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"The Skull Boy Show."
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With special guest, Doom Kitty.
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Doom Kitty, I'm sure many
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viewers out there are wanting to
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ask you this very important
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question: doesn't it drive you
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crazy when people don't
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understand what you're trying to
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say?
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Doom says, "Can you give my
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chair a push, please?"
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Fascinating.
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[Chair squeaking]
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Ah!
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On the afternoon of March 7th,
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after a long and, by all
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accounts, restful nap, you
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coughed up a fur ball.
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Was this a sign of your inner
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turmoil over the recent loss of
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your favourite rubber ball?
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Perhaps you have another
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question which doesn't involve
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fur balls?
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Okay, yes.
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The final question.
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Doom Kitty, what would you say
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is the secret to your success?
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[Chair squeaking]
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"Never stop rocking.
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Oh, and good friends."
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Thanks, Doom.
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Same here.
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Wise advice.
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And that's all the time we have
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for today.
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Join me next week, when my guest
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is noted Gloomsville wing nut,
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Cashew Crow.
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[Organ music playing]
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And we're out.
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That was fun, Skull Boy.
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Thanks a lot, guys.
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See you.
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Now to try a little of Doom's
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philosophy.
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[Chair squeaking]
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[Laughing]
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Whee!
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Whoa!
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Hey, how do you stop this thing?
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Hello?
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Guys?
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Doom, how does this thing work?
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♪
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♪ So today we're gonna
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♪ Take the time to show you
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♪ The br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ♪
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♪ Only think you oughta
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♪ No, you really gotta
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♪ See the br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ♪
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♪ Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
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♪
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♪ We're gonna show you why
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♪ There's more than
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meets the eye ♪
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♪ The br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ♪
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♪ Only think you oughta
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♪ No, you really gotta
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♪ See the br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ♪
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♪ Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
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♪ Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
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SKULL BOY: Ladies and
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gentlemen!
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Tonight, you will witness a
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daring feat of spectacular
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stupefication.
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The Great Gilbert, a flea of no
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small renown and star of the
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Gloomsville travelling flea
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circus, will jump from trapeze
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to trapeze for the very first
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time.
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Ready?
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One, two, go.
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That's it.
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VOICE: No!
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That's not it.
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[Ghastly screaming and sobbing]
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[Shouting indistinctly]
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Yes, I know it's not your fault.
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I'll see what that noise is
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about.
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[Screaming and sobs continuous]
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VOICE: No!
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Cool.
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Yikes.
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Uh-oh.
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It's all over!
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Venus, what's wrong?
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VENUS: My voice, my voice!
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I cannot find my voice!
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I know where it is, Venus.
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Where, where?
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Coming out of your mouth.
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No, no, no, no.
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My writing voice.
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Although good guess.
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The deadline for the screenplay
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writing contest is in two days,
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and I haven't written a word.
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It's okay, Venus.
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I'm sure we can help you find
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your writing voice.
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Right, guys?
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Yeah.
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Right.
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Oops.
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Sorry.
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At least you still have the
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paper.
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Exactly, Misery.
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Now we just have to inspire
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Venus to write a great
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screenplay.
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Wow.
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Venus, a real writer.
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Seems like only yesterday you
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got your speaking voice.
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Listen carefully, Venus.
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This record will teach you to
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speak perfect English, okay?
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I won't be long.
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[Whistling]
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Hi yo Squig, away!
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MAN, OVER RECORD: Learning to
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speak perfect English with a
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perfect accent.
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Lesson one...
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And it was only yesterday you
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developed your own distinct
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personality.
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It was this tall and that wide,
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and it walked like this.
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And it jumped like this.
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[All laughing]
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Yup, seems like only yesterday.
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I believe that was this
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morning.
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[Sighing]
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They sprout so fast.
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Okay, enough of the
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embarrassing stories, please.
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Yes.
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Time to write new ones, right,
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Venus?
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And I've got the solution.
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What, what, what?
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We bring in another voice to
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help you find your writing
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voice.
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I beg your pardon?
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One of us sits with you while
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you write.
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BOTH: That's a great idea,
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Ruby.
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[Laughing]
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BOTH: Oh, oh, oh!
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Okay, you guys go first.
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All right!
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Yeah!
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Killer.
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First you better tell us what
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you have so far.
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Yeah, lead the way, oh
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plantiful one.
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[Laughing]
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Good one, Frank.
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What'd I say?
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[Clearing throat]
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VENUS: It's a gushy romance
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starring a girl named Ella.
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Hi.
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Who is the most fabulous girl
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in the universe.
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Aw.
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FRANK: Who loves to rock.
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[Rock music playing]
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VENUS: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Guys, guys, guys!
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[Clearing throat]
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The idea, I must tell it to you
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first, sillies.
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It's the night of the big prom,
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and poor Ella, she is locked up
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like a prisoner in her own home.
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Forbidden to go by her mean
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step-sisters, Edgarina and
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Allana.
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Then, poof.
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It's her fairy godmother in the
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very flesh.
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Ow.
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She wants Ella to go to the
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dance, but not looking like
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that.
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So she needed more poof.
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Ella becomes a beautiful
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princess.
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Cool.
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Thanks, godmother.
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Fairy godmother.
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Oh.
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VENUS: Ahem!
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Oh!
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Sorry.
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Whoops.
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VENUS: Her luxury coach and
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driver await her.
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But before she goes, her fairy
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godmother warns her.
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Be back by midnight, or else.
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Okay, let's go.
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I think I'd better get my
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eyes checked.
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Ah!
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[Body thudding]
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Ow.
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[Playing jazzy music]
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VENUS: Everybody's there,
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especially the boy currently
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known as Prince.
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And when Ella comes in, he goes
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goo-goo eyed.
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Wow.
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But, oh, look at the time.
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CUCKOO: Five to.
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Five to.
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Five to.
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VENUS: It's almost midnight.
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But I just got here.
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[Venus sighing]
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Very well.
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You may have a short visit, but
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make it snappy.
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Okay.
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Ella vamooses, but one of her
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glass slippers, it does not
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vamoose.
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But the prince picks it up.
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Uh, now what?
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The next day, without rest or
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a shower or even a change of
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clothing.
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Hey.
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Oh, well, maybe a little
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freshening up.
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[Skull Boy screaming]
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[Crashing]
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He goes in search of the girl
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who fits the slipper.
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Will he find her?
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I don't know.
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Will she find him?
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Beats me.
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Will the fairy godmother poof
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again?
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Great.
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Oh, it's all so romantic.
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So, what do you think?
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Be honest, I can take it.
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Yeah, despite its own little
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twists and turns, and a stellar
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cast, it's sort of been done.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, I see.
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Interesting.
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Will you excuse me, please?
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BOTH: Of course.
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[Humming]
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No!
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[Chandelier tinkling]
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That's it, that's it.
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That's not it.
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[Shouting indistinctly]
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VENUS: Please leave me be.
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I need to be alone.
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Hey, Venus, it's okay.
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Your story just needs a little
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juicing, that's all.
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And that's where we come in.
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Okay, imagine this: Ella's
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moping around.
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I mean, mopping around.
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Oh.
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When all of a sudden her
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fairy godmother shows up.
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Only, her fairy godmother turns
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out to be Oglug of the planet
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Immoculus.
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[Sighing]
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LEN: Yeah, and she can only
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speak in her native tongue of
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Immoculish.
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[Speaking gibberish]
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Sorry.
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Maybe if you clear your throat?
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Okay.
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[Clearing throat]
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[Speaking gibberish]
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Oh, much better.
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FRANK: And, instead of glass
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slippers, she gives Ella, uh...
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She gives Ella, uh...
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That's it.
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Killer.
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FRANK: A pair of cool, new
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Immoculean wow-wow boots.
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Okay.
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LEN: Ella puts them on and,
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00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:49,229
yeah!
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[Ruby screaming]
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00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:54,406
She falls around and just barely
328
00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:55,452
misses...
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Uh...
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FRANK: The handsome
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superheroes Frank Man and Len
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Boy.
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Ah!
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FRANK: Who are out on their
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rounds, keeping the universe
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safe for all human, vegetable
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and mineral kind.
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VENUS: What?
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00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:16,392
Timeout.
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00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:17,351
Superheroes?
341
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:18,868
Fairy godmother from outer
342
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,042
space?
343
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,867
Rocket-powered footwear?
344
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,785
This is all science fiction.
345
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,180
Exactly.
346
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:27,702
But where is the love, the
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00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,967
romance, the smoochy-smoochy?
348
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,321
No offence, guys.
349
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,100
I just don't think your story
350
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works for me.
351
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,022
[Both sighing]
352
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,670
Oh, but don't get me wrong.
353
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:41,495
Frank Man and Len Boy do have a
354
00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:44,113
certain something.
355
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,204
Stop the presses.
356
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,462
I've got the perfect idea for
357
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:47,644
you, Venus.
358
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:48,679
Yes, yes?
359
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,034
Picture this.
360
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,993
Friday night at the Gloomsville
361
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,162
Cabaret.
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00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,337
The joint, as it were, is
363
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:56,122
jumping, so to speak.
364
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,466
Swinging [so on and so forth] to
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the sounds of the Doom Kitty 5,
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minus three, plus one.
367
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:04,258
[Band playing upbeat jazz music]
368
00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:07,611
When all of a sudden from the
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heavens descends a fellow of
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impeccable fellowosity.
371
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,190
Major General Poe.
372
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,489
And once he touches down, the
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00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,795
story really sets sail.
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00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,282
♪ I am a major general
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00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:22,632
♪ I have the hat and boot
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00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:23,761
to prove ♪
377
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,763
♪ I rhyme in time
378
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:25,854
and time my rhyme ♪
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00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,022
♪ In order to amuse
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00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,197
♪ Or use
381
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,463
I...
382
00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:31,895
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
383
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,601
Sorry, but "use"?
384
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,859
Poetic license?
385
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,123
[Chuckling]
386
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:39,245
Just got it renewed last month.
387
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,816
Poe, I love it, except for
388
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:43,003
two itsy-bitsy things:
389
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:45,959
The singing and the rest of it.
390
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:48,439
I can work with that.
391
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,739
[Chiming]
392
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,216
Oh, no!
393
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,876
Time is running out!
394
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,660
Time is running out!
395
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:59,225
You might want to step back.
396
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:04,102
No!
397
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:14,202
VENUS: No!
398
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,164
[Chandelier tinkling]
399
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,159
Frank and Len here, Venus.
400
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,298
We got fresh water for you.
401
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:26,650
With the sugar cube inside.
402
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,261
Go away.
403
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,522
Venus, it is I, Poe, with a
404
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:31,865
bucket of Gloomsville
405
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,964
scrumpdelicious fertilizer.
406
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,403
[Venus sniffing]
407
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:36,879
I'm not hungry.
408
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,829
Hey, Venus, look who's here.
409
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,138
Skull Boy.
410
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,273
I'm sure he's got lots of great
411
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,835
ideas to help you.
412
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,012
Hey, Venus.
413
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:45,147
I'd love to help.
414
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,278
Really?
415
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,320
Sure, what do you have so
416
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:48,244
far?
417
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,368
Well, okay, it's a gushy
418
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,201
romance about a girl named Ella.
419
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,369
Hi.
420
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:55,294
Who loved to rock!
421
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,979
[Rock music playing]
422
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,546
Yeah!
423
00:14:58,593 --> 00:14:59,723
VENUS: Her ugly step-sisters
424
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,198
lock her in the prison.
425
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,728
MISERY: And who saves her?
426
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,732
VENUS: Her godmother.
427
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,344
MISERY: Excuse me?
428
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:10,304
VENUS: Her fairy godmother.
429
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,004
The one with the bucket on
430
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,171
her head.
431
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,346
VENUS: And the kooky accent.
432
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:18,352
[Speaking gibberish]
433
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,395
FRANK: What?
434
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,361
LEN: It's Immoculish.
435
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,579
Then the major general sings.
436
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,139
♪ I am a major general
437
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,396
♪ I have a hat and boot
438
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,668
And Ella gets her
439
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,580
rocket-powered wow-wow boots.
440
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,705
[Screaming]
441
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:35,277
Duty calls for Frank Man...
442
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:39,195
And Len Boy.
443
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:41,552
Ah!
444
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,812
[Speaking gibberish]
445
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,635
[All screaming]
446
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:47,343
The ship is aflame!
447
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,951
My feet are hot.
448
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,041
It is a disaster!
449
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,470
[Sobbing]
450
00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:53,906
Hanky?
451
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,523
It's not so bad, Venus.
452
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,224
Your story just needs some good
453
00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,481
old-fashioned grounding.
454
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,573
Here's the setup, sweetheart.
455
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,489
That's me over there.
456
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,438
I go by the welcome mat of Skull
457
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,227
Spade.
458
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,711
It was Tuesday, and I was in a
459
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,801
real pickle.
460
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,150
Sure, I'd been down for the
461
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,319
count and up to my ears and over
462
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,674
a barrel before, but never like
463
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,154
this.
464
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,244
I needed to find that doll face,
465
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,163
and quick.
466
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,108
And all I had to go on was this
467
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,417
glass slipper.
468
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:26,902
Like that's easy.
469
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,252
I had to find the foot that fit
470
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,341
the slipper, and the girl that
471
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,289
owned the foot, before I found
472
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,637
that I couldn't live without
473
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:32,816
finding the foot belonging to
474
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:33,861
the girl with the foot that fit
475
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,165
the slipper.
476
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,471
But first I had to figure out
477
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,947
what I just said.
478
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,038
Okay, I love your dark and
479
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,437
shadowy style, Skull Boy.
480
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,570
But my story needs light and
481
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:48,013
colour.
482
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:51,840
That's what I'm talking about.
483
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,140
Too bright.
484
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:54,706
I'm out of here.
485
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,022
Gilbert, get ready for the
486
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,578
aerial loop in five...
487
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:58,795
Wait, maybe we can work
488
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,153
something out.
489
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,373
What do you think?
490
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,591
Oh, no!
491
00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,291
The contest deadline is
492
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:06,328
tomorrow.
493
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,203
What am I going to do?
494
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,814
What am I going to do?
495
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,294
Oh, what am I--?
496
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,344
Hey, Venus.
497
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:13,769
Ruby?
498
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:16,425
But where am I?
499
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,250
You're now in my version of
500
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:19,558
your story.
501
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:20,653
Huh?
502
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:21,611
I say.
503
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:22,609
Freaky.
504
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:23,610
Cool.
505
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:24,611
It's a little different, and
506
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:27,052
goes something like this.
507
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:32,791
It's a beautiful, gloomy day.
508
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,924
What a beautiful, gloomy day.
509
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,097
And Venus, you feel great
510
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,324
about your story.
511
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:42,022
I feel great about my story.
512
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,241
You slip a piece of paper in
513
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,370
the typewriter.
514
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:46,762
Hold it!
515
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,854
Perhaps I should step out of the
516
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,633
room for this part.
517
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:52,108
Thanks, Misery.
518
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,328
I think I'll just slip this
519
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:54,636
piece of paper in the
520
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,342
typewriter.
521
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,559
And you start writing.
522
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,039
Fade in.
523
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,339
Interior.
524
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,524
Jungle.
525
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,689
Day.
526
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,042
[Laughing]
527
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:19,095
♪
528
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,230
And they lived happily ever
529
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:26,538
after.
530
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:29,203
The end.
531
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,366
[Clearing throat]
532
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:37,117
No!
533
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,950
RUBY: Venus.
534
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,250
[Laughing]
535
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:44,596
Surprise.
536
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:45,725
I'd just like to announce that
537
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,206
I've finished my screenplay, and
538
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:50,346
it is amazing.
539
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,126
And that's my version.
540
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,176
You relax, have fun and write.
541
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,612
What do you think?
542
00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,138
I love it.
543
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,441
Okay, scoot so I can relax, have
544
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,748
fun and write.
545
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,194
[Cracking knuckles]
546
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,711
Now, how does that start again?
547
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:10,275
It's a beautiful gloomy day.
548
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:11,933
Way to go, Ruby.
549
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,666
You helped Venus find her voice.
550
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:15,457
RUBY: Yeah, but if it wasn't
551
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,372
for you, Iris, she wouldn't even
552
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,717
have a voice.
553
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,896
Wow, that seedling's really
554
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,812
typing up a storm in there.
555
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:23,947
[Laughing]
556
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,898
Yeah, good old Venus.
557
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,207
Always has to do everything
558
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,433
fast.
559
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:29,651
I wonder where she gets that
560
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:30,910
from.
561
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,352
Well, who's in the mood for a
562
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,428
bungee jump?
563
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:34,606
Whoa!
564
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:36,611
[Crashing]
565
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,833
Uh, I'm good.
566
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:45,754
SKULL BOY: Cut!
567
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:46,973
VENUS: What?
568
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,751
No!
569
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:52,056
More emotion, please!
570
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,373
[Sighing]
571
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:54,799
More emotion.
572
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:57,105
And action!
573
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:59,422
Hey, Venus, what's going on?
574
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:01,809
It's so exciting.
575
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,252
Skull Boy is directing my
576
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:06,419
screenplay, a romantic comedy:
577
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,416
Sleeveless in Gloomsville.
578
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:10,428
Oh, my little seedling's
579
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,210
really sprouted.
580
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,344
Mr. Director, they need to be
581
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:17,477
smouldering with passion.
582
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,480
Okay, can you be more, uh,
583
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,872
smouldering with passion,
584
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,266
Gilbert?
585
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,529
[Grumbling]
586
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,230
Yes, yes.
587
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,273
[Gasping]
588
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,968
Yes, yes!
589
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,445
The aerial hoop loop-de-loop.
590
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:36,625
You did it.
591
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,590
Way to go, Gilbert.
592
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:41,499
See?
593
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:43,244
There is a method to my madness
594
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:44,805
after all, yes?
595
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:46,032
Yes.
596
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,380
Moving on to the love scene
597
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,640
between our two big stars.
598
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:51,642
Now in this scene, you are
599
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,635
smouldering with passion.
600
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:54,947
Feel it.
601
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,262
I want you to feel it.
602
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,388
Ready?
603
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,260
Action.
604
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:01,431
Oh, very nice.
605
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:03,347
Very nice.
606
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:04,442
Ha!
607
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,480
That boy's got talent.
608
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,657
IRIS: Whee!
609
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:18,101
Tip number one: When flying your
610
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:19,886
Squig, always wear safety
611
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:22,760
goggles, because you never know
612
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:25,113
what you'll face in the air.
613
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:26,893
[Gasping]
614
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:29,847
Like a whipped cream mountain.
615
00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:31,117
Mmm.
616
00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:33,379
Tip number two: Always point
617
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:34,732
your Squig in the right
618
00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,861
direction.
619
00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:38,434
Whoo-hoo!
620
00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:39,391
Uh-oh.
621
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:42,338
This is the wrong direction!
622
00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:44,298
Ah!
623
00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:48,309
And finally, tip number three:
624
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,700
Never, but never jump off a
625
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:53,964
moving Squig unless you want to
626
00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:56,268
have even more fun.
627
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,315
Whee!
628
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,320
Oh!
629
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:00,971
And you already worked it out
630
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:02,225
with your Squig.
631
00:22:02,277 --> 00:22:05,187
Hi yo Squig, away!
632
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:16,472
♪
633
00:22:16,522 --> 00:22:21,072
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