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in the beginning there was only darkness
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and out of that darkness was born the
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demons are who loved as a kid ease and
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oppressor of humankind but from out of
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the shadows cane cron warrior above
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whole warriors and bearer of the gods
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saw
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he freed humankind and led them to
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victory
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[Applause]
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but victory was daily one suffering a
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mortal wound to his heart cron bled for
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seven days and seven nights and a
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hundred warriors drank of his spilled
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blood and bad his strength cron looked
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down at them and what he saw was good
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and with that he died
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[Music]
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thus were born the barbarians the mighty
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sons of cron
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oh yeah
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[Music]
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listen up people
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strength courage fearlessness these
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frags work Ron's gifts to our people for
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thousands of generations his untitled
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garage has been running through our
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veins that's it's what we celebrate on
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this day every year before we go on a
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quest my first and foremost it is Ron's
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blood which makes us barbarians the
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greatest warriors in all of metal onea
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okay rhonu it's your turn roll is ill
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Ronal are taking a sick day
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Raoul why don't you just skip me my
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elbow is hurting maybe I'm getting
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osteoporosis jerk-off elbow come on just
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give it all you've got shit
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[Music]
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get in shape before going out on a quest
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roam a barbarian who can swing a
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double-headed axis well it's not a real
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pop berry what the hell am I gonna do on
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a quest anyway I'll just get in your way
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why can't I hang it you're a son of
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crown wahoo Kron Suns go on quests to
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kill monsters and return home in glory
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that's the essence of being a barbarian
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uncle take a look at me what can I do to
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harm a monster flex these muscles and
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hope it lasts itself to death what's up
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Ronal have you gotten some muscles funny
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hey have you gotten yourself some brain
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cells huh what yeah if there's one of my
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back and you pop it for me so freakin
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typical right before the party listen
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Rory going out on a quest is more about
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having big balls rather than big muscles
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it's about courage once you show you're
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a real man questing is fun crushing the
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enemy is easy okay maybe it's just me
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but I can't get over the fact that you
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can seriously die from questing I'll
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just shut up on Friday
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what the hell is that
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[Music]
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your arm Shaytards people
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Oh
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wait hold its alt who goes there
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[Music]
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greetings noble barbarians Master
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Florian bad at your service we merely
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wish humble fee of course to enrich your
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spectacular buffet of raffle with noble
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sonatas from olden times about heroes
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and heroines
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[Applause]
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what they seem songs at parties parties
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that badass weapon is not a flame hurler
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- fucking tuba man coming cracked open a
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skull in ages I know that was a joke
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[Music]
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howdy girls
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how about washing my massive rocks bit
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dirty for Strings loot loot hey it's
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time for Ellen's no frivolity my tongue
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any better
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duty calls we must practice for the
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party in there just a little time to
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check out the honey's no no no a real
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bastard comes down to this how does it
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have to be so perfect isn't it about
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time we went on a quest and join the
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barbarians tomorrow and getting it all
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the action look at me I really need to
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meet some chicks man I mean write some
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very important poems and that sort of
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thing Oh Allie bet you won't be ready
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for that until you know all poems ever
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written entirely by heart right but that
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like a hundred years nonsense
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total rubbish my little friend I was
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only 57 when I was fully trained a
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youngster now stick
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[Applause]
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honey better so I went hunting the other
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day why and just happened to run into an
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or kindergarten cute kids
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here you go sugar this is for you oh
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really brings out your eyes
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oh you got to see this one too it's an
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invisibility Body Lotion
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I used to last you and I snuck into a
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Hera cool right
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totally sneaky peeky man you can't even
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[Music]
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all sons of crown or gathered Lord
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Farkas I then the time is covered
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[Music]
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can I take over your shift what about
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the party huh
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yeah I was a bit tired okay then but
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blow the horn if you see anything
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suspicious okay think you can do that ah
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who cares if I can blow that shitty horn
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I just want to be alone okay it's a big
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horn first to drawing a big breath
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deeper and your God for God's sake uncle
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who in the hell would bother attacking
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us
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we're barbarians we've crushed
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everything in the northern hemisphere
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we've never been attacked damn it you
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may be right but it's the principle that
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counts it's gonna be the death of me
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fucking barbarians man
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you know what the hell is that
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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we're under attack
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let grab your weapons what is your
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command unleash the fires of hell
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I don't remember ordering any firewood
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we're under attack
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bitch bar email
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[Applause]
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I really do try fine just isn't good
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enough Ronald come on we've gotta save
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the others
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are these the famous sons of cron how
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pathetic chain the ball up and don't
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leave anyone behind we barbarians never
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surrender
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[Laughter]
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and we want boughs to Lourdes focus on
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take them away you heard Lord fall kazar
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get the last ones locked up
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come on hurry up get the pigs in the
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cart I haven't got all night
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remember your shoes and purses
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I mean axes we won't be coming back to
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get them a problem here this president
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don't with the cops what should I do
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huh that's not a barbarian take it out
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back and kill the bitch what yeah damn
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it now it gets the Punjab
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oh what a night my head is killing me
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wow this place looks pretty nice dude
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where'd everyone go
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you have to do the after party or
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something wait up
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Oh
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[Music]
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uncle you're alive not for long Cronus
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calling me oh no uncle
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it's probably just a Ronal when your
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parents died I promised to look after
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you I kept that promise
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now it's your turn promise me something
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that you'll save the others they're
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counting on you rhodol what but but I
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can't promise me you must go north to
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the Oracle the Oracle but but how you
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are their only hope you are the last
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free barbarian
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uncle uncle
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hmm coax a disability lotion yo what's
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up you going on a quest uh no I have to
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go find the other barbarians now okay uh
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sounds like a quest you're going on the
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quest I'm not going on a quest I have to
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find my tribe that is so totally a quest
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I made up and who are you howdy
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a Lebert bard pink tick John yeah
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wait hey you can't say no cuz I'll just
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follow you like a shadow
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yeah oh it's gonna be awesome man you
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know what since we're heading north why
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don't we visit the Amazons along the way
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no I hear the chicks up there totally
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drool we gotta check it out man listen
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it's true stop following me around okay
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Amazon chicks are born hotter and
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hornier than a June bride and all of it
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Shh you're a drag man I've got it we'll
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go to beryllium know the women there
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have curly tails aboard it is I would be
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great they sound like pigs oh come on
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what are you doing here anyway I need to
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talk to the Oracle so do you think this
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dude could hook us up great ass buddy
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hello hello well you sure took your
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sweet time I've been sitting here since
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last Sunday are you coming in or what uh
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sorry what why well you need to wipe my
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shit stain shrivel ass you idiot fuck
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are you doing here I want you the
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fucking nurse uh what no wewe gundarr
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sent me that's it I'm done shit I get to
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wipe it
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Joey's here my goddamn hemorrhoids I
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gotta tell you something about this Lord
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focus ah he's a mighty warrior the dark
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forces of the zucchinis protects them
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yeah well it's not as if I want to fight
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him or anything I just want to find my
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tribe focus our craze the power to rule
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all a metal Oh Nia so far no one's been
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able to stop
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[Music]
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this guy is surrounded by impenetrable
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armor no weapon can ever hurt this
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bastard there is only one sword with the
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power to defeat him watch
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[Music]
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what's so special about that you
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barbarian of all people should know that
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this is Kron 4
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it's a joke right don't you know it
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doesn't exist all of our variants have
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been searching for that stupid sword
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forever I'm sorry to break it to you old
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man but it's just a silly fairy only
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that sword can hurt Lord
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Volkers are and you will never save your
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tribe without killing him only a
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fearless warrior will be able to use
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cron sword
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and without a great warrior Baltazar is
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invincible and without a ball baby with
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big balls
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the tribe is cool
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why do I care I'm just an Oracle I don't
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give a fuck it ain't my fault the
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barbarians are captured
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[Music]
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[Music]
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Corozal saucer are my lord that time is
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not we must awaken there's a key DS
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temple soon before it's too late for the
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ritual are all crime signs cart my
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mission is complete fantastic my lord no
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nothing can stop us might ease all crime
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sons have all been captured
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Oh
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what what now the great and mighty zahl
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isn't pleased one of crime Santa's
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missing is possible hey I don't
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understand we didn't leave anyone alive
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whoa Heidi the blood of every living
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barbarian and you gonna let one escape
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plague am tell me we're gonna listen I
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just witnessed my village burned to the
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ground and now I have to find Chron
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sword even though I haven't got a rat's
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ass chance of finding it so will you
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just shut up with your owns and give me
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a chance to think hey I could strum a
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little barbarian tunas they don't please
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not that crap and crime people please my
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his sword and thrust with all his
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strength the sward into the Katie's
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still which cracks along everything up
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that's all what what is that the pilot
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Ekron the ballot of crime has 2073
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versus I know them all by heart and
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seriously dude Krong gets laid in half
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of them white well why didn't you tell
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me about it man that it is late lot know
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about the lyrics it's about Kron you
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idiot that first was about his sword was
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it any verses about where the sword is
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quick get to the end from his chest the
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blood gushed forth it gush night and day
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you don't know after he dies come on
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sing it in his grave the sword was Lane
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plays beyond recall the book of wisdom
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and El Vanguard is bound to make the
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call
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the book of wisdom an elven guard that's
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it well we've got to go to elven guard
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and read the book of wisdom really
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that's how we'll find the sword
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oh those babes are totally pitching this
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is gonna be a kick-ass quest okay I have
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two rules for this trip one this is not
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a quest and two if we ever see anything
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that is even remotely quest like will
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absolutely go around it
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he'll go around it gotcha good
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[Music]
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I'm not quite sure but if we just break
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rule number one or two
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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how are you are you one of them answer
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me I'm just a traveler I swear I I
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really don't want to disturb you
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your uh yo yo yo a massacre of random
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men they challenged me to a duel oh no
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not again
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[Music]
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screw it I'll let you live oh hey Ronald
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I think we just found the fairest
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warrior a need for cross or what are you
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crazy she's a fucking psychopath exactly
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what are you waiting for
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ask her no asshole hey gorgeous
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my buddy Ronald wants to ask you
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something no he's wondering if a feisty
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warrior babe like you would be into
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joining our quest you know till I save
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his travel ebert you and as an added
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bonus by the campfire if you catch my
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drift listen I have no idea what he's
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going on about I really don't know this
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asshole I have zero interest in playing
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with your instrument hey where you going
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this is a hell of an offer I told you it
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was a bad idea we'll find someone else
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to save the barbarians
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did you say barbarians uh yeah
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barbarians are they your tribe uh yeah
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the ones they call the greatest warriors
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of metal onea um yeah it's a worthy
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cause
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I'll join you uh sorry what I'm Sandra
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shieldmaiden of the shieldmaiden clan
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where are you going to the elven tower
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we just have to figure out where it is
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first I think we'll need a guide there's
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probably one in the next town follow me
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hey wait you can't just take over here's
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a problem with that listen uh no great
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let's go score rhodol she's so into you
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[Music]
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[Music]
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why'd you you can butter my buns and
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call me a biscuit this place is sweet
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okay here we are
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yeah okay hey what's up asshole
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look oh great it's happy hour it's
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really crowded today stay behind me
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whoa whoa whoa easy now
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we'll go in quietly we'll find our guide
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and get out of here without anyone
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noticing and no fighting okay please
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your call
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Thanks
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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you know what your tits look a bit heavy
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[Applause]
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now just say we were looking for a guide
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there's only one left in the back behind
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the shitter
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after Elric okay thanks uh hey
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and are you Elric the voice of the wind
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is a light in the Evening Sun the
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children of the stars
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lead Mother Earth to rest the darkness
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is filled by the moans of happy spirits
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and the lovers I sensed you would come
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Ori elves are connected to all living
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things let our souls unite whoa you have
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the Eagles imagination on the card
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silent will the music of the copper
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beeches in your heart oh yeah well now
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that sounds interesting
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listen I'm Ronal and I name's Gary no
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meaning okay right but here's the thing
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I need a guy yes all right but do you
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need spiritual or physical guidance
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we're going to the elven tower I don't
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have a lot of gold but the ring will
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tell me what to do with you stand still
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let me penetrate your aura why call her
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mommy
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[Music]
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uh-huh whoo windows me to go with you my
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bow will sing with your sword I'm ready
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[Music]
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I found him
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my bow we've seen with your sword
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whatever let's bounce
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hey shieldmaiden
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leaving so soon how about a little dance
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[Music]
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uh hey hey guys everything everything's
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okay we're leaving now no worries we're
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cool I accept your challenge what they
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must defeat me or die you're just
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fucking agreed not to cause any problem
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but they challenged me you promised in
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and out without any fighting ok it's all
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up to you
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muscle boy hey shield Maiden what's it
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gonna be
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listen mmm friends I know you're itching
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for a big fight but we're kind of in a
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hurry now but I'm sure there must be
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someone else in here willing to go a few
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rounds with you so if it's ok with you
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we'll just leave
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[Music]
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[Music]
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have you ever seen one of these
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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any last words shorty come on that's
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friggin disgusting I'm gonna court you
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like a bottle you little shit that's
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enough leave him alone Black Riders
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where is it up
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no challenge the Lord volcasaurus riders
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which one of you assholes
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[Music]
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is my lord one more strike and you'll
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beat your personal record but my lord we
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have to find the last son of Cronus for
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moon or elsewhere are you gonna shut up
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Hensel day hello the target has escaped
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one it's been a very difficult evening
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the Barbarian is being held by a great
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warrior I will not tolerate humiliation
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bring them to me both of them
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[Music]
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oh are you sure you know where we are it
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feels like we're walking and circling
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speaking to myself we'll be in the elf
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kingdom soon I sense
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you said the same thing two days ago
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we're lost goddamnit
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we'll end up dying like those dried-out
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losers what's so funny I've heard
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stories about the Kurds and strength of
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the barbarians but you have neither you
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just moan and whine all the time I
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happen to find it very funny considering
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how your ancestors are so I'm a joke why
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did you come along if you think I whine
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so much what's your deal with the
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Barbarian that's my business
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stop look uh meaning what we elves can
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connect with all living creatures I will
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unite with its soul and make it show us
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the way out
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[Music]
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look on the other side there's no
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labyrinth over there the entrance to the
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elf Kingdom I didn't
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elven gates I salute you didn't you say
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this was the entrance
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[Music]
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come stop the keepers of the gate must
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weigh our souls only those of the right
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stature are allowed to enter and what
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about those with a lesser stature what
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oh my all the walls are crushed
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what well shall we go it's just an FYI
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but I but I can't do it what honestly
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guys I'm a pathetic excuse for a
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barbarian and I'm certainly not of the
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right stature I don't think that's how
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it's bent Rowan all forget it we are
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going around it that's not a good idea
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when you're on a quest you must follow
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the rules seriously going on quests is
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only gonna get you killed and if you
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insist on calling this a quest then read
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my lips
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this is my quest and I have decided that
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we are going around this date come on
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[Music]
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see no death traps no gates no nothing
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in our way
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all this quest garbage is so dumb if you
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just take a moment think a little
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outside of the box
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oh no my man bits what the hell was that
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we've offended the keepers of the gate I
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sense
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[Music]
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[Music]
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you stupid I see almost got us killed
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how the hell would I know the mountain
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would come alive I'm just telling you I
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tried to avoid problems tried trying
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just isn't good enough Ronal huh there
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are always gonna be problems on quest
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you're going to have to solve them not
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go around
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[Music]
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this is the tower of the elves all of
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the world's wisdom is in there
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[Music]
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the Book of Wisdom sits within the top
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chamber
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this way the moon can read it on its
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journey across the darkened sky of night
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the most sacred of sacred that's fine
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that's where we're going
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no one from the outside can enter the
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elf Kings archers have Hawk ties they
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kill everything they see so we'll have
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to do it the hard way
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I kill the two up front while you run
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across no I'll do it
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what alone Ronal are you crazy they'll
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kill you before you make it to the
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bridge yeah I know but they won't see me
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there isn't much left and I'm the
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smallest one wait here how do I look
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pretty sneaky isn't it what the fuck is
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so funny what what it's it's fucking
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empty ah thanks a lot Corey Oh relax
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Ronal no one will notice
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Oh tiny balls just wait here till I get
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back okay don't do it Ronal just get
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killed
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so today
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Gullit live Lacombe the Harvey
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it's open
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yeah
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what
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[Music]
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there it is
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let's see what we got sort of crawl in
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this how the hell am I gonna find sort
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of quad thats it cron sword piece of
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cake like anyone's ever gonna notice
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[Applause]
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Oh
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the map says the crown was buried with
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his sword in the mountain of eternity my
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ELF soul senses but it is far far hidden
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at it fairly close by destiny is on our
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side hmm I was wrong about you what the
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tower you made it
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well sort of you do the barbarians honor
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uh thanks well I've got an axe to
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sharpen so uh I I was thinking hmm well
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it's just hmm I never thanked you for uh
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joining me honestly I couldn't have ever
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made it without you okay
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well then we better get some sleep maybe
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we'll find the sword tomorrow so I'll
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keep watch
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we elves don't need any sleep you can
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all rest easy hmm can I ask you
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something Ron all uh sure go ahead what
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are they like
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the barbarians well they're not the
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brightest I was thinking more like in
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here Oh
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a barbarian is always there to help when
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you need them no matter how dangerous or
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difficult it is and they go on quests
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all the time
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they're totally fearless kind of hard to
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believe that I'm one of them huh I'm
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their kick-ass warriors right yep the
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best in the world
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kick-ass warriors are so hard to find
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yeah uh-oh what i dissent from an
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ancient tribe of field maidens far far
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far away according to our ways I must
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marry the warrior who defeats me in a
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duel
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many have tried to defeat me but she's
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too strong and with every new duel I
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grow stronger and stronger
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in the meantime everybody else found
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themselves me one by one I was the only
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one left
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the duels became few and far between and
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in the end warriors stop coming to
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challenge me the tribal elders got angry
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they told me to leave and go out into
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med ellonija and find my own worthy
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husband a warrior with the strength to
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conquer me if somebody defeats me I have
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to obey his every wish but no warrior
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has been strong enough yet but but
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everywhere I go everybody says that the
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barbarians are metal Onias greatest
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warriors so maybe one of the barbarians
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from your tribe can beat me that's why I
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came along uh okay
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okay what yeah well uh all that stuff
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you just told me what's that got to do
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with love at all what do you mean um I
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love whoever defeats me I've waited so
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long for this I'm about to explode whoa
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I I've never told anyone this before oh
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I see it feels kind of nice
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you know Ronal it's actually nice
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talking to you you're pretty nice to
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talk to I mean okay well if I had met it
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the other way then we would have to
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fight yeah that would really suck yeah
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that'd be weird you and me duel what was
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that hey Elric who yells never sleep hey
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what's that sound there oh I sense a
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nasty voice in the way
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
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when you're at the picnic
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no-no-no
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glorious Queen we have caught these
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horrible women and I brought them here
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so you me decide their fate your whim
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pick him up
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let me check them out
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hmm
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most peculiar women I've never seen
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anything like it
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Oh miss Queen if I die ugly girl Oh ask
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you to speak we're not women what no
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we're kind of more like man you know
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well almost
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the gods of am setup rails and settles
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to finally the time has come to carry on
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our tribe take them to the sacred
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meeting cabin rattle long skinny one
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first save the other one my lord and he
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knows we caught the warrior who helped
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the last barbarian escape bring it out
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well look at this a seal beta and a very
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pretty one at that give me a weapon let
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me fight all good things come to those
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who wait nobody touches me you bastard
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impressive
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you really really turned me off
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you silly girl
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I know your rules shieldmaiden
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you must have paid me now it is your
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destiny you you have to feed it me yes
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it's about damn time it's my turn now
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tonight's mating ceremony is over you're
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not up till tomorrow what tomorrow
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Queen's orders come back I've got the
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world's bluest ball oh where are you
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going we have to go huh
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what about the Amazons Xandra is in
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danger
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we gotta find Chron sword and help her
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before it's too late sanjer can wait a
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week or so what we can't just let her
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down
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hey if we find another warrior I don't
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want to find another warrior I want
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Xandra oh you didn't even water long in
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the first place
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just come screw you I want to stay here
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and get laid by some really hot babes
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that's the only reason I joined you on
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your lousy quest hmm oh I forgot you're
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not on a quest you're more boring that a
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yeast infection fine then stay here
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what the hell am i doing here
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are those real of course I just had to
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see you
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I laid eyes on you I'm gonna throw up my
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nigga body all over your manly chest
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ah forget the silly rules I just gotta
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have you I found you very sexy miss
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Queen but my friend needs me and I have
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to go what
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listen just have your girls capture me
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to get on my way back
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Oh it
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[Music]
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well this must be the first barbarians
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[Music]
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whoa mr. Khurana sir
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I need to borrow your sword for a bit
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so light whoa oh uh yeah sorry about
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that
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Sandra I'm sorry Ronal how are you
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managed to escape my best friend is
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beyond me but now you show up here watch
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out exactly like my shield mate said you
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want my Lord consort the only weapon
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that can ever harm you Sandra excellent
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you have served me well I live to serve
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you my lord what the hell is going on
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now go your little barbarian have a date
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with my sauce
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my senses say that Rome releasing great
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[Music]
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deal with him what you must saucer my
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diesel here your humble servant the
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blood of truant sons awaits you open the
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doors to your
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[Music]
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only once every 10,000 years
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is it possible resolved - god of the
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zucchinis to contact our world I'm
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bringing him the ultimate sacrifice the
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sons of krod a warrior who sent him into
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the exile of the hereafter has my reward
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he will give me his divine power
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everybody will obey me oh maybe fly like
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the seeds of dandelions
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white hair
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oh shit what's going on
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ow you stop no but you skinny bitch whoa
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what's happening man
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what'd you do a cross sword it's down
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there on that altar it's too late
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there's nothing we can do get out of
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here
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tighter I won't be happy till I hear
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them squeal like my teaser receive this
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offering of the blood of the sons of
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Tron bless us with your
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soon I will be mightier than a god and
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you will be my immortal Queen for all
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eternity
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Hey what are you doing in here
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yeah I am alright wait mr. Oliver the
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bard
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you know for the party look old ritual
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let me feel you did heroes help your
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leather clothes they drive me on and the
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way you shake your is it makes me hard
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let's dance tonight until the morning
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baby I really wanna hold your hand
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that's so fucking lame
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oh well adios
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let the chosen one step forward
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grande sword I offer you hurry up we
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gotta free the other Jaime what the hell
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would you believe this shit
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are you for real man drama sweet cheeks
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your ass is mine you just don't think
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you now just put it down before I whip
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your ass over hey why don't you chain
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yourself back up
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why
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I've been so warning to do
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kill them
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Huebel to be shieldmaiden don't ever
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forget that
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yes my lord
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buona sera you don't have to do this
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focus I'll beat me in a duel it's my
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destiny
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you've completely frickin lost it is it
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really your destiny to kill the only
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person who actually cares about you just
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because some ironclad madman beat you in
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a fight is it
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you must drink the blood there's no time
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left
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the sounds of terror will rise towards
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the sky all shall bow to me
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fuck saga Crotty pulled his mighty sword
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and thrust with all his strength the
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sword into zucchinies skull which
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cracked along its length
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what you have to hit him in the forehead
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with crong sword it's red point man oh
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no you have to get out of here go save
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yourself what are you talking about damn
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it this is no place for you beat it no
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I'm done being a pussy
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yeah way to go
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fucking kill may I aim with the eyes of
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a hawk my arrow to fly with wings
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I got you a little French Luke
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my queen countlessly for me what are you
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doing kill David your destiny is to
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serve no it's over
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okay try let's show them how we
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barbarians really far
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oh fuck this one's for God are
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Oh
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oh shit my g-string as I'm in this I in
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years
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row row row No
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gone home
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he likes Rana the bestest barbarian who
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ever lived
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Oh
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what are you staring at these life
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Runnels alive I said we don't have to
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find a duel now do we know you've
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already conquered my heart
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Oh
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wanna see something nice yes I said it's
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a really big tightness in your groin
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yeah try being strapped to a leather
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cross for a week the same Siriano the
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fuzzies Bavaria
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don't like a pussy fucking barbarians
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he was a weak boy laughter he wasn't
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yeah
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oh he was a geek boy with a chess song
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big balls berry balls hot balls hot
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phase hairy babes
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yummy bangs the army balls and oily
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muscles
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okay
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