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I had no idea so much
went into a wedding.
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Speaking as your wife,
that was clear.
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Five boxes...
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..six, seven, eight... in here.
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And ten in the lobby. Excellent.
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Right. Lift from the knees!
Trust me, you don't want a hernia.
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Head! What?
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...chog.
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Hedgehog. Sorry.
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I thought I saw a hedgehog. Where?
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Did you? Mm-mm.
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No. Ah.
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Chase it out with a broom.
They'll leave fleas in the rug!
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Now, the other bit. I have you down
for night lookout this evening.
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Again? Can't he do it? I mean...
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..me do it? Hardly.
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There's a lot of valuable
ordnance on base, and, while
your counterpart here
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is very dextrous, observation
is not his strong suit.
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OK. Fine. Pick me up at six.
Literally.
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HUMPHREY CHUCKLES Very good.
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Oh, no, no, no!
I know you're on a budget,
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but where are the oyster forks?
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They're not having oysters. What?!
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How much? To hire knives and forks?!
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It's wedding silver, Mike.
It's got to be top quality.
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Don't try to bend them!
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That's just what I heard.
No, don't be daft.
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Course it ain't haunted.
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Just act natural.
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If anyone asks, we're couriers
who got lost in the grounds
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while looking for a toilet,
cos you needed to go urgently
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due to a recent operation
to remove a small section of bowel.
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That's a lot of detail, Vin.
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That's what makes it believable.
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Now, Pete says this place has been
getting deliveries all week
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for some big wedding bash.
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Silverware, furniture,
PA system - all quality stuff.
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So, what's the plan?
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So we case the joint,
find a way in... Uh-huh.
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..then come back
when they're asleep...
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..and nick it.
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I don't want him to!
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Great. They're doing Music Club...
Well, they're busy.
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They won't even know I'm out.
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You haven't told them?
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It would just become
some whole big thing
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and it's better if I just sneak out.
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They won't bother you. Hmm.
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You've been on your own
with them before.
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Yeah, not at night,
with the house all dark and creepy
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and them all dead and weird.
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You still can come with us,
you know?
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Nah. You go.
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They're your friends, really.
I'll be fine,
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with the... dead people.
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Thanks for waiting. No problem.
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This is perfect. They're going out.
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Come on, now's our chance.
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But I've still got the thighs.
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God, you eat slowly.
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Well, I have got that bowel thing.
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No, you haven't.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, no, that's cool.
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No, no, no. No reason.
I just thought,
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if you wanted to pop round,
play a bit of Xbox or something,
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but it's fine - another time. Yep.
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All right, say hello to...
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BEEP Hello?
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Ah! HE SIGHS
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Coming up tonight
in The Love Nest...
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I like ya and I love ya, but
I don't like ya - know what I mean?
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Yeah. I mean, no.
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I just don't think
you've shown me the real you.
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I have. You touched it.
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That's not what I mean.
I just think you're a bit...
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Right. I know you can hear me...
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Now, I'm going to stay in here, OK?
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And you stay... anywhere else.
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I don't want any trouble.
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I just want to watch my show,
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and eat my trifle,
and go to sleep...
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Not that I will sleep.
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Haunted house. On my own.
In the middle of nowh...
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Oh.
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Oh, visitors!
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Intruders?
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Intruders.
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Intruders!
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Snare drum! # Pom pom pom
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Intruders!
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Anyone?
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# Ba ba ba ba
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Horn section!
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Piccolo! # Bum bum ba ba
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Sh!
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Whatever was that?
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It's the Coldstream Guards.
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No, no. It come from down stair.
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Now...
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Ah, ah, ah!
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Oh! I know what this is!
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A masked ball!
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No, no. We had this at
the Bramptons'. It's, um...
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A burglary! ..insurance fraud.
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Oh, yes, I suppose it might
actually be a burglary. Yeah.
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Good Lord, there's another one.
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Well, I can't see no cameras.
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Oh, it's you, Nev.
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I didn't recognise you.
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I was just wearing a hat.
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Oh. Right.
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Let's see what's worth nicking,
shall we?
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All right. We have enemy insurgents.
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Somebody warn Alison.
Tell her to inform the authorities.
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Where is she?
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In bed, I think. I'll go!
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In the meantime,
we must NOT lose sight of them.
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Fanny, keep eyes on
the leader. Right.
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Kitty, Mary - make a note of
anything that they try to steal.
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We'll need a full inventory.
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Ahem... A list!
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Oh.
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And as for you...
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No! Leave this one to me.
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I am placing you
under a citizen's arrest.
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You do not have to say anything, but
anything you do say will be taken...
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Wurgh! Ohhh!
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Cheeky little blighter.
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Tray. One tray.
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Silver tray.
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How dare you!
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You contemptible, odious...
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Candlestick. One candlestick.
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No, no, no. Those come as a pair.
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Forks. Just forks?
You need a full canteen.
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A dinner service requires
a full canteen!
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He's taken nothing.
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Still nothing.
Yes, thank you, Mary.
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Young man,
you are heading down a dark path.
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But it's not too late, you know.
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You're yet to commit
a serious offence...
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HE GASPS Borstal.
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You're going to borstal.
They're going to eat you alive.
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Nothing here.
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See?
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Anything? NEV GASPS
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Can you smell that? What is that?
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HE SNIFFS What?
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I'm telling you -
this place ain't right.
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You ain't right. Come on,
I think I've found the DJ kit.
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Right. DJ kit...
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She's not here! Alison!
He's alone up there.
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Maybe she's left him!
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Or gone out? Probably just gone out.
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Gentlemen...
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..we're on our own.
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Right. Box, 'nother box, bigger box.
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And some worms.
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It is a lot to remember.
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No, it's only...
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What did I just say?
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Oh! Alison taught me
a clever way of remembering things
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when I kept forgetting
the colours in a rainbow.
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You make a sentence
with the same first letters.
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So, it's Richard Of York
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Gave Battle In Vain.
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So that's red, orange, yellow...
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..grey...
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..blue... Yeah?
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..indigo...
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..v-v-v... ery light blue.
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A rainbow!
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Sounds right.
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So, candlesticks, cutlery
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and silver tray could be...
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Cups? Yes!
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Cups. And...
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S-s-s-s-s...
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...some more cups.
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Exactly!
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Oh, that muddles things. Oh.
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Move it along, man!
Push for the finish!
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Yes!
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What service do you require?
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The police, please!
The constabulary.
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Do you need fire,
police or ambulance?
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We not think this through.
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Hello, is anyone there?
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Oh! The plague girl can be heard!
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Yes! To the pantry!
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Hang on.
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Was that always like that?
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Ghosts! It was definitely ghosts!
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Or I might have knocked it.
I do do that.
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What? Do you think someone's here?
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Shouldn't be, but...
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Let's be on the safe side.
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Cut the phone line.
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No - the main one.
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No - the main one!
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Outside.
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Come! Come! This way. That's it.
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What? Who did that?
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Right, pay attention.
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Just ask for the police.
Tell them a burglary is in progress
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at Button House, then give them
the address. Got it?
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Emergency services.
What service do you require?
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Yes, please, Jemima.
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I think maybe that's all she does.
Honestly.
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Why is no-one ever alive
when you need them?
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Well... someone is.
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Still nothing.
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Is he dead? I wish.
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No, I don't. Wait. Hang on...
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Scratch his head.
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Thatcher's dead?!
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No. Scratch his head.
Or, like, jab him.
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Come on. I'm exhausted!
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Don't complain about it. It's a
gift. All right! Da-da-da-da!
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Give me some space.
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Shwa-da!
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Oh, man!
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Eeny meeny miny...
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Main one.
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You could try prodding his...
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No!
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No?
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Hello? Can you hear me?
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If you can hear me,
all you have to do is...
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Hmm.
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Did you cut the wrong cable?
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It's possible. HE SIGHS
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What d'ya reckon?
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Well, it's a fine piece.
Look at the brushwork.
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Dunno.
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Oh, you "dunno".
How are things at Sotheby's?
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The frame's all cracked.
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Well, forget the frame,
just cut out the canvas!
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Ugh!
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Trust me, it'll work.
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Well, look, I just...
I don't feel comfortable...
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Oh, not still asleep?
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I HAVE been trying!
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But we need his help.
He's our only hope.
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Star Wars!
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Well, I've done my bit.
Good luck with it all.
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Wait!
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In case of emergency...
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..break glass!
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JULIAN SIGHS Fine.
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But if I get RSI, I'm suing.
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Come along.
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Shammo!
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Mi-wadi-wadi-wadi...
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Push that! Push!
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Ah, good quality.
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Ooh!
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Ah! Made in Britain.
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Right.
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Shhh!
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Vin!
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Maybe someone is in here.
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Or some-THING. Shut up, Nev.
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Grab that candlestick.
266
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,296
Right.
267
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,496
Not that. That!
268
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,096
I thought this WAS a candlestick.
269
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,520
That's just a candle.
270
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,056
But it's in the shape of a stick.
271
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,976
Yes, it's the shape of
a stick, but...
272
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,440
Look, just grab that!
273
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,576
All right, this isn't funny.
274
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,976
Stop messing about. Seriously.
275
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,816
He's up.
276
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,616
Yes, but how do we
communicate with him?
277
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,976
SNAPS FINGERS Morse code!
278
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,136
Will he know Morse code?
279
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,096
Everyone knows Morse code.
280
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,496
Fine. I'll try.
281
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,400
But something light! Getting crampy.
282
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:24,256
Eh... Ah. Yes, probably not
the best choice.
283
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,440
Hmm.
284
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,456
They've... They've gone what?
285
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,016
Mike, I can barely hear you.
286
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,816
Rogue! They've gone rogue!
The ghosts.
287
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,176
He on phone!
288
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,216
Robin?
289
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,816
Ooh! It Alison!
290
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,816
Alison! There are insurgents!
291
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,736
I don't know why,
but they've wrecked the joint
292
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,376
and broke the lights
and blown the power
293
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,136
and I don't know what
I'm going to do. Mike!
294
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,856
Mike. Sorry, can you stop talking?
Can you open the wardrobe door?
295
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,896
What makes you think
I'm in the wardrobe?
296
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,696
Are you? Yes.
297
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:07,760
Yes.
298
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,136
Shush up! Shush up! One at a time.
299
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,136
Alison, there is a burglary
in progress.
300
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,896
The authorities must be
notified at once!
301
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:16,416
Oh, my... Over.
302
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:19,736
Mike! Mike, there are burglars
in the house.
303
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:20,856
What?!
304
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,936
Can you just hang up, and stay where
you are and call the police?
305
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,096
I'm on my way! Right.
306
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,600
Oh, no.
307
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,760
Oh, come on!
308
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,616
Anything?
309
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:35,976
Nope. No-one here.
310
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,976
Yeah, well,
I definitely heard something.
311
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,600
Come on. Let's finish up
and get out of here.
312
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:02,096
Right, if you can hear me,
knock three times.
313
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,400
Why THREE times?
314
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,976
Yes! Well done.
315
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,256
Well, yeah, you know.
316
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:21,576
Right. OK.
Where are the burglars now?
317
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,736
Well, how the hell
am I supposed to answer that?
318
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:24,936
No, that doesn't... Um...
319
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,336
What DOES she see in him?
320
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,536
Right, OK...
321
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,616
What weapons have they got?
322
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,616
No. How many burglars are there?
323
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:33,976
Ah, yes, can do that.
324
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,016
And where are they? ALL SIGH
325
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,416
Oh, this is futile.
326
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,176
Are they bigger than me? No...
327
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,576
Or smaller?
328
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,120
Oh, I think I've had an idea!
329
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,736
Me? Again?
330
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:51,216
God! I haven't worked this hard
since that animal welfare bill.
331
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,696
YOU had an animal welfare bill?
332
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,656
No, no. I was lobbying against it.
333
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:55,800
Balls to animals.
334
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,176
This way, everyone.
335
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,280
To the bog!
Knock twice if you're still here.
336
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,960
JULIAN YELLS That's it.
337
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,120
Oh.
338
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,136
Very good. Good, good.
339
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,920
Very good. Yes, yes.
340
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,216
Ooh! OK, Robin.
341
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,256
Every time.
342
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,416
There we go.
343
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,416
OK...
344
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,016
..how many burglars are there?
345
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,976
Ah. All right. Here we go.
346
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:37,960
Come on.
347
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,240
Two.
348
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:44,736
20?
349
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,160
I need to get out of here!
350
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,456
What are you doing? There's not 20!
351
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,416
No, I was writing, "2 of them."
352
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,776
Just write, "2."
353
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,536
Well, you know, hindsight is
a wonderful thing, isn't it?
354
00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,656
Moron!
355
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,736
Hi. Do you have a car?
356
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,296
30 minutes. Could it be 20?
357
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,376
It could be 40.
358
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,296
I'm sorry, are you haggling
with... time?
359
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,320
Look, it's an hour, love -
take it or leave it.
360
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,656
What are you doing? Oi!
What the...?
361
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,976
Well, that's just
wonderful, isn't it?
362
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,016
Michael's gone AWOL,
Alison is off-base,
and we have absolutely no way
363
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,776
of contacting the authorities.
We have to do something. Any ideas?
364
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,856
Uh... Ooh!
365
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,040
Yes, please, Robin.
366
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,976
Oh, that's very helpful, isn't it?
A deserter!
367
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,256
I could have you shot
for that, you know!
368
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,696
Ooh...
369
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:42,760
Well...
370
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,016
Do you think this is gold?
371
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,056
No, it's silver.
372
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,856
How do you know?
Because it's silver.
373
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,360
Just put it in the bag.
374
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,160
Hyah!
375
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,416
Why is everything so old?
376
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:45,896
Who's there?
377
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,960
Me, you moron. Oh, sorry, Vin.
378
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,416
Well, swaddle them in something!
379
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,816
If they crack,
they're worth nothing.
380
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,296
Caused Godwin's dog...
381
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,936
..to puke up... turnip?
382
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,296
Juice!
383
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,456
I think putting it to music helped.
384
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,296
To be honest, I think
I was nailing it anyways.
385
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,976
Hello.
386
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,176
Were you murdered
while hitch-hiking, too?
387
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,336
Huh?
388
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,760
Oh, no. Oh...
389
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,816
No. Er, no. I was...
390
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,680
I've got to go. I...
391
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,576
Anything else?
392
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,880
Pete said
there's disco lights.
393
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,240
Oh, what's got into them?
394
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,736
Burglars?
395
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:38,920
Stay there, Bunny.
396
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,240
They'll rue the day!
397
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,800
Hi. Hello?
398
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,656
Hi. Sorry, um,
I know this is a long shot,
399
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,816
but I need to get home urgently...
400
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:57,016
Oh, look! Hi!
401
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,936
Hi.
402
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,136
What? Out there? In the garden?
403
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,656
Who goes there?
404
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,160
HE SIGHS Bitches!
405
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:28,696
No, no, no. Those were only pewter.
406
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,576
Save that space,
and go back for the champagne!
407
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,896
Just here, driver!
408
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,496
I can jump off at the turning.
409
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,136
Bye! Bye!
410
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,096
I reckon that's it.
411
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,656
You've made your bed.
412
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,696
Don't come crying to me
when you bend over in the shower
413
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,920
and someone puts drugs
in your bottom!
414
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,880
I watched a film about borstal.
415
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,376
Bits of it.
416
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,776
Well, mission very much
NOT accomplished.
417
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,280
At least, tell me
you got an inventory.
418
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,496
KITTY HUMS Caused...
419
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,256
..Godwin's dog to... # Three...
420
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,016
Cups.
421
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,656
And a rainbow!
422
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,496
- Just give them here.
- What?
423
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,216
Let's get out of here.
424
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,920
What?
425
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,856
Oh, my God, it's a ghost!
I told you!
426
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,856
Get in the van, Nev.
427
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,056
Yeah, run away. Go on...
428
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,056
Oh, just leaving
the witness alive, are we?
429
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,776
Not even a threat of violence?
430
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,936
At least, take some identification
431
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,560
and say you'll be back
if he contacts the authori...
432
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,520
What have I become?
433
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,816
I can't believe we
got away with it.
434
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,296
See? Absolute piece of...
435
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:20,696
Ah!
436
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,296
Don't bally move!
437
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,136
I've got a problem with my bowel!
438
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,920
Move an inch and you will have.
439
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,176
Good girls. Good girls!
440
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,216
Ah! Annabel!
441
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,736
Alison.
442
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,496
..pivots in the middle.
443
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,176
Ow!
I fought in an actual battle...
444
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,416
There are burglars!
445
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,816
But you know that.
446
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:48,056
As a pivotal member of
the local neighbourhood watch,
447
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:52,096
I was keeping my usual vigil
over the surrounding estates...
448
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:54,016
The operator thought
she heard a child,
449
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,856
so we traced the number
and got the address.
450
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:56,896
What?
451
00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:00,256
But we'd have been too late
if it weren't for your friend here.
452
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,520
Thank you.
453
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,480
No, no. Least I could do.
454
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,296
No-one to blame
but yourself, Neville.
455
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,736
You mark my words. They're going
throw the book at you, son.
456
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:17,056
What do you reckon?
No previous. Probably probation.
457
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,856
You what?!
458
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:23,176
I mean, they do still freak me out.
But, well... they did good tonight.
459
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,616
Yeah, they properly saved our skins.
460
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:30,536
And to think, when I first met them,
they seemed so selfish.
461
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,256
Well, close the door, then!
462
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,280
I've had a hell of a day.
463
00:26:47,384 --> 00:26:50,384
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