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♪ So today were gonna
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♪ Take a time to show ya
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♪ The br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ♪
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♪ Only think you oughta
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♪ No, you really gotta
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♪ See the br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ♪
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♪ Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
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♪
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♪ We'’re gonna show you why ♪
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♪ There'’s more
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than meets the eye ♪
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♪ The br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ♪
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♪ Only think you oughta
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♪ No, you really gotta
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♪ See the br-br-bright side
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of the dark side ♪
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♪ Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
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♪ Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
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Ruuuuby?
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Where is she?
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Where are you?
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Absence makes the
heart grow fonder
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Where are you?
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Absence makes the
heart grow fonder
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Ruuuuby?
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You out there?
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You there Ruby?
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Hello?
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Ruby?
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Are you avoiding me?
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Ruuuuby?
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Where are you?
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Oh, there you are.
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I've been look all ahhh!
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Ruby?
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Where are you?
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Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!
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Where is she?
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[Knocking]
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POE: Enter.
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♪ Do-lakka, do-lakka,
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do-lakka do ♪
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♪ Do do do do
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do do do ♪
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What'’s a girl gotta do to get
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a little privacy around here?
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[Sighing]
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♪
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Now then, tell me all about
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it.
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Well, I was planning a
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surprise party and everyone was
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acting weird.
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[Buzzing]
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Yeah, sort of like that.
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What do you think is going on?
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[Buzzing]
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What we have here is a
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situation where your friends are
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acting out of character.
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Weird, if you will.
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My reasoning is they are not
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themselves.
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Gee, I never thought of it
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that way.
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Anytime.
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[Buzzing]
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I wish I knew what happened
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that day.
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If only we could--
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NARRATOR: What really
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happened that doy--
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Day.
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[Tape rewinding]
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RUBY: Dear Diary,
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Sometimes it'’s okay to keep a
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secret from your friends.
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Especially if that secret is a
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surprise party!
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Yes, party, yes!
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Now, what excuse-- I mean,
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legitimate reason-- is there for
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a party today?
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No, we celebrated the
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fertilization of the june bug
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last week.
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That'’s it, Doom!
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Today is May 1st!
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We'’ll have a May Day party!
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Oh, you'’re right.
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There are spies within the
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gates.
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Better hide this.
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[Screaming softly]
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Oh, hello, Misery.
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[Thunder crashing]
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I hate the rain.
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Bad things happen to me when it
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rains.
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Well, look on the bright
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side, Misery.
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Bad things happen to you when it
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doesn'’t rain.
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My cousin was struck by
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lightning.
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Twice.
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Well, it couldn'’t possibly
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happen to you, too.
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What are the chances?
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[Thunder crashing]
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Fairly good.
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It'’s genetic.
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The electrical current is drawn
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to the high lead content in our
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blood and then boom!
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People use you to charge their
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batteries.
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Hey, I know!
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Why not wash your hair?
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I hear rainwater helps eliminate
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tangles.
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I guess that would be better
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than getting the plague.
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That'’s the spirit.
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I just love seeing you happy,
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Misery.
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Now, back to the surprise party!
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To do: Maypole.
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[Crashing]
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Ow!
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I'’m good.
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Oh, hi, Iris.
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Hey, Ruby-- I'’m bummed.
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I wanted to do some aerial
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routines with Squig, but it'’s
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kind of hard without windshield
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wipers.
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♪
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Aah!
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I sure do admire your
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adventurous spirit, Iris.
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Hey, there'’s a lot of adventures
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right here in these bookshelves.
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Help yourself.
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Oh, good idea, Ruby!
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Thanks.
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What do you think, Ruby?
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I must be related to the great
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painter, Michelangelo.
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I'’m an artist, Ruby!
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It'’s in my bones.
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Need I say "amore"?
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Please, no need.
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I'’m happy you found your roots,
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"Skull-angelo", but I have to
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get moving.
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Ciao, bella!
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[Humming]
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[Singing operatically]
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Thriller, read it.
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Comedy, read it.
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Romance?
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Ugh, gag!
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Forget it!
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Hmm, "Ruby'’s Diary".
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Well, I certainly can'’t read
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this.
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But Ruby does like my
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adventurous spirit, and it sure
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would be an adventure to read
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this diary!
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Oh, you'’re right, Doom Kitty.
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We do only live once.
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Of course I can read it!
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[Munching]
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"Sometimes it'’s okay to keep a
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secret from your friends."
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[Gasping]
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Ruby has a secret?
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Why didn'’t she tell me?
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[Crashing]
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[Horn blowing]
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Oh, I get it-- a party!
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Sorry, Doom Kitty.
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There'’s no time for a party now.
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Ruby'’s got a secret!
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[Crashing]
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[Horn blowing]
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♪
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Misery?
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I have some stressful news.
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Is there a swarm of locust in
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my hair again?
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No!
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Ruby has a secret.
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Something so big she'’s not even
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telling me!
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[Ruby humming]
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Oh, shh!
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Here comes Ruby.
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Act normal.
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[Sputtering]
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Good one.
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[Humming]
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[Gasping]
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That'’s not good.
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Why is she carrying that big
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box?
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Isn'’t it obvious?
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Ruby'’s moving out!
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[Sobbing]
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[Gasping]
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I don'’t believe that.
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Well, I'’d move out if I was
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my roommate.
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That explains it!
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Ruby was admiring my painting
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but then she said she had to get
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moving.
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[Gasping]
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I know!
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And it was my best work!
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See?
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Ruby really is moving out!
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Oh, no!
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We have to do something to make
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her stay!
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Wait.
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She said she'’d love to see me
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happy.
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And she said she really
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admired my adventurous spirit!
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[Gasping]
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You have to include her in
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your adventures!
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[Gasping]
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And you have to be happy!
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[Gasping]
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And I have to paint her
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portrait!
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So we remember what she looks
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like when those other two things
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fail!
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They'’d better not fail!
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BOTH: Or Ruby won'’t be with
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us anymore!
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[Echoing]: Ruby won'’t be with us
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anymore!
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Ruby won'’t be with us anymore!
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Ruby won'’t be with us anymore!
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Ruby won'’t be with us
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anymore?
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I didn'’t even know she was sick!
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We'’d better find her and pay
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our last respects.
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[Rock riff playing]
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♪
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[Footsteps approaching]
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You feeling okay, Ruby?
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I'’m fine.
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Sure you are.
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Don'’t worry, we won't ever leave
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you.
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Yeah.
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We don'’t want you to be alone
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for one minute right now!
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Really?
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Not for one minute?
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Not one single solitary
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minute.
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Yeah, let us know if there'’s
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anything we can do for you.
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Uh, there is one thing,
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actually.
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Could you hold this for me?
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Whatever you do, don'’t let go.
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Thanks!
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See you soon!
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The first stage of dying--
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denial.
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Huh?
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Say your amp'’s not working.
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What'’s the first thing you do?
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My amp'’s not busted.
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Exactly.
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You deny it.
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I'’m telling you, it's not
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busted.
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That'’s denial.
293
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Hey, did you bust my amp?
294
00:10:14,683 --> 00:10:17,103
Never mind, Len.
295
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You'’re just not getting it.
296
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Hi, Ruby.
297
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I'’m very happy to make you some
298
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happy tea.
299
00:10:33,391 --> 00:10:37,151
I'’m so happy, happy, happy,
300
00:10:37,188 --> 00:10:38,908
happy!
301
00:10:38,948 --> 00:10:40,948
[Thunder crashing]
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00:10:44,747 --> 00:10:46,747
Your turn.
303
00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,070
I know how you admire my
304
00:10:52,099 --> 00:10:53,449
adventurous spirit, so I thought
305
00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:54,760
you could join in.
306
00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:56,452
Oh, that'’s okay, Iris.
307
00:10:56,483 --> 00:10:59,693
I'’m sort of busy.
308
00:10:59,728 --> 00:11:01,348
Here, sit yourself down
309
00:11:01,384 --> 00:11:02,594
inside this cast-iron tube
310
00:11:02,627 --> 00:11:03,587
thingy while I light the big
311
00:11:03,628 --> 00:11:04,588
candle.
312
00:11:04,629 --> 00:11:07,809
Okay, but just for a sec.
313
00:11:07,839 --> 00:11:09,949
Now, the best way to land is
314
00:11:09,979 --> 00:11:11,079
on your feet.
315
00:11:11,118 --> 00:11:12,328
Okay, have fun!
316
00:11:12,361 --> 00:11:14,331
Land?
317
00:11:14,363 --> 00:11:17,953
[Booming, whistling]
318
00:11:17,987 --> 00:11:19,957
[Splashing]
319
00:11:22,992 --> 00:11:25,172
Hey, Ruby!
320
00:11:25,201 --> 00:11:26,721
What do you think of our new
321
00:11:26,755 --> 00:11:28,025
song?
322
00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:29,686
[Rock riff playing]
323
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,413
♪ Huh
324
00:11:31,449 --> 00:11:33,139
[Rock riff playing]
325
00:11:33,175 --> 00:11:34,965
♪ Huh!
326
00:11:35,004 --> 00:11:37,464
[Rock riff playing]
327
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:38,869
Pretty gloomy.
328
00:11:38,905 --> 00:11:40,795
I love it.
329
00:11:40,838 --> 00:11:42,218
Great!
330
00:11:42,253 --> 00:11:44,083
Because it'’s for your-- upcoming
331
00:11:44,117 --> 00:11:45,457
event.
332
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:48,017
You know about my upcoming
333
00:11:48,052 --> 00:11:51,022
event?
334
00:11:51,055 --> 00:11:52,745
Is there no privacy in this
335
00:11:52,781 --> 00:11:54,331
house?
336
00:11:54,368 --> 00:11:57,198
Anger, second stage.
337
00:11:57,233 --> 00:11:59,753
Wow, there'’s two stages?
338
00:11:59,788 --> 00:12:01,548
Guys, if you don'’t tell
339
00:12:01,582 --> 00:12:04,002
anyone about this, you can have
340
00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:06,043
extra cucumber sandwiches at the
341
00:12:06,070 --> 00:12:07,660
event.
342
00:12:07,692 --> 00:12:09,692
Deal!
343
00:12:12,386 --> 00:12:15,216
Third stage, bargaining.
344
00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:16,431
But how is she going to make
345
00:12:16,459 --> 00:12:18,009
sandwiches when she'’s--
346
00:12:18,047 --> 00:12:19,977
[Crying]
347
00:12:20,015 --> 00:12:21,975
[Wailing]
348
00:12:22,017 --> 00:12:24,047
Get yourself together.
349
00:12:24,088 --> 00:12:25,948
How can you cry over a sandwich
350
00:12:25,986 --> 00:12:27,986
at a time like this?
351
00:12:28,023 --> 00:12:30,033
[Crying]
352
00:12:34,098 --> 00:12:35,548
Ruby!
353
00:12:35,582 --> 00:12:38,792
Time for your portrait.
354
00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:40,377
Finito!
355
00:12:40,414 --> 00:12:45,254
I call it "Mona Ruby".
356
00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:46,591
Great work, Skulls, but ciao
357
00:12:46,627 --> 00:12:49,727
for now.
358
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,769
Ruby?
359
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,315
Hey, fly girl, let'’s go.
360
00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:55,048
Uh, maybe later.
361
00:12:55,084 --> 00:12:56,814
See, Ruby?
362
00:12:56,845 --> 00:12:58,115
I'’m happy!
363
00:12:58,156 --> 00:13:01,466
My frown is upside-down!
364
00:13:01,504 --> 00:13:02,824
[Crashing]
365
00:13:02,851 --> 00:13:03,891
Ugh, ooh!
366
00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:05,061
[Cat screeching]
367
00:13:05,094 --> 00:13:06,994
Ow!
368
00:13:07,027 --> 00:13:09,787
I'’m still happy!
369
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,173
[Gasping]
370
00:13:11,204 --> 00:13:13,004
Say cheese!
371
00:13:13,033 --> 00:13:14,313
[Cracking]
372
00:13:14,345 --> 00:13:16,585
[Thudding]
373
00:13:16,623 --> 00:13:18,213
IRIS: Ruby!
374
00:13:18,245 --> 00:13:19,695
FRANK: Where are you?
375
00:13:19,729 --> 00:13:21,769
LEN: Ruby!
376
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,661
SKULL BOY: Where are you?
377
00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:25,109
You out there?
378
00:13:25,149 --> 00:13:26,359
You there, Ruby?
379
00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:27,501
Hello?
380
00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:28,810
Ruby, are you avoiding me?
381
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,052
LEN: Where is she?
382
00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:31,185
Where are you?
383
00:13:31,224 --> 00:13:32,504
FRANK: Ruby!
384
00:13:32,535 --> 00:13:34,015
Oh, there you are.
385
00:13:34,054 --> 00:13:35,024
I'’ve been looking all--
386
00:13:35,055 --> 00:13:37,055
Aah!
387
00:13:39,335 --> 00:13:40,915
If only we could figure out
388
00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:42,988
what happened.
389
00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:48,900
I know what we have to do!
390
00:13:48,931 --> 00:13:50,831
We just have to relive the day'’s
391
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,074
events and see what we find out.
392
00:13:53,108 --> 00:13:55,108
Aha!
393
00:13:56,111 --> 00:14:01,121
♪
394
00:14:02,324 --> 00:14:04,744
Okay, the first thing I did
395
00:14:04,774 --> 00:14:06,474
was write in my diary.
396
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,920
[Gasping]
397
00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:10,400
It'’s open to May 2nd!
398
00:14:10,435 --> 00:14:12,085
I never turn the page to the
399
00:14:12,127 --> 00:14:13,887
next day.
400
00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:15,302
You know what that means!
401
00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:17,337
It'’s leap year?
402
00:14:23,932 --> 00:14:25,242
Exactly, Doom Kitty!
403
00:14:25,278 --> 00:14:27,798
Someone'’s been reading my diary.
404
00:14:27,832 --> 00:14:29,112
Precisely.
405
00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:32,154
And on leap year!
406
00:14:32,181 --> 00:14:33,671
Cookie crumbs?
407
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,080
You know what this means, don'’t
408
00:14:35,115 --> 00:14:36,185
you?
409
00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:37,640
Well, it, um--
410
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:38,949
They, uh--
411
00:14:38,981 --> 00:14:41,051
Oh, I'’m done.
412
00:14:43,813 --> 00:14:45,333
Exactly, Doom!
413
00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:47,087
Iris read my diary!
414
00:14:47,127 --> 00:14:48,227
IRIS: Ruby!
415
00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:49,646
MISERY: Ruby!
416
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,171
IRIS: Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!
417
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,550
Shh!
418
00:14:52,581 --> 00:14:54,341
Iris read my diary, so they know
419
00:14:54,376 --> 00:14:56,376
about my party!
420
00:14:58,173 --> 00:14:59,423
I have to throw them off the
421
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,450
trail.
422
00:15:01,486 --> 00:15:03,176
[Loudly]: Yep, if I don'’t get
423
00:15:03,212 --> 00:15:04,902
some space, I'’ll have to cancel
424
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,838
that really, really fun thing
425
00:15:06,871 --> 00:15:08,461
I'’ve planned.
426
00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:10,433
You heard her!
427
00:15:10,461 --> 00:15:12,461
Let'’s give the girl some space.
428
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:18,093
♪
429
00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:21,091
Anyone there?
430
00:15:22,024 --> 00:15:25,104
♪
431
00:15:26,028 --> 00:15:27,508
[Wind blowing]
432
00:15:27,547 --> 00:15:29,337
Anyone?
433
00:15:29,376 --> 00:15:31,376
[Voice echoing]
434
00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:35,759
♪
435
00:15:35,796 --> 00:15:37,866
Okay, I didn'’t mean this much
436
00:15:37,902 --> 00:15:39,152
space!
437
00:15:39,179 --> 00:15:41,939
[Voice echoing]
438
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,935
[Rock riff playing]
439
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:49,428
♪
440
00:15:50,432 --> 00:15:53,302
[Humming]
441
00:15:53,331 --> 00:15:56,681
[Rock riff playing]
442
00:15:56,714 --> 00:15:57,684
Hey, guys.
443
00:15:57,715 --> 00:15:58,675
Wanna talk?
444
00:15:58,716 --> 00:15:59,676
What'’s new, how are you?
445
00:15:59,717 --> 00:16:01,167
Better than you, obviously.
446
00:16:01,201 --> 00:16:03,241
Anything we can do to make your
447
00:16:03,272 --> 00:16:05,862
time on the earth better?
448
00:16:05,895 --> 00:16:07,655
Sure.
449
00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:09,900
Can you hand these invites out?
450
00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:11,904
I can'’t seem to find anyone.
451
00:16:11,936 --> 00:16:13,586
We'’ll be happy to carry out
452
00:16:13,627 --> 00:16:16,007
your final request.
453
00:16:16,044 --> 00:16:17,364
Guess it'’s time for our
454
00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:18,870
goodbyes.
455
00:16:18,908 --> 00:16:20,598
I'’m gonna miss you, old
456
00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:21,914
friend!
457
00:16:21,946 --> 00:16:23,946
Oh, and you too, Ruby.
458
00:16:28,332 --> 00:16:29,752
Must be a bummer to send invites
459
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,201
to your own funeral.
460
00:16:31,231 --> 00:16:32,611
Yep.
461
00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:35,546
Fourth stage-- depression.
462
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,200
Man, how many more of these
463
00:16:37,237 --> 00:16:38,647
stages are there?
464
00:16:38,687 --> 00:16:40,067
One.
465
00:16:40,102 --> 00:16:42,172
There'’s only one left.
466
00:16:47,696 --> 00:16:49,036
There just seems to be
467
00:16:49,077 --> 00:16:51,037
something else going on here.
468
00:16:51,079 --> 00:16:52,489
Have you considered asking
469
00:16:52,528 --> 00:16:53,698
them?
470
00:16:53,736 --> 00:16:55,946
Well, that'’s no fun, is it?
471
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,220
IRIS: Okay, okay.
472
00:16:57,257 --> 00:16:58,287
Let'’s not overreact here,
473
00:16:58,327 --> 00:16:59,357
people.
474
00:16:59,397 --> 00:17:00,707
Ruby'’s card just says to meet in
475
00:17:00,743 --> 00:17:02,303
the yard and all shall be
476
00:17:02,331 --> 00:17:04,681
revealed.
477
00:17:04,713 --> 00:17:05,853
We'’re not going to find
478
00:17:05,886 --> 00:17:07,266
anything out unless we hide.
479
00:17:07,302 --> 00:17:09,302
Quick!
480
00:17:10,305 --> 00:17:14,895
♪
481
00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:17,236
Let'’s face it-- it's a
482
00:17:17,277 --> 00:17:19,247
goodbye party!
483
00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:20,319
Huh.
484
00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:24,349
Something isn'’t right here.
485
00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:25,558
[Buzzing]
486
00:17:25,596 --> 00:17:27,046
Yep.
487
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,840
Ruby is sure acting strange.
488
00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:32,046
[Buzzing]
489
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,045
[Clanging gently]
490
00:17:37,539 --> 00:17:39,329
Well, if Ruby wants to move
491
00:17:39,368 --> 00:17:42,268
out, we have only once choice.
492
00:17:42,302 --> 00:17:43,752
Let'’s give her a bon voyage
493
00:17:43,786 --> 00:17:45,266
party!
494
00:17:45,305 --> 00:17:46,375
[Sighing]
495
00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:47,720
Okay.
496
00:17:47,756 --> 00:17:52,166
Ya-hoo.
497
00:17:52,209 --> 00:17:53,729
So, that'’s why they were
498
00:17:53,762 --> 00:17:55,452
acting weird!
499
00:17:55,488 --> 00:17:56,728
Guys?
500
00:17:56,765 --> 00:17:58,765
[Buzzing]
501
00:17:59,768 --> 00:18:02,838
♪
502
00:18:03,841 --> 00:18:05,771
And they still don'’t know it's a
503
00:18:05,808 --> 00:18:07,158
May Day party!
504
00:18:07,189 --> 00:18:08,739
This is the best surprise I'’ve
505
00:18:08,777 --> 00:18:10,777
ever pulled off!
506
00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:17,300
♪
507
00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:19,858
ALL: Bon voyage, Ruby--
508
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,031
RUBY: Surprise!
509
00:18:21,065 --> 00:18:22,575
Happy May Day!
510
00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:24,098
Bon voyage--
511
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:27,827
Happy May Day!
512
00:18:27,865 --> 00:18:29,555
BOTH: Oh, you go first.
513
00:18:29,591 --> 00:18:32,011
RUBY: No, just go first.
514
00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:35,421
[Sobbing]
515
00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:37,499
Here'’s your present, Ruby!
516
00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:38,500
[Shattering]
517
00:18:38,531 --> 00:18:39,501
Ah!
518
00:18:39,532 --> 00:18:40,672
[Sobbing]
519
00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:41,775
Thanks, Misery.
520
00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:43,090
Okay, joke'’s over.
521
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,812
I'’m not going anywhere.
522
00:18:44,847 --> 00:18:46,327
Right.
523
00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:47,566
And I don'’t have a huge canker
524
00:18:47,609 --> 00:18:50,609
sore in my mouth.
525
00:18:50,646 --> 00:18:52,166
Really.
526
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,620
I was just planning a May Day
527
00:18:53,649 --> 00:18:55,029
party for you.
528
00:18:55,064 --> 00:18:56,764
Happy May Day!
529
00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:59,520
[Screeching]
530
00:18:59,552 --> 00:19:01,862
Look, Ruby, if you want to
531
00:19:01,899 --> 00:19:03,799
move on, we don'’t want to hold
532
00:19:03,832 --> 00:19:05,282
you back.
533
00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:06,796
But I'’m not leaving!
534
00:19:06,835 --> 00:19:08,415
Just go!
535
00:19:08,457 --> 00:19:10,907
The pain is killing me!
536
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:13,192
And I have a high threshold!
537
00:19:13,221 --> 00:19:16,161
I don'’t want to go!
538
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,499
You'’re just saying that
539
00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:19,225
because you feel sorry for us.
540
00:19:19,261 --> 00:19:21,161
[Sighing]
541
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,644
Um, okay.
542
00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:24,368
You'’re right.
543
00:19:24,404 --> 00:19:26,484
I was leaving before, but now
544
00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:28,370
I'’ve decided you guys are so
545
00:19:28,408 --> 00:19:30,788
great I could never leave you.
546
00:19:30,824 --> 00:19:32,414
Ever.
547
00:19:32,447 --> 00:19:33,717
But-- but I thought--
548
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,278
Will you take me back?
549
00:19:35,312 --> 00:19:36,692
Yes!
550
00:19:36,727 --> 00:19:37,997
Of course we will!
551
00:19:38,038 --> 00:19:39,728
[All cheering]
552
00:19:39,764 --> 00:19:41,154
Now, are we going to stand
553
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,800
around or are we going to party?
554
00:19:43,837 --> 00:19:46,387
Doom?
555
00:19:46,426 --> 00:19:49,906
[Cranking]
556
00:19:49,947 --> 00:19:51,947
[Rock music playing]
557
00:19:52,950 --> 00:20:03,030
♪
558
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,671
[Laughing]
559
00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:20,981
Hey, Ruby?
560
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:23,082
I'’m smiling for real!
561
00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:24,708
[Laughing]
562
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:27,120
[Thunder crashing]
563
00:20:27,156 --> 00:20:29,156
Ow.
564
00:20:32,783 --> 00:20:34,793
[Playing sombre rock riff]
565
00:20:35,786 --> 00:20:43,786
♪
566
00:20:47,418 --> 00:20:49,968
BOTH: Aah!
567
00:20:50,007 --> 00:20:53,147
It'’s a ghost!
568
00:20:53,182 --> 00:20:54,602
Ruby, you'’re dead!
569
00:20:54,632 --> 00:20:55,912
No I'’m not.
570
00:20:55,944 --> 00:20:59,294
Oh no, she'’s reverted back to
571
00:20:59,327 --> 00:21:02,157
stage one-- denial.
572
00:21:02,191 --> 00:21:03,681
I'’m not dead.
573
00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:05,400
How could I bring you sandwiches
574
00:21:05,436 --> 00:21:07,056
if I was dead?
575
00:21:07,093 --> 00:21:08,443
Uh, the dead girl'’s got a
576
00:21:08,474 --> 00:21:09,824
point there.
577
00:21:09,854 --> 00:21:12,584
Guys, I'’m not dead!
578
00:21:12,616 --> 00:21:13,956
Aah!
579
00:21:13,996 --> 00:21:15,956
Stay back, witchy woman!
580
00:21:15,998 --> 00:21:17,208
Okay, fine.
581
00:21:17,241 --> 00:21:18,761
I'’m dead.
582
00:21:18,794 --> 00:21:22,004
Very, very dead.
583
00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:23,389
[Door closing]
584
00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:24,800
Fifth stage?
585
00:21:24,835 --> 00:21:25,865
Yeah, acceptance.
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Cool.
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♪
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MISERY: Dum-da-da-dum.
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The Magnificent Miss Misery.
590
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"Gee, Ruby.
591
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I sure wish I was more like
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Misery."
593
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"I wish I were too, Iris."
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"I'’ll just never be that
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magnificent."
596
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"Nope.
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That Misery is one great gal."
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RUBY: Hey!
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Has anybody seen my bed sheets?
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I took them!
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Ow.
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♪
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