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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,692 --> 00:00:12,692 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:24,306 --> 00:00:26,507 First time we hung out, what did I think of you? 3 00:00:26,509 --> 00:00:28,175 Yeah. 4 00:00:28,177 --> 00:00:29,376 When was that, was that the night that... 5 00:00:29,378 --> 00:00:31,245 Come on, you're kidding. 6 00:00:31,247 --> 00:00:33,246 Remember I brought Willow over to that apartment... 7 00:00:33,248 --> 00:00:34,515 you and Matt had in the East Village? 8 00:00:34,517 --> 00:00:35,615 Yes, of course, I remember. 9 00:00:35,617 --> 00:00:37,551 Let's see, I thought that you were really hot... 10 00:00:37,553 --> 00:00:40,621 but also that you may murder me in my sleep one day. 11 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:41,755 Shut up. 12 00:00:41,757 --> 00:00:42,890 You want one tea bag or two? 13 00:00:42,892 --> 00:00:46,527 That's it? You just... you thought I was hot? 14 00:00:46,529 --> 00:00:48,762 Yeah, I mean, I had never seen you naked before. 15 00:00:48,764 --> 00:00:50,597 That was a great night. 16 00:00:50,599 --> 00:00:52,265 I fucking miss New York. 17 00:00:52,267 --> 00:00:54,435 When we were there, you missed L.A. 18 00:00:54,437 --> 00:00:56,804 Okay, I remember looking at you that night... 19 00:00:56,806 --> 00:00:59,405 and thinking you weren't like anyone I'd ever met before. 20 00:00:59,407 --> 00:01:01,408 I thought that you were very special. 21 00:01:01,410 --> 00:01:03,243 Do you want honey? 22 00:01:03,245 --> 00:01:05,479 One tea bag and yeah, honey. 23 00:01:05,481 --> 00:01:08,381 Aren't you gonna ask me what I thought? 24 00:01:08,383 --> 00:01:11,651 Oh, yeah, sure. 25 00:01:11,653 --> 00:01:13,687 Never mind. 26 00:01:13,689 --> 00:01:16,556 Okay, here's your tea. 27 00:01:16,558 --> 00:01:18,559 You really need to get rid of this couch. 28 00:01:18,561 --> 00:01:20,827 I can't do that, I'm sorry. I like it too much. 29 00:01:20,829 --> 00:01:21,895 Well, it's old and it's disgusting... 30 00:01:21,897 --> 00:01:24,231 and even Goodwill would reject it at this point. 31 00:01:24,233 --> 00:01:26,500 So, I think it's time for you to take it upon yourself... 32 00:01:26,502 --> 00:01:31,437 To just do whatever you want me to, at all times of the day? 33 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:34,774 Please. 34 00:01:34,776 --> 00:01:36,346 Look at you. 35 00:01:58,266 --> 00:01:59,732 - Wait, stop, stop! - What? 36 00:01:59,734 --> 00:02:02,702 - I think my Nuva Ring fell out. - What? 37 00:02:02,704 --> 00:02:04,538 Now I don't feel like it's in there. 38 00:02:04,540 --> 00:02:05,642 You can feel that? 39 00:02:08,543 --> 00:02:10,243 What does it look like? 40 00:02:10,245 --> 00:02:11,611 Like a glow bracelet. 41 00:02:11,613 --> 00:02:13,546 It's not in the hat. 42 00:02:13,548 --> 00:02:16,218 Is that it? 43 00:02:23,625 --> 00:02:25,492 You know what's on HBOGo? 44 00:02:25,494 --> 00:02:26,627 What? 45 00:02:26,629 --> 00:02:29,496 The Stephen Hawking movie. 46 00:02:29,498 --> 00:02:33,236 We were just like... fucking. You want to watch that? 47 00:02:34,769 --> 00:02:37,371 I don't feel good. 48 00:02:37,373 --> 00:02:39,806 - Wait, I just... - Please? 49 00:02:39,808 --> 00:02:44,444 I can't go from almost fucking to Hawking, I just can't. 50 00:02:44,446 --> 00:02:46,583 You can. 51 00:02:49,518 --> 00:02:52,388 Only 'cause you're sick. 52 00:03:28,691 --> 00:03:30,557 Shit, what time is it? 53 00:03:30,559 --> 00:03:33,360 Matty's out front, I told him he could ride with us to Malibu. 54 00:03:33,362 --> 00:03:35,829 We really need to find him a girlfriend. 55 00:03:35,831 --> 00:03:37,664 How about your cousin? 56 00:03:37,666 --> 00:03:41,635 Willa? She'd eat him up like a praying mantis. 57 00:03:41,637 --> 00:03:42,736 Hi, are you at mine? 58 00:03:42,738 --> 00:03:44,104 Hey, I made it! Let me in. 59 00:03:44,106 --> 00:03:46,473 I slept at Owen's actually, sorry! 60 00:03:46,475 --> 00:03:47,707 But I left you a key under the flower pot. 61 00:03:47,709 --> 00:03:50,312 We're leaving soon, so just meet us in Malibu. 62 00:04:08,663 --> 00:04:09,796 Oh, uh... 63 00:04:09,798 --> 00:04:11,868 - Oh, sorry, child lock. - Thank you. 64 00:04:16,904 --> 00:04:19,906 Hold on, hold on. Here you go. 65 00:04:19,908 --> 00:04:21,440 - What was it too many? - Yeah. 66 00:04:21,442 --> 00:04:22,943 - It's good. - Well, now. 67 00:04:22,945 --> 00:04:25,544 Gotta get you some sun before Willa gets here, you know? 68 00:04:25,546 --> 00:04:27,647 You look like Tilda Swinton. 69 00:04:27,649 --> 00:04:29,916 - Do you want some? - No, I don't. 70 00:04:29,918 --> 00:04:30,916 - I don't like it. - It's so good. 71 00:04:30,918 --> 00:04:32,618 It's gross, everyone puts their hands in there. 72 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,421 - But it's the good stuff. - No, it's not. 73 00:04:34,423 --> 00:04:35,755 It's all in your teeth. 74 00:04:35,757 --> 00:04:36,623 So when is your hot cousin get here? 75 00:04:36,625 --> 00:04:39,493 Okay, no, she literally just moved here. 76 00:04:39,495 --> 00:04:41,895 Do not pull a Matt on her, it will not end well for you. 77 00:04:41,897 --> 00:04:43,630 - She's hot. - She is hot. 78 00:04:43,632 --> 00:04:44,830 And she's coming, right? 79 00:04:44,832 --> 00:04:46,633 Yeah, she's in an Uber, you happy? 80 00:04:46,635 --> 00:04:48,734 - Hallie, what's up? - Oh, hi. 81 00:04:48,736 --> 00:04:51,805 Glad you guys made it, would you like a beer? 82 00:04:51,807 --> 00:04:53,606 Yeah, thanks. 83 00:04:53,608 --> 00:04:55,377 I'd love one, thanks. 84 00:04:59,514 --> 00:05:01,647 Honestly, I gotta fucking pee so bad... 85 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:02,815 Wanna bet you break the seal before I do? 86 00:05:02,817 --> 00:05:06,419 If you win, I'll convince Hallie to talk you up with Willa. 87 00:05:06,421 --> 00:05:09,423 If I win... you have to give me your Bang Bros password. 88 00:05:09,425 --> 00:05:10,323 - Deal. - Done. 89 00:05:10,325 --> 00:05:12,525 You are one lucky fuck, you know that? 90 00:05:12,527 --> 00:05:14,794 - What? - I'm just saying you're free. 91 00:05:14,796 --> 00:05:15,996 You're free! I wish I was. 92 00:05:15,998 --> 00:05:18,597 You wish you were free? All right, fucking Ted Nugent... 93 00:05:18,599 --> 00:05:20,433 well, you wanna know what I do with my freedom? 94 00:05:20,435 --> 00:05:21,902 Last night, I ate an entire rotisserie chicken... 95 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:24,438 and diarrhea'd like 12 times. 96 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:27,610 I only had three hours sleep, 'cause I had such bad diarrhea. 97 00:05:30,846 --> 00:05:33,746 - Uh-huh, uh-huh. - Hi. 98 00:05:33,748 --> 00:05:35,448 - I love you. - What was that? 99 00:05:35,450 --> 00:05:36,484 - What? - What were you guys doing? 100 00:05:36,486 --> 00:05:39,019 - Don't be crazy. - Why, you think he's photogenic? 101 00:05:39,021 --> 00:05:40,120 Oh, fuck, this, I lose. 102 00:05:40,122 --> 00:05:41,387 Honestly, you embarrass me in front of my friends. 103 00:05:41,389 --> 00:05:43,457 He's not like doing anything, stop being crazy and have fun. 104 00:05:45,827 --> 00:05:46,960 Oh my God! Oh my God! 105 00:05:46,962 --> 00:05:49,930 Oh my God! I'm so sorry, Willa. 106 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:51,964 Wait, how do you know my name? 107 00:05:51,966 --> 00:05:54,835 Oh, we've met... several times. 108 00:05:54,837 --> 00:05:56,770 I'm Owen's best friend, Matt. 109 00:05:56,772 --> 00:05:58,805 Oh, yeah, shit, sorry. 110 00:05:58,807 --> 00:06:01,842 I'm just really bad with names and faces. 111 00:06:01,844 --> 00:06:05,578 - So, like, people? - I guess. 112 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:08,914 Now we really know each other. 113 00:06:18,894 --> 00:06:21,527 - Hi. - Hi, babe. 114 00:06:21,529 --> 00:06:23,899 Look at us, just "meeting up." So casual. 115 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,736 Stop, stop. 116 00:06:29,538 --> 00:06:32,005 ♪ Bright lights feel alright ♪ 117 00:06:32,007 --> 00:06:35,845 ♪ I'm gonna see her again tonight ♪ 118 00:06:38,113 --> 00:06:40,714 ♪ But then I see you and I wanna go ♪ 119 00:06:40,716 --> 00:06:42,082 ♪ Where the beach is warm ♪ 120 00:06:42,084 --> 00:06:44,984 ♪ And I won't get stung And I won't get stormed by ♪ 121 00:06:44,986 --> 00:06:47,120 ♪ Memories of you ♪ 122 00:06:47,122 --> 00:06:51,024 ♪ Baby is this how you feel ♪ 123 00:06:51,026 --> 00:06:56,096 ♪ I wanna know wanna know Is this how you feel ♪ 124 00:06:56,098 --> 00:07:01,635 ♪ I wanna know wanna know Is this how you feel ♪ 125 00:07:01,637 --> 00:07:05,871 ♪ I wanna know wanna know Is this how you feel baby ♪ 126 00:07:05,873 --> 00:07:10,846 ♪ Is this how you feel Is this how you feel baby ♪ 127 00:07:16,618 --> 00:07:18,717 Hey, hey... why are you acting so weird? 128 00:07:18,719 --> 00:07:21,654 I'm fine. Maybe let's just go home soon. 129 00:07:21,656 --> 00:07:22,722 You don't wanna watch the fireworks... 130 00:07:22,724 --> 00:07:23,989 - with your new boyfriend? - This is a way-better spot. 131 00:07:23,991 --> 00:07:25,825 The walk is gonna be worth it. 132 00:07:25,827 --> 00:07:27,827 You're insane, I mean, are you serious? 133 00:07:27,829 --> 00:07:29,931 You're actually insane. 134 00:07:31,733 --> 00:07:33,733 I don't feel great and I wanna go... 135 00:07:33,735 --> 00:07:35,734 and I want you to wanna go, too. 136 00:07:35,736 --> 00:07:36,969 It's the Fourth of July! 137 00:07:36,971 --> 00:07:40,173 Can't we just celebrate the Declaration of Independence... 138 00:07:40,175 --> 00:07:42,075 without you having a manic fucking episode? 139 00:07:42,077 --> 00:07:43,943 I also think I left a candle burning... 140 00:07:43,945 --> 00:07:45,212 and it's haunted me all afternoon. 141 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:47,012 That's never happened, that never happened. 142 00:07:47,014 --> 00:07:48,815 - Happened once. - That happened once in your life! 143 00:07:48,817 --> 00:07:50,851 I can't focus on anything else! 144 00:07:50,853 --> 00:07:54,587 Okay, also lower your voice, okay, everybody can hear us! 145 00:07:54,589 --> 00:07:56,089 Nobody can hear us, nobody cares! 146 00:07:56,091 --> 00:07:58,959 Everybody's outside watching the fucking fireworks display... 147 00:07:58,961 --> 00:08:00,926 which, by the way, I would like to be doing right now. 148 00:08:00,928 --> 00:08:03,762 People can hear us and it's embarrassing for both of us. 149 00:08:03,764 --> 00:08:06,967 Stop pretending you care about something... 150 00:08:06,969 --> 00:08:08,835 just so you can be mad about it. 151 00:08:08,837 --> 00:08:12,238 I'm not! You know what, why don't you learn... 152 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:16,609 how to apologize without having a whole comeback? 153 00:08:40,935 --> 00:08:43,669 We fight at every fucking party. 154 00:08:43,671 --> 00:08:48,610 I honestly feel like I'm like 14, this is too exciting. 155 00:08:51,146 --> 00:08:53,746 Just me? Okay, cool. 156 00:08:53,748 --> 00:08:55,649 I like those ones. 157 00:08:55,651 --> 00:08:57,620 - The all-glittery ones? - Yeah. 158 00:09:15,836 --> 00:09:18,004 You wanna watch It's Complicated? 159 00:09:18,006 --> 00:09:20,774 I'll fall asleep to whatever you want. 160 00:09:20,776 --> 00:09:22,708 - Hey. - What? 161 00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:24,046 Hey. 162 00:09:55,076 --> 00:09:57,143 Okay, so how do we know each other? 163 00:09:57,145 --> 00:10:00,914 Oh, well, Owen, Hallie, and I went to school in New York... 164 00:10:00,916 --> 00:10:03,949 so I guess probably when you came to visit sometime maybe? 165 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:06,186 Okay, I vaguely remember that. 166 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:09,088 Yeah, you guys came over to me and Owen's place... 167 00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:12,726 in the East Village after some party, and you and I hung out... 168 00:10:12,728 --> 00:10:14,059 and drank Brooklyn Lager while it snowed... 169 00:10:14,061 --> 00:10:16,929 and watched the sun came up. 170 00:10:16,931 --> 00:10:18,231 I mean, yeah, I think that was it. 171 00:10:18,233 --> 00:10:20,100 I don't even remember, it was a long time ago. 172 00:10:20,102 --> 00:10:21,967 No, yes, wait! 173 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,035 That was the first night... 174 00:10:23,037 --> 00:10:24,770 that Hallie and Owen hooked up, right? 175 00:10:24,772 --> 00:10:26,840 - Yeah, right! - Yeah! 176 00:10:26,842 --> 00:10:28,375 Wait, where are they, anyway? 177 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:30,342 Oh, Owen texted me, they had to leave. 178 00:10:30,344 --> 00:10:32,978 Yeah, I should probably get going soon, too. 179 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:36,982 I just remembered, I left my car at Owen's. 180 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,150 Do you think maybe I could get a ride? 181 00:10:38,152 --> 00:10:41,121 Yeah, I don't have a car, I'm just Ubering for right now. 182 00:10:41,123 --> 00:10:43,222 Oh, well, you want me to get us one back to the mainland? 183 00:10:43,224 --> 00:10:46,259 I mean, I'm on the way to Hallie's, you can drop me. 184 00:10:46,261 --> 00:10:48,861 Okay, um, but split it with me... 185 00:10:48,863 --> 00:10:50,295 because I'm sure it's fucking expensive. 186 00:10:50,297 --> 00:10:51,930 No, stop, don't be silly. 187 00:10:51,932 --> 00:10:52,999 Are you sure? 188 00:10:53,001 --> 00:10:54,833 Yeah, honestly, my treat. 189 00:10:54,835 --> 00:10:57,337 You know what time I think it is? 190 00:10:57,339 --> 00:10:59,872 What? 191 00:10:59,874 --> 00:11:04,877 How about this, huh? A little bit of swivel hips? 192 00:11:04,879 --> 00:11:08,213 You like my, uh, get down for you, mama, like that? 193 00:11:08,215 --> 00:11:11,250 Gonna get nice and deep for you tonight, baby. 194 00:11:11,252 --> 00:11:13,986 There you go, nice and deep, good angles. 195 00:11:13,988 --> 00:11:15,257 Stop! 196 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:19,292 You're insane. 197 00:11:19,294 --> 00:11:20,894 You gotta have the rythym, you know? 198 00:11:20,896 --> 00:11:22,127 You don't have a lot of rythym. 199 00:11:22,129 --> 00:11:24,898 I think you're done, you're done. 200 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:27,232 I didn't shower... should I? 201 00:11:27,234 --> 00:11:28,303 Yeah. 202 00:11:34,309 --> 00:11:37,910 Aw fuck, they're increasing the rent to this place in September. 203 00:11:37,912 --> 00:11:40,013 I'm not gonna be able to afford this. 204 00:11:40,015 --> 00:11:41,114 I'm probably gonna have to move? 205 00:11:41,116 --> 00:11:42,981 Ugh, I'm sorry, that's awful. 206 00:11:42,983 --> 00:11:47,953 Between the rent for this place, my student loans, my Propecia... 207 00:11:47,955 --> 00:11:50,957 I can't. 208 00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:54,059 Well, one way you could keep living here... 209 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:57,429 is if I moved in officially. 210 00:11:57,431 --> 00:12:00,165 I mean, I know we haven't talked about it in a while... 211 00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:03,336 and I know it's not your favorite subject... 212 00:12:03,338 --> 00:12:04,537 but let's just move in together. 213 00:12:04,539 --> 00:12:08,173 I mean, I love Clara, but I'm too old for a roommate... 214 00:12:08,175 --> 00:12:10,443 I'm over here all the time, anyway. 215 00:12:10,445 --> 00:12:12,147 It just kind of makes sense, you know? 216 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,220 What? 217 00:12:20,222 --> 00:12:22,324 - Holy shit. - Oh, my god. 218 00:12:25,026 --> 00:12:27,260 Hey... after you. 219 00:12:27,262 --> 00:12:28,964 Thanks. 220 00:12:31,031 --> 00:12:33,132 - Oh. - Oh. 221 00:12:33,134 --> 00:12:34,302 Okay. 222 00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:38,237 - Happy Fourth! - Hey! 223 00:12:38,239 --> 00:12:40,372 Nice car. 224 00:12:45,012 --> 00:12:47,313 I can't believe you actually grew up in LA. 225 00:12:47,315 --> 00:12:49,082 I feel like nobody does. 226 00:12:49,084 --> 00:12:51,384 Yeah, me and Owen both did. 227 00:12:51,386 --> 00:12:53,252 What about you? What'd you move out here for? 228 00:12:53,254 --> 00:12:55,889 Well, I've been living in New York since school... 229 00:12:55,891 --> 00:12:59,125 but I'm actually going to grad school in September. 230 00:12:59,127 --> 00:13:00,927 Comp Lit. USC. 231 00:13:00,929 --> 00:13:02,996 Wow, I'm impressed. 232 00:13:02,998 --> 00:13:05,198 I've read maybe four whole books in my entire life... 233 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,266 and I wouldn't know how to compare them. 234 00:13:07,268 --> 00:13:10,970 I wouldn't admit that. 235 00:13:10,972 --> 00:13:13,039 Oh, this is me... thanks. 236 00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:16,275 Whoa, you live here? 237 00:13:16,277 --> 00:13:19,248 Yeah, this is my spot. 238 00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:25,018 Well, good night. 239 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:27,920 Yeah, night. It was nice to see you again. 240 00:13:27,922 --> 00:13:31,423 Um, hey, let me get your number real quick. 241 00:13:31,425 --> 00:13:33,161 Yeah, sure. 242 00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:38,434 Sorry. 243 00:13:41,102 --> 00:13:44,470 ♪ I feel it yeah yeah I feel it ♪ 244 00:13:44,472 --> 00:13:47,307 ♪ I feel it yeah yeah I feel it ♪ 245 00:13:47,309 --> 00:13:49,411 Purple devil, I use that one a lot. 246 00:13:54,983 --> 00:13:59,084 ♪ I feel it in my body I feel it ♪ 247 00:13:59,086 --> 00:14:02,454 ♪ I feel it in the bed I feel it ♪ 248 00:14:02,456 --> 00:14:06,326 ♪ I feel it on the mouth I feel it ♪ 249 00:14:06,328 --> 00:14:11,396 ♪ I feel it in the air in the air ♪ 250 00:14:11,398 --> 00:14:15,436 Here you go, after you. 251 00:14:18,339 --> 00:14:21,207 Whoa, do you have roommates? 252 00:14:21,209 --> 00:14:23,375 This is my parents' place, actually. 253 00:14:23,377 --> 00:14:25,278 They're out of town, at the moment. 254 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:28,380 Ooh, got the house to ourselves. 255 00:14:28,382 --> 00:14:31,453 Okay, you have to take off those flip-flops. 256 00:14:41,195 --> 00:14:44,230 Holy shit, are those rocket ship sheets? 257 00:14:44,232 --> 00:14:47,232 Hey, look, some girls think it's adorable, what can I say? 258 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,334 And your books are color-coded? 259 00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:51,571 Okay, look, I was in a dark place after college. 260 00:14:51,573 --> 00:14:53,606 Stop looking at my room, please? 261 00:14:53,608 --> 00:14:57,510 How do your parents let you live like this? It's inhumane. 262 00:14:57,512 --> 00:15:00,112 Honestly, I want to get a bigger bed, but it just feels... 263 00:15:00,114 --> 00:15:01,380 kind of symbolic at this point, you know. 264 00:15:01,382 --> 00:15:04,284 Like I'm saying, "Guys, I'm here to stay! I'm never moving out!" 265 00:15:04,286 --> 00:15:05,651 You know, the twin bed kind of keeps that dream alive. 266 00:15:05,653 --> 00:15:08,420 Maybe don't feel like you have to talk all the time. 267 00:15:08,422 --> 00:15:11,624 Right. Gotcha. 268 00:15:16,631 --> 00:15:20,299 Do you like these guys? DJDS? 269 00:15:20,301 --> 00:15:23,538 Ah, sorry, the mesh is kind of chafing on these. 270 00:15:29,076 --> 00:15:31,376 Hey, I don't think we should have sex, is that okay? 271 00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:36,149 Just, I just... not until we know each other. 272 00:15:36,151 --> 00:15:39,117 I just don't like to have sex when I first meet somebody. 273 00:15:39,119 --> 00:15:42,590 Ah, that's... honestly, I'm just happy to be here. 274 00:15:48,463 --> 00:15:51,530 But like... should we have sex? We shouldn't have sex right? 275 00:15:51,532 --> 00:15:54,667 I mean, I wouldn't not have sex with you right now. 276 00:15:54,669 --> 00:15:57,373 But I'm also not in any hurry, so... 277 00:16:02,176 --> 00:16:04,443 Maybe we should just have sex and get it over with. 278 00:16:04,445 --> 00:16:06,511 I don't have a condom. 279 00:16:06,513 --> 00:16:09,217 - It's cool, I have an IUD. - Okay. 280 00:16:18,693 --> 00:16:20,329 All right. 281 00:16:28,502 --> 00:16:30,470 I'm sorry about my twin bed. 282 00:16:30,472 --> 00:16:32,337 I mean, I feel like a pedophile. 283 00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,606 - What? - It's fine, just fuck me. 284 00:16:34,608 --> 00:16:36,078 Okay. 285 00:16:41,449 --> 00:16:44,717 You want me to go get a towel? 286 00:16:44,719 --> 00:16:45,784 Sure. 287 00:16:45,786 --> 00:16:49,521 The Uber back from Malibu cost, no joke, $137. 288 00:16:49,523 --> 00:16:51,223 Wait, wait, wait, how quickly did you cum? 289 00:16:51,225 --> 00:16:52,558 Dude. 290 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,260 Just tell me how quick was it? 291 00:16:55,262 --> 00:16:56,361 It was like 45 seconds. 292 00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,530 Oh, that's actually longer than I would have guessed. 293 00:16:58,532 --> 00:16:59,665 I apologized, and we watched Shark Tank. 294 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,768 Oh, my god, you guys are fucking vile, you know that? 295 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,635 Maggie, I met an amazing girl! 296 00:17:03,637 --> 00:17:05,371 Yeah, you sound like Jimmy Stewart... 297 00:17:05,373 --> 00:17:06,305 the way you're talking about her. 298 00:17:06,307 --> 00:17:09,242 He legit just hooked up with this girl... 299 00:17:09,244 --> 00:17:11,377 and he's talking about how much he loves her. 300 00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:14,413 You're... it's less than 24 hours ago and you're talking... 301 00:17:14,415 --> 00:17:16,649 about how she's your quote-unquote future wife. 302 00:17:16,651 --> 00:17:17,583 - You fucking psycho. - Aw... 303 00:17:17,585 --> 00:17:19,685 - You poor psycho. - You think I just met her? 304 00:17:19,687 --> 00:17:22,554 She and I had this unbelievable Before Sunrise-level night... 305 00:17:22,556 --> 00:17:24,489 five years ago, we just finally reconnected. 306 00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:26,292 No, you didn't, no, you didn't... 307 00:17:26,294 --> 00:17:28,561 because she has no recollection of that night ever happening. 308 00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:31,264 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Owen, you shouldn't talk, this guy... 309 00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:33,765 plagiarized Dashboard Confessional lyrics... 310 00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:35,501 and said you wrote them about me, so... 311 00:17:35,503 --> 00:17:38,571 All right, well, number one, I had a very big crush on you. 312 00:17:38,573 --> 00:17:40,439 - Huge. - Number two, it was ninth grade. 313 00:17:40,441 --> 00:17:43,242 Number three, the Dashboard lyrics articulated something... 314 00:17:43,244 --> 00:17:46,312 that 14-year-old me wasn't able to articulate at the time. 315 00:17:46,314 --> 00:17:48,313 Honestly, I haven't liked anyone this much since... 316 00:17:48,315 --> 00:17:50,349 I dunno, since Rachel Flegelman! 317 00:17:50,351 --> 00:17:52,384 Flegelman, the girl, who every time you guys did coke... 318 00:17:52,386 --> 00:17:53,486 would lick your butthole. 319 00:17:53,488 --> 00:17:55,254 - Yeah. - Jesus! 320 00:17:55,256 --> 00:17:56,823 Hey, butthole licking is part of the human experience! 321 00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:59,257 I don't want to hear more about that. 322 00:17:59,259 --> 00:18:00,159 Are you out of your minds right now? 323 00:18:00,161 --> 00:18:01,694 Maggie, how are you, what's going on? 324 00:18:01,696 --> 00:18:02,861 - Oh, my god, I'm so good. - You look great. 325 00:18:02,863 --> 00:18:07,566 - I can't believe you're pregnant. - Thanks... thanks, man... 326 00:18:07,568 --> 00:18:09,468 literally, two seconds pregnant. 327 00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:11,269 How are you, how's your lady, Hallie? 328 00:18:11,271 --> 00:18:12,371 She's good, she's really good. 329 00:18:12,373 --> 00:18:14,540 I mean, she asked me to move in the other night... 330 00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:16,409 and I didn't know what to say... 331 00:18:16,411 --> 00:18:20,612 and that was obviously not a good reaction on my part. 332 00:18:20,614 --> 00:18:22,380 Buddy, that's a bad sign. 333 00:18:22,382 --> 00:18:24,316 I don't know, it feels like we're on auto pilot... 334 00:18:24,318 --> 00:18:25,552 or something, you know what I mean? 335 00:18:25,554 --> 00:18:29,255 It's like when you say a word over and over and over again... 336 00:18:29,257 --> 00:18:30,355 and it starts to lose its meaning. 337 00:18:30,357 --> 00:18:31,724 That's where it feels like we're at. 338 00:18:31,726 --> 00:18:33,391 Listen, you're scared, that's okay. 339 00:18:33,393 --> 00:18:35,730 It's not love unless you're scared. 340 00:18:45,305 --> 00:18:47,473 Yeah, Jakob, hey, it's Willa. 341 00:18:47,475 --> 00:18:51,744 No, I was just calling to see if we're going to that thing. 342 00:18:51,746 --> 00:18:57,585 Oh, um, yeah, yeah, we'll hang out soon. 343 00:18:59,386 --> 00:19:00,620 Bye. 344 00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:04,290 ♪ It's that Target commercial kind of voice ♪ 345 00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:07,659 ♪ It's kind of Huggies it's more Dove ♪ 346 00:19:07,661 --> 00:19:10,763 ♪ It gets you in the mood for love ♪ 347 00:19:10,765 --> 00:19:12,497 I mean, I'm sorry, he's in love with you. 348 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,633 But you know it's cute that he's calling. 349 00:19:14,635 --> 00:19:15,735 He's like taking charge. 350 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:18,437 Yeah, but it's just so weird when you're texting... 351 00:19:18,439 --> 00:19:20,308 and then they just call. 352 00:19:21,742 --> 00:19:23,744 Hey, Matt, what's up? 353 00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:41,294 I'm so sorry I'm late. I couldn't find parking anywhere. 354 00:19:41,296 --> 00:19:43,528 I literally ended up parking at a fire hydrant. 355 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:44,630 Nice, you got a car! 356 00:19:44,632 --> 00:19:46,631 Are you sure you don't want to find a better spot? 357 00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:49,334 No, it's fine, I do it all the time. 358 00:19:49,336 --> 00:19:52,273 Sorry. Hold on, I'm so rude, one sec. 359 00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:03,416 Okay, I swear I'm done, sorry. 360 00:20:03,418 --> 00:20:04,883 Don't worry about it, is everything okay? 361 00:20:04,885 --> 00:20:08,321 Yeah, no, have you seen this OJ show, I'm obsessed. 362 00:20:08,323 --> 00:20:11,390 Wait, the eight-hour doc or the Cuba Gooding Jr. one? 363 00:20:11,392 --> 00:20:13,825 - The doc. - How fucking good is it? 364 00:20:13,827 --> 00:20:15,961 - No, it's amazing. - I know, right? 365 00:20:15,963 --> 00:20:17,096 Uh, what do you want to drink? 366 00:20:17,098 --> 00:20:19,931 Uh, vodka water, like a vodka soda, but with water. 367 00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:22,834 Wow, got it, kind of intense. 368 00:20:22,836 --> 00:20:25,604 Um, yeah, could I get a vodka water, please? 369 00:20:25,606 --> 00:20:28,841 And a uh... whatever's just the lightest beer you have. 370 00:20:28,843 --> 00:20:30,508 Thank you. 371 00:20:42,523 --> 00:20:43,956 Should I call you a nice person? 372 00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:45,424 And I'm not a nice person? 373 00:20:45,426 --> 00:20:47,426 I don't think so. 374 00:20:47,428 --> 00:20:49,527 This is how the conversation went last time. 375 00:20:49,529 --> 00:20:51,697 Not at all, it says you're a raging pussy. 376 00:20:51,699 --> 00:20:52,834 Yeah. 377 00:20:55,737 --> 00:20:57,769 This is fun, right? 378 00:20:57,771 --> 00:20:59,905 I shouldn't be dating somebody, since I'm literally afraid... 379 00:20:59,907 --> 00:21:01,640 to check my ATM balance, but... 380 00:21:01,642 --> 00:21:04,476 What?! 381 00:21:04,478 --> 00:21:06,812 What? 382 00:21:06,814 --> 00:21:10,882 Well, I mean, like... are you guys actually dating? 383 00:21:10,884 --> 00:21:17,489 Pfft, yeah! I mean... yeah. Definitely. 384 00:21:17,491 --> 00:21:19,492 Does she know that? 385 00:21:19,494 --> 00:21:20,459 Dude, fuck you, man. 386 00:21:20,461 --> 00:21:21,794 Because usually when you're dating somebody... 387 00:21:21,796 --> 00:21:23,862 that's like a mutual, consentual decision. 388 00:21:23,864 --> 00:21:26,998 It's not like a made up thing in somebody's head, you know? 389 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:31,469 Just saying, early days, you know? 390 00:21:31,471 --> 00:21:33,038 I don't know, I think breakfast is serious. 391 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,775 I mean, I wouldn't say that we're dating. 392 00:21:36,777 --> 00:21:38,811 So what are you doing? 393 00:21:38,813 --> 00:21:45,387 You know, hanging out. 394 00:21:47,755 --> 00:21:49,788 - What? - Yikes. 395 00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:52,824 If I heard a guy I liked be like, "Yeah, we're hanging out." 396 00:21:52,826 --> 00:21:56,428 I would literally be like... kill me right there. 397 00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:58,030 Well, we're lucky you're not single. 398 00:21:58,032 --> 00:22:01,534 I don't want to be single. I mean, like I do, but I don't. 399 00:22:01,536 --> 00:22:04,437 And I don't... that's not about me. 400 00:22:04,439 --> 00:22:07,672 We are lucky you are not single. 401 00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:09,742 They'd like hold your hand or touch you... 402 00:22:09,744 --> 00:22:10,876 and you'd be like, "We're dating!" 403 00:22:10,878 --> 00:22:11,843 I feel like when you meet someone... 404 00:22:11,845 --> 00:22:12,878 you know if you're gonna love them or not. 405 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,081 What, you went straight into "We're married,"? 406 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,817 - Yeah. - Of course, you did. 407 00:22:18,819 --> 00:22:20,053 I literally... 408 00:22:20,055 --> 00:22:23,755 I assumed we were together from like the night we had sex. 409 00:22:23,757 --> 00:22:25,990 I don't know, his idea of when we started dating... 410 00:22:25,992 --> 00:22:29,728 from my idea, it's not like months or days different... 411 00:22:29,730 --> 00:22:31,930 we're talking like gaps in years that he thought... 412 00:22:31,932 --> 00:22:34,566 we weren't together that we were fully together. 413 00:22:34,568 --> 00:22:36,768 I'm like, if we're not together, what else are you doing? 414 00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:39,572 We're together every night, so... 415 00:22:39,574 --> 00:22:41,509 Jesus, you guys are fucked. 416 00:22:43,678 --> 00:22:47,482 I feel, I want to say, I could be drunk. 417 00:22:50,951 --> 00:22:52,453 Shot, shot, shot! 418 00:23:16,710 --> 00:23:18,910 Oh my god... holy shit, I got in! 419 00:23:18,912 --> 00:23:19,911 You got into where? 420 00:23:19,913 --> 00:23:22,014 Oh, the... a photograph of mine got into this group show... 421 00:23:22,016 --> 00:23:23,615 that's going to be in a month. 422 00:23:23,617 --> 00:23:27,620 Oh my god, that's so cool. Congrats. 423 00:23:27,622 --> 00:23:28,755 Yeah, I sent it in like... 424 00:23:28,757 --> 00:23:31,623 Keep talking, I'm just getting a little sip of water. 425 00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:33,626 You want? I'm listening. 426 00:23:33,628 --> 00:23:35,761 No, I'm good. 427 00:23:35,763 --> 00:23:38,898 Never mind. 428 00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:40,800 You know, I think I'm done editing the bar mitzvah... 429 00:23:40,802 --> 00:23:43,601 video, so I can finally get that fucking check. 430 00:23:44,738 --> 00:23:45,804 The parents loved it, though. 431 00:23:45,806 --> 00:23:47,907 They still have to show it to the bar mitzvah boy... 432 00:23:47,909 --> 00:23:50,712 before we picture lock, but I think that's just a formality. 433 00:24:00,921 --> 00:24:02,990 - Good morning. - Uh-uh... 434 00:24:22,776 --> 00:24:25,910 You know, last week I read an article that women in prison... 435 00:24:25,912 --> 00:24:28,080 are more violent than men when it's that time of the month... 436 00:24:28,082 --> 00:24:29,782 they'll literally just start beating each other up... 437 00:24:29,784 --> 00:24:31,717 and sometimes they even murder each other... 438 00:24:31,719 --> 00:24:33,218 because of their fucking periods. 439 00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:36,822 When did we say about fast talking in the morning? 440 00:24:36,824 --> 00:24:38,660 We don't like it. 441 00:24:39,861 --> 00:24:41,826 - Okay, that's enough. - What? 442 00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:46,130 You're like grinding your boner all over me? 443 00:24:46,132 --> 00:24:49,067 That's not because of you, that's not a sex boner. 444 00:24:49,069 --> 00:24:52,004 That's just a night-morning boner. 445 00:24:52,006 --> 00:24:54,739 Oh, thank you so much for clarifying. 446 00:24:54,741 --> 00:24:56,976 And, uh, she still hasn't responded. 447 00:24:56,978 --> 00:24:58,110 Stop, look, see, the whites with the colors? 448 00:24:58,112 --> 00:24:59,644 Like it really matters. 449 00:24:59,646 --> 00:25:00,813 The text is out there, it's fine. 450 00:25:00,815 --> 00:25:01,880 I mean, she doesn't even respond to me... 451 00:25:01,882 --> 00:25:03,748 sometimes for like a day, so... 452 00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:05,884 I'm sorry. I'm being insane, you're right. 453 00:25:05,886 --> 00:25:07,919 Thanks, Hallie, I'll keep you updated. 454 00:25:07,921 --> 00:25:09,591 Bye. 455 00:25:18,098 --> 00:25:19,099 Argh... 456 00:25:24,971 --> 00:25:27,072 Are you actually still working on that bar mitzvah video. 457 00:25:27,074 --> 00:25:30,109 Yeah, the guy's paying me to reopen the edit... 458 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:31,810 because his son had more notes. 459 00:25:31,812 --> 00:25:33,812 Kid thinks he's the next frickin' Kuprick. 460 00:25:33,814 --> 00:25:35,880 Do you want to watch the next cut with me in a little? 461 00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:37,082 Not really. 462 00:25:37,084 --> 00:25:38,283 I honestly think it was better yesterday... 463 00:25:38,285 --> 00:25:41,790 but what the fuck do I know, I'm just the editor, right? 464 00:25:49,830 --> 00:25:53,935 So, that's it, we're just done talking about it? 465 00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:59,004 Can we just... can we just watch? 466 00:25:59,006 --> 00:26:01,907 Look, I don't want to watch this for the tenth time. 467 00:26:01,909 --> 00:26:03,042 No, really, I have... he needs it by tomorrow. 468 00:26:03,044 --> 00:26:05,009 I want to talk. 469 00:26:05,011 --> 00:26:08,179 So you just flat out don't want to live with me. 470 00:26:08,181 --> 00:26:10,015 I mean I'm sorry, but I just think it's a little weird... 471 00:26:10,017 --> 00:26:11,182 that you're not even considering it. 472 00:26:11,184 --> 00:26:13,185 Of course, I've considered it, just... 473 00:26:13,187 --> 00:26:14,687 Oh, thank you so much. 474 00:26:14,689 --> 00:26:15,920 I'm sorry you don't want to move in... 475 00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:16,988 but thank you for considering. 476 00:26:16,990 --> 00:26:18,189 Holy crap. 477 00:26:18,191 --> 00:26:20,258 You're gonna just hang onto the one thing that I've said... 478 00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:22,061 because that's what people do when they want to fight. 479 00:26:22,063 --> 00:26:23,195 So you just want to... 480 00:26:23,197 --> 00:26:25,063 I-I-I want to solve this. 481 00:26:25,065 --> 00:26:28,066 - Oh, you're such an asshole! - Okay? I really do. 482 00:26:28,068 --> 00:26:32,971 Don't you think if we moved in, we would never move out? 483 00:26:32,973 --> 00:26:36,207 Don't you want to have things to build towards or... or things... 484 00:26:36,209 --> 00:26:39,044 to look forward to or maybe there are things we're missing... 485 00:26:39,046 --> 00:26:42,683 out on or things that we want to try like before we... 486 00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:45,985 Argh! 487 00:26:45,987 --> 00:26:52,256 Look, I love you, you know I love you. 488 00:26:52,258 --> 00:26:57,262 Right now I'm just, I'm not ready to settle down. 489 00:26:57,264 --> 00:26:58,263 - I'm just not. - I'm not talking about... 490 00:26:58,265 --> 00:27:00,267 settling down, I'm talking about living together. 491 00:27:02,803 --> 00:27:05,970 Look... I love you, I love you too. 492 00:27:05,972 --> 00:27:08,273 I just, I... yeah, I don't want to force it, I guess. 493 00:27:08,275 --> 00:27:10,141 Exactly, I don't want to force it either. 494 00:27:10,143 --> 00:27:12,343 Okay, but what are you saying when you say that? 495 00:27:12,345 --> 00:27:14,246 Because it sounds like you're saying you want... 496 00:27:14,248 --> 00:27:16,281 to have like a break or something. 497 00:27:16,283 --> 00:27:18,883 Okay, things haven't felt right. You know that... 498 00:27:18,885 --> 00:27:19,985 Yeah, I know how things haven't felt. 499 00:27:19,987 --> 00:27:21,219 - Things haven't felt right. - I know! 500 00:27:21,221 --> 00:27:23,054 Okay, so you know! 501 00:27:23,056 --> 00:27:26,291 Right, so then, I don't want to move in together. 502 00:27:26,293 --> 00:27:27,993 I just... I'm sorry, I don't. 503 00:27:27,995 --> 00:27:29,361 And what if I hadn't said anything, huh? 504 00:27:29,363 --> 00:27:31,162 We'd just be laying in bed watching your stupid... 505 00:27:31,164 --> 00:27:33,165 fucking bar mitzvah video for the 20th time? 506 00:27:33,167 --> 00:27:35,300 We were in a fight and now you're breaking up with me... 507 00:27:35,302 --> 00:27:36,935 and it's like we fight all the time. 508 00:27:36,937 --> 00:27:38,937 Please don't say that. 509 00:27:38,939 --> 00:27:41,407 Please don't say break-up, that's not what this is. 510 00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:45,143 This is just me needing time, I just need time. 511 00:27:45,145 --> 00:27:47,949 Some time of not being together. 512 00:27:56,923 --> 00:27:58,826 Will you stay over? 513 00:28:01,996 --> 00:28:05,200 You want to be alone, then be alone. 514 00:29:10,363 --> 00:29:12,497 - Oh, of fucking course! - Shit! 515 00:29:12,499 --> 00:29:15,969 - Hal, what are you doing here? - I live here, asshole! 516 00:29:19,305 --> 00:29:20,505 Hal, you all right? 517 00:29:20,507 --> 00:29:23,041 Get the fuck out of here! 518 00:29:23,043 --> 00:29:24,376 We should go, she sounds pretty upset. 519 00:29:24,378 --> 00:29:26,344 She means you. 520 00:29:26,346 --> 00:29:29,917 Oh, right, uh, she wants me to go, fuck. 521 00:29:32,253 --> 00:29:33,955 Go! 522 00:29:41,394 --> 00:29:42,963 Hal? 523 00:29:55,008 --> 00:29:58,075 Rachel Flegelman, a blast from the past. 524 00:29:58,077 --> 00:30:02,514 Maybe we shouldn't tell Matt about this. 525 00:30:02,516 --> 00:30:04,349 Matt who? 526 00:30:04,351 --> 00:30:07,319 Never mind. 527 00:30:07,321 --> 00:30:09,321 Hey, do you want to um, get brunch? 528 00:30:09,323 --> 00:30:11,926 Um... 529 00:30:23,269 --> 00:30:27,505 Hallie, do a shot with me. 530 00:30:27,507 --> 00:30:30,475 Gross, that's from Clare's birthday like two years ago in. 531 00:30:30,477 --> 00:30:31,709 Plus, it's 3:00 PM. 532 00:30:31,711 --> 00:30:34,446 Yeah, exactly, it's 3:00 PM and you're staring at the trees... 533 00:30:34,448 --> 00:30:37,216 Like you're in a Cymbalta commercial. 534 00:30:37,218 --> 00:30:42,420 Willa, I am on a break with the guy who I thought I was going... 535 00:30:42,422 --> 00:30:46,057 to marry, please just give me some motherfucking time. 536 00:30:46,059 --> 00:30:48,060 Okay, I'm sorry. 537 00:30:48,062 --> 00:30:50,062 Look, I just want to make you happy. 538 00:30:50,064 --> 00:30:52,033 What will make you happy? 539 00:30:55,401 --> 00:30:57,201 There's my girl. 540 00:30:57,203 --> 00:31:00,072 Thank you. 541 00:31:00,074 --> 00:31:03,207 Can we look at pictures of sushi on Yelp? 542 00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:06,011 Yeah, come here. 543 00:31:14,188 --> 00:31:16,354 - Dude, are you wearing a bandana? - Sure am! 544 00:31:16,356 --> 00:31:18,623 I got a membership at Gold's, did a couple of circuits... 545 00:31:18,625 --> 00:31:20,391 before I got here, come on in. 546 00:31:20,393 --> 00:31:22,494 Wait, you're eating already? I thought we were getting lunch. 547 00:31:22,496 --> 00:31:25,264 Bro, I waited an hour and a half yesterday for this bad boy. 548 00:31:25,266 --> 00:31:27,532 Don't want it to go to waste. 549 00:31:27,534 --> 00:31:29,504 You lost a couple of -penos there. 550 00:31:32,038 --> 00:31:35,340 Pass me the ranch, right in your side compartment right there? 551 00:31:35,342 --> 00:31:37,109 Besides, who do I have to be skinny for you... 552 00:31:37,111 --> 00:31:38,209 you know what I mean? 553 00:31:38,211 --> 00:31:39,445 Let's talk about the facts, okay? 554 00:31:39,447 --> 00:31:41,647 The little one would never let me keep my sauces in the car... 555 00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:43,649 but now I have them for easy access whenever I want. 556 00:31:43,651 --> 00:31:48,519 Look, I love you and, and I know you and Hallie just broke up... 557 00:31:48,521 --> 00:31:52,189 but this is not good, all right, you're gonna fall into a hole. 558 00:31:52,191 --> 00:31:56,561 You said you wanted freedom, you should really use it right. 559 00:31:56,563 --> 00:31:59,230 All right, you're doing a whole lot of talking about me. 560 00:31:59,232 --> 00:32:01,166 What about Willa? What's going on with you guys? 561 00:32:01,168 --> 00:32:02,534 You haven't talked about her... 562 00:32:02,536 --> 00:32:04,303 the whole minute you've been in the car, I'm amazed. 563 00:32:04,305 --> 00:32:05,371 It's, it's good. 564 00:32:05,373 --> 00:32:08,073 It's actually, yeah, it's actually really good. 565 00:32:08,075 --> 00:32:10,475 She, um, she and I had the "How many people have you... 566 00:32:10,477 --> 00:32:12,544 "slept with?" conversation the other day. 567 00:32:12,546 --> 00:32:16,081 Which usually fucking sucks, but it turns out we're both at nine. 568 00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:18,082 And she just turned to me in bed and said... 569 00:32:18,084 --> 00:32:20,185 "I love that we're each other's tens." 570 00:32:20,187 --> 00:32:22,219 - What... stop. - Really? 571 00:32:22,221 --> 00:32:25,223 - What? What? - Nine, nine? 572 00:32:25,225 --> 00:32:27,225 - Yes. - Come on. 573 00:32:27,227 --> 00:32:31,196 Who do you think she is, ten people total? 574 00:32:31,198 --> 00:32:34,666 Yeah, like maybe ten people last fucking Christmas... 575 00:32:34,668 --> 00:32:36,400 over the holiday break. 576 00:32:36,402 --> 00:32:37,535 Shut the fuck up. 577 00:32:37,537 --> 00:32:38,704 Okay, pal, let me tell you something, pal, all right? 578 00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:43,274 Willa's like a fucking goddess, she's like a sex goddess. 579 00:32:43,276 --> 00:32:45,576 The girl is like top three most beautiful women... 580 00:32:45,578 --> 00:32:47,178 I've ever seen in real life. 581 00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:48,447 Why are we still in park? 582 00:32:48,449 --> 00:32:51,416 Let me ask, wait, wait, let me just ask you a question first. 583 00:32:51,418 --> 00:32:55,187 Did you give the number and then she agreed with you? 584 00:32:55,189 --> 00:32:58,290 Or did she give the number first? 585 00:32:58,292 --> 00:33:01,192 You gave the number and she agreed with you. 586 00:33:01,194 --> 00:33:03,562 Breaks my heart that I'm right all the time. 587 00:33:03,564 --> 00:33:06,598 It smells really weird in here. 588 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,536 That's the smell of freedom, my friend. 589 00:33:10,603 --> 00:33:14,339 So I was going to say, what are you up to today? 590 00:33:14,341 --> 00:33:17,342 I have a surprise for us. I'll bring the vodka water. 591 00:33:17,344 --> 00:33:18,442 Or is it weird if I don't acknowledge... 592 00:33:18,444 --> 00:33:19,444 the Owen and Hallie situation? 593 00:33:19,446 --> 00:33:21,513 Yo, you sound straight up like a murderer... 594 00:33:21,515 --> 00:33:22,613 when you overthink this much. 595 00:33:22,615 --> 00:33:25,350 Stop. There, can you just please write it for me? 596 00:33:25,352 --> 00:33:26,717 You know what, it's fine. 597 00:33:26,719 --> 00:33:29,521 Oh, she's typing, that's good, right? 598 00:33:29,523 --> 00:33:31,355 Or is it bad that she hasn't waited? 599 00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:32,757 I don't know what the rules are anymore. 600 00:33:32,759 --> 00:33:34,726 Okay, we know the typing bubble's gone now. 601 00:33:34,728 --> 00:33:37,496 - This is your face when you cry. - How do you know? 602 00:33:37,498 --> 00:33:41,235 Fuck you, stop, stop. 603 00:33:43,603 --> 00:33:45,736 So you're really not gonna tell me. 604 00:33:45,738 --> 00:33:48,675 Nope... you'll see. 605 00:33:49,642 --> 00:33:51,376 Oh, here he is. 606 00:33:51,378 --> 00:33:54,345 What do you mean, here he is. Are we doing a drug deal? 607 00:33:54,347 --> 00:33:56,515 Just trust me, all right? What? 608 00:33:56,517 --> 00:33:58,417 Oh, we're getting into his car, okay. 609 00:34:09,196 --> 00:34:10,661 Hey, hey, what's up, guys? I'm Adam. 610 00:34:10,663 --> 00:34:13,431 So would you mind explaining to Willa what we're doing here... 611 00:34:13,433 --> 00:34:15,199 because she has no idea. 612 00:34:15,201 --> 00:34:16,768 Well, Willa, we're gonna go on the OJ tour. 613 00:34:16,770 --> 00:34:19,804 - What? - The OJ Simpson Murder Tour. 614 00:34:19,806 --> 00:34:21,609 It's vodka-water. 615 00:34:23,777 --> 00:34:24,975 Let's do it. 616 00:34:24,977 --> 00:34:28,379 All right, we're gonna just jump straight into the tour here. 617 00:34:28,381 --> 00:34:30,681 Across the street is Paul Revere Middle School. 618 00:34:30,683 --> 00:34:33,618 Now this is where OJ Simpson and Nicole's daughter... 619 00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:36,754 had a dance recital on the night of June 12th, 1994. 620 00:34:36,756 --> 00:34:40,625 You remember from the court case, OJ was found not guilty... 621 00:34:40,627 --> 00:34:43,228 of the murders, for the purposes of our tour... 622 00:34:43,230 --> 00:34:44,395 we're just gonna say that he did it. 623 00:35:06,652 --> 00:35:09,457 Where the fuck is my assistant? Hallie?! 624 00:35:12,526 --> 00:35:15,527 Oh, Dexter's girlfriend quit. 625 00:35:15,529 --> 00:35:18,330 Who wears a size zero around here? 626 00:35:18,332 --> 00:35:21,500 - Hallie does. - Get her in a dress! 627 00:35:23,736 --> 00:35:25,439 Dexter. 628 00:35:28,341 --> 00:35:31,475 This is Hallie, my assistant, she's replacing your girlfriend. 629 00:35:31,477 --> 00:35:33,879 Hi. Oh... 630 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:35,846 Nice to meet you... Dexter. 631 00:35:35,848 --> 00:35:37,584 I know. 632 00:35:38,752 --> 00:35:40,252 - Shall we? - Yeah! 633 00:35:40,254 --> 00:35:42,721 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 634 00:35:42,723 --> 00:35:45,757 But I honestly prefered it to season one, actually. 635 00:35:45,759 --> 00:35:49,460 What about the scenes you do in space, how do you shoot that? 636 00:35:49,462 --> 00:35:51,696 I mean, obviously you're not in space, duh. 637 00:35:51,698 --> 00:35:54,569 But do they have you like flying up in the air or something or... 638 00:35:57,671 --> 00:36:03,375 This may be a little forward, but do you have a boyfriend? 639 00:36:03,377 --> 00:36:07,645 Don't you have a girlfriend? 640 00:36:07,647 --> 00:36:11,283 We're, uh, we're kind of in a rough patch if I'm being honest. 641 00:36:11,285 --> 00:36:12,716 How do you mean? 642 00:36:12,718 --> 00:36:15,754 I mean, I love Owen, his name's Owen and I love him. 643 00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:19,524 I just, I don't know, things are so weird right now. 644 00:36:19,526 --> 00:36:21,725 We might be moving in together though, which I think... 645 00:36:21,727 --> 00:36:24,596 I think could help. 646 00:36:24,598 --> 00:36:27,431 I think we just need some newness, you know? 647 00:36:27,433 --> 00:36:29,634 Okay, guys, they're ready for you. 648 00:36:32,538 --> 00:36:35,308 Okay, act like you have a secret. 649 00:36:37,611 --> 00:36:41,679 No, like... like you have a secret. 650 00:36:41,681 --> 00:36:46,587 ♪ There was nothing I could do Nothing I could do ♪ 651 00:37:48,582 --> 00:37:49,880 - Hi. - Hi. 652 00:37:49,882 --> 00:37:51,415 I'm Owen. 653 00:37:51,417 --> 00:37:52,984 I'm just waiting for my boyfriend. 654 00:37:52,986 --> 00:37:54,654 Okay. 655 00:37:56,857 --> 00:37:58,957 That's phenomenal, cheers. 656 00:37:58,959 --> 00:38:00,759 Thank you. 657 00:38:00,761 --> 00:38:03,627 I mean, it's just one photo and it is a big group show... 658 00:38:03,629 --> 00:38:05,730 but who knows, maybe it'll sell. 659 00:38:05,732 --> 00:38:07,832 I'm actually a bit of an amateur photographer myself. 660 00:38:07,834 --> 00:38:10,768 - Oh what, like your Instagram? - Yeah. 661 00:38:10,770 --> 00:38:12,737 It's crazy, like with all the fans of the show. 662 00:38:12,739 --> 00:38:13,871 Oh, I was kidding. 663 00:38:13,873 --> 00:38:16,741 Okay, I can take a picture of anything I see, right? 664 00:38:16,743 --> 00:38:18,643 Mm-hm. 665 00:38:18,645 --> 00:38:21,779 As soon as I post it like 100 likes... 666 00:38:21,781 --> 00:38:28,053 500 likes, 1,000... guys like everything. 667 00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:31,424 - Um, can I click refresh? - Yeah, do it. 668 00:38:33,426 --> 00:38:35,759 - Crazy. - Holy shit, it's this guy. 669 00:38:35,761 --> 00:38:37,027 Hey, look, don't worry about it. 670 00:38:37,029 --> 00:38:38,663 I deal with this kind of thing all the time. 671 00:38:38,665 --> 00:38:39,663 He probably wants a picture or something. 672 00:38:39,665 --> 00:38:42,033 Just let me do the talking. What's up, man? 673 00:38:42,035 --> 00:38:43,902 Wow, okay. 674 00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:45,870 You know, she made me watch your stupid little show... 675 00:38:45,872 --> 00:38:47,672 and I actually liked it. 676 00:38:47,674 --> 00:38:50,507 I didn't want to, but I did, but not anymore. 677 00:38:50,509 --> 00:38:52,643 You just lost a viewer in me, buddy boy, okay. 678 00:38:52,645 --> 00:38:54,446 I will no longer be using... 679 00:38:54,448 --> 00:38:57,515 Hallie's mother's HBOGo password. 680 00:38:57,517 --> 00:38:59,654 Good luck with Season 4. 681 00:39:02,922 --> 00:39:04,691 That the boyfriend you mentioned. 682 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:07,962 Yeah. 683 00:39:14,968 --> 00:39:18,837 Sorry, man, can I give you a dollar for a cigarette? 684 00:39:18,839 --> 00:39:20,471 You can just have one. 685 00:39:20,473 --> 00:39:21,908 Thanks. 686 00:39:23,843 --> 00:39:26,012 I'm sorry, can I get a lighter too? 687 00:39:31,551 --> 00:39:34,118 Can't believe she brought him here, our fucking spot. 688 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,556 - Excuse me. - Hm? 689 00:39:38,924 --> 00:39:40,658 Now we're on this whole true crime kick. 690 00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:42,926 Did you know the movie theater I work at is like fully haunted? 691 00:39:42,928 --> 00:39:44,027 - Wait, what? - Mm-hm. 692 00:39:44,029 --> 00:39:45,996 In the 90's, the owner was murdered by a hit man... 693 00:39:45,998 --> 00:39:48,031 who was hired by the projectionist, his lover? 694 00:39:48,033 --> 00:39:50,033 Because he thought he was in the will. 695 00:39:50,035 --> 00:39:51,736 Unreal. 696 00:39:51,738 --> 00:39:53,004 How do people still think that they can be... 697 00:39:53,006 --> 00:39:55,507 the beneficiary of a murder victim's shit... 698 00:39:55,509 --> 00:39:58,842 have them killed and that they won't be busted by the cops... 699 00:39:58,844 --> 00:40:01,145 - within one second. - I know, right? 700 00:40:03,015 --> 00:40:04,748 Wait, who is it? 701 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:07,018 She says, "Almost back with the actor. 702 00:40:07,020 --> 00:40:09,721 "Sorry for the short notice." 703 00:40:09,723 --> 00:40:12,690 Can you respond, "all good"? 704 00:40:12,692 --> 00:40:14,926 Sure, what's your passcode? 705 00:40:14,928 --> 00:40:17,694 One, two, three, four. 706 00:40:17,696 --> 00:40:18,996 Wow, crack security system you got there? 707 00:40:18,998 --> 00:40:20,899 I have nothing to hide. 708 00:40:20,901 --> 00:40:23,534 Also, so should we leave? 709 00:40:23,536 --> 00:40:24,605 Oh! I didn't realize you guys were here! 710 00:40:25,839 --> 00:40:27,138 Hi. 711 00:40:27,140 --> 00:40:31,542 Oh, looks like we got a full house over here. 712 00:40:31,544 --> 00:40:34,578 Oh, hi guys. 713 00:40:34,580 --> 00:40:36,049 Hey, we're just about to bounce. 714 00:40:52,031 --> 00:40:55,769 - Are you doing Cat Cow? - Just one sec, I'm almost there. 715 00:40:59,906 --> 00:41:02,040 - Oh, yeah. - Okay. 716 00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:03,641 - Are you ready? - Oh, yeah. 717 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,748 I was just very intimately associated... 718 00:41:11,750 --> 00:41:13,720 with whatever's happening there. 719 00:41:16,723 --> 00:41:20,091 Oh, man, I wish I could stay the night. 720 00:41:20,093 --> 00:41:22,562 Bye. 721 00:41:32,973 --> 00:41:35,839 - Hi. - Hi. 722 00:41:35,841 --> 00:41:37,975 I'm sorry. Were we too loud? 723 00:41:37,977 --> 00:41:39,111 No, no, you're all good. 724 00:41:39,113 --> 00:41:42,013 I mean yeah, but no, you actually have a second to talk? 725 00:41:42,015 --> 00:41:44,147 Yeah, sure, what's going on? 726 00:41:44,149 --> 00:41:47,150 Um, okay. I know this is so weird and out of the blue... 727 00:41:47,152 --> 00:41:51,022 but um, Thad asked me to move in with him. 728 00:41:51,024 --> 00:41:53,123 Australia Thad? 729 00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:57,995 Yeah, he's like moving here to be with me. 730 00:41:57,997 --> 00:42:00,063 Oh my god, Clara, congrats. 731 00:42:00,065 --> 00:42:02,000 It's so annoying, isn't it? I mean the worst? 732 00:42:02,002 --> 00:42:05,069 Oh my god, no, no, I'm happy for you. 733 00:42:05,071 --> 00:42:07,205 I heard you sh-banging. 734 00:42:42,007 --> 00:42:45,777 Hand me that little box in the compartment, will you, pal? 735 00:42:45,779 --> 00:42:48,846 Sorry. 736 00:42:48,848 --> 00:42:51,214 Hold the wheel, will you? 737 00:42:51,216 --> 00:42:52,652 How far you goin'? 738 00:42:57,056 --> 00:42:59,026 I think it's cute you made me a mix tape. 739 00:43:01,828 --> 00:43:04,194 It's like we're in eighth grade. 740 00:43:04,196 --> 00:43:05,330 Are you making fun of me? 741 00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:06,967 Yeah. 742 00:43:08,701 --> 00:43:12,136 - I put that DJ Diaz song on here. - Hm? 743 00:43:12,138 --> 00:43:14,304 For our first night. 744 00:43:14,306 --> 00:43:18,842 Oh, our dry-humping song. 745 00:43:18,844 --> 00:43:20,210 Okay, well, they're actually playing pretty soon. 746 00:43:20,212 --> 00:43:21,814 I could be down. 747 00:43:23,950 --> 00:43:26,016 Dope, well, I should head out. 748 00:43:26,018 --> 00:43:27,919 - I have to be... - No! 749 00:43:27,921 --> 00:43:30,821 - I got some stuff to do. - No, you don't. 750 00:43:30,823 --> 00:43:33,924 Wait, no, this is not going to work. 751 00:43:33,926 --> 00:43:37,362 - You're breaking up with me? - Shut up, sink sex. 752 00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:38,996 This is not gonna work, either. 753 00:43:38,998 --> 00:43:41,766 Nothing's good enough for you. 754 00:43:41,768 --> 00:43:48,306 ♪ Under the covers I gave myself to you ♪ 755 00:43:48,308 --> 00:43:50,942 Clara left some crystals. 756 00:43:50,944 --> 00:43:53,176 Wait, so your old landlord shipped over all this stuff. 757 00:43:53,178 --> 00:43:54,946 He must've really liked you. 758 00:43:54,948 --> 00:43:56,848 Yeah, he had a crush on me, so he kept them for awhile. 759 00:43:56,850 --> 00:43:58,116 Yo, what's up? 760 00:43:58,118 --> 00:44:00,051 What up, biatch? You stick your finger... 761 00:44:00,053 --> 00:44:02,020 in Willa's butt last night or what? 762 00:44:02,022 --> 00:44:04,187 I'm sorry. Yo, dude, come on. 763 00:44:04,189 --> 00:44:05,890 Bro, do you believe this shit? 764 00:44:05,892 --> 00:44:07,324 Do I believe what shit? 765 00:44:07,326 --> 00:44:10,161 Is Hallie fucking Persky, she is, isn't she? 766 00:44:10,163 --> 00:44:12,129 Son of a fucking bitch. 767 00:44:12,131 --> 00:44:13,998 Honestly, I could tell at the 4th of July party. 768 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,067 That guy has been trying to fuck her for so long. Holy shit. 769 00:44:17,069 --> 00:44:19,870 First that stupid ass from the spacecraft show... 770 00:44:19,872 --> 00:44:21,172 - and now this fool? - Bro, what are you talking about? 771 00:44:21,174 --> 00:44:23,274 Bro, I can see it on their Instagrams... 772 00:44:23,276 --> 00:44:25,109 they're commenting back and forth like dumb shit. 773 00:44:25,111 --> 00:44:26,243 Like "dope sunset". 774 00:44:26,245 --> 00:44:28,279 Dude, why are you so charged up? 775 00:44:28,281 --> 00:44:31,214 Honestly his name should be a verb, to Persky. 776 00:44:31,216 --> 00:44:33,917 Sample sentence, "Hey, I just heard they broke up... 777 00:44:33,919 --> 00:44:35,386 "so I'm going to Persky the shit out of her!" 778 00:44:35,388 --> 00:44:37,120 Yo, you need to relax, bro. 779 00:44:37,122 --> 00:44:40,024 Relaxed? I feel like I'm going to fucking stroke out. 780 00:44:40,026 --> 00:44:41,993 I feel like Liotta at the end of Goodfellas... 781 00:44:41,995 --> 00:44:43,393 seeing fucking helicopters. 782 00:44:43,395 --> 00:44:44,562 Alright, I'm sorry. 783 00:44:44,564 --> 00:44:47,198 Look, I'm with Willa right now, so I can't really talk. 784 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,801 Okay, whatever Hallie's up to, it's fine. 785 00:44:49,803 --> 00:44:52,270 I'm on a record breaking fuck streak of my own right now. 786 00:44:52,272 --> 00:44:55,906 So listen, mysterious and busy, my man, you feel me... 787 00:44:55,908 --> 00:44:58,344 or she'll break your little heart in half. 788 00:45:06,018 --> 00:45:08,185 Thank god, you guys are here. This is so embarrassing. 789 00:45:08,187 --> 00:45:09,386 Nobody is here. 790 00:45:09,388 --> 00:45:11,288 Hal, what are you talking about? They're totally people here. 791 00:45:11,290 --> 00:45:13,091 - Yeah. - Yeah, but nobody that I invited. 792 00:45:13,093 --> 00:45:15,125 I mean it's literally you guys and my boss... 793 00:45:15,127 --> 00:45:17,161 - that showed up for me. - Fuck everyone else. 794 00:45:17,163 --> 00:45:20,198 Brandon Saknov texted me being like, daddy can't find his keys. 795 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,333 And then fucking Shareen texted me being like... 796 00:45:22,335 --> 00:45:24,435 Baby Girl, I'm stuck with this guy. I love you. 797 00:45:24,437 --> 00:45:26,103 I would literally do anything to be there. 798 00:45:26,105 --> 00:45:27,304 It's like, really? Would you? 799 00:45:27,306 --> 00:45:28,573 I mean my next show's just gonna be screen grabs of those... 800 00:45:28,575 --> 00:45:32,342 text messages called reasons why my friends bailed on my opening. 801 00:45:32,344 --> 00:45:34,112 - We'll come to that one. - Yep. 802 00:45:34,114 --> 00:45:37,080 Hallie, I want you to meet Lindsay. 803 00:45:37,082 --> 00:45:39,250 Lindsay lives in the house we shot Dexter in. 804 00:45:39,252 --> 00:45:40,217 Stop. 805 00:45:40,219 --> 00:45:42,386 And Lindsay, this is Hallie, my assistant. 806 00:45:42,388 --> 00:45:43,920 That house is beautiful. 807 00:45:43,922 --> 00:45:45,121 Thank you so much for letting us use it. 808 00:45:45,123 --> 00:45:48,359 I wish it was mine, I'm just housesitting for my godmother... 809 00:45:48,361 --> 00:45:50,495 I didn't even tell her you guys used it. 810 00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:52,964 So, Lindsay, this is Hallie's photograph. 811 00:45:52,966 --> 00:45:55,333 It's the best one here as far as I'm concerned. 812 00:45:55,335 --> 00:45:57,368 Oh my god, thank you so much for saying that. 813 00:45:57,370 --> 00:46:01,239 I just wish my love life was going as well as my work life. 814 00:46:01,241 --> 00:46:03,074 I'm sorry, I don't know why I said that. 815 00:46:03,076 --> 00:46:04,908 I think I've just had way too much wine. 816 00:46:04,910 --> 00:46:07,277 No, there's no such thing as too much wine. 817 00:46:07,279 --> 00:46:09,980 In fact, maybe we should get you some more. 818 00:46:09,982 --> 00:46:12,251 Yes, please. 819 00:46:41,547 --> 00:46:43,883 Her ring. 820 00:46:46,085 --> 00:46:47,888 Fucking kidding me. 821 00:47:31,096 --> 00:47:32,399 Let's go swimming. 822 00:47:38,303 --> 00:47:39,939 Come on. 823 00:47:44,277 --> 00:47:46,046 Ready? 824 00:48:18,044 --> 00:48:19,143 Seriously. 825 00:48:19,145 --> 00:48:20,380 Oh, wait, my pants. 826 00:48:22,015 --> 00:48:26,384 - Oh, sorry, I'll go in the back. - Sorry. 827 00:48:26,386 --> 00:48:27,618 Two of you, one of me. 828 00:48:27,620 --> 00:48:29,620 I think he's dropping you off first anyways. 829 00:48:29,622 --> 00:48:31,422 I'm Eugene by the way. 830 00:48:31,424 --> 00:48:34,161 - Willa. - Hi, pleasure. 831 00:48:36,094 --> 00:48:39,062 Um, can we maybe not tell Owen about what just happened? 832 00:48:39,064 --> 00:48:42,533 - Oh, he'd totally lose his shit. - Yeah. 833 00:48:42,535 --> 00:48:44,534 Who's Owen? 834 00:48:44,536 --> 00:48:46,569 I can't wait to be neighbors. 835 00:48:46,571 --> 00:48:49,105 I'm just gonna be the guy in the back yard blasting... 836 00:48:49,107 --> 00:48:50,306 Dashboard Confessional. 837 00:48:50,308 --> 00:48:53,143 You are never living that down, you're a fucking plagerizer. 838 00:48:53,145 --> 00:48:55,513 Well, you have to admit I was at least convincing at it. 839 00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:57,547 I would, you know, cross stuff out... 840 00:48:57,549 --> 00:49:00,083 so it would seem like I'd make mistakes as it went on. 841 00:49:00,085 --> 00:49:02,486 Buddy, they reminded me of the Zodiac letters. 842 00:49:02,488 --> 00:49:07,290 I mean, I knew the whole time. I've told you this, it's sweet. 843 00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:08,326 You're comparing me to the Zodiac killer... 844 00:49:08,328 --> 00:49:11,161 but you're letting me live in your back house. 845 00:49:11,163 --> 00:49:12,429 Very mixed signals. 846 00:49:12,431 --> 00:49:14,665 So that's you, that back house right there. 847 00:49:14,667 --> 00:49:16,433 - Hey babe. - Hey baby. 848 00:49:16,435 --> 00:49:18,301 - Here's coffee. - Nice, thank you. 849 00:49:18,303 --> 00:49:21,105 - Mm-hm. - Oh, hey, man, Ash. 850 00:49:21,107 --> 00:49:22,605 Hey, Owen. 851 00:49:22,607 --> 00:49:26,344 Yeah, oh, this is our new tenant. Oh my god. 852 00:49:26,346 --> 00:49:28,578 Oh yeah, right, nice to meet you, brother. 853 00:49:28,580 --> 00:49:30,246 Nice to meet you. 854 00:49:30,248 --> 00:49:33,283 You got a good one. 855 00:49:33,285 --> 00:49:34,387 Yeah. 856 00:49:41,259 --> 00:49:46,096 - Morning, sunshine. - Yeah, good morning. 857 00:49:46,098 --> 00:49:49,632 I can't believe you grew up in this fuck palace. 858 00:49:49,634 --> 00:49:52,737 Yeah. 859 00:49:52,739 --> 00:49:54,739 So what's the deal with your parents? 860 00:49:54,741 --> 00:49:57,341 Uh, they... they do visual effects together... 861 00:49:57,343 --> 00:50:01,478 and my mom's a VFX producer and my dad's a VFX supervisor. 862 00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,513 They worked together, that's cute. 863 00:50:03,515 --> 00:50:05,716 Yeah, they're like perfect. 864 00:50:05,718 --> 00:50:10,754 And they're doing this new Marvel movie in Atlanta. 865 00:50:10,756 --> 00:50:14,093 Well, when are they back? I really want to meet them. 866 00:50:15,227 --> 00:50:16,361 Sorry. 867 00:50:16,363 --> 00:50:18,362 Wait, have you ever introduced them to a girl before? 868 00:50:18,364 --> 00:50:20,698 What, no, no... 869 00:50:20,700 --> 00:50:24,502 I just thought maybe it was like a little soon, but, but no. 870 00:50:24,504 --> 00:50:28,239 If, if, if you want to meet them, then I'd love that. 871 00:50:28,241 --> 00:50:30,507 I mean, yeah, they're back in like a month. 872 00:50:30,509 --> 00:50:32,643 Oh, perfect, just in time for the wedding. 873 00:50:32,645 --> 00:50:35,614 Yeah, I never introduced them to a girlfriend before. 874 00:50:39,652 --> 00:50:42,620 - I'm sorry, did I just ruin it? - No. 875 00:50:42,622 --> 00:50:44,288 I know, we haven't had that conversation yet. 876 00:50:44,290 --> 00:50:45,790 No, no, no, it's all good. 877 00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:50,594 Oh, how could I forget? 878 00:50:50,596 --> 00:50:52,663 This is for you. 879 00:50:52,665 --> 00:50:55,332 A mix CD. 880 00:50:55,334 --> 00:50:58,469 You already gave me one. Do you remember? Are you okay? 881 00:50:58,471 --> 00:51:00,471 No, this is an extension of that one. 882 00:51:00,473 --> 00:51:02,406 Yeah, I made a playlist of like 40 something songs... 883 00:51:02,408 --> 00:51:04,741 and this everything I can fit on the first one... 884 00:51:04,743 --> 00:51:07,446 because you can only do like 20 or 21 on a CD. 885 00:51:11,283 --> 00:51:15,252 Big Willa Style, mix number two. 886 00:51:15,254 --> 00:51:18,254 - This time it's personal. - Personal, yeah. 887 00:51:18,256 --> 00:51:20,326 Whoa. 888 00:51:23,696 --> 00:51:27,397 So, uh, want to get some breakfast? 889 00:51:27,399 --> 00:51:29,667 Um, I'm actually not hungry. 890 00:51:29,669 --> 00:51:30,734 Oh, okay. 891 00:51:30,736 --> 00:51:33,471 Well, I mean we could do like a... do a bagel run... 892 00:51:33,473 --> 00:51:37,308 we could get like a dozen or something bagels. 893 00:51:37,310 --> 00:51:38,576 That's a lot of bagels. 894 00:51:38,578 --> 00:51:40,844 Oh shit. I just remembered my laundry. 895 00:51:40,846 --> 00:51:44,214 Oh, word, we can... we can go grab it. 896 00:51:44,216 --> 00:51:46,216 No, it'll get moldy and wrinkly. 897 00:51:46,218 --> 00:51:48,219 Um, I'm just going to run and grab it. 898 00:51:48,221 --> 00:51:49,453 I-I will call you later. 899 00:51:49,455 --> 00:51:53,426 Oh cool. I gotta go help Owen move in, so that's perfect. 900 00:52:02,602 --> 00:52:03,734 Fuck. 901 00:52:03,736 --> 00:52:07,871 Hallie, want to get some food? I'm fucking starving. 902 00:52:07,873 --> 00:52:09,839 Also, apparently Owen has a new place. 903 00:52:09,841 --> 00:52:11,609 Clara's here just come home. 904 00:52:11,611 --> 00:52:14,346 - Hi, Willa! - Okay. 905 00:52:33,632 --> 00:52:35,598 Okay, are you guys ready? 906 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,703 Can't believe we're gonna hear a song that you actually wrote. 907 00:52:42,774 --> 00:52:50,346 ♪ Sweet Virginia has to wait ♪ 908 00:52:50,348 --> 00:52:54,717 ♪ Got a lovesick heart on fire ♪ 909 00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:58,788 ♪ Got a lovesick heart on fire ♪ 910 00:52:58,790 --> 00:53:03,661 ♪ All her friends know she's on a wire ♪ 911 00:53:03,663 --> 00:53:10,634 ♪ Sweet sweet ♪ 912 00:53:10,636 --> 00:53:15,573 ♪ Makes her say the strangest things ♪ 913 00:53:15,575 --> 00:53:19,909 ♪ She told Marie that she was in love ♪ 914 00:53:19,911 --> 00:53:24,315 ♪ Fell into the arms of Hadra's smile ♪ 915 00:53:24,317 --> 00:53:27,551 ♪ At the break of a cracking dawn ♪ 916 00:53:27,553 --> 00:53:33,489 ♪ On the Westside high ♪ 917 00:53:33,491 --> 00:53:39,865 ♪ So Virginia stays at home ♪ 918 00:53:42,567 --> 00:53:45,868 ♪ Doing all the simple household things ♪ 919 00:53:45,870 --> 00:53:51,341 ♪ Picking up the phone and letting it ring ♪ 920 00:53:51,343 --> 00:53:55,913 ♪ And she plays in lover's eye ♪ 921 00:53:55,915 --> 00:54:02,855 ♪ Sweet ♪ 922 00:54:03,788 --> 00:54:05,788 So nice being back here. 923 00:54:05,790 --> 00:54:08,558 Honestly, Thad won't even let me smoke in the house. 924 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,761 It's really annoying. 925 00:54:10,763 --> 00:54:12,663 Thank you so much. 926 00:54:12,665 --> 00:54:17,701 Willa, what are you doing? Are you texting Jacob? 927 00:54:17,703 --> 00:54:19,703 I thought you said you were done with him. 928 00:54:19,705 --> 00:54:21,705 Leave me alone, let me live. 929 00:54:21,707 --> 00:54:24,708 Forget about Jakob, okay? He's a dick. 930 00:54:24,710 --> 00:54:26,777 - He spells his name like Jacob. - That is true. 931 00:54:26,779 --> 00:54:27,844 Just make it work with Matt. 932 00:54:27,846 --> 00:54:31,582 I mean, I know he's weird, but he's a good guy... 933 00:54:31,584 --> 00:54:33,750 and you're being stupid, okay. 934 00:54:33,752 --> 00:54:36,420 I mean, you have someone that wants to spend time with you. 935 00:54:36,422 --> 00:54:40,424 Okay, I am... I'm alone, like I am... I'm so fucking alone... 936 00:54:40,426 --> 00:54:42,893 to be honest, I just cannot hear you go on and on and on... 937 00:54:42,895 --> 00:54:45,663 any more about how Matt texted me too much. 938 00:54:45,665 --> 00:54:47,665 Matt just wants to eat bagels with me. 939 00:54:47,667 --> 00:54:49,900 Like I'm too fragile right now, okay. 940 00:54:49,902 --> 00:54:52,372 Owen never wanted to just eat bagels with me. 941 00:54:54,906 --> 00:54:57,908 Favorite Selfie face. 942 00:54:57,910 --> 00:54:59,009 The classic, the pout. 943 00:54:59,011 --> 00:55:00,911 The classic pout from this angle. 944 00:55:00,913 --> 00:55:01,946 Who's this dude? I don't trust this guy. 945 00:55:01,948 --> 00:55:03,681 - These one's are super cute. - Okay, we're done. 946 00:55:03,683 --> 00:55:05,482 Can I plug my phone in? 947 00:55:05,484 --> 00:55:06,752 Yeah, sure. 948 00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:12,489 Ooh, actually, I have an idea. 949 00:55:12,491 --> 00:55:17,728 Okay, um, okay, can I do a magic trick for you? 950 00:55:17,730 --> 00:55:19,929 - Are you gonna think I'm weird? - Okay. 951 00:55:19,931 --> 00:55:21,799 Okay, wait, was that a yes? 952 00:55:21,801 --> 00:55:22,933 You're just gonna think I'm weird? 953 00:55:22,935 --> 00:55:23,933 Yes. 954 00:55:23,935 --> 00:55:27,004 Let me... I gotta get warmed up, let me see, um... 955 00:55:27,006 --> 00:55:29,975 Okay, pick a card. Don't show me, though. 956 00:55:31,810 --> 00:55:32,879 I'm actually really nervous. 957 00:55:35,047 --> 00:55:36,746 - Yeah? You got it? - Okay. 958 00:55:36,748 --> 00:55:39,583 Okay, let's hope my powers are on point today... 959 00:55:39,585 --> 00:55:40,951 because sometimes I'm a little off. 960 00:55:40,953 --> 00:55:42,685 Put it back, right there. 961 00:55:42,687 --> 00:55:45,489 - Okay... take a look at it. - Mm-hm. 962 00:55:45,491 --> 00:55:46,656 - Don't show me, okay. - No? 963 00:55:46,658 --> 00:55:47,824 - You remember it. - I remember. 964 00:55:47,826 --> 00:55:49,092 Because if you forget it, it does kind of make the magic. 965 00:55:49,094 --> 00:55:50,694 - Okay. - All right. 966 00:55:50,696 --> 00:55:52,962 - Do you want me to shuffle? - Mm-hm. 967 00:55:52,964 --> 00:55:54,897 Yeah? Wow, you are very suspicious. 968 00:55:54,899 --> 00:55:55,998 I thought you were more trusting of me. 969 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,536 I don't see... okay, here we go. 970 00:55:59,538 --> 00:56:02,906 I'm going to try and find your card out of all these. 971 00:56:02,908 --> 00:56:05,708 But I'm going to try to find it using my mouth. 972 00:56:05,710 --> 00:56:08,448 Okay, and double check, there's nothing in my mouth? 973 00:56:11,616 --> 00:56:13,650 - Okay. - We good? Okay, here we go. 974 00:56:13,652 --> 00:56:14,917 Well, there is, there's teeth and the tongue... 975 00:56:14,919 --> 00:56:17,656 but if you miss that then you'll miss anything. 976 00:56:21,060 --> 00:56:22,529 Okay. 977 00:56:33,138 --> 00:56:35,705 - No, it's not my card. - What? 978 00:56:35,707 --> 00:56:37,876 - It's not my card. - Oh, my god, what? 979 00:56:40,145 --> 00:56:41,547 Fuck. 980 00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:47,687 Are you okay? 981 00:56:53,558 --> 00:56:55,926 I'm so sorry, this has never happened to me before. 982 00:56:55,928 --> 00:56:59,897 - Oh, my god. - Oh, my god, I feel so ill. 983 00:56:59,899 --> 00:57:02,533 - What the fuck? - Wait, my eyes are watering. 984 00:57:02,535 --> 00:57:07,737 - Was that it? - What the... how did you do that? 985 00:57:07,739 --> 00:57:09,038 You're such a nerd. 986 00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,875 Thank you, I actually take that as a compliment. 987 00:57:11,877 --> 00:57:14,514 Oh, my god. 988 00:58:09,968 --> 00:58:11,671 - Mm. - Mm. 989 00:58:34,660 --> 00:58:37,730 - Is there no clasp? - Just untie it. 990 00:58:38,830 --> 00:58:40,964 Did you go to the beach today? 991 00:58:40,966 --> 00:58:42,165 No. 992 00:58:42,167 --> 00:58:44,902 Then why are you wearing a bathing suit? 993 00:58:44,904 --> 00:58:47,170 Because I didn't have any clean bras. 994 00:58:47,172 --> 00:58:51,007 I thought you just did your laundry. 995 00:58:51,009 --> 00:58:54,714 Isn't that why you left the other day, to get your laundry? 996 00:59:06,759 --> 00:59:09,225 Why don't you just tell me stuff? 997 00:59:09,227 --> 00:59:11,161 Sorry. 998 00:59:11,163 --> 00:59:13,297 Just... just tell me, okay. 999 00:59:13,299 --> 00:59:15,766 That I don't want to hang out or whatever. 1000 00:59:15,768 --> 00:59:19,101 I don't want to hang out with you sometimes, you know? 1001 00:59:19,103 --> 00:59:22,875 That's not true, you always want to hang out with me. 1002 00:59:30,114 --> 00:59:32,114 - Hey. - Stop. 1003 00:59:32,116 --> 00:59:37,788 Next time I'll tell you I don't want to see your face anymore. 1004 00:59:37,790 --> 00:59:39,790 I'll say, "Hey, go fuck yourself. 1005 00:59:39,792 --> 00:59:42,192 "You're bothering me and you're being an idiot." 1006 00:59:42,194 --> 00:59:45,728 Good, right? That's what I want to hear. 1007 00:59:45,730 --> 00:59:50,169 Hey, stop acting like a pussy right now. 1008 01:00:43,855 --> 01:00:44,924 Hup. 1009 01:00:46,190 --> 01:00:48,025 - I got it. - Oh, thanks. 1010 01:00:48,027 --> 01:00:49,259 Sure. 1011 01:00:49,261 --> 01:00:50,993 Um, what are you doing tonight? 1012 01:00:50,995 --> 01:00:53,929 I think Ash has got a work drinks thing. 1013 01:00:53,931 --> 01:00:56,400 He's freaking out about fatherhood or something. 1014 01:00:56,402 --> 01:00:59,268 This is when he sneaks off to have a glass of chardonnay... 1015 01:00:59,270 --> 01:01:02,973 which I know means slam back three martinis in ten minutes. 1016 01:01:02,975 --> 01:01:04,306 Hey, I thought you guys were great. 1017 01:01:04,308 --> 01:01:05,844 Ah, it's not as good as it looks. 1018 01:01:08,147 --> 01:01:12,382 All right, I will see you later. Okay, I got it. 1019 01:01:12,384 --> 01:01:17,953 - Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1020 01:01:17,955 --> 01:01:19,121 Who is that? 1021 01:01:19,123 --> 01:01:22,792 Just my old friend, new landlord. 1022 01:01:22,794 --> 01:01:27,196 So what? You're like jogging now? 1023 01:01:27,198 --> 01:01:29,134 Yup. 1024 01:02:14,913 --> 01:02:16,379 Sorry, I'll be ready in a sec. 1025 01:02:16,381 --> 01:02:18,482 I can't believe you guys hooked up. 1026 01:02:18,484 --> 01:02:22,351 Stop. How's... how's everything with Matt? 1027 01:02:22,353 --> 01:02:24,254 Honestly, I don't know. 1028 01:02:24,256 --> 01:02:26,223 What do you mean, you don't know? 1029 01:02:26,225 --> 01:02:27,958 Come on. I meaning Lindsay at 6:00. 1030 01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:30,263 Aw, my little lesbian. 1031 01:03:34,426 --> 01:03:36,926 Okay. 1032 01:03:36,928 --> 01:03:38,460 Oh dude, you gotta stop liking... 1033 01:03:38,462 --> 01:03:39,728 you and Hallie's facebook photos. 1034 01:03:39,730 --> 01:03:41,464 You know when you do that, it shows up on everybody's feed. 1035 01:03:41,466 --> 01:03:42,632 Right? 1036 01:03:42,634 --> 01:03:45,234 You know, she came here today, showed up completely... 1037 01:03:45,236 --> 01:03:46,502 randomly out of nowhere. 1038 01:03:46,504 --> 01:03:48,337 What is that, what is that move? 1039 01:03:48,339 --> 01:03:50,940 It's a power move. 1040 01:03:50,942 --> 01:03:54,444 Yeah, I, uh, I might've given Willa the address. 1041 01:03:54,446 --> 01:03:56,145 It was you? 1042 01:03:56,147 --> 01:03:58,547 Yeah. I'm sorry, she asked and I was... 1043 01:03:58,549 --> 01:04:00,549 And you gave it to her. Who's side are you on? 1044 01:04:00,551 --> 01:04:02,551 I'm sorry, man, she gets what she wants. 1045 01:04:02,553 --> 01:04:03,553 You can't do that. 1046 01:04:03,555 --> 01:04:05,522 You can't give out a man's address like that. 1047 01:04:10,161 --> 01:04:13,330 No, I feel like will and I are kind of hitting a wall. 1048 01:04:13,332 --> 01:04:15,098 Fuck romantic fulfillment. 1049 01:04:15,100 --> 01:04:17,100 I'm seriously busy, man. 1050 01:04:17,102 --> 01:04:20,502 I've just... I've told you over and over and over. 1051 01:04:20,504 --> 01:04:21,638 Mysterious and busy. 1052 01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:25,040 It should be your mantra, you're way too available. 1053 01:04:25,042 --> 01:04:28,344 - I know. - For once in your life, don't be. 1054 01:04:28,346 --> 01:04:30,080 No, it's just called being nice. 1055 01:04:30,082 --> 01:04:31,547 It's not being nice, it's being available. 1056 01:04:31,549 --> 01:04:35,351 Being nice is like opening doors for people and... 1057 01:04:35,353 --> 01:04:37,319 and showing up to places on time. 1058 01:04:37,321 --> 01:04:40,390 Being too available is when you see the little text bubble... 1059 01:04:40,392 --> 01:04:43,125 show up the second after you finished writing the text, 1060 01:04:43,127 --> 01:04:45,127 like you can't do that. 1061 01:04:45,129 --> 01:04:46,163 - I know. - Mysterious and busy. 1062 01:04:46,165 --> 01:04:51,134 Real life example, today, I go on a nice run. 1063 01:04:51,136 --> 01:04:54,069 I come back, Hallie's waiting for me... 1064 01:04:54,071 --> 01:04:58,440 wearing my favorite dress and I'm like, hello. 1065 01:04:58,442 --> 01:05:00,243 We started making out. 1066 01:05:00,245 --> 01:05:02,112 We come in here and I eat her pussy... 1067 01:05:02,114 --> 01:05:04,346 - exactly where you're sitting. - Oh lovely, thank you. 1068 01:05:04,348 --> 01:05:06,348 And that was it, that was the entire interaction. 1069 01:05:06,350 --> 01:05:09,085 Because I'm serious and busy. 1070 01:05:09,087 --> 01:05:11,991 - You mind giving me another pour? - Sure, bro. 1071 01:05:14,426 --> 01:05:15,558 Nope, you failed the test. 1072 01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:19,462 The serious and busy test, you failed it. Failed it. 1073 01:05:19,464 --> 01:05:22,498 I literally put it right here so I have access to it... 1074 01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:24,236 so I could just reach and pour. 1075 01:05:26,471 --> 01:05:30,239 - Would you like some? - No, I'm fine, thank you. 1076 01:05:30,241 --> 01:05:32,141 - I'm busy. - Good. 1077 01:05:32,143 --> 01:05:34,312 That was test number two. That one you passed. 1078 01:06:17,589 --> 01:06:19,458 - Hey. - Hey. 1079 01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:23,629 So should we just go to the show or... 1080 01:06:26,598 --> 01:06:30,600 I don't know, I thought we could hang out for a sec. 1081 01:06:30,602 --> 01:06:33,703 You know, I think DJ Diaz goes on at 9:00, so... 1082 01:06:33,705 --> 01:06:36,605 Oh yeah, don't want to be late for the show. 1083 01:06:36,607 --> 01:06:37,741 All right. 1084 01:06:37,743 --> 01:06:39,341 I'm sorry, I'm an idiot, I'm sure they'll start late. 1085 01:06:39,343 --> 01:06:42,212 Oh, you're serious. 1086 01:06:42,214 --> 01:06:44,382 I was literally just trying to fuck you. 1087 01:06:50,756 --> 01:06:52,091 Hey. 1088 01:06:53,725 --> 01:06:55,161 What's going on? 1089 01:06:57,261 --> 01:07:00,230 - Well, hey. - Hey. 1090 01:07:00,232 --> 01:07:01,330 Are you guys... 1091 01:07:01,332 --> 01:07:02,634 We're catching up? 1092 01:07:04,268 --> 01:07:06,268 Cool, cool, got it. 1093 01:07:06,270 --> 01:07:09,304 Why do you always reek of deli meat? 1094 01:07:09,306 --> 01:07:12,111 See what I'm dealing with here? 1095 01:07:23,687 --> 01:07:26,388 I can't believe you bought a shirt. 1096 01:07:26,390 --> 01:07:29,127 Yeah, it's pretty dope. 1097 01:07:30,529 --> 01:07:32,529 Is it weird if I get a Caeser salad? 1098 01:07:32,531 --> 01:07:34,366 Yeah. 1099 01:07:35,567 --> 01:07:38,667 - Oh, my god. - Holy shit, girl. 1100 01:07:38,669 --> 01:07:43,705 Come here. Oh, my god, oh, my god, we gotta get that drink. 1101 01:07:43,707 --> 01:07:45,641 Yeah, I mean, no worries, I've been busy. 1102 01:07:45,643 --> 01:07:47,743 So good to see you. 1103 01:07:47,745 --> 01:07:51,181 - Hey man, Jakob. - Hey, Matt, nice to meet you man. 1104 01:07:51,183 --> 01:07:55,154 - Nice to meet you. Nice merge. - Thanks. 1105 01:08:00,759 --> 01:08:02,792 Well, I'm gonna head out, I was just here to see the opener. 1106 01:08:02,794 --> 01:08:06,395 Good to meet you. Good to see you. 1107 01:08:06,397 --> 01:08:08,500 - Nice to see you. - Nice to meet you. 1108 01:08:18,443 --> 01:08:20,310 You want a drink? 1109 01:09:20,839 --> 01:09:23,673 Hypothetically, if we were to get back together... 1110 01:09:25,410 --> 01:09:27,610 it would be better because I've, I've grown. 1111 01:09:27,612 --> 01:09:29,411 Okay, well let me tell you something. 1112 01:09:29,413 --> 01:09:31,414 If you think you jut break things off between us... 1113 01:09:31,416 --> 01:09:33,383 so you can go on like a rumspringa or something... 1114 01:09:33,385 --> 01:09:35,785 and then come back and be like, oh I've grown. 1115 01:09:35,787 --> 01:09:37,587 You are in for a rude fucking awakening, Owen. 1116 01:09:37,589 --> 01:09:39,388 Hallie, that's not how I meant it! 1117 01:09:39,390 --> 01:09:42,624 And besides, I'm kind of seeing someone. 1118 01:09:42,626 --> 01:09:46,329 Okay, like, like in a real way? 1119 01:09:46,331 --> 01:09:48,498 Yeah, like in a real way. 1120 01:09:48,500 --> 01:09:50,667 This girl, so... 1121 01:09:50,669 --> 01:09:52,805 - You're dating a girl? - Mm-hm. 1122 01:09:55,739 --> 01:09:58,641 I didn't know that was of interest to you. 1123 01:09:58,643 --> 01:10:00,810 - Okay, you can answer the phone. - It's fine, it's not. 1124 01:10:00,812 --> 01:10:02,044 Something might be wrong. 1125 01:10:02,046 --> 01:10:05,815 Was it going on when you came over and I went down on you? 1126 01:10:05,817 --> 01:10:09,686 Was what going on? Yeah, the girl, yeah. 1127 01:10:09,688 --> 01:10:11,654 I can't believe you're dating a girl... 1128 01:10:11,656 --> 01:10:13,789 and you're just telling me now, this is insane. 1129 01:10:13,791 --> 01:10:17,627 Mom, you're fucking killing me! 1130 01:10:17,629 --> 01:10:20,562 Anyways, I've been doing a lot of thinking... 1131 01:10:20,564 --> 01:10:27,436 and at first, I was so fucking mad at you, I was. 1132 01:10:27,438 --> 01:10:29,504 I was thinking like, how did I waste the first half of my... 1133 01:10:29,506 --> 01:10:33,575 twenties with this guy who I'm not going to marry? 1134 01:10:33,577 --> 01:10:34,843 Right. 1135 01:10:34,845 --> 01:10:37,847 But then I realized, you know, that these, these last five... 1136 01:10:37,849 --> 01:10:40,816 - years have been the opposite... - Three. 1137 01:10:40,818 --> 01:10:43,820 It's been three years. 1138 01:10:43,822 --> 01:10:47,856 ...have been the opposite of a waste and that even if we... 1139 01:10:47,858 --> 01:10:50,994 hurt each other, it's... it's fine. 1140 01:10:50,996 --> 01:10:53,562 It's all part of how we're gonna become the people... 1141 01:10:53,564 --> 01:10:55,698 we're gonna be, so I'm at peace. 1142 01:10:55,700 --> 01:10:57,467 I fucked up. 1143 01:10:57,469 --> 01:10:59,602 Okay, I shouldn't have said that I wanted a break. 1144 01:10:59,604 --> 01:11:01,637 I was naive enough to think that it could be a break... 1145 01:11:01,639 --> 01:11:03,373 and not a break up. 1146 01:11:03,375 --> 01:11:05,708 Owen, just answer the phone. 1147 01:11:05,710 --> 01:11:07,744 Yes, mother. 1148 01:11:07,746 --> 01:11:11,713 I don't, I don't, I don't. I don't know. 1149 01:11:11,715 --> 01:11:13,716 I don't know what channel TCM is. 1150 01:11:13,718 --> 01:11:15,653 I can't talk, I'm with Hallie right now. 1151 01:11:19,023 --> 01:11:24,362 No, actually, I don't know. I really don't know. 1152 01:11:26,531 --> 01:11:29,031 - She's dating a girl. - Owen! 1153 01:11:29,033 --> 01:11:30,267 I know, I know, you're right. 1154 01:11:30,269 --> 01:11:33,835 Okay, I gotta go. I'll talk to you later. Bye. I love you. 1155 01:11:33,837 --> 01:11:34,904 Do you just tell your mom I'm a lesbian? 1156 01:11:34,906 --> 01:11:36,739 Why would you tell your mom that? 1157 01:11:36,741 --> 01:11:39,776 It's fine. I also just want to say this non sequitur... 1158 01:11:39,778 --> 01:11:42,512 but I, I did slightly resent the fact... 1159 01:11:42,514 --> 01:11:43,612 that you neglected to tell me... 1160 01:11:43,614 --> 01:11:46,449 that you were using my likeness in your photo gallery. 1161 01:11:46,451 --> 01:11:48,551 Are you fucking serious? 1162 01:11:48,553 --> 01:11:49,686 Yeah, I'm serious. 1163 01:11:49,688 --> 01:11:50,619 I mean, the photo may as well have been a picture... 1164 01:11:50,621 --> 01:11:52,588 of a pile of dog shit for all you care. 1165 01:11:52,590 --> 01:11:55,560 Maybe we should... 1166 01:11:57,461 --> 01:12:00,530 Maybe the problem is that we kept in touch... 1167 01:12:00,532 --> 01:12:05,034 and that we slept together or that we're obviously going... 1168 01:12:05,036 --> 01:12:06,668 at completely different speeds... 1169 01:12:06,670 --> 01:12:11,540 so maybe let's just not talk for a while. 1170 01:12:11,542 --> 01:12:13,575 Okay. You know, I just want to point out... 1171 01:12:13,577 --> 01:12:15,977 that I never put any pressure on you. 1172 01:12:15,979 --> 01:12:20,482 I mean, yes, I wanted to move in together out of practicality. 1173 01:12:20,484 --> 01:12:23,485 I wasn't secretly plotting a wedding. 1174 01:12:23,487 --> 01:12:25,423 That was all you projecting. 1175 01:12:31,962 --> 01:12:34,463 So what's that Jakob guy's deal? 1176 01:12:34,465 --> 01:12:38,703 Just some guy I know from New York. 1177 01:12:40,705 --> 01:12:42,739 I saw your texts with him. 1178 01:12:42,741 --> 01:12:45,508 What are you talking about? 1179 01:12:45,510 --> 01:12:48,811 I know I shouldn't have, but... 1180 01:12:48,813 --> 01:12:50,812 I looked on your phone a while back. 1181 01:12:50,814 --> 01:12:52,615 Wait, you hacked into my phone? 1182 01:12:52,617 --> 01:12:54,851 It was a moment of weakness, I'm sorry. 1183 01:12:54,853 --> 01:12:57,619 It was so long ago, things with Jakob. 1184 01:12:57,621 --> 01:12:58,620 It was like May. 1185 01:12:58,622 --> 01:13:01,790 Also it didn't even mean anything, so who cares? 1186 01:13:01,792 --> 01:13:02,892 Whatever's been happening between us... 1187 01:13:02,894 --> 01:13:06,495 whatever it's called, it's a big deal to me, all right. 1188 01:13:06,497 --> 01:13:09,499 Maybe I'm crazy. Maybe. Maybe it shouldn't be, but it is. 1189 01:13:09,501 --> 01:13:10,932 It's a big deal to me. 1190 01:13:10,934 --> 01:13:13,602 Yeah, and it's a big deal to me, too. 1191 01:13:13,604 --> 01:13:16,672 I don't think it is, but that's fine. 1192 01:13:16,674 --> 01:13:17,906 Obviously you find yourself in these situations... 1193 01:13:17,908 --> 01:13:21,846 more often than I do and you're a lot better at it than I am. 1194 01:13:25,617 --> 01:13:27,048 I had a thing with this girl a while back. 1195 01:13:27,050 --> 01:13:30,887 She went abroad, and... the whole time I thought that maybe... 1196 01:13:30,889 --> 01:13:37,959 I'd have another shot when she came back, but then I found... 1197 01:13:37,961 --> 01:13:41,998 out she dated like four other guys that year. 1198 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:46,102 To me, she was the one that got away, but to her I was a blip. 1199 01:13:46,104 --> 01:13:47,506 I was just some guy she fucked. 1200 01:13:51,041 --> 01:13:54,512 And I'm not mad at you, you don't owe me anything, but... 1201 01:13:57,614 --> 01:14:00,685 I don't know, I just think maybe we shouldn't do this anymore. 1202 01:14:02,854 --> 01:14:04,923 Wait, what? 1203 01:14:08,926 --> 01:14:10,728 No, what are you saying? 1204 01:14:16,067 --> 01:14:18,770 Can I still sleep over? 1205 01:14:33,585 --> 01:14:35,985 I feel like you're a whole section of my story... 1206 01:14:35,987 --> 01:14:38,690 and I'm like a footnote in yours. 1207 01:14:41,091 --> 01:14:43,828 I promise you're not a footnote. 1208 01:14:45,630 --> 01:14:48,000 I promise you're at least a chapter. 1209 01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:24,734 I'm so happy that you were the one to break it off... 1210 01:15:24,736 --> 01:15:26,168 with Willa and not the other way around. 1211 01:15:26,170 --> 01:15:28,003 I thought she could've fucking prison shanked you... 1212 01:15:28,005 --> 01:15:29,739 and you would have stayed with her? 1213 01:15:29,741 --> 01:15:32,173 Honestly, I wish we were better at communicating, you know. 1214 01:15:32,175 --> 01:15:34,910 It's like you can never be inside someone else's head... 1215 01:15:34,912 --> 01:15:38,213 and I guess you wouldn't want to be. 1216 01:15:38,215 --> 01:15:40,950 Not unless you're a fucking Taro card reader. 1217 01:15:40,952 --> 01:15:43,188 I mean, she's got to communicate with you, too, you know? 1218 01:15:45,156 --> 01:15:47,722 Here's what it is. She's like, she's like a cat... 1219 01:15:47,724 --> 01:15:50,759 who keeps asking you to pet it and then you do... 1220 01:15:50,761 --> 01:15:52,261 and she just slips out of your hands and runs away. 1221 01:15:52,263 --> 01:15:54,763 I think you need to work on your analogies, sweetheart. 1222 01:15:54,765 --> 01:15:56,899 - Oops... shit! - Go under. 1223 01:15:56,901 --> 01:15:58,901 No, no, no, no, don't go any further. 1224 01:15:58,903 --> 01:16:01,303 Easy. Cheers. 1225 01:16:01,305 --> 01:16:03,772 I get it, Matt's too nice for you. 1226 01:16:03,774 --> 01:16:06,142 I mean, it's not the cliche of "I like assholes". 1227 01:16:06,144 --> 01:16:08,043 I like nice guys. 1228 01:16:08,045 --> 01:16:11,746 It's just that the nice guys turn out to be pretty needy... 1229 01:16:11,748 --> 01:16:13,915 and then you realize, oh, he's being a pussy. 1230 01:16:13,917 --> 01:16:17,887 I think I'm just being an asshole. 1231 01:16:17,889 --> 01:16:19,722 You lost me. 1232 01:16:19,724 --> 01:16:21,990 When would we get a chance to do this if you were with Hallie... 1233 01:16:21,992 --> 01:16:23,125 and I was with Willa? 1234 01:16:23,127 --> 01:16:25,727 Yeah, I'm glad we broke up with our fucking beautiful... 1235 01:16:25,729 --> 01:16:28,030 significant others so we can hang out with each other... 1236 01:16:28,032 --> 01:16:31,167 and strap Tecates to our hands. 1237 01:16:31,169 --> 01:16:33,069 I'm having the time of my life! 1238 01:16:33,071 --> 01:16:34,337 That's what's sad... 1239 01:16:34,339 --> 01:16:37,707 you really are having the time of your life. 1240 01:16:37,709 --> 01:16:40,176 Honestly, I can't believe Hallie's dating a girl. 1241 01:16:40,178 --> 01:16:41,944 I don't know, I think they were just hooking up. 1242 01:16:41,946 --> 01:16:43,178 - What, really? - Yeah. 1243 01:16:43,180 --> 01:16:44,713 She just told me they were dating. 1244 01:16:44,715 --> 01:16:46,082 Like she just... when I just saw her... 1245 01:16:46,084 --> 01:16:48,351 she was like, "we're dating. You should know." 1246 01:16:48,353 --> 01:16:51,052 And she was like, well, I'm dating her. 1247 01:16:51,054 --> 01:16:54,723 Is she trying to fuck with me, what is she doing? 1248 01:16:54,725 --> 01:16:56,694 To be fair, you, you, you broke up with her. 1249 01:16:59,863 --> 01:17:03,332 You're right. 1250 01:17:03,334 --> 01:17:06,201 Jesus, am I the needy one in the Jakob situation? 1251 01:17:06,203 --> 01:17:07,469 Am I his Matt? 1252 01:17:07,471 --> 01:17:13,174 Enough Jakob, you only like him because he didn't text you back. 1253 01:17:13,176 --> 01:17:19,315 I mean technically I moved out here to go to grad school. 1254 01:17:19,317 --> 01:17:21,350 Obviously in the back of my mind, part of it... 1255 01:17:21,352 --> 01:17:23,753 was that Jakob would be out here. 1256 01:17:23,755 --> 01:17:25,253 Hm. 1257 01:17:25,255 --> 01:17:26,321 Am I felicity? 1258 01:17:26,323 --> 01:17:30,793 Willa, we're all felicity. 1259 01:17:30,795 --> 01:17:32,395 Look, fuck Jakob, okay? 1260 01:17:32,397 --> 01:17:35,998 I've said it before, but Jakob's a dick... 1261 01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:38,103 and that is my philosophy. 1262 01:17:41,238 --> 01:17:43,873 Your philosophy is that Jakob's a dick. 1263 01:17:43,875 --> 01:17:46,342 No, my philosophy is that if someone is not being nice... 1264 01:17:46,344 --> 01:17:50,111 to you, then you fucking drop them. 1265 01:17:50,113 --> 01:17:53,949 I don't want to get back together and then just spend... 1266 01:17:53,951 --> 01:17:58,020 the rest of the time resenting each other all over again. 1267 01:17:58,022 --> 01:18:00,056 You know? 1268 01:18:00,058 --> 01:18:02,825 I don't think you ever find someone... 1269 01:18:02,827 --> 01:18:05,860 you don't resent and that's part of it. 1270 01:18:05,862 --> 01:18:11,869 Just find the person who you want to resent, you know. 1271 01:18:27,818 --> 01:18:29,051 Hey, Matt. 1272 01:18:29,053 --> 01:18:31,454 I don't know, I think you're overthinking it. It's easy... 1273 01:18:31,456 --> 01:18:34,155 to forget how hard it can be just to connect with someone. 1274 01:18:34,157 --> 01:18:35,124 Yeah. 1275 01:18:35,126 --> 01:18:37,058 It's like when you pass a parking space... 1276 01:18:37,060 --> 01:18:38,293 because you want one close to the restaurant... 1277 01:18:38,295 --> 01:18:40,929 and then you circle the block and you come back and it's gone. 1278 01:18:40,931 --> 01:18:42,063 Okay. 1279 01:18:42,065 --> 01:18:43,332 Honestly, really in a lifetime... 1280 01:18:43,334 --> 01:18:47,936 how many people do you truly connect with? 1281 01:18:47,938 --> 01:18:50,905 Matt, Owen is not a parking space. 1282 01:18:50,907 --> 01:18:56,180 Just, can you go talk to him, please? 1283 01:19:02,953 --> 01:19:04,822 - Want to go for a swim? - No! 1284 01:19:22,939 --> 01:19:24,408 Hi. 1285 01:20:24,501 --> 01:20:25,735 Hello? 1286 01:20:25,737 --> 01:20:27,168 I'm outside, you don't have a bell. 1287 01:20:27,170 --> 01:20:29,006 I'll be right there. 1288 01:20:58,269 --> 01:21:00,535 You, uh, you, you want something to drink? 1289 01:21:00,537 --> 01:21:04,073 Uh, like what? Like tap water or something? 1290 01:21:04,075 --> 01:21:05,406 Well, actually went shopping... 1291 01:21:05,408 --> 01:21:08,343 and I have um, San Pellegrino? 1292 01:21:08,345 --> 01:21:10,445 San Pellegrino? 1293 01:21:10,447 --> 01:21:12,517 What are you like a gondolier now? 1294 01:21:19,023 --> 01:21:20,358 Please. 1295 01:21:34,471 --> 01:21:38,509 Can I actually have a sip? I forgot, that's my last one. 1296 01:21:47,385 --> 01:21:48,987 That's good. 1297 01:21:53,189 --> 01:21:58,127 So I, I'm just basically, I just wanted to say again... 1298 01:21:58,129 --> 01:22:03,298 that I'm, I'm sorry for being so selfish and um... 1299 01:22:03,300 --> 01:22:07,235 I feel like everybody creates their own narrative... 1300 01:22:07,237 --> 01:22:10,539 in their head and for whatever reason I felt like I was... 1301 01:22:10,541 --> 01:22:12,441 somebody who needed to explore things... 1302 01:22:12,443 --> 01:22:16,277 and the more lonely I got, the more I realized that... 1303 01:22:16,279 --> 01:22:18,681 was something I didn't actually feel but convinced myself... 1304 01:22:18,683 --> 01:22:22,551 that I needed to feel it, and maybe that's the same thing. 1305 01:22:22,553 --> 01:22:24,552 I don't even know the difference anymore. 1306 01:22:24,554 --> 01:22:28,356 Owen, I didn't come here for some big apology. 1307 01:22:28,358 --> 01:22:31,161 I just came here to talk. 1308 01:22:39,703 --> 01:22:41,572 Will you move in with me? 1309 01:22:42,706 --> 01:22:44,440 Sorry, what? 1310 01:22:44,442 --> 01:22:47,642 Move in with you where, here? 1311 01:22:47,644 --> 01:22:50,178 Why don't we, for once, let the fact that something... 1312 01:22:50,180 --> 01:22:51,679 is a bad idea, stop us from doing it. 1313 01:22:51,681 --> 01:22:54,383 No, it doesn't have to be here. It could be anywhere. 1314 01:22:54,385 --> 01:22:55,718 We can get our own place together. 1315 01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:58,419 - You're kidding. - It's just transitional. 1316 01:22:58,421 --> 01:23:02,591 Look, look, I know, I know I ruined everything, I know that. 1317 01:23:02,593 --> 01:23:07,161 I know I'm an asshole, I know that I'm an idiot. 1318 01:23:07,163 --> 01:23:10,164 I'm really, really ready now. 1319 01:23:10,166 --> 01:23:14,102 I'm truly like I'm ready, I promise. 1320 01:23:14,104 --> 01:23:16,437 I thought you said this place is just transitional. 1321 01:23:16,439 --> 01:23:18,606 Look, I, I cleaned out half my closet for you. 1322 01:23:18,608 --> 01:23:23,111 You moved your four shirts like over on a fucking rail. 1323 01:23:23,113 --> 01:23:25,280 Well, for some people, that's significant. 1324 01:23:25,282 --> 01:23:27,716 I cleaned the bathroom, I bought flowers and I put them... 1325 01:23:27,718 --> 01:23:31,488 in this vase and I swiffered the fucking floor for you and... 1326 01:23:36,527 --> 01:23:38,727 I've never made a copy of a key in my entire life... 1327 01:23:38,729 --> 01:23:43,164 and I made a copy of a key for you. So please, Hallie... 1328 01:23:43,166 --> 01:23:46,470 please, will you move in with me? 1329 01:23:54,377 --> 01:23:56,113 No. 1330 01:24:01,519 --> 01:24:04,686 I'm sorry, I just... 1331 01:24:04,688 --> 01:24:07,392 I don't think we could ever go back. 1332 01:24:58,209 --> 01:25:01,412 You're seriously not gonna say anything about the new couch? 1333 01:25:12,590 --> 01:25:14,455 Yeah, it was the first thing I noticed. 1334 01:25:14,457 --> 01:25:16,258 I know it was the first thing you noticed and you... 1335 01:25:16,260 --> 01:25:19,561 didn't fucking say anything, you're so annoying. 1336 01:25:19,563 --> 01:25:22,263 You're so fucking annoying. 1337 01:25:22,265 --> 01:25:25,700 This is outdoor furniture, this is not a couch. 1338 01:25:25,702 --> 01:25:28,536 - It's a day bed, it's a fucking... - It's a day bed. 1339 01:25:28,538 --> 01:25:32,609 Is it not a couch? Is it not something you sit on? 1340 01:25:34,511 --> 01:25:36,878 Doesn't that make it a couch? 1341 01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:39,651 Oh, fucking rough, man. 1342 01:25:55,366 --> 01:25:57,368 Oh, god. 1343 01:26:00,371 --> 01:26:01,869 I hate you. 1344 01:26:01,871 --> 01:26:04,709 I hate you, too. 1345 01:26:23,527 --> 01:26:24,660 - Hi! - Hi. 1346 01:26:24,662 --> 01:26:27,762 What's up? Come on in. 1347 01:26:27,764 --> 01:26:29,731 I'm so glad you guys could come. 1348 01:26:29,733 --> 01:26:31,700 Yeah, we were just at some lame party... 1349 01:26:31,702 --> 01:26:33,802 when you texted us, so here we are. 1350 01:26:33,804 --> 01:26:35,771 - Hey, I'm Matt. - Willa. 1351 01:26:35,773 --> 01:26:37,838 - Awesome, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 1352 01:26:37,840 --> 01:26:40,374 - Born and raised. - Yeah that's what my friend said. 1353 01:26:40,376 --> 01:26:44,581 Yeah, I mean, that's why I came here, because I just wanted... 1354 01:26:57,646 --> 01:27:02,646 Subtitles by explosiveskull105172