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attention students meet in the

attention students meet in the auditorium today at 2pm

auditorium today at 2pm luxury condos available soon schedule a

luxury condos available soon schedule a tour next week

luxury condos available soon schedule a

luxury condos available soon schedule a tour next week

attention students

so

cps schools have been closed for more

cps schools have been closed for more than a year due to contract disputes and

than a year due to contract disputes and budget cuts

budget cuts parents and students are eager for a

parents and students are eager for a solution

solution i really like routine in my life i mean

i really like routine in my life i mean and and school just kind of provided me with

school just kind of provided me with that and i need

that and i need to get back into model u.n honestly i

to get back into model u.n honestly i thought i was gonna get this little

thought i was gonna get this little monster into kindergarten

monster into kindergarten tech giant larry allen is rolling out

tech giant larry allen is rolling out his much anticipated solution to this

his much anticipated solution to this year-long standstill as we speak my name

year-long standstill as we speak my name is larry allen and i am very excited to

is larry allen and i am very excited to present to you

present to you the future of education this is

the future of education this is schoolnet

schoolnet everyone deserves to be a part of this

everyone deserves to be a part of this revolution

revolution and no one should be left behind now

and no one should be left behind now we're just going to end up being mutant

we're just going to end up being mutant kids

kids have technology have biology

have technology have biology walking around pooping out motherboards

walking around pooping out motherboards remaining members of the now defunct

remaining members of the now defunct chicago teachers union

chicago teachers union are calling this announcement one of the

are calling this announcement one of the biggest corporate takeovers

biggest corporate takeovers in modern history this is like the

in modern history this is like the biggest corporate takeover ever

biggest corporate takeover ever they don't care about these kids all

they don't care about these kids all they care about is the bottom line

they care about is the bottom line money oh kids come and sit on a toilet

money oh kids come and sit on a toilet all day

all day with your fancy headset on and just sit

with your fancy headset on and just sit there drooling and pissing on yourself

there drooling and pissing on yourself all day

all day using the latest groundbreaking

using the latest groundbreaking technology i have created

technology i have created schoolmen schoolnet gives all of us the

schoolmen schoolnet gives all of us the opportunity to learn whatever we want

opportunity to learn whatever we want reality is just simulation

changed

so

so

all right miss anderson do you have

all right miss anderson do you have anything to say for yourself

anything to say for yourself anything uh can i have my phone back

anything uh can i have my phone back what absolutely not sir this woman

what absolutely not sir this woman stole my phone and won't give it back do

stole my phone and won't give it back do you know what we found

you know what we found on this phone you can't just go through

on this phone you can't just go through my stuff without my permission this is a

my stuff without my permission this is a matter of safety

matter of safety and security mia and i don't appreciate

and security mia and i don't appreciate you interrupting me

you interrupting me i didn't do anything and speaking of

i didn't do anything and speaking of being rude and disrespectful let me

being rude and disrespectful let me apologize for miss meyer's behavior

apologize for miss meyer's behavior she can get a little bit worked up

she can get a little bit worked up sometimes she's probably a little bit

sometimes she's probably a little bit drunk

drunk hello nia it's so nice to finally meet

hello nia it's so nice to finally meet you can you do an air handshake

you can you do an air handshake okay sorry old man joke so i'm going to

okay sorry old man joke so i'm going to get right down to it

get right down to it you are a very impressive young woman i

you are a very impressive young woman i was able to sit through some of the code

was able to sit through some of the code you used to hack our announcement i mean

you used to hack our announcement i mean it was like poetry

it was like poetry we need young people like you in our

we need young people like you in our company

company are you familiar with uh white hat

are you familiar with uh white hat hacking yeah

hacking yeah okay yes dumb question well we really

okay yes dumb question well we really need someone to do exactly that for

need someone to do exactly that for schoolnet

schoolnet how would you like to work for us and

how would you like to work for us and actually get paid for this kind of stuff

actually get paid for this kind of stuff before you answer come to the office

before you answer come to the office see what we're about all right i've got

see what we're about all right i've got a few pre-production nebulas for

a few pre-production nebulas for employees

employees we'll get you one just for showing up

we'll get you one just for showing up just for walking in the door

just for walking in the door hell yeah man i'm in oh

hell yeah man i'm in oh great okay that's awesome wonderful

great okay that's awesome wonderful i perfect i'm gonna send a car for you

i perfect i'm gonna send a car for you on monday

on monday and we will meet then i'll see you then

and we will meet then i'll see you then thank you so much

thank you so much awesome dude thank you see you then

so

what what do you mean what

what what do you mean what what i'm just gonna check it out don't

what i'm just gonna check it out don't get off oh no don't get all

get off oh no don't get all what don't get all wet nothing oh don't

what don't get all wet nothing oh don't get all upset

get all upset this is fascist evil right here

this is fascist evil right here right no i've been saying that for

right no i've been saying that for months

months and now here it is coming in here oh no

and now here it is coming in here oh no and i'm supposed to be all like oh what

and i'm supposed to be all like oh what it's cool like

it's cool like are you done oh am i done

are you done oh am i done that's how you talk to me you've grown

that's how you talk to me you've grown up to be a real

up to be a real you know that right mom i'm wrong

you know that right mom i'm wrong i'll talk to you tomorrow okay oh you

i'll talk to you tomorrow okay oh you know what

know what what do you want me to have a job i

what do you want me to have a job i don't have a job okay

don't have a job okay that's taking people's jobs you like a

that's taking people's jobs you like a house you're living in you want to be

house you're living in you want to be homeless

homeless you got to think about this stuff nia oh

you got to think about this stuff nia oh my god whatever

my god whatever it's true okay

hey oh what's up i just got home a

hey oh what's up i just got home a little while ago

little while ago my mom is going totally overboard

my mom is going totally overboard yeah um hey so for this game uh you have

yeah um hey so for this game uh you have to hold the controller like a rifle

to hold the controller like a rifle and then you shoot at the buffalo just

and then you shoot at the buffalo just like that got em

like that got em yo today was incredible i mean the video

yo today was incredible i mean the video of you

of you already has like 12 000 views

already has like 12 000 views i don't know what you're talking about

i don't know what you're talking about reality is a simulation

reality is a simulation that was gold i mean

so uh i got pulled into meyer's office

so uh i got pulled into meyer's office today

today and we were like live chatting this

and we were like live chatting this schoolnet dude i mean myers was

schoolnet dude i mean myers was a brick but a brick but the schoolnet dude was actually kind of

the schoolnet dude was actually kind of chill what

chill what i mean they want to like offer me a job

i mean they want to like offer me a job and they're gonna and they're gonna give me a free nebula just for going in

give me a free nebula just for going in okay nia do you hear yourself

okay nia do you hear yourself you sound so lame oh i don't know but

you sound so lame oh i don't know but the dude from school that was pretty

the dude from school that was pretty chill

chill that dude sucks i mean okay i haven't

that dude sucks i mean okay i haven't even

even accepted the job offer yet i'm not just

accepted the job offer yet i'm not just gonna give up a free

gonna give up a free phone uh i gotta go wait lily

phone uh i gotta go wait lily lily left the game

new player joined the game

new player joined the game

are you doing that do you want this

are you doing that do you want this power

power uh yeah is there a code

uh yeah is there a code come on dude hook it up

come on dude hook it up

knock knock

ah

you're gonna get that

oh paulo oh sorry miss anderson

oh paulo oh sorry miss anderson i was just dropping off something for

i was just dropping off something for nia oh it's all right

nia oh it's all right uh just you know whatever say hi to your

uh just you know whatever say hi to your parents all right because i'm just gonna

parents all right because i'm just gonna go to bed

go to bed all right i will good night mrs anderson

all right i will good night mrs anderson hey uh hey uh you gonna that thing on monday well i

you gonna that thing on monday well i mean they're trying to

mean they're trying to charge like twenty dollars to go to that

charge like twenty dollars to go to that oc in pilsen

oc in pilsen and that's ridiculous so i'm probably

and that's ridiculous so i'm probably just gonna go to church or something

just gonna go to church or something yeah church it's like the after party

yeah church it's like the after party but the school in that protest

but the school in that protest you're going right oh yeah yeah i

you're going right oh yeah yeah i totally

totally i'm yeah i'm going take this it'll trick

i'm yeah i'm going take this it'll trick the drones

the drones oh i actually got like a ton of other

oh i actually got like a ton of other maps to hand out so

maps to hand out so i'll see you monday okay bye

forward

forward

mia we've been expecting you

mia we've been expecting you what's with the drone like where are you

what's with the drone like where are you it's me larry allen

it's me larry allen yeah i get it but where okay good follow

me

me this is where it all happens what do you

this is where it all happens what do you think this is cool as hell

think this is cool as hell

hey are you nia uh yeah what's up

hey are you nia uh yeah what's up sam i kind of like follow your work i

sam i kind of like follow your work i guess that thing you did last friday

guess that thing you did last friday hacking the entire network and the thing

hacking the entire network and the thing with max headroom that was iconic

with max headroom that was iconic i guess i've never really met a girl

i guess i've never really met a girl that could pull that kind of thing off

that could pull that kind of thing off before wow

before wow thanks yeah so i go to lab but you know

thanks yeah so i go to lab but you know my dad he knows larry allen so he hooked

my dad he knows larry allen so he hooked me up with this sweet internship here yo

me up with this sweet internship here yo you want to see something super dope

you want to see something super dope okay yeah

so this is the red room as you can see

so this is the red room as you can see we have a pretty

we have a pretty freaking dope set up in here a couple

freaking dope set up in here a couple super fast processors over here

super fast processors over here this one has like a terabyte of ram you

this one has like a terabyte of ram you want to check it out you're welcome to

want to check it out you're welcome to i think ralph should be done soon uh

i think ralph should be done soon uh okay

if you have any questions i'm right here

welcome to the library of alexandria in

welcome to the library of alexandria in egypt egypt this place housed thousands of papyrus

this place housed thousands of papyrus scrolls of stories

scrolls of stories research mathematical equations and

research mathematical equations and scientific theories

scientific theories if you wanted to know something this was

if you wanted to know something this was the place to go

the place to go

it was exactly maybe one of the lowest

it was exactly maybe one of the lowest points in human history

points in human history setting back the tide of discovery for

setting back the tide of discovery for well at least

well at least

hey sam hi nia saw your work back in the

hey sam hi nia saw your work back in the rr

rr very impressive so excited to have you

very impressive so excited to have you on board for schoolnet

on board for schoolnet oh thanks larry yeah no that was super

oh thanks larry yeah no that was super fun fun uh here take a look at this offer and

uh here take a look at this offer and here here is that nebula as promised oh dude the

is that nebula as promised oh dude the new nebula these things are

new nebula these things are so dope check it out larry got me one

so dope check it out larry got me one too

too hey let's take a selfie

oh that's so good if you look on your

oh that's so good if you look on your nebula uh you'll see

nebula uh you'll see you have about 300 in credits to use for

you have about 300 in credits to use for whatever you want each week okay

whatever you want each week okay so go wild have fun yeah

so go wild have fun yeah no this this offer is amazing thank you

no this this offer is amazing thank you so much mr allen

so much mr allen anything you need nia let us know okay

anything you need nia let us know okay we're just so happy to have you on the

we're just so happy to have you on the team

team okay so no it's absolutely a thing if

okay so no it's absolutely a thing if you look up on your phone you look up

you look up on your phone you look up like retail

like retail poop or retail potty like people do it

poop or retail potty like people do it they're like very upset with customer

they're like very upset with customer service and so they take it upon

service and so they take it upon themselves to be like how can i

themselves to be like how can i act up in the store oh i don't know like

act up in the store oh i don't know like a primate in the zoo

a primate in the zoo i will use my own bodily function in

i will use my own bodily function in protest

protest and they go number two they go potty and

and they go number two they go potty and wrap it up in some place number one i

wrap it up in some place number one i believe yourself

believe yourself oh my god it looks good that's a good

oh my god it looks good that's a good look

your ride is here

hey you double fisting

hey you double fisting what uh um oh

what uh um oh yeah right yeah hey you want to get some

yeah right yeah hey you want to get some fur

oh um fly is this classic vietnamese

oh um fly is this classic vietnamese soup it's so

soup it's so good it's got like rice noodles veggies

good it's got like rice noodles veggies my personal favorite is the beefa but

my personal favorite is the beefa but you probably don't eat meat right i know

you probably don't eat meat right i know i uh i eat meat

i uh i eat meat i know what phi is perfect um yeah so

i know what phi is perfect um yeah so i'll see you later sweet i'll hey i'll

i'll see you later sweet i'll hey i'll save you a fortune cookie

save you a fortune cookie your ride is here

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hello it's good to see everyone

hello it's good to see everyone we have a special announcement coming

we have a special announcement coming very soon if you do not have something

very soon if you do not have something covering your face

covering your face it's time to change that now

bye

bye

uh

a group of masked teenagers froze in

a group of masked teenagers froze in downtown chicago today

downtown chicago today in response to the recent rollout of

in response to the recent rollout of schoolnet a virtual classroom

schoolnet a virtual classroom replacement replacement for chicago public schools nearby

for chicago public schools nearby billboard streams were hacked

billboard streams were hacked and played a disturbing pirate broadcast

and played a disturbing pirate broadcast the mysterious source of this hack

the mysterious source of this hack concerns local law enforcement

concerns local law enforcement this has me worried quite frankly they

this has me worried quite frankly they have to be worried a lot this is a

have to be worried a lot this is a breach of security it's not some just

breach of security it's not some just kind of silly prank this is probably

kind of silly prank this is probably terrorist you know i know this isn't the

terrorist you know i know this isn't the first time that a hack like this has

first time that a hack like this has happened happened i'm gonna go down a limb here and i'm

i'm gonna go down a limb here and i'm gonna say it's definitely terrorism we

gonna say it's definitely terrorism we gotta be strong on this

gotta be strong on this look you can see us in the background

look you can see us in the background loki you need to be more low-key

loki you need to be more low-key i'm just excited that we're on tv too no

i'm just excited that we're on tv too no no no but like in general um

no no but like in general um like when you're on your phone or online

like when you're on your phone or online you just

you just be careful okay

be careful okay

look there's paulo i'm gonna go say hi

hi hi i'm lily

hey kyle now what is the eta on the

hey kyle now what is the eta on the alternative center

alternative center about two weeks anything else before i

about two weeks anything else before i go

go hey kyle yes larry could you just talk

hey kyle yes larry could you just talk to me for a bit

to me for a bit well what do you want to talk about i

well what do you want to talk about i don't know man

anything

anything um can i try your glasses on um

um can i try your glasses on um

the pressure that your glasses like

the pressure that your glasses like they're too tight almost like you have a

they're too tight almost like you have a small

small head it feels really nice on my eyes

india i know this is like totally uncool

india i know this is like totally uncool but but i kind of need to take your phone and

i kind of need to take your phone and have to put it in that microwave

have to put it in that microwave what i'm sorry it's just louisa

what i'm sorry it's just louisa she's super paranoid about this kind of

she's super paranoid about this kind of stuff okay

stuff okay i promise someone's everywhere

hey this is mia yeah hey this is nat

hey this is mia yeah hey this is nat that's david got jamie over there and

that's david got jamie over there and this is louisa

do you know why i told paulo to put your

do you know why i told paulo to put your phone in the microwave

phone in the microwave uh because you saw it in that snowden

uh because you saw it in that snowden movie and thought it was super cool

movie and thought it was super cool oh my god you totally did just see it in

oh my god you totally did just see it in that movie do you know how many cameras

that movie do you know how many cameras you passed on your way here

you passed on your way here how much you come in contact with

how much you come in contact with network devices you know they can see

network devices you know they can see you through those cameras

you through those cameras they can control and they can manipulate

they can control and they can manipulate what you see on screen

what you see on screen they control you

dude what the hell what are you doing

dude what the hell what are you doing what are you doing stop

what are you doing stop i just did you a favor oh yeah thank you

i just did you a favor oh yeah thank you you're welcome i'm so you're welcome i'm so grateful you have to pay for that i'm

grateful you have to pay for that i'm not paying for that oh

not paying for that oh why why would you do your own time

why why would you do your own time oh well dude i

oh well dude i think i'm sick oh okay

think i'm sick oh okay we can go i want to go yeah do you want

we can go i want to go yeah do you want this

sorry it's okay let's get some sorry

sorry it's okay let's get some sorry lisa

lisa um hey really great job today um i'll

um hey really great job today um i'll see you guys later

how do you know that girl lisa um i know

how do you know that girl lisa um i know we're from online

we're from online and all those other people too we all

and all those other people too we all got offered jobs by schoolnet

got offered jobs by schoolnet yeah we got offered the same job that

yeah we got offered the same job that you did what

you did what yeah only we said no

yeah only we said no ah so now they're really pissed and

ah so now they're really pissed and they send us weird threatening

they send us weird threatening notifications

why didn't you tell me

good morning chicago and thank you for

good morning chicago and thank you for tuning in

tuning in we have an exclusive sponsored report

we have an exclusive sponsored report brought to you

brought to you by schoolnet after a year of failed

by schoolnet after a year of failed negotiations

negotiations students in chicago are finally back in

students in chicago are finally back in school but these classrooms

school but these classrooms might not be what you expect schoolnet

might not be what you expect schoolnet is a virtual reality education system

is a virtual reality education system a simulated environment where students

a simulated environment where students can explore

can explore learn and ultimately earn a high school

learn and ultimately earn a high school diploma we met with several students and

diploma we met with several students and parents

parents to see how this new program is going

to see how this new program is going yeah it's great

yeah it's great i really i mean i like it she likes it

i really i mean i like it she likes it right she hold it

right she hold it she we like it just give it to me i

she we like it just give it to me i don't care whatever

don't care whatever all right let's go i'm all for

all right let's go i'm all for i mean i think this is great like the

i mean i think this is great like the friends i've made on here

friends i've made on here are way better than the ones in real

are way better than the ones in real life while most students are enjoying

life while most students are enjoying their free vr headsets

their free vr headsets others are abusing this generous

others are abusing this generous privilege provided by schoolnet

privilege provided by schoolnet recent data shows that a handful of

recent data shows that a handful of students are misusing

students are misusing and or hacking the hardware to ensure

and or hacking the hardware to ensure that all students can safely

that all students can safely and securely get an education schoolnet

and securely get an education schoolnet is building an is building an alternative center troubled students

alternative center troubled students will get the help they need

will get the help they need in a safe and secure environment

hey nia do you have a second can we talk

hey nia do you have a second can we talk i'm sorry i'm going to be like no i i've

i'm sorry i'm going to be like no i i've got to go i'm sorry i'll talk to you

got to go i'm sorry i'll talk to you tonight okay

bye

thank you for riding with

thank you for riding with hey nia hey larry sorry

hey nia hey larry sorry um i was just kind of plugged in that is

um i was just kind of plugged in that is why why i love you i'm that's why i love your

i love you i'm that's why i love your work

work i really i love your work and your work

i really i love your work and your work ethic

ethic creepy dude no uh what's up did you have

creepy dude no uh what's up did you have a question

a question nia we made a video for you and we are

nia we made a video for you and we are just so proud so this is from your

just so proud so this is from your buddies at schoolnet

oh hey neo what up chica you are looking

oh hey neo what up chica you are looking fabulous today

fabulous today and that's why you are employee of the

and that's why you are employee of the month

month you get a 1k bonus you get a 200 github

you get a 1k bonus you get a 200 github credit

credit and a feature in chicago vision magazine

and a feature in chicago vision magazine how does that sound

how does that sound that's amazing i know it does remember

that's amazing i know it does remember you are a rebel girl you are changing

you are a rebel girl you are changing this world you keep doing you

this world you keep doing you and schoolnet loves it we love you nia

and schoolnet loves it we love you nia you're very adept at cody

you're very adept at cody congratulations

congratulations glad you're on board neil great job

glad you're on board neil great job congratulations to the dopest white hat

congratulations to the dopest white hat hacker to ever live and my best friend

hacker to ever live and my best friend nia anderson nia you're contributing to

nia anderson nia you're contributing to civilization in a positive way

civilization in a positive way yeah you make every day feel like a

yeah you make every day feel like a birthday everybody agrees

birthday everybody agrees you are the bee's knees keep up the hard

you are the bee's knees keep up the hard work and enjoy that bonus

kyle what is the joke of the day

kyle what is the joke of the day i have a step ladder i never knew my

i have a step ladder i never knew my real ladder

real ladder not bad okay

not bad okay uh how about a song can you make up a

uh how about a song can you make up a song this uses a lot of energy

song this uses a lot of energy and i don't want to do it damn it

wow that's that sounds like the beatles

wow that's that sounds like the beatles i didn't know you liked the beatles cops

i didn't know you liked the beatles cops you have a call from this brother yeah i

you have a call from this brother yeah i know vince put him on

know vince put him on voice only i do not want him to see me

voice only i do not want him to see me hey vinny how are you

hey vinny how are you hey lair uh glad i could get a hold of

hey lair uh glad i could get a hold of you of course

you of course anything for you you and your company

anything for you you and your company are are very important to me we are so glad to

very important to me we are so glad to have you on board

have you on board talk to everybody like that lair like

talk to everybody like that lair like what listen to everybody man we're going

what listen to everybody man we're going through some of the early data and it's

through some of the early data and it's a lot of data which is great one problem

a lot of data which is great one problem is that

is that do you know what we invested in euler

do you know what we invested in euler because print died

because print died and fed into digital which died and fed

and fed into digital which died and fed into video

into video and those three mediums died for one

and those three mediums died for one reason is that the one after it could

reason is that the one after it could segment its audience in a more effective

segment its audience in a more effective affordable way

affordable way we believe you're that next platform

we believe you're that next platform however the three things those mediums

however the three things those mediums did that you're not doing

did that you're not doing is that they served the freaking ad if

is that they served the freaking ad if you're not serving an ad you're worse

you're not serving an ad you're worse than printing your

than printing your paper without text on it so let's figure

paper without text on it so let's figure out what we're not serving any ads

out what we're not serving any ads data showing nothing showing up all

data showing nothing showing up all right well

right well i'm i'm sorry okay we'll

i'm i'm sorry okay we'll we'll definitely take care of that i

we'll definitely take care of that i just

hey do you like the beatles what hey

hey do you like the beatles what hey kyle kyle yes larry play the play the song you

yes larry play the play the song you played for me

larry i'm gonna go figure out the ad

larry i'm gonna go figure out the ad problem okay good

problem okay good day i'll turn it off song sucks

i don't know about you guys but i'm just

i don't know about you guys but i'm just feeling so bummed out lately

feeling so bummed out lately you know it's just awful every day it's

you know it's just awful every day it's worse

worse i can't shake it it's like it's so bleak

i can't shake it it's like it's so bleak you know anything we should do guys

you know anything we should do guys we should protest we should get out

we should protest we should get out there on the streets and fight or we can

there on the streets and fight or we can just just find those things and smash them yeah

find those things and smash them yeah yeah i got an idea

yeah i got an idea so what if we get some acid some speed

so what if we get some acid some speed some mollies put it in their drinking

some mollies put it in their drinking water

water freak them all out we make a viral video

freak them all out we make a viral video you know what we could do we can get

you know what we could do we can get bags of we light them on fire

bags of we light them on fire and put them right out in front of their

and put them right out in front of their offices yeah like dog or human

offices yeah like dog or human oh stinking mate

oh stinking mate

hey no i'm good nope it's fine uh

hey no i'm good nope it's fine uh hey nance what about mia like she

hey nance what about mia like she she's like a programmer right couldn't

she's like a programmer right couldn't she like

that's not gonna

that's not gonna uh yeah yeah i'm fine

uh yeah yeah i'm fine how's work works all right

how's work works all right money's great starting to get a little

money's great starting to get a little boring though

boring though yeah we should bring back max headroom

yeah we should bring back max headroom but like at my work

but like at my work there's this dude ralph and he like

always

this looks bad they sent that

this looks bad they sent that message to all of us

message to all of us me paulo louisa i've never seen anything

me paulo louisa i've never seen anything about any of this at work

about any of this at work yeah i can't get sent there my dad is

yeah i can't get sent there my dad is gonna be so pissed and he's already like

gonna be so pissed and he's already like so paranoid

so paranoid my cousin summer was caught with weed

my cousin summer was caught with weed three years ago and he's still not

three years ago and he's still not allowed in the house

allowed in the house that's a little overboard yeah totally

that's a little overboard yeah totally overboard for you

overboard for you i almost got so sick when i heard them

i almost got so sick when i heard them call our hacks

call our hacks terrorist attacks on the news

terrorist attacks on the news

mia i'm worried about your mother

she doesn't really mean i'm worried

she doesn't really mean i'm worried about you too nia

about you too nia you and i are both rebels but we know

you and i are both rebels but we know how to

how to channel that energy this stuff it's just

channel that energy this stuff it's just crazy

crazy yeah yeah i'm worried that your mom

yeah yeah i'm worried that your mom might be toxic

might be toxic and might hurt you emotionally or

and might hurt you emotionally or eventually

eventually physically oh god

physically oh god why didn't you let me just mia we want

why didn't you let me just mia we want to guarantee the safety and security of

to guarantee the safety and security of all of our all of our employees i want you to consider

employees i want you to consider relocating

relocating there are state-of-the-art condos

there are state-of-the-art condos located in this building

located in this building and i reserved one for you rent free

and i reserved one for you rent free i don't really think that you're going

i don't really think that you're going to be 18 in less than a month

to be 18 in less than a month this is an opportunity for you to be

this is an opportunity for you to be free

free free to do whatever you want with no

free to do whatever you want with no negative nancy

negative nancy well i'll help you consider the offer

well i'll help you consider the offer and start packing your things

and start packing your things i have to go be safe yeah

hey um we should totally get some pokey

hey um we should totally get some pokey tonight it's like

tonight it's like this super dope hawaiian fish salad it's

this super dope hawaiian fish salad it's got like i think salmon i already got

got like i think salmon i already got planned sam

planned sam great yeah can we do that sure but

great yeah can we do that sure but just so you know my dad has some really

just so you know my dad has some really great connections and he can get us

great connections and he can get us reservations at like any restaurant in

reservations at like any restaurant in the city so we should totally get some

the city so we should totally get some dinner sometime all right dude i'll

dinner sometime all right dude i'll catch you at work

catch you at work yeah uh thanks for the ride thank you

yeah uh thanks for the ride thank you for riding with alip

for riding with alip all righty

use voice commands to adjust the

use voice commands to adjust the temperature

temperature rerouting wait excuse me

rerouting wait excuse me rerouting um please contact

rerouting um please contact customer service customer service wrong

customer service customer service wrong direct direct this is the wrong direction error go to

this is the wrong direction error go to clark and lawrence

clark and lawrence clark and lori routing this is wrong

oh

oh

let me out help

oh my god why would you do that that was

oh my god why would you do that that was so

so not cool we're not sorry it's the only

not cool we're not sorry it's the only way we could do it

way we could do it are you okay yeah i'm okay

are you okay yeah i'm okay all those uh sparkling water that i

all those uh sparkling water that i think i have a mild allergy it makes my

think i have a mild allergy it makes my throat a little itchy so you just got a

throat a little itchy so you just got a reg h2o just wreckage

hey where where bear how

hey where where bear how is the food that's fine tom you should

is the food that's fine tom you should be here for it

be here for it all right uh who's gonna start us off

all right uh who's gonna start us off today

today can't we get more kids to attend i mean

can't we get more kids to attend i mean even if they log into the damn thing for

even if they log into the damn thing for just like a second then we'll have more

just like a second then we'll have more of that of that sweet sweet cash flow from the state

sweet sweet cash flow from the state that we can move around a little bit

that we can move around a little bit later it's not going to matter how much

later it's not going to matter how much stay cash we have

stay cash we have if we don't focus on retention error

if we don't focus on retention error listen if the kids aren't seeing the ads

listen if the kids aren't seeing the ads ain't gotta matter buddy you know

ain't gotta matter buddy you know actually ad stops kind of a dimple on

actually ad stops kind of a dimple on our butt right now because

our butt right now because it's not letting the ads themselves play

it's not letting the ads themselves play why do you have ad stop on the sets

why do you have ad stop on the sets larry

larry i'm not doing it come on it's these

i'm not doing it come on it's these computer hackers they sit at home

computer hackers they sit at home and then they mess with our ad

do you know why you're here you're here

do you know why you're here you're here because you can help us nia

because you can help us nia you can help save chicago students i

you can help save chicago students i want to show you something

want to show you something jamie the feed

jamie the feed

what's happening look the hackers are

what's happening look the hackers are under control

under control it's not a big deal you're making a

it's not a big deal you're making a bigger deal out of this than it needs to

bigger deal out of this than it needs to be

be we got it covered larry why don't we

we got it covered larry why don't we just what do you hire them

just what do you hire them you know like uh like the cia and that

you know like uh like the cia and that fake chex guy like hanks and uh

fake chex guy like hanks and uh like hangs and leo only just hangs to

like hangs and leo only just hangs to leo yeah

leo yeah we've tried that um we actually have one

we've tried that um we actually have one that's working out really well

that's working out really well the other ones are

just more difficult have i shown you

just more difficult have i shown you guys the alternative center

guys the alternative center actually

our names are not attached to this right

our names are not attached to this right get it off the screen there

get it off the screen there this is the alternative center it has

this is the alternative center it has one purpose

one purpose control a system program to understand

control a system program to understand rules and order

rules and order and the things that larry allen

and the things that larry allen programmed it to understand

programmed it to understand anything outside of these rules this

anything outside of these rules this order this programming is considered a

order this programming is considered a threat

threat something to be eliminated erased larry

something to be eliminated erased larry allen will do just about anything to

allen will do just about anything to maintain control of schoolnet

maintain control of schoolnet like this

stop david stop the simulation

dang i'm sorry are you okay will you

dang i'm sorry are you okay will you help us help us fight the machine transform it from

fight the machine transform it from within or will larry allen

within or will larry allen turn you into this

turn you into this claire seriously lara let's uh let's

claire seriously lara let's uh let's talk engagement all right

talk engagement all right it's two and a half months in and uh the

it's two and a half months in and uh the kids don't even know how to use the

kids don't even know how to use the goddamn controllers

goddamn controllers what's going on here look our people are

what's going on here look our people are working on something

working on something why don't you just do like pocket man

why don't you just do like pocket man what

what never pac-man it was like that game

never pac-man it was like that game where you went around with your phone

where you went around with your phone when you

when you get little critters yeah you train them

get little critters yeah you train them hatch them yeah

hatch them yeah i got to level 20 like two weeks there

i got to level 20 like two weeks there yeah it was addictive yeah that's good

yeah it was addictive yeah that's good yeah yeah it's real simple just give

yeah yeah it's real simple just give them something to collect and

them something to collect and set up those competition gyms you know

set up those competition gyms you know kids have to learn the controls so they

kids have to learn the controls so they can navigate the area

can navigate the area give my little things to collect and

give my little things to collect and reward them with some

reward them with some yeah you're on them the coins at first

yeah you're on them the coins at first right free coins no problem

right free coins no problem coins coming with the in-app purchase

coins coming with the in-app purchase and then you get more coins

and then you get more coins with product purchases you can plug them

with product purchases you can plug them for hours yes

for hours yes more coins with uh chicken in your store

more coins with uh chicken in your store downloading your app

downloading your app larry you really gotta count on us for

larry you really gotta count on us for all the good ideas

it's perfect you know when i eat raw

it's perfect you know when i eat raw broccoli i always get a little

broccoli i always get a little scratchy throat does everything make

scratchy throat does everything make your throat scratching

your throat scratching i have a lot of mild allergies

this is only going to get worse they're

this is only going to get worse they're going to make a lot of money in chicago

going to make a lot of money in chicago and then it's gonna spread oh

and then it's gonna spread oh god you're a bummer man well i mean

god you're a bummer man well i mean they're gonna ditch schoolnet if they

they're gonna ditch schoolnet if they can't make money off of it right

can't make money off of it right so we just gotta get em when everyone's

so we just gotta get em when everyone's watching like during that pocket man

watching like during that pocket man thing the pocket man tournament

thing the pocket man tournament mia

mia

good morning school nethers i have an

good morning school nethers i have an important announcement so

important announcement so listen good and tell your friends

listen good and tell your friends schoolnet is launching a new program

schoolnet is launching a new program called

called man 4 000.

man 4 000. get your game on asap because at the end

get your game on asap because at the end of this week

of this week spoon that is hosting a pocket mad 4000

spoon that is hosting a pocket mad 4000 tournament tournament third place receives a brand new nebula

third place receives a brand new nebula second place receives a year of free

second place receives a year of free rides through a lift

rides through a lift and the third place winner receives a

and the third place winner receives a four thousand dollar

four thousand dollar cash prize and the comedy type of

cash prize and the comedy type of master

master

i'm stumped what was in that firmware

i'm stumped what was in that firmware update

update wouldn't you like to know

all right so this is what they got

oh i love pocket man why'd they have to

oh i love pocket man why'd they have to do pokemon like this

do pokemon like this they destroy everything that's beautiful

they destroy everything that's beautiful yeah i know

yeah i know and here are the parts of the new

and here are the parts of the new firmware update

hey wait wait wait the winner gets to do

hey wait wait wait the winner gets to do a victory speech if we can pirate that

a victory speech if we can pirate that broadcast

broadcast we can show it to everyone yeah but

we can show it to everyone yeah but we're totally gonna get caught

we're totally gonna get caught they're all worked up about kids

they're all worked up about kids cheating because of the prizes and stuff

cheating because of the prizes and stuff so they've got a bunch of staff

so they've got a bunch of staff dedicated to making sure there's no

dedicated to making sure there's no funny business in the code that's all

funny business in the code that's all they've got

they've got well that's still more than us nia's

well that's still more than us nia's gotta be in the office and that's

gotta be in the office and that's out oh not did they get her

out oh not did they get her no she's just grounded you know what

no she's just grounded you know what this that'll work

so

she's so rich that's that stuff gets

she's so rich that's that stuff gets sold at like what is going on

sold at like what is going on why are there stickers like i see these

why are there stickers like i see these stickers everywhere they're all over my

stickers everywhere they're all over my cameras

cameras it it like it makes them sharper like

it it like it makes them sharper like when you take the sticker off

when you take the sticker off it like cleans the gunk for once look at

it like cleans the gunk for once look at you lily i never see you anymore

i mean we don't see this one anymore

i mean we don't see this one anymore because she's just too busy for the both

because she's just too busy for the both of us

of us so mom can we not

sorry tonight is the last night to sign

sorry tonight is the last night to sign up for the pocket man 4000 chicago cup

up for the pocket man 4000 chicago cup schoolnet students will battle their way

schoolnet students will battle their way to the championship gym to earn fabulous

to the championship gym to earn fabulous prizes prizes and the title of pocket master tune in

and the title of pocket master tune in to wbn tomorrow for live coverage of the

to wbn tomorrow for live coverage of the citywide tournament

citywide tournament i've actually never seen him in real

i've actually never seen him in real life

life he's just he's like cgi

he's just he's like cgi i i mean he looks real doesn't he yeah

i i mean he looks real doesn't he yeah he does

he does today is a pivotal day for schoolnet we

today is a pivotal day for schoolnet we have over 5 000 kids signed up for this

have over 5 000 kids signed up for this tournament tournament and anticipate close to half a million

and anticipate close to half a million people

people watching the results everyone is

watching the results everyone is watching

watching this means we need to be vigilant any

this means we need to be vigilant any suspicious code change or pattern needs

suspicious code change or pattern needs to be

to be reported any hint of cheating hacking

reported any hint of cheating hacking manipulating data needs to be shut down

manipulating data needs to be shut down right away

right away anything less than perfection

anything less than perfection will be a failure for schoolnet and

will be a failure for schoolnet and could frankly

could frankly jeopardize this company 10 minutes to

jeopardize this company 10 minutes to launch yo paolo you good

launch yo paolo you good yep jamie

no what i'm just playing i'm good

no what i'm just playing i'm good we've got some great people working here

we've got some great people working here and schoolnet is a great company

and schoolnet is a great company when today is over the world will

when today is over the world will recognize

recognize this is the future of education and you

this is the future of education and you will be part of the revolution are

will be part of the revolution are you ready i said

you ready i said are you ready yeah hell yeah

are you ready yeah hell yeah now that is more like it

schoolnet is proud to present the

schoolnet is proud to present the moments you've all been waiting for

moments you've all been waiting for the largest online educational

the largest online educational tournament ever

tournament ever with close to 5 000 contestants all

with close to 5 000 contestants all battling for the title of

battling for the title of pocket master before we begin

pocket master before we begin put your hands together for the ceo of

put your hands together for the ceo of schoolnet

schoolnet the one the only larry allen

the one the only larry allen all right kids it's a single elimination

all right kids it's a single elimination tournament you've got 5 000 kids so

tournament you've got 5 000 kids so that'll be about 12 rounds with

that'll be about 12 rounds with attrition and cheating

attrition and cheating any attempts to manipulate hack or in

any attempts to manipulate hack or in any way modify the code will immediately

any way modify the code will immediately disqualify you from the tournament

disqualify you from the tournament and may result in disciplinary action

and may result in disciplinary action because it is not fair to everyone else

because it is not fair to everyone else who plays

who plays by the rules okay thanks lair

by the rules okay thanks lair all right you heard the man get your

all right you heard the man get your controllers because the battle's about

controllers because the battle's about to begin

to begin ready set

kyle you there larry what's happening

kyle you there larry what's happening call me sir dad

call me sir dad call me king king king larry

call me king king king larry i'd rather not that is a joke kyle you

i'd rather not that is a joke kyle you got to get better at jokes

got to get better at jokes is there something he wanted to discuss

is there something he wanted to discuss um it's i mean it's a it's a really big

um it's i mean it's a it's a really big day for schoolnet so i just

day for schoolnet so i just i think i just wanted somebody to talk

i think i just wanted somebody to talk

to

things are really hitting up in round

things are really hitting up in round six of the pocket man cup

six of the pocket man cup sponsored by schoolnet let's take a look

sponsored by schoolnet let's take a look at the bracket shall we we

at the bracket shall we we shall wow hundreds of students

shall wow hundreds of students eliminated in the heat of virtual battle

eliminated in the heat of virtual battle you remain but one will win the title of

you remain but one will win the title of pocket

pocket master a reminder

master a reminder if you use mods hacks cheats you will be

if you use mods hacks cheats you will be eliminated from the competition

eliminated from the competition and may face this reaction

and may face this reaction is anybody getting anything to stick no

is anybody getting anything to stick no luck on the players but i'm trying to

luck on the players but i'm trying to patch the video through with ralph's

patch the video through with ralph's computer

computer i don't think he has the clearance yeah

i don't think he has the clearance yeah i did i got one to stick about

i did i got one to stick about three rounds ago and never mind he just

three rounds ago and never mind he just lost

lost hey luisa what if this doesn't you know

hey luisa what if this doesn't you know work out

work out it's gonna work and then there were

it's gonna work and then there were eight this is the final hour

eight this is the final hour who will be pocket master

come on home stretch

come on home stretch almost there stay focused

please could you just make this stop

please could you just make this stop cause it's just not funny this time

cause it's just not funny this time i could lose my job please

i could lose my job please dead tell me something good

dead tell me something good hollow or very handsome young man

hollow or very handsome young man and i just wanted to tell you that

and i just wanted to tell you that because he just got me and i don't want

because he just got me and i don't want you to be mad at me

you to be mad at me you still my bro yeah

we're down to the last moments of the

we're down to the last moments of the final battle kalista the red

pocket master

all right great job

all right great job good work team what a day

good work team what a day you deserve a high five

you deserve a high five this is christ that was a joke

um

as long as kids log hours we get state

as long as kids log hours we get state funding

funding yes like no oversight at all the state

yes like no oversight at all the state doesn't have doesn't have any say in how you spend that money none

any say in how you spend that money none that's the whole idea

that's the whole idea whatever schoolnet doesn't spend on kids

whatever schoolnet doesn't spend on kids we keep

we keep put me in coach i'm ready to play i'm in

kyle shut it down shut it all down shut

kyle shut it down shut it all down shut it down it down you'll need to increase my security

you'll need to increase my security clearance if you want i don't i don't

clearance if you want i don't i don't okay

okay security clearance nine whatever just

security clearance nine whatever just shut it all down immediately

shut it all down immediately

screw this i'm not waiting around did

screw this i'm not waiting around did you do this i was here the whole time

you do this i was here the whole time no you could get fired for this right or

worse

uh

kyle i'm still here

kyle i'm still here kyle they made me look like an idiot

if anything happens to us you have to

if anything happens to us you have to share this

oh wait wait

oh wait wait dude you guys pulled it off well we

dude you guys pulled it off well we couldn't have done it without you man

couldn't have done it without you man you're like a genius or something

you're like a genius or something

so

hey i kind of like you oh

hey i kind of like you oh cool can i kiss you

hey do you want to get out of here

hey do you want to get out of here

uh

what's that guy i don't know i feel like

what's that guy i don't know i feel like there were tons of them

there were tons of them he looked like he was like 30 or

he looked like he was like 30 or something i know they were so

something i know they were so weird i feel like i've seen him at work

weird i feel like i've seen him at work or something really

or something really yeah i don't know it's so weird mom yeah

yeah i don't know it's so weird mom yeah i should

i should i should probably go right it's getting

i should probably go right it's getting kind of late i mean

kind of late i mean my mom's like out cold you can stay

my mom's like out cold you can stay all right all right

all right all right

last night a chicago company was the

last night a chicago company was the victim of one of the largest cyber

victim of one of the largest cyber terror attacks

terror attacks in history it was very scary for me

in history it was very scary for me i was afraid for my life and my job

i was afraid for my life and my job they locked me in an office and they cut

they locked me in an office and they cut my hand ralph walters an employee of

my hand ralph walters an employee of schoolnet wasn't the only one disturbed

schoolnet wasn't the only one disturbed by last night's unexpected attack

by last night's unexpected attack students and parents weigh in on their

students and parents weigh in on their experience

experience this whole pocket man hack thing i mean

this whole pocket man hack thing i mean it's not fair to us

it's not fair to us well it's not fair to her right but

well it's not fair to her right but what's right is right and they should do

what's right is right and they should do a do-over on this thing

a do-over on this thing i worked so hard to be a pocket master

i worked so hard to be a pocket master and these hackers just took it away from

and these hackers just took it away from me

me they need to be punished now

they need to be punished now it's been a bumpy road for the new

it's been a bumpy road for the new virtual reality company that's been

virtual reality company that's been tasked with

tasked with educating chicago students but ceo larry

educating chicago students but ceo larry allen

allen seems confident in a new plan to smooth

seems confident in a new plan to smooth things out

safety and security are very important

safety and security are very important to me and when i think about those

to me and when i think about those poor kids being scared in their homes

poor kids being scared in their homes and and someone using my servers to reach them

someone using my servers to reach them it upsets me deeply this week we will

it upsets me deeply this week we will implement our new

implement our new state-of-the-art alternative center

state-of-the-art alternative center designed designed specifically to deal with these

specifically to deal with these disgusting

disgusting cyber attacks

that was some good stuff you guys did

that was some good stuff you guys did you see it

you see it i liked it they are a serious threat i

i liked it they are a serious threat i think the mayor was right when he

think the mayor was right when he said that we have to shut down some

said that we have to shut down some parts of the internet

parts of the internet oh my god are you serious what are they

oh my god are you serious what are they threatening they broke into a secure

threatening they broke into a secure line

line that's private property oh that's what

that's private property oh that's what you're mad about are you protecting

you're mad about are you protecting terrorists terrorists i mean come on

terrorists terrorists i mean come on they showed a video

they showed a video did you even see the video well i did i

did you even see the video well i did i saw it saw it and you know it wasn't really scary it

and you know it wasn't really scary it was more just like ironic

was more just like ironic or something you know schoolnet it's a

or something you know schoolnet it's a big scam they caught this guy the ceo

big scam they caught this guy the ceo they caught him on video and he's saying

they caught him on video and he's saying that he doesn't give a about the

that he doesn't give a about the kids wearing the

kids wearing the headsets and they'll be drooling on

headsets and they'll be drooling on themselves as long as he's getting a

themselves as long as he's getting a paycheck

paycheck yeah it was pretty upsetting yeah uh

yeah it was pretty upsetting yeah uh y'all too much let's take my while with

y'all too much let's take my while with me

me i did you all the deal bye okay bye

i did you all the deal bye okay bye what's that about

what's that about what are you looking for my phone have

what are you looking for my phone have you seen it

you seen it um i don't think so come on

um i don't think so come on do you want anything no actually yeah

do you want anything no actually yeah can i use it to call me

oh nevermind no

oh nevermind no missed calls okay that's a surprise

guys i was looking through the data from

guys i was looking through the data from schoolnet privacy league

schoolnet privacy league and you know they can like look at the

and you know they can like look at the kids habits at any time

kids habits at any time and collect all their data and then they

and collect all their data and then they can sell it back to advertisers

can sell it back to advertisers and legally that's legal yeah they can

and legally that's legal yeah they can do it completely legally and then the

do it completely legally and then the most messed up part is then the

most messed up part is then the advertisers

advertisers buy ads to sell right back to those same

buy ads to sell right back to those same kids it's completely screwed up oh i

kids it's completely screwed up oh i know know we said we were gonna fight back these

we said we were gonna fight back these are our kids and we can't let this just

are our kids and we can't let this just happen to them without any

happen to them without any type of fight right so what are we gonna

type of fight right so what are we gonna do

sam what the hell why are you doing this

sam what the hell why are you doing this to me

to me it's not fair it was so nice to you i

it's not fair it was so nice to you i invite you to get

invite you to get shut up idiot

shut up idiot i wrote a poem about you that i was

i wrote a poem about you that i was going to show you our first date and

going to show you our first date and and i thought we had some sam i'm sorry

and i thought we had some sam i'm sorry you you're upset we were never together

you you're upset we were never together yeah these friends these friends that

yeah these friends these friends that you've been hanging out with these are

you've been hanging out with these are terrorists what the hell bro

terrorists what the hell bro i'm not your bro do you know that

i'm not your bro do you know that they're breaking

they're breaking the law and i don't i don't want to see

the law and i don't i don't want to see you you ruin your life with them nia i care

ruin your life with them nia i care about you

about you damn i'm sorry you're upset no you're

damn i'm sorry you're upset no you're not

not do you need anything like water or

do you need anything like water or something i don't want anything to drink

something i don't want anything to drink i just want

i just want you

oh yeah this is so stupid

oh yeah this is so stupid no it's funny yeah hey don't worry

no it's funny yeah hey don't worry i'm on it

ah yeah do it

all right here we go

all right here we go sam wait

sam wait what look i'm so

what look i'm so sorry i just it's

sorry i just it's look i'm sorry too i'm sure there's a

look i'm sorry too i'm sure there's a lot of girls that want to be with you

lot of girls that want to be with you like who i don't know i mean

like who i don't know i mean

you're funny and

you got money and you're cute

you got money and you're cute thank you so much for saying that i just

thank you so much for saying that i just i don't know i really like being your

i don't know i really like being your friend sam

friend sam but you can't run us out okay those are

but you can't run us out okay those are my friends too and if

my friends too and if larry allen finds out we're all gonna be

larry allen finds out we're all gonna be sent to those alternative centers

sent to those alternative centers okay no i know i'm i'm good i promise i

okay no i know i'm i'm good i promise i won't

won't say a word i mean my dad tells me that

say a word i mean my dad tells me that larry allen's got some of his own shady

larry allen's got some of his own shady stuff going on anyway so don't worry

stuff going on anyway so don't worry about it okay

about it okay okay thanks sam

larry is this a bad time and

larry is this a bad time and no we might have a lead on the pocket

no we might have a lead on the pocket man hack

man hack nothing is verified but it seems

nothing is verified but it seems promising

promising really hmm

i usually like to get a burrito sandwich

i usually like to get a burrito sandwich but i don't like plantains so i'll

but i don't like plantains so i'll just make them put bread on it instead

just make them put bread on it instead of the

of the plantation bread because i don't like

plantation bread because i don't like the plantains because

gross that's what i eat oh yeah okay

gross that's what i eat oh yeah okay hey isn't she pretty guys you see her

hey isn't she pretty guys you see her she's so pretty you got everything mom

she's so pretty you got everything mom you know what you know what she works for schoolnet she's a devil

she works for schoolnet she's a devil she's like the devil hey nancy you're

she's like the devil hey nancy you're free to go

free to go mom come on

i'm sorry nina i'm sorry

i'm sorry nina i'm sorry it's really not the end of the world mom

it's really not the end of the world mom i don't mean just about tonight i just

i don't mean just about tonight i just mean mean all of it i'm a horrible person

all of it i'm a horrible person all i do is i drink and then i complain

all i do is i drink and then i complain and i

and i drink and i can play

drink and i can play and then i light bags of on fire um

and then i light bags of on fire um no it was true that's all i do

no it was true that's all i do i don't know i mean i loved

i don't know i mean i loved teaching even though those kids are like

teaching even though those kids are like horrible sociopaths but i i still i love

horrible sociopaths but i i still i love that but i miss that

that but i miss that now what am i supposed to do i don't

now what am i supposed to do i don't even know what to do with myself

i don't know what to do with myself

i'm so sorry i said you

hi um my name is lily i don't know

hi um my name is lily i don't know what's happening but if you can't please

what's happening but if you can't please help

help please help just hope i didn't do

please help just hope i didn't do anything wrong i haven't done anything

anything wrong i haven't done anything wrong i haven't done anything wrong

wrong i haven't done anything wrong i didn't do anything wrong i don't

deserve

schoolnet is the largest education

schoolnet is the largest education provider in chicago

provider in chicago serving some of the city's most

serving some of the city's most vulnerable students it is also the

vulnerable students it is also the target of several large-scale cyber

target of several large-scale cyber attacks

the criminals responsible for this cyber

the criminals responsible for this cyber terrorism remained at large

terrorism remained at large until today

until today sam

nancy nancy it's me is everything okay

nancy nancy it's me is everything okay i need you to get my daughter lily

i need you to get my daughter lily i'm in tsa right now he's yeah well i'm

i'm in tsa right now he's yeah well i'm on it

on it don't even worry about it okay

don't even worry about it okay please leave your message

welcome to the alternative center be

welcome to the alternative center be safe

safe be productive be better you sure get up

be productive be better you sure get up you're coming with me

oh hey too much welcome to the

oh hey too much welcome to the alternative center

alternative center be safe be productive be better

be safe be productive be better you know what this is right

yes it take

hey lily

hey don't look so down you'll be out of

hey don't look so down you'll be out of here in no time

here in no time just read these words back to me okay

just read these words back to me okay and we'll even reduce your alternative

and we'll even reduce your alternative sentence by half

sentence by half now how about a lawyer can i get a

now how about a lawyer can i get a lawyer actually no

lawyer actually no you can't see a lawyer you can only see

you can't see a lawyer you can only see parents who can determine the best route

parents who can determine the best route for legal help

for legal help but unfortunately yours are currently

but unfortunately yours are currently having trouble in airport security

having trouble in airport security seems that they have connections to a

seems that they have connections to a cyber terrorist organization

cyber terrorist organization you can't do that oh really i can't

you can't do that oh really i can't question a cyber terrorist

question a cyber terrorist look you were offered a carrot now

look you were offered a carrot now you're getting the stick

you're getting the stick this is your last chance if you care

this is your last chance if you care about your friends and your family you

about your friends and your family you were going to fess up

were going to fess up and tell me everything that went down

and tell me everything that went down and everyone that was involved

and everyone that was involved i don't know what you're talking about

is closing in five minutes please exit

is closing in five minutes please exit the building

the building yo so i was peeping i was on ebay i saw

yo so i was peeping i was on ebay i saw this like this bmx bike

this like this bmx bike yeah 500 i was thinking like you and me

yeah 500 i was thinking like you and me both throw 250 we could split it on

both throw 250 we could split it on weekends

weekends like like every saturday and sunday and

like like every saturday and sunday and then you take it the next saturday and

then you take it the next saturday and sunday what do you think

sunday what do you think i'm getting i'm cool to get paid

i'm getting i'm cool to get paid back off what do you think you're doing

back off what do you think you're doing ian it's cool bro this is this is my

ian it's cool bro this is this is my best friend nia i was telling you best

best friend nia i was telling you best friends

friends yeah bro i told you we're tight as heck

yeah bro i told you we're tight as heck look like your best friend she's can you

look like your best friend she's can you just give us a moment bro

just give us a moment bro i'll text you about the bmx bike okay

i'll text you about the bmx bike okay whatever man

whatever man i'm in by the way so sorry you weren't

i'm in by the way so sorry you weren't supposed to talk about that

you promised i i i

you promised i i i didn't you jealous little child just

didn't you jealous little child just because i like someone else doesn't mean

because i like someone else doesn't mean you can throw them in jail

you can throw them in jail yeah i i didn't i didn't say

yeah i i didn't i didn't say anything you little rat

anything you little rat you cowardly little rap stop

you cowardly little rap stop crying i can't i hate you everything

crying i can't i hate you everything alright you're saying

alright you're saying no she just broke my heart

all right yeah i swear to god i did not

all right yeah i swear to god i did not tell them anything okay i wouldn't do

tell them anything okay i wouldn't do that to you

that to you i just had the worst week i mean my card

i just had the worst week i mean my card stopped working in my nebula

stopped working in my nebula and my dad has been like so distant even

i'm here for uh lily asher to pick her

i'm here for uh lily asher to pick her up up um her dad told me to come and get her

um her dad told me to come and get her he's on vacation

he's on vacation um but he told me to come and i'm sorry

um but he told me to come and i'm sorry man but

man but we can't release lily at this time is it

we can't release lily at this time is it a fine a fine is that is that it i'll pay what is it

is that is that it i'll pay what is it no

no no what if you don't let me see her i'm

no what if you don't let me see her i'm her temporary guardian

her temporary guardian okay i'm responsible and her father told

okay i'm responsible and her father told me to come here

me to come here no you know what i'm gonna do i am gonna

no you know what i'm gonna do i am gonna take your picture

take your picture and i'm gonna post it all over the

and i'm gonna post it all over the internet and i'm gonna say that this man

internet and i'm gonna say that this man steals people's children and locks them

steals people's children and locks them in the basement and does weird things to

in the basement and does weird things to them

them oh lily i'm okay

oh lily i'm okay i mean how can i help you

i mean how can i help you maybe i've got something bike again

maybe i've got something bike again why aren't you wearing your glasses you

why aren't you wearing your glasses you should be wearing these

should be wearing these you know because your headaches if you

you know because your headaches if you put them on

put them on and leave them on and wear them all the

and leave them on and wear them all the time you won't get your headache and

time you won't get your headache and then you can keep an eye on what they're

then you can keep an eye on what they're doing

doing all right time's up

what are uh what are these oh i brought

what are uh what are these oh i brought her her glasses

her her glasses because um she gets migraines so if she

because um she gets migraines so if she doesn't wear them all the time she's

doesn't wear them all the time she's gonna get sick and puke and it's going

gonna get sick and puke and it's going to be disgusting

to be disgusting thanks mrs anderson welcome to the

thanks mrs anderson welcome to the alternative center

alternative center be safe

kyle do we know where nia is we think

kyle do we know where nia is we think this is her

this is her it looks like she's with sam

anonymous to receive an officer is on

anonymous to receive an officer is on the way

do you have a computer lab here yeah

do you have a computer lab here yeah which kind

which kind any kind just what's the closest one

any kind just what's the closest one last time

it's too much thank you for riding with

it's too much thank you for riding with a lift

a lift you will reach your destination in 10

minutes

law enforcement

law enforcement

okay give me your clothes come on

okay give me your clothes come on go do it come on do it

this is bro you look great you

this is bro you look great you should probably go

should probably go yeah okay

um

we are around 400 000 over our security

we are around 400 000 over our security budget

budget yes that's fine and they'll be expecting

yes that's fine and they'll be expecting a quarterly report

a quarterly report whoa that's the alternative center

hang on nope nope the specialty singer

hang on nope nope the specialty singer i'll sing it all for you

i'll sing it all for you

oh oh my god i used to speak to my

oh oh my god i used to speak to my parents i used to speak to a lawyer both

parents i used to speak to a lawyer both very reasonable requests and i haven't

very reasonable requests and i haven't gotten to do either

gotten to do either we've been here for five days yeah when

we've been here for five days yeah when we're going to leave

we're going to leave water they took our phones so we took

water they took our phones so we took our clothes i'm wearing

our clothes i'm wearing what's that file i don't know

in the early 1900s started using

in the early 1900s started using machines and

machines and fired skilled workers so they could make

fired skilled workers so they could make more money they hired cheap laborers

more money they hired cheap laborers like vulnerable migrant women and

like vulnerable migrant women and children

children like 12 year old kids who work in

like 12 year old kids who work in dangerous conditions for barely any

dangerous conditions for barely any money

money a lot of them died

how many one in three

how many one in three actually one in three died before the

actually one in three died before the age of 25

this is so stupid then everyone got

this is so stupid then everyone got pissed angry and they took to the

pissed angry and they took to the streets

streets they demanded bread for survival and

they demanded bread for survival and roses for respect they just wanted to

roses for respect they just wanted to matter matter factory owners left the machines running

factory owners left the machines running to try to trick people into thinking

to try to trick people into thinking everything was cool

everything was cool even without the workers but people

even without the workers but people aren't dumb so

aren't dumb so they asked for schools like for kids

they asked for schools like for kids they asked for

they asked for a safer workplace and then they asked

a safer workplace and then they asked for like um

for like um like cash and they got it

gary allen is letting machines run and

gary allen is letting machines run and pretending like everything's cool

pretending like everything's cool everything's not cool our parents can't

everything's not cool our parents can't get jobs and

get jobs and we can't go to good schools and it's

we can't go to good schools and it's just hard to survive so me and my

just hard to survive so me and my friends

friends decided to do something about it and

decided to do something about it and probably get caught

probably get caught and put in the alternative center and if

and put in the alternative center and if i'm seeing this well then

i'm seeing this well then yeah i'm stuck but you're not if enough

yeah i'm stuck but you're not if enough people share this video

people share this video and change their profile picture to brad

and change their profile picture to brad and roses then maybe larry allen will

and roses then maybe larry allen will cave

cave like that textiles dude and maybe things

like that textiles dude and maybe things will get a little less shitty for

will get a little less shitty for everyone

this is never gonna work what the hell

this is never gonna work what the hell was she thinking

why do you still have this on this is

why do you still have this on this is how they're tracking us

get off of me guys please help

get off of me guys please help is sure if you're watching this you know

is sure if you're watching this you know this isn't right

this isn't right please please have enough

all right hang on let me try let me try

all right hang on let me try let me try get off

get off don't put your hands on me get off ow

don't put your hands on me get off ow ow ow

lily i'll keep this brief schools are

lily i'll keep this brief schools are supposed to be safe places for kids if

supposed to be safe places for kids if school is online then that network

school is online then that network needs to be secure you understand that

needs to be secure you understand that correct

correct no i'm a kid i just got sprayed in the

no i'm a kid i just got sprayed in the face by a grown ass man

face by a grown ass man how can you pretend to keep kids safe i

how can you pretend to keep kids safe i am correcting your behavior

am correcting your behavior because it's dangerous and threatening

because it's dangerous and threatening threatening to who who am i threatening

threatening to who who am i threatening who am i hurting

who am i hurting we are still having security breaches

we are still having security breaches and this is threatening the innocent

and this is threatening the innocent kids that use schoolnet you need to tell

kids that use schoolnet you need to tell me everything you know where things are

me everything you know where things are going to keep getting worse

going to keep getting worse for you your friends and your father

for you your friends and your father you coward you're just a scared little

you coward you're just a scared little man aren't you

man aren't you yeah you threaten a bunch of kids so

yeah you threaten a bunch of kids so that makes you feel

that makes you feel tough makes you feel big every hour i'm

tough makes you feel big every hour i'm in here

in here it costs my company a thousand dollars

it costs my company a thousand dollars an hour

three thousand your cost for every hour

three thousand your cost for every hour i'm in here

i'm in here i'm trying very hard to stay composed

i'm trying very hard to stay composed i just want my

two are leg

officers

sam look oh that's awesome

sam look oh that's awesome but i don't see the filter or the video

but i don't see the filter or the video anymore

anymore hmm all right

hmm

hmm

oh what

oh what just hang on just give it a second give

just hang on just give it a second give it a second it a second why why why

what

i want to destroy

i think so oh my god

okay

bread and roses bread and roses

bread and roses bread and roses red red

red red red and roses red red

it's not it's not responding

is

is

it's over nia no it is

it's over nia no it is over anything you've ever done any video

over anything you've ever done any video any photo anything you've ever posted

any photo anything you've ever posted is gone any trace of your existence is

is gone any trace of your existence is gone everything is

gone everything is gone you don't exist

larry i'm going to take things from here

uh

sam listen to me

law enforcement has surrounded

this is the police

please change into your original

please change into your original clothing and leave the facility

clothing and leave the facility we have arranged for your transportation

we have arranged for your transportation please change into your original

please change into your original clothing and leave the facility

clothing and leave the facility we have arranged for your transportation

she hasn't gone back to me yet

she hasn't gone back to me yet

um kyle what's going on here larry

um kyle what's going on here larry you're being removed from schoolnet

you're being removed from schoolnet removed

removed i but i am schoolnet i have the same

i but i am schoolnet i have the same level of security clearance as you

level of security clearance as you and our shareholders agreed that this is

and our shareholders agreed that this is the best move for the company

the best move for the company larry you are receiving a 20 million

larry you are receiving a 20 million retirement package

retirement package and you will have no association or

and you will have no association or claim to schoolnet

claim to schoolnet kyle we can still talk his friends

kyle we can still talk his friends though right

though right i'm sorry larry kyle

i'm sorry larry kyle goodbye larry kyle

goodbye larry kyle

kyle

kyle kyle

hey mia you want some baklava this stuff

hey mia you want some baklava this stuff is so good it's got like these thin

is so good it's got like these thin layers of phyllo dough with

layers of phyllo dough with little thanks do you know why not oh hey

little thanks do you know why not oh hey dad hi

dad hi sam oh good you're having some of the

sam oh good you're having some of the pastry and did you offer some naniya

pastry and did you offer some naniya yeah of course but

yeah of course but she said no okay

nice to meet you um i don't mean to be

nice to meet you um i don't mean to be rude um you're not being rude

rude um you're not being rude it's over you won have a seat

it's over you won have a seat my dad's taking over as ceo of schoolnet

my dad's taking over as ceo of schoolnet larry allen's ass is out of there and

larry allen's ass is out of there and the alt center's done

the alt center's done red tap right kid nia the protest in a

red tap right kid nia the protest in a powerful message

powerful message and you seem to have emerged as their

and you seem to have emerged as their leader so you are the type of people

leader so you are the type of people that we want

that we want we need at school now so

we need at school now so how would you like to take over for me

how would you like to take over for me as new cto you would be

as new cto you would be the youngest cto to ever work at a

the youngest cto to ever work at a company this big like ever

company this big like ever you know what a cto is right it's the

you know what a cto is right it's the chief tech i know what a cto is sam

chief tech i know what a cto is sam if you'd like to be involved in the

if you'd like to be involved in the future of education forming its path

future of education forming its path and this is the type of thing you should

and this is the type of thing you should give serious thought to i'd offer to the

give serious thought to i'd offer to the boy but he's

boy but he's well i'll give you some time to think

well i'll give you some time to think about it

about it feel free to have some pastry it's

feel free to have some pastry it's really quite good

really quite good about it so it's got like this honey

about it so it's got like this honey like sauce thing on it and then inside

like sauce thing on it and then inside there's like

there's like like walnuts and pistachios and my dad

like walnuts and pistachios and my dad actually knows the guy who works like a

actually knows the guy who works like a couple couple at the restroom and he gives him like an

at the restroom and he gives him like an extra free piece every time

extra free piece every time that's so cool and so like what is up

that's so cool and so like what is up kids my name is sam bosinski

kids my name is sam bosinski and i'm so freaking stoked to announce

and i'm so freaking stoked to announce that i will be accepting the position

that i will be accepting the position of cto at schoolnet also

of cto at schoolnet also dad i want to address you personally i

dad i want to address you personally i am so

am so stoked and proud of you for locking down

stoked and proud of you for locking down that position of ceo at school now so as

that position of ceo at school now so as you can tell you can tell the bazinski boys are going to be

the bazinski boys are going to be bringing a lot of new changes to the

bringing a lot of new changes to the company and things are going to start to

company and things are going to start to look a lot more dope around here

you