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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,043 --> 00:00:41,261 They say music is the food of love 2 00:00:41,263 --> 00:00:44,447 Let's see if you are hungry enough 3 00:00:44,449 --> 00:00:47,516 Take a bite, take another 4 00:00:47,518 --> 00:00:50,819 Just like a good boy would 5 00:00:50,821 --> 00:00:54,055 Get a sweet thing on the side 6 00:00:54,057 --> 00:00:56,991 Home cooking, homicide 7 00:00:56,993 --> 00:01:00,460 Side order Could be your daughter 8 00:01:00,462 --> 00:01:03,362 Finger-licking good 9 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:09,935 Come on baby, eat the rich 10 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:12,570 Put the bite on the son of a bitch 11 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:16,073 Don't mess up Don't you give me no switch 12 00:01:16,075 --> 00:01:19,309 Come on baby and eat the rich 13 00:01:19,311 --> 00:01:22,679 C'mon baby and eat the rich 14 00:01:22,681 --> 00:01:25,682 Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo 15 00:01:25,684 --> 00:01:29,318 You wanna see my bacon torpedo 16 00:02:05,716 --> 00:02:09,717 Their nipples were must too small! 17 00:02:10,621 --> 00:02:13,588 Anyway, I got the two Scottish castles, 18 00:02:13,590 --> 00:02:17,024 I've got the Greek island, and I've got 15 Maseratis, 19 00:02:17,026 --> 00:02:21,594 all classics, of course. So I suppose you could say I'm stinking rich. 20 00:02:22,897 --> 00:02:26,464 Excuse me. The baby panda, is it fried in honey? 21 00:02:26,466 --> 00:02:27,700 Of course, ma'am. 22 00:02:43,945 --> 00:02:46,512 Very good. I mean, where else can you eat 23 00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:49,181 for 200 pounds a head? 24 00:02:49,183 --> 00:02:51,883 You're very beautiful. 25 00:02:52,385 --> 00:02:54,218 There you go. 26 00:02:55,220 --> 00:02:57,921 Tasty bit of service, that. 27 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:07,496 Come on, fatty, hurry up. 28 00:03:07,498 --> 00:03:09,097 I'm awfully sorry. 29 00:03:09,099 --> 00:03:12,667 Told you it was good. Anyway, we're in a bad lunch. 30 00:03:12,969 --> 00:03:15,503 Look, Derek, forget funk rap. It's dead. 31 00:03:15,505 --> 00:03:17,371 The kids are getting hooked on socialism. 32 00:03:19,641 --> 00:03:21,807 And Terry's got it real bad next year. 33 00:03:21,809 --> 00:03:25,777 OK. Let's sack the blacks and sign the reds. 34 00:03:36,486 --> 00:03:39,554 Where's my fucking tip?! 35 00:03:45,061 --> 00:03:46,127 Excuse me. 36 00:03:46,929 --> 00:03:49,796 Out of the way, please. Come on. Move. 37 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:52,632 Out of the way. 38 00:03:52,634 --> 00:03:54,667 Excuse me. Out of the way, please. Come on. 39 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:58,003 Move. Move it, silly cow. 40 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:59,037 Move. 41 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:10,006 Bastards! 42 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:18,518 Be more polite to the customers, Alex, or you're fired. 43 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,586 Shut your face. 44 00:04:21,088 --> 00:04:24,189 I'm gonna give you one more chance. 45 00:04:24,191 --> 00:04:29,594 I want to tell you that we're all pretty tired of your attitude. 46 00:04:29,596 --> 00:04:33,531 I mean, why can't you be more like Mark? 47 00:04:38,003 --> 00:04:40,103 He is aggressive, yes. 48 00:04:40,105 --> 00:04:43,906 But at least he's mysterious about it. 49 00:04:44,008 --> 00:04:48,810 I was born to rock and roll 50 00:04:52,514 --> 00:04:55,114 I was built 51 00:04:58,085 --> 00:05:01,019 For speed 52 00:05:19,002 --> 00:05:21,035 Oh, Janice. 53 00:05:21,037 --> 00:05:22,336 Yes, Commander Fortune? 54 00:05:22,338 --> 00:05:23,871 If the CIA calls, 55 00:05:23,873 --> 00:05:27,274 just say I've popped out to... 56 00:05:27,276 --> 00:05:29,508 buy some socks. 57 00:05:31,445 --> 00:05:35,113 Very well, Commander Fortune. 58 00:05:44,757 --> 00:05:46,357 Have you seen who's on table eight? 59 00:05:46,359 --> 00:05:50,693 - Who? - John Steenbeck. The movie director. 60 00:05:50,695 --> 00:05:55,064 Not the John Steenbeck, who made Interesting Teenagers? 61 00:05:55,066 --> 00:05:58,834 That, over there. The good-looking one. 62 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:16,240 My name's Steenbeck. John Steenbeck. 63 00:06:16,318 --> 00:06:19,619 I'm casting a major motion picture in this country. 64 00:06:20,050 --> 00:06:23,952 We're looking for someone to play the part of the good-looking young psychopath. 65 00:06:24,025 --> 00:06:27,393 I hear you're an actor, is that right? 66 00:06:30,295 --> 00:06:31,797 What do you mean, actor? 67 00:06:32,199 --> 00:06:36,567 Somebody who walks and talks the way I want. Then I photograph them. 68 00:06:36,569 --> 00:06:41,137 Well, uh, I walk and I talk 69 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:43,472 any damn way I choose. 70 00:06:43,474 --> 00:06:45,540 Excuse me. Are you ready to order? 71 00:06:45,542 --> 00:06:48,776 What I really find most interesting is he's got that sort of face 72 00:06:48,778 --> 00:06:51,879 where you're not quite sure what he's gonna do next. 73 00:06:51,881 --> 00:06:55,749 - It's most unnerving. - Oh, he's wonderful! 74 00:06:56,951 --> 00:07:00,887 Listen, honey. If you're looking for new, young, violent faces in the cinema, 75 00:07:00,889 --> 00:07:06,124 then I think you'd better look at mine because I'm up to here in social grievances. 76 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:09,461 Look, love, I'm sorry, but you're just not what we're looking for. 77 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:14,199 Oh, no! This is the man we're interested in! This one is the pits! 78 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:18,303 Oh, but I can be ever so unnerving. Look! 79 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:22,306 You've carried yourself once too often, Alex. 80 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:24,741 - You're fired! 81 00:07:27,145 --> 00:07:29,078 Bye! 82 00:08:06,749 --> 00:08:08,915 Phase four. 83 00:08:30,437 --> 00:08:32,304 It's all good stuff. 84 00:08:43,950 --> 00:08:46,783 - Suicide mission, is it? - Yes. 85 00:08:46,785 --> 00:08:50,286 So I, um, shan't be seeing you again then. 86 00:08:50,288 --> 00:08:52,421 No. 87 00:08:52,423 --> 00:08:53,689 All right. 88 00:09:04,633 --> 00:09:08,500 Yes. I've got no money, and nowhere to live. 89 00:09:08,502 --> 00:09:12,403 But at least I've still got all my friends. 90 00:09:12,705 --> 00:09:14,906 Oh, really? 91 00:09:15,408 --> 00:09:19,878 Well, couldn't I sleep in that little cupboard under the stairs? 92 00:09:21,780 --> 00:09:26,917 Oh, really? Yes, well, I've always hated you too. 93 00:09:26,919 --> 00:09:29,352 Drop dead, fuckface! 94 00:09:32,323 --> 00:09:33,722 Gerry! 95 00:09:37,761 --> 00:09:39,994 We're gonna check out the scene here. 96 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:43,797 - Stick around. - Gerry! Hey, Gerry! My best friend! 97 00:09:45,599 --> 00:09:46,733 Hi, Alex. 98 00:09:47,235 --> 00:09:50,936 - Can I come in with you? - What's the matter? You broke? 99 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:54,005 Oh, yeah. I lost my job and got no money 100 00:09:54,007 --> 00:09:57,208 and I'm totally homeless. 101 00:09:57,210 --> 00:10:00,077 Shit. What a drag. 102 00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:04,180 - Yeah. - Well, it's really nice to see you, Alex. 103 00:10:07,618 --> 00:10:09,484 - Hey, Alex. - Yeah? 104 00:10:09,886 --> 00:10:13,753 You wanna get indoors. You'll get soaked out here. 105 00:10:24,297 --> 00:10:25,963 They're on their way. 106 00:10:32,036 --> 00:10:34,703 Good evening. This is the BBC. 107 00:10:34,705 --> 00:10:39,974 Now a political broadcast from the new Home Secretary, Nosher Powell MP. 108 00:10:39,976 --> 00:10:42,609 Oi! Sh! He's on! 109 00:10:42,611 --> 00:10:45,945 - Evening, voters. 110 00:10:45,947 --> 00:10:51,815 Some people in this country are very, very rich. 111 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:55,818 But most of you are very, very poor. 112 00:10:57,820 --> 00:10:58,821 You know why?! 113 00:10:58,823 --> 00:11:01,756 Because you're all lazy vultures! 114 00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:05,692 Your country needs money! 115 00:11:05,894 --> 00:11:10,229 And you can't get enough money! 116 00:11:10,231 --> 00:11:12,798 So I tell you what we're gonna do! 117 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:15,533 We're gonna close more hospitals 118 00:11:15,535 --> 00:11:18,669 and we're gonna build more rockets! 119 00:11:41,424 --> 00:11:46,861 Excuse me. Could you spare us a bit of your paper to sleep under? 120 00:11:48,965 --> 00:11:51,265 No, fuck off! 121 00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:54,801 Oh, go on. Just the sports page. 122 00:12:02,242 --> 00:12:03,375 All right. 123 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:27,294 Excuse me, we're from Ethiopia. Got price of a cup of tea? 124 00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:47,747 Take this, comrade. We oppressed should stick together. 125 00:12:52,453 --> 00:12:55,120 Stand back. 126 00:13:19,243 --> 00:13:23,678 It's now exactly two hours and 40 minutes since the police sealed off this street 127 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,713 which leads to the embassy. 128 00:13:26,115 --> 00:13:29,034 And we've just heard that the Home Secretary himself 129 00:13:29,035 --> 00:13:31,452 is on his way to supervise the siege. 130 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,466 We are not your enemy! 131 00:13:48,368 --> 00:13:50,169 We have suffered too long! 132 00:13:50,971 --> 00:13:56,440 All we want is just our freedom and rights in our own country! 133 00:14:00,442 --> 00:14:02,746 - Rise up and kill your oppressor! 134 00:14:03,148 --> 00:14:05,184 - Freedom of the oppressed! 135 00:14:10,421 --> 00:14:13,789 Oi, Sambo, move out the way! 136 00:14:25,301 --> 00:14:26,977 - What's going on here? 137 00:14:26,978 --> 00:14:30,603 - I'm afraid it's something of a waiting game, Home Secretary. 138 00:14:31,105 --> 00:14:33,107 - Don't give me that bollocks. 139 00:14:33,609 --> 00:14:36,777 Oi! Sinbad! You see that? 140 00:14:37,079 --> 00:14:40,480 I'll put that... soon as you come down! 141 00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:45,984 Here, hold that. I'm going in. 142 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,969 - Excuse me. - Oh, it's all right. I'm with him. 143 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:06,404 Oh, of course. Sorry. 144 00:15:12,109 --> 00:15:14,075 Nosh! 145 00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:26,618 You know the rules You all know the game 146 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:28,954 Try to do what's right 147 00:15:30,256 --> 00:15:32,556 And I swear I can't complain 148 00:15:33,658 --> 00:15:35,727 - If I die tonight 149 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:39,964 - But I don't think it's in the stars 150 00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:42,666 - What? 151 00:15:42,768 --> 00:15:43,836 Look! 152 00:15:46,338 --> 00:15:48,304 Go on, then! Jump! 153 00:15:49,306 --> 00:15:53,842 Who's storming this place? You or me? 154 00:15:53,844 --> 00:15:57,178 Well, keep your mouth shut! Right! 155 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:04,548 - History. - Who stormed the Iranian Embassy in 1984? 156 00:16:21,665 --> 00:16:24,899 See me running all around the world 157 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,734 - Trying to make some time 158 00:16:31,605 --> 00:16:33,471 Back and forth! 159 00:16:34,173 --> 00:16:37,608 You don't mean the Israeli ambassador, surely? 160 00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:39,977 Come out! 161 00:16:40,979 --> 00:16:42,745 Both of you! 162 00:16:43,747 --> 00:16:46,515 - Now, what's it all about? - He started it. 163 00:16:46,517 --> 00:16:48,817 - Shut up! You! - They took our country! 164 00:16:48,819 --> 00:16:51,219 - It was ours first. - No, it wasn't. 165 00:16:51,221 --> 00:16:52,353 - Was. - Wasn't! 166 00:16:52,555 --> 00:16:54,087 Shut up! 167 00:16:54,189 --> 00:16:58,424 Now, I don't care whose fault it is. 168 00:16:58,426 --> 00:17:02,027 I just don't want no more interruptions, got it? 169 00:17:02,029 --> 00:17:05,797 Now, you give him back his country. 170 00:17:05,799 --> 00:17:08,633 And you, smart yourself out. 171 00:17:08,935 --> 00:17:13,237 Well, he's done it. It's absolutely incredible. 172 00:17:13,239 --> 00:17:17,374 Singlehandedly, this man has tackled the Middle East crisis head on. 173 00:17:17,376 --> 00:17:19,776 They said it couldn't be done, and he's done it. 174 00:17:19,778 --> 00:17:23,079 I don't think we need to wait for the public opinion polls to know that 175 00:17:23,081 --> 00:17:27,648 today's piece of work won't bring any harm at all for the next election. 176 00:17:27,850 --> 00:17:29,718 Fascist bully! 177 00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:34,621 Nosher! Nosher! 178 00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:48,433 Got some nice NATO stuff this time. 179 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,835 How's that? 180 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,439 Oh, very good. 181 00:17:57,241 --> 00:17:59,075 Yes. 182 00:18:00,877 --> 00:18:05,045 Well done, Spider. 183 00:18:06,183 --> 00:18:08,817 Now then, what are we going to do 184 00:18:08,819 --> 00:18:11,719 about the Home Secretary? 185 00:18:11,721 --> 00:18:13,022 Yeah. 186 00:18:15,624 --> 00:18:18,691 Who'd have thought the shriveled up bastard would have got that lucky? 187 00:18:18,693 --> 00:18:24,062 You realize that Cockney fascist could ruin all our plans if he wins the election. 188 00:18:24,064 --> 00:18:25,064 Yeah. 189 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:31,001 Are we gonna chop him, then? 190 00:18:31,003 --> 00:18:34,838 Couldn't we put out a rumor he's gay? 191 00:18:53,457 --> 00:18:55,825 Do you speak English? 192 00:18:55,827 --> 00:19:00,062 Yes, and I can tie my own shoelaces too. 193 00:19:00,964 --> 00:19:02,864 Were you born in this country? 194 00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:06,734 Look, you're not writing my life story, honey. 195 00:19:06,736 --> 00:19:11,171 Just give me a nice state handout and I'll be on my way. 196 00:19:11,973 --> 00:19:16,674 - What's your address? - Look, I've told you, I'm homeless. 197 00:19:16,676 --> 00:19:19,910 Well, then, we've nowhere to send your gyro, have we? 198 00:19:19,912 --> 00:19:24,647 Yeah, that's right. So why don't you just give it to me right now? 199 00:19:25,683 --> 00:19:28,617 Look, I haven't eaten for two days. 200 00:19:28,619 --> 00:19:31,753 I could pass out at any moment, right here. 201 00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:35,222 - Right now! 202 00:19:35,224 --> 00:19:38,892 You pass out where you like. But you're not getting any money 203 00:19:38,894 --> 00:19:43,629 until I'm satisfied that you're not an unnecessary burden on the state. 204 00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:48,767 Listen, you snotty bitch! Your job is to help the poor and needy! 205 00:19:48,769 --> 00:19:53,738 - Not torment them! - You're so stupid. 206 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:59,542 Just for that, I'm gonna lose your file. 207 00:20:12,255 --> 00:20:13,822 You've got to help me. 208 00:20:13,824 --> 00:20:18,926 I'm a broken man. I know I'm a lazy bastard and I've got no self respect. 209 00:20:18,928 --> 00:20:22,195 - But please give me my money! 210 00:20:22,197 --> 00:20:24,463 You'll only gamble it, won't you? 211 00:20:24,465 --> 00:20:29,835 I'm gonna put the money in this drawer until you kick the habit. 212 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:33,572 Listen, honey, you better give us that money, 213 00:20:33,574 --> 00:20:38,476 - or you're in big trouble. - Really? 214 00:20:38,478 --> 00:20:41,045 And what sort of trouble would that be then? 215 00:20:41,047 --> 00:20:42,946 This. 216 00:20:44,048 --> 00:20:45,248 Oh, my God! 217 00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:46,849 Somebody call the police! 218 00:20:48,085 --> 00:20:49,951 Get the money! 219 00:21:03,232 --> 00:21:05,665 I didn't wanna kill them! 220 00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:08,401 They did it! They made me do it! 221 00:21:08,503 --> 00:21:11,971 I'm sorry, but it's not our fault! 222 00:21:12,073 --> 00:21:15,707 Quick, Ron, get that car before I run out of bullets. 223 00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:21,045 You'd do the same if you had had the guts! 224 00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:26,749 We're just ordinary people who've been pushed too far! 225 00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:31,754 Get that car! 226 00:21:31,756 --> 00:21:34,823 I'm a reporter! What's your story? 227 00:21:34,825 --> 00:21:38,393 Me and him took the law into our own hands. 228 00:21:38,395 --> 00:21:41,162 My God, violence on the dole's going to front cover! 229 00:21:41,564 --> 00:21:44,465 - Who are you? - We're the dispossessed. 230 00:21:44,567 --> 00:21:48,435 Quick pose. Nice one for the kids, nice one with the gun. 231 00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:50,703 Thanks, super, lovely. 232 00:21:56,577 --> 00:22:00,378 Watch out, watch out 233 00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:03,615 Just what you need, babe 234 00:23:09,376 --> 00:23:16,080 Isn't it funny how a few seconds with a gun can change our lives? 235 00:23:36,035 --> 00:23:39,369 This is Paulo. He's in chemicals. 236 00:23:39,371 --> 00:23:41,804 Have you met the Bishop of Suffolk? 237 00:23:41,806 --> 00:23:43,071 - Please. - How do you do? 238 00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:45,506 - Very nice to meet you. - Prince Antony, 239 00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:47,574 Miss Fifi Letour. 240 00:23:47,576 --> 00:23:51,311 Oh, my! I'm glad you're here. 241 00:23:51,313 --> 00:23:52,912 Is the Prime Minister with you? 242 00:23:52,914 --> 00:23:54,546 No, he's in Sheffield. 243 00:23:54,548 --> 00:23:57,682 - What a shame. - Mr. and Mrs... 244 00:23:57,684 --> 00:24:00,351 Lady Caroline, this is Ricky James. 245 00:24:00,353 --> 00:24:02,486 He is trade union leader. 246 00:24:03,588 --> 00:24:04,821 Nice tits. 247 00:24:04,823 --> 00:24:08,291 Shame about the title. Let's dance. 248 00:24:09,093 --> 00:24:10,460 Big tits. 249 00:24:13,330 --> 00:24:15,830 You seem a little lonely, comrade. 250 00:24:15,832 --> 00:24:18,465 - Oh. - Who am I going to introduce you? 251 00:24:18,467 --> 00:24:21,000 Oh, it's all right, love. 252 00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:23,135 I'm only here to debrief somebody. 253 00:24:23,137 --> 00:24:28,540 No, come on. Come on, you can't be a wallflower. 254 00:24:28,742 --> 00:24:32,743 This is Fiona. 255 00:24:32,945 --> 00:24:35,612 She collects stamps. 256 00:24:37,614 --> 00:24:40,583 I didn't know you were a trade union leader! 257 00:24:40,585 --> 00:24:44,254 - Make you dream. - I know 'cause I've seen you on the TV. 258 00:24:44,256 --> 00:24:46,488 But you look much younger in real life. 259 00:24:46,490 --> 00:24:49,257 Really? You're not bad looking yourself. 260 00:24:49,259 --> 00:24:53,127 - Is it true you're to be in the news on Monday? 261 00:24:53,129 --> 00:24:56,730 - Gonna be absolute chaos. - You bet. 262 00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:22,019 Give me some, will you, Spider? 263 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,521 I ain't touched the bass in months, mate. 264 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,689 Neither has he. 265 00:25:28,358 --> 00:25:30,658 Christ, all right then. 266 00:25:44,371 --> 00:25:47,739 Dr. Rock. One, two, three! 267 00:25:48,441 --> 00:25:51,142 - All right, all right 268 00:25:51,444 --> 00:25:54,678 I hope you sons of bitches see the light 269 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,480 You again, you again 270 00:25:57,682 --> 00:26:00,916 I know you've got a mental age of ten 271 00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:03,752 Listen up, listen up 272 00:26:03,854 --> 00:26:07,122 I wouldn't swap you for a thousand bucks 273 00:26:07,124 --> 00:26:10,158 Come on, you're the one 274 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,327 I think I'm going to switch your laser on 275 00:26:13,729 --> 00:26:17,597 I've got the medicine you need 276 00:26:19,934 --> 00:26:24,302 I've got the power I've got the speed 277 00:26:26,005 --> 00:26:30,207 I'll find out how to stop your clock 278 00:26:32,344 --> 00:26:37,080 We sure ain't talking Dr. Spock 279 00:26:39,918 --> 00:26:43,452 Hear me talking, Dr. Rock 280 00:26:43,454 --> 00:26:46,388 Lay down, turn around 281 00:26:46,390 --> 00:26:48,623 Here come the sister Gonna strip you down 282 00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:51,225 Cheers. 283 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:56,028 Here. I had another call from Moscow this evening. 284 00:26:56,030 --> 00:26:58,997 And are my cruel paymasters happy? 285 00:26:58,999 --> 00:27:03,234 Well, they wanna know how it's going with, um, 286 00:27:03,236 --> 00:27:08,538 - phase four? - Comrade, there may be just one small problem. 287 00:27:08,540 --> 00:27:10,239 What's that then? 288 00:27:19,782 --> 00:27:21,450 Shall I wait here, Home Secretary? 289 00:27:21,452 --> 00:27:24,453 - Thank you, Clarence. 290 00:27:24,755 --> 00:27:27,489 And don't drink too much, will you, Nosh? 291 00:27:27,491 --> 00:27:29,358 - Bollocks. 292 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:34,828 The right honorable Mr. And Mrs. Nosher Powell. 293 00:27:34,830 --> 00:27:37,197 So you are the new Home Secretary? 294 00:27:37,199 --> 00:27:40,666 I don't know why they call me that. I can't even type. 295 00:27:42,469 --> 00:27:45,236 - And you must be Mrs. Powell. - Yes. 296 00:27:45,238 --> 00:27:49,206 Is the PM and his wife here? My class of friends. 297 00:27:49,208 --> 00:27:52,542 His wife is just over there. 298 00:27:52,544 --> 00:27:54,777 Oh, excuse me. 299 00:27:54,779 --> 00:28:00,949 Home Secretary, do let me introduce you to Comrade Karpov of the KGB. 300 00:28:00,951 --> 00:28:05,386 Ah, Mr. Home Secretary! I bring you fraternal greetings 301 00:28:05,388 --> 00:28:09,122 from the peace-loving people of the Soviet Union. 302 00:28:11,826 --> 00:28:15,461 - Is he taking the piss or what? 303 00:28:15,763 --> 00:28:18,564 Can I have a picture of the two of you together, Nosh? 304 00:28:18,566 --> 00:28:20,399 Oh, go on then. Come here. 305 00:28:20,401 --> 00:28:23,301 - Just a bit closer. - How about a wacky one 306 00:28:23,303 --> 00:28:25,503 - for the kids, please, Nosh? - Here. 307 00:28:25,505 --> 00:28:29,139 The only good Russian's a dead one, eh? 308 00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:30,042 One more, please. 309 00:28:32,744 --> 00:28:36,644 It must be nice being married to the Prime Minister. 310 00:28:36,646 --> 00:28:40,947 Gorgeous. No other word for it. 311 00:28:40,949 --> 00:28:43,949 Tell me, how are you getting on at Number Ten? 312 00:28:43,951 --> 00:28:48,019 Because your house isn't quite as big as ours, is it? 313 00:28:48,021 --> 00:28:51,723 Yes, but at least my Harry is the most powerful man in the country. 314 00:28:51,725 --> 00:28:57,928 I can assure you, that we just adore our wonderful perks that go with it. 315 00:28:57,930 --> 00:29:02,299 Really? Well, I think I'd just be bored to death 316 00:29:02,301 --> 00:29:07,804 if I were married to a short, chinless, stuck-up figurehead like him. 317 00:29:07,806 --> 00:29:11,907 Yes. But that's where we're different, you see. 318 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:15,344 I think I'd simply hate it if my Harry 319 00:29:15,346 --> 00:29:19,147 was just a member of the Cabinet, like, um... 320 00:29:25,953 --> 00:29:27,920 - Hear me talking 321 00:29:27,922 --> 00:29:30,155 Dr. Rock 322 00:29:54,278 --> 00:29:57,679 Now what's all this about you putting railways out on strike? 323 00:29:57,681 --> 00:30:00,448 Nothing. It was a joke. 324 00:30:00,450 --> 00:30:03,550 If one train stops running, 325 00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:06,886 you'll get that right on your mush. 326 00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:10,222 No, don't hit me, Home Secretary. We won't go on strike, I promise. 327 00:30:10,224 --> 00:30:11,457 - Good. 328 00:30:14,527 --> 00:30:18,295 - And don't you ever threaten me again. - I'm sorry. 329 00:30:18,797 --> 00:30:20,830 I didn't know you could play bass like that. 330 00:30:20,832 --> 00:30:22,965 Not a mystery to me, mate. 331 00:30:23,167 --> 00:30:25,567 Do you see that? 332 00:30:25,969 --> 00:30:28,103 Could hardly miss it, could you, governor? 333 00:30:28,105 --> 00:30:30,071 I was afraid that might happen. 334 00:30:30,073 --> 00:30:32,973 Yeah. Still, 335 00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:36,476 you could always try plan B. 336 00:30:39,681 --> 00:30:41,148 Hello. 337 00:30:42,950 --> 00:30:43,716 Hello. 338 00:30:46,518 --> 00:30:49,786 I like your bracelets. 339 00:30:49,788 --> 00:30:51,088 See that? 340 00:30:51,090 --> 00:30:54,091 It's three grams worth of gold. Good, isn't it? 341 00:30:54,093 --> 00:30:57,594 Wow! Who are you? 342 00:30:58,396 --> 00:31:01,464 Home Sec. Is that flash or what? 343 00:31:01,466 --> 00:31:03,933 Very. 344 00:31:04,235 --> 00:31:07,469 - You powerful? - Very. 345 00:31:11,808 --> 00:31:14,341 You don't wanna come back to the limo with me, do you, 346 00:31:14,343 --> 00:31:17,844 and have a little flash or something? 347 00:31:23,484 --> 00:31:27,018 Oh, my leg. My poor, bloody leg. 348 00:31:27,020 --> 00:31:29,753 Let me have a look at it. 349 00:31:31,589 --> 00:31:33,456 Am I gonna bleed to death? 350 00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:35,090 Tell me, Alex. 351 00:31:35,292 --> 00:31:37,992 It's just a flesh wound. 352 00:31:39,194 --> 00:31:42,395 - Oh, God! What are we gonna do? 353 00:31:42,397 --> 00:31:46,766 Well, we can give in. Or we can fight. 354 00:31:46,768 --> 00:31:50,436 Fight? Don't be daft. There's only the two of us. 355 00:31:50,438 --> 00:31:54,373 You're wrong. There's millions like us, Ron. 356 00:31:54,375 --> 00:31:57,509 With no hope, no future... 357 00:32:01,780 --> 00:32:05,548 All it takes is one man with a dream. 358 00:32:05,550 --> 00:32:08,117 Look at... Castro. 359 00:32:08,519 --> 00:32:10,719 Oh, I don't know. 360 00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:13,254 Look, we got a few quid. 361 00:32:13,356 --> 00:32:15,489 Why don't we just slip off to Brazil? 362 00:32:15,491 --> 00:32:18,992 You know, start a mini cab business? 363 00:32:18,994 --> 00:32:23,463 Ron, we can run, but we can't hide. 364 00:32:23,465 --> 00:32:27,300 We're fucked then, aren't we? Oh, shit. 365 00:32:30,137 --> 00:32:33,771 Well, we've all got to die sometime. 366 00:32:34,540 --> 00:32:38,308 So why not take a few of the bastards with us. 367 00:32:51,322 --> 00:32:54,323 - Nice car. - Yes. 368 00:32:54,325 --> 00:32:57,326 Goes with the job. Park anywhere I like. 369 00:32:57,828 --> 00:33:00,796 Don't get a parking ticket. 370 00:33:00,798 --> 00:33:02,497 Good, isn't it? 371 00:33:02,499 --> 00:33:06,033 How did you get to be Home Secretary? 372 00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:11,236 What you don't know don't hurt you. 373 00:33:20,180 --> 00:33:23,281 You've got a lovely body. 374 00:33:23,283 --> 00:33:25,516 Help yourself. 375 00:33:35,893 --> 00:33:39,128 What's it? Home Sec, naughty nibble, eh Nosh? 376 00:33:39,130 --> 00:33:42,131 Kinky Nosh has naughty nibble late at night? 377 00:33:47,137 --> 00:33:49,937 What's the girl's age, Nosh? 378 00:35:13,815 --> 00:35:16,849 Oh, my fucking head! 379 00:35:21,922 --> 00:35:24,922 - Jellied eels, Home Secretary? - Leave me alone. 380 00:35:24,924 --> 00:35:27,524 And who were you rogering last night? 381 00:35:27,526 --> 00:35:30,126 I don't know. I was too pissed to remember. 382 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:33,829 Well, you'll never make Prime Minister if you can't hold your drink. 383 00:35:34,431 --> 00:35:35,997 Look. 384 00:35:35,999 --> 00:35:40,835 I can get heart disease just by being Home Sec. Right? 385 00:35:40,837 --> 00:35:43,737 Well, it's making me drink to excess. 386 00:35:43,739 --> 00:35:47,307 People keep looking at me in supermarkets and saying, 387 00:35:47,309 --> 00:35:50,377 He's just Home Secretary, you know. 388 00:35:50,379 --> 00:35:53,679 How do you think I feel? 389 00:35:53,681 --> 00:35:56,815 We used to be happy before I made it big in politics. 390 00:35:56,817 --> 00:36:00,352 Well, it's not good enough, Nosh. I want more power and more influence 391 00:36:00,354 --> 00:36:04,889 - and I want it now! - Gimme, gimme, gimme! 392 00:36:04,891 --> 00:36:07,124 More, more, more! Pfft! 393 00:36:07,126 --> 00:36:10,327 Don't take any notice of him. He's still drunk. 394 00:36:10,329 --> 00:36:14,464 Look! All I wanna do is to win the election 395 00:36:14,466 --> 00:36:16,966 and hold onto all these perks! 396 00:36:16,968 --> 00:36:21,003 Including the flash motor out there! 397 00:36:24,774 --> 00:36:27,674 Nosher! 398 00:36:27,876 --> 00:36:30,676 - Who's the girl? - Just a little bit on the side. 399 00:36:30,678 --> 00:36:34,446 - Did she come, Nosh? - You'll have to ask her that. 400 00:36:34,448 --> 00:36:39,251 - Are you a mad pussy hound? - Well, I did what any other man would do with a slut 401 00:36:39,253 --> 00:36:43,154 that waved her bits underneath me. 402 00:36:43,156 --> 00:36:46,723 Nosher! Nosher! 403 00:36:46,925 --> 00:36:50,259 Siege hero Nosher Powell has done it again. 404 00:36:50,761 --> 00:36:54,896 At long last, Britain has a politician who's proved that he is no slouch 405 00:36:54,898 --> 00:36:59,033 when it comes to giving the housewife a good pushing. 406 00:36:59,035 --> 00:37:02,803 We say Britain needs you. Keep it up, Nosh!! 407 00:37:02,805 --> 00:37:05,538 Exclamation mark, exclamation mark. 408 00:37:05,540 --> 00:37:10,542 - Oh, my God. - That went down like a concrete parachute, didn't it? 409 00:37:10,544 --> 00:37:15,879 We've got to do something, Spider. Moscow is getting impatient. 410 00:37:17,481 --> 00:37:19,316 Couldn't we sort of have him killed? 411 00:37:20,018 --> 00:37:22,118 Yeah. How? 412 00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:25,420 I don't know. 413 00:37:26,656 --> 00:37:29,456 What about one of those, uh, 414 00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:32,959 poison dart things in the shoe? 415 00:37:32,961 --> 00:37:37,663 You know, sort of kick him under the table when he's not looking. 416 00:37:37,665 --> 00:37:39,665 What's this all about? 417 00:37:39,667 --> 00:37:43,701 I'm afraid it's more inner-city frustration, Home Secretary. 418 00:37:43,903 --> 00:37:46,169 Don't give me all that old Tom tit. 419 00:37:46,171 --> 00:37:50,973 Any more dole queue rumbles like this and it could lose me the election. 420 00:37:50,975 --> 00:37:54,876 - That would be a pity. - What's being done about it? 421 00:37:54,878 --> 00:37:57,511 I'll look into that immediately, Home Secretary. 422 00:37:57,713 --> 00:37:59,967 Good. 'Cause when they find them, 423 00:37:59,968 --> 00:38:01,847 You know what I'll do? I'll put that 424 00:38:01,849 --> 00:38:04,283 Right on their chin. 425 00:38:10,124 --> 00:38:14,459 We strike first at the monetary system, you know, profits and loss. 426 00:38:14,461 --> 00:38:20,464 If we destroy that, then there's no profit, no loss. 427 00:38:20,466 --> 00:38:22,900 So, what we doing out here in the middle of nowhere? 428 00:38:22,902 --> 00:38:25,635 We've got to find some recruits. 429 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:29,705 So why has it gotta be in the country? Why can't we do that in the West End? 430 00:38:29,707 --> 00:38:33,642 Look! We don't want all those Kings Road posers! 431 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:36,978 - They're everything we hate! - Ah, we hate them. 432 00:38:38,580 --> 00:38:41,481 - Tell me, what other London streets do we hate? 433 00:38:41,483 --> 00:38:46,185 Look, for heaven's sake, haven't you read Karl Marx? 434 00:38:46,187 --> 00:38:49,087 - Is it them? - Yeah, I think so. 435 00:38:49,089 --> 00:38:55,193 All I wanna know is what's got me in the horrible, dirty, bleeding country! 436 00:39:02,001 --> 00:39:06,703 As we stand outside 437 00:39:06,705 --> 00:39:11,440 But I love them most of all 438 00:39:11,442 --> 00:39:16,077 Sleeping by my side 439 00:39:24,753 --> 00:39:29,722 I love my sheep and pigs 440 00:39:34,561 --> 00:39:39,895 Hi. We're starting a people's uprising. Do you fancy joining us? 441 00:39:39,897 --> 00:39:43,832 - Yes, I'd love to. - Come on, then. 442 00:39:47,338 --> 00:39:51,306 - So it begins. 443 00:40:12,059 --> 00:40:15,660 I am the one, Orgasmatron♪ 444 00:40:15,662 --> 00:40:19,363 The outstretched grasping hand 445 00:40:19,365 --> 00:40:23,133 My image is of agony 446 00:40:23,135 --> 00:40:27,503 My servants rape the land♪ 447 00:40:27,505 --> 00:40:31,273 Obsequious and arrogant 448 00:40:31,275 --> 00:40:34,409 Clandestine and vain 449 00:40:34,411 --> 00:40:37,879 Two thousand years of misery 450 00:40:37,881 --> 00:40:42,383 Of torture in my name 451 00:40:46,088 --> 00:40:49,423 Oh my love is hate 452 00:40:49,425 --> 00:40:53,360 I am the politician 453 00:40:53,362 --> 00:40:57,197 And I decide your fate♪ 454 00:41:10,743 --> 00:41:14,478 I said, mind my fucking horse, dickhead! 455 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,413 - Yeah, well, when the revolution comes, 456 00:41:16,415 --> 00:41:20,783 - we'll be round your house. - I've never heard anything like it in my life! 457 00:41:20,785 --> 00:41:23,385 How dare you! 458 00:41:38,067 --> 00:41:42,069 This'll be really good for me. Me and some mates have been meaning for years 459 00:41:42,071 --> 00:41:46,073 to get into armed rebellion. But you know how it is, you get in the pub, 460 00:41:46,075 --> 00:41:51,010 start talking treason, and all they wanna do is play darts. 461 00:41:55,316 --> 00:41:58,049 Have you got these in a size smaller? 462 00:41:58,051 --> 00:41:59,717 No, I'm afraid not. 463 00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:03,086 They're extremely popular, you know. 464 00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:10,324 You're not gonna fight the revolution wearing those, I hope. 465 00:42:11,026 --> 00:42:13,461 Sorry, mate. It's government business. 466 00:42:13,463 --> 00:42:15,629 Bit top-secret. 467 00:42:16,331 --> 00:42:19,966 What do you think, Jimmy? They're not too baggy around here, are they? 468 00:42:19,968 --> 00:42:24,970 No, I think with a few grenades on your belt, that'll look fine. 469 00:42:24,972 --> 00:42:30,474 Oh, sorry. So, what are we gonna hit first? An embassy? The BBC? 470 00:42:30,476 --> 00:42:34,311 Well, we hadn't really thought about it. 471 00:42:34,313 --> 00:42:36,079 Three pairs of cotton underpants, 472 00:42:36,081 --> 00:42:39,248 and a pair of those black leather stranglers' gloves. 473 00:42:39,250 --> 00:42:42,784 - Oh, and this. - I mean, let's face it. 474 00:42:42,786 --> 00:42:47,621 A lot of the favorites have been done. You know, banks, multi-nationals. 475 00:42:47,623 --> 00:42:51,391 So what you're looking for is a new kind of atrocity. 476 00:42:51,393 --> 00:42:54,627 - Are these pre-shrunk? - Oh, yes, of course. 477 00:42:54,629 --> 00:42:57,595 - What's that you've got there? - Pluto. 478 00:42:57,597 --> 00:42:59,864 - I thought it might come in handy for all those long 479 00:42:59,866 --> 00:43:02,466 - boring bits between the shooting. 480 00:43:03,768 --> 00:43:05,302 This way, gents. 481 00:43:06,839 --> 00:43:10,173 Open up, it's the police. Anyone in there? 482 00:43:12,043 --> 00:43:13,743 - Family crisis. 483 00:43:15,545 --> 00:43:17,045 Travel by night. 484 00:43:17,047 --> 00:43:20,080 - Trust nobody. - OK. 485 00:43:20,816 --> 00:43:23,716 And Alex, grind the face 486 00:43:23,718 --> 00:43:27,253 of capitalism into the dust, won't you? 487 00:43:27,255 --> 00:43:30,022 Why, what's it to you, stranger? 488 00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:33,125 It's a long story. 489 00:43:33,427 --> 00:43:36,928 A long and painful story. 490 00:43:38,065 --> 00:43:43,133 It all started when I was at Oxbridge. 491 00:43:43,135 --> 00:43:45,335 I was 19. 492 00:43:45,337 --> 00:43:46,703 There were five of us. 493 00:43:58,750 --> 00:44:01,083 Everything all right, love? 494 00:44:18,267 --> 00:44:21,201 I'm pregnant! 495 00:44:21,203 --> 00:44:25,504 That Tory bastard got me pregnant. 496 00:44:25,906 --> 00:44:27,706 No money. 497 00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:29,774 No future! 498 00:44:29,776 --> 00:44:34,011 Oh, God! All I want to do is bring down the government! 499 00:44:34,013 --> 00:44:36,113 Destroy the system! 500 00:44:36,415 --> 00:44:40,016 That's all I ask. 501 00:44:40,318 --> 00:44:42,484 Lovely, isn't it? 502 00:44:43,086 --> 00:44:47,254 Do you know this is one of the last cars to have a wooden dashboard? 503 00:44:47,256 --> 00:44:50,591 There aren't many of these around now, you know. 504 00:44:50,593 --> 00:44:55,528 - Is it a V6 or a four? - It's a V6, I think. 505 00:44:57,230 --> 00:44:59,230 What do you get on a long run? 506 00:44:59,232 --> 00:45:02,633 - Twenty, 25? - Yes. 507 00:45:02,635 --> 00:45:05,568 Providing I don't go flat-out. 508 00:45:05,570 --> 00:45:09,504 That's not bad. It's in lovely condition. 509 00:45:09,506 --> 00:45:11,873 You must be very proud of it. 510 00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:15,142 Yes. I am. 511 00:45:15,144 --> 00:45:18,712 You know, I took my wife on our honeymoon in one of these. 512 00:45:18,714 --> 00:45:20,814 Honeymoon. 513 00:45:21,216 --> 00:45:23,917 I took her to this hotel, all right, 514 00:45:23,919 --> 00:45:26,319 once you got through the barbed wire. 515 00:45:26,321 --> 00:45:29,589 And we went upstairs on the lift, the old lift driver, he said to me, 516 00:45:29,591 --> 00:45:35,259 Did I stop too fast? I said, No, we always wear our trousers around our ankles. 517 00:45:35,961 --> 00:45:37,295 We jumped into bed, 518 00:45:37,297 --> 00:45:41,365 took our clothes off, do you know what she said to me? 519 00:45:41,367 --> 00:45:45,435 She said, That's the biggest John Thomas I've ever seen in my life, she said. 520 00:45:45,437 --> 00:45:48,370 She said, Do you realize I have a weak heart? 521 00:45:48,372 --> 00:45:51,172 I said, Turn on your side. I'll try and miss it. 522 00:45:52,742 --> 00:45:55,776 She said, Aren't you a bit old to be wearing condoms? 523 00:45:55,778 --> 00:46:00,579 I said, I suppose I am, but I like the smell of burning rubber. 524 00:46:00,581 --> 00:46:03,382 Took her home after a week, she was pregnant. 525 00:46:03,384 --> 00:46:07,152 We had a baby. Ugly little thing, he was. 526 00:46:07,154 --> 00:46:11,822 Do you know, I took him over to the pub, I said, Landlord, could you put a head on that? 527 00:46:16,393 --> 00:46:18,394 Only joking, love. 528 00:46:18,396 --> 00:46:20,462 Here, have a toffee. 529 00:47:24,156 --> 00:47:25,622 Here! 530 00:47:25,624 --> 00:47:27,356 Have a look at this. 531 00:47:31,927 --> 00:47:33,993 Good, isn't it? 532 00:47:40,434 --> 00:47:42,401 - Nosh! - What? 533 00:47:44,303 --> 00:47:46,671 - What do you mean, shush? 534 00:47:47,073 --> 00:47:48,808 Look at him! 535 00:47:50,610 --> 00:47:54,111 Here, put a sock in it, you boring old kraut. 536 00:47:55,813 --> 00:47:58,614 Pre-election stress, you know. 537 00:47:58,616 --> 00:48:01,116 So stupid 538 00:48:01,118 --> 00:48:04,619 Why was he born at all? 539 00:48:05,921 --> 00:48:07,521 Excuse me, Home Secretary. 540 00:48:07,523 --> 00:48:09,956 Would you mind keeping your voice down, please? 541 00:48:09,958 --> 00:48:13,126 - What was that, pillock? - Nosh! 542 00:48:13,328 --> 00:48:16,329 - Oh, my God. 543 00:48:23,470 --> 00:48:25,903 - Tomato sauce? - Thank you, ma'am. 544 00:48:25,905 --> 00:48:28,505 It's by appointment. 545 00:48:31,977 --> 00:48:33,776 I'm with the group. 546 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:40,581 Fabulous party, it is. 547 00:48:40,583 --> 00:48:42,649 Sorry about the broken china, though. 548 00:48:42,651 --> 00:48:46,452 Oh, you naughty! 549 00:48:54,627 --> 00:48:57,828 Lovely. 550 00:48:57,830 --> 00:49:00,430 None of that. 551 00:49:06,568 --> 00:49:10,204 Why was he born so stupid? 552 00:49:10,206 --> 00:49:13,874 Why was he born at all? 553 00:49:13,876 --> 00:49:17,444 Why was he born so stupid? 554 00:49:17,446 --> 00:49:21,648 Why was he born at all? 555 00:49:21,650 --> 00:49:25,318 Why was he born so stupid?♪ 556 00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:28,321 Why was he born at all? 557 00:49:28,523 --> 00:49:31,957 Hello, Sandra. Give us a kiss. 558 00:49:33,260 --> 00:49:37,094 Cor! What's all that about? 559 00:49:37,096 --> 00:49:40,297 I can't take it anymore. I'm leaving you. 560 00:49:40,299 --> 00:49:43,800 - What are you talking about? - I'm not blind. 561 00:49:43,802 --> 00:49:46,235 I saw you trying to get off with the queen. 562 00:49:47,871 --> 00:49:49,670 You've been drinking. 563 00:49:49,672 --> 00:49:53,139 Oh, don't come that old innocence with me. 564 00:49:53,141 --> 00:49:56,876 Look, all I was doing was having a little bit of fun. 565 00:49:56,878 --> 00:50:02,013 You humiliated me! In front of all those people! 566 00:50:02,015 --> 00:50:08,418 - Oh, God! - Don't start the old waterworks game again. 567 00:50:08,420 --> 00:50:11,922 Look, Nosh, I don't mind the odd call girl, 568 00:50:11,924 --> 00:50:14,591 but this is well out of order! 569 00:50:14,593 --> 00:50:20,596 I want a divorce! And she, she's gonna be cited! 570 00:50:21,598 --> 00:50:22,800 Taxi! 571 00:50:54,863 --> 00:50:57,930 Week 12. The revolution begins. 572 00:50:57,932 --> 00:51:03,235 At last we are ready to face the long and dangerous road ahead. 573 00:51:03,237 --> 00:51:05,771 I wish Ron would let me sit in the front. 574 00:51:12,812 --> 00:51:15,379 Each day, dear diary, 575 00:51:15,381 --> 00:51:20,751 I feel the inevitable bloodbath draw closer. 576 00:51:20,753 --> 00:51:24,354 These thoughts of death I try to keep within. 577 00:51:24,356 --> 00:51:30,225 Though, deep down, I know the end will be both violent and painful. 578 00:51:36,866 --> 00:51:40,367 You know the rules You all know the game 579 00:51:40,369 --> 00:51:42,235 Try to do what's right 580 00:51:42,237 --> 00:51:45,471 Please God, they don't shoot me in the face. 581 00:51:45,473 --> 00:51:47,606 I couldn't bear that. 582 00:51:47,608 --> 00:51:50,108 If I die tonight 583 00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:54,278 And I'm on the road 584 00:51:55,414 --> 00:51:56,980 On the road 585 00:51:59,150 --> 00:52:00,883 On the road 586 00:52:02,753 --> 00:52:04,753 On the road♪ 587 00:52:11,494 --> 00:52:15,662 Excuse me. Have you got any of those bandages that, you know, 588 00:52:15,664 --> 00:52:19,399 hold your guts in until you get to a hospital? 589 00:53:28,336 --> 00:53:30,703 Hello, laddie. 590 00:53:31,405 --> 00:53:33,038 You don't want no trouble in here, do you? 591 00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:36,907 - No, Mr. Powell. - You better give me 50 quid then. 592 00:53:39,978 --> 00:53:41,944 - Want a drink? - No, thank you. 593 00:53:41,946 --> 00:53:44,713 Come on. Come and have a drink with me. 594 00:54:04,833 --> 00:54:07,533 - You rang, madam. - Oh, yes, Terence. 595 00:54:07,535 --> 00:54:09,768 Would you take a letter, please? 596 00:54:23,981 --> 00:54:29,450 Your Majesty... No, no cross that out. 597 00:54:30,052 --> 00:54:31,418 Bitch! 598 00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:34,187 Just 'cause you're a queen, 599 00:54:34,189 --> 00:54:37,557 does not mean that you can fool around 600 00:54:37,559 --> 00:54:40,893 with another woman's bloke. 601 00:54:55,907 --> 00:54:58,274 Here, can I talk to you? 602 00:55:02,046 --> 00:55:03,745 Cheers. 603 00:55:07,683 --> 00:55:10,350 It's about Sandra. 604 00:55:10,752 --> 00:55:13,453 I love that girl. 605 00:55:13,655 --> 00:55:16,222 It's a funny thing, but... 606 00:55:16,524 --> 00:55:19,658 before... 607 00:55:19,860 --> 00:55:23,728 everyone mowed at her. 608 00:55:23,930 --> 00:55:26,430 If they all married her... 609 00:55:26,432 --> 00:55:28,632 She was like a little clam. 610 00:55:29,334 --> 00:55:31,868 Shut tight. 611 00:55:31,970 --> 00:55:35,704 She's never fucking opened since. 612 00:55:36,974 --> 00:55:38,674 Here. 613 00:55:38,776 --> 00:55:41,343 Come here. 614 00:55:41,745 --> 00:55:46,013 - You ever had a son? - Yes, Mr. Powell. 615 00:55:46,315 --> 00:55:50,082 It's all I ever wanted, a son. 616 00:55:50,084 --> 00:55:54,319 Little baby boy that I could teach. 617 00:55:55,121 --> 00:55:59,424 Round the... 618 00:55:59,526 --> 00:56:03,060 Down the... you know what I mean? 619 00:56:05,864 --> 00:56:09,398 It's all I ever wanted. 620 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,766 That's all I ever wanted. 621 00:56:26,814 --> 00:56:30,281 Well, of one thing I am certain. 622 00:56:30,283 --> 00:56:34,718 Jimmy, Ron, Fiona, 623 00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:38,688 and Alex will not die in vain. 624 00:56:39,390 --> 00:56:43,092 For as long as the flames of justice burn, 625 00:56:43,094 --> 00:56:46,261 and the winds of freedom blow, 626 00:56:46,263 --> 00:56:49,163 we will not be forgotten. 627 00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:55,467 And yes, David, we were heroes, 628 00:56:55,469 --> 00:56:58,503 just for one day. 629 00:57:02,876 --> 00:57:06,310 All these pathetic little orphans came to the door the other day 630 00:57:06,312 --> 00:57:11,114 and said, I've got nothing. I said, Of course you've got nothing! 631 00:57:19,590 --> 00:57:22,657 Hello, Bastards? 632 00:57:25,995 --> 00:57:30,664 No, I'm afraid we're fully booked into the present. 633 00:57:30,666 --> 00:57:35,835 It was about two years ago when I went through this awful, ashamed-to-be-rich stage. 634 00:57:35,837 --> 00:57:38,771 - I think we all felt like that. 635 00:57:38,773 --> 00:57:43,108 - I didn't. - Of course Tim's pissed away billions in the last 12 months. 636 00:57:43,110 --> 00:57:45,543 And he's such a rotten card player. 637 00:57:45,545 --> 00:57:50,847 - That's how he lost Berkshire. 638 00:57:54,886 --> 00:57:57,319 Oh come on, Dickie, do jazz it up a bit. 639 00:57:57,321 --> 00:58:00,422 - Jeremy! - Oh, shut up! It's my birthday. 640 00:58:00,424 --> 00:58:04,725 It's my birthday, I love singing in my white suit 641 00:58:04,727 --> 00:58:07,661 Sing along 642 00:58:07,663 --> 00:58:09,262 Oh, fuck me 643 00:58:12,267 --> 00:58:15,167 Two koalas, sliced. 644 00:58:15,169 --> 00:58:17,635 Two koalas. 645 00:58:22,074 --> 00:58:24,942 Well, you know, it's just that I'm perfect casting. 646 00:58:24,944 --> 00:58:27,845 And everybody knows it. 647 00:58:29,247 --> 00:58:31,881 What? Well, it's... it's just not easy 648 00:58:31,883 --> 00:58:33,616 when you're as good-looking as I am. 649 00:58:52,167 --> 00:58:55,067 I'm thinking about the main course. 650 00:58:56,971 --> 00:59:00,572 I hear you're leaving us to become a film star. 651 00:59:00,974 --> 00:59:02,807 Yeah, that's right. 652 00:59:02,809 --> 00:59:05,743 You're gonna have to pay to see me from now on. 653 00:59:08,347 --> 00:59:11,914 - What's the film? - It's a remake of Fort Apache. 654 00:59:14,951 --> 00:59:19,486 I'm so rich I'm so bloody rich 655 00:59:34,935 --> 00:59:37,368 - Waiter! - Yes? 656 00:59:57,488 --> 01:00:02,190 Mysterious enough for you, Mr. Dupont? 657 01:00:02,859 --> 01:00:05,993 Oh, don't be so stupid. 658 01:00:07,596 --> 01:00:09,895 That was... 659 01:00:16,902 --> 01:00:19,502 Die, meat eaters! 660 01:01:23,234 --> 01:01:27,402 Are we taking scalps? 661 01:01:38,846 --> 01:01:41,813 Sandra! 662 01:01:54,359 --> 01:01:57,460 - What do you want? - Let me in, Sandra. 663 01:01:57,462 --> 01:02:00,529 - Go away, we're through! - Please, Sandra! 664 01:02:00,531 --> 01:02:02,797 Let me in. I'd like to have a slash. 665 01:02:02,799 --> 01:02:06,267 Go see Lady Muck, you're not coming in here. 666 01:02:06,269 --> 01:02:09,337 - I'm coming in! - Oh, no, you're not. 667 01:02:09,339 --> 01:02:13,841 - I changed the locks. - Ooh, you... cow! 668 01:02:25,053 --> 01:02:27,753 - Here, are you on? - Of course, sir. 669 01:02:27,755 --> 01:02:30,355 Do us a favor, shoot that lock off. 670 01:02:30,357 --> 01:02:32,190 Yes, sir. 671 01:02:47,205 --> 01:02:49,739 I'm afraid it's bolted on the inside, sir. 672 01:02:49,741 --> 01:02:52,541 Oh, bollocks. 673 01:02:55,712 --> 01:02:58,045 Here, you wanna be a soldier one day? 674 01:02:58,047 --> 01:03:01,348 - Yes, sir, I do. - Give us a tenner then. 675 01:03:09,524 --> 01:03:11,324 Didn't this used to be Bastards? 676 01:03:11,326 --> 01:03:15,227 Yes, it's under new management. I thought we'd give it a try. 677 01:03:26,571 --> 01:03:30,105 - Are you the manager? - Mind your own business. 678 01:03:30,507 --> 01:03:32,207 We'd like to book a table for two. 679 01:03:32,209 --> 01:03:35,677 We're fully booked. Anyway, you look fat enough already. 680 01:03:36,679 --> 01:03:37,712 Do you hear that, darling? 681 01:03:37,714 --> 01:03:40,848 Apparently, we're too fat! I love it! 682 01:03:40,850 --> 01:03:44,718 Yes, you must squeeze us in somehow. We hate polite restaurants. 683 01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:47,087 - No, piss off. - Oh, please. 684 01:03:47,089 --> 01:03:50,756 - Look, here's some cash. - Very well. 685 01:03:50,758 --> 01:03:54,693 But you don't really fit in, so sit in that corner and keep your trap shut. 686 01:03:54,695 --> 01:03:58,296 - Thank you so much. - Shut your face. 687 01:03:58,298 --> 01:04:01,231 This is the place they're all talking about. 688 01:04:01,233 --> 01:04:02,499 Eat The Rich, how very witty! 689 01:04:02,501 --> 01:04:05,101 Take my daughter, anything. Come on, push! 690 01:04:05,103 --> 01:04:08,170 - We were here first! 691 01:04:12,776 --> 01:04:16,811 - Sit down there, you bastard. - It's great, they really hate us here, don't they? 692 01:04:16,813 --> 01:04:21,381 Yes! Isn't it fab? I told you it's the in place to come. 693 01:04:21,383 --> 01:04:25,218 - It certainly is. - What do you want to stuff yourself with, ponce? 694 01:04:25,220 --> 01:04:27,820 Oh, such fun. Uh, what's the soup of the day? 695 01:04:27,822 --> 01:04:30,556 Manager with rice or chips. 696 01:04:31,358 --> 01:04:33,926 You're much too ugly to eat in here. 697 01:04:33,928 --> 01:04:36,194 But you must let me in! 698 01:04:36,796 --> 01:04:39,764 - Please! I know Jack Nicholson! - No! 699 01:04:39,766 --> 01:04:42,566 Get lost, starfucker! 700 01:04:56,113 --> 01:05:00,181 - Yes? - Table for two, please. 701 01:05:03,953 --> 01:05:07,054 Over there. 702 01:05:07,056 --> 01:05:09,723 Eat The Rich? 703 01:05:09,725 --> 01:05:11,925 Feed the poor? 704 01:05:12,927 --> 01:05:15,394 Yes. 705 01:05:23,905 --> 01:05:26,705 Oh, look up, darling. 706 01:05:41,118 --> 01:05:45,887 Spider, I've got some rather bad news. 707 01:05:45,889 --> 01:05:47,788 Go on, then, surprise me. 708 01:05:47,790 --> 01:05:52,391 The Russians have ordered me to defect to Moscow. 709 01:05:52,393 --> 01:05:55,327 - When is that then? - I can't say. 710 01:05:55,329 --> 01:05:57,929 I failed to stop Nosher Powell. 711 01:05:59,132 --> 01:06:02,133 Now they're worried that he might expose them. 712 01:06:03,435 --> 01:06:07,503 God, I feel so effing lost. 713 01:06:08,340 --> 01:06:10,773 Well, don't start crying here. 714 01:06:18,915 --> 01:06:22,049 Excuse me, I just seen someone I used to know. 715 01:06:50,044 --> 01:06:53,012 - Two more managers with chips. - We're running out of manager! 716 01:06:53,014 --> 01:06:57,448 Blimey, we'll have to start on the customers then. 717 01:06:57,450 --> 01:07:00,451 Don't put so much salt in next time. 718 01:07:05,023 --> 01:07:07,390 I'd stick to the chips if I was you. 719 01:07:07,392 --> 01:07:09,792 Why? 720 01:07:10,194 --> 01:07:13,795 Somebody's just been handed to us on a plate. 721 01:07:20,602 --> 01:07:23,469 I see. 722 01:07:40,055 --> 01:07:41,787 Good grief. 723 01:07:41,789 --> 01:07:44,956 These people are eating their way through the jetset. 724 01:07:44,958 --> 01:07:49,493 You're not coming in here! Hush up! Millionaires only. 725 01:07:49,495 --> 01:07:54,296 Incredible. Just incredible. 726 01:07:55,298 --> 01:07:56,631 It's a bit naughty, isn't it? 727 01:07:56,633 --> 01:07:58,833 Come through five minutes, sir. 728 01:08:04,807 --> 01:08:06,640 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 729 01:08:06,642 --> 01:08:09,542 Paper, morning paper. Prime Minister missing. 730 01:08:09,544 --> 01:08:12,278 Paper, morning paper. Prime Minister missing. 731 01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:15,213 Thank you, guv. Thank you. Morning, guv. 732 01:08:15,215 --> 01:08:17,616 How's spying going, all right? Paper, morning paper. 733 01:08:17,618 --> 01:08:20,718 Prime minister missing. Paper! 734 01:08:35,565 --> 01:08:37,266 She slung me out. 735 01:08:38,868 --> 01:08:43,336 I'm so sorry to hear that. 736 01:08:44,573 --> 01:08:47,173 Marriage is on the rocks. 737 01:08:47,375 --> 01:08:49,441 She wants a divorce. 738 01:08:50,043 --> 01:08:53,177 Oh, dear. 739 01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:56,714 You always seemed the perfect couple. 740 01:08:56,716 --> 01:08:58,982 Everyone in government thought so. 741 01:09:00,384 --> 01:09:01,717 You're right. 742 01:09:01,719 --> 01:09:08,022 They want to take over the eastern when I'm gone. 743 01:09:08,024 --> 01:09:11,124 I ain't got no missus. 744 01:09:12,927 --> 01:09:18,229 Mrs. Powell always struck me as a deeply romantic woman. 745 01:09:19,966 --> 01:09:22,832 Perhaps, with the pressures of government, 746 01:09:22,834 --> 01:09:25,468 you may have overlooked those intimate little touches 747 01:09:25,470 --> 01:09:30,572 that a woman of her... je ne sais quoi craves. 748 01:09:32,442 --> 01:09:35,042 Why don't you take her out to dinner? 749 01:09:37,179 --> 01:09:40,180 - I can't do that. - Why not? 750 01:09:40,182 --> 01:09:42,582 You know, it's a funny thing. 751 01:09:42,784 --> 01:09:46,118 But there's only one thing she'll eat. 752 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:49,454 - What's that? - Mince. 753 01:09:54,493 --> 01:09:57,994 Anything's possible. 754 01:10:06,069 --> 01:10:09,637 - Shall I pour? - Fill her up. 755 01:10:12,408 --> 01:10:16,576 Well, you've certainly gone out of your way to make up, Nosh. 756 01:10:16,578 --> 01:10:21,079 Jewels, furs and champagne. 757 01:10:22,215 --> 01:10:24,915 So when do I get me front door key back? 758 01:10:26,718 --> 01:10:30,152 Maybe you will, and maybe you won't. 759 01:10:30,154 --> 01:10:32,887 Let's see how the evening goes. 760 01:10:40,227 --> 01:10:43,495 Are you sure this is the latest in place? 761 01:10:43,497 --> 01:10:45,197 I can't imagine the Prime Minister wanting... 762 01:10:45,199 --> 01:10:48,233 Don't start that old bollocks again! 763 01:10:48,235 --> 01:10:51,336 - All right. - Oi! Sambo! 764 01:10:51,538 --> 01:10:54,971 - What's special tonight? - Meat. 765 01:10:56,641 --> 01:11:00,242 - What's he doing? - Holding cutlery. 766 01:11:05,682 --> 01:11:07,915 You all right, love? You look about peaked. 767 01:11:07,917 --> 01:11:12,752 It's the baby. Jimmy, I'm having a baby! 768 01:11:12,754 --> 01:11:14,553 Oh, blimey! 769 01:11:14,555 --> 01:11:17,755 I'm giving birth. Look. 770 01:11:19,124 --> 01:11:21,024 Any second, I'd say. 771 01:11:21,326 --> 01:11:25,327 Jimmy, I want to do it Leboyer method. 772 01:11:25,329 --> 01:11:27,729 Leboyer? What's that? 773 01:11:29,631 --> 01:11:33,499 Natural childbirth. 774 01:11:33,836 --> 01:11:36,370 No painkillers. 775 01:11:36,372 --> 01:11:40,373 Just soft light and soft music. 776 01:11:46,679 --> 01:11:48,613 Dear little baby 777 01:11:48,615 --> 01:11:50,815 You're on your way 778 01:11:50,817 --> 01:11:52,850 Dear little baby 779 01:11:52,852 --> 01:11:55,152 Have a nice day 780 01:12:01,859 --> 01:12:05,193 We're running out of old customers! 781 01:12:05,195 --> 01:12:09,430 - Well, improvise. 782 01:12:17,672 --> 01:12:20,973 It's a scream, isn't it? I'm just off to the loo. 783 01:12:25,513 --> 01:12:27,179 Evening. 784 01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:38,186 One more push. 785 01:12:38,488 --> 01:12:40,889 There it is. 786 01:12:40,891 --> 01:12:44,159 Oh, it's a little boy. 787 01:12:47,161 --> 01:12:49,697 He's beautiful! 788 01:12:50,899 --> 01:12:54,000 My little baby boy! 789 01:12:54,002 --> 01:12:56,402 What are we going to call you? 790 01:12:56,604 --> 01:13:00,038 I always thought Esquis was rather a lovely name. 791 01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:04,175 Yes, that is a lovely name. Hello, Esquis. 792 01:13:15,687 --> 01:13:17,987 - It's arrived. - What's he doing? 793 01:13:18,189 --> 01:13:20,722 Sniffing it. 794 01:13:21,591 --> 01:13:24,024 One bite, that's all I need. 795 01:13:24,026 --> 01:13:26,026 Oh, shit, he's calling the waiter. 796 01:13:26,028 --> 01:13:28,762 - I can't bear it. - Something's happening. 797 01:13:29,464 --> 01:13:33,432 - What's happening? - Wait a minute. 798 01:13:33,434 --> 01:13:36,535 It's tomato sauce, guv. 799 01:13:38,873 --> 01:13:40,339 Come on. 800 01:13:40,641 --> 01:13:44,475 Come on, just one large mouthful for Uncle Spider. 801 01:13:45,177 --> 01:13:48,577 It's going in. It's in. 802 01:13:49,614 --> 01:13:51,047 Has he swallowed? 803 01:13:51,049 --> 01:13:53,015 Wait a minute. 804 01:13:55,018 --> 01:13:58,485 Yes, like a 30-dollar blowjob, governor. 805 01:13:59,687 --> 01:14:00,920 Get me the police. 806 01:14:00,922 --> 01:14:03,088 Here, Mrs. Powell. 807 01:14:03,090 --> 01:14:07,058 This tastes very much like human flesh to me. 808 01:14:07,060 --> 01:14:09,593 Yes, it does, doesn't it? 809 01:14:26,174 --> 01:14:27,907 This is the police. 810 01:14:28,509 --> 01:14:31,910 Lay down your knives and forks. 811 01:14:37,717 --> 01:14:40,684 You have all been eating the Prime Minister. 812 01:14:52,097 --> 01:14:54,263 Let's go! 813 01:14:59,169 --> 01:15:01,335 Quick! Out the back! 814 01:15:11,212 --> 01:15:14,045 Hey, you! You! 815 01:15:14,047 --> 01:15:15,680 I want a cover-up! 816 01:15:15,682 --> 01:15:18,815 I want a complete cover-up in this whole business! 817 01:15:18,817 --> 01:15:22,985 If the press find out that I've been eating the Prime Minister. 818 01:15:22,987 --> 01:15:25,988 I lose the election! I want a whitewash! 819 01:15:25,990 --> 01:15:29,057 A complete fucking whitewash! 820 01:15:30,627 --> 01:15:33,527 Mince massacre. The front cover! 821 01:15:44,408 --> 01:15:47,209 - A baby? - It's a boy. 822 01:15:47,211 --> 01:15:49,544 A boy. 823 01:15:50,346 --> 01:15:53,046 A baby boy. 824 01:15:54,916 --> 01:15:59,417 - A little baby boy. - Isn't he beautiful? 825 01:16:00,019 --> 01:16:01,819 It's my son, isn't it? 826 01:16:01,821 --> 01:16:05,189 - It's my son! - No! You can't have him. 827 01:16:05,391 --> 01:16:09,325 - He's mine! 828 01:16:10,327 --> 01:16:13,194 Cootchie-cootchie-cootchie! 829 01:16:15,299 --> 01:16:18,533 - Where's Fiona? - I'll go back for her. 830 01:16:23,806 --> 01:16:25,639 Fiona! 831 01:16:26,041 --> 01:16:29,142 He took my baby! 832 01:16:29,344 --> 01:16:31,012 - Who? 833 01:16:43,356 --> 01:16:46,323 This way, please, Nosh. That's right, hold there, Nosh. That's lovely. 834 01:16:46,325 --> 01:16:50,660 Look, rescue bid pays off. Nosh has saved the baby from being eaten alive. 835 01:16:50,662 --> 01:16:52,595 - It's my baby. - One more, Nosh. 836 01:16:52,597 --> 01:16:55,597 - It's my baby son. 837 01:16:55,599 --> 01:16:57,665 - He's all mine. 838 01:16:57,667 --> 01:17:00,734 - Who's the secret saucy mum, Nosh? 839 01:17:00,936 --> 01:17:04,371 - There he is. The heavyweight champion of the world. - That's lovely. And again. 840 01:17:04,373 --> 01:17:09,041 - The next heavyweight champion! 841 01:18:14,332 --> 01:18:17,933 You're playing tricks, babe And that's a fact 842 01:18:17,935 --> 01:18:21,870 Your magic circle ain't where it's at 843 01:18:21,872 --> 01:18:26,040 One moment you were here and then you disappeared 844 01:18:26,042 --> 01:18:30,344 This ain't the first time that I've caught your act 845 01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:34,047 Nothing up my sleeve, babe 846 01:18:35,150 --> 01:18:39,051 Watch out, watch out 847 01:18:39,053 --> 01:18:41,420 Magic's what you need, babe 848 01:18:42,423 --> 01:18:44,489 Just like that♪ 849 01:19:01,338 --> 01:19:04,038 - Where's my son? - I don't know. 850 01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:07,208 They... somebody must have taken him. 851 01:19:07,210 --> 01:19:09,410 No! 852 01:19:09,912 --> 01:19:13,679 - He's mine! I want him! - Leave him, Nosh. 853 01:19:13,681 --> 01:19:15,914 - Give me that gun! - No! 854 01:19:15,916 --> 01:19:19,583 No more killing! Please, Nosh! 855 01:19:19,685 --> 01:19:23,120 I've never killed anybody in my life. 856 01:19:23,122 --> 01:19:28,190 But I'll kill any bastard that takes my son! 857 01:19:29,526 --> 01:19:31,126 Nosh! 858 01:19:38,499 --> 01:19:42,501 I've got to go back. I want my baby! 859 01:19:42,503 --> 01:19:45,370 You can't, love. It's too dangerous. 860 01:19:45,372 --> 01:19:50,441 - He'll kill you. - I'd rather die than leave Esquis with that man. 861 01:19:50,443 --> 01:19:53,611 I'm sorry, boys. I'm a mother now. I've got to go. 862 01:19:53,613 --> 01:19:56,614 - Anarchy in the UK! - Don't be daft! 863 01:19:56,616 --> 01:20:00,417 Let's think about this for a moment. 864 01:20:06,024 --> 01:20:08,557 - We'll all go. - What? 865 01:20:08,559 --> 01:20:11,192 We're going back for Esquis. 866 01:20:23,172 --> 01:20:25,305 Fuck me. 867 01:20:26,641 --> 01:20:28,207 One shot. 868 01:20:28,909 --> 01:20:32,610 One clear shot. That's all I need. 869 01:20:32,612 --> 01:20:36,680 - You're joking. - Not this time, Jimmy. 870 01:21:18,056 --> 01:21:22,891 Stop right there, unless you want a fucking arrow through your head. 871 01:21:25,495 --> 01:21:28,429 It's you. 872 01:21:29,665 --> 01:21:31,631 A child needs its mother. 873 01:21:46,046 --> 01:21:49,447 - Who are you? - A friend. 874 01:21:52,084 --> 01:21:55,085 - Where's Ron? - He's dead. 875 01:21:56,587 --> 01:21:58,388 Ron's dead? 876 01:21:58,390 --> 01:22:01,624 - He was shot. 877 01:22:01,626 --> 01:22:04,259 In the back. 878 01:22:05,161 --> 01:22:07,628 He's coming for you, Alex. 879 01:22:13,468 --> 01:22:16,302 Come on, let's go. 880 01:22:16,304 --> 01:22:18,405 - I'm not coming, Jimmy. 881 01:22:20,207 --> 01:22:23,107 You take Fiona and the baby. 882 01:22:23,109 --> 01:22:25,576 I'm gonna wait here for Ron. 883 01:22:25,778 --> 01:22:28,478 Ron? What are you talking about? 884 01:22:50,033 --> 01:22:54,034 Go on. I'll be all right, Jimmy. 885 01:22:54,036 --> 01:22:57,704 Here. You better have one of these, mate. 886 01:22:57,706 --> 01:23:01,207 - No, thanks. - Go on. Take one, please. 887 01:23:01,209 --> 01:23:04,110 All right. Thanks. 888 01:23:04,112 --> 01:23:06,645 The blue ones are best. 889 01:23:09,216 --> 01:23:11,749 Very kind, the both of you. 890 01:23:11,751 --> 01:23:14,350 It don't matter. 891 01:23:17,354 --> 01:23:22,690 Go on! Get the hell out of here, Jimmy! Go while you still can! 892 01:23:59,361 --> 01:24:02,128 The summer's nearly gone. 893 01:24:02,130 --> 01:24:04,730 It has that nip in the air. 894 01:24:11,070 --> 01:24:13,304 - I don't suppose... - What's that? 895 01:24:13,306 --> 01:24:15,372 - What? - That noise. 896 01:24:20,315 --> 01:24:23,883 I want my son! 897 01:24:46,002 --> 01:24:48,035 Thanks for everything. 898 01:24:49,705 --> 01:24:50,936 Not at all. 899 01:24:53,574 --> 01:24:55,307 Give me my son! 900 01:24:55,509 --> 01:24:58,042 I want my son! 901 01:25:01,147 --> 01:25:03,948 - My son! - You're too late. 902 01:25:03,950 --> 01:25:06,883 - He's gone! - Fuck you! 903 01:25:06,885 --> 01:25:10,185 Give me my son, or else I'll fill you full of lead! 904 01:25:12,322 --> 01:25:14,655 You bastard! 905 01:25:14,657 --> 01:25:17,424 Give... me... 906 01:25:17,426 --> 01:25:19,727 my... fucking... 907 01:25:19,729 --> 01:25:21,829 son! Where is my son?! 908 01:26:23,924 --> 01:26:27,825 - Are you dead yet? - No! 909 01:26:27,827 --> 01:26:30,194 Me neither. 910 01:26:30,796 --> 01:26:33,463 What about now? 911 01:26:34,865 --> 01:26:39,000 Death's a great equalizer, isn't it? 912 01:26:39,302 --> 01:26:42,638 Isn't it a pity we can't be more equal in life? 913 01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:45,606 Don't start that old commie bollocks again. 914 01:26:45,608 --> 01:26:49,075 Look, if you want to meet your maker, 915 01:26:49,077 --> 01:26:51,777 you better clean up your act. 916 01:26:56,550 --> 01:26:59,751 What's black, with curly hair, 917 01:27:00,353 --> 01:27:03,187 - and full of holes? - What? 918 01:27:03,189 --> 01:27:06,723 You. 919 01:27:06,925 --> 01:27:10,059 OK. What's old, 920 01:27:10,061 --> 01:27:15,096 stupid, and only got half a stomach? 921 01:27:15,098 --> 01:27:17,765 - What? - You! 922 01:27:25,174 --> 01:27:27,941 Knock knock. 923 01:27:32,346 --> 01:27:34,713 - One, two, three! 924 01:27:34,715 --> 01:27:37,449 All right, all right 925 01:27:37,451 --> 01:27:40,952 I hope you sons of bitches see the light 926 01:27:40,954 --> 01:27:43,721 You again, you again 927 01:27:43,723 --> 01:27:47,090 I know you've got a mental age of ten 928 01:27:47,092 --> 01:27:50,126 Listen up, listen up 929 01:27:50,128 --> 01:27:53,462 I wouldn't swap you for a thousand bucks 930 01:27:53,464 --> 01:27:56,364 Come on, you're the one 931 01:27:56,366 --> 01:27:59,833 I think I'm going to switch your laser on 932 01:27:59,835 --> 01:28:03,736 I've got the medicine you need 933 01:28:06,040 --> 01:28:10,041 I've got the power I've got the speed 934 01:28:12,178 --> 01:28:16,313 I'll find out how to stop your clock 935 01:28:18,517 --> 01:28:22,986 We sure ain't talking Dr. Spock 936 01:28:26,057 --> 01:28:29,758 Hear me talking, Dr. Rock 937 01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:32,827 Lie down, turn around 938 01:28:32,829 --> 01:28:36,030 Here come the sister Gonna strip you down 939 01:28:36,032 --> 01:28:38,999 Shut up, breathe in 940 01:28:39,001 --> 01:28:42,602 Let's have the address of your next of kin 941 01:28:42,604 --> 01:28:45,504 Chin up, shoulders back 942 01:28:45,506 --> 01:28:48,940 You've got a body like a Marshall stack 943 01:28:48,942 --> 01:28:52,076 Keep still Take your pill 944 01:28:52,078 --> 01:28:55,579 Or I'm gonna make you really ill♪ 70607

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