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God, my stuff!
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Where's my stuff?
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Who are you?
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Merlaux,
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can you tell me
who won the Second World War?
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How do you know my name?
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Answer the question.
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Who were the victors?
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France...
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Which country brought civilisation
to 15 African and sub-Saharan countries?
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France?
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Where is the home of human rights?
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Well...
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France?
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Who are you?
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My name is Moïse.
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André Merlaux,
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starting today at...
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8:54,
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will you agree to being a trainee,
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category B, grade eight,
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attached to the Service at level HRT7?
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What service?
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A very secret service.
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I'm going to be
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a secret agent?
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He didn't ask that.
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You didn't listen, Berlu?
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Colonel.
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You'll maybe become a secret service
agent. If you pass the test.
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The what?
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If you pass the test,
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you will begin training
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as a Category A official
in charge of external operations abroad.
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What does it entail?
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That's confidential.
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Are you ready?
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-For what?
-That's confidential.
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I'm ready.
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You're entering an elite service.
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You will receive elite training.
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Try to rise to it.
There will be no second chance.
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Come tomorrow at 8 a.m.
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A VERY SECRET SERVICE
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WHEREVER NECESSITY KNOWS NO LAW
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When will we be seen?
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That's confidential.
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We already told you, it's urgent!
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-Excuse me...
-Wait your turn.
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I've got an appointment.
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André Merlaux.
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I work here.
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As of today...
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Office 8M5.
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What is it?
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Sorry, I got the wrong door.
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You were surprised.
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An agent is never surprised.
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What was in there?
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Well, there was a man who...
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Nothing.
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There was nothing.
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May I know when this test will begin?
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It already has.
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May I remind you:
you're representing your nation,
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not a sales firm.
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Why is it such a mess
in Africa and Algeria?
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Do you think we'll put up
with it for long?
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What's this?
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Um... expenses.
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Are you taking the piss?
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"Mrs Douba-Douba: 120,000 CFA francs."
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"Lala Fatima, Queen of the Casbah:
25,000 francs."
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Well?
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Moulinier? Jacquard?
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Well...
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Africa's... Africa.
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-Algeria too.
-Algeria is France!
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What did Mrs Douba-Douba
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do for France that was worth
120,000 CFA francs?
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She's a contact.
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Takes working on.
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Needs making a fuss of.
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-How are the kids?
-Numerous!
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A drink or two...
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A bottle or two...
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Then they'll tell you.
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And can't Mrs Douba-Douba and Lala Fatima
give you proper written proof?
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Receipts?
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Not just this piece of stuff.
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Pencils are hard to find.
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Receipts, really.
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It's still France,
but they do things differently.
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Your desk.
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Like plants?
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-Yes.
-Good.
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No more than two.
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Get to work.
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Looks like a bit of a peasant.
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It's the suit.
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You're right, that's it.
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I think he looks new.
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What's that supposed to mean, "new"?
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Gentlemen, please.
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There.
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Thank you, Miss.
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There!
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"Monte-Carlo Palace Hotel,
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royal suite, four nights, 24 meals,
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six bottles of champagne, 14 brandies."
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It's clear, it's dated and stamped,
it's a receipt.
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"Clothes: undergarments, various."
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For a total of 13,542.43 francs.
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Hospitality costs,
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accounted for and stamped. A receipt.
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Thank you, Miss.
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But that's much more than me!
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New francs, as well.
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It's not the amount
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or whether it's old or new francs,
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it's about the receipt.
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Yes, but in Africa...
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Hello?
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He answered the phone!
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The Dahomey delegation is at Reception.
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I repeat:
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the Dahomey delegation is at Reception.
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They want the man in charge.
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There's trouble
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in Dahomey.
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Who is in charge?
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Well, you. You picked up the phone.
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Say it's confidential.
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I already did.
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Give me their names.
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What are your names?
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Agoli Agonglabo.
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Agoli Agoglogolo.
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Agonglabo!
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Aglo...
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Agoli Globo...
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Can you just give me two minutes, please?
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Have you got a pen, please?
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-A pencil.
-A pencil.
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You'll give it back, absolutely?
I won't let you go.
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Thank you.
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Tell me,
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who knows about Dahomey?
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The DRIC.
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The BRIC?
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The DRIC, with a D. After the SDQI.
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But at 8:15 on Tuesday, it's shut.
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Thank you.
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-Still there?
-Yes.
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Can you spell it for me, please?
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-A...
-A...
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-G...
-G...
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-O...
-O...
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-L...
-L...
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-I.
-I.
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Agoli...
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Globlo... Gobo...
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Could you write them down, please?
I'll get someone.
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Back in five minutes.
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You're someone.
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-Where's Moïse?
-In a meeting.
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Well?
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He's Bulgarian.
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I don't trust Bulgarians.
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They're like Romanians, but tougher.
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Your mother
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is a prostitute.
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What did he say?
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He was rude about my mother.
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Your mother drinks water.
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And what did you say to him?
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The same thing, but worse.
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No reaction.
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She wasn't his real mother.
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Do you want to take over?
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No, I'm out of practice.
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It's just like riding a bike...
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OK, then.
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It'll remind me of the good old days.
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You haven't lost your touch!
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I'll go, shall I?
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Go on, I'll guard him for you.
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His file's there.
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Now, then.
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Still nothing to tell me?
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So...
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Agoli Aglogogabo!
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And you?
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Tegbessou Géléghéso.
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How is it spelled?
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Like it sounds.
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Dahomey is French?
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Since you're French,
why not have a French name?
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Excuse me again.
Do you think I can disturb them?
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It's double red.
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Red means no, double red means double no!
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Still there?
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Yes.
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So...
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Agoli Aglogogabo...
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Tell the Dahomey delegation
we'll see them.
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Very well.
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Well I never!
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So,
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back in the saddle?
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I'm helping out Calot.
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He went for a break.
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Would you like me to take over?
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Yes, please.
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It's tiring.
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But I thought I'd be rustier than I am.
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What's it about?
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What?
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What's he got to say?
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What have you got to say?
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Don't sweat it.
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He'll tell us in the end.
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Or something else.
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Moulinier, did you say
we'd see the Dahomey delegation?
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Certainly not.
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What made you answer the phone?
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Well, the phone was ringing
and... I picked it up.
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Your logic escapes me.
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I don't get it.
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The telephone...
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I thought...
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This isn't a helpline, Merlaux.
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Any misunderstandings
could set off a world war.
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A world war!
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Do you hear me?
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Get out.
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Reception?
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This is Moïse.
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Is the Dahomey delegation with you?
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Gone?
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Oh, so it wasn't that important after all.
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Idiot!
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Twit.
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Twit!
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-All right, Merlaux?
-Yes.
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Well, no.
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I failed my test, so... I needed to...
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You feel out of place, don't you?
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That's about it, yes.
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It's quite natural, you know.
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That's kind of you.
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These are the women's toilets.
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It nearly blew. It was a short circuit.
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I almost thought
the Reds had chucked a bomb.
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If they had,
you wouldn't be here to laugh about it.
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Look at that, will you?
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13,000 francs' worth of bra on her.
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1,300,000 old francs!
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650,000 per tit.
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Mr Moïse.
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Give me a second chance.
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Hey, where's my pencil?
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Oh, yes...
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Here it is.
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Thank you.
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Mr Moïse...
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Get yourself a drink.
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It's a party.
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No, thanks, I don't drink.
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But... So...
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-How did my test...?
-What about your test?
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Do you think we've had time for that
on a day like this?
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So...
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I mean, I...
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Your good health, Merlaux.
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You've earned the right to be tested.
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Will you be wearing that every day?
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Why not keep it for Sundays?
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Here is the News.
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Events in the French colony of Dahomey.
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The Dahomey Prime Minister, Mr Teg...Tegbessou Gléglé... Gléléghéso,
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came to Paris today, but negotiationsappear to have been fruitless.
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Oh, please!
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