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Mm. There are 5,000 channels
on this damn box
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and I can't ever find
what the hell I want.
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E-S-P-N.
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Just a regular goddamn remote.
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I told you what you need to do.
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You need to cut all of that off.
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You know, the cable,
the electric, the gas.
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- All of it, just...
- cut it off.
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Nigga, you know I'm not
doing that.
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Why not?
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'Cause I ain't no hipster
living with his sister's
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girlfriend's cousin picking
boysenberries or some shit.
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Nigga, I'm rich.
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Plus, you can't stream
everything.
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What can't you stream?
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You know, man,
shit like the news.
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- Huh?
- The news, my nigga?
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- This nigga said "the news."
- Are you 80 years old?
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Yes, nigga.
Yeah, the news.
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Yeah, I watch that.
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I want to stay informed
and shit.
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That's why I watch CNN.
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Isn't CNN that place
where you take your kids
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to play in the fountains?
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Look, you want to know
if somebody died, TMZ.
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You want to know
if someone's canceled, Twitter.
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You want to know what's
going on in the Black community?
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Shade Room comments section.
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- Exactly.
- Or Lipstick Alley.
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- Right. Right.
- Yo, y'all heard about that Crank Dat Killer?
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Crank Dat what?
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Wait, man, Wait.
I heard about this theory.
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Most of the Black murders
that have occurred
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in the past year and a half
have all been linked
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to a common denominator.
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All the victims made
"Crank Dat" dance videos
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back in the day.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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I-I didn't believe it either,
but...
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this dude on Lipstick Alley,
man, he did his homework, man.
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He cited his work
and everything.
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Yeah, I mean, I believe him.
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Soulja Boy just better
watch his back,
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that's all I know.
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Yeah, it's a good thing none
of us made "Crank Dat" videos,
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'cause this guy seems pissed.
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And whoever did, man,
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they better watch their back.
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You know, I bet you he got tabs
on 'em and everything.
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Yeah. The FBI wants
to talk to anybody
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who's been to the Pool Palace,
you know,
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in the past ten years.
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No, I heard the killer got,
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like, white glasses like Fabo.
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He come in, he like...
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- He got a knife.
- Yeah, and with the...
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You all right, man?
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Hmm?
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Look, man, it was 2007,
all right?
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I-I trapped in the parking lot
of Green Briar
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the entire summer.
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It was hot, it was boring.
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I must've ate about a hundred
Pretzelmaker pretzels, man.
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Of course I fucked around and
made one of these videos, man.
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Look, if you sold drugs
in Atlanta,
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you made a "Crank Dat" video,
okay?
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So me and my homie J-Berg,
we recorded this.
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And this has been on
the Internet the entire time?
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Man, J-Berg posted that shit.
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I would call his ass
and tell him to take it down,
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but then the nigga would have
my phone number.
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Plus the nigga's probably dead.
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Gotta be real with you, uh,
even I don't like this.
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But, you know, look,
it got 25 views,
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so you could be in the good.
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The killer may not have
even seen it.
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Nigga, I ain't worried about no
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goddamn "Crank Dat" killer, man.
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Hey, look, see if you can
get this scrubbed
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off the Internet, Earn,
all right?
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The last thing I need is
niggas hyped over this story
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finding my ass, all right?
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All right.
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- Mm.
- You know,
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when you look deeper into it,
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spiritually
it's a little deeper.
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You see, our roots...
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kind of deal with dancing.
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No, you don't gotta do that.
This is bad.
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It's real bad.
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Whoo!
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'Aight, 15 minutes
to record a track.
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That gotta be a record.
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Man, why is it so hard to
get sneakers nowadays?
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Me and Darius are trying
to get these
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Nike Miracles, man.
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The shit sold out in,
like, 30 seconds.
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Yeah, man, resellers
got the game fucked up, man.
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Might as well be
shoe gentrification.
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Hey, why don't you
just call Nike
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and have 'em send you
a pair for me?
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I already did.
They told me to go to hell.
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It is what it is, man.
Sorry.
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Hey, man, bounce that track
back from the top.
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- Hey, Paper Boi.
- Yo.
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There's a guy
in the next room over
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that wanted to pop in
and say what's up.
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Some guy named Doug?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, tell him it's cool, man.
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You can tell him it's cool.
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Who? Doug? What?
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Nigga, man. No, some...
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- Some Guy Named Doug.
- Oh.
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He always trying to get me on
a track with his ass and shit.
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Man, I mean, he a cool dude,
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but his music sound
like ass, nigga.
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- Yeah, his music does suck.
- Yeah.
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Great guy, though.
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Aw, there he go.
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- Ha ha! Paper Boi!
- Ah...
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What's going on,
Some Guy Named Doug?
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I knew I heard you in here.
What's good, man?
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Oh, man, you know,
laying it down, babe.
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Shit, you in here cooking up?
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You know, you know,
on the regular, man.
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Yo, we should get
on a song together.
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Oh, man, man, I would love
to do that, man,
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but I'm on my way out, man,
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and the system just crashed,
my nigga.
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- Wow. Really?
- Yeah, man.
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Well, what you been working on?
Play me something.
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Oh, man, I can't 'cause
the speaker's busted, too, man.
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Oh, you can just email it to me.
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And the motherfuckin'
Wi-Fi down, too.
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- All this shit connected, nigga.
- What?!
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I've been trying to tell
these niggas to get a router.
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Damn, every time, man.
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Look, one of these days
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we gonna get on a song together.
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- Hey, man, I'm down.
- 'Aight?
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- Yeah.
- One day.
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- One day, nigga.
- 'Aight, man, I'm-a call you.
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- Hey, you could text.
- Okay, I'm-a text you.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- I got some new beats, too.
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- Fire!
- All right. Yeah.
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- I'm-a send it to you.
- All right, you do that.
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You do that, you do that
you do that.
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That's cool.
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I gotta get a new phone, nigga,
like, immediately, 'cause...
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- Doug's a nice guy.
- He's-he's incredibly kind, man.
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- Hey, you back this up?
- No, we done.
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Oh, shit, it's smoking
like a motherfucker, man.
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Oh, man.
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We ain't gotta pay
for that, right? Like...?
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No, we ain't gotta pay for that.
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All right, I'll catch you later.
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- Hey, man, hit me when you get home.
- All right.
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Shit, man.
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What the fuck was I thinking?
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Babe.
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Babe! We're here.
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My bad.
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You should, uh...
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you should go home,
get more sleep before work.
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No. Not with your little
brother and sister
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running around.
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Babe, we gotta move out
of your mom's place.
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Yeah, I know.
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I know.
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You know, I support
your rap career and everything,
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but maybe it's time
you thought about
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getting a real job,
like a career.
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Just in case the rap thing,
you know...
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Look, baby, remember
how I told you about
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how Big Sean got discovered?
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Yeah.
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You said he rapped for Kanye
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outside of a radio station
or something.
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Exactly.
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All I need is one opportunity.
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And I'm gonna be prepared
for when that moment comes.
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Just have faith.
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Please?
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Okay.
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I promise you that everything's
gonna be okay.
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All right, take care of Mommy,
Little Juanita.
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So who is this guy?
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Uh, he is but a man
with many shoes.
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The neighborhood knows him
as Shoe Man.
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So he's kind of like
Sock Man, except for shoes.
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Yeah, but Sock Man had
an actual store.
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This-this is a van.
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No, man, this guy's legit.
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Shoe know what it is. Yes, sir.
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Hey...
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Hop in, gentlemen.
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All right.
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Get that door for me, champ?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Appreciate you.
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So how can I help you boys?
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We want to get the...
the Nike Miracles.
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- Yeah, they're sold out...
- What size?
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11. Right?
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- 11 for you, too?
- Yeah, 11.
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I got 11, 10 and a half.
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- Last two.
- Ah.
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Really?
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Damn, that's surprising.
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They usually don't be having
any 11s.
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Whoa!
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- Yes.
- Really?
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- Yes.
- These legit?
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Yeah, they real. That's why
they call me the Shoe Man.
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- All right.
- Damn.
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Um, how much?
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Nothing, really.
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Just let me see you two kiss.
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- I'm sorry?
- What?
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Just let me see y'all two
kiss in the backseat.
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- All right. I mean, that's easy.
- Wait. No, no, no.
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Wait. Hold on.
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How much for the shoes, man?
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How much money do you want?
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I don't need money, man.
Everybody got money.
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Yeah, man, look, it ain't
that big of a deal.
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We just knock this out.
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
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- I don't want to kiss you.
- Be on with our day.
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Look, I know you're
not gay, bro.
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That's not the point. Okay?
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I don't want to kiss my friend
for shoes.
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So, what, you want to
kiss a stranger?
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- I don't understand what...
- I don't want to kiss
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anybody, Darius.
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Damn, y'all back?
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I'm gonna need an answer,
fellas, I got a line.
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Do you need to look
at 'em again?
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Nigga is stupid.
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Trash.
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- Hello?
- Hello?
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Hey, hey. Hey, Soulja,
man, what's up, man?
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Paper Boi? What up, brah?
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Oh, you know, man,
I'm coolin', coolin'.
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Hey, hey, I got a dumb-ass qu...
I got a dumb-ass question, man.
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Yeah? What up?
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Um, you heard anything about
this "Crank Dat" killer stuff?
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Are you serious?
Of course I have.
248
00:11:37,994 --> 00:11:39,972
I got more "Crank Dat" content
on the Internet than anyone.
249
00:11:39,996 --> 00:11:41,650
Too much to count.
250
00:11:41,737 --> 00:11:43,759
I basically invented YouTube.
251
00:11:43,783 --> 00:11:44,958
Yeah, definitely.
252
00:11:45,001 --> 00:11:47,003
You lucky, man.
253
00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:48,396
Lucky you ain't got a bunch of
254
00:11:48,439 --> 00:11:49,547
"Crank Dat" videos like me.
255
00:11:49,571 --> 00:11:52,052
Oh, you know what?
256
00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:56,012
This shit. Back in
the day, man, I did, actually.
257
00:11:56,099 --> 00:11:57,971
What?
258
00:11:58,014 --> 00:12:00,190
What are you saying, man?
You made a "Crank Dat" song?
259
00:12:00,234 --> 00:12:02,081
Yeah, man, but...
I ain't call it that.
260
00:12:02,105 --> 00:12:03,735
I called it the
"Crank Dat Jimmy Neutron."
261
00:12:03,759 --> 00:12:06,631
- You know what I'm saying?
- Nigga, what?! That was you?
262
00:12:06,675 --> 00:12:09,199
Yo, you gotta skip town
just like me then.
263
00:12:09,243 --> 00:12:10,548
Wait, you serious?
264
00:12:10,592 --> 00:12:12,115
If I was you, I'd be on the way
265
00:12:12,159 --> 00:12:13,682
to my safe farm right now.
266
00:12:13,769 --> 00:12:16,119
Safe farm? What the hell
is a safe farm?
267
00:12:16,163 --> 00:12:17,904
A farm that's safe.
268
00:12:17,991 --> 00:12:19,272
If you don't got a safe farm,
you good as dead.
269
00:12:19,296 --> 00:12:20,558
You know...
270
00:12:20,602 --> 00:12:22,212
"Like a good nigga,
271
00:12:22,256 --> 00:12:24,998
safe farm is there."
272
00:12:25,041 --> 00:12:26,913
Nigga, what the fuck is you
talking about?
273
00:12:26,956 --> 00:12:31,439
I don't know, man.
I'm tired, I'm scared.
274
00:12:31,482 --> 00:12:35,138
Yo, get all the Soulja-tendo
game systems. All of 'em. Look,
275
00:12:35,182 --> 00:12:37,488
you are not safe, man.
276
00:12:37,575 --> 00:12:39,012
I don't care who you are,
277
00:12:39,055 --> 00:12:40,163
you got a "Crank Dat" video
out there,
278
00:12:40,187 --> 00:12:41,492
you better watch your back.
279
00:12:41,579 --> 00:12:42,493
I gotta go.
280
00:12:42,537 --> 00:12:44,104
But...
281
00:12:45,801 --> 00:12:47,716
Where the hell are
my glasses at?
282
00:12:49,718 --> 00:12:51,938
Safe farm.
283
00:13:38,636 --> 00:13:40,179
So what's up, fellas? This
kiss ain't gonna French itself.
284
00:13:40,203 --> 00:13:42,312
French ki... Nah, you didn't
say that before. French?
285
00:13:42,336 --> 00:13:44,096
I'm sorry, it's just an
expression I'm trying out.
286
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:47,515
Okay, we got a couple questions.
287
00:13:47,558 --> 00:13:48,995
Uh, right?
288
00:13:49,038 --> 00:13:50,692
How long a kiss
are we talking here?
289
00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:55,760
- Eight minutes?
- Eight minutes?
290
00:13:55,784 --> 00:13:57,631
- No, man. Come on.
- No. Come on, man, that's...
291
00:13:57,655 --> 00:13:59,242
- That's a whole, like, Animaniacs.
- That's fine. Then let's haggle.
292
00:13:59,266 --> 00:14:00,223
Yeah, that's a make-out...
293
00:14:00,267 --> 00:14:02,008
Well, let's haggle, then.
294
00:14:02,051 --> 00:14:04,010
A peck on the lips.
295
00:14:04,097 --> 00:14:06,229
What, you kissing your grandma?
Nigga, please.
296
00:14:06,316 --> 00:14:08,338
- Two minutes at least.
- Man, fuck this.
297
00:14:08,362 --> 00:14:09,992
- Man, fuck these shoes.
- Okay, hold on.
298
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,428
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
All right, look.
299
00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:14,977
Well, but... Let me and him
discuss this one-on-one, please.
300
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,782
And we'll definitely
come back with an answer for you.
301
00:14:17,806 --> 00:14:20,461
It better be worth it.
302
00:14:20,504 --> 00:14:22,071
I know it is.
303
00:14:26,119 --> 00:14:28,817
Man, do what you want, man.
I'm not doing it.
304
00:14:28,904 --> 00:14:30,142
What do you mean
you're not doing it, man?
305
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:31,796
What I'm supposed to do,
just kiss myself?
306
00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:33,256
I can't...
307
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,668
These things are worth
$10,000, man.
308
00:14:34,692 --> 00:14:36,132
- I've seen it online.
- Then pay it.
309
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:39,132
Pay the $10,000 online.
310
00:14:39,175 --> 00:14:41,153
I'm not gonna pay $10,000 for
something I can get for $200.
311
00:14:41,177 --> 00:14:42,589
That just...
The principle of that...
312
00:14:42,613 --> 00:14:44,572
Exactly.
It's the principle, okay?
313
00:14:44,615 --> 00:14:46,182
I get it, okay?
314
00:14:46,269 --> 00:14:48,378
I like sneakers.
You like sneakers.
315
00:14:48,402 --> 00:14:50,186
But like a lot of Black men,
316
00:14:50,273 --> 00:14:53,165
we put an excessive amount
of value in them, okay.
317
00:14:53,189 --> 00:14:56,366
Is it really worth our dignity?
318
00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:58,629
There are only a thousand
in the, like,
319
00:14:58,716 --> 00:14:59,876
- in the whole world.
- Man...
320
00:15:01,763 --> 00:15:04,722
You've seen me wear $900 loafers
321
00:15:04,766 --> 00:15:06,202
that would get me roasted at any
322
00:15:06,289 --> 00:15:08,509
- Black high school in Atlanta.
- Yeah. True.
323
00:15:08,552 --> 00:15:10,163
I've seen billionaires walk into
324
00:15:10,206 --> 00:15:12,426
very important meetings
wearing some dirty Vans.
325
00:15:12,513 --> 00:15:14,732
I've seen you wear a paper towel
around your head
326
00:15:14,776 --> 00:15:16,734
and make it look cool,
like Jadakiss.
327
00:15:16,778 --> 00:15:18,823
That was a fun summer, huh?
328
00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:20,497
I'll kiss you if you want
for these sneakers,
329
00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:23,741
but I think we're above this.
330
00:15:23,785 --> 00:15:25,700
I think you know I'm right.
331
00:15:27,354 --> 00:15:29,008
Mm.
332
00:15:31,227 --> 00:15:33,099
I think we should do it.
333
00:15:33,186 --> 00:15:34,752
Hey, Shoe Man,
334
00:15:34,796 --> 00:15:36,643
two orders of Nike Miracles,
please.
335
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,669
Let's do this.
336
00:15:38,713 --> 00:15:40,367
Y'all ready?
337
00:15:56,774 --> 00:15:59,212
Hey, how you doing today?
338
00:15:59,255 --> 00:16:02,800
Uh, can I get one soft pretzel?
339
00:16:02,824 --> 00:16:03,999
Paper Boi?
340
00:16:05,566 --> 00:16:07,350
I'm gonna give you
two extra pretzels.
341
00:16:07,394 --> 00:16:10,242
Don't tell nobody though.
342
00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:12,703
Mm, can I get you
on my Instagram Live?
343
00:16:12,747 --> 00:16:14,227
Hell no.
344
00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:16,098
Um...
345
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,554
- Hey, can I ask you something?
- Mm-hmm.
346
00:16:17,578 --> 00:16:18,578
How you know it was me?
347
00:16:19,841 --> 00:16:21,166
Only famous people
trying to blend in
348
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:23,366
come in dressed like that.
349
00:16:23,453 --> 00:16:25,344
You're the only nigga in here
with a hat with no logo on it.
350
00:16:25,368 --> 00:16:28,241
You know how hard it is to find
a hat without a logo on it?
351
00:16:28,284 --> 00:16:29,807
See?
352
00:16:29,851 --> 00:16:30,851
That's Chris Evans.
353
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,599
Hmm.
354
00:16:38,642 --> 00:16:39,272
Free samples.
355
00:16:39,296 --> 00:16:41,384
Free samples.
356
00:16:41,428 --> 00:16:44,039
Free sample? Free sample?
357
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:45,736
Free sample.
358
00:16:45,823 --> 00:16:47,477
Try our Bourbon Street chicken?
359
00:16:47,521 --> 00:16:49,561
Nigga, everybody already knows
what that taste like.
360
00:16:52,613 --> 00:16:54,180
Free sample.
361
00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:55,529
Hey, Roberto.
362
00:16:55,616 --> 00:16:56,616
Hey, Chartreuse.
363
00:16:57,748 --> 00:16:59,011
Free samples.
364
00:17:00,795 --> 00:17:02,077
Free samples.
365
00:17:02,101 --> 00:17:03,101
You heard Paper Boi here?
366
00:17:05,887 --> 00:17:07,106
Like, for real?
367
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,499
- Mm-hmm.
- Where?
368
00:17:09,543 --> 00:17:11,173
My home girl Tiffany said
his fat ass was getting
369
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,546
a pretzel at Pretzelmaker.
370
00:17:12,589 --> 00:17:15,070
You...
371
00:17:15,114 --> 00:17:16,767
Okay, this is it. This is it.
372
00:17:16,854 --> 00:17:18,334
I... Yo, I got to go spit
for him.
373
00:17:18,421 --> 00:17:19,421
- Mm.
- Cover me.
374
00:17:22,338 --> 00:17:23,383
Nigga, I work at Sbarro!
375
00:17:36,918 --> 00:17:37,875
Oh!
376
00:17:37,919 --> 00:17:39,877
Hmm.
377
00:17:51,933 --> 00:17:53,563
Turn right.
378
00:18:02,726 --> 00:18:04,685
Turn right.
379
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,911
You have reached
your destination.
380
00:18:34,758 --> 00:18:35,735
Paper Boi!
381
00:18:35,759 --> 00:18:37,544
Shit.
382
00:18:37,631 --> 00:18:39,633
Oh, shit!
383
00:19:08,879 --> 00:19:10,316
Mm.
384
00:19:40,694 --> 00:19:43,000
I'm s... I'm sorry. Sorry.
385
00:20:09,070 --> 00:20:10,593
- Can I help you?
- What?
386
00:20:10,637 --> 00:20:12,029
Can I help you?
387
00:20:12,073 --> 00:20:14,051
Yeah. Uh...
388
00:20:14,075 --> 00:20:15,685
Uh, can I see, um,
389
00:20:15,729 --> 00:20:18,384
one of these digital display
belt buckles, please?
390
00:20:18,471 --> 00:20:20,386
Really?
I got to be honest with you,
391
00:20:20,473 --> 00:20:22,473
last person I sold one
of these to was a crackhead.
392
00:20:24,738 --> 00:20:26,218
Maybe you'll start a trend.
393
00:20:32,746 --> 00:20:34,946
You want one of those gold
belt buckles down there, too?
394
00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:38,162
Tell the truth.
395
00:20:38,186 --> 00:20:39,970
You're a crackhead, right?
396
00:20:42,538 --> 00:20:44,081
Oh, shit!
397
00:20:48,631 --> 00:20:50,311
Get out the way!
398
00:20:58,772 --> 00:21:00,600
What the fuck?
399
00:21:08,347 --> 00:21:11,132
What the fuck is going on here?
400
00:21:13,352 --> 00:21:14,353
Come here.
401
00:21:40,379 --> 00:21:43,009
So you boys ready?
402
00:21:43,033 --> 00:21:44,948
All right, uh, yeah.
403
00:21:45,035 --> 00:21:46,602
Ready to do this?
404
00:21:46,689 --> 00:21:48,822
- You said three seconds, right?
- Mm-hmm.
405
00:21:48,909 --> 00:21:50,563
Okay.
406
00:21:58,048 --> 00:22:00,026
Out of mind.
407
00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:02,246
Just be in the moment.
408
00:22:31,081 --> 00:22:32,866
Two Nike Miracles, please...
409
00:22:32,953 --> 00:22:34,974
Oh, oh...
410
00:22:34,998 --> 00:22:38,175
What...?
411
00:22:40,439 --> 00:22:42,528
Bro...
412
00:22:42,571 --> 00:22:45,313
- Uh...
- We're already implicated.
413
00:22:45,357 --> 00:22:47,576
Yeah, fuck, then let me grab...
414
00:22:53,974 --> 00:22:56,411
Oh, shit! Shit, man!
415
00:22:59,109 --> 00:23:00,870
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
416
00:23:06,769 --> 00:23:09,555
Hey!
417
00:23:09,642 --> 00:23:11,687
Just shoot
that motherfucker, man!
418
00:23:11,774 --> 00:23:13,559
Paper Boi, get in!
419
00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:16,126
Get in!
420
00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:18,104
Come on.
421
00:23:18,128 --> 00:23:19,688
Go, go, go, man! Go!
422
00:23:22,916 --> 00:23:24,459
Go, nigga, go, go, go!
423
00:23:24,483 --> 00:23:27,113
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
424
00:23:27,137 --> 00:23:30,010
Oh, shit! Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, my God!
425
00:23:30,053 --> 00:23:33,337
Man! Some Guy Named Doug, bruh!
426
00:23:33,361 --> 00:23:35,121
Oh, you saved my life, man!
427
00:23:35,145 --> 00:23:36,906
You saved my motherfucking life,
nigga!
428
00:23:36,930 --> 00:23:38,932
Oh, God! Ah, that shit
was crazy back there, man!
429
00:23:39,019 --> 00:23:41,476
Brazy!
430
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,110
But it's all good, man.
Don't even...
431
00:23:43,153 --> 00:23:44,938
- Don't even trip.
- Oh, my God, man!
432
00:23:45,025 --> 00:23:47,027
Oh, God.
433
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,755
Look, man, I owe you one.
For real, man, I owe you one.
434
00:23:53,076 --> 00:23:54,817
Oh, God.
435
00:23:54,861 --> 00:23:56,491
What was you even doing
out here, my nigga?
436
00:23:56,515 --> 00:23:58,928
It was fate, I guess.
437
00:23:58,952 --> 00:24:01,781
- Right place at the right time.
- Hell yeah, man.
438
00:24:01,824 --> 00:24:03,957
I'm actually, uh,
headed to the studio.
439
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,394
Yo.
440
00:24:06,481 --> 00:24:08,918
Yo, yo! We got to get
a song together!
441
00:24:08,962 --> 00:24:11,399
Today, man!
It's fate, man, come on.
442
00:24:11,443 --> 00:24:13,619
We got to do it.
Today's the day.
443
00:24:13,662 --> 00:24:15,074
And I just made
a new beat this morning.
444
00:24:15,098 --> 00:24:16,098
Want to hear it?
445
00:24:22,323 --> 00:24:24,847
Yeah.
446
00:24:24,891 --> 00:24:27,502
Bet you'll go crazy on it!
447
00:24:27,546 --> 00:24:29,765
You're gonna go crazy
in the studio, man!
448
00:24:29,852 --> 00:24:32,376
I can't wait to have a song
with Paper Boi!
449
00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:34,770
Man, this about to go amazing!
450
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,750
Hey, man, yes!
451
00:24:38,774 --> 00:24:40,622
Paper Boi. Paper Boi.
452
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:43,083
About to be
the song of the year.
453
00:24:43,126 --> 00:24:44,780
Let's get it.
454
00:24:52,266 --> 00:24:54,355
Hello?
455
00:24:56,139 --> 00:24:57,663
Hey.
456
00:24:59,273 --> 00:25:01,536
Ah.
457
00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:03,756
Okay, I see you out here, boy.
Nice, man.
458
00:25:03,799 --> 00:25:06,125
You actually, you know,
got a green thumb.
459
00:25:06,149 --> 00:25:07,803
Yeah, man, you think?
460
00:25:07,890 --> 00:25:09,433
I was thinking
about buying a farm, man.
461
00:25:09,457 --> 00:25:11,154
Oh, for real?
462
00:25:11,241 --> 00:25:13,243
You know, like they say.
463
00:25:13,330 --> 00:25:16,420
"Like a good nigga,
safe farm is there."
464
00:25:16,464 --> 00:25:18,660
That's a good idea actually.
465
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:20,357
Oh, yeah, uh, you know what?
They found
466
00:25:20,381 --> 00:25:22,383
that, uh, "Crank Dat" killer.
467
00:25:22,470 --> 00:25:24,472
- Word?
- Yeah.
468
00:25:24,516 --> 00:25:26,605
Here, right there.
469
00:25:29,172 --> 00:25:31,392
Man, he thick though. It's
weird for a serial killer...
470
00:25:31,479 --> 00:25:33,350
- Right?
- Yeah.
471
00:25:33,394 --> 00:25:34,700
That's crazy, brah.
472
00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:36,242
Yeah.
473
00:25:36,266 --> 00:25:37,616
What you end up doing today?
474
00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,487
Aw, man, you know, I don't know,
475
00:25:39,531 --> 00:25:42,098
went to the mall.
476
00:25:42,142 --> 00:25:43,772
Ran into a nigga I had
beef with from high school.
477
00:25:43,796 --> 00:25:45,624
- Mm.
- Yeah, really? What happened?
478
00:25:47,277 --> 00:25:48,677
I think that nigga's
still mad, man.
479
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,066
Yo, man.
480
00:25:53,153 --> 00:25:55,155
Those are nice sneakers.
481
00:25:55,198 --> 00:25:56,852
- It's about time you noticed.
- Sorry.
482
00:25:56,939 --> 00:25:58,811
Good looking though, yeah.
483
00:25:58,854 --> 00:26:00,943
I had to do
a little something for them.
484
00:26:00,987 --> 00:26:03,835
It was worth it.
485
00:26:03,859 --> 00:26:06,819
What's this nigga talking about?
486
00:26:06,862 --> 00:26:09,143
It's your
boy Paper Boi on the track.
487
00:26:09,169 --> 00:26:10,712
Hey, you ain't got
to say my name on the track.
488
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,085
What the hell is that?
489
00:26:12,172 --> 00:26:14,740
Is that you
and Some Guy Named Doug?
490
00:26:14,827 --> 00:26:16,065
All right, tell me when, nigga.
491
00:26:16,089 --> 00:26:16,849
All right, all right,
yeah, yeah, yeah...
492
00:26:16,873 --> 00:26:19,222
- Yep. Yep.
- Damn.
493
00:26:19,309 --> 00:26:22,835
Okay, yeah. It's trash.
494
00:26:25,011 --> 00:26:28,144
Yep.
495
00:26:37,414 --> 00:26:39,741
How do I catch the rhythm on it?
There's not really a rhythm.
496
00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,090
You know what, man?
That's the thing.
497
00:26:41,114 --> 00:26:42,289
I don't, I don't really know.
498
00:26:42,332 --> 00:26:44,291
It's more sound than music.
499
00:26:44,334 --> 00:26:45,814
Yeah. Yeah, it is, right?
500
00:27:43,350 --> 00:27:45,510
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