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- In the past week,
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I ruined my chance
to go to college,
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I lost all my friends,
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and I almost ruined
my parents' marriage.
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The one girl I ever cared about
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will probably never
talk to me again.
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And I also got my
face kicked in,
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But,
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after everything I've done
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I probably got off easy.
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You believed in me
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and I betrayed you all.
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- Amy,
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I want you on band try-outs
and theater auditions.
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It's Pippin this year, right?
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Great show.
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Jules.
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Jules, Jules.
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I need you on the
student parking permits.
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Please, they confuse the
hell out of everybody.
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Can you do that for me?
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All right.
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Oh.
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There's a new cafeteria policy.
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Due to last year's
brawl at McDonald's,
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nobody's allowed off
school grounds for lunch.
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Not even the seniors.
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We're stuck inside all year.
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- That sucks.
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- It's okay.
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I'm gonna do an op ed on that.
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Interview the principal,
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it's obviously a
hot-button issue.
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Kev, what do you got, bud?
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- Football and
wrestling previews, Gav.
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And I'd love to do a feature
on the state wrestling champ
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at 168 pounds, who
happens to be you.
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- All right, well
you're probably
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gonna want photos with that,
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so meet me in the
gym after school
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I'll let you shoot
me in my togs.
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- I got a sports story,
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but it ain't no
goddamn puff piece.
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It's gonna be in two-inch type
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right underneath the masthead.
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Steroids.
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Good to
see you, Gilman.
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- Oh yeah.
- Steroids, huh?
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I'm gonna
go undercover on the
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football team as assistant
equipment manager.
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Blow the lid right
off this bitch.
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I mean, find out who's juicing,
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where they got the stuff.
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- What evidence do you have
that anyone's using steroids?
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- Statistics.
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It's an epidemic now on
the high school level.
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- The high school football
team went two and 12 last year.
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Nobody cares enough to cheat.
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- Maybe they don't wanna
go two and 12 this year.
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Ever think about that?
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- It's a ridiculous reach.
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Forget it.
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At least
read the data.
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- I don't need to read the data.
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Thanks.
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- Who are you trying to protect?
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Cough it up, Riley.
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How far up does this thing go?
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- Take it easy, Oliver Stone.
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I just don't want you bugging
my friends with your bullshit.
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Okay guys, listen.
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These stories are due Friday.
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You can just e-mail
them to me, alright?
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- Okay, we table
the steroids thing.
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What am I gonna do?
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You beat me out
for editor, Riley,
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but I still have to
make my mark this year.
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- First of all, Gilman,
take a giant step back.
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You're in my area.
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We discussed this
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- Okay.
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- All right, listen bud.
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Why don't you just do a
simple back to school piece?
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You know, "Another year
dawns on Parker Prep."
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Whatever, just make
sure you include the
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changes on the academic
calendar, okay.
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- Back to school piece.
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It's simple,
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it's elegant.
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Really gonna have
to put my finger on
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the pulse of the student body.
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- Yes, fine.
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Look, if it's good enough,
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I'll even put it on the cover.
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Just don't get carried away.
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♪ Winners never quit
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♪ Quitters never win
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♪ I'm lanky
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- Gonzo Gilman with the Courier.
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Another year dawns,
let's talk about it.
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Gonzo Gilman with the Courier.
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Do you have one minute?
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- No, no, no, no, I'm sorry.
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- Gonzo Gilman with the Courier.
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What are your hopes
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and fears?
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♪ I'm sorry, can
I keep this pen ♪
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- Gonzo Gilman with the Courier.
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What are your hopes and
fears for the new year?
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- I hope that you
get out of my face
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and I fear that you will not.
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- Gonzo Gilman with the Courier.
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I was hoping...
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- No.
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- Can I quote you on that?
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No.
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- Got her digits, man.
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Damn, she's hot.
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- My friend, Rob, you
would have to undress
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that girl with a small crane.
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- You've no vision, Gonzo.
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Okay that girl loses
this much baby fat,
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she'll have the sweetest
ass in the entire school.
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And I am gonna be
leading the ground floor.
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- Interesting.
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- You working on a story?
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- Undercover.
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I told you.
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Two-inch type.
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- Right underneath the masthead.
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- Hi, Rob.
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- Hey, gorgeous.
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Welcome back.
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Mm, this is gonna
be such a good year.
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- Dude, she's like
the elephant man.
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You're the Don Juan of
the physically-deformed.
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- Don't hate, okay?
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Please, you're better than that.
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- Guys, come quick.
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It's Schneeman.
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- Bastards!
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How can you all
just stand there?
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Schneeman, I'm coming!
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- Third year in a row.
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My underwear is about to rip.
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- I know, I know.
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Shh, don't try to
talk right now.
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I'm gonna have to
lift you, but gently.
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Gently.
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Got it.
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Okay.
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Come on down.
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Here we go.
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Here
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we
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Go.
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You okay, Schneeman?
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- Did they do this to you?
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Gavin
Riley wasn't there.
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- Listen Schneeman.
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This isn't gonna happen again.
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- I know.
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That is the last time I
wear underwear to school
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- No, that's not what I mean.
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- Okay you geniuses,
here's your reminder.
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The submission deadline for the
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Van Buren prize is October 20th.
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This is the most
prestigious history
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award in the country.
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Parker Prep has had
two previous winners.
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Gavin's two older
brothers, Marcus and Shawn.
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Are you gonna continue
the family dynasty?
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- They'll disown me if I don't.
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- Well you're gonna have some
tough competition this year.
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Isn't that right, Mr. Schneeman?
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Okay, back to Napoleon.
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Another man who had
his eyes on the prize.
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Namely, the military
domination of Europe.
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- Another year dawns
on Parker Prep,
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the 150th in the school history.
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For most students, it's
a time to set goals
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both academic and personal.
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A time to dream,
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when everything seems possible.
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For others, however,
school is already
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a waking nightmare,
a hellish abyss
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where bullies prey
sadistically on the weak.
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Unpunished, their victims,
too afraid to identify.
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♪ You're used to the idea
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♪ It's not 'cause
you been seen ♪
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♪ I don't know what to do
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♪ But what you did to me
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♪ I took a piece of you
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♪ And threw it in the sea
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♪ You can't do that to me
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♪ You can't do that to me
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♪ You can't do that to me
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♪ You can't do that to me
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- Hey
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- Hey, how was the meeting?
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Did you settle?
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- And a hearty good
evening to you, Diane.
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No, we did not settle.
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In fact, they threw
the whole thing out.
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- What?
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Okay, so what happens now?
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What, you don't get paid?
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You've been working on
this case for six months.
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- Well, that's the high stake
world of personal injury law.
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- Arthur, c'mon.
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This has got to stop.
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You need to start getting
compensated for your time.
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And I'm talking
about actual money.
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I'm not talking about
Fernando working
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off your fee by doing the hedges
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or king Popi giving you that car
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truck thingy with
the boat attachment.
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- Hey, that's an
87 El Camino, babe.
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That's a chariot.
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- Look, I know how hard
it is for you to say no,
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but you're not working
pro-bono at Legal Aid anymore.
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This job is supposed to pay.
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- Di, I'm taking every
case I possibly can take.
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I'm taking criminal,
divorce, liability.
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I'm practically chasing
ambulances down the street.
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What else do you want me to do?
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- No money, no work.
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It's very simple.
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- Where's the boy?
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- He's in his room.
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Eddie!
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Dinner!
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I call for a boycott
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on all boys varsity
sports events
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until the culprits step forward
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and take responsibility
for their actions.
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We can no longer let
this aggression stand.
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What?
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I'm working!
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- Dinner's ready!
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- No, I'll eat
later, I'm on a roll!
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Hey mom?
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Can you just grab me a Red Bull?
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Rob, just do me a favor
and read it out loud.
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- "Another year
dawns on Parker Prep,
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"the 150th in our
schools history."
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"For most students,
it's a time to set
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"goals both academic
and personal."
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"A time to dream when
everything seems possible."
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- Keep going, keep going.
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- That is the end
of the article.
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- No, it's not.
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It's continued on another
page or something.
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- I don't think so,
there's a period there.
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- No, let me see it.
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- Usually like it says...
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- What's the matter, Gilman?
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It's on the cover, isn't it?
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- You cut the whole thing?
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You had no right to do that!
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- I told you what I wanted
and that's what I printed.
265
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,276
- You're just protecting
your neanderthal friends.
266
00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:19,079
It's the same reason you
tabled my steroids story.
267
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,815
That's not what a
newspaper is for!
268
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,950
- You're in my area,
Gilman, I'm warning you.
269
00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:26,119
- A newspaper is for everybody.
270
00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:27,954
It's a public trust!
271
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,101
I told the truth
in that article.
272
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,793
- Back off, freak!
273
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:34,828
I'm serious.
274
00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:39,232
- You think this is
just gonna go away?
275
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:40,376
That this is just gonna be over?
276
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,837
We're still gonna get
justice for Schneeman, Riley.
277
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,205
You can't stop us!
278
00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,242
No justice, no peace!
279
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,111
No justice, no peace!
280
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,347
No justice, no peace!
281
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,216
No justice, no peace!
282
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,219
No justice, no peace!
283
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,388
It's gonna be a
nightmare, Riley.
284
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,056
- You think you can
challenge me, huh?
285
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,424
Huh!
286
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,325
You're out of your league.
287
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,128
Nobody cares what you think.
288
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,929
You understand that?
289
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,067
You better watch your back.
290
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:20,440
- Are you out of your mind?
291
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,410
I thought you wanted to go
to Columbia for Journalism?
292
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,553
How is getting kicked off the
293
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,380
paper one week into
school gonna help?
294
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,316
You know there are
students with 4.0 averages,
295
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,119
who spend their summers
working with lepers in India
296
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,188
who have a hard time
getting into college!
297
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:37,057
What the hell are you gonna do?
298
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,193
This was your one
extra-curricular selling point.
299
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,195
- Mom, one notch, okay?
300
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,331
Do me a favor?
301
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,966
- Oh, am I being shrill?
302
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:47,867
- Yes.
303
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,002
- I'm sorry.
304
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:49,969
It's just that we're
killing ourselves
305
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,113
to put you into this
fancy private school!
306
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,440
You have to hold up your end!
307
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:57,310
- I'm a victim of
injustie, mother.
308
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,379
What do you want me to do?
309
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,180
- Why don't you apologize?
310
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,182
Get back on the paper.
311
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,083
- Apologize?
312
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,116
- Yeah.
313
00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:07,187
- I will never apologize
to Gavin Riley.
314
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,022
I'll say that right now.
315
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:13,093
I'd rather die on my feet
than live on my knees.
316
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,894
"Die on my feet,
live on my knees."
317
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:15,462
Hey, that's pretty good.
318
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,429
Did I just make that up?
319
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,330
- Zapata.
320
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:18,131
Emiliano Zapata.
321
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:21,001
Mexican revolutionary.
322
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,469
- Is that all you have to say?
323
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,371
- Have you even
read this, Diane?
324
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,373
He's standing up
for the underdog.
325
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:29,009
Can't believe they'd
cut a word of this.
326
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,144
I hope you're sending this
to the dean at Columbia.
327
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,480
- Oh yeah, I send everything
I write to Dean Herbert.
328
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:37,350
No response yet, but I know
he'll respect my stand.
329
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:38,184
- Thanks, Arthur,
330
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,987
that's very helpful.
331
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:41,521
- I love you very much.
332
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,156
- Hello.
333
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,124
This is she.
334
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:48,261
Yeah, I'm showing it
on a week from Tuesday.
335
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,231
- Your mother's right.
336
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,199
We have sacrificed a lot.
337
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:58,138
Small things like dignity
and a sense of shame but,
338
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,173
for me this isn't about
getting into college.
339
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:03,410
It's about how far
you're willing to go.
340
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:08,381
There's always gonna be some
asshole standing in your way.
341
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,450
If there's something
you need to do,
342
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:13,486
you have to find a way to do it.
343
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,454
Alright?
344
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:17,556
- Yeah.
345
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,034
Don't you have any pride,
346
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,103
as a professional?
347
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,539
- I don't cook this
crap, I just serve it.
348
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,174
- Great.
349
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,275
What do you recommend?
350
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,308
The stew?
351
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,913
Mac and cheese?
352
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,391
Not the mac and cheese either.
353
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:45,118
What about this Vienna sausage?
354
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,086
That looks pretty tasty.
355
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,454
Is there anything?
356
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:53,226
Well man, I can't really
eat saltines all year.
357
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:56,596
Just give me one of
those sandwiches.
358
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,164
- Russian roulette, bro.
359
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,367
- Oh man, sloppy Joe, excellent.
360
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,168
Let me get some of that.
361
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,303
Mm.
362
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:06,406
So what are you
gonna do about Riley?
363
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,042
- Sit down.
364
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,075
- Yeah.
365
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,179
- It's not just that
they cut my article,
366
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:16,316
or the heinous way
they defiled Schneeman.
367
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:20,186
We've been going to this
school for three years
368
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:23,356
and it's like we've
never even existed.
369
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:29,129
This year was supposed to
be different, remember?
370
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,340
Two weeks in they've
got their feet
371
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,532
on our necks already?
372
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:33,565
No way!
373
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:37,971
We're gonna start
374
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:42,175
a fucking revolution
in this place.
375
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,144
- How are we going to do that?
376
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,346
- With a newspaper.
377
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,616
With our own
underground newspaper.
378
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,317
Screw Gavin Riley!
379
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,655
- Gavin Riley owns this place.
380
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:58,391
He'll crush us like bugs.
381
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:01,361
- He's just a man, Schneeman.
382
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:06,299
He's got strengths and
weaknesses like anyone else.
383
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,506
Too many narcs in here.
384
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,508
Let's meet at the
usual place, okay?
385
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,543
After school.
386
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,391
There are only 10
people in this school
387
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:34,327
that anybody knows
or cares about.
388
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:38,398
I'm gonna write
about everyone else.
389
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,235
"The Unsung Heroes
of Parker Prep"
390
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,206
That's my idea.
391
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,675
All right, anybody else?
392
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:49,708
Any ideas?
393
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:51,577
Anybody?
394
00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:54,581
Rob, why don't you do
395
00:16:56,416 --> 00:17:00,253
something on that
mutant harem of yours?
396
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,288
That'll be a real killer.
397
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,256
- Yeah, yeah.
398
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:04,289
Okay, cool.
399
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,593
- Great.
- Yeah.
400
00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:08,495
That's what
I'm talking about.
401
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,230
Rob, mutant harem.
402
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,364
Ming.
403
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,567
C'mon.
404
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,169
What do you got?
405
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,206
- Well...
406
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,445
Nobody even thinks
I can speak English
407
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,180
so they blab their
whole lives in front
408
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,549
of me like I'm not even there.
409
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:34,220
Some of these girls
you wouldn't believe.
410
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:37,157
They act like
they're so perfect,
411
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,726
but I see every single flaw.
412
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:43,396
Ridiculous clothes
and hideous hair.
413
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:47,233
And they're just
awful terrible people.
414
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,170
Spoiled two-faced back-stabbers.
415
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,272
Those godless whores.
416
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:56,276
It's all I can do not to vomit
or scream in their faces.
417
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:59,346
I just wanna like
rip out their hair.
418
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:08,355
Sometimes, I take pictures
of them with my camera phone.
419
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:12,559
It's my dream of showing
the world the truth.
420
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,595
It'd be funny to
see them cry tears.
421
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,530
Boo hoo hoo.
422
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,134
Boo hoo hoo hoo.
423
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:28,875
- So like a gossip column?
424
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:33,146
Are you talking about
doing a gossip column?
425
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,448
Okay cool.
426
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,417
Ming Na, gossip column.
427
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,289
Mr. Schneeman?
428
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,659
Mr. Scott Marshall Schneeman.
429
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:50,764
I'm gonna need your
full story, man.
430
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,665
On the record.
431
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,534
Names and everything.
432
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,536
- What is this, the
McCarthy hearings?
433
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,239
- Schneeman, you've
gotta fight back now!
434
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,473
I mean for real!
435
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,512
They've already hung
you by your underwear.
436
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,347
What else can they possibly do?
437
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,815
- That's what I'm worried about.
438
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,551
- Is anybody gonna order food?
439
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,686
- Absolutely, Errol.
440
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,722
One slice of your
famous cherry pie
441
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,525
and four forks.
442
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,704
Evie Wallace.
443
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,706
What the hell does she want?
444
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:33,473
- Easy E.
445
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,607
Hey, you know what?
446
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:35,408
I bet she's working
out of this joint.
447
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:38,345
- Oh, as a waitress?
448
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,313
- No, she's a hooker, man.
449
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,824
She has sex with guys
in exchange for money.
450
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:42,515
- I know what a hooker is, Rob,
451
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,584
but no, I do not believe that.
452
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,519
- No, that's like
a 100% confirmed.
453
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:48,397
She sold her cherries to
some Japanese businessman
454
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,390
over the internet for $50,000,
455
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:53,293
which is like 520,000 Yen.
456
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,628
- She doesn't dress
like a hooker.
457
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,464
Her clothes are flawless.
458
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,498
- Also for her first time
459
00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,842
she blew the entire
wrestling team last year.
460
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,602
100% confirmed from
multiple sources.
461
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,405
- Gavin Riley is an
evil son of a bitch
462
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,615
and anything that will
knock him down a peg
463
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:10,877
or even annoy him a little
bit, I'd like to be a part of.
464
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,379
- Have a seat.
465
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,656
I'm Gonzo Gilman,
I'm in charge here.
466
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,559
- I assume you
all know who I am?
467
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:31,941
- Well I don't really know
how you found out about us,
468
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:35,402
but now that you're here,
let me get you up to speed.
469
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,612
We're starting a newspaper here
470
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:39,673
and we plan on pissing
a lot of people off.
471
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,542
- No you're not gonna
make a newspaper.
472
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,877
- Why not?
473
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,346
- Newspapers are dead, okay?
474
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:49,449
You've gotta do a website
or it's a total joke.
475
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,452
- No, we're not hiding behind
usernames in cyberspace,
476
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,521
this is gonna be a
communal experience.
477
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,456
Something tangible,
an actual thing
478
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:57,566
that you can hold in your hands
479
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,660
and get the ink on your fingers.
480
00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:01,594
Newspapers are dead.
481
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:02,595
You know no one really
asked you anyway.
482
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:03,663
You just walked in here.
483
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:06,766
You can go home
and blog yourself.
484
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,402
- Dude, what are you doing?
485
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,771
You know she could give
us a lot of street cred.
486
00:21:11,805 --> 00:21:13,673
- Okay, let me
ask you something.
487
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,809
How do you plan
on paying for it?
488
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:19,379
Newspapers cost a lot of
money to print, ya know.
489
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,947
- Advertising.
490
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,816
We hit every mom and
pop shop in this town
491
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,618
getting crushed by
these soulless chains,
492
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,420
introduce them to a
whole new consumer.
493
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,589
- I'll take out an ad.
494
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,724
Couldn't hurt.
495
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:33,693
It's 50 for a full page.
496
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:34,728
- How about 40.
497
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:35,761
- Done.
498
00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:38,832
See?
499
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,042
Don't worry about
the money, covered.
500
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:43,770
- Look, even the New York
Times has a website component.
501
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:44,803
Talk-backs,
502
00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:46,772
videos,
503
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:48,674
blogs.
504
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,711
I mean you wanna interact
with your readers, right?
505
00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:52,745
You,
506
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,616
you want a reaction don't you?
507
00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:58,995
- I don't know anything
about web design.
508
00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:00,019
- I do.
509
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,098
I can format your
whole newspaper.
510
00:22:02,122 --> 00:22:05,425
- See, I have very specific
ideas about the formatting.
511
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:08,762
We'd have to work very
closely, together.
512
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:13,466
- Are you gonna go
all the way with this?
513
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,669
Or are you gonna, punk out?
514
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:20,674
- What do you think?
515
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,913
- I think we're all
gonna go home together
516
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,548
in this direction.
517
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,550
You guys can stay here.
518
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,385
We'll see you later.
519
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:39,492
- I have this pretty
classic picture of Schneeman
520
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,966
we should probably
use for the cover.
521
00:22:40,994 --> 00:22:42,395
- Yeah, cool.
522
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:44,764
Let me give you my email.
523
00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:46,766
- Oh, yeah, absolutely.
524
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,039
- The bubonic plague!
525
00:22:53,073 --> 00:22:57,510
Yo, better double bag Gilman
or your dick's gonna fall off.
526
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:58,178
Off!
527
00:22:58,211 --> 00:22:59,579
- You have no dick, asshole!
528
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:00,612
Piss off!
529
00:23:10,023 --> 00:23:11,667
I hope you don't believe
everything you hear.
530
00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:12,691
- No.
531
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,496
You know if they're lying,
532
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,098
you should write something too.
533
00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:20,500
Set the record straight.
534
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:21,968
- Yeah, maybe I will.
535
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,708
- What happened between
you and Gavin Riley?
536
00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:30,577
- That's nobody's business.
537
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:55,535
- You're a motherfucker
on that triangle, man.
538
00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:56,569
- Thanks.
539
00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:57,604
- What's your name?
540
00:23:57,637 --> 00:24:00,073
- Oh, I'm Dave Melnick.
541
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:03,910
- Dave, tell me, how'd
you like to be a star?
542
00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:07,847
- I'd like to be a star.
543
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:12,752
♪ I'm checking every
paper that I see ♪
544
00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:16,589
♪ Hardly hear a mention on TV
545
00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:20,093
♪ Who'd of thought
disease could be passe ♪
546
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:23,897
♪ It's looking like it
turned out that way ♪
547
00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:25,098
♪ They make it like it said
548
00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:29,803
♪ You go outside
549
00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:34,107
Most people only
see a block of stone.
550
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:37,811
The artist sees the
statue trapped inside.
551
00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:41,715
♪ And someone needs sorrow
552
00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:44,050
- Kev, Julie's my best friend.
553
00:24:45,018 --> 00:24:47,620
- But you're so freaking hot.
554
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:48,654
- I know.
555
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:55,528
♪ This statement needs
a fire right in here ♪
556
00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:01,768
- You skanky little ho.
557
00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:10,677
♪ You're acting
like the doctor ♪
558
00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:12,612
♪ Perfect cure
559
00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:15,048
"You can chain
me, you can torture me,
560
00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:17,017
"you can destroy my body,
561
00:25:17,050 --> 00:25:19,652
"but you will never
imprison my mind."
562
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:21,021
Mohandas Gandhi.
563
00:25:21,054 --> 00:25:22,789
- So check it out.
564
00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:25,625
I finally got
those last two ads.
565
00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:29,796
RJ's Records on Main
St and that kid Django
566
00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:32,665
who sells weed on
the playground.
567
00:25:35,135 --> 00:25:36,169
- I'll scan them in.
568
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,570
- Yeah, good.
569
00:25:41,775 --> 00:25:43,877
- What are you up to, Gilman?
570
00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:46,646
- If this school's an ass,
571
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:47,847
that's my foot.
572
00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:56,055
Triple 10s.
573
00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:08,201
Pathetic.
574
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:18,311
Evie.
575
00:26:18,345 --> 00:26:19,245
Did you get it?
576
00:26:19,279 --> 00:26:20,880
- The double-thumb Gonzo Fist.
577
00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:21,948
Hunter S. Thompson.
578
00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:25,085
It really grabs the eye by
the balls of the throat.
579
00:26:25,118 --> 00:26:26,753
- That doesn't make any sense,
580
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,855
but think I know what you mean.
581
00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:29,989
I'm gonna stay up tonight,
582
00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:30,757
see if I can finish
the whole lay-out.
583
00:26:45,205 --> 00:26:47,173
Gonzo files number one.
584
00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:55,048
- Oh my God,
585
00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:56,949
Evie.
586
00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:00,954
This looks so professional.
587
00:27:03,023 --> 00:27:04,124
I love it.
588
00:27:04,157 --> 00:27:06,926
- Wait till you see the website.
589
00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:12,298
- I kinda hope Schneeman
doesn't get murdered for this.
590
00:27:12,332 --> 00:27:14,000
- I know, berserk.
591
00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:18,705
- Oh, this one's mine.
592
00:27:21,374 --> 00:27:22,942
You might think it's
stupid so just...
593
00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:23,976
- Evie.
594
00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:28,782
I have like 40 plus
moronic ideas every second
595
00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:31,217
and I tend to express them all.
596
00:27:36,356 --> 00:27:38,158
A sex advise column?
597
00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:42,696
This is cruel.
598
00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:47,267
- If they want a whore,
I'll give them a whore.
599
00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:56,342
Bastards.
600
00:27:58,111 --> 00:28:01,014
Let them see how it feels.
601
00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,116
- Ever feel lost, lonely,
602
00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:06,119
weird, really ugly?
603
00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:09,989
Last to get the joke?
604
00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:12,368
You ever wonder
where the party is?
605
00:28:12,392 --> 00:28:15,328
You ever get a dodge
ball on your face?
606
00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:18,965
Pop a boner in your sweat pants?
607
00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:22,969
Ever feel embarrassed
about being smart?
608
00:28:23,003 --> 00:28:25,305
Ever feel just like
staying in bed all day,
609
00:28:25,338 --> 00:28:27,207
all week, all year?
610
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,810
You ever feel misunderstood,
cheated, alone?
611
00:28:30,844 --> 00:28:34,981
Ever wonder why nothing
ever feels easy, ever?
612
00:28:35,015 --> 00:28:37,183
Well, this paper's for you.
613
00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:42,055
Welcome to the Gonzo Files.
614
00:28:49,229 --> 00:28:50,864
- Hey, that's me.
615
00:28:54,868 --> 00:28:57,237
Look she's making herself puke.
616
00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:01,041
Thanks for the unrealistic
body image, bitch.
617
00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:02,074
- What?
618
00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:07,280
I'm not bulimic, you asshole.
619
00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:09,949
I was puking my guts out
from the cafeteria food.
620
00:29:09,983 --> 00:29:11,184
Right.
621
00:29:21,194 --> 00:29:23,029
The Hendrix
of the triangle?
622
00:29:23,063 --> 00:29:24,063
Yeah.
623
00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:38,978
Oh my God.
624
00:29:39,012 --> 00:29:39,913
That's brutal.
625
00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:41,281
Hardcore.
626
00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:45,919
Damn, they put
him in a whole locker!
627
00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:48,288
Who are these creeps?
628
00:29:55,028 --> 00:29:56,296
- You whore!
629
00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:09,209
Knock it off!
630
00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:10,319
- "I have had the
misfortune of being bullied
631
00:30:10,343 --> 00:30:14,914
"by Johnny Rock since he
came to Parker in 9th grade.
632
00:30:14,948 --> 00:30:15,992
"Over the years
he has worked long
633
00:30:16,016 --> 00:30:19,486
"and hard to perfect his
patented wedgie technique
634
00:30:19,519 --> 00:30:21,955
"that combines elements
of public humiliation
635
00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:23,923
"and excruciating physical pain
636
00:30:23,957 --> 00:30:27,260
"into a veritable
bouillabaisse of terror.
637
00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:33,033
"Take it from me, in the
world of raging assholes..."
638
00:30:33,066 --> 00:30:35,301
- "Johnny Rock stands alone."
639
00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:39,139
Congratulations, Johnny.
640
00:30:39,172 --> 00:30:40,273
You earned it.
641
00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:44,077
Now if you'll excuse us,
642
00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:45,879
we're late for gym.
643
00:30:49,182 --> 00:30:52,519
- Physical education,
that's important.
644
00:30:52,552 --> 00:30:55,255
Why aren't you dead right now?
645
00:31:02,062 --> 00:31:02,696
Everyone knows
Marlene Katsmeyer's
646
00:31:02,729 --> 00:31:05,131
curvy just not like this.
647
00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:08,368
Haters, eat your hearts out.
648
00:31:08,401 --> 00:31:11,971
- Damn, Elephant girl
really is smokin'.
649
00:31:14,207 --> 00:31:15,207
Horny Rob!
650
00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:17,210
You go, boy!
651
00:31:27,487 --> 00:31:28,588
- Oh my god.
652
00:31:28,621 --> 00:31:29,422
Oh my god.
653
00:31:29,456 --> 00:31:30,357
Wait, listen to this.
654
00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:34,327
"Dear Easy E, I have
a very small penis.
655
00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:36,963
"In fact, I'm one
of the few guys
656
00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:41,301
"who can actually
pee on his own balls.
657
00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:42,578
"Do you know of
any procedures or
658
00:31:42,602 --> 00:31:47,307
"exercise that can improve
my length and girth?
659
00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:48,375
"Please help.
660
00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:52,245
"I'm scared I'll never be
able to please a woman.
661
00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:54,381
"Sincerely, Ryan McCloud."
662
00:31:55,281 --> 00:31:58,618
That preppy guy who
always wears rugby shirts.
663
00:32:08,328 --> 00:32:10,430
- This letter is bullshit!
664
00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:17,102
I am long
665
00:32:19,639 --> 00:32:20,974
and strong!
666
00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:23,143
- No.
667
00:32:23,176 --> 00:32:27,347
I've seen your sad,
sad excuse for a penis.
668
00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:31,384
Last year when I gave you a
hummer in the boys' bathroom?
669
00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:33,586
Don't you remember?
670
00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:38,425
I mean, at least that's
what you told everybody.
671
00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:41,995
What are you, you
saying it's not true?
672
00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:51,504
You're a nasty little
liar, aren't you, Ryan?
673
00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:53,405
Say it.
674
00:32:56,476 --> 00:33:01,481
Say "I'm a nasty little liar
and I deserve to be spanked."
675
00:33:02,115 --> 00:33:03,115
Say it.
676
00:33:04,284 --> 00:33:05,118
- Say it.
- Say it!
677
00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:06,686
Say it, say it!
678
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,089
Say it, say it!
679
00:33:09,122 --> 00:33:10,256
Say it, say it!
680
00:33:12,392 --> 00:33:13,392
- Say it.
681
00:33:14,728 --> 00:33:16,563
- You can go to hell!
682
00:33:22,369 --> 00:33:24,537
- I want these
written in English.
683
00:33:24,571 --> 00:33:26,306
Attention.
684
00:33:26,339 --> 00:33:28,541
Attention students,
will Edward Gilman
685
00:33:28,575 --> 00:33:31,211
please report to the
principal Roy's Office.
686
00:33:50,597 --> 00:33:52,098
Ah, Mr. Gilman.
687
00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:56,202
You caused quite
a commotion today.
688
00:33:56,236 --> 00:33:58,338
But that's now always
such a bad thing, yes?
689
00:33:58,371 --> 00:33:59,439
- No.
690
00:33:59,472 --> 00:34:02,175
We think it's
cute, what you did.
691
00:34:02,776 --> 00:34:04,511
- Cute?
692
00:34:04,544 --> 00:34:06,746
- Well, you certainly
hit a nerve.
693
00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:08,148
Have a seat.
694
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,688
Now, there's a lot about your
695
00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:17,557
paper that is inappropriate.
696
00:34:17,590 --> 00:34:19,492
And in very poor taste
697
00:34:19,526 --> 00:34:23,463
and I seriously considered
disciplining you.
698
00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:25,632
But your essential message
699
00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:32,172
saluting the unsung heroes of
Parker Prep has real value.
700
00:34:36,543 --> 00:34:37,543
Gonzo,
701
00:34:39,379 --> 00:34:43,616
as long as you agree
to tone it down, a lot,
702
00:34:43,650 --> 00:34:47,487
and to work under
Gavin's supervision,
703
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,356
we're prepared to give
you a small budget
704
00:34:49,389 --> 00:34:50,466
and to make your little paper
705
00:34:50,490 --> 00:34:53,660
an official supplement
of The Courier.
706
00:34:58,798 --> 00:35:01,334
Well, what do you think?
707
00:35:02,802 --> 00:35:04,471
- Well, gentlemen,
708
00:35:05,572 --> 00:35:07,774
I'm flattered by your offer.
709
00:35:07,807 --> 00:35:09,376
Really.
710
00:35:09,409 --> 00:35:10,410
But you see,
711
00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:15,215
if I accept your money
712
00:35:15,248 --> 00:35:17,484
then I have to
accept your rules.
713
00:35:17,517 --> 00:35:22,288
And sorry, but my readers
will not allow the Gonzo
714
00:35:22,322 --> 00:35:24,424
to be censored by anybody.
715
00:35:25,525 --> 00:35:28,261
- Let me put it another way.
716
00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:30,630
If you put out another issue,
717
00:35:30,663 --> 00:35:33,400
I'm going to suspend you.
718
00:35:33,433 --> 00:35:34,601
- Huh.
719
00:35:34,634 --> 00:35:37,771
Well I guess you'll
do what you have to do
720
00:35:37,804 --> 00:35:40,473
and I'll do what I have to do.
721
00:35:42,676 --> 00:35:43,576
Meeting adjourned?
722
00:35:43,610 --> 00:35:44,610
Great.
723
00:35:46,513 --> 00:35:48,415
- Big mistake, Gilman.
724
00:35:49,716 --> 00:35:50,717
Big mistake.
725
00:35:54,587 --> 00:35:56,523
- May I say it was fun?
726
00:35:58,358 --> 00:36:02,362
It's been a really long
time since I've had fun.
727
00:36:03,630 --> 00:36:04,630
- Cute.
728
00:36:06,299 --> 00:36:07,534
He called my paper "cute."
729
00:36:07,567 --> 00:36:08,301
Who?
730
00:36:08,335 --> 00:36:09,502
- Who do you think?
731
00:36:09,536 --> 00:36:10,536
- Look, Riley?
732
00:36:11,738 --> 00:36:15,508
Who cares what that
asshole thinks.
733
00:36:15,542 --> 00:36:17,677
Don't let him get
in your head, Gonzo.
734
00:36:17,711 --> 00:36:18,812
That's what he wants.
735
00:36:18,845 --> 00:36:20,680
- What if he's right?
736
00:36:22,549 --> 00:36:23,759
What if people really
do see this paper
737
00:36:23,783 --> 00:36:25,585
as just another prank?
738
00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:29,289
Like streaking across
stage during graduation.
739
00:36:29,322 --> 00:36:31,891
- But that's not what this is.
740
00:36:31,925 --> 00:36:34,594
Look, on the website,
741
00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:36,830
people are already
sending me letters.
742
00:36:36,863 --> 00:36:39,733
Real letters looking for advice.
743
00:36:39,766 --> 00:36:43,603
And not just about
perverted sex shit either.
744
00:36:44,904 --> 00:36:45,672
You have no idea how many girls
745
00:36:45,705 --> 00:36:48,842
were screwed over
in this school.
746
00:36:50,510 --> 00:36:52,445
I'm gonna try and help.
747
00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:54,681
- See that's cool.
748
00:36:56,516 --> 00:37:00,487
I mean yeah, your
thing is really cool.
749
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,921
What did I write?
750
00:37:01,955 --> 00:37:04,691
About some stupid shit
about a triangle player.
751
00:37:04,724 --> 00:37:09,529
Great reporters find great
subjects, change things.
752
00:37:09,562 --> 00:37:12,332
- Give yourself a break.
753
00:37:12,365 --> 00:37:14,567
It was only the first issue.
754
00:37:25,945 --> 00:37:27,814
- Okay, this is the premise.
755
00:37:27,847 --> 00:37:29,549
Parker Prep was actually built
756
00:37:29,582 --> 00:37:31,685
over a graveyard for
the criminally insane.
757
00:37:31,718 --> 00:37:34,387
And now, these psychotic
ghosts all rise
758
00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:37,524
up from the dead and
killing everyone in school.
759
00:37:37,557 --> 00:37:38,525
It's up to a band
of brave students
760
00:37:38,558 --> 00:37:42,629
well-versed in the dark
arts to save the day.
761
00:37:42,662 --> 00:37:46,733
- And these brave students
are led by Hyperion?
762
00:37:46,766 --> 00:37:48,868
- That is correct.
763
00:37:48,902 --> 00:37:50,904
- I have the first
16 issues ready.
764
00:37:50,937 --> 00:37:52,405
- Deadline's November 23rd.
765
00:37:52,439 --> 00:37:52,972
Next!
766
00:37:53,006 --> 00:37:54,341
- I devised Wordoku.
767
00:37:54,374 --> 00:37:58,578
Which is like Sudoku
but for word lovers.
768
00:37:58,611 --> 00:38:00,714
They're fiendishly clever.
769
00:38:12,592 --> 00:38:14,327
- I don't think so.
770
00:38:15,862 --> 00:38:17,697
- This is a manifesto
on the coming
771
00:38:17,731 --> 00:38:20,567
environmental apocalypse.
772
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,503
I wanna print it
on the front page.
773
00:38:23,536 --> 00:38:24,536
Every word.
774
00:38:25,972 --> 00:38:28,508
- That's cool, man.
775
00:38:28,541 --> 00:38:29,541
Okay.
776
00:38:30,143 --> 00:38:33,413
Glad someone's looking ahead.
777
00:38:33,446 --> 00:38:35,448
Planning for the future.
778
00:38:36,916 --> 00:38:39,452
- "It's called out and
about in Parker Prep"
779
00:38:39,486 --> 00:38:40,520
If you're in the closet,
780
00:38:40,553 --> 00:38:44,457
we will hunt you down and
drag you out by force.
781
00:38:44,491 --> 00:38:46,960
We're bullshit detectors too.
782
00:38:46,993 --> 00:38:47,993
- Right on.
783
00:38:49,095 --> 00:38:52,532
- His problem is he's
not horny enough.
784
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,101
I want nudity.
785
00:38:55,135 --> 00:38:59,506
I want spy cams in the girls'
locker room kinda shit.
786
00:39:00,073 --> 00:39:02,575
I mean quit teasing me, man.
787
00:39:02,609 --> 00:39:03,777
- More T and A.
788
00:39:04,744 --> 00:39:06,813
Duly noted, thank you very much.
789
00:39:06,846 --> 00:39:09,949
- You don't have to
be dicks about it.
790
00:39:14,788 --> 00:39:17,023
- I'm Stone, this is Malloy.
791
00:39:17,057 --> 00:39:19,759
- What are you guys, characters
from a mid-70s cop show?
792
00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:24,798
- No, we're sophomores.
793
00:39:24,831 --> 00:39:26,933
And we love The Gonzo.
794
00:39:26,966 --> 00:39:28,702
- We want be your
interns, ya know.
795
00:39:28,735 --> 00:39:29,936
Fetch you coffee.
796
00:39:29,969 --> 00:39:31,638
- Run your errands, whatever.
797
00:39:31,671 --> 00:39:33,573
- We just wanna learn.
798
00:39:36,810 --> 00:39:37,577
- Yeah.
799
00:39:37,610 --> 00:39:38,912
You guys wanna help?
800
00:39:38,945 --> 00:39:39,879
Get everybody in a line.
801
00:39:39,913 --> 00:39:40,580
Tell them they'll all
get a chance as long
802
00:39:40,613 --> 00:39:44,417
as they order something to eat.
803
00:39:44,951 --> 00:39:46,786
- You mean we're hired?
804
00:39:46,820 --> 00:39:47,820
- Correct.
805
00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:52,992
Okay, people!
806
00:39:53,026 --> 00:39:55,595
You wanna talk, you gotta eat!
807
00:39:55,628 --> 00:39:59,032
Take a menu
and line your asses up!
808
00:39:59,065 --> 00:40:01,968
- Stone and Malloy,
good addition.
809
00:40:07,140 --> 00:40:08,241
- Hey!
810
00:40:08,274 --> 00:40:09,752
Are you gonna tell
me what's going on?
811
00:40:09,776 --> 00:40:10,810
- With what?
812
00:40:10,844 --> 00:40:12,078
- With Easy.
813
00:40:12,112 --> 00:40:14,581
You're hanging out, right?
814
00:40:14,614 --> 00:40:15,115
- No.
815
00:40:15,148 --> 00:40:16,683
- C'mon.
816
00:40:16,716 --> 00:40:18,818
She 420-friendly,
bareback-rider,
817
00:40:18,852 --> 00:40:19,953
- Dude, c'mon.
818
00:40:20,854 --> 00:40:21,955
Stop.
819
00:40:21,988 --> 00:40:23,623
She's not like that.
820
00:40:23,656 --> 00:40:24,824
- No, no.
821
00:40:24,858 --> 00:40:25,792
You are spending all
of your time with her.
822
00:40:25,825 --> 00:40:28,695
You cannot tell me that
you're just friends.
823
00:40:28,728 --> 00:40:29,728
- We're
824
00:40:30,864 --> 00:40:31,864
colleagues.
825
00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:35,568
Yeah, colleagues.
826
00:40:37,704 --> 00:40:40,006
- Oh Jesus, you are an idiot!
827
00:40:42,976 --> 00:40:43,843
You.
828
00:40:43,877 --> 00:40:46,479
Sloppy Joe-time, of course.
829
00:40:48,114 --> 00:40:49,983
Oh, fantastic!
830
00:40:50,016 --> 00:40:51,051
Thank you very much.
831
00:40:51,084 --> 00:40:51,985
I'm telling you, sir,
you need to try this out.
832
00:40:52,018 --> 00:40:53,853
It's unbelievable.
833
00:40:56,656 --> 00:40:59,159
- Look, I bring my
lunch from home.
834
00:40:59,192 --> 00:41:00,927
I'll give you half.
835
00:41:02,896 --> 00:41:04,130
It's brain food.
836
00:41:04,164 --> 00:41:05,665
- Oh no!
837
00:41:05,699 --> 00:41:06,966
No, that shit is nasty.
838
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:07,834
Please okay.
839
00:41:07,867 --> 00:41:10,070
Just give my man the Joe.
840
00:41:12,038 --> 00:41:13,673
- I think I want the Joe.
841
00:41:13,707 --> 00:41:14,774
- Give him the Joe.
842
00:41:14,808 --> 00:41:15,775
- Okay!
843
00:41:15,809 --> 00:41:16,876
Alright.
844
00:41:16,910 --> 00:41:18,912
You want the Sloppy Joe?
845
00:41:20,714 --> 00:41:21,714
You got it.
846
00:41:23,016 --> 00:41:24,150
Here, take a little more.
847
00:41:24,184 --> 00:41:25,184
Nice and
848
00:41:27,187 --> 00:41:28,187
sloppy.
849
00:41:33,626 --> 00:41:34,594
- How long's he been in there?
850
00:41:34,627 --> 00:41:35,161
- A while.
851
00:41:35,195 --> 00:41:35,962
He's been there a while.
852
00:41:35,995 --> 00:41:38,064
He's got a weak stomach.
853
00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:41,167
- I hope he's okay.
854
00:41:41,201 --> 00:41:44,037
- Yeah, yeah, I'm
sure he's fine.
855
00:41:46,072 --> 00:41:46,840
You okay.
856
00:41:46,873 --> 00:41:47,774
Doing well these days?
857
00:41:47,807 --> 00:41:48,675
- Yeah.
858
00:41:48,708 --> 00:41:50,110
Yeah?
859
00:41:50,143 --> 00:41:51,611
- I've got it!
860
00:41:52,746 --> 00:41:54,147
We do an investigative piece
861
00:41:54,180 --> 00:41:57,050
into the health conditions
in our cafeteria.
862
00:41:57,083 --> 00:42:00,820
They shut us in that lunchroom
and then they poison us!
863
00:42:00,854 --> 00:42:02,922
I bet a lot of kids have
gotten sick this year.
864
00:42:02,956 --> 00:42:03,923
We have to find out why.
865
00:42:03,957 --> 00:42:05,334
- I'm gonna give you a
couple of breath mints.
866
00:42:05,358 --> 00:42:07,761
'Cause your breath
really smell bad right
867
00:42:07,794 --> 00:42:10,797
now due to the vomit
in your throat.
868
00:42:12,232 --> 00:42:13,833
It's gonna help.
869
00:42:15,101 --> 00:42:16,903
- This is the story.
870
00:42:16,936 --> 00:42:19,039
- Where do we start?
871
00:42:19,072 --> 00:42:21,741
- We have to get the
school nurse's records.
872
00:42:21,775 --> 00:42:22,775
- Gonzo!
873
00:42:23,243 --> 00:42:24,644
Those are confidential.
874
00:42:24,678 --> 00:42:25,512
It'll never happen.
875
00:42:25,545 --> 00:42:28,948
- Right, and all
part of the cover-up.
876
00:42:28,982 --> 00:42:29,749
- Yeah.
877
00:42:29,783 --> 00:42:30,250
Let me get my laptop.
878
00:42:30,283 --> 00:42:32,085
I got an idea.
879
00:42:32,118 --> 00:42:33,019
What's your idea?
880
00:42:33,053 --> 00:42:35,822
- Let's put a poll
question on the website.
881
00:42:47,233 --> 00:42:48,868
Let's see if we
got any responses.
882
00:42:48,902 --> 00:42:50,670
- Yeah.
883
00:42:50,704 --> 00:42:53,073
♪ This is what I like to say
884
00:42:53,106 --> 00:42:56,976
♪ Talking on the phone
885
00:42:57,010 --> 00:42:59,045
♪ Just walk away
886
00:42:59,079 --> 00:43:00,714
♪ And cry
887
00:43:00,747 --> 00:43:03,083
♪ For so long
888
00:43:04,084 --> 00:43:05,085
- Oh, sorry.
889
00:43:06,152 --> 00:43:08,121
Not a lot of people
come up here.
890
00:43:08,154 --> 00:43:10,957
No one, actually, comes up here.
891
00:43:11,925 --> 00:43:13,059
- I'll be good.
892
00:43:13,093 --> 00:43:15,161
You won't have to hit me.
893
00:43:20,266 --> 00:43:22,836
♪ Listen to the
voice that says ♪
894
00:43:22,869 --> 00:43:24,304
♪ Oh alright
895
00:43:24,337 --> 00:43:26,806
Oh my God, we
have 11 hits already.
896
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,641
- You're kidding me.
897
00:43:30,944 --> 00:43:33,913
- Look who's liking
the site now, huh?
898
00:43:33,947 --> 00:43:35,815
- I can see that
it's a useful tool.
899
00:43:35,849 --> 00:43:39,219
I don't see why you have
to rub it in my face.
900
00:43:39,252 --> 00:43:41,755
- Hey look, that cheerleader
really wasn't bulimic.
901
00:43:41,788 --> 00:43:44,257
She was out of school
with salmonella.
902
00:43:44,290 --> 00:43:48,261
- Salmonella is a
really serious illness.
903
00:43:48,294 --> 00:43:50,163
She probably got
a doctor's note.
904
00:43:50,196 --> 00:43:52,032
- That's hard evidence,
we can print it.
905
00:43:52,065 --> 00:43:53,266
- Could scan it.
906
00:43:54,768 --> 00:43:56,803
- This is really big.
907
00:43:56,836 --> 00:43:59,906
- We have to
interview everybody.
908
00:43:59,939 --> 00:44:02,909
- Okay, let's go
over what we know.
909
00:44:04,377 --> 00:44:06,780
The majority of these complaints
910
00:44:06,813 --> 00:44:10,917
are about the Sloppy Joe,
the taco, or the burger.
911
00:44:12,318 --> 00:44:13,318
So, class,
912
00:44:16,056 --> 00:44:18,058
what do all these
things have in common?
913
00:44:18,091 --> 00:44:18,958
- The meat.
914
00:44:18,992 --> 00:44:19,859
- The meat.
915
00:44:19,893 --> 00:44:20,994
- The meat.
916
00:44:21,027 --> 00:44:22,062
- The meat!
917
00:44:22,095 --> 00:44:23,163
- Good job, Rob.
918
00:44:23,196 --> 00:44:23,930
- Thank you.
919
00:44:23,963 --> 00:44:25,932
- Yeah, the meat.
920
00:44:25,965 --> 00:44:26,965
The beef.
921
00:44:28,001 --> 00:44:30,804
I wonder what company
Parker Prep uses?
922
00:44:30,837 --> 00:44:33,306
- You could ask
Principal Roy about that.
923
00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:34,374
- No, I couldn't.
924
00:44:34,407 --> 00:44:39,045
'Cause then he'd know
we're doing another issue.
925
00:44:39,079 --> 00:44:41,114
Only one way to find out.
926
00:45:17,217 --> 00:45:18,318
- Let's do it.
927
00:45:39,873 --> 00:45:41,875
My God, look!
928
00:45:55,055 --> 00:45:56,389
- Anybody in here?
929
00:46:08,101 --> 00:46:10,303
Goddamn, Ratatouille!
930
00:46:10,337 --> 00:46:12,806
Every night with you guys!
931
00:46:23,083 --> 00:46:24,484
- Let's keep shooting.
932
00:46:24,517 --> 00:46:26,920
This stuff is gold.
933
00:46:26,953 --> 00:46:28,455
Not only were
conditions shocking,
934
00:46:28,488 --> 00:46:32,092
but further investigation
revealed this meat
935
00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:35,161
Which is only used in pet
food and school lunches.
936
00:46:35,195 --> 00:46:38,932
The expiration dates
were all slightly off.
937
00:46:43,136 --> 00:46:45,438
Gonzo people demand answers.
938
00:46:45,472 --> 00:46:48,208
Gonzo people demand justice.
939
00:46:48,241 --> 00:46:51,244
We will not stop
until both are ours.
940
00:46:52,245 --> 00:46:53,113
- Unacceptable!
941
00:46:53,146 --> 00:46:54,481
- I told you I wasn't lying.
942
00:46:54,514 --> 00:46:57,117
This is why I puked, bitches.
943
00:46:58,385 --> 00:46:59,953
Oh my god!
944
00:46:59,986 --> 00:47:01,921
Have you seen this?
945
00:47:01,955 --> 00:47:03,123
This is disgusting.
946
00:47:03,156 --> 00:47:05,025
I'm never going in there again.
947
00:47:05,058 --> 00:47:07,527
- The ink work is insane.
948
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,263
This is like early Steve Ditko.
949
00:47:11,264 --> 00:47:12,966
- Thanks, bro.
950
00:47:12,999 --> 00:47:14,467
I can put you in the next issue.
951
00:47:14,501 --> 00:47:16,870
Any superpower you want.
952
00:47:17,537 --> 00:47:20,140
- I wanna see through walls.
953
00:47:22,409 --> 00:47:23,143
- Yes!
954
00:47:40,994 --> 00:47:42,429
- You're kidding me.
955
00:47:44,364 --> 00:47:46,399
Okay, everybody!
956
00:47:46,433 --> 00:47:47,600
Listen up!
957
00:47:47,634 --> 00:47:52,572
There are inspectors from
the Board of Health in there.
958
00:47:52,605 --> 00:47:55,175
They're shutting
the cafeteria down!
959
00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:56,076
We won!
960
00:47:59,112 --> 00:48:01,381
So I don't think Roy can
keep us inside anymore.
961
00:48:01,414 --> 00:48:05,018
I mean, we've gotta
eat somewhere, right?
962
00:48:05,051 --> 00:48:06,553
Let's get the hell outta here!
963
00:48:09,322 --> 00:48:11,057
Gonzo! Gonzo!
964
00:48:11,091 --> 00:48:12,125
Gonzo! Gonzo!
965
00:48:13,159 --> 00:48:14,227
Gonzo! Gonzo!
966
00:48:17,497 --> 00:48:18,932
- I'm hungry!
967
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,402
Get some mushu pork!
968
00:48:23,536 --> 00:48:26,106
Get a salad for Christ sake!
969
00:48:40,153 --> 00:48:44,124
- You really think you
can beat me, Gilman?
970
00:48:44,157 --> 00:48:45,157
Please.
971
00:48:46,059 --> 00:48:49,562
You're playing checkers
and I'm playing chess.
972
00:48:49,596 --> 00:48:52,065
I'm always 10 steps ahead.
973
00:48:53,433 --> 00:48:55,101
- Whatever, man.
974
00:48:55,135 --> 00:48:57,470
- Roy would like to see you.
975
00:48:57,504 --> 00:48:58,504
Now.
976
00:49:01,074 --> 00:49:02,518
- We had no idea he
was even doing this.
977
00:49:02,542 --> 00:49:03,710
Doesn't that bother you?
978
00:49:03,743 --> 00:49:06,546
- Honey, you act like he's
building bombs in the garage.
979
00:49:06,579 --> 00:49:08,515
- He's been suspended, Arthur.
980
00:49:08,548 --> 00:49:10,383
That means he can't
make the honor roll.
981
00:49:10,417 --> 00:49:12,085
His grades are slipping too.
982
00:49:12,118 --> 00:49:13,486
Columbia's gonna laugh at him.
983
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,355
- You are like a robot now.
984
00:49:15,388 --> 00:49:16,256
Who's programming you?
985
00:49:16,289 --> 00:49:17,457
This is magic.
986
00:49:17,490 --> 00:49:18,491
Okay?
987
00:49:18,525 --> 00:49:19,359
Some people never
do anything this
988
00:49:19,392 --> 00:49:19,926
special their whole lives
989
00:49:19,959 --> 00:49:22,495
and you are missing it.
990
00:49:22,529 --> 00:49:25,065
I'm not even sure they have
a right to suspend you.
991
00:49:25,098 --> 00:49:27,167
We should, I mean,
you should fight it.
992
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,210
There are some first
amendment issues here.
993
00:49:28,234 --> 00:49:29,445
- Oh god, not the
First Amendment.
994
00:49:29,469 --> 00:49:32,272
- He should be able to write
what he wants to write Diane.
995
00:49:32,305 --> 00:49:34,507
No one's disputing the
facts of the story are they?
996
00:49:34,541 --> 00:49:35,575
- Oh my god, stop it!
997
00:49:35,608 --> 00:49:37,277
Do you want to
make a bigger mess?
998
00:49:37,310 --> 00:49:38,178
Let him get through high school
999
00:49:38,211 --> 00:49:40,380
then he can save the world.
1000
00:49:40,413 --> 00:49:41,614
Listen, Eddie.
1001
00:49:41,648 --> 00:49:43,516
I know how special you are.
1002
00:49:43,550 --> 00:49:47,220
But you just can't
act on every impulse.
1003
00:49:47,253 --> 00:49:50,123
If you don't plan for life
and put things in place,
1004
00:49:50,156 --> 00:49:51,591
you're gonna regret it.
1005
00:49:51,624 --> 00:49:52,624
Trust me.
1006
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,415
- Are you Gonzo Gilman?
1007
00:50:15,448 --> 00:50:17,584
The Parker Prep whistle-blower?
1008
00:50:17,617 --> 00:50:19,119
- Yeah that's me.
1009
00:50:19,152 --> 00:50:20,220
- I'm Charlie Ronald.
1010
00:50:20,253 --> 00:50:23,323
I do a segment called
Local Heroes on New York 3.
1011
00:50:23,356 --> 00:50:24,724
- Oh yeah.
1012
00:50:24,758 --> 00:50:27,227
Charlie Ronald, On the streets.
1013
00:50:27,260 --> 00:50:28,561
- And in your face.
1014
00:50:28,595 --> 00:50:30,230
That's me, yeah.
1015
00:50:30,263 --> 00:50:32,465
Mind if I ask you
a few questions?
1016
00:50:32,499 --> 00:50:34,067
- Oh yeah, sure.
1017
00:50:35,268 --> 00:50:38,538
- You might wanna put
some pants on first.
1018
00:50:43,276 --> 00:50:44,310
- How'd you find me?
1019
00:50:44,344 --> 00:50:46,346
- You're not the only
one chasing stories, kid.
1020
00:50:46,379 --> 00:50:48,148
♪ Get behind the struggle
1021
00:50:48,181 --> 00:50:49,749
♪ Get behind the struggle
1022
00:50:49,783 --> 00:50:50,450
- Stencil.
1023
00:50:50,483 --> 00:50:53,253
Here you go, man, that's yours.
1024
00:50:53,286 --> 00:50:56,356
Look, Gonzo's like
Nelson Mandela
1025
00:50:56,389 --> 00:50:57,624
or John Gotti.
1026
00:50:57,657 --> 00:50:59,325
Someone who fought
for his people,
1027
00:50:59,359 --> 00:51:00,760
ended up in jail because of it.
1028
00:51:00,794 --> 00:51:03,196
And now, it's all of
our responsibility
1029
00:51:03,229 --> 00:51:05,665
to spread the word, okay!
1030
00:51:05,699 --> 00:51:08,535
I mean, are you
with us, brother?
1031
00:51:10,737 --> 00:51:12,238
That's what I'm talking about.
1032
00:51:12,272 --> 00:51:13,707
- We've gotten 97 signatures.
1033
00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:16,209
Roy's gotta know
how we feel, man.
1034
00:51:16,242 --> 00:51:17,777
No justice, no peace!
1035
00:51:17,811 --> 00:51:19,679
No
justice, no peace!
1036
00:51:19,713 --> 00:51:20,747
No justice!
1037
00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:24,617
- Who said the revolution
wouldn't be televised?
1038
00:51:26,820 --> 00:51:30,323
- Now that's what I call lunch.
1039
00:51:30,357 --> 00:51:32,292
- You watching it?
1040
00:51:32,325 --> 00:51:33,426
- It's insane.
1041
00:51:33,460 --> 00:51:35,604
27 code violations
in the school cafeteria,
1042
00:51:35,628 --> 00:51:38,465
but Principal Roy still
refuses to comment.
1043
00:51:38,498 --> 00:51:39,466
- We'll be making
a full statement.
1044
00:51:39,499 --> 00:51:41,210
Okay, we're not gonna do
it in the parking lot.
1045
00:51:41,234 --> 00:51:42,302
All right, not now!
1046
00:51:42,335 --> 00:51:43,236
Meanwhile Gonzo
Gilman is sweating out
1047
00:51:43,269 --> 00:51:44,313
the 4th day of a week-long
- Shh, shh, shh.
1048
00:51:44,337 --> 00:51:48,241
suspension
that many feel is unjust.
1049
00:51:48,274 --> 00:51:49,743
The question must be asked.
1050
00:51:49,776 --> 00:51:51,711
Is the wrong person
being punished here?
1051
00:51:51,745 --> 00:51:54,514
Does Parker Prep even have
the right to censor him?
1052
00:51:54,547 --> 00:51:56,783
This is Charlie Ronald
for New York Free News.
1053
00:51:56,816 --> 00:52:00,387
On the streets and in your face.
1054
00:52:00,420 --> 00:52:01,530
And now with
a look at your weather,
1055
00:52:01,554 --> 00:52:02,689
here's Robert.
1056
00:52:04,424 --> 00:52:06,359
- Charlie Ronald is
your old college buddy.
1057
00:52:06,393 --> 00:52:08,828
You made him do
this, didn't you?
1058
00:52:08,862 --> 00:52:10,797
You know how Eddie
gets carried away.
1059
00:52:10,830 --> 00:52:12,665
You're just setting
him up for a fall.
1060
00:52:12,699 --> 00:52:15,735
- I know your early
decision at Brown, Evie.
1061
00:52:15,769 --> 00:52:17,671
But check this out.
1062
00:52:17,704 --> 00:52:21,775
The dean from Columbia
finally wrote me back.
1063
00:52:21,808 --> 00:52:24,444
He's impressed with my stuff
1064
00:52:24,477 --> 00:52:26,813
and apparently, I'm
on the shortlist.
1065
00:52:26,846 --> 00:52:28,782
I know, it's huge.
1066
00:52:28,815 --> 00:52:33,353
Dean fucking Herbert on
the Gonzo's jock, you know?
1067
00:52:34,587 --> 00:52:36,723
- Who says he's gonna fall?
1068
00:52:38,892 --> 00:52:41,327
- Hey, come back
and see us again.
1069
00:52:41,361 --> 00:52:42,829
I sing on Thursdays.
1070
00:52:42,862 --> 00:52:45,331
See ya later.
1071
00:52:49,502 --> 00:52:52,472
- That's a good cup of coffee.
1072
00:52:52,505 --> 00:52:53,840
Busy day, huh?
1073
00:52:53,873 --> 00:52:56,776
- Just like the old
days before McDonald's
1074
00:52:56,810 --> 00:52:58,745
and Pizza Hut moved in.
1075
00:52:59,646 --> 00:53:02,582
You couldn't get a
table in this place.
1076
00:53:02,615 --> 00:53:05,485
- This whole Gonzo thing
must be good for you, huh?
1077
00:53:05,518 --> 00:53:08,855
- Saved my business,
I'll tell you that.
1078
00:53:08,888 --> 00:53:11,291
For now anyway.
1079
00:53:11,324 --> 00:53:14,427
- Well, it cuts both
ways, doesn't it?
1080
00:53:15,628 --> 00:53:16,863
- What do you mean?
1081
00:53:16,896 --> 00:53:19,766
- Well, you are his
biggest advertiser, right?
1082
00:53:19,799 --> 00:53:22,402
- First advertiser too.
1083
00:53:22,435 --> 00:53:26,573
I'm the one that got
the whole ball rolling.
1084
00:53:26,606 --> 00:53:27,606
- You see?
1085
00:53:28,408 --> 00:53:29,909
He couldn't do it without you.
1086
00:53:29,943 --> 00:53:33,313
- I guess we helped each other.
1087
00:53:33,346 --> 00:53:34,781
- I'll say you have.
1088
00:53:36,516 --> 00:53:38,351
- Listen, we're
open in the backroom
1089
00:53:38,385 --> 00:53:40,487
for the first time since '98.
1090
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,589
We're gonna have a big party.
1091
00:53:42,622 --> 00:53:43,623
Why don't you come.
1092
00:53:43,656 --> 00:53:44,357
- Saturday night?
1093
00:53:44,391 --> 00:53:44,958
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1094
00:53:44,991 --> 00:53:47,460
It'll be fun.
1095
00:53:47,494 --> 00:53:48,534
- Maybe I'll check it out.
1096
00:53:57,470 --> 00:54:00,507
♪ Well I light the fire
1097
00:54:00,540 --> 00:54:03,910
♪ 'Cause it's getting dark
1098
00:54:03,943 --> 00:54:07,447
♪ Take take a light
1099
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,916
♪ Tear it apart
1100
00:54:09,949 --> 00:54:11,851
- Thank you very much.
1101
00:54:12,752 --> 00:54:13,920
- Hey, what's up?
1102
00:54:13,953 --> 00:54:14,921
- Hey, is Gonzo here yet?
1103
00:54:14,954 --> 00:54:15,989
He's coming, right?
1104
00:54:16,022 --> 00:54:16,890
- He said he was
coming but you know,
1105
00:54:16,923 --> 00:54:19,526
he's grounded so who knows.
1106
00:54:19,559 --> 00:54:20,794
- Okay.
1107
00:54:20,827 --> 00:54:21,827
Hey, dude!
1108
00:54:49,723 --> 00:54:52,726
♪ Oh let us be
1109
00:54:52,759 --> 00:54:55,929
♪ Oh let us be
1110
00:54:55,962 --> 00:54:59,632
♪ Oh let us be
1111
00:54:59,666 --> 00:55:02,902
♪ Oh let us be
1112
00:55:02,936 --> 00:55:04,704
♪ Oh let us be
1113
00:55:04,738 --> 00:55:06,573
♪ Oh oh oh
1114
00:55:06,606 --> 00:55:09,943
♪ Oh let us die
1115
00:55:09,976 --> 00:55:11,711
♪ There's a party now
1116
00:55:11,745 --> 00:55:13,513
♪ In the part of town
1117
00:55:13,546 --> 00:55:15,415
♪ Where the kids don't leave
1118
00:55:15,448 --> 00:55:16,783
♪ Oh oh oh
1119
00:55:16,816 --> 00:55:18,551
♪ Oh let us be
1120
00:55:18,585 --> 00:55:19,953
♪ Oh oh oh
1121
00:55:19,986 --> 00:55:22,455
♪ Oh let us die
1122
00:55:22,489 --> 00:55:23,056
- We got Gonzo.
1123
00:55:23,089 --> 00:55:23,957
30 seconds to stage.
1124
00:55:23,990 --> 00:55:24,858
♪ Give us all a nod
1125
00:55:24,891 --> 00:55:27,027
♪ That it's overrun
1126
00:55:27,060 --> 00:55:29,596
♪ That's who we wanna be
1127
00:55:29,629 --> 00:55:31,464
♪ Oh be
1128
00:55:31,498 --> 00:55:33,533
♪ Oh be
1129
00:55:33,566 --> 00:55:35,402
♪ Oh
1130
00:55:55,889 --> 00:55:56,756
- Alright Melnick!
1131
00:55:56,790 --> 00:55:58,391
Alright Melnick!
1132
00:55:58,925 --> 00:56:01,394
Get his ass off the stage!
1133
00:56:03,496 --> 00:56:04,631
Ladies and gentlemen,
1134
00:56:04,664 --> 00:56:06,833
the moment you've
all been waiting for.
1135
00:56:06,866 --> 00:56:09,703
My man, the freedom
fighter from Parker Prep.
1136
00:56:09,736 --> 00:56:11,938
Give it up for Gonzo Gilman!
1137
00:56:13,006 --> 00:56:16,509
Gonzo!
1138
00:56:23,950 --> 00:56:24,951
- My people!
1139
00:56:26,653 --> 00:56:27,653
My people!
1140
00:56:28,788 --> 00:56:30,724
Gonzo! Gonzo!
1141
00:56:34,561 --> 00:56:35,729
- What schools,
1142
00:56:36,963 --> 00:56:37,963
and police,
1143
00:56:38,965 --> 00:56:41,668
and governments fail to realize
1144
00:56:43,903 --> 00:56:46,539
is that we've got the power!
1145
00:56:54,047 --> 00:56:56,950
But you know what's
a damn shame,
1146
00:56:56,983 --> 00:56:59,519
is when we forget that too.
1147
00:57:01,988 --> 00:57:04,557
But you know what
I'm seeing right now?
1148
00:57:04,591 --> 00:57:08,561
I'm seeing that we're
starting to realize.
1149
00:57:08,595 --> 00:57:10,563
Do you see that?
1150
00:57:10,597 --> 00:57:11,865
Do you see that!
1151
00:57:12,966 --> 00:57:15,068
Do you see what we can do!
1152
00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:24,711
You gonna
print another issue?
1153
00:57:24,744 --> 00:57:26,513
- What do you think?
1154
00:57:37,691 --> 00:57:38,858
- I'm from North.
1155
00:57:38,892 --> 00:57:39,859
He's from Central.
1156
00:57:39,893 --> 00:57:41,695
She's from GW.
1157
00:57:41,728 --> 00:57:43,172
Look, we wanna go Gonzo
on our schools too.
1158
00:57:43,196 --> 00:57:46,866
We wanna really blow
some shit up there.
1159
00:57:46,900 --> 00:57:48,001
- Right on.
1160
00:57:48,034 --> 00:57:49,045
But we can just send
you the lay-outs.
1161
00:57:49,069 --> 00:57:51,938
All you have to do
is fill 'em out.
1162
00:57:51,971 --> 00:57:53,873
- That would be awesome.
1163
00:57:53,907 --> 00:57:56,876
- Just tell the truth,
brothers and sisters.
1164
00:57:56,910 --> 00:57:58,678
That's all I ask.
1165
00:57:58,712 --> 00:58:00,780
- Even if the truth hurts.
1166
00:58:06,086 --> 00:58:07,787
What's up, Gilman?
1167
00:58:08,722 --> 00:58:09,722
- Riley?
1168
00:58:15,795 --> 00:58:18,665
- I came to
congratulate you, man.
1169
00:58:18,698 --> 00:58:19,265
You had an idea,
1170
00:58:19,299 --> 00:58:21,801
you followed it through,
1171
00:58:21,835 --> 00:58:22,936
and it worked.
1172
00:58:24,204 --> 00:58:26,573
That's pretty cool, man.
1173
00:58:27,207 --> 00:58:28,441
- Thanks, man.
1174
00:58:28,475 --> 00:58:31,177
- You know, our humble little
paper is coming out on Monday.
1175
00:58:31,211 --> 00:58:33,847
It's not the Gonzo but
1176
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,648
there's a really
interesting article in there
1177
00:58:35,682 --> 00:58:37,951
I think you should check out.
1178
00:58:38,952 --> 00:58:39,952
- Okay.
1179
00:58:43,857 --> 00:58:44,857
- Evie.
1180
00:58:48,228 --> 00:58:49,629
Evie Wallace!
1181
00:58:53,867 --> 00:58:55,101
You are glowing.
1182
00:58:57,070 --> 00:58:59,105
I'm really happy for you.
1183
00:59:00,740 --> 00:59:01,975
For both of you.
1184
00:59:03,977 --> 00:59:04,977
Monday.
1185
00:59:16,122 --> 00:59:17,724
- We should get
outta here, right?
1186
00:59:17,757 --> 00:59:19,926
This party's totally dying down.
1187
00:59:19,959 --> 00:59:20,627
- Yeah.
1188
00:59:20,660 --> 00:59:21,961
- We can go back to my place.
1189
00:59:21,995 --> 00:59:23,763
My parents are gone.
1190
00:59:23,797 --> 00:59:25,131
After after party.
1191
00:59:25,999 --> 00:59:27,167
Just the staff.
1192
00:59:28,168 --> 00:59:29,769
- All right, yeah.
1193
00:59:29,803 --> 00:59:30,804
Okay.
1194
00:59:30,837 --> 00:59:32,072
- Rally the troops.
1195
00:59:39,813 --> 00:59:43,016
- You know, I've been working
it and I've been working it.
1196
00:59:43,049 --> 00:59:44,818
I think tonight it's
finally going down.
1197
00:59:44,851 --> 00:59:46,686
What?
1198
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,621
- Every man's fantasy.
1199
00:59:50,724 --> 00:59:55,228
You know what the French
call "eating for three?"
1200
00:59:55,261 --> 00:59:56,229
Robbie.
1201
00:59:56,262 --> 00:59:57,262
- Robbie.
1202
00:59:58,732 --> 00:59:59,299
- Hello ladies.
1203
00:59:59,332 --> 01:00:00,767
- Oh sweet Jesus, no.
1204
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:01,800
- Oh yes.
1205
01:00:02,302 --> 01:00:02,969
Pretty nervous you know,
1206
01:00:03,003 --> 01:00:06,039
'cause it's my first time but
1207
01:00:06,072 --> 01:00:07,741
I put my camera in
there, I set it up,
1208
01:00:07,774 --> 01:00:08,742
so I'm just gonna
film myself doing it
1209
01:00:08,775 --> 01:00:11,077
and then I can watch it
later and see how I did.
1210
01:00:11,111 --> 01:00:12,321
Hey, I'll show it
to you if you want.
1211
01:00:12,345 --> 01:00:14,814
- Oh no, that's really okay.
1212
01:00:14,848 --> 01:00:15,848
- Okay.
1213
01:00:18,918 --> 01:00:19,452
Wish me luck, man.
1214
01:00:19,486 --> 01:00:20,787
- Praying for you.
1215
01:00:20,820 --> 01:00:25,859
Let's hope
there's enough of me
1216
01:00:38,938 --> 01:00:41,775
♪ Woo
1217
01:00:41,808 --> 01:00:44,778
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
1218
01:00:46,212 --> 01:00:47,747
- Oh hell yeah.
1219
01:00:52,318 --> 01:00:55,321
♪ Well, whoa, whoa, whoa
1220
01:00:55,355 --> 01:00:59,292
♪ Yeah
1221
01:00:59,325 --> 01:01:00,927
♪ Mm
1222
01:01:08,234 --> 01:01:10,170
- So, are you a virgin?
1223
01:01:14,107 --> 01:01:15,809
- What?
1224
01:01:15,842 --> 01:01:18,078
- Have you ever had sex?
1225
01:01:18,111 --> 01:01:22,782
- Whoa, we're just really
diving in there, aren't we?
1226
01:01:24,984 --> 01:01:26,986
Remember Elizabeth Frankel?
1227
01:01:27,020 --> 01:01:28,188
She moved away last year.
1228
01:01:28,221 --> 01:01:30,390
She was in our grade.
1229
01:01:30,423 --> 01:01:34,194
We've been best friends
since elementary school.
1230
01:01:34,227 --> 01:01:37,330
We made this pact
to get it over with.
1231
01:01:38,365 --> 01:01:40,066
- How was it?
1232
01:01:40,100 --> 01:01:43,269
- Embarrassing,
if truth be told.
1233
01:01:43,303 --> 01:01:44,303
Yeah.
1234
01:01:45,372 --> 01:01:48,041
Well there I was humping away,
1235
01:01:50,110 --> 01:01:51,044
thought I was doing great.
1236
01:01:51,077 --> 01:01:55,081
Really thought I was
championing that sex.
1237
01:01:56,049 --> 01:02:00,253
I looked up at one point to
see how she was liking it.
1238
01:02:00,286 --> 01:02:02,355
She had this confused,
1239
01:02:02,389 --> 01:02:05,158
sorrowful look on her face.
1240
01:02:05,191 --> 01:02:09,162
Turns out my dick was actually
caught in her comforter.
1241
01:02:09,195 --> 01:02:10,864
- Get out!
1242
01:02:10,897 --> 01:02:11,831
- I won't.
1243
01:02:11,865 --> 01:02:14,234
It was a really soft
and satiny comforter.
1244
01:02:14,267 --> 01:02:16,269
You've gotta believe me.
1245
01:02:19,272 --> 01:02:22,976
Anyway, then we finally
got it in for real.
1246
01:02:24,110 --> 01:02:27,414
You know that whole
awkward dance.
1247
01:02:27,447 --> 01:02:31,151
Just really trying to
keep my flag flying.
1248
01:02:32,419 --> 01:02:33,429
And finally she gets into it
1249
01:02:33,453 --> 01:02:36,823
and she starts
moving around and,
1250
01:02:38,024 --> 01:02:41,161
it was over in like 10 seconds?
1251
01:02:41,194 --> 01:02:42,328
Seven seconds?
1252
01:02:44,197 --> 01:02:45,197
Yup.
1253
01:02:46,299 --> 01:02:49,936
I was a real pleasure
machine that night.
1254
01:02:56,910 --> 01:02:58,211
So what about you?
1255
01:03:00,246 --> 01:03:01,815
You ever do it?
1256
01:03:05,919 --> 01:03:08,054
Evie, c'mon, I told you mine.
1257
01:03:08,088 --> 01:03:10,890
You gotta tell me yours.
1258
01:03:10,924 --> 01:03:12,158
Laws of reciprocation.
1259
01:03:12,192 --> 01:03:15,929
- Oh really, I didn't realize
there are laws involved here.
1260
01:03:15,962 --> 01:03:17,364
- Well now you know.
1261
01:03:21,167 --> 01:03:23,169
- It's not a good story.
1262
01:03:25,071 --> 01:03:27,007
I'm sorry I brought it up.
1263
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:27,874
I think you brought
it up because
1264
01:03:27,907 --> 01:03:30,010
you really wanna tell me.
1265
01:03:32,312 --> 01:03:36,016
Evie, my first time
was with a blanket.
1266
01:03:36,049 --> 01:03:37,217
Gonzo!
1267
01:03:37,250 --> 01:03:39,919
Gonzo are you up there!
1268
01:03:39,953 --> 01:03:40,987
I need water!
1269
01:03:42,522 --> 01:03:44,257
We need water stat!
1270
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,162
- Let's get some air.
1271
01:03:53,566 --> 01:03:58,238
Last year, I had to take this
science class with Riley.
1272
01:03:58,271 --> 01:04:02,475
And I had this mad crush
on him like all the girls.
1273
01:04:04,444 --> 01:04:07,981
And I was trying to flirt
with him and everything,
1274
01:04:08,014 --> 01:04:11,985
finally he invited me to
this really cool party
1275
01:04:15,021 --> 01:04:17,290
and I wore this little dress.
1276
01:04:18,425 --> 01:04:20,393
And I got really drunk.
1277
01:04:21,428 --> 01:04:23,096
It was stupid but,
1278
01:04:24,364 --> 01:04:27,300
I was just really
nervous, ya know.
1279
01:04:29,436 --> 01:04:34,240
Anyway, I wind up losing
my virginity to the guy.
1280
01:04:34,274 --> 01:04:36,242
Which was okay.
1281
01:04:36,276 --> 01:04:38,912
It was sort of what I wanted.
1282
01:04:42,182 --> 01:04:45,418
But it turned into
this total nightmare.
1283
01:04:48,388 --> 01:04:50,323
I was so messed up that
1284
01:04:52,192 --> 01:04:53,436
I didn't notice his jock buddies
1285
01:04:53,460 --> 01:04:55,929
were there cheering us on.
1286
01:04:59,232 --> 01:05:01,301
And after he was finished
1287
01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:05,238
this other guy tried
to get in on me.
1288
01:05:11,478 --> 01:05:14,014
And I had to fight him off.
1289
01:05:15,281 --> 01:05:16,950
And I was crying.
1290
01:05:18,218 --> 01:05:19,328
I was trying to
get my clothes on.
1291
01:05:19,352 --> 01:05:22,355
I was trying to get
out of the house.
1292
01:05:26,092 --> 01:05:27,293
It was horrible.
1293
01:05:32,265 --> 01:05:36,970
And Gavin Riley acted like
the whole thing was a joke.
1294
01:05:40,073 --> 01:05:41,083
He didn't defend me or anything.
1295
01:05:41,107 --> 01:05:42,107
He,
1296
01:05:44,244 --> 01:05:45,244
he laughed.
1297
01:05:51,284 --> 01:05:53,319
He totally disputes it
at school the next day
1298
01:05:53,353 --> 01:05:55,622
and all these
rumors started that
1299
01:05:55,655 --> 01:05:59,392
I did the whole wrestling
team or whatever.
1300
01:06:04,431 --> 01:06:06,132
He ruined my life.
1301
01:06:08,635 --> 01:06:10,270
- Son of a bitch.
1302
01:06:12,572 --> 01:06:15,508
- Ever since then not only
1303
01:06:15,542 --> 01:06:18,111
have I not had a boyfriend,
1304
01:06:19,346 --> 01:06:21,548
I really don't have anybody.
1305
01:06:24,117 --> 01:06:25,118
Just sort of
1306
01:06:27,420 --> 01:06:28,420
shut down,
1307
01:06:30,123 --> 01:06:31,123
I guess.
1308
01:06:34,661 --> 01:06:35,661
- Evie,
1309
01:06:37,130 --> 01:06:38,131
Evie listen.
1310
01:06:41,134 --> 01:06:42,635
Not everybody in this world
1311
01:06:42,669 --> 01:06:45,438
is an asshole like Gavin Riley.
1312
01:06:51,411 --> 01:06:52,411
I'm not.
1313
01:06:56,449 --> 01:06:57,449
- I know.
1314
01:07:24,711 --> 01:07:27,313
Let's go slow, okay.
1315
01:07:27,347 --> 01:07:28,548
- This is great.
1316
01:07:50,437 --> 01:07:51,705
Eddie!
1317
01:07:51,738 --> 01:07:52,738
Breakfast!
1318
01:07:57,243 --> 01:08:01,247
Hey Mr. Sandman, get up,
get up, get up, get up!
1319
01:08:03,650 --> 01:08:08,621
♪ Ooh
1320
01:08:08,655 --> 01:08:10,523
♪ Ooh
1321
01:08:18,264 --> 01:08:19,766
Hey, Gilman!
1322
01:08:21,534 --> 01:08:23,703
- You need a life.
1323
01:08:23,737 --> 01:08:26,239
- Yo Gonzo, is it true?
1324
01:08:26,272 --> 01:08:27,316
- Did you really do it, Gonzo?
1325
01:08:27,340 --> 01:08:28,340
- Do what?
1326
01:08:41,821 --> 01:08:43,323
What the hell?
1327
01:08:43,356 --> 01:08:44,391
- Listen up, Gonzo
1328
01:08:44,424 --> 01:08:47,527
Riley has proposed the
following chain of events
1329
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:49,329
that Errol bankrolled
your paper,
1330
01:08:49,362 --> 01:08:50,773
and you broke into
the school at night
1331
01:08:50,797 --> 01:08:53,533
and planted the rats and
roaches in the kitchen.
1332
01:08:53,566 --> 01:08:56,670
The health inspectors came
and closed down the cafeteria
1333
01:08:56,703 --> 01:08:59,673
necessitating the need
for at off-campus dining,
1334
01:08:59,706 --> 01:09:01,775
thus saving Errol's business.
1335
01:09:01,808 --> 01:09:04,244
Riley claims that was your plan.
1336
01:09:04,277 --> 01:09:05,545
- That is ridiculous!
1337
01:09:05,578 --> 01:09:06,780
- Yeah, well, the thing is,
1338
01:09:06,813 --> 01:09:07,990
Riley has a pretty
good slam on us.
1339
01:09:08,014 --> 01:09:11,551
He's even got surveillance
photos in here and everything.
1340
01:09:11,584 --> 01:09:13,787
- Yeah, but these are from
when we got the footage.
1341
01:09:13,820 --> 01:09:15,555
We didn't plant anything.
1342
01:09:15,588 --> 01:09:16,588
- No.
1343
01:09:18,291 --> 01:09:22,562
- He actually expects
people to believe this?
1344
01:09:22,595 --> 01:09:24,631
You better be suspending Riley!
1345
01:09:24,664 --> 01:09:26,299
- Calm down, Mr. Gilman.
1346
01:09:26,332 --> 01:09:27,434
- Calm down.
1347
01:09:27,467 --> 01:09:29,369
I got in trouble for
telling the truth.
1348
01:09:29,402 --> 01:09:30,837
This is nothing but lies.
1349
01:09:30,870 --> 01:09:34,407
Don't tell me he's gonna skate.
1350
01:09:34,441 --> 01:09:36,443
- There's gonna be a
thorough investigation,
1351
01:09:36,476 --> 01:09:39,546
believe me and I
don't answer to you.
1352
01:09:39,579 --> 01:09:41,357
- Well, I'm gonna do a
little thorough investigation
1353
01:09:41,381 --> 01:09:42,782
of my own, if you don't mind.
1354
01:09:42,816 --> 01:09:43,817
- I do mind.
1355
01:09:45,785 --> 01:09:47,830
In fact, if you respond with
another issue of your paper,
1356
01:09:47,854 --> 01:09:50,690
I'll kick you out of school.
1357
01:09:50,724 --> 01:09:53,226
You and all your sidekicks.
1358
01:09:54,427 --> 01:09:56,629
Consider yourselves warned.
1359
01:10:02,736 --> 01:10:06,439
- This article is
bullshit and you know it.
1360
01:10:07,874 --> 01:10:09,409
- Prove it.
1361
01:10:09,442 --> 01:10:10,442
- Prove it?
1362
01:10:11,778 --> 01:10:13,680
I'm gonna destroy you.
1363
01:10:15,515 --> 01:10:18,385
- You better watch
it, little guy.
1364
01:10:19,552 --> 01:10:22,355
I've got the goods on everybody.
1365
01:10:24,524 --> 01:10:25,558
Take it easy.
1366
01:10:34,734 --> 01:10:35,935
- What was that about?
1367
01:10:35,969 --> 01:10:37,470
- I don't know.
1368
01:10:38,905 --> 01:10:40,840
I don't wanna find out.
1369
01:10:41,808 --> 01:10:42,876
- I have a plan, guys.
1370
01:10:42,909 --> 01:10:43,743
I've been thinking
about it all day.
1371
01:10:43,777 --> 01:10:45,812
We do what we have to do.
1372
01:10:45,845 --> 01:10:49,349
We have to interview
those health inspectors.
1373
01:10:49,382 --> 01:10:51,351
Get the nurse's full records.
1374
01:10:51,384 --> 01:10:54,754
Do a background check
on Continental Meats.
1375
01:10:55,689 --> 01:10:57,791
We gotta fight back.
1376
01:10:57,824 --> 01:11:00,527
Okay, so who wants to do what?
1377
01:11:02,796 --> 01:11:03,796
Anyone?
1378
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:08,802
- We've all been
talking a little bit.
1379
01:11:08,835 --> 01:11:09,936
- Behind my back?
1380
01:11:09,969 --> 01:11:11,571
- No man, c'mon.
1381
01:11:13,973 --> 01:11:17,544
We just don't think that
we should do another issue.
1382
01:11:17,577 --> 01:11:18,511
- What?
1383
01:11:18,545 --> 01:11:20,613
- We've already taken
this so much further
1384
01:11:20,647 --> 01:11:21,691
than we ever thought we could
1385
01:11:21,715 --> 01:11:23,717
and it's been awesome but...
1386
01:11:23,750 --> 01:11:25,685
- We cannot get expelled.
1387
01:11:25,719 --> 01:11:26,820
- Oh god.
1388
01:11:26,853 --> 01:11:29,622
Schneeman, nobody's
getting expelled.
1389
01:11:29,656 --> 01:11:30,557
First amendment, man.
1390
01:11:30,590 --> 01:11:32,425
Roy's bluffing.
1391
01:11:32,459 --> 01:11:34,394
- I'm sorry, I can't risk it.
1392
01:11:34,427 --> 01:11:37,430
I've worked my whole life
to get into Princeton.
1393
01:11:37,464 --> 01:11:39,966
- My parents will
have a shit fit.
1394
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,402
- This might blow
your minds guys
1395
01:11:42,435 --> 01:11:44,838
but some things are more
important than college.
1396
01:11:44,871 --> 01:11:46,740
Riley's
story is bullshit!
1397
01:11:46,773 --> 01:11:47,841
- Yeah.
1398
01:11:47,874 --> 01:11:49,642
- You're over-reacting.
1399
01:11:49,676 --> 01:11:53,580
Okay, just put something
on the website, like,
1400
01:11:54,647 --> 01:11:57,484
"Anyone can make allegations
without a shred of proof.
1401
01:11:57,517 --> 01:11:59,486
"We stand by our story 100%."
1402
01:11:59,519 --> 01:12:00,420
You know?
1403
01:12:00,453 --> 01:12:01,488
Stand strong.
1404
01:12:05,759 --> 01:12:10,430
- You guys just aren't seeing
the bigger picture here.
1405
01:12:10,463 --> 01:12:14,000
Gonzo Gilman isn't just
your friend anymore.
1406
01:12:14,034 --> 01:12:14,834
Okay?
1407
01:12:14,868 --> 01:12:15,802
He's a public figure.
1408
01:12:15,835 --> 01:12:19,506
He's a public figure
that stands for truth,
1409
01:12:19,539 --> 01:12:21,841
and justice, and freedom.
1410
01:12:21,875 --> 01:12:23,943
And that is why
if we don't prove
1411
01:12:23,977 --> 01:12:28,581
that everything in that
article is an outright lie,
1412
01:12:28,615 --> 01:12:31,651
and the man who
wrote them is a liar,
1413
01:12:32,552 --> 01:12:33,787
my name is dirt!
1414
01:12:34,954 --> 01:12:38,491
And everything we've
done together is dirt!
1415
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:43,763
We need one more issue, come on!
1416
01:12:49,703 --> 01:12:52,505
One little hit and you all fold.
1417
01:12:54,074 --> 01:12:56,076
I mean, what's wrong
with all of you?
1418
01:12:56,109 --> 01:12:58,578
- Well, this talking
in the third person
1419
01:12:58,611 --> 01:13:01,448
business is kinda
creepy for one.
1420
01:13:03,817 --> 01:13:04,817
- Gonzo,
1421
01:13:07,787 --> 01:13:10,523
all you have to do is graduate
1422
01:13:10,557 --> 01:13:13,693
and you get to go to
your dream school.
1423
01:13:13,727 --> 01:13:17,097
Are you really gonna
let Riley ruin that?
1424
01:13:17,130 --> 01:13:18,932
Then he really wins.
1425
01:13:19,966 --> 01:13:21,968
You need to let this go.
1426
01:13:23,636 --> 01:13:25,105
- Remember history.
1427
01:13:25,138 --> 01:13:27,774
If Napoleon had
stopped at Austerlitz,
1428
01:13:27,807 --> 01:13:30,810
he never would've
had his Waterloo.
1429
01:13:30,844 --> 01:13:31,844
- Jesus!
1430
01:13:34,948 --> 01:13:37,517
You're just scared of Riley.
1431
01:13:38,551 --> 01:13:39,586
That's what this is.
1432
01:13:39,619 --> 01:13:40,620
You know it.
1433
01:13:45,025 --> 01:13:47,827
- So I got about
eight pounds of it.
1434
01:13:47,861 --> 01:13:48,695
- So we're gonna eat it
1435
01:13:48,728 --> 01:13:50,864
for the next seven months.
1436
01:13:51,898 --> 01:13:52,932
What's wrong?
1437
01:13:52,966 --> 01:13:56,569
- Nobody cares about
the truth, dad!
1438
01:13:56,603 --> 01:13:57,704
- What?
1439
01:13:57,737 --> 01:13:59,539
Why didn't
you tell me that?
1440
01:13:59,572 --> 01:14:00,807
Eddie!
1441
01:14:04,010 --> 01:14:05,845
Eddie, open the door.
1442
01:14:25,198 --> 01:14:27,701
♪ Mirror mirror
1443
01:14:27,734 --> 01:14:29,869
♪ On the wall
1444
01:14:29,903 --> 01:14:34,174
♪ Who's the greatest
of them all ♪
1445
01:14:34,207 --> 01:14:36,609
♪ My name Mohammed
1446
01:14:36,643 --> 01:14:38,778
♪ Bore Jesus too
1447
01:14:38,812 --> 01:14:42,115
♪ Who's Mathia be good for you
1448
01:14:42,148 --> 01:14:44,617
♪ 'Cause I came
1449
01:14:44,651 --> 01:14:45,685
♪ And I saw
1450
01:14:45,719 --> 01:14:47,029
Would you like
to try the capon, sir?
1451
01:14:47,053 --> 01:14:48,755
- Looks delicious.
1452
01:14:50,924 --> 01:14:53,893
- Now that's what
I call spread, Gav.
1453
01:14:53,927 --> 01:14:54,761
Fresh capon?
1454
01:14:54,794 --> 01:14:55,794
- Yeah.
1455
01:15:02,102 --> 01:15:03,737
- Belgian endive?
1456
01:15:11,911 --> 01:15:14,681
- Okay folks, let's settle down.
1457
01:15:16,049 --> 01:15:18,018
We're gonna get started.
1458
01:15:18,051 --> 01:15:19,052
Let's quiet down, folks.
1459
01:15:19,085 --> 01:15:20,920
Let's sit down.
1460
01:15:20,954 --> 01:15:23,156
- What fresh hell is this?
1461
01:15:23,189 --> 01:15:26,960
- Today is a very proud
day at Parker Prep.
1462
01:15:28,094 --> 01:15:31,664
Our own Gavin Riley has
won the Van Buren Prize.
1463
01:15:31,698 --> 01:15:34,067
The most prestigious history
award in the country.
1464
01:15:37,971 --> 01:15:41,641
And it's for his paper
The History of Torture
1465
01:15:41,675 --> 01:15:45,011
Tactics and
Psychological Warfare.
1466
01:15:45,045 --> 01:15:48,848
- Torture tactics and
psychological warfare?
1467
01:15:48,882 --> 01:15:51,918
- Incredibly, Gavin is the third
1468
01:15:51,951 --> 01:15:54,788
member of the Riley
family to win this award.
1469
01:15:54,821 --> 01:15:57,190
And his brothers, Shawn and
Marcus, are with us today.
1470
01:15:57,223 --> 01:15:58,725
Come on up, guys.
1471
01:15:58,758 --> 01:15:59,926
They're passing the torch.
1472
01:15:59,959 --> 01:16:01,199
Let me see if I got this right.
1473
01:16:01,227 --> 01:16:02,962
Shaun is at Dartmouth?
1474
01:16:02,996 --> 01:16:03,897
- Yup.
1475
01:16:03,930 --> 01:16:05,131
- Yes, and Marcus is at Yale.
1476
01:16:05,165 --> 01:16:07,934
And Gavin, you wanna tell us
where you're going next year?
1477
01:16:07,967 --> 01:16:08,835
- Stanford.
1478
01:16:08,868 --> 01:16:09,502
Early decision.
1479
01:16:09,536 --> 01:16:11,071
- Stanford, how 'bout that?
1480
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:18,211
Mr. and Mrs. Riley
should write a book.
1481
01:16:18,244 --> 01:16:22,015
Gavin Riley, why don't you
say a few words, please.
1482
01:16:22,048 --> 01:16:22,916
Congratulations.
1483
01:16:22,949 --> 01:16:23,817
- Thank you.
1484
01:16:23,850 --> 01:16:24,850
Thanks.
1485
01:16:29,923 --> 01:16:31,891
I just want to say that
1486
01:16:34,027 --> 01:16:37,797
standing on this stage
with my two brothers,
1487
01:16:40,133 --> 01:16:43,136
it's the proudest
moment of my life.
1488
01:16:44,771 --> 01:16:45,772
- Schneeman!
1489
01:16:47,007 --> 01:16:48,775
Are you gonna tell me
what's going on, man?
1490
01:16:48,808 --> 01:16:50,076
- What do you mean?
1491
01:16:50,110 --> 01:16:52,178
- Psychological Warfare?
1492
01:16:52,212 --> 01:16:53,713
The history of torture tactics.
1493
01:16:53,747 --> 01:16:54,790
Those are your twin passions.
1494
01:16:54,814 --> 01:16:58,151
You were gonna write your
Van Buren paper on that.
1495
01:16:58,184 --> 01:17:00,887
- Riley just had the same idea.
1496
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:05,859
- Schneeman, we have been
through too much together.
1497
01:17:05,892 --> 01:17:06,760
Okay, man.
1498
01:17:06,793 --> 01:17:07,894
Level with me.
1499
01:17:09,062 --> 01:17:11,865
Did you make some
kind of deal with him?
1500
01:17:11,898 --> 01:17:14,334
- This is totally
off the record.
1501
01:17:14,367 --> 01:17:16,903
You can't tell anyone, okay?
1502
01:17:16,936 --> 01:17:17,904
Promise.
1503
01:17:17,937 --> 01:17:19,139
Yeah.
1504
01:17:19,172 --> 01:17:20,383
- I gave him my
paper in exchange
1505
01:17:20,407 --> 01:17:23,910
for protection from the bullies
for the entire school year.
1506
01:17:23,943 --> 01:17:24,943
- What?
1507
01:17:25,512 --> 01:17:27,180
You've gotta be kidding me!
1508
01:17:27,213 --> 01:17:28,181
- It's true.
1509
01:17:28,214 --> 01:17:30,917
And honestly, I'd do it
again in a heartbeat.
1510
01:17:30,950 --> 01:17:33,153
And I'm living fear-free
for the first time,
1511
01:17:33,186 --> 01:17:34,954
floating on air!
1512
01:17:34,988 --> 01:17:38,158
It's like a terrible
weight has been lifted.
1513
01:17:38,191 --> 01:17:40,060
- The onions on this guy!
1514
01:17:40,093 --> 01:17:41,133
I swear, sometimes
- Gonzo!
1515
01:17:41,161 --> 01:17:42,962
- He thinks he's the master.
- Gonzo.
1516
01:17:42,996 --> 01:17:44,798
Gonzo.
1517
01:17:45,999 --> 01:17:48,134
You can't tell anyone.
1518
01:17:48,168 --> 01:17:49,869
Please.
1519
01:17:49,903 --> 01:17:50,903
Please.
1520
01:18:13,126 --> 01:18:13,927
- Remember when you found out
1521
01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:16,396
that Santa Claus
didn't really exist?
1522
01:18:16,429 --> 01:18:18,832
That your father was
really the tooth fairy
1523
01:18:18,865 --> 01:18:20,967
or that Barry Bonds didn't get
1524
01:18:21,001 --> 01:18:24,070
his muscles from eating spinach?
1525
01:18:24,104 --> 01:18:26,840
Well, my friends, today, sadly,
1526
01:18:28,842 --> 01:18:30,977
another idol must fall.
1527
01:18:33,947 --> 01:18:34,981
Holy shit.
1528
01:18:35,015 --> 01:18:37,917
Gonzo has completely
lost his mind.
1529
01:18:37,951 --> 01:18:40,387
- King, Gandhi or Parks
I sort of understand
1530
01:18:40,420 --> 01:18:44,424
but Patrick Henry has no
historical relevance whatsoever.
1531
01:18:44,457 --> 01:18:48,194
- Schneeman, you
better look at this.
1532
01:18:48,228 --> 01:18:51,131
Scott Marshall
Schneeman had enough.
1533
01:18:51,164 --> 01:18:53,933
Enough of the teasing,
of the beatings,
1534
01:18:53,967 --> 01:18:57,237
of the humiliations he had
to suffer his entire life.
1535
01:18:57,270 --> 01:18:59,372
So, when Gavin Riley came
1536
01:18:59,406 --> 01:19:01,941
to him with a
nefarious proposal,
1537
01:19:01,975 --> 01:19:05,245
that would make his troubles
magically disappear,
1538
01:19:05,278 --> 01:19:08,848
Schneeman was more
than ready to listen.
1539
01:19:11,184 --> 01:19:13,119
- This is bad.
1540
01:19:13,153 --> 01:19:14,153
So bad.
1541
01:19:17,090 --> 01:19:18,434
A pretty
Parker Prep student,
1542
01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:19,498
who shall remain nameless,
1543
01:19:19,526 --> 01:19:23,396
made the mistake of
falling for Riley's charms.
1544
01:19:23,430 --> 01:19:25,398
Last year, he invited
her to a party
1545
01:19:25,432 --> 01:19:29,369
and she accepted
expecting a night of fun,
1546
01:19:29,402 --> 01:19:31,871
possibly even romance.
1547
01:19:31,905 --> 01:19:35,342
But what she experienced
that night was a horror
1548
01:19:35,375 --> 01:19:37,177
that changed her life forever.
1549
01:19:46,486 --> 01:19:48,455
♪ Lovely fingertips on my lips
1550
01:19:48,488 --> 01:19:49,489
♪ I don't
1551
01:19:49,522 --> 01:19:50,599
All his
academic records
1552
01:19:50,623 --> 01:19:53,893
should be called into
question including his SATs.
1553
01:19:53,927 --> 01:19:55,471
He should probably be
tested for steroids too
1554
01:19:55,495 --> 01:19:58,898
because he probably
cheats at wrestling.
1555
01:19:58,932 --> 01:20:02,035
Gavin Riley is a total fraud,
1556
01:20:02,068 --> 01:20:04,971
academically,
personally, morally.
1557
01:20:05,005 --> 01:20:09,075
He needs to be unmasked
in every conceivable way.
1558
01:20:14,047 --> 01:20:16,049
♪ Little hooks
stuck on my back ♪
1559
01:20:16,082 --> 01:20:21,087
♪ 10 little tears that
make their attack ♪
1560
01:20:22,989 --> 01:20:26,159
♪ Your fat cherry lips
1561
01:20:28,561 --> 01:20:31,531
- How could you do this to us?
1562
01:20:31,564 --> 01:20:34,401
- You turned out to
be worse than Riley.
1563
01:20:34,434 --> 01:20:36,536
- You did this alone?
1564
01:20:36,569 --> 01:20:38,938
♪ Your fat cherry lips
1565
01:20:38,972 --> 01:20:40,306
- In my office now.
1566
01:20:41,474 --> 01:20:43,943
You are suspended indefinitely
1567
01:20:43,977 --> 01:20:45,979
pending an expulsion hearing.
1568
01:20:46,012 --> 01:20:48,114
♪ It's so fun to love someone
1569
01:20:48,148 --> 01:20:51,184
♪ Just try try to
get, get over it ♪
1570
01:20:51,217 --> 01:20:52,085
Schneeman,
I'm coming, man!
1571
01:20:52,118 --> 01:20:52,686
- No! No!
1572
01:20:52,719 --> 01:20:53,353
No, get away from me!
1573
01:20:53,386 --> 01:20:54,120
Get away!
1574
01:20:54,154 --> 01:20:54,688
Get away from me!
1575
01:20:54,721 --> 01:20:57,257
You broke your promise.
1576
01:20:57,290 --> 01:20:59,135
I'd rather stay up here a
week than be helped by you.
1577
01:20:59,159 --> 01:20:59,926
Leave!
1578
01:20:59,959 --> 01:21:00,527
You're not my friend!
1579
01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:01,327
Leave!
1580
01:21:01,361 --> 01:21:02,328
Why are you still here?
1581
01:21:02,362 --> 01:21:03,229
Leave!
1582
01:21:03,263 --> 01:21:04,130
Leave!
1583
01:21:04,164 --> 01:21:05,031
Go!
1584
01:21:05,065 --> 01:21:08,401
Go!
♪ Cherry lips
1585
01:21:08,435 --> 01:21:09,369
- Good for you, Schneeman.
1586
01:21:09,402 --> 01:21:11,204
Good for you man.
1587
01:21:11,237 --> 01:21:13,173
- Evie, thank God.
1588
01:21:13,206 --> 01:21:15,508
I've been calling you all day.
1589
01:21:15,542 --> 01:21:18,044
You're not gonna believe
the day I'm having.
1590
01:21:18,078 --> 01:21:19,245
Fuck off!
1591
01:21:19,279 --> 01:21:20,180
- What?
1592
01:21:20,213 --> 01:21:21,314
What's wrong?
1593
01:21:21,348 --> 01:21:24,918
Look at the
website, asshole!
1594
01:21:33,193 --> 01:21:35,295
- Did Riley post this?
1595
01:21:35,328 --> 01:21:36,539
I told you
to leave him alone
1596
01:21:36,563 --> 01:21:38,398
but you wouldn't listen.
1597
01:21:38,431 --> 01:21:40,300
- Okay but, we can take this,
1598
01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:41,001
we can take this out.
1599
01:21:41,034 --> 01:21:41,634
We can delete it from the site.
1600
01:21:41,668 --> 01:21:44,204
We're the administrators.
1601
01:21:44,237 --> 01:21:47,173
It's all over YouTube!
1602
01:21:50,343 --> 01:21:51,478
Evie.
1603
01:21:52,412 --> 01:21:53,412
Fuck!
1604
01:22:09,329 --> 01:22:10,497
- One time!
1605
01:22:10,530 --> 01:22:11,731
One time!
1606
01:22:11,765 --> 01:22:15,535
I cheated and you had
to bust me like that?
1607
01:22:15,568 --> 01:22:18,071
They're gonna take
away my prize.
1608
01:22:18,104 --> 01:22:20,440
Stanford is gonna
review my transcript.
1609
01:22:20,473 --> 01:22:22,475
You fucked up everything!
1610
01:22:22,509 --> 01:22:23,653
- You shouldn't
have done it man.
1611
01:22:23,677 --> 01:22:25,612
- You are nothing.
1612
01:22:25,645 --> 01:22:26,645
Nothing!
1613
01:22:28,081 --> 01:22:30,116
Nobody cares what you do.
1614
01:22:30,650 --> 01:22:32,018
My family...
1615
01:22:34,220 --> 01:22:35,321
I have to win.
1616
01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:43,496
You have no idea how much
fucking pressure I'm under!
1617
01:22:43,530 --> 01:22:45,331
- How could you do that to Evie?
1618
01:22:45,365 --> 01:22:46,633
- You did it to her, Gilman!
1619
01:22:53,606 --> 01:22:56,109
- Hey, I just missed
you at the hospital.
1620
01:22:56,142 --> 01:22:57,243
My phone was off.
1621
01:22:57,277 --> 01:22:58,044
Is he alright?
1622
01:22:58,078 --> 01:22:59,245
- He's gonna be fine.
1623
01:22:59,279 --> 01:23:03,083
He had to get a few stitches,
but he's gonna be alright.
1624
01:23:03,116 --> 01:23:04,116
- You okay?
1625
01:23:09,322 --> 01:23:11,157
You were right.
1626
01:23:11,191 --> 01:23:13,259
This is a total disaster.
1627
01:23:14,294 --> 01:23:17,397
I can't believe he
might not graduate.
1628
01:23:18,465 --> 01:23:21,167
I just get so caught up, babe.
1629
01:23:23,336 --> 01:23:26,639
I just want Eddie to
have an interesting life.
1630
01:23:26,673 --> 01:23:29,042
And try for great things.
1631
01:23:31,578 --> 01:23:34,314
Everything shouldn't
be about pressure
1632
01:23:34,347 --> 01:23:36,383
and stress and tests.
1633
01:23:36,416 --> 01:23:37,517
- I know.
1634
01:23:37,550 --> 01:23:41,154
I know, I know, I
tend to forget that.
1635
01:23:41,187 --> 01:23:44,424
You're not the only one
who gets carried away.
1636
01:23:44,457 --> 01:23:45,457
- Jesus.
1637
01:23:51,765 --> 01:23:52,765
Eddie?
1638
01:23:57,704 --> 01:23:58,704
Eddie.
1639
01:24:02,475 --> 01:24:03,475
Jesus.
1640
01:24:06,579 --> 01:24:07,579
Let me see.
1641
01:24:14,254 --> 01:24:16,489
Wanna tell me what happened?
1642
01:24:19,392 --> 01:24:21,227
- I messed up so bad.
1643
01:24:25,265 --> 01:24:27,500
I hurt everyone I care about.
1644
01:24:30,403 --> 01:24:33,106
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
1645
01:24:35,642 --> 01:24:36,576
- Sometimes you
just have to look
1646
01:24:36,609 --> 01:24:40,513
the world in the eye
and say you're sorry.
1647
01:24:46,753 --> 01:24:49,322
- You mean like throw myself
1648
01:24:50,390 --> 01:24:53,626
at the mercy of the
courts type of deal?
1649
01:24:54,561 --> 01:24:57,130
- And pray they forgive you.
1650
01:24:58,231 --> 01:25:01,534
I've had a little
practice of that myself.
1651
01:25:02,535 --> 01:25:03,535
- Yeah.
1652
01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:08,641
- You need anything?
1653
01:25:08,675 --> 01:25:09,676
- I'm fine.
1654
01:25:15,415 --> 01:25:16,316
- I'm deeply sorry that I did
1655
01:25:16,349 --> 01:25:18,818
not live up to what
was expected of me.
1656
01:25:18,852 --> 01:25:21,287
To every New Yorker
and to all those who
1657
01:25:21,321 --> 01:25:24,290
believed in what I
tried to stand for,
1658
01:25:24,324 --> 01:25:26,226
I sincerely apologize.
1659
01:25:26,826 --> 01:25:28,495
- Indeed, I did have
a relationship with
1660
01:25:28,528 --> 01:25:31,731
Ms. Lewinsky that
was not appropriate.
1661
01:25:31,765 --> 01:25:34,634
Now this matter is
between me, my wife,
1662
01:25:34,668 --> 01:25:37,337
and our daughter, and our God.
1663
01:25:38,738 --> 01:25:41,241
I must put it right.
1664
01:25:41,274 --> 01:25:45,512
And I am prepared to do
whatever it takes to do so.
1665
01:25:45,545 --> 01:25:48,581
- I have sinned
against you, my Lord.
1666
01:25:50,517 --> 01:25:53,720
And I would ask that
Your precious blood
1667
01:25:57,557 --> 01:25:59,459
would wash and cleanse
1668
01:26:01,728 --> 01:26:02,729
every stain.
1669
01:26:04,731 --> 01:26:07,467
♪ It's a shame
1670
01:26:13,740 --> 01:26:15,675
- In the past week,
1671
01:26:15,709 --> 01:26:18,345
I ruined my chance
to go to college,
1672
01:26:18,378 --> 01:26:20,280
I lost all my friends.
1673
01:26:20,847 --> 01:26:21,957
The one girl I ever cared about
1674
01:26:21,981 --> 01:26:25,318
will probably never
talk to me again.
1675
01:26:25,352 --> 01:26:27,620
I also got my face kicked in.
1676
01:26:29,456 --> 01:26:31,825
But after everything I've done,
1677
01:26:35,328 --> 01:26:37,330
I probably got off easy.
1678
01:26:39,799 --> 01:26:41,534
You believed in me,
1679
01:26:42,635 --> 01:26:44,537
and I betrayed you all.
1680
01:26:46,439 --> 01:26:47,807
To the Gonzo staff,
1681
01:26:48,875 --> 01:26:50,243
Rob, Ming Na.
1682
01:26:52,879 --> 01:26:56,616
I'm sorry I let my
stupid egotistical war
1683
01:26:56,649 --> 01:27:01,654
get in the way of the beautiful
thing we built together.
1684
01:27:02,355 --> 01:27:04,524
Scott Marshall Schneeman,
1685
01:27:04,557 --> 01:27:07,894
you told me something
in confidence, man,
1686
01:27:07,927 --> 01:27:09,662
and I sold you out.
1687
01:27:11,831 --> 01:27:15,368
I hope you can forgive
me but if you can't,
1688
01:27:19,439 --> 01:27:20,540
hey, I get it.
1689
01:27:25,578 --> 01:27:27,847
To the unnamed girl,
1690
01:27:27,881 --> 01:27:31,618
the last thing I wanted
to do was hurt you.
1691
01:27:33,687 --> 01:27:34,921
I've never felt this bad about
1692
01:27:34,954 --> 01:27:37,490
anything before in my life.
1693
01:27:39,559 --> 01:27:42,662
But that probably
doesn't help you much.
1694
01:27:42,696 --> 01:27:44,364
I'll do anything.
1695
01:27:44,964 --> 01:27:47,701
I'll accept any
form of punishment,
1696
01:27:47,734 --> 01:27:49,703
the crueler the better.
1697
01:27:50,804 --> 01:27:53,373
Just give me another chance.
1698
01:28:10,590 --> 01:28:15,595
♪ Elevate us straight
into my skull ♪
1699
01:28:17,897 --> 01:28:19,933
♪ The escalator
1700
01:28:19,966 --> 01:28:25,338
♪ Rises as it falls
1701
01:28:26,006 --> 01:28:29,576
♪ I swear a jet is crashing
1702
01:28:29,609 --> 01:28:33,713
♪ In my mind
1703
01:28:33,747 --> 01:28:35,448
♪ You can hold on
1704
01:28:35,482 --> 01:28:40,487
♪ But I wouldn't
waste your time ♪
1705
01:28:41,921 --> 01:28:45,625
♪ Farewell my
1706
01:28:45,658 --> 01:28:49,929
♪ Black balloon
1707
01:28:49,963 --> 01:28:53,600
♪ Farewell my
1708
01:28:53,633 --> 01:28:58,638
♪ Black balloon
1709
01:29:02,842 --> 01:29:06,946
♪ I stood in the
thousand streets ♪
1710
01:29:08,048 --> 01:29:09,582
- Hey.
1711
01:29:09,616 --> 01:29:12,018
I heard they let you back in.
1712
01:29:12,052 --> 01:29:13,820
- Yeah, my mom sweet-talked
1713
01:29:13,853 --> 01:29:17,524
Principal Roy at that
hearing pretty hard.
1714
01:29:18,925 --> 01:29:20,593
There's no more Gonzo.
1715
01:29:20,627 --> 01:29:22,495
That's for sure.
1716
01:29:22,529 --> 01:29:24,030
- We wanna start
up again next year.
1717
01:29:24,064 --> 01:29:25,765
- If that's okay with you.
1718
01:29:25,799 --> 01:29:27,500
- Yeah, and we'll
do it all online.
1719
01:29:27,534 --> 01:29:29,636
There are no principals
in cyberspace.
1720
01:29:29,669 --> 01:29:31,037
- We feel it's our duty, Gonzo.
1721
01:29:31,071 --> 01:29:32,972
The voice of the
underdog must be heard.
1722
01:29:33,006 --> 01:29:35,041
Power to the people.
1723
01:29:35,075 --> 01:29:37,777
- Power to the people.
1724
01:29:37,811 --> 01:29:38,811
Yeah.
1725
01:29:41,014 --> 01:29:42,782
Riley been around?
1726
01:29:42,816 --> 01:29:44,050
- Hasn't shown his face.
1727
01:29:44,084 --> 01:29:45,685
- What a pussy.
1728
01:29:46,786 --> 01:29:50,590
He should take
his lumps like a man.
1729
01:30:15,648 --> 01:30:18,651
♪ Nobody knows where you go
1730
01:30:18,685 --> 01:30:19,219
- Evie!
1731
01:30:19,252 --> 01:30:21,788
♪ After school
1732
01:30:21,821 --> 01:30:25,058
♪ All the cruel cruel things
1733
01:30:25,091 --> 01:30:30,463
♪ You do with friends
1734
01:30:30,630 --> 01:30:33,633
♪ How will you keep
1735
01:30:47,681 --> 01:30:49,616
- Thanks for seeing me.
1736
01:30:51,985 --> 01:30:52,652
I just...
1737
01:30:52,686 --> 01:30:55,822
- Don't tell me you're sorry.
1738
01:30:55,855 --> 01:30:57,624
I know you're sorry.
1739
01:30:58,825 --> 01:31:01,961
And don't think your little
video meant anything.
1740
01:31:01,995 --> 01:31:04,964
It was just another
Gonzo Gilman Production.
1741
01:31:04,998 --> 01:31:06,099
All about you.
1742
01:31:09,636 --> 01:31:11,871
- Then what am I doing here?
1743
01:31:14,674 --> 01:31:16,676
- Let's talk in the car.
1744
01:31:36,930 --> 01:31:39,599
After I saw that clip of
me naked at the party,
1745
01:31:39,632 --> 01:31:42,702
I swore I'll never
talk to you again.
1746
01:31:44,938 --> 01:31:46,039
I turned off all my lights.
1747
01:31:46,072 --> 01:31:49,042
Put on some really
depressing music.
1748
01:31:49,075 --> 01:31:49,843
Got under my covers.
1749
01:31:49,876 --> 01:31:53,546
I was ready to say
screw the world.
1750
01:31:54,214 --> 01:31:55,949
Shut everybody out.
1751
01:31:58,718 --> 01:32:02,088
Somehow it didn't
feel right this time.
1752
01:32:02,122 --> 01:32:03,122
- What?
1753
01:32:04,724 --> 01:32:06,559
- Playing the victim.
1754
01:32:07,927 --> 01:32:10,130
It wasn't me anymore.
1755
01:32:10,163 --> 01:32:12,799
I know how to fight back now.
1756
01:32:14,834 --> 01:32:15,935
No matter what
1757
01:32:16,870 --> 01:32:17,870
asshole,
1758
01:32:19,005 --> 01:32:20,005
asshole
1759
01:32:21,975 --> 01:32:23,109
thing you did,
1760
01:32:25,011 --> 01:32:26,680
you gave me that.
1761
01:32:28,848 --> 01:32:30,583
You and your paper.
1762
01:32:32,852 --> 01:32:33,887
That was big.
1763
01:32:35,055 --> 01:32:38,258
- So what are you saying, Evie?
1764
01:32:38,291 --> 01:32:40,960
I mean, are we friends again?
1765
01:32:40,994 --> 01:32:42,996
Can we be friends again?
1766
01:32:44,264 --> 01:32:45,965
- Can I trust you?
1767
01:32:49,002 --> 01:32:50,136
I mean really,
1768
01:32:53,006 --> 01:32:54,607
really trust you?
1769
01:32:58,812 --> 01:33:01,214
- My heart broke for you, Evie.
1770
01:33:03,817 --> 01:33:05,018
- I know it did.
1771
01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:08,621
- I learned my lesson.
1772
01:33:26,940 --> 01:33:28,641
- What's so funny?
1773
01:33:30,143 --> 01:33:32,645
- I'm just really relieved.
1774
01:33:33,780 --> 01:33:35,749
This has been killing me.
1775
01:33:35,782 --> 01:33:38,852
- Don't get so
ahead of yourself.
1776
01:33:38,885 --> 01:33:41,187
You still need to be punished.
1777
01:33:43,189 --> 01:33:46,860
Let's just say you
better watch your back.
1778
01:33:47,961 --> 01:33:51,064
- Okay, I think I
can live with that.
1779
01:33:58,071 --> 01:34:00,040
- Do you want to get some food?
1780
01:34:00,073 --> 01:34:01,107
- Yeah.
1781
01:34:01,141 --> 01:34:05,912
Yeah, we should probably
throw Errol some business.
1782
01:34:10,850 --> 01:34:14,187
- So, what's the
deal with this car?
1783
01:34:14,220 --> 01:34:18,058
That is a
whole other story.
1784
01:34:18,091 --> 01:34:21,861
♪ Just walk away and cry
1785
01:34:21,895 --> 01:34:25,965
♪ 'Cause so long
1786
01:34:25,999 --> 01:34:28,335
♪ The holidays we spent
1787
01:34:28,368 --> 01:34:32,005
Did
Riley post or Evie?
1788
01:34:32,038 --> 01:34:33,940
No, but I did.
1789
01:34:35,909 --> 01:34:38,945
You have to scroll
down a little bit more.
1790
01:34:38,978 --> 01:34:40,022
Bingo, there we go.
1791
01:34:40,046 --> 01:34:41,348
- Oh no, Rob!
1792
01:34:41,381 --> 01:34:42,515
Not the sex tape
1793
01:34:42,549 --> 01:34:46,786
- Yup, I posted the tape of
me having sex with women.
1794
01:34:46,820 --> 01:34:47,821
Press play.
1795
01:34:47,854 --> 01:34:49,065
I really
don't want to.
1796
01:34:49,089 --> 01:34:50,089
- Push play
1797
01:34:51,424 --> 01:34:54,361
and you will see
me communicating
1798
01:34:54,394 --> 01:34:55,394
with God,
1799
01:34:56,896 --> 01:34:57,931
with my body.
1800
01:35:01,401 --> 01:35:02,401
- Okay.
1801
01:35:03,370 --> 01:35:06,106
♪ Woo
1802
01:35:06,139 --> 01:35:09,275
♪ Well yeah yeah
- See this?
1803
01:35:09,309 --> 01:35:10,944
This is my truth.
1804
01:35:13,880 --> 01:35:18,084
Isn't that what Gonzo was
supposed to be all about?
1805
01:35:18,118 --> 01:35:19,019
- Okay, don't touch me, dude.
1806
01:35:19,052 --> 01:35:20,120
- That's fine.
1807
01:35:20,153 --> 01:35:24,024
Watch the rest of it 'cause
the end is really good.
1808
01:35:39,439 --> 01:35:43,009
♪ Well I light the fire
1809
01:35:43,043 --> 01:35:45,378
♪ And tear it apart
1810
01:35:45,412 --> 01:35:48,982
♪ 'Cause we hate
hate the world ♪
1811
01:35:49,015 --> 01:35:52,385
♪ And we don't wanna stop
1812
01:35:52,419 --> 01:35:55,955
♪ We've got time to refuse
1813
01:35:55,989 --> 01:36:00,894
♪ And there's more more to us
1814
01:36:00,927 --> 01:36:01,928
♪ Oh
1815
01:36:01,961 --> 01:36:05,165
♪ Oh let us be
1816
01:36:05,198 --> 01:36:08,902
♪ Oh let us die
1817
01:36:08,935 --> 01:36:10,904
♪ There's a party now
1818
01:36:10,937 --> 01:36:12,172
♪ In the part of town
1819
01:36:12,205 --> 01:36:15,909
♪ Where the kids all meet
1820
01:36:29,389 --> 01:36:32,392
♪ Change change it all
1821
01:36:32,425 --> 01:36:35,395
♪ 'Cause I'm getting bored
1822
01:36:35,428 --> 01:36:36,296
♪ And let's
1823
01:36:36,329 --> 01:36:39,366
♪ Burn down the wall
1824
01:36:39,399 --> 01:36:42,202
♪ We need me some more
1825
01:36:42,235 --> 01:36:45,338
♪ And we'll lose
lose our heads ♪
1826
01:36:45,372 --> 01:36:49,009
♪ And we'll lose track of time
1827
01:36:49,042 --> 01:36:52,312
♪ 'Cause we, we
need some thrills ♪
1828
01:36:52,345 --> 01:36:55,949
♪ And they're so hard to find
1829
01:36:55,982 --> 01:36:57,450
♪ Go find
1830
01:36:57,484 --> 01:36:58,218
♪ Go
1831
01:36:58,251 --> 01:37:00,353
♪ Oh let us be
1832
01:37:00,387 --> 01:37:01,955
♪ Oh oh oh
1833
01:37:01,988 --> 01:37:03,356
♪ Oh let us die
1834
01:37:03,390 --> 01:37:05,225
♪ Oh oh oh
1835
01:37:05,258 --> 01:37:07,127
♪ There's a party now
1836
01:37:07,160 --> 01:37:08,495
♪ In the part of town
1837
01:37:08,528 --> 01:37:10,363
♪ Where the kids all meet
1838
01:37:10,397 --> 01:37:12,098
♪ Oh oh oh
1839
01:37:12,132 --> 01:37:13,500
♪ Oh let us be
1840
01:37:13,533 --> 01:37:15,368
♪ Oh oh oh
1841
01:37:15,402 --> 01:37:17,237
♪ Oh let us die
1842
01:37:17,270 --> 01:37:19,039
♪ Oh oh oh
1843
01:37:19,072 --> 01:37:20,507
♪ Give us all a nod
1844
01:37:20,540 --> 01:37:22,375
♪ That it's on the run
1845
01:37:22,409 --> 01:37:24,177
♪ That's who we wanna be
1846
01:37:24,210 --> 01:37:25,445
♪ Oh oh oh
1847
01:37:48,435 --> 01:37:51,404
♪ Oh let us be
1848
01:37:51,438 --> 01:37:55,008
♪ Oh let us be
1849
01:37:55,041 --> 01:37:58,244
♪ Oh let us be
1850
01:37:58,278 --> 01:38:01,981
♪ Oh let us be
1851
01:38:02,015 --> 01:38:03,316
♪ Oh let us be
1852
01:38:03,350 --> 01:38:05,185
♪ Oh oh oh
1853
01:38:05,218 --> 01:38:07,020
♪ Oh let us die
1854
01:38:07,053 --> 01:38:08,521
♪ Oh oh oh
1855
01:38:08,555 --> 01:38:10,357
♪ There's a party now
1856
01:38:10,390 --> 01:38:12,092
♪ In the part of town
1857
01:38:12,125 --> 01:38:14,027
♪ Where the kids all meet
1858
01:38:14,060 --> 01:38:15,428
♪ Oh oh oh
1859
01:38:15,462 --> 01:38:17,197
♪ Oh let us be
1860
01:38:17,230 --> 01:38:18,598
♪ Oh oh oh
1861
01:38:18,631 --> 01:38:20,500
♪ Oh let us die
1862
01:38:20,533 --> 01:38:22,302
♪ Oh oh oh
1863
01:38:22,335 --> 01:38:24,170
♪ Give us all a nod
1864
01:38:24,204 --> 01:38:26,039
♪ That it's on the run
1865
01:38:26,072 --> 01:38:27,440
♪ That's where we wanna be
1866
01:38:27,474 --> 01:38:28,508
♪ Oh oh oh
1867
01:38:28,541 --> 01:38:29,576
♪ Oh be ♪ Oh oh oh
1868
01:38:29,609 --> 01:38:34,314
♪ Oh be ♪ Oh oh oh
1869
01:38:35,305 --> 01:39:35,524
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