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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:59,932 This is the untold, true story of the most famous prince, 2 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,767 the world has ever known. 3 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:06,685 You know him - always coming to the rescue of some damsel in distress. 4 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:08,899 Well, I know him better. 5 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:14,022 Hey, all he ever wanted was to make every girl feel like a princess. 6 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:18,492 Can you blame him? When Sleeping Beauty took a 100-year nap, 7 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,865 he was there with a wake-up call. 8 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:31,540 When Cinderella needed a partner toe-to-toe on the dance floor, 9 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:33,211 he was a shoe-in. 10 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:43,259 When Snow White bit that poisoned apple, his kiss was the cure. 11 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:51,608 But, you can't have too much of a good thing. 12 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:54,396 And that's exactly what got him into this mess. 13 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:59,113 Mess? I'm just a bit too charming, that's all. 14 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,193 How we doing? D'you have my good side? 15 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:06,870 Trick question. They're both my good side. Well, at least that's what they tell me. 16 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:09,369 Come on, this is for your wedding portrait. 17 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,537 Give me a smile like a man in love. 18 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:14,381 Love? Oh, I wish I even knew what that meant. 19 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,758 Well then, how did you meet your princess? 20 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:20,262 Ah yes! It was a moment I will never forget. 21 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,552 Ooh, which princess did you mean exactly? 22 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:34,186 Cinderella! Sleeping Beauty! Snow White! All three princesses! 23 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,028 Welcome to Fraselli's. 24 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,739 I need a wedding cake. Oh! 25 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:41,321 We make the finest wedding cakes in the four kingdoms. 26 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:44,616 I hope so. Nobody's gonna snooze at my ball. 27 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,291 - Except maybe me. 28 00:02:46,292 --> 00:02:47,592 - I'm marrying a prince! 29 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:51,376 Yeah, I'm sure he's a prince of a guy or whatever, 30 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,338 but my beloved - he's an actual prince. 31 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,833 - Sing it to some birds who care. - Can we get on with this? 32 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:59,300 - My wedding is really soon. - How soon? 33 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:02,842 Oh, careful! You frown too much and you'll get wicked witch eyes. 34 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:06,183 Your mirror will tell you, he'll tell you right to your face. 35 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,308 Ladies, ladies. In 40 years I have learned 36 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:12,522 that no two cakes and no two grooms are alike. 37 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:16,027 So each of you, tell me something about the man, 38 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,646 who has enchanted you so. 39 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:36,922 They call me a "damsel in distress" 'Cos I won my prize. 40 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:40,133 The one with the kingdom And the big brown eyes. 41 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:43,338 The one with the voice That can boom like music 42 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,716 Oh my, oh my, does he know how to use it 43 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:49,310 I'm not playin' with you 44 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:52,308 He looks into your eyes, Knows what to say to you. 45 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:56,275 He's so beautiful That's the consensus. 46 00:03:56,403 --> 00:04:00,021 Bet the crown jewels I will be his princess. 47 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,323 I like him for his smile I like him for his hair. 48 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:07,161 I like him for his style I like him 'cos he's so debonair. 49 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:11,366 He's my trophy boy My trophy boy, my trophy boy. 50 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:16,249 I want him for myself I want to lock him down 51 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:19,923 I want that ring on my finger Like I want that crown. 52 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:24,170 He's my trophy boy My trophy boy, my trophy boy. 53 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,809 He's so vicious So totally runway 54 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:33,019 And no-one was listening But he's totally funny. 55 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:35,898 I don't even care if he ever makes a sound 56 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:40,987 Just as long as when he's near me He's around and he's bound to me. 57 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:44,232 I like him for his smile I like him for his hair. 58 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:48,035 I like him for his style I like him because he's so debonair. 59 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:52,282 He's my trophy boy My trophy boy, my trophy boy. 60 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:57,078 I want him for myself I want to lock him down 61 00:04:57,214 --> 00:05:00,798 I want that ring on my finger Like I want that crown. 62 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:05,011 He's my trophy boy My trophy boy, my trophy boy. 63 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:10,425 Oh, oh, oh my gosh Oh my fairy godmother 64 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:16,181 Won't you call this boy's mama And tell her that I love her. 65 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,354 I like him for his smile I like him for his hair. 66 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:23,275 I like him for his style I like him because he's so debonair. 67 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:27,450 He's my trophy boy My trophy boy, my trophy boy. 68 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:32,329 I want him for myself I want to lock him down 69 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:36,079 I want that ring on my finger Like I want that crown. 70 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:39,833 He's my trophy boy My trophy boy, my trophy boy. 71 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:43,128 I need a trophy boy, yeah! 72 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:01,062 Hey, Papa. What a morning. 73 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,528 Oh, son. Aren't you tired, 74 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:08,399 of being hated by every man in the land? 75 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:13,367 Curse that cursed curse! The prince stole my love! 76 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:17,412 Yeah. But I have been trying to run away from the ladies though. 77 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:23,046 Just like you asked, papa. You don't know how troubling this curse is. 78 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:27,043 I am attempting to run a kingdom here. Of course I do! 79 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:29,341 Philippe, you are the future king. 80 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:31,923 And yet you still have not chosen a bride. 81 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,301 Your blasted curse must be broken 82 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,514 and we've only three days before your 21st birthday. 83 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:43,108 I'm engaged to Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, and Snow White. 84 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:46,399 - Then just pick one! - That's not love. 85 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:49,523 I don't know the meaning of the word. Seriously, what is it? 86 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:52,026 The day has come for you to run The Gauntlet. 87 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,699 - The Gauntlet? - The rite of passage. 88 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:59,159 All the way to Fire Mountain. It will give you the answers you seek. 89 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:02,040 As it did for me and my father before me. 90 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:05,085 The Gauntlet is a journey that makes you a man. 91 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:08,925 It led me to the latin beauty that became my true love. 92 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,920 May your mother rest in peace. 93 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:15,349 Unfortunately, that's also when I broke the heart of my trusted guide. 94 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,392 You mean Nemeny Neverwish? 95 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:20,645 She was so jealous of our love. 96 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:25,018 Nemeny became our enemy, consumed in dark fairy magic. 97 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:28,111 She vowed revenge. Not just on me 98 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,318 but on love itself. 99 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,946 I'll never forget the day it all happened. 100 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,578 The day of your royal blessing. 101 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:52,754 Presenting: the royal blessing fairy. 102 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:04,565 Your Excellency. It is my honour, 103 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:07,651 to bestow the royal blessing on the youg prince. 104 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:11,067 As I blessed you and your father before you. 105 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:15,572 For you, my tiny lord, from this day forth 106 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:19,538 you shall always be charming! 107 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,166 Too much charm! 108 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,172 Nemeny Neverwish? 109 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,834 You seem so surprised, Philippe. 110 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,299 I did promise I'd be back. 111 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:35,762 What have you done? 112 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:39,926 Oh, how they will throw themselves at your boy now. 113 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:42,143 He'll be a little heartbreaker, 114 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:44,934 just like his daddy. 115 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,227 In fact, 116 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:50,607 no maiden, who gazes into the eyes of the prince, 117 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:54,027 will be able to resist his smile. 118 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:58,489 She will believe that the prince is her true love. 119 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:04,830 One by one he will steal the heart of every maiden in the land. 120 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:07,495 Heartbreak will reign. 121 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:12,128 And when the sun sets on his 21st birthday, 122 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,968 this charming curse will be sealed. 123 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:20,307 And on that day, all love will disappear, forever. 124 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:23,018 No! I will find a way to break your curse. 125 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,888 It could be broken, on the last day 126 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:28,023 with a kiss of true love. 127 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:29,687 - Guards! - Your Highness! 128 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,184 Seize her! 129 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,567 Seize what? 130 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,990 Bless you. Now don't freak out, 131 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:40,076 He's got 21 years to find true love's kiss. 132 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:43,072 - But how? - It can't be that hard. 133 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:46,291 He's a prince. And he's covered in charm. 134 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,582 Oh, with every lady in the land throwing themselves at him, 135 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:53,548 will he ever know the difference between the curse and real love? 136 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:56,009 We've been over this so may times, papa. 137 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,048 I still have a few days to consider my options. 138 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:01,097 We're out of options. I can't do this for you, 139 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,718 you've got to do it for yourself, Philippe. 140 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,770 For myself? How? 141 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,727 How can I tell papa that I'm scared? 142 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:13,359 How can I go out there and find something I don't even understand? 143 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:15,566 True love? 144 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:18,399 Every girl I've ever met was hypnotised. 145 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,025 That's not love. 146 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:23,074 It's meaningless. Meaningless! 147 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,409 There's a big echo in my head. 148 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,284 I'd no idea there was this much room in here. 149 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,501 Uh, what is he doing with my chair? 150 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:34,131 All you need, is a little push. 151 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,417 For the sake of the kingdom. 152 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:40,633 And do not return, until you choose a wife! 153 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,474 The things you do for love. 154 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,261 Alright, let's go gauntleting. 155 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,845 It's gonna be... 156 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,473 gauntastic. 157 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,592 You, clear the road! The rest of you stay alert. 158 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,514 This could take a while. 159 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,345 One, two,.. Three! 160 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,599 'Come on! 'Hiya! 161 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,085 Illy, you've earned this. 20 percent. 162 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,500 Fine, 40 percent. 163 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,422 Oh, just get Charlie, would you. 164 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,062 Wow! 165 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:59,018 - You there! Thief! Stop! - It's her! Lenore Quinonez! 166 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,857 Well, the celebration's over. That's our cue, ladies. 167 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:04,609 Heya! 168 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:10,287 This girl's not changin' No, I'm not changin'. 169 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:15,413 They always said to settle down I'd rather sail this world around 170 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:19,914 Because I'm not changin' Not explanation. 171 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:24,798 I won't leave the past behind Not even for a moment in time. 172 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:29,674 Because I'm not changin', changin' Changin' for you 173 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,722 I'm not changin', changin' 174 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:36,476 I do what I do I'm not changin'. 175 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:39,975 Hiya! 176 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:46,732 We've got her now! - No! 177 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,077 I'm a thief in the night Won't know I'm there 178 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,583 Before you know it I'll disappear. 179 00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:01,751 What's yours is mine The world is made of gold 180 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:09,550 I'm not changin', changin' 181 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,430 See ya boys! 182 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,428 I do what I do. 183 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,773 "And if she snores Your husband still disturbs ... " 184 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:24,357 So, determine which of my Princesses is my real true love. 185 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:28,858 Or all love will die and darkness will consume the land forevermore. 186 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,404 Piece of cake. 187 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,871 - No, no, I actually want a piece of cake. - Um, apologies, my lord. 188 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,911 Ah, my Arabian princess. Your genie has appeared. 189 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,880 My camel awaits and ... It's not for you. 190 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,750 Gladys, got your note. 191 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:52,222 But I want you to see - umm.. over here see other people, 192 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,598 in any direction. 193 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,973 Ooh, I really can't dance right now but your moves - so consistent. 194 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,354 Charming! - Hey! Look at you! - I'm really in a time crunch, 195 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:01,973 so maybe in heaven? 196 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:07,403 Didn't we just meet last week? Yeah, that got funny, hah? 197 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,566 You don't need a princess, you need a good cook. 198 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,614 Meet me at the Dainty Taste. What? Come back! 199 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,244 - Hey! - Comin' through. 200 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,908 - Out of the way! - I know she's around here somewhere. 201 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,246 - No! 202 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:24,704 Wow! 203 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:30,799 Tryst for adventure. Those eyes! 204 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,971 I need to say something. Say something! 205 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,589 Fläjberti Flavio. 206 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,636 What was that? Try again. 207 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,722 Face like a mermaid. No. 208 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,597 Voice of a meerkat. My brain is a bottle. 209 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:42,938 Butter on pancakes. 210 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,480 What is happening? I can't put a sentence together. 211 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,603 And why do my knees fell like paella? 212 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,193 And where is that super charm and why isn't it working? 213 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,400 Say something that makes sense! 214 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:57,279 Very nice, my lady. This is nice, and so are we. 215 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,666 Um, I think you might have hit your head. 216 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:05,378 I'm probably stressed. Nemeny Neverwish, a dark fairy, 217 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,998 at war with love itself, threatens our land. 218 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:11,635 But if I run the gauntlet, and figure out which of my three fiances to marry, 219 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:15,801 - I'll take a vow and save us all! - Did you say you're engaged to three women? 220 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,469 Look, it's not like I planned it, okay? 221 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,223 - I've got a charm that just won't let go. - Um ... 222 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,978 It's such a curse. 223 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,818 Well, you should try letting go more often. 224 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,773 Thanks for the dance, feller. 225 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,774 Wait! That was the weirdest feeling. 226 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:38,975 Uh-oh! 227 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:52,505 Oh no! No-one steps on this side of Fraselli's counter, unless he ... 228 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,799 - Have you seen this woman? - I don't think so. - Sorry. 229 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,298 Sorry. 230 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,016 Come on! 231 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:16,241 - Hello? - Is anyone here? 232 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,244 Oh, I didn't hear you girls come in. 233 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:23,453 - We all need our wedding cakes. - We're just adding the final touches. 234 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,205 Uh, so, blondie. Tell me. 235 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,705 How'd you and your ... true love first meet? 236 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,299 Well, I don't have much time, but my father married a complete psycho. 237 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,923 She had him killed and then turned me into the maid. 238 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:40,344 - Ooh! I did floors. - What? Conveniently, I had a fairy godmother, 239 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:43,306 even though she had never shown her face once in the years and years 240 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:47,939 I lived in the fireplace of my own home. What did she do? Make a call to child services? 241 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:52,231 She did show up the night of the big ball at the castle and she gave me some really nice clothes, 242 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:56,652 a fancy ride, and some gorgeous though incredibly uncomfortable shoes. 243 00:17:56,784 --> 00:18:00,698 - Oh, I like shoes. - Now I have to worry about the arbitrary midnight deadline, 244 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:05,324 of my fairy godmother's magic. Thank goodness my future husband managed to find me, 245 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:09,790 because I am apparantly the only girl in my entire kingdom with a size 6 1/2 foot. 246 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:13,415 Wow, that is one seriously messed up story. 247 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:17,377 So, you with skin as white as snow - you're up. 248 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,889 - How'd you meet your prince? - You're a stranger, so don't touch me. 249 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,850 My evil stepmother tried to kill me. 250 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:28,851 - Evil stepmothers are the worst. - And then, seven tiny little bearded men, 251 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,730 who worked underground, left me in a glass coffin in the middle of the woods. 252 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,729 - Okay, that's kind of weird. - Anyways, 253 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,903 that's when my sweet, charming prince found me. 254 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,820 And kissed me, and brought me back to life. 255 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,788 I'm sorry, his kiss brought you back to life? 256 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,123 Yes, good old mouth-to-mouth. 257 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,368 You know, you're all kind of freaking me out. 258 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:55,424 And yet, with morbid curiosity, I can only wonder what your lips will spout. 259 00:18:55,593 --> 00:19:00,338 On my 16th birthday, I pricked my finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. 260 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:04,637 Even though I was like totally warned, that if I ever touched a spindle I'd fall asleep forever. 261 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:08,303 Oh my. That's a very specific curse. 262 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:13,229 Right? Anyway, the fairies, who raised me in a hut in the forest, 263 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,978 totally put my entire kingdom to sleep. 264 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:19,276 - Why exactly? - I don't know. Anyway, 265 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:22,116 we all slept for 100 years. 266 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:26,822 That's when my very own amazing prince found me passed out on the floor. 267 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,494 And he did what anyone else would do. 268 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,127 - He called for a doctor. - He pretended he didn't see you 269 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,705 and walked away, so he didn't have to deal? 270 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:39,676 No, he kissed me. And five seconds later we were engaged. 271 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,631 And soon I'll be crowned. 272 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,966 Must be three lucky men. Who's got a picture? 273 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:50,394 My trophy boy ... 274 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,725 Are you guys hoping to marry the same prince? 275 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:04,734 Well, ladies, what can I say, besides thanks for sharing, 276 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,407 best of luck, and you know what, maybe try therapy. 277 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,210 Huh. Weird. How'd that get there? 278 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:27,933 "Medieval Crimes in Medieval Times! Sleeping Beauty robbed! 279 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,098 King Beauty to prosecute. Cinderella robbed! 280 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,518 Fairy godmother flummoxed. Snow White robbed! 281 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:38,026 Cranky, founding dwarf of the Hi-Ho Mining Company, to press charges. 282 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:43,024 Scandal! All three ripped off royals engaged to the same prince. How? Why? 283 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,242 Hear ye, hear ye! Charming to run the legendary gauntlet. 284 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,782 Forcast for survival? Cloudy. 285 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:53,120 Merlin's Mattress Warehouse is having a sale! Prices? Insane!" 286 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:03,176 -Yup, that's her, the baker burglar. - I'm going to lie down. 287 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:07,089 Being robbed by strangers? It's safer in the woods. 288 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:12,845 So we've trapped you, the thief who's stolen the treasure from my guards. 289 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,722 My apologies. But, you make it easy. 290 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,064 - The prince is mine! - She's stealing my prince! 291 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:21,107 -Yes, dears, I'm working on it. - And I thought I had problems. 292 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:25,527 - The Charming Curse. - Well, it's one tough enchantment, isn't it? 293 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,942 Dark magic from Neverwish. 294 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,410 It's hard to break that spell, but I'll do my best. 295 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:43,917 Oh don't worry, it'll turn back next time the clock strikes 12. 296 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:47,296 Ticking clock magic's hardly magic at all, is what it is. 297 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,298 The prince is running the gauntlet. Oh! - I know. 298 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,926 - Poor dear. - I've seen some guys twice his size 299 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:56,475 never survive that one. At least you have a picture to remember him. 300 00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,814 Well, if he's killed, nobody marries, do they. 301 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:02,902 Wait a minute, could there be a way that we could come to a little arrangement? 302 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:06,364 Instead of gaol? I guess I could be convinced. 303 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:11,531 Thief, you will protect this prince. 304 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:14,406 Me? Fine. You turn me loose 305 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:18,251 I get your prince to the gauntlet alive. But I don't come cheap. 306 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,253 It'll cost a fortune in gold. 307 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,252 Perhaps three golden fortunes would suffice? 308 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,004 Now we have a deal. Three horse carts full, 309 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,548 no promissory notes, payments in cash only. 310 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:32,967 - So, I just get him to Fire Mountain? - That's where we'll make him pick a bride. 311 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:39,268 I'll get him to Fire Mountain in three days. 312 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:47,113 You take the main road ahead of us, while I guide the prince through a safer route. 313 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,940 Think of it as gaunt lite. 314 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:53,077 And, I'm on wanted posters all over town, so I'll be in disguise. 315 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,120 Three days. 316 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:57,831 Agreed. Where did she go? 317 00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:01,544 Hey! She stole my mustache! 318 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,603 Heard you were running the gauntlet. 319 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,231 You'll need a trusted guide to make it through. 320 00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:32,985 Lucky for you, I know my way around every part of the gauntlet. 321 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,487 You know, like a gauntlet guide. 322 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:39,491 Well, I was thinking of hiring one of these ruffians to guide me through it. 323 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:43,370 This one was a little too... aggressive. A real pain in the (ahem). 324 00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:46,957 She certainly was immune to all of my charms. 325 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:50,711 Tell me, could you imagine travelling with someone like this? 326 00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:54,256 Nope. Never, ever, ever, ever. 327 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:59,723 You're lucky. Life on the open road can make you a little bit crazy. 328 00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:02,434 - You said you were a guide? - More like the guide, 329 00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:06,935 already headed that way. - Prince Philippe Charming. 330 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,106 And I am Len ... 331 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:15,569 I'm Lenny. Yep. Lenny is my name. 332 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:19,659 We leave at once! 333 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:44,104 So, Lenny, what's for supper? 334 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,774 - Excuse me? - Supper. The meal 335 00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:50,278 comes after lunch, before bed. What're we having? 336 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:51,945 Why don't you tell me? 337 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,236 Oh. Oh ... oh, awkward. 338 00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:58,737 Uh, I ... I assumed you picked up on it already. 339 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:02,498 I am ... a prince. 340 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,326 You know. So... umm... 341 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:09,376 Oh, you're right, this is awkward, because I assumed that 342 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,296 you picked up on it already. I don't care. 343 00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:15,511 Then you suggest I ... what? Fend for myself? 344 00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:18,506 - Only if you're hungry your majesty. - You're mocking me. 345 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:22,727 - Well, you could man up a little. - Ah, of course. You are jealous. 346 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,397 - Of you? - I am a prince 347 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,267 on a noble quest. You are a thief, 348 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:33,605 incapable of loving anything but... your trinkets. 349 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:45,204 So how does one end up engaged to three princesses? 350 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:46,992 It is a little bit troubling. 351 00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:54,255 When you're born a prince, you marry a princess. I have to find one 352 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,048 who truly loves me, to break this curse. 353 00:25:57,181 --> 00:26:00,344 So I just keep proposing to them one after another. 354 00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:03,263 You see, you don't steal their heart, you earn it. 355 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:06,478 So, enlighten me, senor suave. 356 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,772 When you save them, why do you have to marry them? 357 00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:11,901 Are not you listening? Wait for it. 358 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,776 - Prince! - So then, no true love? 359 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:19,026 That will come when I discover who I am to be with. 360 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:22,578 - So, who's in the lead? - Could be the girl with the glass shoes. 361 00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:26,203 Cinderella. The night we met, she felt the clock ticking. 362 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,750 But now, she takes her time. 363 00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:30,502 How long is this going to take? 364 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:33,707 - Uh, a while? - Tick, tock, buddy. 365 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,708 It's always midnight somewhere. 366 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:39,383 OK. I'm no Da Vinci or anything ... 367 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:41,672 Did you know he just invented a new kind of ... 368 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:45,343 Is he inventing a faster way to paint a portrait, huh? Quick drying paint? 369 00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:47,061 I've got a fitting in an hour. 370 00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:52,355 - So you're willing to risk your life for her? - I must. True love for my people 371 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:56,362 is in jeopardy. The gauntlet consists of three impossible tasks. 372 00:26:57,908 --> 00:27:00,525 One: cross an impassable pass. 373 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:05,030 Two: survive an Unsurvivable Attack. 374 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:08,912 The punching and the kicking... And three, 375 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:11,620 Conquer an Unconquerable Beast. 376 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:15,544 - Now that's a shadow puppet. - Sounds exhausting. 377 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:18,092 That's what I said. Still, 378 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,254 can't be worse than collecting and hording treasure. 379 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,803 - Hey, perhaps that's my true love. - Not possible. 380 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:28,553 Treasure can never love you back. It can never complete you. 381 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:32,106 Why not? I'm tenning it does meet all of your requirements. 382 00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:35,564 Not all. For there is a fourth and final requirement. 383 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:39,488 Both lovers must take a blind leap of faith for each other. 384 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,576 And since gold coins and rare baubles can never do that, 385 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:49,123 at the end of the day, if it's just you and your treasure, 386 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:50,741 you are alone. 387 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,878 20 years I have waited. 388 00:27:55,007 --> 00:28:00,127 And now it's but two more sunsets and the curse is sealed. 389 00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:02,215 Then and only then 390 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:07,092 will you see the true devastation of my curse. 391 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:14,770 So Lenny, what about you? 392 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,268 Is there a special someone in your life? 393 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:21,651 No. You and I are cut from different cloths. 394 00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:23,699 - You could never understand. - Try me. 395 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:28,738 Well I grew up on the open sea and it taught me one consistent lesson: 396 00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:30,706 - Trust no-one. - No-one? 397 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:33,701 No-one! Keeps you alive and keeps you fed, 398 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,498 but it doesn't earn you a lot of friends. 399 00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:39,548 Friends, I've heard of those. 400 00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,417 But my father never appointed any to me. 401 00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:44,970 You ..eh ... talk in your sleep, you know that? 402 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:49,350 - I do? What do I say? - You know, I don't know, but I'm pretty sure 403 00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:52,391 you were being chased by an angry gang. It's true. 404 00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:54,930 A mob chases me through my dreams at night. 405 00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:57,857 I think the dreams started when my mother died. 406 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:00,478 I know they will end when I find my true love. 407 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:03,815 On other nights, I just dream about pancakes. 408 00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,499 Oh, how mysterious. 409 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,376 Oh... 410 00:29:26,223 --> 00:29:27,884 Charly! What is it, girl? 411 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,766 This isn't right. 412 00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:36,309 What is going on here? 413 00:29:44,408 --> 00:29:46,490 What was that? 414 00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:48,654 - Lenny! - Hang on! 415 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,617 Whoa, this isn't gaunt-lite at all. 416 00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:59,500 That almost killed me! I mean, did you see that? 417 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:02,293 I know, the whole valley's alive! 418 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:05,092 Okay, have you ever used a bow before? 419 00:30:05,262 --> 00:30:07,879 - Oh, of course. - Great. There! 420 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:15,770 I thought you said you know how to use a bow! 421 00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:20,149 No. I said, I had used one. Which I have - 422 00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:21,525 once. 423 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:25,567 - Take the reins! - Um, yeah. 424 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:28,403 I don't really do the driving, so... 425 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:29,817 Okay, I'll drive. 426 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,764 Woah, nice shot! 427 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,935 - What are you doing? - I ... I don't know. 428 00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:59,772 I've never driven one of these things before. 429 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:10,862 And this is where Charming died. The end. 430 00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:14,194 Or, maybe not. 431 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:27,793 Um, amazing! Do you know what that was? 432 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,218 I mean, do you know what that was? 433 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:35,008 Yes, that was a treasure chest dropping into a forest fill of killer vines 434 00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:38,602 It was an Impassable Pass. Oh, what a thrill! 435 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:41,514 Aha, take that! 436 00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:44,934 Even more thrilling than if your men did it for you? 437 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:47,812 I understand what you're implying and you're right. 438 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:51,024 I have always been carried acros lifes Impassable Passes 439 00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:52,991 on the shoulders of others. 440 00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:59,366 But today, we faced it together, like brothers-in-arms. And it was awesome! 441 00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:03,620 Look at me running that Gauntlet, pursuing my one true love. 442 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,918 It's destiny. I feel so alive! 443 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:11,043 - And you, you are amazing! - What do you want, a kiss? 444 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:13,800 - What'd you say? - Kidding! I'm so male 445 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:17,675 it's like ridiculous, bro. Like, what a dude I am. 446 00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:19,722 - Right. Yeah. - Bro. 447 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:20,931 Bro. 448 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:26,059 You need to teach me how to use this thing! And the bow, and the cart! 449 00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:31,113 Well, maybe not the cart, but everything else! 450 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:35,951 - Why do you even carry a sword? - Because it looks fantastic? 451 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:39,705 - Take that, scoundrel! - "Scoundrel"? 452 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:44,293 Really? Okay... Okay, I can't take this anymore. 453 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:48,878 Look, you'll never vanquish an enemy like that, not even an imaginary one. 454 00:32:49,009 --> 00:32:52,627 Here, let me show you. Your sword is not an accessory. 455 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:56,672 So like that smile of yours, be more careful where you point it. 456 00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:58,970 - Like this. - Hey ... 457 00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:06,270 - How does that feel? - Nice. Very nice! 458 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,567 Attack! 459 00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:21,914 Oh, look. Prince Charming's actually attempting to find his way through The Gauntlet, 460 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,957 and break his curse. 461 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,872 How adorable. 462 00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:30,171 But what's this? 463 00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:33,754 A female travelling companion? 464 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:37,762 And she's somehow immune to his charm? 465 00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:43,682 Oh no, this will not be tolerated! 466 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,820 Weird. I could have sworn... 467 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,030 Oh well. I guess we'll go this way. 468 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:05,200 So, how well do you even know these princesses, like, eh, little miss sleepyhead? 469 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:08,870 Ah, the girl who slept who is at last, awake 470 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,334 What I love about Sleeping Beauty is her energy. 471 00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:14,000 After a 100 year nap, she's rejuvenated, 472 00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:17,131 vivacious, ready for life. 473 00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:20,631 Oh boy. 474 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,307 Hello, dear? 475 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:27,855 - Did it happen again? - Just hold that pose. 476 00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:30,520 What about posing on a chaise longue? 477 00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:34,186 - Or maybe a bed? - I don't think that's a good idea. 478 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:38,907 Or maybe I'm holding a sheep? Two sheep, three sheep ... 479 00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:41,739 Oh, again? 480 00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:47,120 'Cause, I could be wrong. You know what might help us? 481 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:49,994 This gadget my inventors showed me, called a compass. 482 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:52,625 Wherever you go, the needle points to north. 483 00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:55,875 At sea, all we really needed were the stars, 484 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:58,924 to get us wherever we were going. - Life at sea - 485 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:01,638 sounds like a thrilling adventure. 486 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:05,384 Well it's not. A lot of it is hard work, and you're always watching your back. 487 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:09,601 - Not all of us are as charmed as you. - Well, I can't help it if I'm too charming. 488 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:11,815 - What? Please. - Look. 489 00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:15,235 The adoration of these princesses won't last forever. 490 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:17,438 - I'll break the curse. - How? 491 00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:20,114 The missing piece of the puzzle is out there. 492 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:22,860 - That's barely even a plan. - Why are you such a pessimist? 493 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:26,367 Well, why are you such an optimist? We're totally lost. 494 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:29,704 Yes, but with every new step there is hope. 495 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,669 But not that step. 496 00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:39,178 Uh-oh, 497 00:35:39,179 --> 00:35:40,340 What's is it? 498 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,806 - It's the Matilla-Ha. - The Matilla-what? 499 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:52,773 A forest tribe of savage giants! No-one has ever survived an encounter with them. 500 00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:56,356 Hold on. If no-one has ever survived an encounter with them, 501 00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:59,438 -How does anyone know they exist? - Because ... well, 502 00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:02,399 You know, I've never actually thought about that. 503 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,379 Okay, we're dead. 504 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:20,922 Lenny, my friend. Do not fret. 505 00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:22,635 I got this. 506 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:30,724 Well, hello there, you delicate little flowers. 507 00:36:32,899 --> 00:36:36,642 - Oh how sweet! I like! - Smile nice! Wow! 508 00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:39,145 Sometimes it's a curse 509 00:36:41,491 --> 00:36:45,325 and a blessing. So, what times the party? 510 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,069 And what can we bring? 511 00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:50,663 Let's get this party started! 512 00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:56,879 If you love to eat people, let me hear you scream! 513 00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:02,292 Alright, this one's for the ladies. 514 00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:09,346 Let me hear those stomachs roar! 515 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:11,685 They're very light on their feet. 516 00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:15,397 Hey, that's... quite a hairpin. 517 00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:18,893 The indestructible dagger of the Matilla-Ha. 518 00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:22,230 Forged in the Fire Mountain centuries ago. 519 00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:24,485 For the husband of the chief. 520 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:31,280 Let the anointing begin! 521 00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:32,580 Anointing? 522 00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:37,582 - Of course - Under normal circumstances 523 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:42,842 you'd be rubbed from head to toe with the sacred oil of our ancestors. 524 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:47,509 But since we can not decide who should be allowed to anoint you, 525 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:49,677 we'll all take a turn! 526 00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,308 That's a lot of anointing. 527 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:58,433 - Uh, what happened to my friend? - The ugly one with the bad mustache? 528 00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:03,859 He will not be anointed. However, as a special wedding gift to you 529 00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:08,234 he will also not be eaten - until breakfast. 530 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:12,863 That's very generous. Where is he? 531 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:16,117 - With the half-Oracle. - The half-Oracle? 532 00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:18,289 She is only blind in one eye 533 00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:21,129 and therefore, only right half the time. 534 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:25,171 You are here on a mission of love. 535 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:30,218 Love? Well... yes, technically. Charming's, not mine. 536 00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:33,384 You seek one who has departed this world. 537 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,012 - What? No. - You have sentenced your heart to eternity 538 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:39,356 in your soul's dungeon, and tossed the key. 539 00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:43,602 - You enjoy knitting. - No, I don't. 540 00:38:43,905 --> 00:38:47,318 Ah! You are on the verge of a betrayal, so monumental 541 00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:49,945 that love itself hangs in the balance. 542 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:52,406 Betrayal is such a harsh word, don't you think? 543 00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:55,372 When you return home, you will join a convent. 544 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:58,743 - Um, no. - The long dormant embers of your own hope 545 00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,666 threaten to ignite within you, for you have allowed yourself 546 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:05,333 to be touched by another. And therefore you must now question 547 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:08,168 all previous assumptions of self. 548 00:39:08,304 --> 00:39:12,923 Okay, maybe. Maybe, on some level that I can't access 549 00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:16,518 I'm hoping that I can.. maybe.. learn to love someone? 550 00:39:16,646 --> 00:39:18,557 By sharing true love's kiss. 551 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:22,641 "Trust no-one, therefore I can never experience true love's kiss. " 552 00:39:22,819 --> 00:39:25,436 - I don't sound like that. - But you are right. 553 00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:27,358 True love can not save you. 554 00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:30,615 Unless.. you let it in. 555 00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:35,366 - Isn't true love overrated? - Yes . Yes. 556 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:37,038 I see it now. 557 00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:45,497 You turned him down 558 00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:52,262 And baby you found A little piece of you 559 00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:59,478 And it's a piece left intact 560 00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:07,229 A part that won't die But it's overdue 561 00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:16,203 So you could just fail You could lower your tail 562 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:19,122 Just lay down to die 563 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:29,258 But a sliver of hope And a dream to a love 564 00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:32,047 So sees my good eye 565 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:38,759 And I I see your infinite 566 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:43,147 And I see your definite 567 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:49,862 You push that shape-shifting smile And as you deep in spose 568 00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:53,527 Like your castle walls 569 00:40:53,660 --> 00:41:01,660 Comes crashing down It comes crashing down 570 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:08,547 But I hear you You don't want love anymore 571 00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:13,260 But you're drowning 572 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:18,515 And I feel you 573 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:21,635 You shut love out evermore 574 00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:27,479 It surrounds you 575 00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:34,698 So you could just fail You could lower your tail 576 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:38,193 Don't just lay down to die. 577 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,697 Wait! I have one more question. 578 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:46,126 Is it possible that ... well, that ... 579 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:49,542 Charming could maybe.. possibly.. be my true love? 580 00:41:50,258 --> 00:41:51,840 -.Yes. - You're certain? 581 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:55,214 - No. - Half-Oracle... 582 00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,054 Hot potato! 583 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:02,847 Ladies, please, please. That tickles. 584 00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:05,020 Amiga beso! 585 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,991 Please let me go. Please let me go. I never meant to hurt you all. 586 00:42:27,837 --> 00:42:30,295 I can break the curse, if I could just ... 587 00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:36,843 What? Where am I? What happened? 588 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:39,967 Illy, where's Lenny? 589 00:42:41,601 --> 00:42:43,842 Then a rescue plan is up to us. 590 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,349 The dagger. Good idea! 591 00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:10,869 The road has a code. No friend will be.. 592 00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:14,130 ..left behind. 593 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:28,561 Illy! 594 00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:32,607 - You look awfully shiny. - Oh, thanks. 595 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:35,067 150 anointings will do that to a man. 596 00:43:35,196 --> 00:43:37,654 Come on, we gotta get out of here. The chief and I are getting married 597 00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:41,070 - and, well, we're eating you for breakfast. - Well, that does explain 598 00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:42,613 why I've been marinating all night 599 00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:47,747 - Tangy. It's quite nice actually. - Right? 600 00:43:50,086 --> 00:43:51,167 Teriyaki? 601 00:43:54,368 --> 00:43:55,368 Uh! Oh! 602 00:43:56,342 --> 00:43:57,503 - Hey! - Oh, 603 00:43:57,635 --> 00:44:00,218 You know, you have the loveliest... eye. 604 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:01,673 See ya! 605 00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:07,684 Quick, they're escaping! And they're either going to get away, or they're not. 606 00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:11,474 Hiya! 607 00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:13,352 No no! 608 00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:19,104 No no! Not my true love! Stop him! 609 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:22,653 - He has the indestructible dagger. - And our breakfast. 610 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:26,946 On the bright side, surviving an unsurvivable attack is on our to-do list. 611 00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:29,911 Hey, The Gauntlet! You do believe. 612 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,720 - Lenny - dude, very heavy. - That's the horse. 613 00:44:43,973 --> 00:44:46,260 - Found a torch. - That's my ankle. 614 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:48,884 Okay, we gotta get some light in here. 615 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,143 Oh not what I meant! 616 00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:57,142 Nobone can have him but me! You are mine. Mine! All mine! 617 00:44:57,278 --> 00:45:01,112 - There's no other way out. - You and me forever! 618 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:05,029 And ever! And ever! And ever! 619 00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:07,448 - It doesn't end like this. - Why? 620 00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:10,284 Because your father handed down some insane theory 621 00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:13,204 about what it takes to find love in this cruel world? 622 00:45:13,336 --> 00:45:16,545 No, because I cannot die here. Not today. 623 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:19,126 I wasted my time talking, not doing. 624 00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:22,592 Yeeah, well, I wanted to see the pyramids. 625 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,302 I guess I'm not going to. 626 00:45:25,264 --> 00:45:28,052 I've done nothing for anyone in this world but myself. 627 00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:32,723 I want to put an end to my curse, I want a happily ever after - 628 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:34,683 for everyone. 629 00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:38,187 Yeah. I want that, too. 630 00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:43,773 There's something I need to tell you. The thing is, well... 631 00:45:44,492 --> 00:45:45,857 I'm not really ... 632 00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:49,823 There! 633 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,298 - Thank you. - For what? 634 00:46:03,886 --> 00:46:06,753 - Coming back for me. - Well, we're almost there. 635 00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:08,596 I still haven't chosen a bride. 636 00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:13,886 Right, the princesses. What about Snowy whats-her-name? 637 00:46:14,355 --> 00:46:15,971 Oh, Snow White. Had a bad childhood. 638 00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:18,895 Yeah. An evil queen tricked her into eating a poisoned apple. 639 00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:21,609 But you know, she never stopped trusting people. 640 00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:24,316 Can you turn around? 641 00:46:24,448 --> 00:46:28,533 Yeah, I don't want to turn my back to the window. And I really shouldn't talk to strangers. 642 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:31,987 - I'm the painter. - Or you could be a witch. 643 00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:35,582 - No. No, I'm ... I'm the painter. - Did you hear that? 644 00:46:36,085 --> 00:46:37,085 Shh! 645 00:46:37,086 --> 00:46:39,828 - Little feet. - Uh, let's try some props. 646 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:42,038 - WIll you accept this apple? - No apples! 647 00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:43,297 No, wait! 648 00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:46,126 - Oh, yes, she's a keeper. - Yeah... 649 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,636 Well, let's keep moving, 650 00:46:49,849 --> 00:46:50,930 Buddy. 651 00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:55,476 So, you bested the man-eaters. 652 00:46:55,604 --> 00:46:59,347 An impressive and unexpected turn of events. 653 00:47:01,736 --> 00:47:04,524 But I wager you'll not fare so well 654 00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:08,990 when faced with your own worst temptations. 655 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:16,868 Mine. 656 00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:20,953 Ooh, and I'll take this one... and I'll take this one too. 657 00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:23,086 Ooh, and I'll take this one. 658 00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:26,875 And I'll take this one. Ooh, and I'll take this one too. 659 00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:29,010 Wow! 660 00:47:39,666 --> 00:47:40,466 Ooh! 661 00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:45,401 - That is definitely mine. - Are you sure this is a good idea? 662 00:47:45,613 --> 00:47:48,947 We can not allow false temptations to distract us now. 663 00:47:49,909 --> 00:47:52,617 It's just a colorful rock, Lenny. Let's go. 664 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:58,957 I take it back, that's not a rock. Not a rock, not a rock! 665 00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:00,166 Mine! 666 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:16,807 Look out! 667 00:48:20,523 --> 00:48:24,107 Now that's what I call an Unconquerable Beast. 668 00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,979 Let's do this. Attack! 669 00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:32,656 Ow. 670 00:48:41,168 --> 00:48:42,374 Are you okay? 671 00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:46,375 Are you kidding? This's exactly what I needed. 672 00:48:46,507 --> 00:48:49,875 Listen. No matter what happens, You can not help me. 673 00:48:49,969 --> 00:48:53,007 Wait! You're not gonna try and fight that thing alone? 674 00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:55,881 To complete The Gauntlet, I must. 675 00:48:55,975 --> 00:48:58,637 No. No, I'm sorry, I can't just stand here and watch 676 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,431 you get pummelled to death. - Lenny, your oath. 677 00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:04,981 You have my word. 678 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,694 Striking deliberately, with respect. 679 00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:15,942 And do not use the word "scoundrel". 680 00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:20,580 Well, that played out differently in my mind. 681 00:49:22,585 --> 00:49:23,620 Hola. 682 00:49:30,009 --> 00:49:33,422 So, not a female Unconquerable Beast then. 683 00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:41,009 Hey you! Down here! Fight me! 684 00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:44,683 Oh, come on! I'm trying to run The Gauntlet here. 685 00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:52,197 Ha ha! 686 00:49:52,198 --> 00:49:54,986 I got you now.. You are mine,Beast! 687 00:49:56,452 --> 00:49:57,567 Embarrassing. 688 00:50:20,434 --> 00:50:22,175 The gem, he wants it back. 689 00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:26,433 Incoming! 690 00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:38,032 I think you are looking for this. 691 00:50:56,303 --> 00:50:59,386 I did it! I did it! 692 00:51:00,099 --> 00:51:02,306 I didn't do it! 693 00:51:10,109 --> 00:51:11,270 Look at him. 694 00:51:12,278 --> 00:51:15,646 Yeah, he's totally gonna die. And for love. 695 00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:18,986 Lenny! Lenny! 696 00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:21,905 I mean, he really believes it. 697 00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:24,571 Could the answer I gave up finding so long ago 698 00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:27,495 truly be as simple as a 'blind leap'? 699 00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:29,082 Lenny! 700 00:51:29,169 --> 00:51:33,538 - And a little faith that I'll be caught? - I know I said "no matter what", 701 00:51:33,674 --> 00:51:35,665 but help! 702 00:51:35,801 --> 00:51:38,759 Maybe there's more to him than just a prince, 703 00:51:38,887 --> 00:51:43,097 - looking for a princess. - For the love of anything you love, 704 00:51:43,225 --> 00:51:44,636 help me! 705 00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:49,516 Charming! 706 00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:26,762 Yes! Haha! 707 00:52:27,936 --> 00:52:30,223 Oh. Well, you complete me too. 708 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,273 Ow. Okay. Oh, bumping. Yeah. 709 00:52:35,611 --> 00:52:39,070 He did it! He conquered the Unconquerable Beast, 710 00:52:39,198 --> 00:52:43,317 with a missing piece! Is... is he my missing piece? 711 00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:47,946 No, that's stupid. But... what if? 712 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:50,619 I need to know for sure. 713 00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:54,119 If I deliver him to those princesses at Fire Mountain tomorrow, 714 00:52:54,213 --> 00:52:56,750 I'll never know if he could fall for a girl like me. 715 00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:01,376 She's a bigger threat than I imagined. 716 00:53:03,597 --> 00:53:07,090 But a heart locked away for so long can be fragile. 717 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:09,721 It doesn't take much to break it. 718 00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:13,179 I got you a souvenir. 719 00:53:13,607 --> 00:53:17,475 He just squeezes these out. Did you see? 720 00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:20,987 Hey, where's Lenny? 721 00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:24,072 What's this? 722 00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:27,535 "Meet me at the Dainty Dish at eight." 723 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:37,500 A curse that's shared Is halved 724 00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:42,667 Thought I'd break my back 725 00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:48,222 But a curse that's shared Is halved. 726 00:53:48,475 --> 00:53:52,935 Now I know that's a fact 727 00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:59,309 But every time I've been pinned down there 728 00:53:59,445 --> 00:54:03,985 You say something so profound 729 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:09,695 That I feel my eyes start to water 730 00:54:09,830 --> 00:54:14,825 I'm watching closely hoping To learn something 731 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:19,796 But nothing breaks your spirit You're a creature built for giving 732 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:25,589 You're a teacher and you're teaching me The way to feel these feelings, oh 733 00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:32,931 Nothing seems to scare you You're so magical 734 00:54:33,061 --> 00:54:36,099 So magical Could be my love 735 00:54:36,231 --> 00:54:41,146 You're the solution Right here to my old astute 736 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:46,364 You're here undiluted And oceans and skies are blue. 737 00:54:46,492 --> 00:54:50,110 You're here there and everywhere 738 00:54:50,746 --> 00:54:58,746 Oh you're everyone who ever cared 739 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:07,135 But nothing breaks a spirit You're a creature built for giving 740 00:55:07,262 --> 00:55:13,008 You're a teacher and you're teaching me A way to feel these feelings, oh 741 00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:20,357 Nothing seems to scare you You're so magical. 742 00:55:20,526 --> 00:55:23,393 So magical Could be my love 743 00:55:23,529 --> 00:55:31,072 Nothing seems to scare you You're so magical. 744 00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:37,282 So magical Could be my love 745 00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:44,880 Pardon me, the Dainty Dish? 746 00:55:55,394 --> 00:56:00,264 Welcome to the Dainty Dish, home of the world famous llama kebabs. 747 00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:09,439 If you wish to enter, you must answer my questions three. 748 00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:12,529 - Okay. - How many people in your party? 749 00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:16,404 - Uh, two. - Do you have a reservation? 750 00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:18,830 - I think so. - And how will you be paying? 751 00:56:20,127 --> 00:56:21,413 Hmm. Don't princes eat free?? 752 00:56:23,463 --> 00:56:24,624 I'll pay cash. 753 00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:32,504 There you are. Welcome to the Dainty Dish! 754 00:56:33,015 --> 00:56:35,552 You're the first in your party to arrive. 755 00:56:35,809 --> 00:56:39,643 - May I show you to your table? - Uh, please. 756 00:56:46,153 --> 00:56:48,394 Ah, curse this curse! Just blend in. 757 00:56:49,031 --> 00:56:50,396 Hey, watch it! 758 00:56:51,450 --> 00:56:53,987 Be cool. Avoid eye contact. 759 00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:57,278 Choose one of the princesses quickly. 760 00:56:57,414 --> 00:56:59,576 Wonderful, wonderful, enchante. 761 00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:01,494 Ah, here we go, monsieur. 762 00:57:01,627 --> 00:57:04,961 And our special tonight is paella. 763 00:57:06,715 --> 00:57:08,672 Hm, paella. 764 00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:11,626 Hm, my knees felt like paella once. 765 00:57:12,471 --> 00:57:14,929 Wonder whatever happened to that bandit woman? 766 00:57:15,349 --> 00:57:17,260 Hm, best to go with the kebabs. 767 00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:24,147 Ladies, Prince Charming could use some company. 768 00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:27,229 Well, here goes. 769 00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:35,028 And that is my tale. Now that I've conquered the unconquerable, 770 00:57:35,243 --> 00:57:39,077 this prince must choose his princess. 771 00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:42,990 Now which one of the three? I get married tomorrow. 772 00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:46,873 I'm such an idiot. 773 00:57:47,631 --> 00:57:50,714 What was I thinking? He'll always want a princess, 774 00:57:50,884 --> 00:57:52,340 not some commoner. 775 00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:57,930 No. This is how it goes from here, Illy. 776 00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:01,183 We deliver him to the mountain, we collect our payment, 777 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:03,427 we move on to the next job. 778 00:58:03,730 --> 00:58:07,268 Trust nothing! Especially your heart. 779 00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:12,236 Hurts, doesn't it? 780 00:58:15,409 --> 00:58:19,528 I never wanted it to turn out this way 781 00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:26,075 Now forever feels like yesterday 782 00:58:28,714 --> 00:58:33,003 Look out now, don't take one more step 783 00:58:33,135 --> 00:58:35,843 We'll survive 784 00:58:36,054 --> 00:58:39,513 Everything's ruins, pain never stops. 785 00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:42,141 Oh, the Fire Mountain! We're here. 786 00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:46,058 Hey, what happened to you last night? You never showed up. 787 00:58:46,189 --> 00:58:49,477 - I've changed my mind. - Are you okay? 788 00:58:49,568 --> 00:58:51,809 - I'm fine. - Oh, good. 789 00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:56,739 I wish you had come. That restaurant you picked, was, well, 790 00:58:57,075 --> 00:59:00,409 It was challenging for me. I was telling stories of our journey 791 00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:04,030 and then I remembered the words of this girl I met, before I even started The Gauntlet. 792 00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:05,622 Really? And what could that be? 793 00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:08,875 To let go. Let go of my old ways, 794 00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:11,333 my doubts, of my immaturity. 795 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,456 Today I must put that aside 796 00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:17,384 and trust my feelings. Like a compass pointing north. 797 00:59:18,847 --> 00:59:21,179 Careful you don't let go of something valuable. 798 00:59:21,725 --> 00:59:23,966 - Oh, is this 'cause I finished all the pancakes. - No. 799 00:59:24,102 --> 00:59:26,184 - And the coffee? - No. - And the trailmix? - No! 800 00:59:26,313 --> 00:59:30,602 Thank goodness. Because in just three days 801 00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:33,814 you have become the only true friend, 802 00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:35,561 I have ever had. 803 00:59:36,615 --> 00:59:40,654 Friend? True love? Choosing who to marry? 804 00:59:40,786 --> 00:59:44,404 You know you throw these terms around, like you have any idea what they mean. 805 00:59:44,623 --> 00:59:47,490 Well I hate to break it to you friend, you don't. 806 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:50,793 And you? You who refuse to trust anyone - 807 00:59:51,505 --> 00:59:53,371 - you understand? - No, I don't! 808 00:59:53,507 --> 00:59:56,716 But I never claimed to. If you have to pick a princess today 809 00:59:56,843 --> 01:00:00,256 so be it! But I have news for you, Prince Charming. 810 01:00:00,388 --> 01:00:03,801 If you really love someone, you would only have eyes for her. 811 01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:07,097 If you really love someone, you would dissolve all other engagements 812 01:00:07,229 --> 01:00:10,597 before ever seeking her hand. And if you really love someone, 813 01:00:10,690 --> 01:00:14,604 you would know how cruel it is, to allow her or anyone else 814 01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:16,401 to believe that she might love you. 815 01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:20,193 I have to make a choice, Lenny, My time's run out. 816 01:00:20,408 --> 01:00:24,527 Do not let yours run out. Do not wait too long to see the pyramids. 817 01:00:39,886 --> 01:00:44,801 Well, well, it's about time. At least he made it in one piece. 818 01:00:44,933 --> 01:00:48,346 - Uh, Lenny, what is he talking about? - Your fortunes. 819 01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,638 I trust these satisfy the terms of our deal. 820 01:00:51,731 --> 01:00:54,189 Wait, what deal was that? 821 01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:57,855 To get you here, all the way, unharmed, through The Gauntlet. 822 01:00:58,196 --> 01:01:00,608 No-one thought you'd make it. Not even me. 823 01:01:01,366 --> 01:01:05,655 I thought you were my friend. Tell me one true thing about you. 824 01:01:05,954 --> 01:01:07,069 Fine. 825 01:01:13,461 --> 01:01:16,874 It was her all along. This is... weird. 826 01:01:17,465 --> 01:01:18,921 Love is blind! 827 01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:23,294 Get ahold of yourself. Guards! 828 01:01:24,389 --> 01:01:25,720 That was my face. 829 01:01:26,391 --> 01:01:28,883 And this feeling, it's so weird. Don't you get it? 830 01:01:29,019 --> 01:01:32,603 We passed through an Unpassable Pass together. Ow! 831 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:35,522 We survived the Unsurvivable Attack together. 832 01:01:35,650 --> 01:01:38,563 It doesn't bend that way. And then, I single handedly 833 01:01:38,695 --> 01:01:41,153 saved her from an Unconquerable Beast. 834 01:01:41,281 --> 01:01:44,273 And then, you took the leap of blind faith for each other. 835 01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:47,864 - No. - That's not true. 836 01:01:47,996 --> 01:01:49,987 I leaped for you, Philippe. 837 01:01:50,332 --> 01:01:55,668 I actually let myself believe in you and all your true love nonsense. 838 01:01:55,754 --> 01:01:58,621 That's why I invited you to the Dainty Dish. 839 01:01:58,965 --> 01:02:02,583 - To tell you... - To tell me... what? 840 01:02:04,304 --> 01:02:06,261 That... I... 841 01:02:12,812 --> 01:02:16,396 You know what? Why don't you just ask one of your fiances. 842 01:02:16,524 --> 01:02:20,267 - No! - My only true love is this treasure. 843 01:02:20,695 --> 01:02:24,563 Lenore! I can't lose you. 844 01:02:25,617 --> 01:02:29,030 Now for the matter at hand. Ladies? 845 01:02:29,788 --> 01:02:33,952 Ladies, eyes front. Hello! 846 01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:38,203 Prince Charming, it is time to choose your one true love 847 01:02:38,338 --> 01:02:41,672 and liberate all others from your spell. 848 01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:47,720 Do you choose Sleeping Beauty, Snow White or Cinderella? 849 01:02:51,810 --> 01:02:53,517 I choose... 850 01:02:55,647 --> 01:02:57,888 none of you. - Uh, what? -Excuse me? 851 01:02:58,024 --> 01:03:01,187 I'm sorry. I never knew what love really felt like 852 01:03:01,319 --> 01:03:05,404 but now I do. As wonderful as you all may be, 853 01:03:05,532 --> 01:03:09,867 I have found my true love. But she has chosen treasure over me. 854 01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:15,573 To feel this way, and then have it taken from you, 855 01:03:15,709 --> 01:03:17,746 that truly is a curse. 856 01:03:18,503 --> 01:03:22,997 I cannot do this to my people, wipe out all love itself. 857 01:03:23,216 --> 01:03:25,548 So if I can't break the curse, 858 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:29,344 then the curse must die - with me. 859 01:03:35,437 --> 01:03:39,351 "My sweet, sweet Valerie. I write you now on my final hour, 860 01:03:39,482 --> 01:03:43,476 to liberate you, so that you may seek the love that you deserve. 861 01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:45,815 I found my true love. 862 01:03:46,614 --> 01:03:52,030 Now be free, and go forth, and find yours. Philippe. " 863 01:04:06,468 --> 01:04:11,679 "Darling Vanessa. I write you now in these my final hours ... " 864 01:04:15,435 --> 01:04:19,178 It's unacceptable. You are a crown prince! 865 01:04:19,356 --> 01:04:21,063 I have to do this, papa. 866 01:04:21,816 --> 01:04:24,308 What difference does it make where they make me wait. 867 01:04:26,613 --> 01:04:31,073 This just isn't right. And on your birthday of all days! 868 01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:33,818 But that's exactly why I have to do this today. 869 01:04:35,413 --> 01:04:37,404 I must die before the sun sets. 870 01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:40,908 It is the only way to liberate our people from my curse. 871 01:04:42,545 --> 01:04:44,832 - And what are these? - I need them all to know 872 01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:47,918 that they never really loved me. 873 01:04:48,635 --> 01:04:51,878 I felt it, papa. I felt love. 874 01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:54,630 And just like that, I lost it forever. 875 01:04:55,517 --> 01:05:00,603 She must know, that thanks to her, I felt it. Before I died. 876 01:05:01,147 --> 01:05:03,684 I will see that they are delivered. 877 01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:07,897 What a fine man you have become. 878 01:05:08,488 --> 01:05:10,900 You would have made a great king. 879 01:05:16,162 --> 01:05:19,621 Been so far away from home 880 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:23,492 But the lands too tight to break 881 01:05:23,628 --> 01:05:27,212 Yeah the lands too tight to break 882 01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:31,717 Now I know where I belong 883 01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:34,878 But the lands too tight to break 884 01:05:34,973 --> 01:05:37,931 And I'm still hopin' 885 01:05:38,017 --> 01:05:42,011 Hangin' on Here I go 886 01:05:42,897 --> 01:05:48,643 Wish me luck 887 01:05:50,029 --> 01:05:55,866 I hear it So loud and clear 888 01:05:55,952 --> 01:05:57,488 I need it ... 889 01:05:57,620 --> 01:06:00,954 "My sweet, sweet Valerie." Valerie? 890 01:06:02,876 --> 01:06:05,914 "I finally see that true, true love, is really 891 01:06:06,045 --> 01:06:08,002 just a leap of blind faith. 892 01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:12,750 I have found my true love." 893 01:06:15,096 --> 01:06:17,053 Me! It is me, right? 894 01:06:18,641 --> 01:06:21,599 You realise what this means? He's leaping! 895 01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:24,932 Save him? From what? 896 01:06:28,193 --> 01:06:29,308 Well come on! 897 01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:33,437 So high 898 01:06:35,533 --> 01:06:40,949 So 899 01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:43,952 So 900 01:06:56,513 --> 01:07:01,349 Presenting, for the last time ever: Prince Charming. 901 01:07:02,185 --> 01:07:03,596 - Break the curse! - Don't do it! 902 01:07:03,728 --> 01:07:05,639 You stole my love's heart! 903 01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:09,811 And presenting the newly single: Weeping Beauty. 904 01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:12,355 More than a little cranky: Snow White! 905 01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:16,147 And one shoe short of a husband: Cinderella! 906 01:07:18,535 --> 01:07:20,151 You mind if I say something real quick? 907 01:07:20,954 --> 01:07:25,118 Ahem. Hello! Quiet please, ladies and gentlemen! Quiet! 908 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:28,830 The prince would like to speak. 909 01:07:29,003 --> 01:07:32,746 Uh, thankyou. You are surprisingly pleasant for a man who kills people for a living. 910 01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:35,374 Oh, it's just a job. My hearts not in it, really. 911 01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:37,839 You know, I just happen to have a talent for the work. 912 01:07:41,808 --> 01:07:43,048 Good people. 913 01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:47,227 Standing here before you on deaths stage, 914 01:07:48,231 --> 01:07:52,099 my heart broken, my soul tortured, 915 01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:57,066 I need you all to know that I finally understand the pain and suffering 916 01:07:57,156 --> 01:07:59,693 I have caused so many. 917 01:07:59,993 --> 01:08:03,782 I will sacrifice myself so that you all may reunite with your true loves. 918 01:08:04,122 --> 01:08:05,908 He's doing this for us. 919 01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:12,704 Lovely speech. Always a tough croud at these things, death and all, you know. 920 01:08:12,839 --> 01:08:14,830 Oh, um, we're up to this part already? 921 01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:19,009 Afraid so. Yes. If we could just pop our little head 922 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:22,508 into the noose here. There's a good lad, yes. 923 01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:25,678 We've got a football match in the courtyard in half an hour, you see. 924 01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:29,769 So, um, we''ll go on three. Are you ready? 925 01:08:29,897 --> 01:08:31,888 Uh, no, not really. 926 01:08:32,025 --> 01:08:36,360 Sorry. Sorry, I don't know why I always ask that. Right. 927 01:08:36,529 --> 01:08:40,739 And a one, a two, two and a quarter, 928 01:08:42,327 --> 01:08:43,613 two and a half. 929 01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:47,613 Uh, what're you doing? 930 01:08:47,749 --> 01:08:53,085 Oh. Well, you see, traditionally, if someone wanted to save you in an impressive act of heroism, 931 01:08:53,171 --> 01:08:55,128 this would be the moment. 932 01:08:58,092 --> 01:08:59,753 Oh. Well, guess not. Three! 933 01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:13,772 - Hey, a change of heart? - Your blind leap of faith. 934 01:09:14,275 --> 01:09:17,859 You were right about me. And I was wrong about you. 935 01:09:19,364 --> 01:09:21,856 Let's just say a little bird told me, 936 01:09:22,075 --> 01:09:23,691 you're my one, true love. 937 01:09:26,329 --> 01:09:29,196 Is that true loves kiss on your lips? 938 01:09:29,582 --> 01:09:32,074 Oh no, you don't! 939 01:09:32,293 --> 01:09:36,002 Good luck finding each other before the sun sets. 940 01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:39,797 Charming! 941 01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:42,084 What is this? What's going on? 942 01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:45,170 It's Nemeny Neverwish, she wants to keep us apart. 943 01:09:45,598 --> 01:09:47,930 Well, too bad for her. 944 01:09:49,644 --> 01:09:52,181 Sorry, friend. Shall we dance? 945 01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:55,981 - Where is she? - I'm right here, darling. 946 01:10:00,321 --> 01:10:03,109 No... Over here. 947 01:10:04,742 --> 01:10:09,452 Stop playing around, you silly girl. I'm right here. 948 01:10:10,331 --> 01:10:12,117 Lenore Quinonez! 949 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:15,326 What a royal pain you turned out to be! 950 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:18,161 Tell me, 951 01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:24,047 which part of "doomed to never love" do you not understand? 952 01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:27,087 That is your curse, not mine. 953 01:10:30,393 --> 01:10:33,476 Sorry, deary. You can't break something 954 01:10:33,646 --> 01:10:36,980 - thats already broken! - No, I'm sorry. 955 01:10:37,108 --> 01:10:41,773 Because I'm done letting anyone else tell me who I can and cannot choose. 956 01:10:42,780 --> 01:10:44,396 We'll see about that! 957 01:10:44,824 --> 01:10:46,656 No! 958 01:10:55,376 --> 01:10:58,869 Good night, sweet prince. 959 01:11:15,354 --> 01:11:19,222 True love's kiss. Our true love's kiss. 960 01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:37,908 No! 961 01:12:11,118 --> 01:12:15,157 You did it, Philippe, you broke the curse for everyone. 962 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:18,372 But you also saved a girl born at sea. 963 01:12:19,794 --> 01:12:21,330 You were magical. 964 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:29,335 What... what is happening to me? 965 01:12:30,972 --> 01:12:32,588 What is this feeling? 966 01:12:33,140 --> 01:12:34,505 It's magical, isn't it? 967 01:12:39,522 --> 01:12:42,355 Some kiss. So that's what that feels like.. 968 01:12:42,483 --> 01:12:44,895 No fairy godmother required. 969 01:12:45,778 --> 01:12:47,189 Hold on, look at them. 970 01:12:47,655 --> 01:12:51,023 Good people! Is there anything you want me to say to him? 971 01:12:51,826 --> 01:12:53,567 - Like what? - Like... 972 01:12:54,704 --> 01:12:57,867 Will you marry me, Prince Philippe Charming? 973 01:13:15,266 --> 01:13:17,177 And you're giving it all away? 974 01:13:17,435 --> 01:13:22,305 - That's your life's fortune. - No. No it's not. 975 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,982 You get some charm, and you get some charm. 976 01:13:34,118 --> 01:13:37,702 Party gifts. A dollop of charm for everyone! 977 01:13:38,539 --> 01:13:40,121 Woo! Just a dollop now! 978 01:13:47,131 --> 01:13:49,964 All the fairy tales call this a happy ending. 979 01:13:50,885 --> 01:13:53,422 But I like to think of it as a happy beginning. 980 01:13:54,513 --> 01:13:58,097 Because our life together is just getting started. 981 01:14:03,856 --> 01:14:06,598 So, that's our story. I may have a new life, 982 01:14:06,734 --> 01:14:08,475 but I'll always live it my way. 983 01:14:08,611 --> 01:14:11,069 Look, if you told me a year ago this is where I'd be, 984 01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:14,235 I would have said you were crazy and stolen your wallet. 985 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:17,488 Now she just steals the covers. And my hairbrush. 986 01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:20,954 Oh, and by the way, the last pancake. Not cool. Not cool. 987 01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:23,073 Hey, I'm eating for two. 988 01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:26,706 The half-oracle was right. I do enjoy knitting. 989 01:14:27,213 --> 01:14:29,375 Oof. Well, at least half-way. 990 01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:55,272 They say True love is hard to find 991 01:14:55,408 --> 01:15:00,027 I know That we can't be denied 992 01:15:00,162 --> 01:15:05,328 When I say That we've fallen in so deep 993 01:15:05,459 --> 01:15:09,418 Nothing can ever stop our destiny 994 01:15:10,047 --> 01:15:12,459 Like a thief in the night I stole your heart 995 01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:14,791 Under a spell We can't be apart 996 01:15:14,969 --> 01:15:19,179 Something about you Keeps me drawn to you 997 01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:21,719 Stars align Our hopes combine 998 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:24,263 Shinin' bright In the night sky 999 01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:28,517 It will be forever here Like the sun and moon 1000 01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:32,813 We're so charming Got my heart started 1001 01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:35,774 They always say that love is blind 1002 01:15:35,948 --> 01:15:38,360 Yet I see love in your eyes 1003 01:15:38,492 --> 01:15:42,360 So charming Nothing can stop it 1004 01:15:42,997 --> 01:15:45,238 We can leave our past behind 1005 01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:47,615 This could be our moment in time 1006 01:15:47,752 --> 01:15:51,752 We're so charming, charming Charming in love 1007 01:15:51,853 --> 01:15:57,253 We're so charming, charming Charming in love 1008 01:15:57,386 --> 01:16:01,880 Maybe We can run away 1009 01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:03,674 They say 1010 01:16:04,769 --> 01:16:06,976 We aint meant to be 1011 01:16:07,146 --> 01:16:11,310 'Cos I need you just like breathing Don't take the earth from me 1012 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:16,520 'Cos we can Now change our destiny 1013 01:16:16,614 --> 01:16:19,072 Even the night I stole your heart 1014 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:21,362 Under a spell We can't be apart 1015 01:16:21,494 --> 01:16:25,579 Something about you Keeps me drawn to you 1016 01:16:26,290 --> 01:16:28,452 Stars align Our hopes combine 1017 01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:30,871 Shining bright In the night sky 1018 01:16:31,045 --> 01:16:34,834 We'll be forever here Like the sun and moon 1019 01:16:35,382 --> 01:16:39,421 We're so charming Got my heart started 1020 01:16:40,054 --> 01:16:42,421 They always say that love is blind 1021 01:16:42,556 --> 01:16:44,923 Yet I see love in your eyes 1022 01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:48,890 So charming Nothing can stop it 1023 01:16:49,563 --> 01:16:51,804 We can leave our past behind 1024 01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:54,273 This could be our moment in time 1025 01:16:54,401 --> 01:16:58,401 We're so charming, charming Charming in love 1026 01:16:58,502 --> 01:17:03,502 We're so charming, charming Charming in love 1027 01:17:04,745 --> 01:17:07,157 Nothing's coming in between us No, No 1028 01:17:07,289 --> 01:17:09,496 We'll let nothing get in our way 1029 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:13,960 The only reason to believe that I believe in here to stay 1030 01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:18,419 So let everybody see us Gonna let the whole world know 1031 01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:22,795 Don't let me go, we're in control Don't let it go 1032 01:17:22,930 --> 01:17:26,924 We're so charming Got my heart started 1033 01:17:27,518 --> 01:17:29,976 They always say that love is blind 1034 01:17:30,146 --> 01:17:32,558 Yet I see love in your eyes 1035 01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:36,482 So charming Nothing can stop it 1036 01:17:37,236 --> 01:17:39,443 We can leave our past behind 1037 01:17:39,572 --> 01:17:41,939 It could be our moment in time 1038 01:17:42,116 --> 01:17:46,610 We're so charming, charming Charming in love 1039 01:17:46,704 --> 01:17:51,289 They say True love is hard to find 1040 01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:56,666 I know That we can't be denied 85280

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