All language subtitles for Reginald the Vampire s01e03 Hypnos.eng

Previously
on "Reginald the Vampire"...

I feel like
there's something

that you're not telling me.

You made her go.

I just put a different
thought in her head.

Sarah ever gonna remember
that she likes me?

Well, I didn't tell her
not to, man,

but it's an inexact science.

You were gonna feed on me.
How do I know I can trust you?

I'm a vampire,
not an asshole.

Drop your fangs,
bite, and drink.

Make them forget
when it's over.

Exactly.

You killed my brother.

[grunts]
[glass shattering]

If I'm gonna destroy Angela,

then I need to know everything
there is to know

about her world.

Angel's Blood?

What the hell
were you thinking,

young soldier?

I'm gonna rip your head off.

[soft music]

Listen to me!

♪ ♪

My damn feet are on fire.

[hisses]

[tense music]

♪ ♪

[groaning]

I think I have
a superpower.

How did you get in here?

Sire bond.
What you feel, I feel.

I know how it works.
I mean, how did you--

I followed my vampire GPS
into the kitchen.

And that's where I saw him.

10 feet tall,
refrigerator with feet.

The biggest, the baddest--
- Hang on.

You got past Erich?
- He was doing the dishes.

And?

That's what I'm trying
to tell you.

I glamoured him.
- That's impossible.

I told him what to do,

and he's doing
exactly what I said.

Again, impossible.

Two tablespoons butter,
two tablespoons flour,

1 1/4 cups milk heated,
salt and pepper.

You glamoured him
to make breakfast?

I like breakfast.

- You glamoured him.
- Yes.

I feel like we're going
in circles here

about my amazing superpower.

That's impossible.

Mike?
- You're alive.

You're alive.

Technically no one here
is alive.

Not now.

I woke up in a locked room
like somebody drugged me.

Angela did.
She drugged me too.

- Locked room?
- Coffin.

I busted out
and tried to find you.

Well, here I am.

- You're not wearing shoes.
- Long story.

I'm lucky to have feet.

[bike chain rattling]

Come on.
- Okay, sorry.

Almost done.

What is it?

She's here.

♪ ♪

Hate to see you leave
like this.

Turns out we have
other plans.

You could chase me
if you want.

See how we do in the woods.

Yeah, I'd like a shot
at that myself.

Yeah.
Me too.

♪ ♪

[hisses]

♪ ♪

[police siren wailing]

Listen to me.

Listen to me.

Listen to me.

[knocking at door]

♪ ♪

[chuckles]

[light percussive music]

The sauce is
very difficult to make.

♪ ♪

- Mm.
- Do you love it?

Mmm.

♪ ♪

It's good.
So good.

[sighs]

♪ ♪

- Do I even like yogurt?
- I wouldn't.

Non-fat yogurt
is a masculist plot

pedaled to undermine women.

Insulin growth
from the extra sugar

causes spikes
in testosterone,

which increases sexual desire.

So yogurt companies
are trying

to make women horny?

It's about control.

It can also cause
unwanted body hair.

I feel like a puzzle
with pieces missing.

Yesterday I washed a dish,

couldn't remember what I ate
the night before.

I delivered a rent check
to my landlady.

She said I already
dropped one off.

Oh, and then there's this.

My bookmark is on page 75.

But I don't remember
reading it.

I have it on good authority
that the CIA

is still performing
MK-Ultra tests.

Those drugs do all sorts
of damage to people.

Or this could be the result
of a sonic attack,

like at the embassy in Cuba.

Now that really messed
with people's minds.

I work at the Slushy Shack
and read Gothic fiction.

I'm too average to be the study
of a CIA experiment.

True.

Do you know of anyone who's
exhibiting similar symptoms?

Relatives, friends?

What's up, slush buddies?

Coworkers?

♪ ♪

New scarf, Todd?

♪ ♪

Guess I'm trying
something new.

See you out there.

So Todd's
a pod person now.

And you're experiencing
suspicious gaps in your memory

due to some unknown intervention.

Would you be willing
to give me a urine sample?

[upbeat hip-hop music]

♪ Check it,
uh, uh, uh ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm the OG ♪

♪ Everybody here know me ♪

♪ I make it rain
at the party ♪

♪ OG, everybody here know me ♪

♪ Everybody here know
I'm the OG ♪

[record scratches]

How you doing, Reggie?

Uh, great.
Never better.

Fantastic, actually.

Dead wrong.
Emphasis on dead.

How can anything be wrong?

I saved you
from a fiery death

at the hands of your enemy.

For which
I'm eternally grateful.

But that's not why I'm here.

I want to talk about
what happened before.

Oh, like when I glamoured
the big, bad vampire?

Yes.

No, how did you do that?
I need to know.

I don't know.

You were screaming.

Erich had me by the neck.

And I reached out
and grabbed his arm.

That was it.
Glamour time.

No, no vampire
in the history of vampires--

and it's a very long history--

has ever been able
to glamour another vampire.

I promise to use my powers
with responsibility.

No, the only way
you're gonna use your power

is if you keep it quiet.

Counterpoint,
I was thinking

I could use it
to further my reputation

within the larger
vampire community.

Maybe get me more respect.

You know,
if Angela gets word of this,

she will murder
everyone you've ever loved

or known about
or even passed on the street.

And then she will
get to work on you.

And, look, that's just Angela.
All right?

If word gets back to
Logan the Great and Mournful--

- Who now?
- Never mind.

No more glamouring
other vampires.

And not a word
about this to anyone.

Do you understand?

[sighs]
Okay.

No, I need to hear you
say it out loud.

I promise not
to glamour another vampire

or tell anyone.

So I bolt to the kitchen.

Time was running out
for Maurice.

His feet are literally
in the fire.

I'm his only hope.
- This is so cool.

And who do I see
standing there?

Erich, old-school vampire,

fashionable kilt-wearer,

but that's not the point
of the story.

What happened next?

[upbeat music playing]

[whispers]
I glamoured him, boom.

- No, you didn't.
- I did!

I told him
to make me breakfast,

and he made me
a Croque-Madame.

- No way.
- Mm-hmm.

Door-to-door service
and everything.

This is incredible.

So where is Erich now?
- My apartment.

I have him color-coding
my closet as we speak.

Bodyguard and butler?

I could use
a vampire like that.

♪ ♪

Thank you for choosing
the Slushy Shack.

Come back soon.

Great kid.

♪ ♪

[soft music]

♪ ♪

How did Reginald
get you out of that coffin?

♪ ♪

Not a------- clue, man.

But I mean, it's Reginald.
[chuckles]

Somehow he got
through that house,

got to me.

That little dude saved my life.

[laughs softly]
Unbelievable.

[tense music]

[doorbell chimes]

♪ ♪

I come in peace.

Great.
Can I get you anything?

Coffee?
Angel's Blood?

There must be a box of wooden
stakes around here somewhere.

Hm, you're very funny.

You better be here
to apologize.

I don't apologize.
You know that.

You want me dead.
I get that.

But I also want you dead,

which I'm sure
you can understand.

But perhaps
we can set that aside

given our history.

How so?

I have an idea
which I believe

will benefit us both equally.

♪ ♪

When we first met,

Sarah didn't judge me
by the way I looked.

She wanted to know
the kind of music I like.

Nu-soul and '90s hip-hop,
by the way.

[quirky music]

She asked me
what my favorite movie was,

which "Mad Max
Beyond Thunderdome", obviously.

[chuckles]

She wanted to know me.

No one ever did that.

Not really, anyway.

♪ ♪

Everyone deserves
a second chance.

Sarah and I deserve one too.

You are very wise
in matters of the heart.

[knocking at door]

[tense music]

♪ ♪

[gasps]
Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

Listen to me.

[eerie music]

Whatever it is,
I didn't do it.

I've been here
the whole time

doing what
I'm supposed to be doing.

Although if you have any--

There's no reason
to be afraid.

Agree to disagree.

Reggie,
Angela and I made a deal.

In order for you
to be accepted

into the Midwest Chapter

of the Vampire Council
of America,

you, Reginald Andres,
will take part

in the Vampiric Ability
and Potential Assessment,

henceforth known
as The Assessment.

Do I need a lawyer?

Reginald, I need to scan
and send these off

to Buenos Aires
by end of business.

Uh, but, um--

assessment for what?

Suitability, of course.

We can't just let anyone
join our ranks.

That lists
assessment guidelines

as well as your agreement
to take part in same.

It's okay, Reggie.
She'll just need a signature.

Oh, well,
I guess I can do that.

In blood.

Wait, what?

- It'll just sting a little.
- Uh...

Uh, okay.

[chokes]

♪ ♪

[coughs]

Great.

♪ ♪

Sign here.

Here, here,

here, and here.

♪ ♪

Hey, I have a question.

Since you sired Maurice,

and Maurice sired me,

does that make you
my grandmother?

[chuckles drily]

Makes us family.

Done.
That's your copy.

Good luck,
and I wish you great success.

Oh, oh--uh, Maurice?

What happens
if I fail The Assessment?

You die.

But we'll talk
about all that tomorrow.

Wait, what?
[door slams]

[soft dramatic music]

Can I draw you a bath?

♪ ♪

Listen to me.

[eerie music]

You are no longer
my loyal manservant,

personal chef,
and best friend.

♪ ♪

Go.

Go far, far away from here

and find a life better than
the one that you're living.

♪ ♪

I was waiting
for the right moment.

♪ ♪

[door opens]

[rain pattering]

[soft music]

♪ ♪

So what happens if you pass
this Assessment deal?

I become a bona fide member
of the vampire community.

- That'd be good, right?
- Sure.

You could make
new vampire friends.

I bet they have
really cool social events

like meet and greets.

Talk to her.

She liked you,
and she can like you again.

But nothing's gonna change
if you don't talk.

You're right.

You're right.
You're absolutely right.

Deep breaths.
Positive thoughts.

I can talk.
I'm good at talking, right?

- Sure.
- It's the iron in my golf bag.

Arrow in my quiver.

Except sometimes,
when I get nervous,

I can't stop talking.

Okay, you can do this,
big guy.

Right.

Thank you.
Thank you, Claire.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, hey, Reginald.
- Oh, hey, hey.

- Funny seeing you here.
- Oh, yeah.

This is my, uh,
usual running route now.

- Oh.
- I'm super big into running.

So that's what I'm doing.

Running, now.
[clears throat]

Probably would have been drier
at the library, right?

Oh, yeah, sure.

But can you think
of a better place

to read "Wuthering Heights"?

Yeah.
[laughs]

Um, but, may I?
- Uh, yeah, sure.

"If you ever look at me once
with what I know is in you,

I'd be your slave."

Is that in the book?

Yeah.
[chuckles]

Um, what's your favorite part?

I love
when Heathcliff returns,

and he's not sad
and poor anymore,

but he's, like, happy,
and rich, and successful...

- Oh, whoa, stop.
- And ready for love.

No, I just started
reading it--again.

Or maybe for the first time?
I'm not entirely sure.

[soft music]

Uh, well, anyway.

I guess I'm gonna return

to my intense exercise regimen.

But maybe we could discuss
"Wuthering Heights"

when you're done?

I'd like that, yeah.
And don't overdo it.

- Right.
- See you at work.

"What's the Story,
Morning Glory?"

♪ ♪

Let's go.
Come on.

Stick and move, Reggie.
Stick or move, man.

Use your hips.

Let's go.
Come on.

Reggie, let's go.

Look, the only way you're
gonna pass The Assessment

is if you train for it, right?

Okay, is this supposed
to make me stronger?

Look, man,
we went over that.

Your muscle-building days
are over.

This is just
for warm-up purposes.

So basically Exhibit A
in the court of my confusion.

Also, I'm having
a hard time understanding

why you signed me up
for a test

that will almost certainly
end in my death.

That feels like a bad plan.

I came here to kill Angela.
All right?

Angela decided
to kill me first.

Guess who got caught
in between.

That is not
addressing my concerns.

The only way
to buy us some time

was to commit to this,

to keep Angela
out of our business.

All right,
and don't just assume

you can't succeed.

We're gonna hone
your greatest gift.

Right.

[laughing]
Right, right, right.

That I can glamour
other vampires,

and that makes me amazing!

No, that is not
a gift, Reggie.

That's a secret.
Okay?

And if you don't keep it
a secret,

you won't even make it
to The Assessment

because you'll end up dead.

Look, I'm talking
about your big brain, man.

One way or another,
we're gonna get through this.

Preferably one where
I don't die, right?

Yeah.
That's more or less the plan.

[chuckles]

Let's get you some water. Hydrate.

[ominous music]

Maurice!

In this signed contract,
on page 15,

it says I'm not the only one
who dies if I fail.

My sire dies too.

In case you forgot,
that's you.

I didn't forget.

Yeah.
You didn't mention it either.

You got too much
on your plate as it is, man.

Look, we're in this together.

And...

I believe in you.

While I appreciate

the possibly misplaced faith
you have in me,

maybe the best plan

is to get as far away
from here as possible.

I mean,
I've never been to Italy.

That'd be cool.
I just--

You're already
on the council's radar.

Okay, once that happens,

there's no place far enough
you can hide,

including Italy.

So passing The Assessment's
our only hope.

Something like that.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- We should tell her.
- No.

- You.
- Why?

Oh, what is it?

You could have ended Reginald
at any time.

I would have been
more than happy to help.

No.

The Assessment's
the way to go.

Kill him in the context
of a pre-ordained ritual.

Of course.
You know best.

But what if he succeeds?

Training for The Assessment
takes years.

You know that.

[chuckles]
There's no way he'll survive.

And when Reginald dies,
Maurice dies with him.

Exactly.
Win-win.

Which means that
for the foreseeable future,

I want you to keep an eye
on Reginald,

every move he makes.

But look and do not touch.

I need him in one piece
for the big day.

Well, that's no fun.

Maybe just a small amount
of touching?

What was it
that Moira said?

"I fear no living man
or woman."

Mm-hmm.

Keep an eye on Reginald.

Starting now.

Go, depart!
Leave me.

[sighs]

[soft music]

♪ ♪

Oh, dude!

Burnt marshmallow?
[chuckles]

This is my favorite.

Mmm.
I get a treat, you get a treat.

Fair is fair.
- I'm just happy to be here.

[chuckles]
Right, of course you are.

Me too.
- [chuckles]

♪ ♪

Want some?

Oh, you know me too well.

♪ ♪

both: Mmm.

I can't believe
you used to be my bully,

and now you're
my takeout menu.

[chuckles]
- I was your bully?

Mm-hmm.
Every day.

- Why would I do that?
- Doesn't matter.

Everything is different now.

[chuckles]

♪ ♪

Oh, wow.

Todd with an ice cream chaser.

♪ ♪

Yes.
[sniffs]

Mmm.

♪ ♪

Oh!

[moans]

[upbeat music playing]

This is
seriously messed up.

What is?

The Melon Heads,
the Loveland Frog,

the Ohio Grassman--
Akron's had them all.

It's like
Dante's tenth circle.

Down the rabbit hole they go.

[sighs]
Call me Alice.

Look.

This is a map
of known ley lines.

Akron is a hotbed
for the unnatural.

Maybe this X-File
is the key

to your messed up head.

Okay, supernatural frogs
are not responsible

for my missing memories.

But high energy zones
equal crazy,

which means we have
to track where you were

on the night you got foggy.

Give me your phone.

♪ ♪

Hmm.
Ride share, perfect.

Do you recognize
this address?

I don't even remember
ordering this ride.

You tipped,
therefore you arrived.

Which means all we have
to do is look for--

♪ ♪

Does Todd seem weird to you?

No more than usual.

I think.

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

Todd.

[sly music]

♪ ♪

Todd.
Sleator, Todd.

Todd.
Todd Sleator.

♪ ♪

Oh, mercy, mercy me.

♪ ♪

Have you noticed
anything unusual

about Reginald lately?

Not really.

Uh, he ran into me
at the park today.

He was out jogging
in a hoodie.

I guess that's unusual--
the jogging, I mean.

- And?
- Nothing.

We talked about
the book I was reading,

and then he left.

That's it?

There was one weird thing.

Go on.

Reginald had just left
when out of nowhere,

this song title
popped into my head.

I don't think I've ever heard
the song before.

Reginald.
He's behind this.

No, Reginald would never do
anything to hurt me.

I don't know why I know that,
but I do.

With all my heart.

Then why were you
at Reginald's address

the night you lost your mind?

[unsettling music]

♪ ♪

[knocking at door]

♪ ♪

Sarah.
What are you doing here?

I mean, it's great to see you.
Come in.

Have I been here before?

I feel like maybe I...

The thing is,

I haven't really
been myself lately.

And Ashley's pretty sure
I was here.

You? Here?

With me?

But I don't remember.

I mean, how could I forget
something like that?

Because it's impossible,
that's why.

I mean, I would remember
if you were here.

And since you weren't,
that's actually something

that's never happened, so--

I mean, believe me.
I would not lie to you.

I believe you.

I just feel like
there's something

missing inside my head,

and I don't know
what it is.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

"What's the Story,
Morning Glory?"

Oasis, nice.

"Work Bitch."
Britney.

"I'm So Bored
with the USA."

The Clash.

"We Gotta Get Out
of This Place."

In my "Little Red Corvette"!

You remembered.

It's that game
we play at work.

Yes!
[laughs]

[gasps]
But it's more.

I think that--I th...

♪ ♪

Wow, um...

[soft music]

Um...

♪ ♪

Are you busy tomorrow night?

Tomorrow?

No, I'm not busy.

I think it would be fun
if we went out.

Maybe to dinner and a movie.

I'd like that.

- Great.
- [chuckles lightly]

Tomorrow.

You and me.

[chuckles]
Yeah.

[chuckles]

[soft folk music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

- I like this place.
- Mm.

Wait till you try
the pancit and lumpia.

Almost as good as my mom makes.

♪ ♪

I like you.

I like you too.

But I forgot that I did,
among other things.

Then I remembered.
How is that even possible?

I guess we'll never know.

I will say,

I think lumpia might be
the best place to start.

But I think I do know.

And you might be
the only person

who understands.

♪ ♪

It's PTSD.

[softly]
Oh, that's a relief.

Hm?

Oh, my goodness.

How did that even happen?

My family are very religious.

I was raised
to worship archangels.

I think I've heard of that.
That's like a cult, right?

Not exactly,

but my whole life,

every decision
was made for me,

and my brother too--
every moment controlled.

Well,
how did you get out of that?

♪ ♪

One year ago last week,

I stuffed everything
I could into a backpack

and ran away.

It's like I ran away
from the angels,

and then they, like,
followed me here.

- But not actually, right?
- No.

Oh.
[chuckles]

But sometimes,
it feels like they did.

♪ ♪

Well, I think you're the
bravest person I've ever met.

♪ ♪

Tell me about you.

Sure.
[clears throat]

I...

♪ ♪

Urgently have to urinate.

Oh, okay.

♪ ♪

What are you two vapids
doing here?

Would you mind introducing us
to your young friend?

Yes.
She looks delicious.

And we're starving.
- You stay away from her.

Is that a threat?

How in the world
could you possibly stop us?

Dinner first,
your little friend for dessert.

Listen to me.

[eerie music]

♪ ♪

Hello, Ash.
Better get out there.

It's a packed house.

You're very peppy today, Todd.

I love the scarf.

Hmm.
Well, it's an ascot.

- May I?
- No, no.

I must never take it off.

[ominous music]

Holy Faith Lehane.

What happened there?
- What do you mean?

You have two holes
in your neck.

I do?

How are you not aware
of the neck-hole situation?

I don't know.

They're here.

They're right here in Akron.

True, it wasn't my first guess,
but they're actually here,

and this is the proof I needed.

Hello, Ash.
Better get out there.

It's a packed house.

♪ ♪

Vampires.

♪ ♪

I'm gonna take
an order of these to go,

'cause how have I not been
eating them my whole life?

Mmm.
[chuckles]

Mmm.
It's so good.

Mm-hmm.

I told you my story.
Tell me yours.

- Okay.
- First date rule.

I want to hear
all about your family.

Well, we first moved out here
when I was a kid.

Mom, Dad, me.
Only kid, right?

- Mm-hmm.
- Then they moved to Hawaii.

So now it's just me.

Hmm.
You miss them.

Yeah, every day.

I've been meaning to go out
to visit them, but now...

Now?

Everything's changed.
[sighs]

What's changed?

Life things.

That's not very specific.

[chuckles]
It's, uh--

you know, round trip airfare's
prohibitively expensive...

That's true.

And the weather
in Hawaii is, you know,

Windy, and cloudy,

and rainy, and then sunny.

You know?
It's, like, make up your mind.

Hawaii, come on.
[chuckles]

Well, I hope that you get
to see them soon.

Someday.
[chuckles]

[clears throat]

[folk music playing]

♪ ♪

[eerie music]

♪ ♪

Whoa.

Cleanup on aisle
table over there.

Hmm?

Oh.

Wow.
[both laugh]

Okay.

Oh, okay.

Wow.

Bold.
- [snaps]

[eerie music]

Really escalating.

Oh.
[glass shatters]

Oh, my--
[guests gasp]

[laughs]
Oh, my--

I've never seen food
enjoyed so much before.

No.
Like, sure?

I guess?

That's--oh.

- [vomits]
- Oh.

[guests exclaiming]
- Ha!

[laughs]

[retching]
- Stop.

[eerie music]

Do you want to try
and get some dessert still?

I don't think I can ever
look at food again.

[snaps]
Check please.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

Yes, well, naturally
we couldn't be happier

than to be hosting

the first Assessment
of the year.

All that's left now
is to send out the invitations.

I'm sorry,
Vice Chair Renuka,

could you please repeat that?

No, no, I'm just--just stunned.

But thrilled to hear that

Logan the Desanguinator
will be attending.

I'll begin the preparations.

Talk soon.
[line beeps]

.

Angela,
I need to talk to you.

[sighs]
Go away.

I'm done spying on Maurice.

I want out.

[laughing]

No.
- I'm serious.

So am I.

Don't you dare forget
what I did for you

or why you made the deal
that you did.

The information
I'm about to give you

is worth anything I ask for,

including my own freedom.

I'll be the judge of that.

It's about Maurice's progeny,
the fat vampire.

[softly]
Oh, God, not again.

When will I be rid
of that meddlesome abomination?

Reginald Andres
has a unique gift.

There's nothing unique
about him.

Yes, there is.

Reginald can glamour
other vampires.

That's impossible,
and you know it.

Earlier tonight,
you two had a very special

and carefully
orchestrated dinner

that left you covered
in each other's vomit.

That's disgusting.

We did no such thing.

True, they charged us extra
for cleanup.

And whose mess
required cleaning?

I don't recall.

---- off,
the both of you.

So he glamoured
LeBron and Penelope.

Made them do things
they did not want to do.

Which is how
he helped Maurice escape.

He glamoured Erich.

And what's to stop him
from glamouring you?

He'll never get the chance.

But think of all
the damage he can do

between now
and The Assessment.

He'll never make it that far.

Reginald will die
long before The Assessment.

I'll make sure of it.

[tense music]

Which means Maurice will live.
[sighs]

As I had hoped.

And where does that leave us?

♪ ♪

You've earned your freedom.

♪ ♪

I can feel you two lurking.

I need a burner phone
that can't be traced.

Oh, are you unhappy
with your current service?

No, you moron.

I need to contact Nikki.

♪ ♪

Are you quite sure
this is necessary?

Nikki brings
death and destruction

wherever she travels.

Do as you are told.

♪ ♪

[gentle music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat music playing]

♪ ♪

I'm sorry about last night.

I wanted it to be perfect,
and it turned into a mess.

And that was my fault.

I'll understand
if you don't ever

want to go out with me again.

This may come
as a surprise to you,

but there are two people
in this relationship.

Just because you thought
last night wasn't perfect,

doesn't mean
I didn't think it was.

The food was great.

And then--okay, it got gross,
but it wasn't boring.

And the gross part
certainly wasn't your fault.

Did you say relationship?

♪ ♪

Um...

[soft music]

♪ ♪

Hello, young lovers.

Burn in hell, Nosferatu.

- Oh...
- Ashley!

Whoa.
- Oh.

What the hell, Ashley?

Something very strange
is going down

at the Slushy Shack.

You mean my friend
shooting me with water

for no apparent reason?

That fits.
- It's not just water.

It's holy water.

[softly] Oh, my God,
this is holy water?

Three weeks ago, they found
this dude in his Porsche

in a bar parking lot,
deader than dead.

Barely a drop of blood
left in him,

two holes in his neck.

Just like Todd.

Down the rabbit hole
they go again.

Like, Todd?
Holes, where?

That can't be it.
That's not right.

Why do you think
he's wearing that scarf?

Maybe to, you know,
expand his fashion palette?

That is not fashion.

Somebody's feeding on Todd.
Do you know what that means?

Vampires.
- [scoffs]

[laughs]

Vampires are just a story.

That's what I thought.

But then we got
that dead dude in his car.

And then Sarah's
missing memories.

I'm starting
to get them back.

Great news,
but that doesn't mean

somebody didn't take them.

Vampires can do that.

Why would someone want
to take my memories?

Depends on what they took.

Little things
like rent checks,

the book I was reading,
and Reginald.

Why would someone
want me to forget

how I feel about him?

That's part of what I forgot.

Totally glad to hear.

Fair question,
and I don't have an answer yet,

but by process of elimination,

Todd's neck holes,
missing spaces in Sarah's head,

I figured...

[laughing]
Me?

I'm the vampire?
Ashley, come on.

I did till you passed
the holy water test.

That is an airtight
detection method.

That's Vatican approved.

[mimics radio static]
Hey, Earth to Ashley.

Everyone's gonna
pass that test

because vampires are not real.

Hey, the only thing
you're gonna accomplish

is getting people wet.

Something evil
has this way come

to Rubber City.

I'm going to find out
what it is.

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

Are you sleepy?

A little.
Are you?

I mean, we have been
doing this for three hours.

[chuckles]

I've never talked
that long before.

Me neither.

Maybe just one more hour?

At least one more.
[chuckles]

[soft music]

[gasps] Whoa!
Holy--

Are you okay?

Uh, I saw a raccoon.

- In your apartment?
- Oh, I mean yesterday.

It still haunts me.

Can I call you
tomorrow morning?

You better.

Okay.

Sarah likes me again.

We went on a date.

'Cause you glamoured her,
didn't you?

I would never do that to her.

I felt a surge last night,

the kind
that accompanies a glamour--

a big one.

I would never glamour Sarah,

even if it was to undo
what you did to her.

But LeBron and Penelope
did threaten her,

so I glamoured them.

And I had a little fun
at the restaurant.

And that's all.
- That's all?

Reggie, I told you
not to do this,

and that means not doing it

without fully understanding
the consequences.

And definitely
not outside in public.

I screwed up once, okay?
I'm sorry.

Reggie, I warned you.

You fail to keep this secret,
and you die.

Then I die.

Oh, and Sarah?

She dies too.

Yeah.

Yeah, she's the problem,
isn't she?

She makes you lose control,
and she makes you reckless.

Sarah's the best thing
that's ever happened to me.

Well, that's over with now.
You understand me?

You can't make me
not see her.

Reggie, I can do
whatever needs to be done.

[scoffs]
Really?

Because I think
between the two of us,

I think I'm the only one
who can actually do that.

[groans]

[tense music]

[groans]
- Trust me, Reggie.

If there's one thing I know,
it's this.

No matter how much
you love a human,

eventually, you will hurt them.

♪ ♪

And you'll never
forgive yourself.

Never.

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

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