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Well, today is the big day.
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Oh, a little nip and tuck?
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-Finally getting in shape?
-Getting even with your barber?
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If you're trying to hurt
my feelings, it's working.
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A major viewing
of the new principal.
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Finally, gonna upgrade
from substitute science teacher
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to full-time.
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Whoa, do we have a say in this?
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Yeah. I think I speak
for the entire school
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when I say that two days
of you a month is plenty.
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Well, too bad,
because I really want this,
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since I can't be Kraniac anymore
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and I can't use
my superior intelligence
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for its intended purpose.
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Or failing students
and rubbing it in their faces.
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No. Inspiring the youth
of tomorrow.
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Wow, I didn't see
that one coming.
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By showing them
how smart a human can be.
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Don't you have enough toys
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in your lair
to keep your mind busy?
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No. But I did just complete
my latest project.
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Check it out.
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If anyone ever
discovers our villain secret,
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this is going
to come in real handy.
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This is memory erase gas.
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I'd like to erase my memory
when you have gas.
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Yeah. That's the last time
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I ever shape-shift
into a couch cushion.
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When inhaled,
this will temporarily
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erase every memory
in a person's head,
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which will give us
a head start out of town
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before anyone can report us.
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I also created a dizzy gas,
a sleeping gas, and a truth gas,
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all part of the clever gas
collection by Vic.
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I'm sorry.
Are you trying to protect us
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or sell holiday gift sets
at the mall?
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Well, I'm gonna put
these away and head out.
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I wanna get
to the teacher's lounge
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before Ms. Billford
snags the last bagel.
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I swear that woman
could sniff out
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a pumpernickel
from two towns over.
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I wish I had his confidence
at my new job.
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I thought you liked working
at The Round-Up taco truck.
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I do. But the manager wants me
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to work on
my customer service.
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I'm sorry but if you want
your food fast,
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I ain't going
to order it for you.
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Oh, and to make matters worse,
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there's a mystery shopper
showing up today.
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What's a mystery shopper?
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A picky customer who comes in
and evaluates our service,
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and reports back to management.
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The mystery is you don't know
who they are.
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So basically a tattletale
who gets paid?
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-Exactly.
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I struck out at the job fair.
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I lasted a day
at the pizza place.
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I cannot lose another job.
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If I just make it
through the second day,
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I know it'll stick.
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Well, Mom, guess what?
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-Hmm?
-I got a work study job
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at The Round-Up,
and I start today,
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so I can help you with your
customer service skills.
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Jakey, well, that's great.
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Oh, now, when I get mad
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and throw guacamole at someone,
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I will just blame it on you.
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There you are.
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We're gonna be late.
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For what? We still have an hour
before school starts.
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You know how I've been
trying to get tickets
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for this weekend's
sold-out Fuchsia concert?
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What the heck is a Fuchsia?
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You know that music I play
to drown out
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the sound of your voice?
That's her.
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Anyway, I heard they're doing
a last-minute drop
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of tickets down at the arena.
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If we go down there fast,
we might get some.
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Now? But we'll be late
for school.
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Oh, but I do wanna see Fuchsia.
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But if we're late,
I'll get detention.
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She never comes to Texas.
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Oh, but if I get detention,
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then it'll break my streak
of never getting detention...
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How about we just go do this
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and make all the voices
in your head happy.
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We got the tickets.
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We got the tickets.
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Oh, I can't believe we beat out
all those people in line.
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Yeah. No, once I hip checked
that first guy,
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the rest just fell
like dominoes.
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I've never been so alive.
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Wait. Where is everyone?
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Oh, no.
We're four minutes late.
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This is what I get
for losing myself
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in a moment
of joyous enthusiasm.
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Hartley, I'm a pro
at sneaking in.
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Trust me, no one's gonna
know we're late.
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COLBY: No one except me.
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You're not the only pro
at sneaking in late.
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I do it all the time.
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And it's a lot easier now
that I can turn invisible,
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since, you know, chosen one.
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Wait. You go to the school?
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Yeah. I'm a freshman.
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I just missed a couple months
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when I was stuck
in my shape-shifting loop.
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But I haven't seen you
here since then.
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Yeah, 'cause now
I'm in a school skipping loop.
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But that's on purpose. See you.
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Busted!
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Mr. Tennyson?
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That's Principal Tennyson
to you.
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Wait. You're our new principal?
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I was just promoted
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from vice principal
at East Valley View.
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This is the culmination
of a 20-year career
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in school administration,
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but, sure, act surprised.
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And I run a tight ship.
That's right.
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There's a new sheriff in town.
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That was a lot of metaphors.
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And that's a lot of lip
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from two girls
who just got detention.
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What? No.
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I never get detention.
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Can't you let it slide?
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Let me be clear.
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I know you all think of me
as your fun-loving
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and "down with the teens"
neighbor.
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Oh, I wouldn't say that.
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But within these walls,
make no mistake about it,
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I am not your princi-pal.
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Huh?
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See what I did there?
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If not, I'll break it down
for you in detention.
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Great.
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I'm officially a perp.
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Big deal.
You got your first detention.
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It's not like you actually
have to go or anything.
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-Of course, you have to go.
-Really?
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Oh, well, that explains why
they've been giving me detention
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for not going to detention.
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Hey, you two should be in class,
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unless you popped out
to wish me luck on my interview,
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which I don't need, because
scientifically luck isn't real,
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which you'd know if you were
as smart as me.
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Can't wait to meet
the new principal.
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He's gonna love me.
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Well, if it isn't, Mr. Madden.
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-Please tell me that isn't--
-Oh, it is.
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Oh, you want me
to refill your drink?
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You haven't finished
this one yet.
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Fine. One refill coming up.
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Hmm.
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Mom, that's salsa.
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I like to call this one
the ghost pepper spritz.
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Sorry.
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She's not good
with, uh... people.
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I'll bring a new one.
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What are you doing?
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The mystery shopper
could be here any minute.
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You have to be
in your best behavior.
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Now, what's another way
you could've handled that?
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-Dump the salsa on his head?
-No.
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-Dumb the soda on his head?
No.
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Dump the hot nacho cheese
on his head?
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You can't dump anything
on anyone's head.
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-I thought you wanted this job?
-I do.
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Then you need to control
your villain instincts.
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The trick is to pretend
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that you like the customers
even if you hate them.
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Oh, so swallow my feelings here,
take it out on my family later?
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Something like that.
Just make sure I'm not home.
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Oh, thank you.
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Here is your order, sir.
Have a taco-tastic day.
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You did it.
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You told him
to have a taco-tastic day
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and I can tell
you didn't mean it at all.
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Oh, maybe I can do this.
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Oh, look, a new customer
just sat down.
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See if you can keep it going.
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Oh, uh-hmm, no problem.
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-Welcome to The Round-Up.
-About time.
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Celia, hi.
What brings you here?
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-Do you sell tacos?
-Yes.
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Then, you solved the riddle.
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Yay.
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Uh, what can I get you?
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I'll have the taco
but can you crumble up the shell
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and sprinkle it on top
of some lettuce?
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-So you want a taco salad?
-Did I order a taco salad?
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It certainly
sounded like you did.
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Are you saying
I'm ordering wrong?
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Because Celia is always right.
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Isn't it the customer
is always right?
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Not today.
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Hey. I'm sorry about
getting us detention
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this morning, but...
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I think I found a way
to make things right.
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Colby, that's your cue.
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Sorry.
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I have so many powers now
I forgot which one I was using.
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You wouldn't get it.
Chosen one problems.
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I had Colby use his invisibility
to duck out of last period
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and go grab the gases
my dad made.
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Anything for my sister.
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You are paying me
in video games, right?
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-Yes.
-Anything for my sister.
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This stuff temporarily
wipes someone's memory.
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One whiff and Tennyson
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will forget he even
gave you detention.
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But if it's only temporary,
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then he'll remember
when it wears off.
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Well, I can't think
of everything, Hartley.
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I just came up
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with the perfect way
to win over Principal Tennyson.
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Hey, why are your hands
behind your back?
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Oh, I love this game.
I choose that one.
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-Who are you?
-Oh, no.
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All right, Mr. Madden.
Time for your interview.
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We could do it right here.
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I just lavender bombed my office
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to get rid
of the old principal's BO.
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It's like it clung to the walls.
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-Mr. Madden.
-You better find Mr. Madden.
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This sounds important.
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Uh, Mr. Madden, the interview.
You're a science teacher.
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Did you forget the formula
for being on time?
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How long will it take
for that stuff to wear off?
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I don't know.
Dad, how long does it take?
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-Who are you calling Dad?
-It's gonna take a while.
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Tick tock. These questions
aren't gonna answer themselves.
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It takes two to interview.
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Colby, you have
to shape-shift into Dad
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and do the interview
with Principal Tennyson.
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I don't know
how to be a teacher.
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I barely know
how to be a student.
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Look, you're a lot smarter
than Dad is right now.
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Come on, Colby. Help me out.
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Fine. But you owe me
a new gaming console.
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Whatever. Just do it.
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What is taking so long?
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Hartley, you gotta help me.
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Why are you roping me into this?
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Because getting this job
means a lot to my dad
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and I don't wanna be
the reason he loses it.
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Fine. I'll help.
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Great. Throw him
in the janitor's closet.
261
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,998
Why?
262
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:54,349
Um...
because you're the janitor!
263
00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:58,266
Wait. I'm a dad and a janitor?
Where do I find the time?
264
00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:00,442
All right, Mr. Madden.
265
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,966
That's me. Boom. Nailed it.
266
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,927
Okay.
267
00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:09,799
Why do you think you'll be
a good fulltime teacher?
268
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,192
A lot of reasons.
269
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,326
Oh, I have to say them?
270
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:18,808
No. We can play hangman
and I'll guess them.
271
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,984
Cool. I'll go sharpen my pencil.
272
00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:24,466
You're gonna need
to sharpen more than a pencil.
274
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:34,128
I'm trying to be nice,
275
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,521
but see her keep
sending her orders back?
276
00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:39,089
She's as demanding as that baby
277
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:41,222
that used to beg me
for bedtime snuggles.
278
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:43,354
Yeah. Colby was annoying.
279
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,879
I was talking about you.
280
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:49,665
Wait. If Celia's being picky,
specific, and demanding,
281
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,493
she must be the mystery shopper.
282
00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:54,322
Oh, you're right. What do I do?
283
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:57,455
It's just Celia.
You can totally handle her.
284
00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,066
She's practically family.
285
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,155
Okay. And she does
have a key, eats our food,
286
00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,897
and sometimes
sleeps in our beds.
287
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,726
Oh, she's either family
or Goldilocks.
288
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,382
So how does it all taste, Cels?
289
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:14,951
-Yeah. Third time's the charm.
-It's actually the fifth time.
290
00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:19,434
-Who's counting?
-I am.
291
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:22,698
There's a bunch of four leaf
clovers in the salsa.
292
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,439
Yeah, but that's cilantro.
293
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:26,702
You specifically
requested the pico de gallo.
294
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:29,400
Well, I don't like it
so why don't you pick it out-o?
295
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,451
Jakey, we might have to go
on the run again,
296
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:39,367
but this time,
it'll be worth it.
297
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,673
I know Celia
is driving you crazy,
298
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,066
but if she gives you
a good mystery shopper report,
299
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,546
you'll definitely keep your job.
300
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,678
Oh, I suppose you're right.
301
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,289
Why don't I take care of Celia
302
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:50,639
and show you
how it's done, all right?
303
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,902
-Hey, Celia.
-Not today, Taco Boy.
304
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,695
Okay. I locked your dad
in the junior's closet.
305
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,481
-Did anyone see you?
-Just the janitor.
306
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,570
But he's weirdly cool with it.
307
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:11,138
Yeah. He lets me hide
in there in between classes.
308
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:15,185
He's very generous
with the space.
309
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:18,667
So, Mr. Madden, where do you
see yourself in 10 years?
310
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:20,495
Professional skateboarder...
311
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,150
who also teaches.
312
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,499
Did I get that one right?
313
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:27,110
You know, I never do this
mid-interview,
314
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,285
but let's take a break.
315
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,331
You can come up
316
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:31,767
with better answers
to my questions
317
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,900
and I can go
use my temple ticklers
318
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,685
to get rid of the headache I got
when you started speaking.
320
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,650
I don't know how much more
of playing dad I can take.
321
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,827
Being that cocky
really takes a lot out of you.
322
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:51,091
Get this. There was
another janitor in the closet
323
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:54,921
and he said I wasn't a janitor,
so I swiped his mop.
324
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:57,401
Who's the janitor now?
325
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,229
Okay. This isn't working.
326
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,144
Maybe there's an antidote
on one of the vials.
327
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,408
Cool. What's that one do?
328
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:07,716
-Amy, stop. No more gas.
-No!
329
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:15,158
-Truth gas?
-Oh, no.
330
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,030
Amy, what have we done?
331
00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:19,423
Well, I don't know about you but
I can tell you what I've done.
332
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,643
I lost the TV remote
and blamed it on Jakey,
333
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,514
Colby's lunch
and I said a pigeon took it,
334
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:24,994
and I spent the entire night
rifling through your house
335
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:27,562
while you were sleeping.
336
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:30,434
That felt good
but why did I say that?
337
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:33,960
Great. The truth gas is making
her confess everything,
338
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:37,311
which means she could blow
your family secret.
339
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:39,487
Normally, I'd say the truth
will set you free,
340
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,706
but this time,
it might get you locked up.
341
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,710
Oh, Principal Tennyson is back.
342
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,582
Colby, get back
to the interview.
343
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,671
I'll get your dad out of here.
344
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,760
Uh-oh. Gum. I better get that.
345
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,460
Amy, why don't you join us?
346
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,941
Maybe you can tell me why
we should promote your father
347
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:00,551
'cause he sure can't.
348
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:06,557
Oh, I'll tell you
whatever you need to know,
349
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,646
starting with
that's not really my father.
350
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:14,130
Oh, I wasn't expecting
daddy drama on my first day.
351
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:25,663
Did you just say
this isn't your father?
352
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:30,494
What she meant is
she sees Mr. Madden
353
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:34,237
as an educator first
and a dad second.
354
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:35,935
Mr. Madden, I have to be honest.
355
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:39,634
Your resume says one thing
but you say nothing.
356
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:42,115
I don't see how any student
could learn anything from you.
357
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,725
Yeah. To be honest,
I don't either.
359
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:48,382
Oh, Amy, such a joker.
360
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,819
Thanks. I get it from my dad,
who he is not.
361
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,255
What is happening?
362
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,260
Oh.
363
00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:59,654
Mr. Madden, you need
to get out of here.
364
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,830
-Why?
-I know this may be hard
365
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,833
to believe but you're
an evil genius supervillain
366
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,575
and your son shape-shifted
into you to save your job
367
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,446
because you made a gas
that erases your memory.
368
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:12,188
Well, if I'm such a genius,
why am I holding a mop?
369
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:14,974
Okay. You know what?
370
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,454
You are the janitor.
371
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,630
Oh, look. Runaway trash can.
372
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:26,159
And that is how you
turn pocket lint into gold.
373
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,553
All right. I've heard enough.
374
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,556
You don't seem to be
a qualified teacher at all.
375
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,384
Of course, he is.
376
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,604
There's gotta be something
he can do to convince you.
377
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:39,259
Well, maybe Mr. Madden
is more of a visual teacher.
378
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,783
Perhaps he could impress me
with a demonstration.
379
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,090
You know, a little
science experiment.
380
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:47,789
Uh, yeah. Let's fire up
the bunion burner.
381
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:48,877
Do you mean Bunsen burner?
382
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,139
Uh, sure.
383
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,533
He is not sure.
384
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,453
Wow, Cels, did I get
this one correct?
385
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,324
Looks like you've eaten
half your food.
386
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,109
Well, I gotta eat something
while I'm waiting for you
387
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,806
to get my order right.
388
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:07,678
Now, hurry up before
I fill up on the wrong one.
389
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,332
That's it.
390
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,682
We are out of plates.
I am out of patience.
391
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,815
Besides...
392
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,773
I know who you are.
393
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:20,126
I was-- I was young.
I didn't know what I was doing.
394
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,084
All I did was hand him
a trash bag.
395
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,435
-What?
-What?
396
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,918
No. You-- you're
the mystery shopper.
397
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,877
That's why you've been
dissecting how I'm doing my job.
398
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,618
Mystery shopper?
399
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:39,058
Do I look like someone
who keeps my opinion a mystery?
400
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,148
-Well, if you're not, who is?
-How should I know?
401
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:45,412
I'm just a friendly woman who's
still waiting on her churro.
402
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,458
You did not order a churro.
403
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,895
I didn't order a taco salad
either but here we are.
404
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:55,465
That's it. I'm done.
405
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:58,164
I just-- I'm not cut out
for this job.
406
00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:01,558
This wasn't a table for two
but go ahead.
407
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:05,432
I think it's pretty obvious
that I can't do anything right.
408
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:08,435
Look, you're doing fine.
409
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:11,438
Most waiters quit
after serving me.
410
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:15,833
Oh, actually, most waiters quit
while serving me.
411
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,576
So if you've hung in this long,
you got what it takes.
412
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,449
Thanks, Cels.
413
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,668
Hey, maybe I can make this work.
414
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:27,149
I mean, if I can handle you,
I can handle anyone.
415
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,846
That's the spirit.
416
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,502
-Still waiting on that churro.
-Oh.
417
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:37,246
Well, you're looking happier.
418
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,554
Celia and I
had a heart to heart.
419
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,773
Or one empty chest cavity
to another.
420
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,993
Hey, anyway,
421
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,821
turns out, she's not
the mystery shopper.
422
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:50,433
The only mystery about her
is what was in that trash bag.
423
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:53,697
Oh, well, guess what?
424
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,699
The manager told me
a couple hours ago
425
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:58,093
that the real
mystery shopper canceled.
426
00:18:58,833 --> 00:18:59,877
What?
427
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:05,056
-Why didn't you tell me?
-Because you...
428
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,101
you were doing so well
with Celia.
429
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,669
I didn't wanna mess that up.
430
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,149
You're thinking
of dumping salsa on my head,
431
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,150
-aren't you?
-No.
432
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,586
-Soda?
-No.
433
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,936
-Hot nacho cheese?
-We have a winner.
434
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,899
Wow, that's a lot of stuff.
435
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,337
What kind of experiment
are you doing?
436
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,121
It's a surprise.
437
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:29,951
I hate surprises, especially
at the doctor's office.
438
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:32,867
Didn't know we were
doing that today.
439
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,609
I have powers.
440
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:39,352
-Excuse me.
-She said she has flowers.
441
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:43,269
No. I'm pretty sure
she said powers.
442
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,705
Let me guess.
443
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,533
You're one of those
wannabe witches.
444
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,057
I swear you teen girls
watch one scary movie
445
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:51,842
and you all think
you're possessed.
446
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:54,062
Principal Tennyson, any chance
447
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:55,716
we could do
the experiment tomorrow?
448
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,761
No way.
449
00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:59,676
I was promised an experiment
450
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,809
and if Mr. Madden wants
this job, he better hurry up.
451
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,376
Don't worry. I'm on it.
452
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,469
-I fight superheroes.
-What?
453
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:12,167
Sure you do, honey.
454
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:15,214
I'm gonna go
get the school counselor.
455
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,128
Oh, no.
You don't have to do that.
457
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,308
-Uh-oh.
458
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:25,963
I should have known
this would happen.
459
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:31,534
Mr. Madden,
I take my job very seriously.
460
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:34,842
Not only are you not fit
to be a full-time teacher,
461
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,670
you're not fit to be a sub.
462
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:42,153
Wait. That's a Fuchsia ringtone.
463
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,417
-You like her?
-Of course.
464
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,114
Who doesn't?
465
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,377
You know, I tried to get tickets
to her concert this week
466
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:51,206
but they were completely
sold out and-- wait.
467
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,687
You're trying to distract me
from the matter at hand.
468
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:56,472
This man is a fraud.
469
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,996
Mr. Madden, I'm sorry
but we won't be needing
470
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:02,913
-your services anymore.
-Wait.
471
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,351
This job means a lot to my dad
and I don't want him to lose it
472
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,788
because of me. I care about him.
473
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:12,836
That's why-- and I love my dad.
Why can I stop talking?
474
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:16,013
Listen.
Um, I'll give you two tickets
475
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,972
to the Fuchsia concert
if you could help us out.
476
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:21,280
-Uh, one ticket.
-Do you wanna go with him?
477
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,282
Two tickets.
478
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:27,024
Right. Like you'd
be able to get...
479
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:31,333
It's like looking
at two glittery bars of gold.
480
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,944
They're yours
if you'll help us out.
481
00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:36,295
I can't accept bribes.
482
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:38,166
But if I don't do
anything for you,
483
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:40,429
then technically it's a gift.
484
00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:44,781
So thank you. I got the tickets.
485
00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,653
I got the tickets.
486
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:48,524
-Mr. Madden.
-Mr. Madden?
487
00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:50,309
I don't know what happened?
488
00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:52,267
I was just chasing after a
trash can and then I realized...
489
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:55,531
I'm a grown man
chasing a trash can.
490
00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,446
What the heck happened to you?
491
00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:59,579
You know what happened?
You were just...
492
00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:02,843
Wait. What?
493
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:06,716
Invisible super speed?
Way to go, Colby.
494
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:09,415
That's impossible.
What happened to the mess?
495
00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:11,547
My little brother cleaned it up.
496
00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:13,549
Stop talking.
497
00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:16,683
I know what I saw.
I mean, look at me.
498
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:19,120
If there wasn't a mess
then why am I covered in...
500
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:28,912
There's your science experiment,
Principal Tennyson.
501
00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:30,784
To make you believe
one thing was happening
502
00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:32,220
while something
completely different
503
00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:33,961
was happening at the same time.
504
00:22:34,048 --> 00:22:36,920
Well, technically, that's magic.
505
00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:39,140
But I'll accept it.
506
00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:42,404
Well done.
The full-time job is yours.
507
00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:45,189
-But I haven't done anything.
-Stop talking.
508
00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:50,238
So how does it feel
509
00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:52,109
to be a full-time
science teacher, Mr. Madden?
510
00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:53,807
Uh, great.
511
00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:56,592
Plus, now we all get
to eat lunch together every day.
512
00:22:56,679 --> 00:22:58,855
You do know that teachers
have their own lounge, right?
513
00:22:58,942 --> 00:23:02,555
Yeah. But it's a lot harder
to embarrass you from there.
514
00:23:02,642 --> 00:23:05,340
All part of the clever
payback collection by Vic.
515
00:23:07,211 --> 00:23:09,910
Tell me again
why we helped him get this job.
516
00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:11,477
Because we messed up.
517
00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:14,262
But I gotta say,
detention wasn't half bad.
518
00:23:14,349 --> 00:23:16,003
They made us pick up trash.
519
00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:17,657
What'd you volunteer
to do anyways?
520
00:23:17,744 --> 00:23:19,876
You ever think maybe
you should be the janitor?
521
00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:23,097
Hopefully,
this would just teach you
522
00:23:23,184 --> 00:23:24,881
to accept the consequences
523
00:23:24,968 --> 00:23:27,057
instead of trying to get out
of it with your villain schemes.
524
00:23:27,144 --> 00:23:28,842
I guess. At least that way,
525
00:23:28,929 --> 00:23:30,234
we could have actually gone
to the concert.
526
00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:31,888
Hmm. I'm sure
we didn't miss much.
527
00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:35,283
Girls! Fuchsia was fire!
529
00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:40,114
She sang all the hits,
had like 20 costume changes,
530
00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:42,203
and at the end of the show,
531
00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:44,597
she brought
one lucky fan on stage.
532
00:23:44,684 --> 00:23:47,426
Spoiler alert, it was me.
533
00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:54,345
Wow. Well, at least, now we know
our principal can do the worm.
534
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,608
Uh-hmm.
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