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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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What is happening to our family?
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Mom, getting kicked out of the church.
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Georgie having a baby out of wedlock.
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We really are white trash.
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But the church is still your family.
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I'd just hate to see you
walk away from the Lord.
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Feels like he's walking away from me.
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You looking for a new church?
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Not yet.
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'Cause I can see you going Catholic.
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You got a "get thee to a nunnery" vibe.
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Oh. Mom. Really?
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Passion's Harvest?
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The main character's name is Passion.
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She's inherited her daddy's farm,
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and there's a stud in the stable.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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Read it, then tell
me how terrible it is.
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I'm not reading this trash.
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So you're literally
judging a book by its cover?
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All right.
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Fine. I'll give it a look.
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How come you've
dog-eared all these pages?
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You'll see.
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Ethically, can science ever go too far?
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Just because we can do something,
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does that mean we should do something?
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Yes.
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I haven't finished.
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- I'm sorry, go on.
- Ethically,
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should science have any limitations?
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No.
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Interesting.
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What about human cloning?
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More of me? Yes, please.
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Well, what about more of everyone else?
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No, thank you.
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What about, uh, dinosaurs?
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Herbivores, yes. Carnivores, no.
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Well, what about the herbivores
who can squash you like a bug?
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Good point. No dinosaurs.
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- So, cloning is unethical?
- Right.
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But what if we were to
clone Albert Einstein?
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That would be swell.
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At some point, I'm
going to need a sidekick.
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So, cloning is ethical?
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Right, because Albert
Einstein, unlike the dinosaur,
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harmed no one.
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I think the victims of the atomic bomb,
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which his discoveries helped
create, might disagree.
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So, what's the right answer?
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That's why we're here, to find that out.
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Why don't you just tell us?
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- Why don't you?
- I asked you first.
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You're it, no backsies.
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This is such trash.
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Oh, Passion, not the stable.
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That's where the horses
do their business.
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All night long? Who wants that?
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Who's in there?
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Uh, me.
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I'll just be a minute.
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I really need to go!
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It's occupied!
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I could write a better book than this.
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Mom!
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Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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I was at the grocery store and
I picked some things up for you.
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Thanks, but I can buy my own groceries.
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I know, but you're eating for two.
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I thought I should help out.
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Three kinds of pickles?
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Everybody knows pregnant
ladies like those.
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Okay, I'm throwing up enough as it is.
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Why is it so dark in there?
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No reason.
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What's with the candles?
Are you on a date?
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You think I'd dress like this on a date?
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I think you look good.
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Well, I don't, and if I was on a date,
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it'd be none of your business.
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Then why are you sitting in the dark?
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Okay. It's not a big deal.
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I was a little short on
the power bill this month.
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How come?
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Well, waiting tables
and morning sickness,
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not a great combination.
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Definitely got reflected in my tips.
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Don't worry.
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I'll pay to get your
power turned back on.
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I'm not a charity case. I
can figure this out on my own.
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But you can't even watch TV.
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- What kind of life is that?
- It's fine.
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I can hear the neighbors fight.
That's almost as good as TV.
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Hmm. Well, I'll leave you with this.
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There's some ice cream in there.
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You might want to make that a priority.
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Okay. Good night.
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I got you the kind with
three different flavors
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'cause I didn't know what you liked.
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- Bye.
- It's chocolate, vanilla and pink.
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Chapter one.
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When Marie stepped into the
bar, she knew she looked good.
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But not in a vulgar way,
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more for what she didn't
show than what she did.
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- Well, hello.
- Hi.
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- ♪ Woman ♪
- Dusty.
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- ♪ Take me in your arms... ♪
- That's not a name.
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That's a poorly kept house.
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What's your mother call you?
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Dustin.
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I like that.
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And you are?
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- Marie.
- Marie.
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What are you drinking, Marie?
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A dirty martini.
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Really? How dirty?
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Very.
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Hmm.
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- Sheldon?
- Dr. Sturgis.
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I don't think I can do the assignment.
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Why not?
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Just pick either side
of any ethical argument
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and present it.
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But how do I know which
argument to present?
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Any one you want.
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And how do I know which side to take?
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Any side you want.
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But I want to take the right side.
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Maybe there is no right side.
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This is torture, and that can't be ethical.
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There you go! You picked a subject.
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And a side.
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Oh. Good. Torture is unethical.
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That's clearly the correct position.
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I agree.
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But what if there's a bomb
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hidden underneath the city
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and someone says that the only
way to find out its location
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is through torture?
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Answer that.
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Let's see.
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Batman plays by Gotham City rules
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and would use torture,
but Superman's got
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those Midwest values.
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I hate ethics!
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Haven't seen you here before.
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Well, I'm just passing through.
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Tonight, I'm here.
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Tomorrow, who knows.
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Hmm.
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Guess we'll have to make
the most of tonight, then.
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I guess so.
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What do you say...
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we get out of here?
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What do you have in mind?
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I don't know.
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I was thinking maybe we take a walk.
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You can tell me more about
your hopes and dreams.
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What's going on in here...
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and all the way down here.
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You really want that?
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To know who you really are?
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There's nothing I want more.
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Oh, my.
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Hi.
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Hey. This is a surprise.
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Sorry to just drop in.
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No. No, it's okay.
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Let me just...
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Sorry.
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The cleaning lady didn't come today.
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- Your mother?
- Good one.
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So, what's going on?
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Um...
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So, you know how I said I
had everything under control?
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- Yeah.
- Things have changed.
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I wasn't just short on the power bill.
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I was also short on the rent,
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and, uh, now I'm short
on a place to live.
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Oh, okay, well, you're
welcome to stay here.
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Mi garage, su garage.
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- It'd just be for a little while.
- Stay as long as you need.
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You got stuff in your
car? Should I go get it?
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Yeah, about that, um...
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All my stuff's in the apartment
and my landlord padlocked it.
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That ain't right.
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He said when I pay the
back rent he'll let me in.
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Hell with that, I'll go get your stuff.
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How are you gonna do that?
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Don't you worry about it,
make yourself comfortable.
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Okay.
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Oh, you hungry?
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You want some SpaghettiOs?
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I'm sorry, that was rude.
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There's your clean spoon.
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- Can I change the channel?
- Well, I'm watching this.
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I miss when you had a real
job and were gone more.
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Can you two help me with my homework?
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Did I hear him right?
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Yeah, he asked for help.
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- With his schoolwork?
- Yep.
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- How long have you known him?
- All my life.
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- Has he ever asked for help?
- No.
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- Hello.
- Hang on.
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Is this some kind of prank?
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It's not a prank. I just
need help with my homework.
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- Did a bully take it from you?
- No.
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Is it real heavy? You
need help lifting it?
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No, I need your opinion
on an ethical dilemma.
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Should robots have the
same rights as humans?
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That depends.
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What's "ethical" mean?
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Don't shoot! I'm not a robber!
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Turn around real slow.
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How's this? 'Cause I can go slower.
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You picked the wrong
apartment, little man.
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Ain't this 208?
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It's 207.
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I'm in the wrong apartment.
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I just said that.
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I can explain.
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My girlfriend... well, she's
not really my girlfriend,
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but she's having my baby.
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She got evicted,
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and I came to get her stuff.
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Are you talking about Mandy?
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Yes.
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You're the dumb bastard
that knocked her up?
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Yes, that's me! Not a
robber, dumb bastard!
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Aw, hell.
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Put your hands down.
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I ain't gonna shoot you.
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I saw the padlock on her door.
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Yeah, and all her stuff's in there.
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I came to get it for her.
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I like that girl.
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She's a good one.
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I agree.
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Why don't you marry her?
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I'm trying. She don't want to.
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So, you think getting her
toothbrush's gonna change that?
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Couldn't hurt.
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So, what do you say, can I go?
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Yeah.
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Thank you, sir. Good night, sir.
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Sorry to bother you, sir.
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Nice kid.
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Glad I didn't kill him.
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Sometimes I feel like, at my age,
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I should have everything
all figured out.
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But I don't.
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Nobody has it all figured out.
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You ever get scared?
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Oh, yeah. All the time.
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I mean, like right now, I...
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I'm scared you won't like me.
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Oh, Dusty.
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You don't have to worry about that.
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You promise?
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With God as my witness.
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Well, I hope he's not
watching right now,
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'cause I'm about to kiss you.
267
00:11:52,609 --> 00:11:54,076
What you writing?
268
00:11:54,078 --> 00:11:57,416
Oh. Uh, just making a list of chores
269
00:11:57,418 --> 00:11:59,353
that need to get done.
270
00:11:59,355 --> 00:12:01,957
Well, that doesn't sound like fun.
271
00:12:01,959 --> 00:12:03,694
Well...
272
00:12:03,696 --> 00:12:05,664
one of them is.
273
00:12:05,666 --> 00:12:07,794
I'll get to the rain gutters.
274
00:12:07,797 --> 00:12:09,267
You just got to...
275
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,707
Mm. Mmm.
276
00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:13,379
What's happening?
277
00:12:13,381 --> 00:12:16,153
Why don't you come to
the bedroom and find out?
278
00:12:18,272 --> 00:12:19,739
Weird day.
279
00:12:19,742 --> 00:12:21,394
Did you have any problems
280
00:12:21,396 --> 00:12:22,929
getting into the apartment?
281
00:12:22,931 --> 00:12:24,322
No.
282
00:12:24,325 --> 00:12:26,069
In the right window,
out the right window.
283
00:12:26,071 --> 00:12:27,374
Easy peasy.
284
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:30,543
You can hang your dresses
and whatnot on the barbell.
285
00:12:30,546 --> 00:12:31,880
Fancy.
286
00:12:31,882 --> 00:12:34,440
So we're clear, uh,
287
00:12:34,443 --> 00:12:36,788
just 'cause we're sleeping together
288
00:12:36,791 --> 00:12:39,428
doesn't mean we're...
"sleeping" together.
289
00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:40,579
I understand.
290
00:12:40,582 --> 00:12:42,700
If you want, you can take the
bed and I'll sleep on the floor.
291
00:12:42,702 --> 00:12:44,704
Oh, I can't ask you to do that.
292
00:12:44,706 --> 00:12:48,177
It's okay. I got a
sleeping bag, and I'm young.
293
00:12:48,179 --> 00:12:51,016
We'll share the bed, just, uh,
keep your hands to yourself.
294
00:12:51,018 --> 00:12:53,987
Works both ways. You keep
your hands to yourself.
295
00:12:53,989 --> 00:12:55,373
I'll manage.
296
00:12:55,376 --> 00:12:57,728
Well, if you find you
can't, that's okay, too.
297
00:12:57,731 --> 00:13:00,066
Hey, uh, what's the bathroom situation?
298
00:13:00,068 --> 00:13:02,400
Oh, I pay rent. You can
use the one in the house.
299
00:13:02,403 --> 00:13:04,942
Good, I was afraid you
were gonna say that sink.
300
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,613
The sink?
301
00:13:07,615 --> 00:13:09,082
That's kind of gross.
302
00:13:09,084 --> 00:13:10,788
I'll be right back.
303
00:13:15,364 --> 00:13:17,768
Looks like you're just a sink again.
304
00:13:23,111 --> 00:13:24,312
Oh, George.
305
00:13:24,314 --> 00:13:25,647
Mm, you like that?
306
00:13:25,649 --> 00:13:26,963
I love that.
307
00:13:26,966 --> 00:13:28,452
How about we turn the lights off?
308
00:13:28,454 --> 00:13:29,654
Yes, please.
309
00:13:29,656 --> 00:13:31,026
Tickles!
310
00:13:31,029 --> 00:13:32,515
Get out. Get out.
311
00:13:32,518 --> 00:13:33,596
What?
312
00:13:33,598 --> 00:13:34,964
I'm using the sink.
313
00:13:34,966 --> 00:13:36,285
Sweet.
314
00:13:40,766 --> 00:13:42,014
- Good morning.
- Morning.
315
00:13:42,016 --> 00:13:43,779
Did someone have a sleepover?
316
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,250
Mandy's gonna be staying
with me for a little bit.
317
00:13:46,252 --> 00:13:47,517
Mm-hmm.
318
00:13:47,519 --> 00:13:48,618
It's not like that.
319
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,599
Didn't say it was.
320
00:13:50,602 --> 00:13:53,184
Go ahead and take a seat, I'll
make you some scrambled eggs.
321
00:13:53,187 --> 00:13:54,706
Since when do you make eggs?
322
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:55,784
I can make eggs.
323
00:13:55,787 --> 00:13:57,086
He can't make eggs.
324
00:13:57,089 --> 00:13:58,722
Actually, my stomach's a little queasy.
325
00:13:58,725 --> 00:13:59,923
How about just some toast?
326
00:13:59,925 --> 00:14:01,859
Great. Toast, I can do.
327
00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:04,259
Good morning, everyone.
328
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,494
Niblingo.
329
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:06,857
I'm sorry, what?
330
00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:08,459
It's an honorific I came up with to
331
00:14:08,462 --> 00:14:11,330
describe a woman who's carrying
my future niece or nephew
332
00:14:11,332 --> 00:14:13,231
but is not related to me by law.
333
00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:14,579
You remember Sheldon.
334
00:14:14,582 --> 00:14:15,682
I do.
335
00:14:15,685 --> 00:14:16,867
Yeah.
336
00:14:16,870 --> 00:14:17,969
I'm glad you're here.
337
00:14:17,972 --> 00:14:19,470
I have a question about robot ethics
338
00:14:19,473 --> 00:14:20,867
I was hoping you could help me with.
339
00:14:20,869 --> 00:14:22,168
Sheldon, leave her alone.
340
00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:24,536
No, it's okay, he can ask me a question.
341
00:14:24,538 --> 00:14:27,205
I'm his, uh... What am I?
342
00:14:27,207 --> 00:14:29,939
- Niblingo.
- Niblingo. What's your question?
343
00:14:29,941 --> 00:14:32,539
Ethically, should a robot
be programmed to never kill,
344
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:34,540
even if killing would save lives?
345
00:14:34,543 --> 00:14:36,176
Where's the dang toaster?
346
00:14:36,178 --> 00:14:39,511
Welcome to breakfast at our house.
347
00:14:48,584 --> 00:14:49,919
Fire!
348
00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:52,151
What? What? Where?
349
00:14:52,153 --> 00:14:54,752
You know, thanks for
keeping an eye on things.
350
00:14:54,754 --> 00:14:55,785
Sorry.
351
00:14:55,787 --> 00:14:57,653
I didn't get much sleep.
352
00:14:57,655 --> 00:14:59,187
Oh, you and Mary fighting again?
353
00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:01,392
Oh, no, we're getting along real good.
354
00:15:01,395 --> 00:15:02,427
Okay.
355
00:15:02,430 --> 00:15:04,923
I mean... real good.
356
00:15:04,926 --> 00:15:06,859
Yeah. I-I said okay.
357
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,427
It's like she's a different person.
358
00:15:08,430 --> 00:15:10,529
That reminds me of a film.
359
00:15:10,532 --> 00:15:13,693
A lady fell off a
boat, she hit her head,
360
00:15:13,696 --> 00:15:17,497
and when she woke up, she was
a completely different person.
361
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:19,072
What's your point?
362
00:15:19,075 --> 00:15:20,765
Did Mary fall off a boat recently?
363
00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:22,766
- Not that I know of.
- Well, you should ask her.
364
00:15:22,768 --> 00:15:24,502
We're not boat people, Dale.
365
00:15:25,226 --> 00:15:27,559
Something strange is
going on in the bedroom.
366
00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:28,727
Uh-huh.
367
00:15:28,730 --> 00:15:30,262
I mean, I'm happy about it.
368
00:15:30,265 --> 00:15:32,538
You know, it's actually pretty great.
369
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,005
I just...
370
00:15:34,007 --> 00:15:36,453
I don't understand why.
371
00:15:36,456 --> 00:15:38,655
See, now I'm with you there.
372
00:15:38,658 --> 00:15:40,116
When I was married to June,
373
00:15:40,119 --> 00:15:41,943
- she was going through the change.
- Hmm.
374
00:15:41,946 --> 00:15:44,444
She became downright frisky.
375
00:15:44,447 --> 00:15:46,526
I think Mary's a little
young for the change.
376
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:47,628
Well, you'd think.
377
00:15:47,631 --> 00:15:49,163
Nature's curious.
378
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:51,499
I went to school with a
kid whose hair turned gray
379
00:15:51,502 --> 00:15:53,315
in the tenth grade.
380
00:15:53,317 --> 00:15:55,983
- We called him Whitey.
- Clever.
381
00:15:55,985 --> 00:15:58,320
He used to buy us liquor.
382
00:15:58,765 --> 00:15:59,808
Oh, anyway,
383
00:15:59,811 --> 00:16:01,242
what I'm saying is that
384
00:16:01,245 --> 00:16:03,986
have the family medic
do a once-over on her.
385
00:16:03,989 --> 00:16:06,322
You know, kick the tires,
see how she's rolling.
386
00:16:06,324 --> 00:16:07,563
Yeah, thanks, Dale.
387
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:09,257
I tell you my wife wants
to have sex with me,
388
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,791
you tell me she needs to see a doctor.
389
00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:12,038
Well, I'm sorry.
390
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:15,475
You making a woman hot,
that's completely normal.
391
00:16:20,531 --> 00:16:21,639
Hey.
392
00:16:21,642 --> 00:16:23,205
Hey.
393
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,473
I thought you were working.
394
00:16:24,476 --> 00:16:26,575
Oh, I'm on lunch break.
395
00:16:26,578 --> 00:16:27,931
Brought you something to eat.
396
00:16:27,934 --> 00:16:29,631
Oh, thank you.
397
00:16:29,634 --> 00:16:32,083
Oh, I also got you some
ginger ale for your tummy.
398
00:16:33,937 --> 00:16:35,905
Why do you look like you're gonna cry?
399
00:16:36,939 --> 00:16:38,572
'Cause I am.
400
00:16:38,574 --> 00:16:40,306
What's wrong?
401
00:16:40,308 --> 00:16:42,907
My whole life.
402
00:16:42,909 --> 00:16:46,409
A year ago, I was a TV
weather girl in San Antonio,
403
00:16:46,411 --> 00:16:49,010
and now I'm living in a
garage with the 17-year-old
404
00:16:49,012 --> 00:16:50,212
who got me pregnant.
405
00:16:50,214 --> 00:16:51,894
I'll be 18 before you know it.
406
00:16:51,897 --> 00:16:53,629
But not before you're a father!
407
00:16:53,632 --> 00:16:56,103
Okay, well, what can I do?
408
00:16:56,106 --> 00:16:58,172
Nothing, you're doing great.
409
00:16:58,175 --> 00:17:00,115
That's how screwed up
my life is right now,
410
00:17:00,118 --> 00:17:02,817
you're the best part of it.
411
00:17:02,819 --> 00:17:04,818
Thank you.
412
00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:07,112
I'm really trying.
413
00:17:07,115 --> 00:17:09,248
I know you are.
414
00:17:09,251 --> 00:17:11,483
It's gonna be okay.
415
00:17:11,493 --> 00:17:13,893
Is it?
416
00:17:13,896 --> 00:17:18,563
I peed in the sink last night.
417
00:17:18,566 --> 00:17:21,426
Trust me, I'll fix this.
418
00:17:21,429 --> 00:17:24,329
Now, here's the guest room.
419
00:17:24,331 --> 00:17:26,447
Make yourself at home.
420
00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:27,891
Thank you so much.
421
00:17:27,894 --> 00:17:29,601
It's only temporary, I promise.
422
00:17:29,604 --> 00:17:31,265
Oh, no problem.
423
00:17:31,268 --> 00:17:32,475
Stay as long as you need.
424
00:17:32,478 --> 00:17:34,300
Bathroom's right down the hall.
425
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,302
Oh, boy, a bathroom.
426
00:17:36,304 --> 00:17:38,336
I'll go get the rest of your stuff.
427
00:17:38,338 --> 00:17:39,470
Thank you.
428
00:17:39,472 --> 00:17:40,837
Question about your TV...
429
00:17:40,839 --> 00:17:42,240
- I want it.
- Gotcha.
430
00:17:43,004 --> 00:17:44,998
I started working on this presentation
431
00:17:45,001 --> 00:17:47,774
to address specific ethical dilemmas.
432
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:49,375
The laws of robotics,
433
00:17:49,377 --> 00:17:51,176
whether torture can be justified,
434
00:17:51,178 --> 00:17:53,611
and cloning people for
fun and spare parts.
435
00:17:53,613 --> 00:17:55,445
But I realized before resolving
436
00:17:55,447 --> 00:17:57,779
any of these moral quandaries,
the real decision is
437
00:17:57,781 --> 00:17:59,337
who gets to decide.
438
00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:00,980
Do we put it up for a vote?
439
00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:03,182
Does everyone get to
decide for themselves?
440
00:18:03,184 --> 00:18:04,649
Should it be by committee?
441
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,017
Is that committee elected or appointed?
442
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,452
You see where I'm going?
You probably don't.
443
00:18:09,454 --> 00:18:10,885
For the smartest decision,
444
00:18:10,887 --> 00:18:12,454
we need the smartest person.
445
00:18:12,456 --> 00:18:15,314
Ladies and gentlemen, in the
field of scientific ethics,
446
00:18:15,317 --> 00:18:16,723
we can't rely on
447
00:18:16,725 --> 00:18:18,672
democracy or plutocracy.
448
00:18:18,675 --> 00:18:20,090
We need an autocracy,
449
00:18:20,092 --> 00:18:23,726
or to be more precise, a "Sheldocracy."
450
00:18:25,389 --> 00:18:29,158
Um, I don't think this
was the assignment.
451
00:18:29,161 --> 00:18:31,195
Sorry, Dr. Sturgis, I
pick the assignments now.
452
00:18:31,198 --> 00:18:32,696
Everybody, for next class,
453
00:18:32,699 --> 00:18:34,358
I want 500 words on what you can do
454
00:18:34,361 --> 00:18:35,897
to further the Sheldocracy.
455
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,599
Punishment for typos will be severe.
456
00:18:37,601 --> 00:18:39,034
Class dismissed.
457
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:40,185
Hey, that's my line.
458
00:18:40,188 --> 00:18:41,501
No, it isn't.
459
00:18:41,503 --> 00:18:43,372
Why don't you see me after class.
460
00:18:44,505 --> 00:18:45,605
Class dismissed.
461
00:18:51,624 --> 00:18:53,271
And I'm telling you,
462
00:18:53,273 --> 00:18:55,263
your feelings are valid.
463
00:18:55,265 --> 00:18:57,455
I don't know.
464
00:18:57,457 --> 00:19:00,243
Hey. Hey.
465
00:19:00,245 --> 00:19:02,633
Look at me.
466
00:19:02,635 --> 00:19:04,834
I know.
467
00:19:06,883 --> 00:19:10,401
Now, tell me about the rest of your day.
468
00:19:10,404 --> 00:19:12,626
Dusty...
469
00:19:12,628 --> 00:19:15,449
I think I'm done talking.
470
00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:18,567
Do you mean...?
471
00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:21,090
I do.
472
00:19:25,009 --> 00:19:27,266
Mom, I've really got to go!
473
00:19:27,268 --> 00:19:29,293
Use the sink in the garage!
474
00:19:38,654 --> 00:19:45,735
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