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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Well, I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body
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I know not everybody
Has got a body like you
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But I've got to think twice
Before I give my heart away
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And I know all the games you play
Because I play them too
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Oh, but I need some time off...
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- Has he ever had hair on his head?
- Yes.
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- Did he, when you met him?
- No.
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But he's got hair everywhere else.
I don't want to know actually.
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Well, it takes a strong man, baby
But I'm showing you the door
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Because I gotta have faith
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I gotta have faith
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Because I gotta have faith
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I gotta have faith
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- Has he asked you to marry him?
- Yeah.
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- He has?
- Yes.
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What, you said no?
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- Baa, baa, black sheep
- Baa, baa, black sheep
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- You're not gonna have many chances.
- Okay.
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Any wool, any, any wool
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You got a limited number of eggs.
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Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir
Yes, sir, I got three bags full
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They're dropping out every month.
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And they lose quality
the older you get.
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That's why I only had you.
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I would have loved
to have had another stab at it.
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Thank you.
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Black sheep
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Right, okay, so as you know,
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Krebel Farms have asked us
to put the sexy back into eggs
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for their relaunch as a teen brand.
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- So, Nigel, how are you...?
- Sorry.
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There she is.
Come on in, do join us.
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So how are you two getting on
with the work you've been doing?
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Good. Yeah. We're working on...
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...egg deejays. Deejaying eggs.
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Omelet. Omelet decks.
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Sally did some pretty fun
mock-ups of the deejay...
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- All right, let's see those, then.
- I didn't bring it going today.
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Sorry. I can bring them next time.
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There isn't a next time, Sally.
This is the meeting to do with this.
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So any other ideas?
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I have a boiled egg every morning,
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and I'm convinced
they make your boobs grow.
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Mine just get bigger and bigger.
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Right. Market research does show
that we do need to address
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what people don't like about eggs
as much as what they do.
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- Exactly.
- Yeah.
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You're right. I mean, I really worry
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about the little brown bits
you find in the yolk.
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- I don't know. Is that a tiny stool?
- Stool?
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No, no, no. It's not a stool.
It's a bit of fetus, half-formed.
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Maybe that's how we should pitch
the campaign, you know.
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"Can you face the horror
within the shell?"
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We could, but right now I'm wondering
whether perhaps it'd be better
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if we just disguised
the eggshells altogether.
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Eggs in bras.
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That was one idea
we were thinking of.
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- Egg lingerie.
- Right, eggs and bras.
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A way of presenting the eggs
in a sort of fun, sexy, provocative way.
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You could do. I mean, we could
bring in your scene there
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because young girls do want to have
a chest, don't they, as they grow.
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So you could have...
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Eggs in trainer bras, maybe,
would be better.
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Fried eggs.
You know, like little girls have.
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Not the big'uns like she's got.
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Well, I had a full chest
by the age of ten.
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- I was eight.
- Oh, Sally?
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One got big at nine. The other one...
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Twelve? I don't know.
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No, I meant,
did you have any more ideas?
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- Sorry about earlier.
- No, it's fine. What happened?
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I just forgot everything.
Left all my stuff in the Tube.
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- In the Tube?
- What's that smell?
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It's probably my massive ball bag.
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Hey. I think she fancies me.
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- Sally?
- You know how she's all, like...
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...gets flustered about me,
and, like, walks off.
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That's classic pheromone stuff,
isn't it?
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I thought pheromones are supposed
to draw the opposite sex towards you.
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No, no, it repels them
because I'm so powerful.
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She gets overwhelmed.
Wants to go and lie down.
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So I was thinking I'd probably make
a move, if that's all right with you.
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Yeah. Fine. Why wouldn't it be?
Go for it.
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You've not been looking
for a rebound shag?
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No. No, that's all...
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I've shut up shop
in that department. Yeah.
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Do you mind if I...?
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Well, no, just labeling
my dairy products.
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- I have brittle bones.
- Okay.
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Well, my legs are useless, but...
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...it's good to keep
the bones present.
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- Just the bones.
- Right, yeah.
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I just wanted to say...
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I know we're both going
for the promotion, but...
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- Well, I hope we could be friends.
- Yeah, of course. I'd like that.
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I don't want people thinking
just because I'm in the chair that...
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...I've got an unfair advantage
over you.
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No, no, not at all.
I mean, I didn't notice the chair.
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- I was run over.
- I'm sorry.
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By my mom.
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God, that's awful. Was it recently?
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No, I was quite young.
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She reversed over me,
and then back again.
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She said she thought
it was a large dog.
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But we think she knew.
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Why don't you come along?
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Get off me!
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Get off me!
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It's ok, Baby.
Baby, stop. It's me.
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What the fuck are you?
Oh, my God.
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- I'm just trying to spice up...
- Jesus Christ!
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I'm just fed up with you saying
I'm boring and predictable
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and my penis is too small.
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I never said it was too small.
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I just said I couldn't feel anything.
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Where did you get the balaclava?
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Blacks. It was quite expensive.
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Well, can you take it back?
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I'll try.
I think I've still got the receipt.
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I'm going to bed.
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Sal.
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I know this
isn't the best time, but...
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David.
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Sally, will you marry me?
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God, it feels a bit weird after that.
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I know, I know, I know.
My timing is terrible, but...
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I love you, Sal.
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I love you.
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I want to lay roots down,
and start a family with you, please.
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David.
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Please say yes.
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Sal, we've known each other
for ten years.
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- I'm so ill. Please.
- She's got a flu.
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I don't know, Sal. Please say yes.
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You're not getting any younger.
You're not gonna meet anyone else.
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Please, Sal.
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Okay.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Sal, that's fantastic.
That's fantastic.
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Oh, that's lovely.
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I've got something to show you.
Close your eyes.
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Mum would burst...
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...if you would wear...
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...this.
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- Was that hers?
- Yeah.
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There's a few stains,
but it does smell really nice.
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Yeah, smell.
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- I'm good.
- It's lovely.
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- Are you sure?
- I'm good.
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Okay.
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All right. Back in here.
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Oh, dear.
Do you want one of these?
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- No, I'm fine.
- Are you sure? Very well.
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I'm gonna have a biccie.
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I thought we're gonna have
some intercourse.
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I think I'm fine.
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- I'm good for that.
- Are you sure?
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No, thank you.
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I think it got a bit stuck.
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Want some water?
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It got jam in it.
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They're Jammie Dodgers,
that's why.
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- Do you not want to make love?
- No. Thank you.
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I'm too tired.
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- I'd love to make love to you.
- I don't want to. Thank you.
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What was on the dress?
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Oh, just stains.
Mom had quite an overactive gland.
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And I bet it fits.
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What gland?
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Oh, well, she never liked
to talk about it, really.
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But it was, you know, that one.
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Hello, Miss Fancy Boots.
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Yeah, my mouth has never been drier,
and I've never cared less.
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Boom boom bump along
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Sexy lady
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Come on, boom
Boom boom bump along
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Oh, sexy baby
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Boom boom bump along
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I wonder what your name is
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Boom boom bump along
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I wonder what your game is
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Little girl, you look so nice
like Mary and her little lamb
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I'm the one, Lou Pa
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- I want to play like a deep sea
- Sexy lady
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- I want to play you to the moon
- Oh, sexy baby
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I'm gonna shake you up
like kombucha
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I wonder what your name is
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That life that you've been leading
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I wonder what your game is
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It doesn't suit you
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Hey, DG, can you get her a beer?
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You're still going to get your tap done.
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Sorry. Can I get whatever this is?
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Ozzy Osbourne says
that my dog has a massive diarrhea.
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Sorry, do you mind not throwing
beer at me? Are you thick?
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- Sorry.
- I smell like a hot bat.
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Don't worry about him.
Don't be such an A-hole, Steven.
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No, that is...
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- I'm really glad you came.
- Me too.
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- I kind of knew you would.
- Really? How?
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I just got a fifth sense
for these things.
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- But I was just passing.
- Yeah?
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No.
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- Je m'appelle Emma.
- Sorry?
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Je m'appelle Emma.
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I'm part-French.
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- Hey, baby.
- Hey, baby.
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Come on. Let's go dance.
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Yeah, yeah.
I'll come in a minute, sweetie.
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- I'm just talking to my sister.
- Sister?
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Yeah. Sally...
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Sally, yeah.
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I'm just gonna catch up with her,
okay? I'll see you in a bit.
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- Let's do slammers.
- I'm actually feeling very depressed.
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- Why are you depressed?
- I had my hair cut twice this week.
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- How are you feeling?
- Yeah, depressed again.
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Your eyes are kind of like diamond.
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Liquid diamond.
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Sorry. I'm, sorry.
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I've got to go.
I've got to go home.
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Why?
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Morning, morning, Mrs. Fiancée.
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Good morning, Sal.
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Sal?
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- What?
- I was just saying good morning.
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- You've got glitter on your face.
- Here?
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And in your hair.
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I was...
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I was trying out some makeup ideas
for the wedding.
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- During the night?
- Yeah. Because...
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Yeah, I couldn't sleep.
Just some ideas I'm trying.
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- Like boozy.
- Yeah.
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I had a drink when I was doing
my makeup ideas.
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Is that okay?
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- Yes.
- Great.
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- Of course it's okay, Sal.
- Thank you.
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I do love you, David.
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I love you, Sal.
I love you so much.
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You're my special, special girl.
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I keep imagining you
in mom's dress.
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I'm getting quite a bump.
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Can I rub yours?
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- I can feel your bobble.
- Dave, I don't feel very well.
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- I feel a bit sick. I might be sick.
- Sal.
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You could always, you know...
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00:20:53,615 --> 00:20:54,935
Could you watch?
249
00:20:56,095 --> 00:20:57,735
Do you mind if I don't?
250
00:22:03,295 --> 00:22:06,493
All right, that's me.
Off to sunny Wolverhampton.
251
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- Hope you get some nice pics.
- I'll be back in a few days.
252
00:22:12,775 --> 00:22:15,975
- Don't mope about without me.
- I won't.
253
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,373
- What's that?
- What?
254
00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:39,535
- What's that?
- I don't know.
255
00:22:44,975 --> 00:22:48,253
- I thought you might need that?
- Oh, God. Thank you.
256
00:22:48,255 --> 00:22:51,095
Do you need to lie down?
Blood transfusion?
257
00:22:52,335 --> 00:22:54,613
- Congratulations, Sally.
- What?
258
00:22:54,615 --> 00:22:57,813
Your engagement.
I saw it in David's Facebook.
259
00:22:57,815 --> 00:23:01,013
- Wow. Really?
- Yeah, it's, you know.
260
00:23:01,015 --> 00:23:04,413
Exciting times.
It must be nice, though.
261
00:23:04,415 --> 00:23:07,013
You meet someone early on,
and they're the right person.
262
00:23:07,015 --> 00:23:08,773
I never really felt like that
with Lorraine.
263
00:23:08,775 --> 00:23:10,253
She's a right cow, Lorraine.
264
00:23:10,255 --> 00:23:13,853
Footloose and fancy-free, like me.
265
00:23:13,855 --> 00:23:17,173
Can we have less gassing
and more working, please, gang?
266
00:23:17,175 --> 00:23:19,015
Sorry.
267
00:23:52,655 --> 00:23:54,973
Oh, hi.
268
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:59,213
- Hi.
- Sorry, I slipped LSD.
269
00:23:59,215 --> 00:24:01,415
- I guess you knew that from last night.
- Yeah.
270
00:24:03,215 --> 00:24:05,573
You're so beautiful.
271
00:24:05,575 --> 00:24:08,615
Thank you. You too.
272
00:24:11,415 --> 00:24:16,293
So, yeah, I've this kind
of really heavy situation.
273
00:24:16,295 --> 00:24:19,175
- Oh, God, what...
- I can't really talk about it.
274
00:24:22,415 --> 00:24:24,093
- What is it?
- It's just...
275
00:24:24,095 --> 00:24:27,893
- Oh, no, I'm sorry...
- It's okay.
276
00:24:27,895 --> 00:24:31,693
It's really heavy. Super-heavy.
277
00:24:31,695 --> 00:24:34,013
The thrust of it is that my landlady
is a complete bitch,
278
00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:35,493
and she has thrown me out.
279
00:24:35,495 --> 00:24:38,293
I just need somewhere
to kind of sleep for one night.
280
00:24:38,295 --> 00:24:41,733
I don't know if you got, like, some
garden space or a shed or something.
281
00:24:41,735 --> 00:24:44,453
- Yeah...
- I don't want to be an impostor.
282
00:24:44,455 --> 00:24:47,653
No, I mean, you know, we're friends,
and it's great were friends.
283
00:24:47,655 --> 00:24:50,733
Friends.
284
00:24:50,735 --> 00:24:54,013
I mean, last night was amazing.
285
00:24:54,015 --> 00:24:56,533
- You're amazing.
- Amazing.
286
00:24:56,535 --> 00:24:59,535
I can't stop thinking
about your mouth.
287
00:25:03,495 --> 00:25:08,893
It's just the whole girl...
288
00:25:08,895 --> 00:25:11,173
- with women...
- Lesbian.
289
00:25:11,175 --> 00:25:14,853
Yeah, that thing, right.
I just don't know if it's me.
290
00:25:14,855 --> 00:25:17,615
Really?
It seemed like it was for you.
291
00:25:19,015 --> 00:25:21,215
I could feel your pussy
through your skirt.
292
00:25:22,775 --> 00:25:26,253
- Okay.
- It seemed like she liked it.
293
00:25:26,255 --> 00:25:28,333
Okay.
294
00:25:28,335 --> 00:25:30,295
It's just that I'm with someone.
295
00:25:31,495 --> 00:25:34,853
- Are you in love with her?
- It's a him.
296
00:25:34,855 --> 00:25:38,773
I mean, he's away, actually.
Not that, that matters.
297
00:25:38,775 --> 00:25:41,935
- Secret is Baron.
- Yeah.
298
00:25:43,815 --> 00:25:45,815
I don't know what I said.
299
00:26:03,215 --> 00:26:07,453
Oh. What.... God, I...?
300
00:26:07,455 --> 00:26:10,975
I'm sorry, I gotta get to the loo.
I'm sorry.
301
00:26:37,335 --> 00:26:40,893
I'm sorry. I can't do this.
I can't do this.
302
00:26:40,895 --> 00:26:42,613
- Why?
- I gotta go home.
303
00:26:42,615 --> 00:26:46,053
- This is feeling really weird.
- Please, just don't go. Please.
304
00:26:46,055 --> 00:26:48,733
- No. I'm engaged.
- Please.
305
00:26:48,735 --> 00:26:51,455
- Please, can we just be friends?
- I can't be friends with you.
306
00:26:53,735 --> 00:26:57,295
- So that's it, then?
- That's it.
307
00:30:41,335 --> 00:30:45,613
I'm so sorry. I'm just...
I'm so confused.
308
00:30:45,615 --> 00:30:48,253
- Look, we're not breaking up.
- I don't know.
309
00:30:48,255 --> 00:30:51,333
Sally, we're getting married.
310
00:30:51,335 --> 00:30:53,453
I got my hat this morning
from Amazon.
311
00:30:53,455 --> 00:30:55,335
I'm so sorry.
312
00:30:58,895 --> 00:31:01,013
Do you still love me?
313
00:31:01,015 --> 00:31:05,333
Of course I still love you.
I'm just not attracted to you anymore.
314
00:31:05,335 --> 00:31:07,853
Since when?
315
00:31:07,855 --> 00:31:11,175
Maybe the last seven years.
316
00:31:13,055 --> 00:31:16,613
It's like with you, I just felt
like I had no libido at all.
317
00:31:16,615 --> 00:31:22,095
But with this woman,
it's like she understands my body.
318
00:31:24,055 --> 00:31:27,533
- You've done stuff?
- Oh, just...
319
00:31:27,535 --> 00:31:29,693
...bits and bumps.
320
00:31:29,695 --> 00:31:31,855
Oh, no.
321
00:32:14,925 --> 00:32:19,925
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