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[Clapping]
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[Laughing]
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[Clapping]
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CROWD: Ah.
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[Sighing]
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Oh dear, oh dear.
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CROWD: Ooh!
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[Screaming]
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[Saw clanging]
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[Crowd cheering]
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♪
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[Crowd cheering]
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♪
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♪ So today we'’re gonna ♪
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♪ Take the time to show you
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♪ The br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ♪
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♪ Only thing you oughta
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♪ Know, you really gotta
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♪ See the br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ♪
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♪ Ruby Gloom Ruby Gloom
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♪
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♪ We'’re gonna show you why ♪
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♪ There'’s more than
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meets the eye ♪
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♪ The br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ♪
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♪ Only thing you oughta
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♪ Know, you really gotta
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♪ See the br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ♪
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♪ Ruby Gloom Ruby Gloom
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♪ Ruby Gloom Ruby Gloom
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♪
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You will not disarm me!
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Uhh, a bit late for that,
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isn'’t it?
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[Laughing]
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Ouch!
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[Laughing]
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Well done, Skull Boy.
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But where'’s your real
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duelling partner?
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Here in one piece, which is
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how I would like to keep it.
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Scaredy, you must actually
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pick up the sword to swordfight.
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Hmm?
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Let'’s move on to the love scene
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between Basil and Rosemary.
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Ooh!
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Humina, humina!
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I'’ll take my position,
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Mr. Director.
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Uhh, love scene?
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[Gulping]
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Already?
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Basil and Rosemary?
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Isn'’t it supposed to be Romeo
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and Juliet?
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Well, this Shakespeare chap
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needed a little punching up.
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Places, Basil.
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Woo!
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Good luck, lover boy!
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Yeah, make with the wooing.
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[Laughing]
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Oh, Basil, Basil!
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Wherefore art thou, Basil?
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Uhh, I, uhh...
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And scene.
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Skull Boy, as the hero, you need
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to be in love with your leading
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lady, really, really in love.
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No need to feel awkward.
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It'’s just acting.
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And we'’re all mature here.
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Now, moving on to the scene
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where Ruby and Skull Boy are
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sitting in a tree,
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K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
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Humina, humina!
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Sorry, that'’s an
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earlier draft.
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We open tomorrow, people.
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Let'’s get out there and make
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some theatre.
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I do not think acting is
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my thing.
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I know it isn'’t mine.
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[Gulping]
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There must be something in
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here to help us get into
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our characters.
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Yes, like a 1,000-lb. suit of
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armour, size extra small,
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please.
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Maybe if I look like a...
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[Gulping]
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Romantic lead, I'’ll feel
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like one.
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What do you think?
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[Flies buzzing]
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I am sorry, Skull Boy.
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But I feel nothing.
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Hey, what'’s that?
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Ah, it'’s just an old hat.
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Try it on.
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[Harp strumming]
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Where did that music
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come from?
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If music be the food of love,
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play on.
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That is your answer?
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I am not bound to please thee
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with my answer.
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Wow.
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Did you hear that?
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But you didn'’t know
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the lines.
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I know.
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The hat must be helping me.
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I can'’t wait to try this out.
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Now, let me see, something a
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swordfighter must use.
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Face mask?
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Heat-resistant body shield?
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Kneepads to beg for my life?
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Hmm, the box Skull Boy'’s hat
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came in.
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"Directions for Shakespearean
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love hat: Simply put on, emote,
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and admirers you will have.
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Warning, love spell may cause
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extreme inconvenience
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for wearer.
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Side effects include swooning,
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stalking, chasing, screaming,
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giggling and nausea."
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"Love spell"?
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I must tell Skull Boy...
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in a bit.
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[Yawning]
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All that duelling and label
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reading, well, it'’s made
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me knackered.
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[Snoring]
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Basil, oh, Basil!
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Wherefore art thou, Basil?
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Cue Basil for the
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heart-wrenching, moony-eyed
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love scene.
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Humina, humina!
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Thanks.
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You guys are loads of help.
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Oh, Rosemary, umm, uhh...
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Oh, I forgot my veil.
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Oh, right, my hat.
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But soft, what light through
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yonder window breaks?
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Whoa!
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Humina, humina!
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It is the east.
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And Rosemary is the sun.
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Brilliant.
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I really can write.
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He'’s so romantic and--
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Dreamy!
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And I never use that word.
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I usually prefer "Nightmare-y".
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[Sighing]
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I don'’t remember rewriting
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that fainting bit.
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But I like it.
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Oh no!
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Must be the heat.
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I'’ll get some smelling salts.
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Well, here, guys, let me help
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you up.
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Tender, bruised maidens,
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how fare thy bottoms?
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[Giggling]
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Skull-speare!
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Umm, umm, Mr. Skull-speare,
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umm, can I have your autograph?
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Gentle lady, has a moth flown
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into thine eyeball that thou
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blinketh so madly?
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[Giggling]
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Can I have a lock of
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your hair?
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Oh.
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Want one of mine?
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Ow.
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Did you see that?
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Skull Boy sure has a way with
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the girls.
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Yeah, maybe we should figure
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out his secret and give it
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a whirl.
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Must be all the big words he
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kept on using.
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Yeah, but I find
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them confusing.
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Len, can you stop rhyming
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everything I'’m saying?
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Sure, but you mind if I
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keep playing?
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Sorry.
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[Giggling]
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Methinks I need... Help!
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Come back, Skull-speare!
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Something is definitely in
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the air.
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♪
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[Sighing]
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[Gasping]
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[Phone ringing]
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Hello?
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[Tapping]
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Ah!
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[Tapping]
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[Birds chirping]
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Whoa!
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[Grunting]
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[Knocking]
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Skull Boy, what'’s--
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You have to help me, Ruby.
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I can'’t take all this attention.
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Look on the bright side.
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You obviously have talent.
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Really?
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Really.
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You'’re a natural.
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[Gasping]
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Maybe I'’m related to a long line
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of great actors.
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Yeah.
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Hmm.
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Maybe there is a way to get away
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from those fans.
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I have an idea.
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[Gasping]
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It looks like Skull Boy really,
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really does like Ruby.
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[Gasping]
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Skull Boy'’s climbed up to woo
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Ruby just like in the
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love scene.
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[Gasping]
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He really does like Ruby.
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Who could blame him for
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liking Ruby?
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She'’s really, really great.
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Really great.
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[Sighing]
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Yep, sure would be nice to be
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Ruby, all right.
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I have an idea!
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Wow.
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His fans are actually spying.
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This guy'’s cool without
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even trying.
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I wish we were him '’cause
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girls think he'’s hot.
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Too bad we are us, '’cause hot
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we are not.
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I have an idea.
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Really?
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[Yawning]
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SKULL BOY: You sure this is
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going to work, Ruby?
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No, but it'’s worth a shot.
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You'’re an actor.
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You'’ll be great.
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Ruby!
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Where are Basil and Rosemary?
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I can'’t play all the
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parts myself.
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Well, I could.
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But that wouldn'’t be fair to
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the actors.
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I'’m here.
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Sorry I'’m late.
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Did someone call for Ruby?
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Yes, but didn'’t you just
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get here?
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Ruby here.
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Look on the bright side.
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Umm, uhh... I'’ll get back
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00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:30,793
to you.
293
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I'’m Ruby.
294
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No, I'’m Ruby.
295
00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:33,903
See?
296
00:11:33,934 --> 00:11:35,944
I'’m smiling.
297
00:11:35,971 --> 00:11:37,701
[Crunching]
298
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,531
No, I'’m Ruby.
299
00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,870
What'’s going on around here?
300
00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:42,908
I don'’t know.
301
00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:43,983
But three Rosemarys are better
302
00:11:44,013 --> 00:11:44,983
than none.
303
00:11:45,014 --> 00:11:46,404
Now we just need a Basil.
304
00:11:46,429 --> 00:11:47,879
Where is Skull Boy?
305
00:11:47,914 --> 00:11:49,364
Did someone call for
306
00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:50,778
Skull Boy?
307
00:11:50,813 --> 00:11:52,883
Or Skull Boy?
308
00:11:52,919 --> 00:11:54,159
Hi, Ruby.
309
00:11:54,196 --> 00:11:55,266
Hi, Ruby.
310
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:57,160
Okay, let'’s try out some of
311
00:11:57,199 --> 00:11:59,059
this Shakespeare stuff.
312
00:11:59,097 --> 00:12:01,307
Watch this.
313
00:12:01,341 --> 00:12:05,311
Alas, Len, did you verily get a
314
00:12:05,345 --> 00:12:08,305
run in our tights...
315
00:12:08,348 --> 00:12:10,658
verily?
316
00:12:10,695 --> 00:12:13,175
Uhh, okay.
317
00:12:13,215 --> 00:12:14,655
Nope, didn'’t work.
318
00:12:14,699 --> 00:12:16,389
I thought that sounded really
319
00:12:16,425 --> 00:12:18,425
good, Frank.
320
00:12:18,461 --> 00:12:20,081
Where is our real Basil?
321
00:12:20,118 --> 00:12:21,288
[Clearing throat]
322
00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:24,876
Hello, my name is Skull, uhh,
323
00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:25,946
Girl.
324
00:12:25,986 --> 00:12:26,946
I'’d like to play the part
325
00:12:26,987 --> 00:12:29,577
of Basil.
326
00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:31,610
Huh?
327
00:12:34,236 --> 00:12:35,816
SCAREDY: Hold everything!
328
00:12:35,858 --> 00:12:36,828
I have to tell
329
00:12:36,859 --> 00:12:39,279
Skull Boy something.
330
00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:40,730
Ooh, sorry miss.
331
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,730
[Gasping]
332
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,141
One, two, three Rubys.
333
00:12:44,177 --> 00:12:45,727
And, oh no, Skull Boy,
334
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,455
you'’ve grown another head.
335
00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:49,840
Oh no, I knew I should not have
336
00:12:49,872 --> 00:12:52,602
bought day-old mosquitoes.
337
00:12:52,633 --> 00:12:54,083
I remember what happened
338
00:12:54,118 --> 00:12:56,428
last time.
339
00:12:56,465 --> 00:13:00,395
[Teeth chattering]
340
00:13:00,434 --> 00:13:02,444
Ah!
341
00:13:05,025 --> 00:13:06,405
Those mosquitoes were
342
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,820
bad news.
343
00:13:07,856 --> 00:13:10,126
I need to walk this off.
344
00:13:10,168 --> 00:13:11,508
Right.
345
00:13:11,549 --> 00:13:12,899
Can we please move on to the
346
00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:14,520
Basil and Rosemary scene?
347
00:13:14,552 --> 00:13:16,492
Skull Girl, places, please.
348
00:13:16,519 --> 00:13:18,069
No, get out.
349
00:13:18,107 --> 00:13:19,447
Shoo!
350
00:13:19,488 --> 00:13:20,448
Oh no!
351
00:13:20,489 --> 00:13:21,459
I'’ll get the lavender
352
00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:23,010
bug repellent.
353
00:13:23,043 --> 00:13:26,943
[Buzzing]
354
00:13:26,978 --> 00:13:29,878
Hie thee hence, pestilence!
355
00:13:29,912 --> 00:13:30,882
[Gasping]
356
00:13:30,913 --> 00:13:31,883
There he is!
357
00:13:31,914 --> 00:13:33,714
It'’s Skull-speare!
358
00:13:33,743 --> 00:13:35,503
Ah!
359
00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:36,848
[Giggling]
360
00:13:36,885 --> 00:13:38,395
We got to see this.
361
00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:40,608
Hey, wait for me.
362
00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:42,057
Oh, all right then.
363
00:13:42,097 --> 00:13:45,577
Let'’s take ten, people.
364
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,137
I will never eat day-old
365
00:13:47,171 --> 00:13:49,101
mosquitoes again.
366
00:13:49,138 --> 00:13:51,418
Ah!
367
00:13:51,451 --> 00:13:52,451
Ah!
368
00:13:52,486 --> 00:13:53,446
FRANK: Hello.
369
00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:54,447
LEN: Hey there.
370
00:13:54,488 --> 00:13:55,518
RUBY: Hi, Scaredy Bat.
371
00:13:55,558 --> 00:13:56,628
Oh no!
372
00:13:56,663 --> 00:13:57,873
I have to tell Skull Boy about
373
00:13:57,906 --> 00:13:59,866
that love spell.
374
00:14:05,016 --> 00:14:07,566
Now, what was I to do?
375
00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:09,185
Hmm.
376
00:14:09,227 --> 00:14:10,227
IRIS: We'’ve looked
377
00:14:10,263 --> 00:14:11,403
everywhere.
378
00:14:11,436 --> 00:14:12,676
MISERY: Where did
379
00:14:12,713 --> 00:14:15,373
Skull-speare go?
380
00:14:15,406 --> 00:14:16,436
What would Ruby do in
381
00:14:16,476 --> 00:14:18,646
this situation?
382
00:14:18,685 --> 00:14:22,615
Well, she'’s very creative.
383
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:23,974
That'’s what Skull-speare
384
00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:25,521
likes about her.
385
00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:27,384
[Gasping]
386
00:14:27,418 --> 00:14:29,418
I have an idea!
387
00:14:31,732 --> 00:14:34,222
[Teeth chattering]
388
00:14:34,252 --> 00:14:35,292
RUBY: Are you there,
389
00:14:35,322 --> 00:14:36,462
Skull Boy?
390
00:14:36,496 --> 00:14:37,636
Yeah.
391
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,599
Please don'’t say where I am.
392
00:14:39,637 --> 00:14:41,877
Your secret'’s safe with me.
393
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:42,985
Parry, parry,
394
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:43,990
one, two, three.
395
00:14:44,021 --> 00:14:45,301
And thrust, thrust.
396
00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:46,612
Yes indeed!
397
00:14:46,644 --> 00:14:49,164
Oh, there you are.
398
00:14:49,198 --> 00:14:50,168
It'’s about time.
399
00:14:50,199 --> 00:14:52,859
Your stand-in is tired.
400
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,272
Uhh, yes.
401
00:14:54,307 --> 00:14:57,477
I... I will be right back.
402
00:14:57,517 --> 00:14:58,857
Oh, no!
403
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,488
I hate sword fighting!
404
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,660
What do I do?
405
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,214
Well, maybe I can grow a
406
00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:06,108
beard and move to Alaska.
407
00:15:06,146 --> 00:15:09,246
SCAREDY: Ruby!
408
00:15:09,287 --> 00:15:10,737
That'’s Scaredy.
409
00:15:10,771 --> 00:15:13,021
Be right back.
410
00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:15,120
Oh, there you are, Ruby.
411
00:15:15,155 --> 00:15:16,665
Can we talk?
412
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:17,678
We can talk while I bake
413
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:18,949
cookies for Skull Boy.
414
00:15:18,987 --> 00:15:20,367
I'’m being Ruby.
415
00:15:20,402 --> 00:15:21,962
Umm, yes, you are.
416
00:15:21,990 --> 00:15:24,030
Boy, I'’m hearing things now
417
00:15:24,061 --> 00:15:25,031
because your voice
418
00:15:25,062 --> 00:15:26,272
sounds different.
419
00:15:26,304 --> 00:15:28,484
Darn those mosquitoes.
420
00:15:28,513 --> 00:15:30,963
Anyway, I do not want to do the
421
00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:32,719
sword fight.
422
00:15:32,759 --> 00:15:34,419
What do I do, Ruby?
423
00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:36,280
How about swordfight
424
00:15:36,314 --> 00:15:37,284
blindfolded while
425
00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:38,275
bungee jumping?
426
00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:39,276
Once you do that, you'’ll never
427
00:15:39,317 --> 00:15:40,317
be afraid again.
428
00:15:40,353 --> 00:15:42,083
Okay.
429
00:15:42,113 --> 00:15:43,873
Normally, your advice is a
430
00:15:43,908 --> 00:15:45,318
little less risky.
431
00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:47,358
But, well, thanks, Ruby.
432
00:15:50,225 --> 00:15:51,605
Scary!
433
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,300
Ooh, I think I better clarify
434
00:15:53,331 --> 00:15:55,131
Ruby'’s advice.
435
00:15:55,161 --> 00:15:57,921
Oh, Ruby!
436
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,987
Ruby, you know where
437
00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:01,338
Skull Boy is?
438
00:16:01,374 --> 00:16:03,864
Me know where Skull Boy is?
439
00:16:03,893 --> 00:16:06,243
Umm, uhh, what was the
440
00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:07,725
question again?
441
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,209
SCAREDY: Ruby!
442
00:16:10,245 --> 00:16:11,345
Sorry, guys.
443
00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:12,494
Duty calls.
444
00:16:12,523 --> 00:16:16,113
She knows where Skull Boy is.
445
00:16:16,147 --> 00:16:17,317
Ooh.
446
00:16:17,355 --> 00:16:19,315
Ruby, you'’re here now.
447
00:16:19,357 --> 00:16:20,877
You sure get around.
448
00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:22,710
I'’m knitting a scarf for
449
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:23,980
Skull Boy.
450
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,087
Ruby likes doing things
451
00:16:26,123 --> 00:16:27,543
for others.
452
00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:29,892
Umm, yes, you do.
453
00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:31,649
Boy, those mosquitoes really did
454
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,060
a number on me.
455
00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:34,225
I swear your voice
456
00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:35,509
changed again.
457
00:16:35,546 --> 00:16:38,886
Anyway, now, just to clarify,
458
00:16:38,928 --> 00:16:40,688
I should do the swordfight?
459
00:16:40,723 --> 00:16:42,903
I wouldn'’t do it if I
460
00:16:42,932 --> 00:16:44,002
were you.
461
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,867
But you said before--
462
00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:46,871
My
463
00:16:46,902 --> 00:16:48,322
great-great-great-grandfather
464
00:16:48,352 --> 00:16:49,772
used to swordfight.
465
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:50,771
He was one of the
466
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,182
four musketeers.
467
00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:53,178
Wasn'’t there only
468
00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:54,459
three musketeers?
469
00:16:54,496 --> 00:16:56,256
You get my point.
470
00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:57,431
You'’re right!
471
00:16:57,464 --> 00:16:58,884
I do the swordfight, I am
472
00:16:58,914 --> 00:17:00,054
a goner!
473
00:17:00,088 --> 00:17:02,918
Thank you, Ruby.
474
00:17:02,952 --> 00:17:04,472
Oof.
475
00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:06,226
Ruby, how did you get here
476
00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:07,406
so fast?
477
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,920
I ran.
478
00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:10,408
Why were you calling me?
479
00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:12,243
Uhh, don'’t you remember?
480
00:17:12,272 --> 00:17:13,412
No.
481
00:17:13,446 --> 00:17:15,276
Where were you running to?
482
00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:17,070
Anywhere far away.
483
00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:18,725
I have to avoid the swordfight
484
00:17:18,761 --> 00:17:21,111
or, it'’s like you said, I'll be
485
00:17:21,143 --> 00:17:22,973
one less musketeer.
486
00:17:23,007 --> 00:17:24,657
I didn'’t say that.
487
00:17:24,698 --> 00:17:26,288
Not exactly but the fear
488
00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:27,871
tactic worked.
489
00:17:27,908 --> 00:17:30,048
I don'’t really want to die.
490
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,883
Scaredy, how would you feel
491
00:17:31,912 --> 00:17:32,982
if you managed to do
492
00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:34,117
the swordfight?
493
00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:35,566
And survive?
494
00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:37,606
Well, I would feel great.
495
00:17:40,438 --> 00:17:43,678
Hmm, I get it, unfortunately.
496
00:17:43,717 --> 00:17:45,887
Thanks, Ruby.
497
00:17:45,926 --> 00:17:47,306
You are the real deal.
498
00:17:47,342 --> 00:17:48,582
Oh, I got to go.
499
00:17:48,619 --> 00:17:49,899
Skull Boy'’s waiting.
500
00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:50,900
Skull Boy!
501
00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:52,351
I just remembered I have to tell
502
00:17:52,381 --> 00:17:53,351
him something.
503
00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:54,352
Tell him later.
504
00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:56,393
We open in ten.
505
00:17:59,354 --> 00:18:01,224
Skull Boy!
506
00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:03,462
You'’ve got to do the show.
507
00:18:03,496 --> 00:18:04,736
But I can'’t.
508
00:18:04,773 --> 00:18:06,123
Skull Boy, you going to do
509
00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:07,294
the play?
510
00:18:07,327 --> 00:18:09,667
Yeah, we want to learn what
511
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:10,879
to say.
512
00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:11,877
See?
513
00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:13,088
You'’d be letting a lot of people
514
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,336
down if you gave up acting,
515
00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:17,540
I mean, not only Poe who spent
516
00:18:17,579 --> 00:18:19,679
all that time rewriting
517
00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:22,959
Shakespeare, but all the actors
518
00:18:22,998 --> 00:18:25,238
and... and all your ancestors,
519
00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:26,586
the great actors who have come
520
00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:27,662
before you.
521
00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:29,142
And don'’t forget the audience,
522
00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:30,177
Skull Boy.
523
00:18:30,212 --> 00:18:31,182
Are you going to turn your back
524
00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:33,663
on them too?
525
00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:35,768
[Sniffling]
526
00:18:35,804 --> 00:18:37,634
No.
527
00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:39,528
I won'’t let you down, Ruby,
528
00:18:39,566 --> 00:18:42,426
or my ancestors or all those
529
00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:43,916
other people you said.
530
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:45,190
I'’m going to do it.
531
00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:46,187
Woo-hoo!
532
00:18:46,228 --> 00:18:47,608
All right!
533
00:18:47,643 --> 00:18:48,783
FRANK: Woo-hoo!
534
00:18:48,817 --> 00:18:50,887
LEN: Yeah!
535
00:18:55,582 --> 00:18:57,072
Please let this be over.
536
00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:59,901
Please let this be over.
537
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,041
Nary will you steal my
538
00:19:02,071 --> 00:19:03,561
love again.
539
00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:04,700
"Love"?
540
00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:05,699
Oh, no!
541
00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:06,700
I just remembered.
542
00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:08,221
I have to tell you something.
543
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,600
Not now, Scaredy.
544
00:19:09,631 --> 00:19:10,911
We have to finish the scene.
545
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:11,912
No, now!
546
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:12,913
It'’s the hat.
547
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:13,914
It'’s the hat.
548
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,145
It'’s a love hat.
549
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,468
You have to keep it off.
550
00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:18,471
What?
551
00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:19,992
But I cannot speak at the verse
552
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:23,060
without it, little sire.
553
00:19:23,092 --> 00:19:24,542
But the hat makes the ladies
554
00:19:24,577 --> 00:19:25,747
love you.
555
00:19:25,785 --> 00:19:26,785
What sayeth you?
556
00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:29,310
Love me?
557
00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:32,210
Whatever you do, take the
558
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,520
hat off.
559
00:19:35,553 --> 00:19:38,043
[Groaning]
560
00:19:38,073 --> 00:19:40,903
Goodbye.
561
00:19:40,938 --> 00:19:44,868
[Audience cheering]
562
00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:49,223
Oh, she doth teach the
563
00:19:49,257 --> 00:19:51,087
torches to burn bright.
564
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,950
[Giggling]
565
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,684
Oh, I told him to take the
566
00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:56,160
hat off.
567
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,535
He'’s not wearing the hat.
568
00:19:57,575 --> 00:19:58,575
Huh?
569
00:19:58,611 --> 00:19:59,961
But how could he--
570
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:03,241
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
571
00:20:03,271 --> 00:20:05,341
[Sighing]
572
00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:06,336
Wow.
573
00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:07,827
That guy'’s really good.
574
00:20:07,861 --> 00:20:11,901
[Audience cheering]
575
00:20:17,526 --> 00:20:18,486
You might have told me about
576
00:20:18,527 --> 00:20:19,907
the love spell earlier.
577
00:20:19,942 --> 00:20:20,912
Sorry.
578
00:20:20,943 --> 00:20:22,083
I was a bit distracted.
579
00:20:22,117 --> 00:20:24,047
Well, I guess I don'’t need
580
00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:27,164
this thing anymore.
581
00:20:27,191 --> 00:20:30,401
Hey, it'’s Skull-speare's hat.
582
00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:31,536
A horse!
583
00:20:31,575 --> 00:20:32,745
A horse!
584
00:20:32,783 --> 00:20:35,683
My kingdom for a horse!
585
00:20:35,717 --> 00:20:39,027
Whoa!
586
00:20:39,065 --> 00:20:40,135
No fair.
587
00:20:40,169 --> 00:20:42,969
Let me try it on.
588
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,140
Humina, humina.
589
00:20:46,175 --> 00:20:48,005
Wait up, ladies!
590
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:50,659
Come back!
591
00:20:50,697 --> 00:20:54,247
Runneth like the wind!
592
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,259
[Misery imitating fanfare]
593
00:21:06,472 --> 00:21:08,922
Now, how many people here have
594
00:21:08,957 --> 00:21:10,957
been in a puppet show before?
595
00:21:10,993 --> 00:21:14,833
By a show of hands...
596
00:21:14,859 --> 00:21:16,449
This is your lucky day.
597
00:21:16,482 --> 00:21:19,522
"I say, if only we could be more
598
00:21:19,554 --> 00:21:21,944
like Queen Misery."
599
00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:23,210
"Oui, oui.
600
00:21:23,247 --> 00:21:25,837
She has it all: poise, charm,
601
00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:27,940
a head."
602
00:21:27,976 --> 00:21:31,116
"I feel so fortunate that the
603
00:21:31,151 --> 00:21:32,811
Queen considers me her
604
00:21:32,843 --> 00:21:34,953
greatest friend."
605
00:21:34,983 --> 00:21:36,813
"I believe the term she used
606
00:21:36,847 --> 00:21:39,327
was '’largest'.
607
00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:41,327
Too many tarts at tea will do
608
00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:43,089
that, my dear."
609
00:21:43,129 --> 00:21:44,339
[Gasping]
610
00:21:44,372 --> 00:21:45,752
"The Queen approaches.
611
00:21:45,787 --> 00:21:48,997
Bow your heads, or your necks.
612
00:21:50,550 --> 00:21:51,590
Announcing Her
613
00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:52,730
Royal Highness..."
614
00:21:52,759 --> 00:21:53,929
[Imitating fanfare]
615
00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:56,797
"Queen Misery, the full headed!"
616
00:21:56,832 --> 00:21:58,942
"My subjects, you must learn to
617
00:21:58,972 --> 00:22:00,972
bow more deeply.
618
00:22:01,009 --> 00:22:04,289
Allow me to demonstrate."
619
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,333
Ow.
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♪
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00:22:19,526 --> 00:22:24,076
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