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WOMAN:
Emerald, my kingdom for the emerald
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For the Topkapi emerald,
oh, hallelujah
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(WOMAN SCREAMS)
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(WOMAN SCREAMS)
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(WOMAN LAUGHING)
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It can be done.
That's the way it can be done.
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Oh! Oh, excuse me.
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I've just had a great idea.
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Something I've been looking for
a long time. A very long time.
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Josef, how many times have you
been in and out of the country?
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Many times, many times.
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I should say... Yes, 12 times.
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Ever had a problem at
the border, at customs?
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- Bah! They know me.
- Josef,
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you're going to be very rich.
Do you like that?
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I like that.
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It will be some time before
I see you again, Josef.
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I will wait for you.
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This is...
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You don't even know
who I am, or where I am.
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First, my name is not really Elizabeth
Lipp, but please call me that.
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It's convenient.
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And I am in Turkey...
in Istanbul... in the seraglio.
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This is where the old sultans lived.
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They had a lot of wives
and other treasures,
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so they made the palace
bigger and bigger.
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Like each of the buildings here,
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this little shack contains works
of art unique in the world.
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The entire seraglio is now a museum...
the fabulous Topkapi Museum.
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But... but there is one special room.
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That's why I'm here. I'll show you.
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Come in.
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This cradle... pearls, rubies,
and pure, solid gold.
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This is the famous
throne of Shah Ismael.
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No king or emperor ever sat
on a throne more precious.
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From every corner of the earth...
gifts made to the Turkish empire.
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But I would give you all of them...
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for just one dagger,
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encrusted with diamonds and emeralds.
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The four greatest emeralds
the world has ever known.
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Dazzling.
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Flawless.
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All four are priceless.
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But there is one that is perfection.
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It has life. It is warm.
It has nerves, senses...
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Oh, forgive me.
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A strange thing happens to me.
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Difficult to explain.
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All right.
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I'm going to have it.
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It's going to be mine.
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How?
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I didn't finish introducing myself.
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I am a thief.
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Honest.
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Excusez-moi, monsieur l'agent,
ou est l'Hôtel George V?
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Vous descendez les Champs Élysées
et vous prenez l'avenue George V.
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- Merci.
- A votre santé, monsieur.
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Merci, monsieur l'agent.
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Taxi!
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A gun is one thing,
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intelligence is another.
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Since I'm more afraid
of intelligence...
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Hôtel George V. Here.
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Up to your old tricks, Walter?
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Hello, Elizabeth.
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- What brings you here?
- That old magnetism. I was drawn to you.
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It took three years to get
that old magnetism to work.
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- How's the captain?
- Hm?
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My successor.
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It took three days for the
magnetism to wear off.
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Seriously?
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Seriously.
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- Cannibal.
- It's like Chinese food.
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One hour, and you're hungry again.
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- What do you want?
- TUTS: You.
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- Business? Pleasure?
- So many questions.
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Let's go and eat. I am hungry.
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- Where?
- My studio.
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- Still the same?
- Slight change.
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WALTER:
You've lost none of your skill.
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- Darling, you too.
- I was talking seriously.
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- I, too.
- You're never serious,
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except when it comes
to stealing emeralds.
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It's a living.
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Well?
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It's too tough.
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But I'll do it.
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- I knew you would.
- On one condition.
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- Granted.
- I pick the crew.
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- As always.
- Not as always.
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This time, with amateurs.
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- Amateurs?
- Only amateurs.
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- All right, I give up.
- TUTS: My favourite pupil.
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Sit down.
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Lesson one... the three
cardinal rules of theft.
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How Swiss you are. Eins, zwei, drei.
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You're right. Eins...
plan meticulously.
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- Zwei... execute...
- Cleanly.
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- Drei?
- Don't get caught before, during...
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Or after. That's right.
The Istanbul emeralds...
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the most protected jewels in
the world... have been stolen.
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Alarm system.
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Check Cedric Page, London.
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Cedric Page? What's that?
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You will meet him.
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Now, the emeralds are gone.
Policemen of the world unite.
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You're Scotland Yard, Turkish police...
what do you do?
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- What do I do?
- You eliminate the riffraff.
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Obviously, this is a class job.
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You dig out the dossiers on the
top professionals, the elite.
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How many are they? Not more
than half a dozen, and all known.
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But, there is no dossier
on Elizabeth Lipp...
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not even Elizavetta Lippmanova...
because you have been lucky.
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There's no dossier on Walter Harper...
not even Walter Haberlee...
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because I have been efficient.
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- What you would call "Swiss".
- Liebling.
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So there must be no police record
on anyone who works with us.
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Where do you find these
lily-white innocents?
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That's my job.
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What do you say?
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Amateurs?
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Amateurs.
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Ah.
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(SCREAMS)
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He has many children, Cedric Page?
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WALTER:
None. These are all his own toys.
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- Come, look at this parrot.
- I don't like parrots.
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This one isn't real.
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I'm beginning to wonder
if anything is real.
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ELIZABETH'S VOICE: I'm beginning
to wonder if anything is real.
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MAN: Well you may, dear lady.
Like the old faith healer of Deal
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who said, "Although pain isn't real,
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when I sit on a pin and
it punctures my skin,
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I dislike what I fancy I feel."
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I'm Cedric Page. How nice of you to
come, Walter, and to bring Miss Lipp.
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I see you've met my recording Polly.
Amusing, isn't she?
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Oh, very. I hope it won't
record all our conversations.
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Polly is the soul of discretion.
I never go anywhere without her.
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Well, shall we move into my den?
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We'll be more private in there.
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Come along, Miss Lipp.
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My newest toy.
It doesn't work with a ray.
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Just the smallest
change of temperature,
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the natural heat of the human body,
close enough to it does the trick.
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If you had a refrigerated
dress, it wouldn't work!
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Fortunately, I haven't. I very seldom
wear one, especially not in England.
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Make yourselves comfortable.
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The entertainment is charming.
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- Is it all for me?
- I'm a terrible show-off.
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But do let me offer you a drink.
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- No, thank you.
- How was your trip to Istanbul?
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Marvellous! Did you go on
the underground railway?
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It's the oldest in Europe.
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Did you bother to go to
the museum, Mr Page?
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Well, of course. That was the
whole idea, wasn't it? The alarm.
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I take my responsibilities in
this enterprise seriously,
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as I'm sure you do, Miss Lipp.
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Well, now, let's all go
into the museum, shall we?
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Here is the door, shall we say?
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And Walter... Walter is
the sultan... with the dagger.
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Miss Lipp?
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(PARADE MUSIC)
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It was you weight that did it,
on the Treasury floor.
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Perhaps I should have said,
"Even your weight".
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Try again, just one foot.
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(MUSIC)
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Well, just the toe.
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(MUSIC)
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It's all based on a
little chap down here.
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(MUSIC)
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This is a delicate strain gauge.
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There are hundreds of
them under the Treasury,
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each one connected
to the alarm system.
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They measure weight...
the smallest weight.
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Even a ping pong ball.
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(SCATTERED NOTES)
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That's our problem.
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Then all you have to do is to
find the switch and turn it off.
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It could be anywhere,
hidden in the walls or the ceiling,
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operated by remote control
a mile away or more.
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And how do you propose to get into
a museum without touching the floor?
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I wouldn't have to touch
the floor if I were a fly.
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It isn't how I see you, Mr Page.
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We have our human fly.
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And our human fly holder.
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- That's Giulio, that's Hans.
- And...
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(MUSIC STARTS)
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..we have a sucker!
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A sucker?
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Yes. You'll catch on.
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And we need another kind of sucker,
but him we'll find in the north of Greece.
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In Kavala, near the Turkish border.
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- Yianis, give me my money.
- Tomorrow.
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- Young one. No money. Nothing.
- And no groups aboard there?
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- Some English.
- English? Open that bag.
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Let's have the box. Come on.
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Where is it? Oh, ah, there we go.
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Yes, the English lay great
store by things like this.
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I hate to do it myself but,
c'est la vie!
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Well, wish me luck, Voula.
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Ah, Simpson!
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So that's Arthur Simpson.
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Arthur Simon Simpson...
historian, guide, and schmo.
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Morning. First time
in Kavala, no doubt.
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I'm Arthur Simpson,
archaeologist and historian.
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I dug this up many...
Look, it's still wet.
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This harbour's full of
historical connections.
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Brutus spent the night
here before Philippi,
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after that unpleasant business he had
with Shakespeare... Julius Caesar.
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Viens, chérie.
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Je parle Belgique...
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Ceramics, handmade by the
descendants of ancient heroes here.
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Ah, Reverend!
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My name is Simpson, sir.
Arthur Simpson.
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I'm Church of England myself.
It's a very religious place.
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Do you know St Paul passed through
here on his way to Samothrace?
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I do.
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You'd be surprised to know the
amount of people that don't, Bishop.
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Mack, want to see the nightlife of Kavala?
You want the belly dancers, stripteasers?
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You showed me Kavala
nightlife. Remember?
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- I'm not expensive...
- No.
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- (IN GREEK) Look work of art!
- I don't want any.
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- (IN GREEK) Only 10 drachma.
- Go to Hell!
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Nothing.
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- Do I look like a tourist?
- A hustler's dream.
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I like the touch of the parasol.
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- Genius!
- Come, sucker.
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- Genuine antique?
- Oh, madam has a very keen eye.
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No, it's an imitation, but of a period
about 1000 BC. But I've got other things.
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I'm Arthur Simpson, the uncrowned
king of Kavala nightlife.
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- I've got some Minoan cuff links...
- Thank you!
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I've got some Hellenistic
ones of the ninth dynasty...
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- Hey!
- What? You want me, sir?
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Come to the yacht club after lunch.
Might have a little job for you.
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Yes, sir.
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Hello, Voula. Voula my doll.
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I smell hard currency.
Take the plate.
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Off home now, girl, and iron the tie.
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- Ah, Simpson!
- Oh, yes, yes.
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I know, I know, I know.
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You wicked thing, you.
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Here comes the schmo.
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00:20:27,463 --> 00:20:30,549
I'm sorry I'm late. I ran into
an old friend... archaeologist.
245
00:20:30,550 --> 00:20:33,677
- We used to run an art publication.
- Simpson,
246
00:20:33,678 --> 00:20:36,263
- how'd you like to earn a fast buck?
- Sir?
247
00:20:36,264 --> 00:20:39,474
100 bucks, to be precise.
But if you are not interested...
248
00:20:39,475 --> 00:20:42,019
- I am, sir.
- You live here?
249
00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:44,980
Yes, well, while my own place
up there is being done up,
250
00:20:44,981 --> 00:20:48,483
I'm right down... right down there.
251
00:20:48,484 --> 00:20:50,986
You see that Lincoln?
252
00:20:52,238 --> 00:20:54,656
Don't see many of
them in Kavala, sir.
253
00:20:54,657 --> 00:20:58,076
It's been rented by a friend to
take to Turkey. He's going by sea.
254
00:20:58,077 --> 00:21:01,121
- Do you know Istanbul?
- Turkey, oh, yes. Istanbul, yes.
255
00:21:01,122 --> 00:21:06,418
Good. Here's what you will do. Take
the car to the Hilton Hotel, Istanbul.
256
00:21:06,419 --> 00:21:11,590
- Your papers and licence in order?
- Oh yes, Mr... Yes, sir.
257
00:21:11,591 --> 00:21:14,551
Here is the car key.
Leave it with the hotel porter.
258
00:21:14,552 --> 00:21:19,640
Tell him the car is for Mr Plimpton.
Got it? Plimp-ton. P-l-i-m-p...
259
00:21:19,641 --> 00:21:21,558
P-t-o-n. Tes.
260
00:21:21,559 --> 00:21:25,103
They'll want the papers at the border.
They're in the glove department.
261
00:21:25,104 --> 00:21:27,272
Glove department. Yes, sir.
262
00:21:27,273 --> 00:21:29,650
Just one more little thing, Simpson.
263
00:21:29,651 --> 00:21:32,986
This car is worth over $13,000.
264
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:36,031
If I don't hear from Mr
Plimpton by 5 o'clock tomorrow,
265
00:21:36,032 --> 00:21:38,742
I'll report to the
police here. Understood?
266
00:21:38,743 --> 00:21:41,578
That was uncalled for, sir.
267
00:21:41,579 --> 00:21:43,872
Mr Simpson can be relied on.
268
00:21:43,873 --> 00:21:46,751
He has a very reliable face.
269
00:21:47,126 --> 00:21:49,670
- Thank you, Mrs...
- Miss.
270
00:21:50,171 --> 00:21:52,715
Oh!
271
00:21:54,384 --> 00:21:59,429
- Bon voyage, Mr Simpson.
- Godspeed, Arthur Simpson.
272
00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:04,184
Walter, suppose they really
search the car at the border.
273
00:22:04,185 --> 00:22:05,936
It could happen.
274
00:22:05,937 --> 00:22:08,272
- Suppose they find...
- Finders keepers.
275
00:22:08,273 --> 00:22:12,067
- What about Simpson?
- I'm afraid they will keep him, too.
276
00:22:12,068 --> 00:22:15,445
- They'll ask him about us.
- So? Who is us?
277
00:22:15,446 --> 00:22:18,740
We didn't rent the car,
Plimpton did, and he doesn't exist.
278
00:22:18,741 --> 00:22:22,244
(CAR STARTING)
279
00:22:29,961 --> 00:22:32,713
All our plans, all our hopes,
280
00:22:32,714 --> 00:22:37,009
riding in the car with that...
what did you call him?
281
00:22:37,010 --> 00:22:39,929
Schmo.
282
00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:43,933
Schmo.
283
00:22:46,019 --> 00:22:48,562
(SINGING)
284
00:22:55,028 --> 00:22:58,030
Istanbul, I love you.
285
00:23:04,162 --> 00:23:06,664
Uh-oh.
286
00:23:31,147 --> 00:23:33,482
- Morning.
- Passport.
287
00:23:50,917 --> 00:23:53,544
Morning. Mind if I watch?
288
00:24:14,315 --> 00:24:16,567
- Mr Arthur Simpson?
- Mr Simpson, yes.
289
00:24:16,568 --> 00:24:19,528
(IN TURKISH)
290
00:24:20,989 --> 00:24:23,282
There's nothing wrong there, I hope.
291
00:24:23,283 --> 00:24:25,701
- You are English?
- Oh, yes.
292
00:24:25,702 --> 00:24:28,078
Then why you have Egyptian passport?
293
00:24:28,079 --> 00:24:31,373
That's a long story. My father
was a British officer... a colonel.
294
00:24:31,374 --> 00:24:34,626
- Then why not a British passport?
- I'm coming to that.
295
00:24:34,627 --> 00:24:37,045
Mummy... my mother...
she was Egyptian.
296
00:24:37,046 --> 00:24:40,007
In fact, I was born
over there, in Egypt.
297
00:24:40,008 --> 00:24:44,845
Cairo. Which is in... Egypt.
298
00:24:44,846 --> 00:24:46,305
Yes?
299
00:24:46,306 --> 00:24:49,600
Well, there was some trouble
with the marriage documents.
300
00:24:49,601 --> 00:24:53,437
Troop movements. You gentlemen
know what it's like in the army.
301
00:24:53,438 --> 00:24:56,773
- I know how it is in the army.
- Yes. The army, yes.
302
00:24:56,774 --> 00:24:59,651
Mr Simpson,
this passport is not good.
303
00:24:59,652 --> 00:25:02,821
It expired nearly three weeks ago.
304
00:25:02,822 --> 00:25:04,990
This?
305
00:25:04,991 --> 00:25:07,576
I'll tell you what, as soon
as we get to Istanbul...
306
00:25:07,577 --> 00:25:11,038
I'm sorry, Mr Simpson.
You must go back to Greece.
307
00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:15,543
Uh...
308
00:25:16,502 --> 00:25:19,255
(IN ARABIC)
309
00:25:21,591 --> 00:25:24,760
I do not speak Arabic.
310
00:25:24,761 --> 00:25:26,929
Uh, officer? Officer?
311
00:25:26,930 --> 00:25:29,514
May I have your ear
for a moment, please?
312
00:25:29,515 --> 00:25:32,059
Now, you misunderstand entirely.
313
00:25:32,060 --> 00:25:35,395
I thought that the Turks
were a hospitable people.
314
00:25:35,396 --> 00:25:39,066
I know somebody who is going to have
something to say about this... me!
315
00:25:39,067 --> 00:25:41,736
And another thing. I...
316
00:25:59,587 --> 00:26:01,755
- Be careful!
- Don't!
317
00:26:01,756 --> 00:26:03,716
(SHOUTING IN TURKISH)
318
00:26:05,510 --> 00:26:08,095
(IN TURKISH)
319
00:26:10,056 --> 00:26:13,141
- Mefkufsunuz.
- Mefkufsunuz?
320
00:26:13,142 --> 00:26:17,855
- What does that mean?
- That means you're under arrest!
321
00:26:19,274 --> 00:26:21,817
Mefkufsunuz.
322
00:26:33,621 --> 00:26:37,041
- Uh...
- You will speak when spoken to!
323
00:27:07,697 --> 00:27:10,908
- When did you join the Sigma group?
- Me?
324
00:27:10,909 --> 00:27:13,368
- Who recruited you?
- Nobody.
325
00:27:13,369 --> 00:27:15,871
- So you volunteered.
- No, no, please.
326
00:27:15,872 --> 00:27:20,792
- I was hired to drive, to...
- Who else did the man and woman see?
327
00:27:20,793 --> 00:27:22,252
I don't know.
328
00:27:22,253 --> 00:27:24,546
- Did they send other arms out of Greece?
- No.
329
00:27:24,547 --> 00:27:25,881
- Did they tell you?
- No.
330
00:27:25,882 --> 00:27:28,342
- Then how do you know?
- I don't know...
331
00:27:28,343 --> 00:27:32,721
- Why did you lie?
- I did not lie. I mean...
332
00:27:33,223 --> 00:27:36,517
Simpson, be careful.
333
00:27:38,228 --> 00:27:41,897
I am a victim of circumstances.
334
00:27:41,898 --> 00:27:44,107
Ci...
335
00:27:44,108 --> 00:27:46,694
I swear it.
336
00:27:47,445 --> 00:27:51,615
Look here, I think it's time
you took me to my embassy.
337
00:27:51,616 --> 00:27:56,370
- You can... you can call...
- Call which embassy?
338
00:27:58,623 --> 00:28:02,960
I doubt the Egyptian authorities will
issue a passport to Arthur Simpson.
339
00:28:02,961 --> 00:28:05,128
It seems there is a dossier.
340
00:28:05,129 --> 00:28:09,466
The Egyptians bear me a grudge,
sir, because I claim to be British.
341
00:28:09,467 --> 00:28:14,471
In 1958, he was deported from Britain
for smuggling pornographic literature.
342
00:28:14,472 --> 00:28:16,974
An art magazine, sir.
343
00:28:16,975 --> 00:28:19,309
Called...
344
00:28:19,310 --> 00:28:23,355
Stop Press Nudes.
345
00:28:25,233 --> 00:28:29,236
But may I remind you gentlemen
that not so very long ago,
346
00:28:29,237 --> 00:28:34,366
James Joyce and even Lady Chatterley
herself were considered obscene.
347
00:28:34,367 --> 00:28:37,995
Simpson, the penalty
for terrorism is death.
348
00:28:45,378 --> 00:28:48,339
(IN TURKISH)
349
00:28:49,173 --> 00:28:52,593
Were you going to use the roof of
the Hilton? One of the balconies?
350
00:28:52,594 --> 00:28:54,261
Balconies? What for?
351
00:28:54,262 --> 00:28:56,430
Where would you use
the smoke grenade?
352
00:28:56,431 --> 00:28:59,516
Are they for your accomplices,
to create confusion?
353
00:28:59,517 --> 00:29:02,477
Accomplices? I don't know.
354
00:29:02,478 --> 00:29:06,148
Simpson, you're aware next Tuesday
is our annual Army Day parade?
355
00:29:06,149 --> 00:29:10,652
I swear on the life of my fa...
of my mother.
356
00:29:10,653 --> 00:29:14,156
You know our chiefs of staff
and the foreign military missions
357
00:29:14,157 --> 00:29:16,658
will be together on the grandstand?
358
00:29:16,659 --> 00:29:19,077
Their safety is our responsibility.
359
00:29:19,078 --> 00:29:24,417
We shall be merciless with anyone
who threatens it. Merciless.
360
00:29:30,715 --> 00:29:35,802
You frighten me, sir, but after
all, that's part of your job.
361
00:29:35,803 --> 00:29:41,975
But if my father could hear you
now, he'd laugh himself sick.
362
00:29:41,976 --> 00:29:44,102
He wasn't no colonel, sir.
363
00:29:44,103 --> 00:29:48,815
I just said that in order to make
myself seem important, you know.
364
00:29:48,816 --> 00:29:53,779
He was a sergeant. Acting sergeant.
Acting, unpaid sergeant.
365
00:29:53,780 --> 00:29:57,699
Do you know what he used to say?
He used to say, "Arthur,
366
00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:02,287
Arthur, you're a carbuncle
on the behind of humanity."
367
00:30:02,288 --> 00:30:05,540
Carbuncle. I'm a nothing!
368
00:30:05,541 --> 00:30:08,543
I'm a nobody! Me, with a gun?
369
00:30:08,544 --> 00:30:12,464
Me, up on the roof?
I don't like heights, sir.
370
00:30:12,465 --> 00:30:15,426
I get very dizzy. Honestly.
371
00:30:16,803 --> 00:30:20,806
I don't know what you're up to, sir,
but I can see it from your face.
372
00:30:20,807 --> 00:30:24,393
You don't think that I'm a terrorist?
373
00:30:28,982 --> 00:30:31,149
All right.
374
00:30:31,150 --> 00:30:34,653
I will give you a chance to prove it.
375
00:30:35,071 --> 00:30:38,031
You will work for us.
376
00:30:38,032 --> 00:30:40,325
I can't do that, sir.
377
00:30:40,326 --> 00:30:45,664
- If they were to find out, they'd kill me.
- You will not let them find out.
378
00:30:49,502 --> 00:30:52,546
Mefkufsunuz.
379
00:30:59,012 --> 00:31:02,639
The arms are back in the car,
just as they were.
380
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:07,227
The chances are they won't be touched
until the evening before Army Day,
381
00:31:07,228 --> 00:31:09,438
but you will check them constantly.
382
00:31:09,439 --> 00:31:12,858
If they have been touched,
you will report at once.
383
00:31:12,859 --> 00:31:15,193
- What's the matter?
- I feel dizzy. Uh...
384
00:31:15,194 --> 00:31:17,780
This is for your messages.
385
00:31:19,908 --> 00:31:22,701
Cigarettes.
386
00:31:22,702 --> 00:31:25,871
Be always sure to have an empty pack.
387
00:31:25,872 --> 00:31:30,125
Put your messages there,
and drop them from the car.
388
00:31:30,126 --> 00:31:33,795
That car will follow you everywhere.
389
00:31:33,796 --> 00:31:37,007
They will pick them
up wherever you go.
390
00:31:37,008 --> 00:31:40,302
Most important,
report everything you overhear.
391
00:31:40,303 --> 00:31:43,639
Everything, no matter how
trivial it may seem to you.
392
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,226
One word could tell us
whom they work for.
393
00:31:47,227 --> 00:31:50,103
- Yes, sir.
- Remember our briefing for the Hilton?
394
00:31:50,104 --> 00:31:51,897
Hilton? Oh, yes.
395
00:31:51,898 --> 00:31:54,942
If you betray us,
we will know. Understand?
396
00:31:54,943 --> 00:31:57,778
- Yes.
- OK.
397
00:31:57,779 --> 00:32:00,322
(ENGINE STARTS)
398
00:32:01,407 --> 00:32:05,244
Courage, Simpson. You are now
an agent of Turkish Security.
399
00:32:05,245 --> 00:32:09,206
- Off you go.
- Oh, well, you can rely on me, sir.
400
00:32:09,207 --> 00:32:11,292
(TIRES SCREECH)
401
00:32:12,543 --> 00:32:14,670
Stop!
402
00:32:19,425 --> 00:32:22,136
(TURKISH MUSIC)
403
00:34:16,918 --> 00:34:19,628
(IN TURKISH)
404
00:34:30,890 --> 00:34:34,810
I've come. I've got the documents
for Mr Plimpton's car here.
405
00:34:34,811 --> 00:34:36,853
- Any mail for Mr Barlow?
- No.
406
00:34:36,854 --> 00:34:39,481
- Thank you.
- Mr Plimpton? Is he staying here?
407
00:34:39,482 --> 00:34:42,693
I was supposed to deliver them
here for Mr Barlow... Plimpton.
408
00:34:42,694 --> 00:34:45,404
- I will give it to him when he comes.
- Thank you.
409
00:34:45,405 --> 00:34:48,031
I've been waiting for my
telegram for three weeks.
410
00:34:48,032 --> 00:34:51,702
It must be here somewhere!
411
00:34:51,703 --> 00:34:56,206
It isn't possible. When my aunt
says she sends a telegram,
412
00:34:56,207 --> 00:34:58,166
she sends a telegram.
413
00:34:58,167 --> 00:35:00,752
Was that the driver
of Mr Plimpton's car?
414
00:35:00,753 --> 00:35:03,672
- Yes. Do you want me to stop him?
- No, I'll catch him up.
415
00:35:03,673 --> 00:35:06,341
I have been coming for three weeks.
416
00:35:06,342 --> 00:35:09,511
Mr Plimpton, I'm the lad who
drove your car from Kavala.
417
00:35:09,512 --> 00:35:12,472
She's a beautiful machine.
She really will motor.
418
00:35:12,473 --> 00:35:14,474
- Thank you.
- Uh, um...
419
00:35:14,475 --> 00:35:16,977
I suppose you want
some remuneration.
420
00:35:16,978 --> 00:35:19,938
- Oh, the gasoline, sir.
- You mean the petrol.
421
00:35:19,939 --> 00:35:22,232
Oh, I thought you
might be an American.
422
00:35:22,233 --> 00:35:23,859
No.
423
00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:28,280
Well, that will be $46, sir,
calculating the drachma at 29.7 and...
424
00:35:28,281 --> 00:35:30,949
There. Have a pleasant
journey back to Greece.
425
00:35:30,950 --> 00:35:35,496
Oh, Greece, yes.
The home of Homer, of...
426
00:35:36,664 --> 00:35:40,209
- Oh, thank you very much, Mr...
- Goodbye.
427
00:35:47,842 --> 00:35:50,010
(IN TURKISH)
428
00:35:50,011 --> 00:35:52,387
I'm sorry, I don't speak
a word of Turkish.
429
00:35:52,388 --> 00:35:56,183
- You'll have to ask somebody else.
- Please to show your car papers.
430
00:35:56,184 --> 00:35:59,728
My car papers? Why didn't you say so?
431
00:35:59,729 --> 00:36:03,857
- You are Mrs Plimpton?
- Of course I'm not Mrs Plimpton.
432
00:36:03,858 --> 00:36:07,611
- Effendi.
- That's all right. I'm not offended.
433
00:36:08,196 --> 00:36:12,241
- Is not you who bring car into country?
- No. There's a driver.
434
00:36:12,742 --> 00:36:18,121
Oh. Turkish law says only gentleman
who bring car or Mrs Plimpton may drive.
435
00:36:18,122 --> 00:36:23,710
- I didn't know that. Now the driver's gone.
- You may not drive this car.
436
00:36:23,711 --> 00:36:25,671
What do you expect me to do?
437
00:36:25,672 --> 00:36:30,050
- You are not Mrs Plimpton.
- I know that. There is the driver. Driver!
438
00:36:30,051 --> 00:36:33,512
- Driver!
- Called me, sir?
439
00:36:33,513 --> 00:36:36,515
Come here a moment, will you?
440
00:36:56,744 --> 00:37:00,289
Why don't you get rid of that
drunken cook? Makes me crazy.
441
00:37:00,290 --> 00:37:02,833
He goes with the villa.
Learn to live with him.
442
00:37:02,834 --> 00:37:05,795
(MUTTERING)
443
00:37:10,216 --> 00:37:14,095
What's the matter? What's the matter?
444
00:37:14,429 --> 00:37:18,765
In my country, cooks cook,
no shervish table.
445
00:37:18,766 --> 00:37:22,185
Shervish people shervish table.
Blurry foreigns.
446
00:37:22,186 --> 00:37:24,813
Put the tray down and get out.
447
00:37:24,814 --> 00:37:26,773
Get out or I'll break your neck!
448
00:37:26,774 --> 00:37:29,819
(MUTTERS)
449
00:37:30,862 --> 00:37:33,405
OK.
450
00:37:33,406 --> 00:37:35,324
(SPITS)
451
00:37:35,325 --> 00:37:38,410
- Ah, pig.
- (TURKISH INSULT)
452
00:37:38,411 --> 00:37:41,372
Easy, Hans.
453
00:37:43,207 --> 00:37:46,752
I've told you, one servant is
already one servant too many.
454
00:37:46,753 --> 00:37:50,172
(LAUGHING) For poor Hans, too.
455
00:37:50,173 --> 00:37:52,507
Come on, maybe you'll beat me.
456
00:37:52,508 --> 00:37:55,219
- There's always a first time.
- I played backgammon...
457
00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:59,181
- Not backgammon, tavli.
- What's the difference?
458
00:37:59,182 --> 00:38:01,600
The difference between
you and the Turks.
459
00:38:01,601 --> 00:38:04,979
It's their game. Backgammon.
460
00:38:12,737 --> 00:38:16,823
ELIZABETH: He doesn't need speech.
He talks with his whole body.
461
00:38:16,824 --> 00:38:20,453
- WALTER: His body talks too much.
- ELIZABETH: Play.
462
00:38:31,130 --> 00:38:33,841
Cedric is here with the car.
463
00:38:41,558 --> 00:38:44,101
Somebody's with him.
464
00:38:44,894 --> 00:38:47,229
Who is it, Giulio?
465
00:38:47,230 --> 00:38:50,857
- He's brought Simpson. Why?
- Damn! What can we do with him here?
466
00:38:50,858 --> 00:38:54,361
You wouldn't take the car in,
would you? Sit down.
467
00:38:55,488 --> 00:38:58,907
Ah, Cedric, you have picked
up Plimpton's car, good man.
468
00:38:58,908 --> 00:39:02,869
Forgive us, we began tea without you.
You've brought Simpson with you.
469
00:39:02,870 --> 00:39:06,665
How nice to see you, Mr Simpson.
An unexpected pleasure.
470
00:39:06,666 --> 00:39:09,459
- Nothing wrong, I hope?
- No, no, but...
471
00:39:09,460 --> 00:39:13,171
I say, I'm afraid we've run
foul of the Turkish law.
472
00:39:13,172 --> 00:39:15,299
They threatened to take the car away.
473
00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:20,262
Only Plimpton or Simpson's allowed to
drive it, or take it out of the country.
474
00:39:20,263 --> 00:39:23,557
How silly of Plimpton
not to have known.
475
00:39:23,558 --> 00:39:28,270
- No other misadventures, Simpson?
- Apart from the customs.
476
00:39:31,190 --> 00:39:33,859
Poor Mr Simpson.
Did they search the car?
477
00:39:33,860 --> 00:39:36,570
Took the seats out, underneath...
478
00:39:37,113 --> 00:39:39,948
Did they find my
heroin and marijuana?
479
00:39:39,949 --> 00:39:42,326
No. Tou hid those too well.
480
00:39:42,327 --> 00:39:44,119
(ALL LAUGH)
481
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,413
We'll take advantage
of your being here.
482
00:39:46,414 --> 00:39:49,333
Take us sightseeing
until Mr Plimpton arrives.
483
00:39:49,334 --> 00:39:55,255
Hans, take Simpson to the kitchen and
see that he gets fed and has a room.
484
00:39:55,256 --> 00:39:57,800
Come on.
485
00:39:59,802 --> 00:40:03,513
- Bon appétit, Mr Simpson.
- Don't overdo it.
486
00:40:03,514 --> 00:40:06,892
He scared me to death.
487
00:40:09,646 --> 00:40:12,189
(MUTTERS)
488
00:40:14,859 --> 00:40:17,402
- You are foreign not?
- Oh, no. I'm English.
489
00:40:17,403 --> 00:40:20,614
Oh, you OK.
490
00:40:21,532 --> 00:40:25,661
Yeah, you good man,
like the King Victoria.
491
00:40:26,621 --> 00:40:30,666
I say, those people out
there, they're tourists?
492
00:40:30,667 --> 00:40:32,918
Huh? Ha!
493
00:40:33,378 --> 00:40:36,756
- Aren't they?
- Take.
494
00:40:42,220 --> 00:40:47,391
Everybody, all misters...
Russische spies.
495
00:40:47,392 --> 00:40:52,354
Russians? No. They're a different
class of people. That lady's very...
496
00:40:52,355 --> 00:40:55,816
Everybody Russische spies. Fischer...
497
00:40:55,817 --> 00:41:00,821
Fischer is Germanische
spy for Russische. I kill him.
498
00:41:00,822 --> 00:41:05,284
Yes, I kill him. I'll get
a medal, big like this.
499
00:41:05,285 --> 00:41:09,663
Music, boom-broom. General...
500
00:41:09,664 --> 00:41:12,082
I kill him, my friend. Hmm?
501
00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:15,669
- Are you here officially?
- Huh?
502
00:41:15,670 --> 00:41:18,922
Are you here officially?
503
00:41:18,923 --> 00:41:21,884
You mean... Oh, I understood.
504
00:41:21,885 --> 00:41:25,012
Fishely? No. No fishely.
505
00:41:25,013 --> 00:41:29,766
Give you good meat.
I give Russische spies fishely.
506
00:41:29,767 --> 00:41:31,977
Fresh fishely...
507
00:41:31,978 --> 00:41:34,271
English friend, no fishely.
508
00:41:34,272 --> 00:41:37,983
Good meat, shish kebab. Understood?
509
00:41:37,984 --> 00:41:40,861
Good meat, shish kebab. Understood.
510
00:41:43,323 --> 00:41:46,992
Well, I thought I understood.
511
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,637
(DOG BARKING)
512
00:42:31,329 --> 00:42:34,832
(MAN SNORING)
513
00:42:52,559 --> 00:42:55,018
Stop pacing.
514
00:42:55,019 --> 00:42:58,564
This is not a cage,
and you are not a lion.
515
00:42:58,565 --> 00:43:01,483
OK, I am wrong. You are a lion...
516
00:43:01,484 --> 00:43:05,320
the king of the jungle. My king.
517
00:43:05,321 --> 00:43:09,116
Well, don't just stand there. Roar.
518
00:43:09,117 --> 00:43:12,244
- Or give me a kiss.
- Later.
519
00:43:12,245 --> 00:43:16,707
That's what I like about
you Swiss. You're so sexy.
520
00:43:21,254 --> 00:43:23,630
I don't like Simpson being here.
521
00:43:23,631 --> 00:43:27,259
Arthur Simpson is keeping
you away from my side?
522
00:43:27,260 --> 00:43:30,679
- He's harmless. He's a schmo.
- No, no, no, no.
523
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:35,100
It's not that. It's a departure
from the plan. This I hate.
524
00:43:35,101 --> 00:43:39,980
Not true. You do
everything with style.
525
00:43:39,981 --> 00:43:44,860
It's a departure from your style,
this you hate. For this I love you.
526
00:43:44,861 --> 00:43:47,362
Mm. Style, my eye.
527
00:43:47,363 --> 00:43:51,367
As long as I get the emerald for you,
you don't care how I get it.
528
00:43:52,118 --> 00:43:53,452
(ELIZABETH GIGGLES)
529
00:43:53,453 --> 00:43:57,205
Walter, I don't hide the way
I feel about the emerald.
530
00:43:57,206 --> 00:44:00,208
I don't hide the way
I feel about you.
531
00:44:00,209 --> 00:44:04,630
The emerald excites me
physically, like a man.
532
00:44:04,631 --> 00:44:07,883
Like you. You excite me.
533
00:44:07,884 --> 00:44:11,511
The emerald and you
are fused in my mind.
534
00:44:11,512 --> 00:44:16,225
Each of you excites me
more because of the other.
535
00:44:17,727 --> 00:44:19,937
Mm.
536
00:44:19,938 --> 00:44:23,774
I thought the evening was lost.
537
00:44:23,775 --> 00:44:28,111
I was beginning to wonder
whom I could turn to next.
538
00:44:28,112 --> 00:44:33,033
How about Giulio? Isn't he fused in
your mind with your emerald, too?
539
00:44:33,034 --> 00:44:35,577
Mm.
540
00:44:35,578 --> 00:44:40,499
But there is a dilemma...
so is Hans, so is Cedric Page.
541
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:42,876
There's a fine figure of a man.
542
00:44:42,877 --> 00:44:46,380
But watch out, the English
are not what they seem.
543
00:44:46,381 --> 00:44:49,466
- Read the papers.
- I know.
544
00:44:49,467 --> 00:44:52,594
There's Arthur Simpson, too.
545
00:44:52,595 --> 00:44:55,138
I feel a strange attraction.
546
00:44:55,139 --> 00:44:58,392
- What's so strange?
- You're so understanding.
547
00:44:58,643 --> 00:45:02,479
He has beautiful eyelashes.
Have you noticed?
548
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,232
First thing I noticed.
549
00:45:05,692 --> 00:45:08,819
Do you mind that I am a nymphomaniac?
550
00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:11,989
No. It's your most endearing quality.
551
00:45:11,990 --> 00:45:15,367
Don't waste it, use it.
552
00:45:15,910 --> 00:45:18,454
The door is open, darling.
553
00:45:55,700 --> 00:45:59,202
Now, Mr Simpson, you can show
us how well you know Istanbul.
554
00:45:59,203 --> 00:46:01,580
We want to see Saint Sophia...
555
00:46:01,581 --> 00:46:04,499
- And the Grand Bazaar.
- Everything.
556
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:07,628
- Do you mind if I smoke?
- Go ahead.
557
00:46:07,629 --> 00:46:10,047
No, no. I prefer my
own brand. I've got a...
558
00:46:10,048 --> 00:46:13,300
Huh? Uh-oh. How stupid of me.
559
00:46:41,746 --> 00:46:44,081
Whoop!
560
00:46:44,082 --> 00:46:48,585
- Papa, there's your pretty searchlight.
- Shut up!
561
00:46:48,586 --> 00:46:51,630
Ooh! Candyfloss!
562
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:04,643
Couldn't be better. Just a few
hundred yards from the museum.
563
00:47:06,813 --> 00:47:08,981
(CHEERING)
564
00:47:13,653 --> 00:47:16,280
There's your enemy, the searchlight.
565
00:47:16,281 --> 00:47:18,824
But Walter will take care of it, eh?
566
00:47:19,409 --> 00:47:21,535
(RINGING)
567
00:47:32,088 --> 00:47:34,423
Follow me.
568
00:47:52,108 --> 00:47:54,443
(IN TURKISH)
569
00:48:06,456 --> 00:48:09,207
- Are the arms in the car?
- They haven't been touched.
570
00:48:09,208 --> 00:48:13,462
I don't think you're an idiot. What made
you suspect they're Russian spies?
571
00:48:13,463 --> 00:48:15,297
- I deduced it.
- From what?
572
00:48:15,298 --> 00:48:17,299
- The cook.
- What did he say?
573
00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:20,052
- They're Russian spies.
- A clever deduction.
574
00:48:20,053 --> 00:48:23,513
- Are they expecting Mr Plimpton?
- I believe they are.
575
00:48:23,514 --> 00:48:26,058
- Is he their leader?
- I think it's Mr Harper.
576
00:48:26,059 --> 00:48:29,770
- And Miss Lipp has her say.
- What has Miss Lipp to say?
577
00:48:29,771 --> 00:48:34,066
- Did you hear her talk to anyone?
- Yes, I heard her speak to Mr Harper.
578
00:48:34,067 --> 00:48:38,070
- What did she say?
- Personal things.
579
00:48:38,071 --> 00:48:42,324
- I don't think they'd be of any interest.
- Everything she says is of interest.
580
00:48:42,325 --> 00:48:46,370
- Well, she said I was attractive.
- Fool! She knew you were listening!
581
00:48:46,371 --> 00:48:49,206
- That's impossible.
- Why'd she say anything so stupid?
582
00:48:49,207 --> 00:48:53,293
Well, she did. She went further.
She said I had beautiful eyelashes.
583
00:48:53,294 --> 00:48:56,838
Did Miss Lipp confide any more
tender secrets to Mr Harper?
584
00:48:56,839 --> 00:48:59,758
Yes, she did. She said
she was a nymphomaniac!
585
00:48:59,759 --> 00:49:02,344
There!
586
00:49:02,845 --> 00:49:05,430
- I just came from the villa.
- What did you find?
587
00:49:05,431 --> 00:49:08,601
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
588
00:49:14,816 --> 00:49:17,067
This is your last chance, Simpson.
589
00:49:17,068 --> 00:49:21,280
Today is Thursday. On Saturday,
three days before the army parade,
590
00:49:21,281 --> 00:49:24,533
your friends will be arrested
and locked safely away.
591
00:49:24,534 --> 00:49:27,327
If, before that, you don't
learn who they work for,
592
00:49:27,328 --> 00:49:33,250
you'll be charged with smuggling arms
into Turkey for terrorist purposes.
593
00:49:33,251 --> 00:49:36,378
(IN TURKISH)
594
00:49:52,888 --> 00:49:55,014
That's what I call a handsome man.
595
00:49:55,015 --> 00:49:57,266
Him I would like to take home.
596
00:49:57,267 --> 00:50:00,394
Ah, madam, the sultan
lives here with me.
597
00:50:00,395 --> 00:50:03,147
But please, you come
and visit him again.
598
00:50:03,148 --> 00:50:06,859
We can't. We leave on Monday.
599
00:50:07,694 --> 00:50:10,070
- Monday.
- Monday.
600
00:50:10,071 --> 00:50:17,161
Well, now that the sultan has seen you,
maybe the sultan will leave with you.
601
00:50:29,883 --> 00:50:32,509
GUIDE:
Whereas the famous Istanbul dagger
602
00:50:32,510 --> 00:50:35,804
contains the four world's
most priceless emeralds.
603
00:50:35,805 --> 00:50:39,016
The Topkapi treasury
is also famous for...
604
00:50:39,017 --> 00:50:42,645
(ITALIAN GUIDE)
605
00:50:43,355 --> 00:50:46,816
(GUIDES' VOICES OVERLAP)
606
00:50:56,826 --> 00:50:58,953
- Ah!
- Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am.
607
00:50:58,954 --> 00:51:01,413
Excuse me. Hope I didn't hurt you.
608
00:51:01,414 --> 00:51:04,751
- Any time.
- It's a date.
609
00:51:35,365 --> 00:51:37,783
Did you get the
impression of the key?
610
00:51:37,784 --> 00:51:40,703
- Naturally. Did Cedric get his?
- Yes.
611
00:51:40,704 --> 00:51:44,748
Look behind me. That's the longest
stretch of roof we have to cross.
612
00:51:44,749 --> 00:51:47,293
Look for the places
where we can lie low.
613
00:51:47,294 --> 00:51:50,963
The searchlight sweeps
that roof every 21 seconds.
614
00:51:50,964 --> 00:51:53,591
I can't shoot that light
until we get to this roof.
615
00:51:53,592 --> 00:51:56,844
It's only from there that I
can get a clear shot at it.
616
00:51:56,845 --> 00:52:01,390
Well, we paid our respects to culture.
Tomorrow we'll see the wrestling.
617
00:52:01,391 --> 00:52:04,060
That I like more.
618
00:52:30,337 --> 00:52:32,880
Hey!
619
00:52:47,437 --> 00:52:49,981
(RATTLING)
620
00:52:54,653 --> 00:52:57,530
(RATTLING CONTINUES)
621
00:53:06,539 --> 00:53:08,707
(INAUDIBLE)
622
00:53:08,708 --> 00:53:10,710
(INAUDIBLE)
623
00:53:12,796 --> 00:53:15,715
(WHEEZY LAUGH)
624
00:53:24,349 --> 00:53:30,187
While the guards are busy coughing,
this will assure our means of transport.
625
00:53:30,188 --> 00:53:32,231
Pull.
626
00:53:34,734 --> 00:53:37,486
- There is no stronger knot.
- Too strong.
627
00:53:37,487 --> 00:53:39,863
I don't want to leave it up there.
628
00:53:39,864 --> 00:53:43,284
You agreed, "not a trace".
629
00:53:43,285 --> 00:53:46,204
Momento. Giulio...
630
00:53:49,874 --> 00:53:52,418
Pull.
631
00:53:55,755 --> 00:53:59,592
- Genius!
- Boy scout.
632
00:54:21,197 --> 00:54:22,823
- Walter!
- Giulio.
633
00:54:22,824 --> 00:54:26,577
You fool! Sports cars?
634
00:54:26,578 --> 00:54:29,788
Understand this well:
for a year, you'll buy nothing.
635
00:54:29,789 --> 00:54:32,416
For a year, you will
rot in your garret.
636
00:54:32,417 --> 00:54:35,127
There will be an army
organised to find us...
637
00:54:35,128 --> 00:54:39,298
investigators, detectives,
and informers.
638
00:54:40,508 --> 00:54:46,722
The overnight millionaire will be caught
in a spotlight from Istanbul to Peru.
639
00:54:46,723 --> 00:54:50,059
This project's been planned to
the last detail and will work.
640
00:54:50,060 --> 00:54:54,271
If our timing is right, the whole
Turkish Army can't stop us.
641
00:54:54,272 --> 00:54:57,107
We've made contact
with Josef at the fair.
642
00:54:57,108 --> 00:54:59,610
Josef is waiting for
our signal to move.
643
00:54:59,611 --> 00:55:02,196
You were chosen because
you're unknown to the police,
644
00:55:02,197 --> 00:55:04,073
and it'll stay that way.
645
00:55:04,074 --> 00:55:08,744
ELIZABETH: Everything's ready.
Everything has been timed...
646
00:55:08,745 --> 00:55:14,167
All of the time I knew
that you spy on the spies.
647
00:55:16,711 --> 00:55:19,255
OK, Giulio?
648
00:55:30,517 --> 00:55:33,352
If there's to be a killing,
there can only be one leader.
649
00:55:33,353 --> 00:55:37,023
And that doesn't go for Turkey alone.
650
00:55:43,905 --> 00:55:46,156
Good evening. It's a bit warmer...
651
00:55:46,157 --> 00:55:47,908
- Yeah!
- ...tonight.
652
00:55:47,909 --> 00:55:50,828
- Who's there?
- What are you doing here?
653
00:55:50,829 --> 00:55:53,372
- I'm afraid it's cook, sir.
- Put him to bed.
654
00:55:53,373 --> 00:55:57,418
- Get to bed, you drunken pig!
- Fischer, you Scheisskopf! I kill you!
655
00:55:57,419 --> 00:56:02,048
- Scheisskopf?
- I make you chop-chop!
656
00:56:02,757 --> 00:56:06,802
Big bakaklish.
I make pipilish on you!
657
00:56:06,803 --> 00:56:09,138
Don't be such an idiot!
658
00:56:09,139 --> 00:56:13,059
I give you chotchka!
659
00:56:14,060 --> 00:56:16,270
Hans!
660
00:56:17,439 --> 00:56:21,150
(YELLING)
661
00:56:24,446 --> 00:56:26,530
Bakaklish!
662
00:56:26,531 --> 00:56:29,992
My hands!
663
00:56:30,327 --> 00:56:33,663
My hand! My hand!
664
00:56:34,497 --> 00:56:37,667
(MUTTERING)
665
00:56:41,379 --> 00:56:44,757
My hand! He's ruined my hand!
666
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,468
Ah!
667
00:57:06,196 --> 00:57:11,492
So close, so close,
and then this idiot...
668
00:57:13,286 --> 00:57:16,330
I'm sorry, darling.
I know how you feel.
669
00:57:24,756 --> 00:57:28,759
Ah-ah! No good looking at me, dear.
I couldn't possibly hold Giulio.
670
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:32,597
Why, I used to get blisters
just holding my cricket bat.
671
00:57:38,436 --> 00:57:40,980
Walter.
672
00:57:45,902 --> 00:57:48,654
Cedric, call Simpson.
673
00:57:48,655 --> 00:57:51,199
- Simpson?
- Simpson.
674
00:57:53,326 --> 00:57:54,952
Simpson.
675
00:57:54,953 --> 00:57:59,415
Giulio, bring the nylon cord
from the fishing basket.
676
00:58:14,222 --> 00:58:17,808
- Simpson.
- Yes, yes, sir.
677
00:58:17,809 --> 00:58:20,353
Simpson,
678
00:58:20,604 --> 00:58:23,147
you are wanted.
679
00:58:48,048 --> 00:58:50,591
Give it to him, Giulio.
680
00:58:54,638 --> 00:59:00,226
Simpson, I've just bet $100
you can pull this sofa six feet
681
00:59:00,227 --> 00:59:03,729
with just the strength of your arms.
682
00:59:03,730 --> 00:59:06,023
If you win, you get half.
683
00:59:06,024 --> 00:59:09,026
- I'm not very good at this, sir.
- Try.
684
00:59:09,027 --> 00:59:13,239
As you wish, but you are not asking
me to do this just to settle some bet.
685
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:15,532
Bravo, Mr Simpson,
686
00:59:15,533 --> 00:59:18,702
but you would still get your $50.
687
00:59:18,703 --> 00:59:21,497
Do it, Mr Simpson.
688
00:59:21,498 --> 00:59:25,126
Do it! Prove that you
are a man, not a jelly.
689
00:59:25,669 --> 00:59:29,464
Feet together. Just the
strength of your arms.
690
00:59:36,304 --> 00:59:38,097
(EXHALES)
691
00:59:41,142 --> 00:59:43,310
You can do it, Arthur.
692
00:59:43,311 --> 00:59:46,021
I didn't mean to talk
to you like that.
693
00:59:46,022 --> 00:59:49,108
I'm very fond of you.
694
00:59:49,109 --> 00:59:51,986
Try it again, please.
695
00:59:55,323 --> 01:00:00,495
Don't yank the cord. Just pull
steadily, hand over hand.
696
01:00:01,079 --> 01:00:03,247
You can do it.
697
01:00:03,248 --> 01:00:06,292
Quiet! Feet together.
698
01:00:16,261 --> 01:00:18,429
Good, Arthur.
699
01:00:20,390 --> 01:00:21,891
Good.
700
01:00:25,395 --> 01:00:28,564
Steady, steady!
701
01:00:29,566 --> 01:00:33,152
Hand over hand.
702
01:00:54,925 --> 01:00:57,093
Bravo!
703
01:01:00,180 --> 01:01:03,766
Oh! Oh... Oh, well.
704
01:01:03,767 --> 01:01:06,728
- Dare we?
- Yes.
705
01:01:07,604 --> 01:01:09,772
We can't postpone.
706
01:01:09,773 --> 01:01:12,066
- Arthur.
- Yes.
707
01:01:12,067 --> 01:01:14,610
Come sit down.
708
01:01:17,906 --> 01:01:20,450
Get it, Giulio.
709
01:01:21,493 --> 01:01:23,869
Simpson,
710
01:01:23,870 --> 01:01:26,831
how would you like to make $10,000?
711
01:01:32,546 --> 01:01:35,214
Ten?
712
01:01:35,215 --> 01:01:38,092
Hoo! Whoo.
713
01:01:49,813 --> 01:01:52,356
Paris, Roma, Washington.
714
01:01:52,357 --> 01:01:55,234
(IN TURKISH)
715
01:01:57,362 --> 01:01:59,863
Not a dossier on any
single one of them.
716
01:01:59,864 --> 01:02:02,199
No dossier, no dossier, no dossier.
717
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:06,537
But Simpson, "I heard Walter say,
718
01:02:06,538 --> 01:02:11,584
if we are to make a killing,
there can be only one leader."
719
01:02:11,585 --> 01:02:19,300
"And if our timing is right,
the whole Turkish Army can't stop us."'
720
01:02:24,598 --> 01:02:27,141
Do you know what this is?
721
01:02:27,809 --> 01:02:32,813
It's the... sultan's
dagger from the museum.
722
01:02:32,814 --> 01:02:37,651
Not yet. We are going
to put it in the museum.
723
01:02:37,652 --> 01:02:40,362
Close you mouth, my dear fellow.
724
01:02:40,363 --> 01:02:42,239
Thank you.
725
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:45,243
Miss Lipp made the copy.
Isn't she clever?
726
01:02:46,786 --> 01:02:50,414
We are going to exchange
it for the original.
727
01:02:50,415 --> 01:02:55,294
And we are confident it will be a
long time before anyone is the wiser.
728
01:02:55,295 --> 01:02:57,630
That's how you will earn $10,000.
729
01:02:57,631 --> 01:03:03,470
You will be on the museum roof and
lower Giulio over the side by rope.
730
01:03:04,971 --> 01:03:07,515
Museum roof?
731
01:03:08,558 --> 01:03:10,809
That's impossible.
732
01:03:10,810 --> 01:03:13,270
It has to be possible.
733
01:03:13,271 --> 01:03:15,898
Now that you know about it,
you have no choice.
734
01:03:15,899 --> 01:03:19,777
You don't understand.
I don't like heights. I get dizzy.
735
01:03:19,778 --> 01:03:22,447
Give me your hand.
736
01:03:25,659 --> 01:03:29,411
Arthur, you are a clever man.
You could have gone far.
737
01:03:29,412 --> 01:03:32,998
But you always played
for small stakes.
738
01:03:32,999 --> 01:03:35,292
This is your chance.
739
01:03:35,293 --> 01:03:37,920
You can do it.
740
01:03:37,921 --> 01:03:41,966
It won't be so difficult.
You won't be on the edge of the roof.
741
01:03:43,885 --> 01:03:48,347
- Yes, but can I do it?
- You can.
742
01:03:52,644 --> 01:03:56,606
All right. I'll do it.
743
01:04:06,658 --> 01:04:11,453
- But what about Turkish Security?
- What about Turkish Security?
744
01:04:11,454 --> 01:04:15,458
They don't know about the museum.
They think you're terrorists.
745
01:04:24,551 --> 01:04:27,053
Who thinks so?
746
01:04:29,472 --> 01:04:32,725
Who? Who?
747
01:04:32,726 --> 01:04:36,103
It's your own fault. Why'd you
get me to do your dirty work?
748
01:04:36,104 --> 01:04:39,607
Why'd you get me to bring
the arms into the country?
749
01:04:45,322 --> 01:04:50,284
They found the arms at the border,
and they let you in the country?
750
01:04:55,665 --> 01:04:59,043
Then you must be working for them.
751
01:05:01,755 --> 01:05:05,216
The time has come for us to
leave this beautiful country.
752
01:05:05,217 --> 01:05:08,719
Cedric, who is going to let you out?
753
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:11,472
Who, indeed?
754
01:05:33,787 --> 01:05:37,665
They left the arms in
the car, didn't they?
755
01:05:37,666 --> 01:05:40,209
Yes.
756
01:05:41,461 --> 01:05:44,505
And when do they think we'll move?
757
01:05:45,131 --> 01:05:47,466
Not till Tuesday.
758
01:05:47,467 --> 01:05:50,428
But they're gonna pick
you up on Saturday.
759
01:05:50,595 --> 01:05:53,139
Saturday.
760
01:05:53,807 --> 01:05:56,350
That gives us a
little time, doesn't it?
761
01:05:56,351 --> 01:06:00,396
Time for what? We can't go forwards,
we can't go back. We're trapped.
762
01:06:00,397 --> 01:06:03,858
- We're finished.
- Who says we are finished?
763
01:06:04,359 --> 01:06:07,027
- Just a minute.
- Quiet, Hans.
764
01:06:07,028 --> 01:06:11,824
When Walter fights in a corner,
that's when he fights at his best.
765
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:17,830
One thing is sure...
766
01:06:18,540 --> 01:06:22,626
the gun, the grenades...
they stay in the car.
767
01:06:22,627 --> 01:06:24,753
We cannot touch them, ever.
768
01:06:24,754 --> 01:06:27,840
How can you shoot at the
searchlight without a rifle?
769
01:06:27,841 --> 01:06:31,594
How can you get away from the
guards without the grenades?
770
01:06:31,595 --> 01:06:36,307
The searchlight and the guards.
771
01:06:37,684 --> 01:06:40,269
The searchlight and the guards.
772
01:06:40,270 --> 01:06:43,689
The searchlight and the guards.
773
01:06:48,820 --> 01:06:52,115
There must be a solution.
774
01:06:54,159 --> 01:06:57,245
(IN GERMAN)
775
01:06:59,706 --> 01:07:02,417
Searchlight.
776
01:07:03,335 --> 01:07:06,003
I wonder.
777
01:07:06,922 --> 01:07:09,381
Cedric.
778
01:07:09,382 --> 01:07:11,926
Cedric.
779
01:07:19,184 --> 01:07:21,728
The guards.
780
01:07:22,437 --> 01:07:24,981
Elizabeth.
781
01:07:30,779 --> 01:07:33,322
(CHUCKLES)
782
01:07:38,203 --> 01:07:40,663
Elizabeth, laugh.
783
01:07:40,664 --> 01:07:43,207
- What's so funny?
- Laugh!
784
01:07:44,376 --> 01:07:46,919
(LAUGHS)
785
01:07:51,341 --> 01:07:53,843
I have news for you.
786
01:07:55,136 --> 01:07:59,682
Maybe it's even better. God bless
the Turkish Security. Cedric.
787
01:07:59,683 --> 01:08:03,310
- You want to see me laugh?
- No.
788
01:08:03,311 --> 01:08:08,316
I want you to take Elizabeth fishing.
789
01:08:22,497 --> 01:08:25,041
(THUD AND WHISTLING)
790
01:08:35,927 --> 01:08:40,515
- What are you doing?
- I'm being a lighthouse.
791
01:08:40,682 --> 01:08:42,683
- Did you get in?
- We did.
792
01:08:42,684 --> 01:08:45,519
Good. Tell me.
793
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:49,189
It was too easy.
The poor man was so lonely.
794
01:08:49,190 --> 01:08:52,109
And we did get that invitation
to go back tonight.
795
01:08:52,110 --> 01:08:56,196
- Good!
- To do what? Hmm? Guess.
796
01:08:56,197 --> 01:08:59,033
Something no Turk can resist.
797
01:08:59,034 --> 01:09:03,204
- Must I guess?
- Wrong. Tavli.
798
01:09:04,789 --> 01:09:08,792
I have been invited to play tavli!
799
01:09:08,793 --> 01:09:11,379
CEDRIC: Giulio, come here.
800
01:09:11,838 --> 01:09:14,673
Put your hand on the table.
801
01:09:14,674 --> 01:09:17,301
Now, spread your fingers.
802
01:09:17,302 --> 01:09:20,512
Turn my hand. This is the
way the beam revolves.
803
01:09:20,513 --> 01:09:24,266
Two great wheels, their cogs
interlocked, turning each other so.
804
01:09:24,267 --> 01:09:26,227
Now, try again.
805
01:09:26,228 --> 01:09:30,231
You see, when I do this, it's slower.
806
01:09:30,232 --> 01:09:34,277
- How much can you reduce the speed?
- Almost by half.
807
01:09:34,361 --> 01:09:37,863
The beam comes around every 21
seconds. You can slow it down to 40.
808
01:09:37,864 --> 01:09:43,119
You gain about 18 or 19 seconds,
Giulio. Is that enough?
809
01:09:44,913 --> 01:09:47,164
Good work, Cedric.
810
01:09:47,165 --> 01:09:50,334
I never liked that gun.
It upset the artist in me.
811
01:09:50,335 --> 01:09:51,835
Picasso!
812
01:09:51,836 --> 01:09:56,007
- Did you talk to Josef?
- He's ready, willing, and very amused.
813
01:09:56,466 --> 01:10:00,762
Now, there is just one
more little change.
814
01:10:04,891 --> 01:10:07,935
We go tonight.
815
01:10:48,970 --> 01:10:51,806
I'm getting dizzy.
816
01:11:28,843 --> 01:11:31,512
Now, lift it up.
817
01:11:37,101 --> 01:11:39,269
- What is it?
- Don't worry.
818
01:11:39,270 --> 01:11:43,983
Not even Hans could do it. It's like
lifting 200 pounds with one hand.
819
01:11:44,776 --> 01:11:47,737
(LAUGHING)
820
01:11:56,746 --> 01:11:58,622
Oh.
821
01:12:01,125 --> 01:12:04,295
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
822
01:12:08,716 --> 01:12:11,260
(LAUGHING STOPS)
823
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:14,555
(LAUGHING RESUMES)
824
01:12:14,556 --> 01:12:17,099
(SEDUCTIVE LAUGH)
825
01:12:28,194 --> 01:12:30,988
Oh!
826
01:12:36,786 --> 01:12:40,455
That dropped on the museum
floor and we are cooked.
827
01:12:40,456 --> 01:12:42,207
- Cooked?
- Nothing to worry about.
828
01:12:42,208 --> 01:12:44,877
You just concentrate on the $10,000.
829
01:13:00,310 --> 01:13:04,397
- Again?
- I'm nervous.
830
01:13:07,191 --> 01:13:10,569
To the attention of Major Ali Tufan.
831
01:13:10,570 --> 01:13:13,780
I, Arthur Simpson,
herewith regretfully resign
832
01:13:13,781 --> 01:13:17,243
from the Turkish Security services.
833
01:13:32,926 --> 01:13:35,260
Now, be sure not to lose them.
834
01:13:35,261 --> 01:13:38,263
Do you want them to
follow us to the museum?
835
01:13:38,264 --> 01:13:41,683
Are they coming up
on the roof with us?
836
01:13:41,684 --> 01:13:46,230
We are not going to the museum yet.
First we're going to the wrestling stadium.
837
01:13:46,231 --> 01:13:49,900
- Wrestling, at this time of day?
- It's a big annual event.
838
01:13:49,901 --> 01:13:53,445
There's a carnival, too.
It goes on all day until 8.30pm.
839
01:13:53,446 --> 01:13:57,824
By which time, Arthur,
you'll be tired, happy, and rich!
840
01:13:57,825 --> 01:14:00,077
Rich!
841
01:15:15,737 --> 01:15:19,657
(RHYTHMIC DRUMMING)
842
01:15:24,245 --> 01:15:27,039
(MARCHING BAND)
843
01:15:53,149 --> 01:15:56,861
(RHYTHMIC DRUMMING)
844
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:21,844
(MAN SHOUTING IN TURKISH)
845
01:16:22,679 --> 01:16:26,932
(IN TURKISH)
846
01:19:39,334 --> 01:19:41,835
(IN TURKISH)
847
01:19:41,836 --> 01:19:44,839
(LAUGHING)
848
01:19:47,926 --> 01:19:50,553
Psst!
849
01:20:07,820 --> 01:20:10,990
(CHEERING)
850
01:20:49,153 --> 01:20:52,406
(TURKISH MUSIC)
851
01:22:30,755 --> 01:22:33,632
(IN TURKISH)
852
01:23:16,843 --> 01:23:19,469
It will all be this easy, Arthur.
853
01:23:19,470 --> 01:23:22,431
Psst.
854
01:23:46,539 --> 01:23:49,542
Search every corner of the villa.
855
01:23:49,834 --> 01:23:52,670
Look everywhere for
a cigarette package.
856
01:23:58,092 --> 01:24:01,679
How much longer are we staying here?
857
01:24:02,347 --> 01:24:04,890
Until...
858
01:24:05,642 --> 01:24:08,602
now.
859
01:25:07,453 --> 01:25:10,247
Ah! Aaah!
860
01:25:12,083 --> 01:25:15,335
You are all right, Arthur.
You are doing fine.
861
01:25:15,336 --> 01:25:20,966
57, 58, 59, 60.
862
01:25:20,967 --> 01:25:23,802
Now the alarm system is set
in every room of the museum.
863
01:25:23,803 --> 01:25:25,846
There isn't a floor
that can be touched.
864
01:25:25,847 --> 01:25:28,432
- What do we do next?
- Nothing. Sit.
865
01:25:28,433 --> 01:25:30,767
- Sit?
- Sit. Until dark.
866
01:25:30,768 --> 01:25:32,561
Sit. What then?
867
01:25:32,562 --> 01:25:34,730
Then we'll make our
way to the Treasury.
868
01:25:34,731 --> 01:25:36,899
- Where's that?
- Over there.
869
01:25:36,900 --> 01:25:39,026
Huh?
870
01:25:39,027 --> 01:25:41,612
In... in the dark?
871
01:25:41,613 --> 01:25:44,323
It's impossible.
872
01:25:44,324 --> 01:25:47,159
We have to make it in the dark.
There are guards.
873
01:25:47,160 --> 01:25:50,162
Not with me. I'll fall, you see.
I get too dizzy.
874
01:25:50,163 --> 01:25:52,206
Fool, it's easier in the dark.
875
01:25:52,207 --> 01:25:55,876
I don't think you understand. You won't
get me across there in the dark.
876
01:25:55,877 --> 01:25:58,378
- You will!
- (LOUDLY) You can kill me...
877
01:25:58,379 --> 01:25:59,713
Shh!
878
01:25:59,714 --> 01:26:03,634
(QUIETLY) You can kill me, I don't care.
I'm not going across in the dark.
879
01:26:03,635 --> 01:26:05,428
No!
880
01:26:07,639 --> 01:26:09,848
All right.
881
01:26:09,849 --> 01:26:12,560
We'll go now.
882
01:26:13,519 --> 01:26:16,480
This way. Move!
883
01:26:25,782 --> 01:26:28,743
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
884
01:26:31,913 --> 01:26:34,748
Come on!
885
01:26:34,749 --> 01:26:37,960
(WHIMPERS)
886
01:26:47,178 --> 01:26:49,722
(WHIMPERS)
887
01:26:52,433 --> 01:26:55,936
(HORN BLOWING)
888
01:27:07,031 --> 01:27:09,742
(DOOR OPENS)
889
01:28:13,932 --> 01:28:17,309
Are you all right, Arthur?
890
01:28:17,310 --> 01:28:19,270
Never... never better.
891
01:28:21,314 --> 01:28:23,566
(DOOR OPENS)
892
01:29:05,233 --> 01:29:09,528
All right, Arthur. From now on,
it's all easy. Come!
893
01:29:52,363 --> 01:29:56,867
There is the Treasury. The roof is not
very strong here, so one at a time.
894
01:29:56,868 --> 01:30:00,579
First me, then you, then Giulio.
895
01:30:14,469 --> 01:30:17,888
- It's down here.
- Will you be going through that window?
896
01:30:17,889 --> 01:30:22,351
No. That would be too easy. We can't
reach the dagger through here.
897
01:30:22,352 --> 01:30:24,895
Hm?
898
01:30:33,488 --> 01:30:38,993
- That fair anything to do with us?
- A little bit, Arthur.
899
01:30:58,638 --> 01:31:00,806
All right?
900
01:31:00,807 --> 01:31:03,768
They leave in an hour.
901
01:31:15,280 --> 01:31:17,698
It's going like clockwork.
902
01:31:17,699 --> 01:31:19,867
That means the fair
is ready to leave,
903
01:31:19,868 --> 01:31:23,453
and Elizabeth and Cedric are
on their way to the lighthouse.
904
01:31:23,454 --> 01:31:25,622
It will be dark soon.
905
01:31:25,623 --> 01:31:29,668
All right, gentlemen,
it's time to undress.
906
01:31:29,669 --> 01:31:32,630
(SHOUTING IN TURKISH)
907
01:31:37,969 --> 01:31:41,180
(WOMAN SINGING IN TURKISH)
908
01:31:43,892 --> 01:31:46,769
(APPLAUSE)
909
01:31:52,233 --> 01:31:54,735
- MAN: Good evening.
- CEDRIC: Good evening.
910
01:31:54,736 --> 01:31:57,029
- MAN: Are you ready?
- ELIZABETH: Ready.
911
01:31:57,030 --> 01:31:58,698
MAN: Good!
912
01:32:19,677 --> 01:32:22,638
(MEN SPEAKING IN TURKISH)
913
01:32:29,562 --> 01:32:32,648
- What's that?
- The guard house.
914
01:32:32,649 --> 01:32:36,235
Oh, those smoke grenades...
they were intended to deal with that?
915
01:32:36,236 --> 01:32:38,153
They were.
916
01:32:38,154 --> 01:32:40,280
They'll see Giulio going down.
917
01:32:40,281 --> 01:32:43,617
Elizabeth and Cedric are
taking care that they don't.
918
01:32:50,083 --> 01:32:54,170
(LAUGHING)
919
01:33:13,231 --> 01:33:16,066
It'll be seconds until
Cedric gets to the light.
920
01:33:16,067 --> 01:33:18,611
Put your weight against the wall.
921
01:33:38,339 --> 01:33:41,008
Stop.
922
01:33:45,805 --> 01:33:48,724
(LAUGHTER)
923
01:33:57,942 --> 01:34:01,404
Brace yourself.
924
01:34:02,488 --> 01:34:04,573
Go!
925
01:34:10,455 --> 01:34:12,248
Argh!
926
01:34:19,422 --> 01:34:22,717
Don't let my hand go! Shh, shh, shh.
927
01:34:27,972 --> 01:34:30,933
(GRUNTING)
928
01:34:38,691 --> 01:34:40,901
Hold it. I've got it.
929
01:34:40,902 --> 01:34:43,029
Pull!
930
01:34:47,825 --> 01:34:49,869
Up!
931
01:35:01,005 --> 01:35:03,257
Hold it!
932
01:35:36,040 --> 01:35:39,210
- Hey!
- Oh!
933
01:37:08,883 --> 01:37:12,636
You're not gonna leave me here,
are you? I don't fancy that hole.
934
01:37:12,637 --> 01:37:16,390
No, Arthur, I wouldn't go
anywhere without you. Come on.
935
01:37:19,894 --> 01:37:24,148
If I get this out,
it'll give you some support.
936
01:37:26,651 --> 01:37:29,862
- Can we go soon?
- In about ten minutes.
937
01:37:29,863 --> 01:37:33,407
But let's take Giulio with us...
and the dagger.
938
01:37:34,242 --> 01:37:36,618
You are not going to lose your nerve?
939
01:37:36,619 --> 01:37:40,373
It's not a question of losing
my nerve. I never had none.
940
01:38:19,287 --> 01:38:21,831
Giulio's on the sill now.
941
01:38:22,498 --> 01:38:26,127
I'll help you lower him down.
942
01:38:26,961 --> 01:38:30,089
Can't he do anything by himself?
943
01:38:38,264 --> 01:38:41,183
Let's go to work.
944
01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:57,593
Stop!
945
01:40:23,620 --> 01:40:26,163
Pull up.
946
01:40:47,101 --> 01:40:50,812
You have to hold it
by yourself now, OK?
947
01:40:50,813 --> 01:40:53,357
Yes.
948
01:40:59,489 --> 01:41:02,241
I'm going to let go now,
Arthur. Ready?
949
01:41:04,619 --> 01:41:06,370
Ready.
950
01:41:10,333 --> 01:41:12,043
Pull up!
951
01:45:45,525 --> 01:45:48,569
He's got it, Arthur. He's got it!
952
01:46:46,377 --> 01:46:50,214
This is the last bit,
Arthur. Lower slowly.
953
01:46:52,717 --> 01:46:55,177
Slowly!
954
01:46:56,179 --> 01:46:58,556
I'll tell you when to stop.
955
01:47:05,855 --> 01:47:07,398
Stop.
956
01:48:00,285 --> 01:48:02,161
It's done.
957
01:48:06,499 --> 01:48:09,126
(CROWD ROARS)
958
01:48:11,838 --> 01:48:14,799
(CHEERING)
959
01:48:18,845 --> 01:48:21,389
(SHOUTING)
960
01:49:00,261 --> 01:49:03,222
(ELIZABETH'S LAUGHTER)
961
01:49:23,451 --> 01:49:26,370
(ELIZABETH'S LAUGHTER)
962
01:49:53,857 --> 01:49:57,109
(ELIZABETH'S LAUGHTER)
963
01:50:16,004 --> 01:50:18,171
(ELIZABETH'S LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
964
01:50:18,172 --> 01:50:21,759
The time has come to ask
you to sit here on the edge.
965
01:50:22,135 --> 01:50:23,844
Where else?
966
01:50:25,763 --> 01:50:31,059
Put your hands around this bit of hose,
think of $10,000, and hold on.
967
01:50:31,060 --> 01:50:34,104
- Then you push me off the edge?
- I wouldn't do that.
968
01:50:34,105 --> 01:50:35,773
(YELPS)
969
01:50:59,631 --> 01:51:01,882
(ELIZABETH'S LAUGHTER)
970
01:52:25,383 --> 01:52:29,595
(IN TURKISH)
971
01:52:37,770 --> 01:52:40,314
(IN TURKISH)
972
01:52:48,031 --> 01:52:49,907
- WALTER: Major Tufan?
- Yes?
973
01:52:49,908 --> 01:52:52,576
My name, sir, is Walter Harper.
974
01:52:52,577 --> 01:52:54,786
This is Miss Lipp, Mr Page,
975
01:52:54,787 --> 01:52:59,208
Mr Vecchi, Mr Fischer...
and this is Mr Simpson,
976
01:52:59,209 --> 01:53:02,628
who's been driving us in a car
rented by Mr Plimpton in Greece.
977
01:53:02,629 --> 01:53:05,380
And borrowed by us
while waiting for him.
978
01:53:05,381 --> 01:53:06,715
Yes, dear.
979
01:53:06,716 --> 01:53:09,843
What can I do for you,
gentlemen? Madam?
980
01:53:09,844 --> 01:53:12,554
Something quite
extraordinary has happened,
981
01:53:12,555 --> 01:53:14,932
I felt I should report
to someone in authority.
982
01:53:14,933 --> 01:53:19,520
- What do you wish to report to me?
- I heard a rattle in the car.
983
01:53:19,521 --> 01:53:23,315
- I heard it first.
- Yes, dear. You heard it first.
984
01:53:23,316 --> 01:53:26,902
I heard a rattle in the car,
had it investigated,
985
01:53:26,903 --> 01:53:29,613
and discovered arms hidden in it.
986
01:53:29,614 --> 01:53:32,241
- Arms?
- Yes.
987
01:53:32,242 --> 01:53:34,535
A rifle and six grenades.
988
01:53:42,919 --> 01:53:44,962
Were these arms in the car?
989
01:53:47,632 --> 01:53:50,176
They certainly look like them.
990
01:53:52,595 --> 01:53:56,181
How clever of you. Had you lost them?
991
01:53:56,182 --> 01:53:59,310
No, madam. We had found them.
992
01:54:00,144 --> 01:54:03,146
May I ask where you have been today?
993
01:54:03,147 --> 01:54:07,234
At the wrestling, major.
It was quite an experience.
994
01:54:07,652 --> 01:54:10,445
- Were you there all day, Mr Walter?
- Yes.
995
01:54:10,446 --> 01:54:13,324
- Madam?
- All day.
996
01:54:13,491 --> 01:54:17,370
Were you there all day, Mr Simpson?
997
01:54:24,961 --> 01:54:26,921
No.
998
01:54:27,422 --> 01:54:30,049
No, sir.
999
01:54:30,925 --> 01:54:36,138
We didn't get there
until after 3 o'clock.
1000
01:55:06,669 --> 01:55:10,297
(MEN SPEAKING IN TURKISH)
1001
01:55:40,954 --> 01:55:43,789
(IN TURKISH)
1002
01:56:34,716 --> 01:56:38,302
(ALARM)
1003
01:57:21,471 --> 01:57:24,723
Gentlemen, madam...
1004
01:57:24,724 --> 01:57:30,646
sometimes a man's profession
gives him a narrow view of things.
1005
01:57:30,647 --> 01:57:34,441
- I know now why you are here.
- Do you really, sir?
1006
01:57:34,442 --> 01:57:39,321
Yes, Mr Simpson.
A little bird told me.
1007
01:57:43,034 --> 01:57:45,786
Mefkufsunuz.
1008
01:57:49,332 --> 01:57:52,126
(WHISTLING)
1009
01:58:30,915 --> 01:58:33,584
Tomorrow we're out.
1010
01:58:33,585 --> 01:58:36,169
- I have an idea.
- ALL: Oh, no!
1011
01:58:36,170 --> 01:58:39,965
(HUMMING)
1012
01:58:39,966 --> 01:58:44,804
There is a secret stairway in
the Kremlin. The Romanov jewels...
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