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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,128 --> 00:00:27,786 [gentle music] 2 00:00:49,773 --> 00:00:52,397 [upbeat music] 3 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:16,559 [men shouting] 4 00:01:53,527 --> 00:01:56,392 [bodies thudding] 5 00:02:15,997 --> 00:02:17,827 - [Referee] That's in touch, and that's full time. 6 00:02:17,861 --> 00:02:19,794 [whistle blows] 7 00:02:19,829 --> 00:02:21,934 - [Man] Better luck next time, buddy. 8 00:02:21,969 --> 00:02:25,317 [men cheering] 9 00:02:25,352 --> 00:02:27,664 [player laughing] 10 00:02:33,532 --> 00:02:35,431 [players applauding] 11 00:02:35,465 --> 00:02:37,709 - [Captain] Three cheers for the South London Stags. 12 00:02:37,743 --> 00:02:38,675 Hip Hip- - [Players] Hooray. 13 00:02:38,710 --> 00:02:40,332 - [Captain] Hip Hip. - [Players] Hooray. 14 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:41,851 - [Captain] Hip Hip. - [Players] Hooray. 15 00:02:41,885 --> 00:02:43,439 - Good game, boys. 16 00:02:51,447 --> 00:02:53,759 - [Stuart] Chin up, boys. 17 00:02:53,794 --> 00:02:56,245 That was a great game. 18 00:02:56,279 --> 00:02:58,212 Yeah, it was close, so I don't want you worrying 19 00:02:58,247 --> 00:03:00,456 about the score line. 20 00:03:00,490 --> 00:03:01,905 Those fat, straight old blokes, 21 00:03:01,940 --> 00:03:03,873 they've been playing a lot longer than you have. 22 00:03:03,907 --> 00:03:08,429 But, as first games go, it was really fucking great. 23 00:03:08,464 --> 00:03:11,674 You were aggressive, you supported each other, 24 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:15,643 and you held your own against a much more experienced side. 25 00:03:15,678 --> 00:03:19,923 It's a great start to the season, and you know what? 26 00:03:21,270 --> 00:03:21,925 Come on. 27 00:03:23,375 --> 00:03:25,446 I'm fucking excited. 28 00:03:25,481 --> 00:03:28,518 Shower up, and lets go and have a few beers. 29 00:03:28,553 --> 00:03:32,246 [players grunt and applaud] 30 00:03:33,351 --> 00:03:34,800 - Think he's paying? 31 00:03:34,835 --> 00:03:35,974 [men laugh] 32 00:03:36,940 --> 00:03:39,529 [somber music] 33 00:03:39,564 --> 00:03:42,429 [water splashing] 34 00:03:46,605 --> 00:03:49,919 [indistinct pub chatter] 35 00:03:59,515 --> 00:04:01,275 - Eating for two, babe? 36 00:04:01,310 --> 00:04:02,345 - I don't want to become a skinny bitch 37 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:03,898 like one of this lot. 38 00:04:03,933 --> 00:04:04,830 Carbs! 39 00:04:06,418 --> 00:04:08,834 - Ladies and Gentlemen. 40 00:04:08,869 --> 00:04:10,560 I'm going to jump straight in and say a big thank you 41 00:04:10,595 --> 00:04:14,081 to our hosts, the Rochester boys, for the Rugby lesson, 42 00:04:14,115 --> 00:04:15,565 and most generous hospitality. 43 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,084 It's much appreciated. 44 00:04:17,118 --> 00:04:20,846 [crowd applauds and whoops] 45 00:04:20,881 --> 00:04:23,504 I promise we'll return the favor at our place, 46 00:04:23,539 --> 00:04:25,886 on both fronts, when the time comes. 47 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,854 Now, for man of the match, it was an easy choice 48 00:04:28,889 --> 00:04:31,063 to set the tone for this season. 49 00:04:31,098 --> 00:04:33,411 This man put in an incredibly tenacious 50 00:04:33,445 --> 00:04:34,619 and creative performance, 51 00:04:34,653 --> 00:04:36,828 and he might even have won it for us at the end there, 52 00:04:36,862 --> 00:04:38,588 if he just looked inside. 53 00:04:38,623 --> 00:04:40,107 No, but really, really great work, 54 00:04:40,141 --> 00:04:40,832 and I can see that you're going to be 55 00:04:40,866 --> 00:04:43,559 a big asset for us this season. 56 00:04:43,593 --> 00:04:46,044 So, well done, Mark Newton. 57 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:48,874 [crowd applauds] 58 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,950 And my first Dick Of The Day award goes to the only man 59 00:04:55,985 --> 00:04:59,091 I've ever known to tackle one of his own players. 60 00:04:59,126 --> 00:05:00,886 - ah Fuck. 61 00:05:00,921 --> 00:05:01,887 - Mr. Pink. 62 00:05:01,922 --> 00:05:03,682 [crowd cheers] 63 00:05:03,717 --> 00:05:05,305 I hit my head 64 00:05:07,893 --> 00:05:12,070 - [Crowd] He is a stag lad, he is a stag lad, 65 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:16,385 he shouts it proudly, night and day, hey, hey. 66 00:05:16,419 --> 00:05:20,665 He's never lonely when we are with him, 67 00:05:20,699 --> 00:05:25,566 and he knows how to put a pint away, pint away, pint away, 68 00:05:25,601 --> 00:05:29,018 pint away, pint away, pint away, pint away. 69 00:05:29,052 --> 00:05:33,160 [crowd cheers] 70 00:05:33,194 --> 00:05:34,023 [crowd jeers] 71 00:05:34,057 --> 00:05:39,062 [crowd cheers] 72 00:05:45,034 --> 00:05:50,004 [louder cheering] 73 00:05:53,732 --> 00:05:57,598 [wolf whistling and chanting] 74 00:06:00,601 --> 00:06:03,535 [traffic rumbling] 75 00:06:04,743 --> 00:06:08,885 - [Henry] You didn't get any pictures today? Mark. 76 00:06:09,783 --> 00:06:11,819 - Oh, yeah, no, I wasn't really in the mood after the game, 77 00:06:11,854 --> 00:06:12,924 to be honest. 78 00:06:12,958 --> 00:06:16,203 - Shame. That ref would have made a nice picture. 79 00:06:16,237 --> 00:06:18,550 - [Neil] Oh, he was hot. 80 00:06:18,585 --> 00:06:21,519 [men laugh] 81 00:06:21,553 --> 00:06:24,970 - [Henry] Shall I book us tickets for tomorrow? 82 00:06:25,005 --> 00:06:27,421 What do you fancy seeing? 83 00:06:27,456 --> 00:06:29,216 - Tomorrow? - [Henry] Yeah. 84 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:30,873 - Look, I can't. Ricky's coming over. 85 00:06:30,907 --> 00:06:32,875 - Cumming? It's been a while, hasn't it? 86 00:06:32,909 --> 00:06:35,187 Hasn't it healed over by now? Isn't there cobwebs? 87 00:06:35,222 --> 00:06:37,604 - Yeah, and spiders. I bet there's spiders in there and all. 88 00:06:37,638 --> 00:06:38,536 - Piss off. 89 00:06:43,506 --> 00:06:45,025 - [Pinky] I don't know about you, 90 00:06:45,059 --> 00:06:47,061 but I would kill my firstborn for a mojito. 91 00:06:47,096 --> 00:06:48,269 - [Carlos] Firstborn what? 92 00:06:48,304 --> 00:06:52,964 - [Henry] Cocktails at the clubhouse. You'll be lucky. 93 00:06:52,998 --> 00:06:53,965 - Ugh 94 00:06:53,999 --> 00:06:56,795 - Yeah, I'll buy you a pint. 95 00:07:06,529 --> 00:07:09,083 [indistinct bar chatter] 96 00:07:09,118 --> 00:07:11,465 - [Barry] Look, I agreed to your little project 97 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,812 to train up new players to eventually join 98 00:07:13,847 --> 00:07:16,539 and benefit the A squad, 99 00:07:16,574 --> 00:07:19,024 not to burn through our limited funds 100 00:07:19,059 --> 00:07:21,268 with a whole other separate team, 101 00:07:21,302 --> 00:07:23,235 and carting them off- - Yeah, but just recruiting 102 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:25,893 experienced players isn't going to put us on the map. 103 00:07:25,928 --> 00:07:28,206 - We're already on the map. 104 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,071 The A's win almost all their games. 105 00:07:33,729 --> 00:07:38,699 For years, we fought tooth and nail to get the recognition 106 00:07:38,734 --> 00:07:42,600 and respect that we now have as a serious club, 107 00:07:42,634 --> 00:07:44,256 not some novelty act. 108 00:07:45,534 --> 00:07:46,535 I won't go back to that. 109 00:07:46,569 --> 00:07:49,227 - And having a B team that loses a few games 110 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:50,608 isn't going to change anything. 111 00:07:50,642 --> 00:07:52,955 They just need a bit of time. 112 00:07:53,887 --> 00:07:56,993 It was their first game of the season. 113 00:07:58,719 --> 00:07:59,893 Please, Barry. 114 00:08:03,552 --> 00:08:06,831 - Just be sure that you're not letting your pride 115 00:08:06,865 --> 00:08:09,489 drag our name through the dirt. 116 00:08:17,013 --> 00:08:19,671 - Cunts. Like they own the place. 117 00:08:19,706 --> 00:08:21,949 - Deep breaths, Pinky. 118 00:08:21,984 --> 00:08:25,574 - I'm from the As. Watch us wave our big dicks about. 119 00:08:25,608 --> 00:08:27,299 - Trust me, I've seen a few of them, 120 00:08:27,334 --> 00:08:29,957 and they're not all worth writing home about. 121 00:08:29,992 --> 00:08:31,200 - They're not all cunts, you know. 122 00:08:31,234 --> 00:08:35,653 - Oh yeah? Is that why you dropped down to play with us? 123 00:08:35,687 --> 00:08:37,137 - [Carlos] See, now there we go. 124 00:08:37,171 --> 00:08:39,588 - [Neil] Cheers, boys. 125 00:08:39,622 --> 00:08:40,830 - So, they won then? 126 00:08:40,865 --> 00:08:41,728 - [Pinky] Of course they did. 127 00:08:41,762 --> 00:08:44,213 You can smell the smugness in the air. 128 00:08:44,247 --> 00:08:46,146 - [Carlos] Do they even like each other? 129 00:08:46,180 --> 00:08:47,906 - [Jimmy] No. Not really. 130 00:08:47,941 --> 00:08:48,907 - What's the fucking point, then? 131 00:08:48,942 --> 00:08:51,116 - It's just a different mentality, isn't it? 132 00:08:51,151 --> 00:08:54,326 That's why they keep winning, I guess. 133 00:08:57,329 --> 00:09:00,678 [intense dance music] 134 00:09:12,206 --> 00:09:14,001 - You are such a size queen. 135 00:09:14,036 --> 00:09:15,865 - [Pinky] She doesn't even care who it's attached to, 136 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:17,315 as it needs a whole tub of lube to fit 137 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,386 into that tight little arse of hers. 138 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:21,871 - Honey, at least I have an arse, okay? 139 00:09:21,906 --> 00:09:23,804 I don't even know what you call that mound of sand 140 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:25,288 hanging off your back. 141 00:09:25,323 --> 00:09:27,083 [all laugh] 142 00:09:27,118 --> 00:09:28,982 Now, you see that guy? 143 00:09:29,948 --> 00:09:31,087 - What, the muscle daddy? 144 00:09:31,122 --> 00:09:32,054 - [Carlos] Mhmm. 145 00:09:32,088 --> 00:09:33,952 Saw him at the urinals earlier. 146 00:09:33,987 --> 00:09:36,921 I checked out the goods. The homework is done. 147 00:09:36,955 --> 00:09:39,406 Now, I just have to hand in my assignment, 148 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,719 if you know what I mean. 149 00:09:41,753 --> 00:09:43,824 - I'm glad to see all those years in English school paid up, 150 00:09:43,859 --> 00:09:44,860 I really am. 151 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,380 - Watch it, mate. - Sorry. 152 00:09:49,934 --> 00:09:52,177 - [Carlos] Henry, Henry. 153 00:09:52,212 --> 00:09:53,075 - Hey! 154 00:09:54,421 --> 00:09:55,284 with me, alright? 155 00:09:57,873 --> 00:09:59,219 [Henry retching] 156 00:09:59,253 --> 00:10:00,669 - [Mark] Jesus. 157 00:10:01,704 --> 00:10:02,394 Henry, how much have you had? 158 00:10:03,292 --> 00:10:04,120 I, er... 159 00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:07,986 Shall I get you some water, or something? 160 00:10:08,021 --> 00:10:12,094 - [Henry] No, just leave. Please, go. Go. 161 00:10:13,854 --> 00:10:16,374 [cubicle door shuts] 162 00:10:22,104 --> 00:10:25,176 [indistinct chatter] 163 00:10:38,879 --> 00:10:41,986 [intense dance music] 164 00:11:02,834 --> 00:11:05,078 - You're Mark Newton, right? 165 00:11:05,112 --> 00:11:07,356 - Yeah, that's right. 166 00:11:07,390 --> 00:11:09,945 - I've heard a lot of good things about you. 167 00:11:09,979 --> 00:11:10,946 - Who from? 168 00:11:11,981 --> 00:11:15,088 - [Warren] Man of the match today. Not bad. 169 00:11:15,122 --> 00:11:16,296 - That? 170 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:19,057 - No, well done. I'm Warren. 171 00:11:20,749 --> 00:11:22,474 - Are you in the A squad? 172 00:11:22,509 --> 00:11:24,028 I mean, I saw you at the clubhouse earlier, 173 00:11:24,062 --> 00:11:25,857 but I've not seen you round before. 174 00:11:25,892 --> 00:11:27,307 - Yeah, I've been out for a while with an injury. 175 00:11:27,341 --> 00:11:31,380 Fucked my leg, but I'm back and fit to play again now. 176 00:11:31,414 --> 00:11:32,484 - Clearly. 177 00:11:36,419 --> 00:11:38,283 - Do you want a drink? 178 00:11:39,526 --> 00:11:40,389 - Sure. 179 00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:54,852 - [Warren] Two shots of tequila. 180 00:11:55,922 --> 00:11:57,820 - [Mark] You serious? 181 00:11:57,855 --> 00:11:59,373 - Puts hairs on your chest. 182 00:11:59,408 --> 00:12:01,962 - Oh, is that something I want, is it? 183 00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:03,136 - You tell me. 184 00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:50,010 - I didn't realize you lot spoke to us lowly mortals. 185 00:12:50,045 --> 00:12:52,012 - We make exceptions for certain people. 186 00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:55,084 - Is that right? I'm honored. 187 00:12:55,119 --> 00:12:56,810 - As you should be. 188 00:12:56,845 --> 00:12:57,811 - [Mark] Yeah? 189 00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:03,230 Well, you certainly live up to the stereotype. 190 00:13:03,265 --> 00:13:05,439 - Devilishly handsome? 191 00:13:05,474 --> 00:13:07,269 - Full of yourselves. 192 00:13:09,858 --> 00:13:10,790 - I'm hurt. 193 00:13:11,963 --> 00:13:15,864 - Really? I didn't realize you As bruised so easily. 194 00:13:15,898 --> 00:13:18,936 That must make things a bit impractical, no? 195 00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:21,386 - Do you even get bruised in the B team? 196 00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:25,356 Doesn't that involve taking some hits first? 197 00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:28,842 - You're a piece of work, you know that? 198 00:13:38,645 --> 00:13:41,165 Enjoy the rest of your night. 199 00:13:49,242 --> 00:13:50,174 Henry? 200 00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:54,005 [muffled music] 201 00:14:25,002 --> 00:14:30,007 [music intensifies] 202 00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:06,008 - Fuck. 203 00:15:17,744 --> 00:15:20,643 [clothes rustling] 204 00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:27,927 - Everything all right? 205 00:15:30,239 --> 00:15:32,724 - You shouldn't have brought me here. 206 00:15:32,759 --> 00:15:33,933 - Excuse me? 207 00:15:35,624 --> 00:15:37,729 - [Warren] Where's my wallet? 208 00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:40,249 - Why are you in such a rush? 209 00:15:41,423 --> 00:15:42,286 Hey. 210 00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:44,978 - Bye. 211 00:15:45,013 --> 00:15:46,255 - [Mark] Oh, wow. 212 00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:49,086 You really are living up to the A-Squad-A-hole stereotype, 213 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,156 aren't you? 214 00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:53,297 - I have a boyfriend. 215 00:15:53,331 --> 00:15:55,299 [Mark scoffs] 216 00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:57,094 - Well that might have been useful information last night, 217 00:15:57,128 --> 00:15:58,095 don't you think? 218 00:15:58,129 --> 00:15:59,441 - You never asked. 219 00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:01,132 - [Mark] When was I supposed to do that? 220 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:03,031 Before or after you cornered me in a toilet 221 00:16:03,065 --> 00:16:04,170 and stuck your tongue down my throat? 222 00:16:04,204 --> 00:16:05,619 - He's a Stag. 223 00:16:08,726 --> 00:16:09,589 - Who? 224 00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:11,211 - [Warren] John Penrose. He's in my team- 225 00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:12,316 - Yeah, I know who he is. 226 00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:14,214 - [Warren] Yeah, well he can't find out about this, 227 00:16:14,249 --> 00:16:15,733 so don't fucking tell him or anyone, you hear me? 228 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,115 - [Mark] Relax, Jesus, I won't. 229 00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:19,564 - [Warren] I'm serious. 230 00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:21,532 - Yeah, I can see that. 231 00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:24,259 - Look, I don't mean to be- 232 00:16:24,293 --> 00:16:26,468 - Just go, all right? 233 00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:29,195 Go on. 234 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:55,704 [gentle music] 235 00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:40,231 [door clicks] 236 00:17:41,888 --> 00:17:44,408 [door shuts] 237 00:17:46,272 --> 00:17:47,445 - [Mark] Hey. 238 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,343 - Hey. 239 00:17:50,897 --> 00:17:52,726 You eaten? 240 00:17:52,761 --> 00:17:53,900 - [Mark] No, not really. 241 00:17:53,934 --> 00:17:55,626 - You look rough. 242 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:58,284 - Thank you. I went out last night. 243 00:17:58,318 --> 00:18:00,838 - With your pretend rugby team? 244 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,530 - And how was your flight? 245 00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:04,807 - [Richard] Did you bring one of them home? 246 00:18:04,842 --> 00:18:05,774 - [Mark] Richard, do we really going to do this right now? 247 00:18:05,808 --> 00:18:06,671 You've literally just walked in the door. 248 00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:08,432 - [Richard] Well, you're going to love 249 00:18:08,466 --> 00:18:10,330 what I've got to say next. 250 00:18:10,365 --> 00:18:12,194 I've got to go away again in two days. 251 00:18:12,229 --> 00:18:13,161 - You serious? 252 00:18:13,195 --> 00:18:14,438 - [Richard] For a month. - [Mark] A month? 253 00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:15,335 Are you joking? 254 00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:18,614 - [Richard] Flight's booked on Tuesday. 255 00:18:20,271 --> 00:18:21,134 I'm sorry. 256 00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:31,420 [gentle music] 257 00:19:32,032 --> 00:19:34,863 [birds chirping] 258 00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:44,528 [indistinct chatter] 259 00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:47,393 - [Henry] Hey, where did you end up Saturday night? 260 00:19:47,427 --> 00:19:48,359 You disappeared. 261 00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:51,397 - Just home. I tried looking for you, but- 262 00:19:51,431 --> 00:19:53,847 - [Henry] It's fine. I was just a bit smashed. 263 00:19:53,882 --> 00:19:56,574 - [Gareth] I'll say. That's one word for it. 264 00:19:56,609 --> 00:19:58,231 What was his name again? 265 00:19:58,266 --> 00:19:59,128 - What's this? 266 00:19:59,163 --> 00:20:00,026 - [Gareth] You've got to hear this. 267 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,890 - [Henry] No, he doesn't, actually. 268 00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:02,856 - [Gareth] So this one was stumbling about, 269 00:20:02,891 --> 00:20:05,376 saying he was leaving, but before he goes, 270 00:20:05,411 --> 00:20:08,276 he runs into the guy that Neil's been making out with 271 00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:09,311 all night. 272 00:20:09,346 --> 00:20:10,623 - [Mark] Oh Henry, no. 273 00:20:10,657 --> 00:20:12,763 - [Gareth] Yeah. Sloppy seconds. 274 00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:15,248 [men laugh] 275 00:20:20,391 --> 00:20:23,360 - Gareth really pisses me off. 276 00:20:23,394 --> 00:20:27,053 - [Mark] That's just him. Nobody actually cares. 277 00:20:27,087 --> 00:20:27,916 - I do. 278 00:20:29,883 --> 00:20:30,781 - Okay. 279 00:20:33,922 --> 00:20:35,786 Was this guy really that bad? 280 00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:40,480 - [Henry] No, mate. Worse. It was not my finest moment. 281 00:20:41,861 --> 00:20:44,415 [Mark laughs] 282 00:20:49,455 --> 00:20:53,562 [tense music] 283 00:21:05,954 --> 00:21:08,336 [whistle blows] 284 00:21:08,370 --> 00:21:11,684 [rapid footsteps] 285 00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:14,445 - [Stuart] Jog back, jog back. 286 00:21:23,592 --> 00:21:26,319 [whistle blows] 287 00:21:35,017 --> 00:21:36,433 - [Stuart] Right, excellent. 288 00:21:36,467 --> 00:21:37,882 Keep it low, guys. 289 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,748 Good, smash, good. 290 00:21:44,061 --> 00:21:47,064 That's it, good hit. That's it. Well done. Good. 291 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,031 Hit! Good hit. Good hit. 292 00:21:50,412 --> 00:21:53,795 Try and keep driving through all the way. 293 00:21:55,452 --> 00:21:57,592 Good, excellent. Good hit. 294 00:21:58,662 --> 00:22:00,698 Okay, it's your mother in law. Give her a hit. 295 00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:02,700 Good, good. That's it. 296 00:22:02,735 --> 00:22:06,911 - [Barry] A squad, over with me, far pitch, please. 297 00:22:12,054 --> 00:22:14,919 [water splashing] 298 00:22:24,722 --> 00:22:27,346 [somber music] 299 00:22:33,006 --> 00:22:36,562 [indistinct pub chatter] 300 00:22:55,719 --> 00:22:58,135 [door clicks] 301 00:23:03,623 --> 00:23:04,486 - Rich? 302 00:23:10,699 --> 00:23:13,495 [water splashes] 303 00:23:15,255 --> 00:23:17,913 [phone buzzes] 304 00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:32,065 [phone buzzes] 305 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:50,014 [message sending sound] 306 00:23:51,706 --> 00:23:54,191 [phone buzzes] 307 00:24:01,163 --> 00:24:03,959 [message sending sound] 308 00:24:29,295 --> 00:24:32,919 [ping pong balls tapping] 309 00:24:43,896 --> 00:24:46,243 [knocking] 310 00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:48,935 [gentle music] 311 00:24:56,218 --> 00:24:57,081 - Hey. 312 00:24:59,946 --> 00:25:01,983 - I can stand here and smile at you all night, if you like. 313 00:25:02,017 --> 00:25:03,571 - Sorry, come in. 314 00:25:10,819 --> 00:25:11,993 - [Warren] Wow. 315 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,307 That's really something. 316 00:25:16,342 --> 00:25:19,069 - Yeah. Yeah, it never gets old. 317 00:25:20,104 --> 00:25:22,900 - How can you afford this place? 318 00:25:22,935 --> 00:25:27,664 - [Mark] Well, actually, it's my partner Richard's. 319 00:25:27,698 --> 00:25:30,045 What? You never asked either. 320 00:25:34,291 --> 00:25:37,328 - [Warren] You know, I think I can see my place from here. 321 00:25:37,363 --> 00:25:41,609 All the way down there, with the other little people. 322 00:25:41,643 --> 00:25:43,680 - Do you want a drink? 323 00:25:43,714 --> 00:25:47,615 - Actually. An attempt to redeem myself. 324 00:25:49,030 --> 00:25:50,721 Sorry about Sunday. 325 00:25:51,929 --> 00:25:56,175 - Thanks. I wasn't really expecting you to message me. 326 00:25:57,141 --> 00:26:01,387 - [Warren] I felt bad about not doing it before. 327 00:26:01,421 --> 00:26:05,391 I didn't really like how things were left. 328 00:26:05,425 --> 00:26:09,084 - I have been thinking about you, I suppose. 329 00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:09,982 - Really? 330 00:26:11,777 --> 00:26:14,849 I've barely thought about you at all. 331 00:26:17,437 --> 00:26:20,648 So, how long have you been together? 332 00:26:20,682 --> 00:26:22,132 - About 4 years. 333 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:25,031 - [Warren] Okay. But you guys are open? 334 00:26:25,066 --> 00:26:26,930 - Yeah, obviously. 335 00:26:26,964 --> 00:26:29,070 - I don't think John would ever agree to that. 336 00:26:29,104 --> 00:26:31,382 - [Mark] So, you just do it behind his back instead? 337 00:26:31,417 --> 00:26:35,248 - [Warren] Hey. That's never happened before. I mean it. 338 00:26:35,283 --> 00:26:37,250 - [Mark] Okay, all right. No need to get defensive. 339 00:26:37,285 --> 00:26:38,148 - I'm not. 340 00:26:40,115 --> 00:26:40,944 I'm really not. 341 00:26:40,978 --> 00:26:43,049 - Okay. I'm only teasing. 342 00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:51,679 - So, do you have rules or something, then? 343 00:26:52,852 --> 00:26:56,684 - Actually, yeah. But they're all Richard's ones. 344 00:26:56,718 --> 00:26:58,996 - What? No sleeping with rugby players? 345 00:26:59,031 --> 00:27:00,101 [Mark laughs] 346 00:27:00,135 --> 00:27:02,310 - Surprisingly, that's actually not one of them. 347 00:27:02,344 --> 00:27:03,829 Although that is the only reason he thinks 348 00:27:03,863 --> 00:27:05,382 I joined the Stags. 349 00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:06,935 - Well, is it? 350 00:27:06,970 --> 00:27:07,833 - No. 351 00:27:09,248 --> 00:27:12,700 - So, why did you, then? Did you play at school? 352 00:27:12,734 --> 00:27:16,048 - I bet you were very good at school. 353 00:27:16,082 --> 00:27:17,877 You were, weren't you? 354 00:27:17,912 --> 00:27:19,776 Typical A team player. 355 00:27:21,156 --> 00:27:22,848 - You guys really don't like us, do you? 356 00:27:22,882 --> 00:27:25,333 - Well you don't really help yourselves. 357 00:27:25,367 --> 00:27:29,268 Speaking of which, I saw you and John at training. 358 00:27:29,302 --> 00:27:31,235 - Oh. The happy couple? 359 00:27:32,167 --> 00:27:33,306 - You tell me. 360 00:27:35,274 --> 00:27:36,931 - So, what were those rules again? 361 00:27:36,965 --> 00:27:39,450 Of your open relationship. 362 00:27:39,485 --> 00:27:40,348 - Okay. 363 00:27:43,972 --> 00:27:46,112 So, no one we know. 364 00:27:46,147 --> 00:27:50,427 I have to tell Rich about anyone that I sleep with. 365 00:27:51,428 --> 00:27:52,981 - and, um 366 00:27:54,776 --> 00:27:55,915 - And? 367 00:27:58,538 --> 00:28:01,196 - And no repeat visits. 368 00:28:01,231 --> 00:28:02,301 - Is that so? 369 00:28:04,406 --> 00:28:09,135 So, I'm guessing Richard knows I'm coming round tonight? 370 00:28:10,412 --> 00:28:11,966 - Not exactly, no. 371 00:28:13,450 --> 00:28:16,453 - But he knows about Saturday night? 372 00:28:20,008 --> 00:28:21,078 Er- 373 00:28:21,113 --> 00:28:22,770 [Warren tuts] 374 00:28:22,804 --> 00:28:25,842 Breaking all the rules. We're doing so well, aren't we? 375 00:28:25,876 --> 00:28:26,739 - Shut up. 376 00:28:28,430 --> 00:28:29,362 - So, I guess you could say 377 00:28:29,397 --> 00:28:33,090 that we're not the perfect couple either. 378 00:28:33,125 --> 00:28:34,851 - Well, if I were him I'd kick your arse 379 00:28:34,885 --> 00:28:35,955 out of this fancy place. 380 00:28:35,990 --> 00:28:38,820 - It's a good thing you're not him, then, isn't it? 381 00:28:38,855 --> 00:28:42,513 - Yeah, you wouldn't want to get involved. I'm awful. 382 00:28:42,548 --> 00:28:43,376 - Oh yeah? 383 00:28:45,206 --> 00:28:47,380 - Yeah, definitely not. 384 00:28:47,415 --> 00:28:49,417 - I should just stay clear. 385 00:28:49,451 --> 00:28:51,315 - Probably best. 386 00:28:51,350 --> 00:28:52,282 - Probably. 387 00:29:11,819 --> 00:29:14,373 [intense music] 388 00:29:14,407 --> 00:29:17,997 [Warren and Mark panting] 389 00:29:28,180 --> 00:29:30,561 - You're going to be trouble. 390 00:29:30,596 --> 00:29:31,873 [bag thudding] 391 00:29:31,908 --> 00:29:33,910 - [Stuart] Drive through. Drive it up. 392 00:29:33,944 --> 00:29:35,256 Keep your back straight, guys. 393 00:29:35,290 --> 00:29:38,431 - [Team] Ready, ready, ready, go. 394 00:29:38,466 --> 00:29:41,296 [bodies thudding] 395 00:29:45,611 --> 00:29:47,440 - [Team] Ready, ready, ready. 396 00:29:47,475 --> 00:29:49,097 - [Stuart] Good, remember, enter the tackle 397 00:29:49,132 --> 00:29:51,928 with your leading leg, so you control the contact. 398 00:29:51,962 --> 00:29:52,791 Okay? 399 00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:55,000 - [Team] Ready, ready, ready, go. 400 00:29:55,034 --> 00:29:57,105 - [Stuart] That's it. 401 00:29:57,140 --> 00:29:58,520 - [Man] Good, good, good, good, well done. 402 00:29:58,555 --> 00:30:01,351 - [Team] Ready, ready, ready, up! 403 00:30:03,146 --> 00:30:04,388 - [Gareth] Easy, Pinky. 404 00:30:04,423 --> 00:30:06,114 - [Pinky] All right, China doll. 405 00:30:06,149 --> 00:30:09,462 - [Team] Ready, ready, ready, go. 406 00:30:09,497 --> 00:30:11,292 Ready, ready, ready, go. 407 00:30:11,326 --> 00:30:12,949 - [Barry] A squad. 408 00:30:16,987 --> 00:30:20,128 [indistinct pub chatter] 409 00:30:20,163 --> 00:30:21,336 - I'm not going to lie, Pinky. 410 00:30:21,371 --> 00:30:23,304 Watching Gareth bitch and moan when you took him down, 411 00:30:23,338 --> 00:30:25,893 it made me feel all kinds of warm inside. 412 00:30:25,927 --> 00:30:27,998 - It was good, wasn't it? 413 00:30:29,103 --> 00:30:30,242 - Get off. 414 00:30:30,276 --> 00:30:31,588 - All right, man. Calm down. 415 00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:32,934 - Hello, John. 416 00:30:34,108 --> 00:30:35,488 Warren, you're back? 417 00:30:35,523 --> 00:30:36,489 - [Warren] Yeah. 418 00:30:36,524 --> 00:30:37,974 I've been given the all clear to play again. 419 00:30:38,008 --> 00:30:39,527 - So he says, anyway. 420 00:30:39,561 --> 00:30:41,425 - [Henry] Oh, John, these are my teammates. 421 00:30:41,460 --> 00:30:42,979 This is Pinky and Mark. 422 00:30:43,013 --> 00:30:47,328 - Pinky, Mark? I'm John, this is Warren, my partner. 423 00:30:47,362 --> 00:30:50,676 - Nice to meet you, Mark. Pinky. 424 00:30:50,710 --> 00:30:52,505 - [John] Warren and I are talking about going for some food, 425 00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:53,955 you guys want to join? 426 00:30:53,990 --> 00:30:54,818 - I'd love to. 427 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:55,957 - [Pinky] Oh, I've got to head off. 428 00:30:55,992 --> 00:30:57,614 Got work to do before bed. 429 00:30:57,648 --> 00:30:59,478 - Yeah, no, I should probably head off too, actually. 430 00:30:59,512 --> 00:31:01,307 - [Henry] Oh, come on, Mark. 431 00:31:01,342 --> 00:31:03,344 He was just moaning that he was starving. 432 00:31:03,378 --> 00:31:04,966 Where were you thinking? 433 00:31:05,001 --> 00:31:07,141 - Somewhere local. 434 00:31:07,175 --> 00:31:08,625 - Somewhere local? 435 00:31:10,592 --> 00:31:12,353 - Yeah, sure. Let's. 436 00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:14,113 Yeah 437 00:31:15,459 --> 00:31:18,393 - [Henry] I know somewhere lovely. 438 00:31:18,428 --> 00:31:20,223 [Henry and John laughing] 439 00:31:20,257 --> 00:31:22,466 - It was the way she came down and leered at us 440 00:31:22,501 --> 00:31:24,572 as we came off the pitch. 441 00:31:26,056 --> 00:31:28,093 - [Henry] No, but at least we had supporters, though. 442 00:31:28,127 --> 00:31:29,335 - True. 443 00:31:29,370 --> 00:31:31,303 - [Henry] God, I miss being a student. 444 00:31:31,337 --> 00:31:34,099 - [John] Well, you still drink like you are. 445 00:31:34,133 --> 00:31:35,445 Don't you want to settle down, 446 00:31:35,479 --> 00:31:37,585 and have a nice man and a dog someday? 447 00:31:37,619 --> 00:31:40,208 - [Henry] What, and end up like this one? 448 00:31:40,243 --> 00:31:41,969 - Henry. - [Henry] Oh fuck, I'm sorry. 449 00:31:42,003 --> 00:31:44,212 All chained up and unhappy. 450 00:31:46,076 --> 00:31:49,700 No, no, there is still far too much exploring to do. 451 00:31:49,735 --> 00:31:51,702 - Okay, Columbus. I think that's enough, mate. 452 00:31:51,737 --> 00:31:52,945 - What the fuck? 453 00:31:52,980 --> 00:31:54,153 - [John] It's true, man. 454 00:31:54,188 --> 00:31:56,604 Your teeth have reached a delightful shade of Merlot. 455 00:31:56,638 --> 00:31:59,952 - [Henry] Who the fuck are you? The fucking tooth fairy? 456 00:31:59,987 --> 00:32:02,299 [John laughs] 457 00:32:02,334 --> 00:32:04,025 - [John] Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Mark. 458 00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:06,476 It'd be nice to meet Richard sometime. 459 00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:10,066 - Now, speaking of the tooth fairy. 460 00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:11,274 You never see him. 461 00:32:11,308 --> 00:32:13,966 But there's always money under the pillow. 462 00:32:14,001 --> 00:32:15,209 - [Mark] Okay, bill please? 463 00:32:15,243 --> 00:32:16,313 - [Henry] Come on, come on. 464 00:32:16,348 --> 00:32:19,316 Look, look, he doesn't come to any of his games. 465 00:32:19,351 --> 00:32:21,491 None of them, but it's fine, because, 466 00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:23,458 "We're in a long distance relationship." 467 00:32:23,493 --> 00:32:25,184 - [Mark] Henry, that's enough. That's enough. 468 00:32:25,219 --> 00:32:26,082 - Okay. 469 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,155 He gets by with the occasional fuck on the side 470 00:32:30,189 --> 00:32:31,604 to keep him going- - [Mark] Enough. 471 00:32:31,639 --> 00:32:32,502 Leave it. 472 00:32:33,744 --> 00:32:36,609 - [John] Henry, never change, man. 473 00:32:44,686 --> 00:32:47,344 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You all right? 474 00:32:47,379 --> 00:32:48,276 - Yeah. - [John] Stand up. 475 00:32:48,311 --> 00:32:49,553 Come on. Right. 476 00:32:53,143 --> 00:32:54,627 - all right? 477 00:32:54,662 --> 00:32:56,595 - God, I wanted to die. 478 00:32:57,561 --> 00:33:01,255 - [Warren] Really? I thought it was hot. 479 00:33:01,289 --> 00:33:05,742 - What is wrong with you? What about that was hot? 480 00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:07,330 - Henry has a lot to say for himself, doesn't he? 481 00:33:07,364 --> 00:33:08,538 - What were you thinking, 482 00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:10,781 inviting me out to dinner with your fucking boyfriend? 483 00:33:10,816 --> 00:33:12,749 - It's just another Stag, and one of Henry's friends. 484 00:33:12,783 --> 00:33:15,200 - I don't care. I don't care. 485 00:33:15,234 --> 00:33:18,030 Christ, I was bursting out of my skin. 486 00:33:18,065 --> 00:33:22,552 - I was bursting out of my pants. I still fucking am. 487 00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:24,105 - You're unbelievable. 488 00:33:24,140 --> 00:33:25,382 - [John] Guys, man. 489 00:33:25,417 --> 00:33:27,350 Are you both going to leave me here with this human puddle? 490 00:33:27,384 --> 00:33:29,490 - Yeah, I'll order a taxi now. 491 00:33:29,524 --> 00:33:30,387 - Taxi. 492 00:33:31,354 --> 00:33:33,080 - [Warren] What are you doing this week? 493 00:33:33,114 --> 00:33:34,288 I want to take you out. 494 00:33:34,322 --> 00:33:35,806 - [John] Guys. 495 00:33:35,841 --> 00:33:38,706 - I'm doing it. Are you fucking serious? 496 00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:40,087 - [Henry] Taxi. 497 00:33:42,365 --> 00:33:43,607 - Is that a yes? 498 00:33:43,642 --> 00:33:46,714 - Yes, all right. Just shut up, Okay? 499 00:33:47,853 --> 00:33:50,752 [traffic rumbling] 500 00:33:52,685 --> 00:33:53,824 - [Henry] God. 501 00:33:56,241 --> 00:33:58,691 Cried my eyes out during that. 502 00:33:58,726 --> 00:34:01,556 - You're joking. It was so boring. 503 00:34:02,902 --> 00:34:03,903 I'm choosing the next one. 504 00:34:03,938 --> 00:34:06,251 - How could you not cry when his mother died? 505 00:34:06,285 --> 00:34:07,355 - [Mark] I don't know. 506 00:34:07,390 --> 00:34:09,702 Maybe because I'm not tired and over-emotional? 507 00:34:09,737 --> 00:34:12,395 [phone buzzes] 508 00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:16,709 - [Henry] Who's that? 509 00:34:16,744 --> 00:34:18,504 - It's nothing. 510 00:34:18,539 --> 00:34:19,367 - Richard? 511 00:34:19,402 --> 00:34:20,403 - What? 512 00:34:20,437 --> 00:34:22,198 - [Henry] Richard. 513 00:34:22,232 --> 00:34:24,476 - Er, No. Um- 514 00:34:24,510 --> 00:34:26,443 Look, I'm sorry, I've got to go. 515 00:34:26,478 --> 00:34:27,306 - What? 516 00:34:27,341 --> 00:34:28,376 - It's work. Something's come up. 517 00:34:28,411 --> 00:34:30,585 I've got to go deal with it. 518 00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:31,552 - Oh, okay. 519 00:34:34,141 --> 00:34:36,384 Right, Well, I guess I'll see you at training. 520 00:34:36,419 --> 00:34:38,490 - Yeah, yeah, definitely. 521 00:34:50,398 --> 00:34:53,125 [children squealing] 522 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,646 [distant fairground music] 523 00:35:08,347 --> 00:35:09,590 - You are late. 524 00:35:12,317 --> 00:35:13,766 - You are early. 525 00:35:14,974 --> 00:35:16,183 - Come on. 526 00:35:24,881 --> 00:35:29,644 - You know, I haven't been to the fair since I was a kid. 527 00:35:32,716 --> 00:35:33,579 - Yes. 528 00:35:34,477 --> 00:35:37,549 - [Mark] No, I'm not going on that. 529 00:35:38,446 --> 00:35:40,586 No, I'm not going on that. 530 00:35:40,621 --> 00:35:42,174 - Live a little. It'll be fun. 531 00:35:42,209 --> 00:35:42,864 - No. 532 00:35:42,899 --> 00:35:43,865 Hey! 533 00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:45,660 No, wait, Warren, I... 534 00:35:45,695 --> 00:35:48,870 [gentle music] 535 00:37:45,849 --> 00:37:47,886 - Let's go back to yours. 536 00:38:01,796 --> 00:38:02,659 - Okay? 537 00:38:04,143 --> 00:38:05,006 - Yeah. 538 00:38:10,667 --> 00:38:13,429 - Are you staying over? 539 00:38:13,463 --> 00:38:16,466 - [Warren] I can't. Sorry. 540 00:38:17,502 --> 00:38:19,849 - No it's fine. I understand. 541 00:38:29,824 --> 00:38:31,895 Why do you stay with him? 542 00:38:32,896 --> 00:38:34,588 - I could ask you the same thing. 543 00:38:34,622 --> 00:38:36,555 - Yeah, I know, I know. 544 00:38:37,970 --> 00:38:38,833 But like, 545 00:38:40,732 --> 00:38:41,974 - But like, why do you stay together 546 00:38:42,009 --> 00:38:45,081 when you know things aren't right? 547 00:38:45,115 --> 00:38:49,016 - Is this about you and Richard or me and John? 548 00:38:51,190 --> 00:38:53,123 - A bit of both, maybe? 549 00:38:54,918 --> 00:38:56,886 - Do we have to talk about this? 550 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,475 - No, no, of course not. 551 00:38:59,509 --> 00:39:01,649 Forget I said anything. 552 00:39:05,032 --> 00:39:09,070 - Okay. Five years ago- - Oh god, I'm getting 553 00:39:09,105 --> 00:39:11,072 the full story aren't I? 554 00:39:11,107 --> 00:39:11,935 - Shh! 555 00:39:13,143 --> 00:39:14,628 - Five years ago- - Look I take it back, 556 00:39:14,662 --> 00:39:15,560 I take it back. 557 00:39:15,594 --> 00:39:16,975 I wish I'd never asked, just spare me. 558 00:39:17,009 --> 00:39:17,907 - Listen. 559 00:39:20,875 --> 00:39:22,774 I was in a bit of a bad place. 560 00:39:22,808 --> 00:39:24,189 - Oh What? Croydon? 561 00:39:24,223 --> 00:39:25,880 [Mark laughs] 562 00:39:25,915 --> 00:39:26,778 Sorry. 563 00:39:29,712 --> 00:39:31,576 - John was good to me. 564 00:39:32,473 --> 00:39:34,958 He introduced me to the Stags, got me back into rugby. 565 00:39:34,993 --> 00:39:37,582 - Spare me the white knight cliche. 566 00:39:37,616 --> 00:39:39,653 - I'm sorry, Mr. "I live in my boyfriend's 567 00:39:39,687 --> 00:39:42,690 expensive penthouse." - Oi. 568 00:39:42,725 --> 00:39:46,660 - I'm just saying I think it's a bit different. 569 00:39:51,112 --> 00:39:51,975 - A bit? 570 00:39:52,838 --> 00:39:56,532 - Well, maybe a few similarities. 571 00:40:08,923 --> 00:40:12,858 - Two seconds. Just stay there. Don't move. 572 00:40:12,893 --> 00:40:14,170 Just as you are. 573 00:40:22,661 --> 00:40:25,457 - What is that? - Just stay still. 574 00:40:32,119 --> 00:40:34,915 [shutter clicks] 575 00:40:35,985 --> 00:40:36,917 10 seconds. 576 00:40:39,644 --> 00:40:42,094 [film squeaks] 577 00:40:47,099 --> 00:40:49,688 [paper tears] 578 00:41:03,599 --> 00:41:06,153 [sheets rustle] 579 00:41:09,190 --> 00:41:12,780 - [Warren] Whoa. - [Mark] Don't smudge it. 580 00:41:13,919 --> 00:41:16,059 - That's amazing. 581 00:41:16,094 --> 00:41:17,544 - [Mark] Thanks. 582 00:41:19,235 --> 00:41:21,789 - [Warren] One for your collection? 583 00:41:21,824 --> 00:41:23,619 - Yeah. Something like that. 584 00:41:23,653 --> 00:41:26,242 Something to remember the day by. 585 00:41:37,218 --> 00:41:39,911 [men shouting] 586 00:41:45,710 --> 00:41:46,538 - [Stuart] Okay, guys, right. 587 00:41:46,573 --> 00:41:48,229 Got a big game this weekend, yeah? 588 00:41:48,264 --> 00:41:52,613 Cardiff, away, on their home turf. 589 00:41:52,648 --> 00:41:54,235 I'm going to be putting out the team list tomorrow, 590 00:41:54,270 --> 00:41:56,824 so you can sort out your travel arrangements. 591 00:41:56,859 --> 00:41:58,170 If you've got any problems with that, 592 00:41:58,205 --> 00:42:00,172 come and talk to the captain. 593 00:42:00,207 --> 00:42:03,659 Now, I've got a good pool of players I can choose from. 594 00:42:03,693 --> 00:42:06,040 I'm going to choose the strongest team possible. 595 00:42:06,075 --> 00:42:08,767 - and I make no apologies to any of you aren't on that team. 596 00:42:08,802 --> 00:42:09,941 All right? 597 00:42:09,975 --> 00:42:12,081 But if you got an issue about it, 598 00:42:12,115 --> 00:42:13,945 you can come and speak to me, 599 00:42:13,979 --> 00:42:16,292 and if you want to chat about improving your game, 600 00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:17,293 you can do that as well. 601 00:42:17,327 --> 00:42:21,918 But as ever, my decision is final. All right? 602 00:42:21,953 --> 00:42:25,232 And it goes without saying that if you're not chosen, 603 00:42:25,266 --> 00:42:27,337 you can come along and support your teammates, 604 00:42:27,372 --> 00:42:30,237 and I hope that many of you will, I really do. 605 00:42:30,271 --> 00:42:31,376 Good, let's go. 606 00:42:31,410 --> 00:42:35,069 [team shouts and applauds] 607 00:42:37,727 --> 00:42:40,558 [muffled chatter] 608 00:42:41,835 --> 00:42:44,251 - [Pinky] Don't worry about it. You'll be fine. 609 00:42:44,285 --> 00:42:49,118 - [Gareth] You'll be fine. There's no one as fat as you. 610 00:42:49,152 --> 00:42:52,224 Fingers crossed for you though, love. 611 00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:59,991 [men laughing] 612 00:43:09,932 --> 00:43:14,143 - Oh, Mark. I'll book us a hotel room for Cardiff. 613 00:43:14,177 --> 00:43:17,215 - Yeah, yeah. What about you, Pink? 614 00:43:17,249 --> 00:43:20,218 - I'll crash with Carlos, if he's selected, anyway. 615 00:43:20,252 --> 00:43:21,115 Says he won't go otherwise as, 616 00:43:21,150 --> 00:43:23,186 "Cardiff is too far and too shit to go 617 00:43:23,221 --> 00:43:25,016 just for a night out." 618 00:43:25,050 --> 00:43:27,259 - What? You're playing the Draconians? 619 00:43:27,294 --> 00:43:28,916 - [Pinky] Yeah. 620 00:43:28,951 --> 00:43:32,195 - [John] Good luck. They even gave us a run for our money. 621 00:43:32,230 --> 00:43:33,680 - Great. 622 00:43:33,714 --> 00:43:35,095 - [John] Stuart must be splashing out, 623 00:43:35,129 --> 00:43:38,961 because Barry hasn't sent us there for years. 624 00:43:46,347 --> 00:43:48,902 - [Announcer] Northern line: the train now approaching 625 00:43:48,936 --> 00:43:50,351 is to... 626 00:43:50,386 --> 00:43:53,078 [train rumbles] 627 00:44:19,967 --> 00:44:22,936 [train horn beeps] 628 00:44:34,154 --> 00:44:37,985 - You go on up ahead. I'll hang back. 629 00:44:38,020 --> 00:44:39,090 - Yeah, sure. 630 00:44:49,548 --> 00:44:52,241 [train rumbles] 631 00:44:54,968 --> 00:44:56,452 - Boys, selection's up. 632 00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:57,556 - [Carlos] Ooh, yes. 633 00:44:57,591 --> 00:45:00,352 - What? Give me a sec. Okay, South London Stags. 634 00:45:00,387 --> 00:45:02,458 B team Cardiff away game. 635 00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:03,942 Okay, here we go. 636 00:45:03,977 --> 00:45:07,774 Pinky, Jimmy, Gareth, Vlad, Bjorn. 637 00:45:07,808 --> 00:45:08,947 - [Oli] He's not been at training in weeks. 638 00:45:08,982 --> 00:45:10,500 - He still put himself down as available. 639 00:45:10,535 --> 00:45:14,090 - [Neil] Dean, Peter H, Frankie, me, scrum half. 640 00:45:14,125 --> 00:45:16,092 Thank you very much, Stu. Tom at 10- 641 00:45:16,127 --> 00:45:17,749 - Thank God. Someone decent to catch your shitty throws- 642 00:45:17,784 --> 00:45:19,371 - Mark and Henry in the centers. 643 00:45:19,406 --> 00:45:22,167 Carlos and Liam on the wings, and Ian at 15. 644 00:45:22,202 --> 00:45:27,000 Subs on the bench, York, Ford and Warren Hunt. What? Who? 645 00:45:27,932 --> 00:45:29,519 - [Jimmy] Wait, is that right? Let me see that. 646 00:45:29,554 --> 00:45:32,143 - [Pinky] Oh shit, Bad luck Oli. 647 00:45:32,177 --> 00:45:35,525 - No, it's fine. Maybe I'll still come watch. 648 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,527 - [Carlos] Not sure why you look so happy. 649 00:45:37,562 --> 00:45:40,945 Stuart isn't going to leave an A team player on the bench. 650 00:45:40,979 --> 00:45:43,016 He'll be in the starting lineup. 651 00:45:43,050 --> 00:45:44,327 - He's a prop, isn't he? 652 00:45:44,362 --> 00:45:48,849 - Oh Fuck, yeah. He is. Well, that's one of us out then, G. 653 00:45:48,884 --> 00:45:50,023 - [Gareth] He just wants to give him a run out on the pitch 654 00:45:50,057 --> 00:45:51,127 at some point. 655 00:45:51,162 --> 00:45:52,404 I'm not worried. 656 00:45:52,439 --> 00:45:53,681 - [Henry] He said he was going to field the strongest team. 657 00:45:53,716 --> 00:45:56,201 - [Gareth] Clearly not, because he selected you, didn't he? 658 00:45:56,236 --> 00:45:58,238 - Fuck you. - [Gareth] I bet you would. 659 00:45:58,272 --> 00:45:59,964 But even I have standards. 660 00:45:59,998 --> 00:46:02,000 - Hey, hey. - [Man] Whoa. 661 00:46:02,035 --> 00:46:03,484 - Let's grab a drink. 662 00:46:03,519 --> 00:46:04,520 - Not tonight. 663 00:46:04,554 --> 00:46:08,351 - [Gareth] Turning down a drink? That's a first. 664 00:46:12,321 --> 00:46:15,117 [train rumbling] 665 00:46:19,949 --> 00:46:22,400 - Are you insane? What were you thinking? 666 00:46:22,434 --> 00:46:24,195 - Relax. Look, I just spoke to Stuart and I told him that- 667 00:46:24,229 --> 00:46:27,301 - You spoke to Stuart? And said what exactly? 668 00:46:27,336 --> 00:46:28,613 - I just told him I fancied an easy game 669 00:46:28,647 --> 00:46:30,201 to get back into things after injury, 670 00:46:30,235 --> 00:46:31,547 and also wouldn't mind a good night out. 671 00:46:31,581 --> 00:46:34,067 - An easy game? Yeah? 672 00:46:34,101 --> 00:46:35,275 What, and you don't think people might find that 673 00:46:35,309 --> 00:46:36,552 a little suspicious? 674 00:46:36,586 --> 00:46:38,416 That an A team player just decided to randomly 675 00:46:38,450 --> 00:46:41,246 come and play with us for a game? 676 00:46:42,144 --> 00:46:43,593 What did John say? 677 00:46:45,664 --> 00:46:48,529 Have you even spoken to him? 678 00:46:48,564 --> 00:46:49,945 Christ, Warren. 679 00:46:50,911 --> 00:46:53,189 I can't believe you've fucking done this. 680 00:46:53,224 --> 00:46:55,329 - You're over-reacting. 681 00:46:55,364 --> 00:46:56,537 It'll be fun. We'll get to play together. 682 00:46:56,572 --> 00:46:59,609 - Did you even think to ask if I'd be okay with this? 683 00:46:59,644 --> 00:47:00,990 No, you didn't. 684 00:47:02,198 --> 00:47:04,476 - I've booked us a hotel room. 685 00:47:04,511 --> 00:47:06,962 [Mark scoffs] 686 00:47:06,996 --> 00:47:11,587 - A hotel room? That's wonderful. Really, really. 687 00:47:11,621 --> 00:47:15,211 That's wonderful. That's the best one yet. 688 00:47:24,082 --> 00:47:27,016 Probably shouldn't arrive together. 689 00:47:30,986 --> 00:47:33,471 [phone buzzes] 690 00:47:40,547 --> 00:47:44,689 - [Announcer] for the 8:18 Great Western Railway Service 691 00:47:44,723 --> 00:47:47,519 to Cardiff Central... 692 00:47:49,073 --> 00:47:52,248 - [Jimmy] Right, they're going by car. 693 00:47:52,283 --> 00:47:53,974 Ah, hello. 694 00:47:54,009 --> 00:47:55,182 - [Carlos] Hola. 695 00:47:55,217 --> 00:47:56,701 - [Jimmy] One train ticket for you sir. 696 00:47:56,735 --> 00:47:58,082 - [Mark] Thanks. 697 00:47:59,117 --> 00:48:01,568 Right. Is that everyone? 698 00:48:01,602 --> 00:48:03,225 - [Carlos] Er, Pinky's not here yet. 699 00:48:03,259 --> 00:48:06,573 - [Jimmy] Of course he's not. He's got about five minutes. 700 00:48:06,607 --> 00:48:08,023 Better hurry up. 701 00:48:09,576 --> 00:48:12,579 Ah, finally. 702 00:48:12,613 --> 00:48:14,719 - [Carlos] Dick of the day already, Pinky. 703 00:48:14,753 --> 00:48:16,514 - No, it was dick last night. 704 00:48:16,548 --> 00:48:18,309 - Ooh. 705 00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:29,009 [tense music] 706 00:48:55,208 --> 00:48:58,142 [rain splattering] 707 00:49:18,679 --> 00:49:20,302 - [Stuart] Right guys, it's shitty weather. 708 00:49:20,336 --> 00:49:23,512 Get out there quickly, warm up, kick off in 30 minutes. 709 00:49:23,546 --> 00:49:27,033 Vlad, get yourself strapped up. You're jumping. 710 00:49:27,067 --> 00:49:30,553 - Fuck, I'm actually quite nervous. 711 00:49:30,588 --> 00:49:33,418 - You'll be fine. Just think of it like any other game. 712 00:49:33,453 --> 00:49:35,489 - [Stuart] Right, I want you to start 713 00:49:35,524 --> 00:49:38,182 your pre-match mental rituals. 714 00:49:38,216 --> 00:49:42,669 Visualize those first tackles. Those first hits. 715 00:49:42,703 --> 00:49:44,429 How are they going to feel? 716 00:49:44,464 --> 00:49:46,431 I want you to get in the right head-space. 717 00:49:46,466 --> 00:49:48,399 Channel that aggression. 718 00:49:48,433 --> 00:49:52,782 Get rid of all that mental baggage, and just focus. 719 00:49:52,817 --> 00:49:55,544 [ominous music] 720 00:50:02,689 --> 00:50:04,242 Okay, Pinky, you're going to be loose-head. 721 00:50:04,277 --> 00:50:06,624 Jimmy, you're going to be hooker. Warren, tight-head. 722 00:50:06,658 --> 00:50:07,832 Sorry G, but I need a lot of experience 723 00:50:07,866 --> 00:50:09,213 against this team today. 724 00:50:09,247 --> 00:50:10,386 I'll bring you on for the second half. 725 00:50:10,421 --> 00:50:13,182 In the engine room, we've got Vlad, Bjorn, Flankers, 726 00:50:13,217 --> 00:50:15,046 we've got Pete and Dean, and number eight, Felix. 727 00:50:15,081 --> 00:50:17,704 Neil, you're going to be number nine, Tommy, 10, 728 00:50:17,738 --> 00:50:19,430 and then the centers, we've got Mark, Henry. 729 00:50:19,464 --> 00:50:21,052 Mark, I want you to play outside center today. 730 00:50:21,087 --> 00:50:21,949 Let's see how that goes. 731 00:50:21,984 --> 00:50:23,813 On the wings, we've got Liam and Carlos. 732 00:50:23,848 --> 00:50:24,987 Fullback, we've got Yorkie. 733 00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:27,127 Ian, I'll bring you on for Yorkie in the second half. 734 00:50:27,162 --> 00:50:28,508 Just keep yourself warm and ready. 735 00:50:28,542 --> 00:50:29,612 - Two minutes, gents. 736 00:50:29,647 --> 00:50:30,337 - Thank you, sir. 737 00:50:30,372 --> 00:50:31,373 - Right, captain. What you got? 738 00:50:31,407 --> 00:50:33,513 - I've got aggression, yeah? We've got hunger. 739 00:50:33,547 --> 00:50:34,790 And I've got your backs. 740 00:50:34,824 --> 00:50:37,379 I need you to have mine and each other's, yeah? 741 00:50:37,413 --> 00:50:39,208 Now, I didn't come all the way to Wales 742 00:50:39,243 --> 00:50:40,347 in this shitty fucking weather 743 00:50:40,382 --> 00:50:43,626 to see us lot give anything less than 100%, okay? 744 00:50:43,661 --> 00:50:45,766 Yeah, no mercy. Come on, yes. 745 00:50:45,801 --> 00:50:47,423 [men cheering] 746 00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:48,528 Three, two, one. 747 00:50:48,562 --> 00:50:50,495 - [Team] Stags! 748 00:50:50,530 --> 00:50:53,326 [dramatic music] 749 00:50:57,744 --> 00:51:00,436 [whistle blows] 750 00:51:00,471 --> 00:51:03,612 [men shouting] 751 00:51:03,646 --> 00:51:05,407 [bodies thudding] 752 00:51:05,441 --> 00:51:08,306 [mud splattering] 753 00:51:30,846 --> 00:51:34,436 [distant whistle blowing] 754 00:52:21,966 --> 00:52:24,555 - [Stuart] Okay, guys, really well done, really well done, 755 00:52:24,589 --> 00:52:25,866 but we're not there yet. 756 00:52:25,901 --> 00:52:26,833 I was going to make a few changes, 757 00:52:26,867 --> 00:52:28,697 but I'm going to keep the lineup as it is. 758 00:52:28,731 --> 00:52:30,699 Pinky, one, fantastic teamwork. 759 00:52:30,733 --> 00:52:32,425 Mark, brilliant try. 760 00:52:32,459 --> 00:52:34,772 Let's get back up there and do the business. 761 00:52:34,806 --> 00:52:37,430 [men shouting] 762 00:52:45,472 --> 00:52:48,165 [whistle blows] 763 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,434 [final whistle] 764 00:53:16,469 --> 00:53:18,919 [men cheering] 765 00:53:33,451 --> 00:53:36,523 [indistinct chatter] 766 00:53:38,422 --> 00:53:42,046 - Lads, lads. A little something to toast our first victory. 767 00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,773 [all cheering] 768 00:53:52,367 --> 00:53:54,886 [somber music] 769 00:54:40,484 --> 00:54:43,556 - [Jimmy] Gentlemen? Thank you. 770 00:54:43,590 --> 00:54:44,557 That was a tough game, 771 00:54:44,591 --> 00:54:45,696 and I think I'm going to be walking funny 772 00:54:45,730 --> 00:54:47,525 for a few days after that. 773 00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,735 Thank you, Cardiff, for hosting us so generously, 774 00:54:50,770 --> 00:54:52,668 and for giving us such a good run for our money. 775 00:54:52,703 --> 00:54:53,842 So thank you. 776 00:54:53,876 --> 00:54:56,431 [all applaud] 777 00:54:57,604 --> 00:54:59,744 - And for our man of the match this week, 778 00:54:59,779 --> 00:55:00,918 I think it's got to go to someone 779 00:55:00,952 --> 00:55:02,782 who really turned the game around for us. 780 00:55:02,816 --> 00:55:04,370 The kind of performance that I think 781 00:55:04,404 --> 00:55:06,095 we should all aspire to. 782 00:55:06,130 --> 00:55:09,961 And it's been a few years, but I for one really enjoyed 783 00:55:09,996 --> 00:55:11,860 having him back in amongst us. 784 00:55:11,894 --> 00:55:12,861 And I know that, strictly speaking, 785 00:55:12,895 --> 00:55:14,034 he's not one of our number, 786 00:55:14,069 --> 00:55:16,485 but I can't think of anyone more deserving 787 00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:17,935 than Mr. Warren Hunt. 788 00:55:17,969 --> 00:55:21,697 [crowd applauds and cheers] 789 00:55:25,839 --> 00:55:28,359 And a bit of housekeeping before we go on. 790 00:55:28,394 --> 00:55:30,085 When we talk about aggression... 791 00:55:30,119 --> 00:55:31,949 - Warren Hunt. 792 00:55:31,983 --> 00:55:36,471 He sounds like he's from a long line of hunts. 793 00:55:36,505 --> 00:55:38,611 - [Jimmy] Vlad the Impaler for starting a fight 794 00:55:38,645 --> 00:55:39,991 on our opponents. 795 00:55:40,026 --> 00:55:43,754 [crowd cheers and applauds] 796 00:55:43,788 --> 00:55:46,860 - He is a stag lad, he is a stag lad, 797 00:55:47,723 --> 00:55:50,623 [men singing] 798 00:55:50,657 --> 00:55:53,004 [tense music] 799 00:56:12,921 --> 00:56:15,993 [upbeat dance music] 800 00:56:17,891 --> 00:56:20,066 - [Henry] Oh it's such a beautiful sight. 801 00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:20,963 - Shut up. 802 00:56:22,137 --> 00:56:24,760 - What the fuck's wrong with you? 803 00:56:24,795 --> 00:56:29,109 - It's a joke, Jimmy giving him fucking man of the match. 804 00:56:29,144 --> 00:56:30,835 If he loves his old teammates so much, 805 00:56:30,870 --> 00:56:32,112 he can fuck off back to them. 806 00:56:32,147 --> 00:56:37,048 - Come on. Like we won, okay? Just enjoy the night, yeah? 807 00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:38,671 We were lucky to have him, anyway. 808 00:56:38,705 --> 00:56:41,225 - Lucky? Do you want to fuck him or something? 809 00:56:41,259 --> 00:56:42,502 - Come off it, chica. 810 00:56:42,537 --> 00:56:43,986 - [Carlos] No, Pinky, I'm serious. 811 00:56:44,021 --> 00:56:45,643 What's the point in us coming all this way 812 00:56:45,678 --> 00:56:48,439 just to have an A team Asshole swoop in for the glory? 813 00:56:48,474 --> 00:56:50,890 While some of us sit on the sidelines. 814 00:56:50,924 --> 00:56:52,512 - I know, it's brilliant. 815 00:56:52,547 --> 00:56:54,238 - Henry, if you hate your team mates so much- 816 00:56:54,272 --> 00:56:57,172 - [Henry] Just the one. One. 817 00:56:58,967 --> 00:56:59,899 I like you. 818 00:57:01,970 --> 00:57:02,695 - Grow up. 819 00:57:06,733 --> 00:57:09,805 - Okay. Drink, anyone? 820 00:57:12,877 --> 00:57:13,568 - I don't think I'll be winning 821 00:57:13,602 --> 00:57:15,639 any popularity contests tonight. 822 00:57:15,673 --> 00:57:19,988 - Since when has that bothered you? They'll get over it. 823 00:57:20,022 --> 00:57:22,611 They're just wired a bit differently, that's all. 824 00:57:22,646 --> 00:57:27,685 - Clearly. We were over the moon after our first win. 825 00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,618 - They're not that bothered about it, 826 00:57:29,653 --> 00:57:33,035 unlike our dear old chairman, unfortunately. 827 00:57:33,070 --> 00:57:34,830 - You want me to speak with him? 828 00:57:34,865 --> 00:57:36,625 - Not going to make much difference. 829 00:57:36,660 --> 00:57:40,595 Today will just give us a bit longer, that's all. 830 00:57:40,629 --> 00:57:44,633 Anyway, you've got bigger things to worry about. 831 00:58:07,173 --> 00:58:09,624 - What are you doing? Henry? 832 00:58:10,763 --> 00:58:11,902 - I miss you. 833 00:58:11,936 --> 00:58:12,799 - I see you all the time, you idiot- 834 00:58:12,834 --> 00:58:16,147 - You're always off, now. Doing things. 835 00:58:18,702 --> 00:58:22,982 You don't love me anymore. - Don't be stupid. 836 00:58:23,016 --> 00:58:24,293 What is this? 837 00:58:24,328 --> 00:58:26,192 - Oh look, it's anywhere else but here! 838 00:58:28,090 --> 00:58:30,161 - Pink, can you just hold this for a second? Please? 839 00:58:30,196 --> 00:58:31,266 - [Pinky] Oh no, no, you don't. 840 00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:33,061 - No, come on, come on. 841 00:58:33,095 --> 00:58:34,614 - I hate you. 842 00:58:34,649 --> 00:58:37,652 - [Mark] Thank you. I'll be outside. 843 00:58:48,663 --> 00:58:51,666 [muffled pop music] 844 00:59:08,717 --> 00:59:11,168 [gentle music] 845 00:59:21,903 --> 00:59:24,699 [light knocking] 846 01:00:00,976 --> 01:00:03,910 - You've no idea how much I've wanted to do that today. 847 01:00:03,945 --> 01:00:04,842 - Yeah? 848 01:00:05,705 --> 01:00:08,639 You could do it again if you like. 849 01:00:42,259 --> 01:00:44,951 - [Mark] I really loved playing with you today. 850 01:00:44,986 --> 01:00:47,229 I'm glad you came. 851 01:00:47,264 --> 01:00:48,127 - Me too. 852 01:02:03,098 --> 01:02:04,030 - Oh, fuck. 853 01:02:13,488 --> 01:02:14,869 Fuck 854 01:02:25,258 --> 01:02:26,121 - Ah. 855 01:02:27,019 --> 01:02:29,090 Morning, sleeping beauty. 856 01:02:30,229 --> 01:02:32,127 You're going to get it. 857 01:02:42,068 --> 01:02:44,001 - [Carlos] Oh my God, he lives. 858 01:02:44,036 --> 01:02:45,278 - Don't. 859 01:02:45,313 --> 01:02:48,903 - You have no idea the night that we've had with this one. 860 01:02:48,937 --> 01:02:49,835 Where were you, man? 861 01:02:49,869 --> 01:02:50,870 - Fuck, guys, I'm sorry. 862 01:02:50,905 --> 01:02:52,492 I was knackered and I guess I just sort of- 863 01:02:52,527 --> 01:02:54,218 - [Carlos] You must have slept like the fucking dead, 864 01:02:54,253 --> 01:02:56,289 because we were hammering on your door for an hour. 865 01:02:56,324 --> 01:02:58,360 - Cinderella here lost her room card. 866 01:02:58,395 --> 01:02:59,258 - Who'd you pull? 867 01:02:59,292 --> 01:03:02,054 - [Mark] What? Henry, seriously? Come on. 868 01:03:02,088 --> 01:03:03,227 - How did you not hear us? 869 01:03:03,262 --> 01:03:05,402 He had to sleep on our floor, after we rinsed him off, 870 01:03:05,436 --> 01:03:07,300 fully clothed in the shower. 871 01:03:07,335 --> 01:03:10,510 - [Carlos] Do you like vomit? No? 872 01:03:10,545 --> 01:03:11,822 Neither do we. 873 01:03:11,857 --> 01:03:12,719 - I'm right here. 874 01:03:12,754 --> 01:03:14,583 - Oh my God, Henry. Not one more word. 875 01:03:14,618 --> 01:03:18,518 - [Gareth] Wow. Ever the walking advert for contraception. 876 01:03:18,553 --> 01:03:19,899 - [Pinky] Leave off, will you? 877 01:03:19,934 --> 01:03:21,349 - [Gareth] I don't blame you, Mark. 878 01:03:21,383 --> 01:03:23,834 I wouldn't share a room with that either. 879 01:03:23,869 --> 01:03:26,354 Clearly, boys, he found somewhere better to stay. 880 01:03:26,388 --> 01:03:27,251 - He better not have. 881 01:03:27,286 --> 01:03:29,046 - [Mark] Look, I'm sorry, all right? 882 01:03:29,081 --> 01:03:31,393 I went to bed, and must have passed out. 883 01:03:31,428 --> 01:03:32,878 And since when is it my responsibility 884 01:03:32,912 --> 01:03:34,500 to look after him, anyway? 885 01:03:34,534 --> 01:03:36,536 He's an adult, isn't he? 886 01:03:37,537 --> 01:03:38,987 - If you say so. 887 01:03:41,645 --> 01:03:44,579 [melancholy music] 888 01:04:31,074 --> 01:04:33,490 [keys jangle] 889 01:04:39,599 --> 01:04:40,531 - [Richard] Hello. 890 01:04:40,566 --> 01:04:42,223 - Jesus. 891 01:04:42,257 --> 01:04:43,569 You bastard, I almost died. 892 01:04:43,603 --> 01:04:46,296 - Nice to see you, too. 893 01:04:46,330 --> 01:04:47,573 - Thought you weren't back until next week. 894 01:04:47,607 --> 01:04:48,505 - [Richard] We finished early, 895 01:04:48,539 --> 01:04:50,507 so they transferred my flight. 896 01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:52,923 Do you mind if we head out? I'm absolutely starving. 897 01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:55,615 - Really? Do we have to? I'm shattered. 898 01:04:55,650 --> 01:04:58,929 - How was your football match? Did you win? 899 01:04:58,964 --> 01:05:00,206 - I told you already. 900 01:05:00,241 --> 01:05:03,382 - Did you? Well were you 'Man of the Moment'? 901 01:05:04,970 --> 01:05:07,351 - Look, can we just get a takeaway or something, instead? 902 01:05:07,386 --> 01:05:10,941 - Yeah, fine. Here, chuck me that kit. 903 01:05:10,976 --> 01:05:13,116 I'll throw it in the wash. 904 01:05:26,370 --> 01:05:27,958 Who's Warren Hunt? 905 01:05:30,650 --> 01:05:33,619 - Just a teammate. Why? 906 01:05:33,653 --> 01:05:35,379 - You've got his shirt in your bag. 907 01:05:35,414 --> 01:05:38,555 Shall I chuck it in with the rest? 908 01:05:38,589 --> 01:05:43,180 - Yeah. Sure, thanks. I'll give it to him at training. 909 01:05:45,148 --> 01:05:47,667 [somber music] 910 01:05:54,674 --> 01:05:57,332 [phone buzzes] 911 01:06:13,831 --> 01:06:15,454 [water splashing] 912 01:06:15,488 --> 01:06:18,112 [phone buzzes] 913 01:06:55,390 --> 01:06:58,014 [men shouting] 914 01:07:12,856 --> 01:07:16,584 [indistinct chatter] 915 01:07:16,618 --> 01:07:17,516 - [John] Hey mate. 916 01:07:17,550 --> 01:07:18,758 Congratulations on the game Saturday. 917 01:07:18,793 --> 01:07:20,346 - Yeah, it was great. 918 01:07:20,381 --> 01:07:22,866 I didn't get to play though, but no big deal. 919 01:07:22,900 --> 01:07:24,523 - [Mark] Henry. 920 01:07:24,557 --> 01:07:25,834 - That's a shame. - [Mark] Henry. 921 01:07:25,869 --> 01:07:27,733 - Mark. You off, love? 922 01:07:28,630 --> 01:07:31,806 - Yeah. Other half's over, so we just... 923 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,809 - [John] And you still came to training? Good man. 924 01:07:34,843 --> 01:07:38,744 - Good man, indeed. Hope you have a lovely evening together. 925 01:07:38,778 --> 01:07:40,435 Doing anything nice? 926 01:07:40,470 --> 01:07:42,851 - [Mark] No, not really, just a quiet night in. 927 01:07:42,886 --> 01:07:46,614 - [Gareth] Lovely. Enjoy your evening. 928 01:07:46,648 --> 01:07:47,511 - Thanks. 929 01:07:51,826 --> 01:07:52,654 See you. 930 01:07:52,689 --> 01:07:53,517 - See you. 931 01:07:53,552 --> 01:07:55,588 - See you later, mate. 932 01:07:55,623 --> 01:07:58,246 [somber music] 933 01:08:10,155 --> 01:08:12,778 - While I remember, have you decided about Christmas? 934 01:08:12,812 --> 01:08:13,744 - Rich, we've talked about this. 935 01:08:13,779 --> 01:08:14,711 I've already booked flights. 936 01:08:14,745 --> 01:08:16,264 - [Richard] Yeah, I know. 937 01:08:16,299 --> 01:08:17,300 I just thought it would be nice 938 01:08:17,334 --> 01:08:21,235 if we could spend some time in the UK together. 939 01:08:21,269 --> 01:08:23,927 - You could always come with me. 940 01:08:23,961 --> 01:08:24,824 - I can't ski. 941 01:08:24,859 --> 01:08:26,619 - [Mark] You're not that bad, Rich. 942 01:08:26,654 --> 01:08:28,863 - That is not what your dad said. 943 01:08:28,897 --> 01:08:30,416 - So that's a no, then, is it? 944 01:08:30,451 --> 01:08:32,142 - I never get to spend any time with my family- 945 01:08:32,177 --> 01:08:34,489 - Yeah, and neither do I. - Then it's settled. 946 01:08:34,524 --> 01:08:39,184 There's not much point discussing it further, is there? 947 01:08:40,702 --> 01:08:43,429 [men shouting] 948 01:08:43,464 --> 01:08:44,879 - [Man] Try again. 949 01:08:47,295 --> 01:08:49,366 - Yeah loop, and loop, and loop! 950 01:08:49,401 --> 01:08:51,506 Henry! 951 01:08:51,541 --> 01:08:52,404 What's that? 952 01:08:53,336 --> 01:08:55,579 - [Neil] Next line, ready? 953 01:08:57,823 --> 01:08:58,824 - [Man] Yes. 954 01:09:00,860 --> 01:09:01,723 - Come on, Henry. 955 01:09:01,758 --> 01:09:03,380 - [Neil] Next line. 956 01:09:04,830 --> 01:09:06,383 - Yeah. 957 01:09:07,867 --> 01:09:10,525 [men shouting] 958 01:09:17,774 --> 01:09:22,572 - [Stuart] Okay, guys, that's it. Time to go in. Come on. 959 01:09:28,267 --> 01:09:29,579 - What was that? 960 01:09:30,545 --> 01:09:31,374 Hey. 961 01:09:32,961 --> 01:09:34,308 Everything all right? 962 01:09:34,342 --> 01:09:36,551 - Why wouldn't it be? 963 01:09:36,586 --> 01:09:37,449 - Well, obviously it's not. 964 01:09:37,483 --> 01:09:39,554 You've barely spoken to me all week. 965 01:09:39,589 --> 01:09:41,763 - Well, you are an adult, Mark, 966 01:09:41,798 --> 01:09:43,489 so I'm sure you'll survive. 967 01:09:43,524 --> 01:09:46,596 - Oh, come on. Look, fine I'm sorry, but seriously- 968 01:09:46,630 --> 01:09:48,667 - [Henry] Seriously what, Mark? 969 01:09:48,701 --> 01:09:50,772 Because you've been a shitty friend for the last few months. 970 01:09:50,807 --> 01:09:52,636 I mean, you never want to hang out. 971 01:09:52,671 --> 01:09:56,813 You don't want to do anything outside of training, so - 972 01:09:56,847 --> 01:10:00,955 Mate, Cardiff, that was just the tipping point. 973 01:10:00,989 --> 01:10:02,957 As I was really looking forward to finally 974 01:10:02,991 --> 01:10:04,614 spending some time together. 975 01:10:04,648 --> 01:10:07,030 - Well, I thought we did. 976 01:10:07,064 --> 01:10:08,376 That is, until you got smashed 977 01:10:08,411 --> 01:10:09,791 out of your fucking mind, as usual. 978 01:10:09,826 --> 01:10:11,345 - Who the fuck are you? Gareth? 979 01:10:11,379 --> 01:10:12,622 - What's the problem? - Give me a fucking break. 980 01:10:12,656 --> 01:10:14,624 - What is the problem, then? 981 01:10:14,658 --> 01:10:16,004 I didn't babysit you and rub your back 982 01:10:16,039 --> 01:10:17,627 while you were throwing up on some street corner? 983 01:10:17,661 --> 01:10:18,938 - Fuck you, Mark. 984 01:10:18,973 --> 01:10:22,252 - Look, I'm sorry I'm not the shining example of friendship 985 01:10:22,287 --> 01:10:25,566 that you clearly expect me to be. 986 01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:28,534 Have you any idea what's going on in my life? 987 01:10:28,569 --> 01:10:30,018 More to the point, have you even asked? 988 01:10:30,053 --> 01:10:32,745 - Okay, then. Tell me, tell me. 989 01:10:32,780 --> 01:10:34,713 What kind of actual problems do you think 990 01:10:34,747 --> 01:10:37,060 you have in your life, Mark? 991 01:10:37,094 --> 01:10:37,957 Hmm? 992 01:10:39,545 --> 01:10:41,478 - You know what, Henry? 993 01:10:42,617 --> 01:10:45,344 Forget it. It doesn't matter. 994 01:10:45,379 --> 01:10:46,828 Just forget it. 995 01:10:46,863 --> 01:10:47,898 - No problem. 996 01:10:56,597 --> 01:10:59,531 [melancholy music] 997 01:11:39,364 --> 01:11:41,055 - This is driving me fucking crazy. When's Richard leaving? 998 01:11:41,089 --> 01:11:41,952 - I don't know, Okay? 999 01:11:41,987 --> 01:11:45,404 - What do you mean, you don't know? 1000 01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:46,992 - End of the week, maybe? 1001 01:11:47,026 --> 01:11:47,889 I think. 1002 01:11:49,857 --> 01:11:53,378 Stop it, Warren. This is fucking insane. 1003 01:11:53,412 --> 01:11:54,068 Warren. 1004 01:11:57,520 --> 01:11:59,038 [door squeaks] 1005 01:11:59,073 --> 01:12:00,316 [door locks] 1006 01:12:09,946 --> 01:12:12,397 [footsteps] 1007 01:12:22,545 --> 01:12:24,892 [Mark exhales] 1008 01:12:30,656 --> 01:12:33,487 [toilet flushes] 1009 01:12:33,521 --> 01:12:36,075 [Mark whimpers] 1010 01:13:03,931 --> 01:13:08,004 - [Mark] That was a little harsh. I do feel bad about it. 1011 01:13:08,038 --> 01:13:10,178 - [Warren] Don't be. He's a petulant child. 1012 01:13:10,213 --> 01:13:12,526 I don't know why you care. 1013 01:13:16,737 --> 01:13:18,117 He'll get over it. 1014 01:13:21,569 --> 01:13:25,090 - Last night was really difficult for me. 1015 01:13:25,124 --> 01:13:27,920 - How do you think I feel? Knowing you were with him. 1016 01:13:27,955 --> 01:13:29,681 - You go back to John every night. 1017 01:13:29,715 --> 01:13:30,682 - [Warren] It's not the same. 1018 01:13:30,716 --> 01:13:31,821 - [Mark] You think I like having to hide this 1019 01:13:31,855 --> 01:13:32,787 from everyone we know, 1020 01:13:32,822 --> 01:13:34,168 while I watch you parade around with him? 1021 01:13:34,202 --> 01:13:35,790 - I hate you being with him. 1022 01:13:35,825 --> 01:13:39,138 - [Mark] Well, now you know how it feels. 1023 01:13:41,071 --> 01:13:43,902 If you want to change that, you know what to do. 1024 01:13:43,936 --> 01:13:45,869 - [Warren] Oh, because that's so simple? 1025 01:13:45,904 --> 01:13:47,630 - [Mark] Well, it's not impossible, Warren. 1026 01:13:47,664 --> 01:13:49,459 - Do you have any idea the drama that would cause? 1027 01:13:49,494 --> 01:13:51,944 - Oh what, and you care about that, do you? 1028 01:13:51,979 --> 01:13:56,052 - You're so naive sometimes- - And you're a cunt. 1029 01:14:04,716 --> 01:14:05,717 - I'm sorry. 1030 01:14:09,306 --> 01:14:10,618 It's just - 1031 01:14:12,171 --> 01:14:14,519 - It's just a bit overwhelming. 1032 01:14:23,113 --> 01:14:23,976 - Anyway. 1033 01:14:26,703 --> 01:14:28,187 So, I was thinking. 1034 01:14:29,810 --> 01:14:33,538 Are you still on your own over the holidays? 1035 01:14:35,263 --> 01:14:36,126 - Well. 1036 01:14:37,334 --> 01:14:41,235 Me and John's family don't exactly get on. 1037 01:14:43,099 --> 01:14:44,031 - Okay. 1038 01:14:45,998 --> 01:14:49,933 So, come with me, to my parent's place. 1039 01:14:53,730 --> 01:14:55,111 - Are you serious? 1040 01:14:56,664 --> 01:14:58,010 - Is that a yes? 1041 01:15:09,297 --> 01:15:12,024 [plane roaring] 1042 01:15:16,166 --> 01:15:20,136 - [Warren] Yeah I know. You too. 1043 01:15:24,209 --> 01:15:26,038 - Does he suspect anything? 1044 01:15:26,073 --> 01:15:28,247 - Not a thing. And what's to suspect? 1045 01:15:28,282 --> 01:15:30,318 I'm going to Geneva to see my friends. 1046 01:15:30,353 --> 01:15:32,251 - [Mark] So, are you ready? 1047 01:15:32,286 --> 01:15:34,081 - Yeah, got my passport. 1048 01:15:34,115 --> 01:15:37,222 - No, I mean to meet my parents. 1049 01:15:37,256 --> 01:15:39,673 - Why? Should I be worried? 1050 01:15:39,707 --> 01:15:41,985 I bet your mum's fierce. 1051 01:15:42,020 --> 01:15:43,124 - Oh she is. 1052 01:15:44,263 --> 01:15:45,299 So fierce. 1053 01:15:46,403 --> 01:15:47,957 - Oh God, she is. 1054 01:15:49,683 --> 01:15:53,687 - Yeah. You'll be fine. Don't worry about it. 1055 01:15:53,721 --> 01:15:56,034 - She is, isn't she? 1056 01:15:56,068 --> 01:15:56,931 Mark. 1057 01:15:58,277 --> 01:15:59,140 Mark. 1058 01:16:29,446 --> 01:16:31,345 - Hello. - Hello, Mark. 1059 01:16:31,379 --> 01:16:32,242 - How you doing? 1060 01:16:32,277 --> 01:16:33,830 - [Alice] How was your flight? Come in! 1061 01:16:33,865 --> 01:16:37,282 - Yeah, no, we survived, just about. 1062 01:16:37,316 --> 01:16:40,319 - And you must be Warren. 1063 01:16:40,354 --> 01:16:41,976 Leonard. - Pleasure. 1064 01:16:42,011 --> 01:16:45,255 - [Alice] It's lovely to meet you, Warren. 1065 01:16:45,290 --> 01:16:48,914 I'm Alice. You boys look thirsty. 1066 01:16:48,949 --> 01:16:50,744 I'll get you a drink. 1067 01:16:55,818 --> 01:16:59,235 So, Mark tells me you're quite the player. 1068 01:17:00,339 --> 01:17:02,341 - [Mark] He's in the A squad, Mom. 1069 01:17:02,376 --> 01:17:03,826 - [Alice] I bet. 1070 01:17:04,723 --> 01:17:06,104 - [Len] Do you ski, Warren? 1071 01:17:06,138 --> 01:17:08,900 - [Warren] I do, yes. Well, I have. 1072 01:17:08,934 --> 01:17:10,315 I went a couple of times when I was younger. 1073 01:17:10,349 --> 01:17:12,110 - [Alice] Dad will take you both out tomorrow. 1074 01:17:12,144 --> 01:17:14,906 You can borrow one of our suits if you like. 1075 01:17:14,940 --> 01:17:18,047 You look like you'll fill it out well. 1076 01:17:21,326 --> 01:17:23,984 [wind howling] 1077 01:17:30,956 --> 01:17:33,890 [clothes rustling] 1078 01:17:42,865 --> 01:17:44,901 - It's a bit on the snug side. 1079 01:17:44,936 --> 01:17:48,905 - Let's have a look. Oh yeah. I can see that. 1080 01:17:48,940 --> 01:17:50,217 [both laugh] 1081 01:18:03,817 --> 01:18:05,059 - How do I look? 1082 01:18:06,405 --> 01:18:07,268 - Tight. 1083 01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:15,138 [gentle music] 1084 01:18:35,780 --> 01:18:37,885 - [Mark] You OK? - Yeah. 1085 01:18:40,957 --> 01:18:43,304 I think I might have overestimated my ability. 1086 01:18:43,339 --> 01:18:45,479 - You'll be fine. Come on. 1087 01:18:47,343 --> 01:18:49,932 Well look at that. Finally a sport I can- 1088 01:18:49,966 --> 01:18:51,312 - Don't even say it. 1089 01:18:51,347 --> 01:18:54,143 [Mark laughs] 1090 01:18:54,177 --> 01:18:56,007 - [Mark] Off we go. 1091 01:19:07,846 --> 01:19:10,021 - My God, you must be freezing. 1092 01:19:10,055 --> 01:19:12,264 - I grew up here, didn't I? 1093 01:19:14,853 --> 01:19:17,442 [water splashes] 1094 01:19:24,035 --> 01:19:25,036 - Thank you. 1095 01:19:25,968 --> 01:19:26,934 - What for? 1096 01:19:27,970 --> 01:19:29,074 - All of this. 1097 01:19:34,977 --> 01:19:36,254 Your mother is, um - 1098 01:19:37,255 --> 01:19:38,946 - interesting. 1099 01:19:38,981 --> 01:19:41,466 - Yeah, she's a bit eccentric. 1100 01:19:43,088 --> 01:19:45,021 - You're so lucky. 1101 01:19:51,890 --> 01:19:54,962 - You know, you weren't actually that bad today. 1102 01:19:54,997 --> 01:19:56,446 - Everything hurts. 1103 01:19:56,481 --> 01:19:59,208 - I didn't realize you A's bruise so easily. 1104 01:19:59,242 --> 01:20:02,004 [both laughing] 1105 01:20:08,217 --> 01:20:12,566 - You know, I'm pretty sure that they've gone to bed. 1106 01:20:15,983 --> 01:20:18,330 [soul music] 1107 01:20:40,387 --> 01:20:45,392 ♪ I can touch your love, I feel it ♪ 1108 01:20:45,564 --> 01:20:50,569 ♪ I want you to know how much I need it ♪ 1109 01:20:51,087 --> 01:20:53,952 ♪ Had I thought I needed you so bad ♪ 1110 01:20:53,987 --> 01:20:58,474 ♪ I would have, never let you go ♪ 1111 01:20:58,508 --> 01:21:00,269 ♪ Oh 1112 01:21:00,303 --> 01:21:02,581 ♪ I was a fool 1113 01:21:02,616 --> 01:21:05,205 ♪ I see it 1114 01:21:05,239 --> 01:21:10,244 ♪ I can't find the words to stop you leaving ♪ 1115 01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:13,316 ♪ And I know I treated you so bad ♪ 1116 01:21:13,351 --> 01:21:14,973 ♪ But I 1117 01:21:15,008 --> 01:21:18,114 ♪ I got to let you know 1118 01:21:18,149 --> 01:21:19,944 ♪ Oh 1119 01:21:19,978 --> 01:21:22,222 ♪ There's nothing I'd not say 1120 01:21:22,256 --> 01:21:24,672 ♪ There's nothing I'd not do 1121 01:21:24,707 --> 01:21:29,401 ♪ Just to be spending Christmas time with you ♪ 1122 01:21:29,436 --> 01:21:31,679 ♪ Not a lie I couldn't live 1123 01:21:31,714 --> 01:21:34,268 ♪ Any struggle I'd push through ♪ 1124 01:21:34,303 --> 01:21:39,308 ♪ Just to be spending Christmas time with you ♪ 1125 01:21:39,342 --> 01:21:44,175 ♪ Just to be spending Christmas time with you ♪ 1126 01:21:44,209 --> 01:21:49,214 ♪ Just to be spending Christmas time with you ♪ 1127 01:21:49,697 --> 01:21:52,390 ♪ Oh no 1128 01:21:52,424 --> 01:21:55,393 ♪ With you 1129 01:21:57,084 --> 01:22:00,432 [intense saxophone solo] 1130 01:22:16,034 --> 01:22:18,381 ♪ There's nothing I'd not say 1131 01:22:18,416 --> 01:22:20,728 ♪ There's nothing I'd not do 1132 01:22:20,763 --> 01:22:25,492 ♪ Just to be spending Christmas time with you ♪ 1133 01:22:25,526 --> 01:22:28,081 ♪ Not a lie I couldn't live 1134 01:22:28,115 --> 01:22:30,566 ♪ Any struggle I'll push through ♪ 1135 01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:35,398 ♪ Just to be spending Christmas time with you ♪ 1136 01:22:35,433 --> 01:22:40,403 ♪ Just to be spending Christmas time with you ♪ 1137 01:22:40,438 --> 01:22:44,028 [music fades away] 1138 01:22:46,547 --> 01:22:48,273 [phone buzzes] 1139 01:23:25,448 --> 01:23:28,279 [Mark coughs] 1140 01:23:28,313 --> 01:23:30,591 - I won't tell if you won't. 1141 01:23:31,558 --> 01:23:34,802 - And when did you start smoking again? 1142 01:23:34,837 --> 01:23:38,806 - I wasn't talking about the cigarette. 1143 01:23:38,841 --> 01:23:40,498 [door creaks] 1144 01:23:40,532 --> 01:23:44,329 It's so wonderful to have you out here, darling. 1145 01:23:44,364 --> 01:23:47,091 And of course, Warren is lovely. 1146 01:23:48,161 --> 01:23:49,024 - Yeah. 1147 01:23:53,649 --> 01:23:56,583 Am I doing the right thing, though? 1148 01:23:58,757 --> 01:24:00,828 - When I met your father, 1149 01:24:00,863 --> 01:24:04,384 I could barely take my eyes off him, too. 1150 01:24:05,764 --> 01:24:08,215 He wasn't available either. 1151 01:24:08,250 --> 01:24:09,182 - What? 1152 01:24:09,216 --> 01:24:10,769 - I was no angel. 1153 01:24:10,804 --> 01:24:14,256 At the time, I was sleeping with my history professor, 1154 01:24:14,290 --> 01:24:17,328 but we both knew that was just sex. 1155 01:24:17,362 --> 01:24:20,848 But what sex it was. - Mum. Please. 1156 01:24:20,883 --> 01:24:23,817 - Your father, however, was with Jennifer. 1157 01:24:23,851 --> 01:24:25,681 Huge tits, like you've never seen. 1158 01:24:25,715 --> 01:24:26,889 [Mark splutters] 1159 01:24:26,923 --> 01:24:30,824 The point I'm trying to make is that they were in love. 1160 01:24:30,858 --> 01:24:33,585 High school sweethearts. 1161 01:24:33,620 --> 01:24:37,727 So, naturally, he couldn't keep his hands off me. 1162 01:24:38,659 --> 01:24:41,628 We went about the campus hiding in shadows, 1163 01:24:41,662 --> 01:24:45,735 sneaking into one another's bedrooms, for months. 1164 01:24:45,770 --> 01:24:47,772 I put up with living in Jennifer's shadow, 1165 01:24:47,806 --> 01:24:52,087 because I knew I could eventually steal his heart. 1166 01:24:55,538 --> 01:24:58,472 Jennifer was heartbroken. 1167 01:25:00,164 --> 01:25:03,615 After he ended it, she sent me a letter. 1168 01:25:03,650 --> 01:25:06,825 It was one of the most distressing things I've ever read. 1169 01:25:06,860 --> 01:25:10,381 I still have it. Your father has no idea. 1170 01:25:12,245 --> 01:25:16,387 We got married not long after, and then we had you, 1171 01:25:16,421 --> 01:25:19,735 my favorite human being on this earth. 1172 01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:25,499 But darling, your Father has never changed. 1173 01:25:25,534 --> 01:25:29,262 The whole town knew about Natalie. 1174 01:25:29,296 --> 01:25:32,610 - [Mark] My Au Pair? Christ, Mom. I was five. 1175 01:25:32,644 --> 01:25:34,612 - [Alice] And the years of stolen moments 1176 01:25:34,646 --> 01:25:36,338 with the secretary. 1177 01:25:36,372 --> 01:25:38,754 That's just the two I know about. 1178 01:25:38,788 --> 01:25:40,065 - Mum, this is a whole lot to take in. 1179 01:25:40,100 --> 01:25:43,655 - [Alice] I've learnt to live with your father's infidelity. 1180 01:25:43,690 --> 01:25:46,486 Every year, we get a little older, 1181 01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:49,489 but it doesn't get any easier. 1182 01:25:49,523 --> 01:25:52,250 Oh, he loves me, and I love him, 1183 01:25:53,734 --> 01:25:55,357 but I understand something now 1184 01:25:55,391 --> 01:26:00,396 that I didn't all those years ago, from Jennifer's letter. 1185 01:26:00,707 --> 01:26:03,848 I understand not only the collateral damage 1186 01:26:03,882 --> 01:26:05,988 an affair causes, 1187 01:26:06,022 --> 01:26:10,751 but how a relationship born from deception 1188 01:26:11,718 --> 01:26:14,307 only continues to create more. 1189 01:26:18,552 --> 01:26:19,760 Get some sleep. 1190 01:26:25,904 --> 01:26:29,908 [melancholy music] 1191 01:27:19,993 --> 01:27:21,891 - He's getting better. 1192 01:27:25,930 --> 01:27:28,001 - I really like him. 1193 01:27:28,035 --> 01:27:30,417 - Whatever makes you happy. 1194 01:27:33,972 --> 01:27:36,285 - Dad, I wanted to ask you something. 1195 01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:36,975 - Yeah? 1196 01:27:41,117 --> 01:27:45,674 - Me and Mom, we talked about Jennifer last night. 1197 01:27:45,708 --> 01:27:47,917 - One too many rosés, then. 1198 01:27:49,056 --> 01:27:50,506 - Yeah, I guess. 1199 01:27:53,129 --> 01:27:57,410 I don't know, it's just- - Mark, I love your mother. 1200 01:27:57,444 --> 01:28:02,449 I don't know why she wants to dig up this ancient history. 1201 01:28:02,863 --> 01:28:06,315 Warren seems like a good man. 1202 01:28:07,903 --> 01:28:11,355 His tits aren't as nice as Jennifer's though I have to say. 1203 01:28:11,389 --> 01:28:13,840 [Mark laughs] 1204 01:28:14,979 --> 01:28:15,876 Listen. 1205 01:28:17,913 --> 01:28:20,571 Life comes at you fast. 1206 01:28:20,605 --> 01:28:24,575 Sometimes, it's hard to find the joy in it, 1207 01:28:24,609 --> 01:28:28,924 so you just need to grab hold of it whenever you can. 1208 01:28:33,963 --> 01:28:38,727 - I guess it's just hard to know what's the right thing. 1209 01:28:39,659 --> 01:28:41,419 Without hurting anyone. 1210 01:28:41,454 --> 01:28:43,145 - If you're always worried about hurting someone, 1211 01:28:43,179 --> 01:28:44,284 you're going to miss out on some 1212 01:28:44,319 --> 01:28:48,633 of the most incredible stuff that life has to offer. 1213 01:28:51,774 --> 01:28:53,673 WA-Hey. 1214 01:28:53,707 --> 01:28:55,122 [Mark laughing] 1215 01:28:55,157 --> 01:28:56,848 Getting better. 1216 01:28:56,883 --> 01:28:57,918 - Yeah. 1217 01:29:00,990 --> 01:29:03,510 [wind whistling] 1218 01:29:03,545 --> 01:29:06,030 [gentle music] 1219 01:29:27,776 --> 01:29:30,088 [car starts] 1220 01:29:36,716 --> 01:29:37,682 Ready? 1221 01:29:37,717 --> 01:29:38,580 - Yeah. 1222 01:30:27,974 --> 01:30:30,597 [door clicks] 1223 01:31:25,687 --> 01:31:28,828 [muffled dance music] 1224 01:31:32,970 --> 01:31:35,800 [doorbell rings] 1225 01:31:38,354 --> 01:31:40,253 - Happy new year! 1226 01:31:40,287 --> 01:31:42,013 - Not quite, love. 1227 01:31:42,048 --> 01:31:46,190 - Oh shut up, sandy vagina. Come in and get drunk. 1228 01:31:52,092 --> 01:31:53,887 You're welcome. 1229 01:31:53,922 --> 01:31:54,750 - Thanks. 1230 01:31:59,134 --> 01:32:01,205 - That is so bad. 1231 01:32:01,239 --> 01:32:03,207 - Hey, love. How were your holidays? 1232 01:32:03,241 --> 01:32:07,763 - Yeah, no, really good, thanks. Really good, thanks. 1233 01:32:11,733 --> 01:32:13,010 - [Carlos] Oh 1234 01:32:13,044 --> 01:32:16,669 - Still not patched things up? 1235 01:32:16,703 --> 01:32:19,085 - [Mark] Do you think it's salvageable? 1236 01:32:19,119 --> 01:32:20,051 - It's you. 1237 01:32:22,364 --> 01:32:23,192 Come on. 1238 01:32:30,406 --> 01:32:32,201 - [Mark] Hey stranger. 1239 01:32:32,236 --> 01:32:33,064 - Hey. 1240 01:32:34,410 --> 01:32:35,308 - You okay? 1241 01:32:37,690 --> 01:32:41,590 - As good as I can be, deep in enemy territory. 1242 01:32:46,940 --> 01:32:49,978 Look, is there any chance that we can just - 1243 01:32:50,910 --> 01:32:52,739 - We can maybe start again? 1244 01:32:56,053 --> 01:32:56,950 - Yeah. 1245 01:33:02,680 --> 01:33:03,854 I miss you, buddy. 1246 01:33:03,888 --> 01:33:04,751 - I miss you. 1247 01:33:09,204 --> 01:33:10,964 Everything okay? 1248 01:33:10,999 --> 01:33:12,310 - Yeah, yeah. 1249 01:33:12,345 --> 01:33:13,898 - [John] Happy new year, boys. 1250 01:33:13,933 --> 01:33:14,796 - Hey. 1251 01:33:19,214 --> 01:33:23,114 - [John] So, any new year's resolutions? 1252 01:33:23,149 --> 01:33:24,702 - Yeah, one or two. 1253 01:33:26,842 --> 01:33:28,085 - Excuse me a sec. 1254 01:33:31,295 --> 01:33:32,710 - You should go for it man. 1255 01:33:32,745 --> 01:33:36,334 - Honestly, he's not interested. He's not. 1256 01:33:36,369 --> 01:33:37,819 Stop looking at me like that. 1257 01:33:37,853 --> 01:33:38,509 - What? 1258 01:33:38,543 --> 01:33:40,684 You know what you're doing. 1259 01:33:49,071 --> 01:33:50,763 - Same again, boys? 1260 01:33:55,733 --> 01:33:58,184 [somber music] 1261 01:34:03,879 --> 01:34:06,744 [water splashing] 1262 01:34:49,407 --> 01:34:50,754 - [Mark] Christ, I hate this. 1263 01:34:50,788 --> 01:34:53,964 - [Warren] I know, and I'm sorry, okay? 1264 01:35:04,284 --> 01:35:05,838 - Oh shit. 1265 01:35:05,872 --> 01:35:07,115 I'm so sorry. 1266 01:35:07,149 --> 01:35:08,357 - Fuck. 1267 01:35:08,392 --> 01:35:11,913 - [Pinky] It's okay, I didn't see anything. Well, I did. 1268 01:35:11,947 --> 01:35:14,847 But I can pretend I didn't. Okay, no, that's a lie too. 1269 01:35:14,881 --> 01:35:18,229 - Pinky, please. Don't say anything. 1270 01:35:18,264 --> 01:35:19,334 - Okay, okay. 1271 01:35:23,441 --> 01:35:24,304 Warren. 1272 01:35:25,305 --> 01:35:26,306 - Hi, Pinky. 1273 01:35:27,342 --> 01:35:28,343 - [Mark] Please, Pink. 1274 01:35:28,377 --> 01:35:30,863 - [Pinky] It's okay, I won't. 1275 01:35:30,897 --> 01:35:33,969 I'm just going back downstairs. 1276 01:35:39,906 --> 01:35:43,979 It's just, I just came to get my charger. 1277 01:35:47,293 --> 01:35:51,228 You know what? Nevermind. I'll come back later. 1278 01:36:00,168 --> 01:36:02,826 [upbeat music] 1279 01:36:10,626 --> 01:36:12,939 - 10 minutes, boys. 1280 01:36:12,974 --> 01:36:14,941 - Let's get a group photo. 1281 01:36:14,976 --> 01:36:16,287 - [Gareth] Lovely people, Team B, 1282 01:36:16,322 --> 01:36:20,015 let's get a final team photo of the year. 1283 01:36:20,050 --> 01:36:22,811 [ominous music] 1284 01:36:26,642 --> 01:36:27,333 Give me your phone, Pink. 1285 01:36:27,367 --> 01:36:29,542 Mine's plugged in for the music. 1286 01:36:29,576 --> 01:36:30,888 - Mine's dead. 1287 01:36:31,613 --> 01:36:34,547 - [Carlos] You just went to charge it. 1288 01:36:34,581 --> 01:36:36,963 - It's fine, just use mine. 1289 01:36:45,006 --> 01:36:46,973 - You as well. Come on. 1290 01:36:52,496 --> 01:36:55,154 [phone buzzes] 1291 01:37:03,300 --> 01:37:05,578 - Three, two, one. 1292 01:37:05,612 --> 01:37:07,373 - Stags. 1293 01:38:21,550 --> 01:38:22,620 - What the fuck did you say to him? 1294 01:38:22,655 --> 01:38:24,312 - Honestly, Mark. 1295 01:38:24,346 --> 01:38:27,625 It can't be easy for him to compete for your attention, 1296 01:38:27,660 --> 01:38:31,043 even when you only had one boyfriend. 1297 01:38:31,077 --> 01:38:32,976 - Jesus fucking Christ. 1298 01:38:33,010 --> 01:38:35,702 - I was doing him a favor, really. 1299 01:38:48,715 --> 01:38:50,441 - [Henry] Yeah, mate, you can try and fucking run. 1300 01:38:50,476 --> 01:38:51,960 - [Mark] Just leave it. 1301 01:38:51,995 --> 01:38:55,377 - [Henry] Do you actually care about anyone? 1302 01:38:55,412 --> 01:38:56,585 The team? 1303 01:38:58,587 --> 01:38:59,726 Me? 1304 01:39:02,108 --> 01:39:05,111 - [Crowd] Twelve, eleven, ten... 1305 01:39:05,146 --> 01:39:06,975 - [Carlos] It's the countdown, man. Come on. 1306 01:39:07,010 --> 01:39:10,668 - [Crowd] Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, 1307 01:39:12,187 --> 01:39:15,432 three, two, one, happy new year. 1308 01:39:18,055 --> 01:39:20,230 - You fucking do it again man! Fucking do it again - 1309 01:39:20,264 --> 01:39:21,507 - [Henry] He isn't worth it. 1310 01:39:21,541 --> 01:39:23,026 - I'll kill him, you Fuck. - Mate, mate, 1311 01:39:23,060 --> 01:39:24,751 he's not worth it, look at me. 1312 01:39:24,786 --> 01:39:26,961 He's not worth it, yeah? 1313 01:39:29,342 --> 01:39:31,966 [ear ringing sound] 1314 01:39:50,570 --> 01:39:51,433 - Well? 1315 01:39:54,402 --> 01:39:56,991 Are you going to say anything? 1316 01:40:05,413 --> 01:40:06,241 No. 1317 01:40:15,388 --> 01:40:16,631 - Maybe it's time you go sweet- 1318 01:40:16,665 --> 01:40:18,736 - Don't fucking touch me. 1319 01:40:31,197 --> 01:40:33,268 Happy fucking new year. 1320 01:40:35,719 --> 01:40:38,239 [door slams] 1321 01:40:39,861 --> 01:40:42,105 [melancholy music] 1322 01:40:42,139 --> 01:40:45,280 [fireworks exploding] 1323 01:41:22,731 --> 01:41:25,286 [door clicks] 1324 01:41:42,441 --> 01:41:44,374 - Happy new year, baby. 1325 01:41:51,484 --> 01:41:53,176 - Rich, there's something that I er- 1326 01:41:53,210 --> 01:41:54,901 - [Richard] It's okay. 1327 01:41:55,868 --> 01:41:57,214 I already know. 1328 01:41:58,871 --> 01:42:00,424 I know everything. 1329 01:42:02,978 --> 01:42:03,841 - Who? 1330 01:42:05,464 --> 01:42:06,844 - Does it matter? 1331 01:42:09,847 --> 01:42:11,263 - Richard, I don't know what to say- 1332 01:42:11,297 --> 01:42:12,126 - Don't. 1333 01:42:13,886 --> 01:42:14,783 Please. 1334 01:42:19,478 --> 01:42:20,686 - I'm so sorry. 1335 01:42:31,283 --> 01:42:35,356 - [Richard] I've made up a bed in the spare room for you. 1336 01:42:35,390 --> 01:42:38,876 You can pack your things in the morning. 1337 01:42:38,911 --> 01:42:41,879 [melancholy music] 1338 01:43:03,970 --> 01:43:06,732 [Mark sniffles] 1339 01:44:46,832 --> 01:44:49,524 [train rumbles] 1340 01:45:04,159 --> 01:45:06,541 [birds chirping] 1341 01:45:06,576 --> 01:45:09,061 [men shouting] 1342 01:45:17,034 --> 01:45:20,728 [whistle blowing] 1343 01:45:20,762 --> 01:45:23,627 [bodies thudding] 1344 01:45:26,975 --> 01:45:29,633 [men whooping] 1345 01:45:47,893 --> 01:45:49,688 - [Man] no, that's a knock on, 1346 01:45:49,722 --> 01:45:51,517 and that's the ball game. 1347 01:45:51,552 --> 01:45:54,486 [crowd applauding] 1348 01:46:06,532 --> 01:46:08,879 [bar clanks] 1349 01:46:23,480 --> 01:46:25,965 [men chatting] 1350 01:46:27,622 --> 01:46:31,005 - [Stuart] Jimmy, can I have a word? 1351 01:46:49,057 --> 01:46:51,957 [traffic rumbling] 1352 01:46:59,033 --> 01:47:00,759 - How have you been? 1353 01:47:02,001 --> 01:47:04,521 - Yeah. Yeah. No, good. Good. 1354 01:47:06,143 --> 01:47:07,144 Life's good. 1355 01:47:11,045 --> 01:47:12,943 - Barry is dropping the B team- 1356 01:47:12,978 --> 01:47:14,531 - Please don't, Pink. 1357 01:47:14,566 --> 01:47:15,187 - You can act like you don't care- 1358 01:47:15,221 --> 01:47:16,084 - I don't. 1359 01:47:19,018 --> 01:47:20,779 Sorry. 1360 01:47:20,813 --> 01:47:23,022 I don't. Really. 1361 01:47:25,922 --> 01:47:28,131 It's not going to happen, okay? 1362 01:47:28,165 --> 01:47:29,615 So just drop it. 1363 01:47:32,791 --> 01:47:36,588 - I hated rugby in school. Did you know that? 1364 01:47:39,245 --> 01:47:42,973 I was great at it, but I hated every second. 1365 01:47:47,633 --> 01:47:50,705 Never thought I'd give it another go. 1366 01:47:51,913 --> 01:47:54,122 Then I met all of you boys. 1367 01:47:56,331 --> 01:47:58,851 It was like finding a family. 1368 01:48:01,095 --> 01:48:02,683 Maybe being a Stag meant nothing to you- 1369 01:48:02,717 --> 01:48:04,581 - This isn't fair, Pink. 1370 01:48:04,616 --> 01:48:06,997 - No, it isn't. 1371 01:48:13,348 --> 01:48:16,559 - Look, I'm sorry, okay? The answer is no. 1372 01:48:20,873 --> 01:48:23,497 [somber music] 1373 01:48:24,843 --> 01:48:28,916 - [Barry] Okay lads. That's enough, let's go. 1374 01:48:35,957 --> 01:48:36,820 - Hey. 1375 01:48:41,135 --> 01:48:43,344 I need something from you. 1376 01:48:43,378 --> 01:48:44,932 - [Warren] No way. 1377 01:48:46,347 --> 01:48:48,729 He doesn't want to see me. 1378 01:48:48,763 --> 01:48:50,938 - [Pinky] You owe us this. 1379 01:49:04,641 --> 01:49:07,161 [brush rasping] 1380 01:49:10,129 --> 01:49:12,822 [phone buzzes] 1381 01:49:16,273 --> 01:49:18,862 [Mark sniffs] 1382 01:49:35,948 --> 01:49:38,779 [birds chirping] 1383 01:50:08,153 --> 01:50:09,637 - I can't stop thinking about Christmas- 1384 01:50:09,672 --> 01:50:10,880 - Stop. 1385 01:50:10,914 --> 01:50:12,778 - Next time, I'll even beat your dad down the mountain- 1386 01:50:12,813 --> 01:50:17,058 - Warren, there won't be a next time. You know that. 1387 01:50:23,133 --> 01:50:24,238 - I miss you. 1388 01:50:30,002 --> 01:50:31,970 - Why are we even here? 1389 01:50:36,112 --> 01:50:38,735 Pinky spoke to you, didn't he? 1390 01:50:40,323 --> 01:50:42,325 - It really hurt that you never answered. 1391 01:50:42,359 --> 01:50:43,913 - I'm surprised you care. 1392 01:50:43,947 --> 01:50:45,293 - Don't say that. 1393 01:50:49,712 --> 01:50:50,816 Mark. 1394 01:50:51,921 --> 01:50:53,888 I love you. 1395 01:50:59,307 --> 01:51:02,379 - And what good does that do me now? Hmm? 1396 01:51:03,449 --> 01:51:05,037 - Why are you doing this? 1397 01:51:05,072 --> 01:51:08,282 - Why am I? Why are you, Warren? 1398 01:51:08,316 --> 01:51:12,389 What is it you want from me? You had your chance. 1399 01:51:13,943 --> 01:51:15,945 It's all just words now. 1400 01:51:22,123 --> 01:51:24,332 Does John know you're here? 1401 01:51:37,311 --> 01:51:39,762 - How did we get here, Mark? 1402 01:51:49,841 --> 01:51:52,775 [melancholy music] 1403 01:52:04,476 --> 01:52:07,928 [paper rustles] 1404 01:52:07,962 --> 01:52:09,757 - Pinky gave me this. 1405 01:52:17,213 --> 01:52:18,835 Don't punish them. 1406 01:53:34,393 --> 01:53:36,568 - You're a good man, Mark. 1407 01:53:58,383 --> 01:54:01,179 [dramatic music] 1408 01:54:36,421 --> 01:54:39,355 - [Stuart] Go, go, go, go, go. 1409 01:54:39,389 --> 01:54:41,598 Ready, Ready Ready, go! 1410 01:55:00,238 --> 01:55:03,103 [bodies thudding] 1411 01:55:07,210 --> 01:55:10,386 - [Stuart] It's been a tough old season for us all, 1412 01:55:10,420 --> 01:55:12,975 but we've got everything to fight for. 1413 01:55:13,009 --> 01:55:15,529 Now, the powers that be might not believe in you, but I do, 1414 01:55:15,563 --> 01:55:18,981 completely, and I know that every one of you 1415 01:55:19,015 --> 01:55:20,983 believes in each other. 1416 01:55:21,017 --> 01:55:22,087 So lets show that today 1417 01:55:22,122 --> 01:55:24,538 - and lets show that to everybody who's watching. 1418 01:55:24,572 --> 01:55:26,091 - Come on, boys. Let's do this. Hands in. 1419 01:55:26,126 --> 01:55:27,368 Three, two, one. 1420 01:55:27,403 --> 01:55:28,680 - [Team] Stags! 1421 01:55:28,714 --> 01:55:31,476 [crowd cheering] 1422 01:55:42,349 --> 01:55:45,041 [whistle blows] 1423 01:56:02,300 --> 01:56:04,958 [Jimmy cheers] 1424 01:56:07,719 --> 01:56:10,342 [men shouting] 1425 01:56:17,315 --> 01:56:20,180 [whistle blowing] 1426 01:56:26,531 --> 01:56:29,292 [crowd clapping] 1427 01:56:30,535 --> 01:56:32,019 - Come on, boys. 1428 01:56:38,612 --> 01:56:39,716 - Have I missed much? 1429 01:56:39,751 --> 01:56:42,616 - It's five all and they've just called half-time. 1430 01:56:42,650 --> 01:56:44,618 - [Jimmy] We need to focus and get some discipline, yeah? 1431 01:56:44,652 --> 01:56:45,653 Can we get some water? 1432 01:56:45,688 --> 01:56:46,516 - Water. 1433 01:56:46,551 --> 01:56:47,552 - [Stuart] Right, listen up, guys. 1434 01:56:47,586 --> 01:56:48,829 Their backs are unfit. 1435 01:56:48,863 --> 01:56:50,796 They're relying on their forward power. 1436 01:56:50,831 --> 01:56:53,247 Mr. Pink, you see that flanker over there? 1437 01:56:53,282 --> 01:56:54,248 - [Pinky] Which one? 1438 01:56:54,283 --> 01:56:55,249 - The pretty one. 1439 01:56:55,284 --> 01:56:56,630 - [Pinky] Oh, yeah. 1440 01:56:56,664 --> 01:56:57,803 - [Stuart] Take him out. 1441 01:56:57,838 --> 01:56:59,288 - I think I can manage that. 1442 01:56:59,322 --> 01:57:00,392 - [Stuart] Right, listen up. 1443 01:57:00,427 --> 01:57:02,325 Mark, Henry, you let the forwards to do their work. 1444 01:57:02,360 --> 01:57:04,086 Then you're going to break through the back line, all right? 1445 01:57:04,120 --> 01:57:07,089 That is how we are going win it. Come on. 1446 01:57:07,123 --> 01:57:10,057 [crowd applauding] 1447 01:57:15,649 --> 01:57:18,307 [men shouting] 1448 01:57:18,341 --> 01:57:20,688 [bodies thudding] 1449 01:57:20,723 --> 01:57:22,035 - Long time. 1450 01:57:26,798 --> 01:57:29,559 - Do you actually understand all these rules? 1451 01:57:29,594 --> 01:57:30,767 - First match? 1452 01:57:32,390 --> 01:57:36,152 Well, first of all, they're laws, not rules, 1453 01:57:36,187 --> 01:57:37,705 - and no, 1454 01:57:37,740 --> 01:57:40,639 but, I don't think anyone does. 1455 01:57:40,674 --> 01:57:43,125 Least of all, this ref. 1456 01:57:45,127 --> 01:57:47,232 - [Pinky] Oh you are so mine. 1457 01:57:47,267 --> 01:57:49,855 [whistle blows] 1458 01:57:53,859 --> 01:57:54,964 - [Referee] High tackle. 1459 01:57:54,998 --> 01:57:59,417 - [Stuart] That's not quite what I meant, Mr. Pink. 1460 01:58:01,833 --> 01:58:04,387 - [Supporter] They're one player down, now. 1461 01:58:04,422 --> 01:58:07,114 Five minutes left. Still a tie. 1462 01:58:07,149 --> 01:58:08,391 - [Carlos] Ladies, focus. 1463 01:58:08,426 --> 01:58:10,704 Henry, you got this. 1464 01:58:10,738 --> 01:58:13,741 [crowd cheers] 1465 01:58:13,776 --> 01:58:16,399 [whistle blows] 1466 01:58:16,434 --> 01:58:19,609 [gentle music] 1467 01:58:38,352 --> 01:58:41,148 [dramatic music] 1468 01:59:49,596 --> 01:59:51,529 - [Jimmy] Come on, guys. It's not over yet. 1469 01:59:51,563 --> 01:59:52,426 Carlos. 1470 01:59:53,841 --> 01:59:55,878 - Wait, give it to Henry. 1471 01:59:56,913 --> 01:59:58,984 - [Jimmy] Well done, Henry. 1472 02:00:14,483 --> 02:00:16,036 [Stags cheer] 1473 02:00:16,070 --> 02:00:18,797 [whistle blows] 1474 02:00:34,882 --> 02:00:37,816 [melancholy music] 1475 02:00:59,907 --> 02:01:04,912 - Thought I would finally see what all the fuss was about. 1476 02:01:05,396 --> 02:01:06,742 - It means a lot. 1477 02:01:26,969 --> 02:01:30,283 I am sorry. I never meant to hurt you. 1478 02:01:33,458 --> 02:01:34,735 - It's getting late. 1479 02:01:34,770 --> 02:01:39,878 - Look, maybe we can go for a drink or something, sometime? 1480 02:01:39,913 --> 02:01:43,813 - I'm really glad I got to see you play, Mark. 1481 02:01:44,849 --> 02:01:45,953 [team laughing] 1482 02:01:45,988 --> 02:01:47,679 - [Jimmy] Where's Mark? 1483 02:01:47,714 --> 02:01:48,853 - Mark. 1484 02:01:48,887 --> 02:01:49,750 Come on. 1485 02:01:51,821 --> 02:01:52,822 - It's okay. 1486 02:01:54,168 --> 02:01:54,997 Go. 1487 02:02:17,813 --> 02:02:20,436 [men cheering] 1488 02:02:23,991 --> 02:02:25,372 - Look at them. 1489 02:02:28,686 --> 02:02:33,449 You never really understood how we used to win, did you? 1490 02:02:33,484 --> 02:02:36,625 But it was never about being the best. 1491 02:02:48,740 --> 02:02:51,364 [men cheering] 1492 02:03:05,516 --> 02:03:06,655 - Are we okay? 1493 02:03:08,864 --> 02:03:10,590 - We can work on it. 1494 02:03:24,224 --> 02:03:25,052 - Mark. 1495 02:03:26,019 --> 02:03:29,160 Mark, wait. Please. 1496 02:03:31,127 --> 02:03:32,128 Can we talk? 1497 02:03:47,074 --> 02:03:51,872 That was the best I've ever seen you play, today. 1498 02:03:51,907 --> 02:03:53,218 - Thanks. 1499 02:03:53,253 --> 02:03:55,497 - I'm glad you came back. 1500 02:04:01,295 --> 02:04:04,195 John wanted to come down and support Henry. 1501 02:04:04,229 --> 02:04:06,577 And um, 1502 02:04:06,611 --> 02:04:07,785 well, 1503 02:04:07,819 --> 02:04:11,892 - I just wanted to see the old place for one last time. 1504 02:04:13,584 --> 02:04:15,206 - What do you mean? 1505 02:04:15,240 --> 02:04:18,865 - Me and John are leaving the club. 1506 02:04:18,899 --> 02:04:21,074 It's probably for the best. 1507 02:04:25,181 --> 02:04:26,976 Now, I'm not so sure. 1508 02:04:29,738 --> 02:04:31,049 Seeing you this week again- 1509 02:04:31,084 --> 02:04:31,947 - Warren. 1510 02:04:33,811 --> 02:04:37,815 - I could go and end it with him now, right now. 1511 02:04:39,541 --> 02:04:41,715 We could try again, but properly this time- 1512 02:04:41,750 --> 02:04:42,578 - Please. 1513 02:04:46,271 --> 02:04:50,103 I really appreciate you coming today. 1514 02:04:50,137 --> 02:04:51,000 I do. 1515 02:04:55,280 --> 02:04:56,661 Look, I just... 1516 02:04:59,906 --> 02:05:01,148 We lost our way. 1517 02:05:03,081 --> 02:05:06,015 [muffled cheering] 1518 02:05:08,639 --> 02:05:11,193 - And I think I've found it again now. 1519 02:05:38,669 --> 02:05:40,187 - I've got to go. 1520 02:05:40,222 --> 02:05:43,639 [both sniffling] 1521 02:05:43,674 --> 02:05:44,813 Come here. 1522 02:06:05,799 --> 02:06:08,215 [Warren sobs] 1523 02:06:12,426 --> 02:06:17,190 [dramatic music] 1524 02:07:19,217 --> 02:07:22,773 [indistinct pub chatter] 1525 02:07:36,925 --> 02:07:38,996 - [Mark] Boys! 1526 02:07:44,208 --> 02:07:46,141 - Nice yellow card today. 1527 02:07:46,175 --> 02:07:47,694 - Oh, fuck. 1528 02:07:47,729 --> 02:07:49,696 [Carlos laughs] 1529 02:07:49,731 --> 02:07:52,975 - Ladies and gentleman, 1530 02:07:53,010 --> 02:07:54,701 - Thank you. 1531 02:07:55,875 --> 02:07:59,050 Firstly, I'd like to express our sincere gratitude 1532 02:07:59,085 --> 02:08:01,363 to the Rochester boys for coming down today, 1533 02:08:01,397 --> 02:08:03,883 and providing us with such spirited 1534 02:08:03,917 --> 02:08:05,712 and sporting opposition. 1535 02:08:05,747 --> 02:08:06,955 So thank you. 1536 02:08:06,989 --> 02:08:09,405 [all applaud] 1537 02:08:11,269 --> 02:08:13,030 Though I must say it feels pretty good 1538 02:08:13,064 --> 02:08:17,724 to have reclaimed the honour today, on this day, 1539 02:08:17,759 --> 02:08:20,762 the day of our final match together. 1540 02:08:21,797 --> 02:08:25,421 Our final match together this season. 1541 02:08:25,456 --> 02:08:29,874 And I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Stuart, 1542 02:08:29,909 --> 02:08:33,947 and each and every one of my teammates, even Gareth. 1543 02:08:33,982 --> 02:08:36,018 [Stags Laugh] 1544 02:08:36,053 --> 02:08:38,262 My rugby family. 1545 02:08:38,296 --> 02:08:40,885 [all applaud] 1546 02:08:42,300 --> 02:08:45,441 For reminding me, over the course of this season, 1547 02:08:45,476 --> 02:08:49,031 what this game of rugby is really about. 1548 02:08:49,066 --> 02:08:50,343 So thank you. 1549 02:08:51,413 --> 02:08:53,173 And now, for our man of the match. 1550 02:08:53,208 --> 02:08:55,106 It was a tough call this week, 1551 02:08:55,141 --> 02:08:56,383 but I'd like to give it to someone who I think 1552 02:08:56,418 --> 02:09:00,456 we all know has had his fair share struggles off the pitch. 1553 02:09:00,491 --> 02:09:02,458 He never fails to put that aside, 1554 02:09:02,493 --> 02:09:06,393 and give himself 100% when he's on the pitch, 1555 02:09:06,428 --> 02:09:07,947 hungover or not. 1556 02:09:07,981 --> 02:09:09,396 Henry Michaels. 1557 02:09:09,431 --> 02:09:12,883 [all cheer and applaud] 1558 02:09:19,199 --> 02:09:21,201 One non-alcoholic pint. 1559 02:09:21,236 --> 02:09:23,169 [all laugh] 1560 02:09:23,203 --> 02:09:25,965 And now, for our dick of the day. 1561 02:09:25,999 --> 02:09:29,278 We all know him. We all still love him anyway. 1562 02:09:29,313 --> 02:09:31,246 He managed to get another yellow card today. 1563 02:09:31,280 --> 02:09:32,937 He may just be our dick of the season. 1564 02:09:32,972 --> 02:09:35,802 He is our dick of the season. Mr. Pink. 1565 02:09:35,837 --> 02:09:38,080 [all cheer] 1566 02:09:39,564 --> 02:09:42,119 - You fuckers. I hate you all. 1567 02:09:46,606 --> 02:09:50,403 - [Crowd] He is a stag lad, he is a stag lad, 1568 02:09:51,645 --> 02:09:55,511 he shouts it proudly, night and day, hey, hey! 1569 02:09:55,546 --> 02:09:59,170 He's never lonely when we are with him, 1570 02:09:59,205 --> 02:10:02,070 and he knows how to put a pint away, 1571 02:10:02,104 --> 02:10:05,383 pint away, pint away, pint away, pint away, 1572 02:10:05,418 --> 02:10:08,835 pint away, pint away, pint away, pint away, 1573 02:10:08,870 --> 02:10:10,526 pint away, pint away. 1574 02:10:10,561 --> 02:10:13,184 [all cheering] 1575 02:10:22,953 --> 02:10:24,057 - [Carlos] Here he is! 1576 02:10:24,092 --> 02:10:25,610 - Don't you fucking dare. 1577 02:10:25,645 --> 02:10:27,026 [Carlos laughs] 1578 02:10:27,060 --> 02:10:30,477 [gentle music] 1579 02:10:56,193 --> 02:11:01,198 ♪ Close your eyes, it's time 1580 02:11:01,957 --> 02:11:06,410 ♪ Take a breath and feel your hand in mine ♪ 1581 02:11:06,444 --> 02:11:09,137 ♪ You're gonna be just fine 1582 02:11:09,171 --> 02:11:12,105 [upbeat pop music] 1583 02:11:13,175 --> 02:11:16,316 ♪ Through the storms and the hurricanes ♪ 1584 02:11:16,351 --> 02:11:20,320 ♪ I'll be there with you to chase the thunder and the rain ♪ 1585 02:11:20,355 --> 02:11:24,911 ♪ Oh 1586 02:11:32,125 --> 02:11:36,578 ♪ I'll get you on your feet again ♪ 1587 02:11:36,612 --> 02:11:41,341 ♪ Take a breath and feel your hand in mine ♪ 1588 02:11:41,376 --> 02:11:43,205 ♪ Because I'm by your side, your side, ♪ 1589 02:11:43,240 --> 02:11:46,001 ♪ Your side, your side, your side, your side, your side, ♪ 1590 02:11:46,036 --> 02:11:48,245 ♪ Your side, your side, your side, your side ♪ 1591 02:11:48,279 --> 02:11:53,284 ♪ Scars and trophies and bruises fade with time ♪ 1592 02:11:54,044 --> 02:11:57,047 ♪ No matter how the world may seem ♪ 1593 02:11:57,081 --> 02:12:02,086 ♪ We'll always win because we're on the same team ♪ 1594 02:12:11,716 --> 02:12:16,721 ♪ Run away and see 1595 02:12:17,515 --> 02:12:22,417 ♪ Who it is you were always meant to be ♪ 1596 02:12:22,451 --> 02:12:27,456 ♪ Meant to be 1597 02:12:28,595 --> 02:12:31,495 ♪ I see you carrying all that pain ♪ 1598 02:12:31,529 --> 02:12:36,534 ♪ But you can lay it down and you can start to fade away ♪ 1599 02:12:38,019 --> 02:12:42,333 ♪ So take a breath and feel your hand in mine ♪ 1600 02:12:42,368 --> 02:12:45,647 ♪ Cos I'm by your side, your side, your side, your side, ♪ 1601 02:12:45,681 --> 02:12:48,132 ♪ Your side, your side, your side, your side, your side, ♪ 1602 02:12:48,167 --> 02:12:49,375 ♪ Your side, your side 1603 02:12:49,409 --> 02:12:54,449 ♪ 'cos scars are trophies and bruises fade with time ♪ 1604 02:12:55,243 --> 02:12:58,073 ♪ No matter how the world may seem ♪ 1605 02:12:58,108 --> 02:13:01,007 ♪ We'll always win 'cos we're on the same team ♪ 1606 02:13:01,042 --> 02:13:03,630 ♪ No need to turn around 1607 02:13:03,665 --> 02:13:06,461 ♪ I'm only steps behind 1608 02:13:06,495 --> 02:13:10,120 ♪ Can you hear the sound 1609 02:13:10,154 --> 02:13:12,674 ♪ Your feet are drums, watch them strike the ground ♪ 1610 02:13:12,708 --> 02:13:17,437 ♪ Ah 1611 02:13:36,215 --> 02:13:41,220 ♪ Close your eyes, it's time 1612 02:13:41,806 --> 02:13:46,432 ♪ Take a breath and feel your hand in mine ♪ 1613 02:13:46,466 --> 02:13:49,607 ♪ 'cos I'm by your side 1614 02:13:49,642 --> 02:13:52,472 ♪ I'm by your side 1615 02:13:52,507 --> 02:13:55,475 ♪ I'm by your side 1616 02:13:55,510 --> 02:13:59,652 ♪ I'm by your side 1617 02:13:59,686 --> 02:14:02,413 ♪ You were made to love, you were made to live ♪ 1618 02:14:02,448 --> 02:14:05,278 ♪ You were made to love, you were made to live ♪ 1619 02:14:05,313 --> 02:14:08,178 ♪ We will always win, We Will always win ♪ 1620 02:14:08,212 --> 02:14:11,319 ♪ You were made to love, you were made to live ♪ 1621 02:14:11,353 --> 02:14:13,873 ♪ You were made to love, you were made to live ♪ 1622 02:14:13,907 --> 02:14:16,772 ♪ You were made to love, you were made to live ♪ 1623 02:14:16,807 --> 02:14:20,121 ♪ We will always win, We Will always win ♪ 1624 02:14:20,155 --> 02:14:22,813 ♪ You were made to love, you were made to live ♪ 1625 02:14:33,582 --> 02:14:36,723 [music fades] 113944