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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:37,766 Last summer, me and my brothers- 2 00:00:37,837 --> 00:00:40,305 - My brothers and I. - Whatever. 3 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:44,207 We spent the summer the way we always do, at our grandpa's cabin. 4 00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:47,644 Yeah.! While most kids are at some stupid camp... 5 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,409 - me and my brothers- - My brothers and I. 6 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:51,040 - Whatever.! - Whatever.! 7 00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:54,917 We spent the summer learning old-fashioned and really cool ninja stuff... 8 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:56,785 from ourJapanese grandfather. 9 00:00:56,856 --> 00:01:01,190 Most days began the same way. Every morning he would wake us up with a different test. 10 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:22,037 Grandpa's a kind of a goofball in a way. 11 00:01:22,115 --> 00:01:24,948 But when it comes to martial arts and stuff,he's pretty cool. 12 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:27,543 Yeah. He could slaughter 50 guys in two seconds. 13 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,645 - Would you chill? - Shut up. 14 00:01:29,722 --> 00:01:33,089 - Keep going. - We've been training since we were really little. 15 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:35,787 - You're still really little. - Jerk.! 16 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:38,729 The summer was ending and we were going back to school. 17 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:41,289 We all thought we were ready to be ninjas. 18 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:44,234 It's a good thing that we were, because that was a summer... 19 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:46,397 that we would never forget. 20 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:51,536 Hai-ya! 21 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:54,744 Hai-ya! Hai-ya! 22 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:36,851 Hai-ya! Hai-ya! 23 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:45,297 Hai-ya! 24 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:00,943 Hai-ya! 25 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:14,419 Hai-ya! Hai-ya! 26 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:34,806 Oooh! 27 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:56,597 - Where'd he go? - Where is he? 28 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:02,638 Yoo-hoo.! Up here.! 29 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:07,172 Grandpa, how'd you do that? 30 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:11,308 Next time, try attacking in a non-smoking section. 31 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:15,650 - We almost had you. - Yeah, we almost had you. 32 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:19,818 - Had me! Oh, Michael! - What? 33 00:04:19,892 --> 00:04:24,488 If I hadn't stopped the car, you would have been called "pancake" by now. 34 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:27,294 - You would've stopped. - Okay, guys. 35 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:31,326 - What now? - Let's take him again! 36 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:34,635 Ah, two lessons you have to learn from this battle. 37 00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:37,835 Number one: never attack... 38 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:39,901 unless you're gonna win. 39 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:41,913 And lesson two? 40 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:45,815 Don't climb a tree that's full of thorns. Oooh! 41 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:54,283 Okay. 42 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:58,387 Grandpa, where'd you get that ugly mask? 43 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:03,163 This mask my father gave to me on my Day of Names... 44 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:06,262 and I will continue this tradition with you. 45 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:09,831 - The "Day of Names"? - We've already got names, Grandpa. 46 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:14,710 Ah, you may have family names, but not ninja names. 47 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:17,716 - All right, Samuel! - Sir! 48 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:21,379 From this day forward, until forever... 49 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,581 you shall be known as "Rocky," 50 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:26,386 because you are strong, solid... 51 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:29,223 and cool as granite rock. 52 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:34,232 Awesome, yeah! 53 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:37,758 Jeffrey, ah, you are fast and free... 54 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:40,397 spirit of the young, wild horse. 55 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:43,237 You shall be known as "Colt"! 56 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:45,243 Colt? 57 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:49,638 That's cool. 58 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:52,844 What about me? Can I be "Monster Destroyer"? 59 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:55,046 Or how about "Super Killer"? 60 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:58,249 - How about "Super Dork"? - Shut up, spaz. 61 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:00,258 A little one... 62 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:04,262 since your energy begins and ends with your tummy... 63 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:07,163 you shall be known as "Tum Tum"! 64 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:10,225 Tum Tum? 65 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:13,636 - I can't wait to show these to Dad. - He'll hate 'em. 66 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:16,266 Grandpa, will our dad be home tomorrow when we get back? 67 00:06:16,342 --> 00:06:20,438 Well... he's a busy man... 68 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:24,740 in a very troublesome job, Tum Tum. 69 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:30,749 We're almost there. 70 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:48,666 On time, as promised. 71 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,106 It is a pleasure to do business with you, Mr. Snyder. 72 00:07:58,177 --> 00:08:01,078 Now, on behalf of the people of my country... 73 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:04,378 I would like to say... you're under arrest. 74 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:06,850 Freeze, Snyder.! F.B.I..! 75 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:13,084 Nah-nah-nah nah-nah 76 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:16,761 Hold your fire! 77 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,423 Give it up, Snyder! You got nowhere to go. 78 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,933 A surprise. 79 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,799 I love surprises. 80 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:27,897 The F.B.I., whoo! 81 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:29,805 Nice of you to drop in. 82 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,153 All right, freeze, Snyder. 83 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:20,090 It's over. Don't move a muscle.! 84 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:23,856 I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got to fly. 85 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:52,524 Agent Green is okay, and we got everything. 86 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:56,494 We got guns, the mortars. It's like a warehouse for World War III. 87 00:09:56,562 --> 00:09:58,553 - We got it all! - We got nothing! I want Snyder! 88 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:02,032 He's everything. I want him. 89 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,765 I gotta go. Bye. 90 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:09,000 I hear they almost got us, boss. 91 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:11,236 Me! 92 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:13,778 Got me, Brown. Not us! 93 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:16,246 - My skin was on the line today. - Fine, yeah. 94 00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:19,182 That cop was Sam Douglas, for God's sake! 95 00:10:19,251 --> 00:10:22,049 I knew him when I worked with Mori Tanaka. 96 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,248 That F.B.I. guy's a ninja too? 97 00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:26,257 Douglas hates martial arts. 98 00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:31,422 Mori Tanaka's my ex-partner, and Douglas married his daughter, you idiot! 99 00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:35,297 Our luck, old man Mori married his daughter off to a fed, huh? 100 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:39,896 Mr. Brown, this afternoon, we pay my old friend, Mori... 101 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,906 a little visit. 102 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:48,079 Right. 103 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:53,552 Look, I'll have them home for dinner tonight. 104 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,917 Their father's never home anyway. 105 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,286 Ninja training is good for the boys. 106 00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:00,951 - Who's this in the picture? - That's me and grandma. 107 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:04,360 - I know he hates it. It's no one! - No, whose hand is that? 108 00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:08,799 I know what I'm talking about. Their father is going to have to understand. 109 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:11,268 Okay, I may be wrong, but... 110 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,238 he should spend more time with his own children. 111 00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:16,433 Food's coming! 112 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:23,945 Oops. 113 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,756 Colt, what is a ninja? 114 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:37,057 A ninja is one who can use everything around him to trick his enemies. 115 00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:39,563 He is fast and he is friendly to his environment. 116 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,896 A ninja is honest and good. 117 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:44,435 His mind, body and spirit are one. 118 00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:47,301 He has self-control. He has discipline. 119 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,364 A ninja loves nature, uh... 120 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:52,570 'cause he's part of nature. 121 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:56,137 Uh, a ninja never fights a battle if he cannot win. 122 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,912 A ninja... mind, body... 123 00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:02,954 spirit, heart are one. 124 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:07,789 And never use your power on anyone weaker than yourself. 125 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:11,762 Hey, almost everyone is weaker than me, Grandpa, and slower. 126 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:16,024 Don't be overconfident. 127 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,366 Yeah, don't be overconfident. 128 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:21,406 Okay, Grandpa. 129 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,772 All right, give me your hand. 130 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:28,610 Love and trust be one. 131 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:32,173 Just as a rope of one strand can be broken... 132 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:37,120 a rope of four strands no enemy can break. 133 00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:39,054 Whoa. 134 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:44,096 Grandpa, who is that? 135 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,757 Stay here and eat. 136 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:54,430 Grandpa, what's goin' on? 137 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,475 - Let me see! - Get off!. 138 00:12:56,542 --> 00:13:01,479 Shut up. Act like ninja, not little babies. 139 00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:03,538 What did I do? 140 00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:29,071 Hai! 141 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:35,204 - Yah! - Hai-ya! 142 00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:07,769 - Yeah! - Yeah! 143 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,774 Grandpa.! 144 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,361 Go sit down. 145 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:44,571 Well, you're lookin' good. 146 00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:48,409 - Passed my little test, partner. - Snyder! 147 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,347 The only mistake I ever made was being partners with you. 148 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,385 Come on. 149 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,682 You're living in this junky place. 150 00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:59,850 You obviously can't find many students. Look at these three runts. 151 00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:02,485 They are not students. They are family. 152 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:05,758 Maybe they'd like to work for me. 153 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:10,200 I teach ninja, not murder. 154 00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:15,206 Look, I want you to train my men. 155 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:19,210 As you can see, they're kind of helpless. 156 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,212 You'll get back into training... 157 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,181 and I'll pay you a fortune. 158 00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:26,740 Huh? 159 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,754 - Hmm? - Is that all you want? 160 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:33,087 Actually... no. 161 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,353 It's your son-in-law, Sam Douglas. 162 00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:38,123 Get him off my back for a couple weeks... 163 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:42,361 for his sake and yours, not for mine. 164 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:45,562 Or else, you not only lose the money... 165 00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:48,800 you may also lose a son-in-law. 166 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:53,402 And who knows, with Douglas outta the way... 167 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:57,210 there may be no one left to defend... 168 00:16:57,282 --> 00:17:00,479 the honor of your beautiful daughter. 169 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,723 You are getting slow. 170 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:11,092 Old man, take the money. 171 00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:15,691 Talk to Sam Douglas. Get him outta my life. 172 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:19,568 Hmm? Or I will rip out your heart! 173 00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:29,905 Boys, come here.! 174 00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:34,308 Attention! 175 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:37,480 - Sir. - Sir. 176 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:41,686 Who told you I needed your help? 177 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:45,560 I thought I told you to stay in the house. 178 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:51,463 A ninja shouldn't be overconfident, Grandpa. 179 00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:55,730 That's true. 180 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,935 Come here. 181 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,608 - Ahh.! That's awesome.! - Cool.! 182 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,615 - Quiet, boys. - Oh, sir! 183 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:07,743 Before I show you this... 184 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,516 you must promise me... 185 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:15,185 you will not use this knowledge unless you're in severe danger; 186 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:20,425 that you can only- only use this technique... 187 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,967 to save your lives. 188 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,162 You promise this? 189 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:26,704 - Sir. - Sir. - Sir. 190 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:31,641 There are a few places on the body that if you hit... 191 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:36,807 the person will remember nothing except how much it hurts. 192 00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,817 You can be sure the person... 193 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:43,753 will not want to continue the fight. 194 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,517 - Rocky. - Sir. 195 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:49,322 I want you to hit right there! 196 00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:51,328 Hai-ya. 197 00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:56,766 See? Ah, now, I want you to hit right there. 198 00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:58,860 But, Grandpa, that's the same spot. 199 00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:02,065 Oh, no, it isn't. Now, hit! 200 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,837 - Hai-ya! - You see? 201 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:09,438 Nothing. A half an inch between... 202 00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:12,575 victory and defeat. Now... 203 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:16,451 I want you to hit here... 204 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:21,391 here, here, here... 205 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:24,054 and here. 206 00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:28,225 I want you to practice for one hour and then we'll go back to the city. 207 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,824 - But, Grandpa- - I like it- 208 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:33,429 One hour. Now, practice! 209 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,472 What was it with that guy in the white suit? 210 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:42,446 I don't know. From the way he acted, I think the whole attack was fake. 211 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:45,142 Those swords were real, buddy. 212 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:48,448 I don't know. I think he's an old friend of Grandpa's. 213 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,114 He didn't look very friendly to me. 214 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:57,327 On top of old smokey 215 00:19:57,396 --> 00:20:00,888 All covered with blood 216 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:04,458 I shot my poor teacher 217 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,470 - With a.44 stud - Whoo-hoo! 218 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,598 - Look who's here.! - Shut up, Colt! 219 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,666 Your girlfriend, Emily's, coming. 220 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,836 She's not my girlfriend, okay? 221 00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:16,847 - You gonna kiss her? - Yeah, you gonna kiss her? 222 00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:18,974 No, but I'm gonna kill you if you don't shut up. 223 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,179 - Hey, there's Dad.! - Dad! Hey, Dad! 224 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:25,485 - Dad! - Dad! - Dad! 225 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:29,049 - Jerry, we've got that briefing at 6:00... 226 00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:32,096 - and I need that ballistics report. - Dad! Dad! 227 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,564 - Hey, guys, how was your summer with Grandpa? - Great! 228 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,567 - I wanna show you stuff we learned. - Look,Jeffrey- 229 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:39,468 - It's Colt. - I'm Rocky. - I'm Tum Tum. 230 00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,701 - Michael, you're Tum Tum? - I'm Colt 'cause I'm fast. 231 00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:47,268 He's Rocky 'cause he's solid, and he's Tum Tum 'cause... he'll eat anything. 232 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,280 I won't eat dog poop! 233 00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:53,910 It's bad enough he's got you doing karate. They need new names? 234 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,647 I like my new name. 235 00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:00,487 Sam, come on. We gotta roll. 236 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:03,392 Look, boys, I gotta go. 237 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,396 Glad you're back. 238 00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,489 Don't forget to kiss your mother hello,Jeffrey. 239 00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:12,997 It's Colt. 240 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:22,842 - Hi. - Hi. 241 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:30,353 Did I hear your new name is Rocky? 242 00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:33,687 Nah, it's just a new name my grandpa gave me. 243 00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:37,718 I like that name. It's cute. 244 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,562 Uh... I gotta go. 245 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:48,663 - Yeah, me too. - Yeah, me too. 246 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,667 Bye. 247 00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:55,611 - Hi, Mom. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 248 00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:58,343 - Hi, Mom. - Where are you going, huh? 249 00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:01,386 Put me down. I'm starving. 250 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:08,920 Hey. I think you're gonna make a great ninja warrior. 251 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,825 Whatever. 252 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:17,895 You think being a ninja's hard work, try being a mom. 253 00:22:17,969 --> 00:22:19,903 Mr. Brown... 254 00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:24,567 I want you to snatch those three kids and hold them as insurance... 255 00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:28,374 until the deal with Colonel Farouk is done. 256 00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:32,247 Douglas doesn't dare touch me if I've got his kids. 257 00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:35,445 You should've grabbed 'em when you were at the cabin. 258 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,455 Oooh! But I guess you knew that already. 259 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:41,981 Snatch those kids without getting caught... 260 00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:44,585 or I'm going to crush your head... 261 00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:47,564 until a slimy ooze comes out of your eyeballs. 262 00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:49,964 No problem, boss. I'll get right over there. 263 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:54,062 Mr. Brown, the feds have us all under surveillance. 264 00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:56,630 Every move we make, they're watching. 265 00:22:56,708 --> 00:23:01,543 We need some outside guys, hmm? 266 00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:05,071 Uh, if I may suggest, Mr. Snyder... 267 00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:07,812 three guys did some messenger work for us a few times. 268 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:11,617 M- My sister's kid and his buddies. Th-They're terrific. 269 00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:19,030 Make the call. 270 00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:24,262 Tell me, have they studied the masters of our eastern philosophy like our other men? 271 00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:27,362 I, I don't know for sure... 272 00:23:27,439 --> 00:23:29,805 but I know they do a lot of reading. 273 00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:33,072 I must say... 274 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:35,409 I would most certainly consider getting radical... 275 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,745 on some lonely, misbegotten beach with this babe. 276 00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:42,309 She is beauty for modern man to enjoy. 277 00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:44,514 Hey, amigos. 278 00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:48,525 This is no library. You buy or you go. 279 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:51,289 Oh, my apologies, my good man. 280 00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:55,390 Hammer, go score the frozen fruit concentrate and those gnarly snack cakes. 281 00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:57,332 - No sweat, dude. - Cool. 282 00:23:57,402 --> 00:24:00,803 Marcus, score some nacho chips and some radical salsa. 283 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:03,067 - Dude. - None of that green stuff. 284 00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:05,507 - Dude! - And you, my good man? 285 00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:09,202 Open up the cash register. 286 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:12,876 That's right, dude. Us three boneheads are sticking you up. 287 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:17,752 - Dude. - Open up that register before I have to get nasty. 288 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:28,994 Excuse me, sir. Could I please use your telephone? 289 00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:32,699 Mr. Festin, good. 290 00:24:32,771 --> 00:24:35,706 Listen, I want you to drop what you're doing. 291 00:24:35,774 --> 00:24:37,742 I got a job for you. 292 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:41,267 You have my undivided attention, sir. 293 00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:44,543 Listen, we want you to snatch a few kids for us. 294 00:24:44,616 --> 00:24:48,416 Would these be any kids, or do you have some specific ones in mind? 295 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,786 They're three very specific little boys. 296 00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:54,883 You got a pen? Here's the address. 297 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,019 Okay, I got it, sir. Get right on it. 298 00:24:57,095 --> 00:25:00,724 Don't screw this up, or we'll have to kill ya. 299 00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:04,064 Bummer. 300 00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:07,627 Your boys'll take care of the kids. 301 00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:09,936 Then I'll put the screws on Douglas. 302 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:13,409 Fax Colonel Farouk and tell him... 303 00:25:13,478 --> 00:25:15,946 we can ship the missiles in two days. 304 00:25:17,649 --> 00:25:22,143 God, I love being a bad guy. 305 00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:26,482 School bites it! 306 00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:29,891 - I wanna stay with Grandpa. - Yeah, me too. 307 00:25:29,961 --> 00:25:32,327 Guys, shut up. Mom will hear you. 308 00:25:32,397 --> 00:25:35,264 Say "hi" to your girlfriend for me. 309 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:37,597 Yeah, say "hi" to your girlfriend. 310 00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:39,933 She's not my girlfriend. 311 00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:42,997 Rocky loves Emily. 312 00:25:43,074 --> 00:25:45,440 Rocky loves Emily. Rocky loves Emily. 313 00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:48,604 - What's going on? - My brothers are retarded. 314 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,240 What time are you guys gonna go to school tomorrow? 315 00:25:51,316 --> 00:25:53,784 Around quarter to eight. 316 00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:58,152 Rocky loves Emily. Rocky loves Emily. 317 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:01,192 - I'll ride with you. - Fine, but don't be late. 318 00:26:01,259 --> 00:26:03,523 Rocky loves Emily. 319 00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:05,620 Rocky loves Emily. 320 00:26:05,697 --> 00:26:08,757 Rocky loves Em- 321 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:11,358 - Mom's coming.! - Mom.! 322 00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:13,700 Gotta go. Bye. 323 00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:35,993 Rocky? 324 00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:39,155 Should we tell Dad about the guy we saw Grandpa with? 325 00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:41,698 We'll tell him tomorrow. Go to sleep. 326 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:46,226 Hey, you guys, got a new stash of jelly beans. You want some? 327 00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:48,238 - No. - No. 328 00:26:49,674 --> 00:26:51,972 Good night, Rocky. Good night, Tum Tum. 329 00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:54,477 - Good night, Colt. - Good night. 330 00:26:56,848 --> 00:27:00,944 Choked on a jelly bean. 331 00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:06,284 Okay, okay. Marcia Brady or Laurie Partridge? 332 00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:08,656 - I'd rather do Laurie. - Cool. 333 00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:12,390 - Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett? - Tanya Roberts, dude. 334 00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:21,861 Men, it's time for some excellent breaking and entering. 335 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:24,204 Dude! 336 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,615 You guys want some coffee? 337 00:27:30,682 --> 00:27:33,617 My wife made us some. 338 00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:37,121 - Those guys look like feds or something. - Dude.! 339 00:27:37,188 --> 00:27:40,589 What are we gonna do, man? 340 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,684 They've all got guns, dude. 341 00:27:42,761 --> 00:27:45,423 Well, my dangerous buds... 342 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:48,398 tomorrow is another day. 343 00:27:48,466 --> 00:27:51,799 And those little dudes are ours. 344 00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:53,667 - Slurpee? - Radical! 345 00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:55,672 - Slurpee? - Dude! 346 00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:58,072 We're outta here! 347 00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:15,990 We will protect our family, old friend. 348 00:28:17,328 --> 00:28:19,888 Fair and sunny in the afternoon. 349 00:28:19,964 --> 00:28:22,762 - Where is my notebook? - Check your backpack. 350 00:28:22,834 --> 00:28:25,564 - I left it right here. - Rocky, get your feet off the table. 351 00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:29,004 - Is Dad getting up? - He left, sweetie. 352 00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:31,907 - He's gone. - No, cut it diagonal! 353 00:28:31,976 --> 00:28:35,139 - Somebody get the door.! - I got it! I got it! 354 00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:37,511 - Where's my backpack? - Hi. You guys ready? 355 00:28:37,582 --> 00:28:39,516 Hi. Yeah. Come on! 356 00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:41,745 - Morning, Emily. - Morning, Mrs. Douglas. 357 00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:45,620 - Where's my backpack? - Right here, baby. There you go. 358 00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:47,783 Colt, Tum Tum, let's go! 359 00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:49,986 All right, you, catch! 360 00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:54,259 Okay, have a nice... day. 361 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,357 Whoo-hoo! 362 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:25,488 See ya at school! 363 00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:30,291 Sorry, mister. 364 00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:39,910 Whoo-hoo! 365 00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:42,845 Dude, there they go. 366 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:48,811 Awesome! Mr. Muffin Man, catch you later. 367 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:53,390 Guys, let's go through here. 368 00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:03,659 Guys! Wait up! 369 00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:08,038 Bummer! 370 00:30:08,106 --> 00:30:10,768 Go around that way. 371 00:30:20,952 --> 00:30:24,683 - Cool! - Slow it down. 372 00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:27,691 - Slow it down. - Slowing. 373 00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:29,954 Slow it down. 374 00:30:32,263 --> 00:30:34,754 Uh-oh. 375 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:38,701 - Fender bender. - Fender bender. - Dude. 376 00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:41,705 - Ooh, someone got a ticket. - Shut up! 377 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:46,132 Not you, the kids. 378 00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:49,738 Rocky. 379 00:30:49,814 --> 00:30:52,442 - What are we stopping for? - Where's Emily? 380 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:55,884 - Who cares? She's slow. - Yeah, she's slow. 381 00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:59,287 Well, I'm gonna go look for her. 382 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:03,617 - Rocky loves Emily. - Rocky loves Emily. 383 00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:10,133 Nice bike. 384 00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:13,432 Looks like it'd fit my little sister perfectly. 385 00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:19,039 Rocky.! 386 00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:22,773 Let's go. Come on! 387 00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:36,990 That was great. 388 00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:41,896 - Are you okay? - Nice job, show-off. 389 00:31:41,966 --> 00:31:44,867 Look, I'll get your bike back. 390 00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:48,463 Trust me. 391 00:31:48,539 --> 00:31:51,997 Ooh, busted! 392 00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:56,843 Festin, this is not going to please Mr. Snyder, if you know what I mean. 393 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,281 Well,yes, sir... 394 00:31:59,350 --> 00:32:02,251 but you must understand, the situation was intense. 395 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,550 There were F.B.I. guys there. 396 00:32:04,622 --> 00:32:09,719 And you'd previously indicated you wished us to maintain, like, a mega-serious level of silence. 397 00:32:11,229 --> 00:32:13,459 Place was swarming with feds, boss. 398 00:32:17,902 --> 00:32:22,430 Look, you just get those kids tonight... 399 00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:24,475 before midnight.! Do you understand? 400 00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:26,476 Whoa. 401 00:32:26,544 --> 00:32:29,877 Brown... 402 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:33,475 back those guys up if you have to, but, Brown... 403 00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:37,715 I want... those kids.! 404 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:40,883 Hey, dude, what time does school get out? 405 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:45,726 I don't know. I never stayed to the end. 406 00:32:46,564 --> 00:32:48,896 - Dude! - Dude! 407 00:32:57,742 --> 00:33:01,405 Give us the ball back. 408 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:05,142 Oh, does the baby want his ball back? 409 00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:07,878 - You're gonna have to play us for it. - Fight.! 410 00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:11,012 - Fight, everybody! - Fight! 411 00:33:11,089 --> 00:33:15,185 - Fight! - Fight! - Fight! 412 00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:20,755 What's the matter? 413 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:23,801 You deaf? You wanna play or not? 414 00:33:23,868 --> 00:33:25,859 Yeah, we'll play you. 415 00:33:25,937 --> 00:33:27,871 Two on two. 416 00:33:27,939 --> 00:33:30,464 For how much? 417 00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:33,738 How much? We're not supposed to gamble. 418 00:33:35,246 --> 00:33:39,148 What am I hearing? "We're not supposed to gamble. " 419 00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:43,119 I wouldn't wanna do anything to make your mommy or daddy spank you. 420 00:33:45,289 --> 00:33:47,223 - What do you wanna bet? - Colt! 421 00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:50,021 Colt? What a name! 422 00:33:50,094 --> 00:33:53,063 Yeah, little horsey, how about some hay? 423 00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:56,726 Laugh. 424 00:33:56,801 --> 00:33:58,291 Colt, don't. 425 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:02,965 Well, punks, I seem to be collecting quite a few bikes today. 426 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:06,477 - How 'bout we play for yours? - When we win, what do we get? 427 00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:09,536 Well, if you win, me and my buddies... 428 00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:12,344 will let you walk outta here with your girlfriend's bike. 429 00:34:12,417 --> 00:34:14,442 - Ooh! - Ooh! 430 00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:17,454 - How many points to a game? - Ten, duh! 431 00:34:17,522 --> 00:34:20,013 Fine, we'll spot you nine. You take first out. 432 00:34:20,091 --> 00:34:22,651 - Nine-point lead? - Cake! 433 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:25,628 Colt, no matter what, no fighting. 434 00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:28,256 - Oh, come on. - No fighting. 435 00:34:28,332 --> 00:34:31,358 With a nine-point lead, they're dead. 436 00:34:31,436 --> 00:34:33,631 Let's whip their butts. 437 00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:37,367 - Can you hold my hat? - Why are you showing off? 438 00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:40,002 I'm not showing off. I'm playing basketball. 439 00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:57,955 One! 440 00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:06,335 Two! 441 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,972 Three.! 442 00:35:17,982 --> 00:35:20,815 Four! 443 00:35:23,754 --> 00:35:26,086 Five, six, seven.! 444 00:35:33,564 --> 00:35:35,498 Rocky, are you okay? 445 00:35:35,566 --> 00:35:37,727 Back off. I'm fine. 446 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,997 - Rocky, are you all right? - Hey! 447 00:35:59,023 --> 00:36:01,685 Nooo! 448 00:36:08,032 --> 00:36:10,899 - Colt. - Shut up. 449 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,937 Go ahead. 450 00:36:19,977 --> 00:36:22,468 - Nine. - Chicken. 451 00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:25,539 - Come on, one more basket. - You're goin' down. 452 00:36:25,616 --> 00:36:28,210 You can do it, man. 453 00:36:35,459 --> 00:36:38,223 Yeah! 454 00:36:38,296 --> 00:36:41,060 - Psych! - Thank you, thank you. 455 00:37:24,942 --> 00:37:28,309 Here, I got it. 456 00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:40,717 Vroom! Vroom! Watch out! Watch out! 457 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:43,316 - Tum Tum, where's Colt? - I don't know. 458 00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:45,328 Could you go upstairs and look for him? 459 00:37:45,396 --> 00:37:47,956 - Rocky, where's your brother? - Who cares? 460 00:37:48,032 --> 00:37:52,298 - Baby, get the door. It's the baby-sitter. 461 00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:05,481 Hi. 462 00:38:09,754 --> 00:38:11,745 Well, there you are. 463 00:38:11,822 --> 00:38:13,756 You should be getting ready for bed. 464 00:38:13,824 --> 00:38:16,054 - It's 9.. 00. - Where's Dad? 465 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:19,722 He's working late again on this case, honey. I'm gonna meet him now. 466 00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:23,233 Is he gonna tell Grandpa not to teach us anymore? 467 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,235 Honey, we'll see, okay? 468 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:29,069 Dad's been upset about his work and this isn't the best time to ask him. 469 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,836 Who is this bad guy anyway? 470 00:38:31,909 --> 00:38:34,844 There's a picture of him on the top of that file. 471 00:38:34,912 --> 00:38:37,437 What time are you guys comin' home? 472 00:38:37,515 --> 00:38:41,918 Late. Now you be good, okay? 473 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:52,861 Grandpa, who's this in the picture? 474 00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:56,127 It's no one. 475 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,567 Guys! Guys, check this out. 476 00:38:59,637 --> 00:39:01,605 This is the guy from yesterday. 477 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:04,072 He's the one Dad's after. 478 00:39:04,141 --> 00:39:06,439 Grandpa is friends with a criminal? 479 00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:08,842 - No way! - Yes, way. 480 00:39:08,913 --> 00:39:12,110 It says so on the back. 481 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:16,847 "Hugo Snyder... business associate, Mori Tanaka. " 482 00:39:16,921 --> 00:39:18,855 That's Grandpa. 483 00:39:18,923 --> 00:39:23,087 - Do you think Grandpa's a crook too? - Come on, no way. 484 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,061 But it says he's friends with that guy! 485 00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:30,123 And we saw him jokin' around with Grandpa yesterday. 486 00:39:31,969 --> 00:39:34,904 We gotta tell Dad. 487 00:39:34,972 --> 00:39:38,373 We can't tell Dad. If he knows that they're still friends... 488 00:39:38,442 --> 00:39:40,910 he'll never let us see Grandpa again. 489 00:39:40,978 --> 00:39:44,345 I can't believe Grandpa's a bad guy. 490 00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:47,907 He's not! 491 00:39:48,786 --> 00:39:51,186 Is he? 492 00:39:55,626 --> 00:39:57,560 Okay, dudes. 493 00:39:57,628 --> 00:40:00,563 Operation "kick butt" is about to commence. 494 00:40:00,631 --> 00:40:03,327 Synchronize watches. 495 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:07,531 - What time is it? - I don't know. Anybody got a watch? 496 00:40:07,605 --> 00:40:11,041 Awesome! 497 00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:15,044 So like, Fester, how we gonna get into the house, dude? 498 00:40:18,382 --> 00:40:22,079 - That's a very good question, O Gnarly One. - Dude! 499 00:40:24,555 --> 00:40:28,616 It seems that providence has shined her lovely light upon us, boys. 500 00:40:28,692 --> 00:40:31,752 It's pizza time! 501 00:40:31,829 --> 00:40:35,094 Come in, Rocky. Rocky, are you there? 502 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:39,034 - Hello, is anybody there? - Hello! 503 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:41,333 - Rocky, is that you? - It's Emily. 504 00:40:41,405 --> 00:40:46,900 - She wants to talk to Rocky. - Tell her I'm busy. 505 00:40:46,977 --> 00:40:50,469 He says to say he loves you! 506 00:40:50,548 --> 00:40:53,312 Rocky loves Emily. 507 00:40:55,419 --> 00:40:57,819 I can't talk. I got a ton of homework. 508 00:40:57,888 --> 00:41:00,982 - My parents are gonna kill me if I don't finish. 509 00:41:01,058 --> 00:41:02,719 What's going on? 510 00:41:15,773 --> 00:41:18,333 - Who is it? - Pizza, ma'am. 511 00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:23,642 - We didn't order any pizza! - Uh, some kids called! 512 00:41:23,714 --> 00:41:28,947 And if you don't pay, we'll T.P. your house. Shh! 513 00:41:31,555 --> 00:41:35,286 Surprise! 514 00:41:45,135 --> 00:41:48,798 - Uncool, bro. - Dude, sensitive. 515 00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:53,376 Much better. 516 00:41:53,444 --> 00:41:56,413 Okay, first we feast, then we felony. 517 00:42:06,223 --> 00:42:10,819 Guys, I've got some good news and some bad news. 518 00:42:10,895 --> 00:42:15,992 The good news is... the delivery guy just creamed the baby-sitter with a pizza. 519 00:42:16,066 --> 00:42:18,000 Awesome! 520 00:42:18,068 --> 00:42:22,027 The bad news is... they're carrying guns. 521 00:42:24,341 --> 00:42:27,367 Okay, okay, don't panic. We'll call the police. 522 00:42:27,444 --> 00:42:29,935 Duh, there's no phone in here! 523 00:42:30,014 --> 00:42:33,415 Um, Emily! We'll call Emily and she'll call the police. 524 00:42:33,484 --> 00:42:38,547 Hold it! Rocky, this could be our chance. 525 00:42:38,622 --> 00:42:42,149 - If we can take these three robbers ourselves- - Then maybe Dad... 526 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:45,161 will see that our ninja training's worth it! Yes! 527 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:48,790 - Should we do it? - Let's "murdelize" 'em. 528 00:43:08,686 --> 00:43:12,816 - This kidnapping is so much better than armed robbery. - Dude! 529 00:43:12,890 --> 00:43:17,020 - Yeah, I never got a pizza on a robbery. - Dude! 530 00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:22,532 It's good 'zza too. We should save some of this for the kids we're 'nappin'. 531 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,763 - Dude! - They're probably pretty nice kids. 532 00:43:27,237 --> 00:43:28,670 Where are the weapons? 533 00:43:28,739 --> 00:43:31,833 Dad hid 'em. He doesn't want us messing with 'em. 534 00:43:31,909 --> 00:43:35,504 Oh, great, so what are we gonna use against those guys with guns? 535 00:43:40,851 --> 00:43:44,309 - Okay, you dudes ready? - Radical. 536 00:43:44,388 --> 00:43:47,050 Okay, one, two, three- 537 00:43:48,058 --> 00:43:53,052 Whoa! Cool room! 538 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:57,294 Dude. 539 00:43:57,368 --> 00:44:00,565 Oh, little dudes. Pizza's here. 540 00:44:14,985 --> 00:44:18,921 Where are those little boogers? 541 00:44:18,989 --> 00:44:23,358 If I was a little booger, where would I be? 542 00:44:23,427 --> 00:44:26,624 Mom and Dad's room. Come on, you guys. 543 00:44:26,697 --> 00:44:29,097 Last one out closes the door. 544 00:44:41,145 --> 00:44:44,376 Come on. 545 00:44:44,448 --> 00:44:48,851 - Colt, you've got the room at the end of the hall Mom is redoing. - Check. 546 00:44:48,919 --> 00:44:51,854 - Tum Tum, you've got the kitchen. - Check. 547 00:44:51,922 --> 00:44:54,447 Now, guys, prepare for phase one. 548 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:58,757 Hey, dudes, check it out. 549 00:44:58,829 --> 00:45:01,730 Go, Tum, go! 550 00:45:34,965 --> 00:45:37,934 Hey! Found one. 551 00:45:40,003 --> 00:45:44,440 Oh, no! Robbers! 552 00:45:44,508 --> 00:45:46,772 - Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers. - We are. 553 00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:50,213 Dude. 554 00:45:53,484 --> 00:45:56,419 Hey! 555 00:46:01,358 --> 00:46:03,553 Good luck, Colt. 556 00:46:03,627 --> 00:46:07,324 Whoa. 557 00:46:09,066 --> 00:46:12,729 Okay, little dude. 558 00:46:12,803 --> 00:46:15,499 We know you're in here somewhere. 559 00:46:15,572 --> 00:46:18,370 We don't wanna hurt you. 560 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:23,379 We just wanna kidnap you. 561 00:46:37,828 --> 00:46:40,626 Come here, you little idiot. 562 00:46:40,697 --> 00:46:43,825 Little kid, come here. 563 00:46:43,901 --> 00:46:46,335 Kid.! 564 00:46:46,403 --> 00:46:50,203 Hey! 565 00:46:50,274 --> 00:46:53,072 - Dude! Dude! It's me! - Oh, dude, you're right. 566 00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:56,442 - I'm totally sorry. - Dude! You hit me first! 567 00:46:56,513 --> 00:47:01,041 Just stop it! Stop it! Shh! Where's that little kid? 568 00:47:23,073 --> 00:47:24,597 Ha.! 569 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:28,839 - Fake out! - Shut up. 570 00:47:28,912 --> 00:47:33,849 - Dude! - No, there's no possible way he could be downstairs. 571 00:47:35,252 --> 00:47:37,516 - Dude, what happened? - You hit me! 572 00:47:41,892 --> 00:47:44,224 Dudes! Dudes! 573 00:47:44,294 --> 00:47:47,127 Let's get outta here! 574 00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:50,132 - It's still locked.! - Pull harder! 575 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,929 Oh. 576 00:47:55,439 --> 00:47:59,432 Get off my head, man.! 577 00:47:59,509 --> 00:48:02,000 Colt.! The oil. 578 00:48:14,491 --> 00:48:17,016 Wipeout, dude! 579 00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:38,214 What's with the CDs? 580 00:48:38,282 --> 00:48:40,614 Get 'em, dudes! 581 00:48:40,684 --> 00:48:43,209 Here they come! 582 00:48:50,994 --> 00:48:53,758 Don't you just hate us? 583 00:49:01,872 --> 00:49:04,773 Ooh! Watch my nose, dude! It's bad news already. 584 00:49:09,646 --> 00:49:13,446 Where are you,you little dude? You're gonna get it so bad. 585 00:49:41,511 --> 00:49:45,174 - Tum Tum, you ready? - Not yet! 586 00:49:56,259 --> 00:49:58,955 Fasten your seat belts and enjoy the ride! 587 00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:32,421 Radical. 588 00:50:33,063 --> 00:50:36,294 Forgive me for being so supportive of my father. 589 00:50:36,366 --> 00:50:38,800 - It's my Asian side, I guess. - Well, great. 590 00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:42,396 - Why are you giving your husband a hard time? - That's my American side. 591 00:50:42,472 --> 00:50:44,667 That's very funny. 592 00:50:44,741 --> 00:50:47,938 We'll be home in 10 minutes. I'm gonna talk to the boys about it. 593 00:50:48,011 --> 00:50:51,640 They're probably asleep now. Look, Sam, they love what they do... 594 00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:53,706 and they love him. 595 00:50:53,784 --> 00:50:57,311 Sweetheart, all I'm trying to tell you is that someone could get hurt. 596 00:51:09,032 --> 00:51:12,695 All right, all right. 597 00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,230 Stop! 598 00:51:18,308 --> 00:51:21,835 - It worked! - It's burning! Dude! 599 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:26,042 Oh, my eyes, dude.! Hey.! 600 00:51:26,116 --> 00:51:31,144 - Sorry if it stings! - Where's the sink? Where's the- ooh! 601 00:51:32,222 --> 00:51:35,487 - Are we winning? - Okay, phase two. 602 00:51:35,559 --> 00:51:40,963 - Hold it. Before phase two, I've got a little surprise. - What's that stuff? 603 00:51:41,031 --> 00:51:44,831 Remember last year when you were sick and you couldn't take a dump for 3 days? 604 00:51:44,901 --> 00:51:49,929 - Yeah? - This is the stuff that makes you have to go. 605 00:51:50,006 --> 00:51:53,066 - Instant diarrhea. - You're sick. 606 00:51:53,143 --> 00:51:55,407 Not as sick as they're gonna be. 607 00:51:55,479 --> 00:51:58,710 Move over, man! I'm hurtin'! 608 00:52:04,488 --> 00:52:07,924 Mmm! This stuff is good! 609 00:52:07,991 --> 00:52:11,358 - Give me that! - Hey! 610 00:52:11,428 --> 00:52:13,362 Dude! 611 00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:17,491 Those kids, man! I'm really going to... 612 00:52:17,567 --> 00:52:19,592 injure them! 613 00:52:22,305 --> 00:52:25,399 Mission accomplished. 614 00:52:25,475 --> 00:52:27,966 - Okay, guys, phase two? - Phase two. 615 00:52:28,044 --> 00:52:30,740 Dude.! Dude.! 616 00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:36,148 Where is Fester? 617 00:52:36,219 --> 00:52:40,019 Dudes! Dudes! Bail me out! 618 00:52:42,025 --> 00:52:46,587 Help! Help! Help! Ow! 619 00:52:46,663 --> 00:52:50,565 - Nasty. - Other- other one! 620 00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:01,240 I say we kill those little boogers. 621 00:53:02,779 --> 00:53:07,375 - Like, I thought we wanted them alive. - I want us alive, dude! 622 00:53:07,450 --> 00:53:10,146 Those little kids are dangerous. 623 00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:15,783 - So what's the gag? - We get in their room and we find their fatal flaw. 624 00:53:18,328 --> 00:53:20,023 Ted. 625 00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:30,999 Hello! Hello! 626 00:53:31,074 --> 00:53:34,566 Hey.! Check one. Okay. Calling all cars. Calling all cars. 627 00:53:34,644 --> 00:53:37,772 Be on the lookout for- thank you very much. 628 00:53:37,847 --> 00:53:40,008 - I really think- - Rocky? 629 00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:44,179 - Rocky, is that you? - Whoa! Dudes! 630 00:53:44,254 --> 00:53:47,849 Dudes.! Come here.! Come here.! Come here.! 631 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,993 Uh, come over. 632 00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:58,159 Come to the front door of my house right away. 633 00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:03,639 - What's going on over there? - Come over. It's important. 634 00:54:03,707 --> 00:54:05,937 I'll be right there. 635 00:54:07,510 --> 00:54:09,910 - Awesome! - Dude! 636 00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:13,381 We got those little dudes now, dudes. 637 00:54:13,450 --> 00:54:15,714 Let's go. 638 00:54:15,785 --> 00:54:19,915 Hello? Is anybody here? 639 00:54:19,990 --> 00:54:24,086 Rocky? Mrs. Douglas? 640 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:26,788 Shh! Shut up! 641 00:54:38,108 --> 00:54:40,099 Okay, boys.! 642 00:54:40,176 --> 00:54:43,441 We're comin'in.! We got a little surprise for you.! 643 00:54:43,513 --> 00:54:46,038 Ha-ha-ha! Ow! 644 00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:52,885 Okay, dudes! Party's over! 645 00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:56,756 Put that stuff down. 646 00:54:56,826 --> 00:55:00,762 Ha, ha. Hey, Fester, buddy. 647 00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:02,889 I'm not feelin' so hot. 648 00:55:04,467 --> 00:55:08,665 - Dude. - What's wrong with you dudes? We're almost outta here. 649 00:55:08,738 --> 00:55:12,003 Sorry, Fester, dude. I've got to take a major dump big time.! 650 00:55:12,075 --> 00:55:15,010 - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! - Dude! 651 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:19,043 Okay, none of you little dudes move... 652 00:55:19,115 --> 00:55:21,515 until those two dudes get back. 653 00:55:21,584 --> 00:55:26,886 Now, I'm gonna ask this question once. Where's your little brother? 654 00:55:26,956 --> 00:55:29,186 Up here.! 655 00:55:37,701 --> 00:55:40,033 All right, Emily. 656 00:55:40,103 --> 00:55:43,436 No sweat. 657 00:55:43,506 --> 00:55:47,169 - Are we winning? - Let's finish 'em. 658 00:55:51,915 --> 00:55:54,884 It stinks! Man, that reeks! 659 00:55:54,951 --> 00:55:57,545 Hai-ya! 660 00:55:59,789 --> 00:56:02,758 Not the stomach! Not the stomach! 661 00:56:06,062 --> 00:56:08,292 Thanks! 662 00:56:26,182 --> 00:56:28,844 No! No! That's the diarrhea cup. 663 00:56:28,918 --> 00:56:31,716 - Emily, are you okay? - Yeah. 664 00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:47,103 - I'm really sorry about all this, ma'am. - Are you okay? 665 00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:50,363 I'll go get the napkins. 666 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,840 I hoped you saved some pizza for us! 667 00:56:54,944 --> 00:56:58,277 - Who are those guys anyway? - Probably burglars. 668 00:56:58,348 --> 00:57:01,374 Don't worry, ma'am. We have the situation under control. 669 00:57:01,451 --> 00:57:04,284 Yeah, we can take care of ourselves. 670 00:57:13,897 --> 00:57:17,025 Hello, kids. We're all gonna go for a little ride. 671 00:57:22,939 --> 00:57:25,499 Would you like me to drive? 672 00:57:29,513 --> 00:57:31,447 We're doing everything that we can. 673 00:57:31,515 --> 00:57:33,449 It's not enough. Where's Fitzpatrick? 674 00:57:33,517 --> 00:57:35,917 There is nothing else. 675 00:57:35,986 --> 00:57:38,648 - Mrs. Douglas? - Not now, Emily. 676 00:57:38,722 --> 00:57:41,213 Mrs. Douglas, I know where the boys are. 677 00:57:44,061 --> 00:57:47,087 - I was told to give this to you. - Emily- 678 00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:52,568 - Sam? - Call him. 679 00:57:52,636 --> 00:57:54,934 Come here. 680 00:57:56,239 --> 00:58:00,232 - Snyder took the boys. - What? 681 00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:03,006 "And lay off Snyder. " 682 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:05,014 All right, honey. It's okay. 683 00:58:05,082 --> 00:58:07,550 Don't worry now. We're gonna get 'em back. 684 00:58:07,617 --> 00:58:09,551 Freeze! Don't move! 685 00:58:09,619 --> 00:58:12,019 Wait, wait. Hold your fire. 686 00:58:12,089 --> 00:58:14,023 It's my father-in-law. 687 00:58:14,091 --> 00:58:17,254 - What are you doing here? - I came to check on the family. 688 00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:20,524 Daddy, Snyder took the boys. 689 00:58:20,597 --> 00:58:24,590 Snyder! I'll get the boys back for you. 690 00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:29,105 - What, you? Come on, Mori. - Sam, Snyder's got a ship in the harbor. 691 00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:31,140 I know, Berth 6. 692 00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:35,668 How did you know? I'm a ninja. I could hardly follow him. 693 00:58:35,746 --> 00:58:37,907 Simple... we followed you. 694 00:58:37,981 --> 00:58:40,575 Okay, okay. 695 00:58:40,650 --> 00:58:43,448 In Snyder's heart, he's still a ninja. 696 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:46,011 It will take a ninja to break him. 697 00:58:46,089 --> 00:58:48,887 Come on, Mori, we don't have time for ninja games. 698 00:58:48,959 --> 00:58:52,793 - I'm not playing games. - Give me 10 minutes, I'll have a hundred men there. 699 00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:55,024 Stop it... both of you! 700 00:58:55,098 --> 00:58:58,693 Now, this is about the boys. 701 00:58:58,769 --> 00:59:00,999 Sam, my father is a very special man. 702 00:59:01,071 --> 00:59:04,700 You read the note. If Snyder sees you, he may hurt the boys. 703 00:59:04,775 --> 00:59:07,676 - What if he sees him? - No one will see me. 704 00:59:07,744 --> 00:59:10,144 I don't know. 705 00:59:10,213 --> 00:59:14,377 Sam, give me one hour. 706 00:59:14,451 --> 00:59:16,612 One hour? 707 00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:25,785 Mori... we both hate Snyder. 708 00:59:25,862 --> 00:59:29,389 And I know that we both love those boys. 709 00:59:30,834 --> 00:59:35,100 So now, I'm trusting you to bring them home. 710 00:59:35,172 --> 00:59:38,733 Sam.! Sam, wejust got a report on Colonel Farouk. 711 00:59:38,809 --> 00:59:42,040 I'll be right there. Mori- 712 00:59:42,112 --> 00:59:46,139 Mori? Mori? 713 00:59:46,216 --> 00:59:48,878 I told you he was special. 714 00:59:50,954 --> 00:59:53,445 I hope so. 715 01:00:05,702 --> 01:00:08,170 Rocky, these ninjas have guns. 716 01:00:08,238 --> 01:00:10,968 If they have guns, they're no ninjas. 717 01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:14,306 If they fire off the guns anyway, the police'll hear. 718 01:00:14,377 --> 01:00:17,710 Oh, that's reassuring. 719 01:00:17,781 --> 01:00:20,306 Guys, we have to stick together. 720 01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,886 Let's go, you little twerps. 721 01:00:28,358 --> 01:00:31,725 One, two, three, four! 722 01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:34,423 One, two, three... 723 01:00:34,498 --> 01:00:36,693 four.! 724 01:00:36,766 --> 01:00:42,938 One, two, three, four.! 725 01:00:43,006 --> 01:00:44,997 One, two, three- 726 01:00:52,249 --> 01:00:56,049 Hey, Colt, does this style look familiar to you? 727 01:00:56,119 --> 01:00:59,418 It ought to. Your grandfather was Snyder's teacher. 728 01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:03,258 Grandpa. 729 01:01:42,766 --> 01:01:46,065 This sucks. This really sucks. 730 01:01:46,136 --> 01:01:48,070 I'm hungry. 731 01:01:48,138 --> 01:01:51,972 Great! Why don't we just eat our way outta here? 732 01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:54,237 Colt, chill. We'll get out. 733 01:01:54,311 --> 01:01:56,871 We'll probably starve to death. 734 01:01:56,947 --> 01:01:59,006 No one is gonna starve. 735 01:01:59,082 --> 01:02:02,245 We gotta get outta here so we can help Grandpa when he comes. 736 01:02:02,319 --> 01:02:06,619 Grandpa? Rocky, you must've been hit in the head too many times... 737 01:02:06,690 --> 01:02:09,352 'cause Grandpa is one of them. 738 01:02:09,426 --> 01:02:12,054 He's a ninja. Grandpa will come. 739 01:02:12,128 --> 01:02:16,189 I don't care who he is as long as he brings something to eat. 740 01:02:16,266 --> 01:02:18,962 Would you guys get a clue! 741 01:02:19,035 --> 01:02:23,768 Grandpa isn't coming. He sold us out. 742 01:02:27,177 --> 01:02:29,111 Yoo-hoo. 743 01:02:31,848 --> 01:02:33,975 Hey, what's the matter with us? 744 01:02:34,050 --> 01:02:36,541 Don't you remember what Grandpa said? 745 01:02:36,620 --> 01:02:39,214 Everything around us can be our friend. 746 01:02:39,289 --> 01:02:41,223 Be friendly to your environment. 747 01:02:41,291 --> 01:02:43,691 - That is the ninja way. - Okay. 748 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,593 All right, Rocky. So what are we supposed to do? 749 01:02:46,663 --> 01:02:49,393 Are we gonna go make the "friendly" door open? 750 01:02:49,466 --> 01:02:52,435 He's right, Rocky. We're goners. 751 01:02:57,774 --> 01:03:01,141 - What are you doing? - Shh. 752 01:03:01,211 --> 01:03:03,907 - Hello, security. - Yeah, I'm in the kids' cell. 753 01:03:03,980 --> 01:03:06,005 Call me back. I wanna test the phone out. 754 01:03:07,817 --> 01:03:10,081 Rocky, you're crazy. 755 01:03:10,153 --> 01:03:12,087 Just watch. 756 01:03:14,724 --> 01:03:17,955 - Hello? - This is a phone check. Is that you, Frank? 757 01:03:18,028 --> 01:03:21,429 Wait, wait. You must mean the guard. Hold on. 758 01:03:21,498 --> 01:03:24,934 It's for you. 759 01:03:30,307 --> 01:03:32,070 Hai-ya! 760 01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:34,804 Frank? Frankie? You there, Frank? 761 01:03:43,353 --> 01:03:45,287 This is very discouraging. 762 01:03:47,057 --> 01:03:49,719 They'rejust kids. Kids.! 763 01:03:49,793 --> 01:03:53,786 I want them found now, or I'll tear out your liver.! 764 01:03:53,863 --> 01:03:57,629 I, I understand. All right, move out. 765 01:03:57,701 --> 01:04:00,431 Move out! 766 01:04:00,503 --> 01:04:03,836 Please, let me catch them. Pretty please, let me catch them. 767 01:04:23,993 --> 01:04:27,224 Okay, little guy. You're comin' with- 768 01:04:33,570 --> 01:04:35,538 Colt, come on. 769 01:05:33,797 --> 01:05:35,958 - Ow! - Ow! 770 01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:19,533 Come on. This way. 771 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:33,854 Ahhh! 772 01:06:38,495 --> 01:06:40,861 Not yet. 773 01:06:58,948 --> 01:07:01,075 No! 774 01:07:08,558 --> 01:07:10,549 - Yeah. - Come on. 775 01:07:22,805 --> 01:07:25,035 Get him. 776 01:07:30,079 --> 01:07:32,513 Ya! 777 01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:36,318 Ya! 778 01:07:47,463 --> 01:07:49,431 Come on. 779 01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:07,375 - We should run. - We should hide. 780 01:08:07,450 --> 01:08:09,918 We should kick their butts! 781 01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:14,355 Look out! 782 01:08:31,674 --> 01:08:34,507 Come on, boy. Round two. 783 01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:46,613 Hai-ya! 784 01:08:49,726 --> 01:08:52,490 Hai-ya! See ya. 785 01:08:55,865 --> 01:08:57,799 Ow! 786 01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:24,854 Oh. 787 01:09:37,407 --> 01:09:39,568 Hey, you're pretty good. 788 01:09:39,642 --> 01:09:41,132 Not! 789 01:09:42,211 --> 01:09:44,236 - Yoo-hoo! - Yeah. All right! 790 01:09:44,313 --> 01:09:46,247 - You okay, man? - Yeah, I'm fine. 791 01:09:46,315 --> 01:09:48,249 Let's get outta here. 792 01:10:08,938 --> 01:10:11,133 We need a plan. 793 01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:13,402 Yeah, we need a plan. 794 01:10:13,476 --> 01:10:16,968 Forget a plan. Let's rock this chump! 795 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:19,674 Come on, my little pets. 796 01:10:44,173 --> 01:10:47,040 - Rocky.! Colt.! - It's Grandpa. 797 01:10:47,110 --> 01:10:49,578 - I told you he would come. - I knew he would. 798 01:10:49,645 --> 01:10:51,613 Remember the practice dummy. 799 01:10:51,681 --> 01:10:54,912 Light up the eyes, boys. Light up the eyes! 800 01:10:54,984 --> 01:10:57,919 - Let's light this dude up! - Hai-ya! 801 01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:05,917 Hai-ya! 802 01:12:12,228 --> 01:12:14,958 - Hai-ya! - Hello, boys. 803 01:12:15,031 --> 01:12:18,000 Hello, Grandpa. 804 01:12:31,013 --> 01:12:33,038 Attention.! 805 01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:37,385 Very nice, old man. 806 01:12:37,453 --> 01:12:40,354 You taught them young ones well. 807 01:12:40,423 --> 01:12:43,654 Yes, they have learned well. 808 01:12:43,726 --> 01:12:47,389 What do you say? Teach my men? 809 01:12:47,463 --> 01:12:49,761 No! 810 01:12:49,832 --> 01:12:51,766 Shame. 811 01:12:51,834 --> 01:12:54,325 Then I'm gonna have to kill you. 812 01:12:56,706 --> 01:13:00,802 - Let my family go. - No. 813 01:13:00,877 --> 01:13:06,008 Then we fight, you and me alone. 814 01:13:06,082 --> 01:13:09,347 No one else. And if I lose- 815 01:13:09,418 --> 01:13:12,512 Then you die! 816 01:13:12,588 --> 01:13:16,820 - And if I win? - Well, golly. 817 01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:20,522 I'm a sport. If you win... 818 01:13:20,596 --> 01:13:22,530 the kids can go free. 819 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:26,698 - Is that understood? - Yes, sir! 820 01:13:26,769 --> 01:13:30,432 - Am I a nice guy or what? - You're a geek. 821 01:13:34,143 --> 01:13:37,601 May I speak to my family before I fight? 822 01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:40,046 Certainly. 823 01:13:41,117 --> 01:13:43,108 Come here, boys. 824 01:13:46,622 --> 01:13:48,590 Now, listen, boys. 825 01:13:48,658 --> 01:13:51,855 Stay back. Don't try to help me. 826 01:13:51,928 --> 01:13:53,896 - But, Grandpa- - What? 827 01:13:53,963 --> 01:13:56,124 But, Grandpa, but what if you lose? 828 01:13:56,198 --> 01:13:58,189 Remember lesson number one: 829 01:13:58,267 --> 01:14:02,897 never fight unless you're sure you can win. 830 01:14:02,972 --> 01:14:07,033 Here, take these for luck. 831 01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:10,670 All right. Four strands of rope. 832 01:14:12,381 --> 01:14:15,475 Whoa! 833 01:14:18,187 --> 01:14:20,280 - Come on, Grandpa, get him. - Get him, Grandpa. 834 01:14:30,366 --> 01:14:32,493 Look out! 835 01:14:47,516 --> 01:14:50,610 Get him, Grandpa! 836 01:15:22,918 --> 01:15:25,887 Grandpa, be careful. 837 01:16:00,790 --> 01:16:02,815 - Ah! - That was a pepper bomb. 838 01:16:02,892 --> 01:16:05,759 Ahh! 839 01:16:14,236 --> 01:16:17,672 Stop it! 840 01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:19,731 Nooo! 841 01:16:21,277 --> 01:16:26,146 - Stop! - Grandpa! 842 01:16:58,180 --> 01:17:01,741 Say good-bye to Grandpa, boys.! Huh? 843 01:17:01,817 --> 01:17:05,878 So much for never flghting battles you can't win.! 844 01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:07,923 Huh? Huh! 845 01:17:14,663 --> 01:17:18,599 - Yeah! - Yeah, Grandpa. Hit him! 846 01:17:18,667 --> 01:17:20,567 Yes! 847 01:17:37,686 --> 01:17:40,621 - Grandpa. - Oh! Not so hard. 848 01:17:40,689 --> 01:17:43,021 - I'm an old man. - No.! 849 01:17:45,594 --> 01:17:48,586 I never lose. 850 01:17:49,899 --> 01:17:52,629 Never. 851 01:17:53,903 --> 01:17:56,303 All right, freeze.! This is the F.B.I. 852 01:17:56,372 --> 01:17:58,863 The ship is surrounded. 853 01:17:58,941 --> 01:18:02,104 Nobody move. Drop your guns. 854 01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:05,909 It's over. Put the guns down. 855 01:18:05,981 --> 01:18:09,940 Now slowly put your hands over your head. Do it now.! 856 01:18:10,019 --> 01:18:12,954 Hi, Dad. 857 01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:19,850 I wanna make a phone call. 858 01:18:19,929 --> 01:18:21,863 Can you lend me 20 cents? 859 01:18:21,931 --> 01:18:26,231 Listen, uh... I think I need a doctor. 860 01:18:28,304 --> 01:18:32,741 Mori- Mori, I- 861 01:18:32,808 --> 01:18:35,936 - I just wanna say thank you. - Agh! 862 01:18:36,011 --> 01:18:40,675 Just a little bow would do, okay? 863 01:18:40,749 --> 01:18:43,684 I told you you'd make a great ninja warrior. 864 01:18:43,752 --> 01:18:46,016 Thanks, Mom. 865 01:18:46,088 --> 01:18:48,989 Thanks for rescuing us, Dad. 866 01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:51,925 Hey, come on. You guys are the real heroes here, not me. 867 01:18:51,994 --> 01:18:55,054 Does that mean it's okay if we saw Grandpa? 868 01:18:55,130 --> 01:18:57,758 You got it, Colt. 869 01:18:57,833 --> 01:19:00,393 And the same goes for Rocky and- 870 01:19:00,469 --> 01:19:03,267 - Tum Tum. - Tum Tum. 871 01:19:03,339 --> 01:19:06,035 Yeah, the same goes for Rocky and Tum Tum as well. 872 01:19:06,108 --> 01:19:09,305 Let's go, Sam. We got evidence to collect. 873 01:19:14,516 --> 01:19:17,883 - You better do it by yourself,Jerry. - By myself? 874 01:19:17,953 --> 01:19:21,946 Yeah. I got a family of heroes I need to take out for pizza. 875 01:19:22,024 --> 01:19:23,958 - Yeah! - Woo-hoo! 876 01:19:24,026 --> 01:19:27,928 - Come on, Grandpa. - I hate pizza. 877 01:19:27,997 --> 01:19:31,626 From this moment on, my brothers and I... 878 01:19:31,700 --> 01:19:33,668 knew that we had truly become ninjas. 879 01:19:33,736 --> 01:19:36,899 Especially when I clobbered flve guys all by myself. 880 01:19:36,972 --> 01:19:38,906 - You didn't clobber flve guys. - I did so.! 881 01:19:40,976 --> 01:19:45,072 - Boys.! Boys.! - Sorry, Grandpa. 882 01:19:47,249 --> 01:19:49,274 Oh yeah 883 01:19:51,387 --> 01:19:53,412 Oh yeah 884 01:19:55,557 --> 01:20:01,754 Uh-uh 885 01:20:01,830 --> 01:20:03,764 Oh yeah 886 01:20:03,832 --> 01:20:05,766 I'm goin'for mine every time you see me 887 01:20:05,834 --> 01:20:07,825 Laugh and treat me bad but you can't defeat me 888 01:20:07,903 --> 01:20:09,871 I believe in myself that's why you can't fade 889 01:20:09,938 --> 01:20:11,963 This witty-full, logical totally awesome arrangement 890 01:20:12,041 --> 01:20:14,009 Prepared for any situation 891 01:20:14,076 --> 01:20:16,203 Be it good, bad or even petty avocation 892 01:20:16,278 --> 01:20:18,246 Hangin'outta school tryin'to gain a reputation 893 01:20:18,314 --> 01:20:21,147 All it's gonna get ya is a long vacation 894 01:20:21,216 --> 01:20:23,343 Power 895 01:20:23,419 --> 01:20:25,353 Power of the kids Power 896 01:20:25,421 --> 01:20:29,050 Oh yeah, kid power 897 01:20:29,124 --> 01:20:31,684 Power 898 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:33,694 Power of the kids Power 899 01:20:33,762 --> 01:20:37,596 Oh yeah, kid power 900 01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:40,328 What oh, what oh, what- what is really goin'on? 901 01:20:40,402 --> 01:20:42,870 What makes you think you're just gonna disrespect me... 902 01:20:42,938 --> 01:20:46,169 your friends,your family, and all the people around you? 903 01:20:46,241 --> 01:20:49,699 It ain't never gonna happen. I don't even think so. 904 01:20:49,778 --> 01:20:51,302 Hey, believe in yourself. 905 01:20:51,380 --> 01:20:53,610 - Faith - Faith.! 906 01:20:53,682 --> 01:20:56,708 - Nobody move, nobody get hurt - Man,you ain't gonna doJack.! 907 01:20:56,785 --> 01:20:58,719 But watch me work as I persist at this 908 01:20:58,787 --> 01:21:01,449 - And uplift the raff of grift - What up with that? 909 01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:03,650 Check this, self-control I uphold with a goal 910 01:21:03,726 --> 01:21:05,956 My last resort is cold so don't try to get bold 911 01:21:06,028 --> 01:21:08,462 Ain't lookin'for no trouble don't wanna burst your bubble 912 01:21:08,530 --> 01:21:10,930 I got the power of one son 913 01:21:10,999 --> 01:21:12,967 Power 914 01:21:13,035 --> 01:21:15,003 Power of the kids Power 915 01:21:15,070 --> 01:21:19,097 Oh yeah, kid power 916 01:21:19,174 --> 01:21:21,108 Power 917 01:21:21,176 --> 01:21:24,009 Power of the kids Power 918 01:21:24,079 --> 01:21:27,139 See? Kid power 919 01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:31,876 Faith.! 920 01:21:35,190 --> 01:21:37,886 - Hey,you're pretty good... not.! - Psych.! 921 01:21:40,262 --> 01:21:43,823 - Say again. - Hey,you're pretty good... not.! Psych.! 922 01:21:45,834 --> 01:21:48,530 Hey,you're pretty good. Hey, believe in yourself. 923 01:21:48,604 --> 01:21:50,765 Hey,you're pretty good... not.! 924 01:21:53,308 --> 01:21:59,411 Hai-ya.! Hai-ya.! 925 01:21:59,481 --> 01:22:01,415 Pysch.! 926 01:22:04,019 --> 01:22:06,078 Ha-ha-ha-ha.! 927 01:22:09,992 --> 01:22:11,926 Hey, believe in yourself. 928 01:22:11,994 --> 01:22:13,928 Ha-ha-ha-ha. 929 01:22:13,996 --> 01:22:16,430 Psych.! 930 01:22:16,498 --> 01:22:18,557 I'm goin'for mine every time you see me 931 01:22:18,634 --> 01:22:20,659 Laugh and treat me bad but you can't defeat me 932 01:22:20,736 --> 01:22:22,761 I believe in myself that's why you can't fade 933 01:22:22,838 --> 01:22:24,897 This witty-full, logical totally awesome arrangement 934 01:22:24,973 --> 01:22:26,873 Prepared for any situation 935 01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:29,137 Be it good, bad or even petty avocation 936 01:22:29,211 --> 01:22:31,441 Hangin'outta school tryin'to gain a reputation 937 01:22:31,513 --> 01:22:34,004 Son,you headed for rehabilitation 938 01:22:34,082 --> 01:22:36,175 Power 939 01:22:36,251 --> 01:22:39,982 Power of the kids Power 940 01:22:40,055 --> 01:22:42,182 Kid power 941 01:22:42,257 --> 01:22:44,589 Power 942 01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:46,594 Power of the kids Power 943 01:22:46,662 --> 01:22:50,758 Hai-ya.! Kid power 944 01:22:50,833 --> 01:22:52,824 Power 945 01:22:52,901 --> 01:22:54,892 We got the power of the kids Power 946 01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:58,736 Hai-ya.! Kid power 947 01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:00,775 Power 948 01:23:00,843 --> 01:23:04,779 We got the power of the kids Power 949 01:23:04,847 --> 01:23:07,509 Kid power 950 01:23:07,583 --> 01:23:09,574 Power 951 01:23:09,651 --> 01:23:13,246 The power of the kids Power 952 01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:15,449 Kid power 953 01:23:15,524 --> 01:23:17,822 P- P-P-Power 954 01:23:17,893 --> 01:23:19,861 Power of the kids Power 955 01:23:19,928 --> 01:23:22,522 Kid power Kid power Kid power 956 01:23:32,107 --> 01:23:36,544 Power 957 01:23:36,612 --> 01:23:40,309 Ha-ha-ha-ha. Kid power 958 01:23:43,952 --> 01:23:46,546 Say again. Say again. 959 01:23:46,622 --> 01:23:48,590 Kid power 960 01:23:48,657 --> 01:23:50,921 - Power - Ha-ha-ha-ha. 961 01:23:52,961 --> 01:23:54,792 Hey, believe in yourself. 962 01:23:54,863 --> 01:23:56,888 Kid power 963 01:24:01,603 --> 01:24:03,070 Say again. 964 01:24:03,138 --> 01:24:05,072 Kid power 965 01:24:05,140 --> 01:24:07,802 Power 966 01:24:07,876 --> 01:24:09,741 Power of the kids Power 967 01:24:09,811 --> 01:24:11,472 Hey, believe in yourself. 968 01:24:11,547 --> 01:24:13,811 - Kid power - Psych.! 969 01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:16,043 Power 970 01:24:16,118 --> 01:24:19,747 Power of the kids Power 971 01:24:19,821 --> 01:24:22,881 Kid power 972 01:24:22,958 --> 01:24:26,291 Hey,you're pretty good... not.! 973 01:24:26,361 --> 01:24:29,330 - Say again. - Hey,you're pretty good... not.! 71546

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