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Since the dawn of time...
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there have been vampires.
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Heil!
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In fact...
humans, and vampires
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have been secretly warring
for thousands of years.
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But through the centuries,
they have always been...
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out liars.
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And then there's me.
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Yup.
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It ain't your classic
vampire tale
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or one of the bullshit romances
with emo teen girls
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and their heartthrob
douchebag boyfriends.
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This one's about revenge.
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Pure and simple.
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Oh, yeah,
and these fucking idiots.
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Stream Team, 29th of April.
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Stream Team TV.
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Me, Mario Lopez, in the cage.
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I'm gonna fuck that
pussy-ass bitch.
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♪ Ooh Benji, you're so sexy ♪
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♪ Give this girl a hot shack ♪
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Check it, juice cleanse.
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Lemon, cayenne pepper, water.
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That's it.
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11, 12, come on, one more.
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Hmm, tastes like shit.
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Hey, Liz kids, it is official
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the countdown to the wedding
has begun.
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Today, with this stream,
I wanna share with you
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a perfect look
for anyone's wedding.
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Especially mine.
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I'll see you there.
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Like and subscribe.
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♪ Diamonds are a girl's
best friend ♪
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♪ But they're not
what I choose ♪
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Hey, my Jullionaires.
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I'm sharing my last bit
of surprise
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before the party of the year.
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That's right.
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My favorite assholes,
Jack and Liz
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are getting married.
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JK.
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I love them so much.
They're like family to me.
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♪ Everything you need
in an American dream ♪
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♪ Is money, yeah ♪
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♪ The money ♪
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Oh, nice try, Blake 3,
you come with that
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lamb shit again,
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I'll smear your whack
out of there,
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all over this level.
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♪ Money, yeah, the money ♪
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♪ You already know ♪
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Aren't you two supposed to be
getting married
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in like six hours?
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Okay, you know what,
it's not your wedding, Flynn.
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It's ours.
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It's fine. Just hear him out.
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So, I got a call
from Steven Rektor's people.
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Apparently, he and his wife
personally requested
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the Stream Team
a.k.a. you lucky fucks,
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to come out to his retreat
in Mexico.
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And chat about his huge
ambassador deal.
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I'm talking millions.
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That guy?
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Steven motherfucking Rektor.
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This shithead is a number one
on the kill list.
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Unlike many of his nefarious
masters of the universe peers,
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his secret that
Bernie fucking made off
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his Ponzi scheme and...
and that Fyre Festival,
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which I attended, by the way.
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Looked like
humanitarian missions.
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That's right, this dude,
and his perfect ice queen wifey.
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I mean, what we're talking
about here is a path
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to a healthier future.
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Our trials have worked.
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And once we release this
to the world,
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and I do intend make this free
to every person
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around the globe,
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this will be my greatest legacy.
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Bloodsucking beasts
in a long line mass
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of mass murdering
fanged phantoms.
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Waiting to pounce
with a product
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that'll lead the lambs
right to the slaughter.
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Steven Rektor's saving
the planet, Flynn.
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David says all ten of his homes
are carbon neutral
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and he donated like a cool
half billion
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to the Amazon rainforests,
which we love.
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Maybe he's not so terrible.
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We help farmers grow
the food that grows a life.
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We foster care for the young
and young at heart.
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In a growing world
forever challenged
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by mother nature
and the laws of uncertainty,
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rest assured that
the good people
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of Rektor Biotech
are looking out for your future.
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Building a community,
a family
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and a legacy
that will live on and on,
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long after we're gone.
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Rektor Biotech,
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building a legacy
that will live on and on.
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You know,
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I didn't fight with you
about dating her.
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Okay, I didn't have a shitfit
when you announced
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your engagement publicly
without telling me.
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But ah, Jack, I mean,
this is just...
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this is too much.
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Like, you're better than this.
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I appreciate you caring.
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But Flynn, honestly,
it's not that big a deal.
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You know we can get married
anywhere, anytime.
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- Anytime?
- Yeah.
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You invited everyone
we know today.
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And now, because she wants
to go after
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some creepy billionaire's
wallet,
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you're throwing out
your own wedding day.
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I mean...
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Uh, alright,
it's not that simple, okay.
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You know, I've got
responsibilities now.
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Ugh.
What is her fucking problem?
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Doesn't she know
this could change our lives?
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The deal is up on our house
in two months.
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Maserati wants the cars back,
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Liz's beauty kit didn't,
quite perform
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- as well as we'd hoped.
- Ha!
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Of course, it didn't.
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Everything that she touches
turns to shit.
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She's dragging you down, J...
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- Alright, Flynn, stop.
- Cut her some slack.
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- You need to give Liz a break.
- No, fuck that.
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She's nothing but a gold digger
and I'm done hearing
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your excuses for her.
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Wow.
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Hey, are you guys ready yet?
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- Yeah.
- No!
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♪ Past that ♪
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♪ Motherfucker, face it ♪
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♪ I would never ever be... ♪
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Welcome to the wild west
of equal opportunity
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mindfuckery, baby.
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Courtesy of your favorite
mommy blogger.
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Half-naked Insta model,
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Facetune, Snapchatter
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and semi-famous pop star,
and your TikTok.
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But the way I see it,
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this group of massively popular
shitheads,
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might just be the key
to shutting down
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the whole damn vampire kabong.
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Fuck!
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Pre-wedding,
super top secret mission
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with the gang hashtag shh,
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hashtag fun in the sun,
hashtag wifeyyy.
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Can't believe my bff
is about to get married.
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Hashtag party bus.
Hashtag SOS.
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Hashtag we getting lit.
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Hey, bye bye
to this pretty face, ladies.
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Hashtag sexy.
Hashtag all for likes.
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Hashtag bachelor.
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Handsome playboy Insta famous.
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♪ Never stop keeping ♪
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♪ Never stop keeping ♪
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♪ Never stop keeping ♪
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♪ Never stop keeping ♪
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We love you Stream Team!
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Hey guys,
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so you're probably wondering
what happened to the wedding?
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We called it off?
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Did Liz get cold feet?
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Hell no.
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No way, baby.
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We're all good.
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We're just on a super-secret
pre-wedding side mission.
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Say hi, guys.
Say, what up?
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- Whoo. What's up?
- Don't wanna play?
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Okay, okay.
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So, we're good
and we will check in
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with you later.
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Muah. Love you.
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David, what the hell?
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I thought you said this thing
had seamless Wi-Fi.
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Well, it's working just fine
for me.
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Same here, babe.
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You probably just hit
a dead zone.
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Ugh, man meat is being such
a whiny little bitch.
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Who?
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Jason. You know, my side thing.
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"How could I leave without
saying goodbye?"
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I swear, sometimes I really miss
toxic masculinity.
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Hey, I'm still
toxically masculine.
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What bitches, ho, what?
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I thought Jason
was your boyfriend.
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Boyfriend?
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Don't get it twisted.
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You said you were
gonna marry him!
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I say a lot of things.
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I think maybe
you're just looking for like
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a Disney fantasy relationship
with a Prince Charming,
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when maybe you need
to find patience
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and some good in people
and get past your own fears.
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Thank you,
but I really don't need
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your heteronormative ideas
on romance.
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Heteronormative?
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Dude, I'm a lesbian.
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Exactly. Shackled by labels.
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- Yo David, where we at?
- Lost.
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We're over an hour late
and the sun is going down.
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Not my fault.
It's this Waze.
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It keeps losing signal
and moving our location.
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Oh, God, he seriously,
he just missed another turn.
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Yeah, David, uh, one question.
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Do you think you could manage
to get us there?
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Shut up!
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You guys are ruining
my concentration.
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This ruin your concentration,
David?
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- Like this...
- Ladies...
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Oh, no...
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David, does this ruin
your concentration?
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It's not funny.
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Come on.
Stop acting like kids.
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Please, David, I'm so bored.
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Yeah, guys, stop.
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You can't drive, David. Really?
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This is really important,
you guys.
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Who the fuck is this guy?
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Don't worry, I'll handle this.
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Well, that's a terrible idea.
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Well, he seems fun.
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Shut up, he can hear you.
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Jack, why don't you just go
tell him who we are.
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Um, I don't think
he's gonna care.
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Look, I'm gonna talk to him.
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Just act cool, guys.
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- I got this.
- Do you?
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Hey, buddy.
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Not your buddy.
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Ah, okay. Hi.
Sir, how are you doing?
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I'm Jack.
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- Am I supposed to give a shit?
- Okay.
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Hey, I am...
I love your sunglasses.
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Are they vintage Ray-Ban?
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Fuck off.
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Okay, I think we're done.
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You got no idea of how much
trouble you're in, do you?
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Look, dude,
you came out of nowhere.
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We didn't even hit you
and you're fine.
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- What's your problem?
- My problem is you.
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Turn around, get back
in your little party bus.
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Flip a bit,
and get the fuck out of here.
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Or, and I promise you,
you'll suffer.
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Adult to adult,
you're kinda freaking us out.
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Look, we're really sorry.
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We just wanna pass through,
so...
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If there's anything we can do,
uh, maybe you need,
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uh, some extra money.
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I mean if you wanted...
Oh, shit.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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You've been warned.
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Fucking kids.
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They can't resist an invite
259
00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:34,421
to act like
self-important assholes.
260
00:12:34,456 --> 00:12:37,556
Perfect prey for evil predators
like Rektor.
261
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:40,460
Not to mention the temptation
of fame and money.
262
00:12:40,495 --> 00:12:43,364
Now this I know too well.
263
00:12:46,204 --> 00:12:49,073
Your dad's so lame.
264
00:12:49,108 --> 00:12:50,437
Maybe if you didn't get a DUI,
265
00:12:50,472 --> 00:12:52,076
we wouldn't have to use him
for a ride.
266
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,160
- What?
- I don't know.
267
00:13:10,195 --> 00:13:12,162
Oh, my God, you're not about
to back out on this.
268
00:13:12,197 --> 00:13:13,597
Don't you think
it's a little shady?
269
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:18,399
An older record label exec
inviting two teenagers
270
00:13:18,434 --> 00:13:20,236
to his hotel room
for a meeting?
271
00:13:20,271 --> 00:13:22,337
So he can listen to our demo,
Mol.
272
00:13:22,372 --> 00:13:23,635
This is how it happens.
273
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,406
- What?
- Getting raped?
274
00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:31,049
Molly and Alexx
from Surburban Trash.
275
00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:38,122
Thought this was supposed to be
a listening party.
276
00:13:38,157 --> 00:13:39,651
Are you tripping right now?
277
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,158
I'm tripping.
278
00:13:41,193 --> 00:13:43,061
This shit is really happening,
girl.
279
00:13:45,494 --> 00:13:47,098
Al? Alexx?
280
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,563
Al?
281
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:52,906
Jackpot, biatch!
282
00:13:52,941 --> 00:13:54,138
Fuck you, dude.
283
00:13:54,173 --> 00:13:55,535
You scared the crap
out of me.
284
00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:56,635
What's your problem?
285
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,604
Something's off.
286
00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:00,606
Stop being such a straightedge.
287
00:14:00,641 --> 00:14:03,675
Just play the demo,
have a beer.
288
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,918
We'll set a mood.
289
00:14:10,321 --> 00:14:11,353
Okay, now what?
290
00:14:13,159 --> 00:14:14,323
We wait.
291
00:14:14,358 --> 00:14:15,962
First off,
292
00:14:15,997 --> 00:14:19,130
the hotel suite is not even
that nice.
293
00:14:19,165 --> 00:14:21,132
But when you hear somebody
in the other room
294
00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:23,266
speak in an ancient
double tongue
295
00:14:23,301 --> 00:14:26,005
with one of them
low demonic filters on it
296
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,974
that you hear in every
Exorcist film...
297
00:14:29,538 --> 00:14:31,076
you should probably
take the hint.
298
00:14:36,314 --> 00:14:40,250
I'm Alexx,
lead singer of Suburban Trash.
299
00:14:40,285 --> 00:14:45,024
Umm, and this is Molly,
the bassist.
300
00:14:45,059 --> 00:14:47,059
We've had a few...
301
00:14:56,037 --> 00:14:58,004
Oh, fuck.
302
00:15:04,672 --> 00:15:05,672
Guess who?
303
00:15:09,446 --> 00:15:11,347
I'm sorry, daddy,
I screwed up.
304
00:15:11,382 --> 00:15:13,085
Where are you now?
305
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,988
Eleventh floor.
306
00:15:15,023 --> 00:15:16,220
Honey?
307
00:15:16,255 --> 00:15:17,221
Honey?
308
00:15:17,256 --> 00:15:18,552
Just make it go away.
309
00:15:23,163 --> 00:15:25,394
Every slayer needs
his own origin story.
310
00:15:25,429 --> 00:15:27,429
Even your old buddy,
Elliot Jones.
311
00:15:28,696 --> 00:15:29,528
Dad?
312
00:15:29,564 --> 00:15:31,697
Sweetie, where...
where are you right now?
313
00:15:31,732 --> 00:15:33,006
I'm sorry.
314
00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:35,272
Hey, honey?
315
00:15:39,476 --> 00:15:41,982
That night changed everything.
316
00:15:50,223 --> 00:15:52,289
Some people mourn
like my ex-wife.
317
00:15:52,324 --> 00:15:53,752
With a bunch of pills
318
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,095
and a new boyfriend
named Enrique.
319
00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:01,067
But some search for the truth.
320
00:16:01,102 --> 00:16:05,269
And in my case,
the truth had fangs.
321
00:16:05,304 --> 00:16:07,304
And thus,
my new life began.
322
00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:12,177
As bodies began to mount,
there was a pattern.
323
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:20,053
Folks being murdered,
more like harvested,
324
00:16:20,088 --> 00:16:22,451
all had the same thing
in common,
325
00:16:22,486 --> 00:16:26,125
their blood,
the rarest blood on earth.
326
00:16:30,263 --> 00:16:33,066
Bloodline leading back
to these dumb fucks.
327
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:04,890
Jack?
328
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:10,334
- What's up?
- Look at this.
329
00:17:12,536 --> 00:17:14,569
What is this,
from the Winnebago guy?
330
00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:17,341
Yeah, what if he isn't
threatening us,
331
00:17:17,376 --> 00:17:18,771
he was trying to warn us?
332
00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:20,707
You've been warned.
333
00:17:20,742 --> 00:17:21,675
Oh, with this?
334
00:17:23,151 --> 00:17:25,184
Come on, calm down,
QAnon.
335
00:17:25,219 --> 00:17:26,416
But you don't know anything.
336
00:17:26,451 --> 00:17:28,682
What if...
what if this is legit?
337
00:17:28,717 --> 00:17:30,882
Oh, my God.
You always think the worst.
338
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:31,783
Did it ever occur to you that
339
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:35,128
this might turn out to be
a good thing?
340
00:17:35,163 --> 00:17:37,163
Holy shit,
Flynn, come here look.
341
00:17:37,198 --> 00:17:39,726
Jack, Jack, come here,
you have to see this.
342
00:17:39,761 --> 00:17:40,761
Come on.
343
00:17:40,796 --> 00:17:43,895
Listen, I promise you,
it's gonna be fine, okay?
344
00:17:54,248 --> 00:17:56,809
Oh, my God,
look, is that Harry Rektor?
345
00:17:56,844 --> 00:17:57,943
That's Steven's nephew.
346
00:17:57,979 --> 00:18:01,781
He has the most amazing animal
protection non-profit.
347
00:18:01,816 --> 00:18:04,322
I think I might be in love.
348
00:18:04,357 --> 00:18:06,423
- Hm-mm.
- What?
349
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,490
You told me to grow up.
350
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:16,598
Look.
351
00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:18,600
Holy shit.
352
00:18:18,635 --> 00:18:19,700
Now, that's cool.
353
00:18:31,747 --> 00:18:34,253
You must be the Stream Team.
354
00:18:34,288 --> 00:18:35,914
Guilty as charged.
355
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,421
Hmm.
356
00:18:37,456 --> 00:18:38,587
Welcome to Rektor Manor.
357
00:18:45,530 --> 00:18:46,661
Come on, come on.
358
00:18:46,696 --> 00:18:48,630
I just,
I love it here already.
359
00:18:48,665 --> 00:18:49,829
Hey, my Jullionaires.
360
00:18:49,864 --> 00:18:51,468
We're gonna have
an exclusive look
361
00:18:51,503 --> 00:18:54,669
inside Rektor Manor.
362
00:18:54,704 --> 00:18:55,945
Is it true
there's a cryo chamber?
363
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,903
I love cryo.
364
00:18:57,938 --> 00:19:01,907
Uh.
365
00:19:01,942 --> 00:19:03,843
Look,
it's a little baby fetus.
366
00:19:17,529 --> 00:19:19,298
Welcome, everyone.
367
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:22,235
We are so excited to have you
as our guests.
368
00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:23,434
I'm Beverly Rektor.
369
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:26,833
You're iconic.
370
00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:28,835
Oh, you're so sweet.
371
00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:30,804
You must be Liz Anthony.
372
00:19:30,839 --> 00:19:32,542
Queen of online shopping.
373
00:19:32,577 --> 00:19:33,774
[chuckles}
374
00:19:33,809 --> 00:19:35,809
Which makes you,
Jack Chambers.
375
00:19:35,844 --> 00:19:36,409
Hi.
376
00:19:36,445 --> 00:19:37,613
King of YouTube.
377
00:19:37,648 --> 00:19:39,285
Yeah.
378
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,288
And Jules Jay,
online social goddess.
379
00:19:42,323 --> 00:19:45,522
Oh, I...
I wouldn't say goddess.
380
00:19:45,557 --> 00:19:46,864
Why are people saying that
all the time?
381
00:19:46,888 --> 00:19:47,722
No.
382
00:19:47,757 --> 00:19:49,691
And you are...
383
00:19:49,726 --> 00:19:51,726
David.
384
00:19:51,761 --> 00:19:53,794
Great.
385
00:19:53,829 --> 00:19:56,995
Flynn Chambers,
Twitch icon and pro gamer.
386
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:57,996
Am I right?
387
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,339
Uh, not exactly pro yet.
388
00:20:00,374 --> 00:20:02,044
I hear you have an important
match this evening.
389
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,542
Yeah, it's the um,
Modern Warfare semi-finals.
390
00:20:05,577 --> 00:20:07,610
Oh, I love that game.
391
00:20:07,645 --> 00:20:09,381
- No shit.
- Yeah.
392
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,283
Mind if I watch you...
393
00:20:10,318 --> 00:20:11,350
Mind if I watch you play?
394
00:20:11,385 --> 00:20:12,483
Mind if I watch you?
395
00:20:23,661 --> 00:20:25,463
Flynn?
396
00:20:25,498 --> 00:20:26,365
Flynn?
397
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,367
You alright, honey?
398
00:20:28,402 --> 00:20:29,566
Oh, just ignore her.
399
00:20:29,601 --> 00:20:31,029
She's fine, seriously.
400
00:20:35,871 --> 00:20:37,574
Ready to see the rest
of the compound?
401
00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:41,446
Yes, please.
402
00:20:41,481 --> 00:20:45,076
All of mankind is divided up
into two species.
403
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:48,783
Normis
and La Vampiro Nostra.
404
00:20:48,818 --> 00:20:51,918
Syndicates and families
with different styles,
405
00:20:51,953 --> 00:20:54,085
they're all after
the same thing.
406
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,889
Our fucking blood.
407
00:20:55,924 --> 00:20:57,561
And this is our fitness center.
408
00:20:59,862 --> 00:21:02,533
Any slayer work two shits
and a nickel knows a honeypot
409
00:21:02,568 --> 00:21:03,666
when he sees one.
410
00:21:23,622 --> 00:21:24,555
Hi.
411
00:21:25,888 --> 00:21:27,987
Hey, aren't you that girl?
412
00:21:28,022 --> 00:21:29,857
Am I?
413
00:21:29,892 --> 00:21:31,738
You retweeted my call to action
to save the whales
414
00:21:31,762 --> 00:21:33,927
to like seven million people.
415
00:21:33,962 --> 00:21:35,643
That one thoughtful act really
made a difference,
416
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:37,964
especially to the whales.
417
00:21:37,999 --> 00:21:40,703
What can I say?
I... I love Willy.
418
00:21:40,738 --> 00:21:41,770
Free Willy.
419
00:21:41,805 --> 00:21:45,444
The movie with the whales.
420
00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:49,415
Harry Rektor.
421
00:21:49,450 --> 00:21:52,451
Jules. Jules Jay.
422
00:21:52,486 --> 00:21:53,650
You like to ride, Jules?
423
00:21:55,753 --> 00:21:57,016
Excuse me?
424
00:21:57,051 --> 00:21:58,721
Horses?
425
00:21:58,756 --> 00:22:00,756
Oh, oh.
426
00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:01,988
Yeah. Yeah, mhmm.
427
00:22:02,023 --> 00:22:03,429
Yeah, I love horses.
428
00:22:03,464 --> 00:22:05,662
Umm, ponies.
429
00:22:05,697 --> 00:22:08,467
I really love all sizes.
430
00:22:08,502 --> 00:22:09,301
Knock-knock.
431
00:22:09,336 --> 00:22:11,437
- Hey, how's it going?
- Yeah, good.
432
00:22:11,472 --> 00:22:12,845
How we doing in here?
How you doing, man?
433
00:22:12,869 --> 00:22:14,605
I'm sorry,
I'm Jack Chambers.
434
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:15,980
- Is this girl bothering you?
- Fuck off.
435
00:22:16,004 --> 00:22:16,871
Hey, you fuck off.
436
00:22:16,906 --> 00:22:18,477
Although, actually I uh...
437
00:22:19,909 --> 00:22:20,909
Oh, um...
438
00:22:22,978 --> 00:22:24,780
Look at that.
That's so fun.
439
00:22:24,815 --> 00:22:26,430
Uh, this has been great,
but we've gotta go.
440
00:22:26,454 --> 00:22:27,178
We really have to go.
441
00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:28,520
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, come on.
442
00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:29,631
Dude, it was lovely meeting you.
443
00:22:29,655 --> 00:22:30,720
Nice.
444
00:22:30,755 --> 00:22:32,425
Yeah, okay.
Let's go, come on.
445
00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:33,559
Hmm.
446
00:22:33,595 --> 00:22:36,660
Meet me at the stables later
and we can take a ride.
447
00:22:36,695 --> 00:22:38,123
Okay.
448
00:22:38,158 --> 00:22:39,399
Yeah, for sure.
449
00:22:50,676 --> 00:22:53,171
David Dean,
Stream Team manager.
450
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:54,942
Hi.
451
00:22:54,977 --> 00:22:56,141
Hey David,
how's your wife?
452
00:22:56,176 --> 00:22:58,143
Yeah, David,
where's your ring?
453
00:22:58,178 --> 00:23:00,211
Yeah, isn't she pregnant
or something?
454
00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:02,620
Okay, I get it.
455
00:23:02,655 --> 00:23:03,918
Hey guys, it's Jules. And...
456
00:23:03,953 --> 00:23:05,458
Look at 'em.
457
00:23:05,493 --> 00:23:07,988
Ignoring all the signs.
458
00:23:08,023 --> 00:23:11,123
Hey guys, what's up?
It's Jul... So weird.
459
00:23:11,158 --> 00:23:12,564
Everybody but her.
460
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:13,565
What's wrong?
461
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,061
My post isn't uploading.
462
00:23:15,096 --> 00:23:17,096
Oh, Beverly, I just got a ping
from downstairs.
463
00:23:17,131 --> 00:23:18,537
They're ready for David.
464
00:23:18,572 --> 00:23:20,165
Of course.
465
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,244
Business affairs would like to
go over some deal points.
466
00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:24,807
Oh, yeah, great.
467
00:23:24,842 --> 00:23:27,513
Separating the group
one by one.
468
00:23:27,548 --> 00:23:29,680
That means Jack, Flynn, Liz,
Jules.
469
00:23:29,715 --> 00:23:31,583
It's time for you to meet
Mr. Rektor.
470
00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:32,851
Right this way.
471
00:23:32,886 --> 00:23:36,049
Typical vampire
pack-hunting tactics.
472
00:23:36,084 --> 00:23:37,688
You guys have this
without me?
473
00:23:37,723 --> 00:23:38,723
Yeah, we got it.
474
00:23:44,697 --> 00:23:45,737
This is where I leave you.
475
00:23:46,963 --> 00:23:47,929
I'm sorry.
476
00:23:47,964 --> 00:23:49,330
This is where you leave me?
477
00:23:49,366 --> 00:23:51,999
Now this part I admit,
it's a bit of a mystery.
478
00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:02,878
See yours truly is gonna use
a little creative license
479
00:24:02,913 --> 00:24:04,682
and paint a picture.
480
00:24:04,717 --> 00:24:07,817
Like that time in Miami
when a Cuban vamp syndicate
481
00:24:07,852 --> 00:24:11,249
lured the bodyguard
of a Congressman to a penthouse.
482
00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:15,286
The bastard never saw it coming.
483
00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:17,926
David Dean,
Stream Team manager.
484
00:24:17,961 --> 00:24:20,599
Which brings me back
to this idiot schmuck turd.
485
00:24:20,634 --> 00:24:23,228
Uh, I was told to meet here
to go over the deal points.
486
00:24:23,263 --> 00:24:25,098
Nah, that's not the right music.
487
00:24:25,133 --> 00:24:26,231
Let's try this.
488
00:24:28,774 --> 00:24:30,037
That's more like it.
489
00:24:37,079 --> 00:24:39,013
Alright, I know
what you're thinking.
490
00:24:39,048 --> 00:24:42,082
Why they don't just get to it
and waste this asshole?
491
00:24:42,117 --> 00:24:44,986
I'll tell you.
It's a chemical thing.
492
00:24:45,021 --> 00:24:47,758
They say the more anticipation
and fear
493
00:24:47,793 --> 00:24:51,157
that the victim can experience
before the bloodletting,
494
00:24:51,192 --> 00:24:53,060
makes the blood taste
even sweeter.
495
00:24:53,095 --> 00:24:54,095
Jeez.
496
00:25:04,678 --> 00:25:05,678
Fuck...
497
00:25:34,906 --> 00:25:37,335
So, where is Steven?
498
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,743
Natalie didn't tell you?
499
00:25:38,778 --> 00:25:40,646
Not yet.
500
00:25:40,681 --> 00:25:43,341
Steven can't actually see you.
501
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:44,980
Excuse me?
502
00:25:45,015 --> 00:25:46,982
My husband is in need of care
503
00:25:47,017 --> 00:25:49,215
and he's only able to interact
in person with those
504
00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,788
who have taken the vaccine.
505
00:25:50,823 --> 00:25:52,350
Our vaccine.
506
00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:54,022
So, without further ado.
507
00:25:57,665 --> 00:25:58,961
Greetings, my friends.
508
00:25:58,996 --> 00:26:00,105
I thank you for making
the journey
509
00:26:00,129 --> 00:26:01,293
with such short notice.
510
00:26:01,328 --> 00:26:02,393
Of course, sir.
511
00:26:02,428 --> 00:26:04,197
We are massive fans.
512
00:26:04,232 --> 00:26:05,698
- Yeah.
- We are?
513
00:26:05,734 --> 00:26:06,911
I suppose you might be wondering
about Beverly and I
514
00:26:06,935 --> 00:26:09,367
took such an interest
in your little outfit.
515
00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:10,735
Definitely.
516
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:13,173
After a century
of infecting our planet
517
00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:16,275
with greed, toxins,
and overpopulation,
518
00:26:16,310 --> 00:26:18,651
the planet is fighting back.
519
00:26:18,686 --> 00:26:20,048
The viruses won't stop.
520
00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:22,017
They will continue to mutate.
521
00:26:22,052 --> 00:26:23,755
So, we need to build
a new kind of human.
522
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:25,251
Stronger, immune.
523
00:26:25,286 --> 00:26:27,352
True warriors.
524
00:26:27,387 --> 00:26:29,728
And you all can be the match
that lights the fire.
525
00:26:29,763 --> 00:26:30,795
Huh.
526
00:26:30,830 --> 00:26:32,863
- Amazing.
- Really?
527
00:26:32,898 --> 00:26:34,832
What my genius husband
is trying to say,
528
00:26:34,867 --> 00:26:36,273
is that we think
you can help us promote
529
00:26:36,297 --> 00:26:38,704
The Rektor Foundation's
new super vaccine
530
00:26:38,739 --> 00:26:40,706
that can turn millions
of possible deaths
531
00:26:40,741 --> 00:26:43,709
into something even more amazing
than just being alive.
532
00:26:43,744 --> 00:26:45,744
Being totally immune
to everything.
533
00:26:45,779 --> 00:26:48,406
And for your promotion
to your combined user base
534
00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:50,408
of 55 million plus,
535
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:53,884
we're gonna pay you to the tune
of $15 million.
536
00:26:53,919 --> 00:26:55,017
And that's just year one.
537
00:26:56,955 --> 00:26:58,251
Holy shit.
538
00:26:58,286 --> 00:27:00,088
♪ Oh man, I got a lot of gold ♪
539
00:27:00,123 --> 00:27:02,893
♪ Stack that bread of dominoes,
anything is possible ♪
540
00:27:02,928 --> 00:27:05,896
♪ Yeah ♪
541
00:27:05,931 --> 00:27:07,164
♪ I just, I just ♪
542
00:27:07,199 --> 00:27:08,165
♪ I just want them bad,
I just want them bad ♪
543
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,233
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Bad ♪
544
00:27:09,268 --> 00:27:11,462
♪ I just want them bad,
I just... ♪
545
00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:12,804
- Uh, we're in.
- Yeah.
546
00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:13,839
Nope.
547
00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:20,207
Uh, um,
do you mind giving us a beat?
548
00:27:20,242 --> 00:27:21,242
Of course.
549
00:27:26,116 --> 00:27:27,731
Jesus, Flynn,
we're about to make millions
550
00:27:27,755 --> 00:27:28,854
by saving the world.
551
00:27:28,890 --> 00:27:30,866
How is it possible you can find
a problem with that?
552
00:27:30,890 --> 00:27:32,153
She's got a point, sis.
553
00:27:32,188 --> 00:27:33,759
But why us?
554
00:27:33,794 --> 00:27:36,762
Uh, hello.
She literally just told us.
555
00:27:36,797 --> 00:27:39,127
No way, they're...
they're hiding something, okay.
556
00:27:39,162 --> 00:27:41,767
That's too much money.
It's too top secret.
557
00:27:41,802 --> 00:27:42,735
That paper that
that guy gave me today...
558
00:27:42,770 --> 00:27:43,736
No, no,
559
00:27:43,771 --> 00:27:45,012
are you seriously talking
about the creepy guy
560
00:27:45,036 --> 00:27:46,002
who threatened to kill us?
561
00:27:46,037 --> 00:27:47,037
- Gross.
- Okay.
562
00:27:47,071 --> 00:27:48,499
Yes, the amount
they're offering
563
00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:50,050
- is weirdly high.
- I mean, we would have do...
564
00:27:50,074 --> 00:27:51,436
we would have done this
for what?
565
00:27:51,471 --> 00:27:52,503
Half a mil?
566
00:27:52,538 --> 00:27:53,944
And also, where's David?
567
00:27:53,979 --> 00:27:55,374
- He should be here, right?
- Yes.
568
00:27:55,409 --> 00:27:56,749
Okay, seriously, Jack.
569
00:27:56,784 --> 00:27:57,915
I can't with her.
570
00:27:57,950 --> 00:27:59,312
You always side
with your sister.
571
00:27:59,347 --> 00:28:00,347
What?
572
00:28:00,382 --> 00:28:03,382
Look, she is not you're only
dependent anymore.
573
00:28:03,417 --> 00:28:05,021
I'm your family now.
574
00:28:05,056 --> 00:28:06,536
Come on, don't you trust
my instincts?
575
00:28:10,996 --> 00:28:12,028
I'm sorry.
576
00:28:14,362 --> 00:28:16,329
- Fuck this. I'm out.
- Flynn?
577
00:28:16,364 --> 00:28:18,331
Jack, look,
just let her go, okay.
578
00:28:18,366 --> 00:28:20,531
Let her go.
It's not about her.
579
00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:22,368
This is about us.
580
00:28:22,403 --> 00:28:24,040
Okay.
581
00:28:24,075 --> 00:28:26,372
You built the Stream Team
from the ground up.
582
00:28:26,407 --> 00:28:27,407
You deserve this.
583
00:28:29,047 --> 00:28:30,442
Okay.
584
00:28:30,477 --> 00:28:32,279
Yeah, okay. Yeah.
585
00:28:32,314 --> 00:28:33,346
Let's do this.
586
00:28:33,381 --> 00:28:34,479
- Okay.
- Okay.
587
00:28:39,123 --> 00:28:43,829
Now, before you sign,
there's just one more thing.
588
00:28:43,864 --> 00:28:46,425
Times are changing
in our media empire.
589
00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:49,362
And because of Steven's health
and none of our heirs
590
00:28:49,397 --> 00:28:51,232
willing to take the reins,
591
00:28:51,267 --> 00:28:53,399
we've been on the hunt
for new partners.
592
00:28:53,434 --> 00:28:55,467
Not just to carry on the legacy
of our company,
593
00:28:55,502 --> 00:28:58,811
but to reinvent it
for today's audience.
594
00:28:58,846 --> 00:29:01,308
Jack, I've been
watching you for years.
595
00:29:01,343 --> 00:29:05,213
You can do so much more
and with my power,
596
00:29:05,248 --> 00:29:06,544
you'll be unstoppable.
597
00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:10,020
Uh, I'm sorry.
598
00:29:10,055 --> 00:29:12,055
Are you talking
about giving us your...
599
00:29:12,090 --> 00:29:13,991
My company?
600
00:29:14,026 --> 00:29:15,553
Yes.
601
00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:17,225
Oh.
602
00:29:17,260 --> 00:29:18,589
Oh, my God.
603
00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:19,898
It's really happening, babe.
604
00:29:19,933 --> 00:29:20,976
We're gonna be billionaires.
605
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,230
Babe.
606
00:29:22,265 --> 00:29:23,265
Ahem.
607
00:29:23,299 --> 00:29:24,837
Uh, no offense.
608
00:29:24,872 --> 00:29:28,368
We are insanely flattered,
but um... why us?
609
00:29:28,403 --> 00:29:30,172
It's simple math, really.
610
00:29:30,207 --> 00:29:32,174
Our research shows
that you alone engage
611
00:29:32,209 --> 00:29:34,440
with ten times more users
under the age of 25
612
00:29:34,475 --> 00:29:38,279
than any other public figure
in the world.
613
00:29:38,314 --> 00:29:39,544
I do?
614
00:29:39,579 --> 00:29:42,052
Of course you do,
my handsome man.
615
00:29:43,355 --> 00:29:45,264
Your 55 million followers
are just the beginning.
616
00:29:45,288 --> 00:29:47,156
Combined with our network
capabilities,
617
00:29:47,191 --> 00:29:49,257
they will expand to hundreds
of millions,
618
00:29:49,292 --> 00:29:51,391
become the backbone
of consumer buyers,
619
00:29:51,426 --> 00:29:54,592
controlling advertising spends,
political influence,
620
00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:55,967
and world markets.
621
00:29:59,302 --> 00:30:02,567
What we're proposing
is a trial merger.
622
00:30:02,602 --> 00:30:05,207
See, how we feel about you
and your new role
623
00:30:05,242 --> 00:30:07,011
as leader of our media group
624
00:30:07,046 --> 00:30:09,244
and after six months,
we make it a little more formal.
625
00:30:12,249 --> 00:30:13,886
It's a simple offer sheet.
626
00:30:13,921 --> 00:30:15,283
David already looked it over.
627
00:30:15,318 --> 00:30:17,087
- It's just...
- Oh, fuck.
628
00:30:18,057 --> 00:30:19,892
Anything you see
or participate in
629
00:30:19,927 --> 00:30:22,554
during this trial merger
stays between us.
630
00:30:22,589 --> 00:30:25,997
It's like a formal family deal
before all the business stuff
631
00:30:26,032 --> 00:30:27,130
gets ironed out.
632
00:30:31,466 --> 00:30:32,938
Yeah.
633
00:30:37,978 --> 00:30:39,472
You ready?
634
00:30:39,507 --> 00:30:44,444
Uh... here we go.
635
00:30:52,025 --> 00:30:53,090
Great.
636
00:30:55,963 --> 00:30:57,490
- Oh, it's amazing.
- Yeah.
637
00:31:01,529 --> 00:31:03,595
This is seriously the best day
of my life.
638
00:31:03,630 --> 00:31:05,168
Well, I mean apart
from our wedding...
639
00:31:05,203 --> 00:31:07,071
- Yeah.
- Of course.
640
00:31:07,106 --> 00:31:08,501
What's up, my Jullionaires?
641
00:31:08,536 --> 00:31:12,043
I'm getting ready for a date
with a real life cowboy.
642
00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:15,376
So, if you have pro tips,
make sure to DM them to me
643
00:31:15,411 --> 00:31:18,247
or comment down below
to impress him.
644
00:31:18,282 --> 00:31:21,547
And I've also been using
Wewe Face Glow,
645
00:31:21,582 --> 00:31:24,517
which is what's keeping me
glowing.
646
00:31:24,552 --> 00:31:28,191
So, uh, for more info,
just check in the link above.
647
00:31:28,226 --> 00:31:31,326
Or swipe up to see more.
648
00:31:31,361 --> 00:31:32,361
Bye, guys.
649
00:31:35,299 --> 00:31:36,397
Oh, Jesus.
650
00:31:38,401 --> 00:31:40,038
What, is the deal off?
651
00:31:40,073 --> 00:31:42,337
No, deal's very much on.
652
00:31:42,372 --> 00:31:44,273
Then what's wrong?
653
00:31:44,308 --> 00:31:46,352
Uh, there is something seriously
off about this place
654
00:31:46,376 --> 00:31:48,442
and I want no part of it.
655
00:31:48,477 --> 00:31:49,982
Okay.
656
00:31:50,017 --> 00:31:51,709
Don't have a Flynn attack.
657
00:31:51,744 --> 00:31:54,151
- Calm down.
- I'm calm.
658
00:31:54,186 --> 00:31:56,681
I'm just telling you
I think we should go now.
659
00:31:56,716 --> 00:31:58,452
What about your brother
and Liz?
660
00:31:58,487 --> 00:32:00,520
They won't listen.
661
00:32:00,555 --> 00:32:02,357
I think this shit's bad.
662
00:32:02,392 --> 00:32:05,327
Okay, what if that guy
on the road earlier was right
663
00:32:05,362 --> 00:32:07,428
and these people
aren't just greedy,
664
00:32:07,463 --> 00:32:09,100
they're evil?
665
00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:10,662
Evil, really?
666
00:32:10,697 --> 00:32:13,236
That thing I read earlier said
Rektor's up to something.
667
00:32:13,271 --> 00:32:15,733
And now they're offering us
all this crazy money
668
00:32:15,768 --> 00:32:17,537
to help them promote it.
669
00:32:17,572 --> 00:32:19,077
What kind of money?
670
00:32:19,112 --> 00:32:20,210
Half a mil? Million?
671
00:32:20,245 --> 00:32:22,080
Are they including me?
672
00:32:22,115 --> 00:32:23,411
I'm serious.
673
00:32:23,446 --> 00:32:25,578
- Are you coming with me or not?
- I would.
674
00:32:25,613 --> 00:32:27,283
I really, really would
but um,
675
00:32:27,318 --> 00:32:28,779
actually I have a date tonight.
676
00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:30,517
Harry.
677
00:32:30,552 --> 00:32:32,486
A date.
678
00:32:32,521 --> 00:32:34,158
Oh, Flynn, come on.
679
00:32:34,193 --> 00:32:36,094
No, no,
it's super cool.
680
00:32:36,129 --> 00:32:37,227
No one believes me.
681
00:32:37,262 --> 00:32:39,559
Everyone thinks
I'm just fucking nuts.
682
00:32:39,594 --> 00:32:42,562
I guess I'll try to find
a signal somewhere
683
00:32:42,597 --> 00:32:44,366
and see if I can catch an Uber
684
00:32:44,401 --> 00:32:47,633
to go play my semi-final
deathmatch alone.
685
00:32:47,668 --> 00:32:49,734
Okay, sorry.
686
00:32:49,769 --> 00:32:51,538
Text me.
687
00:32:51,573 --> 00:32:52,813
Good luck with your deathmatch.
688
00:33:05,752 --> 00:33:07,224
You gotta be shitting me.
689
00:33:14,332 --> 00:33:15,562
I can... unbelievable.
690
00:33:21,735 --> 00:33:23,834
Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.
691
00:34:02,644 --> 00:34:04,512
Shhh, shh.
692
00:34:04,547 --> 00:34:05,876
Don't... don't move.
693
00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:06,811
Sshh.
694
00:34:06,846 --> 00:34:09,418
Don't scream.
695
00:34:09,453 --> 00:34:11,321
- Get away from me.
- Shhh.
696
00:34:11,356 --> 00:34:13,125
The feeding hour is upon us.
697
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,260
Their heightened senses means
they can see everything.
698
00:34:18,792 --> 00:34:19,802
What the hell's the matter
with you, dude?
699
00:34:19,826 --> 00:34:21,232
You can't just grab me.
700
00:34:21,267 --> 00:34:22,563
You know what?
701
00:34:22,598 --> 00:34:23,674
They had a valid fucking point.
702
00:34:23,698 --> 00:34:24,565
You're the one
I should be scared of.
703
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,732
Not Rektor.
704
00:34:26,767 --> 00:34:27,898
Put that mace down.
705
00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:29,636
I'm trying to save you, Flynn.
706
00:34:29,671 --> 00:34:30,769
How do you know my name?
707
00:34:30,804 --> 00:34:31,603
I'll explain that later.
708
00:34:31,638 --> 00:34:33,343
No, you're going to
explain it now
709
00:34:33,378 --> 00:34:34,443
or I'm screaming.
710
00:34:34,478 --> 00:34:35,598
We don't have time for this.
711
00:34:37,382 --> 00:34:38,645
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
712
00:34:40,484 --> 00:34:41,714
Where the hell are you going?
713
00:34:41,749 --> 00:34:43,221
Hey!
714
00:34:43,256 --> 00:34:45,322
You can't get a fucking signal
out here.
715
00:34:45,357 --> 00:34:47,192
They only get a signal
when they want you to.
716
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:48,752
Hey?
717
00:34:48,788 --> 00:34:51,394
Come with me now
before it's too late.
718
00:34:51,429 --> 00:34:52,890
I don't need your help, old man.
719
00:34:59,965 --> 00:35:01,404
Oh, I love this.
720
00:35:01,439 --> 00:35:05,474
The smell is so authentic.
721
00:35:05,509 --> 00:35:06,772
It's great.
722
00:35:09,744 --> 00:35:11,909
Jules...
723
00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:13,680
I'm waiting for you.
724
00:35:13,715 --> 00:35:14,780
Harry?
725
00:35:17,422 --> 00:35:18,883
Is that you?
726
00:35:18,918 --> 00:35:20,885
Why don't you come this way,
little lady?
727
00:35:24,264 --> 00:35:26,726
Shit.
728
00:35:50,818 --> 00:35:51,883
Guys?
729
00:35:51,918 --> 00:35:53,390
Guys?
730
00:35:57,660 --> 00:35:59,627
Jack?
731
00:35:59,662 --> 00:36:00,727
Liz?
732
00:36:07,967 --> 00:36:08,967
Shit.
733
00:36:17,482 --> 00:36:18,646
That's more like it.
734
00:36:42,804 --> 00:36:44,441
Shit!
735
00:36:44,476 --> 00:36:45,476
Fuck.
736
00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:59,390
Calm down, you freak.
737
00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:01,185
You're just letting Flynn
get into your head.
738
00:37:12,064 --> 00:37:14,405
I uh, took the liberty
of trying the wine.
739
00:37:15,903 --> 00:37:16,968
It's really good.
740
00:37:18,774 --> 00:37:21,445
Is it biodynamic?
741
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,710
Jules?
742
00:37:29,686 --> 00:37:32,291
Don't worry, cutie,
I'm coming for you.
743
00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:43,027
Hello, Jules.
744
00:37:43,062 --> 00:37:44,369
Oh, shit.
745
00:37:45,801 --> 00:37:49,440
Listen, I'm not gonna
tell anyone
746
00:37:49,475 --> 00:37:51,640
what you guys are up to.
747
00:37:51,675 --> 00:37:52,751
I promise.
748
00:37:52,775 --> 00:37:54,709
Just... just... just let me go.
749
00:37:54,744 --> 00:37:56,612
That's not happening, Jules.
750
00:37:56,647 --> 00:37:58,449
Okay. I thought
that you were a nice guy!
751
00:37:58,484 --> 00:37:59,681
No, I ain't.
752
00:37:59,716 --> 00:38:00,814
Why me?
753
00:38:00,849 --> 00:38:02,552
You... you love animals.
754
00:38:02,587 --> 00:38:03,883
Remember, the whales?
755
00:38:03,918 --> 00:38:05,720
I love animals.
756
00:38:05,755 --> 00:38:07,986
I just hate humans.
757
00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:10,660
Jules!
758
00:38:14,126 --> 00:38:16,434
You smell tender and juicy.
759
00:38:16,469 --> 00:38:19,437
Aah!
760
00:38:19,472 --> 00:38:21,769
Never trust a guy
with a man bun.
761
00:38:21,804 --> 00:38:22,804
Jules!
762
00:38:26,743 --> 00:38:28,974
Flynn! Flynn!
763
00:38:29,009 --> 00:38:30,448
Don't fight the catch...
764
00:38:32,782 --> 00:38:34,551
We have a connection.
765
00:38:52,098 --> 00:38:54,538
- Jules!
- Flynn! Flynn!
766
00:39:03,846 --> 00:39:04,911
Ah!
767
00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:13,051
Lesson learned.
768
00:39:13,086 --> 00:39:15,625
Never accept a date from a dude
with a man bun.
769
00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:24,997
No. No, no, no, no.
770
00:39:25,032 --> 00:39:27,604
No more swipes up for you,
sweetheart.
771
00:39:30,136 --> 00:39:32,411
You have nowhere to run!
772
00:39:43,952 --> 00:39:46,018
Looks like you needed my help
after all.
773
00:39:46,053 --> 00:39:46,852
How did you...
774
00:39:46,887 --> 00:39:49,054
Know you're gonna get
eaten alive?
775
00:39:49,089 --> 00:39:50,022
Kind of, yeah.
776
00:39:58,571 --> 00:40:00,364
You should come out with me.
I'll show you.
777
00:40:04,236 --> 00:40:05,169
Really?
778
00:40:05,204 --> 00:40:06,973
We're gonna do this shit again?
779
00:40:07,008 --> 00:40:08,645
No, no, I'm coming. I just...
780
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,075
We have to save my brother, too.
781
00:40:11,243 --> 00:40:13,144
Alright, we'll see. Come on.
782
00:40:18,591 --> 00:40:21,185
Oh, wow.
783
00:40:21,220 --> 00:40:23,154
This feels like...
784
00:40:23,189 --> 00:40:24,189
Home?
785
00:40:27,732 --> 00:40:31,701
Our 500 print and television
subsidiaries worldwide
786
00:40:31,736 --> 00:40:34,671
make up 90 percent
of the global market.
787
00:40:34,706 --> 00:40:37,542
By the end of the decade,
we plan to have acquired
788
00:40:37,577 --> 00:40:39,137
- all of them.
- Sweet.
789
00:40:39,172 --> 00:40:40,004
People, they call me,
790
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,547
heartless, a capitalist,
a gold digger.
791
00:40:42,582 --> 00:40:45,275
And this of course one
of our many satellite locations,
792
00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:47,981
where all data and imagery
are run through our algorithms
793
00:40:48,016 --> 00:40:49,752
straight up to the cloud.
794
00:40:49,787 --> 00:40:51,523
Sweet.
795
00:40:51,558 --> 00:40:53,987
Algorithms are kind of my jam.
796
00:40:54,022 --> 00:40:56,693
I just... I keep searching
for a sense of security
797
00:40:56,728 --> 00:40:58,288
and I know that the second
I find it,
798
00:40:58,323 --> 00:40:59,894
I'm gonna be a whole new person.
799
00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:05,900
Well, I think you found it,
baby girl.
800
00:41:05,935 --> 00:41:06,935
Come on.
801
00:41:08,036 --> 00:41:09,706
We like to think
of our algorithm
802
00:41:09,741 --> 00:41:11,906
as a giant filter
803
00:41:11,941 --> 00:41:14,942
for all the world's facts,
narratives, and viewpoints.
804
00:41:14,977 --> 00:41:16,240
You ready for some real fun?
805
00:41:16,275 --> 00:41:17,275
Yes.
806
00:41:20,785 --> 00:41:22,180
Oh, wow.
807
00:41:22,215 --> 00:41:24,055
Whether you're moderate
or conservative
808
00:41:24,085 --> 00:41:27,988
leftist, fascist, anarchist,
it doesn't matter to us.
809
00:41:28,023 --> 00:41:30,628
My 1975 Halston.
810
00:41:30,663 --> 00:41:33,631
Jackie Onassis wore it once
before I bought it.
811
00:41:33,666 --> 00:41:34,929
Do you wanna try it on?
812
00:41:34,964 --> 00:41:36,733
Heck yeah.
813
00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:45,071
What's mine is yours.
814
00:41:45,106 --> 00:41:46,710
Our ethos has always been,
815
00:41:46,745 --> 00:41:48,877
why be a part
of the conversation,
816
00:41:48,912 --> 00:41:51,781
when you could construct
the conversation itself?
817
00:41:53,312 --> 00:41:54,312
Great question.
818
00:41:57,250 --> 00:41:58,330
Sorry, was that a question?
819
00:42:04,290 --> 00:42:06,895
Good eye.
820
00:42:06,930 --> 00:42:09,997
This is some top secret shit
821
00:42:10,032 --> 00:42:12,197
that I should not be
showing you.
822
00:42:12,232 --> 00:42:13,704
Is it Botox?
823
00:42:13,739 --> 00:42:15,673
This is the vaccine.
824
00:42:17,270 --> 00:42:19,237
It's gonna heal the world.
825
00:42:19,272 --> 00:42:22,042
Total immunity to everything.
826
00:42:22,077 --> 00:42:23,077
Everything?
827
00:42:24,684 --> 00:42:29,720
Just one little shot
and nothing will ever stop you.
828
00:42:29,755 --> 00:42:31,348
Can I do it now?
829
00:42:31,383 --> 00:42:32,921
No.
830
00:42:32,956 --> 00:42:34,692
Oh.
831
00:42:34,727 --> 00:42:36,155
But.
832
00:42:36,190 --> 00:42:37,827
But?
833
00:42:37,862 --> 00:42:40,995
Seeing that we're already
like family
834
00:42:41,030 --> 00:42:44,163
and this is a momentous
occasion,
835
00:42:44,198 --> 00:42:46,066
it feels right
to make an exception.
836
00:42:49,071 --> 00:42:53,205
Now, if an ageless billionaire
has pulled you into a wardrobe,
837
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:56,208
inviting you to try
a secret serum in a syringe
838
00:42:56,243 --> 00:42:58,210
from a creepy wooden box...
839
00:42:58,245 --> 00:43:00,751
You ready to be
an untouchable queen?
840
00:43:00,786 --> 00:43:01,719
Just say...
841
00:43:01,754 --> 00:43:02,720
Yes.
842
00:43:02,755 --> 00:43:03,985
Yes, please.
843
00:43:04,020 --> 00:43:06,691
Wrong answer, sweetheart.
844
00:43:06,726 --> 00:43:08,055
Hey, uh, thanks for the tour,
845
00:43:08,090 --> 00:43:10,354
but I should probably
be heading back.
846
00:43:10,389 --> 00:43:12,125
My sister
and my friends are probably
847
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,225
wondering about me.
848
00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:15,667
Here we go.
849
00:43:19,706 --> 00:43:22,036
You haven't even met
Mr. Rektor yet.
850
00:43:22,071 --> 00:43:25,039
Oh, uh, oh, why,
is he around?
851
00:44:13,518 --> 00:44:17,322
Welcome to the rest
of your life.
852
00:44:22,197 --> 00:44:23,702
No shit.
853
00:44:26,905 --> 00:44:30,071
I grew up pulling all-nighters
to watch re-runs of your show.
854
00:44:32,141 --> 00:44:34,306
Catch A Criminal
with Elliot Jones.
855
00:44:34,341 --> 00:44:37,144
If you're a criminal
preying on the innocent,
856
00:44:37,179 --> 00:44:39,146
if you assault, rape,
and kill...
857
00:44:39,181 --> 00:44:40,147
Aahhh!
858
00:44:40,182 --> 00:44:41,951
We have a message for you.
859
00:44:41,986 --> 00:44:42,952
Watch out.
860
00:44:42,987 --> 00:44:45,152
Justice is back in town.
861
00:44:45,187 --> 00:44:48,221
Ride alone with Elliot Jones
as he investigates,
862
00:44:48,256 --> 00:44:51,026
pursues,
and brings down the darkest,
863
00:44:51,061 --> 00:44:54,227
most elusive night stalking
predators on our streets.
864
00:44:54,262 --> 00:44:56,361
Catch A Criminal
with Elliot Jones.
865
00:44:56,396 --> 00:44:57,967
Making America safer.
866
00:45:02,138 --> 00:45:04,402
Catch A Criminal
with Elliot Jones.
867
00:45:04,437 --> 00:45:08,406
Thursdays at 9:00,
8:00 Central on BDN.
868
00:45:16,317 --> 00:45:17,349
What happened to you?
869
00:45:23,522 --> 00:45:26,864
My daughter, Molly,
she was...
870
00:45:28,527 --> 00:45:30,296
she was murdered
in the hotel suite
871
00:45:30,331 --> 00:45:32,100
of a record label executive.
872
00:45:35,105 --> 00:45:40,812
So... there was a trial,
highly publicized search
873
00:45:40,847 --> 00:45:43,540
for her killer
and all that bullshit.
874
00:45:43,575 --> 00:45:48,149
That's what led to setting
the whole show in motion.
875
00:45:48,184 --> 00:45:51,548
But it was all for her,
it was all for Molly.
876
00:45:54,894 --> 00:45:58,962
I followed every clue
until it led me to the...
877
00:46:00,966 --> 00:46:02,834
the owner of the record label.
878
00:46:02,869 --> 00:46:04,902
Hmm.
879
00:46:04,937 --> 00:46:11,337
Who also happened to be
the owner of the network
880
00:46:11,372 --> 00:46:13,603
that paid for my show.
881
00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:15,209
Steven Rektor.
882
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,577
Steven fucking Rektor.
883
00:46:23,516 --> 00:46:26,022
This is our newest feature,
884
00:46:26,057 --> 00:46:28,618
personally designed
by Mr. Rektor himself.
885
00:46:28,653 --> 00:46:29,485
It's the latest
886
00:46:29,521 --> 00:46:32,226
in immersive
audio-visual experiences.
887
00:46:32,261 --> 00:46:33,865
What like VR?
888
00:46:33,900 --> 00:46:35,328
Like nothing you've ever seen.
889
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,565
A lot of people think
that vampires is the stuff
890
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,304
of fairy tales, and novels,
and all that bullshit.
891
00:46:44,339 --> 00:46:47,241
But little do they know
that Bram Stoker himself
892
00:46:47,276 --> 00:46:48,946
was a vampire!
893
00:46:48,981 --> 00:46:52,378
Making up lies to distract us
from the truth.
894
00:46:52,413 --> 00:46:56,613
That the vampire illuminati
not only walks among us,
895
00:46:56,648 --> 00:47:02,223
they've gamed our entire system,
our financial institutions.
896
00:47:02,258 --> 00:47:04,324
We got shadow governments
making up laws
897
00:47:04,359 --> 00:47:06,128
we don't even
fucking know about.
898
00:47:06,163 --> 00:47:09,461
Massive media mergers,
algorithms, data mining
899
00:47:09,496 --> 00:47:11,496
to control what people think.
900
00:47:11,531 --> 00:47:14,202
While the police state
keeps us in line.
901
00:47:15,139 --> 00:47:17,975
Now, we got a vaccine.
902
00:47:18,010 --> 00:47:20,505
Yeah, all in the name
of healing the world
903
00:47:20,540 --> 00:47:23,145
when it's really about keeping
our blood clean enough
904
00:47:23,180 --> 00:47:24,674
for their consumption.
905
00:47:24,709 --> 00:47:29,250
Rooting out the prey from
a super society of predators
906
00:47:29,285 --> 00:47:35,685
who worship at the altar
of a vampire illuminati.
907
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:37,093
And that's the truth, baby.
908
00:47:39,966 --> 00:47:43,561
Okay so, I just lie there.
909
00:47:43,596 --> 00:47:46,531
Clothes on obviously, right.
No? Okay, I'm joking.
910
00:47:46,566 --> 00:47:47,664
Alright.
911
00:47:49,668 --> 00:47:50,942
Whoa, here we go.
912
00:47:55,014 --> 00:47:56,244
Have fun.
913
00:48:54,172 --> 00:48:55,172
Hello?
914
00:48:57,604 --> 00:48:58,604
Hello, Jack.
915
00:49:01,410 --> 00:49:02,574
Steven?
916
00:49:02,609 --> 00:49:04,444
Cocksuckers, hang on a second.
917
00:49:05,744 --> 00:49:07,480
Here we go.
918
00:49:07,515 --> 00:49:08,613
Here we go.
919
00:49:11,321 --> 00:49:12,584
The Omega Society.
920
00:49:12,619 --> 00:49:14,520
It's the oldest
and most secretive society
921
00:49:14,555 --> 00:49:16,423
on the planet.
922
00:49:16,458 --> 00:49:17,996
It's more of a cult really.
923
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,330
Their origins date back
since before recorded history.
924
00:49:23,531 --> 00:49:24,629
Want a smoke?
925
00:49:24,664 --> 00:49:26,730
Uh, I... I vape.
926
00:49:26,765 --> 00:49:27,765
Grow up.
927
00:49:29,801 --> 00:49:35,046
Look, they lived off the blood
of small mammals until...
928
00:49:35,081 --> 00:49:38,346
until they realized
that drinking human blood
929
00:49:38,381 --> 00:49:40,612
would give them immortal life.
930
00:49:40,647 --> 00:49:43,582
If they drank it often enough.
931
00:49:43,617 --> 00:49:45,551
But it wasn't long
until us humans
932
00:49:45,586 --> 00:49:47,256
started fighting back.
933
00:49:47,291 --> 00:49:48,157
By the Middle Ages,
934
00:49:48,192 --> 00:49:50,094
we had these motherfuckers
on the run.
935
00:49:50,129 --> 00:49:53,658
Then, they came up
with a new tactic.
936
00:49:53,693 --> 00:49:57,101
Fleeing their villages
in a mass migration.
937
00:49:57,136 --> 00:49:59,796
And then reintegrating
into our society,
938
00:49:59,831 --> 00:50:04,636
pretending... pretending,
mind you, to be one of us.
939
00:50:04,671 --> 00:50:06,176
But they're weak.
940
00:50:06,211 --> 00:50:08,112
They have a disease.
941
00:50:08,147 --> 00:50:11,742
The whole family
has had a disease for 350 years.
942
00:50:11,777 --> 00:50:14,184
And now Rektor's dying.
943
00:50:14,219 --> 00:50:16,219
And he thinks you're the cure.
944
00:50:16,254 --> 00:50:17,620
What do you mean cure?
945
00:50:17,656 --> 00:50:20,190
Hunters way before me
have been documenting their kills
946
00:50:20,225 --> 00:50:21,785
for centuries.
947
00:50:21,820 --> 00:50:25,426
But there is one event
that changed everything.
948
00:50:25,461 --> 00:50:27,296
1627.
949
00:50:27,331 --> 00:50:29,496
During the Würzberg
witch trials,
950
00:50:29,531 --> 00:50:32,796
a young woman,
a leper was prayed over
951
00:50:32,831 --> 00:50:36,404
by a powerful French cleric
Armand Jean du som...
952
00:50:36,439 --> 00:50:37,471
something.
953
00:50:37,506 --> 00:50:39,737
Said to be touched by God
Himself.
954
00:50:39,772 --> 00:50:41,277
Anyway, puts his hands on her,
955
00:50:41,312 --> 00:50:44,115
says a prayer, and boom,
she's healed.
956
00:50:44,150 --> 00:50:45,150
Just like that.
957
00:50:45,184 --> 00:50:46,317
True miracle.
958
00:50:46,352 --> 00:50:49,252
Well, she healed so fast,
they thought she was a witch.
959
00:50:49,287 --> 00:50:51,782
Decided to burn her at the stake
960
00:50:51,817 --> 00:50:54,554
but the night
before her execution,
961
00:50:54,589 --> 00:50:55,687
she had a visitor.
962
00:50:57,229 --> 00:51:00,362
A vampire patriarch
brutally drained her
963
00:51:00,397 --> 00:51:04,696
of every ounce of blood
in her frail body.
964
00:51:04,731 --> 00:51:10,306
But her blood...
...it was special.
965
00:51:10,341 --> 00:51:12,902
Infused by
the Holy Spirit himself
966
00:51:12,937 --> 00:51:14,739
thanks to the cleric, you see.
967
00:51:14,774 --> 00:51:19,216
She was given the divine gift
of life.
968
00:51:19,251 --> 00:51:23,154
That will wreak havoc
on the dead.
969
00:51:23,189 --> 00:51:26,850
Her name was lost through time,
but she was forever referred to
970
00:51:26,885 --> 00:51:32,856
as the "Geist des Schicksals",
"the Ghost of Fate".
971
00:51:32,891 --> 00:51:35,562
And through the centuries,
that infected bloodline
972
00:51:35,597 --> 00:51:38,664
has run rampant
through the Rektor family
973
00:51:38,699 --> 00:51:41,865
making each generation
shorter, and weaker,
974
00:51:41,900 --> 00:51:44,835
and more desperate
than the ones before.
975
00:51:44,870 --> 00:51:48,542
And now Steven Rektor thinks
that you and Jack are the cure.
976
00:51:48,577 --> 00:51:49,774
Holy shit.
977
00:51:49,809 --> 00:51:51,809
And hell, I think they're right!
978
00:51:51,844 --> 00:51:54,944
My theory is that not only is
your blood the right type,
979
00:51:54,979 --> 00:51:57,353
but you and Jack have
Rektor DNA.
980
00:51:57,388 --> 00:52:00,653
Your great grandpa
Wilbur Chambers
981
00:52:00,688 --> 00:52:05,889
married a Lydia Riechtor,
which could have been Rektor.
982
00:52:05,924 --> 00:52:07,627
Vampires are changing
their fucking names
983
00:52:07,662 --> 00:52:08,694
all the time,
984
00:52:08,729 --> 00:52:11,367
That's why they're after you.
985
00:52:11,402 --> 00:52:15,800
'Cause they think you and Jack
are part of the family.
986
00:52:15,835 --> 00:52:17,637
So, we gotta go now.
987
00:52:17,672 --> 00:52:19,210
- We're not ready.
- Why not?
988
00:52:19,245 --> 00:52:20,772
We've gotta prepare.
989
00:52:20,807 --> 00:52:22,675
I thought that's what
we've been doing.
990
00:52:22,710 --> 00:52:24,974
I've been killing vamps
a long time, honey.
991
00:52:25,009 --> 00:52:28,384
Steven Rektor,
that son of a bitch,
992
00:52:28,419 --> 00:52:29,616
he ain't no ordinary vampire.
993
00:52:29,651 --> 00:52:30,651
Nope.
994
00:52:30,685 --> 00:52:32,685
He's a dark lord,
995
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:35,721
whose royal bloodline goes back
to the very beginning.
996
00:52:35,756 --> 00:52:37,558
Now, you take him out,
997
00:52:37,593 --> 00:52:39,802
you take out one of the biggest
vamp syndicates of all time.
998
00:52:39,826 --> 00:52:42,299
I can't believe this is
my fucking life right now.
999
00:52:42,334 --> 00:52:46,204
Okay. Rektor's birthday
as on record is 1921.
1000
00:52:47,636 --> 00:52:51,506
Now, a vampire's natural
lifespan is of course endless.
1001
00:52:51,541 --> 00:52:53,838
But no financial
or real estate records
1002
00:52:53,873 --> 00:52:56,313
ever show one vampire
ever living past
1003
00:52:56,348 --> 00:52:56,874
the century mark.
1004
00:52:56,909 --> 00:52:58,612
What does that mean?
1005
00:52:58,647 --> 00:53:00,416
It means after 100 years,
1006
00:53:00,451 --> 00:53:03,584
they simply vanish
into thin air.
1007
00:53:03,619 --> 00:53:05,883
So you're saying that Rektor
is near the...
1008
00:53:05,918 --> 00:53:07,885
expiration date.
1009
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,988
But he's also immortal,
so what does that mean?
1010
00:53:12,023 --> 00:53:15,596
Vampires age and die
just like you and me.
1011
00:53:15,631 --> 00:53:18,533
But their spirit never does.
1012
00:53:18,568 --> 00:53:21,866
They simply move on
to a new host.
1013
00:53:21,901 --> 00:53:23,769
Somebody they feel can carry on
their legacy.
1014
00:53:23,804 --> 00:53:25,870
Yup, yup, that's Jack.
1015
00:53:27,643 --> 00:53:28,939
I've been waiting for you.
1016
00:53:32,076 --> 00:53:33,350
Wow, man.
1017
00:53:33,385 --> 00:53:34,747
You look so...
1018
00:53:34,782 --> 00:53:35,814
Real.
1019
00:53:35,849 --> 00:53:37,750
Yeah.
1020
00:53:37,785 --> 00:53:39,389
What... and dude, this place,
it's...
1021
00:53:39,424 --> 00:53:40,951
It's ah...
1022
00:53:40,986 --> 00:53:43,492
You know, it's strange,
it kind of reminds me of, um...
1023
00:53:43,527 --> 00:53:44,790
Winston's Bar and Grill?
1024
00:53:46,398 --> 00:53:47,661
Yeah.
1025
00:53:47,696 --> 00:53:48,530
Dude.
1026
00:53:48,565 --> 00:53:49,663
Oh, yeah, no.
1027
00:53:49,698 --> 00:53:52,633
Man, I... I used to work here.
1028
00:53:52,668 --> 00:53:54,899
I mean not here,
you know the... the real one.
1029
00:53:54,934 --> 00:53:56,736
Not virtual, but...
1030
00:53:56,771 --> 00:53:58,639
Yeah, no, I... I was the DJ.
1031
00:54:00,511 --> 00:54:02,742
I mean to be honest,
I was pretty fucking bad.
1032
00:54:04,012 --> 00:54:08,319
Umm, but this place is where
I made my first YouTube videos
1033
00:54:08,354 --> 00:54:09,078
with my roommate.
1034
00:54:09,113 --> 00:54:10,915
It's uh...
1035
00:54:10,950 --> 00:54:12,983
How did you know?
1036
00:54:13,018 --> 00:54:14,655
I know everything about you.
1037
00:54:14,690 --> 00:54:20,023
Your high school crush
to your first viral video.
1038
00:54:20,058 --> 00:54:23,059
The first million dollars
you ever made.
1039
00:54:23,094 --> 00:54:26,634
The day you met Liz
to the exact amount of money
1040
00:54:26,669 --> 00:54:29,604
in your checking account
right now.
1041
00:54:30,904 --> 00:54:32,772
Yeah. Oh, shit, uh...
1042
00:54:32,807 --> 00:54:35,808
You... about that,
umm, Mr. Rektor,
1043
00:54:35,843 --> 00:54:38,514
the reason that account
is so low is just because,
1044
00:54:38,549 --> 00:54:40,813
you know,
our overheads are so high.
1045
00:54:40,848 --> 00:54:43,079
Uh, but I can assure you
Stream Team's value
1046
00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:44,817
is still rocking high.
1047
00:54:44,852 --> 00:54:47,919
We don't care about all that.
1048
00:54:47,954 --> 00:54:50,889
Jack, everything you think
you know about the world,
1049
00:54:50,924 --> 00:54:53,694
it's all about to change.
1050
00:54:53,729 --> 00:54:56,433
You are about to change.
1051
00:54:56,468 --> 00:54:57,698
I am?
1052
00:54:57,733 --> 00:55:01,339
It's time for
your next evolutionary step.
1053
00:55:05,444 --> 00:55:07,070
Sorry, I...
1054
00:55:07,105 --> 00:55:08,676
I think I'm a bit confused.
1055
00:55:08,711 --> 00:55:12,416
Umm, when you say...
what do you mean...
1056
00:55:17,522 --> 00:55:20,589
Huh, what's going on?
1057
00:55:25,827 --> 00:55:26,827
Umm...
1058
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,800
Hey guys, very funny.
1059
00:55:33,835 --> 00:55:35,769
I get it.
1060
00:55:35,804 --> 00:55:38,044
You know I thought this was
gonna be like a VR experience
1061
00:55:38,070 --> 00:55:41,038
on a beach,
you know or in space.
1062
00:55:41,073 --> 00:55:42,941
Something.
1063
00:56:17,549 --> 00:56:19,516
Can someone let me out of here,
please?
1064
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:24,620
Oh, come on, okay.
1065
00:56:28,054 --> 00:56:30,494
Umm, okay, so, that was great.
1066
00:56:30,529 --> 00:56:33,123
I'm... I'm sorry, I...
I... I have to go.
1067
00:56:33,158 --> 00:56:35,026
It was...
it was nice meeting you guys,
1068
00:56:35,061 --> 00:56:36,896
but umm, listen, I'm sorry.
1069
00:56:36,931 --> 00:56:39,063
I uh, I... I really gotta go.
1070
00:56:39,098 --> 00:56:40,064
You're not going anywhere.
1071
00:56:40,099 --> 00:56:40,998
Sorry, Jack.
1072
00:56:41,034 --> 00:56:43,100
No, no, it's cool.
No need to apologize.
1073
00:56:43,135 --> 00:56:44,838
I'm just gonna let myself out.
1074
00:56:44,873 --> 00:56:46,033
It was nice meeting you guys.
1075
00:56:47,172 --> 00:56:48,172
Liz?
1076
00:56:50,109 --> 00:56:51,207
Hi.
1077
00:56:53,046 --> 00:56:55,552
Baby. Oh, my God, baby.
1078
00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:00,250
Baby.
1079
00:57:01,824 --> 00:57:03,527
Are you okay?
1080
00:57:03,562 --> 00:57:05,254
Never better.
1081
00:57:05,289 --> 00:57:06,728
Baby, we... we... we gotta go.
1082
00:57:06,763 --> 00:57:08,532
- Now.
- No.
1083
00:57:08,567 --> 00:57:10,160
- Why?
- Why?
1084
00:57:10,195 --> 00:57:11,195
We made it, baby.
1085
00:57:11,229 --> 00:57:12,866
No, no, we didn't.
1086
00:57:12,901 --> 00:57:14,131
This place is a fucking trap.
1087
00:57:14,166 --> 00:57:15,737
Baby, we gotta go.
1088
00:57:15,772 --> 00:57:16,573
Kiss me.
1089
00:57:16,608 --> 00:57:17,574
Now?
1090
00:57:17,609 --> 00:57:19,037
Kiss me.
1091
00:57:19,072 --> 00:57:20,170
Oh, shit!
1092
00:57:20,205 --> 00:57:21,743
Oh, shit.
You're one of them.
1093
00:57:21,778 --> 00:57:23,272
Eternal life, Jack.
1094
00:57:23,307 --> 00:57:24,173
Think about it.
1095
00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:26,176
We have more money, power,
and success
1096
00:57:26,211 --> 00:57:27,650
than we ever imagined.
1097
00:57:27,685 --> 00:57:29,784
It's the Holy Grail, Jack.
1098
00:57:29,819 --> 00:57:32,281
No, no, no, I'm sorry,
this is not okay.
1099
00:57:32,316 --> 00:57:33,557
I can't...
1100
00:57:33,592 --> 00:57:35,559
We can't be like these people.
1101
00:57:35,594 --> 00:57:37,693
We just need to get you
to a hospital.
1102
00:57:37,728 --> 00:57:39,992
You know, there's still time.
We can reverse this.
1103
00:57:40,027 --> 00:57:42,731
Oh, fuck fangs, oh, God.
1104
00:57:42,766 --> 00:57:43,766
Oh.
1105
00:57:47,034 --> 00:57:48,770
Ah.
1106
00:57:48,805 --> 00:57:49,903
Goodnight, Jack.
1107
00:58:09,991 --> 00:58:11,221
Let me out of here.
1108
00:58:11,256 --> 00:58:13,696
Oh, let's not be difficult here.
1109
00:58:13,731 --> 00:58:15,258
You should be grateful.
1110
00:58:15,293 --> 00:58:18,228
You're about to be a king,
and join the spirits
1111
00:58:18,263 --> 00:58:20,065
with the longest bloodline
in the world.
1112
00:58:22,135 --> 00:58:24,707
Please, I'm begging you.
1113
00:58:24,742 --> 00:58:25,774
There's been a mistake.
1114
00:58:25,809 --> 00:58:27,677
This isn't
what we signed up for.
1115
00:58:27,712 --> 00:58:28,878
Page six.
1116
00:58:28,913 --> 00:58:31,780
A full transference of all
of Steven and Beverly Rektor's
1117
00:58:31,815 --> 00:58:34,343
assets, including their own
personal DNA.
1118
00:58:34,378 --> 00:58:36,785
You did read the contract,
correct?
1119
00:58:39,383 --> 00:58:42,857
Look, whatever you're planning,
just find someone else, okay?
1120
00:58:42,892 --> 00:58:46,190
I'm... I'm not gonna tell anyone,
I promise.
1121
00:58:46,225 --> 00:58:47,895
We don't want anyone.
1122
00:58:47,930 --> 00:58:49,996
We chose you.
1123
00:58:50,031 --> 00:58:52,834
Chose me for what?
1124
00:58:52,869 --> 00:58:55,034
Welcome to the family.
1125
00:58:55,069 --> 00:58:56,134
What, no!
1126
00:58:56,169 --> 00:58:58,708
No, please. No.
1127
00:59:03,308 --> 00:59:07,915
Well, full transition,
less than an hour.
1128
00:59:07,950 --> 00:59:09,917
An hour?
I saw him like an hour ago.
1129
00:59:09,952 --> 00:59:11,633
That's why I'm saying
we should be going now.
1130
00:59:11,657 --> 00:59:14,922
These bastards are the most
vicious, the strongest,
1131
00:59:14,957 --> 00:59:18,156
fastest, most vile motherfuckers
on this planet.
1132
00:59:18,191 --> 00:59:20,763
The games are over, honey.
1133
00:59:20,798 --> 00:59:21,597
You walk in that house,
1134
00:59:21,632 --> 00:59:23,326
chances are
you'll get exsanguinated
1135
00:59:23,361 --> 00:59:25,834
in less than a minute
walking through the door.
1136
00:59:25,869 --> 00:59:26,869
Sounds fun.
1137
00:59:26,903 --> 00:59:29,266
Hey, I'm serious.
1138
00:59:29,301 --> 00:59:30,674
You gotta follow my lead.
1139
00:59:33,679 --> 00:59:35,119
Whatever it takes
to save my brother.
1140
00:59:37,980 --> 00:59:40,651
You know I always thought
I'd die alone.
1141
00:59:40,686 --> 00:59:42,147
It's nice to know
I got some company.
1142
00:59:45,691 --> 00:59:47,284
Always aim for the chest.
1143
00:59:47,319 --> 00:59:51,123
A wooden stake or a silver blade
through the heart,
1144
00:59:51,158 --> 00:59:53,796
are the only proven way
to kill these bastards.
1145
00:59:53,831 --> 00:59:55,991
How... how long have you been
killing these things for?
1146
00:59:57,703 --> 00:59:58,999
A long fucking time.
1147
00:59:59,034 --> 01:00:00,363
Come on.
1148
01:00:00,398 --> 01:00:03,740
Countermeasures,
always have 'em on you.
1149
01:00:03,775 --> 01:00:06,204
Crosses,
the fear of God slows 'em down.
1150
01:00:06,239 --> 01:00:08,206
But mine packs an extra punch.
1151
01:00:08,241 --> 01:00:09,405
Cute.
1152
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,242
Holy water.
1153
01:00:11,277 --> 01:00:13,145
Only use this as a last resort
1154
01:00:13,180 --> 01:00:15,213
when shit really hits the fan,
okay?
1155
01:00:15,248 --> 01:00:18,986
And no self-respecting
vampire hunter
1156
01:00:19,021 --> 01:00:20,901
ever leaves home without
a pack of these babies.
1157
01:00:22,761 --> 01:00:25,355
Liquid garlic.
1158
01:00:25,390 --> 01:00:29,766
Explodes on contact
with any vamp scum.
1159
01:00:29,801 --> 01:00:31,768
Huh, vamp scum?
1160
01:00:31,803 --> 01:00:34,034
Yeah. What?
1161
01:00:34,069 --> 01:00:35,035
Nothing.
1162
01:00:35,070 --> 01:00:36,806
It's a cool nickname.
1163
01:00:36,841 --> 01:00:38,467
And last but sure as shit
not least,
1164
01:00:38,502 --> 01:00:40,304
there's the four-second rule.
1165
01:00:40,339 --> 01:00:42,251
Now, a typical vampire
just wants to drain your blood
1166
01:00:42,275 --> 01:00:44,913
and leave you for dead, right?
1167
01:00:44,948 --> 01:00:48,950
But if you get fangs in
with the dark Lord or his ilk,
1168
01:00:48,985 --> 01:00:51,953
you got exactly
four Mississippis to get 'em out
1169
01:00:51,988 --> 01:00:52,787
before you turn.
1170
01:00:52,822 --> 01:00:55,385
And if you do turn,
I got no choice,
1171
01:00:55,420 --> 01:00:58,454
but to stake your ass
to the grave.
1172
01:00:58,489 --> 01:01:00,027
Ditto.
1173
01:01:01,525 --> 01:01:02,997
Fat chance, kid.
1174
01:01:05,837 --> 01:01:07,232
We're close.
1175
01:01:08,774 --> 01:01:11,104
Anything else I should know?
1176
01:01:11,139 --> 01:01:14,338
Yeah, yeah, there is.
1177
01:01:14,373 --> 01:01:16,912
We're gonna do everything
we can to help your brother.
1178
01:01:16,947 --> 01:01:22,214
But there are thousands of lives
at stake here.
1179
01:01:22,249 --> 01:01:24,480
Now, we got three hours
till sunrise
1180
01:01:24,515 --> 01:01:26,526
and a lot of vampire ass to kick
between now and then.
1181
01:01:26,550 --> 01:01:30,288
So, are you ready?
1182
01:01:30,323 --> 01:01:33,126
Actually give me one second.
1183
01:01:33,161 --> 01:01:34,996
What the hell are you doing?
1184
01:01:35,031 --> 01:01:37,262
I may have missed
the semi-finals,
1185
01:01:37,297 --> 01:01:39,506
I'm gonna show the league
that I'm good enough to go pro.
1186
01:01:39,530 --> 01:01:41,266
You're filming this?
1187
01:01:41,301 --> 01:01:42,905
Got a problem with that?
1188
01:01:42,940 --> 01:01:43,906
Do I have a choice?
1189
01:01:43,941 --> 01:01:45,809
No, not really.
1190
01:01:45,844 --> 01:01:47,976
Alright, locked and loaded.
1191
01:02:57,344 --> 01:02:58,043
Holy crap, guys.
1192
01:02:58,078 --> 01:03:00,015
Flynn Chambers is back on live.
1193
01:03:00,050 --> 01:03:01,216
Oh, my gosh.
1194
01:03:01,251 --> 01:03:04,052
And it looks like she's in
a secret bunker with her dad.
1195
01:03:04,087 --> 01:03:04,753
That's not her dad.
1196
01:03:04,788 --> 01:03:06,956
Her dad died three years ago.
1197
01:03:06,991 --> 01:03:09,222
Let's just say it,
her outfit's pretty badass.
1198
01:03:09,257 --> 01:03:10,388
She looks like she can kill.
1199
01:03:10,423 --> 01:03:11,862
And the whole bow
and arrow thing
1200
01:03:11,897 --> 01:03:13,897
is very Fortnite 2019.
1201
01:03:13,932 --> 01:03:16,460
But she's bringing it back
and I'm here for it.
1202
01:03:16,495 --> 01:03:18,033
This stuff is
legit scary though.
1203
01:03:18,068 --> 01:03:19,628
We need to find out
who that guy is.
1204
01:03:19,663 --> 01:03:20,530
Yeah, for real.
1205
01:03:20,565 --> 01:03:22,433
That guy is mad sus.
1206
01:03:22,468 --> 01:03:24,017
Wait, look...
looks like she's starting.
1207
01:03:24,041 --> 01:03:25,975
Shhh.
1208
01:03:45,095 --> 01:03:46,424
Whoa, whoa.
1209
01:03:46,459 --> 01:03:48,965
Easy here, ladies.
1210
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,494
Easy, girls.
1211
01:03:50,529 --> 01:03:51,594
Easy now.
1212
01:04:00,473 --> 01:04:01,912
A little help here!
1213
01:04:13,288 --> 01:04:15,123
A little help here!
1214
01:04:30,503 --> 01:04:31,634
Oh.
1215
01:04:38,247 --> 01:04:40,049
Nice reflexes there, lady.
1216
01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:43,085
Fuck you very much.
1217
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:44,548
Here.
1218
01:04:44,583 --> 01:04:46,451
Rektor's close.
1219
01:04:46,486 --> 01:04:48,552
I can feel it.
1220
01:04:48,587 --> 01:04:52,127
So when we find Rektor,
how do we take him down?
1221
01:04:52,162 --> 01:04:56,593
Yeah, thanks for reminding me.
1222
01:04:56,628 --> 01:04:58,529
Are you fucking kidding me?
1223
01:04:58,564 --> 01:05:00,003
You insane?
1224
01:05:00,038 --> 01:05:02,038
When I said I'd alone,
I wasn't fucking.
1225
01:05:07,672 --> 01:05:11,278
There's no known way to kill
a Dark Lord or his queen.
1226
01:05:11,313 --> 01:05:13,379
I'm just looking for some way,
any way
1227
01:05:13,414 --> 01:05:15,183
to break the cycle
and in the transition
1228
01:05:15,218 --> 01:05:16,987
maybe save your brother.
1229
01:05:17,022 --> 01:05:18,417
Alright.
1230
01:05:18,452 --> 01:05:21,420
The simple fact is ain't nobody
ever done that
1231
01:05:21,455 --> 01:05:23,389
and lived to tell the tale.
1232
01:05:23,424 --> 01:05:26,997
Nobody but nobody
in a thousand years
1233
01:05:27,032 --> 01:05:29,098
has ever successfully taken down
the leader
1234
01:05:29,133 --> 01:05:30,433
of a vampire syndicate.
1235
01:05:30,468 --> 01:05:33,729
In fact, there's only been
three documented attempts.
1236
01:05:33,764 --> 01:05:38,074
First, is none other than the
inspiration for Dracula himself.
1237
01:05:38,109 --> 01:05:39,735
Vlad the Impaler.
1238
01:05:39,770 --> 01:05:42,474
A brutal leader who,
as legend has it,
1239
01:05:42,509 --> 01:05:47,050
dipped pieces of bread
in bowls of his victims' blood.
1240
01:05:47,085 --> 01:05:49,712
He staked their bodies
all over Eastern Europe.
1241
01:05:49,747 --> 01:05:53,254
But not documented,
Vlad was almost defeated
1242
01:05:53,289 --> 01:05:57,027
by a Bavarian goldsmith
named Syd the Shylock.
1243
01:05:57,062 --> 01:05:59,623
Trapped Vlad with the aid
of his cousin, Esther,
1244
01:05:59,658 --> 01:06:00,924
who well may be a whore.
1245
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:03,660
And he fed him divine water
and garlic injections
1246
01:06:03,695 --> 01:06:05,629
for three weeks straight.
1247
01:06:05,664 --> 01:06:08,302
But one morning
when Syd left for town,
1248
01:06:08,337 --> 01:06:10,139
Vlad seduced Esther,
1249
01:06:10,174 --> 01:06:13,538
with the promise
of a real apple.
1250
01:06:13,573 --> 01:06:15,672
It was very rare those days.
1251
01:06:15,707 --> 01:06:18,114
And that was the end of Syd
and Esther and the last time
1252
01:06:18,149 --> 01:06:22,778
anybody ever saw
or heard of Vlad the Impaler.
1253
01:06:22,813 --> 01:06:25,187
And then there's Jack the
Ripper.
1254
01:06:25,222 --> 01:06:26,463
Most consider
the Welsh murderer,
1255
01:06:26,487 --> 01:06:28,223
the very first serial killer,
1256
01:06:28,258 --> 01:06:31,292
but while Scotland Yard
was desperate to catch Jack,
1257
01:06:31,327 --> 01:06:34,658
one detective,
Frederick George Abberline,
1258
01:06:34,693 --> 01:06:36,198
knew the truth.
1259
01:06:36,233 --> 01:06:38,365
Jack wasn't a serial killer.
1260
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,763
He was the leader
of a Welsh vampire syndicate,
1261
01:06:40,798 --> 01:06:43,106
known as The Blood Prince.
1262
01:06:44,868 --> 01:06:48,078
And our friend Frederick almost
busted the entire ring.
1263
01:06:48,113 --> 01:06:50,476
Killed dozens of vamps
including several members
1264
01:06:50,511 --> 01:06:52,346
of Jack's own family.
1265
01:06:52,381 --> 01:06:55,679
But even with the most inventive
steampunk armory,
1266
01:06:55,714 --> 01:06:57,549
some of which
we still use today,
1267
01:06:57,584 --> 01:07:00,486
his tactics were no match
for the Ripper.
1268
01:07:00,521 --> 01:07:02,719
The Blood Prince
seduced Frederick
1269
01:07:02,754 --> 01:07:06,789
with the one thing
the detective always wanted,
1270
01:07:06,824 --> 01:07:08,758
dental surgery.
1271
01:07:08,793 --> 01:07:11,200
Which brings us to the Rektor's,
1272
01:07:11,235 --> 01:07:15,600
this creepy fucking bunker,
and our sorry asses.
1273
01:07:15,635 --> 01:07:17,800
Yeah, well, I'm not down
for a suicide mission, bro.
1274
01:07:17,835 --> 01:07:18,735
Okay, you're gonna need
to give me something else
1275
01:07:18,770 --> 01:07:20,407
to work with.
1276
01:07:20,442 --> 01:07:22,541
According to the great prophecy,
1277
01:07:22,576 --> 01:07:24,708
there's one way to kill
a Dark Lord,
1278
01:07:24,743 --> 01:07:26,710
and that's for him
to get fanged
1279
01:07:26,745 --> 01:07:29,119
by somebody
from his own blood order,
1280
01:07:29,154 --> 01:07:32,683
i.e. somebody that he himself
converted.
1281
01:07:33,819 --> 01:07:37,127
That right there is just
downright impossible, honey.
1282
01:07:37,162 --> 01:07:38,524
There has to be another way.
1283
01:07:38,559 --> 01:07:41,296
Now, you find that out.
1284
01:07:42,563 --> 01:07:44,332
And you let me know, okay.
1285
01:07:49,933 --> 01:07:52,472
Our guests have arrived.
1286
01:07:52,507 --> 01:07:54,738
Rektor's bodyguard.
1287
01:07:54,773 --> 01:07:57,873
Might be the only one that knows
where your brother is now.
1288
01:07:57,908 --> 01:08:00,183
Hey buddy, how you doing?
1289
01:08:02,517 --> 01:08:03,714
More coming to your way.
1290
01:08:07,819 --> 01:08:09,533
I bet you're wondering
why the big guy
1291
01:08:09,557 --> 01:08:11,491
didn't take us down?
1292
01:08:11,526 --> 01:08:14,296
Well, because he knows
and I know,
1293
01:08:14,331 --> 01:08:15,792
we're already dead.
1294
01:08:17,466 --> 01:08:18,630
Alright.
1295
01:08:20,205 --> 01:08:21,831
Are you ready for this?
1296
01:08:21,866 --> 01:08:24,504
Because things are about to go
from mildly nightmarish
1297
01:08:24,539 --> 01:08:27,177
to completely batshit
fucking crazy.
1298
01:08:27,212 --> 01:08:28,145
Hmm?
1299
01:08:28,180 --> 01:08:30,213
What do you think,
they're waiting for us?
1300
01:08:30,248 --> 01:08:31,544
What the fuck do you think?
1301
01:08:33,845 --> 01:08:36,318
All the shit we do for family.
1302
01:09:13,324 --> 01:09:15,258
Oh, my God.
1303
01:09:15,293 --> 01:09:17,491
That's the worst thing
I've ever seen.
1304
01:09:17,526 --> 01:09:19,691
All that blood for one vampire?
1305
01:09:19,726 --> 01:09:20,989
Not just one.
1306
01:09:21,024 --> 01:09:22,991
You see all them tube feeders?
1307
01:09:23,026 --> 01:09:25,367
Means this vamp ring
is a lot bigger than I thought.
1308
01:09:27,833 --> 01:09:28,898
Come on.
1309
01:09:37,744 --> 01:09:39,480
Oh, my God.
1310
01:09:39,515 --> 01:09:40,976
- Looks like a...
- Trap.
1311
01:09:46,984 --> 01:09:48,522
Jack?
1312
01:09:48,557 --> 01:09:50,590
Jack, Jack, come on.
1313
01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:52,295
Jack, look,
Jack, you have to wake up.
1314
01:09:52,330 --> 01:09:53,527
Please. Jack?
1315
01:09:53,562 --> 01:09:55,265
Stop.
1316
01:09:57,533 --> 01:09:59,632
Mr. Jones.
1317
01:09:59,667 --> 01:10:00,501
Welcome to the party.
1318
01:10:00,536 --> 01:10:01,997
Hello, bitch.
1319
01:10:02,032 --> 01:10:03,372
Flynn.
1320
01:10:03,407 --> 01:10:05,902
Hey, where is he, vamp scum?
1321
01:10:05,937 --> 01:10:08,377
He's been waiting for you.
1322
01:10:08,412 --> 01:10:10,478
Where is he?
1323
01:10:12,548 --> 01:10:14,581
Oh, I'm sorry,
was that a question?
1324
01:10:14,616 --> 01:10:17,419
'Cause I thought you knew
everything about us.
1325
01:10:17,454 --> 01:10:18,454
Try me.
1326
01:10:26,364 --> 01:10:28,760
Jesus, fuck.
1327
01:10:28,795 --> 01:10:30,894
They've been hiding his decline
for years.
1328
01:10:30,929 --> 01:10:33,369
That's Rektor?
1329
01:10:33,404 --> 01:10:34,700
Who did we speak to before?
1330
01:10:34,735 --> 01:10:36,570
Goddamn deepfake program.
1331
01:10:36,605 --> 01:10:38,341
Remember, trust nobody.
1332
01:10:38,376 --> 01:10:40,706
Believe nothing.
1333
01:10:40,741 --> 01:10:44,545
And this piece of shit,
it's been a long time coming,
1334
01:10:44,580 --> 01:10:47,779
you bloodsucking megalomaniac
shitfucker.
1335
01:10:47,814 --> 01:10:51,552
Now, huh,
we meet at last.
1336
01:10:51,587 --> 01:10:53,015
Well, not exactly.
1337
01:10:58,726 --> 01:11:00,759
You missed them
by about an hour.
1338
01:11:00,794 --> 01:11:03,058
We did?
1339
01:11:03,093 --> 01:11:05,335
Beverly Rektor
has safely transitioned
1340
01:11:05,370 --> 01:11:07,062
to her new host body.
1341
01:11:10,804 --> 01:11:13,035
What about this piece of shit?
1342
01:11:13,070 --> 01:11:15,609
Oh, well, Steven is somewhere
in transit,
1343
01:11:15,644 --> 01:11:17,974
as his host completes
his transfusion.
1344
01:11:20,077 --> 01:11:21,648
Once the royal blood is in,
1345
01:11:21,683 --> 01:11:24,882
it means the spirit can finally
bind the body.
1346
01:11:24,917 --> 01:11:27,588
It's the final step.
1347
01:11:27,623 --> 01:11:28,556
I'm sorry, darling.
1348
01:11:28,591 --> 01:11:29,591
No!
1349
01:11:32,023 --> 01:11:34,925
No fucking way.
1350
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:37,730
He didn't know what he was
getting into, alright?
1351
01:11:37,765 --> 01:11:40,502
You can do whatever the hell
you want with her.
1352
01:11:40,537 --> 01:11:41,965
Stay the fuck away from
my brother.
1353
01:11:44,442 --> 01:11:46,640
Think they'll just kill
each other?
1354
01:11:46,675 --> 01:11:49,610
Have fun draining, Mr. Jones.
1355
01:11:49,645 --> 01:11:51,909
I'm gonna make sure the sister
stays in the family.
1356
01:11:52,879 --> 01:11:55,517
Holy shit.
1357
01:11:55,552 --> 01:11:57,519
They want you to be
the liaison.
1358
01:11:59,721 --> 01:12:01,853
It's a half-vampire,
half-human
1359
01:12:01,888 --> 01:12:04,889
bound to the do the bidding
of the king and queen, forever.
1360
01:12:06,959 --> 01:12:08,123
No.
1361
01:12:08,158 --> 01:12:09,191
That's not gonna happen.
1362
01:12:09,226 --> 01:12:11,665
I've always wanted to taste
someone's integrity.
1363
01:12:13,768 --> 01:12:15,097
Bring it, vamp scum.
1364
01:12:25,681 --> 01:12:26,779
That was easy.
1365
01:12:44,898 --> 01:12:46,062
Jesus!
1366
01:13:10,055 --> 01:13:12,495
Get the hell off me,
you fucking vamp.
1367
01:13:21,869 --> 01:13:22,869
Die, bitch.
1368
01:13:29,811 --> 01:13:31,613
Did she?
1369
01:13:31,648 --> 01:13:32,779
Am I?
1370
01:13:32,814 --> 01:13:34,814
Nah, you're good.
1371
01:13:44,056 --> 01:13:46,221
Alright,
let's shut this shit down.
1372
01:13:46,256 --> 01:13:47,256
Shall we?
1373
01:13:49,094 --> 01:13:51,094
I'm sorry, guys.
1374
01:13:51,129 --> 01:13:54,196
He's mine now.
1375
01:13:54,231 --> 01:13:56,770
Don't listen to her.
She's a queen now.
1376
01:13:56,805 --> 01:13:57,837
Not her true self.
1377
01:13:57,872 --> 01:14:00,070
No, no, that's Liz.
1378
01:14:02,074 --> 01:14:04,514
I'm gonna gut this bitch
once and for all.
1379
01:14:04,549 --> 01:14:06,879
Oh, sweetie, try me.
1380
01:14:16,154 --> 01:14:17,692
A little help here!
1381
01:14:19,762 --> 01:14:21,597
No!
1382
01:15:10,879 --> 01:15:12,142
Flynn!
1383
01:15:12,177 --> 01:15:14,716
Fucking queen,
don't let her get away!
1384
01:16:01,358 --> 01:16:02,841
- Press the blood.
- Where's the button?
1385
01:16:02,865 --> 01:16:04,161
Press the fucking blood.
1386
01:16:04,196 --> 01:16:05,767
Aahh...
1387
01:16:05,802 --> 01:16:07,175
The plan is not exactly simple.
1388
01:16:07,199 --> 01:16:09,166
Feeding Rektor back
his own royal blood
1389
01:16:09,201 --> 01:16:10,201
takes a lot of steps.
1390
01:16:10,236 --> 01:16:11,379
So, to make it clear,
for all you
1391
01:16:11,403 --> 01:16:15,007
YouTubing, TikToking
cocksuckers out there,
1392
01:16:15,042 --> 01:16:15,975
here are some tips.
1393
01:17:13,364 --> 01:17:14,770
Aaah! Help.
1394
01:17:14,805 --> 01:17:16,706
Oh, my God, Flynn.
1395
01:17:18,171 --> 01:17:19,412
Please get me out of this thing.
1396
01:17:19,436 --> 01:17:21,106
Come on.
1397
01:17:21,141 --> 01:17:24,373
Look.
1398
01:17:24,408 --> 01:17:25,847
Oh, God.
1399
01:17:34,022 --> 01:17:35,890
Ah, you thought I forgot.
1400
01:17:35,925 --> 01:17:38,156
So, the third
and perhaps the closest,
1401
01:17:38,191 --> 01:17:40,730
anybody's ever come
to busting a syndicate
1402
01:17:40,765 --> 01:17:45,867
happened in the afternoon
of November 24th in 1971.
1403
01:17:45,902 --> 01:17:48,804
A charismatic vamp
posing as an ad man
1404
01:17:48,839 --> 01:17:50,905
was well on his way
to manipulating the masses
1405
01:17:50,940 --> 01:17:53,303
through Madison Avenue
and forming a movement
1406
01:17:53,338 --> 01:17:55,811
to create large feeding areas
1407
01:17:55,846 --> 01:17:58,946
that would later become known
as discos.
1408
01:17:58,981 --> 01:18:01,949
But on his way to triumph,
he was double crossed
1409
01:18:01,984 --> 01:18:03,150
by a royal member
1410
01:18:03,185 --> 01:18:05,920
who was determined to use
this disco concept
1411
01:18:05,955 --> 01:18:09,220
for a long time dream
to become a popstar.
1412
01:18:09,255 --> 01:18:12,520
She sold out the ad man
to an elite group of slayers,
1413
01:18:12,555 --> 01:18:17,800
who staged a coup on a flight
from Portland to Seattle.
1414
01:18:17,835 --> 01:18:18,968
Sensing danger,
1415
01:18:19,003 --> 01:18:22,002
the now iconic bloodsucker,
otherwise known
1416
01:18:22,037 --> 01:18:25,401
by the name of D.B. Cooper
disappeared forever.
1417
01:18:27,306 --> 01:18:29,108
- Oh, fuck me!
- Oh.
1418
01:18:29,143 --> 01:18:31,275
Oh, God. Whoa.
1419
01:18:31,310 --> 01:18:33,211
Oh, my God, oh, my God, Flynn.
1420
01:18:33,246 --> 01:18:34,289
I'm so sorry,
you were right.
1421
01:18:34,313 --> 01:18:35,851
You were right about
all of it.
1422
01:18:35,886 --> 01:18:36,951
I know,
what else is new?
1423
01:18:38,119 --> 01:18:39,415
Please get me out of this thing.
1424
01:18:39,450 --> 01:18:41,857
- Come on.
- Uhhh.
1425
01:18:41,892 --> 01:18:44,222
Oh, my God.
1426
01:18:44,257 --> 01:18:45,927
- Are we too late?
- Oh, yeah.
1427
01:18:45,962 --> 01:18:48,325
Listen, you did
a pretty good job.
1428
01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:49,491
- Yeah.
- What about this?
1429
01:18:49,526 --> 01:18:50,526
Oh, yeah.
1430
01:18:54,971 --> 01:18:57,091
You got three minutes to get
your brother out of here.
1431
01:18:59,437 --> 01:19:01,844
Hey, it was pretty fun,
wasn't it?
1432
01:19:01,879 --> 01:19:03,373
Huh?
1433
01:19:03,408 --> 01:19:05,177
Not really.
1434
01:19:05,212 --> 01:19:06,212
It's alright.
1435
01:19:08,413 --> 01:19:11,051
Let's go.
It was nice meeting you again.
1436
01:19:11,086 --> 01:19:14,318
Hey, remember, trust nobody.
1437
01:19:16,190 --> 01:19:18,025
Believe nothing.
1438
01:19:37,442 --> 01:19:38,342
Flynn!
1439
01:20:06,207 --> 01:20:07,305
Come on, let's go.
1440
01:20:26,491 --> 01:20:27,622
It's vamp time.
1441
01:20:27,657 --> 01:20:30,493
♪ I'll be loving you ♪
1442
01:20:33,498 --> 01:20:36,972
♪ Always ♪
1443
01:20:38,701 --> 01:20:45,112
♪ With a love that's true ♪
1444
01:20:45,147 --> 01:20:50,348
♪ Always ♪
1445
01:20:50,383 --> 01:20:56,123
♪ When the things you plan ♪
1446
01:20:56,158 --> 01:21:01,425
♪ Need a helping hand ♪
1447
01:21:01,460 --> 01:21:07,299
♪ I will understand ♪
1448
01:21:07,334 --> 01:21:11,270
♪ Always ♪
1449
01:21:11,305 --> 01:21:13,338
♪ Always ♪
1450
01:21:13,373 --> 01:21:20,180
♪ Days may not be fair ♪
1451
01:21:20,215 --> 01:21:23,447
♪ Always ♪
1452
01:21:23,482 --> 01:21:24,415
Good show.
1453
01:21:24,450 --> 01:21:26,252
Elliot Jones did it.
1454
01:21:26,287 --> 01:21:27,720
Hoo, hoo!
1455
01:21:27,755 --> 01:21:31,224
So, if you're ever invited
to an exclusive party
1456
01:21:31,259 --> 01:21:33,490
that you have no business
being in
1457
01:21:33,525 --> 01:21:36,064
or offered
a business opportunity
1458
01:21:36,099 --> 01:21:37,967
that is too good to be true.
1459
01:21:38,002 --> 01:21:39,364
Or you meet
an impeccably-dressed
1460
01:21:39,399 --> 01:21:42,499
handsome billionaire
who has a Red Room,
1461
01:21:42,534 --> 01:21:44,633
you need to ask yourself,
1462
01:21:44,668 --> 01:21:47,306
"Am I the prey
or the predator?"
1463
01:21:50,179 --> 01:21:53,477
And "Do I have what it takes
to be a motherfucking slayer?"
1464
01:22:16,172 --> 01:22:17,172
♪ I am your master ♪
1465
01:22:17,206 --> 01:22:18,403
♪ Now sign your name ♪
1466
01:22:18,438 --> 01:22:19,668
♪ I am your master ♪
1467
01:22:19,703 --> 01:22:21,736
♪ Now sign your name ♪
1468
01:22:42,660 --> 01:22:43,626
♪ I am your master ♪
1469
01:22:43,661 --> 01:22:45,133
♪ Now sign your name ♪
1470
01:22:45,168 --> 01:22:46,365
♪ I am your master ♪
1471
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:47,630
♪ Now sign your name ♪
1472
01:22:54,375 --> 01:22:56,606
♪ Is there a fighting
machine gun ♪
1473
01:22:56,641 --> 01:22:59,213
♪ Faster than a running horse? ♪
1474
01:22:59,248 --> 01:23:02,480
♪ Do you have the ways
to do by me ♪
1475
01:23:02,515 --> 01:23:04,449
♪ Half a man, half a beast ♪
1476
01:23:06,090 --> 01:23:07,353
♪ I am your master ♪
1477
01:23:07,388 --> 01:23:08,651
♪ Now sign your name ♪
1478
01:23:08,686 --> 01:23:10,092
♪ I am your master ♪
1479
01:23:10,127 --> 01:23:12,028
♪ Now sign your name ♪
1480
01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:19,464
♪ Turn in your name ♪
1481
01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:26,207
♪ Branded by a fighting
machine gun ♪
1482
01:23:26,242 --> 01:23:28,638
♪ Faster than a running horse ♪
1483
01:23:28,673 --> 01:23:32,081
♪ Do you the ways to do by me ♪
1484
01:23:32,116 --> 01:23:33,610
♪ Half a man, half a beast ♪
1485
01:23:35,647 --> 01:23:37,086
♪ I am your master ♪
1486
01:23:37,121 --> 01:23:38,351
♪ Now sign your name ♪
1487
01:23:38,386 --> 01:23:39,550
♪ I am your master ♪
1488
01:23:39,585 --> 01:23:41,618
♪ Now sign your name ♪
1489
01:23:47,395 --> 01:23:50,132
♪ Never stop keeping ♪
1490
01:23:50,167 --> 01:23:51,562
I know a lot of you
have questions.
1491
01:23:51,597 --> 01:23:53,102
I definitely do.
1492
01:23:53,137 --> 01:23:55,731
Like is this a new promo
for a new vampire movie?
1493
01:23:55,766 --> 01:23:58,140
If it's so, what's the name?
1494
01:23:58,175 --> 01:24:00,142
And I guess Jules finally
quit the business.
1495
01:24:01,145 --> 01:24:02,782
And when is Liz's new nail kit
coming out?
1496
01:24:02,806 --> 01:24:05,312
'Cause this bitch
definitely needs it.
1497
01:24:05,347 --> 01:24:06,667
Sophie,
what's our news for today?
1498
01:24:09,186 --> 01:24:11,219
Okay, guys,
so I listen to MPR
1499
01:24:11,254 --> 01:24:14,585
and basically, everyone went
missing from the compound.
1500
01:24:14,620 --> 01:24:17,588
And there are serious reports
of foul play.
1501
01:24:17,623 --> 01:24:19,095
What's MPR, girl?
1502
01:24:20,494 --> 01:24:21,592
idiot.
1503
01:24:23,530 --> 01:24:25,332
So today our plan
is to look back
1504
01:24:25,367 --> 01:24:27,763
from the live streams and posts
from the past few days.
1505
01:24:27,798 --> 01:24:28,831
But before we do that,
1506
01:24:28,866 --> 01:24:32,735
I gotta give a big shout-out
to our sponsor, LIT.
1507
01:24:32,770 --> 01:24:36,178
It's a new deodorant
for dudes like me and you.
1508
01:24:36,213 --> 01:24:38,444
Also don't forget to subscribe.
1509
01:24:38,479 --> 01:24:40,446
What about my sweatshirt
sponsorship?
1510
01:24:40,481 --> 01:24:41,623
- No one cares about that.
- No one cares.
1511
01:24:41,647 --> 01:24:43,515
But... but this.
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