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Previously on
RuPaul's Drag Race...

We're putting your
acting skills to the test.

In the prison drama,
Caged Queens.

How did the beautiful
pop-star like me,

end up in a place like this?

This is the worst execution
party I've ever been to.

I wanted you to be ditsy,
not valley girl.

I use... live... bedbugs!

Your characterisation
was so much fun.

Condragulations,

you're the winner
of this week's challenge.

Kween Kong, shantay, you stay.

- Aubrey Haive, sashay away.
- Bye.

Brr... Motherfucker.

- Go Kween Kong!
- Oh, my god.

I walk into the Werkroom
and I see the message.

Stay fag'edelic, Babbies! Can’t
to wait to see you all again.

Love Aubrey, Audrey Haive.

- Aah. Love you, Aubrey.
- Love you, Aubrey.

First thing I'm feeling
is sadness for her.

But I'm mostly just
disappointed in myself.

Well, she put up a good fight,
didn't she?

- Oh, God, yes.
- Yes, yes.

It's not bad for a COVID baby.

It means a lot for me
to be in this competition.

I thought
I was going home today.

I was ready for it, I was just
like, I did not do the best,

I don't feel the best,
I hate myself right now.

When I do get into situations

where I'm not happy
with what I've done,

I pick myself apart.

- We all respect you so much.
- 100%.

You are a... Fuck, I’m gonna
get down on my knees

for you and not to,
and not to suck you off.

You sure!?

I do not want to ever be
in the bottom with you.

Never. None of us.

I may bottom for you but I don't want
to be in the bottom with you.

I think I needed to feel
like I was going to lose

it all to bring me back here.

- You’re a star.
- Wake the fuck up, Kween.

This is what you wanted.
Stand the fuck up and do this.

Because I’m Kween Kong, I'm
Kween-motherfucking-Kong.

Enough of the, like,
bullshit and the sadness.

- Congratulations!
- Yeah! To Spankie!
- Oh, my God.

I’m fucking
mind blown. Like...

To being at the bottom and
to go to the top, it's really-

I'm just blown away,
so I'm so grateful.

But like, honestly, you two
were absolutely incredible.

Oh, absolutely, I agree.

There's no denying that,

- But I have one question.
- Yes.

Where is RuPaul's trailer?
'cause I need a suck her off

because if I get robbed one
more fucken time!

I’m happy for Spankie winning.

This is so magical.
But I've had no wins.

I've been so close.

Maybe third time's
a charm, who knows.

Always the bridesmaid,
never the bride.

And now I feel like I'm gonna
be uninvited for the wedding.

Look out, everyone, next week.
Next week, it's mine.

Judges see what I'm doing

and they're giving
me ten out of ten.

I feel like I'm a bingo
in a community hall,

and I'm like, "Oh, I'm gonna
get the $50 full house."

I know that I need to just

maintain that standard and win.

They said queens Down Under
our tucks are tight...

Not there! Not there!

The winner of RuPaul's

Drag Race Down Under
will receive

a year's supply of cosmetics
from Anastasia Beverly Hills

and a cash prize of $50,000,

courtesy of our mate at Samsung.

Tonight, with Michelle
Visage, Rhys Nicholson,

and our extra
special guest stars,

Chris Parker and Urzila Carlson.

Winners.

Walking into the Werkroom
this week, I'm feeling great.

I feel like maybe
my outfit saved me.

- Yeah.
- It was amazing.

First week, I was in the top,
second week,

I was in the bottom,
not a cute place to be.

You know, I'm just really
excited to see what the next

challenge is and crack it up.

- Yeah.
- Yeah. I love that.

No matter what is thrown at me,
I'm not going to get in my head.

G'day, g'day, g'day.

Here we go, come on.

- Ladykins.
- Morning.

You know, being a drag queen
is hard work, right?

Yeah.

I mean, who here
is ever broken a nail?

Or have you ever
flooded your basement?

- All the time.
- Ohh.

Listen, it's nothing
to be ashamed of.

But sometimes you just need
a a handyman or two

to give you a helping nudge,
do you know what I mean?

- Ooh.
- Yeah.

Oh, pit crew.

- Oh, wow.
- Oh, my fucking God.

- My God.
- Hello.

The hats were probably not
only hard thing in the room.

The flavour. Oh.

Buffet.

You literally just give me
all of them, I'm easy.

Now, for today's mini challenge

we're going
to play a little game

called tools of the trade.

Now, each of these hot mens’s

has essential drag tool
stuffed in his shorts.

Now to play the game,
first I will name a drag tool,

then you'll take turns
guessing which one

of our tradees
is packing that tool.

Yeah. The queen with

the most correct
guesses wins. All right?

Let's go.

Right.
Look at Minnie Cooper.

Now... she is freaking
speechless.

This is wet dream in the making.

We are looking
for a curling iron.

-I'm gonna go with number five-
-Five.

Please.

Number five, show us

- what you are packing.
- Ooh. Mm.

- Ahh.
- Ohh

Pantyhose.
He's packing hose.

Get yourself dressed,
you look like a slut.

This time we are looking
for a hair dryer.

Yeah, oh, you're touching
yourself all over?

I mean, that's how I get
in touch...

- with my psychic.
- Okay.

- It is...
- Well, girl do what

you gots to do.

I am gonna go
with number... eight.

Hello number eight.

What's in your toolbox,
number eight?

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, you're psychic!
It's spooky.

Yes. Number eight,
drop those damn shorts.

Oh.

This time, we are looking
for electric clippers.

Use your psychic powers.

I think four.

I'm gonna go with seven.

- Oh. Oh.
- Oh, my goodness.

This time we are looking for

the drag queen essential...
makeup brushes.

- Um, gonna go with number ten.
- Hello, number ten.

Oh. Oh, my God.

This time,
we are looking for a mirror.

A mirror.
I'm feeling... number nine.

Show us what you have
in your toolbox, number nine.

Oh, my goodness.

- This bitch.
- I've got the gift.

I'll take your readings
after the show.

This time, we are
looking for a hair brush.

- Oh.
- Where is the hair brush?

- Psychic detective.
- I’m going to say number four.

Let's see what you got.

Oh, my goodness.

Let's see the whole thing.
Yeah. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God.
I saw the hair bush. Ah.

I mean, numbers
is your game, isn't it?

- It-it is.
- It's in the name, darling.

- Uh, um... Eh.
- It's only an hour show, um.

Yeah, I know.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Pomara is taking
the longest time.

All right, the hair brush, Ru...

- Yeah.
- …is in...

- Oh, my...
- Oh, my gosh.

- And that's our show.
- See you next week.

If you can’t love yourself,
how the hell you gonna

love somebody else.
Bye, everybody.

Ah, uh, it is number one.

Number one. Sean, drop...

It's not, it's not.
It’s the hair spray.

Hair spray.

And she still gets the wrong,
disrespectful.

Ladykins,
you're all intuitively psychic.

The winner of today's
mini challenge is...

Molly Poppinz.

Molly, you've won

a cash prize of $5,000.

Oh, my God! Yes.

Courtesy of our friends at Bonds.

Oh. Thank you, Bonds.

Now is the time where I seduce
her and get my half.

Now, racers, the next drag
superstar really needs to know

her way around a microphone.

So, for this week's
Maxi challenge

you'll be working in pairs

as you co-host
a Down Under drag brunch.

- Ooh.
- Sponsored by The Star.

I love me some drag brunch.

This is the challenge for me.
I’m so excited.

Each pair will have just five
minutes to win over the judges.

Your fellow queens plus
our extra special guest judge,

Urzila Carlson.

I’m so excited to see
her on the runway,

and she’s absolutely hi-larious.

You can roast, toast or tell
jokes, just as long as you

put the T in enter-taint-ment.
#DragRaceDownUnder.

Now, Molly Poppinz,

as the winner
of today's mini challenge

you get to choose your partner
and then assign the other pairs.

Shit.

So, who do you
choose for yourself?

I'm going to go with my little

Hobbit sis over
here, Hanna Conda.

- Aww.
- Yeah.

I picked Hannah 'cause
she's a funny bitch, right?

And she has been in the top
two weeks in a row.

So, I know she is a strong
competitor to have on my team.

So, who do you want
to pair with Minnie Cooper?

With Minnie Cooper...

Like, I could play
it strategically

or I could play nice.

I'm going to give Kween Kong.

Oh, it’s amazing.

But I've waited so long to be
here and have this opportunity.

Miss Congeniality
out the window,

I don't care at this point.
I'm here to win.

Okay, so, who will you
pair with Beverly Kills.

Well, two yellow shirts,
they're standing there,

they're nice and good.

Youse go well together.

- I like you, sister.
- Yeah, let's do it, girl.

Look, Molly has uh given
off this quiet little demeanour

of like,
I'm Molly... Boo... I've got a mullet.

But... I see you, bitch.

I know what you doing.

Keep taking the guesswork
out of everything.

Yeah!

That means Spankie Jackzon
is with Yuri Guaii.

I am a little concerned because
we did just have the acting

challenge in week two, and that
wasn't Yuri's strongest point.

I do feel like Molly
did sabo me a little bit.

Later today
you'll have the chance

to preview your material,

with Rhys Nicholson

and stand-up comedian...
Chris Parker.

Oh, my God.

Racers, start your engines

and may the best
drag queen... win!

Ah, bitch, here we go.

This week's challenge is
a comedy hosting drag brunch.

Thank you for picking me.

Honestly, Hannah, I have
adored you for like so long.

You're fucking funny little
fucking firecracker, right?

Yeah, we're little firecrackers!
I pride myself in being quite

the funny person and she picked
me for a comedy challenge.

So, I'm like, "Oh, my God.

I hope I can deliver
next this little bitch."

Hosting is like for me it's just
all about just being natural.

- Yeah.
- You don't want it to be like

script, script,
script, script, script,

- 'cause it never feels real.
- Absolutely.

We think we're funny on the fly.

It is a hosting
challenge, right?

It's not a stand-up challenge.

So, we want to have the jokes
in there but feel authentic

and natural as well.

- I have to ask though...
- Yes.

The elephant in the room.

What did you call me?

Was there any
strategy with this pairings?

- Like, honestly, yes.
- I can hear you, bitch.

I have noticed that
all of the other pairings

are kind of like,
we're all polar opposites,

was that intentional?

I'm a Pisces and I don't deal
well with confrontation

and all the eyes are on me.

I kind of wanted to
level it out because

I didn't want two powerhouses
on the same team.

I see, so, you're
the sabo bitch of the season.

- You could say.
- So, you're saying

that each pair is one strong
person and one weak person?

I'm not saying that
but I'm saying that…

- She is.
- …each pairing.

- She fucking is.
- I mean, I mean.

Is that why you put Hannah with
you so that you can look better?

Oh, like...

You're all hateful,
you’re all fucking hateful.

Obviously, she picked Hannah

because Hannah
is one of the funniest.

But then maybe
it might bite her in the ass.

- Ohh.
- She might outshine Molly.

What I'm getting from that

is really you just
intended to sabotage Spankie.

Oh, I mean,
you're saying that, girl.

You just said,
one loud, one quiet.

If I really wanted to sabotage
you, could have put you

with Minnie after last week

that would have been
a fun pairing.

Don't underestimate
New Zealand queens, honestly.

- Ooh. Okay.
- I'm here to play.

So, like, don't fucking
sleep on me.

Are you saying that Spankie
is the quiet one?

Obviously, I'm a bit shy,
and reserved,

and speaking isn't
my strongest suit,

but I'm happy to be working
with Spankie again.

I don't know if she's that happy
to be teamed up with me.

Yeah, I'm not very impressed,
to be honest,

and it's nothing
against you at all,

I think that she put us
together to trip me up...

-Yeah.

Because that would be one-
one, each, and so she would try

to take out one of her biggest
competitions,

but I ain't not going home.

It's all right, we can do this.

The past year I have been,
hosting gigs, hopefully

I can apply everything
I've learnt to this challenge.

So, we'll talk about ourselves.
We can roast one another.

Yeah, because I got
something for you.

Only thing that's flatter than
your hair is that ass.

Wow!

I don't know
if they’re ready for this

because the Kiwi queens
are like gonna come through.

Let's get it down and sorted.

Both Pomara and I have been
saved two weeks in a row,

that means we've
got something to prove.

So straight off the bat,
what is a local drag brunch

look like Pomara Fifth's house?

- It's very funny, it's very camp.
- Camp.

I see...
I'm very off cuff.

Mm-hmm.

So, I'm like look and
observe kind of comedy.

Straight away I realise,
Pomara Fifth and Beverly Kills

is not a winning
combination at all.

- I'm the opposite, like…
- Yes.

…I need to have my, my script
ready and I write my own jokes,

I am a planner,
I know that about me.

I think if we can make room,
we, we have some set up jokes

as well as room
for off the cuff.

Oh, my God, we're really going
to have to compromise here.

The thing that we have at every
single drag brunch back home,

- Here's to you.
- Here's to you.

I love my girl Pomara.
It just so happens.

- It just so happens.
- That we might disagree.

- That we might disagree.
- But... Then fuck me.

- And then fuck me.
- Hey. Do we like it?

Not as funny as I thought.

Working with her
is proving to be a struggle.

- Hey, girls.
- Hello, kids.

I've just come to ask for a loan

since you won some money.

- How is your team going?
- Yeah, good, babes.

And we'd like to know
what you're doing.

We are definitely working
around white privilege, being,

you know, person of colour
with a generation X cisgendered

white drag queen, you know
what I mean,

like the dynamic of that

and what that
kind of feels like.

The beauty and the thing that's
going to work with our set

is how different we are,
that conversation

is such a strange
conversation in society.

- Yeah.
- And to me,

to laugh at that kind of stuff
is important,

because it sends a message.

I don't wanna overstep the mark
but I feel that like drag

has been rife with racism
and especially in Australia

how casually and normalised
racism is in our communities.

It's something that I've been
fighting against, you know,

like it's one of the few
queens of colour in Australia

who's actually doing things
in mainstream spaces, like,

it's difficult because there's
none of us in the space to

have a conversation and,
you know, it's just done,

you know,
and never at the table.

And, you know,
I'm guilty of that as well,

like I've played
into that before.

Kween and Minnie’s brunch
set is talking a lot about race

and racism within our community
and the idea of white privilege,

and this does strike
something in me

that I've been working a lot on,

and trying to, to be a better
person, as a white person.

I have appropriated cultures,

you know, I've done
a show in kimonos,

we did a pharaoh show,

an Egyptian show
and we had braids

and stuff like that, and I now
know and have been educated on

because I have people
like you in my life.

This situation
is difficult because

personally, I love her,
you know, she's my sister,

in this moment I'm
trying to hold space for her,

and listen to her because

I can see she's
not feeling the greatest,

but I'm also thinking about
the people that she's hurt.

In the, you know, we're trying
to pay tribute to your culture

it's like how do you pay tribute
to a culture that's been stolen

would you not then let
the people that come from that

culture tribute it themselves.

- Yeah, absolutely.
- You know what I mean?

That's why I've leant into
exploring the anti-racism

workshops and doing stuff like
that because I don't want to

make those mistakes again.
It's about opening

- the spotlight, it's about...
- Sharing.

…yeah, sharing. Like,
I as a white person need to call

myself into account
and it's my job to listen,

take that on board
and figure out what I need to do.

While I'd think that I'm
doing something good

it doesn't negate the hurt
that I've passed on to people

and the hurt that could come

from me being
on a show like this.

I know that I've made mistakes,

and I own that,
whatever I can do, I will do.

Most things about like,
you know, traditional dancing,

especially in my culture,
it's ceremonial,

my history is not written down

I come from a line
of talking chiefs,

they hold the knowledge
of where I come from…

- Yeah.
- …through rite of passage tattoo

or song and dance,
you know what I mean?

It's like these are literal,
like, ways of life that we're…

- Yeah.
- …you know, passing on.

So, we don't forget
where we come from.

In Samoa, in my language,

we don't have a word for sorry,
there's no apologies,

you know,
because it's not a word,

you don't apologise
for something by just saying,

I'm sorry,
you show you're sorry…

- Yeah.
- …it's an action.

This is the thing like people
are definitely able to seek

forgiveness,
but you can't demand it.

It's not about letting things go
it's about acknowledging

what happened
and moving forward together

and if the other people
aren't ready

to move forward,
you have to respect that.

And before we get
into this competition,

I've been seeing the work
that you've been doing,

I've been seeing how much
of an ally you are,

and I know it's not
performative, you know,

and I know you've
been supporting me a lot,

you know, online for years.

I think Hannah
has definitely learned

from her mistakes, you know,

and, I can't speak
for the communities

that she has upset, but I can,
in this moment,

being one of few queens of colour
in this competition, look at her

and give her a realistic

conversation about
what she's done.

I, I just want to I say
a massive thank you for all

the work that you do as well
because you do inspire us all

to be better people,

and thank you
for being such an inspiration,

honestly, I love you so much.

- You're amazing.
- I love you.

-I'm gonna read ya down!

Now they want the drama!

Now they want the drama!

- Hello.
- Hello!

We had our time with
Chris Parker and Rhys Nicholson.

So that's absolutely amazing.

Spankie, Yuri,
this is Chris Parker, say hello.

- Hello.
- How are you?

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

Chris Parker is an absolute
New Zealand legend,

and Rhys Nicholson and
his one-liners are just delicious,

and we just want to suck as much
knowledge out of these people

as we possibly can,
without getting on my knees.

Now, this is a comedy challenge,

how are you two
feeling about it so far?

- Feel... confident?
- Yes.

- Yeah.
- That's so New Zealand.

They'll be like, yeah,
I'm feeling... confident?

And I'm going
to go up at the end.

Yeah.

It's a really hard thing to,
you know,

like, stop doing that
because I'm always

such in my head like
overthink everything.

- Confidence on stage is fake…
- Yeah.

…like so fake
it until you make it.

Yeah, I like to tell myself,
they want me to succeed.

So, don't worry,
don't feel like you're coming to

- the lion's den.
- Yeah.

Should we just kinda get into it

and see what you've got so far?

Okay, so, uh, ladies
and gentlemen

welcome to the first
drag brunch, sluts with nuts.

We have to start the day off
with some few house rules,

the exits are here,
here, and here.

Molly, are you listening?

This is where you exit at
the end of this episode.

We also have a few rules
about not touching the queens,

unless your name
is Minnie Cooper,

who hasn't been touched

in so long when she opens
to lick, her asshole goes...

Or it's more like...

Yeah, good.

And that's kind of where
we're at with that. Um...

At the moment
we're saying drag brunch,

I want to see like
Drag Race brunch.

Yeah. It just needs
a little bit more, of you guys.

In challenges like
this that we get to see

who you are, and that's
what I want to see.

- Yeah.
- I also love that it's a little

- New Zealand duo here.
- Yeah.

- What's Kiwi brunch?
- Yeah.

…like, screw all these
Aussie girls.

Working with Yuri
is differently progressing.

I now see our pairing
is a bit of an advantage

and the bottom line,
do not forget...

- To bottom.
- To bottom.

Much like bottoming,
it's all about preparation.

Yeah. Hopefully, people
will feel our flavour.
- Bye, girls!

- Hey.
- Hello.

Feeling a little
nervous. Me and Hannah,

we've come up with
some funny shit.

I'm hoping that the mentors
agree with that.

We are in New Zealand,
it is the home of Hobbiton.

- What's the next bit?
- Um.

Oh, this is going to be that
fucking edit

where they're going...

Oh, yes,
I've got a secret Molly.

We're two little hobbits that
have just run away from set.

Don't, don't worry, Hannah.
We're in disguise.

I know, we shaved our toes.

We got a whole bunch
of trolls here tonight.

We're kind of not
really learning about you…

- Yeah.
- …and I feel like at this point

in the competition this is
a good opportunity to see you.

Like, we both didn't initially
start out wanting

to be drag queens,
like I wanted to be a priest

for a really long time,
and I know that…

- A what?
- …a priest.

I was going to be a godly woman,

you know,
and married to the big G-O-D.

- Oh, my God.
- And, I wanted to be a clown.

- I'm halfway there.
- What's changed?

A priest and a clown walk
into a bar, like there's...

- Yeah.
- Stuff there I think.

Hello, yes.

- Yeah.
- So funny. It's so much better

than stuff we've already
heard before.

Yeah.

- You wanted to be a priest?
- Yes, girl.

It was born out of a lot of like
trying to hide myself, I think.

I've just never
heard that before.

I want to hear that story.

So, Rhys and Chris, they
want it more personal, they want

to know us and we didn't think
about the challenge like that.

And maybe that could be the key
in unlocking this door

to go hey, this is Hannah Conda

and this is why
she deserves a win.

Welcome to Minnie
and Kong’s drag brunch.

Are we feeling happy?

- Yes.
- Yeah.

Is everybody happy?

- Yeah.
- Yes, stop yelling at me!

- Much better.
- You got to talk loud like

me, then you get attention.

Right off the top,
I can see Chris looks really

overwhelmed at how manic Minnie is

coming in, because
she's super excited.

The food is shit and everyone
dresses like shit.

And I am very, like,
I hold my power.

We need a little bit more
balance between the two of you.

Yeah. Okay,
fair comment, I agree.

Your energies bring out a very
interesting side to each other,

if that makes sense,

like, just very contrasting
energies, so be aware of that…

- Sure.
- …so, it's almost like bringing

up just a little
bit of your volume,

- and then just bring it down…
- Yeah, I agree.

A little bit,
just a little bit of balance,

but then also don't lose
what you are.

I'm not surprised. I don't know,
but the energy is not,

um, matching, and also gave us
some direction to maybe work

with something that we didn't
necessarily know how to address.

- Hi.
- Hey.

Pomara, Beverly,
this is Chris Parker.

- Hi.
- Hi. I'm familiar.

How are you going as a team?

- Yeah, we’re good.
- We're going

well, like,
we called our team name

Opposites Attract. As people,
like, we have different outputs

and opinions on everything.

Putting that in our
act and having fun with that.

Like, I'm funny
and she's boring.

Oh-oh!

Excuse me, excuse me,

we are a team,
we are here to work together.

Hello, everyone,
welcome to drag brunch.

Pomara, let's talk
about drag brunch.

Why don't you go ahead?

- What? Beverly...
- Mm-hmm.

- …um, you stood on my line.
- I did sit on your line.

- You did.
- Just take the line, girl.

So, Beverly, what do you
find at drag brunch?

Well, Pomara, I found that
the most important thing at

drag brunch is to cater to
the people

that we're here for...

drunk white women.

- Got me!
- Here we are!

Pomara and I walked
through our jokes.

And then finally we have
our gorgeous girls Yuri

and Spankie in
our corner over here.

- That was your line.
- That's why I said it.

- I'm sorry.
- Oh, okay. You can...

-You introduce and I'll-
-Yeah.

Yeah, you go.

At this current juncture
and time Pomara's face is

driving me up the fucking wall.

There's a toast we do back
home in Brisbane that, like,

pretty much everyone
knows and it's like I kind

of wanted to bring it to, like,
drag race as well. Um...

I scrapped it.

Okay. What are
you thinking of closing on?

Well, see, we
haven't got a closer.

I think something like that…

- Yeah.
- …is a good closer.

So, I guess, okay
great, that's awesome.

And try not to, um,
undermine each other.

The golden rule is to
try and make your scene

partner look better than you.

- Okay.
- So, we always say that

because then you're both looking
out for each other, rather

than trying to I guess outshine
who you're on stage with.

Because you're working
together as a team.

- I'd love to make you shine.
- We can do that.

Support each other on stage,
support each other off stage,

and everyone say love.

Love.

I tend to get a bit carried away

especially with hosting
because that's my thing.

So, hearing that I'll try
not to chuck a Minnie.

Coming into the Werkroom today,

Yuri is not here, he's got
a bit of an eye infection.

He's had to go to A&E, which
is a little bit concerning.

From what I know, she's,
like, determined to be back here

to like kill this
challenge with me.

I just hope that it doesn't
fuck with our chances of

like doing a good
job of this challenge.

Like, putting all the shit on
your face it's not going to be

easy, but I'm sure she can make
it work out of anybody. She's

an amazing makeup artist so...

If she has to come back
here and we all paint

a separate part of
her face, we'll do it…

- I appreciate that.
- …we'll do it.

I appreciate that.
Fingers crossed,

it's all okay and he makes it
here with glitter and Jesus.

- To Yuri.
- To Yuri.

Welcome to the main stage of
RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under.

Michelle Visage, have
you ever been to a drag brunch?

Uh, actually,
I was born at a drag brunch.

That's why you always
smell like mimosas.

- Sweet talker.
- Rhys Nicholson,

what do you like
to order at a drag brunch?

Well, in Australia we
have these delicious things

called Cock Sucking Cowboys.

Is that a drink?

Yeah, I think it's that, too.

And the shellareous,
Urzila Carlson. Hello, darling.

- Hello.
- So, what's

your favorite thing
about drag queens?

Drag queens are magical
beings and I love being

around them because they just
remind me that they're more men

than I'll ever be,
and more woman

than all ever have.

This week, we challenged
our queens to be

the hostesses with the mostesses

at the Drag Brunch Down Under.

Racers, start your engines
and may the best drag queen win.

I hope you're are all hungry,

because you're
about to get served.

We're sitting on the
main stage and we're

about to get started
with this brunch show.

Yuri is nowhere to be found.

I am so worried for them.

First up, Beverly Kills

and Pomara Fifth.

Hello, everyone.

My name is Beverly Kills.

And my guys, gals
and non-binary pals,

my name is Pomara Fifth.

- And welcome to...
- Drag Brunch Down Under.

We wanted to make
it a safe space for

people who we feel
aren't represented...

drunk white women.

Now, looking at
us, you would think

they're a bit
opposite, aren't they?

- I'm sober.
- I'm drunk.

- I'm Indigenous.
- I'm privileged.

- I'm thin.
- And I'm a food enthusiast.

Do we have any food
enthusiasts in the house?

Raise your hand.

We have the beautiful
Molly Poppinz

and Hannah Conda here with us.

Or as I like to call them, the
rejects from the Hobbit trilogy.

#hobbitlivesmatter.

We also have the
beautiful and effervescent

Spankie Jackzon and... oh.

Spankie Jackzon... By herself.

Proving yet again
that drag brunch

- is a safe space...
- For comfort.

Ooh. Here's the thing,
everyone, is that drag

fell into my life
kind of accidentally,

and drag brunch has been a safe
place for me to be myself.

And now that I'm here, I get to
look at one of my most favorite

crossdressers
in the world and say,

"Thank you so much,
Rhys Nicholson."

Before we wrap up, I want to
bring to you a beautiful toast.

Raise our glasses
high in the sky.

Please repeat after us.

- Here's to you...
- Here's to you...

- here's to me...
- here's to me...

- it just so happened...
- it just so happened...

- that we do disagree...
- that we do disagree...

- Well, fuck you...
- Well, fuck you...

- well, fuck me.
- well, fuck me.

- Goodbye.
- Goodbye, everyone.

- God, I need a fucken hamburger...
- Oh, yeah, girl. I need a drink.

Back from the doctor,
everything's all good.

I can't see, but
I got some cream.

No time to get ready,
but it's not gonna stop me.

I am here to win. I'm not
leaving. I'm not leaving. No.

Next, Hanna Conda
and Molly Poppinz.

Yay.

We are two little girls
in a regular size world

and we're here
to serve you brunch. Wa!

I'm Hannah Conda.

And I'm Molly Poppinz.

And we are thrilled
to be your host for

a light little bit of
gay entertainment.

And I think it's important we
establish a few ground rules.

- Yes.
- Rule number one, drink up.

You thirsty, little bottom.

Because after all,
it's a bottomless brunch.

I know. And being
a bottomless brunch is not

an excuse for you to take
your pants off Spankie.

In this journey, we have
actually discovered that we had

some really bizarre career
choices before Drag.

And I'd tell them,
what did you want to be?

- I wanted to be a priest.
- What!

What did you want to be, Molly?

I wanted to be a clown.

You're not far off.

I've been wearing enough makeup.

But I tell you Molly,
I was a little gay boy and I thought

the only thing I would do
to save myself from
the fiery pits of hell

was to marry myself
off to the big G-O-D.

But the facade started to fall.

And then I realised the Church
is pretty homoerotic, too.

Think about Jesus, for instance.

He got nailed to the
cross by three men.

That's a party in
my book, Molly.

Maybe I need to go to Church

Hannah, and find some faith
if you know what I mean.

But, Molly, I need
to know, as a clown,

you've got to have
good balloon skills.

What were your
balloon skills like?

The only balloon I can
blow up is when I'm

farting in my foreskin
after putting my

meaty tuck in
At the end of the day,

these crazy journeys
have taken us to Drag,

to be amongst this
motley crew tonight.

We should leave
them with one last thing.

I wanna be priest
and a wanna be clown,

walk into a gay bar...

Well then.
The rest is herstory.

- See you everybody.
- Bye.

Enjoy your brunch.

Next.
Kween Kong and Minnie Cooper.

Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome to the stage...

- Kween Kong.
- Yay.

Welcome to Minnie and
Kong's Drag Brunch.

My name is Kween Kong
Jesus Christ...

And I am Minnie Cooper!

She's not even here,
and you can't shut her up.

I am of Pacific descent.

My mum is from Samoa
and my father is from Tonga.

Which basically means,

according to the latest census,
I have flat feet, diabetes,

and a tendency to reproduce more
children than I can provide for.

Thank you, government.

Being of Pacific
descent, I tend to get

mistaken for another
Pacific celebrity.

Especially when I'm in drag.

Dwayne, The Rock, Johnson.

But speaking about
who looks like a rock,

I think it might be time
to bring up my fabulous co host.

Please make welcome to the stage
the super duper Minnie Cooper.

The talent has finally arrived.

- Lock her up. Lock her up. I'm joking.
- Well, you know what?

I'm here for a good time.
Not a long time.

- It's more than I can say for Faux Fur.
- Oh sis, rest in peace.

Here at Minnie and Kong's Drag
Brunch, I do all the cooking.

She does all the cleaning.

And Minnie sits back
and watches. Why?

Because she has white privilege.

No, no. In all seriousness,
let's remember that Minnie

let me speak first.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Minnie Cooper, the Ally.

Urzila Carlson, it is such a privilege
to meet such a hard working queen.

The only thing that works harder
is Pomara's Corset. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry these drugs are cheap
and ineffective,

just like Pomara's Corset.

Speaking of cheap
and ineffective,

Rhys Nicholson is here.

I loved musicals
when I grew up, and

Annie was one of my
favorite musicals.

I think it would make
a great gay Annie.

But the only problem is,

when we get to the
sun comes out tomorrow

is going to be a
real fucking problem.

Now, Mama Ru, I was
brainstorming and thinking about

this really hard because I
didn't want to do the obvious.

What wonderful
things have RuPaul

done that I can
write jokes about?

Anyway, here's a joke
about your age.

Rupaul is so old.

Her first cruise ship
gig was on the Titanic.

Isn't that where you met Minnie?

- Yes.
- I was working in the gallows.

I knew it.

But ladies and
gentlemen please give it

up for my amazing
cohost Kween Kong.

Thank you. Ladies
and gentlemen, if you

enjoyed my performance
I'm Kween Kong.

If not, my name
is Molly Poppinz.

G'day, everyone. No refunds!

Next is Spankie Jackzon
and Yuri Guaii.

Oh, hello.

Hello, kia ora

and welcome to
the Kiwiana Down Under

drag brunch, an
experience like no other.

A taste sensation that
spreads across

the nation just like
my mouth or... my moot.

I've selected some of
New Zealand's finest

delicacies and I'm ready
to penetrate your mouth

Yeah let's do that! Ready to penetrate
your mouth with some food mmm.

I love that.

Now we have a few rules.

If there are any
emergencies please

the exits are here and, oh, here.

It's dark and dangerous
so please use

the flash line.
- If you need to use

the pisser.

But don't mind the
hole in the wall

that's for my personal use only.

And if you get
stuck at that hole

my number is conveniently placed
above and I'll come save you.

Now we also do have
a very important

rule which is to
not touch the queens.

Unless your name
is Minnie Cooper

who hasn't been
touched in so long,

when she spreads her
legs, her asshole goes.

Speaking of assholes
the cast of RuPaul's

Drag Race Down Under
season two is here.

Can I get a... ohhhyahhh?

Molly Poppinz is here.

The smartest thing
to come out of

Molly Poppinz mouth was a penis.

That's right. I said penis.

Oh, Pomara Fifth is here,

Oh, babes. I think you're have
something on your chin.

It must be some of
our special sauce.

- Cum!
- No tomato sauce.

Now we have a delicious
selection on the menu tonight.

We have some fabulous
pūhā watercress salad,

with our special sauce.

- Cum!
- That's right.

Now for the
entertainment portion of

today's brunch our
very own Minnie Cooper

with the super-stylings of the
classic jab: Dry Ass Pussy.

I’ve been Yuri Guaii
and I have gonorrhoea!

And mine is Spankie Jackzon
and I wear pants.

Catch you fellas up!

- Chur!
- Chur, bro!

- The category is red for filth.
- Beverly Kills.

Oh guys, it reminds me I have a
brow wax appointment next week.

I’m serving you red, theatrical,
gothic realness, honey

I’ve got my beautiful
long gothic sleeves

covered in so many crystals,
and stones.

Looks like she’s
taking the red-eye.

And it is scary,
bloody and gorgeous.

Her sleeves would be great
for cleaning.

Pomara Fifth.

Fairy godmother in the house,
yeah bitch.

I am giving you
colour to the land.

I'm not your traditional red
I am serving you mother Uluru.

Now where have I seen
that hair colour before?

- That’s your mom.
- Mom?

This is for all my indigenous
queens out there.

Doesn’t matter how much milk
you add to tea

It’s still tea, bitch.

Hannah Conda.

Does anyone still wear a hat?

Well it’s a hat
and a glory hole.

I’m serving
a little bit of Joan Collins

in Dynasty and I am
looking sexy in red

and I am strutting
down there like I

own at least 10% of this company.

You just can’t tell
me that I’m not

the prettiest girl in the world.

Molly Poppinz.
Oh, my goodness.

What a delicate flower.

I’m feeling super
gorgeous, I love the colour red

So I walk to the end
of the runway. Bam!

And I let down this ruffle
train, hoopskirty moment.

I don’t know how to describe it,
but I feel fucking stunning.

Oh, oh, oh!

Gonna put somebody’s eyes out
with those.

Yeah.

Kween Kong

Tonight
on the runway, I’m serving

Te Kā, the volcano on Moana.

I’m serving deity,
ethereal, realness.

Oh, I know her,

she’s always sitting
in front of me at church.

She’s more on your shoulder.

I’m feeling
powerful, and I’m wanting

to look into those judges eyes

and I’m gonna take
back the control that

I haven’t had in the
past couple weeks.

Minnie Cooper.

It’s getting
a little nippie in here.

I had a nip slip,
slightly Janet Jackson moment

Careful, you’re gonna
put somebody’s eyes out with th-

Oh, never-mind

This dress represents
history. All

those queens that came before me

because without them, none
of us would be standing today.

Spankie Jackzon.

Oh, boy! Now this is case
of tall poppy syndrome.

On the runway I’m serving you
high fashion and a bit of glam.

It’s actually fabulous!

She’s the Anzac bridge!

The red poppy of Australasia.

Yuri Guaii.

The devil wears shoulder pads.

Better the devil you know!

Here I am,
dressed up as a devil.

Is it menstruation season?
‘Cause I’m a bloody mess!

I think she taught me algebra!

I look great, dripping
in red sequins. Oh!

-Am I horny? Yes!

- Kia ora, queens!
- Kia ora!

- Aussie, aussie, aussie!
- Oi, oi, oi!

Now, based on your Drag Brunch
performances

and your red for filth runway
presentations,

I’ve made some decisions.

When I call your name,
please step forward.

Spankie Jackzon,

Yuri Gaii,

Condragulations!

You’re both the winners
of this week’s challenge.

- Wow!
- Well done!

You’ve each won $5,000 courtesy
of our friends at The Star.

Thank you! Thank you!
So happy.

Ladies, you are all
up for elimination.

Now it’s time
for the judges critiques.

First up, Beverly Kills.

I thought this look is really
fun for red, the dripping wax.

I thought it told a story.

I think the issue in your brunch
for me was the connection.

You just never
really go it together.

This happens a
lot in standup shows.

Sometimes you are
kinda thrown together.

And you have to
very confidently,

very quickly create
a relationship.

- And uh, yeah.
- That’s right, Rhys.

You hit the notes,
you hit the punchlines.

You know it was the segways
that was missing.

We’re just looking for that
something extra.

When it comes to hosting
it’s usually a solo thing.

So the fact that I
had to do it with

someone else was a
bit of a challenge,

but I’m actually really proud of
the work that I did with Pomara.

I really had a great
time with you girl.

Let’s move on to your partner
Pomara Fifth.

So this look
is absolutely beautiful.

Thank you!

I love that this is your
heritage and you’re proud of it.

The hair colour I don’t care for.

You’ll be hearing
from my lawyers.

Hannah Conda,
I love this outfit so much!

You look like a million bucks.

The comedy routine, the thing
is that you two

really do need to go on
the road together.

You both seem like sisters.

There was enough
chemistry there,

there wasn’t enough material

to support the chemistry.

You came kinda the same thing
through the whole thing.

There were no peaks and valleys.

Let’s move on to your co-host
Molly Poppinz.

I think with your
kind of side of

things I just would’ve liked to

move some way different,
so we could get to know you

as much as we got to
know Hannah.

You know, I’m not a fan of chaps
but, this is really pretty!

If Marilyn Monroe
had a sexier sister...

Imagine if that sister
sang Happy Birthday.

We’d all still having
happy birthdays

and JFK would never have died.

This outfit, those
tits, those lips

would make a bullet
bounce off a man.

This outfit is so trashy…

But I love it so much!

I don’t think I’ve ever seen
that configuration before.

And you never will again!

Up next, Kween Kong.

I know it may feel
like I’ve been

tough on you for
the past few weeks,

and I have to tell you
tonight in your drag brunch...

I was so proud of you!

The timing, the humour,
you were so in control.

We got a taste of
what you are capable of

when you lip-synced last week.

And we saw it again tonight.

Here you are, you’ve
showed up for the competition.

Up next, Minnie Cooper.

Hello! I can finally
fucking speak!

She may be a volcano,
this one’s explosive diarrhoea.

I love your look,
for all the people

that we’ve lost
together to HIV-AIDS,

Thank you!
My one issue is…

We’re gonna have to
pixelate your tits.

Yeah it needed to come up,
I agree.

I started working with
drag queens when I was 19.

There was Caroline Clark,
Tallulah Brite and Legs Galore, who

you actually
remind me a lot of Ru.

And Tallulah and
Legs both had HIV

and they made a pact that they

would both pass away
at the very same day

and this dress is an
love letter to them.

In the performance today there
were times when you felt like

a bit of an aunt in the party,
like “oh! she’s gone off on one”

“she’s had a couple sauv-y bs,
and she’s got some words to say”

Seems there were time the Kween
was moving you away

from the younger
children at the barbecue.

- Probably for the best…
- Probably for the best!

Minnie Cooper is a super star!

Just learn how to
direct yourself,

because it feels like a…

just like a live wire
that is always on.

Thank you ladies. While you
untuck in the work room,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

Are you fucking serious, we won!

Kiwi queens in the top.

$5K each! Oh, my God!

We worked fucking hard.
You went through the bung eye.

You went to fucking A&E.
You painted your face late.

You are incredible.

The has been a change
in Yuri this week.

I see him starting
to come into his own.

He’s starting to get it.
He’s started to push himself

outside of those boundaries.

I’m actually really
proud of him.

Molly tried to totally sabo us

by putting us together and here
we are in the fucking top.

Up your bum, motherfucker!

Spankie and Yuri fucking
congratulations!

- Thank you so much.
- Congratulations.

- Get a beveragino!
- You should go to

hospital more often!

Okay. So I wanna
know what happened?

- Yeah.
- I think it's Pomara

- and I in the bottom together.
- Shit.

I loved this show a lot.

So like the thought of
not going as far as I wanted,

it's really scary.

We don't know who's gotta
be in the bottom for sure.

The only person
that's definitely

one hundred percent
safe is Kween.

And Minnie also,
they loved you as well.

- Yeah, Ru said I was a star.
- Yeah.

- How you're feeling, Pomara?
- Yeah.

- Give us your hand, we're all here for ya.
- Yeah, we are.

I was thinking
I'm so mad at myself.

Because so far I haven't
felt like I've been able to

be like me and show myself.

I honestly thought that you
both did a really great job.

And the thing is, is that
it's getting to the point now.

It's literally fine details.

And the reality is like,
you know, no one...

Bev, are you all right, girl?

- No, she is not all right.
- Oh!

I just put up like
this front that I make

strong, dark and mysterious.

And I tried to,
you know, be cool.

But the truth is I'm just,

I'm really fucking
shit scared today.

Oh! Sweetheart.

Oh!

To get this emotional
in front of everyone is

a lot.

I feel like a failure.

I feel like I have
let down everyone at home.

And like it just drags like the,
the thing that like I can do.

And I, I can control
how good I am with that.

But like just to let lose that
control of like the one thing

that I'm like I can do,
it just sucks.

- You're an amazing queen.
- Yes.

- Like you really are.
- Yes.

You are here, you are one of 10 drag queens

picked for this
show this year, babes.

So like don't let this bullshit
take that away from you.

- You're...
- You're a fucking

incredible performer.

You are amazing as well.

I was here last week, you know.
And I know what it feels like.

This is important.
This is the fire.

Let's go and use this.

This doesn't mean that you
should... don't get defeated by it.

You know, look at those
pictures on your mirrors

- and remember who you are here for.
- Amen.

Not the cameras
and all this other bullshit.

Remember who you
are representing.

You've got this beautiful
fucking garment on bitch.

Like you better
pull that outta your ass

and like fight
against each other

with the most respect and love,
you know.

Let's go for it.

That's what it is.
It is what it is.

I'm not ready to say
goodbye to this competition.

I might be terrified.

But Beverly Kills
is an amazing performer.

Use all this energy

in what you know you can do,
which is lip sync.

Now just between us kangaroos,
what do you reckon?

Starting with Beverly Kills.

Beverly Kills always
turns the look on the runway.

In the brunch challenge,
I didn't think they bombed.

I just thought the relationship
wasn't established enough

to feed off of one another.

This is a way for them
to present themselves.

- Yeah.
- And I don't believe

that she did that.

Let's move on to
her cohost Pomara Fifth.

Tonight on the runway,
I love how proud she was

to wear her culture
as a beautiful gown.

Pomara looked gorgeous tonight.
Both outfits fantastic.

She's very capable
when it comes to

delivering a punch line,
all of that.

It felt like two people

- who were forced to be together.
- Yes. Yes.

Let's move on down
to Hannah Conda.

Hannah is just natural.

And she works
so well with Molly.

It just wasn't fully
realised tonight.

Had they the right material,

they could have really
stolen this challenge.

Speaking of, Molly Poppinz.

Well, first of all, I was so
obsessed with this look tonight.

It went so far past whore,
it turned into high fashion.

- Yeah.
- You know.

Up next, Kween Kong.

I was so proud of
what she did tonight.

As soon as Kween walked
down I was like oh,

this is like when you walk into
the ocean and it's a bit cold.

But then there's a warm
current that comes through.

And it sort of takes
you and you're little scared.

But it's firm and strong.

And then you decide
this is where I shall pee.

Yeah.

All right. Let's move
on down to Minnie Cooper.

She always looks so beautiful.

All of her looks just
take me back to a time

- where that was drag.
- Yeah.

I like the standup thing.
I don't think duo is for her.

I don't remember
one of the jokes

- she told.
- Me, neither!

I was just watching
her do the Minnie thing was,

- was entertaining.
- Yeah.

All right. Silence.
I made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Beverly Kills and Pomara Fifth,

I'm sorry, my dears, but
you are both up for elimination.

Those of you are safe.

And you may join
the other girls.

- Love you.
- Let's have some fun.

Two queens, stand before me.

Racers,

this is your last
chance to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

The time has come

for you to lip sync

for your life.

I've kept my cards
close to my chest.

And I'm ready to play poker.

All in.

Sorry, Pomara.
I'm sending you home.

Good luck. And don't fuck it up.

I know Bev is very stunt queen.

But watch out, bitch.
I'm coming for you.

Guys, come on!

This is a good lip sync.

They're both fighting for it
which is so exciting to see.

It could go either fucking way.

Wow!

Ladies,

I've made my decision.

Beverly Kills,

Shantay, you stay.

I won't let you down again.

You may join the other girls.

Pomara Fifth,

you can leave here
with your head held high

as you spread your charisma,
uniqueness nerve,

and talent around the world.

Now sashay away.

Thank you.
This has really changed my life.

And I, I'm so honoured.

I love you all.

- I love you all.
- We love you, Pomara.

Yeah.

Bye, cunts.

Oh, I'm gutted.

Even though my time is cut short

it doesn't mean I'm
any less of a queen.

I'm fucking,
I'm fucking, I'm fucking cool.

I'm fucking cool.

I can't wait to
get back out there

and show the fucking world
who Pomara Fifth is.

This is just the beginning.

Pussy kisses.

Condragulations my queens.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how the hell are you
going to love somebody else.

Can I get an amen up in here?

- Amen.
- Amen.

Now let the music play.

Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race.

This week,
we're playing a snatch game.

Yay.

Are you considered
funny by your friends?

Like I don't think that's
a good move, babes.

The Snatch Game,
we just knew it.

I thought it was
beautifully done.

Kicked in the dick
and you ripped off the dick.

And then you threw
the dick out of window.

So high fashion.
It's so much fun.

What I love was
when you were funny.

And the Snatch Game,
you weren't funny.

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