:23,819 Thank you for finally playing that fucking card, 1096 01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:25,989 the "I invented Melissa McCarthy" card. 1097 01:00:25,990 --> 01:00:28,091 I bought a house, Gavin! 1098 01:00:28,092 --> 01:00:31,627 I bought a house 'cause of what we talked about. 1099 01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:34,430 Fuck you, and don't ever fucking pity me again. 1100 01:00:34,431 --> 01:00:37,033 ♪ Sugar town 1101 01:00:37,034 --> 01:00:39,202 ♪ That's where I wanna be ♪ 1102 01:00:39,203 --> 01:00:42,105 ♪ Sugar town 1103 01:00:42,106 --> 01:00:45,373 ♪ That's where I wanna be ♪ 1104 01:00:48,444 --> 01:00:49,711 Cut, please. 1105 01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:52,880 Please. 1106 01:00:59,956 --> 01:01:01,558 ♪ 1107 01:01:01,559 --> 01:01:03,726 Upfronts is the week each year 1108 01:01:03,727 --> 01:01:05,028 when the networks present 1109 01:01:05,029 --> 01:01:07,163 their fall schedule to the advertisers. 1110 01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:09,198 It's a very important event for us, 1111 01:01:09,199 --> 01:01:11,668 and the weeks preceding it are pretty stressful 1112 01:01:11,669 --> 01:01:13,469 because the schedule is a secret 1113 01:01:13,470 --> 01:01:14,837 right up until it's announced. 1114 01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:17,106 "Upfronts" is a complete oxymoron 1115 01:01:17,107 --> 01:01:20,944 because nobody's remotely honest, so it's... 1116 01:01:20,945 --> 01:01:23,279 It's really a show for the advertisers 1117 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:24,747 to get them really jazzed up 1118 01:01:24,748 --> 01:01:27,149 about the new product for the fall. 1119 01:01:27,150 --> 01:01:29,251 "Here's our new shit. Like it?" 1120 01:01:29,252 --> 01:01:31,654 There's lots of upsides... you're in New York. 1121 01:01:31,655 --> 01:01:34,455 Any time you're in New York City is a good time. 1122 01:01:36,659 --> 01:01:38,861 DIRECTOR: So, have you heard from Susan? 1123 01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:42,164 No, I've not heard from Susan as of yet. 1124 01:01:42,165 --> 01:01:45,568 I left her four or five messages 1125 01:01:45,569 --> 01:01:48,104 telling her what went down with Melissa, 1126 01:01:48,105 --> 01:01:49,405 and that I let her go, 1127 01:01:49,406 --> 01:01:51,741 and that I met with Dahlia... 1128 01:01:51,742 --> 01:01:54,844 and I've not yet heard back from her. 1129 01:01:54,845 --> 01:01:56,779 I feel bad about what happened with Melissa, 1130 01:01:56,780 --> 01:01:59,248 but it's a two-way street and I'm a little angry, too. 1131 01:01:59,249 --> 01:02:01,417 We've been friends for years. 1132 01:02:01,418 --> 01:02:04,085 I think we'll be friends again. 1133 01:02:05,554 --> 01:02:07,289 We'll move on. 1134 01:02:07,290 --> 01:02:10,259 Ice cold water, ice cold water. 1135 01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:12,361 Only one dollar. 1136 01:02:12,362 --> 01:02:16,231 I was 12 when we got in this car. 1137 01:02:17,867 --> 01:02:20,503 I've not yet heard from Susan. 1138 01:02:20,504 --> 01:02:23,038 Got off the plane, checked messages, nothing. 1139 01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:27,742 I suppose that we have a... 1140 01:02:28,978 --> 01:02:31,347 I suppose we have a reciprocal relationship, 1141 01:02:31,348 --> 01:02:32,982 my show and your show. 1142 01:02:32,983 --> 01:02:35,818 That's the thing about reality television, isn't it... 1143 01:02:35,819 --> 01:02:38,353 the worse it gets for me, the better it is for you. 1144 01:02:41,124 --> 01:02:43,559 It certainly inspires a newfound sympathy 1145 01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:44,861 for my characters. 1146 01:02:44,862 --> 01:02:46,694 You know, I put them through hell. 1147 01:02:48,131 --> 01:02:51,500 I kill off their husbands or throw them off cliffs. 1148 01:02:51,501 --> 01:02:53,268 I'm a cruel god... 1149 01:02:54,704 --> 01:02:56,973 all in the name of a good story 1150 01:02:56,974 --> 01:02:58,506 or compelling television. 1151 01:03:00,342 --> 01:03:02,611 What's funny is that I'm a character in your show. 1152 01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:04,313 I'm disposable. 1153 01:03:04,314 --> 01:03:06,448 Kill off the hero. 1154 01:03:06,449 --> 01:03:08,116 No one will see it coming. 1155 01:03:09,418 --> 01:03:11,287 I dare you. 1156 01:03:11,288 --> 01:03:13,355 (PHONE CLATTERS) 1157 01:03:14,724 --> 01:03:15,792 (SIGHS) 1158 01:03:15,793 --> 01:03:17,860 I think I'm just tired, you know? 1159 01:03:17,861 --> 01:03:19,160 I'm just tired. 1160 01:03:23,632 --> 01:03:25,568 (SNIFFLES) 1161 01:03:25,569 --> 01:03:27,737 It's just so surreal being here. 1162 01:03:27,738 --> 01:03:31,039 It's not at all how I imagined. 1163 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:33,541 - (BELL DINGS) - Oh. 1164 01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:36,879 Hey, you! 1165 01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:39,114 Hey, hi! 1166 01:03:39,115 --> 01:03:40,883 God, Gavin. 1167 01:03:40,884 --> 01:03:42,184 Get in here, get in here! 1168 01:03:42,185 --> 01:03:43,686 You're doing your show. 1169 01:03:43,687 --> 01:03:44,754 And so are you. 1170 01:03:44,755 --> 01:03:46,422 Welcome to reality television. 1171 01:03:46,423 --> 01:03:47,623 Did you just get in? 1172 01:03:47,624 --> 01:03:48,824 Just now. 1173 01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:53,228 This whole last 24 hours have been surreal. 1174 01:03:53,229 --> 01:03:55,396 Oh, right... I just said that. Surreal. 1175 01:03:56,565 --> 01:03:58,701 - You're good? - Yeah, great. 1176 01:03:58,702 --> 01:04:00,068 I wanted to call you, and... 1177 01:04:00,069 --> 01:04:01,804 Oh, yeah? No, call anytime. 1178 01:04:01,805 --> 01:04:03,506 Seriously, I don't sleep, so... 1179 01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:07,743 I just felt really weird about what happened. 1180 01:04:07,744 --> 01:04:09,712 It's just too bad. 1181 01:04:09,713 --> 01:04:11,046 What happened? 1182 01:04:11,047 --> 01:04:14,283 So I just bumped into Dahlia Salem, 1183 01:04:14,284 --> 01:04:15,650 star of my show. 1184 01:04:17,152 --> 01:04:19,087 Okay, no, she tells me 1185 01:04:19,088 --> 01:04:22,391 that Gatins' show got picked up, 1186 01:04:22,392 --> 01:04:24,427 so, no, she won't be starring in my show, 1187 01:04:24,428 --> 01:04:26,761 which makes me wonder if my show even exists. 1188 01:04:31,033 --> 01:04:32,902 No, no, I left word for Roger, 1189 01:04:32,903 --> 01:04:34,269 and I left word for Susan, too. 1190 01:04:34,270 --> 01:04:36,704 It's like they dropped off the face of the Earth. 1191 01:04:38,006 --> 01:04:40,142 Just call me when you know something. 1192 01:04:40,143 --> 01:04:43,410 ♪ 1193 01:04:48,684 --> 01:04:50,586 SUSAN: At this moment, I can't be certain 1194 01:04:50,587 --> 01:04:53,155 whether Knowing will end up on the schedule at all. 1195 01:04:53,156 --> 01:04:55,791 As far as Gavin's concerned, the show is on the air. 1196 01:04:55,792 --> 01:04:57,626 You don't normally fly to New York 1197 01:04:57,627 --> 01:04:59,194 and find out at the last fucking second 1198 01:04:59,195 --> 01:05:01,697 that your show's been pulled off the air. Excuse me. 1199 01:05:01,698 --> 01:05:03,966 DIRECTOR: So what is the situation right now? 1200 01:05:03,967 --> 01:05:07,670 I don't know. Right now, the entire schedule is in flux, 1201 01:05:07,671 --> 01:05:08,938 and I get these missives 1202 01:05:08,939 --> 01:05:10,873 from Roger and the "higher powers," 1203 01:05:10,874 --> 01:05:13,776 but you're not really sure what they add up to. 1204 01:05:13,777 --> 01:05:14,844 GATINS: What's up? 1205 01:05:14,845 --> 01:05:17,446 They flew you out here anyway, huh? 1206 01:05:17,447 --> 01:05:20,616 - I'll see you in... - No, I mean... 1207 01:05:20,617 --> 01:05:22,651 It would've been great if you'd extended 1208 01:05:22,652 --> 01:05:24,186 the common courtesy of a call. 1209 01:05:24,187 --> 01:05:25,888 This is the television business. 1210 01:05:25,889 --> 01:05:27,089 It's like high school. 1211 01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:28,824 I don't know what to tell you, man. 1212 01:05:28,825 --> 01:05:31,827 - I'm sorry. - Sorry? 1213 01:05:31,828 --> 01:05:34,029 But I'm kind of not. I want my show on the air, 1214 01:05:34,030 --> 01:05:36,331 just like you want your show on the air. 1215 01:05:36,332 --> 01:05:39,535 It was shitty of you to go behind my back after Dahlia, okay? 1216 01:05:39,536 --> 01:05:41,035 That was shitty. 1217 01:05:43,606 --> 01:05:46,375 And you fired Melissa McCarthy without... 1218 01:05:46,376 --> 01:05:48,143 you didn't even have a backup. 1219 01:05:48,144 --> 01:05:50,345 Why would they pick up your show without a star? 1220 01:05:50,346 --> 01:05:53,148 - The network wanted Dahlia. - They wanted Dahlia in my show. 1221 01:05:53,149 --> 01:05:56,051 We tested before your show. We tested through the roof. 1222 01:05:56,052 --> 01:05:58,786 You should see the numbers. I'll show them to you. 1223 01:06:00,222 --> 01:06:03,959 - Really? - Yeah. Who's your exec? 1224 01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,561 Susan Howard. 1225 01:06:05,562 --> 01:06:07,930 Susan Howard. She was there. 1226 01:06:07,931 --> 01:06:09,197 Ask her. 1227 01:06:09,198 --> 01:06:10,865 She would know. 1228 01:06:13,669 --> 01:06:16,071 (CROWD CHATTERING) 1229 01:06:16,072 --> 01:06:18,740 (SOFT JAZZ PLAYING) 1230 01:06:20,743 --> 01:06:22,578 SUSAN: Hey, I'm at the UTA party. 1231 01:06:22,579 --> 01:06:24,513 Did you hear about Ricky's assistant? 1232 01:06:24,514 --> 01:06:26,015 She literally shat herself. 1233 01:06:26,016 --> 01:06:28,383 - No, I saw it! - Hey! 1234 01:06:28,384 --> 01:06:30,384 I'll break your fucking finger! 1235 01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:32,820 I'll call you back. 1236 01:06:37,993 --> 01:06:40,663 All right, let me explain why I didn't call you back. 1237 01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:42,731 Roger wanted to talk to you personally. 1238 01:06:42,732 --> 01:06:44,466 Bullshit. Bullshit. 1239 01:06:44,467 --> 01:06:46,435 We're only picking up two dramas. 1240 01:06:46,436 --> 01:06:49,972 - The rest is what, reality? - You can go mid-season. 1241 01:06:49,973 --> 01:06:53,241 You can go to hell, okay? 1242 01:06:53,242 --> 01:06:54,610 All right. 1243 01:06:54,611 --> 01:06:57,345 I've been the only one here trying to protect you... 1244 01:06:57,346 --> 01:06:59,782 Oh, God, don't start! Protecting me from what? 1245 01:06:59,783 --> 01:07:02,517 From you? You're psychotic. All I wanna know is why. 1246 01:07:02,518 --> 01:07:03,886 - You want a motive? - I do. 1247 01:07:03,887 --> 01:07:06,221 This isn't Crim9 Lab. Nobody got murdered. 1248 01:07:06,222 --> 01:07:07,621 My show did. Tell me why. 1249 01:07:10,292 --> 01:07:11,827 I had to get you away from her. 1250 01:07:11,828 --> 01:07:13,128 She was holding you back. 1251 01:07:13,129 --> 01:07:14,663 - You had to give her up. - Melissa. 1252 01:07:14,664 --> 01:07:16,431 G, if she really mattered so much, 1253 01:07:16,432 --> 01:07:18,801 you couldn't have betrayed her so easily. 1254 01:07:18,802 --> 01:07:21,904 (STUTTERING) Do you manipulate everybody or am I special? 1255 01:07:21,905 --> 01:07:23,238 Are you the victim here? 1256 01:07:23,239 --> 01:07:25,941 The big creator can't stand up to one little d-girl? 1257 01:07:25,942 --> 01:07:28,644 - It was your choice. - Give me a break. 1258 01:07:28,645 --> 01:07:29,845 I didn't have a choice. 1259 01:07:29,846 --> 01:07:31,947 It was either Dahlia or no show. 1260 01:07:31,948 --> 01:07:34,016 That was the only thing... oh, fuck you! 1261 01:07:34,017 --> 01:07:35,450 Fuck you! 1262 01:07:35,451 --> 01:07:37,886 Your dialogue used to be a lot sharper. 1263 01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:39,854 Maybe Gatins could give it a polish. 1264 01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:41,957 (SLAPS) 1265 01:07:41,958 --> 01:07:43,224 (GASPS) 1266 01:07:48,697 --> 01:07:50,564 Is that all there is? 1267 01:07:52,501 --> 01:07:54,937 You feel like a man? 1268 01:07:54,938 --> 01:07:57,506 Because I'll tell you a little secret. 1269 01:07:57,507 --> 01:07:59,473 You're not. 1270 01:08:09,051 --> 01:08:12,786 ♪ 1271 01:08:15,824 --> 01:08:21,229 ♪ I'm here in silence ♪ 1272 01:08:21,230 --> 01:08:26,368 ♪ Walking these trails alone ♪ 1273 01:08:26,369 --> 01:08:32,206 ♪ Waiting for a sparkle from my mind ♪ 1274 01:08:36,045 --> 01:08:39,281 ♪ Tears coming home 1275 01:08:39,282 --> 01:08:42,350 ♪ Two other lovers... 1276 01:08:42,351 --> 01:08:43,418 Hey, look, my... 1277 01:08:43,419 --> 01:08:44,953 I don't wanna do this anymore. 1278 01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:46,388 My show is not gonna happen, 1279 01:08:46,389 --> 01:08:48,057 so this show's over, done, gone, 1280 01:08:48,058 --> 01:08:49,491 good-bye, thank you very much. 1281 01:08:49,492 --> 01:08:51,825 I'm not gonna be your fuckin' puppet! 1282 01:08:53,028 --> 01:08:55,330 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 1283 01:08:55,331 --> 01:08:57,733 Who you talkin' to? 1284 01:08:57,734 --> 01:08:59,066 (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) 1285 01:09:01,670 --> 01:09:04,171 (STREET NOISES) 1286 01:09:19,855 --> 01:09:21,688 Oh, God. 1287 01:09:45,047 --> 01:09:47,899 MARGARET: I can understand why you're a little confused. 1288 01:09:47,900 --> 01:09:49,316 GARY: No, no. 1289 01:09:50,319 --> 01:09:52,587 I'm a lot confused. 1290 01:09:55,174 --> 01:09:56,574 Theories? 1291 01:09:57,576 --> 01:09:58,944 This is all a dream? 1292 01:09:58,945 --> 01:10:00,845 - (PROSTITUTE LAUGHING) - No. 1293 01:10:02,615 --> 01:10:04,650 I'm in a coma? 1294 01:10:04,651 --> 01:10:06,150 No. 1295 01:10:08,787 --> 01:10:10,456 Then I'm dead? 1296 01:10:10,457 --> 01:10:12,090 This is hell 1297 01:10:12,091 --> 01:10:15,294 or a purgatorium or something? 1298 01:10:15,295 --> 01:10:16,695 Okay, purgatorium 1299 01:10:16,696 --> 01:10:18,497 is where Romans vomited, 1300 01:10:18,498 --> 01:10:21,933 but no, this is as real 1301 01:10:21,934 --> 01:10:23,101 as anything can be. 1302 01:10:23,102 --> 01:10:25,003 What does that mean? 1303 01:10:25,004 --> 01:10:27,206 Everything is what it is, 1304 01:10:27,207 --> 01:10:30,808 but you're not who you think you are. 1305 01:10:32,911 --> 01:10:35,780 Okay. Then who am I? 1306 01:10:37,550 --> 01:10:39,083 You are... 1307 01:10:40,952 --> 01:10:43,622 a multi-dimensional being 1308 01:10:43,623 --> 01:10:47,226 of vast, almost infinite power. 1309 01:10:47,227 --> 01:10:50,663 You, this body you're in, 1310 01:10:50,664 --> 01:10:53,832 it's just one of your incarnations, 1311 01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:56,333 avatars, call you what you will. 1312 01:10:57,236 --> 01:10:59,705 Are you saying I'm God? 1313 01:10:59,706 --> 01:11:01,840 Technically, no. 1314 01:11:01,841 --> 01:11:04,276 If God is a ten, 1315 01:11:04,277 --> 01:11:06,645 a theoretical ultimate, 1316 01:11:06,646 --> 01:11:09,313 you're more of a nine. 1317 01:11:11,183 --> 01:11:12,316 What are you? 1318 01:11:13,219 --> 01:11:14,753 Humans are sevens. 1319 01:11:14,754 --> 01:11:16,320 Monkeys are sixes. 1320 01:11:17,656 --> 01:11:19,391 What are the eights? 1321 01:11:19,392 --> 01:11:20,826 Koalas. 1322 01:11:20,827 --> 01:11:22,027 They're telepathic, 1323 01:11:22,028 --> 01:11:24,330 plus they control the weather. 1324 01:11:24,331 --> 01:11:28,900 (SIGHING) But, uh, the important thing is you. 1325 01:11:28,901 --> 01:11:31,570 You created this world on a whim 1326 01:11:31,571 --> 01:11:33,472 and decided to stick around 1327 01:11:33,473 --> 01:11:35,974 to see how it turned out. 1328 01:11:35,975 --> 01:11:38,844 You can destroy the world with a single thought. 1329 01:11:38,845 --> 01:11:41,780 Don't, incidentally. 1330 01:11:41,781 --> 01:11:44,383 Just file that away. 1331 01:11:44,384 --> 01:11:47,553 But... the truth is, 1332 01:11:47,554 --> 01:11:49,755 you hold all the cards. 1333 01:11:49,756 --> 01:11:52,391 When people pray, 1334 01:11:52,392 --> 01:11:53,892 they don't want this thing 1335 01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:55,227 or that thing. 1336 01:11:55,228 --> 01:11:56,295 They just... 1337 01:11:56,296 --> 01:11:58,463 They don't want to be forgotten. 1338 01:12:01,933 --> 01:12:05,904 So... you understand? 1339 01:12:05,905 --> 01:12:08,874 I mean, I would've told you earlier, 1340 01:12:08,875 --> 01:12:09,975 but I didn't... 1341 01:12:09,976 --> 01:12:11,243 Yeah. 1342 01:12:11,244 --> 01:12:13,145 Okay? 1343 01:12:13,146 --> 01:12:14,779 I understand. 1344 01:12:17,983 --> 01:12:20,384 But I don't believe you. 1345 01:12:26,041 --> 01:12:29,043 ♪ 1346 01:12:33,832 --> 01:12:36,367 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1347 01:12:46,011 --> 01:12:49,013 Noelle, don't get too far ahead. 1348 01:12:52,151 --> 01:12:55,019 No! You had ice cream at lunch. 1349 01:12:56,588 --> 01:12:59,224 Evidently, frozen yogurt doesn't count. 1350 01:12:59,225 --> 01:13:00,759 I'll make note. 1351 01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:04,528 Oh! That's blazing speed right there! 1352 01:13:06,331 --> 01:13:08,100 (TRIES HANDLE) 1353 01:13:08,101 --> 01:13:09,702 Did you hit it? 1354 01:13:09,703 --> 01:13:11,468 Shouldn't have to. 1355 01:13:20,679 --> 01:13:23,247 Honey, I think we left the overhead light on. 1356 01:13:24,683 --> 01:13:27,786 Battery's dead. At least the starter is. 1357 01:13:27,787 --> 01:13:30,689 - How do we, uh...? - We call the service. 1358 01:13:30,690 --> 01:13:32,157 There's not much else we can do. 1359 01:13:32,158 --> 01:13:35,160 Just the little battery, right? The big one's probably fine. 1360 01:13:35,161 --> 01:13:36,795 I guess. 1361 01:13:36,796 --> 01:13:39,231 We can't jump it from one battery to another? 1362 01:13:39,232 --> 01:13:40,899 You cross over somehow? 1363 01:13:40,900 --> 01:13:43,035 Who do you think you married, MacGyver? 1364 01:13:43,036 --> 01:13:45,836 Come on. Hold on. 1365 01:13:51,009 --> 01:13:52,677 - Are you getting a signal? - No. 1366 01:13:52,678 --> 01:13:53,844 You? 1367 01:13:54,747 --> 01:13:56,414 Yes. One bar. 1368 01:13:56,415 --> 01:13:58,950 Yeah? Here, hold that. 1369 01:14:02,755 --> 01:14:04,990 Don't worry. 1370 01:14:04,991 --> 01:14:06,792 Daddy's calling people to help us. 1371 01:14:06,793 --> 01:14:09,094 Minute you place a call, the bar goes away. 1372 01:14:09,095 --> 01:14:10,528 Keep trying. 1373 01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:12,131 I'll keep trying, Mary, 1374 01:14:12,132 --> 01:14:13,832 but it's gonna keep happening. 1375 01:14:13,833 --> 01:14:15,699 What do you wanna do? 1376 01:14:17,002 --> 01:14:18,169 I don't know. 1377 01:14:20,139 --> 01:14:22,139 Maybe if you hold it up higher. 1378 01:14:26,444 --> 01:14:29,381 (TONES PLAY) 1379 01:14:29,382 --> 01:14:32,217 Okay, look, the problem is that we're boxed in. 1380 01:14:32,218 --> 01:14:33,385 It's a canyon. 1381 01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:34,887 Where we came off the main road, 1382 01:14:34,888 --> 01:14:36,520 it was more open and higher, too. 1383 01:14:38,290 --> 01:14:41,558 - That's at least a mile. - I can run that. 1384 01:14:42,694 --> 01:14:44,195 So, what, we stay here? 1385 01:14:47,232 --> 01:14:48,700 You okay with that? 1386 01:14:48,701 --> 01:14:51,703 I don't think we have much of a choice, so... 1387 01:14:51,704 --> 01:14:54,705 - Yeah. Go. - Okay. 1388 01:14:56,108 --> 01:14:58,376 Daddy's gonna get a truck to help us out. 1389 01:14:58,377 --> 01:15:00,946 Take care of Mommy, okay? All right. 1390 01:15:00,947 --> 01:15:02,380 Be right back. 1391 01:15:10,222 --> 01:15:11,855 - ♪ - (PANTING) 1392 01:16:09,214 --> 01:16:12,217 Excuse me. 1393 01:16:12,218 --> 01:16:16,188 Hey, hi. Do you have a cell phone? 1394 01:16:16,189 --> 01:16:17,256 Oh, no, I don't. 1395 01:16:17,257 --> 01:16:18,656 There's no service up here. 1396 01:16:18,657 --> 01:16:20,625 Yeah, I'm finding that out. 1397 01:16:20,626 --> 01:16:22,861 You can usually get a signal down 1398 01:16:22,862 --> 01:16:24,829 at the ranger's station. 1399 01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:25,898 - Okay. - Yeah. 1400 01:16:25,899 --> 01:16:28,166 You just follow the road down. 1401 01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:30,435 It's probably... I don't know. You got a car? 1402 01:16:30,436 --> 01:16:33,704 No, it's dead. That's why I need a... 1403 01:16:34,572 --> 01:16:36,441 Are you headed back to your car now? 1404 01:16:36,442 --> 01:16:39,977 If you could give me a ride to a gas station, wherever? 1405 01:16:40,845 --> 01:16:43,315 Oh, uh... 1406 01:16:43,316 --> 01:16:46,351 Look, I'm not some crazy Ted Bundy guy. 1407 01:16:46,352 --> 01:16:48,652 I'm not gonna rape or kill you or anything. 1408 01:16:49,654 --> 01:16:53,056 Which is, of course, what a Ted Bundy would say. 1409 01:16:54,426 --> 01:16:57,229 Look, I'm a videogame designer. 1410 01:16:57,230 --> 01:17:00,432 My wife is an editor, my daughter's eight. 1411 01:17:00,433 --> 01:17:02,867 Look, I just... they're waiting back at the car. 1412 01:17:02,868 --> 01:17:04,536 Just a little help before it gets dark. 1413 01:17:04,537 --> 01:17:06,571 I'll call somebody when I get back to town. 1414 01:17:06,572 --> 01:17:08,373 I believe you, I do, it's just you don't know 1415 01:17:08,374 --> 01:17:10,409 where the car is, and the guy might not come. 1416 01:17:10,410 --> 01:17:13,245 - We can't be up here all night, so... - Sorry. 1417 01:17:13,246 --> 01:17:15,347 Don't be sorry, just help me out. 1418 01:17:15,348 --> 01:17:17,648 No. I can't. 1419 01:17:22,654 --> 01:17:24,588 Why won't you trust me? 1420 01:17:50,248 --> 01:17:52,650 Okay, but you have to be careful. 1421 01:17:52,651 --> 01:17:55,219 Understand? You have to use big girl hands. 1422 01:17:56,121 --> 01:17:58,290 You want to see where we were today? 1423 01:17:58,291 --> 01:18:01,926 Okay, hit play. This button. 1424 01:18:01,927 --> 01:18:04,396 Oh... (LAUGHS) 1425 01:18:04,397 --> 01:18:07,499 There's you and there's Daddy. 1426 01:18:07,500 --> 01:18:09,733 Oh, a little movie star, huh? 1427 01:18:14,839 --> 01:18:17,441 He'll be back soon. Don't you worry. 1428 01:18:20,678 --> 01:18:22,879 (CHUCKLING) 1429 01:18:27,552 --> 01:18:28,919 SIERRA: Hey. 1430 01:18:30,255 --> 01:18:31,689 Are you following me? 1431 01:18:32,790 --> 01:18:35,093 Once I was sure you weren't following me. 1432 01:18:35,094 --> 01:18:37,496 I'm sorry, it's just... 1433 01:18:37,497 --> 01:18:39,931 - You thought I was Ted Bundy. - Kind of. 1434 01:18:39,932 --> 01:18:41,099 Yeah. 1435 01:18:41,100 --> 01:18:44,369 My name's Gabriel... Bundy. 1436 01:18:44,370 --> 01:18:46,203 Sierra. 1437 01:18:47,472 --> 01:18:49,541 It's weird that there's no cars at all. 1438 01:18:49,542 --> 01:18:51,809 Yeah, I'll say. 1439 01:18:51,810 --> 01:18:54,146 Anyway, my car is parked over there. 1440 01:18:54,147 --> 01:18:56,848 It's not that far, 1441 01:18:56,849 --> 01:18:59,217 and if you want, I could give you a ride to town. 1442 01:18:59,218 --> 01:19:01,453 That'd be great. Thank you. 1443 01:19:01,454 --> 01:19:04,054 - Make up some karma. - Please, lead the way. 1444 01:19:08,660 --> 01:19:10,728 Just a sec. 1445 01:19:10,729 --> 01:19:12,263 (GRUNTS) 1446 01:19:15,367 --> 01:19:17,436 Okay, confession. 1447 01:19:17,437 --> 01:19:21,440 - I kind of recognized you. - Really. 1448 01:19:21,441 --> 01:19:23,908 I wasn't sure, but I think I saw a picture of you 1449 01:19:23,909 --> 01:19:26,378 in my boyfriend's videogame magazine. 1450 01:19:26,379 --> 01:19:28,012 Right? You're, like, the shit. 1451 01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:29,114 No, no. 1452 01:19:29,115 --> 01:19:30,648 You're like the Quentin Tarantino 1453 01:19:30,649 --> 01:19:33,351 of their world, videogame god. 1454 01:19:33,352 --> 01:19:34,352 Not really, no. 1455 01:19:34,353 --> 01:19:35,753 Fine. 1456 01:19:35,754 --> 01:19:38,390 You seriously recognized me off one photo? 1457 01:19:38,391 --> 01:19:40,892 I thought you were kind of hot, considering. 1458 01:19:40,893 --> 01:19:41,993 Considering...? 1459 01:19:41,994 --> 01:19:44,062 Within the subset of videogame people. 1460 01:19:44,063 --> 01:19:45,830 Ah, okay. 1461 01:19:45,831 --> 01:19:48,200 I wasn't masturbating to your picture or anything. 1462 01:19:48,201 --> 01:19:49,334 I guess I'm flattered. 1463 01:19:49,335 --> 01:19:50,702 You should be. 1464 01:19:50,703 --> 01:19:52,237 I'm stingy with compliments. 1465 01:19:52,238 --> 01:19:54,606 Your boyfriend plays videogames? 1466 01:19:54,607 --> 01:19:58,110 Ex-boyfriend. And yes, way too many. 1467 01:19:58,111 --> 01:19:59,911 He used to play Evercrack 1468 01:19:59,912 --> 01:20:01,313 - back in the day... - Oh, no. 1469 01:20:01,314 --> 01:20:03,081 but your game was, like, well, 1470 01:20:03,082 --> 01:20:05,117 I don't know, what's worse than crack? 1471 01:20:05,118 --> 01:20:06,284 Supercrack? 1472 01:20:06,285 --> 01:20:07,719 He was spending 40 hours a week 1473 01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:09,887 collecting Thunderleaf or whatever, 1474 01:20:09,888 --> 01:20:12,324 and I was his mule, hauling it around, 1475 01:20:12,325 --> 01:20:13,558 'cause he ran out of space. 1476 01:20:13,559 --> 01:20:14,826 You had an account? 1477 01:20:14,827 --> 01:20:16,861 Part of your world, and you didn't know it. 1478 01:20:16,862 --> 01:20:18,563 I'm sorry. 1479 01:20:18,564 --> 01:20:20,698 You can make it up to me. 1480 01:20:22,134 --> 01:20:23,235 Shit. 1481 01:20:23,236 --> 01:20:24,435 (TONES DING) 1482 01:20:26,505 --> 01:20:27,939 (DINGS) 1483 01:20:27,940 --> 01:20:30,106 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 1484 01:20:32,444 --> 01:20:34,379 (DINGS) 1485 01:20:34,380 --> 01:20:38,883 GAVIN: And I am so sorry. 1486 01:20:38,884 --> 01:20:43,854 I understand. It's not your fault, right? 1487 01:20:44,889 --> 01:20:46,957 It couldn't be your fault. 1488 01:20:47,925 --> 01:20:49,761 You're morally incapable 1489 01:20:49,762 --> 01:20:51,429 of doing the right thing. 1490 01:20:51,430 --> 01:20:52,663 - I don't... - Right? 1491 01:20:53,665 --> 01:20:55,800 So, you play a lot of characters at once? 1492 01:20:55,801 --> 01:20:58,670 A couple. Most people do. 1493 01:20:58,671 --> 01:21:00,438 But you're not most people. 1494 01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:02,174 You created the world. 1495 01:21:02,175 --> 01:21:03,841 You know all the secret codes. 1496 01:21:03,842 --> 01:21:06,611 - What, like god mode? - Is that what you call it? 1497 01:21:06,612 --> 01:21:08,246 It's when you have all the powers 1498 01:21:08,247 --> 01:21:09,614 and you can't be killed. 1499 01:21:09,615 --> 01:21:11,383 It's actually boring to play, though. 1500 01:21:11,384 --> 01:21:13,185 A game isn't fun unless there are rules. 1501 01:21:13,186 --> 01:21:15,018 And you make the rules. 1502 01:21:16,588 --> 01:21:18,890 Yeah, I do. 1503 01:21:18,891 --> 01:21:20,491 Thanks. 1504 01:21:23,061 --> 01:21:24,928 Do you think that I'm pretty? 1505 01:21:26,498 --> 01:21:27,566 What? 1506 01:21:27,567 --> 01:21:29,334 Do you think I'm hot... 1507 01:21:29,335 --> 01:21:32,669 on a purely physical level? 1508 01:21:34,506 --> 01:21:35,639 Sure. 1509 01:21:36,508 --> 01:21:38,009 That's a rave. 1510 01:21:38,010 --> 01:21:40,212 Well, I don't know why you're asking. 1511 01:21:40,213 --> 01:21:42,947 My ex-boyfriend the orc used to say, 1512 01:21:42,948 --> 01:21:45,317 (LIKE STONER) "The thing that I like about you 1513 01:21:45,318 --> 01:21:48,320 is you're not so hot I'm afraid I'm gonna lose you." 1514 01:21:48,321 --> 01:21:50,455 So where's the orc now? 1515 01:21:50,456 --> 01:21:51,822 He's dead. 1516 01:21:53,024 --> 01:21:54,359 I spiked his water bottle 1517 01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:56,294 with a massive quantity of GHB. 1518 01:21:56,295 --> 01:21:58,330 He hallucinated, 1519 01:21:58,331 --> 01:22:00,397 went into convulsions, and died. 1520 01:22:02,334 --> 01:22:04,635 Remind me not to piss you off, Sarah. 1521 01:22:05,503 --> 01:22:06,670 Sierra! 1522 01:22:07,672 --> 01:22:09,039 Sorry. 1523 01:22:11,476 --> 01:22:12,544 What makes you think 1524 01:22:12,545 --> 01:22:14,478 you haven't pissed me off already? 1525 01:22:19,551 --> 01:22:21,184 MARY: How you doin', kiddo? 1526 01:22:22,703 --> 01:22:24,572 I was thinking we could all go 1527 01:22:24,573 --> 01:22:27,142 to El Cholo for dinner tonight. 1528 01:22:27,143 --> 01:22:29,744 How do you feel about some blue corn enchiladas? 1529 01:22:29,745 --> 01:22:31,945 Should we ask Daddy when he gets back? 1530 01:22:34,215 --> 01:22:35,683 He's not coming back. 1531 01:22:35,684 --> 01:22:38,085 (RECORDER BEEPING) 1532 01:22:38,086 --> 01:22:39,687 How could you? 1533 01:22:39,688 --> 01:22:42,056 How could you?! 1534 01:22:42,057 --> 01:22:43,258 How could you. 1535 01:22:43,259 --> 01:22:44,491 How could you. 1536 01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:47,862 How could you...? 1537 01:22:47,863 --> 01:22:49,764 - How could you? - Cut. Perfect. 1538 01:22:49,765 --> 01:22:51,533 I feel so dirty. 1539 01:22:51,534 --> 01:22:52,799 That's how I like it. 1540 01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:07,781 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1541 01:23:11,653 --> 01:23:12,786 Wait. 1542 01:23:14,355 --> 01:23:16,157 Something's wrong. 1543 01:23:16,158 --> 01:23:17,591 I feel... 1544 01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:27,000 Ugh. 1545 01:23:36,377 --> 01:23:39,379 Mm, uh, wait. 1546 01:23:40,515 --> 01:23:42,617 I have a wife and a daughter. 1547 01:23:42,618 --> 01:23:44,051 They're waiting for me. 1548 01:23:44,052 --> 01:23:45,587 - Where are they? - Back at the car. 1549 01:23:45,588 --> 01:23:46,720 Which direction? 1550 01:23:51,492 --> 01:23:53,361 Whoa. 1551 01:23:53,362 --> 01:23:55,330 Face it, G, you don't know where they are. 1552 01:23:55,331 --> 01:23:56,631 You don't know where you are. 1553 01:23:56,632 --> 01:23:58,633 We've been walking in circles for an hour. 1554 01:23:58,634 --> 01:24:02,036 - Where is your car? - There is no car. 1555 01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:03,538 It was all a pretense, 1556 01:24:03,539 --> 01:24:06,541 an excuse to get you on your own. 1557 01:24:06,542 --> 01:24:09,076 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 1558 01:24:09,077 --> 01:24:10,844 You getting dizzy? 1559 01:24:11,746 --> 01:24:13,547 It's just the GHB in the water. 1560 01:24:15,182 --> 01:24:16,984 GABRIEL: What's happening? 1561 01:24:16,985 --> 01:24:19,086 I'm sorry that it had to come to this, G. 1562 01:24:19,087 --> 01:24:21,087 I promise it's gonna be over soon. 1563 01:24:22,490 --> 01:24:23,891 You're trying to kill me? 1564 01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:27,528 No, this is not a murder. It's an intervention. 1565 01:24:27,529 --> 01:24:30,197 Do you feel like a man? You're not. 1566 01:24:30,198 --> 01:24:33,100 I had to get you away from her. She was holding you back. 1567 01:24:33,101 --> 01:24:34,669 - You had to give her up. - Melissa. 1568 01:24:34,670 --> 01:24:37,538 - Allee... allee... all come free! - There's something wrong... 1569 01:24:37,539 --> 01:24:39,807 I can get you out of here, 1570 01:24:39,808 --> 01:24:41,643 but you have to trust me. 1571 01:24:41,644 --> 01:24:43,544 Do you feel like a man? 1572 01:24:43,545 --> 01:24:46,180 'Cause I'll tell you a little secret. 1573 01:24:46,181 --> 01:24:48,147 You're not. 1574 01:24:50,217 --> 01:24:51,417 (RETCHES) 1575 01:24:56,491 --> 01:24:58,124 (COUGHS) 1576 01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:06,332 Why are you doing this? 1577 01:25:07,201 --> 01:25:08,935 You did this to yourself. 1578 01:25:09,937 --> 01:25:12,506 And admitting that is the first step. 1579 01:25:14,141 --> 01:25:17,410 You're a crackhead, G. 1580 01:25:19,814 --> 01:25:23,451 Thing is, this planet and these people, 1581 01:25:23,452 --> 01:25:25,619 they're your drug of choice. 1582 01:25:27,322 --> 01:25:30,525 It wasn't that hard to make a universe. 1583 01:25:30,526 --> 01:25:33,861 At first you just checked in every once in a while... 1584 01:25:33,862 --> 01:25:36,197 see how the Neanderthals were doing, 1585 01:25:36,198 --> 01:25:39,166 move a couple of continents around. 1586 01:25:39,167 --> 01:25:41,769 But then you got more into it. 1587 01:25:41,770 --> 01:25:44,905 You started playing a couple of characters of your own. 1588 01:25:45,873 --> 01:25:48,676 Slaves, kings, messiahs. 1589 01:25:48,677 --> 01:25:50,978 Pretty soon you were playing 24/7. 1590 01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:52,380 How long have I been... 1591 01:25:52,381 --> 01:25:55,616 You've been gone for 4,000 years, 1592 01:25:55,617 --> 01:25:58,284 not that time means the same for us. 1593 01:25:59,153 --> 01:26:01,055 You came looking for me? 1594 01:26:01,056 --> 01:26:03,691 That's what a girl does. 1595 01:26:03,692 --> 01:26:05,426 Why now? 1596 01:26:05,427 --> 01:26:08,195 Because you forgot who you were. 1597 01:26:08,196 --> 01:26:10,264 You forgot this wasn't real. 1598 01:26:10,265 --> 01:26:13,401 We couldn't just storm in on a fiery chariot. 1599 01:26:13,402 --> 01:26:16,471 It was your universe. We had to play by your rules. 1600 01:26:16,472 --> 01:26:18,706 We had to show you how limited and corrupt 1601 01:26:18,707 --> 01:26:20,375 your little world was. 1602 01:26:20,376 --> 01:26:21,442 Don't get me wrong. 1603 01:26:21,443 --> 01:26:24,544 It's... it's a nice place. 1604 01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:28,048 It's cozy... 1605 01:26:28,049 --> 01:26:30,784 but do you remember where you came from? 1606 01:26:38,593 --> 01:26:41,294 Do you remember where you came from? 1607 01:26:42,162 --> 01:26:43,730 It was warm. 1608 01:26:46,267 --> 01:26:49,704 And white, like a... 1609 01:26:49,705 --> 01:26:52,373 You can't describe it with human words. 1610 01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:54,942 You can't think it with human thoughts. 1611 01:26:54,943 --> 01:26:57,010 We need you to come back. 1612 01:26:58,479 --> 01:26:59,779 With us. 1613 01:27:01,382 --> 01:27:02,849 Come back with me. 1614 01:27:11,592 --> 01:27:15,563 You can destroy the world with a single thought. 1615 01:27:15,564 --> 01:27:19,867 Don't, incidentally. Just file that away. 1616 01:27:19,868 --> 01:27:23,103 The truth is you hold all the cards. 1617 01:27:23,104 --> 01:27:24,739 When people pray, 1618 01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:28,342 they don't want this thing or that thing. 1619 01:27:28,343 --> 01:27:31,178 They just... they don't want to be forgotten. 1620 01:27:31,179 --> 01:27:33,113 You understand? 1621 01:27:33,114 --> 01:27:34,315 Noelle? 1622 01:27:34,316 --> 01:27:36,451 I would have told you earlier, but... 1623 01:27:36,452 --> 01:27:37,751 Noelle?! 1624 01:27:40,287 --> 01:27:41,856 Noelle! 1625 01:27:41,857 --> 01:27:43,623 Noelle! 1626 01:27:44,826 --> 01:27:46,894 Noelle! 1627 01:27:46,895 --> 01:27:50,431 Maybe if I just cut back, didn't get so involved. 1628 01:27:50,432 --> 01:27:52,232 We both know that'll never work. 1629 01:27:52,233 --> 01:27:53,701 Next week you'll be back here 1630 01:27:53,702 --> 01:27:55,169 redesigning the pinecones. 1631 01:27:55,170 --> 01:27:58,105 You have to quit, cold turkey. 1632 01:27:58,106 --> 01:27:59,306 I can't. 1633 01:27:59,307 --> 01:28:02,610 You can, but I can't force you to leave. 1634 01:28:02,611 --> 01:28:03,977 You have to want it. 1635 01:28:20,995 --> 01:28:22,829 Noelle! 1636 01:28:24,832 --> 01:28:28,168 Come on! Answer Mama! 1637 01:28:29,403 --> 01:28:31,171 Answer me! 1638 01:28:31,172 --> 01:28:32,972 Noelle! 1639 01:28:34,274 --> 01:28:35,641 - Noelle! - She's here. 1640 01:28:36,544 --> 01:28:39,179 I didn't forget about you guys. 1641 01:28:42,049 --> 01:28:43,850 Everything okay? 1642 01:28:44,919 --> 01:28:48,122 Yeah, everything's fine. Absolutely. 1643 01:28:48,123 --> 01:28:49,789 Let's go home. 1644 01:29:01,301 --> 01:29:03,436 ♪ 1645 01:29:28,095 --> 01:29:32,199 ♪ I won't run far ♪ 1646 01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:36,037 ♪ I won't run far ♪ 1647 01:29:36,038 --> 01:29:40,307 ♪ I can always be found 1648 01:29:40,308 --> 01:29:44,377 ♪ I can always be found 1649 01:29:52,553 --> 01:29:56,123 ♪ If you need me 1650 01:29:56,124 --> 01:29:57,757 Good night, Jellybean. 1651 01:30:00,661 --> 01:30:04,865 ♪ I can always be found 1652 01:30:04,866 --> 01:30:08,835 ♪ I can always be found 1653 01:30:16,477 --> 01:30:20,948 ♪ If you want me to stay ♪ 1654 01:30:20,949 --> 01:30:24,652 ♪ If you want me to stay ♪ 1655 01:30:24,653 --> 01:30:28,888 ♪ I will stay by your side ♪ 1656 01:30:36,463 --> 01:30:41,002 ♪ I won't run far ♪ 1657 01:30:41,003 --> 01:30:45,072 ♪ I won't run far ♪ 1658 01:30:45,073 --> 01:30:49,043 ♪ I won't run far ♪ 1659 01:30:49,044 --> 01:30:53,247 ♪ I can always be found 1660 01:30:53,248 --> 01:30:57,451 ♪ I can always be found 1661 01:30:57,452 --> 01:31:01,754 ♪ I can always be found 1662 01:31:03,457 --> 01:31:05,758 You need to go, don't you? 1663 01:31:06,994 --> 01:31:08,461 No. 1664 01:31:09,363 --> 01:31:10,798 I can stay. 1665 01:31:10,799 --> 01:31:13,067 How long, forever? 1666 01:31:13,068 --> 01:31:14,368 Every day you'd be here, 1667 01:31:14,369 --> 01:31:16,435 you'd know what you were missing. 1668 01:31:18,205 --> 01:31:20,541 What happens if you go? 1669 01:31:20,542 --> 01:31:23,209 Worst case scenario? 1670 01:31:27,214 --> 01:31:28,816 Disintegration of everything 1671 01:31:28,817 --> 01:31:31,686 into a fiery void, oblivio accebit. 1672 01:31:31,687 --> 01:31:33,554 The end of everything. 1673 01:31:33,555 --> 01:31:35,690 That's all? 1674 01:31:35,691 --> 01:31:37,757 Probably wouldn't happen. 1675 01:31:38,926 --> 01:31:41,796 I guess I'm more worried about the human factor. 1676 01:31:41,797 --> 01:31:44,464 You guys kill each other a lot. 1677 01:31:44,465 --> 01:31:46,701 In fairness, it's usually in your name. 1678 01:31:46,702 --> 01:31:50,270 Plus, we've gotten much more efficient at it. 1679 01:31:50,271 --> 01:31:52,338 I like this world. 1680 01:31:54,308 --> 01:31:57,878 I like my life here with you and Noelle. 1681 01:31:57,879 --> 01:31:59,178 It's not real. 1682 01:32:00,681 --> 01:32:02,282 I'm not really your wife. 1683 01:32:02,283 --> 01:32:04,617 You're not really my husband. 1684 01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:08,388 On some level, it's all pretend. 1685 01:32:11,458 --> 01:32:13,559 How many versions were there? 1686 01:32:14,595 --> 01:32:17,964 Ninety. This is the last one. 1687 01:32:19,533 --> 01:32:20,935 Wow. 1688 01:32:20,936 --> 01:32:22,669 I've destroyed 1689 01:32:22,670 --> 01:32:25,239 billions of people with a thought... 1690 01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:27,041 (CHOKING UP) ...and you'd like to think 1691 01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:28,075 that it's painless. 1692 01:32:28,076 --> 01:32:29,608 Stop. 1693 01:32:31,145 --> 01:32:35,348 You don't have to explain or apologize. 1694 01:32:36,416 --> 01:32:40,553 Everything that is is because of you. 1695 01:32:44,225 --> 01:32:48,828 And if that's all there is, that's enough. 1696 01:32:57,504 --> 01:32:58,973 So. 1697 01:32:58,974 --> 01:33:00,573 So. 1698 01:33:01,742 --> 01:33:04,543 Guess you don't really need to pack anything. 1699 01:33:07,081 --> 01:33:08,382 I'm good. 1700 01:33:08,383 --> 01:33:09,682 You're great. 1701 01:33:11,051 --> 01:33:14,054 It has been a pleasure. 1702 01:33:14,055 --> 01:33:15,554 Likewise. 1703 01:33:17,792 --> 01:33:19,559 I love you. 1704 01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:23,562 I love you, too, you big lug. 1705 01:33:31,138 --> 01:33:32,938 You're my favorite. 1706 01:33:36,944 --> 01:33:39,379 ♪ 1707 01:34:31,765 --> 01:34:33,968 NOELLE:...should we measure it first? 1708 01:34:33,969 --> 01:34:36,036 Got flour, we have flour. 1709 01:34:36,037 --> 01:34:37,671 BEN: All right, so I need oil. 1710 01:34:37,672 --> 01:34:38,973 We need nutmeg. 1711 01:34:38,974 --> 01:34:40,940 Oh, honey, do we have nutmeg? 1712 01:34:43,210 --> 01:34:44,544 We should. 1713 01:34:45,779 --> 01:34:47,514 Good. Good, good, good, good, good. 1714 01:34:47,515 --> 01:34:49,583 - Nutmeg. - Oh, cinnamon, too. 1715 01:34:49,584 --> 01:34:52,887 If I had a horse, I would name her Cinnamon. 1716 01:34:52,888 --> 01:34:55,155 - And if I had another horse... - Nutmeg? 1717 01:34:55,156 --> 01:34:56,556 No, Flash. 1718 01:34:56,557 --> 01:34:58,625 What? Why Flash? 1719 01:34:58,626 --> 01:35:00,394 I mean, I would name her Flash 1720 01:35:00,395 --> 01:35:03,063 because she'd be the fastest horse in the world. 1721 01:35:03,064 --> 01:35:04,431 I mean in the whole world. 1722 01:35:04,432 --> 01:35:06,700 - In the whole world? - Ever whole. 1723 01:35:06,701 --> 01:35:09,370 The ever whole world? That's pretty good. 1724 01:35:09,371 --> 01:35:10,537 That's pretty fast. 1725 01:35:10,538 --> 01:35:13,573 Yes, and I would be a princess. 1726 01:35:13,574 --> 01:35:15,074 Sweetie? 1727 01:35:18,312 --> 01:35:20,847 This might sound really strange, 1728 01:35:20,848 --> 01:35:22,482 but what's my name? 1729 01:35:23,850 --> 01:35:25,084 Um. 1730 01:35:26,887 --> 01:35:28,053 Mommy. 1731 01:35:29,023 --> 01:35:31,392 Right. Exactly. 1732 01:35:31,393 --> 01:35:34,193 He's not coming back. 1733 01:35:35,595 --> 01:35:37,464 But it's gonna be okay. 1734 01:35:37,465 --> 01:35:40,401 He put all the pieces together. 1735 01:35:40,402 --> 01:35:43,637 - It's like... - The best of all possible worlds. 1736 01:35:43,638 --> 01:35:45,372 (GIGGLES) 1737 01:35:45,373 --> 01:35:48,474 BEN: Honey, is it supposed to stick like this? 1738 01:35:49,676 --> 01:35:52,980 - Better help him. - Let's go. 1739 01:35:52,981 --> 01:35:55,482 - Do you see what I'm talking about? - Oh, my gosh. 1740 01:35:55,483 --> 01:35:58,252 consistency. Is it maybe a little... it's too thick. 1741 01:35:58,253 --> 01:35:59,920 We can safely say that's too thick? 1742 01:35:59,921 --> 01:36:01,989 Will you get some milk? 1743 01:36:01,990 --> 01:36:05,459 - Get milk? - See, it says milk on the recipe. 1744 01:36:05,460 --> 01:36:06,592 Ready? 1745 01:36:07,461 --> 01:36:09,463 Oh, my. Oh, no! All right. 1746 01:36:09,464 --> 01:36:11,930 Oh, don't mess it up. Don't mess it up. 1747 01:36:13,233 --> 01:36:14,534 Thank you. 1748 01:36:14,535 --> 01:36:16,971 Shouldn't we be using a machine? 1749 01:36:16,972 --> 01:36:19,573 - Isn't there a machine we can... - I'm the machine! 1750 01:36:19,574 --> 01:36:21,942 You're our machine? Ooh! 1751 01:36:21,943 --> 01:36:23,643 - All right. - Come on, machine. 1752 01:36:23,644 --> 01:36:25,712 Okay, hold on. Let's... 1753 01:36:25,713 --> 01:36:27,514 (EXCLAIMING) 1754 01:36:27,515 --> 01:36:31,585 ♪ The earth is warm 1755 01:36:31,586 --> 01:36:35,087 ♪ Next to my ear 1756 01:36:36,824 --> 01:36:39,760 ♪ Insect noise 1757 01:36:39,761 --> 01:36:43,763 ♪ Is all that I hear 1758 01:36:45,065 --> 01:36:48,068 ♪ A magic trick 1759 01:36:48,069 --> 01:36:52,038 ♪ Makes the world disappear 1760 01:36:53,541 --> 01:36:56,477 ♪ The skies are dark 1761 01:36:56,478 --> 01:36:59,879 ♪ They're dark but they're clear ♪ 1762 01:37:00,948 --> 01:37:03,984 ♪ A distant motorcade 1763 01:37:03,985 --> 01:37:07,987 ♪ And suddenly there's joy ♪ 1764 01:37:09,590 --> 01:37:12,159 ♪ The snow and tickertape 1765 01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:16,162 ♪ Blurs all my sense numb 1766 01:37:18,065 --> 01:37:20,801 ♪ It's like the finish line ♪ 1767 01:37:20,802 --> 01:37:25,237 ♪ Where everything just ends ♪ 1768 01:37:26,507 --> 01:37:29,209 ♪ The crack of radios 1769 01:37:29,210 --> 01:37:33,379 ♪ Seems close enough to touch ♪ 1770 01:37:44,958 --> 01:37:47,594 ♪ 1770 01:37:48,305 --> 01:37:54,236 125172