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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:22,589 - In the past week, 4 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:25,291 I ruined my chance to go to college, 5 00:00:25,325 --> 00:00:27,227 I lost all my friends, 6 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:30,563 and I almost ruined my parents' marriage. 7 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:31,707 The one girl I ever cared about 8 00:00:31,731 --> 00:00:35,135 will probably never talk to me again. 9 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:37,637 And I also got my face kicked in, 10 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:40,372 But, 11 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,643 after everything I've done 12 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:47,080 I probably got off easy. 13 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,384 You believed in me 14 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,354 and I betrayed you all. 15 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:02,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 16 00:01:06,332 --> 00:01:07,400 - Amy, 17 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:10,704 I want you on band try-outs and theater auditions. 18 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:13,340 It's Pippin this year, right? 19 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:14,240 Great show. 20 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:15,208 Jules. 21 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,142 Jules, Jules. 22 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:17,143 I need you on the student parking permits. 23 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:20,714 Please, they confuse the hell out of everybody. 24 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:23,249 Can you do that for me? 25 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:24,551 All right. 26 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:25,584 Oh. 27 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:28,621 There's a new cafeteria policy. 28 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:31,391 Due to last year's brawl at McDonald's, 29 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:33,360 nobody's allowed off school grounds for lunch. 30 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:34,761 Not even the seniors. 31 00:01:34,794 --> 00:01:36,463 We're stuck inside all year. 32 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:37,464 - That sucks. 33 00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:38,164 - It's okay. 34 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:40,400 I'm gonna do an op ed on that. 35 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:41,434 Interview the principal, 36 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:44,304 it's obviously a hot-button issue. 37 00:01:44,337 --> 00:01:46,506 Kev, what do you got, bud? 38 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:48,508 - Football and wrestling previews, Gav. 39 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:51,644 And I'd love to do a feature on the state wrestling champ 40 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:54,681 at 168 pounds, who happens to be you. 41 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:57,183 - All right, well you're probably 42 00:01:57,217 --> 00:01:58,227 gonna want photos with that, 43 00:01:58,251 --> 00:01:59,261 so meet me in the gym after school 44 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:02,489 I'll let you shoot me in my togs. 45 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,526 - I got a sports story, 46 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:10,263 but it ain't no goddamn puff piece. 47 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,332 It's gonna be in two-inch type 48 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:14,701 right underneath the masthead. 49 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:20,540 Steroids. 50 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:22,275 Good to see you, Gilman. 51 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:23,643 - Oh yeah. - Steroids, huh? 52 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:24,644 I'm gonna go undercover on the 53 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:27,647 football team as assistant equipment manager. 54 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,549 Blow the lid right off this bitch. 55 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:31,284 I mean, find out who's juicing, 56 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:32,519 where they got the stuff. 57 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:34,792 - What evidence do you have that anyone's using steroids? 58 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:35,789 - Statistics. 59 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:38,625 It's an epidemic now on the high school level. 60 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:42,328 - The high school football team went two and 12 last year. 61 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:43,797 Nobody cares enough to cheat. 62 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:48,201 - Maybe they don't wanna go two and 12 this year. 63 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:50,470 Ever think about that? 64 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:51,738 - It's a ridiculous reach. 65 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:52,839 Forget it. 66 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:53,540 At least read the data. 67 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:55,475 - I don't need to read the data. 68 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:56,508 Thanks. 69 00:02:58,311 --> 00:03:01,314 - Who are you trying to protect? 70 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,283 Cough it up, Riley. 71 00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:04,551 How far up does this thing go? 72 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:05,819 - Take it easy, Oliver Stone. 73 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,388 I just don't want you bugging my friends with your bullshit. 74 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:09,656 Okay guys, listen. 75 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,024 These stories are due Friday. 76 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:14,427 You can just e-mail them to me, alright? 77 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:19,699 - Okay, we table the steroids thing. 78 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,868 What am I gonna do? 79 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:22,836 You beat me out for editor, Riley, 80 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:23,837 but I still have to make my mark this year. 81 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:28,608 - First of all, Gilman, take a giant step back. 82 00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:29,376 You're in my area. 83 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:30,777 We discussed this 84 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:33,512 - Okay. 85 00:03:36,649 --> 00:03:37,717 - All right, listen bud. 86 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:41,354 Why don't you just do a simple back to school piece? 87 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,490 You know, "Another year dawns on Parker Prep." 88 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:45,325 Whatever, just make sure you include the 89 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:48,595 changes on the academic calendar, okay. 90 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:50,563 - Back to school piece. 91 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,633 It's simple, 92 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:54,668 it's elegant. 93 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:57,437 Really gonna have to put my finger on 94 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:59,539 the pulse of the student body. 95 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:00,407 - Yes, fine. 96 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,341 Look, if it's good enough, 97 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:04,644 I'll even put it on the cover. 98 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:07,380 Just don't get carried away. 99 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,048 ♪ Winners never quit 100 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,516 ♪ Quitters never win 101 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:10,650 ♪ I'm lanky 102 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:11,584 - Gonzo Gilman with the Courier. 103 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:15,355 Another year dawns, let's talk about it. 104 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:15,922 Gonzo Gilman with the Courier. 105 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:16,823 Do you have one minute? 106 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:19,592 - No, no, no, no, I'm sorry. 107 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,327 - Gonzo Gilman with the Courier. 108 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:23,697 What are your hopes 109 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:24,798 and fears? 110 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:27,367 ♪ I'm sorry, can I keep this pen ♪ 111 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,570 - Gonzo Gilman with the Courier. 112 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:34,674 What are your hopes and fears for the new year? 113 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:37,444 - I hope that you get out of my face 114 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:39,713 and I fear that you will not. 115 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:44,384 - Gonzo Gilman with the Courier. 116 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:44,918 I was hoping... 117 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,386 - No. 118 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:47,520 - Can I quote you on that? 119 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:48,655 No. 120 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:01,768 - Got her digits, man. 121 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,570 Damn, she's hot. 122 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:04,714 - My friend, Rob, you would have to undress 123 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:07,407 that girl with a small crane. 124 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:09,142 - You've no vision, Gonzo. 125 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:11,778 Okay that girl loses this much baby fat, 126 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,614 she'll have the sweetest ass in the entire school. 127 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:18,351 And I am gonna be leading the ground floor. 128 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:20,720 - Interesting. 129 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:23,423 - You working on a story? 130 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:23,957 - Undercover. 131 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,025 I told you. 132 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:25,725 Two-inch type. 133 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,862 - Right underneath the masthead. 134 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:30,430 - Hi, Rob. 135 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:31,865 - Hey, gorgeous. 136 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:32,899 Welcome back. 137 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,503 Mm, this is gonna be such a good year. 138 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:39,839 - Dude, she's like the elephant man. 139 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:43,043 You're the Don Juan of the physically-deformed. 140 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:44,644 - Don't hate, okay? 141 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:45,445 Please, you're better than that. 142 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:47,514 - Guys, come quick. 143 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:48,715 It's Schneeman. 144 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:51,885 - Bastards! 145 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:54,621 How can you all just stand there? 146 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:56,556 Schneeman, I'm coming! 147 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:04,164 - Third year in a row. 148 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,066 My underwear is about to rip. 149 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,100 - I know, I know. 150 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:09,803 Shh, don't try to talk right now. 151 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,905 I'm gonna have to lift you, but gently. 152 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:12,938 Gently. 153 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:17,911 Got it. 154 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:19,079 Okay. 155 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:20,680 Come on down. 156 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,048 Here we go. 157 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:23,817 Here 158 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:24,850 we 159 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,120 Go. 160 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,791 You okay, Schneeman? 161 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,930 - Did they do this to you? 162 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:38,932 Gavin Riley wasn't there. 163 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,800 - Listen Schneeman. 164 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,836 This isn't gonna happen again. 165 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:43,837 - I know. 166 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:46,706 That is the last time I wear underwear to school 167 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:47,941 - No, that's not what I mean. 168 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,812 - Okay you geniuses, here's your reminder. 169 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,056 The submission deadline for the 170 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,816 Van Buren prize is October 20th. 171 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:59,853 This is the most prestigious history 172 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:02,722 award in the country. 173 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,759 Parker Prep has had two previous winners. 174 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:09,562 Gavin's two older brothers, Marcus and Shawn. 175 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,698 Are you gonna continue the family dynasty? 176 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,643 - They'll disown me if I don't. 177 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:16,770 - Well you're gonna have some tough competition this year. 178 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:19,606 Isn't that right, Mr. Schneeman? 179 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,844 Okay, back to Napoleon. 180 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,846 Another man who had his eyes on the prize. 181 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:30,984 Namely, the military domination of Europe. 182 00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:33,119 - Another year dawns on Parker Prep, 183 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:36,056 the 150th in the school history. 184 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:38,024 For most students, it's a time to set goals 185 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,959 both academic and personal. 186 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,628 A time to dream, 187 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:44,631 when everything seems possible. 188 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:46,900 For others, however, school is already 189 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:49,769 a waking nightmare, a hellish abyss 190 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,605 where bullies prey sadistically on the weak. 191 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:55,942 Unpunished, their victims, too afraid to identify. 192 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,611 ♪ You're used to the idea 193 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:01,114 ♪ It's not 'cause you been seen ♪ 194 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,883 ♪ I don't know what to do 195 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:06,686 ♪ But what you did to me 196 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,022 ♪ I took a piece of you 197 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:11,925 ♪ And threw it in the sea 198 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:14,594 ♪ You can't do that to me 199 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:17,097 ♪ You can't do that to me 200 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:19,833 ♪ You can't do that to me 201 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:23,937 ♪ You can't do that to me 202 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:30,844 - Hey 203 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:31,745 - Hey, how was the meeting? 204 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:32,712 Did you settle? 205 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,181 - And a hearty good evening to you, Diane. 206 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:37,083 No, we did not settle. 207 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:41,855 In fact, they threw the whole thing out. 208 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:42,888 - What? 209 00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:45,091 Okay, so what happens now? 210 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,159 What, you don't get paid? 211 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,436 You've been working on this case for six months. 212 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:51,765 - Well, that's the high stake world of personal injury law. 213 00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:52,799 - Arthur, c'mon. 214 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:53,933 This has got to stop. 215 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,978 You need to start getting compensated for your time. 216 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:57,937 And I'm talking about actual money. 217 00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,248 I'm not talking about Fernando working 218 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,041 off your fee by doing the hedges 219 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,076 or king Popi giving you that car 220 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:05,111 truck thingy with the boat attachment. 221 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,147 - Hey, that's an 87 El Camino, babe. 222 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,148 That's a chariot. 223 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:11,685 - Look, I know how hard it is for you to say no, 224 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,953 but you're not working pro-bono at Legal Aid anymore. 225 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,855 This job is supposed to pay. 226 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,124 - Di, I'm taking every case I possibly can take. 227 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:21,194 I'm taking criminal, divorce, liability. 228 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,005 I'm practically chasing ambulances down the street. 229 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:24,664 What else do you want me to do? 230 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:25,699 - No money, no work. 231 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,000 It's very simple. 232 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:30,670 - Where's the boy? 233 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:32,138 - He's in his room. 234 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:33,172 Eddie! 235 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:35,208 Dinner! 236 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,285 I call for a boycott 237 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,678 on all boys varsity sports events 238 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:39,612 until the culprits step forward 239 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:42,215 and take responsibility for their actions. 240 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:45,018 We can no longer let this aggression stand. 241 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:46,986 What? 242 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:47,754 I'm working! 243 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:48,855 - Dinner's ready! 244 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:51,825 - No, I'll eat later, I'm on a roll! 245 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,263 Hey mom? 246 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,936 Can you just grab me a Red Bull? 247 00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:26,760 Rob, just do me a favor and read it out loud. 248 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,732 - "Another year dawns on Parker Prep, 249 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:35,301 "the 150th in our schools history." 250 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,270 "For most students, it's a time to set 251 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,273 "goals both academic and personal." 252 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:44,944 "A time to dream when everything seems possible." 253 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,846 - Keep going, keep going. 254 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,916 - That is the end of the article. 255 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:51,151 - No, it's not. 256 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,118 It's continued on another page or something. 257 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,854 - I don't think so, there's a period there. 258 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:55,455 - No, let me see it. 259 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,122 - Usually like it says... 260 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,059 - What's the matter, Gilman? 261 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,695 It's on the cover, isn't it? 262 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,802 - You cut the whole thing? 263 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:09,945 You had no right to do that! 264 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:13,973 - I told you what I wanted and that's what I printed. 265 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,276 - You're just protecting your neanderthal friends. 266 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:19,079 It's the same reason you tabled my steroids story. 267 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,815 That's not what a newspaper is for! 268 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,950 - You're in my area, Gilman, I'm warning you. 269 00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:26,119 - A newspaper is for everybody. 270 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:27,954 It's a public trust! 271 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,101 I told the truth in that article. 272 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,793 - Back off, freak! 273 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:34,828 I'm serious. 274 00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:39,232 - You think this is just gonna go away? 275 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:40,376 That this is just gonna be over? 276 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,837 We're still gonna get justice for Schneeman, Riley. 277 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,205 You can't stop us! 278 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,242 No justice, no peace! 279 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,111 No justice, no peace! 280 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,347 No justice, no peace! 281 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,216 No justice, no peace! 282 00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,219 No justice, no peace! 283 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,388 It's gonna be a nightmare, Riley. 284 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,056 - You think you can challenge me, huh? 285 00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,424 Huh! 286 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,325 You're out of your league. 287 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,128 Nobody cares what you think. 288 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,929 You understand that? 289 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,067 You better watch your back. 290 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:20,440 - Are you out of your mind? 291 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,410 I thought you wanted to go to Columbia for Journalism? 292 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,553 How is getting kicked off the 293 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,380 paper one week into school gonna help? 294 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,316 You know there are students with 4.0 averages, 295 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,119 who spend their summers working with lepers in India 296 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,188 who have a hard time getting into college! 297 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:37,057 What the hell are you gonna do? 298 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,193 This was your one extra-curricular selling point. 299 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,195 - Mom, one notch, okay? 300 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,331 Do me a favor? 301 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,966 - Oh, am I being shrill? 302 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:47,867 - Yes. 303 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,002 - I'm sorry. 304 00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:49,969 It's just that we're killing ourselves 305 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,113 to put you into this fancy private school! 306 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,440 You have to hold up your end! 307 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:57,310 - I'm a victim of injustie, mother. 308 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,379 What do you want me to do? 309 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,180 - Why don't you apologize? 310 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,182 Get back on the paper. 311 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,083 - Apologize? 312 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,116 - Yeah. 313 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:07,187 - I will never apologize to Gavin Riley. 314 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,022 I'll say that right now. 315 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:13,093 I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. 316 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,894 "Die on my feet, live on my knees." 317 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:15,462 Hey, that's pretty good. 318 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,429 Did I just make that up? 319 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,330 - Zapata. 320 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:18,131 Emiliano Zapata. 321 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:21,001 Mexican revolutionary. 322 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,469 - Is that all you have to say? 323 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,371 - Have you even read this, Diane? 324 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,373 He's standing up for the underdog. 325 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:29,009 Can't believe they'd cut a word of this. 326 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,144 I hope you're sending this to the dean at Columbia. 327 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,480 - Oh yeah, I send everything I write to Dean Herbert. 328 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:37,350 No response yet, but I know he'll respect my stand. 329 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:38,184 - Thanks, Arthur, 330 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,987 that's very helpful. 331 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:41,521 - I love you very much. 332 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,156 - Hello. 333 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,124 This is she. 334 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:48,261 Yeah, I'm showing it on a week from Tuesday. 335 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,231 - Your mother's right. 336 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,199 We have sacrificed a lot. 337 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:58,138 Small things like dignity and a sense of shame but, 338 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,173 for me this isn't about getting into college. 339 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:03,410 It's about how far you're willing to go. 340 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:08,381 There's always gonna be some asshole standing in your way. 341 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,450 If there's something you need to do, 342 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:13,486 you have to find a way to do it. 343 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,454 Alright? 344 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:17,556 - Yeah. 345 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,034 Don't you have any pride, 346 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,103 as a professional? 347 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,539 - I don't cook this crap, I just serve it. 348 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,174 - Great. 349 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,275 What do you recommend? 350 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,308 The stew? 351 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,913 Mac and cheese? 352 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,391 Not the mac and cheese either. 353 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:45,118 What about this Vienna sausage? 354 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,086 That looks pretty tasty. 355 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,454 Is there anything? 356 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:53,226 Well man, I can't really eat saltines all year. 357 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:56,596 Just give me one of those sandwiches. 358 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,164 - Russian roulette, bro. 359 00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,367 - Oh man, sloppy Joe, excellent. 360 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,168 Let me get some of that. 361 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,303 Mm. 362 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:06,406 So what are you gonna do about Riley? 363 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,042 - Sit down. 364 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,075 - Yeah. 365 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,179 - It's not just that they cut my article, 366 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:16,316 or the heinous way they defiled Schneeman. 367 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:20,186 We've been going to this school for three years 368 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:23,356 and it's like we've never even existed. 369 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:29,129 This year was supposed to be different, remember? 370 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,340 Two weeks in they've got their feet 371 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,532 on our necks already? 372 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:33,565 No way! 373 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:37,971 We're gonna start 374 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:42,175 a fucking revolution in this place. 375 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,144 - How are we going to do that? 376 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,346 - With a newspaper. 377 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,616 With our own underground newspaper. 378 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,317 Screw Gavin Riley! 379 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,655 - Gavin Riley owns this place. 380 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:58,391 He'll crush us like bugs. 381 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:01,361 - He's just a man, Schneeman. 382 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:06,299 He's got strengths and weaknesses like anyone else. 383 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,506 Too many narcs in here. 384 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,508 Let's meet at the usual place, okay? 385 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,543 After school. 386 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,391 There are only 10 people in this school 387 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:34,327 that anybody knows or cares about. 388 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:38,398 I'm gonna write about everyone else. 389 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,235 "The Unsung Heroes of Parker Prep" 390 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,206 That's my idea. 391 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,675 All right, anybody else? 392 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:49,708 Any ideas? 393 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:51,577 Anybody? 394 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:54,581 Rob, why don't you do 395 00:16:56,416 --> 00:17:00,253 something on that mutant harem of yours? 396 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,288 That'll be a real killer. 397 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,256 - Yeah, yeah. 398 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:04,289 Okay, cool. 399 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,593 - Great. - Yeah. 400 00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:08,495 That's what I'm talking about. 401 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,230 Rob, mutant harem. 402 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,364 Ming. 403 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,567 C'mon. 404 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,169 What do you got? 405 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,206 - Well... 406 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,445 Nobody even thinks I can speak English 407 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,180 so they blab their whole lives in front 408 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,549 of me like I'm not even there. 409 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:34,220 Some of these girls you wouldn't believe. 410 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:37,157 They act like they're so perfect, 411 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,726 but I see every single flaw. 412 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:43,396 Ridiculous clothes and hideous hair. 413 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:47,233 And they're just awful terrible people. 414 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,170 Spoiled two-faced back-stabbers. 415 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,272 Those godless whores. 416 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:56,276 It's all I can do not to vomit or scream in their faces. 417 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:59,346 I just wanna like rip out their hair. 418 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:08,355 Sometimes, I take pictures of them with my camera phone. 419 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:12,559 It's my dream of showing the world the truth. 420 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,595 It'd be funny to see them cry tears. 421 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,530 Boo hoo hoo. 422 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,134 Boo hoo hoo hoo. 423 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:28,875 - So like a gossip column? 424 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:33,146 Are you talking about doing a gossip column? 425 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,448 Okay cool. 426 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,417 Ming Na, gossip column. 427 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,289 Mr. Schneeman? 428 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,659 Mr. Scott Marshall Schneeman. 429 00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:50,764 I'm gonna need your full story, man. 430 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,665 On the record. 431 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,534 Names and everything. 432 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,536 - What is this, the McCarthy hearings? 433 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,239 - Schneeman, you've gotta fight back now! 434 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,473 I mean for real! 435 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,512 They've already hung you by your underwear. 436 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,347 What else can they possibly do? 437 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,815 - That's what I'm worried about. 438 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,551 - Is anybody gonna order food? 439 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,686 - Absolutely, Errol. 440 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,722 One slice of your famous cherry pie 441 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,525 and four forks. 442 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,704 Evie Wallace. 443 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,706 What the hell does she want? 444 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:33,473 - Easy E. 445 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,607 Hey, you know what? 446 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:35,408 I bet she's working out of this joint. 447 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:38,345 - Oh, as a waitress? 448 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,313 - No, she's a hooker, man. 449 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,824 She has sex with guys in exchange for money. 450 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:42,515 - I know what a hooker is, Rob, 451 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,584 but no, I do not believe that. 452 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,519 - No, that's like a 100% confirmed. 453 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:48,397 She sold her cherries to some Japanese businessman 454 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,390 over the internet for $50,000, 455 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:53,293 which is like 520,000 Yen. 456 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,628 - She doesn't dress like a hooker. 457 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,464 Her clothes are flawless. 458 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,498 - Also for her first time 459 00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,842 she blew the entire wrestling team last year. 460 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,602 100% confirmed from multiple sources. 461 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,405 - Gavin Riley is an evil son of a bitch 462 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,615 and anything that will knock him down a peg 463 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:10,877 or even annoy him a little bit, I'd like to be a part of. 464 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,379 - Have a seat. 465 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,656 I'm Gonzo Gilman, I'm in charge here. 466 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,559 - I assume you all know who I am? 467 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:31,941 - Well I don't really know how you found out about us, 468 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:35,402 but now that you're here, let me get you up to speed. 469 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,612 We're starting a newspaper here 470 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:39,673 and we plan on pissing a lot of people off. 471 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,542 - No you're not gonna make a newspaper. 472 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,877 - Why not? 473 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,346 - Newspapers are dead, okay? 474 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:49,449 You've gotta do a website or it's a total joke. 475 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,452 - No, we're not hiding behind usernames in cyberspace, 476 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,521 this is gonna be a communal experience. 477 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,456 Something tangible, an actual thing 478 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:57,566 that you can hold in your hands 479 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,660 and get the ink on your fingers. 480 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:01,594 Newspapers are dead. 481 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:02,595 You know no one really asked you anyway. 482 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:03,663 You just walked in here. 483 00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:06,766 You can go home and blog yourself. 484 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,402 - Dude, what are you doing? 485 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,771 You know she could give us a lot of street cred. 486 00:21:11,805 --> 00:21:13,673 - Okay, let me ask you something. 487 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,809 How do you plan on paying for it? 488 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:19,379 Newspapers cost a lot of money to print, ya know. 489 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,947 - Advertising. 490 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,816 We hit every mom and pop shop in this town 491 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,618 getting crushed by these soulless chains, 492 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,420 introduce them to a whole new consumer. 493 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,589 - I'll take out an ad. 494 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,724 Couldn't hurt. 495 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:33,693 It's 50 for a full page. 496 00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:34,728 - How about 40. 497 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:35,761 - Done. 498 00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:38,832 See? 499 00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,042 Don't worry about the money, covered. 500 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:43,770 - Look, even the New York Times has a website component. 501 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:44,803 Talk-backs, 502 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:46,772 videos, 503 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:48,674 blogs. 504 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,711 I mean you wanna interact with your readers, right? 505 00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:52,745 You, 506 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,616 you want a reaction don't you? 507 00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:58,995 - I don't know anything about web design. 508 00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:00,019 - I do. 509 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,098 I can format your whole newspaper. 510 00:22:02,122 --> 00:22:05,425 - See, I have very specific ideas about the formatting. 511 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:08,762 We'd have to work very closely, together. 512 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:13,466 - Are you gonna go all the way with this? 513 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,669 Or are you gonna, punk out? 514 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:20,674 - What do you think? 515 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,913 - I think we're all gonna go home together 516 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,548 in this direction. 517 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,550 You guys can stay here. 518 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,385 We'll see you later. 519 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:39,492 - I have this pretty classic picture of Schneeman 520 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,966 we should probably use for the cover. 521 00:22:40,994 --> 00:22:42,395 - Yeah, cool. 522 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:44,764 Let me give you my email. 523 00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:46,766 - Oh, yeah, absolutely. 524 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,039 - The bubonic plague! 525 00:22:53,073 --> 00:22:57,510 Yo, better double bag Gilman or your dick's gonna fall off. 526 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:58,178 Off! 527 00:22:58,211 --> 00:22:59,579 - You have no dick, asshole! 528 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:00,612 Piss off! 529 00:23:10,023 --> 00:23:11,667 I hope you don't believe everything you hear. 530 00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:12,691 - No. 531 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,496 You know if they're lying, 532 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,098 you should write something too. 533 00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:20,500 Set the record straight. 534 00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:21,968 - Yeah, maybe I will. 535 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,708 - What happened between you and Gavin Riley? 536 00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:30,577 - That's nobody's business. 537 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:55,535 - You're a motherfucker on that triangle, man. 538 00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:56,569 - Thanks. 539 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:57,604 - What's your name? 540 00:23:57,637 --> 00:24:00,073 - Oh, I'm Dave Melnick. 541 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:03,910 - Dave, tell me, how'd you like to be a star? 542 00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:07,847 - I'd like to be a star. 543 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:12,752 ♪ I'm checking every paper that I see ♪ 544 00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:16,589 ♪ Hardly hear a mention on TV 545 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:20,093 ♪ Who'd of thought disease could be passe ♪ 546 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:23,897 ♪ It's looking like it turned out that way ♪ 547 00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:25,098 ♪ They make it like it said 548 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:29,803 ♪ You go outside 549 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:34,107 Most people only see a block of stone. 550 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:37,811 The artist sees the statue trapped inside. 551 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:41,715 ♪ And someone needs sorrow 552 00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:44,050 - Kev, Julie's my best friend. 553 00:24:45,018 --> 00:24:47,620 - But you're so freaking hot. 554 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:48,654 - I know. 555 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:55,528 ♪ This statement needs a fire right in here ♪ 556 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:01,768 - You skanky little ho. 557 00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:10,677 ♪ You're acting like the doctor ♪ 558 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:12,612 ♪ Perfect cure 559 00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:15,048 "You can chain me, you can torture me, 560 00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:17,017 "you can destroy my body, 561 00:25:17,050 --> 00:25:19,652 "but you will never imprison my mind." 562 00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:21,021 Mohandas Gandhi. 563 00:25:21,054 --> 00:25:22,789 - So check it out. 564 00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:25,625 I finally got those last two ads. 565 00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:29,796 RJ's Records on Main St and that kid Django 566 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:32,665 who sells weed on the playground. 567 00:25:35,135 --> 00:25:36,169 - I'll scan them in. 568 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,570 - Yeah, good. 569 00:25:41,775 --> 00:25:43,877 - What are you up to, Gilman? 570 00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:46,646 - If this school's an ass, 571 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:47,847 that's my foot. 572 00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:56,055 Triple 10s. 573 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:08,201 Pathetic. 574 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:18,311 Evie. 575 00:26:18,345 --> 00:26:19,245 Did you get it? 576 00:26:19,279 --> 00:26:20,880 - The double-thumb Gonzo Fist. 577 00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:21,948 Hunter S. Thompson. 578 00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:25,085 It really grabs the eye by the balls of the throat. 579 00:26:25,118 --> 00:26:26,753 - That doesn't make any sense, 580 00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,855 but think I know what you mean. 581 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:29,989 I'm gonna stay up tonight, 582 00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:30,757 see if I can finish the whole lay-out. 583 00:26:45,205 --> 00:26:47,173 Gonzo files number one. 584 00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:55,048 - Oh my God, 585 00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:56,949 Evie. 586 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:00,954 This looks so professional. 587 00:27:03,023 --> 00:27:04,124 I love it. 588 00:27:04,157 --> 00:27:06,926 - Wait till you see the website. 589 00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:12,298 - I kinda hope Schneeman doesn't get murdered for this. 590 00:27:12,332 --> 00:27:14,000 - I know, berserk. 591 00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:18,705 - Oh, this one's mine. 592 00:27:21,374 --> 00:27:22,942 You might think it's stupid so just... 593 00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:23,976 - Evie. 594 00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:28,782 I have like 40 plus moronic ideas every second 595 00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:31,217 and I tend to express them all. 596 00:27:36,356 --> 00:27:38,158 A sex advise column? 597 00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:42,696 This is cruel. 598 00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:47,267 - If they want a whore, I'll give them a whore. 599 00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:56,342 Bastards. 600 00:27:58,111 --> 00:28:01,014 Let them see how it feels. 601 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,116 - Ever feel lost, lonely, 602 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:06,119 weird, really ugly? 603 00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:09,989 Last to get the joke? 604 00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:12,368 You ever wonder where the party is? 605 00:28:12,392 --> 00:28:15,328 You ever get a dodge ball on your face? 606 00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:18,965 Pop a boner in your sweat pants? 607 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:22,969 Ever feel embarrassed about being smart? 608 00:28:23,003 --> 00:28:25,305 Ever feel just like staying in bed all day, 609 00:28:25,338 --> 00:28:27,207 all week, all year? 610 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,810 You ever feel misunderstood, cheated, alone? 611 00:28:30,844 --> 00:28:34,981 Ever wonder why nothing ever feels easy, ever? 612 00:28:35,015 --> 00:28:37,183 Well, this paper's for you. 613 00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:42,055 Welcome to the Gonzo Files. 614 00:28:49,229 --> 00:28:50,864 - Hey, that's me. 615 00:28:54,868 --> 00:28:57,237 Look she's making herself puke. 616 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:01,041 Thanks for the unrealistic body image, bitch. 617 00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:02,074 - What? 618 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:07,280 I'm not bulimic, you asshole. 619 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:09,949 I was puking my guts out from the cafeteria food. 620 00:29:09,983 --> 00:29:11,184 Right. 621 00:29:21,194 --> 00:29:23,029 The Hendrix of the triangle? 622 00:29:23,063 --> 00:29:24,063 Yeah. 623 00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:38,978 Oh my God. 624 00:29:39,012 --> 00:29:39,913 That's brutal. 625 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:41,281 Hardcore. 626 00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:45,919 Damn, they put him in a whole locker! 627 00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:48,288 Who are these creeps? 628 00:29:55,028 --> 00:29:56,296 - You whore! 629 00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:09,209 Knock it off! 630 00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:10,319 - "I have had the misfortune of being bullied 631 00:30:10,343 --> 00:30:14,914 "by Johnny Rock since he came to Parker in 9th grade. 632 00:30:14,948 --> 00:30:15,992 "Over the years he has worked long 633 00:30:16,016 --> 00:30:19,486 "and hard to perfect his patented wedgie technique 634 00:30:19,519 --> 00:30:21,955 "that combines elements of public humiliation 635 00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:23,923 "and excruciating physical pain 636 00:30:23,957 --> 00:30:27,260 "into a veritable bouillabaisse of terror. 637 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:33,033 "Take it from me, in the world of raging assholes..." 638 00:30:33,066 --> 00:30:35,301 - "Johnny Rock stands alone." 639 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:39,139 Congratulations, Johnny. 640 00:30:39,172 --> 00:30:40,273 You earned it. 641 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:44,077 Now if you'll excuse us, 642 00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:45,879 we're late for gym. 643 00:30:49,182 --> 00:30:52,519 - Physical education, that's important. 644 00:30:52,552 --> 00:30:55,255 Why aren't you dead right now? 645 00:31:02,062 --> 00:31:02,696 Everyone knows Marlene Katsmeyer's 646 00:31:02,729 --> 00:31:05,131 curvy just not like this. 647 00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:08,368 Haters, eat your hearts out. 648 00:31:08,401 --> 00:31:11,971 - Damn, Elephant girl really is smokin'. 649 00:31:14,207 --> 00:31:15,207 Horny Rob! 650 00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:17,210 You go, boy! 651 00:31:27,487 --> 00:31:28,588 - Oh my god. 652 00:31:28,621 --> 00:31:29,422 Oh my god. 653 00:31:29,456 --> 00:31:30,357 Wait, listen to this. 654 00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:34,327 "Dear Easy E, I have a very small penis. 655 00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:36,963 "In fact, I'm one of the few guys 656 00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:41,301 "who can actually pee on his own balls. 657 00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:42,578 "Do you know of any procedures or 658 00:31:42,602 --> 00:31:47,307 "exercise that can improve my length and girth? 659 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:48,375 "Please help. 660 00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:52,245 "I'm scared I'll never be able to please a woman. 661 00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:54,381 "Sincerely, Ryan McCloud." 662 00:31:55,281 --> 00:31:58,618 That preppy guy who always wears rugby shirts. 663 00:32:08,328 --> 00:32:10,430 - This letter is bullshit! 664 00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:17,102 I am long 665 00:32:19,639 --> 00:32:20,974 and strong! 666 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:23,143 - No. 667 00:32:23,176 --> 00:32:27,347 I've seen your sad, sad excuse for a penis. 668 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:31,384 Last year when I gave you a hummer in the boys' bathroom? 669 00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:33,586 Don't you remember? 670 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:38,425 I mean, at least that's what you told everybody. 671 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:41,995 What are you, you saying it's not true? 672 00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:51,504 You're a nasty little liar, aren't you, Ryan? 673 00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:53,405 Say it. 674 00:32:56,476 --> 00:33:01,481 Say "I'm a nasty little liar and I deserve to be spanked." 675 00:33:02,115 --> 00:33:03,115 Say it. 676 00:33:04,284 --> 00:33:05,118 - Say it. - Say it! 677 00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:06,686 Say it, say it! 678 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,089 Say it, say it! 679 00:33:09,122 --> 00:33:10,256 Say it, say it! 680 00:33:12,392 --> 00:33:13,392 - Say it. 681 00:33:14,728 --> 00:33:16,563 - You can go to hell! 682 00:33:22,369 --> 00:33:24,537 - I want these written in English. 683 00:33:24,571 --> 00:33:26,306 Attention. 684 00:33:26,339 --> 00:33:28,541 Attention students, will Edward Gilman 685 00:33:28,575 --> 00:33:31,211 please report to the principal Roy's Office. 686 00:33:50,597 --> 00:33:52,098 Ah, Mr. Gilman. 687 00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:56,202 You caused quite a commotion today. 688 00:33:56,236 --> 00:33:58,338 But that's now always such a bad thing, yes? 689 00:33:58,371 --> 00:33:59,439 - No. 690 00:33:59,472 --> 00:34:02,175 We think it's cute, what you did. 691 00:34:02,776 --> 00:34:04,511 - Cute? 692 00:34:04,544 --> 00:34:06,746 - Well, you certainly hit a nerve. 693 00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:08,148 Have a seat. 694 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,688 Now, there's a lot about your 695 00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:17,557 paper that is inappropriate. 696 00:34:17,590 --> 00:34:19,492 And in very poor taste 697 00:34:19,526 --> 00:34:23,463 and I seriously considered disciplining you. 698 00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:25,632 But your essential message 699 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:32,172 saluting the unsung heroes of Parker Prep has real value. 700 00:34:36,543 --> 00:34:37,543 Gonzo, 701 00:34:39,379 --> 00:34:43,616 as long as you agree to tone it down, a lot, 702 00:34:43,650 --> 00:34:47,487 and to work under Gavin's supervision, 703 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,356 we're prepared to give you a small budget 704 00:34:49,389 --> 00:34:50,466 and to make your little paper 705 00:34:50,490 --> 00:34:53,660 an official supplement of The Courier. 706 00:34:58,798 --> 00:35:01,334 Well, what do you think? 707 00:35:02,802 --> 00:35:04,471 - Well, gentlemen, 708 00:35:05,572 --> 00:35:07,774 I'm flattered by your offer. 709 00:35:07,807 --> 00:35:09,376 Really. 710 00:35:09,409 --> 00:35:10,410 But you see, 711 00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:15,215 if I accept your money 712 00:35:15,248 --> 00:35:17,484 then I have to accept your rules. 713 00:35:17,517 --> 00:35:22,288 And sorry, but my readers will not allow the Gonzo 714 00:35:22,322 --> 00:35:24,424 to be censored by anybody. 715 00:35:25,525 --> 00:35:28,261 - Let me put it another way. 716 00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:30,630 If you put out another issue, 717 00:35:30,663 --> 00:35:33,400 I'm going to suspend you. 718 00:35:33,433 --> 00:35:34,601 - Huh. 719 00:35:34,634 --> 00:35:37,771 Well I guess you'll do what you have to do 720 00:35:37,804 --> 00:35:40,473 and I'll do what I have to do. 721 00:35:42,676 --> 00:35:43,576 Meeting adjourned? 722 00:35:43,610 --> 00:35:44,610 Great. 723 00:35:46,513 --> 00:35:48,415 - Big mistake, Gilman. 724 00:35:49,716 --> 00:35:50,717 Big mistake. 725 00:35:54,587 --> 00:35:56,523 - May I say it was fun? 726 00:35:58,358 --> 00:36:02,362 It's been a really long time since I've had fun. 727 00:36:03,630 --> 00:36:04,630 - Cute. 728 00:36:06,299 --> 00:36:07,534 He called my paper "cute." 729 00:36:07,567 --> 00:36:08,301 Who? 730 00:36:08,335 --> 00:36:09,502 - Who do you think? 731 00:36:09,536 --> 00:36:10,536 - Look, Riley? 732 00:36:11,738 --> 00:36:15,508 Who cares what that asshole thinks. 733 00:36:15,542 --> 00:36:17,677 Don't let him get in your head, Gonzo. 734 00:36:17,711 --> 00:36:18,812 That's what he wants. 735 00:36:18,845 --> 00:36:20,680 - What if he's right? 736 00:36:22,549 --> 00:36:23,759 What if people really do see this paper 737 00:36:23,783 --> 00:36:25,585 as just another prank? 738 00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:29,289 Like streaking across stage during graduation. 739 00:36:29,322 --> 00:36:31,891 - But that's not what this is. 740 00:36:31,925 --> 00:36:34,594 Look, on the website, 741 00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:36,830 people are already sending me letters. 742 00:36:36,863 --> 00:36:39,733 Real letters looking for advice. 743 00:36:39,766 --> 00:36:43,603 And not just about perverted sex shit either. 744 00:36:44,904 --> 00:36:45,672 You have no idea how many girls 745 00:36:45,705 --> 00:36:48,842 were screwed over in this school. 746 00:36:50,510 --> 00:36:52,445 I'm gonna try and help. 747 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:54,681 - See that's cool. 748 00:36:56,516 --> 00:37:00,487 I mean yeah, your thing is really cool. 749 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,921 What did I write? 750 00:37:01,955 --> 00:37:04,691 About some stupid shit about a triangle player. 751 00:37:04,724 --> 00:37:09,529 Great reporters find great subjects, change things. 752 00:37:09,562 --> 00:37:12,332 - Give yourself a break. 753 00:37:12,365 --> 00:37:14,567 It was only the first issue. 754 00:37:25,945 --> 00:37:27,814 - Okay, this is the premise. 755 00:37:27,847 --> 00:37:29,549 Parker Prep was actually built 756 00:37:29,582 --> 00:37:31,685 over a graveyard for the criminally insane. 757 00:37:31,718 --> 00:37:34,387 And now, these psychotic ghosts all rise 758 00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:37,524 up from the dead and killing everyone in school. 759 00:37:37,557 --> 00:37:38,525 It's up to a band of brave students 760 00:37:38,558 --> 00:37:42,629 well-versed in the dark arts to save the day. 761 00:37:42,662 --> 00:37:46,733 - And these brave students are led by Hyperion? 762 00:37:46,766 --> 00:37:48,868 - That is correct. 763 00:37:48,902 --> 00:37:50,904 - I have the first 16 issues ready. 764 00:37:50,937 --> 00:37:52,405 - Deadline's November 23rd. 765 00:37:52,439 --> 00:37:52,972 Next! 766 00:37:53,006 --> 00:37:54,341 - I devised Wordoku. 767 00:37:54,374 --> 00:37:58,578 Which is like Sudoku but for word lovers. 768 00:37:58,611 --> 00:38:00,714 They're fiendishly clever. 769 00:38:12,592 --> 00:38:14,327 - I don't think so. 770 00:38:15,862 --> 00:38:17,697 - This is a manifesto on the coming 771 00:38:17,731 --> 00:38:20,567 environmental apocalypse. 772 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,503 I wanna print it on the front page. 773 00:38:23,536 --> 00:38:24,536 Every word. 774 00:38:25,972 --> 00:38:28,508 - That's cool, man. 775 00:38:28,541 --> 00:38:29,541 Okay. 776 00:38:30,143 --> 00:38:33,413 Glad someone's looking ahead. 777 00:38:33,446 --> 00:38:35,448 Planning for the future. 778 00:38:36,916 --> 00:38:39,452 - "It's called out and about in Parker Prep" 779 00:38:39,486 --> 00:38:40,520 If you're in the closet, 780 00:38:40,553 --> 00:38:44,457 we will hunt you down and drag you out by force. 781 00:38:44,491 --> 00:38:46,960 We're bullshit detectors too. 782 00:38:46,993 --> 00:38:47,993 - Right on. 783 00:38:49,095 --> 00:38:52,532 - His problem is he's not horny enough. 784 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,101 I want nudity. 785 00:38:55,135 --> 00:38:59,506 I want spy cams in the girls' locker room kinda shit. 786 00:39:00,073 --> 00:39:02,575 I mean quit teasing me, man. 787 00:39:02,609 --> 00:39:03,777 - More T and A. 788 00:39:04,744 --> 00:39:06,813 Duly noted, thank you very much. 789 00:39:06,846 --> 00:39:09,949 - You don't have to be dicks about it. 790 00:39:14,788 --> 00:39:17,023 - I'm Stone, this is Malloy. 791 00:39:17,057 --> 00:39:19,759 - What are you guys, characters from a mid-70s cop show? 792 00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:24,798 - No, we're sophomores. 793 00:39:24,831 --> 00:39:26,933 And we love The Gonzo. 794 00:39:26,966 --> 00:39:28,702 - We want be your interns, ya know. 795 00:39:28,735 --> 00:39:29,936 Fetch you coffee. 796 00:39:29,969 --> 00:39:31,638 - Run your errands, whatever. 797 00:39:31,671 --> 00:39:33,573 - We just wanna learn. 798 00:39:36,810 --> 00:39:37,577 - Yeah. 799 00:39:37,610 --> 00:39:38,912 You guys wanna help? 800 00:39:38,945 --> 00:39:39,879 Get everybody in a line. 801 00:39:39,913 --> 00:39:40,580 Tell them they'll all get a chance as long 802 00:39:40,613 --> 00:39:44,417 as they order something to eat. 803 00:39:44,951 --> 00:39:46,786 - You mean we're hired? 804 00:39:46,820 --> 00:39:47,820 - Correct. 805 00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:52,992 Okay, people! 806 00:39:53,026 --> 00:39:55,595 You wanna talk, you gotta eat! 807 00:39:55,628 --> 00:39:59,032 Take a menu and line your asses up! 808 00:39:59,065 --> 00:40:01,968 - Stone and Malloy, good addition. 809 00:40:07,140 --> 00:40:08,241 - Hey! 810 00:40:08,274 --> 00:40:09,752 Are you gonna tell me what's going on? 811 00:40:09,776 --> 00:40:10,810 - With what? 812 00:40:10,844 --> 00:40:12,078 - With Easy. 813 00:40:12,112 --> 00:40:14,581 You're hanging out, right? 814 00:40:14,614 --> 00:40:15,115 - No. 815 00:40:15,148 --> 00:40:16,683 - C'mon. 816 00:40:16,716 --> 00:40:18,818 She 420-friendly, bareback-rider, 817 00:40:18,852 --> 00:40:19,953 - Dude, c'mon. 818 00:40:20,854 --> 00:40:21,955 Stop. 819 00:40:21,988 --> 00:40:23,623 She's not like that. 820 00:40:23,656 --> 00:40:24,824 - No, no. 821 00:40:24,858 --> 00:40:25,792 You are spending all of your time with her. 822 00:40:25,825 --> 00:40:28,695 You cannot tell me that you're just friends. 823 00:40:28,728 --> 00:40:29,728 - We're 824 00:40:30,864 --> 00:40:31,864 colleagues. 825 00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:35,568 Yeah, colleagues. 826 00:40:37,704 --> 00:40:40,006 - Oh Jesus, you are an idiot! 827 00:40:42,976 --> 00:40:43,843 You. 828 00:40:43,877 --> 00:40:46,479 Sloppy Joe-time, of course. 829 00:40:48,114 --> 00:40:49,983 Oh, fantastic! 830 00:40:50,016 --> 00:40:51,051 Thank you very much. 831 00:40:51,084 --> 00:40:51,985 I'm telling you, sir, you need to try this out. 832 00:40:52,018 --> 00:40:53,853 It's unbelievable. 833 00:40:56,656 --> 00:40:59,159 - Look, I bring my lunch from home. 834 00:40:59,192 --> 00:41:00,927 I'll give you half. 835 00:41:02,896 --> 00:41:04,130 It's brain food. 836 00:41:04,164 --> 00:41:05,665 - Oh no! 837 00:41:05,699 --> 00:41:06,966 No, that shit is nasty. 838 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:07,834 Please okay. 839 00:41:07,867 --> 00:41:10,070 Just give my man the Joe. 840 00:41:12,038 --> 00:41:13,673 - I think I want the Joe. 841 00:41:13,707 --> 00:41:14,774 - Give him the Joe. 842 00:41:14,808 --> 00:41:15,775 - Okay! 843 00:41:15,809 --> 00:41:16,876 Alright. 844 00:41:16,910 --> 00:41:18,912 You want the Sloppy Joe? 845 00:41:20,714 --> 00:41:21,714 You got it. 846 00:41:23,016 --> 00:41:24,150 Here, take a little more. 847 00:41:24,184 --> 00:41:25,184 Nice and 848 00:41:27,187 --> 00:41:28,187 sloppy. 849 00:41:33,626 --> 00:41:34,594 - How long's he been in there? 850 00:41:34,627 --> 00:41:35,161 - A while. 851 00:41:35,195 --> 00:41:35,962 He's been there a while. 852 00:41:35,995 --> 00:41:38,064 He's got a weak stomach. 853 00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:41,167 - I hope he's okay. 854 00:41:41,201 --> 00:41:44,037 - Yeah, yeah, I'm sure he's fine. 855 00:41:46,072 --> 00:41:46,840 You okay. 856 00:41:46,873 --> 00:41:47,774 Doing well these days? 857 00:41:47,807 --> 00:41:48,675 - Yeah. 858 00:41:48,708 --> 00:41:50,110 Yeah? 859 00:41:50,143 --> 00:41:51,611 - I've got it! 860 00:41:52,746 --> 00:41:54,147 We do an investigative piece 861 00:41:54,180 --> 00:41:57,050 into the health conditions in our cafeteria. 862 00:41:57,083 --> 00:42:00,820 They shut us in that lunchroom and then they poison us! 863 00:42:00,854 --> 00:42:02,922 I bet a lot of kids have gotten sick this year. 864 00:42:02,956 --> 00:42:03,923 We have to find out why. 865 00:42:03,957 --> 00:42:05,334 - I'm gonna give you a couple of breath mints. 866 00:42:05,358 --> 00:42:07,761 'Cause your breath really smell bad right 867 00:42:07,794 --> 00:42:10,797 now due to the vomit in your throat. 868 00:42:12,232 --> 00:42:13,833 It's gonna help. 869 00:42:15,101 --> 00:42:16,903 - This is the story. 870 00:42:16,936 --> 00:42:19,039 - Where do we start? 871 00:42:19,072 --> 00:42:21,741 - We have to get the school nurse's records. 872 00:42:21,775 --> 00:42:22,775 - Gonzo! 873 00:42:23,243 --> 00:42:24,644 Those are confidential. 874 00:42:24,678 --> 00:42:25,512 It'll never happen. 875 00:42:25,545 --> 00:42:28,948 - Right, and all part of the cover-up. 876 00:42:28,982 --> 00:42:29,749 - Yeah. 877 00:42:29,783 --> 00:42:30,250 Let me get my laptop. 878 00:42:30,283 --> 00:42:32,085 I got an idea. 879 00:42:32,118 --> 00:42:33,019 What's your idea? 880 00:42:33,053 --> 00:42:35,822 - Let's put a poll question on the website. 881 00:42:47,233 --> 00:42:48,868 Let's see if we got any responses. 882 00:42:48,902 --> 00:42:50,670 - Yeah. 883 00:42:50,704 --> 00:42:53,073 ♪ This is what I like to say 884 00:42:53,106 --> 00:42:56,976 ♪ Talking on the phone 885 00:42:57,010 --> 00:42:59,045 ♪ Just walk away 886 00:42:59,079 --> 00:43:00,714 ♪ And cry 887 00:43:00,747 --> 00:43:03,083 ♪ For so long 888 00:43:04,084 --> 00:43:05,085 - Oh, sorry. 889 00:43:06,152 --> 00:43:08,121 Not a lot of people come up here. 890 00:43:08,154 --> 00:43:10,957 No one, actually, comes up here. 891 00:43:11,925 --> 00:43:13,059 - I'll be good. 892 00:43:13,093 --> 00:43:15,161 You won't have to hit me. 893 00:43:20,266 --> 00:43:22,836 ♪ Listen to the voice that says ♪ 894 00:43:22,869 --> 00:43:24,304 ♪ Oh alright 895 00:43:24,337 --> 00:43:26,806 Oh my God, we have 11 hits already. 896 00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,641 - You're kidding me. 897 00:43:30,944 --> 00:43:33,913 - Look who's liking the site now, huh? 898 00:43:33,947 --> 00:43:35,815 - I can see that it's a useful tool. 899 00:43:35,849 --> 00:43:39,219 I don't see why you have to rub it in my face. 900 00:43:39,252 --> 00:43:41,755 - Hey look, that cheerleader really wasn't bulimic. 901 00:43:41,788 --> 00:43:44,257 She was out of school with salmonella. 902 00:43:44,290 --> 00:43:48,261 - Salmonella is a really serious illness. 903 00:43:48,294 --> 00:43:50,163 She probably got a doctor's note. 904 00:43:50,196 --> 00:43:52,032 - That's hard evidence, we can print it. 905 00:43:52,065 --> 00:43:53,266 - Could scan it. 906 00:43:54,768 --> 00:43:56,803 - This is really big. 907 00:43:56,836 --> 00:43:59,906 - We have to interview everybody. 908 00:43:59,939 --> 00:44:02,909 - Okay, let's go over what we know. 909 00:44:04,377 --> 00:44:06,780 The majority of these complaints 910 00:44:06,813 --> 00:44:10,917 are about the Sloppy Joe, the taco, or the burger. 911 00:44:12,318 --> 00:44:13,318 So, class, 912 00:44:16,056 --> 00:44:18,058 what do all these things have in common? 913 00:44:18,091 --> 00:44:18,958 - The meat. 914 00:44:18,992 --> 00:44:19,859 - The meat. 915 00:44:19,893 --> 00:44:20,994 - The meat. 916 00:44:21,027 --> 00:44:22,062 - The meat! 917 00:44:22,095 --> 00:44:23,163 - Good job, Rob. 918 00:44:23,196 --> 00:44:23,930 - Thank you. 919 00:44:23,963 --> 00:44:25,932 - Yeah, the meat. 920 00:44:25,965 --> 00:44:26,965 The beef. 921 00:44:28,001 --> 00:44:30,804 I wonder what company Parker Prep uses? 922 00:44:30,837 --> 00:44:33,306 - You could ask Principal Roy about that. 923 00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:34,374 - No, I couldn't. 924 00:44:34,407 --> 00:44:39,045 'Cause then he'd know we're doing another issue. 925 00:44:39,079 --> 00:44:41,114 Only one way to find out. 926 00:45:17,217 --> 00:45:18,318 - Let's do it. 927 00:45:39,873 --> 00:45:41,875 My God, look! 928 00:45:55,055 --> 00:45:56,389 - Anybody in here? 929 00:46:08,101 --> 00:46:10,303 Goddamn, Ratatouille! 930 00:46:10,337 --> 00:46:12,806 Every night with you guys! 931 00:46:23,083 --> 00:46:24,484 - Let's keep shooting. 932 00:46:24,517 --> 00:46:26,920 This stuff is gold. 933 00:46:26,953 --> 00:46:28,455 Not only were conditions shocking, 934 00:46:28,488 --> 00:46:32,092 but further investigation revealed this meat 935 00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:35,161 Which is only used in pet food and school lunches. 936 00:46:35,195 --> 00:46:38,932 The expiration dates were all slightly off. 937 00:46:43,136 --> 00:46:45,438 Gonzo people demand answers. 938 00:46:45,472 --> 00:46:48,208 Gonzo people demand justice. 939 00:46:48,241 --> 00:46:51,244 We will not stop until both are ours. 940 00:46:52,245 --> 00:46:53,113 - Unacceptable! 941 00:46:53,146 --> 00:46:54,481 - I told you I wasn't lying. 942 00:46:54,514 --> 00:46:57,117 This is why I puked, bitches. 943 00:46:58,385 --> 00:46:59,953 Oh my god! 944 00:46:59,986 --> 00:47:01,921 Have you seen this? 945 00:47:01,955 --> 00:47:03,123 This is disgusting. 946 00:47:03,156 --> 00:47:05,025 I'm never going in there again. 947 00:47:05,058 --> 00:47:07,527 - The ink work is insane. 948 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,263 This is like early Steve Ditko. 949 00:47:11,264 --> 00:47:12,966 - Thanks, bro. 950 00:47:12,999 --> 00:47:14,467 I can put you in the next issue. 951 00:47:14,501 --> 00:47:16,870 Any superpower you want. 952 00:47:17,537 --> 00:47:20,140 - I wanna see through walls. 953 00:47:22,409 --> 00:47:23,143 - Yes! 954 00:47:40,994 --> 00:47:42,429 - You're kidding me. 955 00:47:44,364 --> 00:47:46,399 Okay, everybody! 956 00:47:46,433 --> 00:47:47,600 Listen up! 957 00:47:47,634 --> 00:47:52,572 There are inspectors from the Board of Health in there. 958 00:47:52,605 --> 00:47:55,175 They're shutting the cafeteria down! 959 00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:56,076 We won! 960 00:47:59,112 --> 00:48:01,381 So I don't think Roy can keep us inside anymore. 961 00:48:01,414 --> 00:48:05,018 I mean, we've gotta eat somewhere, right? 962 00:48:05,051 --> 00:48:06,553 Let's get the hell outta here! 963 00:48:09,322 --> 00:48:11,057 Gonzo! Gonzo! 964 00:48:11,091 --> 00:48:12,125 Gonzo! Gonzo! 965 00:48:13,159 --> 00:48:14,227 Gonzo! Gonzo! 966 00:48:17,497 --> 00:48:18,932 - I'm hungry! 967 00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,402 Get some mushu pork! 968 00:48:23,536 --> 00:48:26,106 Get a salad for Christ sake! 969 00:48:40,153 --> 00:48:44,124 - You really think you can beat me, Gilman? 970 00:48:44,157 --> 00:48:45,157 Please. 971 00:48:46,059 --> 00:48:49,562 You're playing checkers and I'm playing chess. 972 00:48:49,596 --> 00:48:52,065 I'm always 10 steps ahead. 973 00:48:53,433 --> 00:48:55,101 - Whatever, man. 974 00:48:55,135 --> 00:48:57,470 - Roy would like to see you. 975 00:48:57,504 --> 00:48:58,504 Now. 976 00:49:01,074 --> 00:49:02,518 - We had no idea he was even doing this. 977 00:49:02,542 --> 00:49:03,710 Doesn't that bother you? 978 00:49:03,743 --> 00:49:06,546 - Honey, you act like he's building bombs in the garage. 979 00:49:06,579 --> 00:49:08,515 - He's been suspended, Arthur. 980 00:49:08,548 --> 00:49:10,383 That means he can't make the honor roll. 981 00:49:10,417 --> 00:49:12,085 His grades are slipping too. 982 00:49:12,118 --> 00:49:13,486 Columbia's gonna laugh at him. 983 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,355 - You are like a robot now. 984 00:49:15,388 --> 00:49:16,256 Who's programming you? 985 00:49:16,289 --> 00:49:17,457 This is magic. 986 00:49:17,490 --> 00:49:18,491 Okay? 987 00:49:18,525 --> 00:49:19,359 Some people never do anything this 988 00:49:19,392 --> 00:49:19,926 special their whole lives 989 00:49:19,959 --> 00:49:22,495 and you are missing it. 990 00:49:22,529 --> 00:49:25,065 I'm not even sure they have a right to suspend you. 991 00:49:25,098 --> 00:49:27,167 We should, I mean, you should fight it. 992 00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,210 There are some first amendment issues here. 993 00:49:28,234 --> 00:49:29,445 - Oh god, not the First Amendment. 994 00:49:29,469 --> 00:49:32,272 - He should be able to write what he wants to write Diane. 995 00:49:32,305 --> 00:49:34,507 No one's disputing the facts of the story are they? 996 00:49:34,541 --> 00:49:35,575 - Oh my god, stop it! 997 00:49:35,608 --> 00:49:37,277 Do you want to make a bigger mess? 998 00:49:37,310 --> 00:49:38,178 Let him get through high school 999 00:49:38,211 --> 00:49:40,380 then he can save the world. 1000 00:49:40,413 --> 00:49:41,614 Listen, Eddie. 1001 00:49:41,648 --> 00:49:43,516 I know how special you are. 1002 00:49:43,550 --> 00:49:47,220 But you just can't act on every impulse. 1003 00:49:47,253 --> 00:49:50,123 If you don't plan for life and put things in place, 1004 00:49:50,156 --> 00:49:51,591 you're gonna regret it. 1005 00:49:51,624 --> 00:49:52,624 Trust me. 1006 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,415 - Are you Gonzo Gilman? 1007 00:50:15,448 --> 00:50:17,584 The Parker Prep whistle-blower? 1008 00:50:17,617 --> 00:50:19,119 - Yeah that's me. 1009 00:50:19,152 --> 00:50:20,220 - I'm Charlie Ronald. 1010 00:50:20,253 --> 00:50:23,323 I do a segment called Local Heroes on New York 3. 1011 00:50:23,356 --> 00:50:24,724 - Oh yeah. 1012 00:50:24,758 --> 00:50:27,227 Charlie Ronald, On the streets. 1013 00:50:27,260 --> 00:50:28,561 - And in your face. 1014 00:50:28,595 --> 00:50:30,230 That's me, yeah. 1015 00:50:30,263 --> 00:50:32,465 Mind if I ask you a few questions? 1016 00:50:32,499 --> 00:50:34,067 - Oh yeah, sure. 1017 00:50:35,268 --> 00:50:38,538 - You might wanna put some pants on first. 1018 00:50:43,276 --> 00:50:44,310 - How'd you find me? 1019 00:50:44,344 --> 00:50:46,346 - You're not the only one chasing stories, kid. 1020 00:50:46,379 --> 00:50:48,148 ♪ Get behind the struggle 1021 00:50:48,181 --> 00:50:49,749 ♪ Get behind the struggle 1022 00:50:49,783 --> 00:50:50,450 - Stencil. 1023 00:50:50,483 --> 00:50:53,253 Here you go, man, that's yours. 1024 00:50:53,286 --> 00:50:56,356 Look, Gonzo's like Nelson Mandela 1025 00:50:56,389 --> 00:50:57,624 or John Gotti. 1026 00:50:57,657 --> 00:50:59,325 Someone who fought for his people, 1027 00:50:59,359 --> 00:51:00,760 ended up in jail because of it. 1028 00:51:00,794 --> 00:51:03,196 And now, it's all of our responsibility 1029 00:51:03,229 --> 00:51:05,665 to spread the word, okay! 1030 00:51:05,699 --> 00:51:08,535 I mean, are you with us, brother? 1031 00:51:10,737 --> 00:51:12,238 That's what I'm talking about. 1032 00:51:12,272 --> 00:51:13,707 - We've gotten 97 signatures. 1033 00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:16,209 Roy's gotta know how we feel, man. 1034 00:51:16,242 --> 00:51:17,777 No justice, no peace! 1035 00:51:17,811 --> 00:51:19,679 No justice, no peace! 1036 00:51:19,713 --> 00:51:20,747 No justice! 1037 00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:24,617 - Who said the revolution wouldn't be televised? 1038 00:51:26,820 --> 00:51:30,323 - Now that's what I call lunch. 1039 00:51:30,357 --> 00:51:32,292 - You watching it? 1040 00:51:32,325 --> 00:51:33,426 - It's insane. 1041 00:51:33,460 --> 00:51:35,604 27 code violations in the school cafeteria, 1042 00:51:35,628 --> 00:51:38,465 but Principal Roy still refuses to comment. 1043 00:51:38,498 --> 00:51:39,466 - We'll be making a full statement. 1044 00:51:39,499 --> 00:51:41,210 Okay, we're not gonna do it in the parking lot. 1045 00:51:41,234 --> 00:51:42,302 All right, not now! 1046 00:51:42,335 --> 00:51:43,236 Meanwhile Gonzo Gilman is sweating out 1047 00:51:43,269 --> 00:51:44,313 the 4th day of a week-long - Shh, shh, shh. 1048 00:51:44,337 --> 00:51:48,241 suspension that many feel is unjust. 1049 00:51:48,274 --> 00:51:49,743 The question must be asked. 1050 00:51:49,776 --> 00:51:51,711 Is the wrong person being punished here? 1051 00:51:51,745 --> 00:51:54,514 Does Parker Prep even have the right to censor him? 1052 00:51:54,547 --> 00:51:56,783 This is Charlie Ronald for New York Free News. 1053 00:51:56,816 --> 00:52:00,387 On the streets and in your face. 1054 00:52:00,420 --> 00:52:01,530 And now with a look at your weather, 1055 00:52:01,554 --> 00:52:02,689 here's Robert. 1056 00:52:04,424 --> 00:52:06,359 - Charlie Ronald is your old college buddy. 1057 00:52:06,393 --> 00:52:08,828 You made him do this, didn't you? 1058 00:52:08,862 --> 00:52:10,797 You know how Eddie gets carried away. 1059 00:52:10,830 --> 00:52:12,665 You're just setting him up for a fall. 1060 00:52:12,699 --> 00:52:15,735 - I know your early decision at Brown, Evie. 1061 00:52:15,769 --> 00:52:17,671 But check this out. 1062 00:52:17,704 --> 00:52:21,775 The dean from Columbia finally wrote me back. 1063 00:52:21,808 --> 00:52:24,444 He's impressed with my stuff 1064 00:52:24,477 --> 00:52:26,813 and apparently, I'm on the shortlist. 1065 00:52:26,846 --> 00:52:28,782 I know, it's huge. 1066 00:52:28,815 --> 00:52:33,353 Dean fucking Herbert on the Gonzo's jock, you know? 1067 00:52:34,587 --> 00:52:36,723 - Who says he's gonna fall? 1068 00:52:38,892 --> 00:52:41,327 - Hey, come back and see us again. 1069 00:52:41,361 --> 00:52:42,829 I sing on Thursdays. 1070 00:52:42,862 --> 00:52:45,331 See ya later. 1071 00:52:49,502 --> 00:52:52,472 - That's a good cup of coffee. 1072 00:52:52,505 --> 00:52:53,840 Busy day, huh? 1073 00:52:53,873 --> 00:52:56,776 - Just like the old days before McDonald's 1074 00:52:56,810 --> 00:52:58,745 and Pizza Hut moved in. 1075 00:52:59,646 --> 00:53:02,582 You couldn't get a table in this place. 1076 00:53:02,615 --> 00:53:05,485 - This whole Gonzo thing must be good for you, huh? 1077 00:53:05,518 --> 00:53:08,855 - Saved my business, I'll tell you that. 1078 00:53:08,888 --> 00:53:11,291 For now anyway. 1079 00:53:11,324 --> 00:53:14,427 - Well, it cuts both ways, doesn't it? 1080 00:53:15,628 --> 00:53:16,863 - What do you mean? 1081 00:53:16,896 --> 00:53:19,766 - Well, you are his biggest advertiser, right? 1082 00:53:19,799 --> 00:53:22,402 - First advertiser too. 1083 00:53:22,435 --> 00:53:26,573 I'm the one that got the whole ball rolling. 1084 00:53:26,606 --> 00:53:27,606 - You see? 1085 00:53:28,408 --> 00:53:29,909 He couldn't do it without you. 1086 00:53:29,943 --> 00:53:33,313 - I guess we helped each other. 1087 00:53:33,346 --> 00:53:34,781 - I'll say you have. 1088 00:53:36,516 --> 00:53:38,351 - Listen, we're open in the backroom 1089 00:53:38,385 --> 00:53:40,487 for the first time since '98. 1090 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,589 We're gonna have a big party. 1091 00:53:42,622 --> 00:53:43,623 Why don't you come. 1092 00:53:43,656 --> 00:53:44,357 - Saturday night? 1093 00:53:44,391 --> 00:53:44,958 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1094 00:53:44,991 --> 00:53:47,460 It'll be fun. 1095 00:53:47,494 --> 00:53:48,534 - Maybe I'll check it out. 1096 00:53:57,470 --> 00:54:00,507 ♪ Well I light the fire 1097 00:54:00,540 --> 00:54:03,910 ♪ 'Cause it's getting dark 1098 00:54:03,943 --> 00:54:07,447 ♪ Take take a light 1099 00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,916 ♪ Tear it apart 1100 00:54:09,949 --> 00:54:11,851 - Thank you very much. 1101 00:54:12,752 --> 00:54:13,920 - Hey, what's up? 1102 00:54:13,953 --> 00:54:14,921 - Hey, is Gonzo here yet? 1103 00:54:14,954 --> 00:54:15,989 He's coming, right? 1104 00:54:16,022 --> 00:54:16,890 - He said he was coming but you know, 1105 00:54:16,923 --> 00:54:19,526 he's grounded so who knows. 1106 00:54:19,559 --> 00:54:20,794 - Okay. 1107 00:54:20,827 --> 00:54:21,827 Hey, dude! 1108 00:54:49,723 --> 00:54:52,726 ♪ Oh let us be 1109 00:54:52,759 --> 00:54:55,929 ♪ Oh let us be 1110 00:54:55,962 --> 00:54:59,632 ♪ Oh let us be 1111 00:54:59,666 --> 00:55:02,902 ♪ Oh let us be 1112 00:55:02,936 --> 00:55:04,704 ♪ Oh let us be 1113 00:55:04,738 --> 00:55:06,573 ♪ Oh oh oh 1114 00:55:06,606 --> 00:55:09,943 ♪ Oh let us die 1115 00:55:09,976 --> 00:55:11,711 ♪ There's a party now 1116 00:55:11,745 --> 00:55:13,513 ♪ In the part of town 1117 00:55:13,546 --> 00:55:15,415 ♪ Where the kids don't leave 1118 00:55:15,448 --> 00:55:16,783 ♪ Oh oh oh 1119 00:55:16,816 --> 00:55:18,551 ♪ Oh let us be 1120 00:55:18,585 --> 00:55:19,953 ♪ Oh oh oh 1121 00:55:19,986 --> 00:55:22,455 ♪ Oh let us die 1122 00:55:22,489 --> 00:55:23,056 - We got Gonzo. 1123 00:55:23,089 --> 00:55:23,957 30 seconds to stage. 1124 00:55:23,990 --> 00:55:24,858 ♪ Give us all a nod 1125 00:55:24,891 --> 00:55:27,027 ♪ That it's overrun 1126 00:55:27,060 --> 00:55:29,596 ♪ That's who we wanna be 1127 00:55:29,629 --> 00:55:31,464 ♪ Oh be 1128 00:55:31,498 --> 00:55:33,533 ♪ Oh be 1129 00:55:33,566 --> 00:55:35,402 ♪ Oh 1130 00:55:55,889 --> 00:55:56,756 - Alright Melnick! 1131 00:55:56,790 --> 00:55:58,391 Alright Melnick! 1132 00:55:58,925 --> 00:56:01,394 Get his ass off the stage! 1133 00:56:03,496 --> 00:56:04,631 Ladies and gentlemen, 1134 00:56:04,664 --> 00:56:06,833 the moment you've all been waiting for. 1135 00:56:06,866 --> 00:56:09,703 My man, the freedom fighter from Parker Prep. 1136 00:56:09,736 --> 00:56:11,938 Give it up for Gonzo Gilman! 1137 00:56:13,006 --> 00:56:16,509 Gonzo! 1138 00:56:23,950 --> 00:56:24,951 - My people! 1139 00:56:26,653 --> 00:56:27,653 My people! 1140 00:56:28,788 --> 00:56:30,724 Gonzo! Gonzo! 1141 00:56:34,561 --> 00:56:35,729 - What schools, 1142 00:56:36,963 --> 00:56:37,963 and police, 1143 00:56:38,965 --> 00:56:41,668 and governments fail to realize 1144 00:56:43,903 --> 00:56:46,539 is that we've got the power! 1145 00:56:54,047 --> 00:56:56,950 But you know what's a damn shame, 1146 00:56:56,983 --> 00:56:59,519 is when we forget that too. 1147 00:57:01,988 --> 00:57:04,557 But you know what I'm seeing right now? 1148 00:57:04,591 --> 00:57:08,561 I'm seeing that we're starting to realize. 1149 00:57:08,595 --> 00:57:10,563 Do you see that? 1150 00:57:10,597 --> 00:57:11,865 Do you see that! 1151 00:57:12,966 --> 00:57:15,068 Do you see what we can do! 1152 00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:24,711 You gonna print another issue? 1153 00:57:24,744 --> 00:57:26,513 - What do you think? 1154 00:57:37,691 --> 00:57:38,858 - I'm from North. 1155 00:57:38,892 --> 00:57:39,859 He's from Central. 1156 00:57:39,893 --> 00:57:41,695 She's from GW. 1157 00:57:41,728 --> 00:57:43,172 Look, we wanna go Gonzo on our schools too. 1158 00:57:43,196 --> 00:57:46,866 We wanna really blow some shit up there. 1159 00:57:46,900 --> 00:57:48,001 - Right on. 1160 00:57:48,034 --> 00:57:49,045 But we can just send you the lay-outs. 1161 00:57:49,069 --> 00:57:51,938 All you have to do is fill 'em out. 1162 00:57:51,971 --> 00:57:53,873 - That would be awesome. 1163 00:57:53,907 --> 00:57:56,876 - Just tell the truth, brothers and sisters. 1164 00:57:56,910 --> 00:57:58,678 That's all I ask. 1165 00:57:58,712 --> 00:58:00,780 - Even if the truth hurts. 1166 00:58:06,086 --> 00:58:07,787 What's up, Gilman? 1167 00:58:08,722 --> 00:58:09,722 - Riley? 1168 00:58:15,795 --> 00:58:18,665 - I came to congratulate you, man. 1169 00:58:18,698 --> 00:58:19,265 You had an idea, 1170 00:58:19,299 --> 00:58:21,801 you followed it through, 1171 00:58:21,835 --> 00:58:22,936 and it worked. 1172 00:58:24,204 --> 00:58:26,573 That's pretty cool, man. 1173 00:58:27,207 --> 00:58:28,441 - Thanks, man. 1174 00:58:28,475 --> 00:58:31,177 - You know, our humble little paper is coming out on Monday. 1175 00:58:31,211 --> 00:58:33,847 It's not the Gonzo but 1176 00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,648 there's a really interesting article in there 1177 00:58:35,682 --> 00:58:37,951 I think you should check out. 1178 00:58:38,952 --> 00:58:39,952 - Okay. 1179 00:58:43,857 --> 00:58:44,857 - Evie. 1180 00:58:48,228 --> 00:58:49,629 Evie Wallace! 1181 00:58:53,867 --> 00:58:55,101 You are glowing. 1182 00:58:57,070 --> 00:58:59,105 I'm really happy for you. 1183 00:59:00,740 --> 00:59:01,975 For both of you. 1184 00:59:03,977 --> 00:59:04,977 Monday. 1185 00:59:16,122 --> 00:59:17,724 - We should get outta here, right? 1186 00:59:17,757 --> 00:59:19,926 This party's totally dying down. 1187 00:59:19,959 --> 00:59:20,627 - Yeah. 1188 00:59:20,660 --> 00:59:21,961 - We can go back to my place. 1189 00:59:21,995 --> 00:59:23,763 My parents are gone. 1190 00:59:23,797 --> 00:59:25,131 After after party. 1191 00:59:25,999 --> 00:59:27,167 Just the staff. 1192 00:59:28,168 --> 00:59:29,769 - All right, yeah. 1193 00:59:29,803 --> 00:59:30,804 Okay. 1194 00:59:30,837 --> 00:59:32,072 - Rally the troops. 1195 00:59:39,813 --> 00:59:43,016 - You know, I've been working it and I've been working it. 1196 00:59:43,049 --> 00:59:44,818 I think tonight it's finally going down. 1197 00:59:44,851 --> 00:59:46,686 What? 1198 00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,621 - Every man's fantasy. 1199 00:59:50,724 --> 00:59:55,228 You know what the French call "eating for three?" 1200 00:59:55,261 --> 00:59:56,229 Robbie. 1201 00:59:56,262 --> 00:59:57,262 - Robbie. 1202 00:59:58,732 --> 00:59:59,299 - Hello ladies. 1203 00:59:59,332 --> 01:00:00,767 - Oh sweet Jesus, no. 1204 01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:01,800 - Oh yes. 1205 01:00:02,302 --> 01:00:02,969 Pretty nervous you know, 1206 01:00:03,003 --> 01:00:06,039 'cause it's my first time but 1207 01:00:06,072 --> 01:00:07,741 I put my camera in there, I set it up, 1208 01:00:07,774 --> 01:00:08,742 so I'm just gonna film myself doing it 1209 01:00:08,775 --> 01:00:11,077 and then I can watch it later and see how I did. 1210 01:00:11,111 --> 01:00:12,321 Hey, I'll show it to you if you want. 1211 01:00:12,345 --> 01:00:14,814 - Oh no, that's really okay. 1212 01:00:14,848 --> 01:00:15,848 - Okay. 1213 01:00:18,918 --> 01:00:19,452 Wish me luck, man. 1214 01:00:19,486 --> 01:00:20,787 - Praying for you. 1215 01:00:20,820 --> 01:00:25,859 Let's hope there's enough of me 1216 01:00:38,938 --> 01:00:41,775 ♪ Woo 1217 01:00:41,808 --> 01:00:44,778 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1218 01:00:46,212 --> 01:00:47,747 - Oh hell yeah. 1219 01:00:52,318 --> 01:00:55,321 ♪ Well, whoa, whoa, whoa 1220 01:00:55,355 --> 01:00:59,292 ♪ Yeah 1221 01:00:59,325 --> 01:01:00,927 ♪ Mm 1222 01:01:08,234 --> 01:01:10,170 - So, are you a virgin? 1223 01:01:14,107 --> 01:01:15,809 - What? 1224 01:01:15,842 --> 01:01:18,078 - Have you ever had sex? 1225 01:01:18,111 --> 01:01:22,782 - Whoa, we're just really diving in there, aren't we? 1226 01:01:24,984 --> 01:01:26,986 Remember Elizabeth Frankel? 1227 01:01:27,020 --> 01:01:28,188 She moved away last year. 1228 01:01:28,221 --> 01:01:30,390 She was in our grade. 1229 01:01:30,423 --> 01:01:34,194 We've been best friends since elementary school. 1230 01:01:34,227 --> 01:01:37,330 We made this pact to get it over with. 1231 01:01:38,365 --> 01:01:40,066 - How was it? 1232 01:01:40,100 --> 01:01:43,269 - Embarrassing, if truth be told. 1233 01:01:43,303 --> 01:01:44,303 Yeah. 1234 01:01:45,372 --> 01:01:48,041 Well there I was humping away, 1235 01:01:50,110 --> 01:01:51,044 thought I was doing great. 1236 01:01:51,077 --> 01:01:55,081 Really thought I was championing that sex. 1237 01:01:56,049 --> 01:02:00,253 I looked up at one point to see how she was liking it. 1238 01:02:00,286 --> 01:02:02,355 She had this confused, 1239 01:02:02,389 --> 01:02:05,158 sorrowful look on her face. 1240 01:02:05,191 --> 01:02:09,162 Turns out my dick was actually caught in her comforter. 1241 01:02:09,195 --> 01:02:10,864 - Get out! 1242 01:02:10,897 --> 01:02:11,831 - I won't. 1243 01:02:11,865 --> 01:02:14,234 It was a really soft and satiny comforter. 1244 01:02:14,267 --> 01:02:16,269 You've gotta believe me. 1245 01:02:19,272 --> 01:02:22,976 Anyway, then we finally got it in for real. 1246 01:02:24,110 --> 01:02:27,414 You know that whole awkward dance. 1247 01:02:27,447 --> 01:02:31,151 Just really trying to keep my flag flying. 1248 01:02:32,419 --> 01:02:33,429 And finally she gets into it 1249 01:02:33,453 --> 01:02:36,823 and she starts moving around and, 1250 01:02:38,024 --> 01:02:41,161 it was over in like 10 seconds? 1251 01:02:41,194 --> 01:02:42,328 Seven seconds? 1252 01:02:44,197 --> 01:02:45,197 Yup. 1253 01:02:46,299 --> 01:02:49,936 I was a real pleasure machine that night. 1254 01:02:56,910 --> 01:02:58,211 So what about you? 1255 01:03:00,246 --> 01:03:01,815 You ever do it? 1256 01:03:05,919 --> 01:03:08,054 Evie, c'mon, I told you mine. 1257 01:03:08,088 --> 01:03:10,890 You gotta tell me yours. 1258 01:03:10,924 --> 01:03:12,158 Laws of reciprocation. 1259 01:03:12,192 --> 01:03:15,929 - Oh really, I didn't realize there are laws involved here. 1260 01:03:15,962 --> 01:03:17,364 - Well now you know. 1261 01:03:21,167 --> 01:03:23,169 - It's not a good story. 1262 01:03:25,071 --> 01:03:27,007 I'm sorry I brought it up. 1263 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:27,874 I think you brought it up because 1264 01:03:27,907 --> 01:03:30,010 you really wanna tell me. 1265 01:03:32,312 --> 01:03:36,016 Evie, my first time was with a blanket. 1266 01:03:36,049 --> 01:03:37,217 Gonzo! 1267 01:03:37,250 --> 01:03:39,919 Gonzo are you up there! 1268 01:03:39,953 --> 01:03:40,987 I need water! 1269 01:03:42,522 --> 01:03:44,257 We need water stat! 1270 01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,162 - Let's get some air. 1271 01:03:53,566 --> 01:03:58,238 Last year, I had to take this science class with Riley. 1272 01:03:58,271 --> 01:04:02,475 And I had this mad crush on him like all the girls. 1273 01:04:04,444 --> 01:04:07,981 And I was trying to flirt with him and everything, 1274 01:04:08,014 --> 01:04:11,985 finally he invited me to this really cool party 1275 01:04:15,021 --> 01:04:17,290 and I wore this little dress. 1276 01:04:18,425 --> 01:04:20,393 And I got really drunk. 1277 01:04:21,428 --> 01:04:23,096 It was stupid but, 1278 01:04:24,364 --> 01:04:27,300 I was just really nervous, ya know. 1279 01:04:29,436 --> 01:04:34,240 Anyway, I wind up losing my virginity to the guy. 1280 01:04:34,274 --> 01:04:36,242 Which was okay. 1281 01:04:36,276 --> 01:04:38,912 It was sort of what I wanted. 1282 01:04:42,182 --> 01:04:45,418 But it turned into this total nightmare. 1283 01:04:48,388 --> 01:04:50,323 I was so messed up that 1284 01:04:52,192 --> 01:04:53,436 I didn't notice his jock buddies 1285 01:04:53,460 --> 01:04:55,929 were there cheering us on. 1286 01:04:59,232 --> 01:05:01,301 And after he was finished 1287 01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:05,238 this other guy tried to get in on me. 1288 01:05:11,478 --> 01:05:14,014 And I had to fight him off. 1289 01:05:15,281 --> 01:05:16,950 And I was crying. 1290 01:05:18,218 --> 01:05:19,328 I was trying to get my clothes on. 1291 01:05:19,352 --> 01:05:22,355 I was trying to get out of the house. 1292 01:05:26,092 --> 01:05:27,293 It was horrible. 1293 01:05:32,265 --> 01:05:36,970 And Gavin Riley acted like the whole thing was a joke. 1294 01:05:40,073 --> 01:05:41,083 He didn't defend me or anything. 1295 01:05:41,107 --> 01:05:42,107 He, 1296 01:05:44,244 --> 01:05:45,244 he laughed. 1297 01:05:51,284 --> 01:05:53,319 He totally disputes it at school the next day 1298 01:05:53,353 --> 01:05:55,622 and all these rumors started that 1299 01:05:55,655 --> 01:05:59,392 I did the whole wrestling team or whatever. 1300 01:06:04,431 --> 01:06:06,132 He ruined my life. 1301 01:06:08,635 --> 01:06:10,270 - Son of a bitch. 1302 01:06:12,572 --> 01:06:15,508 - Ever since then not only 1303 01:06:15,542 --> 01:06:18,111 have I not had a boyfriend, 1304 01:06:19,346 --> 01:06:21,548 I really don't have anybody. 1305 01:06:24,117 --> 01:06:25,118 Just sort of 1306 01:06:27,420 --> 01:06:28,420 shut down, 1307 01:06:30,123 --> 01:06:31,123 I guess. 1308 01:06:34,661 --> 01:06:35,661 - Evie, 1309 01:06:37,130 --> 01:06:38,131 Evie listen. 1310 01:06:41,134 --> 01:06:42,635 Not everybody in this world 1311 01:06:42,669 --> 01:06:45,438 is an asshole like Gavin Riley. 1312 01:06:51,411 --> 01:06:52,411 I'm not. 1313 01:06:56,449 --> 01:06:57,449 - I know. 1314 01:07:24,711 --> 01:07:27,313 Let's go slow, okay. 1315 01:07:27,347 --> 01:07:28,548 - This is great. 1316 01:07:50,437 --> 01:07:51,705 Eddie! 1317 01:07:51,738 --> 01:07:52,738 Breakfast! 1318 01:07:57,243 --> 01:08:01,247 Hey Mr. Sandman, get up, get up, get up, get up! 1319 01:08:03,650 --> 01:08:08,621 ♪ Ooh 1320 01:08:08,655 --> 01:08:10,523 ♪ Ooh 1321 01:08:18,264 --> 01:08:19,766 Hey, Gilman! 1322 01:08:21,534 --> 01:08:23,703 - You need a life. 1323 01:08:23,737 --> 01:08:26,239 - Yo Gonzo, is it true? 1324 01:08:26,272 --> 01:08:27,316 - Did you really do it, Gonzo? 1325 01:08:27,340 --> 01:08:28,340 - Do what? 1326 01:08:41,821 --> 01:08:43,323 What the hell? 1327 01:08:43,356 --> 01:08:44,391 - Listen up, Gonzo 1328 01:08:44,424 --> 01:08:47,527 Riley has proposed the following chain of events 1329 01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:49,329 that Errol bankrolled your paper, 1330 01:08:49,362 --> 01:08:50,773 and you broke into the school at night 1331 01:08:50,797 --> 01:08:53,533 and planted the rats and roaches in the kitchen. 1332 01:08:53,566 --> 01:08:56,670 The health inspectors came and closed down the cafeteria 1333 01:08:56,703 --> 01:08:59,673 necessitating the need for at off-campus dining, 1334 01:08:59,706 --> 01:09:01,775 thus saving Errol's business. 1335 01:09:01,808 --> 01:09:04,244 Riley claims that was your plan. 1336 01:09:04,277 --> 01:09:05,545 - That is ridiculous! 1337 01:09:05,578 --> 01:09:06,780 - Yeah, well, the thing is, 1338 01:09:06,813 --> 01:09:07,990 Riley has a pretty good slam on us. 1339 01:09:08,014 --> 01:09:11,551 He's even got surveillance photos in here and everything. 1340 01:09:11,584 --> 01:09:13,787 - Yeah, but these are from when we got the footage. 1341 01:09:13,820 --> 01:09:15,555 We didn't plant anything. 1342 01:09:15,588 --> 01:09:16,588 - No. 1343 01:09:18,291 --> 01:09:22,562 - He actually expects people to believe this? 1344 01:09:22,595 --> 01:09:24,631 You better be suspending Riley! 1345 01:09:24,664 --> 01:09:26,299 - Calm down, Mr. Gilman. 1346 01:09:26,332 --> 01:09:27,434 - Calm down. 1347 01:09:27,467 --> 01:09:29,369 I got in trouble for telling the truth. 1348 01:09:29,402 --> 01:09:30,837 This is nothing but lies. 1349 01:09:30,870 --> 01:09:34,407 Don't tell me he's gonna skate. 1350 01:09:34,441 --> 01:09:36,443 - There's gonna be a thorough investigation, 1351 01:09:36,476 --> 01:09:39,546 believe me and I don't answer to you. 1352 01:09:39,579 --> 01:09:41,357 - Well, I'm gonna do a little thorough investigation 1353 01:09:41,381 --> 01:09:42,782 of my own, if you don't mind. 1354 01:09:42,816 --> 01:09:43,817 - I do mind. 1355 01:09:45,785 --> 01:09:47,830 In fact, if you respond with another issue of your paper, 1356 01:09:47,854 --> 01:09:50,690 I'll kick you out of school. 1357 01:09:50,724 --> 01:09:53,226 You and all your sidekicks. 1358 01:09:54,427 --> 01:09:56,629 Consider yourselves warned. 1359 01:10:02,736 --> 01:10:06,439 - This article is bullshit and you know it. 1360 01:10:07,874 --> 01:10:09,409 - Prove it. 1361 01:10:09,442 --> 01:10:10,442 - Prove it? 1362 01:10:11,778 --> 01:10:13,680 I'm gonna destroy you. 1363 01:10:15,515 --> 01:10:18,385 - You better watch it, little guy. 1364 01:10:19,552 --> 01:10:22,355 I've got the goods on everybody. 1365 01:10:24,524 --> 01:10:25,558 Take it easy. 1366 01:10:34,734 --> 01:10:35,935 - What was that about? 1367 01:10:35,969 --> 01:10:37,470 - I don't know. 1368 01:10:38,905 --> 01:10:40,840 I don't wanna find out. 1369 01:10:41,808 --> 01:10:42,876 - I have a plan, guys. 1370 01:10:42,909 --> 01:10:43,743 I've been thinking about it all day. 1371 01:10:43,777 --> 01:10:45,812 We do what we have to do. 1372 01:10:45,845 --> 01:10:49,349 We have to interview those health inspectors. 1373 01:10:49,382 --> 01:10:51,351 Get the nurse's full records. 1374 01:10:51,384 --> 01:10:54,754 Do a background check on Continental Meats. 1375 01:10:55,689 --> 01:10:57,791 We gotta fight back. 1376 01:10:57,824 --> 01:11:00,527 Okay, so who wants to do what? 1377 01:11:02,796 --> 01:11:03,796 Anyone? 1378 01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:08,802 - We've all been talking a little bit. 1379 01:11:08,835 --> 01:11:09,936 - Behind my back? 1380 01:11:09,969 --> 01:11:11,571 - No man, c'mon. 1381 01:11:13,973 --> 01:11:17,544 We just don't think that we should do another issue. 1382 01:11:17,577 --> 01:11:18,511 - What? 1383 01:11:18,545 --> 01:11:20,613 - We've already taken this so much further 1384 01:11:20,647 --> 01:11:21,691 than we ever thought we could 1385 01:11:21,715 --> 01:11:23,717 and it's been awesome but... 1386 01:11:23,750 --> 01:11:25,685 - We cannot get expelled. 1387 01:11:25,719 --> 01:11:26,820 - Oh god. 1388 01:11:26,853 --> 01:11:29,622 Schneeman, nobody's getting expelled. 1389 01:11:29,656 --> 01:11:30,557 First amendment, man. 1390 01:11:30,590 --> 01:11:32,425 Roy's bluffing. 1391 01:11:32,459 --> 01:11:34,394 - I'm sorry, I can't risk it. 1392 01:11:34,427 --> 01:11:37,430 I've worked my whole life to get into Princeton. 1393 01:11:37,464 --> 01:11:39,966 - My parents will have a shit fit. 1394 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,402 - This might blow your minds guys 1395 01:11:42,435 --> 01:11:44,838 but some things are more important than college. 1396 01:11:44,871 --> 01:11:46,740 Riley's story is bullshit! 1397 01:11:46,773 --> 01:11:47,841 - Yeah. 1398 01:11:47,874 --> 01:11:49,642 - You're over-reacting. 1399 01:11:49,676 --> 01:11:53,580 Okay, just put something on the website, like, 1400 01:11:54,647 --> 01:11:57,484 "Anyone can make allegations without a shred of proof. 1401 01:11:57,517 --> 01:11:59,486 "We stand by our story 100%." 1402 01:11:59,519 --> 01:12:00,420 You know? 1403 01:12:00,453 --> 01:12:01,488 Stand strong. 1404 01:12:05,759 --> 01:12:10,430 - You guys just aren't seeing the bigger picture here. 1405 01:12:10,463 --> 01:12:14,000 Gonzo Gilman isn't just your friend anymore. 1406 01:12:14,034 --> 01:12:14,834 Okay? 1407 01:12:14,868 --> 01:12:15,802 He's a public figure. 1408 01:12:15,835 --> 01:12:19,506 He's a public figure that stands for truth, 1409 01:12:19,539 --> 01:12:21,841 and justice, and freedom. 1410 01:12:21,875 --> 01:12:23,943 And that is why if we don't prove 1411 01:12:23,977 --> 01:12:28,581 that everything in that article is an outright lie, 1412 01:12:28,615 --> 01:12:31,651 and the man who wrote them is a liar, 1413 01:12:32,552 --> 01:12:33,787 my name is dirt! 1414 01:12:34,954 --> 01:12:38,491 And everything we've done together is dirt! 1415 01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:43,763 We need one more issue, come on! 1416 01:12:49,703 --> 01:12:52,505 One little hit and you all fold. 1417 01:12:54,074 --> 01:12:56,076 I mean, what's wrong with all of you? 1418 01:12:56,109 --> 01:12:58,578 - Well, this talking in the third person 1419 01:12:58,611 --> 01:13:01,448 business is kinda creepy for one. 1420 01:13:03,817 --> 01:13:04,817 - Gonzo, 1421 01:13:07,787 --> 01:13:10,523 all you have to do is graduate 1422 01:13:10,557 --> 01:13:13,693 and you get to go to your dream school. 1423 01:13:13,727 --> 01:13:17,097 Are you really gonna let Riley ruin that? 1424 01:13:17,130 --> 01:13:18,932 Then he really wins. 1425 01:13:19,966 --> 01:13:21,968 You need to let this go. 1426 01:13:23,636 --> 01:13:25,105 - Remember history. 1427 01:13:25,138 --> 01:13:27,774 If Napoleon had stopped at Austerlitz, 1428 01:13:27,807 --> 01:13:30,810 he never would've had his Waterloo. 1429 01:13:30,844 --> 01:13:31,844 - Jesus! 1430 01:13:34,948 --> 01:13:37,517 You're just scared of Riley. 1431 01:13:38,551 --> 01:13:39,586 That's what this is. 1432 01:13:39,619 --> 01:13:40,620 You know it. 1433 01:13:45,025 --> 01:13:47,827 - So I got about eight pounds of it. 1434 01:13:47,861 --> 01:13:48,695 - So we're gonna eat it 1435 01:13:48,728 --> 01:13:50,864 for the next seven months. 1436 01:13:51,898 --> 01:13:52,932 What's wrong? 1437 01:13:52,966 --> 01:13:56,569 - Nobody cares about the truth, dad! 1438 01:13:56,603 --> 01:13:57,704 - What? 1439 01:13:57,737 --> 01:13:59,539 Why didn't you tell me that? 1440 01:13:59,572 --> 01:14:00,807 Eddie! 1441 01:14:04,010 --> 01:14:05,845 Eddie, open the door. 1442 01:14:25,198 --> 01:14:27,701 ♪ Mirror mirror 1443 01:14:27,734 --> 01:14:29,869 ♪ On the wall 1444 01:14:29,903 --> 01:14:34,174 ♪ Who's the greatest of them all ♪ 1445 01:14:34,207 --> 01:14:36,609 ♪ My name Mohammed 1446 01:14:36,643 --> 01:14:38,778 ♪ Bore Jesus too 1447 01:14:38,812 --> 01:14:42,115 ♪ Who's Mathia be good for you 1448 01:14:42,148 --> 01:14:44,617 ♪ 'Cause I came 1449 01:14:44,651 --> 01:14:45,685 ♪ And I saw 1450 01:14:45,719 --> 01:14:47,029 Would you like to try the capon, sir? 1451 01:14:47,053 --> 01:14:48,755 - Looks delicious. 1452 01:14:50,924 --> 01:14:53,893 - Now that's what I call spread, Gav. 1453 01:14:53,927 --> 01:14:54,761 Fresh capon? 1454 01:14:54,794 --> 01:14:55,794 - Yeah. 1455 01:15:02,102 --> 01:15:03,737 - Belgian endive? 1456 01:15:11,911 --> 01:15:14,681 - Okay folks, let's settle down. 1457 01:15:16,049 --> 01:15:18,018 We're gonna get started. 1458 01:15:18,051 --> 01:15:19,052 Let's quiet down, folks. 1459 01:15:19,085 --> 01:15:20,920 Let's sit down. 1460 01:15:20,954 --> 01:15:23,156 - What fresh hell is this? 1461 01:15:23,189 --> 01:15:26,960 - Today is a very proud day at Parker Prep. 1462 01:15:28,094 --> 01:15:31,664 Our own Gavin Riley has won the Van Buren Prize. 1463 01:15:31,698 --> 01:15:34,067 The most prestigious history award in the country. 1464 01:15:37,971 --> 01:15:41,641 And it's for his paper The History of Torture 1465 01:15:41,675 --> 01:15:45,011 Tactics and Psychological Warfare. 1466 01:15:45,045 --> 01:15:48,848 - Torture tactics and psychological warfare? 1467 01:15:48,882 --> 01:15:51,918 - Incredibly, Gavin is the third 1468 01:15:51,951 --> 01:15:54,788 member of the Riley family to win this award. 1469 01:15:54,821 --> 01:15:57,190 And his brothers, Shawn and Marcus, are with us today. 1470 01:15:57,223 --> 01:15:58,725 Come on up, guys. 1471 01:15:58,758 --> 01:15:59,926 They're passing the torch. 1472 01:15:59,959 --> 01:16:01,199 Let me see if I got this right. 1473 01:16:01,227 --> 01:16:02,962 Shaun is at Dartmouth? 1474 01:16:02,996 --> 01:16:03,897 - Yup. 1475 01:16:03,930 --> 01:16:05,131 - Yes, and Marcus is at Yale. 1476 01:16:05,165 --> 01:16:07,934 And Gavin, you wanna tell us where you're going next year? 1477 01:16:07,967 --> 01:16:08,835 - Stanford. 1478 01:16:08,868 --> 01:16:09,502 Early decision. 1479 01:16:09,536 --> 01:16:11,071 - Stanford, how 'bout that? 1480 01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:18,211 Mr. and Mrs. Riley should write a book. 1481 01:16:18,244 --> 01:16:22,015 Gavin Riley, why don't you say a few words, please. 1482 01:16:22,048 --> 01:16:22,916 Congratulations. 1483 01:16:22,949 --> 01:16:23,817 - Thank you. 1484 01:16:23,850 --> 01:16:24,850 Thanks. 1485 01:16:29,923 --> 01:16:31,891 I just want to say that 1486 01:16:34,027 --> 01:16:37,797 standing on this stage with my two brothers, 1487 01:16:40,133 --> 01:16:43,136 it's the proudest moment of my life. 1488 01:16:44,771 --> 01:16:45,772 - Schneeman! 1489 01:16:47,007 --> 01:16:48,775 Are you gonna tell me what's going on, man? 1490 01:16:48,808 --> 01:16:50,076 - What do you mean? 1491 01:16:50,110 --> 01:16:52,178 - Psychological Warfare? 1492 01:16:52,212 --> 01:16:53,713 The history of torture tactics. 1493 01:16:53,747 --> 01:16:54,790 Those are your twin passions. 1494 01:16:54,814 --> 01:16:58,151 You were gonna write your Van Buren paper on that. 1495 01:16:58,184 --> 01:17:00,887 - Riley just had the same idea. 1496 01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:05,859 - Schneeman, we have been through too much together. 1497 01:17:05,892 --> 01:17:06,760 Okay, man. 1498 01:17:06,793 --> 01:17:07,894 Level with me. 1499 01:17:09,062 --> 01:17:11,865 Did you make some kind of deal with him? 1500 01:17:11,898 --> 01:17:14,334 - This is totally off the record. 1501 01:17:14,367 --> 01:17:16,903 You can't tell anyone, okay? 1502 01:17:16,936 --> 01:17:17,904 Promise. 1503 01:17:17,937 --> 01:17:19,139 Yeah. 1504 01:17:19,172 --> 01:17:20,383 - I gave him my paper in exchange 1505 01:17:20,407 --> 01:17:23,910 for protection from the bullies for the entire school year. 1506 01:17:23,943 --> 01:17:24,943 - What? 1507 01:17:25,512 --> 01:17:27,180 You've gotta be kidding me! 1508 01:17:27,213 --> 01:17:28,181 - It's true. 1509 01:17:28,214 --> 01:17:30,917 And honestly, I'd do it again in a heartbeat. 1510 01:17:30,950 --> 01:17:33,153 And I'm living fear-free for the first time, 1511 01:17:33,186 --> 01:17:34,954 floating on air! 1512 01:17:34,988 --> 01:17:38,158 It's like a terrible weight has been lifted. 1513 01:17:38,191 --> 01:17:40,060 - The onions on this guy! 1514 01:17:40,093 --> 01:17:41,133 I swear, sometimes - Gonzo! 1515 01:17:41,161 --> 01:17:42,962 - He thinks he's the master. - Gonzo. 1516 01:17:42,996 --> 01:17:44,798 Gonzo. 1517 01:17:45,999 --> 01:17:48,134 You can't tell anyone. 1518 01:17:48,168 --> 01:17:49,869 Please. 1519 01:17:49,903 --> 01:17:50,903 Please. 1520 01:18:13,126 --> 01:18:13,927 - Remember when you found out 1521 01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:16,396 that Santa Claus didn't really exist? 1522 01:18:16,429 --> 01:18:18,832 That your father was really the tooth fairy 1523 01:18:18,865 --> 01:18:20,967 or that Barry Bonds didn't get 1524 01:18:21,001 --> 01:18:24,070 his muscles from eating spinach? 1525 01:18:24,104 --> 01:18:26,840 Well, my friends, today, sadly, 1526 01:18:28,842 --> 01:18:30,977 another idol must fall. 1527 01:18:33,947 --> 01:18:34,981 Holy shit. 1528 01:18:35,015 --> 01:18:37,917 Gonzo has completely lost his mind. 1529 01:18:37,951 --> 01:18:40,387 - King, Gandhi or Parks I sort of understand 1530 01:18:40,420 --> 01:18:44,424 but Patrick Henry has no historical relevance whatsoever. 1531 01:18:44,457 --> 01:18:48,194 - Schneeman, you better look at this. 1532 01:18:48,228 --> 01:18:51,131 Scott Marshall Schneeman had enough. 1533 01:18:51,164 --> 01:18:53,933 Enough of the teasing, of the beatings, 1534 01:18:53,967 --> 01:18:57,237 of the humiliations he had to suffer his entire life. 1535 01:18:57,270 --> 01:18:59,372 So, when Gavin Riley came 1536 01:18:59,406 --> 01:19:01,941 to him with a nefarious proposal, 1537 01:19:01,975 --> 01:19:05,245 that would make his troubles magically disappear, 1538 01:19:05,278 --> 01:19:08,848 Schneeman was more than ready to listen. 1539 01:19:11,184 --> 01:19:13,119 - This is bad. 1540 01:19:13,153 --> 01:19:14,153 So bad. 1541 01:19:17,090 --> 01:19:18,434 A pretty Parker Prep student, 1542 01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:19,498 who shall remain nameless, 1543 01:19:19,526 --> 01:19:23,396 made the mistake of falling for Riley's charms. 1544 01:19:23,430 --> 01:19:25,398 Last year, he invited her to a party 1545 01:19:25,432 --> 01:19:29,369 and she accepted expecting a night of fun, 1546 01:19:29,402 --> 01:19:31,871 possibly even romance. 1547 01:19:31,905 --> 01:19:35,342 But what she experienced that night was a horror 1548 01:19:35,375 --> 01:19:37,177 that changed her life forever. 1549 01:19:46,486 --> 01:19:48,455 ♪ Lovely fingertips on my lips 1550 01:19:48,488 --> 01:19:49,489 ♪ I don't 1551 01:19:49,522 --> 01:19:50,599 All his academic records 1552 01:19:50,623 --> 01:19:53,893 should be called into question including his SATs. 1553 01:19:53,927 --> 01:19:55,471 He should probably be tested for steroids too 1554 01:19:55,495 --> 01:19:58,898 because he probably cheats at wrestling. 1555 01:19:58,932 --> 01:20:02,035 Gavin Riley is a total fraud, 1556 01:20:02,068 --> 01:20:04,971 academically, personally, morally. 1557 01:20:05,005 --> 01:20:09,075 He needs to be unmasked in every conceivable way. 1558 01:20:14,047 --> 01:20:16,049 ♪ Little hooks stuck on my back ♪ 1559 01:20:16,082 --> 01:20:21,087 ♪ 10 little tears that make their attack ♪ 1560 01:20:22,989 --> 01:20:26,159 ♪ Your fat cherry lips 1561 01:20:28,561 --> 01:20:31,531 - How could you do this to us? 1562 01:20:31,564 --> 01:20:34,401 - You turned out to be worse than Riley. 1563 01:20:34,434 --> 01:20:36,536 - You did this alone? 1564 01:20:36,569 --> 01:20:38,938 ♪ Your fat cherry lips 1565 01:20:38,972 --> 01:20:40,306 - In my office now. 1566 01:20:41,474 --> 01:20:43,943 You are suspended indefinitely 1567 01:20:43,977 --> 01:20:45,979 pending an expulsion hearing. 1568 01:20:46,012 --> 01:20:48,114 ♪ It's so fun to love someone 1569 01:20:48,148 --> 01:20:51,184 ♪ Just try try to get, get over it ♪ 1570 01:20:51,217 --> 01:20:52,085 Schneeman, I'm coming, man! 1571 01:20:52,118 --> 01:20:52,686 - No! No! 1572 01:20:52,719 --> 01:20:53,353 No, get away from me! 1573 01:20:53,386 --> 01:20:54,120 Get away! 1574 01:20:54,154 --> 01:20:54,688 Get away from me! 1575 01:20:54,721 --> 01:20:57,257 You broke your promise. 1576 01:20:57,290 --> 01:20:59,135 I'd rather stay up here a week than be helped by you. 1577 01:20:59,159 --> 01:20:59,926 Leave! 1578 01:20:59,959 --> 01:21:00,527 You're not my friend! 1579 01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:01,327 Leave! 1580 01:21:01,361 --> 01:21:02,328 Why are you still here? 1581 01:21:02,362 --> 01:21:03,229 Leave! 1582 01:21:03,263 --> 01:21:04,130 Leave! 1583 01:21:04,164 --> 01:21:05,031 Go! 1584 01:21:05,065 --> 01:21:08,401 Go! ♪ Cherry lips 1585 01:21:08,435 --> 01:21:09,369 - Good for you, Schneeman. 1586 01:21:09,402 --> 01:21:11,204 Good for you man. 1587 01:21:11,237 --> 01:21:13,173 - Evie, thank God. 1588 01:21:13,206 --> 01:21:15,508 I've been calling you all day. 1589 01:21:15,542 --> 01:21:18,044 You're not gonna believe the day I'm having. 1590 01:21:18,078 --> 01:21:19,245 Fuck off! 1591 01:21:19,279 --> 01:21:20,180 - What? 1592 01:21:20,213 --> 01:21:21,314 What's wrong? 1593 01:21:21,348 --> 01:21:24,918 Look at the website, asshole! 1594 01:21:33,193 --> 01:21:35,295 - Did Riley post this? 1595 01:21:35,328 --> 01:21:36,539 I told you to leave him alone 1596 01:21:36,563 --> 01:21:38,398 but you wouldn't listen. 1597 01:21:38,431 --> 01:21:40,300 - Okay but, we can take this, 1598 01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:41,001 we can take this out. 1599 01:21:41,034 --> 01:21:41,634 We can delete it from the site. 1600 01:21:41,668 --> 01:21:44,204 We're the administrators. 1601 01:21:44,237 --> 01:21:47,173 It's all over YouTube! 1602 01:21:50,343 --> 01:21:51,478 Evie. 1603 01:21:52,412 --> 01:21:53,412 Fuck! 1604 01:22:09,329 --> 01:22:10,497 - One time! 1605 01:22:10,530 --> 01:22:11,731 One time! 1606 01:22:11,765 --> 01:22:15,535 I cheated and you had to bust me like that? 1607 01:22:15,568 --> 01:22:18,071 They're gonna take away my prize. 1608 01:22:18,104 --> 01:22:20,440 Stanford is gonna review my transcript. 1609 01:22:20,473 --> 01:22:22,475 You fucked up everything! 1610 01:22:22,509 --> 01:22:23,653 - You shouldn't have done it man. 1611 01:22:23,677 --> 01:22:25,612 - You are nothing. 1612 01:22:25,645 --> 01:22:26,645 Nothing! 1613 01:22:28,081 --> 01:22:30,116 Nobody cares what you do. 1614 01:22:30,650 --> 01:22:32,018 My family... 1615 01:22:34,220 --> 01:22:35,321 I have to win. 1616 01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:43,496 You have no idea how much fucking pressure I'm under! 1617 01:22:43,530 --> 01:22:45,331 - How could you do that to Evie? 1618 01:22:45,365 --> 01:22:46,633 - You did it to her, Gilman! 1619 01:22:53,606 --> 01:22:56,109 - Hey, I just missed you at the hospital. 1620 01:22:56,142 --> 01:22:57,243 My phone was off. 1621 01:22:57,277 --> 01:22:58,044 Is he alright? 1622 01:22:58,078 --> 01:22:59,245 - He's gonna be fine. 1623 01:22:59,279 --> 01:23:03,083 He had to get a few stitches, but he's gonna be alright. 1624 01:23:03,116 --> 01:23:04,116 - You okay? 1625 01:23:09,322 --> 01:23:11,157 You were right. 1626 01:23:11,191 --> 01:23:13,259 This is a total disaster. 1627 01:23:14,294 --> 01:23:17,397 I can't believe he might not graduate. 1628 01:23:18,465 --> 01:23:21,167 I just get so caught up, babe. 1629 01:23:23,336 --> 01:23:26,639 I just want Eddie to have an interesting life. 1630 01:23:26,673 --> 01:23:29,042 And try for great things. 1631 01:23:31,578 --> 01:23:34,314 Everything shouldn't be about pressure 1632 01:23:34,347 --> 01:23:36,383 and stress and tests. 1633 01:23:36,416 --> 01:23:37,517 - I know. 1634 01:23:37,550 --> 01:23:41,154 I know, I know, I tend to forget that. 1635 01:23:41,187 --> 01:23:44,424 You're not the only one who gets carried away. 1636 01:23:44,457 --> 01:23:45,457 - Jesus. 1637 01:23:51,765 --> 01:23:52,765 Eddie? 1638 01:23:57,704 --> 01:23:58,704 Eddie. 1639 01:24:02,475 --> 01:24:03,475 Jesus. 1640 01:24:06,579 --> 01:24:07,579 Let me see. 1641 01:24:14,254 --> 01:24:16,489 Wanna tell me what happened? 1642 01:24:19,392 --> 01:24:21,227 - I messed up so bad. 1643 01:24:25,265 --> 01:24:27,500 I hurt everyone I care about. 1644 01:24:30,403 --> 01:24:33,106 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 1645 01:24:35,642 --> 01:24:36,576 - Sometimes you just have to look 1646 01:24:36,609 --> 01:24:40,513 the world in the eye and say you're sorry. 1647 01:24:46,753 --> 01:24:49,322 - You mean like throw myself 1648 01:24:50,390 --> 01:24:53,626 at the mercy of the courts type of deal? 1649 01:24:54,561 --> 01:24:57,130 - And pray they forgive you. 1650 01:24:58,231 --> 01:25:01,534 I've had a little practice of that myself. 1651 01:25:02,535 --> 01:25:03,535 - Yeah. 1652 01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:08,641 - You need anything? 1653 01:25:08,675 --> 01:25:09,676 - I'm fine. 1654 01:25:15,415 --> 01:25:16,316 - I'm deeply sorry that I did 1655 01:25:16,349 --> 01:25:18,818 not live up to what was expected of me. 1656 01:25:18,852 --> 01:25:21,287 To every New Yorker and to all those who 1657 01:25:21,321 --> 01:25:24,290 believed in what I tried to stand for, 1658 01:25:24,324 --> 01:25:26,226 I sincerely apologize. 1659 01:25:26,826 --> 01:25:28,495 - Indeed, I did have a relationship with 1660 01:25:28,528 --> 01:25:31,731 Ms. Lewinsky that was not appropriate. 1661 01:25:31,765 --> 01:25:34,634 Now this matter is between me, my wife, 1662 01:25:34,668 --> 01:25:37,337 and our daughter, and our God. 1663 01:25:38,738 --> 01:25:41,241 I must put it right. 1664 01:25:41,274 --> 01:25:45,512 And I am prepared to do whatever it takes to do so. 1665 01:25:45,545 --> 01:25:48,581 - I have sinned against you, my Lord. 1666 01:25:50,517 --> 01:25:53,720 And I would ask that Your precious blood 1667 01:25:57,557 --> 01:25:59,459 would wash and cleanse 1668 01:26:01,728 --> 01:26:02,729 every stain. 1669 01:26:04,731 --> 01:26:07,467 ♪ It's a shame 1670 01:26:13,740 --> 01:26:15,675 - In the past week, 1671 01:26:15,709 --> 01:26:18,345 I ruined my chance to go to college, 1672 01:26:18,378 --> 01:26:20,280 I lost all my friends. 1673 01:26:20,847 --> 01:26:21,957 The one girl I ever cared about 1674 01:26:21,981 --> 01:26:25,318 will probably never talk to me again. 1675 01:26:25,352 --> 01:26:27,620 I also got my face kicked in. 1676 01:26:29,456 --> 01:26:31,825 But after everything I've done, 1677 01:26:35,328 --> 01:26:37,330 I probably got off easy. 1678 01:26:39,799 --> 01:26:41,534 You believed in me, 1679 01:26:42,635 --> 01:26:44,537 and I betrayed you all. 1680 01:26:46,439 --> 01:26:47,807 To the Gonzo staff, 1681 01:26:48,875 --> 01:26:50,243 Rob, Ming Na. 1682 01:26:52,879 --> 01:26:56,616 I'm sorry I let my stupid egotistical war 1683 01:26:56,649 --> 01:27:01,654 get in the way of the beautiful thing we built together. 1684 01:27:02,355 --> 01:27:04,524 Scott Marshall Schneeman, 1685 01:27:04,557 --> 01:27:07,894 you told me something in confidence, man, 1686 01:27:07,927 --> 01:27:09,662 and I sold you out. 1687 01:27:11,831 --> 01:27:15,368 I hope you can forgive me but if you can't, 1688 01:27:19,439 --> 01:27:20,540 hey, I get it. 1689 01:27:25,578 --> 01:27:27,847 To the unnamed girl, 1690 01:27:27,881 --> 01:27:31,618 the last thing I wanted to do was hurt you. 1691 01:27:33,687 --> 01:27:34,921 I've never felt this bad about 1692 01:27:34,954 --> 01:27:37,490 anything before in my life. 1693 01:27:39,559 --> 01:27:42,662 But that probably doesn't help you much. 1694 01:27:42,696 --> 01:27:44,364 I'll do anything. 1695 01:27:44,964 --> 01:27:47,701 I'll accept any form of punishment, 1696 01:27:47,734 --> 01:27:49,703 the crueler the better. 1697 01:27:50,804 --> 01:27:53,373 Just give me another chance. 1698 01:28:10,590 --> 01:28:15,595 ♪ Elevate us straight into my skull ♪ 1699 01:28:17,897 --> 01:28:19,933 ♪ The escalator 1700 01:28:19,966 --> 01:28:25,338 ♪ Rises as it falls 1701 01:28:26,006 --> 01:28:29,576 ♪ I swear a jet is crashing 1702 01:28:29,609 --> 01:28:33,713 ♪ In my mind 1703 01:28:33,747 --> 01:28:35,448 ♪ You can hold on 1704 01:28:35,482 --> 01:28:40,487 ♪ But I wouldn't waste your time ♪ 1705 01:28:41,921 --> 01:28:45,625 ♪ Farewell my 1706 01:28:45,658 --> 01:28:49,929 ♪ Black balloon 1707 01:28:49,963 --> 01:28:53,600 ♪ Farewell my 1708 01:28:53,633 --> 01:28:58,638 ♪ Black balloon 1709 01:29:02,842 --> 01:29:06,946 ♪ I stood in the thousand streets ♪ 1710 01:29:08,048 --> 01:29:09,582 - Hey. 1711 01:29:09,616 --> 01:29:12,018 I heard they let you back in. 1712 01:29:12,052 --> 01:29:13,820 - Yeah, my mom sweet-talked 1713 01:29:13,853 --> 01:29:17,524 Principal Roy at that hearing pretty hard. 1714 01:29:18,925 --> 01:29:20,593 There's no more Gonzo. 1715 01:29:20,627 --> 01:29:22,495 That's for sure. 1716 01:29:22,529 --> 01:29:24,030 - We wanna start up again next year. 1717 01:29:24,064 --> 01:29:25,765 - If that's okay with you. 1718 01:29:25,799 --> 01:29:27,500 - Yeah, and we'll do it all online. 1719 01:29:27,534 --> 01:29:29,636 There are no principals in cyberspace. 1720 01:29:29,669 --> 01:29:31,037 - We feel it's our duty, Gonzo. 1721 01:29:31,071 --> 01:29:32,972 The voice of the underdog must be heard. 1722 01:29:33,006 --> 01:29:35,041 Power to the people. 1723 01:29:35,075 --> 01:29:37,777 - Power to the people. 1724 01:29:37,811 --> 01:29:38,811 Yeah. 1725 01:29:41,014 --> 01:29:42,782 Riley been around? 1726 01:29:42,816 --> 01:29:44,050 - Hasn't shown his face. 1727 01:29:44,084 --> 01:29:45,685 - What a pussy. 1728 01:29:46,786 --> 01:29:50,590 He should take his lumps like a man. 1729 01:30:15,648 --> 01:30:18,651 ♪ Nobody knows where you go 1730 01:30:18,685 --> 01:30:19,219 - Evie! 1731 01:30:19,252 --> 01:30:21,788 ♪ After school 1732 01:30:21,821 --> 01:30:25,058 ♪ All the cruel cruel things 1733 01:30:25,091 --> 01:30:30,463 ♪ You do with friends 1734 01:30:30,630 --> 01:30:33,633 ♪ How will you keep 1735 01:30:47,681 --> 01:30:49,616 - Thanks for seeing me. 1736 01:30:51,985 --> 01:30:52,652 I just... 1737 01:30:52,686 --> 01:30:55,822 - Don't tell me you're sorry. 1738 01:30:55,855 --> 01:30:57,624 I know you're sorry. 1739 01:30:58,825 --> 01:31:01,961 And don't think your little video meant anything. 1740 01:31:01,995 --> 01:31:04,964 It was just another Gonzo Gilman Production. 1741 01:31:04,998 --> 01:31:06,099 All about you. 1742 01:31:09,636 --> 01:31:11,871 - Then what am I doing here? 1743 01:31:14,674 --> 01:31:16,676 - Let's talk in the car. 1744 01:31:36,930 --> 01:31:39,599 After I saw that clip of me naked at the party, 1745 01:31:39,632 --> 01:31:42,702 I swore I'll never talk to you again. 1746 01:31:44,938 --> 01:31:46,039 I turned off all my lights. 1747 01:31:46,072 --> 01:31:49,042 Put on some really depressing music. 1748 01:31:49,075 --> 01:31:49,843 Got under my covers. 1749 01:31:49,876 --> 01:31:53,546 I was ready to say screw the world. 1750 01:31:54,214 --> 01:31:55,949 Shut everybody out. 1751 01:31:58,718 --> 01:32:02,088 Somehow it didn't feel right this time. 1752 01:32:02,122 --> 01:32:03,122 - What? 1753 01:32:04,724 --> 01:32:06,559 - Playing the victim. 1754 01:32:07,927 --> 01:32:10,130 It wasn't me anymore. 1755 01:32:10,163 --> 01:32:12,799 I know how to fight back now. 1756 01:32:14,834 --> 01:32:15,935 No matter what 1757 01:32:16,870 --> 01:32:17,870 asshole, 1758 01:32:19,005 --> 01:32:20,005 asshole 1759 01:32:21,975 --> 01:32:23,109 thing you did, 1760 01:32:25,011 --> 01:32:26,680 you gave me that. 1761 01:32:28,848 --> 01:32:30,583 You and your paper. 1762 01:32:32,852 --> 01:32:33,887 That was big. 1763 01:32:35,055 --> 01:32:38,258 - So what are you saying, Evie? 1764 01:32:38,291 --> 01:32:40,960 I mean, are we friends again? 1765 01:32:40,994 --> 01:32:42,996 Can we be friends again? 1766 01:32:44,264 --> 01:32:45,965 - Can I trust you? 1767 01:32:49,002 --> 01:32:50,136 I mean really, 1768 01:32:53,006 --> 01:32:54,607 really trust you? 1769 01:32:58,812 --> 01:33:01,214 - My heart broke for you, Evie. 1770 01:33:03,817 --> 01:33:05,018 - I know it did. 1771 01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:08,621 - I learned my lesson. 1772 01:33:26,940 --> 01:33:28,641 - What's so funny? 1773 01:33:30,143 --> 01:33:32,645 - I'm just really relieved. 1774 01:33:33,780 --> 01:33:35,749 This has been killing me. 1775 01:33:35,782 --> 01:33:38,852 - Don't get so ahead of yourself. 1776 01:33:38,885 --> 01:33:41,187 You still need to be punished. 1777 01:33:43,189 --> 01:33:46,860 Let's just say you better watch your back. 1778 01:33:47,961 --> 01:33:51,064 - Okay, I think I can live with that. 1779 01:33:58,071 --> 01:34:00,040 - Do you want to get some food? 1780 01:34:00,073 --> 01:34:01,107 - Yeah. 1781 01:34:01,141 --> 01:34:05,912 Yeah, we should probably throw Errol some business. 1782 01:34:10,850 --> 01:34:14,187 - So, what's the deal with this car? 1783 01:34:14,220 --> 01:34:18,058 That is a whole other story. 1784 01:34:18,091 --> 01:34:21,861 ♪ Just walk away and cry 1785 01:34:21,895 --> 01:34:25,965 ♪ 'Cause so long 1786 01:34:25,999 --> 01:34:28,335 ♪ The holidays we spent 1787 01:34:28,368 --> 01:34:32,005 Did Riley post or Evie? 1788 01:34:32,038 --> 01:34:33,940 No, but I did. 1789 01:34:35,909 --> 01:34:38,945 You have to scroll down a little bit more. 1790 01:34:38,978 --> 01:34:40,022 Bingo, there we go. 1791 01:34:40,046 --> 01:34:41,348 - Oh no, Rob! 1792 01:34:41,381 --> 01:34:42,515 Not the sex tape 1793 01:34:42,549 --> 01:34:46,786 - Yup, I posted the tape of me having sex with women. 1794 01:34:46,820 --> 01:34:47,821 Press play. 1795 01:34:47,854 --> 01:34:49,065 I really don't want to. 1796 01:34:49,089 --> 01:34:50,089 - Push play 1797 01:34:51,424 --> 01:34:54,361 and you will see me communicating 1798 01:34:54,394 --> 01:34:55,394 with God, 1799 01:34:56,896 --> 01:34:57,931 with my body. 1800 01:35:01,401 --> 01:35:02,401 - Okay. 1801 01:35:03,370 --> 01:35:06,106 ♪ Woo 1802 01:35:06,139 --> 01:35:09,275 ♪ Well yeah yeah - See this? 1803 01:35:09,309 --> 01:35:10,944 This is my truth. 1804 01:35:13,880 --> 01:35:18,084 Isn't that what Gonzo was supposed to be all about? 1805 01:35:18,118 --> 01:35:19,019 - Okay, don't touch me, dude. 1806 01:35:19,052 --> 01:35:20,120 - That's fine. 1807 01:35:20,153 --> 01:35:24,024 Watch the rest of it 'cause the end is really good. 1808 01:35:39,439 --> 01:35:43,009 ♪ Well I light the fire 1809 01:35:43,043 --> 01:35:45,378 ♪ And tear it apart 1810 01:35:45,412 --> 01:35:48,982 ♪ 'Cause we hate hate the world ♪ 1811 01:35:49,015 --> 01:35:52,385 ♪ And we don't wanna stop 1812 01:35:52,419 --> 01:35:55,955 ♪ We've got time to refuse 1813 01:35:55,989 --> 01:36:00,894 ♪ And there's more more to us 1814 01:36:00,927 --> 01:36:01,928 ♪ Oh 1815 01:36:01,961 --> 01:36:05,165 ♪ Oh let us be 1816 01:36:05,198 --> 01:36:08,902 ♪ Oh let us die 1817 01:36:08,935 --> 01:36:10,904 ♪ There's a party now 1818 01:36:10,937 --> 01:36:12,172 ♪ In the part of town 1819 01:36:12,205 --> 01:36:15,909 ♪ Where the kids all meet 1820 01:36:29,389 --> 01:36:32,392 ♪ Change change it all 1821 01:36:32,425 --> 01:36:35,395 ♪ 'Cause I'm getting bored 1822 01:36:35,428 --> 01:36:36,296 ♪ And let's 1823 01:36:36,329 --> 01:36:39,366 ♪ Burn down the wall 1824 01:36:39,399 --> 01:36:42,202 ♪ We need me some more 1825 01:36:42,235 --> 01:36:45,338 ♪ And we'll lose lose our heads ♪ 1826 01:36:45,372 --> 01:36:49,009 ♪ And we'll lose track of time 1827 01:36:49,042 --> 01:36:52,312 ♪ 'Cause we, we need some thrills ♪ 1828 01:36:52,345 --> 01:36:55,949 ♪ And they're so hard to find 1829 01:36:55,982 --> 01:36:57,450 ♪ Go find 1830 01:36:57,484 --> 01:36:58,218 ♪ Go 1831 01:36:58,251 --> 01:37:00,353 ♪ Oh let us be 1832 01:37:00,387 --> 01:37:01,955 ♪ Oh oh oh 1833 01:37:01,988 --> 01:37:03,356 ♪ Oh let us die 1834 01:37:03,390 --> 01:37:05,225 ♪ Oh oh oh 1835 01:37:05,258 --> 01:37:07,127 ♪ There's a party now 1836 01:37:07,160 --> 01:37:08,495 ♪ In the part of town 1837 01:37:08,528 --> 01:37:10,363 ♪ Where the kids all meet 1838 01:37:10,397 --> 01:37:12,098 ♪ Oh oh oh 1839 01:37:12,132 --> 01:37:13,500 ♪ Oh let us be 1840 01:37:13,533 --> 01:37:15,368 ♪ Oh oh oh 1841 01:37:15,402 --> 01:37:17,237 ♪ Oh let us die 1842 01:37:17,270 --> 01:37:19,039 ♪ Oh oh oh 1843 01:37:19,072 --> 01:37:20,507 ♪ Give us all a nod 1844 01:37:20,540 --> 01:37:22,375 ♪ That it's on the run 1845 01:37:22,409 --> 01:37:24,177 ♪ That's who we wanna be 1846 01:37:24,210 --> 01:37:25,445 ♪ Oh oh oh 1847 01:37:48,435 --> 01:37:51,404 ♪ Oh let us be 1848 01:37:51,438 --> 01:37:55,008 ♪ Oh let us be 1849 01:37:55,041 --> 01:37:58,244 ♪ Oh let us be 1850 01:37:58,278 --> 01:38:01,981 ♪ Oh let us be 1851 01:38:02,015 --> 01:38:03,316 ♪ Oh let us be 1852 01:38:03,350 --> 01:38:05,185 ♪ Oh oh oh 1853 01:38:05,218 --> 01:38:07,020 ♪ Oh let us die 1854 01:38:07,053 --> 01:38:08,521 ♪ Oh oh oh 1855 01:38:08,555 --> 01:38:10,357 ♪ There's a party now 1856 01:38:10,390 --> 01:38:12,092 ♪ In the part of town 1857 01:38:12,125 --> 01:38:14,027 ♪ Where the kids all meet 1858 01:38:14,060 --> 01:38:15,428 ♪ Oh oh oh 1859 01:38:15,462 --> 01:38:17,197 ♪ Oh let us be 1860 01:38:17,230 --> 01:38:18,598 ♪ Oh oh oh 1861 01:38:18,631 --> 01:38:20,500 ♪ Oh let us die 1862 01:38:20,533 --> 01:38:22,302 ♪ Oh oh oh 1863 01:38:22,335 --> 01:38:24,170 ♪ Give us all a nod 1864 01:38:24,204 --> 01:38:26,039 ♪ That it's on the run 1865 01:38:26,072 --> 01:38:27,440 ♪ That's where we wanna be 1866 01:38:27,474 --> 01:38:28,508 ♪ Oh oh oh 1867 01:38:28,541 --> 01:38:29,576 ♪ Oh be ♪ Oh oh oh 1868 01:38:29,609 --> 01:38:34,314 ♪ Oh be ♪ Oh oh oh 1869 01:38:35,305 --> 01:39:35,524 -== [ www.OpenSubtitles.com ] ==- 126591

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