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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,172 --> 00:00:52,412 Gentlemen, when I look at this battlefield, 2 00:00:52,413 --> 00:00:55,343 I see some of the bravest men who have ever worn a uniform. 3 00:00:55,344 --> 00:00:56,585 Is that you, Johnson? 4 00:00:56,586 --> 00:00:58,466 You are a real lazy piece of shit. 5 00:00:59,620 --> 00:01:00,723 Johnson, right! 6 00:01:00,724 --> 00:01:02,447 Sorry sir. Just guarding the tank. 7 00:01:02,448 --> 00:01:03,757 You were Sleeping. I heard you. 8 00:01:03,758 --> 00:01:06,067 But it's so comfortable here. 9 00:01:06,068 --> 00:01:07,723 me, huh... 10 00:01:07,724 --> 00:01:09,792 what drug 11 00:01:09,793 --> 00:01:11,378 And you, stop posing. 12 00:01:11,379 --> 00:01:12,379 - Sorry sir. - Sorry sir. 13 00:01:12,380 --> 00:01:13,895 Damn showboats. 14 00:01:13,896 --> 00:01:15,343 Excuse me, dear captain. 15 00:01:15,344 --> 00:01:16,930 What you want? 16 00:01:16,931 --> 00:01:18,240 Can I get some cigarettes? 17 00:01:18,241 --> 00:01:20,136 - No. - How about a rifle? 18 00:01:20,137 --> 00:01:21,516 You are a prisoner of war. 19 00:01:21,517 --> 00:01:23,412 That doesn't mean we can still be friends. 20 00:01:23,413 --> 00:01:25,723 - Not really. - Really? 21 00:01:25,724 --> 00:01:27,895 I had never heard that. How about a horn? 22 00:01:27,896 --> 00:01:29,723 We already have a guy who plays the horn. 23 00:01:29,724 --> 00:01:31,792 I can definitely play better than he can. 24 00:01:31,793 --> 00:01:33,067 It is true. I'm bad. 25 00:01:33,068 --> 00:01:34,723 I won't give you a bugle. 26 00:01:34,724 --> 00:01:37,136 If I had my way, I would kill every German in this place. 27 00:01:37,137 --> 00:01:39,931 But you've already killed all the Germans in this place. 28 00:01:42,241 --> 00:01:45,274 I would do it again in a heartbeat, so don't test me. 29 00:01:45,275 --> 00:01:47,378 There. It's very cruel to threaten someone 30 00:01:47,379 --> 00:01:48,826 with a war crime, my friend. 31 00:01:48,827 --> 00:01:50,067 We are not friends... 32 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:51,619 Sir, I see something there. 33 00:01:51,620 --> 00:01:53,412 What was it? Where is Johnson? 34 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:55,274 Yeehaw. 35 00:01:55,275 --> 00:01:57,586 Johnson, you imbecile! Everyone run! 36 00:02:20,689 --> 00:02:23,827 This is the "Video Journal of Neurosurgery" with... 37 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:28,274 Guys, I said the list is endless. 38 00:02:28,275 --> 00:02:29,619 So why wait? 39 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:31,723 Call this toll free number and order now. 40 00:02:31,724 --> 00:02:32,931 Please stop. 41 00:02:38,172 --> 00:02:39,655 Oh wait. 42 00:02:42,206 --> 00:02:44,413 It's so cool. 43 00:02:49,379 --> 00:02:51,206 Let's go. 44 00:03:00,379 --> 00:03:02,205 No! 45 00:03:02,206 --> 00:03:03,965 Man, I'm going crazy. 46 00:03:07,068 --> 00:03:08,481 Yea! Yea! 47 00:03:08,482 --> 00:03:10,136 I'm out of my mind. 48 00:03:10,137 --> 00:03:12,205 Ahh! 49 00:03:12,206 --> 00:03:13,551 Screw this! 50 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,481 Shh. Hey. What's going on, man. 51 00:03:19,482 --> 00:03:21,171 Get out of here! Stop! 52 00:03:21,172 --> 00:03:22,895 Hey, make sure to clean. 53 00:03:22,896 --> 00:03:24,516 ♪ Writing this down ♪ 54 00:03:24,517 --> 00:03:26,654 ♪ Because she knows I'll never leave her ♪ 55 00:03:26,655 --> 00:03:28,792 ♪ Because I can't live without her ♪ 56 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:30,067 Pick it up and throw it on the floor. 57 00:03:30,068 --> 00:03:31,931 Do you want some of this? 58 00:03:33,965 --> 00:03:35,481 This is my dick. 59 00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:37,861 That's right, it's big. 60 00:03:37,862 --> 00:03:39,379 Now, don't be a pussy. 61 00:03:40,689 --> 00:03:43,516 Oh shit. Are you hurt? 62 00:03:43,517 --> 00:03:45,516 ♪ I don't think you ever made a big mistake ♪ 63 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:48,481 ♪ 'Cause I don't want to get you off my back ♪ 64 00:03:48,482 --> 00:03:50,964 ♪ No wonder we hate the same things ♪ 65 00:03:50,965 --> 00:03:53,758 ♪ I hate everyone ♪ 66 00:03:55,137 --> 00:03:57,654 Let's fuck everything! 67 00:03:57,655 --> 00:04:00,343 ♪ I don't think you ever made a big mistake ♪ 68 00:04:00,344 --> 00:04:02,792 Welcome everyone to the party of... 69 00:04:02,793 --> 00:04:06,586 - Let's fuck everything! - Let's fuck everything! 70 00:04:11,827 --> 00:04:13,067 This is yours. 71 00:04:13,068 --> 00:04:14,343 That's the closest you 72 00:04:14,344 --> 00:04:15,964 It's going to be something of mine, you little girl. 73 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:17,240 - Oh! - cove to mouth 74 00:04:17,241 --> 00:04:18,516 I get the pussy. 75 00:04:18,517 --> 00:04:20,274 - Ah, you understand what... - I get pussy. 76 00:04:20,275 --> 00:04:21,585 - Yea. - Who's a fag? 77 00:04:21,586 --> 00:04:22,724 Dick. 78 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:29,516 Let me take a picture of this beautiful piece of meat right here. 79 00:04:29,517 --> 00:04:31,688 - Look this. - It looks good on you. 80 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:33,205 Why do you look hotter than Rachel? 81 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:34,826 - Who wore it best? - That's what I'm saying. 82 00:04:34,827 --> 00:04:35,964 Poor Rachel. 83 00:04:35,965 --> 00:04:37,240 Don't even make that comparison. 84 00:04:37,241 --> 00:04:38,931 I'm fine as fuck, man. 85 00:04:41,103 --> 00:04:44,171 Listen, this is a very special episode, because 86 00:04:44,172 --> 00:04:46,067 tonight, RACK is going on a mission. 87 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:47,723 We're invading the Colony! 88 00:04:47,724 --> 00:04:49,999 Don't use that word, idiot. What is wrong with you? 89 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,585 We are visiting Cologne. 90 00:04:51,586 --> 00:04:54,792 The infamous Underground Colony. 91 00:04:54,793 --> 00:04:56,723 Why do you have to keep acting so effeminate lately? 92 00:04:56,724 --> 00:04:58,103 It's you and what, Mohammed? 93 00:04:59,586 --> 00:05:01,723 Anyone who, for those of you born yesterday, 94 00:05:01,724 --> 00:05:03,999 The Colony Underground was very perverse like that... 95 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,516 It was an art collective. 96 00:05:05,517 --> 00:05:07,171 "Was it an artist collective?" 97 00:05:07,172 --> 00:05:11,240 So this art collective had shows all the time. 98 00:05:11,241 --> 00:05:13,378 It was for all ages, and some bands 99 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:15,757 big ones came from the city, like the KGB, 100 00:05:15,758 --> 00:05:20,585 Eddie Cash e os Star Fuckers, Valentine Fox, 101 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:22,654 - mostly pumped hardcore stuff. - Yea. 102 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,412 We would totally have played there. 103 00:05:24,413 --> 00:05:26,309 - Yea. - Certainly. 104 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:27,861 - Serious. - We would have if it wasn't 105 00:05:27,862 --> 00:05:29,412 by the strange fire 106 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:32,378 electric that happened three years ago. 107 00:05:32,379 --> 00:05:36,136 - Wait, is this really serious? - Yes, March 6, 1996. 108 00:05:36,137 --> 00:05:37,343 It's March 5th. 109 00:05:37,344 --> 00:05:39,206 Can you let him talk? God! 110 00:05:42,758 --> 00:05:46,171 Three years ago, a strange electrical fire 111 00:05:46,172 --> 00:05:48,481 fritou o interior do The Colony Underground 112 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:52,792 and claimed four innocent lives. 113 00:05:52,793 --> 00:05:57,723 The life of the band that played that night. 114 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,550 Legend says that their bodies were only burned after 115 00:05:59,551 --> 00:06:04,309 of being trampled to death by their own fans. 116 00:06:04,310 --> 00:06:08,136 Fans so desperate to escape the flames 117 00:06:08,137 --> 00:06:12,240 who crushed their heroes without a second thought. 118 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:13,481 Honey, go on. 119 00:06:13,482 --> 00:06:14,999 Hum? 120 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,378 Oh, yes, yes, see how scared Ankur looks. 121 00:06:17,379 --> 00:06:19,757 Shut up, I'm fine. 122 00:06:19,758 --> 00:06:21,171 Oh, your left pocket. 123 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,378 Ankur is a little bitch? Let's see, let's see. 124 00:06:23,379 --> 00:06:26,516 Hey, it's spinning! It's spinning. 125 00:06:26,517 --> 00:06:28,274 I swear to God, look, look, look! 126 00:06:28,275 --> 00:06:29,550 Ok, ok, ok. 127 00:06:29,551 --> 00:06:34,792 So that band was Bitch Cat. 128 00:06:34,793 --> 00:06:36,688 Can you put some things from the tape you have in there? 129 00:06:36,689 --> 00:06:38,688 - Yea. - It would be a nice edit. 130 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:40,033 what fita? 131 00:06:40,034 --> 00:06:42,034 Oh, man, it's so sick. 132 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,551 At church. Can't you say? 133 00:06:52,931 --> 00:06:55,067 ♪ You want it your way ♪ 134 00:06:55,068 --> 00:06:59,586 ♪ Well, why don't you stay like this? ♪ 135 00:07:01,931 --> 00:07:05,136 ♪ Ah, keep poking at face ♪ 136 00:07:05,137 --> 00:07:06,723 ♪ Eat cake like you... ♪ 137 00:07:06,724 --> 00:07:09,447 Well, we weren't made by a corporation. 138 00:07:09,448 --> 00:07:12,964 We made our sound and our following bases. 139 00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:15,068 ♪ What will it take? ♪ 140 00:07:17,482 --> 00:07:19,861 ♪ I think I've seen it all ♪ 141 00:07:19,862 --> 00:07:22,550 ♪ I know I've seen too much, oh ♪ 142 00:07:22,551 --> 00:07:24,930 ♪ My God, what could it take? ♪ 143 00:07:24,931 --> 00:07:27,654 We entered na van de Dierdre and basically 144 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:28,930 we played wherever it took us. 145 00:07:28,931 --> 00:07:32,826 - We're road warriors, man. - Yea. 146 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:38,171 ♪ Don't mind your angels ♪ 147 00:07:38,172 --> 00:07:42,067 ♪ Get off my back, boy ♪ 148 00:07:42,068 --> 00:07:45,102 We don't even feel like we relate to LA anymore. 149 00:07:45,103 --> 00:07:47,309 Like, that stage is our home. 150 00:07:47,310 --> 00:07:50,206 Yeah and the fans our family for sure. 151 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:55,481 Our shows are these big parties. 152 00:07:55,482 --> 00:07:58,240 Everyone belongs. Everyone has a killer time. 153 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:00,757 ♪ Too bad because I say ♪ 154 00:08:00,758 --> 00:08:02,274 Of course. 155 00:08:02,275 --> 00:08:05,137 I mean, what's a party without a little violence? 156 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:08,309 ♪ We went out to play ♪ 157 00:08:08,310 --> 00:08:13,171 ♪ Get off my stage, bro ♪ 158 00:08:13,172 --> 00:08:15,619 ♪ Get the fuck off my stage ♪ 159 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,516 ♪ My God, what could it be? ♪ 160 00:08:17,517 --> 00:08:20,688 I think America has, like, an anger revolution on its way. 161 00:08:20,689 --> 00:08:22,964 Everyone is so angry. 162 00:08:22,965 --> 00:08:25,516 ♪ Come on, come on ♪ 163 00:08:25,517 --> 00:08:27,205 Everyone's father got very rich. 164 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:30,619 Yeah, so give us all your damn money, Daddy. 165 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:33,067 Give us your money! 166 00:08:33,068 --> 00:08:36,171 ♪ Bad boy, you already know ♪ 167 00:08:36,172 --> 00:08:41,205 ♪ I'm no angel ♪ 168 00:08:41,206 --> 00:08:48,103 ♪ Diamonds turn black ♪ 169 00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:58,861 Play or die. 170 00:08:58,862 --> 00:09:00,724 Play or die. 171 00:09:00,793 --> 00:09:02,619 Play or die. 172 00:09:02,620 --> 00:09:06,447 Play or die! 173 00:09:06,448 --> 00:09:08,792 Oh my God, look how angry he is. 174 00:09:08,793 --> 00:09:11,550 Hey! Quickly! Come on! Come on. 175 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,792 Hey, wait, wait. 176 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:15,619 Tell everyone about today's mission. 177 00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:17,550 RACK is heading to The Colony Underground 178 00:09:17,551 --> 00:09:19,240 to do a show about what's left on that stage. 179 00:09:19,241 --> 00:09:20,964 And we're gonna suck because 180 00:09:20,965 --> 00:09:22,516 we're rehearsing, what, two months? 181 00:09:22,517 --> 00:09:23,757 Yes, show yourself to your Nazi dictator father. 182 00:09:23,758 --> 00:09:25,861 - I hope it's... - Oh my God, whatever. 183 00:09:25,862 --> 00:09:27,585 No, wait, come on. Like, what else? 184 00:09:27,586 --> 00:09:29,343 - What else? - I don't know. 185 00:09:29,344 --> 00:09:31,481 Let's get the equipment, if there's any that work. 186 00:09:31,482 --> 00:09:34,240 Yes, but why did you stop here? It's your house? 187 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,654 - Come on, K. - Hey, no. 188 00:09:35,655 --> 00:09:37,792 I just think curious minds want to know if 189 00:09:37,793 --> 00:09:41,136 you're really just scared, little bitch. 190 00:09:41,137 --> 00:09:43,723 That's all I want to know! Come on! 191 00:09:43,724 --> 00:09:46,861 Hey, I'm sorry. I meant a little baby 192 00:09:46,862 --> 00:09:49,136 scared that he thinks he 's going to meet some ghosts. 193 00:09:49,137 --> 00:09:53,550 Hey Rachel, get the camera. Get the fucking camera, Rachel. 194 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,378 Why is Ankur being such a bitch now? 195 00:09:55,379 --> 00:09:56,757 It seems 196 00:09:56,758 --> 00:09:58,240 You want your mama because you don't come home. 197 00:09:58,241 --> 00:09:59,619 Stay away from me! 198 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:02,068 Oh no! The ghost ladies will eat me. 199 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,792 Man, I can't believe we're here now. 200 00:10:07,793 --> 00:10:09,585 Come on, it's gonna be fun. C'mon C'mon. 201 00:10:09,586 --> 00:10:11,343 Rach, these girls seem kind. 202 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,067 I just don't think we should fuck up their graves. 203 00:10:13,068 --> 00:10:14,585 But, like, you have to say why. 204 00:10:14,586 --> 00:10:17,309 Come on, you'll make a better video. 205 00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:19,137 I think it will be cool. 206 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,999 OK everything is fine. 207 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,067 So, you know these stories, okay? 208 00:10:24,068 --> 00:10:26,688 Hindu stories about bhuts. 209 00:10:26,689 --> 00:10:29,516 - Bhuts? - Yes, dead people. 210 00:10:29,517 --> 00:10:33,378 Restless spirits with unfinished business, and supposedly 211 00:10:33,379 --> 00:10:36,550 if you bother them they won't like it, they'll just... 212 00:10:36,551 --> 00:10:37,930 They go what? 213 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:39,862 They'll own you, okay? 214 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,447 - Yea! - We're in. 215 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:51,723 So, is that why you went home and bought a bag of spices? 216 00:10:51,724 --> 00:10:54,585 They are like spices for killing ghosts. 217 00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:55,792 Just stop, I don't want to... 218 00:10:55,793 --> 00:10:57,102 Relax, spice boy. 219 00:10:57,103 --> 00:10:58,447 Stop bugging me, you motherfucker. 220 00:10:58,448 --> 00:11:01,309 Wow, calm your boobs, man. 221 00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:02,620 He, he, wait. 222 00:11:05,758 --> 00:11:08,516 Welcome to what's left of The Colony Underground. 223 00:11:08,517 --> 00:11:10,964 Like, literally below ground. 224 00:11:10,965 --> 00:11:13,481 Yes, about six feet below. 225 00:11:13,482 --> 00:11:15,136 It's insane that the whole audience 226 00:11:15,137 --> 00:11:16,585 got out of here alive. 227 00:11:16,586 --> 00:11:19,205 Yeah, well, they sacrifice the band to do that. 228 00:11:19,206 --> 00:11:22,585 Imagine dying in a stampede. 229 00:11:22,586 --> 00:11:25,033 Herd mentality, man. sheep. 230 00:11:25,034 --> 00:11:27,895 It still smells like fire here. 231 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,586 Crispy bodies. 232 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:36,930 Wow. 233 00:11:36,931 --> 00:11:38,586 What is it? 234 00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:41,447 Rachel I don't... 235 00:11:41,448 --> 00:11:44,827 Let's go. Just go. We will. Hurry up. 236 00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:53,965 Boo! 237 00:11:55,275 --> 00:11:58,136 This place is a total maze. 238 00:11:58,137 --> 00:12:01,654 So many runners. 239 00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:03,102 We've been down here for 10 minutes. 240 00:12:03,103 --> 00:12:04,481 I have no idea how to get back. 241 00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:07,000 Keep cool. I know the way. 242 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:11,412 What is this? 243 00:12:11,413 --> 00:12:12,931 Hell how am I supposed to know. 244 00:12:18,103 --> 00:12:20,826 I think someone lives down here. 245 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:23,688 Look look. Come here. 246 00:12:23,689 --> 00:12:26,343 Look at this. 247 00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:27,826 Why would anyone want to live here? 248 00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:30,482 Well, I mean, for a homeless person, it's not that bad. 249 00:12:33,689 --> 00:12:35,309 - Yeah, I bet. - Look at all the... 250 00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:37,309 I bet we're not alone. 251 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:39,102 Dude, seriously. It's just us here. 252 00:12:39,103 --> 00:12:41,343 - I know it is. - He's some drug addict, 253 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,654 a homeless man who licks heroin here. 254 00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:45,033 Can you please stop? 255 00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:46,689 Sorry. 256 00:12:48,758 --> 00:12:51,102 What are you doing? Stop. Don't go in there. 257 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,585 - Let's go. - Whooo. 258 00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:53,895 Dude, seriously? 259 00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:55,274 Oh my God. Oh my God. 260 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,103 You are kidding. 261 00:12:57,965 --> 00:13:00,688 - Not really. - Yeah, fuck it. 262 00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:04,793 Anyway, look, someone made a shrine. 263 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,895 - What did you think? - Wow. 264 00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:13,757 No way. 265 00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:16,378 Hey, Kaleb, stop it. 266 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,309 Hey, that's not cool. 267 00:13:18,310 --> 00:13:21,723 Stop, dear. 268 00:13:21,724 --> 00:13:23,586 As you want bro. 269 00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:31,033 Rachel, come here, come here. Did you see that? 270 00:13:31,034 --> 00:13:34,309 Ew. Is that a boot? 271 00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:36,586 Melted to the floor. 272 00:13:41,379 --> 00:13:43,378 It should belong to one of the girls in the band, don't you think? 273 00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:44,757 Yeah, I bet my money it was the bass player. 274 00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:45,964 She wore boots like that. 275 00:13:45,965 --> 00:13:47,240 I'm sure they all wore boots. 276 00:13:47,241 --> 00:13:49,240 Stop saying that word. 277 00:13:49,241 --> 00:13:51,447 Or what? Boots? 278 00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:52,930 Hey Rach, come here, you have to see this. 279 00:13:52,931 --> 00:13:54,240 - Or what? - Shit, no chance. 280 00:13:54,241 --> 00:13:55,757 No way. Hey Rachel, come here. 281 00:13:55,758 --> 00:13:57,240 - Which? What is it? - Okay, do you remember? 282 00:13:57,241 --> 00:13:59,205 - Amanda Pears, don't you remember? - Yea. 283 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,447 Can you tell me how could she 284 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,102 wait for fat bunda dela here. 285 00:14:02,103 --> 00:14:03,550 - Dude, there's no way. - There's no way! 286 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,378 Yes, that's what I'm saying. 287 00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:08,033 Yes, no one likes to be robbed after asking. 288 00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:10,757 That's why she can no longer work, except in the 289 00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:12,136 gas station, because she is very funny. 290 00:14:12,137 --> 00:14:14,826 Ah-ha-ha. 291 00:14:14,827 --> 00:14:17,619 Cum! It felt like someone pulled me. 292 00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:19,585 Yeah, you tripped, man. 293 00:14:19,586 --> 00:14:21,413 Guys, come quickly! 294 00:14:26,793 --> 00:14:27,930 No no no. 295 00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:29,619 Hey, did you do this? 296 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,826 No way. 297 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:35,067 Rachel, look at this. 298 00:14:35,068 --> 00:14:37,205 - Did you guys do that? - No. 299 00:14:37,206 --> 00:14:38,654 No, Anchor. 300 00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:39,757 Surprise, bitch! 301 00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:42,343 You are awesome. 302 00:14:42,344 --> 00:14:44,757 Do you really think some ghost set this up here? 303 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:47,240 Not. Did you, like, steal them from my house? 304 00:14:47,241 --> 00:14:49,171 Yes, I did it. What did you think of it all? 305 00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:50,654 - Are you going to cry about it? - You are unreal. 306 00:14:50,655 --> 00:14:52,585 Big crybaby. 307 00:14:52,586 --> 00:14:54,895 All right, everybody try not to fuck it up, okay? 308 00:14:54,896 --> 00:14:56,757 - Oh, sure. - You are the boss. 309 00:14:56,758 --> 00:14:59,447 - We will. - Thanks. 310 00:14:59,448 --> 00:15:01,931 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 311 00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:08,550 No no no! 312 00:15:08,551 --> 00:15:09,862 Come on! 313 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,067 Guys? 314 00:15:17,068 --> 00:15:18,792 Guys, what the fuck is this? 315 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,309 Guys, is this serious? 316 00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:23,447 Guys, stop it. 317 00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:26,447 You think you're having a lot of fun right now. 318 00:15:26,448 --> 00:15:30,000 If this is a joke, I will kill you all. 319 00:15:33,793 --> 00:15:37,309 Yes, let's go. 320 00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:40,102 He's so predictable. 321 00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:42,274 No, we like you very much with all... 322 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,205 It's been like three times. 323 00:15:44,206 --> 00:15:46,964 I know. Hey. 324 00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:48,274 Tell people what you are... 325 00:15:48,275 --> 00:15:50,171 How are you feeling now? 326 00:15:50,172 --> 00:15:51,758 Mr. Ankur, tell them here. 327 00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:56,688 What? 328 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,205 Man, you have to admit we got you so good. 329 00:15:58,206 --> 00:16:00,448 Man, it was fun as fuck, man. Serious. 330 00:16:02,103 --> 00:16:04,688 Man, like, we're just kidding. 331 00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:07,000 - Look, it was my idea. - We will. 332 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,654 - I'm sorry. - Damn it. 333 00:16:12,655 --> 00:16:16,379 Why can't you learn to take a fucking joke, spice boy? 334 00:16:17,862 --> 00:16:19,136 - Oh or what? - Ankur. 335 00:16:19,137 --> 00:16:20,412 What are you doing now, bro? 336 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,067 what the fuck? What are you doing? 337 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:25,585 Don't be such a bitch about it, Ankur! Come back! 338 00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:29,067 Hope the bhuta catches you all! 339 00:16:29,068 --> 00:16:31,102 - Ankur, come on. - Drug. Or what? 340 00:16:31,103 --> 00:16:33,171 What the hell is he talking about? 341 00:16:33,172 --> 00:16:35,619 So, are we still going to do the gelatin thing? 342 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:39,999 Four Bitch Cats. Four sex dolls. 343 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,757 Welcome back, sick. 344 00:16:41,758 --> 00:16:43,412 We came to The Colony Underground 345 00:16:43,413 --> 00:16:47,481 to find a very scientific answer to the age-old question. 346 00:16:47,482 --> 00:16:51,343 How hard is it to crush four puppies to death? 347 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,171 Let's find out. 348 00:16:53,172 --> 00:16:55,171 Are you ready? 349 00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:57,516 Die, bitch! 350 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,412 Oh! 351 00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:01,413 Oh, fuck you bitch. 352 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,241 Are we in trouble here? 353 00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:10,827 Die, bitch! 354 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:18,551 He is going to screw it up! He is going to screw it up! 355 00:17:22,137 --> 00:17:24,067 Did you hear this? 356 00:17:24,068 --> 00:17:26,895 Yes, it must be a car out there. 357 00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:29,102 A estrada is dated, cara. 358 00:17:29,103 --> 00:17:30,688 Jesus! 359 00:17:30,689 --> 00:17:32,137 Ankur, is that you? 360 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,827 Get the fuck off my stage! 361 00:17:48,103 --> 00:17:49,931 What the fuck?! 362 00:18:41,827 --> 00:18:44,102 Touch or die. 363 00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:45,965 Play or die. 364 00:18:46,034 --> 00:18:47,862 Play or die. 365 00:18:47,931 --> 00:18:49,757 Play or die. 366 00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:52,000 Play or die! 367 00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:07,137 Shit. Oh shit, oh shit! 368 00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:13,481 Please help! Help! 369 00:19:13,482 --> 00:19:16,000 Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! 370 00:20:19,068 --> 00:20:24,034 You can peacefully go to your final resting place! 371 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:46,000 Psychopath dude, I'm going crazy. 372 00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:55,171 Please help me! 373 00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:56,861 Please! 374 00:20:56,862 --> 00:20:58,172 Please someone! 375 00:21:01,103 --> 00:21:03,067 Please! 376 00:21:03,068 --> 00:21:05,068 Stop it! 377 00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:08,620 Help! 378 00:21:10,172 --> 00:21:11,999 Anybody here?! 379 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,274 Better! 380 00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:14,965 Stay away from me! 381 00:21:21,034 --> 00:21:23,620 Let me out! Let me out! 382 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,517 No! 383 00:21:32,965 --> 00:21:35,757 No! 384 00:21:35,758 --> 00:21:37,758 It seems! 385 00:22:27,655 --> 00:22:29,171 You can feel it at the shows now. 386 00:22:29,172 --> 00:22:32,550 Everyone is so angry. 387 00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:34,471 What's a party without a little violence? 388 00:22:37,931 --> 00:22:40,827 Let's fuck everything! 389 00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:05,137 Too, too. 390 00:23:13,724 --> 00:23:15,103 Hum. 391 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,586 There you are. 392 00:23:50,586 --> 00:23:52,517 Hello. 393 00:23:56,137 --> 00:23:59,792 Hey. Um, I just... 394 00:23:59,793 --> 00:24:01,206 OK. 395 00:24:02,344 --> 00:24:03,344 Hey. 396 00:24:03,345 --> 00:24:05,102 I just had to record this video after going to 397 00:24:05,103 --> 00:24:09,102 Beta Sigma Eta today and meet all the girls. 398 00:24:09,103 --> 00:24:10,826 No, it's bad. 399 00:24:10,827 --> 00:24:12,619 It's broken. OKAY. 400 00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:13,689 OK. 401 00:24:16,586 --> 00:24:18,447 I just want you to know that since the 402 00:24:18,448 --> 00:24:20,033 moment I joined Beta Sigma Eta 403 00:24:20,034 --> 00:24:22,136 I knew it was my home. 404 00:24:22,137 --> 00:24:24,067 I want you to be my friends for life 405 00:24:24,068 --> 00:24:27,654 whole, and I will not apply for more fellowships. 406 00:24:27,655 --> 00:24:29,343 I knew from the moment you 407 00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:31,447 I knew that we would become soul sisters. 408 00:24:31,448 --> 00:24:34,171 - A suicide attempt? - Helen? 409 00:24:34,172 --> 00:24:36,999 I thought you were studying at the library. 410 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,516 You are only putting one fellowship in your application. 411 00:24:40,517 --> 00:24:42,067 - A suicide attempt. - Yes, I know what 412 00:24:42,068 --> 00:24:43,068 a suicide attempt is, Helen. 413 00:24:43,069 --> 00:24:44,688 I am not stupid. 414 00:24:44,689 --> 00:24:46,274 And? 415 00:24:46,275 --> 00:24:47,999 Well then, if they say no, you will be 416 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,205 excluded from the entire fellowship process. 417 00:24:51,206 --> 00:24:53,585 And that means spending all 418 00:24:53,586 --> 00:24:55,067 his freshman year as an outcast. 419 00:24:55,068 --> 00:24:58,412 Do you really want to take that risk with those girls? 420 00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:01,172 What do you mean by those girls? 421 00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:06,826 I mean, have you seen the way they 422 00:25:06,827 --> 00:25:08,792 did they look at us when they showed us the place? 423 00:25:08,793 --> 00:25:10,171 I mean do you really think that 424 00:25:10,172 --> 00:25:12,723 Will they say yes to people like us? 425 00:25:12,724 --> 00:25:15,379 No, not us. 426 00:25:18,275 --> 00:25:20,103 Do you have a cigarette? 427 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,068 I can not do it. 428 00:25:28,344 --> 00:25:29,723 Jesus Christ, Annie. 429 00:25:29,724 --> 00:25:32,412 You will bring the security here. 430 00:25:32,413 --> 00:25:33,688 Why did you take so long? 431 00:25:33,689 --> 00:25:35,378 Do not roll up your panties. 432 00:25:35,379 --> 00:25:36,861 - We had to get some supplies. - Oh my God. 433 00:25:36,862 --> 00:25:39,171 It turns out that Lily here really likes to party. 434 00:25:39,172 --> 00:25:41,723 Oh, let's party. 435 00:25:41,724 --> 00:25:43,619 Guys, do you understand? 436 00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:44,688 Do you have the keys? 437 00:25:44,689 --> 00:25:46,619 My father will kill me if he finds out. 438 00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:48,895 Yes, but do you have the keys? 439 00:25:48,896 --> 00:25:50,586 You know I have. 440 00:25:51,689 --> 00:25:53,240 Come on, let's go! 441 00:25:53,241 --> 00:25:55,895 Come on, it's time. 442 00:25:55,896 --> 00:25:58,033 Oi, Lindsay. 443 00:25:58,034 --> 00:25:59,241 - Oh shit. - Oh my God. 444 00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:03,930 We're going to have a fun night. 445 00:26:03,931 --> 00:26:07,999 - Oh my God. - College Scholarship. 446 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,654 Isn't she cute? 447 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:12,619 Welcome! 448 00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:15,586 Oh my God, this place is amazing. 449 00:26:19,241 --> 00:26:22,378 Pretty cool, huh? 450 00:26:22,379 --> 00:26:24,895 Dude, we love your message. 451 00:26:24,896 --> 00:26:27,274 It was so sincere. 452 00:26:27,275 --> 00:26:28,895 Wasn't it girls? 453 00:26:28,896 --> 00:26:31,240 - So cute. - Adorable. 454 00:26:31,241 --> 00:26:33,309 We were so flattered that you gave it a try. 455 00:26:33,310 --> 00:26:35,481 of suicide just to join our brotherhood. 456 00:26:35,482 --> 00:26:38,033 Yes, friends forever. 457 00:26:38,034 --> 00:26:39,412 Yes, soul sisters. 458 00:26:39,413 --> 00:26:41,931 - Soul sisters! - Soul sisters! 459 00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:46,586 So what are we doing here? 460 00:26:49,862 --> 00:26:52,482 Have you heard of the Legend of Guiltine? 461 00:26:54,758 --> 00:26:58,274 Guiltine, was a very young freshman 462 00:26:58,275 --> 00:27:00,585 who went to TCU maybe 20 years ago. 463 00:27:00,586 --> 00:27:06,171 She wanted to join a sisterhood, our sisterhood like you. 464 00:27:06,172 --> 00:27:09,585 And she was desperate and alone, just like you. 465 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:12,688 And the girls took her back here to the cemetery. 466 00:27:12,689 --> 00:27:15,723 And they told her that to be part of their sisterhood, 467 00:27:15,724 --> 00:27:18,999 she had to spend the night buried in a coffin. 468 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,171 Only they didn't leave her there for one night. 469 00:27:22,172 --> 00:27:24,619 They left her there for a whole week. 470 00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:27,343 And when they finally dug her up... 471 00:27:27,344 --> 00:27:29,206 There was no one there. 472 00:27:31,310 --> 00:27:32,654 What happened to her? 473 00:27:32,655 --> 00:27:34,171 Nobody knows. 474 00:27:34,172 --> 00:27:38,895 Some say she just crawled straight to the underworld. 475 00:27:38,896 --> 00:27:40,826 And if you listen carefully, at 476 00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:43,481 sometimes you may hear a tapping sound. 477 00:27:43,482 --> 00:27:47,378 It's Guiltine, desperate and alone. 478 00:27:47,379 --> 00:27:49,447 Looking for someone awake that she can 479 00:27:49,448 --> 00:27:51,008 take to the underworld to play. 480 00:27:52,448 --> 00:27:54,171 Drink! 481 00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:57,206 Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 482 00:28:01,551 --> 00:28:03,379 We have something for you. 483 00:28:05,689 --> 00:28:06,826 Surprise, bitch. 484 00:28:06,827 --> 00:28:09,309 Do not play! 485 00:28:09,310 --> 00:28:12,171 We want you to join our family. Right, girls? 486 00:28:12,172 --> 00:28:14,688 We just need you to do one thing first. 487 00:28:14,689 --> 00:28:15,895 Thanks. OK. 488 00:28:15,896 --> 00:28:19,309 A tiny thing. 489 00:28:19,310 --> 00:28:22,136 We need you to spend the night in a coffin. 490 00:28:22,137 --> 00:28:24,655 Just like Guiltine. 491 00:28:26,241 --> 00:28:29,240 Come on! 492 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:30,964 You will have fun, I promise. 493 00:28:30,965 --> 00:28:32,171 OK. 494 00:28:32,172 --> 00:28:33,572 You will be a little scared. 495 00:28:36,034 --> 00:28:37,551 Oh. 496 00:28:42,724 --> 00:28:45,067 Um, Annie, I don't know if I'm really wanting to do this. 497 00:28:45,068 --> 00:28:47,378 Oh come on Lily. 498 00:28:47,379 --> 00:28:49,309 We all had to do this. 499 00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:51,792 Did you... have all of you done this? 500 00:28:52,793 --> 00:28:56,274 Of course. 501 00:28:56,275 --> 00:28:58,309 It really isn't that bad. 502 00:28:58,310 --> 00:28:59,895 - I promise. - OK. 503 00:28:59,896 --> 00:29:02,516 There is enough air in a coffin to last 24 hours. 504 00:29:02,517 --> 00:29:04,240 The faster you breathe, the faster 505 00:29:04,241 --> 00:29:06,034 you use your air not to panic. 506 00:29:07,724 --> 00:29:11,309 You can pull this cord at any time, and it will ring the bell. 507 00:29:11,310 --> 00:29:13,274 And we're going to dig it up. 508 00:29:13,275 --> 00:29:15,481 But if you do, you will have lost the 509 00:29:15,482 --> 00:29:17,930 your place in our fellowship. 510 00:29:17,931 --> 00:29:20,067 Here it is. 511 00:29:20,068 --> 00:29:22,274 We want to see how scared you are. 512 00:29:22,275 --> 00:29:24,241 And so, you can see down there. 513 00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:28,171 Just be brave. 514 00:29:28,172 --> 00:29:29,999 It really isn't that bad. 515 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,137 Annie probably won't let you stay there all night. 516 00:29:38,965 --> 00:29:40,240 Take it. 517 00:29:40,241 --> 00:29:42,792 Only open when you have more 518 00:29:42,793 --> 00:29:44,585 scared and about to pull the string. 519 00:29:44,586 --> 00:29:47,516 It will give you strength. I promise. 520 00:29:47,517 --> 00:29:49,068 Thanks. 521 00:29:51,241 --> 00:29:53,171 Watch out for the Guild. 522 00:29:53,172 --> 00:29:55,412 If you hear her knock, whatever you do, no 523 00:29:55,413 --> 00:29:57,067 let her know you're down there. 524 00:29:57,068 --> 00:29:58,792 If you let her know you're alive, she'll 525 00:29:58,793 --> 00:30:02,585 will take you to the world of the dead to play. 526 00:30:02,586 --> 00:30:04,137 She's just playing with you. 527 00:30:10,931 --> 00:30:18,378 B-S-E, B-S-E, B-S-E, B-S-E! 528 00:30:18,379 --> 00:30:21,895 Good luck down there. Don't be too scared. 529 00:30:21,896 --> 00:30:23,792 Oh, it's cute and cozy. 530 00:30:23,793 --> 00:30:25,068 Last words? 531 00:30:27,793 --> 00:30:28,931 Very good. 532 00:30:30,275 --> 00:30:35,723 Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 533 00:30:35,724 --> 00:30:40,586 Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 534 00:30:41,793 --> 00:30:42,965 Wow! 535 00:30:44,172 --> 00:30:46,826 Ah, terra, terra. 536 00:30:46,827 --> 00:30:49,274 Ah, damp earth. 537 00:30:49,275 --> 00:30:53,895 You took my father and my dear mother. 538 00:30:53,896 --> 00:30:58,654 You took my father and my dear mother, so 539 00:30:58,655 --> 00:31:05,068 take me too because I'm very alone. 540 00:31:10,758 --> 00:31:13,103 Goodnight. 541 00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:47,171 He is well. 542 00:31:47,172 --> 00:31:49,688 It's okay, just don't panic. 543 00:31:49,689 --> 00:31:51,137 Do not panic. 544 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,343 Everything is fine. 545 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:11,826 It's all just for show. 546 00:32:11,827 --> 00:32:14,274 They won't let you down here. 547 00:32:14,275 --> 00:32:16,344 Come on, you knew they were going to do this. 548 00:32:18,827 --> 00:32:20,688 I'm not scared. 549 00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:22,310 I'm not scared. 550 00:32:22,379 --> 00:32:23,758 I'm not scared. 551 00:32:41,655 --> 00:32:44,172 Oh Helen, if only you could see me now. 552 00:32:53,517 --> 00:32:55,585 What did you do this weekend? 553 00:32:55,586 --> 00:32:59,309 Library? Oh, that's cool. I? 554 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:02,689 Oh, you know, the usual, just buried alive in a coffin. 555 00:33:25,379 --> 00:33:28,895 No, that's what you want, isn't it? 556 00:33:28,896 --> 00:33:32,343 You want me to fail so I can end up like you. 557 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:35,205 Sad and lonely every Friday night wishing for a 558 00:33:35,206 --> 00:33:39,033 boy, any boy would ask you out. 559 00:33:39,034 --> 00:33:41,723 But I'm not like you. 560 00:33:41,724 --> 00:33:43,310 I'm like them. 561 00:33:47,896 --> 00:33:51,412 He is well. 562 00:33:51,413 --> 00:33:53,344 It's gonna be okay. 563 00:34:03,137 --> 00:34:04,516 Hello? 564 00:34:04,517 --> 00:34:06,379 Hello? Hello? 565 00:34:09,034 --> 00:34:10,482 Hello? 566 00:34:24,758 --> 00:34:28,241 She is probably very scared. 567 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,172 The box, the box. 568 00:34:55,862 --> 00:34:57,551 what shit? 569 00:35:00,827 --> 00:35:02,861 Oh, poor baby. 570 00:35:02,862 --> 00:35:04,482 Poor Lily. 571 00:35:21,827 --> 00:35:25,274 Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! 572 00:35:25,275 --> 00:35:27,447 Oh my God. 573 00:35:27,448 --> 00:35:29,172 She is definitely shit. 574 00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:39,792 - Let me out! - Let me out! 575 00:35:39,793 --> 00:35:41,517 Let me out! 576 00:36:05,103 --> 00:36:07,343 Hit or else. 577 00:36:07,344 --> 00:36:09,136 If they find out we 're making a 578 00:36:09,137 --> 00:36:10,412 prank prank, we'll all be expelled. 579 00:36:10,413 --> 00:36:11,930 Cum! My father will kill me! 580 00:36:11,931 --> 00:36:13,412 Nobody will be expelled. 581 00:36:13,413 --> 00:36:14,999 Let's hide and come back later. 582 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,205 Mas e a Lily? 583 00:36:16,206 --> 00:36:18,136 I said we'll be back later. 584 00:36:18,137 --> 00:36:19,551 Come on. 585 00:36:33,448 --> 00:36:36,033 Hey, dispatch for 1061 no cemetery, 586 00:36:36,034 --> 00:36:38,551 Answer us by updating. 587 00:36:42,517 --> 00:36:43,826 Fuck this. 588 00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:46,517 Let's go back inside before we hit pneumonia. 589 00:36:48,758 --> 00:36:50,585 Help! 590 00:36:50,586 --> 00:36:52,274 I need help! 591 00:36:52,275 --> 00:36:54,757 Let me out! Let me out! 592 00:36:54,758 --> 00:36:56,103 Let me out! 593 00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:58,274 Let me out! 594 00:36:58,275 --> 00:37:01,205 Let me out! Please! 595 00:37:01,206 --> 00:37:02,862 Please someone! 596 00:37:19,896 --> 00:37:23,240 Helen, if you've seen this, 597 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:27,067 I just want you to know that I'm really sorry. 598 00:37:27,068 --> 00:37:30,343 I was such an idiot. 599 00:37:30,344 --> 00:37:32,930 You are my best friend. 600 00:37:32,931 --> 00:37:37,033 You are my only real friend. 601 00:37:37,034 --> 00:37:40,757 I don't know why I thought I could fit in with those girls. 602 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:43,103 I don't know why I even wanted to. 603 00:38:05,793 --> 00:38:07,310 Oh my God. 604 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,930 No! No! 605 00:38:13,931 --> 00:38:16,205 No! No! Let me out! 606 00:38:16,206 --> 00:38:18,379 Let me out! 607 00:38:30,551 --> 00:38:32,654 No! Help-me! 608 00:38:32,655 --> 00:38:34,688 Let me out! 609 00:38:34,689 --> 00:38:35,757 Oh my God! 610 00:38:35,758 --> 00:38:38,757 No! No! No! 611 00:38:38,758 --> 00:38:41,309 Please! No! 612 00:38:41,310 --> 00:38:45,550 Please help me! 613 00:38:45,551 --> 00:38:47,758 Please help! 614 00:38:50,655 --> 00:38:52,550 No! 615 00:38:52,551 --> 00:38:54,448 Help! 616 00:39:12,103 --> 00:39:14,861 Oh my God! 617 00:39:14,862 --> 00:39:16,412 Annie? 618 00:39:16,413 --> 00:39:18,205 Annie, let me out! Let me out! 619 00:39:18,206 --> 00:39:19,551 Let me out! 620 00:39:19,620 --> 00:39:22,034 Let me out! 621 00:39:50,655 --> 00:39:51,827 Oh my God! 622 00:40:46,482 --> 00:40:48,586 I will be sick. 623 00:40:49,724 --> 00:40:51,619 Are you filming now? 624 00:40:51,620 --> 00:40:52,930 We have to throw it out. 625 00:40:52,931 --> 00:40:54,792 It is too late. 626 00:40:54,793 --> 00:40:56,000 Imogen, no. 627 00:41:06,896 --> 00:41:09,033 He's empty. 628 00:41:09,034 --> 00:41:10,482 What are you talking about? 629 00:41:13,103 --> 00:41:15,378 The coffin is empty. 630 00:41:15,379 --> 00:41:17,757 Lily is not in. 631 00:41:17,758 --> 00:41:19,482 That's not possible. 632 00:41:37,344 --> 00:41:40,136 - What if Guiltine took her? - Don't be stupid. 633 00:41:40,137 --> 00:41:42,172 Guiltine is just a story. 634 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,412 We were never here, okay? 635 00:41:49,413 --> 00:41:52,067 We'll never talk about it again. 636 00:41:52,068 --> 00:41:53,586 understand? 637 00:42:46,620 --> 00:42:48,723 Hello? 638 00:42:48,724 --> 00:42:50,068 Hello?! 639 00:43:10,068 --> 00:43:11,757 Hi Annie. 640 00:43:11,758 --> 00:43:14,585 I made a deal with Guiltine that if she let me go, 641 00:43:14,586 --> 00:43:18,757 I would give her as many sisters as she could want. 642 00:43:18,758 --> 00:43:20,826 Your own brotherhood... 643 00:43:20,827 --> 00:43:22,000 soul sisters. 644 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000 Let me out! 645 00:43:33,068 --> 00:43:35,551 Let me out! 646 00:43:35,620 --> 00:43:37,826 Let me out! 647 00:43:37,827 --> 00:43:39,620 Let me out! 648 00:44:08,655 --> 00:44:11,550 Oh my God! Anderson, are you alive? 649 00:44:11,551 --> 00:44:14,792 Tell me honestly, Sergeant. I will die? 650 00:44:14,793 --> 00:44:16,723 No, no. 651 00:44:16,724 --> 00:44:18,895 You'll be fine. 652 00:44:18,896 --> 00:44:21,447 My legs. I can't feel my legs. 653 00:44:21,448 --> 00:44:23,757 Why can't I feel my legs? 654 00:44:23,758 --> 00:44:25,999 Y-You're in shock. Everything will be fine. 655 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,550 It's all getting dark. 656 00:44:27,551 --> 00:44:30,343 So, so dark. 657 00:44:30,344 --> 00:44:32,516 Oh, damn, he's dead. 658 00:44:32,517 --> 00:44:34,205 I really thought he was going to make it. 659 00:44:34,206 --> 00:44:37,172 Alright, no one else was bitten in half by the rat monster. 660 00:45:15,310 --> 00:45:17,895 ♪ No ♪ 661 00:45:17,896 --> 00:45:20,034 ♪ That's right, boy ♪ 662 00:45:28,689 --> 00:45:32,378 Welcome, welcome. Welcome to "Ozzy's Dungeon", 663 00:45:32,379 --> 00:45:35,550 where boys and girls fight toe to toe 664 00:45:35,551 --> 00:45:38,792 for the opportunity to have your favorite wish granted. 665 00:45:38,793 --> 00:45:40,136 That's right, folks. 666 00:45:40,137 --> 00:45:43,274 Anything your heart desires can 667 00:45:43,275 --> 00:45:45,343 be yours if you go through the obstacle course 668 00:45:45,344 --> 00:45:48,585 not Dungeon Ozzy. 669 00:45:48,586 --> 00:45:52,033 Let's start with our first challenge! 670 00:45:52,034 --> 00:45:54,826 Are you ready? OK. 671 00:45:54,827 --> 00:45:56,757 AND... 672 00:45:56,758 --> 00:46:00,586 Pop those balloons! 673 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,931 Oh come on la. 674 00:46:05,724 --> 00:46:08,585 What do you want? 675 00:46:08,586 --> 00:46:11,826 I want to be a basketball player 676 00:46:11,827 --> 00:46:13,654 most famous and best in the world. 677 00:46:13,655 --> 00:46:15,550 You don't want to drown, fool. 678 00:46:15,551 --> 00:46:17,378 He's going to be fine, guys. 679 00:46:17,379 --> 00:46:21,343 That's what Ozzy Dungeon, dungeon does. 680 00:46:21,344 --> 00:46:25,067 Here we go with our first class team 681 00:46:25,068 --> 00:46:26,654 Aid always on hand to take care of the boys 682 00:46:26,655 --> 00:46:30,171 and girls who can trip and fall. 683 00:46:30,172 --> 00:46:31,205 They will be... 684 00:46:31,206 --> 00:46:33,585 They will be fine eventually. 685 00:46:33,586 --> 00:46:35,619 Oh. 686 00:46:35,620 --> 00:46:40,067 I think my stomach is trying to tell me something. 687 00:46:40,068 --> 00:46:42,654 Anyone else hungry out there? 688 00:46:42,655 --> 00:46:43,896 - I! - I! 689 00:46:45,758 --> 00:46:49,274 OK then! 690 00:46:49,275 --> 00:46:51,274 Who hasn't seen this movie? 691 00:46:51,275 --> 00:46:54,033 Now our first team to catch 692 00:46:54,034 --> 00:46:55,447 successfully one of these delicious, 693 00:46:55,448 --> 00:46:59,550 beautiful coxas from peru no bucket com a boca 694 00:46:59,551 --> 00:47:01,240 will go to the next round. 695 00:47:01,241 --> 00:47:03,619 Let's start. 696 00:47:03,620 --> 00:47:05,964 Ready and... 697 00:47:05,965 --> 00:47:09,240 Get that meat! 698 00:47:09,241 --> 00:47:10,585 It was pretty close, Blue team. 699 00:47:10,586 --> 00:47:13,033 Ah, team Amarela, let's have it 700 00:47:13,034 --> 00:47:14,895 open that mouth a little more. 701 00:47:14,896 --> 00:47:16,171 Oh come on la. 702 00:47:16,172 --> 00:47:18,793 Come on. Let's open that mouth. 703 00:47:26,724 --> 00:47:31,619 Oh, and we have a winner. 704 00:47:31,620 --> 00:47:33,757 Largue. Largue! 705 00:47:33,758 --> 00:47:37,205 Good girl. Tell us her name and where she's from. 706 00:47:37,206 --> 00:47:39,447 Donna, and I'm from Detroit, Michigan. 707 00:47:39,448 --> 00:47:41,895 Oh, Donna gives big D. 708 00:47:41,896 --> 00:47:44,585 Well, you traveled a lot to get here, didn't you? 709 00:47:44,586 --> 00:47:48,378 Mm-hmm. We drove all the way here. 710 00:47:48,379 --> 00:47:50,447 - Did you drive? - Hm-hm. 711 00:47:50,448 --> 00:47:51,654 In a car? 712 00:47:51,655 --> 00:47:54,137 What? You can't afford to fly? 713 00:47:57,344 --> 00:47:59,033 - We're actually doing... - Right. 714 00:47:59,034 --> 00:48:02,757 So, now you know how difficult the next challenge is, don't you? 715 00:48:02,758 --> 00:48:05,309 Hmm? Now, many people cannot. 716 00:48:05,310 --> 00:48:09,412 In fact, nobody can, Donna. 717 00:48:09,413 --> 00:48:10,481 But I have a hunch. 718 00:48:10,482 --> 00:48:12,516 Oh yes, I have a hunch. 719 00:48:12,517 --> 00:48:14,619 And that feeling starts at my feet. 720 00:48:14,620 --> 00:48:18,723 And it goes higher and higher, and higher and higher. 721 00:48:18,724 --> 00:48:20,309 Anyone else feel this? 722 00:48:20,310 --> 00:48:22,964 Oh yeah. 723 00:48:22,965 --> 00:48:24,930 Oh can you feel it Donna? 724 00:48:24,931 --> 00:48:26,171 Now tell me. 725 00:48:26,172 --> 00:48:28,412 What makes you think you're better than everyone else 726 00:48:28,413 --> 00:48:31,930 the boys and girls who came before you? 727 00:48:31,931 --> 00:48:37,550 Well, my family says I can do anything. 728 00:48:37,551 --> 00:48:39,309 I put my mind to it. 729 00:48:39,310 --> 00:48:41,068 I know I can. 730 00:48:42,758 --> 00:48:44,171 Right. Of course. 731 00:48:44,172 --> 00:48:45,619 We'll see. 732 00:48:45,620 --> 00:48:46,757 I like that. 733 00:48:46,758 --> 00:48:48,136 Okay, well Donna, let's just 734 00:48:48,137 --> 00:48:51,550 say that fate smiled on you 735 00:48:51,551 --> 00:48:57,896 and by some absurd miracle you make it to the end... 736 00:48:58,965 --> 00:49:01,171 What will you wish for? 737 00:49:01,172 --> 00:49:02,551 I will wish... 738 00:49:05,758 --> 00:49:08,862 Any talent lurking out there that I should know about? 739 00:49:19,655 --> 00:49:22,585 And welcome back to "Ozzy's Dungeon". 740 00:49:22,586 --> 00:49:24,792 I'm here with the two remaining contestants. 741 00:49:24,793 --> 00:49:28,378 We got Donna from the big D, Detroit, 742 00:49:28,379 --> 00:49:31,067 Michigan and Timmy of the City of Angels, 743 00:49:31,068 --> 00:49:33,171 Los Angeles California. 744 00:49:33,172 --> 00:49:37,068 Okay, so who's ready for the ultimate challenge? 745 00:49:41,379 --> 00:49:43,274 Okay kids, let's start doing 746 00:49:43,275 --> 00:49:48,033 our way through Ozzy's holes 747 00:49:48,034 --> 00:49:50,481 and make our way back to find 748 00:49:50,482 --> 00:49:53,619 a flag hidden in the cracked rock. 749 00:49:53,620 --> 00:49:57,861 Then we climb the ladder and go through the mouth hole and 750 00:49:57,862 --> 00:50:04,378 down the throat, ending up in this disgusting, dirty stomach. 751 00:50:04,379 --> 00:50:06,757 And then through the green gelatin, 752 00:50:06,758 --> 00:50:08,274 let's look and let's find 753 00:50:08,275 --> 00:50:09,826 ourselves a red flag. 754 00:50:09,827 --> 00:50:11,033 And with that red flag, 755 00:50:11,034 --> 00:50:13,033 let's crawl with our hands 756 00:50:13,034 --> 00:50:15,619 and knees through the large intestine, and in 757 00:50:15,620 --> 00:50:20,205 then along the poop chute escape route. 758 00:50:20,206 --> 00:50:21,757 Eca! 759 00:50:21,758 --> 00:50:23,516 Now if you beat the clock, and you give it to me 760 00:50:23,517 --> 00:50:27,447 the red flag before time runs out, 761 00:50:27,448 --> 00:50:29,550 you will be the first contestant 762 00:50:29,551 --> 00:50:32,447 to reach the dungeon, 763 00:50:32,448 --> 00:50:36,826 meet Ozzy and have that favorite wish... 764 00:50:36,827 --> 00:50:38,378 guaranteed. 765 00:50:38,379 --> 00:50:40,861 Try! 766 00:50:40,862 --> 00:50:46,309 Okay, now before anything else, 767 00:50:46,310 --> 00:50:48,067 let's have a minute on the clock, please. 768 00:50:48,068 --> 00:50:52,171 Wait, children, wait. Wait until I speak. 769 00:50:52,172 --> 00:50:54,585 In your brands... 770 00:50:54,586 --> 00:50:57,067 get ready... 771 00:50:57,068 --> 00:50:59,619 They go! Through the holes. 772 00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:02,309 And they're out through the... Oh! 773 00:51:02,310 --> 00:51:04,516 Timmy, what a horrible start to the game. 774 00:51:04,517 --> 00:51:06,481 Come on. This is a terrible start. 775 00:51:06,482 --> 00:51:09,516 Now go get or bring that flag. Let's get going. 776 00:51:09,517 --> 00:51:12,343 Oh, Donna already got the 777 00:51:12,344 --> 00:51:14,067 red flag and climbed the ladder. 778 00:51:14,068 --> 00:51:15,619 Come on dear! 779 00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:18,619 And here it goes down the throat. 780 00:51:18,620 --> 00:51:21,102 All right, let's look for that red flag. 781 00:51:21,103 --> 00:51:23,033 Oh, Timmy is dating lacuna. 782 00:51:23,034 --> 00:51:25,688 Oh, adventurer. Very good, Timmy. 783 00:51:25,689 --> 00:51:27,378 You really did. 784 00:51:27,379 --> 00:51:30,378 All right guys, we don't want to get the uniform dirty. 785 00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:32,861 We found... Oh, God, you've got the flag. 786 00:51:32,862 --> 00:51:34,447 In the gut you go now. 787 00:51:34,448 --> 00:51:37,619 Timmy is not very good. 788 00:51:37,620 --> 00:51:40,205 One of those... There he goes. 789 00:51:40,206 --> 00:51:43,412 Oh, Timmy almost stood there for a second. 790 00:51:43,413 --> 00:51:45,585 Okay, let's see who will come out of this 791 00:51:45,586 --> 00:51:49,654 big long pink hole first. 792 00:51:49,655 --> 00:51:51,895 Who will come out of the intestine 793 00:51:51,896 --> 00:51:54,067 long and winding first? 794 00:51:54,068 --> 00:51:55,999 Oh, there she is. 795 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,516 It's Donna leaving... 796 00:51:57,517 --> 00:52:00,551 Ooh, someone got hurt. 797 00:52:02,068 --> 00:52:04,309 No! No, Donna! 798 00:52:04,310 --> 00:52:06,102 Donna! No, let me go there! 799 00:52:06,103 --> 00:52:07,895 I'll get Timmy! You can not do that! 800 00:52:07,896 --> 00:52:09,757 Have Jesus. 801 00:52:09,758 --> 00:52:11,758 We may need a band-aid. 802 00:52:13,586 --> 00:52:16,309 Oh, for love. Don't put that in my shoes. 803 00:52:16,310 --> 00:52:18,171 Do not do it. Here it is. 804 00:52:18,172 --> 00:52:20,689 You're out, carry on. Come on, Donna. 805 00:52:31,758 --> 00:52:33,205 Stop the game, please. 806 00:52:33,206 --> 00:52:34,619 Please stop the game! 807 00:52:34,620 --> 00:52:36,340 - Wait, your mother! - Please stop the game! 808 00:52:48,241 --> 00:52:49,481 Donna arriving. 809 00:52:49,482 --> 00:52:52,206 Ooh, someone got hurt. 810 00:52:55,137 --> 00:52:56,274 Donna arriving. 811 00:52:56,275 --> 00:52:58,896 Ooh, someone got hurt. 812 00:53:01,103 --> 00:53:02,343 Donna arriving. 813 00:53:02,344 --> 00:53:05,034 Ooh, someone got hurt. 814 00:53:06,931 --> 00:53:08,826 No, Donna! 815 00:53:08,827 --> 00:53:10,068 Donna! 816 00:53:24,172 --> 00:53:26,654 Throw that shit. 817 00:53:26,655 --> 00:53:28,379 Yes mom. 818 00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:35,688 Do you know where you are? 819 00:53:35,689 --> 00:53:37,378 Huh? 820 00:53:37,379 --> 00:53:38,551 Hum? 821 00:53:40,206 --> 00:53:42,586 Does none of this look familiar to you? 822 00:53:43,931 --> 00:53:45,309 This is my set. 823 00:53:45,310 --> 00:53:47,379 It's a pretty good replica, huh? 824 00:53:50,241 --> 00:53:53,136 Oh come on la 825 00:53:53,137 --> 00:53:55,171 You will hurt Marcus' feelings. 826 00:53:55,172 --> 00:53:57,585 - He worked really hard on it. - Marcus? 827 00:53:57,586 --> 00:53:59,619 - Didn't you, honey? - I don't know any Marcus. 828 00:53:59,620 --> 00:54:02,654 Yes. 829 00:54:02,655 --> 00:54:04,550 Okay, how about Donna, my daughter? 830 00:54:04,551 --> 00:54:06,447 - Who? - From Detroit? 831 00:54:06,448 --> 00:54:08,517 I don't know a Donna from Detroit. 832 00:54:12,827 --> 00:54:14,206 We have a lot of kids on set. 833 00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:16,861 How many were made? 834 00:54:16,862 --> 00:54:18,205 Ah! 835 00:54:18,206 --> 00:54:22,413 You signed the waiver. You signed a waiver. 836 00:54:26,034 --> 00:54:28,965 Everyone... everyone signs a waiver. 837 00:54:31,482 --> 00:54:33,999 Baby? 838 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,379 Baby? Come on, dear. 839 00:54:39,689 --> 00:54:44,171 Who cares about a goddamn quit, bro? 840 00:54:44,172 --> 00:54:46,033 Honey, honey, your blood pressure. 841 00:54:46,034 --> 00:54:47,792 - Mommy? - I just... 842 00:54:47,793 --> 00:54:50,792 I think I just need to take this shirt off. 843 00:54:50,793 --> 00:54:51,965 You fucked up. 844 00:54:56,517 --> 00:54:59,275 Barely... 845 00:55:00,931 --> 00:55:03,102 Oh my God. 846 00:55:03,103 --> 00:55:06,861 What are you doing? 847 00:55:06,862 --> 00:55:08,274 That's better. 848 00:55:08,275 --> 00:55:10,861 Do you know what it looked like to me? 849 00:55:10,862 --> 00:55:14,447 It's just that you motherfuckers created a track 850 00:55:14,448 --> 00:55:18,240 impossible obstacles that shattered a little star. 851 00:55:18,241 --> 00:55:20,033 She would be the only one. 852 00:55:20,034 --> 00:55:22,688 She will be the one to leave. 853 00:55:22,689 --> 00:55:24,447 He is well. 854 00:55:24,448 --> 00:55:26,103 But look at that leg! 855 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,344 Show him that mutilated bitch! 856 00:55:32,793 --> 00:55:35,309 - Live? live? - Ah! 857 00:55:35,310 --> 00:55:38,688 Because it seems...? 858 00:55:38,689 --> 00:55:41,379 Nobody wants to see that on the big screen. 859 00:55:44,068 --> 00:55:46,585 What does it look like? 860 00:55:46,586 --> 00:55:48,964 - I don't know. It looks... - What does it look like? Say! 861 00:55:48,965 --> 00:55:52,895 - I don't know, it looks like... - It looks like dog meat! 862 00:55:52,896 --> 00:55:55,068 Looks like puppy meat, okay? 863 00:55:56,344 --> 00:55:59,688 Fuck you, you idiot. 864 00:55:59,689 --> 00:56:02,205 Don't do it, honey. 865 00:56:02,206 --> 00:56:03,999 I'm sorry. 866 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:07,412 We almost had a winner before everything was cancelled. 867 00:56:07,413 --> 00:56:10,895 Okay, I mean the show is not rigged. 868 00:56:10,896 --> 00:56:15,171 Your showbiz, motherfuckers from LA leave my 869 00:56:15,172 --> 00:56:16,447 pussy drier than the Sahary desert. 870 00:56:16,448 --> 00:56:19,171 - Sarah, dear. - Cala to mouth. 871 00:56:19,172 --> 00:56:23,930 Oh fuck. 872 00:56:23,931 --> 00:56:26,516 Let's just... 873 00:56:26,517 --> 00:56:28,654 - Suffice it to say it's not manipulated. - No. 874 00:56:28,655 --> 00:56:30,378 Can't you prove this theory? 875 00:56:30,379 --> 00:56:31,757 - Or what? - Huh?! 876 00:56:31,758 --> 00:56:34,033 What? What the fuck are you talking about? 877 00:56:34,034 --> 00:56:37,240 Fred, swallow me or mug. 878 00:56:37,241 --> 00:56:39,481 Q-Which? 879 00:56:39,482 --> 00:56:42,723 One who has no water. 880 00:56:42,724 --> 00:56:44,964 You can't do this, honey. 881 00:56:44,965 --> 00:56:46,309 I won't say it again. 882 00:56:46,310 --> 00:56:48,896 The fuck is in it? Huh? 883 00:56:50,103 --> 00:56:51,930 What the fuck is there? 884 00:56:51,931 --> 00:56:53,964 I didn't tell you I'd get your cast 885 00:56:53,965 --> 00:56:55,447 dreams if you did what i told you to do? 886 00:56:55,448 --> 00:56:56,550 - Yea. - Cum? 887 00:56:56,551 --> 00:56:58,274 My people know I'm here. 888 00:56:58,275 --> 00:57:00,343 They're going to come after me, you know, right? 889 00:57:00,344 --> 00:57:02,378 They will come after me. What the fuck is this? 890 00:57:02,379 --> 00:57:04,102 oh! Club! 891 00:57:04,103 --> 00:57:06,585 - Honey! - Keep that shit away from me. 892 00:57:06,586 --> 00:57:09,379 Raise-o. 893 00:57:10,862 --> 00:57:14,619 Look, if we give every kid their wish, we'd be fucked. 894 00:57:14,620 --> 00:57:16,585 You know we're without a budget. 895 00:57:16,586 --> 00:57:18,205 Ah! 896 00:57:18,206 --> 00:57:20,861 Oh, what's the problem? Huh? 897 00:57:20,862 --> 00:57:23,964 Are you worried about your beautiful 898 00:57:23,965 --> 00:57:25,274 face bubbling and melting on my floor? 899 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:28,067 - Just... - Huh? 900 00:57:28,068 --> 00:57:29,585 Smell it! 901 00:57:29,586 --> 00:57:32,723 Ooh. 902 00:57:32,724 --> 00:57:36,999 Welcome, welcome, welcome. 903 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,999 What the fuck are you doing? 904 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,205 This is the first challenge. 905 00:57:42,206 --> 00:57:45,274 No, no. No, I need a helmet! 906 00:57:45,275 --> 00:57:47,792 - Three two one! - No, untie me! 907 00:57:47,793 --> 00:57:50,896 - Untie me! - To charge! 908 00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:56,275 Oh! Oh fuck! 909 00:58:03,862 --> 00:58:06,343 Are you ready for our next challenge? 910 00:58:06,344 --> 00:58:08,136 Huh? 911 00:58:08,137 --> 00:58:10,309 Are you hungry? 912 00:58:10,310 --> 00:58:13,137 Because it's lunch time! 913 00:58:15,275 --> 00:58:16,895 - Very good. - What the hell is that? 914 00:58:16,896 --> 00:58:21,033 Three two one! 915 00:58:21,034 --> 00:58:24,895 Get that meat! 916 00:58:24,896 --> 00:58:26,240 No! No! No! 917 00:58:26,241 --> 00:58:28,654 - Wow! - No! 918 00:58:28,655 --> 00:58:30,723 Lets go Girl. 919 00:58:30,724 --> 00:58:32,067 - Here it is. - No! 920 00:58:32,068 --> 00:58:35,309 Takes it! Come on, doggy, get it! 921 00:58:35,310 --> 00:58:38,171 I really can't catch it. 922 00:58:38,172 --> 00:58:40,516 - Takes it. - I am trying! 923 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:43,205 - Takes it! - I am trying! 924 00:58:43,206 --> 00:58:46,171 Lets go Girl. Let me show you how to do this. 925 00:58:46,172 --> 00:58:47,586 I can't catch. 926 00:58:48,689 --> 00:58:50,827 You have to put it here and then... 927 00:58:52,620 --> 00:58:55,378 Just put everything in his mouth hole. 928 00:58:55,379 --> 00:58:57,895 Oh, that's right, doggie. 929 00:58:57,896 --> 00:58:59,136 It took very well. 930 00:58:59,137 --> 00:59:01,172 Oh shit. 931 00:59:02,758 --> 00:59:03,793 Ah. 932 00:59:16,310 --> 00:59:18,206 Brandon, get that damn camera off the floor. 933 00:59:24,827 --> 00:59:27,723 Okay, Mr. game show host. 934 00:59:27,724 --> 00:59:32,481 Now, when I say, you 're going to jump through these holes. 935 00:59:32,482 --> 00:59:35,585 Go up the ladder, up through the mouth, down the 936 00:59:35,586 --> 00:59:40,033 stomach slide to this pool here. 937 00:59:40,034 --> 00:59:41,550 Mm-mm-mmm. 938 00:59:41,551 --> 00:59:44,033 Oh my God. 939 00:59:44,034 --> 00:59:48,205 Then you will find a flag. 940 00:59:48,206 --> 00:59:50,378 when you find this 941 00:59:50,379 --> 00:59:52,930 flag, you will leave this way, 942 00:59:52,931 --> 00:59:55,999 go through the bowels, make your way through everyone 943 00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:01,206 your slides and slides until you reach the exit. 944 01:00:03,034 --> 01:00:04,965 You have 60 seconds. 945 01:00:15,034 --> 01:00:18,137 What is all this brown stuff? 946 01:00:19,482 --> 01:00:21,586 Well, it sure isn't bean sauce. 947 01:00:24,655 --> 01:00:26,586 What if I don't finish? 948 01:00:28,379 --> 01:00:29,862 No! 949 01:00:34,413 --> 01:00:36,343 - Get ready. - Okay. 950 01:00:37,344 --> 01:00:39,655 Ready, go! 951 01:00:42,310 --> 01:00:45,586 Come on doggy, come on. 952 01:00:46,827 --> 01:00:50,379 Run that run, run that run, run that run! 953 01:00:52,172 --> 01:00:54,379 Here it is. 954 01:00:56,551 --> 01:00:57,723 Try! 955 01:00:57,724 --> 01:01:00,895 I can not. I can not. 956 01:01:00,896 --> 01:01:02,551 You still have more things to do! 957 01:01:06,965 --> 01:01:08,654 Go under the poop shooter. 958 01:01:08,655 --> 01:01:12,171 I don't think I can get through this. 959 01:01:12,172 --> 01:01:14,103 Go through everything. 960 01:01:20,896 --> 01:01:22,826 Oh oh oh. 961 01:01:22,827 --> 01:01:24,930 Time is running out. 962 01:01:24,931 --> 01:01:27,413 Will he make it? 963 01:01:32,827 --> 01:01:34,102 Through the shit city. 964 01:01:34,103 --> 01:01:35,964 Go under. 965 01:01:35,965 --> 01:01:38,033 I am going. I am going. 966 01:01:38,034 --> 01:01:40,931 I can do this. I can do this. 967 01:01:47,965 --> 01:01:52,033 I achieved! I achieved! I achieved! 968 01:01:52,034 --> 01:01:54,309 I won your stupid game. 969 01:01:54,310 --> 01:01:56,102 I just couldn't do it, could I, son? 970 01:01:56,103 --> 01:01:59,343 I beat the fucking clock. 971 01:01:59,344 --> 01:02:01,171 I beat the fucking clock. 972 01:02:01,172 --> 01:02:03,068 You are a few seconds late. 973 01:02:07,034 --> 01:02:09,724 I'm very sorry. 974 01:02:11,068 --> 01:02:13,619 Brandon, get up-o. 975 01:02:13,620 --> 01:02:14,620 No! 976 01:02:18,586 --> 01:02:20,205 No winners. 977 01:02:20,206 --> 01:02:24,102 No wishes. 978 01:02:24,103 --> 01:02:25,447 Just pain. 979 01:02:25,448 --> 01:02:27,757 - What is this? - What is this? 980 01:02:27,758 --> 01:02:29,688 What is this thing? What is this? 981 01:02:29,689 --> 01:02:31,172 What is this? 982 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,102 Wishes. 983 01:02:36,103 --> 01:02:39,585 This is all about wishes, right? Right? 984 01:02:39,586 --> 01:02:43,447 I can help make her wish come true. I can help you. 985 01:02:43,448 --> 01:02:45,792 Are you fucking with me now? 986 01:02:45,793 --> 01:02:47,067 No, no. 987 01:02:47,068 --> 01:02:49,757 I thought Ozzy was out of this world, cancelled. 988 01:02:49,758 --> 01:02:53,757 I know where is. 989 01:02:53,758 --> 01:02:55,516 I know where is. 990 01:02:55,517 --> 01:03:00,067 Baby, does this thing do super close-ups? 991 01:03:00,068 --> 01:03:02,447 'Cause I'm going to show you all how to make a damn... 992 01:03:02,448 --> 01:03:05,205 No! No! I'll take you to him! 993 01:03:05,206 --> 01:03:08,068 I'll take you to him! 994 01:03:09,689 --> 01:03:11,379 I will take you to him. 995 01:03:27,965 --> 01:03:29,172 what the hell? 996 01:03:32,103 --> 01:03:38,171 The security got a little…robust. 997 01:03:38,172 --> 01:03:41,067 Okay, okay. Everything is fine. 998 01:03:41,068 --> 01:03:43,757 We can't get in here anymore. 999 01:03:43,758 --> 01:03:45,481 We have to go deep hairs. 1000 01:03:45,482 --> 01:03:47,585 What the fuck do you mean he can't go this way? 1001 01:03:47,586 --> 01:03:49,241 Club. 1002 01:03:55,896 --> 01:03:59,171 Do you remember that, Donna? 1003 01:03:59,172 --> 01:04:00,688 Don't talk to him, honey. 1004 01:04:00,689 --> 01:04:02,378 He is well. Everything is fine. 1005 01:04:02,379 --> 01:04:03,895 You leave my girl alone. 1006 01:04:03,896 --> 01:04:05,482 You've done enough. 1007 01:04:20,137 --> 01:04:21,689 He is well. 1008 01:04:25,034 --> 01:04:26,861 Do you trust this guy, baby? 1009 01:04:26,862 --> 01:04:28,964 Of course not, but it is 1010 01:04:28,965 --> 01:04:30,245 here we have to be. 1011 01:04:37,827 --> 01:04:39,172 Oh shit. 1012 01:04:48,482 --> 01:04:49,586 Oh shit. 1013 01:04:56,034 --> 01:04:58,274 - Go ahead, honey. - OK. 1014 01:04:58,275 --> 01:05:00,895 Go ahead, I'll follow you. 1015 01:05:00,896 --> 01:05:03,481 All right, Donna baby. 1016 01:05:03,482 --> 01:05:07,205 Mom said she 'll get your wish. 1017 01:05:07,206 --> 01:05:08,655 I will get your wish. 1018 01:05:20,965 --> 01:05:23,447 This is a real cave. 1019 01:05:23,448 --> 01:05:26,723 What the fuck do you mean by a real cave? 1020 01:05:26,724 --> 01:05:29,033 I had never walked through the door before. 1021 01:05:29,034 --> 01:05:31,447 Oh shit. 1022 01:05:31,448 --> 01:05:33,171 We'll be fine. 1023 01:05:33,172 --> 01:05:36,723 I guarantee I'm meaner than anything we'll find here. 1024 01:05:36,724 --> 01:05:42,757 We want that new car and $10... $15 million. OK? 1025 01:05:42,758 --> 01:05:44,930 Don't promise her all these things. 1026 01:05:44,931 --> 01:05:47,757 Shit to mouth, Vinn. 1027 01:05:47,758 --> 01:05:50,068 Yes, Mom, I'm scared. 1028 01:05:52,965 --> 01:05:55,481 It's so dark here. 1029 01:05:55,482 --> 01:05:58,274 Can you hear this song baby? 1030 01:05:58,275 --> 01:05:59,482 - Mnh-mnh. - No? 1031 01:06:01,172 --> 01:06:02,999 What... What? 1032 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,757 What is that? 1033 01:06:05,758 --> 01:06:06,862 Baby? 1034 01:06:12,137 --> 01:06:13,172 Wait. 1035 01:06:16,620 --> 01:06:17,896 Wait. 1036 01:06:21,827 --> 01:06:24,068 What? 1037 01:06:28,517 --> 01:06:29,826 Here. 1038 01:06:29,827 --> 01:06:31,205 He is well. 1039 01:06:31,206 --> 01:06:32,240 What are you doing? 1040 01:06:32,241 --> 01:06:33,655 He is well. 1041 01:06:35,689 --> 01:06:37,517 He knows my aura. 1042 01:07:24,827 --> 01:07:26,482 Make it a good wish, girl. 1043 01:08:06,310 --> 01:08:09,516 Mommy Daddy? What the hell is that? 1044 01:08:09,517 --> 01:08:10,965 Mom, Dad, what... 1045 01:08:19,965 --> 01:08:22,171 - What the hell is that? - No! 1046 01:08:22,172 --> 01:08:25,930 - Jesus! - Mommy! 1047 01:08:25,931 --> 01:08:27,309 Papi! 1048 01:08:27,310 --> 01:08:28,550 What the hell?! 1049 01:08:28,551 --> 01:08:30,310 What... What the hell is she... 1050 01:08:32,310 --> 01:08:34,550 Get down, get down. 1051 01:08:34,551 --> 01:08:36,757 Which...? 1052 01:08:36,758 --> 01:08:38,136 I don't understand. 1053 01:08:38,137 --> 01:08:40,517 What the fuck is going on? 1054 01:08:42,965 --> 01:08:44,275 Oh! 1055 01:08:47,586 --> 01:08:50,137 What did you do, bitch?! What did you wish for?! 1056 01:09:30,103 --> 01:09:32,895 What the fuck are you doing, loser? 1057 01:09:32,896 --> 01:09:34,171 Hey. Hey, is that my camera? 1058 01:09:34,172 --> 01:09:35,612 No, don't put your hand... 1059 01:09:43,896 --> 01:09:45,379 No. 1060 01:09:49,137 --> 01:09:50,826 No. 1061 01:09:51,827 --> 01:09:53,826 Oh. Oh, do you like it? 1062 01:09:53,827 --> 01:09:56,688 Oh, do you like these? Yes, I thought you would. 1063 01:09:56,689 --> 01:09:59,274 Yes, I'm a big boy. 1064 01:09:59,275 --> 01:10:01,931 Oh, do you like big boys? Yes, I thought you would. 1065 01:10:03,655 --> 01:10:07,619 Someone better call the vet, these pythons are sick. 1066 01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:09,378 Did you say something, honey? 1067 01:10:09,379 --> 01:10:11,619 Yes, yes, yes, no... Don't come in. 1068 01:10:11,620 --> 01:10:13,343 Do not do it. I am studying. 1069 01:10:13,344 --> 01:10:15,930 OK. What do you want for lunch? 1070 01:10:15,931 --> 01:10:17,723 Hot Pockets. 1071 01:10:17,724 --> 01:10:20,206 God, of course. 1072 01:10:42,482 --> 01:10:45,517 Holy crap. 1073 01:10:49,034 --> 01:10:51,343 No no. No. No! No! 1074 01:10:51,344 --> 01:10:54,067 Hey, you there. Come on... Is that a camera? 1075 01:10:54,068 --> 01:10:56,412 No... I'll tell your parents. 1076 01:10:56,413 --> 01:10:58,102 No! 1077 01:10:58,103 --> 01:10:59,793 What a drug! 1078 01:11:05,034 --> 01:11:06,793 No, shh, shh, shh. 1079 01:11:13,448 --> 01:11:14,758 Sh, sh. 1080 01:11:24,448 --> 01:11:26,689 Hey, should we get the cream? 1081 01:11:42,517 --> 01:11:44,379 Do it again, do it again. 1082 01:11:48,310 --> 01:11:50,309 Oh! 1083 01:11:50,310 --> 01:11:53,481 - Fucking shit. - Bonner. 1084 01:11:53,482 --> 01:11:55,447 - Boner, what happened, bro? - What happened friend? 1085 01:11:55,448 --> 01:11:57,033 - You got me. - Did you just come on yourself? 1086 01:11:57,034 --> 01:11:59,516 Was that cool, bro? 1087 01:11:59,517 --> 01:12:02,102 Wow, man, this is crazy. 1088 01:12:02,103 --> 01:12:03,103 - Wow. - What the hell is that? 1089 01:12:03,104 --> 01:12:06,136 Wow, what is this? 1090 01:12:06,137 --> 01:12:07,826 What... hey. 1091 01:12:07,827 --> 01:12:10,481 Ah, man, that's a gnarled snake, bro. 1092 01:12:10,482 --> 01:12:11,965 An anaconda. 1093 01:12:14,034 --> 01:12:15,343 Look at that strip, man. 1094 01:12:15,344 --> 01:12:17,757 Oh! 1095 01:12:17,758 --> 01:12:19,861 - Hey! - Eca! Shit, hand. 1096 01:12:19,862 --> 01:12:21,861 Hey, Boner, I'll give you 50 cents if you eat right now. 1097 01:12:21,862 --> 01:12:23,982 I'll fuck your mother for 50 cents, bro. 1098 01:12:26,344 --> 01:12:28,481 Oh! 1099 01:12:28,482 --> 01:12:30,136 I don't believe this boy. 1100 01:12:30,137 --> 01:12:33,033 Hey, after that, we should head upstairs to Blockbuster, yeah? 1101 01:12:33,034 --> 01:12:34,343 No, man, RadioShack is way better. 1102 01:12:34,344 --> 01:12:36,205 No, man, I was there yesterday. 1103 01:12:36,206 --> 01:12:38,274 Not. You're traveling, bro. 1104 01:12:38,275 --> 01:12:39,955 Bro, do you know who they look like to me? 1105 01:12:40,724 --> 01:12:42,033 Oh shit. 1106 01:12:42,034 --> 01:12:43,171 - Club. - Expensive. 1107 01:12:43,172 --> 01:12:45,034 Brother, are you okay? 1108 01:12:46,896 --> 01:12:49,171 - I am fine. - Oh! 1109 01:12:51,689 --> 01:12:53,688 - Oh shit. I-is this normal? - No, no. 1110 01:12:54,793 --> 01:12:56,999 Dave, it's not real. There's no way... 1111 01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:58,912 Okay, I'm telling you, it's real. 1112 01:12:58,913 --> 01:12:59,223 And y'all need to take this shit more seriously. 1113 01:12:59,224 --> 01:13:00,824 - Okay, right. - Yes, that would be crazy. 1114 01:13:01,948 --> 01:13:03,257 Okay, you know what? Just observe. 1115 01:13:03,258 --> 01:13:04,878 The New Year will come and all the unbelievers will 1116 01:13:04,879 --> 01:13:06,257 fuck off, and there's no way in hell 1117 01:13:06,258 --> 01:13:07,671 that I'm going to make you, any of you sick even. 1118 01:13:07,672 --> 01:13:09,223 Not Y2K bomb coat. 1119 01:13:09,224 --> 01:13:11,843 Oh no. What are we going to do without... 1120 01:13:11,844 --> 01:13:13,981 Or Boner's bomb coat, face. 1121 01:13:13,982 --> 01:13:15,154 - Open door. - Cale-se. 1122 01:13:15,155 --> 01:13:16,326 Hey, what the fuck are you writing? 1123 01:13:16,327 --> 01:13:17,843 My supplies, okay? 1124 01:13:17,844 --> 01:13:20,774 I need to have PT, condom, obviously, and then... 1125 01:13:20,775 --> 01:13:22,602 - Why? - How so why? 1126 01:13:22,603 --> 01:13:23,947 I think the end of the world is over 1127 01:13:23,948 --> 01:13:25,292 likely than you get laid, bro. 1128 01:13:25,293 --> 01:13:27,361 100 percent, man. 1129 01:13:27,362 --> 01:13:29,188 - This is the stupidest... - It will work. 1130 01:13:29,189 --> 01:13:31,705 - This is the stupidest... - It will work! 1131 01:13:31,706 --> 01:13:33,016 You are a fucking idiot. 1132 01:13:33,017 --> 01:13:35,050 Dude, it sure works. 1133 01:13:35,051 --> 01:13:37,878 Eu vi em "Candid Camera". 1134 01:13:37,879 --> 01:13:38,947 God. 1135 01:13:38,948 --> 01:13:41,120 Look, it's practically invisible. 1136 01:13:43,431 --> 01:13:44,741 Hey, guys. Hey. 1137 01:13:47,258 --> 01:13:49,672 - Follow me. - All right, calm down, bro. 1138 01:14:01,534 --> 01:14:04,050 He is fine? 1139 01:14:04,051 --> 01:14:05,774 Hey, girls. 1140 01:14:05,775 --> 01:14:07,671 What's happening? How are you? 1141 01:14:07,672 --> 01:14:08,740 - Hey. - Hey. 1142 01:14:08,741 --> 01:14:10,809 What are your names? 1143 01:14:10,810 --> 01:14:14,119 I'm Cassidy, and this is Emma. 1144 01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:17,361 Cassidy, Emma, Emma, Cassidy. Legal. 1145 01:14:17,362 --> 01:14:19,947 My name is Breckie, and my friends call me Brex. 1146 01:14:19,948 --> 01:14:23,223 Like music and such. Um, I have a question for you. 1147 01:14:23,224 --> 01:14:25,430 Hmm, I'm with some friends 1148 01:14:25,431 --> 01:14:26,705 here, but we are hungry. 1149 01:14:26,706 --> 01:14:28,809 - Is that a camera? - No. 1150 01:14:28,810 --> 01:14:30,361 - Are you serious? - No, no. 1151 01:14:30,362 --> 01:14:33,257 Wow, you are so perverted. You little worm. 1152 01:14:33,258 --> 01:14:34,567 Yeah, you better run, you worm. 1153 01:14:34,568 --> 01:14:35,706 I liked your dress! 1154 01:14:52,189 --> 01:14:53,637 Oh yeah. 1155 01:14:56,189 --> 01:14:58,086 Oh shit. 1156 01:15:27,086 --> 01:15:31,120 - So fucking hot. - Shit. 1157 01:15:41,741 --> 01:15:43,534 Go Go. 1158 01:15:45,224 --> 01:15:48,981 Oh my God. You weren't lying. 1159 01:15:48,982 --> 01:15:51,809 Man, she's been there every day since she moved. 1160 01:15:51,810 --> 01:15:54,119 How often can you clean a car? 1161 01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:57,809 I'm telling you, my new top three in hitting one, 1162 01:15:57,810 --> 01:15:59,981 Sarah Michelle Gellar, 1163 01:15:59,982 --> 01:16:02,809 Britney Spears and this girl over there. 1164 01:16:02,810 --> 01:16:05,050 You're so lucky you get to live across the street 1165 01:16:05,051 --> 01:16:07,223 - of that piece of ass. - Dude, I know, I know. 1166 01:16:07,224 --> 01:16:09,292 Look, she's bowing. Look. 1167 01:16:09,293 --> 01:16:10,672 - Oh. - Oh! 1168 01:16:13,534 --> 01:16:16,774 Hey guys, what are you doing? 1169 01:16:16,775 --> 01:16:18,395 - Boo! - Mind your own business, idiot. 1170 01:16:18,396 --> 01:16:19,947 Hey, what did I say about coming to my room 1171 01:16:19,948 --> 01:16:21,430 - sem be invited? - Come on, Dy. 1172 01:16:21,431 --> 01:16:22,912 - Outside! - I'm not intruding. 1173 01:16:22,913 --> 01:16:24,223 Now! 1174 01:16:24,224 --> 01:16:26,809 Drug. 1175 01:16:26,810 --> 01:16:28,257 Will he deliver? 1176 01:16:28,258 --> 01:16:30,119 No, we're holding your war hammer hostage. 1177 01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:30,982 We are well. 1178 01:16:30,983 --> 01:16:32,948 - Dude, let's go. - Incredible. 1179 01:16:34,913 --> 01:16:37,051 Holy crap! 1180 01:16:38,258 --> 01:16:40,464 Look at her hand on that hose, bro. 1181 01:16:40,465 --> 01:16:42,016 Look at that grip, man. 1182 01:16:42,017 --> 01:16:43,533 Oh yes, dear. 1183 01:16:43,534 --> 01:16:46,016 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - No! 1184 01:16:46,017 --> 01:16:47,671 - No! - No, move your van! 1185 01:16:47,672 --> 01:16:49,809 - Seriously, man? - Right in front. 1186 01:16:49,810 --> 01:16:51,326 It sucks, man. 1187 01:16:51,327 --> 01:16:53,430 - Damned. - Come on, honey. 1188 01:16:53,431 --> 01:16:56,671 - Hate this guy. - This sucks, bro. 1189 01:16:56,672 --> 01:16:58,981 Hey, pull your shorts up a little. 1190 01:16:58,982 --> 01:17:00,154 Ah, he has to prepare. 1191 01:17:00,155 --> 01:17:02,292 - No way, bro. - Hey dude. Hey. 1192 01:17:02,293 --> 01:17:04,223 - Ah, ele acha... - Come on. Let's go. 1193 01:17:04,224 --> 01:17:05,671 What does he think she will do? 1194 01:17:05,672 --> 01:17:07,947 - Brother. - Oh no, man. 1195 01:17:07,948 --> 01:17:11,567 You can see how disgusted she looks. 1196 01:17:11,568 --> 01:17:13,740 - Not that! There! - Oh shit! 1197 01:17:13,741 --> 01:17:15,430 - She... she just went... - Wait. 1198 01:17:15,431 --> 01:17:17,326 Is this a new Macintosh? 1199 01:17:17,327 --> 01:17:19,887 Is she trying... is she trying to fund my college? 1200 01:17:20,396 --> 01:17:21,671 You could make my sugar mom. 1201 01:17:21,672 --> 01:17:23,464 Oh, man, you're telling me, man. 1202 01:17:23,465 --> 01:17:25,602 Man, he's still talking to her. 1203 01:17:25,603 --> 01:17:26,947 - Loser. - Hey! 1204 01:17:26,948 --> 01:17:28,878 - She's leaving. - She can't hear you. 1205 01:17:28,879 --> 01:17:30,292 She's not interested. 1206 01:17:30,293 --> 01:17:33,671 - Sai, honey. - Now. It touches, hand. 1207 01:17:33,672 --> 01:17:35,602 - No! - No! 1208 01:17:35,603 --> 01:17:36,912 No chance dear! 1209 01:17:36,913 --> 01:17:39,533 Not the damn... oh! 1210 01:17:39,534 --> 01:17:42,050 Oh shit, man. 1211 01:17:42,051 --> 01:17:43,257 Oh shit. 1212 01:17:43,258 --> 01:17:45,362 - Get out of here. - Brother. 1213 01:17:48,568 --> 01:17:51,671 What's with all these weird statues? 1214 01:17:51,672 --> 01:17:53,809 Maybe her family is European? 1215 01:17:53,810 --> 01:17:56,774 They are elegant and sexually liberal. 1216 01:17:56,775 --> 01:17:58,603 - Mm. - Oh. 1217 01:18:02,155 --> 01:18:05,395 Dude, that's what I'm talking about. 1218 01:18:05,396 --> 01:18:06,556 I think I'm in love. 1219 01:18:09,672 --> 01:18:11,395 - Oh. - Oh my God. 1220 01:18:11,396 --> 01:18:13,809 She's going to take a shower. Go Go go. 1221 01:18:13,810 --> 01:18:16,326 - Please please please. - She's going to be naked. 1222 01:18:16,327 --> 01:18:18,085 - Please. - No, no! 1223 01:18:18,086 --> 01:18:19,705 - Don't do anything else! - No! 1224 01:18:19,706 --> 01:18:21,912 Drug. 1225 01:18:21,913 --> 01:18:23,326 We have to get a better angle. 1226 01:18:23,327 --> 01:18:26,050 Okay, I'll buy the safe from you for $100. 1227 01:18:26,051 --> 01:18:27,843 end offer. 1228 01:18:27,844 --> 01:18:29,671 Saia gives current, hand. 1229 01:18:29,672 --> 01:18:32,361 You have Limp Bizkit, you have the 1230 01:18:32,362 --> 01:18:33,636 Creed, you got Whole, you got... 1231 01:18:33,637 --> 01:18:34,878 Hey guys, let's get Boner out of her. 1232 01:18:34,879 --> 01:18:36,188 Come on la Boner. 1233 01:18:36,189 --> 01:18:38,188 Ah! 1234 01:18:38,189 --> 01:18:39,774 Dude, I swear... 1235 01:18:39,775 --> 01:18:41,326 - I have your concert. - Oh, come on... Shut up, man. 1236 01:18:41,327 --> 01:18:42,878 Come on, come on, I'm killing now. 1237 01:18:42,879 --> 01:18:45,671 - No. - Crippled. 1238 01:18:45,672 --> 01:18:48,119 Your brother is badass. 1239 01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:49,878 Oh shit. 1240 01:18:49,879 --> 01:18:50,947 - Oh. - Wait. 1241 01:18:50,948 --> 01:18:52,085 He has his baby pads. 1242 01:18:52,086 --> 01:18:54,809 - What he is doing? - Cum. 1243 01:18:54,810 --> 01:18:57,774 I can't believe I 'm related to him. 1244 01:18:57,775 --> 01:18:59,465 - Hey, look. - Oh. 1245 01:19:04,672 --> 01:19:06,016 He's not going to rat us out, right? 1246 01:19:06,017 --> 01:19:08,603 Because I need it, like, it's really bad. 1247 01:19:10,155 --> 01:19:11,912 - What the hell is that? - Hey, you don't just walk with it. 1248 01:19:11,913 --> 01:19:13,912 and talk to a girl like that. 1249 01:19:13,913 --> 01:19:16,567 - Get away from her. - What the fuck?! 1250 01:19:16,568 --> 01:19:19,188 Hey, did she just voluntarily touch you? 1251 01:19:19,189 --> 01:19:20,257 Is she holding his hand? 1252 01:19:20,258 --> 01:19:21,671 This is not happening now. 1253 01:19:21,672 --> 01:19:24,740 - Wow. - He... he's going in. 1254 01:19:24,741 --> 01:19:26,636 Expensive. fucking shit. 1255 01:19:26,637 --> 01:19:28,223 She probably feels bad for him. 1256 01:19:28,224 --> 01:19:30,809 Oh my God. I want her to feel bad for me every day. 1257 01:19:30,810 --> 01:19:33,326 Brady is a goddamn pimp. 1258 01:19:33,327 --> 01:19:34,741 Hey, go to mouth, face. 1259 01:19:37,327 --> 01:19:39,085 Brady, man, my eternal respect. 1260 01:19:39,086 --> 01:19:40,567 Hey, does she have a boyfriend? 1261 01:19:40,568 --> 01:19:41,809 How does she smell? 1262 01:19:41,810 --> 01:19:43,154 Does she smell like a hot girl? 1263 01:19:43,155 --> 01:19:44,912 Who? Sandra? 1264 01:19:44,913 --> 01:19:46,843 - Holy crap. - Do you know her first name? 1265 01:19:46,844 --> 01:19:48,257 Hey, hey, hey, let the boy talk. 1266 01:19:48,258 --> 01:19:50,050 Oh my God. 1267 01:19:50,051 --> 01:19:51,499 Yes, I should go over there and help her 1268 01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:53,085 set up a webcam tomorrow, so... 1269 01:19:53,086 --> 01:19:54,671 Oh shit, face. 1270 01:19:54,672 --> 01:19:57,085 It looks like a date. 1271 01:19:57,086 --> 01:19:59,326 Man, I never would have guessed that he 1272 01:19:59,327 --> 01:20:01,407 He has more flair than his older brother. 1273 01:20:01,637 --> 01:20:03,431 Hey, go to mouth! 1274 01:20:05,327 --> 01:20:07,017 I had an idea. 1275 01:20:08,879 --> 01:20:12,017 Okay, just tell me. It's possible? 1276 01:20:13,844 --> 01:20:15,671 Yes, I could install a spyware program, 1277 01:20:15,672 --> 01:20:18,257 but if I get caught, she 's going to... she's going to kill me. 1278 01:20:18,258 --> 01:20:19,809 Then you will die hero. 1279 01:20:19,810 --> 01:20:23,878 Brady, if you do this, you will be a legend of the 1280 01:20:23,879 --> 01:20:27,499 Fuck, besides being able to hang out with us tonight. 1281 01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:28,879 Seriously? 1282 01:20:30,086 --> 01:20:31,188 He's in, boys. 1283 01:20:31,189 --> 01:20:33,051 Here we go. 1284 01:20:37,741 --> 01:20:40,430 - Don't look... - Turn around! 1285 01:20:40,431 --> 01:20:42,636 - Oh my God. - Damn Brady. 1286 01:20:42,637 --> 01:20:44,326 Dude, your brother. Oh my God. 1287 01:20:44,327 --> 01:20:45,912 Jesus Christ. 1288 01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:46,920 No. 1289 01:20:47,879 --> 01:20:49,223 Perhaps she is a sculptor. 1290 01:20:49,224 --> 01:20:50,430 Man, they kind of look like Boner. 1291 01:20:50,431 --> 01:20:52,396 - No no. - Ok, sim. 1292 01:20:54,431 --> 01:20:55,602 They look alike. 1293 01:20:55,603 --> 01:20:58,189 Cale-se. 1294 01:21:00,189 --> 01:21:01,982 Dear Penthouse. 1295 01:21:04,224 --> 01:21:05,603 Damned. 1296 01:21:10,844 --> 01:21:12,499 All right, all right, end it. 1297 01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:15,016 Mm, I really need this. 1298 01:21:15,017 --> 01:21:17,499 - Shit, man. - I can't watch. 1299 01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:19,602 I am gonna puke. 1300 01:21:19,603 --> 01:21:20,809 It's okay, Boner. 1301 01:21:20,810 --> 01:21:22,499 Yeah, I'm kind of nervous. 1302 01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:24,810 Now or never, man. Go! Go! Go. 1303 01:21:25,879 --> 01:21:28,637 What the hell is spyware anyway? 1304 01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:32,257 - OK. - Shit. 1305 01:21:32,258 --> 01:21:35,567 Come on Brady, you can do it. You can. 1306 01:21:35,568 --> 01:21:36,774 - Oh my God. - Oh shit. 1307 01:21:36,775 --> 01:21:38,878 - Oh my God. - You have to hurry. 1308 01:21:38,879 --> 01:21:40,879 - Jesus. - Oh my God. 1309 01:21:44,155 --> 01:21:45,843 - And now. - I can't watch this, man. 1310 01:21:45,844 --> 01:21:47,257 - Fuck, fuck. - He's dead, he's dead. 1311 01:21:47,258 --> 01:21:48,636 He is dead. 1312 01:21:48,637 --> 01:21:52,567 - Yeah... - I'm going to throw up. 1313 01:21:52,568 --> 01:21:54,154 - Oh, we understand each other. - Let's go! Let's go. 1314 01:21:54,155 --> 01:21:55,257 He managed? 1315 01:21:55,258 --> 01:21:58,119 - That's it...? - Oh shit. 1316 01:21:58,120 --> 01:22:01,120 Hey, that's some "golden eye" shit right there, man. 1317 01:22:02,431 --> 01:22:04,878 This boy is taking too long. 1318 01:22:04,879 --> 01:22:07,361 Let him do his thing. 1319 01:22:07,362 --> 01:22:09,188 Baby, God, I know I never 1320 01:22:09,189 --> 01:22:11,050 I pray to you about nothing, ever, 1321 01:22:11,051 --> 01:22:14,430 but please don't be an idiot about it. 1322 01:22:14,431 --> 01:22:15,567 It worked? 1323 01:22:15,568 --> 01:22:16,636 We're in. 1324 01:22:16,637 --> 01:22:18,981 - Yea! - Do not play. 1325 01:22:18,982 --> 01:22:20,947 - The boy did it. - Yea. 1326 01:22:20,948 --> 01:22:22,430 Hey, he was a kid five minutes ago. 1327 01:22:22,431 --> 01:22:24,913 This gentleman is a man. 1328 01:22:25,913 --> 01:22:27,741 - Hey, you did well. - Nice. 1329 01:22:29,465 --> 01:22:31,257 - Health. - Cheers, man. 1330 01:22:31,258 --> 01:22:33,361 Glorious. 1331 01:22:33,362 --> 01:22:34,878 Wow. 1332 01:22:34,879 --> 01:22:37,119 The technology is amazing, man. 1333 01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:39,080 - Hey, Boner, this is my computer. - Hey, Boner. 1334 01:23:05,155 --> 01:23:07,430 Guys, guys, bath time. 1335 01:23:07,431 --> 01:23:09,085 Finally, brother. 1336 01:23:09,086 --> 01:23:12,119 My balls were about to discover a new shade of blue. 1337 01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:13,636 Holy crap. 1338 01:23:13,637 --> 01:23:15,154 I can't wait to see those tits. 1339 01:23:15,155 --> 01:23:16,223 Yes. 1340 01:23:16,224 --> 01:23:17,430 This is the biggest day of my life. 1341 01:23:17,431 --> 01:23:18,741 Oh. 1342 01:23:20,879 --> 01:23:23,051 Come on, go ahead. 1343 01:23:25,362 --> 01:23:27,293 - Wow. - Oh my God. 1344 01:23:31,155 --> 01:23:32,464 Hey. What is up? 1345 01:23:32,465 --> 01:23:34,705 Dude, don't you like beer? 1346 01:23:34,706 --> 01:23:36,878 I just feel like a worm. 1347 01:23:36,879 --> 01:23:38,809 Man, we're just having fun. 1348 01:23:38,810 --> 01:23:40,050 I know, it's just... 1349 01:23:40,051 --> 01:23:41,809 She trusted me, man. Just turn it off. 1350 01:23:41,810 --> 01:23:44,602 We're going, we 're going, in a little while. 1351 01:23:44,603 --> 01:23:46,188 Hey Brady, where are you going, man? 1352 01:23:46,189 --> 01:23:49,257 - Oh, fuck it. - The Internet is amazing. 1353 01:23:49,258 --> 01:23:50,775 Yes. 1354 01:23:51,258 --> 01:23:52,843 Eww! 1355 01:23:52,844 --> 01:23:54,740 Hey, what? Is she bipartite? 1356 01:23:54,741 --> 01:23:56,740 - Brutal. - I would still touch her. 1357 01:23:56,741 --> 01:23:58,603 contortionist. 1358 01:24:00,879 --> 01:24:02,671 a wig. I knew it. 1359 01:24:02,672 --> 01:24:04,189 I knew that. 1360 01:24:05,500 --> 01:24:07,085 - Oh! Oh! - What the hell is that? 1361 01:24:07,086 --> 01:24:08,533 Ah, ah. 1362 01:24:08,534 --> 01:24:10,362 Uh... 1363 01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:14,878 Hey, wait, wait, wait. Is that that CGI thing? 1364 01:24:14,879 --> 01:24:16,292 Man, it's still... It's still kind of hot. 1365 01:24:16,293 --> 01:24:18,395 I don't... I don't like it. I do not like this. 1366 01:24:18,396 --> 01:24:19,636 Not. 1367 01:24:20,637 --> 01:24:22,947 fucking shit. People, she saw us. 1368 01:24:22,948 --> 01:24:24,223 Like, you need to call a 1369 01:24:24,224 --> 01:24:25,878 ambulance, the police and then his parents. 1370 01:24:25,879 --> 01:24:27,326 - Call your parents. - I understood. 1371 01:24:27,327 --> 01:24:29,085 911, what's your emergency? 1372 01:24:29,086 --> 01:24:32,223 Yes, I'm calling about a girl with snakes on her head. 1373 01:24:32,224 --> 01:24:34,384 - How many snakes, sir? - I don't know how many snakes! 1374 01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:37,636 Holy crap. 1375 01:24:37,637 --> 01:24:38,843 Hey Hey. Did you hear that? 1376 01:24:38,844 --> 01:24:40,050 What was that? 1377 01:24:40,051 --> 01:24:42,775 Hey Hey. She's on the roof, man. 1378 01:24:49,810 --> 01:24:51,810 - What the hell is that? - Oh! 1379 01:24:54,293 --> 01:24:55,706 Oh! 1380 01:24:58,534 --> 01:24:59,879 Oh no. 1381 01:25:02,637 --> 01:25:04,155 Oh my God! 1382 01:25:10,258 --> 01:25:11,844 Let's get out of here. 1383 01:25:14,534 --> 01:25:16,568 - What's up? - Caution! 1384 01:25:19,568 --> 01:25:21,568 Go Go go go go! 1385 01:25:30,327 --> 01:25:32,447 Look, we need to get out, we need to get out of here. 1386 01:25:33,431 --> 01:25:34,810 Brady. 1387 01:25:36,327 --> 01:25:38,085 S-Sandra? 1388 01:25:38,086 --> 01:25:41,567 We... we didn't mean to hurt you, right? 1389 01:25:41,568 --> 01:25:43,430 Right, Dylan? We... 1390 01:25:43,431 --> 01:25:45,086 Oh my God... 1391 01:25:47,086 --> 01:25:48,774 No! Nobody can kill you! 1392 01:25:48,775 --> 01:25:51,155 Leave him alone! 1393 01:25:54,672 --> 01:25:57,293 No! 1394 01:26:29,396 --> 01:26:34,361 - Jane McAllister, 48... - Sorry, wait for your release. 1395 01:26:34,362 --> 01:26:37,395 Jane McAllister, 48. 1396 01:26:37,396 --> 01:26:39,223 I understood. 1397 01:26:39,224 --> 01:26:42,809 This is where the vase will be during the ritual. 1398 01:26:42,810 --> 01:26:44,361 Are you nervous about everything? 1399 01:26:44,362 --> 01:26:46,636 No, I'm not part of the coven. 1400 01:26:46,637 --> 01:26:48,671 I'm just the husband in the background. 1401 01:26:48,672 --> 01:26:50,982 But, yes, I'm nervous. 1402 01:26:52,155 --> 01:26:53,636 No. 1403 01:26:54,637 --> 01:26:56,257 Did you eat anything before we left? 1404 01:26:56,258 --> 01:26:57,912 Yes, I got one of your Gogurts. 1405 01:26:57,913 --> 01:27:00,809 This is not a meal, man. 1406 01:27:00,810 --> 01:27:02,326 I ate two of them. 1407 01:27:02,327 --> 01:27:04,705 So tell us why you volunteered 1408 01:27:04,706 --> 01:27:06,326 to be the receptacle and start saying 1409 01:27:06,327 --> 01:27:08,464 I volunteered to be the receptacle because. 1410 01:27:08,465 --> 01:27:10,912 Um, I volunteered to be the receptacle 1411 01:27:10,913 --> 01:27:13,223 because I always felt that I was destined 1412 01:27:13,224 --> 01:27:15,705 for something bigger than me, I think. 1413 01:27:15,706 --> 01:27:17,326 That makes sense? 1414 01:27:17,327 --> 01:27:19,740 And I just want to say, it's an absolute honor 1415 01:27:19,741 --> 01:27:21,326 offer my body as the earthly vessel 1416 01:27:21,327 --> 01:27:23,085 of Our Lord Ukabon. 1417 01:27:23,086 --> 01:27:25,085 Thank you very much, Kirsten. Good luck tonight. 1418 01:27:25,086 --> 01:27:26,500 Yes, good luck or... yes. 1419 01:27:37,982 --> 01:27:39,395 Are you nervous to see one? 1420 01:27:39,396 --> 01:27:41,430 A demon? 1421 01:27:41,431 --> 01:27:44,533 You are on a trip. 1422 01:27:44,534 --> 01:27:46,327 Have you ever seen one? 1423 01:27:47,741 --> 01:27:50,671 Wait, I thought it would be like New Year's Eve, 1424 01:27:50,672 --> 01:27:52,533 Y2K for the whole thing... 1425 01:27:52,534 --> 01:27:54,119 I mean, for the big ones, yes. 1426 01:27:54,120 --> 01:27:56,257 Julia, the book. 1427 01:27:56,258 --> 01:27:58,119 - I have to go. - OK. 1428 01:27:58,120 --> 01:28:01,636 It is important to massage the entrance to the other realm, 1429 01:28:01,637 --> 01:28:03,878 but let's not call Ukabon into the vessel. 1430 01:28:03,879 --> 01:28:05,947 until the stroke of midnight, 1431 01:28:05,948 --> 01:28:08,741 when the veil is thinnest. 1432 01:28:12,189 --> 01:28:13,500 Thanks. 1433 01:28:25,568 --> 01:28:27,395 - The window... - The window. 1434 01:28:27,396 --> 01:28:29,533 - It starts to crack. - To crack. 1435 01:28:29,534 --> 01:28:30,947 - The gate... - Gate- 1436 01:28:30,948 --> 01:28:32,878 - starts to open. - Open. 1437 01:28:32,879 --> 01:28:34,567 - The veil... - The veil 1438 01:28:34,568 --> 01:28:36,395 - starts to slide. - Slide. 1439 01:28:36,396 --> 01:28:37,810 - Ukabon . 1440 01:28:37,879 --> 01:28:39,636 - Ukabon . 1441 01:28:39,637 --> 01:28:41,671 We put the needle with your name 1442 01:28:41,672 --> 01:28:44,465 and we pull you to our earth plane. 1443 01:28:48,396 --> 01:28:50,361 Troy. 1444 01:28:50,362 --> 01:28:51,603 faces. 1445 01:29:00,017 --> 01:29:03,257 - What was that. - Which? 1446 01:29:03,258 --> 01:29:04,533 - Hey. - Which? 1447 01:29:04,534 --> 01:29:05,879 I think I saw something. 1448 01:29:14,775 --> 01:29:16,879 Something is here! 1449 01:29:18,396 --> 01:29:20,223 Is that Fergus again? 1450 01:29:20,224 --> 01:29:21,740 I just expelled him, dear. 1451 01:29:21,741 --> 01:29:23,223 - Okay, follow my lead. - Do not stop. 1452 01:29:23,224 --> 01:29:26,050 - Let's talk to you without being invited. - Troy, get in there. 1453 01:29:26,051 --> 01:29:27,085 Not invited. 1454 01:29:27,086 --> 01:29:29,119 Our anger thou hast kindled. 1455 01:29:29,120 --> 01:29:30,671 lit. 1456 01:29:30,672 --> 01:29:32,602 All your power we... 1457 01:29:32,603 --> 01:29:33,774 No, no, no. 1458 01:29:33,775 --> 01:29:35,568 And I threw you back... 1459 01:29:45,603 --> 01:29:48,154 May? 1460 01:29:48,155 --> 01:29:49,568 May, I can't see. 1461 01:29:54,327 --> 01:29:56,878 May? 1462 01:29:56,879 --> 01:29:58,120 May?! 1463 01:30:17,568 --> 01:30:19,051 What? 1464 01:30:21,017 --> 01:30:23,809 May? 1465 01:30:23,810 --> 01:30:25,188 Dude, how do we get out of here? 1466 01:30:25,189 --> 01:30:26,567 Oh, man, your head. 1467 01:30:26,568 --> 01:30:28,602 Wow, stop, look at this. 1468 01:30:28,603 --> 01:30:29,879 Oh shit. 1469 01:30:31,948 --> 01:30:34,672 - What the hell? - What is that? 1470 01:30:40,500 --> 01:30:41,637 Hey, what's going on? 1471 01:30:43,741 --> 01:30:45,534 - Dude, what is this? - Is that a person? 1472 01:30:47,431 --> 01:30:48,672 No! 1473 01:30:53,431 --> 01:30:55,361 Oh oh oh! Oh! 1474 01:30:55,362 --> 01:30:56,741 Oh shit! 1475 01:31:03,189 --> 01:31:05,395 What was this? What was this? 1476 01:31:05,396 --> 01:31:07,292 Shh, shh! Turn off the light! 1477 01:31:07,293 --> 01:31:08,636 Turn it off! 1478 01:31:08,637 --> 01:31:11,395 Where's the button? 1479 01:31:11,396 --> 01:31:12,568 Shh, be still! 1480 01:31:18,706 --> 01:31:20,085 Something licked my hand. 1481 01:31:20,086 --> 01:31:21,878 - Which? - Something licked my hand. 1482 01:31:21,879 --> 01:31:23,326 - Nothing licked your hand. - No, I'm serious. 1483 01:31:23,327 --> 01:31:24,912 shut up. I do not care. 1484 01:31:24,913 --> 01:31:26,844 shut up. Don't turn on the light. 1485 01:31:29,500 --> 01:31:32,326 oh what? 1486 01:31:32,327 --> 01:31:34,224 Have Jesus. 1487 01:31:52,568 --> 01:31:53,774 Oh my God. 1488 01:31:53,775 --> 01:31:55,326 Shh, shh, shh, shh! 1489 01:31:55,327 --> 01:31:56,774 We are not Hell. 1490 01:31:56,775 --> 01:31:58,740 I shouldn't be in hell! 1491 01:31:58,741 --> 01:32:00,671 Stop panicking! 1492 01:32:00,672 --> 01:32:02,809 I shouldn't be here. I go to church. 1493 01:32:02,810 --> 01:32:05,154 Listen to me, there is no such thing as hell. OK? 1494 01:32:05,155 --> 01:32:08,292 - And you don't even go to church. - Help! 1495 01:32:08,293 --> 01:32:10,085 Stay down. 1496 01:32:10,086 --> 01:32:12,567 - Hey! - Oh shit! He saw me. 1497 01:32:12,568 --> 01:32:15,257 - Troy, shut up. - Oh Merda. 1498 01:32:15,258 --> 01:32:17,119 What are you doing? 1499 01:32:17,120 --> 01:32:20,258 Is coming. What are we going to do, Nate? 1500 01:32:25,672 --> 01:32:29,774 Wait! Madam, wait! Wait! 1501 01:32:29,775 --> 01:32:32,154 My friend and I are lost. We don't know where we are. 1502 01:32:32,155 --> 01:32:34,705 You are in the feeding camps. 1503 01:32:34,706 --> 01:32:36,395 What is the eating area? 1504 01:32:36,396 --> 01:32:37,567 To area... 1505 01:32:37,568 --> 01:32:41,567 Oh, you're cool. 1506 01:32:41,568 --> 01:32:44,567 What great sin did you commit? 1507 01:32:44,568 --> 01:32:47,223 I told you! 1508 01:32:47,224 --> 01:32:50,292 Look, miss, my friend and I didn't do anything wrong. 1509 01:32:50,293 --> 01:32:53,154 Oh, of course not. 1510 01:32:53,155 --> 01:32:56,499 No, we really don't. I don't think we died. 1511 01:32:56,500 --> 01:32:57,843 We were doing a ritual 1512 01:32:57,844 --> 01:32:59,602 with an old book and everything went wrong. 1513 01:32:59,603 --> 01:33:00,947 Book? Which book? 1514 01:33:00,948 --> 01:33:03,223 Troy, I think when those witches sent that 1515 01:33:03,224 --> 01:33:06,774 demonic thing here, we accidentally came with it. 1516 01:33:06,775 --> 01:33:08,567 It is possible? These witches were trying 1517 01:33:08,568 --> 01:33:10,947 summon a powerful demon into a woman's body. 1518 01:33:10,948 --> 01:33:13,154 Which name? What name did they try to invoke? 1519 01:33:13,155 --> 01:33:15,016 Shit, I don't remember. Something like... 1520 01:33:15,017 --> 01:33:19,395 It was like Qui-Gon or Pokemon or some shit like that. 1521 01:33:19,396 --> 01:33:21,188 The book on the Order of Blood? 1522 01:33:21,189 --> 01:33:22,636 Yea! Do you know him? 1523 01:33:22,637 --> 01:33:25,499 Yup. Oh, I hate Ukabon! 1524 01:33:25,500 --> 01:33:26,948 You are not far from him. 1525 01:33:33,603 --> 01:33:35,016 Eight minutes. 1526 01:33:35,017 --> 01:33:36,705 Troy, what we need is this Ukabon at 1527 01:33:36,706 --> 01:33:38,223 midnight when the witches take you across the valley. 1528 01:33:38,224 --> 01:33:40,085 Oh yeah! And then we can grab it like this 1529 01:33:40,086 --> 01:33:42,050 take it, and we can go home! 1530 01:33:42,051 --> 01:33:43,809 Yes. 1531 01:33:43,810 --> 01:33:47,912 Can you please take us to Ukabon? 1532 01:33:47,913 --> 01:33:49,843 We only have eight minutes, shit, seven minutes now. 1533 01:33:49,844 --> 01:33:52,671 If I return you to Earth, you will write 1534 01:33:52,672 --> 01:33:54,430 my name in the Great Book of Witches? 1535 01:33:54,431 --> 01:33:55,533 Yes sure. 1536 01:33:55,534 --> 01:33:58,016 My name is Mabel the Skull Biter. 1537 01:33:58,017 --> 01:34:01,774 I took command of 30 legions. 1538 01:34:01,775 --> 01:34:03,706 Hurry, run! 1539 01:34:08,258 --> 01:34:09,293 This way. 1540 01:34:15,672 --> 01:34:17,293 - What are you doing? - Continues. 1541 01:34:23,568 --> 01:34:25,774 Shh! 1542 01:34:25,775 --> 01:34:28,326 I nearly ruined my hand on these stakes. 1543 01:34:28,327 --> 01:34:29,948 Come here. 1544 01:34:37,086 --> 01:34:39,154 Hey Mabel, you might have been to hell for 1545 01:34:39,155 --> 01:34:41,292 cause of an isolated shoplifting ? 1546 01:34:41,293 --> 01:34:43,705 Oh yes, Troy, that's the worst thing you've ever done. 1547 01:34:43,706 --> 01:34:45,913 - What does this mean? - Shut up. 1548 01:34:50,810 --> 01:34:52,154 No, seriously. What does this mean? 1549 01:34:52,155 --> 01:34:53,774 - Cale-se! - Shh! 1550 01:34:53,775 --> 01:34:57,568 Remember, fresh souls are tastier. 1551 01:35:15,465 --> 01:35:18,947 Mabel, take it slow. 1552 01:35:18,948 --> 01:35:21,326 Man, what if she 's taking us to, like, 1553 01:35:21,327 --> 01:35:23,223 one of your little demon friends or something? 1554 01:35:23,224 --> 01:35:24,361 No I do not think. 1555 01:35:24,362 --> 01:35:26,465 I'm a good judge of people. 1556 01:35:29,568 --> 01:35:31,085 No... Oh, sorry. 1557 01:35:31,086 --> 01:35:32,465 No, don't get involved. 1558 01:35:35,948 --> 01:35:38,051 Hey, keep going. We're going to lose Mabel. 1559 01:35:40,913 --> 01:35:42,912 Why are you standing still, bro? Go! Go! Go! 1560 01:35:42,913 --> 01:35:45,120 Ok! 1561 01:35:46,431 --> 01:35:47,809 - Mabel! - Oh dear. 1562 01:35:47,810 --> 01:35:50,500 I almost stepped into that huge trap. 1563 01:35:57,327 --> 01:35:59,637 - Oh! - Nate, my hand! 1564 01:36:01,706 --> 01:36:04,430 Where? 1565 01:36:04,431 --> 01:36:06,775 Mabel, my hand! 1566 01:36:11,155 --> 01:36:13,017 They! It seems! 1567 01:36:15,534 --> 01:36:17,223 Why are you raising your voice? 1568 01:36:17,224 --> 01:36:21,050 Maybe because you're leading us to our deaths. 1569 01:36:21,051 --> 01:36:23,740 Where the hell are you taking us? 1570 01:36:23,741 --> 01:36:26,119 Nobody talks to me like that. 1571 01:36:26,120 --> 01:36:27,705 In this world, I give the orders! 1572 01:36:27,706 --> 01:36:29,085 I am nobody's servant! 1573 01:36:29,086 --> 01:36:34,705 Grand Order, return it to me immediately! 1574 01:36:34,706 --> 01:36:36,671 Mabel! 1575 01:36:36,672 --> 01:36:38,534 Mabel! 1576 01:36:40,396 --> 01:36:42,981 Mabel! Mabel! 1577 01:36:42,982 --> 01:36:45,257 Come back here, you stupid bitch! 1578 01:36:45,258 --> 01:36:46,947 We are lost. 1579 01:36:46,948 --> 01:36:49,947 Nate, get the light. Let me have this. 1580 01:36:49,948 --> 01:36:51,774 What? Not. You don't know how to fight. 1581 01:36:51,775 --> 01:36:53,809 Yes I know. I did martial arts. 1582 01:36:53,810 --> 01:36:56,085 - No you did not. - When I was a kid I did. 1583 01:36:56,086 --> 01:36:57,534 Troy, I barely got... Ah, shit! 1584 01:37:01,913 --> 01:37:03,120 Let's go! 1585 01:37:06,293 --> 01:37:09,567 I'll stab you in the face with this thing! 1586 01:37:09,568 --> 01:37:11,912 Oh shit, Troy! Troy, we're making sem tempo, cara! 1587 01:37:11,913 --> 01:37:13,292 She just left us here! 1588 01:37:13,293 --> 01:37:15,292 Maybe you shouldn't have been such an idiot! 1589 01:37:15,293 --> 01:37:17,567 Well shit, Troy, I 'm sorry I'm no friend-friend 1590 01:37:17,568 --> 01:37:20,533 with every hellish demon I meet. 1591 01:37:20,534 --> 01:37:22,257 That's called leadership, Troy. 1592 01:37:22,258 --> 01:37:23,809 Someone has to take charge. 1593 01:37:23,810 --> 01:37:25,430 It won't be you. 1594 01:37:25,431 --> 01:37:29,567 Well, Mabel and I respond to a different leadership style! 1595 01:37:29,568 --> 01:37:31,292 Help me! 1596 01:37:31,293 --> 01:37:33,395 Mabel! 1597 01:37:33,396 --> 01:37:36,085 Troy, no! 1598 01:37:36,086 --> 01:37:39,223 Troy, pare! 1599 01:37:39,224 --> 01:37:40,602 Mabel. 1600 01:37:40,603 --> 01:37:42,119 help me. 1601 01:37:42,120 --> 01:37:43,326 Oh help. 1602 01:37:43,327 --> 01:37:45,567 Uh... 1603 01:37:45,568 --> 01:37:47,293 Madam? 1604 01:37:50,982 --> 01:37:52,155 Run Nate! 1605 01:37:57,155 --> 01:37:58,912 Why do you scream like cowards? 1606 01:37:58,913 --> 01:38:00,671 Because there was a woman and then there was... 1607 01:38:00,672 --> 01:38:02,326 She needed help, but she... her arms were... 1608 01:38:02,327 --> 01:38:06,051 Oh, you've met her. 1609 01:38:11,741 --> 01:38:13,879 They already got me. 1610 01:38:18,637 --> 01:38:21,016 Shit, dear. 1611 01:38:21,017 --> 01:38:24,188 We only have four minutes. We won't make it. 1612 01:38:24,189 --> 01:38:26,292 Men, we are here. 1613 01:38:26,293 --> 01:38:29,603 Here is the back entrance to the Ukabon residence. 1614 01:38:35,258 --> 01:38:40,016 Here, where Worm has gone about his business, you must grovel. 1615 01:38:40,017 --> 01:38:43,085 - Troy, you go first. - No. 1616 01:38:43,086 --> 01:38:44,533 I only have one good hand. I can't go hold the light. 1617 01:38:44,534 --> 01:38:45,947 We need the light. 1618 01:38:45,948 --> 01:38:47,740 I can't hold the light and crawl at the same time... 1619 01:38:47,741 --> 01:38:50,567 I will fix your torch to your head. 1620 01:38:50,568 --> 01:38:53,636 Wait what? Not. Brutal. 1621 01:38:53,637 --> 01:38:55,155 Nate? 1622 01:38:57,362 --> 01:38:59,603 Oh face. 1623 01:39:05,982 --> 01:39:07,742 Get in soon Go, go, go, go! Go! Go! Go! 1624 01:39:09,120 --> 01:39:13,395 Go! Go! Go! 1625 01:39:13,396 --> 01:39:14,843 Troy, faster! 1626 01:39:14,844 --> 01:39:16,810 I'm trying, Nate! 1627 01:39:31,672 --> 01:39:34,085 What is it?! 1628 01:39:34,086 --> 01:39:37,120 Shh. Calm down, men. 1629 01:39:56,396 --> 01:39:58,361 Man, you just pushed me into that creature thing! 1630 01:39:58,362 --> 01:40:01,154 No, I didn't. It was a reflex. 1631 01:40:01,155 --> 01:40:02,464 Stop acting like I'm a bad person. 1632 01:40:02,465 --> 01:40:03,810 Shh! 1633 01:40:17,120 --> 01:40:18,293 I'll borrow it! 1634 01:40:42,568 --> 01:40:43,843 80 seconds. 1635 01:40:43,844 --> 01:40:45,602 I say we're going straight to Ukabon 60s. 1636 01:40:45,603 --> 01:40:47,051 OK. 1637 01:40:49,051 --> 01:40:50,636 Nate, do you really think I'm a bad person? 1638 01:40:50,637 --> 01:40:52,085 You can't be serious right now. 1639 01:40:52,086 --> 01:40:53,774 Well excuse me for thinking it's a big problem that 1640 01:40:53,775 --> 01:40:55,016 my best friend thinks i'm a terrible person. 1641 01:40:55,017 --> 01:40:57,085 - Shh! - Ok, Nate, I barely got the hang of it. 1642 01:40:57,086 --> 01:41:00,292 and ignore me like you always do. 1643 01:41:00,293 --> 01:41:02,705 You told my ex that I have a gambling addiction. 1644 01:41:02,706 --> 01:41:04,223 Two years ago. 1645 01:41:04,224 --> 01:41:05,981 I was just trying to make her feel better. 1646 01:41:05,982 --> 01:41:08,705 You never protect me, Troy. 1647 01:41:08,706 --> 01:41:11,500 Shit, 58 seconds. Come on. 1648 01:41:19,120 --> 01:41:20,671 Don't forget to write my name in the book! 1649 01:41:20,672 --> 01:41:22,431 Oh shit! 1650 01:41:25,500 --> 01:41:26,705 Almost, Troy. We will! 1651 01:41:26,706 --> 01:41:28,982 Nathan, watch out! 1652 01:41:32,568 --> 01:41:34,258 Troy, go! 1653 01:41:53,362 --> 01:41:54,637 Balls! 1654 01:42:05,120 --> 01:42:07,947 - It's close now. - It's close now. 1655 01:42:07,948 --> 01:42:10,120 - It's close now. - It's close now. 1656 01:42:10,189 --> 01:42:12,155 - It's close now. - It's close now. 1657 01:42:13,775 --> 01:42:16,189 - It's close now. - It's close now. 1658 01:42:16,258 --> 01:42:18,018 - It's close now. - It's close now. 1659 01:42:31,189 --> 01:42:32,533 15 seconds. 1660 01:42:32,534 --> 01:42:35,602 Wait! Mabel! 1661 01:42:35,603 --> 01:42:37,050 Come with us! 1662 01:42:37,051 --> 01:42:38,292 Ukabon Ukabon. 1663 01:42:38,293 --> 01:42:41,567 Ukabon. Ukabon. Ukabon. 1664 01:42:41,568 --> 01:42:43,464 Write my name! 1665 01:42:43,465 --> 01:42:45,982 Just go, go, go! 1666 01:42:52,568 --> 01:42:53,843 He is coming! 1667 01:42:53,844 --> 01:42:55,912 Troy! 1668 01:42:55,913 --> 01:42:58,602 Troy, we got us! 1669 01:42:58,603 --> 01:43:01,292 W-wait, why... why am I tied up? 1670 01:43:01,293 --> 01:43:03,809 Nate, Nate, Nate! 1671 01:43:03,810 --> 01:43:06,636 - No! - Nate! 1672 01:43:06,637 --> 01:43:08,224 What are you doing? 1673 01:43:11,155 --> 01:43:13,085 How did this happen? 1674 01:43:13,086 --> 01:43:16,085 - How did this happen?! - Just try again. 1675 01:43:16,086 --> 01:43:18,533 Do you think we can do it again, just do it again? 1676 01:43:18,534 --> 01:43:19,878 Well, we can't! We can not! 1677 01:43:19,879 --> 01:43:21,499 It's all in the book, honey. 1678 01:43:21,500 --> 01:43:22,809 How did you let this happen? 1679 01:43:22,810 --> 01:43:24,671 Well, the film crew wasn't my idea. 1680 01:43:24,672 --> 01:43:26,636 Will you blame me now? 1681 01:43:26,637 --> 01:43:28,188 I cleaned for you. I prepare for you. 1682 01:43:28,189 --> 01:43:30,602 I do everything for you, and this is how you thank me? 1683 01:43:30,603 --> 01:43:31,809 - Be quiet! - Blame me? 1684 01:43:31,810 --> 01:43:33,085 You should have listened to me. 1685 01:43:33,086 --> 01:43:36,292 shut up. Julia, where are you going? 1686 01:43:36,293 --> 01:43:37,913 I'll get a mop. 1687 01:43:59,155 --> 01:44:01,051 ♪ Ah ♪ 1688 01:44:10,706 --> 01:44:13,533 ♪ Sold into slavery in New Orleans ♪ 1689 01:44:13,534 --> 01:44:16,154 ♪ Swamp Goddess of Light ♪ 1690 01:44:16,155 --> 01:44:18,981 ♪ Black dog head on death bed ♪ 1691 01:44:18,982 --> 01:44:21,774 ♪ Cut and left to bleed ♪ 1692 01:44:21,775 --> 01:44:24,636 ♪ There in flames in the corner of the world ♪ 1693 01:44:24,637 --> 01:44:27,257 ♪ Down in misery ♪ 1694 01:44:27,258 --> 01:44:30,085 ♪ There in flames in the corner of the world ♪ 1695 01:44:30,086 --> 01:44:33,705 ♪ Left for God to see ♪ 1696 01:44:33,706 --> 01:44:39,119 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 1697 01:44:39,120 --> 01:44:43,154 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 1698 01:44:43,155 --> 01:44:48,671 ♪ 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 1699 01:44:48,672 --> 01:44:54,499 ♪ And you don't want to go there ♪ 1700 01:44:54,500 --> 01:44:57,189 ♪ With me ♪ 1701 01:45:06,086 --> 01:45:08,981 ♪ Poisonous father of the human race ♪ 1702 01:45:08,982 --> 01:45:11,740 ♪ God of tainted blood ♪ 1703 01:45:11,741 --> 01:45:14,567 ♪ Malevolence running up the spine of the world ♪ 1704 01:45:14,568 --> 01:45:17,223 ♪ Ready for the bastard child ♪ 1705 01:45:17,224 --> 01:45:20,223 ♪ There ablaze in the veins of man ♪ 1706 01:45:20,224 --> 01:45:22,843 ♪ Down in misery ♪ 1707 01:45:22,844 --> 01:45:25,705 ♪ There ablaze in the veins of man ♪ 1708 01:45:25,706 --> 01:45:29,154 ♪ Left for God to see ♪ 1709 01:45:29,155 --> 01:45:34,740 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 1710 01:45:34,741 --> 01:45:38,395 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 1711 01:45:38,396 --> 01:45:44,119 ♪ 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 1712 01:45:44,120 --> 01:45:49,740 ♪ And you don't want to go there ♪ 1713 01:45:49,741 --> 01:45:52,224 ♪ With me ♪ 1714 01:46:14,155 --> 01:46:19,155 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 1715 01:46:19,224 --> 01:46:24,740 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 1716 01:46:24,741 --> 01:46:30,155 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 1717 01:46:30,224 --> 01:46:34,499 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 1718 01:46:34,500 --> 01:46:37,672 ♪ Ah ♪ 1719 01:46:39,396 --> 01:46:42,293 ♪ Wanna cross that line ♪ 1720 01:46:44,534 --> 01:46:48,912 ♪ Oh, sold into slavery in New Orleans ♪ 1721 01:46:48,913 --> 01:46:51,774 ♪ Swamp Goddess of Light ♪ 1722 01:46:51,775 --> 01:46:54,567 ♪ Black dog head on death bed ♪ 1723 01:46:54,568 --> 01:46:57,154 ♪ Cut and left to bleed ♪ 1724 01:46:57,155 --> 01:47:00,223 ♪ There in flames in the corner of the world ♪ 1725 01:47:00,224 --> 01:47:02,843 ♪ Down in misery ♪ 1726 01:47:02,844 --> 01:47:05,602 ♪ Lucifer's face in the mirror when you look ♪ 1727 01:47:05,603 --> 01:47:09,188 ♪ Left for God to see ♪ 1728 01:47:09,189 --> 01:47:14,705 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 1729 01:47:14,706 --> 01:47:18,774 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 1730 01:47:18,775 --> 01:47:24,085 ♪ 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 1731 01:47:24,086 --> 01:47:30,085 ♪ And you don't want to go there ♪ 1732 01:47:30,086 --> 01:47:32,431 ♪ With me ♪ 1733 01:47:41,120 --> 01:47:44,567 ♪ Oh, poisonous father of the human race ♪ 1734 01:47:44,568 --> 01:47:47,257 ♪ God of tainted blood ♪ 1735 01:47:47,258 --> 01:47:50,016 ♪ Malevolence running up the spine of the world ♪ 1736 01:47:50,017 --> 01:47:52,843 ♪ Ready for the bastard child ♪ 1737 01:47:52,844 --> 01:47:55,671 ♪ There ablaze in the veins of man ♪ 1738 01:47:55,672 --> 01:47:58,257 ♪ There is misery ♪ 1739 01:47:58,258 --> 01:48:01,292 ♪ There ablaze in the veins of man ♪ 1740 01:48:01,293 --> 01:48:05,119 ♪ Left for God to see ♪ 1741 01:48:05,120 --> 01:48:10,188 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 1742 01:48:10,189 --> 01:48:14,085 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 1743 01:48:14,086 --> 01:48:19,740 ♪ 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 1744 01:48:19,741 --> 01:48:25,223 ♪ And you don't want to go with me ♪ 1745 01:48:25,224 --> 01:48:30,843 ♪ Hey, it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 1746 01:48:30,844 --> 01:48:35,223 ♪ And you don't want to go... ♪ 1747 01:48:35,224 --> 01:48:38,395 We stick the needle with your name and you 1748 01:48:38,396 --> 01:48:40,947 we pull to our earth plane, Mabel. 1749 01:48:40,948 --> 01:48:42,465 - Mabel. - Mabel. 1750 01:48:42,534 --> 01:48:44,500 - Mabel. - Mabel. 1751 01:48:44,568 --> 01:48:45,706 - Mabel. - Mabel. 1752 01:48:45,775 --> 01:48:47,395 - Mabel. - Mabel. 1753 01:48:47,396 --> 01:48:48,396 Mabel... 1754 01:48:51,362 --> 01:48:52,844 Vroom. 1755 01:48:52,900 --> 01:48:56,999 Translation: Fabiano M. 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