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Since the dawn of time...
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there have been vampires.
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Heil!
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In fact...
humans, and vampires
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have been secretly warring
for thousands of years.
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But through the centuries,
they have always been...
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out liars.
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And then there's me.
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Yup.
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It ain't your classic
vampire tale
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or one of the bullshit romances
with emo teen girls
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and their heartthrob
douche bag boyfriends.
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This one's about revenge.
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Pure and simple.
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Oh, yeah,
and these fucking idiots.
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Stream Team, 29th of April.
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Stream Team TV.
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Me, Mario Lopez, in the cage.
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I'm gonna fuck that
pussy-ass bitch.
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Check it, juice cleanse.
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Lemon, cayenne pepper, water.
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That's it.
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11, 12, come on, one more.
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Hmm, tastes like shit.
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Hey, Liz kids, it is official
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the countdown to the wedding
has begun.
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Today, with this stream,
I wanna share with you
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a perfect look
for anyone's wedding.
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Especially mine.
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I'll see you there.
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Like and subscribe.
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Hey, my Jullionaires.
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I'm sharing my last bit
of surprise
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before the party of the year.
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That's right.
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My favorite assholes,
Jack and Liz
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are getting married.
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I love them so much.
They're like family to me.
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Oh, nice try,
Blake 3, you come with that
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lamb shit again,
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I'll smear your whack
out of there,
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all over this level.
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Aren't you two supposed to be
getting married
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in like six hours?
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Okay, you know what,
it's not your wedding, Flynn.
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It's ours.
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It's fine. Just hear him out.
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So, I got a call
from Steven Rektor's people.
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Apparently, he and his wife
personally requested
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the Stream Team
a.k.a. you lucky fucks,
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to come out to his retreat
in Mexico.
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And chat about his huge
ambassador deal.
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I'm talking millions.
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That guy?
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Steven motherfucking Rektor.
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This shithead is a number one
on the kill list.
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Unlike many of his nefarious
masters of the universe peers,
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his secret that
Bernie fucking made off
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his Ponzi scheme and...
And that Fyre Festival,
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which I attended, by the way.
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Looked like
humanitarian missions.
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That's right, this dude,
and his perfect ice queen wifey.
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I mean, what we're talking
about here is a path
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to a healthier future.
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Our trials have worked.
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And once we release this
to the world,
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and I do intend make this free
to every person
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around the globe,
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this will be my greatest legacy.
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Bloodsucking
beasts in a long line mass
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of mass murdering
fanged phantoms.
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Waiting to pounce with a product
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that'll lead the lambs
right to the slaughter.
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Steven Rektor's saving
the planet, Flynn.
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David says all ten of his homes
are carbon neutral
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and he donated like a cool
half billion
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to the Amazon rainforests,
which we love.
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Maybe he's not so terrible.
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We help farmers
grow the food that grows a life.
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We foster care for the young
and young at heart.
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In a growing world
forever challenged
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by mother nature
and the laws of uncertainty,
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rest assured that
the good people
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of Rektor Biotech
are looking out for your future.
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Building a community, a family
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and a legacy
that will live on and on,
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long after we're gone.
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Rektor Biotech,
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building a legacy
that will live on and on.
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You know,
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I didn't fight with you
about dating her.
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Okay, I didn't have a shit fit
when you announced
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your engagement publicly
without telling me.
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But ah, Jack, I mean,
this is just...
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This is too much.
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Like, you're better than this.
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I appreciate you caring.
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But Flynn, honestly,
it's not that big a deal.
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You know we can get married
anywhere, anytime.
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- Anytime?
- Yeah.
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You invited everyone
we know today.
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And now, because she wants
to go after
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some creepy billionaire's
wallet,
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you're throwing out
your own wedding day.
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I mean...
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Uh, alright,
it's not that simple, okay.
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You know, I've got
responsibilities now.
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Ugh. What
is her fucking problem?
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Doesn't she know
this could change our lives?
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The deal is up on
our house in two months.
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Maserati wants the cars back,
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Liz's beauty kit didn't,
quite perform
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- as well as we'd hoped.
- Ha!
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Of course, it didn't.
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Everything that she touches
turns to shit.
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She's dragging you down, J...
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- Alright, Flynn, stop.
- Cut her some slack.
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- You need to give Liz a break.
- No, fuck that.
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She's nothing but a gold digger
and I'm done hearing
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your excuses for her.
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Wow.
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Hey, are you guys ready yet?
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- Yeah.
- No!
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Welcome to the
wild west of equal opportunity
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mindfuckery, baby.
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Courtesy of your favorite
mommy blogger.
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Half-naked Insta model,
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Face tune, Snapchatter
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and semi-famous pop star,
and your TikTok.
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But the way I see it,
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this group of massively popular
shitheads,
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might just be the key
to shutting down
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the whole damn vampire kabong.
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Fuck!
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Pre-wedding,
super top secret mission
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with the gang hashtag shh,
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hashtag fun in the sun,
hashtag wifeyyy.
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Can't believe my
bff is about to get married.
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Hashtag party bus.
Hashtag SOS.
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Hashtag we getting lit.
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Hey, bye bye to
this pretty face, ladies.
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Hashtag sexy.
Hashtag all for likes.
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Hashtag bachelor.
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Handsome playboy Insta famous.
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We love you Stream Team!
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Hey guys,
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so you're probably wondering
what happened to the wedding?
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We called it off?
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Did Liz get cold feet?
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Hell no.
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No way, baby.
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We're all good.
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We're just on a super-secret
pre-wedding side mission.
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Say hi, guys.
Say, what up?
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- Whoo. What's up?
- Don't wanna play?
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Okay, okay.
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So, we're good
and we will check in
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with you later.
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Muah. Love you.
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David, what the hell?
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I thought you said this thing
had seamless Wi-Fi.
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Well, it's working just fine
for me.
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Same here, babe.
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You probably just hit
a dead zone.
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Ugh, man meat is being such
a whiny little bitch.
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Who?
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Jason. You know, my side thing.
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"How could I leave without
saying goodbye?"
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I swear, sometimes I really miss
toxic masculinity.
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Hey, I'm still
toxically masculine.
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What bitches, ho, what?
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I thought Jason
was your boyfriend.
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Boyfriend?
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Don't get it twisted.
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You said you were
gonna marry him!
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I say a lot of things.
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I think maybe
you're just looking for like
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a Disney fantasy relationship
with a Prince Charming,
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when maybe you need
to find patience
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and some good in people
and get past your own fears.
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Thank you,
but I really don't need
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your heteronormative ideas
on romance.
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Heteronormative?
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Dude, I'm a lesbian.
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Exactly. Shackled by labels.
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- Yo David, where we at?
- Lost.
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We're over an hour late
and the sun is going down.
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Not my fault.
It's this Waze.
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It keeps losing signal
and moving our location.
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Oh, God, he seriously,
he just missed another turn.
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Yeah, David, uh, one question.
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Do you think you could manage
to get us there?
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Shut up!
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You guys are ruining
my concentration.
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This ruin your concentration,
David?
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- Like this...
- Ladies...
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Oh, no...
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David, does this
ruin your concentration?
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It's not funny.
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Come on.
Stop acting like kids.
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Please, David, I'm so bored.
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Yeah, guys, stop.
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You can't drive, David. Really?
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This is really important,
you guys.
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Who the fuck is this guy?
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Don't worry, I'll handle this.
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Well, that's a terrible idea.
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Well, he seems fun.
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Shut up, he can hear you.
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Jack, why don't you just go
tell him who we are.
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Um, I don't think
he's gonna care.
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Look, I'm gonna talk to him.
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Just act cool, guys.
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- I got this.
- Do you?
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Hey, buddy.
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Not your buddy.
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Ah, okay. Hi.
Sir, how are you doing?
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I'm Jack.
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- Am I supposed to give a shit?
- Okay.
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Hey, I am...
I love your sunglasses.
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Are they vintage Ray-Ban?
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Fuck off.
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Okay, I think we're done.
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You got no idea of how much
trouble you're in, do you?
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Look, dude,
you came out of nowhere.
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We didn't even hit you
and you're fine.
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- What's your problem?
- My problem is you.
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Turn around, get
back in your little party bus.
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Flip a bit,
and get the fuck out of here.
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Or, and I promise you,
you'll suffer.
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Adult to adult,
you're kinda freaking us out.
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Look, we're really sorry.
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We just wanna pass through,
so...
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If there's anything we can do,
uh, maybe you need,
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uh, some extra money.
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I mean if you wanted... Oh, shit.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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You've been warned.
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Fucking kids.
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They can't resist an invite
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to act like
self-important assholes.
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Perfect prey for evil predators
like Rektor.
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Not to mention the temptation
of fame and money.
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Now this I know too well.
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Your dad's so lame.
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Maybe if you didn't get a DUI,
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we wouldn't have to use him
for a ride.
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- What?
- I don't know.
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Oh, my God, you're not about
to back out on this.
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Don't you think
it's a little shady?
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An older record label exec
inviting two teenagers
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to his hotel room for a meeting?
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So he can listen to our demo,
Mol.
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This is how it happens.
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- What?
- Getting raped?
257
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,011
Molly and Alexx
from Surburban Trash.
258
00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:38,085
Thought this was supposed to be
a listening party.
259
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,621
Are you tripping right now?
260
00:13:39,654 --> 00:13:41,121
I'm tripping.
261
00:13:41,155 --> 00:13:43,023
This shit is really happening,
girl.
262
00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:47,061
Al? Alexx?
263
00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:50,532
Al?
264
00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:52,866
Jackpot, biatch!
265
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,101
Fuck you, dude.
266
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,503
You scared the crap out of me.
267
00:13:55,537 --> 00:13:56,604
What's your problem?
268
00:13:56,638 --> 00:13:58,573
Something's off.
269
00:13:58,606 --> 00:14:00,575
Stop being such a straightedge.
270
00:14:00,608 --> 00:14:03,645
Just play the demo, have a beer.
271
00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:04,878
We'll set a mood.
272
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,318
Okay, now what?
273
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,288
We wait.
274
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,923
First off,
275
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:19,093
the hotel suite is not even
that nice.
276
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:21,095
But when you hear somebody
in the other room
277
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,230
speak in an ancient
double tongue
278
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,966
with one of them
low demonic filters on it
279
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,935
that you hear in every
Exorcist film...
280
00:14:29,504 --> 00:14:31,038
you should probably
take the hint.
281
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:40,214
I'm Alexx,
lead singer of Suburban Trash.
282
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:44,985
Umm, and this is Molly,
the bassist.
283
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,020
We've had a few...
284
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,965
Oh, fuck.
285
00:15:04,639 --> 00:15:05,640
Guess who?
286
00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:11,311
I'm sorry, daddy, I screwed up.
287
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,046
Where are you now?
288
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,948
Eleventh floor.
289
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,183
Honey?
290
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,184
Honey?
291
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,520
Just make it go away.
292
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,359
Every slayer
needs his own origin story.
293
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,394
Even your old buddy,
Elliot Jones.
294
00:15:28,663 --> 00:15:29,496
Dad?
295
00:15:29,531 --> 00:15:31,666
Sweetie, where...
Where are you right now?
296
00:15:31,699 --> 00:15:32,966
I'm sorry.
297
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,235
Hey, honey?
298
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,942
That night changed everything.
299
00:15:50,184 --> 00:15:52,252
Some people
mourn like my ex-wife.
300
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:53,721
With a bunch of pills
301
00:15:53,755 --> 00:15:56,056
and a new boyfriend
named Enrique.
302
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:01,028
But some search for the truth.
303
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:05,232
And in my case,
the truth had fangs.
304
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,267
And thus, my new life began.
305
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:12,139
As bodies began to mount,
there was a pattern.
306
00:16:15,777 --> 00:16:20,013
Folks being murdered,
more like harvested,
307
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:22,416
all had the same thing
in common,
308
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:26,086
their blood,
the rarest blood on earth.
309
00:16:30,224 --> 00:16:33,026
Bloodline leading back
to these dumb fucks.
310
00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:04,792
Jack?
311
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,297
- What's up?
- Look at this.
312
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,536
What is this,
from the Winnebago guy?
313
00:17:14,569 --> 00:17:17,304
Yeah, what if he isn't
threatening us,
314
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,740
he was trying to warn us?
315
00:17:18,773 --> 00:17:20,675
You've been warned.
316
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:21,643
Oh, with this?
317
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,145
Come on, calm down, QAnon.
318
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,380
But you don't know anything.
319
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,650
What if... what if this is legit?
320
00:17:28,683 --> 00:17:30,852
Oh, my God.
You always think the worst.
321
00:17:30,885 --> 00:17:31,753
Did it ever occur to you that
322
00:17:31,786 --> 00:17:35,088
this might turn out to be
a good thing?
323
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,124
Holy shit,
Flynn, come here look.
324
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,694
Jack, Jack, come here,
you have to see this.
325
00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:40,728
Come on.
326
00:17:40,762 --> 00:17:43,865
Listen, I promise you,
it's gonna be fine, okay?
327
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,778
Oh, my God,
look, is that Harry Rektor?
328
00:17:56,811 --> 00:17:57,912
That's Steven's nephew.
329
00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:01,749
He has the most amazing animal
protection non-profit.
330
00:18:01,783 --> 00:18:04,284
I think I might be in love.
331
00:18:04,318 --> 00:18:06,386
- Hm-mm.
- What?
332
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,454
You told me to grow up.
333
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,564
Look.
334
00:18:16,598 --> 00:18:18,566
Holy shit.
335
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,667
Now, that's cool.
336
00:18:31,713 --> 00:18:34,214
You must be the Stream Team.
337
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,883
Guilty as charged.
338
00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:37,384
Hmm.
339
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,553
Welcome to Rektor Manor.
340
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:46,628
Come on, come on.
341
00:18:46,661 --> 00:18:48,596
I just, I love it here already.
342
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:49,797
Hey, my Jullionaires.
343
00:18:49,831 --> 00:18:51,431
We're gonna have
an exclusive look
344
00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:54,636
inside Rektor Manor.
345
00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:55,903
Is it true
there's a cryo chamber?
346
00:18:55,937 --> 00:18:57,872
I love cryo.
347
00:18:57,905 --> 00:19:01,876
Uh.
348
00:19:01,909 --> 00:19:03,811
Look, it's a little baby fetus.
349
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:19,259
Welcome, everyone.
350
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:22,195
We are so excited to have you
as our guests.
351
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,397
I'm Beverly Rektor.
352
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,801
You're iconic.
353
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,803
Oh, you're so sweet.
354
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:30,772
You must be Liz Anthony.
355
00:19:30,805 --> 00:19:32,507
Queen of online shopping.
356
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:33,741
[chuckles}
357
00:19:33,775 --> 00:19:35,777
Which makes you, Jack Chambers.
358
00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:36,376
Hi.
359
00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:37,578
King of YouTube.
360
00:19:37,612 --> 00:19:39,246
Yeah.
361
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:42,249
And Jules Jay,
online social goddess.
362
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:45,485
Oh, I...
I wouldn't say goddess.
363
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:46,821
Why are people saying that
all the time?
364
00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:47,689
No.
365
00:19:47,722 --> 00:19:49,657
And you are...
366
00:19:49,691 --> 00:19:51,693
David.
367
00:19:51,726 --> 00:19:53,761
Great.
368
00:19:53,795 --> 00:19:56,964
Flynn Chambers,
Twitch icon and pro gamer.
369
00:19:56,998 --> 00:19:57,965
Am I right?
370
00:19:57,999 --> 00:20:00,300
Uh, not exactly pro yet.
371
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,003
I hear you have an important
match this evening.
372
00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:05,506
Yeah, it's the um,
Modern Warfare semi-finals.
373
00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:07,575
Oh, I love that game.
374
00:20:07,608 --> 00:20:09,342
- No shit.
- Yeah.
375
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,243
Mind if I watch you...
376
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:11,311
Mind if I watch you play?
377
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,446
Mind if I watch you?
378
00:20:23,624 --> 00:20:25,425
Flynn?
379
00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:26,326
Flynn?
380
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,328
You alright, honey?
381
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,530
Oh, just ignore her.
382
00:20:29,564 --> 00:20:30,998
She's fine, seriously.
383
00:20:35,837 --> 00:20:37,538
Ready to see the rest
of the compound?
384
00:20:38,673 --> 00:20:41,408
Yes, please.
385
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:45,046
All of mankind is
divided up into two species.
386
00:20:45,079 --> 00:20:48,750
Normis and La Vampiro Nostra.
387
00:20:48,783 --> 00:20:51,886
Syndicates and families
with different styles,
388
00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:54,055
they're all after
the same thing.
389
00:20:54,088 --> 00:20:55,857
Our fucking blood.
390
00:20:55,890 --> 00:20:57,525
And this is our fitness center.
391
00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:02,496
Any slayer work two
shits and a nickel knows a honeypot
392
00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:03,631
when he sees one.
393
00:21:23,584 --> 00:21:24,519
Hi.
394
00:21:25,853 --> 00:21:27,955
Hey, aren't you that girl?
395
00:21:27,989 --> 00:21:29,824
Am I?
396
00:21:29,857 --> 00:21:31,692
You retweeted my call to action
to save the whales
397
00:21:31,726 --> 00:21:33,895
to like seven million people.
398
00:21:33,928 --> 00:21:35,596
That one thoughtful act really
made a difference,
399
00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:37,932
especially to the whales.
400
00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:40,668
What can I say?
I... I love Willy.
401
00:21:40,701 --> 00:21:41,736
Free Willy.
402
00:21:41,769 --> 00:21:45,405
The movie with the whales.
403
00:21:47,008 --> 00:21:49,376
Harry Rektor.
404
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:52,412
Jules. Jules Jay.
405
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:53,614
You like to ride, Jules?
406
00:21:55,716 --> 00:21:56,984
Excuse me?
407
00:21:57,018 --> 00:21:58,686
Horses?
408
00:21:58,719 --> 00:22:00,721
Oh, oh.
409
00:22:00,755 --> 00:22:01,956
Yeah. Yeah, mhmm.
410
00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:03,390
Yeah, I love horses.
411
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,626
Umm, ponies.
412
00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:08,428
I really love all sizes.
413
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,263
Knock-knock.
414
00:22:09,297 --> 00:22:11,398
- Hey, how's it going?
- Yeah, good.
415
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,800
How we doing in here?
How you doing, man?
416
00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:14,569
I'm sorry, I'm Jack Chambers.
417
00:22:14,602 --> 00:22:15,937
- Is this girl bothering you?
- Fuck off.
418
00:22:15,970 --> 00:22:16,838
Hey, you fuck off.
419
00:22:16,871 --> 00:22:18,438
Although, actually I uh...
420
00:22:19,874 --> 00:22:20,775
Oh, um...
421
00:22:22,944 --> 00:22:24,745
Look at that.
That's so fun.
422
00:22:24,779 --> 00:22:26,379
Uh, this has been great,
but we've gotta go.
423
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,148
We really have to go.
424
00:22:27,181 --> 00:22:28,481
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, come on.
425
00:22:28,516 --> 00:22:29,584
Dude, it was lovely meeting you.
426
00:22:29,617 --> 00:22:30,685
Nice.
427
00:22:30,718 --> 00:22:32,385
Yeah, okay.
Let's go, come on.
428
00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:33,554
Hmm.
429
00:22:33,588 --> 00:22:36,624
Meet me at the stables later
and we can take a ride.
430
00:22:36,657 --> 00:22:38,092
Okay.
431
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:39,359
Yeah, for sure.
432
00:22:50,638 --> 00:22:53,140
David Dean, Stream Team manager.
433
00:22:53,174 --> 00:22:54,909
Hi.
434
00:22:54,942 --> 00:22:56,110
Hey David, how's your wife?
435
00:22:56,143 --> 00:22:58,112
Yeah, David, where's your ring?
436
00:22:58,145 --> 00:23:00,181
Yeah, isn't she pregnant
or something?
437
00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:02,583
Okay, I get it.
438
00:23:02,617 --> 00:23:03,885
Hey guys, it's Jules. And...
439
00:23:03,918 --> 00:23:05,418
Look at 'em.
440
00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:07,955
Ignoring all the signs.
441
00:23:07,989 --> 00:23:11,092
Hey guys, what's up?
It's Jul... So weird.
442
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,526
Everybody but her.
443
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,527
What's wrong?
444
00:23:13,561 --> 00:23:15,029
My post isn't uploading.
445
00:23:15,062 --> 00:23:17,064
Oh, Beverly, I just got a ping
from downstairs.
446
00:23:17,098 --> 00:23:18,498
They're ready for David.
447
00:23:18,532 --> 00:23:20,134
Of course.
448
00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:22,203
Business affairs would like to
go over some deal points.
449
00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:24,772
Oh, yeah, great.
450
00:23:24,805 --> 00:23:27,474
Separating the group one by one.
451
00:23:27,508 --> 00:23:29,644
That means Jack, Flynn, Liz,
Jules.
452
00:23:29,677 --> 00:23:31,545
It's time for you to meet
Mr. Rektor.
453
00:23:31,579 --> 00:23:32,813
Right this way.
454
00:23:32,847 --> 00:23:36,017
Typical vampire
pack-hunting tactics.
455
00:23:36,050 --> 00:23:37,652
You guys have this without me?
456
00:23:37,685 --> 00:23:38,653
Yeah, we got it.
457
00:23:44,659 --> 00:23:45,693
This is where I leave you.
458
00:23:46,928 --> 00:23:47,895
I'm sorry.
459
00:23:47,929 --> 00:23:49,297
This is where you leave me?
460
00:23:49,330 --> 00:23:51,966
Now this part I
admit, it's a bit of a mystery.
461
00:24:00,274 --> 00:24:02,843
See yours truly is gonna use
a little creative license
462
00:24:02,877 --> 00:24:04,645
and paint a picture.
463
00:24:04,679 --> 00:24:07,782
Like that time in Miami
when a Cuban vamp syndicate
464
00:24:07,815 --> 00:24:11,218
lured the bodyguard
of a Congressman to a penthouse.
465
00:24:13,187 --> 00:24:15,256
The bastard never saw it coming.
466
00:24:15,289 --> 00:24:17,892
David Dean, Stream Team manager.
467
00:24:17,925 --> 00:24:20,561
Which brings me
back to this idiot schmuck turd.
468
00:24:20,594 --> 00:24:23,197
Uh, I was told to meet here
to go over the deal points.
469
00:24:23,230 --> 00:24:25,066
Nah, that's not the right music.
470
00:24:25,099 --> 00:24:26,200
Let's try this.
471
00:24:28,736 --> 00:24:30,004
That's more like it.
472
00:24:37,044 --> 00:24:38,980
Alright, I know
what you're thinking.
473
00:24:39,013 --> 00:24:42,049
Why they don't just get to it
and waste this asshole?
474
00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:44,952
I'll tell you.
It's a chemical thing.
475
00:24:44,986 --> 00:24:47,722
They say the more anticipation
and fear
476
00:24:47,755 --> 00:24:51,125
that the victim can experience
before the bloodletting,
477
00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:53,027
makes the blood taste
even sweeter.
478
00:24:53,060 --> 00:24:54,028
Jeez.
479
00:25:04,638 --> 00:25:05,639
Fuck...
480
00:25:34,869 --> 00:25:37,304
So, where is Steven?
481
00:25:37,338 --> 00:25:38,706
Natalie didn't tell you?
482
00:25:38,739 --> 00:25:40,608
Not yet.
483
00:25:40,641 --> 00:25:43,310
Steven can't actually see you.
484
00:25:43,344 --> 00:25:44,945
Excuse me?
485
00:25:44,979 --> 00:25:46,947
My husband is in need of care
486
00:25:46,981 --> 00:25:49,183
and he's only able to interact
in person with those
487
00:25:49,216 --> 00:25:50,751
who have taken the vaccine.
488
00:25:50,785 --> 00:25:52,319
Our vaccine.
489
00:25:52,353 --> 00:25:53,988
So, without further ado.
490
00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:58,926
Greetings, my friends.
491
00:25:58,959 --> 00:26:00,061
I thank you for making
the journey
492
00:26:00,094 --> 00:26:01,262
with such short notice.
493
00:26:01,295 --> 00:26:02,363
Of course, sir.
494
00:26:02,396 --> 00:26:04,165
We are massive fans.
495
00:26:04,198 --> 00:26:05,666
- Yeah.
- We are?
496
00:26:05,699 --> 00:26:06,867
I suppose you
might be wondering about Beverly and I
497
00:26:06,901 --> 00:26:09,336
took such an interest
in your little outfit.
498
00:26:09,370 --> 00:26:10,704
Definitely.
499
00:26:10,738 --> 00:26:13,140
After a
century of infecting our planet
500
00:26:13,174 --> 00:26:16,243
with greed, toxins,
and overpopulation,
501
00:26:16,277 --> 00:26:18,612
the planet is fighting back.
502
00:26:18,646 --> 00:26:20,014
The viruses won't stop.
503
00:26:20,047 --> 00:26:21,982
They will continue to mutate.
504
00:26:22,016 --> 00:26:23,717
So, we need to build
a new kind of human.
505
00:26:23,751 --> 00:26:25,219
Stronger, immune.
506
00:26:25,252 --> 00:26:27,321
True warriors.
507
00:26:27,354 --> 00:26:29,690
And you all can be the match
that lights the fire.
508
00:26:29,723 --> 00:26:30,758
Huh.
509
00:26:30,791 --> 00:26:32,827
- Amazing.
- Really?
510
00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:34,795
What my genius husband
is trying to say,
511
00:26:34,829 --> 00:26:36,230
is that we think
you can help us promote
512
00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:38,666
The Rektor Foundation's
new super vaccine
513
00:26:38,699 --> 00:26:40,668
that can turn millions
of possible deaths
514
00:26:40,701 --> 00:26:43,671
into something even more amazing
than just being alive.
515
00:26:43,704 --> 00:26:45,706
Being totally immune
to everything.
516
00:26:45,739 --> 00:26:48,375
And for your promotion
to your combined user base
517
00:26:48,409 --> 00:26:50,377
of 55 million plus,
518
00:26:50,411 --> 00:26:53,848
we're gonna pay you to the tune
of $15 million.
519
00:26:53,881 --> 00:26:54,982
And that's just year one.
520
00:26:56,917 --> 00:26:58,219
Holy shit.
521
00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:12,766
- Uh, we're in.
- Yeah.
522
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:13,667
Nope.
523
00:27:15,836 --> 00:27:20,174
Uh, um,
do you mind giving us a beat?
524
00:27:20,207 --> 00:27:21,208
Of course.
525
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,681
Jesus, Flynn,
we're about to make millions
526
00:27:27,715 --> 00:27:28,816
by saving the world.
527
00:27:28,849 --> 00:27:30,818
How is it possible you can find
a problem with that?
528
00:27:30,851 --> 00:27:32,119
She's got a point, sis.
529
00:27:32,153 --> 00:27:33,721
But why us?
530
00:27:33,754 --> 00:27:36,724
Uh, hello.
She literally just told us.
531
00:27:36,757 --> 00:27:39,093
No way, they're...
They're hiding something, okay.
532
00:27:39,126 --> 00:27:41,729
That's too much money.
It's too top secret.
533
00:27:41,762 --> 00:27:42,696
That paper that
that guy gave me today...
534
00:27:42,730 --> 00:27:43,697
No, no,
535
00:27:43,731 --> 00:27:44,965
are you seriously talking
about the creepy guy
536
00:27:44,999 --> 00:27:45,966
who threatened to kill us?
537
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,001
- Gross.
- Okay.
538
00:27:47,034 --> 00:27:48,469
Yes, the amount they're offering
539
00:27:48,503 --> 00:27:50,004
- is weirdly high.
- I mean, we would have do...
540
00:27:50,037 --> 00:27:51,405
We would have done this
for what?
541
00:27:51,438 --> 00:27:52,473
Half a mil?
542
00:27:52,507 --> 00:27:53,908
And also, where's David?
543
00:27:53,941 --> 00:27:55,342
- He should be here, right?
- Yes.
544
00:27:55,376 --> 00:27:56,710
Okay, seriously, Jack.
545
00:27:56,744 --> 00:27:57,878
I can't with her.
546
00:27:57,912 --> 00:27:59,280
You always side
with your sister.
547
00:27:59,313 --> 00:28:00,314
What?
548
00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:03,350
Look, she is not you're only
dependent anymore.
549
00:28:03,384 --> 00:28:04,985
I'm your family now.
550
00:28:05,019 --> 00:28:06,420
Come on, don't you trust
my instincts?
551
00:28:10,958 --> 00:28:11,992
I'm sorry.
552
00:28:14,328 --> 00:28:16,297
- Fuck this. I'm out.
- Flynn?
553
00:28:16,330 --> 00:28:18,299
Jack, look,
just let her go, okay.
554
00:28:18,332 --> 00:28:20,501
Let her go.
It's not about her.
555
00:28:20,535 --> 00:28:22,336
This is about us.
556
00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:24,004
Okay.
557
00:28:24,038 --> 00:28:26,340
You built the Stream Team
from the ground up.
558
00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:27,341
You deserve this.
559
00:28:29,009 --> 00:28:30,411
Okay.
560
00:28:30,444 --> 00:28:32,246
Yeah, okay. Yeah.
561
00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:33,314
Let's do this.
562
00:28:33,347 --> 00:28:34,448
- Okay.
- Okay.
563
00:28:39,086 --> 00:28:43,791
Now, before you sign,
there's just one more thing.
564
00:28:43,824 --> 00:28:46,393
Times are changing
in our media empire.
565
00:28:46,427 --> 00:28:49,330
And because of Steven's health
and none of our heirs
566
00:28:49,363 --> 00:28:51,198
willing to take the reins,
567
00:28:51,232 --> 00:28:53,367
we've been on the hunt
for new partners.
568
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,436
Not just to carry on the legacy
of our company,
569
00:28:55,469 --> 00:28:58,772
but to reinvent it
for today's audience.
570
00:28:58,806 --> 00:29:01,275
Jack, I've
been watching you for years.
571
00:29:01,308 --> 00:29:05,179
You can do so much more
and with my power,
572
00:29:05,212 --> 00:29:06,514
you'll be unstoppable.
573
00:29:07,582 --> 00:29:09,984
Uh, I'm sorry.
574
00:29:10,017 --> 00:29:12,019
Are you talking
about giving us your...
575
00:29:12,052 --> 00:29:13,954
My company?
576
00:29:13,988 --> 00:29:15,523
Yes.
577
00:29:15,557 --> 00:29:17,191
Oh.
578
00:29:17,224 --> 00:29:18,560
Oh, my God.
579
00:29:18,593 --> 00:29:19,860
It's really happening, babe.
580
00:29:19,893 --> 00:29:20,928
We're gonna be billionaires.
581
00:29:20,961 --> 00:29:22,196
Babe.
582
00:29:22,229 --> 00:29:23,230
Ahem.
583
00:29:23,264 --> 00:29:24,798
Uh, no offense.
584
00:29:24,832 --> 00:29:28,335
We are insanely flattered,
but um... why us?
585
00:29:28,369 --> 00:29:30,137
It's simple math, really.
586
00:29:30,170 --> 00:29:32,139
Our research shows
that you alone engage
587
00:29:32,172 --> 00:29:34,408
with ten times more users
under the age of 25
588
00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:38,245
than any other public figure
in the world.
589
00:29:38,279 --> 00:29:39,514
I do?
590
00:29:39,547 --> 00:29:42,016
Of course you do,
my handsome man.
591
00:29:43,317 --> 00:29:45,219
Your 55 million followers
are just the beginning.
592
00:29:45,252 --> 00:29:47,121
Combined with our network
capabilities,
593
00:29:47,154 --> 00:29:49,223
they will expand to hundreds
of millions,
594
00:29:49,256 --> 00:29:51,358
become the backbone
of consumer buyers,
595
00:29:51,392 --> 00:29:54,562
controlling advertising spends,
political influence,
596
00:29:54,596 --> 00:29:55,929
and world markets.
597
00:29:59,266 --> 00:30:02,537
What we're proposing
is a trial merger.
598
00:30:02,570 --> 00:30:05,172
See, how we feel about you
and your new role
599
00:30:05,205 --> 00:30:06,974
as leader of our media group
600
00:30:07,007 --> 00:30:09,209
and after six months,
we make it a little more formal.
601
00:30:12,212 --> 00:30:13,847
It's a simple offer sheet.
602
00:30:13,881 --> 00:30:15,249
David already looked it over.
603
00:30:15,282 --> 00:30:17,051
- It's just...
- Oh, fuck.
604
00:30:18,018 --> 00:30:19,853
Anything
you see or participate in
605
00:30:19,887 --> 00:30:22,524
during this trial merger
stays between us.
606
00:30:22,557 --> 00:30:25,959
It's like a formal family deal
before all the business stuff
607
00:30:25,993 --> 00:30:27,094
gets ironed out.
608
00:30:31,432 --> 00:30:32,900
Yeah.
609
00:30:37,938 --> 00:30:39,440
You ready?
610
00:30:39,473 --> 00:30:44,411
Uh... here we go.
611
00:30:51,985 --> 00:30:53,053
Great.
612
00:30:55,923 --> 00:30:57,458
- Oh, it's amazing.
- Yeah.
613
00:31:01,495 --> 00:31:03,565
This is seriously the best day
of my life.
614
00:31:03,598 --> 00:31:05,132
Well, I mean apart
from our wedding...
615
00:31:05,165 --> 00:31:07,034
- Yeah.
- Of course.
616
00:31:07,067 --> 00:31:08,469
What's up, my Jullionaires?
617
00:31:08,503 --> 00:31:12,005
I'm getting ready for a date
with a real life cowboy.
618
00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:15,342
So, if you have pro tips,
make sure to DM them to me
619
00:31:15,376 --> 00:31:18,212
or comment down below
to impress him.
620
00:31:18,245 --> 00:31:21,516
And I've also been using
Wewe Face Glow,
621
00:31:21,549 --> 00:31:24,485
which is what's keeping me
glowing.
622
00:31:24,519 --> 00:31:28,155
So, uh, for more info,
just check in the link above.
623
00:31:28,188 --> 00:31:31,291
Or swipe up to see more.
624
00:31:31,325 --> 00:31:32,326
Bye, guys.
625
00:31:35,262 --> 00:31:36,363
Oh, Jesus.
626
00:31:38,365 --> 00:31:40,000
What, is the deal off?
627
00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:42,302
No, deal's very much on.
628
00:31:42,336 --> 00:31:44,238
Then what's wrong?
629
00:31:44,271 --> 00:31:46,306
Uh, there is something seriously
off about this place
630
00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:48,409
and I want no part of it.
631
00:31:48,442 --> 00:31:49,943
Okay.
632
00:31:49,977 --> 00:31:51,679
Don't have a Flynn attack.
633
00:31:51,713 --> 00:31:54,114
- Calm down.
- I'm calm.
634
00:31:54,148 --> 00:31:56,651
I'm just telling you
I think we should go now.
635
00:31:56,684 --> 00:31:58,419
What about your brother and Liz?
636
00:31:58,452 --> 00:32:00,487
They won't listen.
637
00:32:00,522 --> 00:32:02,322
I think this shit's bad.
638
00:32:02,356 --> 00:32:05,292
Okay, what if that guy
on the road earlier was right
639
00:32:05,325 --> 00:32:07,394
and these people
aren't just greedy,
640
00:32:07,428 --> 00:32:09,062
they're evil?
641
00:32:09,096 --> 00:32:10,632
Evil, really?
642
00:32:10,665 --> 00:32:13,200
That thing I read earlier said
Rektor's up to something.
643
00:32:13,233 --> 00:32:15,703
And now they're offering us
all this crazy money
644
00:32:15,737 --> 00:32:17,505
to help them promote it.
645
00:32:17,539 --> 00:32:19,039
What kind of money?
646
00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:20,174
Half a mil? Million?
647
00:32:20,207 --> 00:32:22,042
Are they including me?
648
00:32:22,075 --> 00:32:23,377
I'm serious.
649
00:32:23,410 --> 00:32:25,547
- Are you coming with me or not?
- I would.
650
00:32:25,580 --> 00:32:27,247
I really, really would but um,
651
00:32:27,281 --> 00:32:28,750
actually I have a date tonight.
652
00:32:28,783 --> 00:32:30,484
Harry.
653
00:32:30,518 --> 00:32:32,453
A date.
654
00:32:32,486 --> 00:32:34,121
Oh, Flynn, come on.
655
00:32:34,154 --> 00:32:36,056
No, no, it's super cool.
656
00:32:36,089 --> 00:32:37,191
No one believes me.
657
00:32:37,224 --> 00:32:39,527
Everyone thinks
I'm just fucking nuts.
658
00:32:39,561 --> 00:32:42,530
I guess I'll try to find
a signal somewhere
659
00:32:42,564 --> 00:32:44,331
and see if I can catch an Uber
660
00:32:44,364 --> 00:32:47,602
to go play my semi-final
death match alone.
661
00:32:47,635 --> 00:32:49,704
Okay, sorry.
662
00:32:49,737 --> 00:32:51,506
Text me.
663
00:32:51,539 --> 00:32:52,473
Good luck with your death match.
664
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,187
You gotta be shitting me.
665
00:33:14,294 --> 00:33:15,530
I can... unbelievable.
666
00:33:21,703 --> 00:33:23,805
Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.
667
00:34:02,610 --> 00:34:04,478
Shhh, shh.
668
00:34:04,512 --> 00:34:05,847
Don't... don't move.
669
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:06,781
Sshh.
670
00:34:06,814 --> 00:34:09,383
Don't scream.
671
00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:11,285
- Get away from me.
- Shhh.
672
00:34:11,318 --> 00:34:13,086
The feeding hour is upon us.
673
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,223
Their heightened senses means
they can see everything.
674
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,761
What the hell's the matter
with you, dude?
675
00:34:19,794 --> 00:34:21,194
You can't just grab me.
676
00:34:21,228 --> 00:34:22,530
You know what?
677
00:34:22,564 --> 00:34:23,631
They had a valid fucking point.
678
00:34:23,665 --> 00:34:24,532
You're the one
I should be scared of.
679
00:34:24,566 --> 00:34:26,701
Not Rektor.
680
00:34:26,734 --> 00:34:27,869
Put that mace down.
681
00:34:27,902 --> 00:34:29,604
I'm trying to save you, Flynn.
682
00:34:29,637 --> 00:34:30,738
How do you know my name?
683
00:34:30,772 --> 00:34:31,573
I'll explain that later.
684
00:34:31,606 --> 00:34:33,307
No, you're going to
explain it now
685
00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:34,408
or I'm screaming.
686
00:34:34,441 --> 00:34:35,475
We don't have time for this.
687
00:34:37,344 --> 00:34:38,613
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
688
00:34:40,447 --> 00:34:41,683
Where the hell are you going?
689
00:34:41,716 --> 00:34:43,183
Hey!
690
00:34:43,216 --> 00:34:45,285
You can't get a fucking signal
out here.
691
00:34:45,319 --> 00:34:47,154
They only get a signal
when they want you to.
692
00:34:47,889 --> 00:34:48,756
Hey?
693
00:34:48,790 --> 00:34:51,358
Come with me now
before it's too late.
694
00:34:51,391 --> 00:34:52,860
I don't need your help, old man.
695
00:34:59,934 --> 00:35:01,368
Oh, I love this.
696
00:35:01,401 --> 00:35:05,439
The smell is so authentic.
697
00:35:05,472 --> 00:35:06,741
It's great.
698
00:35:09,711 --> 00:35:11,879
Jules...
699
00:35:11,913 --> 00:35:13,648
I'm waiting for you.
700
00:35:13,681 --> 00:35:14,749
Harry?
701
00:35:17,384 --> 00:35:18,853
Is that you?
702
00:35:18,886 --> 00:35:20,855
Why don't you
come this way, little lady?
703
00:35:24,224 --> 00:35:26,694
Shit.
704
00:35:50,785 --> 00:35:51,853
Guys?
705
00:35:51,886 --> 00:35:53,353
Guys?
706
00:35:57,625 --> 00:35:59,594
Jack?
707
00:35:59,627 --> 00:36:00,695
Liz?
708
00:36:07,935 --> 00:36:08,836
Shit.
709
00:36:17,444 --> 00:36:18,613
That's more like it.
710
00:36:42,770 --> 00:36:44,404
Shit!
711
00:36:44,438 --> 00:36:45,372
Fuck.
712
00:36:57,018 --> 00:36:59,352
Calm down, you freak.
713
00:36:59,386 --> 00:37:00,822
You're just letting Flynn
get into your head.
714
00:37:12,033 --> 00:37:14,367
I uh, took the liberty
of trying the wine.
715
00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:16,938
It's really good.
716
00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:21,408
Is it bio dynamic?
717
00:37:21,441 --> 00:37:22,677
Jules?
718
00:37:29,650 --> 00:37:32,252
Don't worry, cutie,
I'm coming for you.
719
00:37:41,095 --> 00:37:42,997
Hello, Jules.
720
00:37:43,030 --> 00:37:44,331
Oh, shit.
721
00:37:45,767 --> 00:37:49,402
Listen, I'm not gonna
tell anyone
722
00:37:49,436 --> 00:37:51,606
what you guys are up to.
723
00:37:51,639 --> 00:37:52,707
I promise.
724
00:37:52,740 --> 00:37:54,675
Just... just... just let me go.
725
00:37:54,709 --> 00:37:56,577
That's not happening, Jules.
726
00:37:56,611 --> 00:37:58,411
Okay. I thought
that you were a nice guy!
727
00:37:58,445 --> 00:37:59,647
No, I ain't.
728
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:00,782
Why me?
729
00:38:00,815 --> 00:38:02,517
You... you love animals.
730
00:38:02,550 --> 00:38:03,851
Remember, the whales?
731
00:38:03,885 --> 00:38:05,686
I love animals.
732
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,955
I just hate humans.
733
00:38:09,624 --> 00:38:10,558
Jules!
734
00:38:14,095 --> 00:38:16,396
You smell tender and juicy.
735
00:38:16,429 --> 00:38:19,399
Aah!
736
00:38:19,432 --> 00:38:21,736
Never trust a guy
with a man bun.
737
00:38:21,769 --> 00:38:22,770
Jules!
738
00:38:26,707 --> 00:38:28,943
Flynn! Flynn!
739
00:38:28,976 --> 00:38:30,410
Don't fight the catch...
740
00:38:32,747 --> 00:38:34,515
We have a connection.
741
00:38:52,066 --> 00:38:54,501
- Jules!
- Flynn! Flynn!
742
00:39:03,811 --> 00:39:04,879
Ah!
743
00:39:11,418 --> 00:39:13,020
Lesson learned.
744
00:39:13,054 --> 00:39:15,590
Never accept a date from a dude
with a man bun.
745
00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:24,966
No. No, no, no, no.
746
00:39:24,999 --> 00:39:27,568
No more swipes
up for you, sweetheart.
747
00:39:30,104 --> 00:39:32,372
You have nowhere to run!
748
00:39:43,918 --> 00:39:45,987
Looks like you needed my help
after all.
749
00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:46,821
How did you...
750
00:39:46,854 --> 00:39:49,023
Know you're gonna get
eaten alive?
751
00:39:49,056 --> 00:39:49,991
Kind of, yeah.
752
00:39:58,532 --> 00:40:00,334
You should come out with me.
I'll show you.
753
00:40:04,205 --> 00:40:05,139
Really?
754
00:40:05,172 --> 00:40:06,941
We're gonna do this shit again?
755
00:40:06,974 --> 00:40:08,609
No, no, I'm coming. I just...
756
00:40:08,643 --> 00:40:10,044
We have to save my brother, too.
757
00:40:11,212 --> 00:40:13,114
Alright, we'll see. Come on.
758
00:40:18,552 --> 00:40:21,155
Oh, wow.
759
00:40:21,188 --> 00:40:23,124
This feels like...
760
00:40:23,157 --> 00:40:24,158
Home?
761
00:40:27,695 --> 00:40:31,666
Our 500 print and television
subsidiaries worldwide
762
00:40:31,699 --> 00:40:34,635
make up 90 percent
of the global market.
763
00:40:34,669 --> 00:40:37,505
By the end of the decade,
we plan to have acquired
764
00:40:37,538 --> 00:40:39,106
- all of them.
- Sweet.
765
00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:39,974
People, they call me,
766
00:40:40,007 --> 00:40:42,510
heartless, a capitalist,
a gold digger.
767
00:40:42,543 --> 00:40:45,246
And this of course
one of our many satellite locations,
768
00:40:45,279 --> 00:40:47,949
where all data and imagery
are run through our algorithms
769
00:40:47,982 --> 00:40:49,717
straight up to the cloud.
770
00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:51,484
Sweet.
771
00:40:51,519 --> 00:40:53,955
Algorithms are kind of my jam.
772
00:40:53,988 --> 00:40:56,657
I just... I keep searching
for a sense of security
773
00:40:56,691 --> 00:40:58,259
and I know that the second
I find it,
774
00:40:58,292 --> 00:40:59,860
I'm gonna be a whole new person.
775
00:41:01,228 --> 00:41:05,866
Well, I think you found it,
baby girl.
776
00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:06,767
Come on.
777
00:41:08,002 --> 00:41:09,670
We like to
think of our algorithm
778
00:41:09,704 --> 00:41:11,872
as a giant filter
779
00:41:11,906 --> 00:41:14,909
for all the world's facts,
narratives, and viewpoints.
780
00:41:14,942 --> 00:41:16,210
You ready for some real fun?
781
00:41:16,243 --> 00:41:17,144
Yes.
782
00:41:20,748 --> 00:41:22,149
Oh, wow.
783
00:41:22,183 --> 00:41:24,018
Whether you're
moderate or conservative
784
00:41:24,051 --> 00:41:27,955
leftist, fascist, anarchist,
it doesn't matter to us.
785
00:41:27,989 --> 00:41:30,591
My 1975 Halston.
786
00:41:30,624 --> 00:41:33,594
Jackie Onassis wore it once
before I bought it.
787
00:41:33,627 --> 00:41:34,895
Do you wanna try it on?
788
00:41:34,929 --> 00:41:36,697
Heck yeah.
789
00:41:42,336 --> 00:41:45,039
What's mine is yours.
790
00:41:45,072 --> 00:41:46,674
Our ethos has always been,
791
00:41:46,707 --> 00:41:48,843
why be a part
of the conversation,
792
00:41:48,876 --> 00:41:51,746
when you could construct
the conversation itself?
793
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,281
Great question.
794
00:41:57,218 --> 00:41:58,252
Sorry, was that a question?
795
00:42:04,258 --> 00:42:06,861
Good eye.
796
00:42:06,894 --> 00:42:09,964
This is some top secret shit
797
00:42:09,997 --> 00:42:12,166
that I should not be
showing you.
798
00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:13,667
Is it Botox?
799
00:42:13,701 --> 00:42:15,636
This is the vaccine.
800
00:42:17,238 --> 00:42:19,206
It's gonna heal the world.
801
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:22,009
Total immunity to everything.
802
00:42:22,043 --> 00:42:23,010
Everything?
803
00:42:24,645 --> 00:42:29,683
Just one little shot
and nothing will ever stop you.
804
00:42:29,717 --> 00:42:31,318
Can I do it now?
805
00:42:31,352 --> 00:42:32,887
No.
806
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,655
Oh.
807
00:42:34,688 --> 00:42:36,123
But.
808
00:42:36,157 --> 00:42:37,792
But?
809
00:42:37,825 --> 00:42:40,961
Seeing that we're already
like family
810
00:42:40,995 --> 00:42:44,131
and this is a momentous
occasion,
811
00:42:44,165 --> 00:42:46,033
it feels right
to make an exception.
812
00:42:49,036 --> 00:42:53,174
Now, if an ageless billionaire
has pulled you into a wardrobe,
813
00:42:53,207 --> 00:42:56,177
inviting you to try
a secret serum in a syringe
814
00:42:56,210 --> 00:42:58,179
from a creepy wooden box...
815
00:42:58,212 --> 00:43:00,714
You ready to be
an untouchable queen?
816
00:43:00,748 --> 00:43:01,682
Just say...
817
00:43:01,715 --> 00:43:02,683
Yes.
818
00:43:02,716 --> 00:43:03,951
Yes, please.
819
00:43:03,984 --> 00:43:06,654
Wrong answer, sweetheart.
820
00:43:06,687 --> 00:43:08,022
Hey, uh, thanks for the tour,
821
00:43:08,055 --> 00:43:10,324
but I should probably
be heading back.
822
00:43:10,357 --> 00:43:12,093
My sister
and my friends are probably
823
00:43:12,126 --> 00:43:13,194
wondering about me.
824
00:43:14,428 --> 00:43:15,629
Here we go.
825
00:43:19,667 --> 00:43:22,002
You haven't even met
Mr. Rektor yet.
826
00:43:22,036 --> 00:43:25,005
Oh, uh, oh, why, is he around?
827
00:44:13,487 --> 00:44:17,291
Welcome to the rest
of your life.
828
00:44:22,163 --> 00:44:23,664
No shit.
829
00:44:26,867 --> 00:44:30,037
I grew up pulling all-nighters
to watch re-runs of your show.
830
00:44:32,106 --> 00:44:34,275
Catch A
Criminal with Elliot Jones.
831
00:44:34,308 --> 00:44:37,111
If you're a criminal
preying on the innocent,
832
00:44:37,144 --> 00:44:39,113
if you assault, rape,
and kill...
833
00:44:39,146 --> 00:44:40,114
Aahhh!
834
00:44:40,147 --> 00:44:41,916
We have a message for you.
835
00:44:41,949 --> 00:44:42,917
Watch out.
836
00:44:42,950 --> 00:44:45,119
Justice is back in town.
837
00:44:45,152 --> 00:44:48,189
Ride alone with Elliot Jones
as he investigates,
838
00:44:48,222 --> 00:44:50,991
pursues,
and brings down the darkest,
839
00:44:51,025 --> 00:44:54,195
most elusive night stalking
predators on our streets.
840
00:44:54,228 --> 00:44:56,330
Catch A Criminal
with Elliot Jones.
841
00:44:56,363 --> 00:44:57,932
Making America safer.
842
00:45:02,102 --> 00:45:04,371
Catch A Criminal
with Elliot Jones.
843
00:45:04,405 --> 00:45:08,375
Thursdays
at 9:00, 8:00 Central on BDN.
844
00:45:16,283 --> 00:45:17,318
What happened to you?
845
00:45:23,490 --> 00:45:26,827
My daughter, Molly, she was...
846
00:45:28,495 --> 00:45:30,264
she was murdered
in the hotel suite
847
00:45:30,297 --> 00:45:32,066
of a record label executive.
848
00:45:35,069 --> 00:45:40,774
So... there was a trial,
highly publicized search
849
00:45:40,808 --> 00:45:43,511
for her killer
and all that bullshit.
850
00:45:43,545 --> 00:45:48,115
That's what led to setting
the whole show in motion.
851
00:45:48,148 --> 00:45:51,519
But it was all for her,
it was all for Molly.
852
00:45:54,855 --> 00:45:58,926
I followed every clue
until it led me to the...
853
00:46:00,928 --> 00:46:02,796
The owner of the record label.
854
00:46:02,830 --> 00:46:04,865
Hmm.
855
00:46:04,898 --> 00:46:11,305
Who also happened to be
the owner of the network
856
00:46:11,338 --> 00:46:13,575
that paid for my show.
857
00:46:13,608 --> 00:46:15,175
Steven Rektor.
858
00:46:18,245 --> 00:46:20,548
Steven fucking Rektor.
859
00:46:23,484 --> 00:46:25,986
This is our newest feature,
860
00:46:26,020 --> 00:46:28,590
personally designed
by Mr. Rektor himself.
861
00:46:28,623 --> 00:46:29,456
It's the latest
862
00:46:29,490 --> 00:46:32,192
in immersive
audio-visual experiences.
863
00:46:32,226 --> 00:46:33,827
What like VR?
864
00:46:33,861 --> 00:46:35,296
Like nothing you've ever seen.
865
00:46:39,366 --> 00:46:41,536
A lot of people
think that vampires is the stuff
866
00:46:41,569 --> 00:46:44,271
of fairy tales, and novels,
and all that bullshit.
867
00:46:44,305 --> 00:46:47,207
But little do they know
that Bram Stoker himself
868
00:46:47,241 --> 00:46:48,909
was a vampire!
869
00:46:48,942 --> 00:46:52,346
Making up lies to distract us
from the truth.
870
00:46:52,379 --> 00:46:56,584
That the vampire illuminati
not only walks among us,
871
00:46:56,618 --> 00:47:02,189
they've gamed our entire system,
our financial institutions.
872
00:47:02,222 --> 00:47:04,291
We got shadow governments
making up laws
873
00:47:04,325 --> 00:47:06,093
we don't even
fucking know about.
874
00:47:06,126 --> 00:47:09,430
Massive media mergers,
algorithms, data mining
875
00:47:09,463 --> 00:47:11,465
to control what people think.
876
00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:14,168
While the police state
keeps us in line.
877
00:47:15,102 --> 00:47:17,938
Now, we got a vaccine.
878
00:47:17,971 --> 00:47:20,474
Yeah, all in the name
of healing the world
879
00:47:20,508 --> 00:47:23,110
when it's really about keeping
our blood clean enough
880
00:47:23,143 --> 00:47:24,646
for their consumption.
881
00:47:24,679 --> 00:47:29,216
Rooting out the prey from
a super society of predators
882
00:47:29,249 --> 00:47:35,657
who worship at the altar
of a vampire illuminati.
883
00:47:35,690 --> 00:47:37,057
And that's the truth, baby.
884
00:47:39,927 --> 00:47:43,531
Okay so, I just lie there.
885
00:47:43,565 --> 00:47:46,500
Clothes on obviously, right.
No? Okay, I'm joking.
886
00:47:46,534 --> 00:47:47,635
Alright.
887
00:47:49,637 --> 00:47:50,904
Whoa, here we go.
888
00:47:54,975 --> 00:47:56,210
Have fun.
889
00:48:54,134 --> 00:48:55,035
Hello?
890
00:48:57,572 --> 00:48:58,405
Hello, Jack.
891
00:49:01,375 --> 00:49:02,544
Steven?
892
00:49:02,577 --> 00:49:04,411
Cocksuckers, hang on a second.
893
00:49:05,713 --> 00:49:07,448
Here we go.
894
00:49:07,481 --> 00:49:08,583
Here we go.
895
00:49:11,285 --> 00:49:12,554
The Omega Society.
896
00:49:12,587 --> 00:49:14,488
It's the oldest
and most secretive society
897
00:49:14,522 --> 00:49:16,390
on the planet.
898
00:49:16,423 --> 00:49:17,958
It's more of a cult really.
899
00:49:19,527 --> 00:49:22,296
Their origins date back
since before recorded history.
900
00:49:23,497 --> 00:49:24,599
Want a smoke?
901
00:49:24,632 --> 00:49:26,701
Uh, I... I vape.
902
00:49:26,734 --> 00:49:27,702
Grow up.
903
00:49:29,771 --> 00:49:35,008
Look, they lived off the blood
of small mammals until...
904
00:49:35,042 --> 00:49:38,312
until they realized
that drinking human blood
905
00:49:38,345 --> 00:49:40,582
would give them immortal life.
906
00:49:40,615 --> 00:49:43,551
If they drank it often enough.
907
00:49:43,585 --> 00:49:45,520
But it wasn't long
until us humans
908
00:49:45,553 --> 00:49:47,221
started fighting back.
909
00:49:47,254 --> 00:49:48,121
By the Middle Ages,
910
00:49:48,155 --> 00:49:50,057
we had these motherfuckers
on the run.
911
00:49:50,090 --> 00:49:53,628
Then, they came up
with a new tactic.
912
00:49:53,661 --> 00:49:57,064
Fleeing their villages
in a mass migration.
913
00:49:57,097 --> 00:49:59,767
And then reintegrating
into our society,
914
00:49:59,801 --> 00:50:04,606
pretending... pretending,
mind you, to be one of us.
915
00:50:04,639 --> 00:50:06,139
But they're weak.
916
00:50:06,173 --> 00:50:08,075
They have a disease.
917
00:50:08,108 --> 00:50:11,713
The whole family
has had a disease for 350 years.
918
00:50:11,746 --> 00:50:14,147
And now Rektor's dying.
919
00:50:14,181 --> 00:50:16,183
And he thinks you're the cure.
920
00:50:16,216 --> 00:50:17,585
What do you mean cure?
921
00:50:17,619 --> 00:50:20,153
Hunters way before me
have been documenting their kills
922
00:50:20,187 --> 00:50:21,756
for centuries.
923
00:50:21,789 --> 00:50:25,392
But there is one event
that changed everything.
924
00:50:25,425 --> 00:50:27,261
1627.
925
00:50:27,294 --> 00:50:29,463
During the Würzberg
witch trials,
926
00:50:29,496 --> 00:50:32,767
a young woman,
a leper was prayed over
927
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,370
by a powerful French cleric
Armand Jean du som...
928
00:50:36,403 --> 00:50:37,437
Something.
929
00:50:37,471 --> 00:50:39,707
Said to be touched by God
Himself.
930
00:50:39,741 --> 00:50:41,241
Anyway, puts his hands on her,
931
00:50:41,275 --> 00:50:44,077
says a prayer, and boom,
she's healed.
932
00:50:44,111 --> 00:50:45,112
Just like that.
933
00:50:45,145 --> 00:50:46,280
True miracle.
934
00:50:46,313 --> 00:50:49,216
Well, she healed so fast,
they thought she was a witch.
935
00:50:49,249 --> 00:50:51,753
Decided to burn her at the stake
936
00:50:51,786 --> 00:50:54,522
but the night
before her execution,
937
00:50:54,556 --> 00:50:55,657
she had a visitor.
938
00:50:57,190 --> 00:51:00,327
A vampire patriarch
brutally drained her
939
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:04,666
of every ounce of blood
in her frail body.
940
00:51:04,699 --> 00:51:10,270
But her blood...
...it was special.
941
00:51:10,304 --> 00:51:12,874
Infused by
the Holy Spirit himself
942
00:51:12,907 --> 00:51:14,709
thanks to the cleric, you see.
943
00:51:14,742 --> 00:51:19,179
She was given the divine gift
of life.
944
00:51:19,212 --> 00:51:23,116
That will wreak havoc
on the dead.
945
00:51:23,150 --> 00:51:26,821
Her name was lost through time,
but she was forever referred to
946
00:51:26,854 --> 00:51:32,827
as the "Geist des Schicksals",
"the Ghost of Fate".
947
00:51:32,860 --> 00:51:35,530
And through the centuries,
that infected bloodline
948
00:51:35,563 --> 00:51:38,633
has run rampant
through the Rektor family
949
00:51:38,666 --> 00:51:41,836
making each generation
shorter, and weaker,
950
00:51:41,869 --> 00:51:44,806
and more desperate
than the ones before.
951
00:51:44,839 --> 00:51:48,509
And now Steven Rektor thinks
that you and Jack are the cure.
952
00:51:48,543 --> 00:51:49,744
Holy shit.
953
00:51:49,777 --> 00:51:51,779
And hell, I think they're right!
954
00:51:51,813 --> 00:51:54,916
My theory is that not only is
your blood the right type,
955
00:51:54,949 --> 00:51:57,317
but you and Jack have
Rektor DNA.
956
00:51:57,351 --> 00:52:00,622
Your great grandpa
Wilbur Chambers
957
00:52:00,655 --> 00:52:05,860
married a Lydia Riechtor,
which could have been Rektor.
958
00:52:05,893 --> 00:52:07,595
Vampires are changing
their fucking names
959
00:52:07,629 --> 00:52:08,663
all the time,
960
00:52:08,696 --> 00:52:11,331
That's why they're after you.
961
00:52:11,365 --> 00:52:15,770
'Cause they think you and Jack
are part of the family.
962
00:52:15,803 --> 00:52:17,605
So, we gotta go now.
963
00:52:17,639 --> 00:52:19,172
- We're not ready.
- Why not?
964
00:52:19,206 --> 00:52:20,742
We've gotta prepare.
965
00:52:20,775 --> 00:52:22,644
I thought that's what
we've been doing.
966
00:52:22,677 --> 00:52:24,946
I've been killing vamps
a long time, honey.
967
00:52:24,979 --> 00:52:28,348
Steven Rektor,
that son of a bitch,
968
00:52:28,382 --> 00:52:29,584
he ain't no ordinary vampire.
969
00:52:29,617 --> 00:52:30,618
Nope.
970
00:52:30,652 --> 00:52:32,654
He's a dark lord,
971
00:52:32,687 --> 00:52:35,690
whose royal bloodline goes back
to the very beginning.
972
00:52:35,723 --> 00:52:37,525
Now, you take him out,
973
00:52:37,558 --> 00:52:39,761
you take out one of the biggest
vamp syndicates of all time.
974
00:52:39,794 --> 00:52:42,262
I can't believe this is
my fucking life right now.
975
00:52:42,295 --> 00:52:46,166
Okay. Rektor's birthday
as on record is 1921.
976
00:52:47,602 --> 00:52:51,471
Now, a vampire's natural
lifespan is of course endless.
977
00:52:51,506 --> 00:52:53,808
But no financial
or real estate records
978
00:52:53,841 --> 00:52:56,276
ever show one vampire
ever living past
979
00:52:56,309 --> 00:52:56,844
the century mark.
980
00:52:56,878 --> 00:52:58,579
What does that mean?
981
00:52:58,613 --> 00:53:00,380
It means after 100 years,
982
00:53:00,414 --> 00:53:03,551
they simply vanish
into thin air.
983
00:53:03,584 --> 00:53:05,853
So you're saying that Rektor
is near the...
984
00:53:05,887 --> 00:53:07,855
expiration date.
985
00:53:07,889 --> 00:53:11,959
But he's also immortal,
so what does that mean?
986
00:53:11,993 --> 00:53:15,563
Vampires age and die
just like you and me.
987
00:53:15,596 --> 00:53:18,498
But their spirit never does.
988
00:53:18,533 --> 00:53:21,836
They simply move on
to a new host.
989
00:53:21,869 --> 00:53:23,738
Somebody they feel can carry on
their legacy.
990
00:53:23,771 --> 00:53:25,840
Yup, yup, that's Jack.
991
00:53:27,608 --> 00:53:28,910
I've been waiting for you.
992
00:53:32,046 --> 00:53:33,313
Wow, man.
993
00:53:33,346 --> 00:53:34,716
You look so...
994
00:53:34,749 --> 00:53:35,783
Real.
995
00:53:35,817 --> 00:53:37,719
Yeah.
996
00:53:37,752 --> 00:53:39,352
What... and dude, this place,
it's...
997
00:53:39,386 --> 00:53:40,922
It's ah...
998
00:53:40,955 --> 00:53:43,457
You know, it's strange,
it kind of reminds me of, um...
999
00:53:43,490 --> 00:53:44,759
Winston's Bar and Grill?
1000
00:53:46,359 --> 00:53:47,628
Yeah.
1001
00:53:47,662 --> 00:53:48,495
Dude.
1002
00:53:48,529 --> 00:53:49,630
Oh, yeah, no.
1003
00:53:49,664 --> 00:53:52,600
Man, I... I used to work here.
1004
00:53:52,633 --> 00:53:54,869
I mean not here,
you know the... the real one.
1005
00:53:54,902 --> 00:53:56,704
Not virtual, but...
1006
00:53:56,738 --> 00:53:58,606
Yeah, no, I... I was the DJ.
1007
00:54:00,474 --> 00:54:02,710
I mean to be honest,
I was pretty fucking bad.
1008
00:54:03,978 --> 00:54:08,281
Umm, but this place is where
I made my first YouTube videos
1009
00:54:08,315 --> 00:54:09,050
with my roommate.
1010
00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:10,885
It's uh...
1011
00:54:10,918 --> 00:54:12,954
How did you know?
1012
00:54:12,987 --> 00:54:14,622
I know everything about you.
1013
00:54:14,655 --> 00:54:19,994
Your high school crush
to your first viral video.
1014
00:54:20,027 --> 00:54:23,030
The first million dollars
you ever made.
1015
00:54:23,064 --> 00:54:26,601
The day you met Liz
to the exact amount of money
1016
00:54:26,634 --> 00:54:29,570
in your checking account
right now.
1017
00:54:30,872 --> 00:54:32,740
Yeah. Oh, shit, uh...
1018
00:54:32,774 --> 00:54:35,777
You... about that,
umm, Mr. Rektor,
1019
00:54:35,810 --> 00:54:38,478
the reason that account
is so low is just because,
1020
00:54:38,513 --> 00:54:40,782
you know,
our overheads are so high.
1021
00:54:40,815 --> 00:54:43,050
Uh, but I can assure you
Stream Team's value
1022
00:54:43,084 --> 00:54:44,786
is still rocking high.
1023
00:54:44,819 --> 00:54:47,889
We don't care about all that.
1024
00:54:47,922 --> 00:54:50,858
Jack, everything you think
you know about the world,
1025
00:54:50,892 --> 00:54:53,661
it's all about to change.
1026
00:54:53,694 --> 00:54:56,396
You are about to change.
1027
00:54:56,429 --> 00:54:57,665
I am?
1028
00:54:57,698 --> 00:55:01,301
It's time for
your next evolutionary step.
1029
00:55:05,405 --> 00:55:07,041
Sorry, I...
1030
00:55:07,074 --> 00:55:08,643
I think I'm a bit confused.
1031
00:55:08,676 --> 00:55:12,379
Umm, when you say...
What do you mean...
1032
00:55:17,484 --> 00:55:20,555
Huh, what's going on?
1033
00:55:25,793 --> 00:55:26,727
Umm...
1034
00:55:31,766 --> 00:55:33,768
Hey guys, very funny.
1035
00:55:33,801 --> 00:55:35,736
I get it.
1036
00:55:35,770 --> 00:55:38,005
You know I thought this was
gonna be like a VR experience
1037
00:55:38,039 --> 00:55:41,008
on a beach,
you know or in space.
1038
00:55:41,042 --> 00:55:42,910
Something.
1039
00:56:17,511 --> 00:56:19,479
Can someone let me out of here,
please?
1040
00:56:21,048 --> 00:56:24,585
Oh, come on, okay.
1041
00:56:28,022 --> 00:56:30,457
Umm, okay, so, that was great.
1042
00:56:30,490 --> 00:56:33,094
I'm... I'm sorry, I...
I... I have to go.
1043
00:56:33,127 --> 00:56:34,996
It was...
It was nice meeting you guys,
1044
00:56:35,029 --> 00:56:36,864
but umm, listen, I'm sorry.
1045
00:56:36,898 --> 00:56:39,033
I uh, I... I really gotta go.
1046
00:56:39,066 --> 00:56:40,034
You're not going anywhere.
1047
00:56:40,067 --> 00:56:40,968
Sorry, Jack.
1048
00:56:41,002 --> 00:56:43,070
No, no, it's cool.
No need to apologize.
1049
00:56:43,104 --> 00:56:44,805
I'm just gonna let myself out.
1050
00:56:44,839 --> 00:56:45,940
It was nice meeting you guys.
1051
00:56:47,141 --> 00:56:48,009
Liz?
1052
00:56:50,077 --> 00:56:51,178
Hi.
1053
00:56:53,014 --> 00:56:55,516
Baby. Oh, my God, baby.
1054
00:56:59,220 --> 00:57:00,121
Baby.
1055
00:57:01,789 --> 00:57:03,490
Are you okay?
1056
00:57:03,524 --> 00:57:05,226
Never better.
1057
00:57:05,259 --> 00:57:06,694
Baby, we... we... we gotta go.
1058
00:57:06,727 --> 00:57:08,495
- Now.
- No.
1059
00:57:08,529 --> 00:57:10,131
- Why?
- Why?
1060
00:57:10,164 --> 00:57:11,165
We made it, baby.
1061
00:57:11,198 --> 00:57:12,833
No, no, we didn't.
1062
00:57:12,867 --> 00:57:14,101
This place is a fucking trap.
1063
00:57:14,135 --> 00:57:15,703
Baby, we gotta go.
1064
00:57:15,736 --> 00:57:16,537
Kiss me.
1065
00:57:16,570 --> 00:57:17,538
Now?
1066
00:57:17,571 --> 00:57:19,006
Kiss me.
1067
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,141
Oh, shit!
1068
00:57:20,174 --> 00:57:21,709
Oh, shit.
You're one of them.
1069
00:57:21,742 --> 00:57:23,244
Eternal life, Jack.
1070
00:57:23,277 --> 00:57:24,145
Think about it.
1071
00:57:24,178 --> 00:57:26,147
We have more money, power,
and success
1072
00:57:26,180 --> 00:57:27,615
than we ever imagined.
1073
00:57:27,648 --> 00:57:29,750
It's the Holy Grail, Jack.
1074
00:57:29,784 --> 00:57:32,253
No, no, no, I'm sorry,
this is not okay.
1075
00:57:32,286 --> 00:57:33,521
I can't...
1076
00:57:33,554 --> 00:57:35,523
We can't be like these people.
1077
00:57:35,556 --> 00:57:37,658
We just need to get you
to a hospital.
1078
00:57:37,692 --> 00:57:39,961
You know, there's still time.
We can reverse this.
1079
00:57:39,994 --> 00:57:42,697
Oh, fuck fangs, oh, God.
1080
00:57:42,730 --> 00:57:43,664
Oh.
1081
00:57:47,001 --> 00:57:48,736
Ah.
1082
00:57:48,769 --> 00:57:49,870
Goodnight, Jack.
1083
00:58:09,957 --> 00:58:11,192
Let me out of here.
1084
00:58:11,225 --> 00:58:13,661
Oh, let's not be difficult here.
1085
00:58:13,694 --> 00:58:15,229
You should be grateful.
1086
00:58:15,262 --> 00:58:18,199
You're about to be a king,
and join the spirits
1087
00:58:18,232 --> 00:58:20,034
with the longest bloodline
in the world.
1088
00:58:22,103 --> 00:58:24,672
Please, I'm begging you.
1089
00:58:24,705 --> 00:58:25,740
There's been a mistake.
1090
00:58:25,773 --> 00:58:27,641
This isn't
what we signed up for.
1091
00:58:27,675 --> 00:58:28,843
Page six.
1092
00:58:28,876 --> 00:58:31,746
A full transference of all
of Steven and Beverly Rektor's
1093
00:58:31,779 --> 00:58:34,315
assets, including their own
personal DNA.
1094
00:58:34,348 --> 00:58:36,751
You did read the contract,
correct?
1095
00:58:39,353 --> 00:58:42,823
Look, whatever you're planning,
just find someone else, okay?
1096
00:58:42,857 --> 00:58:46,160
I'm... I'm not gonna tell anyone,
I promise.
1097
00:58:46,193 --> 00:58:47,862
We don't want anyone.
1098
00:58:47,895 --> 00:58:49,964
We chose you.
1099
00:58:49,997 --> 00:58:52,800
Chose me for what?
1100
00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:55,002
Welcome to the family.
1101
00:58:55,036 --> 00:58:56,103
What, no!
1102
00:58:56,137 --> 00:58:58,672
No, please. No.
1103
00:59:03,277 --> 00:59:07,882
Well, full transition,
less than an hour.
1104
00:59:07,915 --> 00:59:09,884
An hour?
I saw him like an hour ago.
1105
00:59:09,917 --> 00:59:11,585
That's why I'm saying
we should be going now.
1106
00:59:11,619 --> 00:59:14,889
These bastards are the most
vicious, the strongest,
1107
00:59:14,922 --> 00:59:18,125
fastest, most vile motherfuckers
on this planet.
1108
00:59:18,159 --> 00:59:20,728
The games are over, honey.
1109
00:59:20,761 --> 00:59:21,562
You walk in that house,
1110
00:59:21,595 --> 00:59:23,297
chances are
you'll get exsanguinated
1111
00:59:23,330 --> 00:59:25,800
in less than a minute
walking through the door.
1112
00:59:25,833 --> 00:59:26,834
Sounds fun.
1113
00:59:26,867 --> 00:59:29,236
Hey, I'm serious.
1114
00:59:29,270 --> 00:59:30,638
You gotta follow my lead.
1115
00:59:33,641 --> 00:59:35,076
Whatever it takes
to save my brother.
1116
00:59:37,945 --> 00:59:40,614
You know I always thought
I'd die alone.
1117
00:59:40,648 --> 00:59:42,116
It's nice to know
I got some company.
1118
00:59:45,653 --> 00:59:47,254
Always aim for the chest.
1119
00:59:47,288 --> 00:59:51,092
A wooden stake or a silver blade
through the heart,
1120
00:59:51,125 --> 00:59:53,761
are the only proven way
to kill these bastards.
1121
00:59:53,794 --> 00:59:55,329
How... how long have you been
killing these things for?
1122
00:59:57,665 --> 00:59:58,966
A long fucking time.
1123
00:59:58,999 --> 01:00:00,334
Come on.
1124
01:00:00,367 --> 01:00:03,704
Countermeasures,
always have 'em on you.
1125
01:00:03,737 --> 01:00:06,173
Crosses,
the fear of God slows 'em down.
1126
01:00:06,207 --> 01:00:08,175
But mine packs an extra punch.
1127
01:00:08,209 --> 01:00:09,376
Cute.
1128
01:00:09,410 --> 01:00:11,212
Holy water.
1129
01:00:11,245 --> 01:00:13,114
Only use this as a last resort
1130
01:00:13,147 --> 01:00:15,182
when shit really hits the fan,
okay?
1131
01:00:15,216 --> 01:00:18,953
And no self-respecting
vampire hunter
1132
01:00:18,986 --> 01:00:20,821
ever leaves home without
a pack of these babies.
1133
01:00:22,723 --> 01:00:25,326
Liquid garlic.
1134
01:00:25,359 --> 01:00:29,730
Explodes on contact
with any vamp scum.
1135
01:00:29,763 --> 01:00:31,732
Huh, vamp scum?
1136
01:00:31,765 --> 01:00:34,001
Yeah. What?
1137
01:00:34,034 --> 01:00:35,002
Nothing.
1138
01:00:35,035 --> 01:00:36,770
It's a cool nickname.
1139
01:00:36,804 --> 01:00:38,439
And last but sure as shit
not least,
1140
01:00:38,472 --> 01:00:40,274
there's the four-second rule.
1141
01:00:40,307 --> 01:00:42,209
Now, a typical vampire
just wants to drain your blood
1142
01:00:42,243 --> 01:00:44,879
and leave you for dead, right?
1143
01:00:44,912 --> 01:00:48,916
But if you get fangs in
with the dark Lord or his ilk,
1144
01:00:48,949 --> 01:00:51,919
you got exactly
four Mississippis to get 'em out
1145
01:00:51,952 --> 01:00:52,753
before you turn.
1146
01:00:52,786 --> 01:00:55,356
And if you do turn,
I got no choice,
1147
01:00:55,389 --> 01:00:58,425
but to stake your ass
to the grave.
1148
01:00:58,459 --> 01:00:59,994
Ditto.
1149
01:01:01,495 --> 01:01:02,963
Fat chance, kid.
1150
01:01:05,799 --> 01:01:07,201
We're close.
1151
01:01:08,736 --> 01:01:11,071
Anything else I should know?
1152
01:01:11,105 --> 01:01:14,308
Yeah, yeah, there is.
1153
01:01:14,341 --> 01:01:16,877
We're gonna do everything
we can to help your brother.
1154
01:01:16,911 --> 01:01:22,183
But there are thousands of lives
at stake here.
1155
01:01:22,216 --> 01:01:24,451
Now, we got three hours
till sunrise
1156
01:01:24,485 --> 01:01:26,487
and a lot of vampire ass to kick
between now and then.
1157
01:01:26,521 --> 01:01:30,257
So, are you ready?
1158
01:01:30,291 --> 01:01:33,093
Actually give me one second.
1159
01:01:33,127 --> 01:01:34,962
What the hell are you doing?
1160
01:01:34,995 --> 01:01:37,231
I may have missed
the semi-finals,
1161
01:01:37,264 --> 01:01:39,466
I'm gonna show the league
that I'm good enough to go pro.
1162
01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:41,235
You're filming this?
1163
01:01:41,268 --> 01:01:42,870
Got a problem with that?
1164
01:01:42,903 --> 01:01:43,871
Do I have a choice?
1165
01:01:43,904 --> 01:01:45,773
No, not really.
1166
01:01:45,806 --> 01:01:47,942
Alright, locked and loaded.
1167
01:02:57,311 --> 01:02:58,012
Holy crap, guys.
1168
01:02:58,045 --> 01:02:59,980
Flynn Chambers is back on live.
1169
01:03:00,014 --> 01:03:01,181
Oh, my gosh.
1170
01:03:01,215 --> 01:03:04,018
And it looks like she's in
a secret bunker with her dad.
1171
01:03:04,051 --> 01:03:04,719
That's not her dad.
1172
01:03:04,753 --> 01:03:06,920
Her dad died three years ago.
1173
01:03:06,954 --> 01:03:09,189
Let's just say it,
her outfit's pretty badass.
1174
01:03:09,223 --> 01:03:10,357
She looks like she can kill.
1175
01:03:10,391 --> 01:03:11,825
And the whole bow
and arrow thing
1176
01:03:11,859 --> 01:03:13,861
is very Fortnite 2019.
1177
01:03:13,894 --> 01:03:16,430
But she's bringing it back
and I'm here for it.
1178
01:03:16,463 --> 01:03:17,998
This stuff is
legit scary though.
1179
01:03:18,032 --> 01:03:19,601
We need to find out
who that guy is.
1180
01:03:19,634 --> 01:03:20,501
Yeah, for real.
1181
01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,403
That guy is mad sus.
1182
01:03:22,436 --> 01:03:23,971
Wait, look...
Looks like she's starting.
1183
01:03:24,004 --> 01:03:25,939
Shhh.
1184
01:03:45,059 --> 01:03:46,393
Whoa, whoa.
1185
01:03:46,427 --> 01:03:48,929
Easy here, ladies.
1186
01:03:48,962 --> 01:03:50,464
Easy, girls.
1187
01:03:50,497 --> 01:03:51,566
Easy now.
1188
01:04:00,441 --> 01:04:01,875
A little help here!
1189
01:04:13,253 --> 01:04:15,089
A little help here!
1190
01:04:30,471 --> 01:04:31,606
Oh.
1191
01:04:38,212 --> 01:04:40,013
Nice reflexes there, lady.
1192
01:04:40,047 --> 01:04:43,050
Fuck you very much.
1193
01:04:43,083 --> 01:04:44,519
Here.
1194
01:04:44,552 --> 01:04:46,420
Rektor's close.
1195
01:04:46,453 --> 01:04:48,523
I can feel it.
1196
01:04:48,556 --> 01:04:52,092
So when we find Rektor,
how do we take him down?
1197
01:04:52,126 --> 01:04:56,564
Yeah, thanks for reminding me.
1198
01:04:56,598 --> 01:04:58,499
Are you fucking kidding me?
1199
01:04:58,533 --> 01:04:59,967
You insane?
1200
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,002
When I said I'd alone,
I wasn't fucking.
1201
01:05:07,642 --> 01:05:11,245
There's no known way to kill
a Dark Lord or his queen.
1202
01:05:11,278 --> 01:05:13,347
I'm just looking for some way,
any way
1203
01:05:13,380 --> 01:05:15,149
to break the cycle
and in the transition
1204
01:05:15,182 --> 01:05:16,950
maybe save your brother.
1205
01:05:16,984 --> 01:05:18,385
Alright.
1206
01:05:18,419 --> 01:05:21,388
The simple fact is ain't nobody
ever done that
1207
01:05:21,422 --> 01:05:23,357
and lived to tell the tale.
1208
01:05:23,390 --> 01:05:26,960
Nobody but nobody
in a thousand years
1209
01:05:26,994 --> 01:05:29,062
has ever successfully taken down
the leader
1210
01:05:29,096 --> 01:05:30,397
of a vampire syndicate.
1211
01:05:30,431 --> 01:05:33,701
In fact, there's only been
three documented attempts.
1212
01:05:33,735 --> 01:05:38,038
First, is none other than the
inspiration for Dracula himself.
1213
01:05:38,071 --> 01:05:39,707
Vlad the Impaler.
1214
01:05:39,741 --> 01:05:42,443
A brutal leader who,
as legend has it,
1215
01:05:42,476 --> 01:05:47,014
dipped pieces of bread
in bowls of his victims' blood.
1216
01:05:47,047 --> 01:05:49,684
He staked their bodies
all over Eastern Europe.
1217
01:05:49,717 --> 01:05:53,220
But not documented,
Vlad was almost defeated
1218
01:05:53,253 --> 01:05:56,990
by a Bavarian goldsmith
named Syd the Shylock.
1219
01:05:57,024 --> 01:05:59,594
Trapped Vlad with the aid
of his cousin, Esther,
1220
01:05:59,627 --> 01:06:00,895
who well may be a whore.
1221
01:06:00,929 --> 01:06:03,631
And he fed him divine water
and garlic injections
1222
01:06:03,665 --> 01:06:05,600
for three weeks straight.
1223
01:06:05,633 --> 01:06:08,268
But one morning
when Syd left for town,
1224
01:06:08,302 --> 01:06:10,103
Vlad seduced Esther,
1225
01:06:10,137 --> 01:06:13,508
with the promise
of a real apple.
1226
01:06:13,541 --> 01:06:15,643
It was very rare those days.
1227
01:06:15,677 --> 01:06:18,078
And that was the end of Syd
and Esther and the last time
1228
01:06:18,111 --> 01:06:22,750
anybody ever saw
or heard of Vlad the Impaler.
1229
01:06:22,784 --> 01:06:25,152
And then there's Jack the
Ripper.
1230
01:06:25,185 --> 01:06:26,420
Most consider
the Welsh murderer,
1231
01:06:26,453 --> 01:06:28,188
the very first serial killer,
1232
01:06:28,222 --> 01:06:31,258
but while Scotland Yard
was desperate to catch Jack,
1233
01:06:31,291 --> 01:06:34,629
one detective,
Frederick George Abberline,
1234
01:06:34,662 --> 01:06:36,163
knew the truth.
1235
01:06:36,196 --> 01:06:38,332
Jack wasn't a serial killer.
1236
01:06:38,365 --> 01:06:40,735
He was the leader
of a Welsh vampire syndicate,
1237
01:06:40,768 --> 01:06:43,070
known as The Blood Prince.
1238
01:06:44,839 --> 01:06:48,041
And our friend Frederick almost
busted the entire ring.
1239
01:06:48,075 --> 01:06:50,444
Killed dozens of vamps
including several members
1240
01:06:50,477 --> 01:06:52,312
of Jack's own family.
1241
01:06:52,346 --> 01:06:55,650
But even with the most inventive
steam punk armory,
1242
01:06:55,683 --> 01:06:57,519
some of which
we still use today,
1243
01:06:57,552 --> 01:07:00,454
his tactics were no match
for the Ripper.
1244
01:07:00,487 --> 01:07:02,690
The Blood Prince
seduced Frederick
1245
01:07:02,724 --> 01:07:06,761
with the one thing
the detective always wanted,
1246
01:07:06,794 --> 01:07:08,730
dental surgery.
1247
01:07:08,763 --> 01:07:11,164
Which brings us to the Rektor's,
1248
01:07:11,198 --> 01:07:15,570
this creepy fucking bunker,
and our sorry asses.
1249
01:07:15,603 --> 01:07:17,772
Yeah, well, I'm not down
for a suicide mission, bro.
1250
01:07:17,805 --> 01:07:18,706
Okay, you're gonna need
to give me something else
1251
01:07:18,740 --> 01:07:20,374
to work with.
1252
01:07:20,407 --> 01:07:22,510
According to the great prophecy,
1253
01:07:22,544 --> 01:07:24,679
there's one way to kill
a Dark Lord,
1254
01:07:24,712 --> 01:07:26,681
and that's for him to get fanged
1255
01:07:26,714 --> 01:07:29,082
by somebody
from his own blood order,
1256
01:07:29,116 --> 01:07:32,654
i.e. somebody that he himself
converted.
1257
01:07:33,788 --> 01:07:37,090
That right there is just
downright impossible, honey.
1258
01:07:37,124 --> 01:07:38,492
There has to be another way.
1259
01:07:38,526 --> 01:07:41,261
Now, you find that out.
1260
01:07:42,530 --> 01:07:44,298
And you let me know, okay.
1261
01:07:49,904 --> 01:07:52,439
Our guests have arrived.
1262
01:07:52,472 --> 01:07:54,709
Rektor's bodyguard.
1263
01:07:54,742 --> 01:07:57,845
Might be the only one that knows
where your brother is now.
1264
01:07:57,879 --> 01:08:00,147
Hey buddy, how you doing?
1265
01:08:02,482 --> 01:08:03,685
More coming to your way.
1266
01:08:07,789 --> 01:08:09,489
I bet you're
wondering why the big guy
1267
01:08:09,524 --> 01:08:11,458
didn't take us down?
1268
01:08:11,491 --> 01:08:14,261
Well, because he knows
and I know,
1269
01:08:14,294 --> 01:08:15,763
we're already dead.
1270
01:08:17,431 --> 01:08:18,600
Alright.
1271
01:08:20,167 --> 01:08:21,803
Are you ready for this?
1272
01:08:21,836 --> 01:08:24,471
Because things are about to go
from mildly nightmarish
1273
01:08:24,505 --> 01:08:27,140
to completely bat shit
fucking crazy.
1274
01:08:27,174 --> 01:08:28,108
Hmm?
1275
01:08:28,141 --> 01:08:30,177
What do you think,
they're waiting for us?
1276
01:08:30,210 --> 01:08:31,512
What the fuck do you think?
1277
01:08:33,815 --> 01:08:36,283
All the shit we do for family.
1278
01:09:13,286 --> 01:09:15,222
Oh, my God.
1279
01:09:15,255 --> 01:09:17,457
That's the worst thing
I've ever seen.
1280
01:09:17,491 --> 01:09:19,661
All that blood for one vampire?
1281
01:09:19,694 --> 01:09:20,962
Not just one.
1282
01:09:20,995 --> 01:09:22,964
You see all them tube feeders?
1283
01:09:22,997 --> 01:09:25,332
Means this vamp ring
is a lot bigger than I thought.
1284
01:09:27,802 --> 01:09:28,870
Come on.
1285
01:09:37,712 --> 01:09:39,446
Oh, my God.
1286
01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:40,948
- Looks like a...
- Trap.
1287
01:09:46,954 --> 01:09:48,488
Jack?
1288
01:09:48,523 --> 01:09:50,558
Jack, Jack, come on.
1289
01:09:50,591 --> 01:09:52,259
Jack, look,
Jack, you have to wake up.
1290
01:09:52,292 --> 01:09:53,493
Please. Jack?
1291
01:09:53,528 --> 01:09:55,228
Stop.
1292
01:09:57,497 --> 01:09:59,600
Mr. Jones.
1293
01:09:59,634 --> 01:10:00,467
Welcome to the party.
1294
01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:01,969
Hello, bitch.
1295
01:10:02,003 --> 01:10:03,336
Flynn.
1296
01:10:03,370 --> 01:10:05,873
Hey, where is he, vamp scum?
1297
01:10:05,907 --> 01:10:08,341
He's been waiting for you.
1298
01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:10,444
Where is he?
1299
01:10:12,513 --> 01:10:14,549
Oh, I'm sorry,
was that a question?
1300
01:10:14,582 --> 01:10:17,384
'Cause I thought you knew
everything about us.
1301
01:10:17,417 --> 01:10:18,418
Try me.
1302
01:10:26,326 --> 01:10:28,730
Jesus, fuck.
1303
01:10:28,763 --> 01:10:30,865
They've been hiding his decline
for years.
1304
01:10:30,898 --> 01:10:33,333
That's Rektor?
1305
01:10:33,366 --> 01:10:34,669
Who did we speak to before?
1306
01:10:34,702 --> 01:10:36,537
Goddamn deep fake program.
1307
01:10:36,571 --> 01:10:38,305
Remember, trust nobody.
1308
01:10:38,338 --> 01:10:40,675
Believe nothing.
1309
01:10:40,708 --> 01:10:44,512
And this piece of shit,
it's been a long time coming,
1310
01:10:44,545 --> 01:10:47,749
you bloodsucking megalomaniac
shit fucker.
1311
01:10:47,782 --> 01:10:51,519
Now, huh, we meet at last.
1312
01:10:51,552 --> 01:10:52,987
Well, not exactly.
1313
01:10:58,693 --> 01:11:00,728
You missed them
by about an hour.
1314
01:11:00,762 --> 01:11:03,030
We did?
1315
01:11:03,064 --> 01:11:05,298
Beverly Rektor
has safely transitioned
1316
01:11:05,332 --> 01:11:07,034
to her new host body.
1317
01:11:10,772 --> 01:11:13,007
What about this piece of shit?
1318
01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:15,576
Oh, well, Steven is somewhere
in transit,
1319
01:11:15,610 --> 01:11:17,945
as his host completes
his transfusion.
1320
01:11:20,047 --> 01:11:21,616
Once the royal blood is in,
1321
01:11:21,649 --> 01:11:24,852
it means the spirit can finally
bind the body.
1322
01:11:24,886 --> 01:11:27,555
It's the final step.
1323
01:11:27,588 --> 01:11:28,523
I'm sorry, darling.
1324
01:11:28,556 --> 01:11:29,422
No!
1325
01:11:31,993 --> 01:11:34,896
No fucking way.
1326
01:11:34,929 --> 01:11:37,698
He didn't know what he was
getting into, alright?
1327
01:11:37,732 --> 01:11:40,467
You can do whatever the hell
you want with her.
1328
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:41,936
Stay the fuck away from
my brother.
1329
01:11:44,404 --> 01:11:46,607
Think they'll just kill
each other?
1330
01:11:46,641 --> 01:11:49,577
Have fun draining, Mr. Jones.
1331
01:11:49,610 --> 01:11:51,879
I'm gonna make sure the sister
stays in the family.
1332
01:11:52,847 --> 01:11:55,482
Holy shit.
1333
01:11:55,516 --> 01:11:57,484
They want you to be the liaison.
1334
01:11:59,687 --> 01:12:01,823
It's a half-vampire, half-human
1335
01:12:01,856 --> 01:12:04,859
bound to the do the bidding
of the king and queen, forever.
1336
01:12:06,928 --> 01:12:08,095
No.
1337
01:12:08,129 --> 01:12:09,163
That's not gonna happen.
1338
01:12:09,197 --> 01:12:11,632
I've always wanted to taste
someone's integrity.
1339
01:12:13,734 --> 01:12:15,069
Bring it, vamp scum.
1340
01:12:25,646 --> 01:12:26,747
That was easy.
1341
01:12:44,866 --> 01:12:46,033
Jesus!
1342
01:13:10,024 --> 01:13:12,459
Get the hell off me,
you fucking vamp.
1343
01:13:21,836 --> 01:13:22,469
Die, bitch.
1344
01:13:29,777 --> 01:13:31,579
Did she?
1345
01:13:31,612 --> 01:13:32,747
Am I?
1346
01:13:32,780 --> 01:13:34,782
Nah, you're good.
1347
01:13:44,025 --> 01:13:46,193
Alright,
let's shut this shit down.
1348
01:13:46,227 --> 01:13:47,094
Shall we?
1349
01:13:49,063 --> 01:13:51,065
I'm sorry, guys.
1350
01:13:51,098 --> 01:13:54,168
He's mine now.
1351
01:13:54,201 --> 01:13:56,737
Don't listen to her.
She's a queen now.
1352
01:13:56,771 --> 01:13:57,805
Not her true self.
1353
01:13:57,838 --> 01:14:00,041
No, no, that's Liz.
1354
01:14:02,043 --> 01:14:04,477
I'm gonna gut this bitch
once and for all.
1355
01:14:04,512 --> 01:14:06,847
Oh, sweetie, try me.
1356
01:14:16,123 --> 01:14:17,658
A little help here!
1357
01:14:19,727 --> 01:14:21,562
No!
1358
01:15:10,845 --> 01:15:12,113
Flynn!
1359
01:15:12,146 --> 01:15:14,682
Fucking queen,
don't let her get away!
1360
01:16:01,328 --> 01:16:02,797
- Press the blood.
- Where's the button?
1361
01:16:02,830 --> 01:16:04,131
Press the fucking blood.
1362
01:16:04,165 --> 01:16:05,733
Aahh...
1363
01:16:05,766 --> 01:16:07,134
The plan is not exactly simple.
1364
01:16:07,168 --> 01:16:09,136
Feeding Rektor back
his own royal blood
1365
01:16:09,170 --> 01:16:10,171
takes a lot of steps.
1366
01:16:10,204 --> 01:16:11,338
So, to make it clear,
for all you
1367
01:16:11,372 --> 01:16:14,975
YouTubing, TikToking
cocksuckers out there,
1368
01:16:15,009 --> 01:16:15,943
here are some tips.
1369
01:17:13,334 --> 01:17:14,735
Aaah! Help.
1370
01:17:14,768 --> 01:17:16,670
Oh, my God, Flynn.
1371
01:17:18,139 --> 01:17:19,373
Please get me out of this thing.
1372
01:17:19,406 --> 01:17:21,075
Come on.
1373
01:17:21,108 --> 01:17:24,345
Look.
1374
01:17:24,378 --> 01:17:25,813
Oh, God.
1375
01:17:33,988 --> 01:17:35,856
Ah, you thought I forgot.
1376
01:17:35,890 --> 01:17:38,125
So, the third
and perhaps the closest,
1377
01:17:38,159 --> 01:17:40,694
anybody's ever come
to busting a syndicate
1378
01:17:40,728 --> 01:17:45,833
happened in the afternoon
of November 24th in 1971.
1379
01:17:45,866 --> 01:17:48,769
A charismatic vamp
posing as an ad man
1380
01:17:48,802 --> 01:17:50,871
was well on his way
to manipulating the masses
1381
01:17:50,905 --> 01:17:53,274
through Madison Avenue
and forming a movement
1382
01:17:53,307 --> 01:17:55,776
to create large feeding areas
1383
01:17:55,809 --> 01:17:58,913
that would later become known
as discos.
1384
01:17:58,946 --> 01:18:01,916
But on his way to triumph,
he was double crossed
1385
01:18:01,949 --> 01:18:03,117
by a royal member
1386
01:18:03,150 --> 01:18:05,886
who was determined to use
this disco concept
1387
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:09,190
for a long time dream
to become a pop star.
1388
01:18:09,223 --> 01:18:12,493
She sold out the ad man
to an elite group of slayers,
1389
01:18:12,527 --> 01:18:17,765
who staged a coup on a flight
from Portland to Seattle.
1390
01:18:17,798 --> 01:18:18,933
Sensing danger,
1391
01:18:18,966 --> 01:18:21,969
the now iconic bloodsucker,
otherwise known
1392
01:18:22,002 --> 01:18:25,372
by the name of D.B. Cooper
disappeared forever.
1393
01:18:27,274 --> 01:18:29,076
- Oh, fuck me!
- Oh.
1394
01:18:29,109 --> 01:18:31,245
Oh, God. Whoa.
1395
01:18:31,278 --> 01:18:33,180
Oh, my God, oh, my God, Flynn.
1396
01:18:33,214 --> 01:18:34,248
I'm so sorry, you were right.
1397
01:18:34,281 --> 01:18:35,816
You were right about all of it.
1398
01:18:35,849 --> 01:18:36,917
I know, what else is new?
1399
01:18:38,085 --> 01:18:39,386
Please get me out of this thing.
1400
01:18:39,420 --> 01:18:41,822
- Come on.
- Uhhh.
1401
01:18:41,855 --> 01:18:44,191
Oh, my God.
1402
01:18:44,225 --> 01:18:45,893
- Are we too late?
- Oh, yeah.
1403
01:18:45,926 --> 01:18:48,295
Listen, you did
a pretty good job.
1404
01:18:48,329 --> 01:18:49,463
- Yeah.
- What about this?
1405
01:18:49,496 --> 01:18:50,431
Oh, yeah.
1406
01:18:54,935 --> 01:18:56,971
You got three minutes to get
your brother out of here.
1407
01:18:59,406 --> 01:19:01,809
Hey, it was pretty fun,
wasn't it?
1408
01:19:01,842 --> 01:19:03,344
Huh?
1409
01:19:03,377 --> 01:19:05,145
Not really.
1410
01:19:05,179 --> 01:19:06,146
It's alright.
1411
01:19:08,382 --> 01:19:11,018
Let's go.
It was nice meeting you again.
1412
01:19:11,051 --> 01:19:14,288
Hey, remember, trust nobody.
1413
01:19:16,156 --> 01:19:17,992
Believe nothing.
1414
01:19:37,411 --> 01:19:38,312
Flynn!
1415
01:20:06,173 --> 01:20:07,274
Come on, let's go.
1416
01:20:26,460 --> 01:20:27,595
It's vamp time.
1417
01:21:23,450 --> 01:21:24,385
Good show.
1418
01:21:24,418 --> 01:21:26,220
Elliot Jones did it.
1419
01:21:26,253 --> 01:21:27,689
Hoo, hoo!
1420
01:21:27,722 --> 01:21:31,191
So, if you're ever
invited to an exclusive party
1421
01:21:31,225 --> 01:21:33,460
that you have no business
being in
1422
01:21:33,494 --> 01:21:36,029
or offered
a business opportunity
1423
01:21:36,063 --> 01:21:37,931
that is too good to be true.
1424
01:21:37,965 --> 01:21:39,333
Or you meet
an impeccably-dressed
1425
01:21:39,366 --> 01:21:42,469
handsome billionaire
who has a Red Room,
1426
01:21:42,503 --> 01:21:44,606
you need to ask yourself,
1427
01:21:44,639 --> 01:21:47,274
"Am I the prey
or the predator?"
1428
01:21:50,144 --> 01:21:53,447
And "Do I have what it takes
to be a motherfucking slayer?"
1429
01:23:50,130 --> 01:23:51,533
I know a lot of you
have questions.
1430
01:23:51,566 --> 01:23:53,066
I definitely do.
1431
01:23:53,100 --> 01:23:55,703
Like is this a new promo
for a new vampire movie?
1432
01:23:55,737 --> 01:23:58,105
If it's so, what's the name?
1433
01:23:58,138 --> 01:24:00,107
And I guess Jules finally
quit the business.
1434
01:24:01,108 --> 01:24:02,744
And when is Liz's new nail kit
coming out?
1435
01:24:02,777 --> 01:24:05,279
'Cause this bitch
definitely needs it.
1436
01:24:05,312 --> 01:24:06,548
Sophie,
what's our news for today?
1437
01:24:09,149 --> 01:24:11,184
Okay, guys, so I listen to MPR
1438
01:24:11,218 --> 01:24:14,556
and basically, everyone went
missing from the compound.
1439
01:24:14,589 --> 01:24:17,559
And there are serious reports
of foul play.
1440
01:24:17,592 --> 01:24:19,059
What's MPR, girl?
1441
01:24:20,460 --> 01:24:21,563
Idiot.
1442
01:24:23,497 --> 01:24:25,299
So today our plan
is to look back
1443
01:24:25,332 --> 01:24:27,735
from the live streams and posts
from the past few days.
1444
01:24:27,769 --> 01:24:28,803
But before we do that,
1445
01:24:28,836 --> 01:24:32,707
I gotta give a big shout-out
to our sponsor, LIT.
1446
01:24:32,740 --> 01:24:36,143
It's a new deodorant
for dudes like me and you.
1447
01:24:36,176 --> 01:24:38,412
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1448
01:24:38,445 --> 01:24:40,414
What about my sweatshirt
sponsorship?
1449
01:24:40,447 --> 01:24:41,583
- No one cares about that.
- No one cares.
1450
01:24:41,616 --> 01:24:43,483
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