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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,870 - Give me three cards. - Here. Are you in a hurry? 2 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,250 No. It's to kill time. 3 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:30,040 - If he doesn't kill, he has no fun! - Very funny! 4 00:03:33,830 --> 00:03:35,960 Five Dollars. Are you in? 5 00:03:37,290 --> 00:03:41,290 I'll pass. Three guy that we are waiting won't pass. He doesn't pass. 6 00:03:41,540 --> 00:03:44,750 He will! The boss said it. 7 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:48,920 - I call the five Dollars. - Three queens. Is that enough? 8 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,830 You bet! One is enough for me! 9 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,500 Raise the deck. 10 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:03,120 Let's play another hand, then take Giglio's guarding place. 11 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:04,920 You want to skin him, too? 12 00:04:05,170 --> 00:04:07,170 I've seen few sucker card players like you. 13 00:04:07,370 --> 00:04:10,040 - Good thing you have money! - It's true. 14 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:14,080 The guy we must get rid of must be special. 15 00:04:14,330 --> 00:04:16,960 The boss is paying us 10 Dollars each. 16 00:04:17,170 --> 00:04:19,040 No, guys! 17 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:24,000 It's no fun in three. Can I take the dead man's place? 18 00:04:25,290 --> 00:04:27,670 It's Giglio's place, and he isn't dead. 19 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,500 Almost! 20 00:04:33,210 --> 00:04:34,790 I knock! 21 00:04:38,790 --> 00:04:41,790 You can't. It's not "Tresette". 22 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,580 But l am! 23 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:51,870 Anyone is good with guns. 24 00:04:55,330 --> 00:04:56,870 Thank you. 25 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:06,500 Why are you taking it out on me? 26 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:09,370 No, I'm not. The law is the same for everyone. 27 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,960 No. You are off tune. 28 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,620 Now it's ok. 29 00:05:16,830 --> 00:05:20,290 - I will bust you! - Stop! Odd or even? 30 00:05:25,170 --> 00:05:27,290 - Odd! - Even. 31 00:05:28,540 --> 00:05:30,370 - One, two, three... - You don't trust me? 32 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:32,210 Eight, even! 33 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:36,620 Odd or even? 34 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,890 - Even. - Odd! 35 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:42,580 You cheated! I'm not playing anymore. 36 00:05:44,170 --> 00:05:46,290 Darn it! 37 00:05:46,540 --> 00:05:49,870 - He is leaving! - Come back, you scoundrel! 38 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:53,210 - You must give us a return game. - Young men! 39 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:59,920 - Is this place available? - He's eating our dinner! 40 00:06:00,070 --> 00:06:02,070 You're not saying anything? 41 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,040 Hey, Big Belly! 42 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:10,330 Are you a friend of that bastard dressed in black? 43 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:13,660 - Yes! He told me to come here. - Ok! 44 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,240 You want to play with us? 45 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:22,360 - I'll get the cards. - No. "Odd or even"? 46 00:06:25,570 --> 00:06:27,820 - Even. - Odd. 47 00:06:27,980 --> 00:06:30,690 Seven, odd. Mine! 48 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,080 - Want to play again? - Yes. 49 00:06:37,210 --> 00:06:39,050 - Odd. - Even. 50 00:06:40,460 --> 00:06:42,120 Seven, odd. Mine! 51 00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:47,330 Want to play again? Odd again? 52 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:49,710 - Always odd. - And me, even. 53 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,420 Seven, odd. Mine. 54 00:06:53,670 --> 00:06:56,750 Let me see. How can it always be odd? 55 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:59,290 They are five fingers! 56 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:03,040 - You're hurting me! - One, two, three, four! 57 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:06,080 Five. It's all correct. Hit me! 58 00:07:08,370 --> 00:07:10,080 Hit me! 59 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,710 Even! Two and two is four. 60 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:23,870 See? Even, mine! 61 00:07:26,970 --> 00:07:28,840 Hey, you! 62 00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:31,960 Where are you going? That pan is mine. 63 00:07:32,220 --> 00:07:33,970 Take it back! 64 00:08:30,730 --> 00:08:32,900 Try your luck, ladies and gentlemen! 65 00:08:33,150 --> 00:08:34,740 Try your good luck... 66 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,870 Sir, I'm talking to you. You want to try your luck? 67 00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:41,980 Your good luck for only two cents. 68 00:08:42,370 --> 00:08:46,250 Choose. You're surely lucky, and a winner. 69 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,750 Thank you and good luck. 70 00:08:52,060 --> 00:08:54,390 Goodbye. Look, Baby Doll! 71 00:08:54,670 --> 00:08:58,840 Half a Dollar! Are you happy? No? Don't you ever laugh? 72 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:11,040 - Idiot, you don't know how to read. - I will never learn like this! 73 00:09:12,870 --> 00:09:16,370 Darn it! Boss, a man dressed in black is in your street. 74 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:20,120 Tresette! Weren't Giglio and the others supposed to fix him? 75 00:09:20,410 --> 00:09:21,990 Right! 76 00:09:24,170 --> 00:09:26,250 It was a perfect trap. 77 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,290 He's an ugly rat. Nobody tricks him! 78 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:35,170 No, boss! You'll have me become an idiot with your slaps. 79 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:40,010 - Good-day. - Is the proxy ready? 80 00:09:43,870 --> 00:09:46,790 Director, Mr. Smith is here for that proxy. 81 00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:59,620 - Mr. Smith... - That's me. 82 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,080 - You can tell me. - Mr. Smith... 83 00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:06,080 The notary's signature is needed. 84 00:10:06,370 --> 00:10:08,960 Our bank is very scrupulous. 85 00:10:09,210 --> 00:10:10,420 What the...? 86 00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:16,710 - Ouch, boss! - Go on! 87 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,470 Ha... ha... Hands... 88 00:10:33,170 --> 00:10:35,080 U... Up! 89 00:10:38,670 --> 00:10:41,670 - This is a holdup! - Boss... 90 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,170 I mean, a withdrawal. 91 00:10:44,420 --> 00:10:49,330 Decide. Holdup or withdrawal? We are busy here. 92 00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:52,420 Come on. 93 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,500 I am the partner of one of your clients, Frank Faina. 94 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:03,910 Or Slim Popcorn, or however he is called. 95 00:11:04,270 --> 00:11:08,110 He swindled me... So I.. 96 00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:12,080 He did it! 97 00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:14,920 He owes me money. 98 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:20,420 It's exactly the 100,000 dollars he deposited here. Funny, huh? 99 00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:24,740 No! The poor man has become crazy. 100 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,290 So he can't withdraw. Right? 101 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:32,120 So he sent me. Right? 102 00:11:32,370 --> 00:11:34,750 - The key, please. - The key? 103 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:40,400 Wha... Wha... Wha... 104 00:11:41,830 --> 00:11:43,250 - Thank you. - You're welcome! 105 00:11:43,710 --> 00:11:47,210 I want my partner's safety deposit box. 106 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:51,080 I'm sorry. No key, no safe. 107 00:11:51,130 --> 00:11:53,050 No... No... 108 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:59,290 I don't have the key, but I have this. 109 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,220 Well? 110 00:12:05,870 --> 00:12:07,710 If you insist... 111 00:12:14,790 --> 00:12:17,800 - My gosh! - Get down! 112 00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:23,500 Who do you want to impress with that contraption? 113 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,830 It's already noon! 114 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:37,730 No, it's that sucker Frisco Joe. He didn't know about the cannon. 115 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,630 - What'll we do now? - Crazy stuff! 116 00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:43,460 Raise it! 117 00:12:44,370 --> 00:12:46,040 That's it! 118 00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:53,960 Ok! 119 00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:11,370 How lovely! 120 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,040 What's that? 121 00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:30,250 - Is this the way to the asylum? - The insane asylum? 122 00:13:30,370 --> 00:13:33,070 Yes, the asylum is that way. 123 00:13:34,450 --> 00:13:36,280 This is an insane asylum too. 124 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:42,960 Help! Pull me down! 125 00:13:43,210 --> 00:13:45,710 I can't stand it anymore. 126 00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:48,960 Help! 127 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,120 Thank you. 128 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:56,000 Silence! Silence! 129 00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:05,090 - Let's go see. - Listen to that commotion! 130 00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:07,580 Where do they think they are? At the Chamber? 131 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:13,500 How shameful! 132 00:14:15,870 --> 00:14:19,920 He's off his rocker! Look at what he did to me! 133 00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:23,670 He's the senator! Did you know he was a Juventus fan? 134 00:14:25,670 --> 00:14:28,710 He's crazy! Get him. Tie him! 135 00:14:28,890 --> 00:14:31,640 - Let's call the sheriff! - Go away! 136 00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:34,370 Let me by! 137 00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:43,790 - Help! There's a lunatic there! - He's totally insane! 138 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:47,330 - Let's run away! - Call the army. 139 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,040 How embarrassing! 140 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,540 Help! 141 00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:55,660 Thank you, "herr" director, for this urgent hospitalized. 142 00:15:55,890 --> 00:16:00,520 This and much more for a colleague of the famous Vienna school. 143 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,810 - Who is it? - What? 144 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:08,030 I am counting on your discretion. We're travelling incognito. 145 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,040 - Ja. I mean yes. - Charge! 146 00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:14,080 Charge! 147 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,450 - Are you crazy? - Yes. Why? 148 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,100 Charge! 149 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:26,420 General Custer! Little Big Horn is on the other side! 150 00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:31,870 His imperial highness, arch-duke of Austria! 151 00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:38,290 Is he crazy? 152 00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:42,210 No, thank you. Some other time. 153 00:16:48,390 --> 00:16:51,250 - "Nein"! Complete! - Nothing to me? 154 00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,080 One! A little medal! 155 00:16:55,210 --> 00:16:56,800 Little one! 156 00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:58,500 He's really... 157 00:16:58,670 --> 00:17:01,790 He is convinced of being Democratic. 158 00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:06,120 But he's the future emperor. He can't be a Democratic emperor. 159 00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:09,540 You were right in taking him to America. 160 00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:12,460 He'll heal from Democracy here. 161 00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:15,750 I trust the American revolutionary technique. 162 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,870 I can entrust my patient to you 163 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:23,120 for a small shock therapy based on electricity? 164 00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:26,140 - Are you deaf? No! - A little medal! 165 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:30,080 - I said no! - Help! Let me get off the horse! 166 00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:34,000 - Do you know the electric chair? - Electroshock! Yes! 167 00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,140 He'll recover, dead or alive! 168 00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:38,670 Are you crazy? I'll give you an electroshock! 169 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,420 Save the professor! Hurry! 170 00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:43,960 You get down! This isn't the riding range. 171 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,620 - Have faith! - What is it? 172 00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:50,780 Always with the American flag on top. I'm not the White House! 173 00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:53,570 See? He is robust. 174 00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:56,120 It's best to use strong methods. 175 00:17:57,670 --> 00:18:00,210 Thank you for your trust. I am honored. 176 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:03,120 - I am honored. - The honor is mine. 177 00:18:03,370 --> 00:18:05,540 - I tell you that the honor is mine. - No, mine. 178 00:18:05,790 --> 00:18:07,790 - If I may, it's mine. - No, mine. 179 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,290 - It's mine too. - Be quiet! 180 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:13,250 - Will it take a half hour? - Yes. 181 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,750 There is the electricity problem. 182 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:20,050 To save, we do electroshocks every other day. 183 00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:25,040 I could take advantage to visit your modern insane asylum. 184 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:29,040 - My assistant will accompany you. - "Nein"! 185 00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:31,850 - Why disturb him? - No, I insistently insist. 186 00:18:32,030 --> 00:18:34,740 My assistant will accompany you. 187 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,080 - That way, please. - Come, Professor. 188 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,030 Let's enter from the main office. 189 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,790 Go away, ugly animal! 190 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:51,420 Take him away. It's not time to walk him yet. 191 00:19:08,170 --> 00:19:11,710 Why don't they put a railroad crossing? 192 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:15,180 I'll give you a medal for your bother. 193 00:19:15,540 --> 00:19:19,580 - Ja. I mean, yes! - Show me the patients first. 194 00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:21,620 Watch out! 195 00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:29,790 The Colorado Express. 196 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,120 It is never on time! 197 00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:37,620 My famous method is that of a country where the individual is respected. 198 00:19:38,330 --> 00:19:42,040 Neither cold showers or chains in my asylum. 199 00:19:42,290 --> 00:19:45,250 - Understand, highness? - "Highness" disgusts me. 200 00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:48,300 Certainly. I can understand. 201 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,670 But you must open up completely to me. 202 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,070 For you I'm not just a doctor. I am everything. 203 00:19:55,330 --> 00:19:57,540 I am a friend, a mother, a girlfriend. 204 00:19:57,790 --> 00:20:00,670 I care for you, my dear. 205 00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:03,170 Don't get so friendly and call me "highness". 206 00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:07,140 - Don't wink at me! - I am winking at you? 207 00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,710 I am winking at him? 208 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:11,960 Be quiet! 209 00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:16,540 He thinks he's the Statue of Liberty. 210 00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:20,030 - Does the other believe in liberty? - Who believes it anymore? 211 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,210 He believes in cigars. They're his. 212 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,030 - Help! - What about him? 213 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,060 Excuse me. Help! Help! 214 00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:32,270 - Help! - No, it's not an interesting case. 215 00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:36,530 A simple persecution mania. He sees three huge men following him. 216 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:41,040 - But they don't exist! - I find it interesting. 217 00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:44,040 - I'd like to examine him. - No! 218 00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:47,620 There are hundreds of cases more important than his. 219 00:20:47,870 --> 00:20:50,750 These: blind, deaf and mute. 220 00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:55,000 No, they are new. They're just any three huge men! 221 00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:57,750 - "Bitte". Interested in the medal? - Ja! 222 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,040 - I want that man. Where is he? - I don't know. 223 00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:05,080 You think in an asylum we won't find a lunatic? 224 00:21:06,670 --> 00:21:08,290 This way! 225 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,170 The director is here! 226 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:41,410 Let's see. He's not here. 227 00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:43,830 Maybe he is here. No! 228 00:21:45,790 --> 00:21:47,790 He's here, but it's not him. 229 00:21:50,730 --> 00:21:52,810 It can't be him. 230 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:56,120 It can't be, but where can he be? Why isn't he here anymore? 231 00:21:56,350 --> 00:21:58,060 I'll check again. 232 00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:03,620 No. Don't go over there. It's impossible. 233 00:22:03,870 --> 00:22:07,710 - Stop! You can't. It's closed. - Open! 234 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,960 - Never! - You want the medals? Then open. 235 00:22:11,180 --> 00:22:14,350 - The dangerous wild ones are there. - Two medals. 236 00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:16,790 No, I can't. 237 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,120 - Three medals! - I really can't. 238 00:22:20,170 --> 00:22:22,500 I want to ruin myself! Four medals. 239 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,870 I'll open! - How much? 240 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:27,000 - Four medals. - Four medals? 241 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,120 - I pass. - Pass! 242 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:32,920 Please... 243 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,980 It cures everything. Excellent for total lunatics. 244 00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:47,100 He's not here. 245 00:22:53,420 --> 00:22:55,420 He's not in here. 246 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,870 I know, and I always fall for it! 247 00:23:04,010 --> 00:23:06,300 - The door! - Excuse me. 248 00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:09,540 He's not here. 249 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:15,120 - It won't open here! - Darn it! 250 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,960 Why won't it open? It's crazy! 251 00:23:20,790 --> 00:23:23,120 - What is this? - It looks like a key. 252 00:23:23,370 --> 00:23:27,040 It's the key that won't open a thing. I never understood why. 253 00:23:27,290 --> 00:23:30,040 Help! Help! 254 00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:33,580 - Help! - He has a fixation. There he is! 255 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,680 Help! 256 00:23:41,870 --> 00:23:46,170 I am honored, highness, of being able to experiment on you 257 00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:48,960 the new therapy I invented 258 00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:52,350 based on the principle of electric energy. 259 00:23:52,530 --> 00:23:55,570 Are you ready? Go! 260 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,420 Minus ten, minus nine! Minus eight! 261 00:23:59,670 --> 00:24:02,120 - What is he doing? - I don't know? 262 00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:05,190 Six! 263 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,410 Five, four, three, 264 00:24:08,540 --> 00:24:11,080 two, one, 265 00:24:11,210 --> 00:24:12,750 zero! 266 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,040 This way. Hello, chief. 267 00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:26,440 Sitting Bull. 268 00:24:27,290 --> 00:24:29,750 He's not here. Here either. 269 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:37,150 Scoundrel! I'll destroy you! 270 00:24:37,290 --> 00:24:40,290 You took away my chair. Now I am Standing Bull! 271 00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:43,790 - Don't run! Where are you going? - I don't know. My glasses are gone. 272 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,790 Tresette! 273 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,380 - Poison! - Present! 274 00:25:01,540 --> 00:25:05,290 Are you crazy? In here, too? 275 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:09,220 You are missing a sense of measure! 276 00:25:09,370 --> 00:25:13,890 I caught you! You weren't expecting it, huh? 277 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,800 What? You've been trying for two years! 278 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,670 Now we'll see who the fastest gun in the West is! 279 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,710 - You want to shoot? - How will I kill you, if not? 280 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,870 I don't know. I only know that if you shoot, 281 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:32,080 we'll stay here forever with a straightjacket. 282 00:25:32,290 --> 00:25:33,920 You think? 283 00:25:36,580 --> 00:25:38,080 - Cigar? - Why? 284 00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:40,210 Even men sentenced to death, smoke. 285 00:25:42,210 --> 00:25:46,420 - We'll fight later. - Of course. We'll fight. 286 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,540 It's good. 287 00:25:55,170 --> 00:25:58,080 Didn't you used to smoke cigarillos? 288 00:25:58,210 --> 00:26:00,540 Yes. But they make these just for me. 289 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,470 I see! 290 00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:11,330 You don't trust me! 291 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,200 Tresette! Tresette, where are you? 292 00:26:23,330 --> 00:26:26,250 Come out and fight, if you have the courage! 293 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,500 Tresette! Tresette! 294 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,680 - What is it? - Sleeping medication. 295 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,220 Don't move. The needle will break. 296 00:26:41,790 --> 00:26:45,990 - Tresette, you tricked me! - Of course! 297 00:26:51,790 --> 00:26:54,540 Help! Help! 298 00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:56,500 Help me! 299 00:26:58,870 --> 00:27:02,120 Help! Professor, colleague! Help me! 300 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:04,790 - This way. - Thank you. You're a friend. 301 00:27:06,540 --> 00:27:08,170 Who is it? 302 00:27:15,290 --> 00:27:17,920 Help! A friend, my foot! 303 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,830 Help! 304 00:27:20,670 --> 00:27:24,540 - What do you want from me? - I told you to sing! 305 00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:28,500 - Are you being funny? - Am I disturbing? 306 00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:35,920 If you want to play, play softly! 307 00:27:36,170 --> 00:27:38,870 I have to sleep! I am in command here! 308 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,290 Do you mind if we form a quartet? 309 00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:45,580 You aren't crazy, just stupid. 310 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:55,040 Stop! One, two, three, four, you hope to have him sing. 311 00:27:55,290 --> 00:27:58,000 One, two, three, four, big mistake. He is shrewd. 312 00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:01,250 One, two, three, four, since he doesn't want to be found, 313 00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:04,500 one, two, three, four, he hid in an asylum. One! 314 00:28:08,210 --> 00:28:13,580 Where are you going? Why doesn't he want to be found? 315 00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:17,450 He stole the 100,000 dollars of the Yuma post office holdup. 316 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,210 Go! 317 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:27,920 - Mine or yours? - Don't know! 318 00:28:28,310 --> 00:28:31,350 Hadn't Frisco Joe stolen it? 319 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:34,420 Frisco Joe had stolen the money on the train. 320 00:28:34,730 --> 00:28:37,140 But that shrewd guy who was in the gang, 321 00:28:37,330 --> 00:28:39,460 swiped it from the boss. Right? 322 00:28:39,690 --> 00:28:42,530 That is what Frisco Joe told us when he sent us here. 323 00:28:42,790 --> 00:28:44,620 What've you got to do with it? 324 00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:47,290 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 325 00:28:51,370 --> 00:28:53,870 My head! What happened? 326 00:28:55,370 --> 00:29:00,100 - Hey! Where do you want to go? - I have to... 327 00:29:00,390 --> 00:29:03,570 Let me go. I am the director. 328 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:07,370 You're leaving me with this on my head? Are you crazy? 329 00:29:07,460 --> 00:29:11,360 Did you say you're my mother? Then cure me. 330 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,550 He said it, didn't he? 331 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,560 - You don't trust me? - Well... 332 00:29:15,650 --> 00:29:17,730 Stop winking at me! 333 00:29:18,530 --> 00:29:20,640 How are you, Frank Faina? 334 00:29:20,710 --> 00:29:23,800 I don't know how Franco Faina is. I don't know him. 335 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,460 - No? - I am Slim Popcorn. 336 00:29:27,670 --> 00:29:30,040 Popcorn as in "popcorn"! 337 00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:34,670 - Popcorn? Oh, come on! - Nobody believes me! 338 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:39,790 Everyone says they are someone else in here, but I'm not another person. 339 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,580 I am myself, and that's all. 340 00:29:45,850 --> 00:29:47,220 Coffee! 341 00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:51,830 My coffee! 342 00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:54,060 You're dropping it on the floor? 343 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:56,710 Scoundrel! 344 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,920 I'll have you fired! 345 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,580 You have me wait an hour for coffee and you drop it on the floor? 346 00:30:02,790 --> 00:30:05,790 Did you forget who the boss here is? I am in command here! 347 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,120 I want coffee in bed. Go get another one. 348 00:30:09,370 --> 00:30:10,670 Go! 349 00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:14,360 Reverend, excuse me. He is right. 350 00:30:14,710 --> 00:30:17,960 He really thinks he is Slim Popcorn. 351 00:30:18,170 --> 00:30:19,790 Oh, please! 352 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,870 Oh, please! 353 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,210 Then why are these dancers upset with you? 354 00:30:27,470 --> 00:30:31,040 - They are Frisco Joe's people. - Frisco Joe? 355 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:32,660 Reverend! 356 00:30:34,790 --> 00:30:36,540 Who is Frisco Joe? 357 00:30:36,850 --> 00:30:40,980 - This guy's partner! - But I'm not Frisco Joe. 358 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,330 - You didn't say it, but he did. - Me? 359 00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:47,760 - Go "fudge" off! - You cause confusion with names! 360 00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:49,600 Frank Faina! 361 00:30:50,290 --> 00:30:53,620 I am Slim Popcorn! 362 00:30:53,870 --> 00:30:57,210 - No, you're Frank Faina. - Why do you say he's Frisco Joe? 363 00:30:57,370 --> 00:31:00,210 Who is the lunatic in here? 364 00:31:00,390 --> 00:31:04,140 Enough of machine slavery! 365 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:08,120 Enough of revolutionary techniques. I said enough! 366 00:31:08,370 --> 00:31:10,830 Let's say yes to revolutionary therapies. 367 00:31:10,950 --> 00:31:13,450 I called this solution "Fresh Head". 368 00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:16,370 I have the exclusive of the formula. 369 00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:20,330 With its psychomotor vessel action, it stimulates the cells of the brain, 370 00:31:20,470 --> 00:31:26,050 re-activates the blood circulation and expels the fumes of folly. 371 00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:30,120 Nine madmen out of ten prefer "Fresh Head". 372 00:31:30,250 --> 00:31:32,670 - Tell him you are Frank Faina! - No! 373 00:31:32,870 --> 00:31:34,710 - I'm Slim Faina. - It's not true. 374 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,550 - Frank Popcorn. - It's not true. 375 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,820 - Darn you. You're making me flub up! - Stop it! 376 00:31:39,910 --> 00:31:41,530 - He's right! - Thank you. 377 00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:43,080 You started it. 378 00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:46,050 - Who sent you in here? - The people of the United States! 379 00:31:50,290 --> 00:31:53,170 - I'll tell you who I am. - Silence. Who questioned you? 380 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,520 - Him! - Why? 381 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,460 He says I'm Frank Faina. 382 00:31:58,620 --> 00:32:02,370 It's crazy! You had me believe you are Slim Popcorn. 383 00:32:02,550 --> 00:32:04,720 But I am Slim Popcorn. 384 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:09,170 Who gives a darn! Don't scream! I am in charge here! 385 00:32:09,420 --> 00:32:10,960 Coffee. 386 00:32:15,790 --> 00:32:18,550 How disgusting! It's cold! 387 00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:22,490 Bring a hot one right away! Run! 388 00:32:25,530 --> 00:32:27,610 Then you are Slim Popcorn. 389 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,300 - Frank Faina! - Yes? What are you making me say? 390 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,320 I am Slim Popcorn. 391 00:32:41,670 --> 00:32:45,750 Help! I'm suffocating! I am Frank Faina! I'll talk! 392 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,260 Help! Help! 393 00:32:53,370 --> 00:32:56,620 You've decided. Where is the key to the safety box? 394 00:32:56,810 --> 00:32:59,440 Key? Box? What box? I don't understand. 395 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,100 Oh, no? 396 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,610 Yes, come! Come! 397 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,000 - It's yours. - Thank you. 398 00:33:14,170 --> 00:33:17,800 I'll tell everything! Stop! Help! 399 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,000 What is it? 400 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,540 - Where is the key? - Where is it? 401 00:33:27,790 --> 00:33:30,000 Alright. Keep the key. 402 00:33:30,210 --> 00:33:32,920 When you leave here, go to the bank. Who will you find? 403 00:33:33,130 --> 00:33:36,130 - Who will I find? - Frisco Joe and companions. 404 00:33:36,370 --> 00:33:39,580 You want to see what they'll do to you? 405 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,330 Is it my turn? 406 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,350 What are you waiting for? 407 00:33:49,540 --> 00:33:51,720 Help! I'll tell you everything! 408 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:53,880 - I'll tell you where the key is. - Swear! 409 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,350 - I swear! - He'll swear. Let's celebrate. 410 00:34:19,790 --> 00:34:23,120 - Why the champagne? - I launched him. 411 00:34:23,750 --> 00:34:26,460 It's tiring to negotiate with them. 412 00:34:26,780 --> 00:34:31,780 It's not good for you at your age. I'll do all the work. 50-50. 413 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,700 No, I'm the boss here! I don't agree to fifty-fifty. 414 00:34:35,820 --> 00:34:37,820 - Let's... - Let's do this! 415 00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:43,040 Our rule is that the patient must feel at home. 416 00:34:43,450 --> 00:34:46,700 - Excuse me. - Be careful! 417 00:34:46,790 --> 00:34:50,670 The patient must relax in a serene atmosphere 418 00:34:50,850 --> 00:34:55,220 that offers all comforts. We have personalized personnel too. 419 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,260 - I don't like chatting barbers. - Excuse me. 420 00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,190 - Close shave. - Yes, sir. 421 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,630 I went to my home in Cactus River 422 00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:08,750 and slept at my cousin Drakeman's. - Get to the point. 423 00:35:08,830 --> 00:35:12,360 You remember when you went, but not where you put the key. 424 00:35:12,460 --> 00:35:15,830 - Of course. He's crazy. - Hey! 425 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:20,210 I don't remember, but what are you doing with that straightjacket? 426 00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:23,540 - I'll tell you later. Go on. - While I was running away, 427 00:35:23,730 --> 00:35:26,370 I fell from the horse. - Poor thing! 428 00:35:26,660 --> 00:35:29,750 I hit myself here and it still hurts. A lot! 429 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,670 But in Cactus River you had the key. 430 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,920 Four Eyes, what are you doing with this straightjacket? 431 00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:42,620 - What do you care? - What do I care? I am the boss here! 432 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,880 - You aren't the boss. - Oh, no? 433 00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:47,750 Are you the boss? He is the boss! 434 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:53,090 - The key is in Cactus River. - I don't know if I lost or hid it. 435 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:56,500 But it's in one of those places I told you about at Cactus River. 436 00:35:59,710 --> 00:36:03,290 Murderer! You're doing it on purpose! 437 00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:06,580 You don't want me to have coffee, but I... 438 00:36:06,830 --> 00:36:09,420 No, I'll have coffee at the cafe. 439 00:36:09,590 --> 00:36:12,750 I'll go to Chicago where they make excellent coffee! 440 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,170 Come. I'll pay yours, too. Go! 441 00:36:15,420 --> 00:36:18,540 - Go, go! - Finally alone. 442 00:36:20,790 --> 00:36:24,210 But I don't know what you're doing with a straightjacket? 443 00:36:24,460 --> 00:36:26,870 - What is it? - Show me your tongue. 444 00:36:28,310 --> 00:36:30,190 Achtung! 445 00:36:31,750 --> 00:36:34,790 His highness is in danger! Save him! 446 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,330 There is a big epidemic! 447 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,210 Your patient is very sick. 448 00:36:43,460 --> 00:36:45,870 Unfortunate, some more, some less... 449 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,460 Not in the head, but in the body. 450 00:36:49,610 --> 00:36:53,100 It's full of small red spots. Absolutely disgusting! 451 00:36:53,150 --> 00:36:55,080 No! Darn! 452 00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:58,740 Sir, excuse me. I'm talking to you. 453 00:36:58,830 --> 00:37:01,540 - Do you mind helping me? - Wake up! 454 00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:04,790 Wake up! Look! 455 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:08,100 Get me out of here! Hurry! 456 00:37:08,290 --> 00:37:10,250 - What's the matter? - Don't know! 457 00:37:10,370 --> 00:37:13,030 Don't be afraid. It's a joke. 458 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:16,110 Who cares. Let's get him. 459 00:37:16,180 --> 00:37:19,160 Are you starting again? I already said everything. 460 00:37:19,330 --> 00:37:21,920 - Help! - It's terrible. 461 00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:23,700 Look from outside. 462 00:37:24,780 --> 00:37:27,290 - The plague! - The plague? 463 00:37:27,540 --> 00:37:32,500 - He's kidding. It's carnival. - Help! Let us out! 464 00:37:32,730 --> 00:37:36,270 Adam! Where is that darn key? 465 00:37:36,540 --> 00:37:40,620 Don't let them out. I'll send them the vaccine from Vienna. 466 00:37:42,670 --> 00:37:45,040 Thank you, illustrious colleague. 467 00:37:45,290 --> 00:37:48,210 What a gentlemen! What a scientist! 468 00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:50,250 What a friend! 469 00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:54,670 Fuck off! 470 00:37:59,780 --> 00:38:01,530 - What is it? - Poison. 471 00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:07,370 Tresette, I know you're in there. Come out and fight. 472 00:38:07,490 --> 00:38:09,820 - Are you vaccinated? - No, why? 473 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,710 - There's the plague! - You think of anything! 474 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,830 But I won't fall for it! 475 00:38:15,930 --> 00:38:18,120 Do I look so stupid? 476 00:38:18,370 --> 00:38:22,120 No. "Poison" is written on my forehead! "P" as in powerful. 477 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:26,540 "O" as in omnipotent. "I" as in intelligent. 478 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,710 - What is it? - Be careful. 479 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,420 Let's run! 480 00:38:43,150 --> 00:38:44,690 Help! 481 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,540 - Run! - Help! 482 00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:52,540 After you, highness. 483 00:39:07,330 --> 00:39:09,420 Something is fishy. 484 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,460 Why are we going to Cactus River at night? 485 00:39:13,770 --> 00:39:16,310 To look for the key. 486 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:20,950 - Very funny! Why at night? - Because at night someone sleeps. 487 00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:23,720 - Someone? - Would you sleep at night 488 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,590 with so many trains going by? - No, I'd be furious. 489 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:31,280 Like the people at Cactus River. They don't sleep at night. 490 00:39:31,420 --> 00:39:34,250 So they are furious during the day. Can you go faster? 491 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,000 I am trying. 492 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:42,750 The 3 huge guys were running so fast they must've reached Frisco Joe. 493 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:46,710 If we don't step on it, they'll soon be on top of us. 494 00:39:46,890 --> 00:39:51,390 - Let's hurry. - It's not easy with this thing. 495 00:39:51,710 --> 00:39:55,620 Why did they put austerity for horses? 496 00:39:55,870 --> 00:40:00,620 In the east they cut the fodder supply. 497 00:40:14,650 --> 00:40:17,070 Idiots! Imbeciles! 498 00:40:20,370 --> 00:40:21,920 You let him get away! 499 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:24,170 It was the pan's fault. 500 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,000 Hold still! 501 00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:34,750 How can you get a cannonball shot in the rear end? 502 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,330 He should have gotten hit in the face. 503 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:42,580 But the boss didn't get tricked and turned around. 504 00:40:42,870 --> 00:40:44,750 You are shrewd, boss. 505 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,640 Slo... slo... 506 00:40:48,370 --> 00:40:50,670 Slowly, butcher. 507 00:40:51,030 --> 00:40:55,660 - Where did you take me? - He's the best vet in Texas! 508 00:40:55,750 --> 00:40:59,290 You expected to find the Policlinico's head doctor? 509 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:01,290 Boss! 510 00:41:06,370 --> 00:41:08,370 Dar... dar... 511 00:41:08,580 --> 00:41:11,710 Hold still. I can't see very well. 512 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,620 Darn them! 513 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,730 They weren't capable of having the old man talk either. 514 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,650 We have to follow Tre... Tre... Tre... 515 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,580 That makes nine! 516 00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:28,200 - Always on this side! - Where did Tresette go? 517 00:41:28,470 --> 00:41:32,500 I didn't ask him. Guys, the boss wants you! 518 00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:36,290 They must be afraid of... 519 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:47,770 - The plague! - The plague? Let's run away! 520 00:41:47,870 --> 00:41:50,000 Hurry! 521 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,120 Who doesn't run away with me, may the plague... 522 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,160 hit him! 523 00:41:58,740 --> 00:42:00,010 Is this carnival time? 524 00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:02,500 - Are you stupid? - I am. Why? 525 00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:15,150 - Just a moment. - Hurry up! 526 00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:25,460 You ugly son of... 527 00:42:36,830 --> 00:42:38,580 To you and your sister. 528 00:42:39,790 --> 00:42:44,040 You tie the bike? Isn't the time you had me waste, enough? 529 00:42:44,140 --> 00:42:46,250 Is it my fault if we got 3 flat tires? 530 00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:51,740 It'll be dawn in 2 hours. Who has undertakers work, get up early. 531 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,730 Let's get going. 532 00:43:03,140 --> 00:43:04,980 Here they are! 533 00:43:06,790 --> 00:43:08,630 Hurry! Let's go! 534 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,620 Who is he? 535 00:43:40,790 --> 00:43:42,580 Look at that ball! 536 00:43:42,850 --> 00:43:44,760 Bravo! Bravo! 537 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,420 - A perfect fall. - My foot! 538 00:43:47,670 --> 00:43:50,960 - The step is broken. - No. You are good. 539 00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:53,170 You're an artist! 540 00:43:53,790 --> 00:43:55,790 You are good and modest. 541 00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:00,210 Welcome to the big family of the Drakeman Circus! 542 00:44:00,460 --> 00:44:04,470 - Where is the circus? - I am the circus. Look! 543 00:44:05,350 --> 00:44:09,940 Your attention! Drakeman, the great knife thrower. 544 00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:14,730 Drakeman, the acrobat. 545 00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:20,210 Drakeman, the equilibrist. No hands! 546 00:44:21,140 --> 00:44:23,220 Drakeman, the illusionist! 547 00:44:26,260 --> 00:44:29,550 Drakeman, the tamer, the horseback rider, the acrobat! 548 00:44:31,700 --> 00:44:33,870 What are you doing? Watch out! 549 00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:38,310 Don't scratch yourself, murderer! That is very delicate! 550 00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:39,840 Cleopatra! 551 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:43,870 Come out. Don't be an idiot. The gentleman doesn't know you. 552 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,760 Here you are, you little rascal! 553 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,370 Give your master a little kiss. 554 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,120 Now go to sleep! Sweet dreams. 555 00:44:53,370 --> 00:44:56,710 Dream of a nice big dog. Go in the house, first floor. 556 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,790 Drakeman, the flea tamer. 557 00:44:59,980 --> 00:45:03,270 Ok, Circus. You want me to tell you why I came to you? 558 00:45:03,580 --> 00:45:07,920 Circus, where are you going? Where are you? 559 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,670 Circus! 560 00:45:11,130 --> 00:45:15,290 - Who goes there? - Voilà! Drakeman, the clown! 561 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,620 Did you come on your own, or did someone send you? 562 00:45:20,870 --> 00:45:23,250 Slim Popcorn told me... 563 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:25,870 Frank Faina, my cousin! Bravo! 564 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:30,040 I told him I wanted an assistant. I can't do everything. 565 00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:36,750 Drakeman, the magician. Pick one. 566 00:45:38,460 --> 00:45:40,080 - Did you look at it? - Yes. 567 00:45:40,290 --> 00:45:42,750 Keep it. I have another fifty-one! 568 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,750 What is it? 569 00:45:53,290 --> 00:45:56,830 Ladies and gentlemen, Drakeman the juggler! 570 00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,190 I will teach you everything. 571 00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:02,670 You must use your hands well, but above all, your head! 572 00:46:03,060 --> 00:46:06,170 Oh, God! Oh, God! The lion! 573 00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:10,630 - Is it you again? - No, Agenore the lion. 574 00:46:12,710 --> 00:46:14,750 Hold still. I hope he likes hit. 575 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,710 He's become fussy with his ulcer. 576 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:22,170 Today I cooked rabbit in white sauce for him. Look! 577 00:46:22,490 --> 00:46:25,040 - Poor Harvey! - Is it still you? 578 00:46:25,090 --> 00:46:27,220 No, it's the tamed rabbit. 579 00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:29,790 I cooked it because the lion has an ulcer. 580 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,480 As they say... Better a lion today... 581 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:36,020 So I'll do the hat number with the cat. 582 00:46:36,110 --> 00:46:38,580 He isn't trained but he doesn't scratch. 583 00:46:39,580 --> 00:46:43,830 Harvey! Daddy's pet! You're not cooked. 584 00:46:44,330 --> 00:46:46,460 Jesus, I ate the cat! 585 00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:50,040 It's ready! I'm coming! 586 00:46:50,290 --> 00:46:53,960 I'm coming, Agenore! The master's favorite. I'm coming! 587 00:46:54,170 --> 00:46:55,750 Here! 588 00:46:58,580 --> 00:47:01,620 It's me. Your meal is ready. 589 00:47:05,090 --> 00:47:07,670 Drakeman, the orchestra conductor. 590 00:47:07,870 --> 00:47:11,250 Taste how good it is. My boy! 591 00:47:13,290 --> 00:47:14,960 The key! 592 00:47:15,170 --> 00:47:17,620 Yes! Where did he put it? 593 00:47:22,420 --> 00:47:24,250 The key! 594 00:47:31,180 --> 00:47:32,800 He didn't like it! 595 00:47:39,170 --> 00:47:41,000 It's in here. 596 00:47:44,470 --> 00:47:46,720 What are you doing? This way! 597 00:47:53,210 --> 00:47:54,830 Go on! 598 00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:57,120 Go in. 599 00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:03,370 - What can it be? - What can it ever be? A cat. 600 00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:05,250 Go! 601 00:48:07,460 --> 00:48:09,290 Who are you? 602 00:48:11,060 --> 00:48:14,330 Help! My gosh! 603 00:48:14,780 --> 00:48:16,820 Get out! Stop! 604 00:48:16,870 --> 00:48:19,250 - What is it? - I give up! 605 00:48:25,750 --> 00:48:28,120 Wow, what a cat! 606 00:48:46,170 --> 00:48:48,420 The glove is cumbersome. 607 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:55,000 - Who was that? - Why are you whistling? I'm here! 608 00:48:55,050 --> 00:48:56,800 Go on! 609 00:48:58,370 --> 00:49:00,070 Go on! 610 00:49:01,580 --> 00:49:03,620 Darn, it's dark! 611 00:49:09,210 --> 00:49:11,500 - What is it? - Be quiet! 612 00:49:13,830 --> 00:49:17,250 Don't cause a mess, imbecile! Or it's not a surprise. 613 00:49:17,830 --> 00:49:20,210 How will we surprise Tresette? 614 00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:23,040 - How? - What did the boss tell us? 615 00:49:23,290 --> 00:49:26,830 - "Imbeciles"! - He said to hide 616 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:31,540 in Frank Faina's home and to wait for Tresette to massacre him! 617 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:34,970 Don't make me laugh. The slap hurts. 618 00:49:35,060 --> 00:49:37,000 Get up! 619 00:49:37,210 --> 00:49:39,120 Up! Listen. 620 00:49:39,370 --> 00:49:41,830 You hide there, and I'll hide here. 621 00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,750 Boo! Tresette! 622 00:49:45,830 --> 00:49:47,580 Hi. 623 00:49:52,310 --> 00:49:55,690 - No. You can be seen like that. - Pull me down, imbecile! 624 00:49:58,930 --> 00:50:00,500 - You can't do it. - Why not? 625 00:50:00,550 --> 00:50:02,550 It's not fair like this. 626 00:50:06,830 --> 00:50:08,250 Dictator! 627 00:50:12,570 --> 00:50:16,570 You're kicking now, too? What'll you do with the scissors? 628 00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:18,920 You want to cut the rope? 629 00:50:19,170 --> 00:50:22,870 You can't leave like this! I'll show you! 630 00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:32,120 Give me your hand. 631 00:50:38,670 --> 00:50:41,620 The hand! Not the finger! 632 00:51:02,170 --> 00:51:03,250 One! 633 00:51:03,630 --> 00:51:05,380 Two! Three! 634 00:51:06,210 --> 00:51:09,620 Four, five, six! 635 00:51:09,830 --> 00:51:12,170 Seven, eight, nine! 636 00:51:12,420 --> 00:51:15,000 Ten! Out! 637 00:51:16,670 --> 00:51:18,120 Cigar? 638 00:51:24,460 --> 00:51:26,870 Drakeman, fire eater! 639 00:51:27,990 --> 00:51:29,530 - Give me your eyes! - Why? 640 00:51:30,530 --> 00:51:33,690 Drakeman, hypnotizer! Sleep! Sleep! 641 00:51:33,830 --> 00:51:38,170 - I'm not sleepy. - Sleep! Sleep! 642 00:51:43,850 --> 00:51:45,760 I did it! 643 00:51:45,890 --> 00:51:47,380 I did it! 644 00:51:47,490 --> 00:51:50,090 It's the first time since May of 1962. 645 00:51:50,290 --> 00:51:52,540 San Gennaro performed the miracle! Who is it? 646 00:51:52,850 --> 00:51:56,800 - Good evening. - Does he have iron in his head? 647 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,870 What do you want? They don't answer! 648 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,920 - Acrobat! - You are fans! 649 00:52:03,170 --> 00:52:06,210 - You want an autograph? - Pull out the key. 650 00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:09,400 Right away. Ladies and gentlemen, here's to you, 651 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:13,080 Drakeman, the illusionist in his performing number. 652 00:52:13,330 --> 00:52:15,580 - Your attention! - Is it the performance? 653 00:52:15,790 --> 00:52:17,210 For free! 654 00:52:17,390 --> 00:52:20,220 Voilà. Here is the key. No, it's a safety pin. 655 00:52:22,460 --> 00:52:23,790 Just a moment! 656 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,620 "Voilì" and voilà, the key is here! 657 00:52:27,870 --> 00:52:31,830 I never guess! "Voilì" e voilà, the key is here! 658 00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:35,420 The sardines are hanging on to it, but the key is there. 659 00:52:35,610 --> 00:52:39,780 Listen, acrobat! I don't like it. 660 00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,870 If you don't give us Frank Faina's key, 661 00:52:43,050 --> 00:52:47,390 we'll play a nice game. - We'll have you become a sardine. 662 00:52:47,710 --> 00:52:50,710 - And we'll put you in here! - What key? 663 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,960 Frank didn't leave any key. 664 00:52:54,670 --> 00:52:57,870 Hold your hands still! You don't know who I am! 665 00:52:58,030 --> 00:53:01,740 I am Drakeman the magician. I’ll make you disappear! 666 00:53:01,940 --> 00:53:05,110 Show us how you do it. 667 00:53:05,350 --> 00:53:08,600 Abra cadabra, the bad man will disappear! 668 00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:13,790 He disappeared! 669 00:53:15,250 --> 00:53:17,830 Yes. One, two... 670 00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:21,460 One, two and... How much is three minus one? 671 00:53:21,710 --> 00:53:24,040 - Two! - Sure? He really disappeared! 672 00:53:25,420 --> 00:53:28,870 Your attention. Guess what is in here. 673 00:53:29,870 --> 00:53:33,540 - The key! - No! A punch! 674 00:53:37,580 --> 00:53:39,620 Give us Gelsomino back! 675 00:53:39,830 --> 00:53:42,630 - Right away! - Pull him out! 676 00:53:42,870 --> 00:53:44,750 You want to go on playing? 677 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,830 - I'll give you a return game. - Thanks. 678 00:53:47,870 --> 00:53:50,420 - Guess what is inside here. - A punch! 679 00:53:50,670 --> 00:53:52,620 No! A mouth rinse! 680 00:53:53,870 --> 00:53:56,120 Look who is here! Odd or even? 681 00:53:56,370 --> 00:53:59,330 You won't trick me. Let's count! 682 00:53:59,620 --> 00:54:01,910 - For me? - No, for me! 683 00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:03,490 Alright. 684 00:54:08,170 --> 00:54:10,290 Bravo! Bravo! 685 00:54:10,540 --> 00:54:12,290 Watch out! 686 00:54:21,170 --> 00:54:22,720 God bless! 687 00:54:25,290 --> 00:54:27,920 Bravo! Watch out! 688 00:54:45,370 --> 00:54:46,710 It's hot! 689 00:54:48,540 --> 00:54:50,750 Let's run away! 690 00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:54,170 - Help! - This way! 691 00:54:54,420 --> 00:54:56,420 Circulate! 692 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,000 Arsonist! 693 00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:14,920 Go to sleep! 694 00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,500 Now we'll look for the key. 695 00:55:40,100 --> 00:55:44,790 Tresette! I found you again. Fight! 696 00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:50,120 In a closet? Does it seem serious? What if people find out? 697 00:55:51,330 --> 00:55:53,170 - Excuse me? - You won't trick me! 698 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:56,180 Who could find out in a closet? The woodworms? 699 00:55:56,380 --> 00:55:59,800 - Right. If you insist... - I insist! 700 00:56:00,290 --> 00:56:03,120 - I insist. - Help me, then. 701 00:56:03,670 --> 00:56:06,740 It's disgusting, Ku Klux Klan brothers. 702 00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:10,710 So disgusting that it disgusts me! 703 00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,210 Did I explain that? 704 00:56:14,290 --> 00:56:17,410 The blacks have raised their heads again. You know why? 705 00:56:18,090 --> 00:56:21,620 No, you don't, but I'll tell you. 706 00:56:22,430 --> 00:56:26,140 We just play around, we goof off here. 707 00:56:26,260 --> 00:56:28,100 We don't work! 708 00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:31,750 Dear brothers, we sleep here. 709 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:35,290 As the proverb from our dear south says, 710 00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:37,920 "Who sleeps doesn't catch blacks!" Understand? 711 00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:41,460 Boss, it's "Who sleeps doesn't catch fish." 712 00:56:41,710 --> 00:56:44,120 What do I care about fish? 713 00:56:44,290 --> 00:56:47,540 I want blacks! Is that clear? 714 00:56:50,830 --> 00:56:52,710 - My nose. - Pardon me. 715 00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:55,540 My foot! I am a gunfighter, not a clothes rack. 716 00:56:55,750 --> 00:57:00,040 It was your idea. It's crazy to fight in a closet. 717 00:57:02,030 --> 00:57:05,080 I told you there's no room. Hold this. 718 00:57:05,290 --> 00:57:08,120 - The ear! - If they hear us, 719 00:57:08,290 --> 00:57:11,120 it'll be a mess. - Why? 720 00:57:11,370 --> 00:57:15,180 - Those people hate blacks. - What do we care? We are whites. 721 00:57:15,380 --> 00:57:16,790 - Me. - And me. 722 00:57:17,030 --> 00:57:18,740 - No! - What? 723 00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:21,290 Do you have a mirror? You have a dark face. 724 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:25,250 - What? - You want them to hear? 725 00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:28,000 My face is whiter than a mozzarella. 726 00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:30,460 - It's what they all say. - Who? 727 00:57:30,550 --> 00:57:32,920 - The mulattos. - Say that to your brother! 728 00:57:33,490 --> 00:57:36,620 I warned you. They kill mulattos too. 729 00:57:36,740 --> 00:57:38,790 I'll kill you! 730 00:57:38,950 --> 00:57:41,210 - Watch out. - Be quiet! 731 00:57:41,460 --> 00:57:45,420 - You could have blinded me. - If they hear you, they'll... 732 00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:48,120 - To who? - To you and all mulattos! 733 00:57:48,370 --> 00:57:51,370 Silence! Silence! 734 00:57:52,330 --> 00:57:55,000 Silence and shame on you. 735 00:57:57,460 --> 00:58:01,710 You know what the Great Dragon of Dallas writes? 736 00:58:08,530 --> 00:58:10,650 Yes, very well. 737 00:58:11,170 --> 00:58:17,080 "Respectable Ku Klux Klan section of Cactus River, etcetera." 738 00:58:17,290 --> 00:58:21,000 Excuse me, but who is this "Etcetera"? 739 00:58:21,540 --> 00:58:23,830 It's the address, idiot! 740 00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:26,870 - Fix them well. You'll wrinkle them. - I am not a wardrobe assistant. 741 00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:28,830 Are you pushing? 742 00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:32,330 Don't be difficult. You want to fight? 743 00:58:32,580 --> 00:58:34,460 - Yes - You know the rules? 744 00:58:34,710 --> 00:58:38,460 - What rules? - Darn! I must do everything alone! 745 00:58:38,610 --> 00:58:42,150 - We take 10 steps and shoot. - You won't trick me. 746 00:58:42,460 --> 00:58:44,500 We can't take 10 steps in here. 747 00:58:44,750 --> 00:58:48,170 - You're right. We'll make do. - You're shooting behind my back? 748 00:58:48,370 --> 00:58:51,620 I would never dare. Look at what we'll do. 749 00:58:51,770 --> 00:58:54,770 Get to the fifth tunic on the left. 750 00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:59,040 - Which fifth tunic? - The one with the red dragon. 751 00:58:59,290 --> 00:59:01,290 With the red dragon? 752 00:59:04,170 --> 00:59:06,080 You are blind! 753 00:59:06,220 --> 00:59:09,180 - Now? - I see nothing. You tricked me! 754 00:59:09,830 --> 00:59:12,870 Did you tell the Great Dragon of Dallas? 755 00:59:13,020 --> 00:59:15,830 I told him we finished the blacks. 756 00:59:15,910 --> 00:59:20,040 He insists that we must borrow them from some nearby town. 757 00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:22,080 You know what else he said? 758 00:59:22,540 --> 00:59:25,710 Down with the Ku Klux Klan! Long live blacks! 759 00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,540 - Who did it? - I didn't! 760 00:59:30,170 --> 00:59:33,370 Let's kill the black! Don't let him get away. 761 00:59:33,620 --> 00:59:35,750 He's the last one. You can't find anymore. 762 00:59:37,170 --> 00:59:41,000 Imbeciles. You must get him! 763 00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:43,670 You two, get him! 764 00:59:44,170 --> 00:59:47,870 I'm not black, I'm tanned! 765 01:00:14,420 --> 01:00:17,960 I'll explain how you catch a black. 766 01:00:18,210 --> 01:00:20,250 Blacks run faster than whites. 767 01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:23,410 You can't see them at night. Maybe they got him. Go. 768 01:00:23,660 --> 01:00:25,660 But ask who it is. 769 01:00:33,250 --> 01:00:34,790 Who is it? 770 01:00:37,610 --> 01:00:39,990 I think it's a train. 771 01:00:40,230 --> 01:00:43,520 Imbecile, ask for the password. 772 01:00:43,830 --> 01:00:45,750 Password! 773 01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:01,880 I said it was a train. 774 01:01:02,870 --> 01:01:06,870 - You... What do you want? - Cousin Frisco! 775 01:01:07,290 --> 01:01:10,920 What a great surprise! Look who is here! 776 01:01:11,170 --> 01:01:13,750 - How are you? - You... you... 777 01:01:15,070 --> 01:01:18,110 You look good. Maybe you gained weight. 778 01:01:18,210 --> 01:01:21,920 I get by. You look good too. 779 01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:24,190 A chair for cousin Frisco. 780 01:01:25,710 --> 01:01:29,710 I can't, thanks. 781 01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:33,710 I suffered from that too. They hurt. 782 01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:36,150 - What did you understand? - That you have hemorrhoids. 783 01:01:36,460 --> 01:01:39,460 Hemorrhoids? 784 01:01:39,710 --> 01:01:43,670 Cousin Thunderball, they... 785 01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:46,670 - Shot me! - You? 786 01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:49,500 I was hun... 787 01:01:49,750 --> 01:01:51,830 I was... 788 01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:54,500 - Hun... hun... - It happens. 789 01:01:56,620 --> 01:01:59,750 I was hunting a darn son of a ballerina. 790 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,250 - Black! - Well... 791 01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:07,210 You... you... 792 01:02:07,950 --> 01:02:10,530 Another one is passing by already? 793 01:02:11,220 --> 01:02:15,140 - All dressed in black! - Did you hear, brothers? 794 01:02:15,460 --> 01:02:17,870 Destiny sends him. Black! 795 01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:21,790 Cousin Frisco, count on our help, whatever you need. 796 01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:24,420 - Don't worry. - In fact. 797 01:02:24,670 --> 01:02:29,120 I heard he came here to... 798 01:02:29,370 --> 01:02:31,040 - Ca... Ca... - What are you saying? 799 01:02:31,490 --> 01:02:33,780 To Cactus River. 800 01:02:33,830 --> 01:02:37,420 Right in your cen... 801 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,690 Center? In our center? 802 01:02:40,870 --> 01:02:43,580 Is that guy looking for trouble? 803 01:02:43,830 --> 01:02:46,790 A k... A key! 804 01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:48,920 What key? 805 01:02:49,170 --> 01:02:52,540 The one... 806 01:02:53,410 --> 01:02:56,200 - The one... - I already said it. What key? 807 01:02:56,440 --> 01:03:00,650 - The one belonging to Frank Faina. - Our dear old Frank! 808 01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:03,330 - A real friend. - Not really. 809 01:03:03,580 --> 01:03:08,620 This is his house. He lent us the basement for our meetings. 810 01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:13,330 - So he was here the last time. - Sure. 811 01:03:13,580 --> 01:03:16,420 He always comes by when a sheriff is chasing him. 812 01:03:16,620 --> 01:03:20,420 He slept one night here and one at Drakeman's. 813 01:03:20,670 --> 01:03:23,460 - Hold... Hold still! - You stutter too? 814 01:03:23,710 --> 01:03:27,290 - You're also interested in that key. - Yes. 815 01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:30,790 Is it this one, by chance? 816 01:03:32,170 --> 01:03:34,170 Give it to me! 817 01:03:35,790 --> 01:03:38,620 - Thank you. - That key doesn't open anything. 818 01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:41,290 - We tried it everywhere. - Repeat that! 819 01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:44,210 You said a key that doesn't open anything? 820 01:03:44,420 --> 01:03:46,250 What do you want? 821 01:03:49,750 --> 01:03:52,790 - What is this? - A key. 822 01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:55,290 It's the usual key that doesn't open. 823 01:03:55,700 --> 01:04:00,320 The key to the safe isn't here in Cactus River. 824 01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:03,370 That scoundrel Frank Faina always had nearby. 825 01:04:03,550 --> 01:04:07,050 - What? - He had put it with Adam's keys. 826 01:04:07,290 --> 01:04:10,290 - He... he... he... - He screwed us! 827 01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:14,120 - What've you got to do with this? - Tre... 828 01:04:14,730 --> 01:04:17,310 - Tre.. Tre... - Makes nine! 829 01:04:17,670 --> 01:04:20,920 - He is Tresette! - The guy with the dead man? 830 01:04:24,250 --> 01:04:27,920 Just a moment! You! Wait! 831 01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:31,330 One, two... The cousin doesn't have a hood. Two went out. 832 01:04:31,580 --> 01:04:35,370 Five, six, seven, eight. You are extra! 833 01:04:35,620 --> 01:04:38,540 Just a minute. I'll count. One, two, three, four, five, six. 834 01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:41,170 - It's my turn. I'm going out. - Just a moment. 835 01:04:42,210 --> 01:04:45,210 No. Because one, two, three, four, five, six. 836 01:04:46,580 --> 01:04:49,170 - No! - Where are you going? It's me. 837 01:04:49,420 --> 01:04:51,750 - Bamby, they want to hit me. - Why? 838 01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:54,460 - I don't know. - Catch him! 839 01:05:29,890 --> 01:05:32,080 Tresette, why... 840 01:05:32,130 --> 01:05:34,590 - I'm not him! - Darn! 841 01:05:38,210 --> 01:05:39,830 Darn! 842 01:05:48,870 --> 01:05:50,420 Surprise! 843 01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:52,140 Surprise! 844 01:05:52,730 --> 01:05:54,460 Double surprise! 845 01:05:57,640 --> 01:06:00,560 - Why do they want to hit you? - Because of him. 846 01:06:00,830 --> 01:06:03,750 Just a moment! Go ahead. 847 01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:18,290 Excuse me. 848 01:06:20,170 --> 01:06:22,670 - What did he do? - He told him I am black 849 01:06:22,870 --> 01:06:25,870 just because I'm dressed in black. - Who? Frisco Joe? 850 01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:28,710 No, Whistle Joe! 851 01:06:34,290 --> 01:06:37,580 Many thanks, highness. Very kind of you. 852 01:06:37,930 --> 01:06:40,560 Watch out! What're you doing? 853 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:45,420 - Don't tickle! - Stop! 854 01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:49,170 - Who took the key? - What key? 855 01:06:49,420 --> 01:06:52,790 - The one that never opened! - The old man took it back. 856 01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:55,210 Slim Popcorn! 857 01:06:55,460 --> 01:06:59,080 He died with the plague. 858 01:06:59,330 --> 01:07:03,000 - Where is he? - He asked where he is. 859 01:07:03,250 --> 01:07:05,000 The old man? 860 01:07:06,830 --> 01:07:10,250 They took him away. He asked for a nice funeral. 861 01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:13,210 He had us call a trusted funeral home. 862 01:07:13,460 --> 01:07:16,580 - What funeral home? - Enough! 863 01:07:16,790 --> 01:07:18,790 The name is written on the register. 864 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:22,040 - Where is the register? - In the new director's office. 865 01:07:22,290 --> 01:07:25,500 - The new one? - Yes, the other is a barber now. 866 01:07:26,580 --> 01:07:28,750 May I? 867 01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:33,330 Is anyone here? 868 01:07:39,290 --> 01:07:41,040 Tresette, fight! 869 01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:45,580 - My respects. - What? 870 01:07:47,290 --> 01:07:49,670 You didn't understand a thing. 871 01:07:49,830 --> 01:07:53,030 It's a trick to fool you. I am Poison. 872 01:07:53,290 --> 01:07:55,750 - Poison? - Poison! 873 01:07:56,870 --> 01:08:01,080 I admit there is a certain resemblance. 874 01:08:01,580 --> 01:08:05,830 No, you have more intelligent eyes, virile moustache 875 01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:08,790 and a spacious forehead. 876 01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:11,370 Poison has a shit face! 877 01:08:11,620 --> 01:08:13,120 Yeah, yours is handsome! 878 01:08:13,370 --> 01:08:16,420 Have I lost that much weight? What a keen eye. 879 01:08:16,910 --> 01:08:18,740 Then it means I am ill! 880 01:08:18,820 --> 01:08:22,790 I don't sleep at night and have nightmares during the day. 881 01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:26,330 My head is so confused. There's a big mess here! 882 01:08:26,540 --> 01:08:31,290 - Enough! - You don't keep an office like this. 883 01:08:31,540 --> 01:08:34,330 It's so messy! You can't find anything. 884 01:08:34,580 --> 01:08:39,040 If someone wants the register of the lunatics, what does he do? 885 01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:42,500 Please! Can't you see the mocking smirk? 886 01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:46,620 Do you see these? 887 01:08:46,830 --> 01:08:49,450 What is this? 888 01:08:49,710 --> 01:08:53,030 - The director's robe. - In fact, director! Help me. 889 01:08:53,140 --> 01:08:55,610 If I don't find a solution, I will go crazy! 890 01:08:55,690 --> 01:08:59,620 Stop it! Hold still. Enough! 891 01:09:04,710 --> 01:09:06,870 Darn you! 892 01:09:07,750 --> 01:09:11,370 Do you realize what sort of wise guy Slim Popcorn is? 893 01:09:11,620 --> 01:09:14,710 He pretends to be dead and has his Strikers friends take him away. 894 01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:17,330 Since when they own a funeral home? 895 01:09:17,580 --> 01:09:21,750 So he went to get the safe. 896 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,170 - Thanks, director. - Forget it. 897 01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:28,620 I am not the director. 898 01:09:28,870 --> 01:09:33,870 - I am not the director! - Good and modest. Is it like this? 899 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:37,250 You should get the Nobel prize for this invention. 900 01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:39,540 What a mind! 901 01:09:39,790 --> 01:09:41,750 What a magnificent scientist! 902 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,330 A small electric shock, and it all goes away. 903 01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:46,750 Head-ache, nightmares and everything else. 904 01:09:46,890 --> 01:09:49,710 Five, four, three, two, one. Contact! 905 01:10:12,620 --> 01:10:16,710 You know what a furious tiger is like? 906 01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,830 - The Strikers are worse. - Darn! 907 01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:22,460 Maybe you made his boots too tight. 908 01:10:22,710 --> 01:10:25,620 I've never made wrong shoes! 909 01:10:25,790 --> 01:10:29,250 - So what? - I tried them on at his home. 910 01:10:29,580 --> 01:10:33,330 The Brambilla company is a serious one! 911 01:10:33,540 --> 01:10:36,370 Instead, they massacred me. 912 01:10:36,620 --> 01:10:40,580 Those Strikers! You go see them and they beat you. 913 01:10:40,790 --> 01:10:42,790 You talk to them and they beat you. 914 01:10:43,370 --> 01:10:45,370 You touch them, they massacre you. 915 01:10:45,450 --> 01:10:47,790 - Who? - Him! 916 01:10:50,170 --> 01:10:53,540 Brambilla, we can take the boots to him. 917 01:10:53,670 --> 01:10:55,580 Are you mad? 918 01:10:55,830 --> 01:10:59,620 Modestly speaking! Know where we come from? The insane asylum! 919 01:11:27,870 --> 01:11:30,080 He gestured to you that I have an ace! 920 01:11:30,270 --> 01:11:34,060 Who? Him? He would never! Right, boys? 921 01:11:34,370 --> 01:11:37,210 - On our honor! - What did I tell you? 922 01:11:37,610 --> 01:11:41,500 Don't worry. We don't swindle people here. Hey! 923 01:11:41,580 --> 01:11:43,620 Give my friend another drop of wine. 924 01:11:43,830 --> 01:11:46,210 - No, enough! - You don't drink? 925 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,830 Who doesn't drink in company... 926 01:11:48,930 --> 01:11:52,320 - He's first a thief and then a spy! - It'll make me drunk! 927 01:11:52,670 --> 01:11:56,040 - Frascati is getting you drunk? - Yes. 928 01:11:56,250 --> 01:12:00,250 It's better than champagne! 929 01:12:00,460 --> 01:12:04,750 The wine of these vineyards 930 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:08,620 makes wonderful wine 931 01:12:08,870 --> 01:12:13,120 since the days of Noah. Zac! Play. 932 01:12:14,980 --> 01:12:16,060 "Briscola"! 933 01:12:16,110 --> 01:12:18,500 - Briscola is spade. - Spade? 934 01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:21,540 - Briscola is spade? - No! 935 01:12:21,790 --> 01:12:23,370 It's what I thought. 936 01:12:23,460 --> 01:12:27,040 Slim, you're either cheating or the wine is going to your head. 937 01:12:27,270 --> 01:12:29,020 Then don't drink it. 938 01:12:29,250 --> 01:12:30,830 Take everything. 939 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,830 - I won this one too. - Yes, you won. 940 01:12:35,010 --> 01:12:37,260 Here. You skinned me alive! 941 01:12:38,790 --> 01:12:42,620 - I only have one bag left. - What a complainer! 942 01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:44,550 What do you want from me? 943 01:12:44,870 --> 01:12:46,870 Did you call for me? 944 01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:49,290 Did I come to the asylum? 945 01:12:50,580 --> 01:12:52,500 Did I pull you out? 946 01:12:53,790 --> 01:12:55,960 Who took you to the bank? My grandmother? 947 01:12:57,620 --> 01:13:00,250 Who asked you anything? Did I ask him anything? 948 01:13:00,500 --> 01:13:01,920 Nothing! 949 01:13:02,170 --> 01:13:05,120 They are the truth personified. 950 01:13:06,540 --> 01:13:10,330 You complain just because I ask you to play a game of cards? 951 01:13:10,540 --> 01:13:12,540 You want a return game? Charge! 952 01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:19,540 I should have kept this to pay a real funeral for me. 953 01:13:19,870 --> 01:13:21,750 If Tresette comes... 954 01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:25,580 Tresette? Are you kidding me? 955 01:13:30,830 --> 01:13:32,830 He just has to try... 956 01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:36,040 I'll get him, bust him, destroy him and beat him. 957 01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:38,670 I'll strangle him, knock him out, 958 01:13:38,810 --> 01:13:40,930 wring him, nail him, trample on him! 959 01:13:40,980 --> 01:13:44,230 Then I'll take him and put him in the sun a couple of hours. 960 01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:47,620 I'll shake his hide and then off to the ossuary. 961 01:13:55,170 --> 01:13:57,500 Shoemaker, wasn't it enough? 962 01:13:58,460 --> 01:14:00,000 Hello! 963 01:14:01,170 --> 01:14:02,790 A lovely day! 964 01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:05,290 Yes. Now you're cleaned up. 965 01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:07,330 Come here, dear. 966 01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:10,870 I have to deliver a pair of boots, but I don't know to who. 967 01:14:11,470 --> 01:14:12,890 Good! 968 01:14:15,460 --> 01:14:17,170 They aren't his. 969 01:14:18,710 --> 01:14:22,670 - Did he break? - Yes, darn you! 970 01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:24,330 How refined! 971 01:14:29,670 --> 01:14:32,210 Big belly, whoever comes here doesn't say "hey". 972 01:14:32,460 --> 01:14:34,290 - He says "ouch". - I don't understand. 973 01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:38,580 I'll explain with gestures. What? 974 01:14:38,830 --> 01:14:41,210 What is going on? How dare you? 975 01:14:41,420 --> 01:14:43,210 Behave, Cinderella! 976 01:14:43,460 --> 01:14:45,370 I will bust you! 977 01:14:47,460 --> 01:14:49,290 Darn! 978 01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:53,000 - We should've bought a shoehorn. - Right. 979 01:15:08,380 --> 01:15:10,460 No, it's not his! 980 01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:33,460 - Can you touch? - Darn you... 981 01:15:33,710 --> 01:15:35,290 Hillbilly! 982 01:15:35,540 --> 01:15:37,500 Seventy-five... 983 01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:41,100 Slim, you're done for. Two to zero! Cards to you. 984 01:15:43,170 --> 01:15:45,920 Pelliccione, go check this commotion. 985 01:15:59,420 --> 01:16:02,250 Are you a fakir? What did they throw at him? 986 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:03,710 Boots! 987 01:16:05,670 --> 01:16:09,250 - Who ordered them? - Me! 988 01:16:12,170 --> 01:16:14,080 - My gosh! - Behave! 989 01:16:14,330 --> 01:16:16,330 You are Tresette. 990 01:16:16,630 --> 01:16:19,130 Very good, Mr. Strikers. Exact answer. 991 01:16:19,330 --> 01:16:21,370 You win a gold coin. 992 01:16:22,370 --> 01:16:25,920 Are you kidding? These are mine. 993 01:16:26,100 --> 01:16:27,770 - Who do they belong to? - His! 994 01:16:27,950 --> 01:16:28,950 And your granddad's! 995 01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:32,170 Let's try to make things clear. 996 01:16:33,210 --> 01:16:36,580 You want some advice? Beat it! 997 01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:39,700 Get lost, disappear. 998 01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:44,790 Everyone is a crazy here. Did I explain that? 999 01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:51,100 Mammaliturchi, proceed! 1000 01:16:54,260 --> 01:16:56,130 Excuse me. 1001 01:17:05,810 --> 01:17:07,640 Did I make myself clear? 1002 01:17:11,370 --> 01:17:15,080 - He deflated me! - Then you want war. 1003 01:17:17,550 --> 01:17:18,920 Deflate this! 1004 01:17:20,970 --> 01:17:23,100 Boss, what did he say? 1005 01:17:54,890 --> 01:17:56,720 Did I make myself clear? 1006 01:18:17,370 --> 01:18:18,920 Nothing. 1007 01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:58,080 Thanks! Thanks! 1008 01:19:03,460 --> 01:19:06,760 So much the better. Someone could've gotten hurt. 1009 01:19:07,620 --> 01:19:11,440 - We had fun. And now? - Let's play a game. 1010 01:19:12,050 --> 01:19:13,000 Briscola? 1011 01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:15,210 You'd like that! 1012 01:19:15,420 --> 01:19:17,580 I'm playing away from home. Tresette. 1013 01:19:19,340 --> 01:19:24,410 Tresette? Then too bad for you. I'll play a spades "Napoli". 1014 01:19:24,490 --> 01:19:26,750 This is gambling! 1015 01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:37,710 It's not fair! 1016 01:19:40,870 --> 01:19:43,210 I didn't understand who is keeping score. 1017 01:19:46,830 --> 01:19:49,000 How is it played? 1018 01:19:49,370 --> 01:19:53,000 - Answer to spades. - I've no spades. What should I do? 1019 01:19:53,170 --> 01:19:55,130 I'll teach you! 1020 01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:02,350 I take you, I bust you, I destroy you, 1021 01:20:02,580 --> 01:20:04,710 I hit you, I strangle you, 1022 01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:07,960 I floor you, I wring you. I beat you! 1023 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:12,210 - What is it? - Do you mind turning the page? 1024 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,290 - Thanks. - You're welcome. Welcome, my foot! 1025 01:20:15,540 --> 01:20:17,620 - Boss, free me. - Where are you? 1026 01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:20,550 - In the middle of the net. - Call a fisherman. 1027 01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:22,920 Where do I find one? Fiumicino? 1028 01:20:40,530 --> 01:20:44,490 - You can't do that! - Cheater! 1029 01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:47,250 Why? It's the first time I've ever played. 1030 01:20:54,300 --> 01:20:56,050 May I? 1031 01:20:56,260 --> 01:20:58,430 Thanks. Are you a hard-head like me? 1032 01:20:58,570 --> 01:21:00,870 Yes. 1033 01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,920 - You too! - Yes. 1034 01:21:26,250 --> 01:21:28,840 Just a moment! Come on! 1035 01:21:44,040 --> 01:21:46,170 - Go! - What'll you do now? 1036 01:21:46,420 --> 01:21:49,370 I don't know. Nobody explains anything here, 1037 01:21:49,580 --> 01:21:53,000 but you want me to play. You want to frame me? 1038 01:21:53,830 --> 01:21:55,170 Just a moment. 1039 01:21:55,420 --> 01:21:58,540 - What is he doing? - A knot. 1040 01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:01,140 Go ahead. 1041 01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:04,430 Tresette, there are no more swords. What'll I do? 1042 01:22:04,580 --> 01:22:06,500 Use the trophies. 1043 01:22:07,870 --> 01:22:10,500 - I'll use the trophies! - What is it? 1044 01:22:10,630 --> 01:22:13,670 - I can't see clearly. What game is it? - Blind Man's Bluff. 1045 01:22:38,460 --> 01:22:40,580 Boss, I freed myself. You need a hand? 1046 01:22:40,830 --> 01:22:44,330 - No, a chair! - I'll get one. 1047 01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:50,120 Here, boss. Here's a chair. 1048 01:22:57,520 --> 01:23:00,460 - Boss! - Stop! 1049 01:23:00,850 --> 01:23:02,770 - What do you want? - What is he reading? 1050 01:23:02,830 --> 01:23:05,540 - I don't know. What are you reading? - "The Three Musketeers". 1051 01:23:05,700 --> 01:23:09,070 - That's not fair! - Why not? 1052 01:23:09,240 --> 01:23:12,810 The instructions are written on it. 1053 01:23:13,270 --> 01:23:16,440 Let's get the book. Go! 1054 01:23:18,210 --> 01:23:21,330 Play, play! will get diamonds. 1055 01:23:28,790 --> 01:23:30,580 Excuse me! 1056 01:23:30,830 --> 01:23:32,540 Migue!! 1057 01:23:45,430 --> 01:23:48,640 - Who are you with? - With you. 1058 01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:53,170 - Then come here. - Yes, hold it. Here I come! 1059 01:24:18,710 --> 01:24:21,500 How many trophies do you have? 1060 01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:25,080 I have a long run! 1061 01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:29,790 What do you mean? 1062 01:24:30,710 --> 01:24:32,500 Don't move. 1063 01:24:37,750 --> 01:24:39,370 Him? 1064 01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:45,660 Boss, excuse me. 1065 01:24:45,750 --> 01:24:48,120 I'll go looking for a belt. 1066 01:24:49,420 --> 01:24:50,960 Him? 1067 01:24:52,120 --> 01:24:54,790 Me? You lunatic! 1068 01:25:03,420 --> 01:25:04,830 Hold it. 1069 01:25:14,760 --> 01:25:16,390 Hold it again. 1070 01:25:27,990 --> 01:25:29,240 Hold it again. 1071 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,200 Is this what you do? 1072 01:25:39,210 --> 01:25:41,790 Drop the sword, if you have the courage. 1073 01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:46,210 - What'll we do now? - I don't know. I'm playing clubs! 1074 01:25:46,460 --> 01:25:49,960 - Boss, what should I do? - Mind your own business! 1075 01:25:54,960 --> 01:25:57,170 Boss, did I hurt you? 1076 01:25:57,420 --> 01:25:59,420 - Excuse me. - It's nothing. 1077 01:25:59,670 --> 01:26:03,080 - As a prize, you'll take a nice trip. - Great! Where? 1078 01:26:03,330 --> 01:26:05,250 To fuck off! 1079 01:26:06,620 --> 01:26:08,210 Now it's your turn! 1080 01:26:16,540 --> 01:26:18,250 Did you repeat after me? 1081 01:26:39,680 --> 01:26:41,360 Who did it? 1082 01:26:53,330 --> 01:26:55,620 - What are you doing? - Playing clubs. 1083 01:26:55,800 --> 01:26:57,930 I'm playing big slaps! 1084 01:27:01,540 --> 01:27:05,580 - What happened? - Trophies don't rule anymore. 1085 01:27:05,830 --> 01:27:07,830 The clubs rule. 1086 01:27:46,390 --> 01:27:48,100 - Mistake. - Why? 1087 01:27:48,250 --> 01:27:50,420 Tresette knocks with clubs! 1088 01:27:59,060 --> 01:28:00,810 Enough! 1089 01:28:07,350 --> 01:28:10,220 What're you doing? The diamond is mine. 1090 01:28:10,830 --> 01:28:13,580 Tresette, I'm talking to you. 1091 01:28:13,830 --> 01:28:18,580 I am nice and kind, but don't make me angry! 1092 01:28:21,450 --> 01:28:25,490 You're leaving? Hold me back or I'll kill him! 1093 01:28:26,460 --> 01:28:30,290 Nobody is holding me back? They're not holding me back! 1094 01:28:30,740 --> 01:28:33,340 - Goodbye. - Good night. 1095 01:28:33,470 --> 01:28:34,830 Bye! 1096 01:28:40,120 --> 01:28:43,000 I swear I won't do it again! Keep it all! 1097 01:28:43,250 --> 01:28:45,670 Who do you think I am? A cheater? 1098 01:28:45,870 --> 01:28:50,080 We had said "fifty-fifty", less extra expenses. Hold it. 1099 01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:55,750 So... "Transfer to Cactus River, Ku Klux Klan center indemnity, 1100 01:28:55,870 --> 01:28:58,670 bicycle purchase, various insurances, 1101 01:28:58,770 --> 01:29:01,540 recuperation amount from Strikers". The rest is yours. 1102 01:29:01,750 --> 01:29:03,540 Proceed, Bamby. 1103 01:29:06,830 --> 01:29:08,830 - Thanks. - Forget it. 1104 01:29:09,540 --> 01:29:11,120 Tresette! 1105 01:29:12,040 --> 01:29:14,540 - Here he is again! - One more game. 1106 01:29:14,700 --> 01:29:18,210 Now you're playing "The Black Man". I caught you. 1107 01:29:18,460 --> 01:29:21,420 Where are you going? Fight! 1108 01:29:21,670 --> 01:29:24,330 Yes, I'll fight! 1109 01:29:24,500 --> 01:29:27,460 I won't let such an anniversary slip away. 1110 01:29:28,420 --> 01:29:32,120 - What anniversary? - I'm surprised, Poison. 1111 01:29:34,040 --> 01:29:37,250 It's the 13th time that we fight! 1112 01:29:38,210 --> 01:29:39,750 Thirteenth? 1113 01:29:40,420 --> 01:29:42,830 Thirteen brings me good luck. 1114 01:29:43,080 --> 01:29:46,960 - It depends. - Enough! Let's get to the point. 1115 01:29:47,210 --> 01:29:49,210 I am ready. 1116 01:29:53,970 --> 01:29:56,430 Happy birthday, Poison! 1117 01:30:12,570 --> 01:30:14,490 Look! What's written there? 1118 01:30:15,100 --> 01:30:17,250 "To Poison, the fastest gun in the West". 1119 01:30:17,460 --> 01:30:21,120 Don't exaggerate. I'm not the fastest. 1120 01:30:21,330 --> 01:30:24,170 Everyone knows. Don't be modest. 1121 01:30:24,420 --> 01:30:26,500 You are a rocket! 1122 01:30:26,640 --> 01:30:29,010 Here. Blow! 1123 01:30:29,330 --> 01:30:32,500 Blow them all out, it brings good luck. I'll get the champagne. 1124 01:30:45,540 --> 01:30:48,000 Aren't you ashamed? He'll have a liver problem! 1125 01:30:48,210 --> 01:30:50,750 Why? The cream was fresh! 1126 01:31:02,260 --> 01:31:05,290 - Bye! - Take care. 1127 01:31:09,280 --> 01:31:11,280 It's true. 1128 01:31:11,580 --> 01:31:15,790 There is only one Tresette, everyone else is nobody. 81583

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