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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,720 Let's continue with music but let’s change universe. 2 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:04,280 With a dedication from Lucien to his wife... 3 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,480 who will recognize herself. 4 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,280 That was you, Lucien. - What? 5 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,520 Was that you? - Of course not. 6 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,400 France, we're home. 7 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:32,680 Oh, we are. 8 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,920 Mom? - Romain!? 9 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:53,440 You scared me. How come you're here? - You're not at the seashore? 10 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:57,880 Granny had forgotten, she had tenants. We had to come back earlier. 11 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,080 I thought you were at your apartment. 12 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,840 I came back here to study. Where's Dad? 13 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,720 He had an errand. 14 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,160 This is Cléo. 15 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,800 We're going upstairs. 16 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:21,360 Nice to meet you, Cléo. 17 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,240 We're on our way. 18 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:39,520 Don't look at me like that. You didn't even know we were here. 19 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,080 We have a long way to go. We want to avoid traffic. 20 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:43,880 No, I can finally meet her. 21 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:47,280 Your brother is coming with Agathe. We can all eat together. 22 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,360 It's not a good idea. Cléo is tired and we have work to do. 23 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:55,320 I've cooked for everybody. You can't just say no. 24 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:58,560 You can't just tell us on such short notice, Mom. 25 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,720 Turn that thing off. We're talking. 26 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,680 Don't bake a cake. We're not staying. 27 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,120 Mom...? 28 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,400 I have to tell you something about Cléo. 29 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,480 I want to introduce her to you but not like this. 30 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:15,360 Mom...? 31 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,000 Mom, stop this fucking... 32 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:19,640 What? 33 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,400 OK, we're staying. 34 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,440 Happy? 35 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:41,320 So, what's the baby's name going to be? 36 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,200 Well,... we still don't know. - Do you know? 37 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:45,720 I do. - In that case... 38 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:49,120 They don't want to tell us. - "They don't want to tell us..." 39 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:52,560 You'll know soon enough. - Watch out, here they come. 40 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,400 So, let me introduce Cléo. 41 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,360 Hello. 42 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:18,160 Hi, my name's Agathe. I'm Michael's girlfriend. 43 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:19,600 Nice to meet you. 44 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:25,480 Thanks. - Well... 45 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,240 Cheers! 46 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,960 Mom...? 47 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,760 Did you know that... 48 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:51,440 that Romain was a homo? 49 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,680 What are you talking about? - Well, mmh... 50 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,400 Cléo is... 51 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,400 is not a girl. 52 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,560 It's a... 53 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,760 It's not a man either. 54 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,080 Well, mmh... 55 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,560 Go check if your father's taking care of the drinks. 56 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:21,960 In fact, Mom, Romain is not a homo 57 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,600 'cause Cléo is a tranny. 58 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,160 No, a trans. 59 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:33,160 Michael, please go check your father's taking care of the drinks. 60 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:55,920 France!? 61 00:06:58,240 --> 00:06:59,760 You knew about it! 62 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:15,920 Are you OK, Mom? 63 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:18,760 Yes, of course. 64 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,400 I'm fine. What about you? 65 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:24,400 I've burnt the sauce, so,... 66 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,920 I'm making some more. 67 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:32,440 So, I have to add extra spice, too. 68 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,560 It's normal... 69 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,880 Go join the others. 70 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,840 I'm fine. I'm fine. 71 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:42,400 Go join the others, I'll be fine. 72 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:45,280 You'd better open the window, something has burnt. 73 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:51,520 So, Lucien, your holidays? 74 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:55,240 Did you have time to rest a little? 75 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,360 What? - Your holidays at the seashore? 76 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,920 Yeah, it was nice. Nice... 77 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,040 How was the weather? 78 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:07,120 We can soon sit down to dinner. 79 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,640 There's a drop of sauce... 80 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:55,640 What? 81 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:58,720 Just saying there's a drop of sauce... 82 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,440 on your cheek. 83 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,800 Don't worry. 84 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,440 Dinner's ready. 85 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:22,680 What is it? It looks delicious! - Fish. 86 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:29,040 Let's eat. - The neighbour's there. 87 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,160 Can we ever have some peace here... 88 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,480 Seems delicious, France. 89 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,880 Looks strange... Looks strange, don't you think? 90 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:05,960 Michael! 91 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:10,120 Sorry. That's not what he meant. 92 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:13,120 Mom, I was talking about the sauce. 93 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,840 Maybe it's a bit too spicy? 94 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,560 I've never messed up a sauce. 95 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:34,440 Well, Cléo is in a band. 96 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,000 What do you do in the band? - I'm a singer. 97 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,960 Cool! What's the name? 98 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,960 Calamity. - What's she saying? 99 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:45,320 Calamity. - I don’t understand. 100 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,720 Who wants some? - I do. 101 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,760 Boys, clear the table. I'm going for a bit of fresh air. 102 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,960 Can I... Can I have a bit of your wine? 103 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:48,440 Yes. 104 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:52,000 Thanks. You're slender, you are. 105 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,240 Well, thanks. - Do you work out or anything? 106 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:59,160 I dance a lot. Yes, I dance. - You do? That's great. 107 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,520 I stopped, due to the state I'm in. - I can imagine. 108 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:07,320 They're... totally exploding! 109 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,640 Do you want... some like these? 110 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,360 I mean, later? - No, no. 111 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,520 A bit smaller. - Smaller? 112 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:21,560 Yep, but it's... 113 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:24,040 I'm only at the beginning of my treatment. 114 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,160 OK. 115 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,440 Lucien? 116 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,360 I can't find the eskimo pies. 117 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,960 We still had some. 118 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,640 There was a whole box, I'm sure. 119 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,040 They'll get over it. 120 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,440 No, they won't get over it. 121 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,000 Can't you see he's nuts? 122 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,120 We were doing fine, weren't we? 123 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:10,040 I'm sure everything can get back to normal. 124 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,680 We have to discuss this with him. 125 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,720 We have to talk to him. 126 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,720 Have a great big discussion, talk, talk, talk... 127 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,960 Why didn't you tell me anything? 128 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,960 I don't understand. 129 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:34,840 Romain?... 130 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,440 Do you sleep together? 131 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,840 The only thing you want to know is if we sleep together? 132 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,920 We're waiting to get married. 133 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,280 What are you doing, Mom? 134 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,600 I'm making him a bed... 135 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:13,200 Her... Well, a bed. 136 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:17,600 Cléo's going to sleep here. This will be perfect. 137 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,880 Mom, I have a bedroom. 138 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,000 Stop this! 139 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,360 We can't do whatever we want. 140 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,400 Things don't happen like that, Romain. 141 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,960 You have to be reasonable. 142 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,360 You have to live with it. - You live with it, if you can. 143 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,200 I can't. 144 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,800 For a mother, it's normal. 145 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:30,920 It's... 146 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,360 You have to understand me. 147 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,320 Are you sure about this life you're choosing? 148 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,960 You've probably never known a woman. 149 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,160 That's it. 150 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,080 Forgive me, France. 151 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,000 It's my fault. 152 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,000 It's my fault. 153 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,400 Are you happy? You and Romain? 154 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,240 We are. 155 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,280 You... 156 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,320 You smoke now. 157 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,640 Did you talk to them? 158 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:01,560 I did. 159 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,560 I found the eskimo pies. 160 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,720 Do you know where they were? 161 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,760 At the bottom. 162 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,920 At the very bottom of the freezer. 163 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,760 That's where... That's where we hid them. Remember? 164 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,520 The boys ate them all the time so we used to hide them. 165 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,000 One was on the look out. The other was in the freezer. 166 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,080 I know what. 167 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,880 I'm going to throw the freezer away. 168 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,840 It's taking up too much space. 169 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,880 It's just the two of us, now. 170 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,480 I'm going to clean all that up. Chuck it all out. 171 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,960 Stop it. 172 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,640 Lucien. 173 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,520 Subtitles Babel Subtitling - babelSUB.be 11167

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