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Our father who art in Heaven,
hallowed be thy name...
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THE FAMILY FRIEND
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Cheapskate, Saverio. Cheapskate!
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Im not letting my niece come off
as a cheapskate.
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You already refused my sister a honeymoon.
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You want to see your daughter unappy, too?
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His family paid for the house,
furniture, honeymoon, photographer,
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video, the rings and the cake.
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You get the reception, wedding favours
and the dress. Got that?
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This is Michelinis quote. Its the cheapest one.
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Seafood starter, the chefs special linguine...
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- With scampi.
- Or penne alla vodka.
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The second course is fried calamari and shrimp...
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- All fresh! No frozen shit.
- Fresh.
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Salad, eggplant marinara and coffee.
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All for 15 euros.
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Thats still expensive. Theres no cheaper option?
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Sure! Spaghetti bolognaise at your house!
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How much do you want to spend?
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There are 200 guests, times 15 euros...
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Thats 3,000 euros,
plus wine, wedding favours and the dress.
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I cant afford it.
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Come and change my bedpan!
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Get a maid!
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Change the bedpan, it stinks!
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Number one or number two?
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Two!
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Sweetheart!
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Ive only got a few minutes,
its Armando and Rinas wedding.
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Im a bridesmaid, of course.
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Have a seat!
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- I want your picture up here, too.
- Lets hope this is it.
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If I fix you up, Ill change jobs.
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- Why?
- Itd be like winning a Nobel Prize!
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Thered be no challenge left.
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Okay, Belana is from Romania.
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From Bucharest, the capital. You get my point?
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She just came to Italy, shes 22.
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Shes a widow and I totally recommend her.
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Shes sweet, a good girl. Docile and helpful.
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Go for a walk, get to know each other,
show her the house,
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take her out for a pizza, maybe even a film,
then escort her home.
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Shes staying with two girlfriends,
theyre cleaners.
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Then sleep on it and decide in the morning.
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- What do you think?
- She doesnt speak Italian.
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You know my tool of seduction
is my charming manner of speech.
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Your tool of seduction, Geremia,
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is called hope, and if youre religious, prayer!
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What does she want?
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She wants to know what you did to your arm.
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My arm? Nothing...
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Nothing serious.
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Nothing serious.
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My house. Mother sleeps there,
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and thats the kitchen.
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Theres a bathroom, too.
The barometer doesnt work.
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The floor is new.
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Gigi.
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A potato headband, an old-fashioned
remedy for headaches.
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My father. He left Mother when I was 9
and I never saw him again.
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He started a new life in Rome.
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Mother says hes phenomenal at his job.
Were both in the same line of work.
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He sent me this picture a few years ago.
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On the back he wrote, Darwins theory
in fast-forward, these are your brothers.
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I dont exist for him. And he doesnt exist for me.
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Thats how we get along.
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Mother says she wont give up the big bed.
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So...
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I was thinking, if we get rid of the shoe closet
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we can put a folding bed next to me,
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for you.
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Anyway, this is home.
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Do you like it?
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- Water.
- Of course.
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Dear heart, I must be frank,
even if its against my own interests.
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Youre a beauty, you dont need anything.
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I need cocktails and Saturday nights
out with young people.
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Saturday nights no longer belong to
us, they belong to the smooth of skin.
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And love?
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We all have the right to love.
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Love is no longer a cure, now everyones at it.
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- Will you help me?
- Are you sure?
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- Absolutely.
- I dont understand you, dear heart.
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Someone like me would marry you
just as you are.
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Someone like you, exactly. So will you help me?
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In 7 days, Geremia Heart-of-Gold will
give you his answer.
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- On the 8th Ill go to the Pirate.
- Why would you do such a thing?
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Youre a good person, hes a bad person.
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- I cant waste any more time.
- I know.
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Not only dont you want to waste it,
you want to change it!
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Has little Mattias fever passed?
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- No, its still 39.5.
- Ill send Coppola over.
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- Best doctor in town.
- Dont go out of your way.
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What are friends for?
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And he owes me a favour. Two, actually.
What should I do with you?
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You have old-fashioned decency.
Youre making me uneasy.
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Put the beast on the sofa.
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We wanted to thank you, sir.
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Dont call me sir, Im just a simple artisan.
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- Forever your servants.
- Servants no longer exist!
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Democracy has swept away good habits.
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- Democracys great...
- Lets say,
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the problem with democracy
is that anyone can vote.
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I read that in Reader's Digest.
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- Hows the baby coming along?
- Shes fine, thanks.
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I have a genuine passion for that little girl.
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- We started weaning her.
- What a wonderful moment!
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Weaning is the first step to the restaurant.
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And remember one important thing...
My last thought will be for you.
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And my very last one, for you! Dear heart!
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Theres this Tiziana Senatore in Via Manzoni, 19.
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Check her out.
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Geremia.
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Are we going tonight?
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I cant. Mothers filthy.
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Just this one little sweet.
I even have the loyalty card.
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You have to spend at least 100 euros.
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So theres no discount on this?
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Im afraid not.
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You have to agree its a bit of a swindle.
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- You can just have the sweet.
- Thats very kind. Thank you.
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A nun brought me this.
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We need to buy a water jug.
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She had a backache.
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Because of the humidity.
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I wonder where she stole it from.
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- Mother, nuns dont steal.
- Everyone steals.
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And everyones unappy.
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Everyone.
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I apologise for the seats
on behalf of the organisers,
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but our sponsor backed out at the last minute.
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Too bad for him.
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We've reached the highlight of the evening.
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The new Miss Agro Pontino is:
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Rosalba De Luca!
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As promised, a cheque for 500 euros,
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straight from the hands of the manager
of the County Savings Bank!
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Your parents wrote on the application form
that there's one thing you can do best.
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What Rosalba can do best is dance!
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He gets involved at every step,
he's concerned about you,
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he listens to your problems.
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If he's in a good mood,
he'll turn a blind eye to lateness.
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He's like a family friend.
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- Is that good or bad?
- Both.
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He's there when you need him,
but also when you don't.
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But you're recommending him. Is he human?
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Too human. Short-tempered, stingy, fake,
vengeful, talkative...
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And extremely hideous.
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He smells foul, he sweats profusely.
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- What's his name?
- Geremia De Geremei.
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But everyone calls him Geremia Heart-of-Gold.
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He really likes to think he has a kind heart.
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How much does he charge?
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Double the loan if you pay on time, or else triple.
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You pay in instalments based on your income.
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What if you lie?
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If you think you can screw this guy, youre wrong.
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Theyre sharks, and who do you think you are?
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He finds out everything about you
before the loan.
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If you have prostate problems, he knows.
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He checks personally?
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If you have prostate problems,
you have medical bills.
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If you have medical bills, you cant pay him.
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Youre no longer an investment
and he wont lend you money.
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And if you dont pay?
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These are Chiquita bananas.
The most expensive sort.
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If theres one thing I cant stand,
its threatening good people like you.
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Those hams dont do the trick any more.
6,000 euros overdue, my friends.
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Thats irresponsible.
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- It was a baptism present.
- Baptisms are pointless.
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This isnt fair.
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I made your dreams come true and thats fair,
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but you wake up from dreams and thats fair, too.
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Wheres the kitchen?
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A mosquito.
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This whole area was a swamp before Mussolini.
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But the mosquitoes stayed.
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Get an insect killer, at least for the baby.
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This is very versatile,
it makes a lot of dishes, right?
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I wanted to get one for Mother,
but it costs 900 euros!
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Straight to the poorhouse!
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- Any other valuables?
- No.
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Goodbye.
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What?
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A fuse blew.
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When human beings are at ease,
they tend to put their hands in their pockets.
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I read that in Reader's Digest.
Psychology section.
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Hands in pockets indicate nonchalance,
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but I see very little sign of nonchalance here.
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Youve already found what youre looking for.
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Dear heart,
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my last thought will be for you.
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Why does a 53-year-old man
dress like such an idiot?
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Country and Western... How can I explain?
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Its my whole life.
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You have a restricted view on life, dear heart.
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That Tiziana Senatore, shes safe.
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She gets 500 euros disability.
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She fakes it, but she gets the money.
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What does her brother do?
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He makes go-karts, hes successful.
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- The world is full of morons.
- What does she want the money for?
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She thinks giving my money to a surgeon
will freshen her up.
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As fresh as a watermelon, she says.
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But I told her, I said,
Dear heart, watermelons dont exist.
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Its an illusion, just water.
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What did she say?
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Watermelons taste good, water is tasteless.
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So I shut up.
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Hows your bar doing?
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One of these days Ill be able to leave.
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Still dreaming about Tennessee.
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- Switch places.
- All right.
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Listen, Geremia.
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I have a question to ask you.
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In your opinion, are we friends?
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Its an eventuality I never really thought about.
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Sir, can the child have a chocolate?
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Chocolate? Whos got chocolate?
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Here, go and buy a sweet at the shop.
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- What did you do to your arm?
- How can I help you?
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I have health problems. Soon Ill be dead.
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My only hope is to go to Paris for an operation.
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- How much do you need?
- 9,000.
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- What guarantee do you have?
- My husbands pension.
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It isnt much, I can pay 50 euros a month.
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Ill die before you finish the repayments.
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I could ask that ungrateful son of mine
to sell his bonds.
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- How much does he have?
- 15,000 I think.
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- We can persuade him.
- You wont hurt him?
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Geremia Heart-of-Gold does only good
for the needy.
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Are you in a lot of pain?
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The morphine doesnt work any more.
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Im going to do something crazy.
Ill give you 9,000 right now.
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You probably want to talk money now.
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- Its an addiction.
- What?
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China... Its an addiction.
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Someone gives you a statuette and thats it.
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An irresistible impulse goes off
and you cant stop.
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You have them, too?
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God, no! The nice ones cost a fortune.
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These arent won'th a cent.
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Dear heart, hospitality personified!
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- So lovely!
- Thank you.
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- Madam.
- Yes?
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- You know what?
- No.
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- My last thought will be for you.
- Thank you.
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So, Geremia, shall we talk about money?
249
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,514
Youre obsessed, dear heart!
250
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:06,789
This is a social visit.
No one makes social visits any more.
251
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:11,158
A decline of our times. But Im old-fashioned.
252
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:16,991
Rosalba, this is an old friend of the family.
His names Geremia.
253
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,714
- My sincere congratulations.
- Hello.
254
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,957
She was just in the Miss Agro Pontino contest.
255
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:28,197
- Dad!
- Why didnt you tell me?
256
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:32,518
An old friend was on the jury,
I could have put in a good word.
257
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,473
There was no need, I won.
258
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,353
Congratulations. The competition is brutal.
259
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,710
Have you cashed in the 500 euro prize?
260
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:44,799
Shes donating it to the charity Emergency.
261
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:49,113
The emergency is here, my dear.
Charity begins at home.
262
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,798
- Dont you agree?
- No.
263
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:55,355
- So are you happy about your wedding?
- Very.
264
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,711
And how does one feel at such a special time?
265
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:05,354
- I dont think about feelings very much.
- Thats a provocative answer.
266
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,159
- Your daughter is very sharp.
- Yes, she is!
267
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:13,115
Have you considered the possibility
of him jilting you?
268
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,032
Thats impossible.
269
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:20,912
Never confuse the improbable
with the impossible.
270
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:24,439
I have to go.
271
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,788
Goodbye, it was nice to meet you.
272
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:33,199
Goodbye, Rosalba. Ill be seeing you.
273
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:53,510
Seventy-six. Nine... Fifty-three.
274
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:58,316
Eighty-six. Forty-nine. Twenty-two.
275
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,514
- Ive been waiting for you.
- Me?
276
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,676
My names Tesauro.
277
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,595
- What happened to your arm?
- What do you want?
278
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,834
- A loan.
- I cant talk about this in public.
279
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:16,033
- Then lets to go your house.
- Here is better.
280
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,873
- Whats it about?
- Im buying a title.
281
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,315
- Title bonds?
- No, a title of nobility.
282
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,795
A certificate that proves I have noble blood.
283
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,672
For what?
284
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,712
To close a deal with the Vatican.
285
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,840
These credentials are important to them.
286
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,918
- Im not interested, goodbye.
- Wait.
287
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,670
- At least hear me out.
- I dont trust the Vatican.
288
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,995
- Or God.
- You dont?
289
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:44,392
He didnt trust me or Hed have made
me a little more handsome.
290
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,637
So you wont give me a loan?
291
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:51,275
- Try the Pirate.
- No.
292
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,278
Im afraid of him.
293
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,271
But not of you, youre more human.
294
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,432
Youre wrong.
295
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,195
Forty-five. Sixty-six.
296
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:11,155
Twenty-nine. Thirty-one. Twenty-one.
297
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:14,632
Thirty-six. Eighteen.
298
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:19,276
Twenty-eight. Sixty...
299
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:23,956
Lady... This isnt very nice.
300
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,555
What?
301
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,836
I think Geremia Heart-of-Gold
is quite upset by now.
302
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:38,558
Because, as a benefactor,
he lent you money for your health care.
303
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:42,036
Not to squander on gambling.
304
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:46,035
There's a misunderstanding, it's my own money.
305
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:51,155
- This is my personal life.
- Theres another very big misunderstanding.
306
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:57,839
You no longer have any money,
until youve completely settled your debt.
307
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,436
Nor a personal life.
308
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,270
It all belongs to Geremia.
309
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,239
Lets go straight to the sale section.
310
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,669
Will you stop playing with that fucking phone?
311
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:59,550
- Now this is a wedding favour!
- Its beautiful!
312
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,955
- Do you like it?
- Sure, its nice.
313
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,074
Its tacky and horrible.
314
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:09,628
Theres a time to be subjective
and a time to be objective
315
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,072
and the horse
and carriage is objectively beautiful.
316
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,873
Its objectively sleazy, like you.
317
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,794
Why is this guy picking out my wedding favours?
318
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:25,556
- Geremia is a friend of the family.
- What the fuck does that mean?
319
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,196
I want the silver spoon. Its elegant and practical.
320
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,033
Sorry, its the horse and carriage.
321
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:35,755
Oh, really? Its the carriage or the wedding.
322
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,155
Youd call off the wedding over this?
323
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,278
No, over whats right.
324
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,030
Your naivety is touching.
325
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,193
But nothing is right in this life.
326
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:57,275
If I may say so... Well...
327
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:02,398
The silver spoon is more suitable
for a young couple.
328
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:06,590
Geremia, lets make her happy.
329
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:13,075
We were all young once and weve all
made mistakes, so let them make theirs.
330
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,988
I think the carriage is very nice, too, but...
331
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:22,639
The horse and carriage represents
excellent value.
332
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:25,479
Sure, if it was free!
333
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,758
So the spoon wins?
334
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:35,678
Its even 30 cents cheaper.
335
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,034
You dont understand shit, dear hearts.
336
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:49,592
That idiot with the broken arms
keeping you awake.
337
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:55,748
Who is he?
338
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,790
- A moneylender.
- Thats pathetic, Dad.
339
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,232
Getting into debt over a dinner for strangers,
340
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:12,158
to get me a white dress and
fuel your belief that Im a virgin child.
341
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:18,071
Im neither of those things. Its a farce.
342
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:21,879
You and Mother are terrible.
343
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,833
You think you know everything, but you dont.
344
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:29,235
I know youre neither a virgin nor a child.
345
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:34,276
I know the reception dinner will be
overcooked pasta and frozen fried foods.
346
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:38,676
I also know you dont give a crap
about a fancy wedding.
347
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,678
- To you, its money down the drain.
- Then lets drop it.
348
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,950
Youre doing all this for me, but I dont care.
349
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,196
Its not for you, its for me.
350
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,834
I dont want to be humiliated any more.
351
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,159
Have you ever been humiliated? No.
352
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,913
Do you know why?
353
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:59,910
Because I ended up taking all the humiliation
meant for you.
354
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:33,035
Mother, remember Amanda?
355
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,192
Good evening.
356
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,513
Slower.
357
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,119
Slower.
358
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:04,116
Sorry, I felt faint.
359
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,717
Dizziness.
360
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,599
- Want some water and sugar?
- No.
361
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,113
Alka-Seltzer.
362
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,717
I have indigestion from eating peppers.
363
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:17,435
I dont have any, the price is exorbitant.
364
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,754
It doesnt matter.
365
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:23,909
Red peppers are like depleted uranium
after 30 years.
366
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:28,915
The truth is Im sick.
367
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,834
The humidity has been ailing me for forty years.
368
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:39,555
We all stink like invalids.
369
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:44,559
Were all sick, but were beautiful.
370
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:56,799
At night, in bed,
we think we hear the noises of the night.
371
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,999
But they are not the noises of the night.
372
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,029
Theyre the noises of our sickness.
373
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:08,313
We feel dead and lost.
374
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:14,514
But actually we are angels. Noisy angels.
375
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,149
What the hell are you doing?
376
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:18,749
Sorry.
377
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,919
So the big days here.
378
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,038
This is for you.
379
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,477
Why did you do this?
380
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,353
We appreciate your dedication to us.
381
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:04,632
Im happy when I can help.
382
00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:09,030
But I have a big favour to ask you.
383
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:12,357
And only someone as generous as you can do it.
384
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:16,029
You know the rules are the same for everyone.
385
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:20,398
- An extension is...
- No, you dont understand.
386
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:26,231
I know youre cross with my daughter
because of her choice of wedding favours.
387
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:29,199
But only you can help her now.
388
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,756
Im willing to forgive. What happened?
389
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:37,351
The shoulder strap on her dress came
undone and the wedding is in an hour.
390
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:40,154
My husband said youre a tailor.
391
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:44,791
- Needle and thread, straight away!
- Thank you.
392
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:46,638
See you at the church.
393
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:51,152
Where is your daughter located?
394
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:57,234
- Ill come with you.
- Time is a hard master.
395
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:01,399
Mending a wedding dress is complicated,
like surgery.
396
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:08,033
If you come with me, Ill be nervous,
make a mistake and ruin the whole day.
397
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:12,512
- Then Ill go and get ready.
- A wise decision, dear heart.
398
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,912
- Thank you.
- Youre welcome.
399
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:45,072
- Youre touching me.
- No.
400
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:50,433
- Im touching heaven.
- Its not heaven.
401
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:56,232
- Its youth.
- Ive never touched heaven before.
402
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:05,314
Do you know the meaning of the word charity?
403
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:11,997
This has nothing to do with charity,
its humiliation.
404
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,479
- And humiliation has a price.
- Thats true.
405
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:23,275
100% interest has a new price.
406
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:25,838
Eighty.
407
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:29,598
Humiliated and offended.
408
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,312
Look hard, I am heaven.
409
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:39,918
And the pleasures of heaven must be
carefully calculated.
410
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,755
- 50%.
- 10.
411
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:16,155
12%, my dear.
412
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:14,069
- What are you doing here?
- I have to talk to you.
413
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:18,913
What do you want?
414
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,313
Theres a problem with the bingo granny.
415
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:29,552
She has a son, but he got rid of his bonds.
416
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,068
- What do you want to do?
- Get rid of her.
417
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,236
- What do you mean?
- What I said.
418
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,476
Get rid of her, use the twins.
419
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,995
- I refuse.
- Ill do it.
420
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,873
- But shes 70 years old.
- Exactly.
421
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,710
Weve never gone this far before.
422
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:52,232
Sooner or later it had to happen.
423
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:22,079
Do it again.
424
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:29,633
Hi, Im Attanasio.
425
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:31,318
- What are you eating?
- A chocolate.
426
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,954
This is a tailors, not a candy store.
427
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:45,112
Pay the girls for the hemming.
428
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:47,390
This isnt about hemming.
429
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,397
You want my chocolates?
430
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:54,435
Im the sales manager of Montanaro and Co.
431
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:57,035
And I work very closely with Giulio Montanaro.
432
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,310
Lucky you! Whos he?
433
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:02,557
- The king of bidets.
- Hes good at using bidets?
434
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:05,911
No, hes good at mass producing
bathroom appliances.
435
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:10,911
- Hes 38, with 3 claims against him.
- Concise.
436
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:14,193
- What do you mean?
- Be concise.
437
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:20,232
Not only does he have three claims.
He also has a sister in London
438
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:24,715
whos married to the MD of a multinational
439
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:29,470
with two hotel chains in the UK and the US.
440
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,593
About 100 hotels.
441
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:36,595
Each hotel has about 200 rooms.
442
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:39,269
He wants to redo all the bathrooms.
443
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:45,995
To beat the competition they need to
fully equip every bathroom.
444
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:48,793
- Equip with what?
- A bidet.
445
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,353
They dont use bidets in the UK and US.
446
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:52,789
- I know that, Mr Trivial Pursuits.
- Sorry.
447
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:56,432
Anyway, thats 20,000 bathrooms to redo.
448
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,915
So how much do you want? 20,000? 30,000?
449
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:02,550
More or less around a million euros.
450
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:08,513
You need a stomach pump. Too much chocolate.
451
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:13,270
Im a benefactor,
I provide small loans to the needy.
452
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:15,391
Youve got the wrong person.
453
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:17,636
A million euros? Ive never seen that much.
454
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:20,194
Doubled in two months.
455
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:25,149
You could triple it, I dont step out of my league.
456
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:26,998
Im not unintelligent.
457
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:30,078
In my accounting class report, they wrote,
458
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:34,791
We suggest you continue your studies,
but then life...
459
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:38,436
I never beg anyone, I do business.
460
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:42,839
You have 48 hours to decide
if you want to meet with Montanaro.
461
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,509
If I dont hear from you,
Ill go and see the Pirate.
462
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:47,512
See you soon, I hope.
463
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:54,596
I've seen you cry, Raimondo.
464
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:02,959
I know because I read it in Reader's Digest.
A man cant forgive someone hes seen cry.
465
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:06,595
I believed in our friendship, you didnt.
466
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:12,039
Friends dont hide in nightclub bathrooms.
This is humiliating for me.
467
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:15,837
I saw you cry and you want me to forget? Fine.
468
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:19,111
But how can I forget 42,000 euros?
469
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,794
I have to have it, you have to give it.
470
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,354
But thats not where my advantage lies.
471
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:32,312
I saw you cry. Thats my advantage.
472
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:22,351
A million euros?
473
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,080
- Thats insane!
- Thats what I say.
474
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:30,193
Good thing you said no.
475
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:34,393
- I havent yet.
- What are you waiting for?
476
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:39,789
Mother says Father handles such deals.
477
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:44,079
Youve always kept it low key.
478
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:48,635
Caution is your strongpoint.
479
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:55,075
Only a real businessman can handle
amounts like that.
480
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,994
A brave one, too.
481
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:01,357
- Why talk me out of it?
- Im your friend.
482
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,239
I dont have friends.
483
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:09,912
I know.
484
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:16,470
How did you end up handling the bingo granny?
485
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:20,110
That evil witch has vanished.
486
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:30,919
What do you dream of doing in life?
487
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:34,036
Going to live in Tennessee.
488
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:36,758
Were you two alone?
489
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:48,237
We were coming back
from a country music festival.
490
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,236
Wed been dancing all night.
491
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,153
We were tired.
492
01:03:55,720 --> 01:04:00,919
- Dancing is nice.
- Yeah. In moderation.
493
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:11,110
Take these posters down,
it looks like a prison cell.
494
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:15,670
They keep me company.
495
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:21,950
Its kind of you to let me stay here,
but Id like to go back to my life.
496
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:29,837
If you leave this place,
youll have no life to go back to.
497
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:33,355
Im protecting you, got that?
498
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:57,356
Why Tennessee?
499
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,119
Its far away.
500
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:35,677
What do you want? The shops closed.
501
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:41,273
Im a pathetic, disgusting person.
502
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,197
Dont be so soft on yourself.
503
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:46,638
Why not just kill yourself?
504
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:50,753
- No one would save me.
- Saving you would be a crime.
505
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:56,159
Suicide always has an ironic outcome
and I cant afford irony.
506
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:59,750
Youre a rat, an arrogant rat.
507
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:03,710
I killed you, I know that.
508
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:10,717
But when you kill someone, you die with them.
I died with you.
509
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:17,429
Do you understand? Were in the same boat.
510
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:50,556
- What can I get you?
- Orange soda.
511
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:52,193
Coffee, please.
512
01:06:56,640 --> 01:07:01,998
Now, usually in these cases,
we do some small talk.
513
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:04,949
But whats the point?
514
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:07,231
Thats not why were here.
515
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:12,195
Wed all be thinking, Get to the point!
516
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:17,109
- You agree?
- Yes, no small talk.
517
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:20,356
Youre wondering what guarantee I can offer.
518
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:24,354
- My work is all about guarantees.
- I have something even better.
519
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:28,195
Contracts, signed and counter-signed.
520
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:31,552
- Where are they?
- Right there.
521
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:45,754
Here you are.
522
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:49,998
How much do you need?
523
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:53,396
1.2 million euros.
524
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:57,476
Signatures and counter-signatures are often fake.
525
01:07:57,600 --> 01:08:01,149
- So is money.
- Sometimes, but less often.
526
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:04,199
You need scientists to counterfeit money.
527
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:07,517
To counterfeit contracts,
desperate fools are enough.
528
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:11,836
Of course, Im not insinuating anything.
529
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:13,712
It seems otherwise.
530
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:15,395
So how about this...
531
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:20,071
You take the contracts,
verify them and bring them back.
532
01:08:20,440 --> 01:08:23,079
Makes sense if you give me the originals.
533
01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:26,238
- Fine.
- We cant give the originals.
534
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:28,954
Its fine, Geremia.
535
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:33,313
Then it seems weve covered everything for now.
536
01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:36,079
- I only have one condition.
- No, no, no.
537
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:39,472
- Im the one who uses the word condition.
- Im short of time.
538
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:43,639
Ive been helping others for 40 years
and no one has time.
539
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:47,873
Wait a second.
540
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:52,995
Please follow me. This way.
541
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:57,873
Youve been so kind to spare us your time
542
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,629
so Id like to do something in return.
543
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:36,479
First you pressure me, then you waste my time.
544
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:42,393
My apologies.
It was just a gesture to mark our deal.
545
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:44,750
We have no deal yet.
546
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:12,035
- He was just showing off.
- Who does he think I am?
547
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:15,319
If I want a woman, I hardly need a whore.
548
01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:17,317
I know how to get women.
549
01:10:17,440 --> 01:10:20,591
Im a good talker, Im cultured
and know everything.
550
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:25,915
Politics, psychoanalysis,
bankruptcy auctions, art...
551
01:10:26,240 --> 01:10:29,516
Those two in the hot tub upset me, too.
552
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:32,917
No, they didnt, you wanted to jump in.
553
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:35,999
Your wallpaper reveals all.
554
01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:39,557
- Montanaros a bad person.
- I say forget about it.
555
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:43,798
- It costs me nothing to look into those contracts.
- As you wish.
556
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:47,713
I can ask De Martino.
557
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:50,396
Massa, the guy in Rome.
558
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:53,910
The one having an affair with your cousin.
559
01:10:54,600 --> 01:11:00,948
Hes an honest guy,
depends how he reacts to private money lending.
560
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:04,795
He wouldnt want you to tell his wife
about your cousin.
561
01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:19,199
What do you want? Its 8 a.m.!
562
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:24,915
All I can offer you is tap water.
563
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:26,874
Thats fine.
564
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,036
Id like to take you hunting on Sunday.
565
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:34,628
Sorry, but I dont how to shoot a gun.
566
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:39,951
Sorry for being aggressive and rude
the other day.
567
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:44,113
Its okay, I like aggressive and rude people.
568
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:47,592
My father was an aristocrat.
569
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:52,798
He had a secret affair with the governess
and I was the result.
570
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:56,877
- Hes always refused to see me.
- Or acknowledge you.
571
01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:00,192
Is that your father?
572
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:05,598
- Handsome.
- Why have you come?
573
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:09,872
Because my fathers title is up for sale
and I must buy it,
574
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,274
if youll lend me the money.
575
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,436
Youre dreaming, dear heart.
576
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:17,995
Fathers never come back,
whether they die or disappear.
577
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:22,269
All thats left is a memory
and even that doesnt last.
578
01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:28,198
They become our heroes and heroes have
no surname, no children, no family.
579
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:32,476
Theyre adults alone against the world
and proud of it.
580
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:37,434
Were their children and well never be heroes.
581
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:40,071
All of this to say no?
582
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:42,195
Yes.
583
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,153
Look at this.
584
01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:57,999
Nice, isnt it?
585
01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:00,837
Im a widower and Im gay.
586
01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:02,959
Im so sorry.
587
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:05,234
About what?
588
01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:08,474
That youre a homosexual, dear heart.
589
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:29,475
We need to talk about money again.
590
01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:34,075
- Funerals are expensive.
- Its not the time.
591
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:37,678
This is the time to mourn your wifes death.
592
01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:40,873
She was in the bedroom talking to Rosalba.
593
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,719
I heard a noise, Rosalba screaming.
594
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:45,239
A heart attack.
595
01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:08,719
My condolences.
596
01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:16,199
Im here with you during this time of pain.
597
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:21,798
Youre here because you want to fuck me again.
598
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:33,715
Hi.
599
01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:36,115
I made cutlets.
600
01:14:36,320 --> 01:14:39,153
Put the Alfa Romeos brake pads on the Volvo.
601
01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:44,314
I love you.
602
01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:57,674
- So youre leaving?
- I have to work.
603
01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:00,479
Im sorry, especially about the omelette.
604
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:03,439
The funeral was mediocre.
605
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:07,030
Its a shame. Ive seen more captivating funerals.
606
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:09,277
- Goodbye.
- Youre leaving?
607
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:10,879
Go on, then.
608
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:30,552
Your husband seems like a decent chap.
609
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:35,309
Hes a moron. Marrying him was a big fuck-up.
610
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:42,194
Weve been together since we were 13.
He holds no secrets or mystery for me.
611
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:46,871
I can even guess the results
of his football matches.
612
01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:53,789
Are you in love with me?
613
01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,439
Completely.
614
01:15:57,600 --> 01:15:59,113
Not me.
615
01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:04,718
Your mothers heart attack...
616
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:09,915
Were you telling her about us?
617
01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:13,996
I was telling her Im pregnant.
618
01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:21,153
It was supposed to be good news.
You can die from happiness, too.
619
01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:24,111
Youre pregnant?
620
01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:27,709
And...
621
01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:32,995
Whos the father? Is it mine?
622
01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:37,511
- Is it mine?
- I dont know.
623
01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:40,630
Ill find out when its born.
624
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:42,996
If its a monster, its yours.
625
01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:52,633
Sixty-five. Forty-three. Six... This is Superbingo!
626
01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:55,433
The jackpot is 40,000 euros.
627
01:17:56,640 --> 01:18:00,519
Granny said to give you this:
Shes paying in one go.
628
01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:05,036
You deserve a nice chocolate, dear heart.
629
01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:07,833
Granny said not to take anything from you.
630
01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:05,356
Say you love me and the debts settled.
631
01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:07,994
Even if you dont mean it, just say it.
632
01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:12,710
How does one get that desperate?
633
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:15,956
By having a happy childhood.
634
01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:51,193
Why are you here? Whats wrong with your office?
635
01:19:51,480 --> 01:19:56,918
I dont let people like you in my office.
The contracts are all valid.
636
01:19:57,280 --> 01:20:00,716
- So youre suggesting...
- That you look inside yourself.
637
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:02,950
Look hard at your conscience.
638
01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:06,675
Ive been told about you, youre a loan shark.
639
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:10,593
Redeem yourself, thats my advice.
640
01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:15,750
Solicitor!
641
01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:20,591
Youre all renting.
642
01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:24,909
You were given the world on loan.
643
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:29,839
I lend the world to you
when you happen to lose it.
644
01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:35,952
How ugly!
645
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:45,709
- God, its Tesauro.
- Tell him to fuck off.
646
01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:52,634
Im not wearing panties.
647
01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:58,116
Geremia, what did you break?
648
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:10,555
- Why are you wearing that?
- An awful migraine.
649
01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:14,352
- But now its gone.
- It suits you.
650
01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:20,032
Making fun of me?
I raped you on your wedding day.
651
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:23,510
Im the least charming man in the world.
652
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:26,232
I feel sorry for you.
653
01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:29,951
There... I gathered that.
654
01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:46,749
Falling in love with you was the last
thing that could happen.
655
01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:51,518
An awful, disgusting thing.
656
01:21:54,040 --> 01:21:58,511
But it happened and I dont want to run away.
657
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:04,358
I dont want to be a coward
and regret it the rest of my life.
658
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:08,312
I want to be brave.
659
01:22:10,320 --> 01:22:12,276
In the end, being brave
is the last chance we have
660
01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:15,995
to change our lives
when we stop liking ourselves.
661
01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:22,752
With regrets we only die sad and lonely.
662
01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:12,315
- Whats that?
- A potato, ignore it.
663
01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:18,119
- Am I doing it wrong?
- No, your cast is poking me.
664
01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:22,157
Lets stop for a minute.
665
01:23:22,840 --> 01:23:23,909
Stop?
666
01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:32,959
This damn arm.
667
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:14,636
Ive made up my mind, Mother.
668
01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:15,954
Its all we have.
669
01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:18,355
One million and they give us two.
670
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:20,876
Thats not how I taught you.
671
01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:25,552
I always told you small loans,
little by little, like ants.
672
01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:28,031
Thats how we got rich.
673
01:24:28,440 --> 01:24:33,594
If you lend all that money in one go,
you may never see it again.
674
01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:37,237
We could lose everything.
675
01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:39,555
Im grown up now, Im not a child any more.
676
01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:41,797
I dont need your advice.
677
01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:45,999
Your father could do something like that.
678
01:24:46,960 --> 01:24:49,076
- Not you.
- Im leaving.
679
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:52,069
I have a girlfriend to move in with.
680
01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:55,033
Youre going to a nursing home.
681
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:58,437
Youre my nursing home.
682
01:24:58,920 --> 01:24:59,909
Not any more.
683
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:04,709
I dont care how much it costs,
youll get the best care.
684
01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:07,033
Youve changed.
685
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:10,309
Youre a spendthrift now.
686
01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:14,475
Thats what happens when men meet women.
687
01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:20,592
But women are the end of men like you.
688
01:25:20,760 --> 01:25:22,239
Do you know why?
689
01:25:22,840 --> 01:25:24,751
Because youre a good man.
690
01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:30,188
And as you said, goodies die children.
691
01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:33,236
Children are immortal.
692
01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:47,994
Mother!
693
01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:53,551
Mother!
694
01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:20,149
Dad?
695
01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:22,349
Dad?
696
01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:01,079
- What are you doing here?
- Nothing.
697
01:28:01,480 --> 01:28:05,758
We killed two lions at the Coliseum
and now the emperors wife wants to screw us.
698
01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:10,519
Get back, Dad.
699
01:28:11,720 --> 01:28:14,553
- Youre his kids?
- Yes, but Im the oldest.
700
01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:17,917
- Why are you dressed like idiots?
- Its our living.
701
01:28:18,040 --> 01:28:19,359
For tourists.
702
01:28:19,960 --> 01:28:22,110
- You stole my money.
- We wish!
703
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:24,392
Your friend took it.
704
01:28:24,680 --> 01:28:27,274
He gave us 5,000 to play the part.
705
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:30,437
- What friend?
- That Gino who was always with you.
706
01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:33,991
- Im going to shoot you, say goodbye.
- Goodbye.
707
01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:37,428
Dont be stupid, there are witnesses.
708
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:49,549
Were going for pizza, want to come?
709
01:28:49,760 --> 01:28:52,593
- Pizza?
- Its close by.
710
01:28:52,720 --> 01:28:55,280
He just lost a million euros, hes not hungry.
711
01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:57,311
What if you have it?
712
01:28:57,440 --> 01:28:59,795
If we had a million euros,
713
01:28:59,920 --> 01:29:05,040
would we be walking around Rome at 4 a.m.
Dressed like morons?
714
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:07,918
Lets go have a pizza, itll take your mind off it.
715
01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:09,678
Look, its over.
716
01:29:10,040 --> 01:29:15,512
That Gino approached us a long time ago
and planned the whole thing.
717
01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:19,235
He asked if we were interested and we said yes.
718
01:29:19,880 --> 01:29:22,269
Were actors, Cinecitta used to be our home.
719
01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:25,551
I was an extra for Fellini, twice.
720
01:29:25,880 --> 01:29:27,677
Then Italian cinema went into crisis...
721
01:29:27,800 --> 01:29:31,475
- Was he by himself?
- No, with those thugs, the twins.
722
01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:33,598
And that babe?
723
01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:36,234
- What babe?
- Miss Agro Pontino.
724
01:29:37,360 --> 01:29:40,557
Shell win the finals one day,
take it from Augusto.
725
01:30:07,280 --> 01:30:09,430
My last thought will be for you.
726
01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:22,719
- You don't owe Geremia anything.
- I'm in debt to him.
727
01:30:22,840 --> 01:30:24,717
And debts must be repaid.
728
01:30:25,040 --> 01:30:29,158
You don't know what Geremia's capable of.
729
01:30:29,280 --> 01:30:32,272
And you? What are you capable of?
730
01:30:33,080 --> 01:30:34,718
I'd rather not know.
731
01:30:35,440 --> 01:30:36,793
Goodbye, Dad.
732
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:39,960
- Im going to Rome.
- What for?
733
01:30:40,720 --> 01:30:42,039
Youre just like me.
734
01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:44,469
- How?
- No ambition.
735
01:30:44,600 --> 01:30:46,750
I have plans
and I know how to make them happen.
736
01:30:46,880 --> 01:30:49,952
How? What can you do?
737
01:30:50,600 --> 01:30:55,071
I... I can dance.
738
01:30:56,240 --> 01:31:00,916
You cant do anything and youre scared shitless.
739
01:33:15,000 --> 01:33:18,356
Leave the wreaths on the balcony.
740
01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:22,355
You didnt get any wreaths.
741
01:33:22,480 --> 01:33:26,519
Everyone knows Mother didnt like flowers.
742
01:33:37,840 --> 01:33:39,034
Thank you.
743
01:35:19,440 --> 01:35:25,675
We're on the wrong side, Dad,
because there was no room anywhere else.
744
01:35:26,280 --> 01:35:27,759
Well, all right.
745
01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:33,910
We told ourselves,
"Let's be baddies, because goodies die children."
746
01:35:34,040 --> 01:35:35,712
That's all right, too.
747
01:35:38,080 --> 01:35:41,436
We just forgot to tell ourselves
where the limit was,
748
01:35:41,560 --> 01:35:43,676
because there is a limit, Dad.
749
01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:51,199
I don't know it.
57530
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