All language subtitles for Ronal The Barbarian 2011

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German Download
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew Download
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:21,589 [Music] 1 00:00:21,890 --> 00:00:31,829 in the beginning there was only darkness 1 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:35,549 and out of that darkness was born the 1 00:00:31,829 --> 00:00:41,999 demons are who loved as a kid ease and 1 00:00:35,549 --> 00:00:44,939 oppressor of humankind but from out of 1 00:00:41,999 --> 00:00:47,730 the shadows cane cron warrior above 1 00:00:44,939 --> 00:00:50,259 whole warriors and bearer of the gods 1 00:00:47,729 --> 00:00:53,158 saw 1 00:00:50,259 --> 00:01:00,308 [Music] 1 00:00:53,158 --> 00:01:02,640 he freed humankind and led them to 1 00:01:00,308 --> 00:01:02,640 victory 1 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,959 [Applause] 1 00:01:12,090 --> 00:01:26,308 [Music] 1 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:36,228 but victory was daily one suffering a 1 00:01:33,349 --> 00:01:39,259 mortal wound to his heart cron bled for 1 00:01:36,228 --> 00:01:41,658 seven days and seven nights and a 1 00:01:39,260 --> 00:01:55,670 hundred warriors drank of his spilled 1 00:01:41,659 --> 00:01:58,310 blood and bad his strength cron looked 1 00:01:55,670 --> 00:02:02,420 down at them and what he saw was good 1 00:01:58,310 --> 00:02:04,509 and with that he died 1 00:02:02,420 --> 00:02:08,659 [Music] 1 00:02:04,509 --> 00:02:11,479 thus were born the barbarians the mighty 1 00:02:08,659 --> 00:02:37,478 sons of cron 1 00:02:11,479 --> 00:02:37,478 [Music] 1 00:02:41,669 --> 00:02:44,629 oh yeah 1 00:02:45,090 --> 00:02:48,240 [Applause] 1 00:02:53,490 --> 00:03:00,778 [Music] 1 00:03:04,590 --> 00:03:07,650 [Applause] 1 00:03:08,128 --> 00:03:14,378 listen up people 1 00:03:10,139 --> 00:03:17,859 strength courage fearlessness these 1 00:03:14,378 --> 00:03:20,438 frags work Ron's gifts to our people for 1 00:03:17,860 --> 00:03:21,909 thousands of generations his untitled 1 00:03:20,438 --> 00:03:25,030 garage has been running through our 1 00:03:21,908 --> 00:03:27,729 veins that's it's what we celebrate on 1 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:31,568 this day every year before we go on a 1 00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:34,000 quest my first and foremost it is Ron's 1 00:03:31,568 --> 00:03:36,818 blood which makes us barbarians the 1 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:41,579 greatest warriors in all of metal onea 1 00:03:36,818 --> 00:03:44,608 okay rhonu it's your turn roll is ill 1 00:03:41,579 --> 00:03:50,139 Ronal are taking a sick day 1 00:03:44,609 --> 00:03:52,060 Raoul why don't you just skip me my 1 00:03:50,139 --> 00:03:59,500 elbow is hurting maybe I'm getting 1 00:03:52,060 --> 00:04:02,400 osteoporosis jerk-off elbow come on just 1 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:02,400 give it all you've got shit 1 00:04:03,759 --> 00:04:11,998 [Music] 1 00:04:14,590 --> 00:04:28,699 [Music] 1 00:04:39,769 --> 00:04:43,659 [Music] 1 00:04:41,189 --> 00:04:45,850 get in shape before going out on a quest 1 00:04:43,660 --> 00:04:48,699 roam a barbarian who can swing a 1 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:51,520 double-headed axis well it's not a real 1 00:04:48,699 --> 00:04:53,800 pop berry what the hell am I gonna do on 1 00:04:51,519 --> 00:04:55,149 a quest anyway I'll just get in your way 1 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:58,060 why can't I hang it you're a son of 1 00:04:55,149 --> 00:05:00,159 crown wahoo Kron Suns go on quests to 1 00:04:58,060 --> 00:05:02,759 kill monsters and return home in glory 1 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:06,370 that's the essence of being a barbarian 1 00:05:02,759 --> 00:05:08,259 uncle take a look at me what can I do to 1 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:11,949 harm a monster flex these muscles and 1 00:05:08,259 --> 00:05:16,870 hope it lasts itself to death what's up 1 00:05:11,949 --> 00:05:18,340 Ronal have you gotten some muscles funny 1 00:05:16,870 --> 00:05:20,949 hey have you gotten yourself some brain 1 00:05:18,339 --> 00:05:22,689 cells huh what yeah if there's one of my 1 00:05:20,949 --> 00:05:24,579 back and you pop it for me so freakin 1 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:27,250 typical right before the party listen 1 00:05:24,579 --> 00:05:29,560 Rory going out on a quest is more about 1 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:32,529 having big balls rather than big muscles 1 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:34,959 it's about courage once you show you're 1 00:05:32,529 --> 00:05:37,029 a real man questing is fun crushing the 1 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:38,709 enemy is easy okay maybe it's just me 1 00:05:37,029 --> 00:05:40,779 but I can't get over the fact that you 1 00:05:38,709 --> 00:05:43,109 can seriously die from questing I'll 1 00:05:40,779 --> 00:05:51,119 just shut up on Friday 1 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:53,300 [Music] 1 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:56,528 what the hell is that 1 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:56,528 [Music] 1 00:06:02,860 --> 00:06:10,579 your arm Shaytards people 1 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:10,579 [Music] 1 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:22,350 [Music] 1 00:06:20,350 --> 00:06:22,350 Oh 1 00:06:46,579 --> 00:06:58,038 wait hold its alt who goes there 1 00:06:59,930 --> 00:07:05,780 [Music] 1 00:07:02,110 --> 00:07:09,350 greetings noble barbarians Master 1 00:07:05,779 --> 00:07:12,739 Florian bad at your service we merely 1 00:07:09,350 --> 00:07:17,210 wish humble fee of course to enrich your 1 00:07:12,740 --> 00:07:20,569 spectacular buffet of raffle with noble 1 00:07:17,209 --> 00:07:24,189 sonatas from olden times about heroes 1 00:07:20,569 --> 00:07:24,189 and heroines 1 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:31,209 [Music] 1 00:07:34,490 --> 00:07:37,990 [Applause] 1 00:07:39,990 --> 00:07:46,300 what they seem songs at parties parties 1 00:07:43,449 --> 00:07:54,579 that badass weapon is not a flame hurler 1 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:59,579 - fucking tuba man coming cracked open a 1 00:07:54,579 --> 00:08:04,568 skull in ages I know that was a joke 1 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:04,568 [Music] 1 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:10,860 howdy girls 1 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:14,189 how about washing my massive rocks bit 1 00:08:10,860 --> 00:08:16,379 dirty for Strings loot loot hey it's 1 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:17,009 time for Ellen's no frivolity my tongue 1 00:08:16,379 --> 00:08:19,079 any better 1 00:08:17,009 --> 00:08:21,120 duty calls we must practice for the 1 00:08:19,079 --> 00:08:24,359 party in there just a little time to 1 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:28,500 check out the honey's no no no a real 1 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:30,569 bastard comes down to this how does it 1 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:32,490 have to be so perfect isn't it about 1 00:08:30,569 --> 00:08:34,439 time we went on a quest and join the 1 00:08:32,490 --> 00:08:36,779 barbarians tomorrow and getting it all 1 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:39,510 the action look at me I really need to 1 00:08:36,779 --> 00:08:42,360 meet some chicks man I mean write some 1 00:08:39,509 --> 00:08:47,909 very important poems and that sort of 1 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:49,649 thing Oh Allie bet you won't be ready 1 00:08:47,909 --> 00:08:52,199 for that until you know all poems ever 1 00:08:49,649 --> 00:08:54,449 written entirely by heart right but that 1 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:57,180 like a hundred years nonsense 1 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:59,550 total rubbish my little friend I was 1 00:08:57,179 --> 00:09:02,959 only 57 when I was fully trained a 1 00:08:59,549 --> 00:09:02,959 youngster now stick 1 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,669 [Applause] 1 00:09:25,169 --> 00:09:32,169 honey better so I went hunting the other 1 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:34,360 day why and just happened to run into an 1 00:09:32,169 --> 00:09:37,559 or kindergarten cute kids 1 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:40,269 here you go sugar this is for you oh 1 00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:42,729 really brings out your eyes 1 00:09:40,269 --> 00:09:44,919 oh you got to see this one too it's an 1 00:09:42,730 --> 00:09:46,990 invisibility Body Lotion 1 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:49,629 I used to last you and I snuck into a 1 00:09:46,990 --> 00:09:54,060 Hera cool right 1 00:09:49,629 --> 00:09:54,059 totally sneaky peeky man you can't even 1 00:10:06,299 --> 00:10:14,229 [Music] 1 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:22,509 [Music] 1 00:10:26,899 --> 00:10:38,369 [Music] 1 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:47,820 all sons of crown or gathered Lord 1 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:47,820 Farkas I then the time is covered 1 00:11:01,309 --> 00:11:04,929 [Music] 1 00:11:06,288 --> 00:11:10,338 can I take over your shift what about 1 00:11:08,788 --> 00:11:16,139 the party huh 1 00:11:10,339 --> 00:11:17,339 yeah I was a bit tired okay then but 1 00:11:16,139 --> 00:11:19,948 blow the horn if you see anything 1 00:11:17,339 --> 00:11:22,709 suspicious okay think you can do that ah 1 00:11:19,948 --> 00:11:24,958 who cares if I can blow that shitty horn 1 00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:27,438 I just want to be alone okay it's a big 1 00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:31,588 horn first to drawing a big breath 1 00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:33,178 deeper and your God for God's sake uncle 1 00:11:31,589 --> 00:11:33,929 who in the hell would bother attacking 1 00:11:33,178 --> 00:11:35,938 us 1 00:11:33,928 --> 00:11:38,548 we're barbarians we've crushed 1 00:11:35,938 --> 00:11:40,649 everything in the northern hemisphere 1 00:11:38,548 --> 00:11:42,448 we've never been attacked damn it you 1 00:11:40,649 --> 00:11:48,828 may be right but it's the principle that 1 00:11:42,448 --> 00:11:48,828 counts it's gonna be the death of me 1 00:11:53,359 --> 00:11:57,528 fucking barbarians man 1 00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:13,439 [Music] 1 00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:13,440 you know what the hell is that 1 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:26,279 [Music] 1 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:48,159 [Applause] 1 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:48,159 we're under attack 1 00:12:51,860 --> 00:13:11,320 let grab your weapons what is your 1 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:11,320 command unleash the fires of hell 1 00:13:13,169 --> 00:13:20,579 [Music] 1 00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:36,559 [Music] 1 00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:36,560 I don't remember ordering any firewood 1 00:13:44,789 --> 00:13:48,120 we're under attack 1 00:13:52,820 --> 00:13:55,940 [Music] 1 00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:05,850 bitch bar email 1 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:32,449 [Music] 1 00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:45,960 [Music] 1 00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:45,960 [Applause] 1 00:14:46,129 --> 00:15:14,090 I really do try fine just isn't good 1 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:16,570 enough Ronald come on we've gotta save 1 00:15:14,090 --> 00:15:16,570 the others 1 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:36,160 [Music] 1 00:15:31,149 --> 00:15:42,289 are these the famous sons of cron how 1 00:15:36,159 --> 00:15:49,879 pathetic chain the ball up and don't 1 00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:52,480 leave anyone behind we barbarians never 1 00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:52,480 surrender 1 00:15:56,120 --> 00:16:03,500 [Music] 1 00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:03,500 [Applause] 1 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:09,879 [Laughter] 1 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:26,850 and we want boughs to Lourdes focus on 1 00:16:19,059 --> 00:16:26,849 [Music] 1 00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:35,000 take them away you heard Lord fall kazar 1 00:16:32,399 --> 00:16:37,700 get the last ones locked up 1 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:41,169 come on hurry up get the pigs in the 1 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:41,170 cart I haven't got all night 1 00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:47,840 remember your shoes and purses 1 00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:53,029 I mean axes we won't be coming back to 1 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:54,530 get them a problem here this president 1 00:16:53,029 --> 00:16:57,079 don't with the cops what should I do 1 00:16:54,529 --> 00:17:03,409 huh that's not a barbarian take it out 1 00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:06,730 back and kill the bitch what yeah damn 1 00:17:03,409 --> 00:17:06,730 it now it gets the Punjab 1 00:17:11,009 --> 00:17:43,069 [Music] 1 00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:44,660 oh what a night my head is killing me 1 00:17:43,069 --> 00:17:47,529 wow this place looks pretty nice dude 1 00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:49,820 where'd everyone go 1 00:17:47,529 --> 00:17:53,529 you have to do the after party or 1 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:53,529 something wait up 1 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:09,528 Oh 1 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,528 [Music] 1 00:18:10,308 --> 00:18:20,128 uncle you're alive not for long Cronus 1 00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:25,528 calling me oh no uncle 1 00:18:20,128 --> 00:18:27,748 it's probably just a Ronal when your 1 00:18:25,528 --> 00:18:29,909 parents died I promised to look after 1 00:18:27,749 --> 00:18:33,139 you I kept that promise 1 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:36,960 now it's your turn promise me something 1 00:18:33,138 --> 00:18:39,658 that you'll save the others they're 1 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:44,639 counting on you rhodol what but but I 1 00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:54,809 can't promise me you must go north to 1 00:18:44,638 --> 00:18:58,498 the Oracle the Oracle but but how you 1 00:18:54,808 --> 00:19:02,839 are their only hope you are the last 1 00:18:58,499 --> 00:19:02,839 free barbarian 1 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:09,389 uncle uncle 1 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,460 [Music] 1 00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:25,048 [Music] 1 00:19:31,809 --> 00:19:43,480 hmm coax a disability lotion yo what's 1 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:46,049 up you going on a quest uh no I have to 1 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:48,370 go find the other barbarians now okay uh 1 00:19:46,049 --> 00:19:50,470 sounds like a quest you're going on the 1 00:19:48,369 --> 00:19:52,629 quest I'm not going on a quest I have to 1 00:19:50,470 --> 00:19:56,049 find my tribe that is so totally a quest 1 00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:59,110 I made up and who are you howdy 1 00:19:56,049 --> 00:20:01,210 a Lebert bard pink tick John yeah 1 00:19:59,109 --> 00:20:02,169 wait hey you can't say no cuz I'll just 1 00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:04,240 follow you like a shadow 1 00:20:02,170 --> 00:20:06,370 yeah oh it's gonna be awesome man you 1 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:08,319 know what since we're heading north why 1 00:20:06,369 --> 00:20:11,079 don't we visit the Amazons along the way 1 00:20:08,319 --> 00:20:14,109 no I hear the chicks up there totally 1 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:16,689 drool we gotta check it out man listen 1 00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:18,250 it's true stop following me around okay 1 00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:19,930 Amazon chicks are born hotter and 1 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:25,359 hornier than a June bride and all of it 1 00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:27,460 Shh you're a drag man I've got it we'll 1 00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:30,699 go to beryllium know the women there 1 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:33,269 have curly tails aboard it is I would be 1 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:36,850 great they sound like pigs oh come on 1 00:20:33,269 --> 00:20:39,519 what are you doing here anyway I need to 1 00:20:36,849 --> 00:20:46,230 talk to the Oracle so do you think this 1 00:20:39,519 --> 00:20:54,039 dude could hook us up great ass buddy 1 00:20:46,230 --> 00:21:01,400 [Music] 1 00:20:54,039 --> 00:21:03,589 hello hello well you sure took your 1 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:05,740 sweet time I've been sitting here since 1 00:21:03,589 --> 00:21:08,119 last Sunday are you coming in or what uh 1 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:10,519 sorry what why well you need to wipe my 1 00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:11,569 shit stain shrivel ass you idiot fuck 1 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:18,769 are you doing here I want you the 1 00:21:11,569 --> 00:21:23,569 fucking nurse uh what no wewe gundarr 1 00:21:18,769 --> 00:21:24,139 sent me that's it I'm done shit I get to 1 00:21:23,569 --> 00:21:31,720 wipe it 1 00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:31,720 Joey's here my goddamn hemorrhoids I 1 00:21:33,009 --> 00:21:38,929 gotta tell you something about this Lord 1 00:21:35,569 --> 00:21:43,058 focus ah he's a mighty warrior the dark 1 00:21:38,929 --> 00:21:43,059 forces of the zucchinis protects them 1 00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:48,109 yeah well it's not as if I want to fight 1 00:21:46,009 --> 00:21:50,599 him or anything I just want to find my 1 00:21:48,109 --> 00:21:53,779 tribe focus our craze the power to rule 1 00:21:50,599 --> 00:21:56,619 all a metal Oh Nia so far no one's been 1 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:56,619 able to stop 1 00:21:59,369 --> 00:22:03,948 [Music] 1 00:22:06,509 --> 00:22:09,700 [Music] 1 00:22:13,329 --> 00:22:16,519 [Music] 1 00:22:21,390 --> 00:22:27,610 this guy is surrounded by impenetrable 1 00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:31,179 armor no weapon can ever hurt this 1 00:22:27,609 --> 00:22:35,009 bastard there is only one sword with the 1 00:22:31,179 --> 00:22:45,670 power to defeat him watch 1 00:22:35,009 --> 00:22:47,529 [Music] 1 00:22:45,670 --> 00:22:49,360 what's so special about that you 1 00:22:47,529 --> 00:22:54,240 barbarian of all people should know that 1 00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:54,240 this is Kron 4 1 00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:05,830 it's a joke right don't you know it 1 00:23:03,430 --> 00:23:07,960 doesn't exist all of our variants have 1 00:23:05,829 --> 00:23:10,179 been searching for that stupid sword 1 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:15,700 forever I'm sorry to break it to you old 1 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:17,200 man but it's just a silly fairy only 1 00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:19,930 that sword can hurt Lord 1 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:23,980 Volkers are and you will never save your 1 00:23:19,930 --> 00:23:26,200 tribe without killing him only a 1 00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:27,849 fearless warrior will be able to use 1 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:30,220 cron sword 1 00:23:27,849 --> 00:23:32,469 and without a great warrior Baltazar is 1 00:23:30,220 --> 00:23:33,190 invincible and without a ball baby with 1 00:23:32,470 --> 00:23:36,420 big balls 1 00:23:33,190 --> 00:23:36,420 the tribe is cool 1 00:23:39,038 --> 00:23:45,048 why do I care I'm just an Oracle I don't 1 00:23:42,169 --> 00:23:48,400 give a fuck it ain't my fault the 1 00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:48,400 barbarians are captured 1 00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:52,660 [Music] 1 00:23:57,609 --> 00:24:30,598 [Music] 1 00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:41,730 Corozal saucer are my lord that time is 1 00:24:39,839 --> 00:24:44,159 not we must awaken there's a key DS 1 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:47,730 temple soon before it's too late for the 1 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:51,150 ritual are all crime signs cart my 1 00:24:47,730 --> 00:24:54,990 mission is complete fantastic my lord no 1 00:24:51,150 --> 00:24:57,210 nothing can stop us might ease all crime 1 00:24:54,990 --> 00:24:59,240 sons have all been captured 1 00:24:57,210 --> 00:24:59,240 Oh 1 00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:22,509 what what now the great and mighty zahl 1 00:25:19,808 --> 00:25:26,649 isn't pleased one of crime Santa's 1 00:25:22,509 --> 00:25:28,750 missing is possible hey I don't 1 00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:31,990 understand we didn't leave anyone alive 1 00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:36,900 whoa Heidi the blood of every living 1 00:25:31,990 --> 00:26:01,720 barbarian and you gonna let one escape 1 00:25:36,900 --> 00:26:03,250 plague am tell me we're gonna listen I 1 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,990 just witnessed my village burned to the 1 00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:06,819 ground and now I have to find Chron 1 00:26:04,990 --> 00:26:08,620 sword even though I haven't got a rat's 1 00:26:06,819 --> 00:26:10,029 ass chance of finding it so will you 1 00:26:08,619 --> 00:26:13,509 just shut up with your owns and give me 1 00:26:10,029 --> 00:26:15,250 a chance to think hey I could strum a 1 00:26:13,509 --> 00:26:18,369 little barbarian tunas they don't please 1 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:20,380 not that crap and crime people please my 1 00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:22,928 his sword and thrust with all his 1 00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:25,330 strength the sward into the Katie's 1 00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:28,298 still which cracks along everything up 1 00:26:25,329 --> 00:26:31,509 that's all what what is that the pilot 1 00:26:28,298 --> 00:26:33,339 Ekron the ballot of crime has 2073 1 00:26:31,509 --> 00:26:35,859 versus I know them all by heart and 1 00:26:33,339 --> 00:26:37,629 seriously dude Krong gets laid in half 1 00:26:35,859 --> 00:26:40,149 of them white well why didn't you tell 1 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:42,610 me about it man that it is late lot know 1 00:26:40,150 --> 00:26:44,980 about the lyrics it's about Kron you 1 00:26:42,609 --> 00:26:46,808 idiot that first was about his sword was 1 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:50,140 it any verses about where the sword is 1 00:26:46,808 --> 00:26:52,538 quick get to the end from his chest the 1 00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:54,850 blood gushed forth it gush night and day 1 00:26:52,538 --> 00:26:56,819 you don't know after he dies come on 1 00:26:54,849 --> 00:26:59,980 sing it in his grave the sword was Lane 1 00:26:56,819 --> 00:27:02,678 plays beyond recall the book of wisdom 1 00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:03,490 and El Vanguard is bound to make the 1 00:27:02,679 --> 00:27:06,370 call 1 00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:08,019 the book of wisdom an elven guard that's 1 00:27:06,369 --> 00:27:09,579 it well we've got to go to elven guard 1 00:27:08,019 --> 00:27:11,259 and read the book of wisdom really 1 00:27:09,579 --> 00:27:14,199 that's how we'll find the sword 1 00:27:11,259 --> 00:27:18,369 oh those babes are totally pitching this 1 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:20,830 is gonna be a kick-ass quest okay I have 1 00:27:18,369 --> 00:27:23,889 two rules for this trip one this is not 1 00:27:20,829 --> 00:27:26,048 a quest and two if we ever see anything 1 00:27:23,890 --> 00:27:28,000 that is even remotely quest like will 1 00:27:26,048 --> 00:27:30,619 absolutely go around it 1 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:36,278 he'll go around it gotcha good 1 00:27:30,619 --> 00:27:36,278 [Music] 1 00:27:37,349 --> 00:27:41,659 I'm not quite sure but if we just break 1 00:27:40,179 --> 00:27:55,400 rule number one or two 1 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:55,400 [Music] 1 00:27:59,809 --> 00:28:02,940 [Music] 1 00:28:10,049 --> 00:28:13,149 [Applause] 1 00:28:23,159 --> 00:28:33,909 how are you are you one of them answer 1 00:28:28,118 --> 00:28:35,829 me I'm just a traveler I swear I I 1 00:28:33,909 --> 00:28:38,679 really don't want to disturb you 1 00:28:35,829 --> 00:28:42,609 your uh yo yo yo a massacre of random 1 00:28:38,679 --> 00:28:43,090 men they challenged me to a duel oh no 1 00:28:42,609 --> 00:28:46,149 not again 1 00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:46,149 [Music] 1 00:28:50,490 --> 00:28:59,200 screw it I'll let you live oh hey Ronald 1 00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:01,538 I think we just found the fairest 1 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:05,528 warrior a need for cross or what are you 1 00:29:01,538 --> 00:29:06,730 crazy she's a fucking psychopath exactly 1 00:29:05,528 --> 00:29:09,909 what are you waiting for 1 00:29:06,730 --> 00:29:11,649 ask her no asshole hey gorgeous 1 00:29:09,909 --> 00:29:13,778 my buddy Ronald wants to ask you 1 00:29:11,648 --> 00:29:15,788 something no he's wondering if a feisty 1 00:29:13,778 --> 00:29:17,950 warrior babe like you would be into 1 00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:20,319 joining our quest you know till I save 1 00:29:17,950 --> 00:29:25,210 his travel ebert you and as an added 1 00:29:20,319 --> 00:29:27,158 bonus by the campfire if you catch my 1 00:29:25,210 --> 00:29:28,690 drift listen I have no idea what he's 1 00:29:27,159 --> 00:29:34,840 going on about I really don't know this 1 00:29:28,690 --> 00:29:37,389 asshole I have zero interest in playing 1 00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:39,668 with your instrument hey where you going 1 00:29:37,388 --> 00:29:41,740 this is a hell of an offer I told you it 1 00:29:39,669 --> 00:29:43,340 was a bad idea we'll find someone else 1 00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:47,138 to save the barbarians 1 00:29:43,339 --> 00:29:50,599 did you say barbarians uh yeah 1 00:29:47,138 --> 00:29:52,428 barbarians are they your tribe uh yeah 1 00:29:50,599 --> 00:29:58,819 the ones they call the greatest warriors 1 00:29:52,429 --> 00:29:59,450 of metal onea um yeah it's a worthy 1 00:29:58,819 --> 00:30:03,648 cause 1 00:29:59,450 --> 00:30:05,778 I'll join you uh sorry what I'm Sandra 1 00:30:03,648 --> 00:30:07,998 shieldmaiden of the shieldmaiden clan 1 00:30:05,778 --> 00:30:10,128 where are you going to the elven tower 1 00:30:07,999 --> 00:30:12,589 we just have to figure out where it is 1 00:30:10,128 --> 00:30:14,719 first I think we'll need a guide there's 1 00:30:12,589 --> 00:30:16,519 probably one in the next town follow me 1 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:20,868 hey wait you can't just take over here's 1 00:30:16,519 --> 00:30:26,099 a problem with that listen uh no great 1 00:30:20,868 --> 00:30:36,799 let's go score rhodol she's so into you 1 00:30:26,099 --> 00:30:36,799 [Music] 1 00:30:39,740 --> 00:30:47,298 [Music] 1 00:31:07,460 --> 00:31:15,110 why'd you you can butter my buns and 1 00:31:11,190 --> 00:31:16,889 call me a biscuit this place is sweet 1 00:31:15,109 --> 00:31:22,069 okay here we are 1 00:31:16,888 --> 00:31:22,069 yeah okay hey what's up asshole 1 00:31:24,378 --> 00:31:30,388 look oh great it's happy hour it's 1 00:31:27,868 --> 00:31:33,418 really crowded today stay behind me 1 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:35,699 whoa whoa whoa easy now 1 00:31:33,419 --> 00:31:36,960 we'll go in quietly we'll find our guide 1 00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:45,558 and get out of here without anyone 1 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:47,389 noticing and no fighting okay please 1 00:31:45,558 --> 00:31:50,388 your call 1 00:31:47,388 --> 00:31:50,388 Thanks 1 00:31:57,279 --> 00:32:04,960 [Music] 1 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:12,950 [Applause] 1 00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:12,950 you know what your tits look a bit heavy 1 00:32:16,599 --> 00:32:39,579 [Applause] 1 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:43,009 now just say we were looking for a guide 1 00:32:39,579 --> 00:32:43,879 there's only one left in the back behind 1 00:32:43,009 --> 00:32:58,759 the shitter 1 00:32:43,880 --> 00:33:02,330 after Elric okay thanks uh hey 1 00:32:58,759 --> 00:33:05,089 and are you Elric the voice of the wind 1 00:33:02,329 --> 00:33:06,319 is a light in the Evening Sun the 1 00:33:05,089 --> 00:33:09,949 children of the stars 1 00:33:06,319 --> 00:33:12,500 lead Mother Earth to rest the darkness 1 00:33:09,950 --> 00:33:15,920 is filled by the moans of happy spirits 1 00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:17,660 and the lovers I sensed you would come 1 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:23,630 Ori elves are connected to all living 1 00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:25,370 things let our souls unite whoa you have 1 00:33:23,630 --> 00:33:27,890 the Eagles imagination on the card 1 00:33:25,369 --> 00:33:32,389 silent will the music of the copper 1 00:33:27,890 --> 00:33:33,380 beeches in your heart oh yeah well now 1 00:33:32,390 --> 00:33:43,009 that sounds interesting 1 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:45,770 listen I'm Ronal and I name's Gary no 1 00:33:43,009 --> 00:33:47,539 meaning okay right but here's the thing 1 00:33:45,769 --> 00:33:49,279 I need a guy yes all right but do you 1 00:33:47,539 --> 00:33:51,079 need spiritual or physical guidance 1 00:33:49,279 --> 00:33:52,849 we're going to the elven tower I don't 1 00:33:51,079 --> 00:33:55,279 have a lot of gold but the ring will 1 00:33:52,849 --> 00:33:58,579 tell me what to do with you stand still 1 00:33:55,279 --> 00:34:00,460 let me penetrate your aura why call her 1 00:33:58,579 --> 00:34:03,369 mommy 1 00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:07,009 [Music] 1 00:34:03,369 --> 00:34:10,250 uh-huh whoo windows me to go with you my 1 00:34:07,009 --> 00:34:14,579 bow will sing with your sword I'm ready 1 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:14,579 [Music] 1 00:34:18,969 --> 00:34:22,969 I found him 1 00:34:21,619 --> 00:34:26,469 my bow we've seen with your sword 1 00:34:22,969 --> 00:34:26,469 whatever let's bounce 1 00:34:27,219 --> 00:34:35,949 hey shieldmaiden 1 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:35,949 leaving so soon how about a little dance 1 00:34:36,590 --> 00:34:42,610 [Music] 1 00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:45,579 uh hey hey guys everything everything's 1 00:34:42,610 --> 00:34:48,640 okay we're leaving now no worries we're 1 00:34:45,579 --> 00:34:51,400 cool I accept your challenge what they 1 00:34:48,639 --> 00:34:53,529 must defeat me or die you're just 1 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,990 fucking agreed not to cause any problem 1 00:34:53,530 --> 00:35:00,970 but they challenged me you promised in 1 00:34:55,989 --> 00:35:01,629 and out without any fighting ok it's all 1 00:35:00,969 --> 00:35:03,759 up to you 1 00:35:01,630 --> 00:35:05,849 muscle boy hey shield Maiden what's it 1 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:09,970 gonna be 1 00:35:05,849 --> 00:35:12,190 listen mmm friends I know you're itching 1 00:35:09,969 --> 00:35:15,519 for a big fight but we're kind of in a 1 00:35:12,190 --> 00:35:17,110 hurry now but I'm sure there must be 1 00:35:15,519 --> 00:35:19,989 someone else in here willing to go a few 1 00:35:17,110 --> 00:35:23,039 rounds with you so if it's ok with you 1 00:35:19,989 --> 00:35:23,039 we'll just leave 1 00:35:24,510 --> 00:35:31,650 [Music] 1 00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:37,599 [Music] 1 00:35:45,599 --> 00:35:49,589 have you ever seen one of these 1 00:35:53,139 --> 00:35:59,598 [Music] 1 00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:59,599 [Applause] 1 00:36:00,510 --> 00:36:11,110 any last words shorty come on that's 1 00:36:08,079 --> 00:36:12,819 friggin disgusting I'm gonna court you 1 00:36:11,110 --> 00:36:24,360 like a bottle you little shit that's 1 00:36:12,820 --> 00:36:24,360 enough leave him alone Black Riders 1 00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:42,010 where is it up 1 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:53,570 no challenge the Lord volcasaurus riders 1 00:37:05,650 --> 00:37:09,068 which one of you assholes 1 00:37:10,989 --> 00:37:18,129 [Music] 1 00:37:26,949 --> 00:37:34,159 is my lord one more strike and you'll 1 00:37:30,139 --> 00:37:36,588 beat your personal record but my lord we 1 00:37:34,159 --> 00:37:38,838 have to find the last son of Cronus for 1 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:46,429 moon or elsewhere are you gonna shut up 1 00:37:38,838 --> 00:37:49,099 Hensel day hello the target has escaped 1 00:37:46,429 --> 00:37:51,078 one it's been a very difficult evening 1 00:37:49,099 --> 00:37:57,619 the Barbarian is being held by a great 1 00:37:51,079 --> 00:38:01,990 warrior I will not tolerate humiliation 1 00:37:57,619 --> 00:38:09,269 bring them to me both of them 1 00:38:01,989 --> 00:38:09,269 [Music] 1 00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:17,430 oh are you sure you know where we are it 1 00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:19,740 feels like we're walking and circling 1 00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:21,480 speaking to myself we'll be in the elf 1 00:38:19,739 --> 00:38:23,519 kingdom soon I sense 1 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:25,318 you said the same thing two days ago 1 00:38:23,519 --> 00:38:27,088 we're lost goddamnit 1 00:38:25,318 --> 00:38:31,349 we'll end up dying like those dried-out 1 00:38:27,088 --> 00:38:33,088 losers what's so funny I've heard 1 00:38:31,349 --> 00:38:35,400 stories about the Kurds and strength of 1 00:38:33,088 --> 00:38:37,619 the barbarians but you have neither you 1 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,990 just moan and whine all the time I 1 00:38:37,619 --> 00:38:42,390 happen to find it very funny considering 1 00:38:39,989 --> 00:38:43,949 how your ancestors are so I'm a joke why 1 00:38:42,389 --> 00:38:45,659 did you come along if you think I whine 1 00:38:43,949 --> 00:38:47,730 so much what's your deal with the 1 00:38:45,659 --> 00:38:57,118 Barbarian that's my business 1 00:38:47,730 --> 00:38:59,219 stop look uh meaning what we elves can 1 00:38:57,119 --> 00:39:01,559 connect with all living creatures I will 1 00:38:59,219 --> 00:39:04,098 unite with its soul and make it show us 1 00:39:01,559 --> 00:39:04,099 the way out 1 00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:21,989 [Music] 1 00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:37,800 look on the other side there's no 1 00:39:32,699 --> 00:39:43,009 labyrinth over there the entrance to the 1 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:43,010 elf Kingdom I didn't 1 00:39:51,150 --> 00:40:00,950 elven gates I salute you didn't you say 1 00:39:58,289 --> 00:40:00,950 this was the entrance 1 00:40:17,789 --> 00:40:25,650 [Music] 1 00:40:21,590 --> 00:40:31,170 come stop the keepers of the gate must 1 00:40:25,650 --> 00:40:35,460 weigh our souls only those of the right 1 00:40:31,170 --> 00:40:37,920 stature are allowed to enter and what 1 00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:39,750 about those with a lesser stature what 1 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:42,450 oh my all the walls are crushed 1 00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:45,179 what well shall we go it's just an FYI 1 00:40:42,449 --> 00:40:47,159 but I but I can't do it what honestly 1 00:40:45,179 --> 00:40:49,379 guys I'm a pathetic excuse for a 1 00:40:47,159 --> 00:40:51,779 barbarian and I'm certainly not of the 1 00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:54,539 right stature I don't think that's how 1 00:40:51,780 --> 00:40:56,730 it's bent Rowan all forget it we are 1 00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:58,199 going around it that's not a good idea 1 00:40:56,730 --> 00:41:00,900 when you're on a quest you must follow 1 00:40:58,199 --> 00:41:02,909 the rules seriously going on quests is 1 00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:04,829 only gonna get you killed and if you 1 00:41:02,909 --> 00:41:05,339 insist on calling this a quest then read 1 00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:07,860 my lips 1 00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:12,000 this is my quest and I have decided that 1 00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:15,630 we are going around this date come on 1 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,630 [Music] 1 00:41:18,699 --> 00:41:23,029 see no death traps no gates no nothing 1 00:41:22,489 --> 00:41:25,969 in our way 1 00:41:23,030 --> 00:41:27,260 all this quest garbage is so dumb if you 1 00:41:25,969 --> 00:41:29,980 just take a moment think a little 1 00:41:27,260 --> 00:41:29,980 outside of the box 1 00:41:33,869 --> 00:41:39,779 oh no my man bits what the hell was that 1 00:41:37,590 --> 00:41:42,559 we've offended the keepers of the gate I 1 00:41:39,780 --> 00:41:42,560 sense 1 00:41:44,099 --> 00:41:47,210 [Music] 1 00:41:49,510 --> 00:42:07,469 [Music] 1 00:42:15,380 --> 00:42:19,500 you stupid I see almost got us killed 1 00:42:18,210 --> 00:42:21,059 how the hell would I know the mountain 1 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:24,300 would come alive I'm just telling you I 1 00:42:21,059 --> 00:42:26,730 tried to avoid problems tried trying 1 00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:29,599 just isn't good enough Ronal huh there 1 00:42:26,730 --> 00:42:32,969 are always gonna be problems on quest 1 00:42:29,599 --> 00:42:35,269 you're going to have to solve them not 1 00:42:32,969 --> 00:42:35,269 go around 1 00:42:41,179 --> 00:42:47,159 [Music] 1 00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:50,019 this is the tower of the elves all of 1 00:42:47,159 --> 00:42:52,588 the world's wisdom is in there 1 00:42:50,019 --> 00:42:55,048 [Music] 1 00:42:52,588 --> 00:42:56,568 the Book of Wisdom sits within the top 1 00:42:55,048 --> 00:42:58,668 chamber 1 00:42:56,568 --> 00:43:00,798 this way the moon can read it on its 1 00:42:58,668 --> 00:43:05,118 journey across the darkened sky of night 1 00:43:00,798 --> 00:43:08,469 the most sacred of sacred that's fine 1 00:43:05,119 --> 00:43:08,469 that's where we're going 1 00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:13,429 [Music] 1 00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:28,818 no one from the outside can enter the 1 00:43:13,429 --> 00:43:42,349 elf Kings archers have Hawk ties they 1 00:43:28,818 --> 00:43:43,130 kill everything they see so we'll have 1 00:43:42,349 --> 00:43:45,109 to do it the hard way 1 00:43:43,130 --> 00:43:48,979 I kill the two up front while you run 1 00:43:45,108 --> 00:43:54,558 across no I'll do it 1 00:43:48,978 --> 00:43:55,698 what alone Ronal are you crazy they'll 1 00:43:54,559 --> 00:44:01,359 kill you before you make it to the 1 00:43:55,699 --> 00:44:03,409 bridge yeah I know but they won't see me 1 00:44:01,358 --> 00:44:10,369 there isn't much left and I'm the 1 00:44:03,409 --> 00:44:16,939 smallest one wait here how do I look 1 00:44:10,369 --> 00:44:21,919 pretty sneaky isn't it what the fuck is 1 00:44:16,938 --> 00:44:25,098 so funny what what it's it's fucking 1 00:44:21,918 --> 00:44:26,719 empty ah thanks a lot Corey Oh relax 1 00:44:25,099 --> 00:44:29,390 Ronal no one will notice 1 00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:31,909 Oh tiny balls just wait here till I get 1 00:44:29,389 --> 00:44:34,118 back okay don't do it Ronal just get 1 00:44:31,909 --> 00:44:34,119 killed 1 00:44:44,159 --> 00:44:47,239 [Music] 1 00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:56,778 [Music] 1 00:44:57,699 --> 00:45:04,269 so today 1 00:44:59,590 --> 00:45:04,269 Gullit live Lacombe the Harvey 1 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,329 it's open 1 00:45:31,969 --> 00:45:35,219 [Music] 1 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,539 [Music] 1 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,440 yeah 1 00:45:48,130 --> 00:45:53,090 [Music] 1 00:45:57,409 --> 00:46:18,420 [Music] 1 00:46:31,829 --> 00:46:34,829 what 1 00:46:39,429 --> 00:46:42,549 [Music] 1 00:46:43,530 --> 00:46:46,310 there it is 1 00:46:51,449 --> 00:46:58,469 let's see what we got sort of crawl in 1 00:46:56,460 --> 00:47:06,088 this how the hell am I gonna find sort 1 00:46:58,469 --> 00:47:11,568 of quad thats it cron sword piece of 1 00:47:06,088 --> 00:47:11,568 cake like anyone's ever gonna notice 1 00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:34,679 [Music] 1 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:45,260 [Music] 1 00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,630 [Applause] 1 00:48:05,469 --> 00:48:18,609 [Music] 1 00:48:16,610 --> 00:48:18,610 Oh 1 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:31,950 the map says the crown was buried with 1 00:48:28,559 --> 00:48:35,369 his sword in the mountain of eternity my 1 00:48:31,949 --> 00:48:40,019 ELF soul senses but it is far far hidden 1 00:48:35,369 --> 00:48:50,849 at it fairly close by destiny is on our 1 00:48:40,019 --> 00:48:52,650 side hmm I was wrong about you what the 1 00:48:50,849 --> 00:48:57,559 tower you made it 1 00:48:52,650 --> 00:49:04,260 well sort of you do the barbarians honor 1 00:48:57,559 --> 00:49:07,829 uh thanks well I've got an axe to 1 00:49:04,260 --> 00:49:13,010 sharpen so uh I I was thinking hmm well 1 00:49:07,829 --> 00:49:16,799 it's just hmm I never thanked you for uh 1 00:49:13,010 --> 00:49:22,940 joining me honestly I couldn't have ever 1 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:22,940 made it without you okay 1 00:49:24,090 --> 00:49:28,829 well then we better get some sleep maybe 1 00:49:27,059 --> 00:49:29,489 we'll find the sword tomorrow so I'll 1 00:49:28,829 --> 00:49:31,739 keep watch 1 00:49:29,489 --> 00:49:35,339 we elves don't need any sleep you can 1 00:49:31,739 --> 00:49:39,929 all rest easy hmm can I ask you 1 00:49:35,340 --> 00:49:41,490 something Ron all uh sure go ahead what 1 00:49:39,929 --> 00:49:43,440 are they like 1 00:49:41,489 --> 00:49:47,609 the barbarians well they're not the 1 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:50,690 brightest I was thinking more like in 1 00:49:47,610 --> 00:49:50,690 here Oh 1 00:49:52,019 --> 00:50:00,719 a barbarian is always there to help when 1 00:49:58,139 --> 00:50:03,329 you need them no matter how dangerous or 1 00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:04,259 difficult it is and they go on quests 1 00:50:03,329 --> 00:50:07,469 all the time 1 00:50:04,260 --> 00:50:08,520 they're totally fearless kind of hard to 1 00:50:07,469 --> 00:50:12,719 believe that I'm one of them huh I'm 1 00:50:08,519 --> 00:50:13,829 their kick-ass warriors right yep the 1 00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:16,759 best in the world 1 00:50:13,829 --> 00:50:21,599 kick-ass warriors are so hard to find 1 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:24,420 yeah uh-oh what i dissent from an 1 00:50:21,599 --> 00:50:29,400 ancient tribe of field maidens far far 1 00:50:24,420 --> 00:50:31,260 far away according to our ways I must 1 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,550 marry the warrior who defeats me in a 1 00:50:31,260 --> 00:50:35,980 duel 1 00:50:32,550 --> 00:50:41,090 [Music] 1 00:50:35,980 --> 00:50:43,190 many have tried to defeat me but she's 1 00:50:41,090 --> 00:50:45,800 too strong and with every new duel I 1 00:50:43,190 --> 00:50:49,070 grow stronger and stronger 1 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:53,330 in the meantime everybody else found 1 00:50:49,070 --> 00:50:54,309 themselves me one by one I was the only 1 00:50:53,329 --> 00:50:57,289 one left 1 00:50:54,309 --> 00:50:59,929 the duels became few and far between and 1 00:50:57,289 --> 00:51:05,960 in the end warriors stop coming to 1 00:50:59,929 --> 00:51:08,419 challenge me the tribal elders got angry 1 00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,769 they told me to leave and go out into 1 00:51:08,420 --> 00:51:14,570 med ellonija and find my own worthy 1 00:51:09,769 --> 00:51:18,980 husband a warrior with the strength to 1 00:51:14,570 --> 00:51:22,070 conquer me if somebody defeats me I have 1 00:51:18,980 --> 00:51:24,559 to obey his every wish but no warrior 1 00:51:22,070 --> 00:51:26,480 has been strong enough yet but but 1 00:51:24,559 --> 00:51:28,369 everywhere I go everybody says that the 1 00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:30,590 barbarians are metal Onias greatest 1 00:51:28,369 --> 00:51:33,139 warriors so maybe one of the barbarians 1 00:51:30,590 --> 00:51:36,320 from your tribe can beat me that's why I 1 00:51:33,139 --> 00:51:39,469 came along uh okay 1 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:41,059 okay what yeah well uh all that stuff 1 00:51:39,469 --> 00:51:42,949 you just told me what's that got to do 1 00:51:41,059 --> 00:51:45,349 with love at all what do you mean um I 1 00:51:42,949 --> 00:51:49,489 love whoever defeats me I've waited so 1 00:51:45,349 --> 00:51:55,429 long for this I'm about to explode whoa 1 00:51:49,489 --> 00:52:03,609 I I've never told anyone this before oh 1 00:51:55,429 --> 00:52:03,609 I see it feels kind of nice 1 00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:16,550 you know Ronal it's actually nice 1 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:21,470 talking to you you're pretty nice to 1 00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:23,810 talk to I mean okay well if I had met it 1 00:52:21,469 --> 00:52:26,959 the other way then we would have to 1 00:52:23,809 --> 00:52:33,829 fight yeah that would really suck yeah 1 00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:44,240 that'd be weird you and me duel what was 1 00:52:33,829 --> 00:52:47,679 that hey Elric who yells never sleep hey 1 00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:50,209 what's that sound there oh I sense a 1 00:52:47,679 --> 00:52:52,159 nasty voice in the way 1 00:52:50,210 --> 00:52:55,349 [Applause] 1 00:52:52,159 --> 00:52:55,349 [Music] 1 00:52:58,539 --> 00:53:02,190 [Applause] 1 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:07,959 [Music] 1 00:53:14,659 --> 00:53:18,289 [Music] 1 00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:27,280 [Music] 1 00:53:24,070 --> 00:53:27,280 [Applause] 1 00:53:34,550 --> 00:53:37,750 when you're at the picnic 1 00:54:01,159 --> 00:54:04,159 no-no-no 1 00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:24,199 [Music] 1 00:54:26,380 --> 00:54:38,519 [Music] 1 00:54:47,460 --> 00:54:50,499 [Music] 1 00:54:58,619 --> 00:55:01,750 [Music] 1 00:55:10,619 --> 00:55:15,739 [Music] 1 00:55:13,539 --> 00:55:17,239 glorious Queen we have caught these 1 00:55:15,739 --> 00:55:20,859 horrible women and I brought them here 1 00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:22,459 so you me decide their fate your whim 1 00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:25,630 pick him up 1 00:55:22,460 --> 00:55:25,630 let me check them out 1 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:32,780 [Music] 1 00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:40,519 hmm 1 00:55:36,519 --> 00:55:41,420 most peculiar women I've never seen 1 00:55:40,519 --> 00:55:53,000 anything like it 1 00:55:41,420 --> 00:55:56,539 Oh miss Queen if I die ugly girl Oh ask 1 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:59,400 you to speak we're not women what no 1 00:55:56,539 --> 00:56:01,239 we're kind of more like man you know 1 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:04,269 [Music] 1 00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:09,279 well almost 1 00:56:04,269 --> 00:56:13,009 [Music] 1 00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:18,920 the gods of am setup rails and settles 1 00:56:13,010 --> 00:56:21,650 to finally the time has come to carry on 1 00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:35,240 our tribe take them to the sacred 1 00:56:21,650 --> 00:57:04,070 meeting cabin rattle long skinny one 1 00:56:35,239 --> 00:57:05,989 first save the other one my lord and he 1 00:57:04,070 --> 00:57:11,140 knows we caught the warrior who helped 1 00:57:05,989 --> 00:57:11,139 the last barbarian escape bring it out 1 00:57:21,730 --> 00:57:32,740 well look at this a seal beta and a very 1 00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:36,309 pretty one at that give me a weapon let 1 00:57:32,739 --> 00:57:42,989 me fight all good things come to those 1 00:57:36,309 --> 00:57:42,989 who wait nobody touches me you bastard 1 00:57:47,340 --> 00:57:51,780 [Music] 1 00:57:55,030 --> 00:58:14,389 [Music] 1 00:58:16,590 --> 00:58:22,379 [Music] 1 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:28,550 [Music] 1 00:58:27,369 --> 00:58:33,640 impressive 1 00:58:28,550 --> 00:58:33,640 you really really turned me off 1 00:58:36,269 --> 00:58:55,509 [Music] 1 00:59:01,050 --> 00:59:05,130 you silly girl 1 00:59:13,489 --> 00:59:29,959 I know your rules shieldmaiden 1 00:59:23,719 --> 00:59:54,829 you must have paid me now it is your 1 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:57,590 destiny you you have to feed it me yes 1 00:59:54,829 --> 00:59:59,779 it's about damn time it's my turn now 1 00:59:57,590 --> 01:00:02,119 tonight's mating ceremony is over you're 1 00:59:59,780 --> 01:00:05,900 not up till tomorrow what tomorrow 1 01:00:02,119 --> 01:00:15,230 Queen's orders come back I've got the 1 01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:20,660 world's bluest ball oh where are you 1 01:00:15,230 --> 01:00:23,300 going we have to go huh 1 01:00:20,659 --> 01:00:23,899 what about the Amazons Xandra is in 1 01:00:23,300 --> 01:00:25,580 danger 1 01:00:23,900 --> 01:00:27,019 we gotta find Chron sword and help her 1 01:00:25,579 --> 01:00:29,299 before it's too late sanjer can wait a 1 01:00:27,019 --> 01:00:29,780 week or so what we can't just let her 1 01:00:29,300 --> 01:00:31,700 down 1 01:00:29,780 --> 01:00:33,140 hey if we find another warrior I don't 1 01:00:31,699 --> 01:00:35,299 want to find another warrior I want 1 01:00:33,139 --> 01:00:36,079 Xandra oh you didn't even water long in 1 01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:41,000 the first place 1 01:00:36,079 --> 01:00:42,349 just come screw you I want to stay here 1 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:44,780 and get laid by some really hot babes 1 01:00:42,349 --> 01:00:48,108 that's the only reason I joined you on 1 01:00:44,780 --> 01:00:50,240 your lousy quest hmm oh I forgot you're 1 01:00:48,108 --> 01:00:55,230 not on a quest you're more boring that a 1 01:00:50,239 --> 01:00:58,379 yeast infection fine then stay here 1 01:00:55,230 --> 01:00:58,380 [Music] 1 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,079 [Music] 1 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:15,999 [Music] 1 01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:23,309 [Music] 1 01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:35,539 [Music] 1 01:01:32,489 --> 01:01:44,738 what the hell am i doing here 1 01:01:35,539 --> 01:01:44,739 [Music] 1 01:01:45,340 --> 01:01:51,340 are those real of course I just had to 1 01:01:49,309 --> 01:01:54,289 see you 1 01:01:51,340 --> 01:01:56,539 I laid eyes on you I'm gonna throw up my 1 01:01:54,289 --> 01:01:58,909 nigga body all over your manly chest 1 01:01:56,539 --> 01:02:20,420 ah forget the silly rules I just gotta 1 01:01:58,909 --> 01:02:22,460 have you I found you very sexy miss 1 01:02:20,420 --> 01:02:23,869 Queen but my friend needs me and I have 1 01:02:22,460 --> 01:02:26,449 to go what 1 01:02:23,869 --> 01:02:29,079 listen just have your girls capture me 1 01:02:26,449 --> 01:02:29,079 to get on my way back 1 01:02:34,949 --> 01:02:43,718 [Music] 1 01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:49,800 [Music] 1 01:02:57,099 --> 01:03:06,719 Oh it 1 01:03:19,090 --> 01:03:22,320 [Music] 1 01:03:29,599 --> 01:03:36,398 [Music] 1 01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:46,980 [Music] 1 01:03:56,349 --> 01:04:02,278 [Music] 1 01:04:04,690 --> 01:04:14,469 well this must be the first barbarians 1 01:04:09,260 --> 01:04:14,469 [Music] 1 01:04:15,610 --> 01:04:32,128 whoa mr. Khurana sir 1 01:04:28,239 --> 01:04:32,128 I need to borrow your sword for a bit 1 01:04:35,789 --> 01:04:51,000 so light whoa oh uh yeah sorry about 1 01:04:48,820 --> 01:04:51,000 that 1 01:04:57,130 --> 01:05:04,869 Sandra I'm sorry Ronal how are you 1 01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:07,990 managed to escape my best friend is 1 01:05:04,869 --> 01:05:11,079 beyond me but now you show up here watch 1 01:05:07,989 --> 01:05:16,959 out exactly like my shield mate said you 1 01:05:11,079 --> 01:05:22,380 want my Lord consort the only weapon 1 01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:27,610 that can ever harm you Sandra excellent 1 01:05:22,380 --> 01:05:32,280 you have served me well I live to serve 1 01:05:27,610 --> 01:05:32,280 you my lord what the hell is going on 1 01:05:33,590 --> 01:05:40,360 now go your little barbarian have a date 1 01:05:38,219 --> 01:05:46,689 with my sauce 1 01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:46,690 [Music] 1 01:05:55,079 --> 01:06:03,990 my senses say that Rome releasing great 1 01:05:59,579 --> 01:06:34,360 [Music] 1 01:06:03,989 --> 01:06:38,259 deal with him what you must saucer my 1 01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:41,710 diesel here your humble servant the 1 01:06:38,260 --> 01:06:44,520 blood of truant sons awaits you open the 1 01:06:41,710 --> 01:06:44,519 doors to your 1 01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:59,330 [Music] 1 01:06:55,239 --> 01:07:02,809 only once every 10,000 years 1 01:06:59,329 --> 01:07:06,650 is it possible resolved - god of the 1 01:07:02,809 --> 01:07:09,289 zucchinis to contact our world I'm 1 01:07:06,650 --> 01:07:12,680 bringing him the ultimate sacrifice the 1 01:07:09,289 --> 01:07:16,699 sons of krod a warrior who sent him into 1 01:07:12,679 --> 01:07:19,539 the exile of the hereafter has my reward 1 01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:39,049 he will give me his divine power 1 01:07:19,539 --> 01:07:42,489 everybody will obey me oh maybe fly like 1 01:07:39,050 --> 01:07:42,490 the seeds of dandelions 1 01:07:42,909 --> 01:07:46,139 [Music] 1 01:07:56,349 --> 01:08:31,109 [Music] 1 01:08:28,180 --> 01:08:31,110 white hair 1 01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:37,569 [Music] 1 01:08:33,759 --> 01:08:44,798 oh shit what's going on 1 01:08:37,569 --> 01:08:46,150 ow you stop no but you skinny bitch whoa 1 01:08:44,798 --> 01:08:47,679 what's happening man 1 01:08:46,149 --> 01:08:49,210 what'd you do a cross sword it's down 1 01:08:47,679 --> 01:08:51,099 there on that altar it's too late 1 01:08:49,210 --> 01:08:51,340 there's nothing we can do get out of 1 01:08:51,099 --> 01:09:08,329 here 1 01:08:51,340 --> 01:09:10,949 [Music] 1 01:09:08,329 --> 01:09:20,460 tighter I won't be happy till I hear 1 01:09:10,949 --> 01:09:22,529 them squeal like my teaser receive this 1 01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:26,720 offering of the blood of the sons of 1 01:09:22,529 --> 01:09:26,719 Tron bless us with your 1 01:09:27,599 --> 01:09:33,969 soon I will be mightier than a god and 1 01:09:31,719 --> 01:09:36,920 you will be my immortal Queen for all 1 01:09:33,969 --> 01:09:41,038 eternity 1 01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:41,038 [Music] 1 01:09:46,199 --> 01:09:57,329 Hey what are you doing in here 1 01:09:50,670 --> 01:09:59,159 yeah I am alright wait mr. Oliver the 1 01:09:57,329 --> 01:10:04,238 bard 1 01:09:59,159 --> 01:10:08,079 you know for the party look old ritual 1 01:10:04,238 --> 01:10:11,199 let me feel you did heroes help your 1 01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:14,590 leather clothes they drive me on and the 1 01:10:11,199 --> 01:10:17,859 way you shake your is it makes me hard 1 01:10:14,590 --> 01:10:22,680 let's dance tonight until the morning 1 01:10:17,859 --> 01:10:25,420 baby I really wanna hold your hand 1 01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:29,400 that's so fucking lame 1 01:10:25,420 --> 01:10:29,399 oh well adios 1 01:10:32,699 --> 01:10:39,149 let the chosen one step forward 1 01:10:41,010 --> 01:10:47,649 [Music] 1 01:10:50,359 --> 01:11:00,139 grande sword I offer you hurry up we 1 01:10:53,939 --> 01:11:02,669 gotta free the other Jaime what the hell 1 01:11:00,140 --> 01:11:06,449 would you believe this shit 1 01:11:02,670 --> 01:11:09,420 are you for real man drama sweet cheeks 1 01:11:06,448 --> 01:11:11,429 your ass is mine you just don't think 1 01:11:09,420 --> 01:11:18,810 you now just put it down before I whip 1 01:11:11,430 --> 01:11:21,409 your ass over hey why don't you chain 1 01:11:18,810 --> 01:11:21,410 yourself back up 1 01:11:22,750 --> 01:11:32,779 [Music] 1 01:11:29,779 --> 01:11:32,779 why 1 01:11:34,609 --> 01:11:50,639 [Music] 1 01:11:46,988 --> 01:11:54,428 I've been so warning to do 1 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:54,429 [Applause] 1 01:12:00,399 --> 01:12:05,250 [Applause] 1 01:12:00,930 --> 01:12:05,250 [Music] 1 01:12:05,998 --> 01:12:09,300 kill them 1 01:12:10,859 --> 01:12:16,239 Huebel to be shieldmaiden don't ever 1 01:12:15,069 --> 01:12:19,130 forget that 1 01:12:16,238 --> 01:12:22,238 yes my lord 1 01:12:19,130 --> 01:12:22,239 [Music] 1 01:12:25,029 --> 01:12:29,609 [Music] 1 01:12:26,399 --> 01:12:32,759 buona sera you don't have to do this 1 01:12:29,609 --> 01:12:35,089 focus I'll beat me in a duel it's my 1 01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:35,090 destiny 1 01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:52,359 you've completely frickin lost it is it 1 01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:54,909 really your destiny to kill the only 1 01:12:52,359 --> 01:12:57,189 person who actually cares about you just 1 01:12:54,908 --> 01:13:01,079 because some ironclad madman beat you in 1 01:12:57,189 --> 01:13:01,079 a fight is it 1 01:13:22,399 --> 01:13:25,829 [Applause] 1 01:13:28,850 --> 01:13:33,730 you must drink the blood there's no time 1 01:13:31,489 --> 01:13:33,729 left 1 01:13:48,279 --> 01:13:53,679 [Music] 1 01:13:50,479 --> 01:13:53,679 [Applause] 1 01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:11,760 [Music] 1 01:14:19,489 --> 01:14:22,639 [Music] 1 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:34,289 the sounds of terror will rise towards 1 01:14:28,810 --> 01:14:34,289 the sky all shall bow to me 1 01:14:40,590 --> 01:14:43,788 [Music] 1 01:14:48,529 --> 01:14:52,210 [Music] 1 01:14:52,368 --> 01:15:03,299 fuck saga Crotty pulled his mighty sword 1 01:15:01,770 --> 01:15:04,770 and thrust with all his strength the 1 01:15:03,300 --> 01:15:06,059 sword into zucchinies skull which 1 01:15:04,770 --> 01:15:08,250 cracked along its length 1 01:15:06,059 --> 01:15:16,770 what you have to hit him in the forehead 1 01:15:08,250 --> 01:15:20,259 with crong sword it's red point man oh 1 01:15:16,770 --> 01:15:20,259 [Music] 1 01:15:20,868 --> 01:15:27,389 no you have to get out of here go save 1 01:15:25,319 --> 01:15:31,319 yourself what are you talking about damn 1 01:15:27,389 --> 01:15:33,760 it this is no place for you beat it no 1 01:15:31,319 --> 01:15:37,639 I'm done being a pussy 1 01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:39,690 [Music] 1 01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:43,910 [Applause] 1 01:15:39,689 --> 01:15:43,909 [Music] 1 01:15:44,738 --> 01:15:48,248 yeah way to go 1 01:16:00,939 --> 01:16:04,039 [Music] 1 01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:17,690 fucking kill may I aim with the eyes of 1 01:16:15,590 --> 01:16:22,399 a hawk my arrow to fly with wings 1 01:16:17,689 --> 01:16:22,398 [Music] 1 01:16:30,399 --> 01:16:35,098 [Music] 1 01:16:38,408 --> 01:17:10,719 I got you a little French Luke 1 01:16:48,600 --> 01:17:10,720 [Music] 1 01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:21,488 [Music] 1 01:17:22,140 --> 01:17:40,600 my queen countlessly for me what are you 1 01:17:37,329 --> 01:17:45,010 doing kill David your destiny is to 1 01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:48,359 serve no it's over 1 01:17:45,010 --> 01:17:48,359 [Music] 1 01:17:54,560 --> 01:18:02,080 [Music] 1 01:17:58,859 --> 01:18:05,729 okay try let's show them how we 1 01:18:02,079 --> 01:18:05,729 barbarians really far 1 01:18:16,069 --> 01:18:19,159 [Applause] 1 01:18:35,989 --> 01:18:44,349 oh fuck this one's for God are 1 01:18:46,329 --> 01:18:49,488 [Applause] 1 01:18:54,670 --> 01:18:59,350 [Music] 1 01:18:57,859 --> 01:19:01,739 [Applause] 1 01:18:59,350 --> 01:19:03,770 [Music] 1 01:19:01,739 --> 01:19:03,769 Oh 1 01:19:05,489 --> 01:19:15,409 oh shit my g-string as I'm in this I in 1 01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:24,620 years 1 01:19:15,409 --> 01:19:27,849 row row row No 1 01:19:24,619 --> 01:19:27,849 [Music] 1 01:19:28,488 --> 01:19:31,698 gone home 1 01:19:32,909 --> 01:19:36,698 [Music] 1 01:19:40,090 --> 01:19:43,430 [Music] 1 01:19:44,179 --> 01:19:50,958 he likes Rana the bestest barbarian who 1 01:19:48,448 --> 01:19:50,958 ever lived 1 01:19:55,899 --> 01:20:04,429 [Music] 1 01:20:02,430 --> 01:20:04,430 Oh 1 01:20:11,698 --> 01:20:30,178 what are you staring at these life 1 01:20:13,770 --> 01:20:33,750 Runnels alive I said we don't have to 1 01:20:30,179 --> 01:20:35,420 find a duel now do we know you've 1 01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:38,529 already conquered my heart 1 01:20:35,420 --> 01:20:38,529 [Music] 1 01:20:40,039 --> 01:20:42,069 Oh 1 01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:55,550 [Music] 1 01:20:51,729 --> 01:21:05,669 [Applause] 1 01:20:55,550 --> 01:21:08,099 wanna see something nice yes I said it's 1 01:21:05,670 --> 01:21:10,440 a really big tightness in your groin 1 01:21:08,099 --> 01:21:18,599 yeah try being strapped to a leather 1 01:21:10,439 --> 01:21:21,259 cross for a week the same Siriano the 1 01:21:18,599 --> 01:21:23,960 fuzzies Bavaria 1 01:21:21,260 --> 01:21:28,949 [Applause] 1 01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:38,359 don't like a pussy fucking barbarians 1 01:21:28,949 --> 01:21:38,358 [Music] 1 01:21:52,810 --> 01:22:02,440 he was a weak boy laughter he wasn't 1 01:21:59,779 --> 01:22:02,439 yeah 1 01:22:03,310 --> 01:22:13,300 oh he was a geek boy with a chess song 1 01:22:10,159 --> 01:22:13,300 [Music] 1 01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:27,689 [Music] 1 01:22:36,239 --> 01:22:39,519 [Music] 1 01:22:37,930 --> 01:22:51,140 [Applause] 1 01:22:39,520 --> 01:22:51,140 [Music] 1 01:22:58,829 --> 01:23:02,149 [Music] 1 01:23:05,309 --> 01:23:12,179 big balls berry balls hot balls hot 1 01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:15,900 phase hairy babes 1 01:23:12,179 --> 01:23:17,460 yummy bangs the army balls and oily 1 01:23:15,899 --> 01:23:31,938 muscles 1 01:23:17,460 --> 01:23:31,939 [Music] 1 01:23:34,470 --> 01:23:38,270 [Music] 1 01:23:42,229 --> 01:23:46,828 [Applause] 1 01:23:43,590 --> 01:23:46,828 [Music] 1 01:23:57,550 --> 01:24:01,779 [Music] 1 01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:05,170 [Applause] 1 01:24:01,779 --> 01:24:05,170 [Music] 1 01:24:08,050 --> 01:24:15,649 [Music] 1 01:24:19,020 --> 01:24:27,810 okay 1 01:24:20,350 --> 01:24:27,810 [Music] 1 01:24:31,010 --> 01:24:53,380 [Music] 1 01:24:52,399 --> 01:25:23,439 [Applause] 1 01:24:53,380 --> 01:25:24,380 [Music] 1 01:25:23,439 --> 01:25:42,419 [Applause] 1 01:25:24,380 --> 01:25:42,420 [Music] 92248

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.