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♪
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I vote we keep them on.
They're stylish, man.
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Yours has cool doodles.
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Mine is apparently
an old person's grocery list.
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Fiber powder.
Bunion pads.
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Mrs. Tinsley's
Old Fashioned Butter Lozanges
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for Well Behaved Boys.
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No, thanks.
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[Grunting]
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♪
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[Grunting]
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Aw.
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[Grunts]
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♪
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Hey like, wouldn't it be fun
if I, like,
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wore this hat
for the rest of the time
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we were here and you, like,
called me Lorraine?
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- Why?
- I don't know.
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Why do you hate fun, Min?
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I don't hate fun.
I just...
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[Sighs]
Oh.
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Who in this car hates you?
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Again, Kez?
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Lorraine.
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[Sighs] Fine.
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Lorraine,
what did you do this time?
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Lorraine answers to no man.
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[Rumbling]
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[Both grunting]
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Treats for Pig Baby!
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Have you brought
something tasty for Pig Baby?
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Uh, I'm sorry, we didn't know
we should bring food.
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We were just looking
for the door.
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No treats?
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[Crying]
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You've upset Pig Baby.
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Oh, aww.
Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.
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Oh, shoosh.
There, there.
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Who's a pretty baby, oh?
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- I am.
- [Chuckles] That's right.
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And what do pretty pigs say, ah?
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Oink, oink, oink.
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Aww, that's our good boy.
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You must make Pig Baby
a treat to make it up to him.
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[Crying]
Huh?
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[Laughing]
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Uh, look,
Mrs. Cow Creamer,
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we don't want
to upset your, uh, son?
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But we have to be on our way.
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[Deep voice]
Yeah, man.
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We're supposed to meet up
with my roommate.
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Who's that you're with?
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Uh, just me.
Lorraine.
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Kiss me, I'm a chef's hat.
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♪
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No, thank you.
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Aah!
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[Grunts, chuckles]
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Whoa there, Lorraine.
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[Normal voice] Dudes,
just make the treat,
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and we'll look
for the door later.
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We can't have Pig Baby
knowing I'm here.
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[Chuckles]
Okay, Mrs. Cow Creamer.
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We'll make something.
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Ooh, magnifique.
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You'll find our kitchen
fully stocked.
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Though I'm sorry
there's not more butter.
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There was a bit of an incident.
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Butter!
Waaaah! My butter!
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Oh, there, there, plumpkins.
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The cookbook is up there.
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Choose wisely.
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My little angel is very hard
to impress.
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[Sighs] How are we supposed
to get up there?
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[Deep voice]
You just got to jump, man.
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No way, Lorraine.
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[Grunts]
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Ryan, you can't just... ugh!
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You have to think
before you do things.
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Lorraine said to jump,
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and now I'm up here
by the cookbook
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and you're down there
like a chump without a cookbook.
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[Sighs]
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[Grunts]
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[Both grunting]
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Chicken liver anchovy toast?
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Wax beans O'Brian?
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Tomato frost?
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Ugh, it's American.
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Well, there's got to be a
simple brownie recipe or something.
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[Scoffs]
Min, please.
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The Creamer said
to wow Pig Baby.
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Here.
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This one actually sounds
pretty good.
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It also looks
pretty complicated.
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We'll be fine.
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Go big or go home.
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If we can ever even get home.
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♪
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[Grunts]
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[Grunts]
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[Grunts]
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And the final touch.
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If I was at Dumpty's right now,
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I would be ashamed
to serve this.
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Puh-lease.
It had tons of ingredients,
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so like, um, you know,
confidence.
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[Pig baby crying]
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Cow Creamer:
Didn't puree the strawberries,
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over-whipped the egg whites,
and you chose chiffon
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even though it needs
to be chilled overnight.
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But we took a pretty big swing,
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so points for that at least?
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We'll do better.
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It's fine.
We'll find something.
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[Sighs]
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Ew. Warm banana
mayonnaise salad?
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Ugh, Americans, man.
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Great music, disgusting
post-war food.
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I say we try it.
He's a pig, right?
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He probably loves
gross American food.
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Why else would this be
the only cookbook?
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♪
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[Pig Baby crying]
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Aww. [Smooching]
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You forgot the lettuce,
and it's cold.
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[Grunting]
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[Humming]
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[Sighs]
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Cow Creamer: Custard does not
have beef floss.
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[Groans]
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[Gasps]
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Zippers are not a food.
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You got to respect someone
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trying to innovate
in their field.
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No, Lorraine, I don't.
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Try again, and perhaps
try finding something simple
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that actually tastes good
from that disgusting cookbook,
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which was the only one left
after a tragic grease fire.
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Pig Baby doesn't like that food?
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Who in their right mind
enjoys post-war American food?
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- I told you.
- I know. Okay?
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I know. Whatever.
We'll do brownies.
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Fine.
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Well, this will come
as a surprise to no one.
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We're out of butter.
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[Normal voice]
Aw, man. My butter.
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I hope it's okay.
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Kez?
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Were you the butter incident?
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So, like,
maybe when I was here last time,
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I put a bunch of butter
in the microwave,
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set it for five minutes, forgot,
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and, like,
maybe all the butter melted.
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- And then you what, left?
- Or what?
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Stay in the kitchen forever?
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I am not about to turn the clock
back on women's lib, man.
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Kez!
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Ugh.
It'll be fine.
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Follow me.
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I mean, at the end of the day,
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it's still butter, right?
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[Both sigh]
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- Aah!
- [Grunts, chuckles]
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♪
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[Bell dings]
[Both grunt]
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Wait.
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Okay, they're done.
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Shouldn't
the toothpick be clean?
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Nah, that would mean
they're too dry.
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They need to be kind of fudgy
in the middle.
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Both: Because otherwise
it'd just be cake.
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Look who's suddenly
a brownie expert.
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It was in the recipe book.
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Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo,
a humble brownie expert.
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Well, what can I say?
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"Your Honor,
I am a simple man."
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[Chuckling]
Okay, okay.
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"A simple brownie man."
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[Both laugh]
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[Whirring]
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Huh?
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Oh, your numbers went down.
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Um, cool.
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[Gasps]
You learned to slow down.
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What?
We're here to learn lessons, right?
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That's the thing
that just happened.
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You took your time with something for once, and...
Hey.
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And if you're the one
who learned something,
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then that means...
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I'm the one
who made the numbers change.
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Yes.
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So you're the one who was meant
to be on the train, not me.
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Oh.
I didn't know.
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I wouldn't have made you
follow me if...
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Ah, I forgive you.
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It was a freak accident,
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and I'll do everything I can
to help you mature.
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[Whirring]
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Huh. Maybe the lesson
didn't stick.
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Maybe you need to prove
you learned it
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by doing it again in the future.
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I guess?
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Ready to give a treat
to a fussy baby?
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Sure, man.
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Yummers!
[Chomping]
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Ooh, excellent work.
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I've never seen Pig Baby
so delighted by a treat.
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More.
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Mais oui.
More.
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What? No.
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He's happy now,
so we're gonna exit.
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No, no.
You will keep cooking.
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Pig Baby must be kept happy.
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Until Pig Baby dies,
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and you'll be the new Pig Baby.
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No way, you creepy creamer.
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[Laughs maniacally]
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[Gasps]
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Pig Baby ate the exit.
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We have to find a way in there.
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00:10:00,812 --> 00:10:03,802
[Shudders]
This car is messed, man.
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00:10:03,806 --> 00:10:05,806
How are we supposed to get him
to stop chewing?
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[Laughter continues]
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[Gasps]
Butter Kez.
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[Crying] Kez melted all
of Pig Baby's yummy butter.
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Okay, Pig Baby, like,
we're all just adults here,
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so let's just...
Waaaahhhhh!
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Come now.
Oh, be a brave.
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Oh, would you like some lard?
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Does a sweet widdle baby
want some lard?
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Waaaahhhhh!
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[Both chuckle]
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Aw, gross, man.
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Here's hoping we don't
have to cook again
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to get your number down.
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[Exhales sharply]
Yeah. Right.
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Right, right, numbers.
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But like we just learned,
don't push yourself, man.
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Because it's not about
the desti-something.
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It's about the whatever.
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Yeah. You can't help it
if you have a lot to learn.
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♪
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[Sighs]
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♪
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