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Mr Fung, go to your next life

Next, it's your turn

Oh dear, it's dreadful, help!

Ms Dolly, go ahead

Bye...

Tsui Pan-han!

Godfather!

I've found you a good family

It has to be the best

Otherwise, I would rather queue again

OK!

When I was borne, the timing was bad

It ruined my singing career

Therefore I committed suicide

You want to be a top singer?

I've got a right family for you

You'll be a professional singer

You look!

The head of the family is Koo Ka-yan,

a Composer winning the most awards

His parents sing in Chinese operas,

his wife sings the soprano

Corazon...

Corazon, hurry...

Send me to St Mary hospital

My baby is coming...

You will be her daughter,

you can sing endlessly from then on

Remember to pick a good hour!

Tonight at 8 pm sharp

You'll be more famous than Teresa Tang,

Paula Tsui and Anita Mei

Really?

8 pm sharp

Be punctual, otherwise, you'll be a chorus girl only

If you've query,

call me at 1, 2, 3, OK?

Thanks, godfather!

Go on!

Remember, St Mary hospital

See you in your next life

Good luck!

Taxi! Taxi!

You!

Mustard, damn mustard

Come back, not mustard, it's bastard

Bastard!

Taxi

Bastard, taxi!...

Taxi... Stop... Taxi...

Not for hire

Stop, bastard...

Corazon, come back!

Madam, you want to kill yourself?

No, I am pregnant

You're in labour?!

Hubby, I'm labour soon,

please send me to the hospital

I am not your husband

Send me to hospital, quick!

Hurry, please

Alright...

Get in the car, come on

Are you blind?

Can't you see this? "Not for hire"

Which hospital?

St...!

Sacred Heart hospital, right?

Hurry, doctor, the baby is coming!

Stop!...

Hubby...

Hubby, I feel painful

I am not your hubby!

Hubby, hurry, it hurts!

Stop for a while

Halt...

What's the matter?

What is it?

I've a date with my girlfriend

Hubby, hurry!

Hubby, come on!

- I'm giving birth now - Don't pull the shirt!

My girlfriend gave me this,

I promise to wear this to meet her

Hubby, it's painful!

My girlfriend will kill me

Hubby, hurry...

Don't pull...

Godfather, where's my mom?

I couldn't find her

A silly man has sent your mom to Sacred Heart hospital

Hurry, it's room I 8!

OK, bye!

You, irresponsible man,

now try to abandon her!

I'll teach you a lesson if I could!

Go to hell!

Sorry...

Sorry!

L8, this is it

Doctor, my stomach is painful

Mom, here I am

My tummy hurts, ouch!

I feel a baby is moving

A baby inside a man's womb?

There's something

That wants to come out

Incredible, a pregnant man!

Hurry get the matron here!

Oh!

Don't move

Something is blocking my chest. Now it's loosen

Let me check again

My stomach is still in pain

Why, doctor?

Godfather, you trick me?

My mom is a man?

The man mixed up the room number

Your mom's in the last room round the corner

There isn't enough time, look!

What then?

Wait for 3 more days

The best time is at 4 pm

Try again then

It's the silly man's fault

What's his name?

Hong Sam-kwai!

Mona, I'm late, sorry!

How late?

1 more minute to an hour

Lucky I'm here for only 5 minutes,

or my legs will be worn out

I'm S o rry !

What happened? You have a fight?

No, I came from the hospital

Because of the fight?

No, I've sent a pregnant woman there

You've a pregnant woman?

I've nothing to do with her

Just met and she torn your shirt?

Kwai, you're lying, think of a better story

I am not lying

You are!

I ain't!

If you don't admit it, don't ever see me again!

I am...

You admit you're lying now

Yes...

That's right, Young George Washington confessing to cutting down a cherry tree.

Oh dear! I've hit the iron barrel

Come on, let's run

You said I shouldn't lie,

don't bull shit,

You silly man!

You've to be adaptable

Now while nobody is watching, let's go!

Come on, start the car

Let's go!

Mr Hong's car

Yes!

Well done, Mr Hong!

He has style

Hi!

Oh dear

He winked at me!

Damn him if he's my student

Stop... you're out of tune!

That's great

Quiet!

Too bad

What're you doing in here?

In here?

Of course for education!

I'm the new student

What's your name?

Cheung Chee-kit Leslie's Cheung

Ah Lam's Chee and Sam Hui's Kit

My Christian name is Alan

same as Alan Tam's

What a name!

I'm easy going, no bad habits

Occasionally I smoke, date gals,

girls and horse racing sometimes

but I'm still a good boy

My favourite is playing snooker,

$5 a frame, welcome to challenge me!

Have you finished?

Go sit to the corner

Damn it!

Here is a seat

Thanks dear

What's your name dear?

No here, over that corner

the corner, you're kidding

Where's my dignity?

If you don't, get the hell out of here

Do as he says,

otherwise he'll have a heart attack

I saw the worse students

I'll give you a lesson

Boring!

How old are you?

A year older than last year

The age?

19

Still at this class? What a shame!

Why changed school?

Must have expelled

Why expelled?

Must have bad behaviours

Why behaved badly?

Must have terrible conduct

Your logic is quite something!

What have you planned for your future?

You're incredible

Go ahead with your logic

Asking me to plan it for you?

You really have no brain

No ambition, no 1Q!

Attention!

Take him as an example

to warn yourself

You said I've low 1Q

can you spend the shortest time

to answer 3 simple questions

Of course

No 1, which months have 28 days?

February!

Wrong! Each month has 28 days

No 2, a bicycle is heading East,

the wind is blowing from North-east,

So which direction will the smoke go?

South-west!

Wrong! A bicycle doesn't emit smoke

These 2 questions,

even an idiot can answer

Tell me your 1Q now,

high or low?

Are you finished?

Not yet, one last question

What human organ, when stimulated,

will change in size

I refuse to answer such a question

The right answer is the pupil

When it is stimulated,

it will dilate 7-times

My god, I'm on a different track too

You refused to answer me,

what was on your mind?!

Mr Hong, why are you so angry?

Of course, I'm angry

The new student treated me badly

How?

Like a ball, being kicked and fooled around

You...

I only want a life

Let me off the corner of the street

At your age, you should get married

Really?

For a girl, external beauty is unimportant,

but, her personalities are

I agree

Kwai

Do I look like a suitable person?

I can't see anything

- I'm sorry! - Where's my glasses?

I clean it for you!

It's OK now

Thanks!

This pair of glasses

makes me look younger, doesn't it?

Yes...

I don't know why, I feel like having my own home

So I'm taking cookery lessons

Look at this cookery book

The photos are nice

They will be nicer when cooked

Maybe you drop in one day

I will cook you a few dishes

I will, here's you are

I will leave the book behind,

pick a few of your favourites,

and I can feed you personally

Your egg rolls

It's for you

They're your favourite

Stop it! Please!

Wait!

What's hurry folk?

Not me, but my wife is in labour

It's you again?

You know each other?

No...

I gave her a ride to the hospital before

She didn't make it last time

Please give us one more ride

My car broke down!

But I'm in a hurry!

That's right, me too!

You!

Start the car, quick!

Hubby, it's painful

Off your hand, I can't breath

Sorry for that

When she's in pain,

she thinks every man is her husband

Please drive faster

It's the fastest, the car can go

What's the matter?

A flat tyre!

Oh!

Come and help to change it

Godfather, where's my mom?

She's with the silly man again

He got a flat tyre just now

What shall I do now?

Go to his car and reborn there

It's awkward to be born in a car!

That's the way, it used to be

Go on, or it'll be too late

What a nuisance!

Ghost!

Come on, the baby is coming

Don't be nervous

Let's hear some music

Dear audience, tonight's song was from

Just on time

a singer who had been ignored

Her name is Tsui Pan-han

The singer wasn't popular

Her song wasn't popular either, no one wanted her Ips,

no one dated her

So she killed herself, with gas,

when she died, she was 21

What a name she had chosen!

"Pan-han" sounds like "go to heaven"

Please listen to her only song

"The Crescent"

What a terrible voice! Sounds like a chick,

no wonder she wasn't popular

Not too bad, actually it's quite good!

That's your opinion I can't bear it

Stop hitting or I'll get it even

Quiet!

Let's hear the rest of the song

By my experience

Her song isn't bad, but it's a pity

Why?

She's borne much too earlier

If she's born in this era,

she'll be the most popular singer

It's afternoon 1 minute past 4

The traffic condition of HK and Kowloon

Here we are

Get her out please

Godfather, I'm late again

I cannot reincarnate again

That's bad

You have to wait for another month

Come back then

No, I won't

That silly man again!

I've to get it even on him

Mona... I'm sorry

What's your excuse?

The pregnant woman again

Why, the pregnant woman again?

It's the same one

After the first pregnancy,

how come second pregnancy that soon?

It's a medical question, I wouldn't know

Use your brain

You're too lazy in finding a good excuse

It's true

Bullshit

-ltisn't a lie - It is!

- T isn't! - It is!

It isn't!

I'll go if you deny it

It I1sS...

Admit it is a lie?

I admit it

You should admit earlier

Let's go now

Rock Hudson!

I'll call you, OK?

Good-bye!

You know this transvestite?

What transvestite?

He's my cousin from USA!

What a name!

Remember aids?

Ask him to change his surname,

or his first name

Superstitious!

Why is so windy suddenly?

You read this?

It isn't mine, it belongs to the headmistress

That spinster?

She's interested in this lately,

and asked me to pick a few,

so she can teach me later

This belongs to her I suppose!

Yes it is, she took it off when she got in

and forgot when she left

How come she took it off?

She got some powder in it

So I took it off, and helped her to clean it

You took it off?!

Then she changed to a modern pair

and then she asked

whether she looked younger or not?

Isn't it funny?

What's so funny?

Why are you angry?

It's normal

You...

Needless to say, she left these

No these aren't hers, she left them for me

For you?

She knew, they're my favourites

Your...?

They're delicious

Try one yourself

Stop the car

Hong Sam-kwai, you're a sex maniac

You are abnormal

Don't come near me ever again!

Why, eating egg rolls is abnormal?

Mona!

AWA4546, it's you again?

Kwai, Kwai...

Give me a ride, OK?

It's my girlfriend's birthday, I'm in hurry

Last time, your egg rolls

caused me 3 days' explanation

Narrow mind

Happy birthday!

I'll slice the cake, sit over there

Don't turn round

Come, I'll show you something

What're you doing?

If you propose, face me

I love you, grant me super power

What are you doing?

I love you

When did you learn magic?

It isn't magic, it's super power

Super power?

I was a happy ghost in my last life,

he was good heart deeds me

super power since birth

It's fun, once more!

OK!

I love you!

It's fun

I hate you

I didn't mean it

You meant it!

No, I didn't!

You're jealous of my cousin!

No...

How come, Mona!

Mona, please stay Let me explain

Yellow card

What! Don't give me all those shit

No 2, out!

St York, St York, you will lose like the egg yolk

Here, have some

Not now!

Kwai, you have super power right?

You're next in the game

I don't

If you don't join this game you'll be fired!

What did you say?

No, it's a shame to lose

Please, I beg you!

Alright...

Super power

I love you

You're still here, Sir?

I'm looking for my glasses

You're wearing it

I meant my gloves actually

Do your best

Do your best, Sir!

Wong Tai Sin, ball into the net please

We can't lose!

I can't disappoint them

I can only rely on my super power

Happy ghost, give me super power

Please, my super power

Come on, here's the ball

OK...

Good... Sir...

Wait and see!

"God bless you"

"Born free"

Lost again

What's wrong?

12 yards

"God bless you"

"Born free"

How come you've got the shoe?

I'm lost again

Let's go!

Pass it

It's hers. It's his

Sir!

Dear, after school have a movie, OK?

Sorry, I can't

I've a date tonight

The note wasn't from me, it's from him

You have special interest

Dating me and call me "dearie"

He isn't dating you, it's me

No, it's...

Who?

Me!

No! Alan wants to date prefect

OK, sit down!

I don't care who did this,

but within the class concentrate on your books only

nothing else!

Prefect did a good job

An example of being a good student

Sir is right

I'm your example

Whatever I do, follow me

Now, I want to sing and dance

Follow me!

OK, I'll

"I want"

"I want"

"I want you"

"I want you"

I want you, too!

"I want your love"

"Why don't you come near to me?"

Tai Chuk-yee!

This is the classroom, how can you do this?

Come and see me in the office

Shame on you, you're expelled

She usually behaves herself,

I think she is out of control

Why?

She is possessed by a spirit

A spirit?

Kwai, we are all educated

we should believe scientifically

As a teacher,

how can you so superstitious?

Headmistress!

If it is true

Why doesn't it possess me?

"I want"

"I want you..."

"I want your love..."

Oh dear!

"Why don't you come near to me"

Cut it out, wake up!

Damn you

Why you hit me?

You had been possessed

You show us your ass, shame on you

Kwai, oh hear

They saw everything

I have to do something

to get away this naughty ghost

How?

Happy Ghost

Who is Happy Ghost?

The temple of Happy Ghost was dismantled

He likes living in a bungalow instead of a temple

Happy Ghost!

Happy Ghost!

Where are you?

Be patient

Come in! Let's happy together

Are you alright?

Did the headmistress punish you?

She was insane just now

You had been insane too

What insane?

Ladies, how about a ride

I'm going. Are you going too?

If prefect goes, we will

Me too

No, I'm not going

Come on, don't feel upset

Get on?

That should be the right way

Yes!

Quick!

I don't feel like riding

Why don't we go get some excitement

Yes, I'll take you to a exciting place

A wonderful place and you can earn money, alright?

We've to change first?

OK!

What is an amusement centre?

A porno centre

A kiss, $10

You got some new girls, my lady killer

You're that kind of person

Where is big brother?

In the room

Come, get in!

That's terrible. Let's go!

Don't be afraid, get in

It was scary!

Go!

Big brother

Sweet kid, you're really something

Tame 4 girls at the same time

They said they want some excitement

Surely, you will

And you can earn more than $10,000 per month

We don't want it

No one force you to do anything bad,

come here when you want

If you like it, come again

I don't want to do it

What's the matter?

That maniac, he bruised my leg

Send her to another client

But none of the girls wants to serve him

Let me go!

Don't!

Get some money, why not?

You've got the gut, send her to him

Charge double

Follow me!

Don't!

San, new girl

Your name, sir?

Come here. I'm Romeo, how about you?

Juliet!

So nice name!

Nice leg

A new girl indeed

Nice leg

You play me?

Damn kid, want to play a game

Beat her up

Damn it, know a bit of Kung-fu

Try to destroy my nightclub

You don't want to live any more

Big brother...

Beat them!

Yes!

I'll beat you up

You said to beat them up

Shut up. Turn on the light

You dirty maniac

I'm first time come here

Try to cheat those young kids,

you all should be shot

Big brother...

I'm not your big brother

I'm your aunt

Call me!

Auntie!

Good

Damn fools

not work hard at school

Selling your souls for that bit of money

Don't have a bit of shyness

Knock them up

Give me the telephone

Big... brother...

What's your plot?

Auntie!

Give me that phone

Don't go!

Let them go!

Lay down!

Go!

Auntie. How about me?

You shit on you

You're all shit

Shit on you

Auntie, your telephone

9,9,9

The police station?

Here is the "Jade" Amusement Centre

We practice of prostituting,

and hire the underage girls,

send two cars here, there's a lot of people here

Let's go, auntie!

Stand still!

Who is the in charge?

Me, I made the call

Lock up all these crooks

Me too

Arrest all of us

Yes!

How come there are so many cops?

You called up the police

Bullshit!

Really

Damn you!

Really!

Thanks auntie, let's go to police station now

Although this frog already died

Its nervous system is still working

if it stimulate by electricity

it still has the reaction

OK

Now write out a report for me

Hello!

The frog is saying hello to me

How can a frog speak?

It's true

Anyone want to try again?

Yes!

Hello!

Sir...

What's the matter?

Everybody leaves the room except prefect

Show up now

Who are you?

I am what I am

Let me show you something real tough

You'll see

I love you!

Give me the power

I love you!

I hate you!

"God bless you"

You know the same trick

Who are you?

I was a scholar in Ching Dynasty name Chu Kam-chun

Everyone calls me The Happy Ghost

I'm his previous spirit

He is my personification

I don't care

Mind your own business

Don't blow up a small problem

It will never end

Forgive him

No, he delays my schedule for reincarnation twice

I must seek vengeance

"Born free"

Hello!

Hello!

"God bless you"

If you don't give me face, don't blame me then

I always care for girls

but I've to break my rules this time

I don't want it

If you promise not to humiliate him again

I'll give you a chance

"Born..."

" ..Free"

Stupid scholar, that's the end of the game

See you

Happy Ghost!

Nice to see you here, my previous spirit

Not to me, because of you

My plait is being cut

Without my plait, I don't have my super power

No super power, I can't help you anymore

How about my super power?

I don't have the super power

Of course you don't have it too

What are we going to do with her?

I don't know!

You delayed her schedule for reincarnation twice

She will kill me

She doesn't want to kill you

She just wants to annoy you

That's even worse

Help me, please

Listen!

Win her heart with love!

Love?!

She didn't have an affair when she was alive

If there's a fool fall in love with her,

will solve this problem

I've a girlfriend, and she is a ghost

Don't talk about your girl . You're so scared of her

Even I feel ashamed of you

Remember, she'll have a month time

Tell her you like her

no matter it's true or not,

you'll be free in a month time

Because of your students and yourself

I'm going to like her songs

"Like the crescent on the sky"

"Hanging alone in the air"

"Wish you could join me in the darkness"

"With you, the sky will lighten up"

"Now the crescent is disappeared"

"It is hidden behind the clouds"

Time's up...

Where are you going after class?

Whatever you like

Let's go watch some movies

What are we going to watch?

Yui King!

Did you see Tai, the prefect

She is alone in the hall

Thanks!

"Hoping that one day I'll be the moon"

"To light up the sky"

"I am so despair at this moment"

"How shall I fight against the misfortune"

"Look at the crescent"

Tsui Pan-han!

You finally find out

Stop bothering my student

She's innocent

If you still want to play this game, come to me

You want me to possess you?

Yes, Han!

This bunch of flowers is for you

I got a hard time

to have one of your record and your poster

And I listen to your song each night I can't sleep

I've nightmare without seeing your poster

I know I'm in love with you

Miss, do you know where's Hon Sum-kwai?

Who are you?

I'm the headmistress of this school

I'm his girlfriend, Mona!

Headmistress, it is terrible!

What's happening?

Mr Hon is flattering a student

Trying to do something immoral

Possess me

Come to me

But your girlfriend...

I don't care about her

She's a dumb

How about the headmistress?

She loves me

But I don't, men scare her

she'll be a old maiden for her life

If you love me

show me something in action

Action?

Kiss me!

If you don't kiss me

that means all your words are flowering only

Kwai, damn you

Mona...

You are a teacher and try to tempt an underage girl

You are not a human!

You're bastard

Listen to me

Now I know why you heckle me often

cause you want to pull my leg

You're doing this to the perfect

Why not me?

That's unfair

You all misunderstood

No need to explain, we are finished

You're fired

Listen to me

You ruined me

Are you happy now?

The No 1 in our Pop chart this week

is Tsui Pan-han "The Crescent"

No one noticed this old song 20 years ago

That's a miracle it's popular now

Let me tell you this story

A month ago

My programme for oldies I introduced this song

An audience called Hon

he loved this song

and came to visit me purposely

and asked me to sell this record to him

I was wondering then I listened to this song again

and found that it was wonderful

so I'm introducing to the audience

and don't know it'll be accepted

"Like the crescent on the sky"

"Hanging alone in the air"

"Wish you could join me in the darkness"

You made me lost the job

and my girlfriend

now not even let me shave

what do you want?

Don't come near me

-I want... - Don't...

Don't come over

I'm sorry

I don't mean it

to make you in such a bad situation

I don't mean it

I only want to help you

Stop bothering my student

I wouldn't

I wouldn't

You're so nice

Have a sip of wine to calm you down

I'm glad,

because of you, my song becomes popular now

I don't know how to thank you

Well, don't mention it

Stop fooling around me

I wouldn't

I wouldn't, I can swear

I'm sorry. Let me help you

I can do it myself

Strange, your song becomes popular now

Is it good or not?

Good!

I remember what you said I sang like a chick

But sometimes even a chick

can chirps well

Don't drink alone

Let's get something to eat

For what I did to you

I haven't eaten in the Street for a long time

my girlfriend thinks it's too dirty, she doesn't like it

I like it. It is so traditional

Alone?

Two!

Two? Where is the other?

Only one at the moment

Charm them

Let them see you too,

otherwise, they think that I'm insane

Alright

OK

Here comes your girlfriend

What do you want?

You order

Fried beef with vegetable!

Egg and tomato!

Spareribs!

Anything else?

Have it first

Will be ready soon

Stop looking around

- Here is a seat. - Right!

Actually a good timing is not essential for reincarnation

A man's success depends on

how much effort you've worked hard

Who says that?

Why someone born to be a king?

And the others are beggars

If you still believe in this,

that's superstition

Hey!

That man is talking to himself

He must be crazy

Have a slice of tomato

No. That's her girlfriend

Eat

You busy body

Spareribs, you favourite

Madam!

Is that man crazy?

You forget to charm that one

Charm him then

It's none of your business

This is for you

Which one?

The one is strap

You're crazy

He is serving his girlfriend

Something's wrong with my eyes

Take me to a ophthalmology

You watched too much "World Cup" satellite

So sweet

"Happiness is romancing in the rain"

"Trying to be innocent, wind on my face"

"Happiness is whispering to lover at night"

"Not to fear or worry"

"Happiness is swimming together at night"

"Tear off the masks, frolic on the sand"

"Happiness is sitting alone in the rain”

"crying but it is fun"

"Everyone is nicely dressed up"

"Help yourself whatever you please"

"Nice legs behind the long skirt"

"Dancing crazily without fear"

"Lovers leave the foot-steps on the sand"

"Why the steps chasing after us"

"It makes my soul dancing onto heaven"

"It is fun to be so happy"

"Be happy while you're young"

"Send away all your loneliness now"

"Try to understand what happiness is"

"Send away despair"

"Send away all your loneliness now"

"You'll be in a state of fantasy”

"Be happy while you're young"

"Send away all your loneliness now"

"Try to understand what happiness is"

"Send away despair"

"Send away all your loneliness now"

"You'll be in a state of fantasy”

"Be happy while you're young"

"Send away all your loneliness now"

"Try to understand what happiness is"

"Send away despair"

"Send away all your loneliness now"

"You'll be in a state of fantasy”

Pity, he becomes crazy because of me

Big brother...

How are you? Tomorrow will be better

Big brother...

You're not in a good mood

That woman stirred me up, my place closed down

I'm imprisoned for a month

I want the revenge

I suspect she knows witchcraft

maybe she have a possession

This cross can exorcise

can also diminish the charms

Then use this axe punch into her heart

she will disappear forever

Can never reincarnation again

Prefect, go to the back door,

don't get out at the front door

Why?

A bad guy is waiting you there

Let's get out at the back door then

When the crooked asks you to get out at the back door

you've to take the front door

Let's go!

Go!

Prefect!

Get in, quick

What do you want?

You made me imprisoned

you have to pay for it

None of my business!

You ask for it, you deserve it

You shut up!

See what you can say?

You are such a bad guy

like cancer of the human

Bastard, Bastard

It doesn't work

she is so furious

Let me try!

Big brother, my cross is better

Damn kid, don't get high

I'll give you a injection

which make you feel so bad

You'll kneel down to beg me then

Good ideal!

Big brother, don't do that

Go away!

It will be your turn soon

Shit!

I'm sorry

Damn shit!

Give her another injection

Big brother, we have no more, this is the last one!

But the pin is still in your ass

You are all jerks

Go and get me a basket of pins

I'm getting to like you more

Really?

If you help me to mend all these torn trousers

You're even better

Have a sip of soft drink

"I love you"!

Excuse me, I cut your previous spirit's plait,

you lost your super power

You want to open the door of fringe?

I'll help you

Your hands just like a magnet

you can pick up anything of iron

Really?

Open the ice box!

Soft drink!

Beer!

That's terrific

Cheer!

Who's coming?

Please hide up for a while

Kwai, are you alright?

I brought you some chickens

I'm alright

Go!

You look tired

It's because of me

so I am going to make you some chicken soup

Who is she?

You, go away please!

Kwai!

Who is she?

She is my mom

My mom used to be a singer

That's good

Let me prepare the soup

Kwai!

I'm doing Tai Chi

I beg you to the toilet please

Help...

Mona...

Stop playing

Don't be afraid, I get you a cup of hot tea

If you keep on using the super power

I'll not see you again

I'll fetch you a towel

Stop fooling around

How come there's a woman's invoice?

It's from the tap only

Go away!

I'm going to have a bath

I misunderstood you, Kwai!

In the bedroom!

No one is in

You're hiding that foxy woman?

She is not a fox,

she is a ghost

Stop lying to me

I already give you a chance

I'm so disappointed

Let's break up

I'll go to USA with my cousin

Mona, let me explain

Tsui, you go too far

You know a bit of those trick

and do what you like to do

You're jealous, narrow mind,

you're not cute at all

you think you can sing?

No, your voice sounds like a chicken

It's terrible I have a nightmare

Do you think I like you?

That's not true

I am cheating you,

SO you can reincarnate quicker

and leave me alone

Han...

Please don't go

Driver, stop...

Han, please stay!

Go on!

I don't mean it

You sing well

You're so cute

Han...

Han, you...

Sir, the prefect is being kidnapped

Go and save her

Let's go

Come on!

Hello!

Tonight at 10

It's a good time for reincarnation

You still have an hour

If you lose this chance again

you won't have another one

Choose a big one for her

This way!

Help!

Here they are

Let's go in

No, I called the police already

We better wait

It'll be too late,

if we wait for the police to come

No not

Sir!

Don't be afraid, the police is coming,

release her now

Throw him down the street

Yes!

Don't!

Throw him down the street

Keep quiet!

Hon Sir!

Damn you!

Hon Sir!

Han!

Han, Han, I come just in time,

otherwise, you will die for sure

Let's go up and save them

OK!

Catch him

"God bless you"

"Born free"

Go

Go

Move

Big brother!

I'm so scared

Take off the strip

How come?

You're helped by a naughty ghost

Where's it?

She is right here

You can't see her

Only I can

Help me to get rid of this

Please don't...

Look!

No...

I don't want to continue

It's so painful

Help!

You go, son of a bitch

You've going too

Please don't!

Don't come over

Today is not my day

Ghost?!

Run!

Ghost!

You finally show up

You go to dead!

Help...

Godfather!

That's bad

How come you miss such a good time?

Godfather, I...

Don't waste time!

Listen, before 12 o'clock

you should arrive Sacred Heart Hospital

Otherwise, the pregnant woman will be in danger

You too!

How did you feel?

Godfather...

I can't fly

Help me!

I can't help you any more

I let this secret out, I broke the rule already

I have to look for a way yourself

Godfather...

What happen?

Before 12 o'clock,

I have to be at the Sacred Heart Hospital

if not I'll never reincarnate

Don't be afraid!

We'll take you to the hospital

Hurry!

Help!

Excuse me

Excuse me, please!

Only 7 minutes left, hurry up

I'm trying my best

What happens?

The car broke down

Try again

Hon Sir, look at her

What are we going to do?

She's looking very bad?

Don't try again

I'll go and get a car

Taxi...

Can you go to Sacred Heart Hospital

within 7 minutes

Are you kidding?

You want me speeding? No way

It'll take an hour at least

Get out then!

Hands off!

Get in. Hon Sir!

Drive as fast as you can

Steal my car!

Hurry up!

Why you steal my car?

Hon Sir, take a short cut

Police, they stole my car

We're borrowing your car only?

We are going to the hospital

That is my car

Borrow it to me, please?

Someone is stealing my car

That's your car?

The cap there?

Chase after the cap

Driving at your fastest speed

Get out of my way

Don't be stupid

How did you drive?

Lucky, I have seat belt on

This belt very good

Behind the car

Help me get rid of this damn belt

Hurry up!

Don't run!

You!

Get down!

You, get down!

Don't run!...

Don't hit!...

Bastard!

Go after him!...

You'll be alright? Hubby!

Will be OK

Go away!...

Up!

What do you want?

Crazy!

Attention

We found a dangerous,

mad man

Stole a cap no CC328

driving toward south east direction

If anyone finds him,

catch him and report to the police

This is it, arrest them

Be careful...

What happens to your hands

When all my skin colour fades out

I will vanish forever

People in the car,

get out and surrender!

Beware, the car is coming backward

If I don't help you, you'll get into real trouble

It is my previous spirit, Happy Ghost!

After I change to this new hair style,

my super power is stronger!

Turn!

My eyes really have problem, honey

Driving license please

Please give me a chance, Sir!

Why do you give me a ticket,

not to him

Terrific, I can't believe it

We only have 2 more minutes left

Take a short cut

Flying up?

No, we go under the ground

If you can't have the baby out you need an operation

No...

I'll have a scar

Your tummy will not only scar but mince

One more minute left

Take her to reincarnate now

Thanks!

Thanks!

What is that man doing?

Excuse me!

What room number to you are looking for?

Please, excuse me

Go to hell!

Not hell but reincarnation

Thanks, Ah Kwai!

Not at all

Because of me, you gave up a lot

Don't mention it, like what you told me

One's success

is depending on one's own effort

I have to go. Take care!

Wait for me

After 18 years, I'll marry you

Bye!

Here is Han. She is borne

My wife got a baby boy or girl?

A baby girl, good

Congratulation, Mr Koo!

You've got a baby girl

It's true, Han

It's really Han

Han!

That maniac

I will wait for you, Han

Are you crazy?

He is absolutely out of his mind

Take him to Castle Peak

Take him to Castle Peak

I'll marry your daughter

Father-in-law!