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(FUNKY, UPBEAT MUSIC)
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(TYRES SCREECH, ALEXA GRUNTS)
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- Hello! Merry Christmas.
Ho ho ho. Here you go.
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- Christmas was three weeks ago.
- Oh, on behalf of the Postal
Service, I apologise.
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We were late (!)
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SOFTLY: Sorry.
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Oh. Hey, oh, no, they're
just real estate letters,
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so it's not real.
It's just not from a real human.
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- That's because real humans know how
much I despise environmental waste,
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like, oh, Christmas cards,
tinsel, wrapping paper.
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- OK, Mr Grinch. (CHUCKLES)
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Hey, how was your Christmas?
Were you just sitting there
eating your, like, frozen meal?
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Was it a lonely one, was it,...
dear?
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- I had a lovely Christmas with
all my friends three weeks ago.
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- Oh.
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You're supposed to
put these in the mailbox.
- You're it.
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(FUNKY MUSIC)
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(MUSIC FADES)
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Hello. You look
all relaxed and summery.
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- Two weeks without phone reception
will do that. You get away?
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- No. Stayed in town while
the rest of Auckland headed out to
their holiday homes. And I loved it.
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- Yeah, I was in the Coromandel
with the rest of Auckland.
- Ha.
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- Still relaxing, though ―
until I got back to work.
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Paddy Jones did not have
a good Christmas.
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Resident of Woodhouse St.
Famous Christmas light destination.
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- Yeah, I know the one.
- Yeah.
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Each year, the residents put on
quite a show, but Paddy's house
always stands out.
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On Christmas Eve, Paddy went up on
to the roof to fix a faulty Rudolph.
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He slipped, and he fell.
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- Or was he pushed?
- Actually, everything
points to it being an accident.
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- (SCOFFS)
- Paddy was getting on a bit.
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The roof was cluttered
with cords and transformers.
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Plus, there was a bunch
of eyewitnesses.
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They saw him fall, and
he was definitely alone up there.
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- So what are you doing here?
You just came to show me your tan?
- (CHUCKLES WEAKLY)
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No, I need you to prove without
doubt that it wasn't a murder.
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Paddy's wife, Josie, is convinced
that the neighbours are responsible.
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Luke, he works in marketing,
and Heather is a home executive.
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They've got two kids. Normal people,
as far as we can tell.
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- But Josie thinks that they
pushed her husband off the roof.
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- There's been a little bit of
rivalry the past couple of years.
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- Rivalry?
- Yeah. The Christmas lights.
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Paddy and Josie won best display
for a few years running
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until the competition aspect was
cancelled by residents' vote.
- Mm-hm.
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- It spilled over into
the rest of the year ― council
complaints, that sort of thing.
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- So you want me to break up warring
neighbours? Harry, I'm on holiday.
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- Josie needs some closure.
Look, she lost her man at Christmas.
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She's grieving.
She's looking for someone to blame.
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We've checked every possibility,
but I'm worried she might do
something silly.
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- So I just go there,
prove it was an accident,
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and I can go back to
my summer reading.
- Exactly.
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Eat, Pray, Love?
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I was joking.
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See ya.
- Bye.
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Captions by Sam Baker.
Edited by Alex Walker.
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Captions were made with
the support of NZ On Air.
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www.able.co.nz
Copyright Able 2022
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- What happened? Someone was
lacking in Christmas spirit?
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- Nah, somebody fell off a roof,
and we just have to prove
that it wasn't an accident.
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- OK, well, this makes for a change.
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Wow. These people are dedicated.
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- Yup, they sure are.
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That's Paddy, who fell,
and his wife, Josie.
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And living to the right of them
are the McGrahams ―
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Heather and Luke and...
two little Lukes.
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- Uh, these people
named their house?
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- Eh?
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READS: McGraham Mews.
Established 2018.
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- Who names their house?
And what even is a mews?
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- Oh, I know.
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It's a line of dwellings,
usually converted from a stables.
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- Someone should tell them that.
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- (CHUCKLES) Winner.
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Hey. Contact the City Council
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and find out what these neighbours
were really warring about.
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- OK, the big stuff, huh (?)
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- Can you pick up those grapes?
- RESIGNEDLY: Of course.
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(FUNKY MUSIC)
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(LOW-KEY JAZZ MUSIC)
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- (KNOCKS ON DOOR)
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(SLEIGH BELLS JANGLE)
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- Paddy and I moved here
40 years ago.
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Back then, there was no fences
between the properties.
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Neighbours were friends.
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- So the disagreements didn't start
with the Christmas lights?
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- (SCOFFS) Do not get me
started on the lights.
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Look at this.
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'A gift,' they said.
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'So we could fit in with
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'the street's aesthetic,' they said.
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'Cream or white,
a symphony in beige.'
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Trying to make us get rid of
everything we've collected
over the years ― our decorations!
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Did you see my big fat Santa
out the front there?
- Oh, I did, Josie.
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Kind of hard to miss.
- Mm.
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- Isn't it bad luck to leave
your Christmas decorations
out past a certain date?
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- My husband is dead.
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How can my luck possibly
get any worse?
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- Josie, several eyewitnesses saw him
fall. There was no one else up there.
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No one could have pushed him.
- Paddy had been on that roof
a hundred times.
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He was a capable man! Not the sort
to just... topple off a roof.
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- He looks like a wonderful guy.
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- He wouldn't hurt a fly.
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But do you know what Luke said
to him the night before he died?
- What?
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- He said,
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'I hope you fall off
that bloody roof.'
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Now, are you gonna tell me
that's a coincidence?
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(INTRIGUING MUSIC)
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(KNOCKING)
- Hello.
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- Hello. What's your name?
- Oscar.
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- Hi, Oscar. I'm Alexa.
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- Oscar! What have I told you
about talking to her?
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Josie...
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- Alexa, actually. You?
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- Luke. Yeah.
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Um, jump inside, Oskie.
- Actually, Luke, uh...
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Mind if I just pop over
for a quick chat?
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- Sorry about the chaos.
We're unpacking. We just
got in from the Coromandel.
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- Yeah, it's embarrassing. (CHUCKLES)
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So, I know that the police have
talked to all the neighbours,
so this won't take a sec.
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- Well, we're... we're truly sorry
what happened to Paddy, of course,
you know, but... (INHALES)
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he was a grumpy old guy.
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- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Not that
we wanna speak ill of the dead.
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- He was grumpy to everyone,
or did you two get special treatment?
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- Any time we did anything,
he'd complain.
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We painted the house in
grey warbler; he complained.
- (CHUCKLES)
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- We planted star jasmine;
he complained.
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And it wasn't just Paddy; it was
Josie as well. She was just as bad.
- Mm.
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Look, I mean, they weren't happy
unless there was something
to moan about.
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Paddy gave himself
a heart attack last year.
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- How does someone
give themselves a heart attack?
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- Getting wound up over
Hamish and Monique's dogs.
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- Oh, Hamish and Monique are the
neighbours on the other side?
- Yeah, lovely people. Lovely.
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But Paddy gave them hell. I mean,
this one time, mid-tantrum,
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he was going off at them, clutches
his chest, and over he goes.
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- And even though he'd been
yelling abuse, Monique still
gave him CPR. Saved his life.
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- Then the ambulance carted him off.
A week later, he was back at it
again.
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- And the experience
didn't make him any nicer.
- It did not. (CHUCKLES)
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- Not that you want to
speak ill of the dead.
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- Look, I wouldn't wish
what happened on anybody,
but he's a very unpleasant man.
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- What about you, Luke?
Would you wish ill on the dead?
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'I hope you fall off
that bloody roof.'
- (GROANS)
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Yeah, I, um...
Look, I shouldn't have said that.
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- You know that Josie thinks that one
of you two pushed him off the roof.
- Of course we know.
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Despite there being people there
that saw him up there. Alone.
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She's mad.
- Look, if― if we'd killed the guy,
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do you think we'd be standing here
openly bagging him?
- I dunno.
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I don't know you.
- Well, we wouldn't lie.
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We're straight-up people. Trust me,
what you see is what you get.
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Eh, babe?
- (SIGHS)
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- Thanks so much for that.
- No worries.
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- Gosh, that's bright.
- Yeah.
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I wanted the warm yellow, but
Heather wanted a cool white ― goes
with the grey warbler, apparently.
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- Sure.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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- Oh, Hamish! Monique.
- Oh, hi!
- Oh, gidday, Luke. How are you?
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- These guys live on the
other side of Josie and Paddy.
- How do you do?
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- This is Alexa.
She's from the police.
- Well, a friend of the police.
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- Oh, hi.
- Hi there.
- (CHUCKLES)
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You know how Josie's going on about
someone pushing Paddy off the roof?
- Yeah, poor thing.
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- Right. What, and you're here
because of that? Do you think
there's something in it?
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- Well, I'm reserving judgement.
- Right.
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- Well, we can all save her
the time, though, right?
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She's mad as a cut snake.
- Oh, come on, mate.
- Well, she has gone a bit... crazy.
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She doesn't want anyone's help.
I started a meal train for her,
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you know, where people volunteer to
provide dinner, and the neighbours
really rallied.
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- Yeah, but then Heather
saw her pouring a beautiful vegan
green curry into a wheelie bin...
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- (SCOFFS)
- ...like it was...
like it was poison or something.
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- Yeah, not good. Mm.
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- Hey, I noticed that you guys
have got security cameras
in front and back.
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Do you think they captured any images
from the night that Paddy died?
- Oh, yeah, maybe.
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- We hardly bother checking them,
cos the dogs set them off
quite a bit. (CHUCKLES)
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- But the data's sent to my cloud,
so, I mean, you can have a look
at it if you want.
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- I'd love that. Now?
- Yeah. Yeah, come on through.
- Yeah, sure. Cool.
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- Great.
- Cool.
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- Nice to meet you, Luke.
- Yeah. Like― Oh, actually, um...
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Here, take that.
If you need anything.
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- Thanks.
- OK.
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- We definitely had
our moments with Paddy.
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- Nothing like
Luke and Heather, though.
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- Well, let's just say
he wasn't much of a dog lover.
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- Don't tell me he gave you
a hard time about them.
- Oh, every single day.
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- The little rascal used to get
into his yard, and he used to,
you know, dig underneath.
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- Only a couple times, though, babe.
- Oh, but Paddy used to get
so wound up.
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- Yeah, I heard he had a heart
attack, like, right in front of you.
- Mm-hm.
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- Yeah. Lucky Monnie was there.
- Oh, well, it was instinct, really.
My training kickedin.
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Now, Alexa, I am making cocktails.
Would you like a little dirty
martini?
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- I'm good.
- OK.
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- Ah. Here we are. December 24th.
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It buzzed about a half dozen times,
so you might be able to find
something on there.
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- Can you airdrop that to me?
- Uh, yes. Well, this computer's
a bit ancient for that.
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- I think you mean you're
the ancient one, babe, who doesn't
know how to work it. (LAUGHS)
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- Do you want me to email it to you?
- That would be awesome.
- Great.
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- Really appreciate your help.
- Oh, anything to keep the peace.
(EMAIL WHOOSHES)
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Look, uh, the old boy fell off
the roof. That's it. You know?
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If you can convince Josie of that,
there'd be a lot of grateful people
out there.
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(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
- So, I found a couple of things
in the council records.
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- Madison. Someone put
an ugly collar on my cat.
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- (MIAOWS)
- An application
from Luke and Heather
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to build a new carport
two years ago.
- I didn't see no carport.
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Madison, the collar.
- Yeah, that'll be because the
building consent was turned down.
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Complaints from neighbours.
- Our friends Paddy and Josie.
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- (MIAOWS)
- Collar!
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Any ideas?
- It was on sale,
and I couldn't resist.
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- It's Christmas-themed.
- It's red and green.
- With snowflakes!
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- It's cute, though, right?
- No, not cute.
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You may notice that the Christmas
tree which you installed in December
was taken down January1st,
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cos I don't like it when seasons
linger, and I don't like it
when they start too early.
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Why can we not just live?
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Why does everything
have to be an occasion?
(CELL PHONE PINGS)
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Ooh, hey. Turn on the TV.
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This is the security camera footage
from the other neighbours,
Hamish and Monique.
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00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,600
- Yeah, between August and November,
212
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:46,400
Paddy called the noise control
on them seven times ― dogs barking.
213
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,880
(DOGS YAP ON TV)
- Mm-hm. Dogs.
214
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,920
Dogs. Dogs.
215
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,720
(RATTLING ON TV, MUFFLED YELL)
216
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,960
(GASPS) That's the sound of
Paddy hitting the ground.
217
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:58,840
(RATTLING)
218
00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:02,440
10.15 exactly,
just like the police report said.
219
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,640
- Poor guy.
- Let's go to the front view.
220
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:10,240
Here is just before the fall.
Did you see that?
221
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:15,440
- See what?
- To the side, at the house
where Luke and Heather live,
222
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,440
the light changes.
223
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:22,440
Top middle. There it is again,
just over two hours later.
224
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,960
Someone leaving the house
and tripping the sensor line.
225
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,960
- Luke or Heather?
226
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,240
- Picking him.
227
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:35,080
But where would he be going
at that time of night?
228
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,720
(MUSIC BUILDS)
229
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,480
(GROOVY MUSIC)
230
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,120
- We were just having a coffee.
Did you want one?
231
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,120
- Um, no, thank you. I just...
232
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,120
Oh, Monique. Hello.
233
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,920
- Hello.
234
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:57,280
- Uh, this won't take long. I just
wanna ask a couple of questions.
235
00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:01,880
- Should we catch up later?
- Well, I can stay if you want.
236
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,240
- Oh, OK. Well,
237
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,240
let's see. Um...
238
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:13,920
So, 24th of December, where was Luke?
239
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,360
- Here, with me,...
240
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:21,040
watching a silly Christmas movie,
after which we went to bed.
241
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,880
We were both fast asleep
when Paddy fell off the roof.
242
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:29,760
- At 10.15? Gosh, that must have been
an early night or a very short film.
243
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:35,880
So nobody came to visit about 10.10,
leaving shortly before 1.00?
244
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,040
- As I said, we were in bed.
245
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:44,160
- Sorry. This is just feeling a
little bit like they're still being
harassed even after Paddy's gone.
246
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,040
- No, just looking for answers.
247
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:50,600
- Well, I think your answer is
that Josie needs some serious
grief counselling.
248
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:54,080
- And my husband and I
need to be left alone.
249
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,800
- Fair enough.
250
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,960
(LAID-BACK MUSIC)
251
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:30,760
- Hello. Come on through.
Come on through.
252
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:35,160
- Crikey! What do you guys do here?
Ooh, Spacies!
253
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:41,280
- Ah, like, digital agency,
PR, you know. Influencers,
content creators, artists.
254
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,560
- Oh! (GROANS)
- It's good fun, huh?
255
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:47,240
- Oh, I was always bad at Spacies.
It makes me nervous. OK.
256
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,240
So...
- So.
257
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,040
- Where were you
the night that Paddy died?
258
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:55,400
- Wow. That's a... Sounds a lot
like, 'Did you kill the guy?'
259
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,720
- No, cos if I wanted to ask that,
I'd just ask that.
260
00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,600
I just wanna know
if you were at home.
- Right.
261
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:04,640
Well, I actually― I don't, uh...
I don't have to tell you
my personal business, so...
262
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:09,800
- No, no, you don't have to tell me.
But, you know, if you want Josie
to stop with the accusations,
263
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,720
let's just clear this up.
- (CLEARS THROAT) Josie. Right.
264
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,600
I think you're giving her
way too much credit.
(CELL PHONE BUZZES)
265
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,960
Yeah. And I'm actually
really busy, so...
266
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:23,720
- No, no. If you need to get that
other phone, wherever it is,
then please do.
267
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:26,200
I have time.
- And I have a big campaign on.
268
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:29,760
So if you want to humour that
old bat, that's fine with me.
269
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,960
But don't ever come
to my office again.
270
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,880
- Oh.
- Do you want me to show you out?
- No, no.
271
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,160
- Yeah.
- I know the way.
- OK.
272
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,720
(CURIOUS MUSIC)
273
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,400
Is that right?
274
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,880
Yeah, well...
275
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,280
(GROOVY MUSIC)
276
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:09,440
- Town was empty this time last week.
277
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:13,920
Reuben! Where the hell did
all these people come from,
and why don't they go back there?
278
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:18,880
- (CLEARS THROAT) Well,
I kinda like having customers.
- Coffee, please.
279
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,880
(CELL PHONE TRILLS)
280
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,240
- Hey, Beth. Happy New Year.
281
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,880
- The year is weeks old.
You can stop saying that already.
282
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,800
- Oh, it's just Alexa.
She's got a thing.
283
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,880
Yeah. Post-Chrissy slump, I reckon.
284
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:37,320
- You know, Luke's got
a second phone. I need to
get my hands on it somehow.
285
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:40,760
- Oi, Beth? You wanna steal a phone?
- Ooh, that's a great idea.
286
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:45,480
Get her to pose as a client.
Go and see Luke and look for
an opportunity to swipe it.
287
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,000
- Did you get that?
288
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:51,320
What kind of client?
- I dunno. Like, a content
creator or an influencer,
289
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:56,080
whatever kind of people Luke sees.
Madison will text you the address.
290
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,600
- And what are we doing?
- Well, you're going to be
my moral support.
291
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:05,880
- For what?
- For my thing. You know how the
lingering seasons make me queasy?
292
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,280
- You OK up there?
- Mm-hm.
293
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,080
- You know, you could've sent me up.
(CHUCKLES WEAKLY)
294
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,080
- (SIGHS)
295
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,160
Hey.
296
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,760
OK. Can you see me?
297
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,080
- Yes.
298
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,480
- Ouch. (GRUNTS, WINCES) Ouch.
299
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,280
OK. (PANTS)
300
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,280
Can you see me now?
301
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,600
- Still yes. There's no way
anyone else was up there with him.
302
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,600
- (SCOFFS) Blast.
303
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,880
(SIGHS)
304
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,160
(DOG YAPS)
305
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,920
- Hi.
306
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,440
Come on, you two.
(DOGS PANT)
307
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,960
- Are you sure you don't
need me to come up?
308
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:04,360
- Nah, I think you'd have
way too much fun.
309
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,120
(SHUTTER CLICKS)
310
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,520
- I bet this is punishment for
the Christmas-themed collar.
311
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,440
(DOOR CLATTERS SHUT)
- Oh. Did you find something?
312
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:23,840
- No, nothing yet.
- Well, you must have a theory.
Why else would you be up there?
313
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,920
- Just checking that the police
haven't missed anything.
314
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,840
- Well, of course
they missed something.
315
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,200
They missed the fact
that my husband was murdered,
316
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,000
and the people who did it
are sitting right next door.
317
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,080
- This is cool.
- Oh. Yeah.
318
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:41,960
Winners of the People's Choice Best
Display. We won that every year till
they cancelled the voting in 2019.
319
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,080
The neighbours thought it wasn't
in the spirit of Christmas.
320
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,080
Sore losers, more like.
321
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:51,160
- I wish I'd seen
your display at night.
- You still can.
322
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:54,800
I turn it on every evening
in Paddy's honour,
323
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:59,800
and I will keep doing it until
his killers are brought to justice.
324
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:03,080
- Look, if anyone can do that,
Alexa can.
325
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,560
- Josie, tell me about
Paddy's heart complaint.
326
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:12,600
- It was arrhythmia, but it wasn't
his ticker that made him fall.
He had a pacemaker.
327
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,800
That and the pills kept him
healthier than you or me.
328
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,760
- And the coroner said the
cause of death was the fall,
not a heart attack, right?
329
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,760
- Exactly.
330
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,600
(FUNKY MUSIC)
331
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,120
- Ta-da.
332
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,760
- Mm. And what am I looking at?
333
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:47,480
- A business proposal.
I designed an app for Beth
to pitch to Luke tomorrow.
334
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,560
- Well, this looks extremely stupid.
335
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,960
I think Luke will love it.
- Thank you.
336
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,680
You know, if that app existed, you
would definitely download it, Alexa.
- Oh, I don't think so.
337
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,680
- Hey, I'm going to check out
Josie's lights. You wanna come?
- No, thank you.
338
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:06,560
Chowder and I have things to discuss.
- OK. Bye.
339
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:13,240
- An app which sends fake messages
from your cat to an owner
when they're away.
340
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,240
Who would want a thing
like that, Chowder?
- (PURRS)
341
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:19,240
- I mean, what kind of a weirdo
wants messages from their pussycat?
342
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,640
(INHALES) Who's a pussycat?
343
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,960
(GROOVY MUSIC)
344
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,680
(CELL PHONE TRILLS)
(GROANS)
345
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,880
Hello.
346
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:40,440
- MADISON ON PHONE: Hi. So, I'm here
checking out Josie's light display,
and, um...
347
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:44,240
- And?
- And there's something
you need to see.
348
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,880
- HEATHER: You're joking.
349
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:57,120
- JOSIE: Oh, I'm next, am I?
- LUKE: Seriously, take a hint.
It's time for you to go.
350
00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:01,040
- Ooh, I better lock my doors.
- Go to a home or something.
You're nuts. Completely nuts.
351
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,640
- Well, I don't regret it. And he
can sue me. I don't give a flying...
352
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,600
toss.
- Josie.
353
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:10,800
You can't keep doing this.
- Well, there's nothing else to do.
354
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:15,880
There's nobody to talk to, cook for,
have a glass of wine with.
355
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,760
I thought we'd go down together.
356
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:28,160
You know, there's people
you read about who die within
days or hours of each other.
357
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:31,560
I just never expected
to be living alone.
358
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,400
And don't tell me to get a cat.
359
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,840
- I wouldn't dare. Cats are jerks.
360
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:44,720
- Well, I quite like them,
actually, but it wouldn't
be fair on the thing,
361
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:49,520
not with those hairy rodents
in collars across the fence.
362
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:55,000
- Look, Josie, I know it's hard.
All right? And...
363
00:22:55,000 --> 00:23:00,360
Now, I hardly ever do this for
people. Well, not for anyone,
actually.
364
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:04,640
But if you ever find that
you're about to do something
that's gonna land you in a jailcell,
365
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,240
I want you to call me. All right?
366
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:14,600
And we will just talk rubbish until
the urge for revenge goes away.
- Well, you are a brave woman.
367
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,880
You might be getting
a lot of phone calls.
368
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,760
- Well, I'd rather that than you wind
up on the end of legal proceedings.
369
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,760
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
370
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,880
- Luke and Heather are
starting legal proceedings.
- Ugh!
371
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,320
Honestly.
- They're allowed to be
a little bit peeved.
372
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:33,640
- (SIGHS) Luke is not an innocent
victim in all of this.
He's hiding something.
373
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:38,080
- The guy's a bit of a prat,
but do you really think he'd kill
someone over Christmas decorations?
374
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,080
- I don't think it's that.
375
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:46,160
But I've got another theory,
which I'm hoping to confirm
right about now.
376
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,960
- Um, what? Soda?
- Ooh, yes, please.
- Yeah, OK.
377
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,720
So, um,... I loved your prop.
378
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,600
- You did?
- Yeah, it's a really
cool idea for an app.
379
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:04,480
I mean, it's on point, you know?
(CHUCKLES) Can you just imagine
the crazy old cat ladies?
380
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,800
They are gonna lap this up.
- Oh.
381
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,880
- And you know
what that means, right?
382
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,120
- All right!
383
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,520
Oh my― Oh my God! Oh my God.
- Oh―
384
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,720
Whoa!
- Can you―
385
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,600
- Oh my God. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
I'm so sorry about that.
- Nah, nah.
386
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,320
- Um...
- Someone must've
shaken it up. It's just―
387
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:27,720
- Who would do that?
- You know, it's― it's not
your fault, Beth. I'll just...
388
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:31,120
I'll grab a cloth, yeah? Lily!
- (GROANS)
389
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,720
It's a really terrible
first impression.
390
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,080
I'm really embarrassed.
391
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,480
(CURIOUS MUSIC)
392
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,880
- Wow.
- Um, actually... You know what?
I don't think I'm ready.
393
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,080
Mm. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
- What? Sorry, what?
You're not ready? What do you mean?
394
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,840
- I think the soda was a sign.
I don't think― I don't think
the app is ready,
395
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,160
and I'm really sorry about this,
but, hey, thank you!
396
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:15,160
- I just said it's money!
Don't worry about the s―
397
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:19,560
- Beth came through.
Luke's phone. Both of them.
398
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,400
- She didn't just swipe
the burner phone?
- She didn't know which it was.
399
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:26,800
Luke's got this vintage,
retro vibe going, and both
his phones are pretty alike.
400
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:32,480
- I love it. Oh, the guy calls the
same number over and over again.
He makes it too easy forus.
401
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:38,160
So, it looks like Luke really missed
his lover while he was away
at the beach with his family.
402
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,640
What do you suppose his wife
was doing when he sent this?
403
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,640
- Oh. Classy (!)
404
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,120
- OK, wait. Here's another one.
405
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:53,320
Here we go. (READS) 'I think
your neighbour saw us.'
406
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:58,520
- Meaning Paddy?
- Meaning Paddy. Does that
smell like a motive to you? Hm.
407
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,440
- Ooh. Don't look now, but...
408
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,440
- Oh God. You didn't disable
the location app?
409
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:06,680
- I didn't think phones this old
would even have that ability.
410
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,200
- OK, well, just be cool, fool.
411
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,480
- Alexa, what are you doing here?
- Luke!
412
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,520
This is my coffee house. I live here.
413
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:17,840
- With my phones?
- Oh, your phones. Yeah.
(CHUCKLES) Here you go.
414
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,440
- So you sent her,
the girl with that cat app.
415
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:26,320
You know, I don't care if they're
your mates. I'm calling the cops.
416
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:31,840
Comes into my office, sprays soda
all over me and all over my desk,
and then she steals my phones.
417
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,920
- Luke, let's just take a walk,
you and me.
418
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:42,200
You've really got a lot to learn
about having an affair and
not getting caught, don't ya?
419
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:49,240
- She's a brand manager.
- And she comes to Auckland
once a week.
420
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,600
- How do you know that?
- Well, your phone blows up
every Thursday.
421
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,320
You're not very good
at this, Luke, are ya?
- It's none of your business.
422
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,400
And it certainly has nothing
to do with that old bat next door.
423
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,120
- Well, considering you and
your mistress were talking about
424
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:05,640
how that old bat next door's
now-deceased husband
saw you together,
425
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,000
well, yeah, I think it's my business.
426
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,120
- Hold on. You th... (CHUCKLES)
427
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:13,160
Did you think I did something cos
I wanted to stop him telling anyone?
428
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,160
- Well, did ya?
- No.
429
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,280
No!
430
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,080
I don't even know if he did see us.
431
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,040
Caroline was dropping me
at the top of the street one night,
432
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,040
and he just happened
to be coming home from the
grocery store or something.
433
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:30,680
- Did he say anything
to you about it ever?
- No. Nothing came of it.
434
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,680
OK. And... (SCOFFS)
435
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:39,320
I... I don't want Heather
finding out. She doesn't know,
and I don't want her finding out.
436
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:44,680
- So tell me this ― where was your
girlfriend the night Paddy died?
- With me.
437
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:48,480
Hotel down by the Viaduct.
- On Christmas Eve?
438
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:54,120
- I've got the receipt.
- Well, don't let
your wife find that.
439
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,200
- What do you want, Alexa?
440
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,880
- Are you gonna tell Luke's wife
that he's sleeping with his
workmate?
441
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:05,080
- No, but he's about to drop the
legal proceedings against Josie,
so... win-win.
442
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:10,320
Yeah, Heather told me that Luke
was at home with her the night
that Paddy died, watching TV.
443
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:14,400
Luke admitted that he's getting a bit
of rumpty-pumpty at the local hotel,
so...
444
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:18,000
- So she did lie.
What, to give Luke an alibi?
445
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,400
- Or to give herself one.
446
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,240
(FUNKY MUSIC)
447
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,120
- This is getting a bit
over the top, isn't it?
448
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,800
- Why'd you lie for your husband?
449
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,680
You said that Luke was
home with you that night.
450
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,760
Silly Christmas movie, early night.
451
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,760
That wasn't true.
452
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,520
- Fine. Luke wasn't home
with me that night.
453
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:56,280
But he wasn't on
next door's roof either.
- So you know.
454
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,280
- About the affair.
455
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,360
Some things are more important ―
keeping the family together,
456
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:07,760
not throwing everything away
for a stupid... phase.
457
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,080
My boys deserve a family.
458
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,320
- So...
459
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:23,440
you were home on your own that night?
- I was home with my boys.
460
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,560
They were in bed,
and I didn't go anywhere.
461
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:31,760
I wouldn't leave them alone
in the house. Not even for a minute.
462
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,320
- She says she was
home alone all night.
463
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,360
- She could have popped out
while the kids were sleeping
464
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:44,800
and while her husband was out
doing whatever he was doing.
- Having his early mid-life crisis.
465
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,000
- So she could've. Might've.
466
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,560
Or, as Harry says, 'Maybe Paddy
just slipped and fell off the roof.'
467
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,840
- Meh, he doesn't believe that.
(CELL PHONE TRILLS)
468
00:29:56,560 --> 00:30:01,560
Hello, Alexa speaking.
- Alexa. There's someone on my roof.
469
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:06,280
- Are you sure?
- Somebody's up there.
I can hear them.
470
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,800
I'm gonna go out there.
471
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:13,240
So help me God, I'm gonna
get Paddy's cricket bat,
and I'm gonna...
472
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:19,520
- Josie, do not do that.
Just stay where you are.
I'll be there as soon as I can.
473
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,920
- (SIGHS) It's hard enough
living without Paddy.
474
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,920
Now all this going on.
475
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:29,320
- I know. There you go.
Have a hot choccy.
476
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,560
Go on.
477
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,440
Gets better, you know.
478
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:42,520
I mean, you'll always miss him,
but eventually, the memories
stop hurting your heart,
479
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,920
and they just make you smile.
480
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:51,840
So, anyway, I've had a really good
look around, and I don't see anyone.
481
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,400
But if you're worried, I can get
the canine unit from the police
482
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:58,240
to come and make sure
no one's hanging around.
- There is no point.
483
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:04,200
They're long gone. Back next door
to their designer couch.
- (CHUCKLES)
484
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:08,400
- Look, thanks for coming,
Alexa, but... I'm fine.
485
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,560
- All right. Just so long as
you don't go over there with
a cricket bat.
486
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,560
- What have I got to lose?
487
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:16,800
- Well, quite a lot, actually.
488
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,600
I mean, this house ―
Paddy's house, his castle.
489
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:25,800
If those people get all litigious
on you, there'll be legal fees,
there'll be fines.
490
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:30,840
I don't think you can
afford to take them on ―
not financially, not emotionally.
491
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,840
So, Josie, you have a really
good sleep tonight, all right?
492
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,840
(MUGS CLINK)
493
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,440
SOFTLY: I got this.
494
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,760
(SLURPS QUIETLY)
495
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,680
(FUNKY MUSIC)
496
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:57,360
Someone was up on Josie's roof.
What on earth were they doing there?
497
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,960
Hello?
498
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:03,320
- Sorry, it's Monique's Dogstagram ―
Monique who lives next door
to Josie.
499
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:08,480
- Oh, her with the two yapping mutts.
- Look, they may yap, but these dogs
have a lot of followers.
500
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,920
I checked out the analytics,
and Monique is making major cash,
501
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:15,120
even before the big
sponsorship deal.
502
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:19,440
- Something was up on that roof
which made Paddy fall.
503
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:23,800
Maybe that's what our late-night
roof walker was doing.
- Huh?
504
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,800
- Removing evidence.
505
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,440
Whatever that evidence was.
506
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,240
- JOSIE: Get out of it,
you miserable creatures!
507
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,120
Go on. Go.
- MONIQUE: Oi!
508
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,880
Don't you shout at my babies.
- They were on my property.
509
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,440
- Careful, Josie. You don't wanna
give yourself a heart attack.
510
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,320
Come on, babies. Come on.
Come on, darling.
511
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,640
Leave that miserable
old witch alone.
512
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,680
That's it, girls. Come on, darling.
- (SIGHS)
513
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,680
- Good girls.
514
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,840
- Where did you go, little fella?
515
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,760
Do you know what this is?
- Mm. No.
516
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,560
Paddy did all the electrics.
517
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,960
Do you think it had something
to do with his fall?
- I dunno.
518
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:20,000
But it's not there any more. I think
someone came and took it down.
- The intruder from lastnight?
519
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,280
- Yeah.
- So now they're stealing
our decorations, our electronics.
520
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,560
I wouldn't put it past them.
521
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:30,120
- Hey, I heard Monique
yelling at you before.
- I'm used to it.
522
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:35,760
- 'Don't have a heart attack.'
It's pretty cruel.
- Hm. Well, I've heard worse.
523
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,640
That little cow doesn't bother me.
524
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,680
- So, tell me about
Paddy's pacemaker.
525
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,480
- It was a lifesaver, literally.
526
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:50,160
- Did it keep a digital record
like some of them do?
- It did.
527
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,560
Downloaded all the data
to our computer.
528
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:58,280
We used to joke the computer
always knew when something
had got his heart racing.
529
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,280
- (CHUCKLES)
530
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,720
Did you keep that data?
531
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:09,120
- The record of my husband's
heart beating? I'm not likely
to throw that away.
532
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:14,680
- So if Paddy had a heart attack
in July, that means you've got,
like, six months of data.
533
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,680
- From the new one, yeah.
534
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
- The new one?
535
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:24,400
- Paddy got his first pacemaker
eight years ago, but then
he had to have it replaced.
536
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,000
- Because?
- It malfunctioned.
537
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,080
That's what caused the heart attack.
538
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:35,600
- The heart attack he had
when he was fighting with Hamish
and Monique about their dogs?
539
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,600
- Yeah.
540
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,520
(CURIOUS MUSIC)
541
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:48,040
- So, the police took a look
at these, but they decided
there was nothing unusual
542
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:52,720
in a pacemaker which failed
when its owner died in a fall.
543
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,800
- It's doing its thing.
Beat, beat, beat until December 24.
544
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:02,000
And then the pacemaker stopped
at 10.14 when Paddy hit the ground.
545
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:09,360
- But in the security camera footage
from next door, we hear Paddy fall
at 10.15 on the dot.
546
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,560
- So his heart failed,
and then he fell?
547
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,640
- His pacemaker failed.
548
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:20,320
- So it is an accident.
- He had it replaced six months ago.
549
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,040
One pacemaker malfunctioning ―
well, that looks like an accident.
550
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,760
Two, it starts to look
a little bit like murder.
(CELL PHONE PINGS)
551
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,360
- New post from Bianca and Faye.
552
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:34,520
- Oh, Monique's dogs are pinging you?
- I subscribed, but in my defence,
they are super cute.
553
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,400
And you've got to admire her ―
making a career out of
what she loves.
554
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,280
- Well, she could have
stayed in school.
555
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:43,600
- Hey, don't judge a book
by its cover. Monique was
a registered nurse.
556
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:50,640
- Give me a look at that.
- I knew you couldn't resist. It's
OK. We call it 'hate scrolling'.
557
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,880
- Oh. (GASPS)
Babies on home detention.
558
00:35:53,880 --> 00:36:01,480
- Yes, and you will note ― different
collars for different seasons,
so it totally is a thing.
559
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,640
- Send me that, would you?
560
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:11,360
- Am I missing something?
- I think that we have been
looking over the wrong fence.
561
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,520
(RELAXED MUSIC)
562
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,120
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
(DOGS YAP)
563
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,520
- HAMISH: Hey! Hold the dogs.
564
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,600
Oh, hello again.
- Hi, Hamish. Got a sec?
565
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,760
- Sure.
566
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,320
So...
567
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:46,680
What's this all about? Not more
drama with crazy old Josie, is it?
568
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:51,280
- Well, it's more about proving
how crazy old Josie isn't.
569
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,720
You see, she was right
about one thing ―
570
00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:57,240
someone did deliberately cause
her husband to fall off that roof.
571
00:36:57,240 --> 00:37:00,560
What she was wrong about was who.
- Not sure what you're
trying to say.
572
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,840
- Well, let's face it.
Nobody liked Paddy. Or Josie.
573
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,520
But for you guys,
it was all about Bianca and Faye
574
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:11,320
and how they used to tunnel
under that fence to get to
Paddy and Josie's property.
575
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:15,440
- Well, we tried to, you know,
fix the problem a million times.
- Yeah, you did.
576
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,320
You, uh... bought
577
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,320
one of these.
578
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:23,400
Gives the dogs a little shock every
time they try to get past it, right?
579
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:27,160
I mean, it's like an invisible
electric fence, isn't it?
- And?
580
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,600
- And you stopped using yours.
How come?
581
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,360
- Well, Monique thought
it was cruel.
- It is cruel.
582
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:34,800
Poor babies cried every time
they went near it.
- Oh, yeah.
583
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,680
- Which upset Paddy even more.
I mean, we couldn't win.
584
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,360
- And he got so wound up,
he had a heart attack.
585
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,840
(MUFFLED YELLING, DOGS YAPP)
586
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,800
- (CHUCKLES) I thought―
I thought we told you all that.
- Yeah.
587
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,440
But it wasn't a heart attack
because he got wound up.
588
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,440
It was his pacemaker.
589
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:04,280
Did you know that these
electric pet fence systems,
590
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:08,080
they can interfere with pacemakers?
They can cause them to glitch.
- No.
591
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,360
- Yes. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's documented.
592
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,040
And anyone with medical training
would know that.
593
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:17,000
That first heart attack ― that's how
you got the idea, wasn't it, Monique?
594
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,640
- Excuse me. Don't come in here
and talk to my wife like that.
595
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:25,240
- 24th of December. You pop
that dog fence up on the roof.
596
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:27,240
(TENSE MUSIC)
597
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:42,240
And then you unplugged the reindeer
knowing that Paddy would just have to
get up there and fix it.
598
00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:49,520
And when he did, well, that
put Paddy and his new pacemaker
right next to the fence again!
599
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,880
Oh, it malfunctioned.
600
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:58,920
And then bam! He has a heart attack.
And then bam! He falls off the roof.
601
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,800
Eyewitnesses and all.
602
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,320
- (SPEAKS INAUDIBLY)
603
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:10,480
And you didn't have to do anything
but sit back and watch the police
deem it an accident.
604
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:14,920
Didn't even have to get that fence
down. You just left it up there
in plain view.
605
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,640
Till I came along, and then, phew!
You had a little panic,
606
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,000
got up there in the night
and took it back down again.
607
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,880
- You need to stop, OK?
This is outrageous.
608
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,200
- A man's life is less important
than those mutts.
609
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,200
- Those are my babies.
610
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,280
My children. And that mean old prick
threatened them.
611
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:32,400
He said he was gonna throw
poisoned meat over the fence.
- Monnie?
612
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,320
- He did, Hamish.
You heard him, babe. Remember?
- Yes.
613
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,560
He didn't mean it,
and I told you that at the time.
614
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,560
- They are everything to me.
Everything.
615
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:44,240
- And you'd do everything
to protect them, everything to
protect that sponsorship deal.
616
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,240
- Don't you say that.
617
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:50,560
It was never about the money.
- Oh my God, Monique.
618
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,960
- WHISPERS: This is my family.
619
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,800
It's my family.
620
00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:00,920
Babe, I did this for us.
- Don't touch me. Please.
621
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,920
- Well...
622
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:12,480
Say goodbye to your
fur babies, Monique.
- (EXHALES)
623
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,760
(PENSIVE MUSIC)
624
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,960
- I know, I know.
- Watch out for the dogs.
625
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,480
Vicious.
626
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,440
(FUNKY MUSIC)
627
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,280
- Feliz Navidad.
628
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,280
- It's February.
- Yeah, I know.
629
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:49,040
I'm just a little late with
the festive wishes. Go on!
It's the good stuff.
630
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:52,120
- Who'd you steal it from?
- Ooh. Reow!
631
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,760
Actually, I had three interviews
with a boutique winery owner
out west.
632
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,160
He was looking for someone to
take care of his private gardens.
633
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,680
- Really?
- Yeah. Yeah, he asked me
to put a putting green
634
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:04,760
down the side of his place,
tropical gardens around the pool,
big Palm Springs vibe out front.
635
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,880
Thought it looked amazing,
if I do say so myself.
- Well, that's great.
636
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,160
- Yeah.
- Congratulations.
637
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,640
- I didn't get the job.
- Eh?
638
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:17,480
- Yeah, nah.
- Wait, you did this guy's
landscaping for free, and―
639
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:21,000
- Yeah, all right.
- Oh, he scammed you!
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
640
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,560
Got a little bit scammed, OK?
- The con man gets conned.
641
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,560
What goes around comes around, huh?
- Yeah, and around again,
642
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:31,400
cos I noticed he'd never locked the
door to his wine cellar, so, yeahhh.
643
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,960
- Merry Christmas to me.
- I thought we could crack it open.
644
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,680
- Nah. We've given up drinking.
- Eh?
645
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,880
- But it'll make
an excellent re-gift.
646
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,280
- This is very nice.
647
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:46,120
- Very expensive too.
- Ooh, well, I'll save it for best.
648
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,840
He is lovely, your boyfriend.
649
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:56,720
- Oh, he's just my coffee guy.
- Oh, yeah? And he's helping out
today because...?
650
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:59,800
- Because I asked him nicely.
- Mm-hm.
651
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,760
- LUKE: Hey. Um...
652
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:07,040
Just wanted to see
if you needed a hand.
- No, I don't.
653
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,360
Um... No, thank you.
654
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:15,360
Oh, and please pass on my thanks
to Heather for the rum balls
she sent over.
655
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,440
- Oh, the bliss balls. Yeah.
656
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:22,760
No rum, just activated almonds,
cashews, dates, little bit of
Himalayan sea salt.
657
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,760
Yeah. I will.
658
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,640
- Lovely.
659
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:32,480
No wonder they tasted like sawdust.
- (CHUCKLES)
660
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:38,400
- Hiya!
- Come on, Madison.
I'll pop the kettle on.
661
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,880
We can have a toast to my Paddy.
662
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:44,560
- Oh, is that what I think it is?
- Easter eggs.
663
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:46,440
- In the shops already?
- Everywhere.
664
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,600
- What the hell is wrong with people?
We've got Christmas songs in October,
Easter eggs in Feb―
665
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,600
- You want one?
666
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,880
- (SIGHS)
667
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:58,120
Look, it's not that
I don't like them.
- Oh.
668
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:02,400
- It's just that I just don't wanna
be bullied into buying stuff...
- (LAUGHS) Bullied?
669
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,200
- ...at any particular― Yeah.
- 'Bullied into it'?
670
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,960
- It's like Valentine's Day. I hate
Valentine's Day. That really
rubs me up the wrong way.
671
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,960
- (CHUCKLES)
672
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,440
- HARRY: Leah Howell ―
a florist with a severe bee allergy.
673
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:17,040
She got stung walking down
the aisle of her own wedding.
674
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,720
- Did you have a planner
on your big day?
675
00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:20,640
- Leah was fiancee number four?
676
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,760
Five?!
677
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,760
- Good to see Tom's moving on
at his usual speed.
678
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,120
- I miss Leah so much.
679
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,600
- The groom thinks
his father did what?
680
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,600
Trained a bee to
assassinate the bride?
681
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,400
- Not sure what it is
you're asking, Ms Crowe.
682
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,440
- You're lucky it's too late
to question you, little fella.
683
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,520
- This isn't what I thought
you meant by underdressed.
684
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:38,520
- And if anyone sees us,
just act inconspicuous.
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