All language subtitles for RuPauls.Drag.Race.Down.Under.S02E04.2160p.WEB.H265-SPAMnEGGS

Previously on RuPaul's
Drag Race.

For this week's Maxi Challenge,
you'll be working in pairs

as you co-host
a Down Under Drag Brunch.

ALL: Ooh.

Babes, I think you have
something on your chin.

Must be some
of our special sauce.

- Cum
- No tomato sauce.

[laughter]

Drag Brunch is a safe space…

- For comfort.
- Ooh.

I think the issue in your brunch
for me was the connection.

We're just looking
for that something extra.

Spankie Jackzon.

Yuri Guaii.

You're both the winners
of this week's challenge.

Beverly Kills, shante, you stay.

Pomara Fifth, sashay away.

[upbeat music playing]

[softly groaning]

Fuck a duck.

Ahh! Oh, my God.

To my delicious pack of cunts.

- Aw.
- Fair.

You know Pomara wrote this.
So, so grateful.

I looked death right in the eyes

in the form of RuPaul Charles

and I said, “Not today.”

“I'm going to miss you
all so, so, so much.

PS: Watch your delivery,
Minnie.”

[laughter]

Minnie is someone that
I don't wanna pick a fight with.

If you've noticed, you know,

she'll have an issue
with someone

and then they'll go home.

- Fuck her off
-Oh, maybe you did last night.

[laughter]

Yeah, well you were up till four
or five in the morning

getting up to Lord knows what.

And it really paid off.

Being like the youngest
little baby in this competition,

I think the other girls
are looking at me like,

next, chop.

Dirty, dirty knees.
Look at these.

QUEEN 1: Oh,
my god, your knees.

QUEEN 2: Yeah.

But the truth is that
they don't know

who Beverly Kills is.

Now that Pomara is not here.

I guess it's like a safe space
to say that

I found it really tricky
working with Pomara.

QUEEN 3: I think, “What?”

Standing on the main stage,
they were talking like

they were the bestest of pals.

She didn't trust
my experience enough.

QUEEN 3: And then all
of a sudden she's going,

"No, we didn't get along,"
and I was like, “Hello?”

Look, girl, I know exactly
what I need to do to stay here,

and that is be as honestly,

brutally myself
as I possibly can be

and be very fucking vocal
about it.

I would love to say
a congratulations

to our first joint win
of the season.

Yuri and Spankie, well done.

I'm gonna shed my eyebrows off.

QUEEN 2: Welcome
to the club, sister.

I feel more confident.

What a fucking hosting
challenge.

You know, hosting
has never been my strong suit.

I appreciate you,
you've worked so hard.

- Yes.
- Thank you, baby.

Double win, bitch.

I thought Hannah and Molly were
my two biggest competitions,

but at the moment, somebody's
a little bit further ahead.

I'm just saying.

Do you regret choosing me now?

I feel like I'm a bit
of a fucking curse.

A little bit upset with myself.

Like, I just didn't expect it
from Spankie Jackzon.

And she's coming in here,
and she's winning everything.

We just fucking snuck
by that bottom.

I don't think I wanna top
Spankie Jackzon.

Have you ever pictured
a Great Dane

getting fucked by a Chihuahua?

But [laughs] if I have to climb,
like, a tree

to get a win, I will.

Enough of this.
Let's get out of drag.

Let’s go.

[indistinct chatter]

Aren't you already out of drag?

Thank you, grandma.

Competition is getting real.

Oh, yes.

QUEEN 3: And I'm not here
to lose.

QUEEN 4:
It's actually a fisting hole.

I can't help.
I'm a fucking star.

I just can't help it.

Ah, ah!

And that must be
fucking intimidating.

Your bottom two got on me.

Oh, my God.

Let's face it, they've
all gone home so far.

Aubrey resolution
with Minnie Cooper,

hashtag byegirl.

Pomara, resolution,

hashtag byegirl.

[laughs]
Shady bitch.

The winner of RuPaul's
Drag Race Down Under

will receive a year's supply
of cosmetics

from Anastasia Beverly Hills.

And a cash prize of $50,000,

courtesy of our mates
at Samsung.

Tonight with Michelle Visage,
Rhys Nicholson

and our extra special
guest star, Raven.

♪ Rupaul drag race ♪

[singing] We're two little
girls in a regular size world

and we're here to
serve you brunch.

Wa!

It's a new week
and I'm fucking excited.

Is this everyone?

New week, new opportunities
and new challenges.

I feel great.

Hannah Conda,
you really served me top energy

in that outfit.

I'm just like you're
little gay gardener,

a little lady gardener.

It’s been my mission
to get myself a win.

And I'm a little bit nervous.

So, girls, I have got
to be completely honest.

Like, over the last two days,
me and Mol,

we felt like really,
in our feelings.

Coming into this competition,

you underestimate what toll
it takes on your emotions.

It's fulfilling,
but so incredibly draining.

Is anyone else feeling the same?

- Exhausted.
- QUEEN 1: Yeah.

Yeah.

Not having any
of the support systems

that you usually have back home,

it's something like
I've never experienced before.

When you're in a room
of really talented people,

it's like you look
at what everybody else is doing

and that makes you
second guess yourself.

But you don't want to like
literally be that bitch

who's just fucking constantly
crying all the time.

Hi, I'm right here.

[laughter]

I'm surprised
you've got tears left.

Do I?

I think it's gonna be tough

for a few of the others trying
to, like, soak up a win.

But it is a race.

It's actually more like
a fucking marathon, honestly.

I'm fucking dead.

[siren wailing]

ALL: Hey.

Tell me everything, RuPaul.

RUPAUL: She done
already done had herses.

Y'all know what this is.

It's that time.

Yeah, bitch.

Come on. Let's do it.
You looking at me?

- Yeah.
- Yes.

You looking at me?

ALL: Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Let's see what you got.

I know what it is.
We're filming a porno.

[cheering]

G'day, g'day, g'day.

[all cheering]

Ladykins, it's time
to stop playing around

because this week we're playing
the Snatch Game.

[cheering]

Brought to you by The Star.

Snatch Game.

So excited.

This separates the queens
from the queens.

#DragRaceDownUnder.

Now, you know
how this game works.

You imitate a celebrity
that makes us laugh out loud.

Snatch Game is played by queens
around the world,

but this week all of Australasia
is counting on you.

Racers, start your engines

and may the best drag queen win.

Tonight, it's Snatch Game

and feel like
there's a bit of pressure now.

QUEEN 5: Yuri,
who are you doing?

Is that Tina Turner?

I'm doing your mom.

Season one's Snatch Game
was not the tea.

So hopefully, this year

we're gonna do a lot better
than them.

You're welcome.

QUEEN 5: What are you doing,
Spankie Jackzon?

Oh, hello, possums.

I'm serving you,
Barry Humphries.

And I hope, with Jesus,

gay Jesus, Moesha.

And I can just deliver.

QUEEN 3: Who you thinking
of doing?

- Courtney Love.
- QUEEN 3: Courtney Love.

- Who do you think I'm doing?
- Fuck knows.

Short blond hair, male clothes.

QUEEN 2: Oh, my God.
It's Mr. G?

- QUEEN 3: Yeah.
- Yeah.

QUEEN 3: No, it's Ellen Degeneres.

QUEEN 2: Awesome.
Thanks very much.

I'm Ellen.

I am feeling absolutely
fucking fantastic.

I have loads of material
and I feel like

I can volley with Ellen
because I do a lot of hosting.

This is what I do back at home,

so I'm going to rock
the Snatch Game.

Do you know who Orville Peck is?

Oh, that's the cowboy with the no face.

The gay cowboy.

No face.

I am ready.

He's so mysterious.

All we know, he is a cowboy,
and he's gay as fuck.

I feel that
I can take that anywhere.

Snatch game is like
a lot of expression and stuff.

And you're not getting see
any of that expression.

It's a risk.

You know, there won't be
much of a transformation

'cause I'm wearing a mask.

The mask is quite massive.

Like I don't know if

that's a good move babes.

Hey, word up?

- Where my celebrities at, hey.
- Hey.

My Hannah Conda.

Hello, Ru.

I see a wig that has glasses.

QUEEN 5: Yes.
Drew Barrymore.

There's a pussycat wig
there, too.

- QUEEN 5: Yes.
- Oh, is that Liza Minnelli?

Yeah.

Can I hear a little bit
of your Liza?

- Can I put the hair on?
- Yeah, put the hair on.

How would mama feel
about Drag Race?

Mama, she's-she's always here.

- RUPAUL: Is she?
- She is.

She's around the room everywhere.

- Yeah.
- Can I buy a val?

[laughs]

That's very funny
and really, really stupid.

And I feel like it was, like,
kind of a continuation

from her journey on Snatch Game.

I buy that.

I've always wanted to do
Liza on Snatch Game.

That has been one of my dreams,
but she's been done before,

so the pressure is on.

So glad that you allowed us
to experience Hannah Conda.

Oh, well, thank you.
My Hannah Conda surely do.

[laughter]

Ooh, look at...
Thanks, Ru.

Talking to Ru simmered
a lot of the anxieties

that have been starting
to bubble here.

It's a bit of that validation
that I think I'm missing.

Beverley, come on over.

How are you Kanga-Ru?

[laughs] Okay.

You've got a…
it's a magnifying glass.

- Okay.
- QUEEN 2: She's British.

All right.
Not La Toya Jackson.

Not La Toya Jackson.

It is the incredible
Val Garland.

She hosts her own make up
show called Glow Up.

Oh, I know that show.

So, Val Garland, do you drive
yourself to work?

Oh, darling, of course
I drive myself to work.

But I'm... I'm not a bad driver.
I'm a good driver.

I only hit the gingers.

Okay. All right.

Are you considered funny
by your friends?

Absolutely.

Feeling for Bev in this moment.

It's less about doing
an impersonation

and more about doing something

that you think
you can have fun with.

Oh. Okay.

This girl might be in trouble.

- RUPAUL: Good luck.
- Thank you, RuPaul.

All right. Thank you.

Kween Kong, darling.

Now I see you have a little
blond pussycat wig there.

- QUEEN 6: Yes.
- I can only

imagine NeNe Leakes.

- Yes.
- I see you

and you seem like
a very stern person.

Is that how I,
how I come across?

- RUPAUL: Yeah.
- Okay.

You don't seem like
you are, “Ooh, girl.

Kiki, oh-cha-oh.” Uh-uh.

The thing I'm trying to do

and the thing
that I found really successful

with Minnie last week
was having fun

and not getting in my head.

- Because…
- Yeah.

…as soon as I get there,
it's just no way out so.

Right.

Because getting your head
has to do with trying to produce

how other people see you.

You can't think about that.

The little kid inside of you

who wants to have fun
has been restricted.

Give yourself permission.

Give that kid
permission to have fun.

- Okay.
- Okay?

I feel something unlock
inside me and I feel seen.

Go work on your character
and let's have some fun.

It's a lot to take right now.

Minnie, Minnie, Minnie, Minnie.

She's coming.

I know who you are.

You're doing Ellen, aren't you?

Thanks very much.
I'm Ellen.

Well, you know, listen,
you're already a character,

but you need an angle.

Well, it's similar
to Ellen's lesbian sister

who works in the gay bars.

What's Ellen's lesbian sister
who works in the gay bars' name?

Bellen.

Welcome to The Bellen Show.

[laughs]

Minnie just needs
to like raise an eyebrow.

And Ru is, like, in stitches.

[laughs]

This didn't happen for me.

Okay. All right. Well, I'm sold.

So, how are you doing
with the other girls?

They've told me
I'll have to work

on my delivery of being honest.

- Oh.
- My honesty, my truth.

I see something,
I say, give my opinion.

Like, what I found
really interesting

that Beverly and Pomara,
a lot of time

they got along on the catwalk,

and then
but the first thing that

Beverly came out of her mouth

when she sat down
is they didn't.

What the fuck is wrong
with you, girl?

What's that got to do
with anything?

Minnie just threw Bev under
the bus in front of RuPaul.

I'm like an open book.
I just share what I feel.

I can feel like Beverly's eyes
in the back of my fucking neck.

That bitch is, like,
frothing from inside.

Like, the lava is gonna
come out soon.

Get out of here, you disaster.

Thank you very much.
I'm Ellen.

[laughs]

This week is Snatch Game.

Is everybody happy

with their Snatch Game
character?

Yeah.

My strategy is just to be me
and just be a messy old bitch.

How does everyone feel?

Confident but scared
but excited but riveted.

But ready.

That conversation with Ru,
she kind of, like,

hit the nail on the fucking head
for me.

Did you feel like
she saw you today?

I fucking felt so seen.

And how did that make you feel?

Every time I get
to a point of, like,

this is difficult, I remember
the people behind me.

It's not just about me.
It's about everyone else.

Where I come from,
I was definitely lucky

to be able to go off and have
a career in what I wanna do.

And my sister, who was younger
than me, 14,

dropped out of school so that
she could work with my mom.

QUEEN 7: Oh, my God.

It’s all right.

Sacrificing her schooling
so that I can go off,

you know, and make
something of myself.

Any time I felt like
I was having fun,

I felt guilty.

Being riddled with guilt
is just the worst feeling.

I don't feel like it's fair.

Family is huge
and those are the faces

that I remember
that make me push my ass to,

you know, move forward
and why I'm gonna push my ass

through this competition.

QUEEN 5: Little Bev,
are you going

all right down there, girl?

The thing that's got me,
like, quite upset

is Minnie mentioning
my name to Ru.

Sorry, I was honest.

You said to the judges
that you got along.

Then you came to us
and said you didn't get along.

You didn't tell Pomara
to her face.

You said it behind her back.

You weren't part of my group.

And for you to bring my name
up to RuPaul

just felt like a low blow.

Aubrey and Minnie.
Pomara and Minnie.

Bev and Minnie.
This whole season.

Minnie versus X, Y, Z queen.

Imagine if I told RuPaul

the things you said
about Pomara.

I would be fine with that
because I own my shit.

Own it, Beverly. Own
that you did that.

Did you do that?

What do you want, sweetheart?
Make up your mind.

Should I have brought it
up to Pomara?

Sure.

But the truth is,
I didn't feel like it was

up to you to bring that up.

You hurt my feelings.

That can stay in here, like,

RuPaul doesn't have to know,
like, you know?

No, dickheads.

You do something wrong,
you have to admit it.

And that wasn't my intention
to hurt Beverly

but it was to make her
accountable.

I do feel for Beverly
in this moment.

I don't wanna see people
being upset

or fighting with each other.

You know what?
You've hurt my feelings, too.

Feels like I'm being barked at.

I'm not gonna be another part
of Minnie's catalyst,

because any queen that
Minnie fights goes home.

I'm not part of that narrative.
Not me.

NARRATOR: It's the Snatch Game
brought to you by The Star.

And here's your host, RuPaul.

Welcome to Snatch Game
Down Under.

Let's meet our contestants.

He's got the face of a newborn
and the hair of Ronald McDonald.

- It's Rhys Nicholson.
- Yay. Hi.

Our next contestant is a better
painter than Van Gogh

and has twice as many ears.

It's ravenous Raven.

Hi.

Now, why couldn't I get
the face of a newborn as well?

[laughter]

Are you ready to meet our stars?

Yeah.

First up,
it's the irrepressible, Ellen.

Hello, Ellen.
How’s your wife Portia?

You know what she says
to me sometimes...

- RuPaul: What?
- …when she throws...

She calls me her boomeranger.

Because every time
she throws me away,

I keep coming back for more.
Thanks very much. I’m Ellen.

Oh, my goodness.

You don't want to hear about
that in the trades, do you?

Atlanta's favourite housewife,
NeNe Leakes is here.

Hey, NeNe girl.

Hey, girl.
How are you doing?

I'm doing great.

What's it like for you
Down Under?

Now, Ru, I thought
you were asking me

for the family cookout, uh,

who are all these white people?

[laughs]

Up next, everybody say love
for Courtney Love.

Hey, Courtney Love.
How are you doing?

Hey, Ru.

- RUPAUL: Now...
- I’m feeling fantastic.

Hey, listen, any new music
coming out?

Music?

Now the host of Glow Up,
she's here.

Val Garland.

Do you have any makeup tips
for us?

Well, I do have a makeup tip,

you know, this is a smoky eye
never goes unseen.

I once did a smoky eye
on Elton John's asshole.

And let's just say
I saw him sing,

“Hold me closer tiny dancer”
from his posterior.

My goodness.

I wonder what he did
for an encore.

All right, ladies and gentlemen,
Judy's daughter,

Liza Minnelli is here.

Yeah. Yeah.

[laughter]

Good luck with the subtitles.

- [laughter]
- All right.

Up next, we've got
country music mystery man

Orville Peck is here.
Tell me something.

Have you ever had
a cock sucking cowboy?

No, but I believe Rhys has.

You've come
to the right place, darling.

Last but not least,
Australia's national treasure.

Barry Humphries is here.

Hello, possums, so beautiful
to find out

what a snatch finally is.

[laughs]

Have you ever played
the Snatch Game before?

No, but I've played hide
the snatch,

I mean, just
because it's under my flaps now.

They have no idea.

[laughter]

This first one is for Raven.

Kiki, the kangaroo

is the world's
first drag marsupial.

She doesn't just hop,

she blanks.

Celebrities, fill in the blank.

Raven, what say you?

Kiki, the kangaroo
would death drop.

RUPAUL: She death drops.

I love that answer.

Let's go to our celebrities
and hear what they have to say.

Let's start with NeNe Leakes
from Atlanta, GA,

the ATL in the motherfucking
house, y'all.

In the house, girl.

We're looking for death drops.
What say you, NeNe?

I had got a Kiki in my family.

- Oh, you do?
- Just like me.

She is a lot.

So what I wrote was,
she lets you have it.

I think that's a match.

Because when a bitch death
drops, they let you have it.

[laughter]

Thank you...

RUPAUL: Not a match.

- I see you.
- Okay. All right.

[laughter]

Raven is still looking
for that match.

Maybe she will find it.

With Barry Humphries,
what say you?

We're looking for death drops.

Well, you know,

the kids today are telling
a whole new lingo,

so I said the shit slap.

Is that slang
for something else?

Yes.

It's what my flaps do
in the morning now.

[laughs]

All right.
Let's move on to Orville Peck.

I think that Kiki the kangaroo
is also a queen.

So I wrote... reverse cowboys.

Like the reverse cowgirl,

but a bit too dirty
for television.

Raven, you didn't get a match
on that one.

Rhys, are you ready
to play the game?

I'm hard as a rock and ready.

Raven is launching
a new fragrance.

It smells like blank.

What say you, Rhys?

I think I'm just
gonna settle on shit.

- Oh, it smells like shit.
- That's the top note.

RHYS: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Well, what's the base note?
- Desperation.

[laughter]

All right.

Let's go to our celebrities
and see who has matched Rhys.

Ellen.

I walked past Raven's dressing
room earlier, and I smelt this.

Cock.

How would she know
how that smells?

That's a great question.

Ellen, how is it that you know
what that smells like?

I've had a daddy.

I don't wanna further
this investigation.

Yes.
Investigation closed.

All right. Let's move on down
to Courtney Love.

Courtney Love...
Well, she's doing a

rat-tail right now.

Courtney, what say you?

This is the shoe
I would have worn...

if I wore shoes.

[laughs]

RUPAUL: All right, Courtney
Love, we are looking for shit.

I wrote teenage whore.

Not the match
we were looking for.

All right, next up, NeNe Leakes,
we're looking for shit.

I heard she been
around the block now.

I don't know how many times.

Mm-hmm.

But I wrote ass.

It smells like ass?

Asscrack.com, girl.

[laughter]

Close.

- It's in the right area.
- But no cigar.

- What say you, Val?
- I look at Raven,

I see makeup that has promise,

and I see makeup
that is beautiful.

And I wanna smell of something

that oozes the sexuality
that Raven oozes.

So all I could think
of was the tingling sensations

of smelling like lesbianism.

Oh, my goodness.
What does that smell like?

Well, it smells like me.
Thanks very much. I’m Ellen.

[laughter]

- Bing, bang, bong.
- Not a match.

Liza, we are looking for shit.

So I wrote warm
peppermint kisses.

That sounds wonderful.

What's kept you from doing
a fragrance, Liza?

Well, Ru, I wanna discuss
a business opportunity with you,

a covers album of your songs.

What song would you
record first?

I wanna do Shishi That Walk.

Okay.
Let's hear a little bit of it.

Yeah. Now, shishi that walk.

[singing]

Now shishi that walk.

Oh, my goodness.
I love it.

Unfortunately,
that is not a match.

That's okay.

Raven, are you ready
for your next question?

I am.

Last night, Rhys dreamt

that he was making wild,
passionate love

to Michelle Visage.

And when he woke up,
his blank was missing.

You got that, celebrities?

Raven, what say you?

My room is right next
to Michelle’s.

- RUPAUL: Okay.
- …at the hotel.

Yeah.

And it does get kind of crazy
in there by herself.

I am guessing that when Rhys
woke up, his teeth were missing.

[laughter]

Falling out.

I've lost mine before, gee.

[laughs]

Does that have a ring
of truth to it, Rhys?

Oh, yeah.

Neither as real is the rest
of Michelle Visage.

[laughs]

All right.
We are looking for teeth.

Let's move on down
to Barry Humphries.

So many credits to your name.

What's your secret?

Well, and I just do everything
that everybody offers me.

It's quite stunning, really.

We are looking for teeth.

I quite often lose my teeth,
you know, generally in a pie.

But today I put ring

because Michelle does love
a bit of bling.

I won’t tell you
what type of ring I wore.

Okay. Yeah, well, that sounds
like the Michelle I know.

Orville, what say you?

Well, there's one thing I would
hate if they went missing.

I never leave the home
without them.

Assless chaps.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Orville has been sitting
on a secret this whole time.

All right. Not a match.

Let's move
on to our final question.

Rhys, I've written a new movie
about a drag queen

who searches the world
to find herself.

It's called Eat, Pray, blank.

A lot of words running
through my head,

but I think the most
obvious one is Tuck.

Eat, Pray, Tuck.

That's a great answer.
Let's go to Courtney Love.

I wrote, Fuck me in the ass
and call me Samantha.

[laughs]

Why Samantha, Courtney?

I forgot the name.

[laughs]

Yeah, I see.

I'll forget your name, too, when
I'm done with you, sweetheart.

Oh, all of a sudden,
Orville is a…

Fan of the Snatch.

Maybe being on the Snatch Game,

it's a, I'm getting
a craving for it.

All right. Let's move
on down to Val Garland.

I do wish that our beautiful
women up here on this panel

would go on a fabulous journey
around the world

because the makeup choices

are less than desirable,
I would say.

But I will say
at the end of it all,

the only thing that we can do

is Eat, Prey,
Ding Dong, darling.

Way to work in that marketing.

I love it.

Let's go to Ellen.
What say you?

I think the title
of the movie is Be Gay.

Eat, Pray, Be Gay.

Thanks very much.
I’m Ellen.

I actually have no idea

what the fuck is going on
with Minnie.

RUPAUL:
But it’s a wrong answer.

Of course it is.

All right. Let's move on
down to Liza with a Z.

Liza with a Z.

Not Lisa with an S because
Lisa with an S goes bleh!

[laughter]

All right.
We're looking for Tuck, Liza.

Well, I said, "Yes,"
I will be in your music.

[laughter]

RUPAUL: I love that answer.

- Thank you.
- RUPAUL: It's not a match.

But it is an honour.

Terrific... Honestly.

[laughs]

Oh, shoot.

That buzzer means
we are out of time.

Oh, gosh.

Okay. Drum roll, please.

The winner of tonight's
Snatch Game is...

Kiki the kangaroo.

Thank you, Raven.
Thank you, Rhys.

And thank you, celebrities.

Until next time,
keep snatching for the stars.

Bye.

QUEEN 5: Here we go.

Here we go.

It's a new day in the Werkroom.

And yesterday we did
Snatch Game.

Three, two, one, stare.

[laughter]

It's gonna be a really
interesting day.

How are we feeling
about Snatch Game?

I'm feeling ecstatic
about how Liza went.

And I want this one so bad.

I think you kind of sounded
like, um, the Tasmanian devil.

[laughter]

And it's funny, you look
like the Tasmanian devil.

I think right now
Minnie should be concerned.

- And Bev, I think…
- I think I did fine.

I'm like, “Okay, well,

Val Garland’s gonna knock out
her teeth and have a lisp.”

But let's do it.

I feel very attacked.

[laughter]

I feel like shit.

I wasn't worried
about the Snatch Game.

I had him in hysterics
in the Werkroom.

It was really weird for me

because we had that conflict
just before we went on.

So I wasn't
in a great headspace.

I'm hopeful that
my runway saves me.

Pantheon.

So, like the Snatch Game,

I thought it would be fun for us

to do impersonations
of each other.

Okay, Hannah,
you're going to do…

me.

You know, coming
from North Palmy, for me,

it is really amazing.

But I've gone through
all the gays there,

so, you know,
I'm dry-as right now.

Anyone for a spa.

[laughter]

All these bitches are cunts.

That's my impression of you.

You sound like Flipper.

[cackling]

Molly, you're going to do
Minnie Cooper.

I’m Minnie Cooper.

And it really hurt my feelings

when I came for you and
threw you under the bus.

Minnie Cooper to a tee.

Thank you very much.
I'm Ellen.

[laughs]

10 out of 10, Molly.

Please don't come for me
next, Minnie.

Kween, you're gonna do Yuri.

I've been doing her.
I've just been keeping quiet.

[laughter]

Chefs kiss, genius.

Kweens behaviour has full on 180'd

and like changed.

QUEEN 8: I'm happy for her.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Cover girl, put the ♪
♪ bass in your walk. ♪

♪ Head to toe, let ♪
♪ your whole body talk. ♪

[all applauding]

Welcome to the main stage

of RuPaul's
Drag Race Down Under.

She's my favourite judge
after Judy.

- It's Michelle Visage.
- Judy?

Judy Blume?

[laughs]

The loveable and laughable
Rhys Nicholson.

Now, how did you enjoy
your second Snatch?

Oh, I had the best time,
but I should correct you.

This was my third Snatch.

There was this year, last year
and that girl in 10th grade.

[laughs]

I didn't know what to do, so
I just kind of high-fived it.

[laughs]

This week, we challenged
our queens to gag us

with their funniest
celebrity impersonations.

And tonight, on the runway,

category is Cirque du So Gay.

Racers, start your engines
and may the best drag queen win.

[song playing] Condragulations,
you're number one...

RUPAUL: Up first Minnie Cooper.

Welcome to Drag Race
Clown Under.

MICHELLE: Oh, she's on a roll.

RUPAUL: Yeah, she's going
for the jugular.

I'm serving you boogie
nights on acid.

I'm the roller girl.

MICHELLE: She wheely, wheely
likes those shoes.

I think it's the first
time on RuPaul's Drag Race

someone's rolled down the runway

except
when they're falling over.

That's some insane clown pussy.

RUPAUL: Kween Kong.

Tonight on the runway,
I'm serving a bearded queen.

MICHELLE: Oh, it's like me.
A beard.

Normalize Merkin.

QUEEN 6: Free the merkin,
I love pubic hair.

It feels fucking empowering.

Oh, she's appearing
on the Vegas strip.

QUEEN 6:
I've got all the crystals

on planet Earth on my tits.

I feel like a villain and a hero

and the damsel
in distress at once.

♪ …something to lose… ♪

[song playing]

RUPAUL: Spankie Jackzon.

The forgotten Jackzon.

MICHELLE: We all know
Auntie Mame.

This is Auntie Mime.

[laughter]

♪ …the number one… ♪
[song playing]

SPANKIE: So today on the runway,
I'm serving you,

duo chrome pastel
candy plus clown.

So with a bit of glitter,

and a bit of glam, I've just put
a little bit of sadness.

You're welcome.

RUPAUL: Make mime a pink lady.

Yuri Guaii.

Oh, boy.

MICHELLE: Somebody is gonna
show girls the stage.

RUPAUL: Uh-huh.

She's got a pearl necklace
and a pearl corset

and a pearl G-string.

RHYS: She's also covered in cum.

[laughs]

YURI: I am a tattooed lady
who does burlesque. Cute.

Hmm.

I thought I would do something
a bit different

that wasn't
a fucking boring clown.

RUPAUL: Michelle, you've heard
of pearls of wisdom?

- MICHELLE: Yes.
- So this is pearls of jizz-dom.

[laughter]

MICHELLE: Yes, it is, Ru.

RUPAUL: Beverly Kills.

MICHELLE: Here we have
the queen of the big tops.

Oh, whip it.

QUEEN 2: I twisted
the big top on its head.

And the whipped lion
is now the whipping lion.

I am in charge of this big top,

and I'm here to show
that I am fierce.

This is the main event.

And a bad bitch with a whip.

Big gown, big tits, big hair
and feeling absolutely fabulous.

RUPAUL: Molly Poppinz.

MICHELLE: Don't forget to floss.

RHYS: Yeah, that's what
I call fairy floss.

QUEEN 1: Tonight, I am
taking you to Clown Town.

I am serving cotton candy
clown realness.

And I even have a cotton candy
pussy to match.

How you like these candy apples?

We all know I wanted
to be a clown when I grew up.

So this is a full circle moment.

I feel super cute, super sweet
and ready to eat.

RUPAUL: Hannah Conda.

MICHELLE: Jester?
I don't even know her.

QUEEN 5: Tonight I am serving

Harlequin tightrope of realness.

I am balancing down the runway,

looking sexy on the tightrope,

selling all of the comedy
and the drama.

MICHELLE: She's also known
as Patricia Harlequin.

RUPAUL: Uh-huh.

I just hope
I don't fall off into a pit

with scary crocodiles
underneath me

because my umbrella
is already savage.

MICHELLE: Oop, careful. Careful.
Okay. You did it.

Oh, that rope is so tight.

Kia ora queens.

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.

Oi, Oi, Oi.

[laughs]

Now, based on your performances
in the Snatch Game

and your Cirque du So Gay runway
presentations,

I've made some decisions.

This week,
only one queen is safe.

And that queen is...

Kween Kong.

You may leave the stage.

Ladies, you represent the tops
and bottoms of the week.

And now it's time
for the judges critiques.

Starting with Minnie Cooper.

The look is beautiful
and your face is beautiful.

But what I loved was
when you were funny

and in the Snatch Game,
you weren't funny.

This is the first time
in the competition

I've seen you in a performance
not feel in control.

I just felt like I was drowning.

I wasn't in it.
And I know that.

- Thank you, Minnie.
- Thank you.

Up next, the forgotten Jackzon,
Spankie Jackzon.

Snatch Game, I enjoyed it.

You could have taken it
a little bit further,

but I thought you did
a darn good job.

Thank you.

I love this look.
It's super cute.

I'm loving the progression
of your face

over the course of this.

It's like a flipbook.

It was so high fashion.

We're getting to see
little Spankie

grow in this competition.

Yuri Guaii,

what about me?
What about me?

The stupider you got,
the better it got.

And it was really fun to watch.

- Did it surprise you?
- Yeah, definitely.

I thought I would just try
and be a weird little miss

that doesn't know what
she's doing, so just myself.

[laughs]

You're someone
who has a bit of a lower energy

and there's a way
to perform within that.

And this look, I mean,
it's so sexy

and it makes me question

a lot of the choices
I've made in my life.

- [laughs]
- Thank you.

Beverly Kills.

Tonight on the runway,
this is really beautiful.

You can crack that whip
like nobody's business.

When I saw you being
Val Garland, I thought,

“Where's she going
to go with this?”

And the answer was nowhere.

Just waiting till the end
to get the ding dong

with not a ding dong.

Walk me through
your Snatch Game experience.

I didn't feel funny

and I did the blacked out tooth
because she was British,

I don't know, but…

I just can't shake this voice
in my head

that is telling me that
I don't deserve to be here.

I didn't impress you
or even impress myself.

That is like... doing this.

I'm sorry that other voice
will never go away,

but that's fine.

What you have to do
is balance it out

with the other voice that

says, “Bitch, I'm
fucking fierce.”

I can do that.

- RUPAUL: Yeah.
- Thank you very much.

Next, Molly Poppinz.
Let's get it poppin’.

Your little candy floss
look is fun.

It's clowny.

Your makeup is beautiful,
your hair is cute.

It actually looks really good
with your sister.

Orville Peck, you could have
gone anywhere with him.

But it wasn't... funny.

You made him kind of regular.

- I liked your little curtains.
- Yep.

It looked like you were kind
of ready for the show to start.

It just wasn't
quite there for me.

Put your hands together
for Hannah Conda.

This look tonight, Hannah,
I think it's so beautiful.

The makeup is top notch.

You chose Liza
for the Snatch Game.

You nailed it, Hannah.
You just knew it.

I thought
it was beautifully done.

So funny, kicked it in the dick,

and then you ripped off the dick

and then you threw the dick
out of window.

[laughter]

I couldn't wait to come to you

because you had editorialised
Liza and it was great.

Thank you.

Thank you, ladies.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

Wow.

So quiet.

All right, I’m bored.

Oh, my God.

Hey, boo.

Get a beveragino,
how we feelin', girls?

I think it's your win,
hands down.

Congratulations.
Cheers.

It was a risk.
Yes.

But it was a risk that paid off.

I hoped I could turn
this around,

but to be in the bottom
yet again is a kick to the guts.

My hat goes off to you
because when you were like,

“I'm going to do Liza.”

I was like,
“Liza is not only done

in Snatch Game two times before,

but someone did Liza and won."

So in my head I was like,

“Hannah Conda
is fucking cheating.”

So Beverly, tell me
how you're, like, feeling

'cause I feel like you just need

to be a little bit
more honest with us.

Straight after Snatch Game,

I was trying to tell myself
that I did amazing.

I'm giving everything
I can. For them,

it seems so easy and I don't
think they understand

why I'm struggling.

I needed to convince myself
that I did well.

I wish I had the ability
to back myself

and had the ability
to believe in what I said.

Because one thing I can do,

I've proven that I am also
a lip-syncer and

the thing is...

Yeah, but lip syncer is different
to a superstar, darling.

[screaming]

I'm just being honest,
like, you're cute,

but, like, I'm a fucking
superstar Kween.

Okay.
All right.

So Google me.
How about that?

[laughs]

In the bottom the first
two weeks, but all right.

I just wasn't
in the game yesterday.

It's hard for me to process...

but I have to bring
something up.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.

It hurt me.

I hate that
and I have to tell you,

I would never do that
to anyone intentionally.

I think it's gonna be better,
you know, at this point.

And I'm not in a great space.

I don't need to be dealing this
with this right now

either

Because I've got to go out
there and sing a song and have fun.

And-and kick Beverly out.

- Yes.
- [laughter]

You said it, not me.

I'm not really sure

where I stand
in the competition anymore.

What's going on?

Top, win, safe
and then like low and low.

I didn't realise
I was this versatile.

Honestly, I think it's gonna
be me and Bev because the judges

they just... They
fucking love Minnie.

- You need to get out of here.
- Yep.

You need to just get into here.
Let it go.

Can we shake it out?

Right now, I can’t fucking
untangle my fucking ear buds

because of my nails.

Throw this shit.

The bottom three,
is really scary…

You know, she's a verse queen.

I wanna stay away
from that bottom

and I wanna go back
to being a dom top.

Just between us kangaroos,

what do you reckon?

Starting with Minnie Cooper.

It was a complete fail for me.

I don't know.

It just... There was
no character there.

I kind of dreaded every
time I had to go to her.

Loved her outfit
on the runway, though.

She kind of took a bit of a risk
and just went full blown silly.

And I really loved that.
It really paid off.

RUPAUL:
All right, Spankie Jackzon.

Spankie, I enjoyed
as Barry Humphries

and on the runway, the outfit
was not my favourite.

But I do love how committed

she is to really trying
to improve her makeup.

She looked the most
finished tonight

that she's looked so far.

I loved her presentation of it.

You could tell
she felt really fierce.

Little Lord Fauntleroy in pink.

[laughs]

More Napoleon Dynamite
than anything.

[laughs]

RUPAUL: Yuri Guaii.

I was so proud of her
because I saw her making choices

during her performance.

I think the biggest surprise
of Snatch Game was Yuri Guaii,

she can be very shy.

She did well.

She looked adorable tonight
on the runway.

She definitely made
that bodice and that outfit.

At least she helped glue
the pearls on

because they were coming off
every minute.

But that kind of goes
in character with Courtney Love.

RUPAUL: Let's move on down
to Beverly Kills.

I still don't know who she is.

I don't think she knows
who she is.

And I think... That's what
I'm kind of getting to, I guess.

Val Garland is a big character.

Like, she kind of gave us
more like,

uncomfortable conversation
with an employee at Mac.

[chuckles]

What she did, did not work.
It was too literal.

MICHELLE: The lion theme
was fun.

It was different.

I had a problem with the ruching
on the bottom of the skirt

because that was
getting twisted.

But all in all,
she's a great queen.

She just has to beat up
that negative voice

and counteract it
with the positives.

And until she does that,
she's gonna get stuck.

RUPAUL: Molly Poppinz.

When I saw that
she was Orville Peck,

I was really excited.

So when she really
didn't do much

besides a Southern accent

and some assless chaps,
that's why I was put off.

She just kind of blurred
into the background for me.

RUPAUL: She look great
on the runway.

She's smart queen.

Her candy floss,
cotton candy dress.

I actually enjoyed.

RUPAUL: Let's move on down
to Hannah Conda.

Hannah is look in runway tonight
with just the full package

and in the competition,
just blitzed it.

I felt like when you two were
volleying between each other,

it felt fun and light.

She understood
what her point of view was.

She didn't disrespect Liza,

but still kept her goofy
and silly.

And on the runway, my goodness,

how beautiful was this look!

Proportions, color,
silhouette, everything.

Perfect.

Silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Hannah Conda, condragulations,

you are the winner of this
week's Maxi Challenge.

Finally, I did it.

I fucking did it.

You've won a cash prize of
$5,000, courtesy of The Star.

Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.

You may step
to the back of the stage.

Thank you so much.

Spankie Jackzon, Yuri Guaii...

you are safe.

- Thank you.
- RHYS: Well done, guys.

You may join the other girls.

Minnie Cooper, on the runway,
you were on a roll,

but in the Snatch Game,
you were not Ellen.

Beverly Kills, on the runway,
you roared.

But in the Snatch Game,
your ding dong went wrong.

Molly Poppinz, on the runway,

the judges ate up
your candy floss...

but in the Snatch Game,
you left us feeling peckish.

Molly Poppinz...

you are safe.

Thank you, judges.

You may join the other girls.

Minnie and Beverly.

I'm sorry, my dears, but
you are both up for elimination.

I'm not giving up.
I'm here to play.

No, I'm here to slay,
not to play.

No, I'm here to play...
Oh... what was that?

Two queens stand before me.

Racers, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync
for your life.

Good luck and don't fuck it up.

I am ready to give the judges
my heart on a platter.

Why hold back when you can go
balls to the wall

and fuck shit up?

[song playing]

♪ Silicon, saline ♪

♪ Poison, inject me ♪

♪ Baby, I'm a free bitch ♪

♪ I'm a free bitch ♪

♪ Some girls won't dance
to the beat of the track ♪

♪ She won't walk away
but she won't look back ♪

♪ She looks good ♪

♪ But her boyfriend says
she's a mess ♪

♪ She's a mess she's a mess ♪

♪ Now the girl is stressed ♪

♪ She's a mess she's a mess
She's a mess she's a mess ♪

♪ Baby loves to dance
in the dark ♪

♪ 'Cause when he's looking,
she falls apart ♪

♪ Baby loves to dance
loves to dance in the dark ♪

♪ Work your blonde
Benét Ramsey ♪

♪ We'll haunt like Liberace ♪

♪ Find your freedom
in the music ♪

♪ Find your Jesus
find your Kubrick ♪

♪ You will never fall apart ♪

♪ Diana you're still
in our hearts ♪

♪ Never let you fall apart… ♪

This lip sync feels
like I'm on drugs.

Beverly's crying black.

Minnie is swinging
back and forth.

♪ …Baby loves to dance
in the dark ♪

♪ Baby ♪

♪ Baby loves to dance
in the dark ♪

♪ 'Cause when he's looking,
she falls apart ♪

♪ Baby loves to dance
loves to dance in the dark ♪

♪ Dance dance ♪

[laughter]

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Beverly Kills...

shante, you stay.

You may join the other girls.

Minnie Cooper
is the fucking legend.

Minnie Cooper, what a superstar!

I'm so excited
that the whole world

is going to drive...

a Minnie Cooper.

Now, sashay away.

Thank you so much.

Congratulations to Beverly.

We love you, Coop.

[indistinct chatter]

And before I go,
is this where we do

the reshoot and send
Beverly home?

[laughter]

You bitch.

QUEEN 3: We love you, Cooper.

Love you, Coop.

Here we go.

What have I learned
about my time here?

To work on my delivery.

I love to make people laugh.
And I did that.

I'm glad I met Spankie and Yuri
and got to know Kong.

They are the people
I'm gonna miss the most.

I think some people are actually
fucking glad I'm gone.

Do you want me to list them?
B'dum ching.

Minnie's still telling the truth
when she's gone.

Episode four, hashtag byegirl.
Oop, boom.

Condragulations, Queens.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how the hell are you
gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

ALL: Amen.

All right, now let
the music play.

[party song playing]

NARRATOR: Next time
on RuPaul's Drag Race.

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

you'll be singing, dancing

as you debut
the new track Bosom Buddies.

You got something to say
about me, say it to my face.

I already said it to your face
just two minutes ago.

♪ Ohh, Spankie mother-tucker
in the house tonight ♪

Stop girl. A little pitchy.

Throughout the challenge,

there's a couple little moments
where you lost it.

Let's talk a minute about this.

I never thought
that I'd see baggy latex.

Wow!

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