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Okay, that's good.
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So do you like Dysfunction?
What?
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The show? Do you watch the show?
Yeah, of course.
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So, here's the deal. You're Marie-France...
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a French foreign-exchange student
from France.
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You're staying with the Parkers,
and you're a little Gallic hottie, all right?
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Buttery little croissant.
A toasty little bagel.
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Okay, and Cody, naturally,
wants to get all up in that ass soup.
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You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
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Do I have to wear these shoes?
My feet are killing me.
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They're French.
Okay, so look, we know that you can dance.
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So I want you to go ahead
and grab that over there.
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You'll drop the French bread,
and you'll say the line:
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"Oh-la-la, I've dropped my baguette!"
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You wiggle your little tushy
in front of the audience...
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as you bend over to pick it up, and presto!
A star is born.
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You think you can handle that?
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Do you want me to do it now?
Yeah.
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Oh-la-la. I've dropped my baguette!
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All right, that was excellent.
That was beautiful. That was very nice.
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I liked the accent, very authentic.
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Thank you. We're done here. We'll call you.
You can leave now.
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Don't try to walk off with those shoes, now.
They belong to the show.
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I'll be interviewing some students...
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sitting in on some classes,
gathering footage.
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We'll make sure to be as unobtrusive
as possible.
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Miss Klein, let me be frank.
The school board approved this, not me.
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I'm uncomfortable
with the idea of cameras at Roxbury.
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A lot of very important people
send their very important kids here.
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Believe me, Mr. Mayer...
Meyer. Think of the wiener.
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Okay. Mr. Meyer,
you have nothing to worry about.
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We're talking about a harmless little
human interest piece on the local news.
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Believe me, they're not looking
for anything remotely controversial.
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Otherwise, why would they assign it to me?
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Okay, we're done now.
Guess I'll see you in two weeks.
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Excellent.
Come in.
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God damn it, Meyer,
the kids keyed my car again!
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Sorry to interrupt.
That's all right, we're done.
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Miss Klein, this is Roger Nicholl,
a Law and Civics teacher here at Roxbury.
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Hello.
Hi, there.
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Okay.
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She's a dyke.
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Symbiotic, that's what our relationship
is going to be like, Randa.
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Just like we learned in biology:
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The whale,
and the little fish that sticks on it.
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If you hang with me,
you'll get a lot of attention from boys...
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that you otherwise wouldn't.
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Meanwhile, when I'm standing next to you,
I look more attractive by comparison.
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Isn't that great?
Very nice.
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It's a constant struggle for us girls
who don't conform to the Western ideal...
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of blonde hair, and blue eyes,
and an hourglass figure.
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You know, my best friend Brittany,
whom you'll meet soon, is so lucky.
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She's three for three.
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Me, I could dye my hair,
but nobody respects a bottle blonde.
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I am slim, however,
and my breasts are coming along nicely...
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though not as nicely as my friend Brittany's,
whom you'll meet soon.
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You're very lucky that I'm doing this for you.
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I know you probably have an impression
of American high school girls...
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being mean and spiteful...
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and it's a reputation that's largely deserved,
believe me.
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But I'm not like that at all.
I really try to be a good person.
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The same as my best friend Brittany,
whom you'll meet soon.
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So here's your first survival tip:
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This is Beverly Hills,
so a lot of the kids that go here...
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have rich and famous parents,
and it's good to know who's who.
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Like, that's Josh Horowitz.
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His dad is the famous lawyer Larry Horowitz.
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He defended that baseball player
who killed his wife. He got him off, too...
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even though they found him
running around...
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covered in blood with a baseball bat,
screaming,"I killed the bitch!"
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And that's Lenora Fincher.
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Her mom was the spokesmodel
for this perfume company...
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but then she got old and they fired her.
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And that's Terry something.
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His parents aren't famous,
so nobody talks to him.
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I do, though, 'cause I'm a good person.
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Hi, Terry.
It's Dave.
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That smells good, what is that?
Sfeha. Would you like some?
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Is it fattening?
I don't know.
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I'm on a diet. I better play it safe.
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I'm organizing this International Food Fair...
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to raise money
for the Drama Club next week.
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You must participate. Will you?
Okay.
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Bonus.
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My hope is that the Fair will not only
raise money for the Drama Club...
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but also, kind of,
foster a spirit of togetherness...
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among the multicultural community
here at Roxbury.
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I have respect for all races...
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but I'm very glad that I was born white.
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As a woman, it's the best race to be...
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especially if you want to become an actress,
like I do.
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If I wasn't white...
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then the next thing I'd want to be is Asian,
because a lot of men like Asian girls...
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because they think they're docile,
and sweet, and subservient...
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which I don't really think is true...
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because I once met this Asian girl
at summer camp...
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and she was a real bitch.
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If I couldn't be white,
and I also couldn't be Asian...
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then my third choice
would be African-American...
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'cause I've always wanted
to be a gospel singer...
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and also black men are more forgiving
if your butt gets big.
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Except I definitely want light skin
and Caucasian features...
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like Vanessa Williams or Halle Berry.
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So, rule of thumb:
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Any time you have a sentence
consisting of two clauses...
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the second being introduced
by a conjunction or by a relative...
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And finally, you know, Randa,
no offense or anything...
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but my very last choice would be an Arab.
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Truth be told,
you're not in a very enviable position.
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There's a lot of resentment in this country
towards the Middle East...
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a lot of stereotypes floating around,
which I don't really think are true...
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because in the short time I've known you,
you haven't tried to bomb anybody...
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and you currently smell okay to me.
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But people will laugh at you...
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and probably make fun of that thing
you wear on your head.
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This is my hijab. I must not remove it.
I know that.
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But people are ignorant.
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To give you an example,
there's this joke going around.
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How does an Arab get his wife pregnant?
I do not know.
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She gets naked and lies down on the bed.
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He jerks off on the wall,
and they let the flies do the rest.
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Don't laugh. It's insulting to your people.
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Miss Joyce?
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Thank you.
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Article or a preposition which pertains
to every member of a series...
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must either be used
only before the first term of the series...
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or before each and every term.
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I had a half-brother named Sean,
who died in"Operation Iraqi Freedom."
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He was from my dad's first marriage...
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and I'm a product of his second.
He's now in his third.
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Anyway, they told my dad
that Sean died from friendly fire...
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and he refused to believe them.
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He said that Iraqis are the ones
who killed him.
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I made the point of saying,
"Why would our own government lie...
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"and say he was killed by friendly fire...
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"if Iraqis were the ones who killed him?"
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He said I was too young to understand...
Miss Joyce.
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There should be exactly one conversation
going on in this classroom, and that's me...
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talking.
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Technically, Mr. Anderson,
that's not a conversation.
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All right, here's one for you,
I'll see you in detention.
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But I...
And you, too.
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Me?
Yes, you.
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Her name's Randa.
Yes, of course it is.
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All right.
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Which brings us
to the principal of parallel construction.
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Namely, that expressions
that are similar in content and function...
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Sorry, Randa.
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It's unfortunate that we both have detention
with Mr. Anderson...
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but on the other hand,
it's only going to prolong our day together.
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Hey, Arab chick, you wanna buy a gun?
Get lost you unkempt miscreant!
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Stay away from Kenny, the arms dealer.
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It's kids like him that give
this great nation of ours a bad name.
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You are very wise, Kimberly.
I am most fortunate to have met you.
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Randa, that's so sweet. Come on.
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You know, Brit, I was watching girls go by
in their convertibles...
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I'd say about 75% to 85% of them
were what we call beautiful.
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But you want to know a secret?
What?
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They're ugly on the inside, not like you.
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You're special.
Your kind of beauty lasts forever.
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Hi!
Barry, get off me!
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Randa, this is Barry.
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Barry's technically my boyfriend,
except I don't like him.
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So, Kimberly, Trevor McNeill
has the funniest shit on his locker.
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It's this poster with all these reasons
why beer is better than a woman.
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One of the reasons was:
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Beer doesn't talk.
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No, that wasn't it.
It's okay, Barry.
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Trev, yo, what's up, man?
Barry plays football.
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Girlfriend.
Girlfriend.
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How was the Dysfunction audition?
I'm not holding my breath.
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It's so hard to stand out
from all the other aspirants, you know?
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Yeah.
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So, Brittany, this is Randa.
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Randa's from the Middle East.
She's really sweet.
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She doesn't say much, though.
Hi.
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I know all about the immigrant experience,
how hard it can be.
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I'm Canadian.
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Come on, Randa.
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I'm sorry, Brittany.
Don't be.
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Personally,
I think you deserved it way more.
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Kimberly, you're a way better actress.
You always have been.
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You know, Margot is a really good role.
Yeah.
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And everybody knows
that Anne Frank was a brunette.
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So if you played her
you'd have to dye your hair.
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You wouldn't want to do that, would you,
Brittany? You're so cute as a blonde.
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That's true.
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Oh, look! Troy is playing Peter Van Daan.
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That means I'll have to kiss him.
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I hope you won't be jealous.
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Well, it's just acting, right?
Yeah, of course.
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I still feel bad, though.
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Well, don't, Kimberly.
I'm really happy for you.
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I mean, if it couldn't be me, I'm glad it's you.
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You're my best friend, Brittany.
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I say we go to Fred Segal
and do some damage.
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It sounds keen, but I gotta pass.
Randa and I have DT with Mr. A.
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Be careful.
Careful? Why?
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Mr. Anderson's kind of weird,
especially around girls.
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We think he's a podiatrist.
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Ignore her, she thinks everybody's hot
for her nubile bod.
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So anyway, Margot, we'll catch you later.
All right, Anne.
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Down with Nazis!
Boo, Nazis!
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Daddy, I have some news.
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I'm going to be playing Anne Frank
in the school play.
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The school play?
I thought that you want to be a movie star.
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Daddy, I have some news.
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I'm going to be playing Anne Frank
in the school play.
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Jew broad, right? Anne Frank?
She was Jewish?
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Can I just say this, okay? In my office...
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I wouldn't mind if it was 30%, 40%,
maybe even 70%...
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but ever since
we took the company public...
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being in a board meeting
is like being in a fucking synagogue!
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I hear the suffixes of the surnames
around me, and it's all like...
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bloom, berg, witz, stein, gold,
schtickman, hackman...
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You know, I swear to God, I feel threatened.
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I'm not kidding, that's how I feel.
I feel like a minority.
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Kathy?
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Kimberly, we've talked about this.
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I would really like it
if you'd start calling me Mom.
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Kathy?
No.
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Yes, Kimberly?
Do you fuck dogs?
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You know they're just looking for an excuse.
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They're looking for an excuse to fire me,
just looking.
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Sometimes I hear them talk and I think,
they're communicating with each other...
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in some kind of secret Yid-code
that I'm not privy to. I swear to God.
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Eat your moo shoo pork by the way.
It's delicious.
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I don't like this kind.
It's fucking delicious. Eat it.
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Last week's meeting, there's a guy there,
he's coughing, right?
230
00:17:19,287 --> 00:17:20,947
He starts coughing, like a coughing fit.
231
00:17:21,055 --> 00:17:24,113
You know, a fucking, coughing Kike, right?
So I think...
232
00:17:24,224 --> 00:17:27,214
I'm sitting here, I'm looking, I'm thinking...
233
00:17:27,325 --> 00:17:29,690
is he, like,
coughing in fucking Yiddish or something?
234
00:17:29,793 --> 00:17:31,454
Like, listen to this...
235
00:17:34,796 --> 00:17:37,059
Wait till Hank turns his back...
236
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:40,394
and then stab him with a dreidel!
237
00:17:40,499 --> 00:17:42,898
Kathy?
Yes.
238
00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:44,491
Do you fuck dogs?
239
00:17:44,602 --> 00:17:47,866
It's like the fucking Titanic.
We hit an iceberg, fucking ridiculous.
240
00:17:47,971 --> 00:17:50,336
This is interesting. I read about this.
241
00:17:50,439 --> 00:17:53,202
This is a phase. It's called repetition.
242
00:17:53,307 --> 00:17:55,468
It's when they feel the need to repeat things.
243
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,633
Kathy? I got it. Fine.
244
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:02,044
Kimberly, listen to me. Okay?
I'm going to say something to you.
245
00:18:02,145 --> 00:18:05,511
There is a difference
between bonafide racism...
246
00:18:06,048 --> 00:18:09,141
and just speaking the truth,
which is what I'm doing here.
247
00:18:09,251 --> 00:18:12,047
You understand that, right?
A big difference.
248
00:18:12,151 --> 00:18:16,985
Okay? Because racism, true racism,
stems from ignorance.
249
00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:19,012
It is ignorant.
250
00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:23,658
Now, I don't want to ever catch you
being a racist.
251
00:18:24,226 --> 00:18:28,855
This is not to say you have license
to bring R. Kelly home for dinner, okay?
252
00:18:28,962 --> 00:18:31,157
Or banging some fucking beaner!
Hank!
253
00:18:31,264 --> 00:18:32,662
No, I'm just saying that I'm scared...
254
00:18:32,765 --> 00:18:34,924
that she's going to repeat
some of this shit at school.
255
00:18:35,033 --> 00:18:37,431
And I know,
because these teachers, you know, hear it...
256
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,365
these fucking dykes, lesbians,
these feminists at the school system...
257
00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:42,767
with their fucking rectal-ranger buddies,
you know:
258
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:46,464
"Oh, it's the parents'fault.
It's the upbringing." Right.
259
00:18:46,574 --> 00:18:50,268
As if, what, kids couldn't inherently be
fucking complete assholes on their own?
260
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:51,774
And, by the way, no swearing.
261
00:18:51,877 --> 00:18:55,207
When you were fucking my dog,
he was going like this...
262
00:18:59,415 --> 00:19:02,905
Kimberly, stop it!
Now you are upsetting Bobo.
263
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,751
I just got him back from the Asthma Center.
264
00:19:08,086 --> 00:19:09,551
Hello?
Hello?
265
00:19:09,753 --> 00:19:11,118
Hi, Mom.
Hello?
266
00:19:11,222 --> 00:19:12,916
Kimberly!
267
00:19:13,022 --> 00:19:16,582
You know what this is? The Jews.
They call, they hang up.
268
00:19:17,325 --> 00:19:17,950
What?
269
00:19:18,126 --> 00:19:20,423
At least she's not jumping
to some hook-nosed motherfucker...
270
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:23,620
Yeah, I got your card. It was great...
271
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:28,056
except my name
doesn't have an"E" after the"L."
272
00:19:28,866 --> 00:19:31,527
And my dog's name is Bobo, not Bubbles.
273
00:19:32,134 --> 00:19:34,228
And I actually turned 15.
274
00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:40,861
No, it's okay, it's an understandable error.
I'm precocious.
275
00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:45,937
Dad got me a digital video camera...
276
00:19:46,042 --> 00:19:49,772
so that he can tape my violin recitals
and then watch them later...
277
00:19:49,878 --> 00:19:53,074
instead of actually attending them
like a good parent would.
278
00:19:54,148 --> 00:19:57,513
Mom, can you hang on a second?
I got another call.
279
00:19:58,350 --> 00:19:59,442
Hello?
280
00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:03,610
Kimberly, hey, it's Barry. Listen,
I remembered a couple of those jokes.
281
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,348
You know,
why beer is better than a woman?
282
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,978
Okay, great, Barry.
283
00:20:08,089 --> 00:20:10,488
Can you hang on a second?
I'm on the other line with my mom.
284
00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:11,647
Sure.
285
00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:15,383
Hello? Hey, Mom, I'm back.
286
00:20:18,996 --> 00:20:22,431
Already? But we've only been talking for,
like, a minute.
287
00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:26,724
Okay.
288
00:20:28,368 --> 00:20:32,598
Mom? I love you. Bye.
289
00:20:38,674 --> 00:20:42,837
Okay, Barry, tell me.
Why is beer better than a woman?
290
00:20:47,612 --> 00:20:50,671
I can't remember. You coming over?
291
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:54,244
Yeah, I'll be over a little later. Okay?
292
00:20:57,985 --> 00:21:01,613
Kimberly, how many times have I told you
not to leave the table for a phone call?
293
00:21:01,723 --> 00:21:03,586
And then when you were done
fucking my dog...
294
00:21:03,689 --> 00:21:07,214
you laid down on my bed,
all naked and sweaty, and you said:
295
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:11,388
"There's nothing like hard canine cock
to satisfy my desires."
296
00:21:11,494 --> 00:21:13,085
So, how's school?
297
00:21:14,495 --> 00:21:15,588
I gotta go.
298
00:21:15,696 --> 00:21:17,094
Where?
Out.
299
00:21:17,263 --> 00:21:19,231
With who?
My ass crack!
300
00:21:19,531 --> 00:21:22,226
Okay, well, try to be back in time. Hey!
301
00:21:22,433 --> 00:21:26,391
Ass crack? That's interesting.
You know, anal fixation...
302
00:21:26,504 --> 00:21:31,303
Is it theoretically possible for you to shut up
for more than five seconds at a time?
303
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,677
Thanks, Barry. That was nice.
304
00:21:57,654 --> 00:22:00,623
You're actually good at that when
you remember to take your retainer out.
305
00:22:01,457 --> 00:22:02,651
My turn.
306
00:22:05,761 --> 00:22:07,955
Barry, I'm sorry, I gotta run.
307
00:22:08,062 --> 00:22:11,724
I got homework, and I gotta start
memorizing a bunch of lines.
308
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:15,094
But we'll get you next time, okay?
Next time?
309
00:22:16,434 --> 00:22:18,298
You say that every time,"Next time."
310
00:22:18,402 --> 00:22:22,234
I don't know, Kimberly.
I'm not going to take this anymore.
311
00:22:22,837 --> 00:22:26,636
You don't treat me right.
This is not a balanced relationship.
312
00:22:28,508 --> 00:22:31,965
Next time, I'll go first, okay?
Yeah, right.
313
00:22:32,576 --> 00:22:35,601
God damn it! I fall for it every time!
314
00:22:57,358 --> 00:23:01,351
I hate him! I hate him so much!
I know, I know.
315
00:23:02,995 --> 00:23:06,521
I can't believe he did that to me,
in front of Troy, in front of everybody.
316
00:23:06,631 --> 00:23:10,156
Look, he's nothing. He's less than nothing.
He's nobody.
317
00:23:11,233 --> 00:23:12,995
I feel like I have this fire inside of me...
318
00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:15,660
and I just want to breathe it out,
and I want to burn him.
319
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,759
I want to watch him burn.
320
00:23:19,305 --> 00:23:23,171
He will, Brittany. We'll burn him.
321
00:23:23,941 --> 00:23:25,305
You and me.
322
00:23:27,177 --> 00:23:29,736
How? Tell me how?
323
00:23:32,012 --> 00:23:35,503
We'll talk about it. Just come over tonight.
324
00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:39,049
I've invited Randa, too.
We'll all talk about it, okay?
325
00:23:40,751 --> 00:23:41,809
Okay.
326
00:23:44,921 --> 00:23:47,946
I love you, Kimberly.
I love you, too.
327
00:23:50,757 --> 00:23:51,984
Come on.
328
00:23:55,493 --> 00:23:57,619
Wait, no, put it back on.
I want to watch The Real World.
329
00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:59,820
No, I hate The Real World.
Those girls are bitches.
330
00:23:59,930 --> 00:24:02,124
You're a bitch.
Yeah, well, you're a trollop.
331
00:24:02,230 --> 00:24:03,527
Fine.
332
00:24:06,201 --> 00:24:10,795
I'm sorry I called you a bitch.
It's okay. I'm sorry I called you a trollop.
333
00:24:10,902 --> 00:24:12,893
I don't even really know what one is.
334
00:24:13,004 --> 00:24:15,904
It's a promiscuous woman,
often a prostitute.
335
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,765
Okay.
336
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:21,939
It is time to open up my big bag of fun.
337
00:24:22,743 --> 00:24:26,872
These are assorted items that I've stolen
from Dad for our consumption this evening.
338
00:24:26,978 --> 00:24:29,879
Item number one:
Dad's wine-flavored cigars.
339
00:24:30,347 --> 00:24:31,974
Don't those things make you cough?
340
00:24:32,081 --> 00:24:35,311
No, they're cigars.
You don't have to swallow. I mean, inhale.
341
00:24:35,485 --> 00:24:36,917
No, thanks.
342
00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:38,417
Are you sure, Randa?
343
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,352
To become successful actresses
you have to learn how to smoke them.
344
00:24:41,454 --> 00:24:42,943
It's trendy.
That's true.
345
00:24:43,056 --> 00:24:45,284
No, thank you, I do not smoke.
346
00:24:45,657 --> 00:24:49,057
Okay. Item number two:
347
00:24:49,426 --> 00:24:51,724
One of Dad's many, many pornos.
348
00:24:52,228 --> 00:24:54,957
Titty Lickers 2.
The search for Golden Curlies.
349
00:24:55,063 --> 00:24:58,463
Why would we want to watch a porno?
'Cause they're funny.
350
00:24:58,564 --> 00:25:03,000
Besides, we have to teach Randa about sex,
and this is the best way to learn.
351
00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:04,566
And item number three...
352
00:25:04,668 --> 00:25:08,764
and I could get into real, real trouble
if I got caught with these:
353
00:25:08,972 --> 00:25:11,531
Dad's Twinkies.
Too fattening.
354
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:16,039
Would you please stop criticizing
everything in my big bag of fun?
355
00:25:16,142 --> 00:25:18,303
I spent a lot of time putting this together.
356
00:25:18,410 --> 00:25:20,503
Anyway, we can barf them up later,
Queen of the Duh.
357
00:25:20,612 --> 00:25:23,580
No, change the channel, I can't watch this.
358
00:25:24,181 --> 00:25:25,874
Martin Stivers.
359
00:25:26,782 --> 00:25:29,977
Who is Martin Stivers?
You didn't hear about it?
360
00:25:31,352 --> 00:25:34,877
Some kid in a private school in Bel Air
just walked into his cafeteria...
361
00:25:34,987 --> 00:25:36,579
with an assault rifle and opened fire.
362
00:25:38,155 --> 00:25:40,316
Killed, like, 10 kids.
Twelve.
363
00:25:41,525 --> 00:25:44,822
Hey, wait, that's the reporter
that's doing the feature on our school.
364
00:25:44,926 --> 00:25:47,256
I hear she's a lesbian.
Really?
365
00:25:47,461 --> 00:25:49,519
She doesn't look like a lesbian.
366
00:25:49,629 --> 00:25:51,153
What is a lesbian?
367
00:25:51,264 --> 00:25:53,390
...knows no racial or economic boundaries...
368
00:25:53,498 --> 00:25:56,796
that violence can stretch
far beyond the limits of the inner city.
369
00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:58,367
Inside the school, there's...
370
00:25:58,468 --> 00:26:00,833
I have nightmares about this kid.
371
00:26:01,136 --> 00:26:02,534
He wasn't sorry for it, or anything.
372
00:26:02,637 --> 00:26:05,298
And when they took him away,
he was, like, laughing.
373
00:26:05,405 --> 00:26:06,372
Rambo.
374
00:26:07,607 --> 00:26:09,972
In some ways, I know how he feels.
375
00:26:11,576 --> 00:26:16,011
I mean,
there are just so many stupid, annoying...
376
00:26:16,112 --> 00:26:18,409
worthless people on this planet.
377
00:26:19,814 --> 00:26:24,147
They just, like,
get in the way of what you want.
378
00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:28,478
The shooting took place between classes,
between the first and second...
379
00:26:28,586 --> 00:26:31,782
Anyhow, let's watch the skin flick.
380
00:26:34,090 --> 00:26:36,114
Drink up, there.
I don't want it to go to waste.
381
00:26:36,224 --> 00:26:39,283
Thank you.
So I did take the car into the shop today.
382
00:26:39,392 --> 00:26:40,859
That was fun.
That's nice.
383
00:26:42,861 --> 00:26:44,987
And I walked in, you know...
384
00:26:45,596 --> 00:26:50,463
and it was like this little rabbit
being chucked into this den of foxes...
385
00:26:50,766 --> 00:26:54,723
and I swear they started licking their lips,
you know, the moment...
386
00:26:55,736 --> 00:26:57,599
At the sight of this middle-class woman...
387
00:26:57,703 --> 00:27:00,137
who obviously doesn't know
the first thing about cars...
388
00:27:00,238 --> 00:27:04,264
and can be completely taken advantage of,
which is true.
389
00:27:05,742 --> 00:27:08,232
I don't know the first thing about cars.
Grace.
390
00:27:08,343 --> 00:27:11,402
And I'm sure I was taken advantage of...
Grace.
391
00:27:11,812 --> 00:27:15,712
What?
Happy Birthday.
392
00:27:17,715 --> 00:27:21,048
What's the matter? What is it?
Nothing.
393
00:27:23,019 --> 00:27:24,281
I was just...
394
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,017
I was just getting concerned...
395
00:27:29,057 --> 00:27:32,387
that maybe you didn't get me anything.
396
00:27:33,725 --> 00:27:36,750
And I know I'm supposed to say,
"Oh, Percy, you shouldn't have"...
397
00:27:36,860 --> 00:27:39,919
but you should have.
You definitely should have.
398
00:27:40,029 --> 00:27:40,997
I know.
399
00:27:41,164 --> 00:27:43,961
What is it? What is it?
Open it.
400
00:27:52,102 --> 00:27:53,694
It's a little...
401
00:27:56,273 --> 00:27:59,365
It's a little skirt. It's so cute.
402
00:28:00,041 --> 00:28:04,442
Actually, it looks like it goes very well
with the blouse you're wearing.
403
00:28:07,212 --> 00:28:08,840
Actually, it does.
404
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:13,145
Thank you.
405
00:28:14,383 --> 00:28:16,214
You want to try it on?
406
00:28:17,218 --> 00:28:19,948
Now?
Okay.
407
00:28:22,888 --> 00:28:23,946
Okay.
408
00:28:29,325 --> 00:28:32,452
One sec, okay. Here I go, one second.
409
00:28:34,795 --> 00:28:36,354
Where are you going?
410
00:28:38,031 --> 00:28:41,089
Why don't you change right here?
We are married, for Christ's sake.
411
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,666
If you want.
412
00:28:46,137 --> 00:28:47,228
Okay.
413
00:29:04,881 --> 00:29:06,848
It's a nice color.
Yes.
414
00:29:07,649 --> 00:29:08,617
Yep.
415
00:29:09,817 --> 00:29:13,512
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
416
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,946
That's...
Good?
417
00:29:17,722 --> 00:29:18,689
That's...
418
00:29:20,123 --> 00:29:22,590
That's very good.
Really?
419
00:29:22,691 --> 00:29:25,784
Actually, you're right.
420
00:29:27,428 --> 00:29:28,758
Thank you.
421
00:29:33,565 --> 00:29:37,829
God, it reminds me of those skirts
that the girls wear at your school.
422
00:29:38,001 --> 00:29:39,195
Really?
423
00:29:41,236 --> 00:29:45,228
Yeah. I hadn't...
I wouldn't have noticed that. That's...
424
00:29:46,206 --> 00:29:50,163
One sec. Don't move.
Okay.
425
00:29:56,812 --> 00:29:58,302
Be right back.
426
00:30:09,054 --> 00:30:11,044
I'm a little school girl.
427
00:30:15,290 --> 00:30:17,281
I don't want to be late for class.
428
00:30:17,391 --> 00:30:20,325
I don't want Mr. Anderson to spank me.
429
00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:42,065
Yeah, that's nice.
430
00:30:52,646 --> 00:30:54,136
I have an idea.
431
00:30:58,516 --> 00:30:59,812
Read this.
432
00:31:05,821 --> 00:31:10,188
"Why I deserve to be punished."
433
00:31:15,693 --> 00:31:17,957
Out loud. You read it out loud.
434
00:31:21,063 --> 00:31:22,792
"I have misbehaved.
435
00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:26,426
"Some adjectives that could be used...
436
00:31:28,534 --> 00:31:30,627
"to describe my behavior...
437
00:31:31,936 --> 00:31:35,029
"include bad...
438
00:31:37,573 --> 00:31:40,700
"naughty, mischievous...
439
00:31:43,344 --> 00:31:45,105
"mischievous...
440
00:31:46,178 --> 00:31:47,474
"nasty...
441
00:31:48,414 --> 00:31:52,143
"and downright inconsiderate."
442
00:31:53,684 --> 00:31:55,377
Oh, frisky.
443
00:32:01,622 --> 00:32:05,112
I like this music.
Can you buy the soundtrack to pornos?
444
00:32:05,824 --> 00:32:08,154
"Tiffany Minx, Stephanie Swift."
445
00:32:09,626 --> 00:32:12,957
Brittany, a lot of these porn stars
have names that sound like ours.
446
00:32:13,062 --> 00:32:15,928
So if we wanted to, when we grow up,
we could be porn stars.
447
00:32:16,029 --> 00:32:19,657
You couldn't, Randa, I'm sorry.
That is quite all right.
448
00:32:19,765 --> 00:32:21,393
I would never want to be a porn star.
449
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:23,524
My sister's ex-boyfriend,
he lives in the Valley...
450
00:32:23,635 --> 00:32:25,568
he used to go out with one.
You know what they did?
451
00:32:25,668 --> 00:32:29,727
They took the fat out of her butt
and her arms, and they put it in her boobs.
452
00:32:30,238 --> 00:32:31,262
Yeah.
453
00:32:31,373 --> 00:32:34,932
How is it, please, that two men...
454
00:32:35,976 --> 00:32:37,465
at one time...
455
00:32:38,877 --> 00:32:40,434
How can this be?
456
00:32:42,813 --> 00:32:45,372
One of them is doing her up the butt.
457
00:32:46,248 --> 00:32:47,579
Up the...
458
00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,375
Such a thing is not possible.
459
00:32:51,185 --> 00:32:53,584
It is too small, the aperture.
460
00:32:57,755 --> 00:33:01,019
Kimberly, would you let someone
do that to you?
461
00:33:01,491 --> 00:33:02,649
I have.
462
00:33:03,692 --> 00:33:05,555
No, way!
Yes, way.
463
00:33:05,660 --> 00:33:08,651
You're such a liar. Who?
Warren.
464
00:33:10,730 --> 00:33:13,220
Warren Prescott?
Affirmative.
465
00:33:14,565 --> 00:33:16,032
When? How?
466
00:33:16,733 --> 00:33:19,292
Last year. We were sort of going out.
467
00:33:19,501 --> 00:33:22,298
We were here, kind of getting drunk
on my dad's Captain Morgan...
468
00:33:22,403 --> 00:33:24,267
and he just kind of came right out
and said...
469
00:33:24,371 --> 00:33:28,238
We've been going out for three months now,
and I really love you, and everything.
470
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:31,069
So I was wondering
if you might let me pack your fudge chute.
471
00:33:34,044 --> 00:33:36,738
At first I thought
he wanted to make sundaes...
472
00:33:36,845 --> 00:33:38,746
but then he elaborated.
473
00:33:39,413 --> 00:33:40,710
He was very polite about it.
474
00:33:40,815 --> 00:33:44,079
He said please three times.
I couldn't really bring myself to say no.
475
00:33:47,286 --> 00:33:49,719
Well, what was it like?
476
00:33:52,087 --> 00:33:53,384
It was okay.
477
00:33:55,156 --> 00:33:56,521
Did it hurt?
478
00:33:59,592 --> 00:34:00,786
Kind of.
479
00:34:05,196 --> 00:34:08,425
But it hurt less with Warren
than it might have with other boys...
480
00:34:08,531 --> 00:34:11,726
if you catch my drift.
Kimberly!
481
00:34:11,833 --> 00:34:15,164
What is your drift?
Never mind.
482
00:34:16,102 --> 00:34:18,797
But you know what?
A few days later, Warren broke up with me.
483
00:34:18,904 --> 00:34:22,030
He said he doesn't want to go out with a girl
who'd let a guy do that to her.
484
00:34:22,140 --> 00:34:24,767
Does that make any sense?
Boys are so weird.
485
00:34:24,942 --> 00:34:26,534
Amen to that.
486
00:34:26,776 --> 00:34:28,266
Wait a minute, I like this one.
487
00:34:28,376 --> 00:34:30,104
Hi, Stephanie.
Hi.
488
00:34:30,212 --> 00:34:32,475
Are you here to help me change the oil?
489
00:34:32,580 --> 00:34:36,947
You know, I could never give up men,
because I like cock too much.
490
00:34:37,381 --> 00:34:38,973
But I don't know...
491
00:34:39,382 --> 00:34:43,011
sometimes I just feel like
I need a woman's touch.
492
00:34:43,787 --> 00:34:45,549
I know what you mean.
493
00:34:48,623 --> 00:34:50,249
Why is that woman...
494
00:34:51,225 --> 00:34:54,522
Why is she doing those things
with that other woman?
495
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:59,055
Why must they show this?
'Cause men like to watch it.
496
00:34:59,761 --> 00:35:01,319
But it is a sin.
497
00:35:02,531 --> 00:35:06,898
Randa, you're going to find out
that a lot of things men like are a sin.
498
00:35:09,934 --> 00:35:12,732
Kimberly, tell me you've never done that.
499
00:35:16,073 --> 00:35:17,630
Kimberly?
What?
500
00:35:30,513 --> 00:35:32,639
You okay, Randa?
Yes.
501
00:35:33,515 --> 00:35:37,711
Did you get it all out, every last calorie?
Yes, I think so.
502
00:35:37,852 --> 00:35:39,216
Good.
503
00:35:40,419 --> 00:35:41,646
Kimberly?
504
00:35:42,588 --> 00:35:45,715
You and Troy never actually, like,
did anything, right?
505
00:35:47,324 --> 00:35:51,054
No. Brittany, for the 20 millionth time...
506
00:35:51,526 --> 00:35:54,153
me and Troy never, like, did anything.
507
00:35:54,929 --> 00:35:58,728
And it's 'cause Troy didn't want to, right?
Right.
508
00:35:59,765 --> 00:36:02,927
Brittany, you know that.
That's why I dumped him.
509
00:36:04,735 --> 00:36:09,261
It's just weird,
'cause with me he's, like, insatiable.
510
00:36:11,406 --> 00:36:13,168
I wonder why that is?
511
00:36:13,707 --> 00:36:15,139
I'm finished.
512
00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:21,410
Okay, girls, it's time to get serious.
513
00:36:22,712 --> 00:36:24,338
Oh, no, you're not going to make us write...
514
00:36:24,446 --> 00:36:26,573
Amnesty International letters again,
are you?
515
00:36:26,681 --> 00:36:28,650
I swear, most of those people deserve
to be in prison.
516
00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:31,217
No. Okay, just listen to me.
517
00:36:33,519 --> 00:36:36,953
It seems that all three of us
have something in common.
518
00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:39,289
Do you know what that is?
519
00:36:39,789 --> 00:36:42,758
Our health, happiness, and faith in God.
520
00:36:43,927 --> 00:36:46,791
No, I'm talking about Mr. Anderson.
521
00:36:49,396 --> 00:36:50,886
What about him?
522
00:36:52,130 --> 00:36:55,895
He's done stuff to all three of us.
523
00:36:59,367 --> 00:37:01,834
I hate him. I hate him so much!
524
00:37:02,903 --> 00:37:06,269
Yes, he is a bad man.
I know, girls.
525
00:37:07,739 --> 00:37:09,603
So I've been thinking.
526
00:37:11,209 --> 00:37:15,337
I've been thinking that maybe it's about time
we put a stop to him.
527
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:22,605
Remove all jewelry, watches,
earrings, rings...
528
00:37:22,715 --> 00:37:26,649
and place them in the box.
You know the drill, people.
529
00:37:27,619 --> 00:37:29,279
A metal detector at Roxbury?
530
00:37:29,385 --> 00:37:32,285
Yeah, everybody's freaked out
'cause of what happened over in Bel Air.
531
00:37:32,387 --> 00:37:35,913
They don't want it to happen here, I'm sure.
They figured it out.
532
00:37:36,023 --> 00:37:38,355
Ain't nobody safe,
no matter how rich you are.
533
00:37:38,458 --> 00:37:40,085
Ain't nobody safe.
534
00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:42,083
Next!
535
00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:46,453
Are you sure about this, Kimberly?
I'm scared.
536
00:37:46,964 --> 00:37:49,557
Don't be. We're doing the right thing.
537
00:37:51,765 --> 00:37:55,325
They're going to try and discredit us,
and turn us against each other...
538
00:37:55,436 --> 00:37:59,427
but we have to stand firm, okay?
We have to stick together, no matter what.
539
00:37:59,538 --> 00:38:00,595
Okay.
540
00:38:01,739 --> 00:38:03,730
Then we'll watch him burn.
541
00:38:05,508 --> 00:38:08,136
Okay.
Let's do it.
542
00:38:09,644 --> 00:38:14,272
Behind me lies one of I.A. County's
most exclusive private schools.
543
00:38:14,380 --> 00:38:16,244
Roxbury Academy in Beverly Hills.
544
00:38:16,648 --> 00:38:19,912
A safe haven for the children
of the rich and the privileged.
545
00:38:20,017 --> 00:38:22,415
A place where they can study
in peace and harmony...
546
00:38:22,518 --> 00:38:25,954
free from the troubles that plague
many of the region's public schools...
547
00:38:26,053 --> 00:38:30,181
until today.
Because, today, this hallowed institution...
548
00:38:30,290 --> 00:38:34,520
was rocked on its very foundations
with allegations of sexual assault.
549
00:38:34,892 --> 00:38:37,382
The accused, Percy Anderson...
550
00:38:37,627 --> 00:38:39,753
an English and Drama teacher...
551
00:38:39,862 --> 00:38:43,490
and new addition this year
to Roxbury's distinguished faculty.
552
00:38:43,598 --> 00:38:45,326
The alleged victims...
553
00:38:45,433 --> 00:38:48,595
three 15-year-old sophomore girls...
554
00:38:48,701 --> 00:38:51,929
all of whom have waived their right
to anonymity.
555
00:38:52,036 --> 00:38:56,801
Their names are, Kimberly Joyce,
Brittany Wells, and Randa Azzouni.
556
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,831
I will continue to bring you more
of the details...
557
00:38:59,941 --> 00:39:02,465
of this stunning story as it unfolds.
558
00:39:02,576 --> 00:39:06,375
For Team 33 News,
this is Emily Klein in Beverly Hills.
559
00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:08,342
Okay, cut.
560
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,544
That was fucking great!
561
00:39:11,848 --> 00:39:14,338
You were so fucking good!
562
00:39:19,953 --> 00:39:22,420
I can't believe this is happening.
563
00:39:22,521 --> 00:39:25,852
How are we going to afford a lawyer,
on what we make?
564
00:39:26,191 --> 00:39:30,887
What kind of a country are we living in
when a trio of little tramps...
565
00:39:30,993 --> 00:39:35,621
can besmirch an innocent man's name
with completely fabricated accusations?
566
00:39:38,032 --> 00:39:40,726
Wow, that was really good use
of the word besmirch.
567
00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:41,924
Thank you.
568
00:39:42,034 --> 00:39:45,559
Guys, what would you say if I told you
I got a lawyer?
569
00:39:45,669 --> 00:39:47,259
I mean a great lawyer.
570
00:39:47,370 --> 00:39:50,338
Really smart guy,
he's like a borderline genius.
571
00:39:50,438 --> 00:39:53,929
And I think I can get him to do it for free,
a nominal fee, at most.
572
00:39:54,041 --> 00:39:55,974
Okay, who?
573
00:39:57,143 --> 00:40:00,008
Me, Perc. I'm talking about me.
574
00:40:00,111 --> 00:40:02,374
Roger, this isn't a joke, okay?
This is my life.
575
00:40:02,479 --> 00:40:05,447
I need a real lawyer,
not a high-school Law teacher.
576
00:40:05,547 --> 00:40:07,571
Okay, look,
what you seem to be forgetting is that...
577
00:40:07,682 --> 00:40:09,808
I'm not just a high-school Law teacher,
all right?
578
00:40:09,916 --> 00:40:11,907
I passed the Bar in '96.
579
00:40:12,018 --> 00:40:15,475
So, technically, I'm licensed to practice law
in the State of California.
580
00:40:15,587 --> 00:40:16,644
I understand, Roger.
581
00:40:16,754 --> 00:40:19,688
Technically, you can practice law,
but you're not a practicing lawyer.
582
00:40:19,790 --> 00:40:22,280
No, I'm not,
but I'll be better than a public defender.
583
00:40:22,391 --> 00:40:25,189
What I lack in experience,
you know I'll make up for with insight.
584
00:40:25,292 --> 00:40:28,590
I know you, I know the school,
and I know these girls.
585
00:40:28,695 --> 00:40:31,128
Look at me, man, I'm your guy.
586
00:40:33,065 --> 00:40:35,259
I don't... What's the point?
587
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,768
Nobody's going to believe me.
I'm never gonna beat this.
588
00:40:38,868 --> 00:40:42,427
What kind of attitude is that?
I already have a foolproof strategy.
589
00:40:42,537 --> 00:40:46,766
I saw this in a movie once, all right?
Look, we say one of your arms is dead...
590
00:40:46,872 --> 00:40:51,206
useless. Then, at a crucial point in the trial,
I throw a jar at you...
591
00:40:51,308 --> 00:40:55,265
and you catch it with your other hand,
thus proving your innocence.
592
00:40:55,378 --> 00:40:56,968
You are an idiot.
593
00:40:58,946 --> 00:41:01,141
Which arm do we say is dead?
594
00:41:03,349 --> 00:41:05,407
Well, which hand did you grope them with?
Roger.
595
00:41:05,517 --> 00:41:07,575
Roger, let me make something clear to you,
all right?
596
00:41:07,685 --> 00:41:11,551
I didn't touch these girls. Never. Not once.
Not one of them.
597
00:41:11,654 --> 00:41:13,417
Let me make something clear to you, okay?
598
00:41:13,522 --> 00:41:15,989
If I'm gonna be your lawyer,
I don't wanna know if you did it.
599
00:41:16,091 --> 00:41:18,024
I don't care. It's irrelevant.
600
00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:20,684
Okay, but...
No, listen to me.
601
00:41:20,993 --> 00:41:25,291
I don't want to know. Got it?
602
00:41:34,134 --> 00:41:37,659
Now I'm running my fingers
along your chest.
603
00:41:37,971 --> 00:41:42,098
And my red nails
are ripping through your chest hair...
604
00:41:42,340 --> 00:41:44,705
like fire through a forest.
605
00:41:45,609 --> 00:41:47,472
What am I doing to you?
606
00:41:50,277 --> 00:41:54,211
I've got my thumb so far up your ass,
I'm bowling with your ass.
607
00:41:54,313 --> 00:41:55,905
Okay? I'm...
Hank!
608
00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:57,207
Yeah!
609
00:41:57,648 --> 00:42:01,413
Okay, so that Evers report, I think,
is due on Monday, is it not?
610
00:42:01,517 --> 00:42:03,348
Yeah...
Hank, have you seen Bobo?
611
00:42:03,453 --> 00:42:05,886
That stupid dog pissed all over my Manolos.
612
00:42:05,988 --> 00:42:08,216
Fuck Bobo, okay? Yeah, okay, and the nips?
613
00:42:08,322 --> 00:42:10,687
That shipment is coming in...
That's tomorrow, I think.
614
00:42:10,790 --> 00:42:12,416
Talking to Moishe.
615
00:42:12,858 --> 00:42:14,688
Yeah. Shalom.
616
00:42:15,293 --> 00:42:17,987
Yeah, I'll see you at the mezuzah, okay?
617
00:42:18,428 --> 00:42:19,724
Fucking Hebs, you know, I got...
618
00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:22,991
What, you can't see
that I'm working here? Hello?
619
00:42:26,799 --> 00:42:30,859
Never mind. Bobo! Fucking dog!
620
00:42:30,969 --> 00:42:32,526
Run, Bobo, run.
621
00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:40,740
Still there?
Fuck, are you kidding? I got teak.
622
00:42:57,318 --> 00:42:58,751
Knock, knock.
623
00:43:29,538 --> 00:43:31,096
You okay, Daddy?
624
00:43:34,574 --> 00:43:35,632
Yeah.
625
00:43:37,075 --> 00:43:40,043
Kimberly, you're a smart girl.
626
00:43:41,279 --> 00:43:45,373
So before you decided to do this thing
that you're doing...
627
00:43:46,315 --> 00:43:50,114
gee, I hope you thought long
and hard about it.
628
00:43:50,617 --> 00:43:54,278
I hope you thought about
what it's going to mean for Daddy.
629
00:43:55,687 --> 00:43:56,847
What are you saying?
630
00:43:56,954 --> 00:43:59,649
Well, you know,
Daddy's name isn't just his name.
631
00:43:59,756 --> 00:44:02,189
It's also a brand name...
632
00:44:02,724 --> 00:44:06,090
and people associate brand names
with certain qualities.
633
00:44:06,194 --> 00:44:09,753
For instance,
when people hear the name Walt Disney...
634
00:44:10,496 --> 00:44:12,463
they think,"family friendly"...
635
00:44:12,564 --> 00:44:15,191
even though Disney gives benefits
to faggots.
636
00:44:15,299 --> 00:44:19,666
And when they hear the name Henry Joyce,
do you know what they think of?
637
00:44:20,236 --> 00:44:23,362
What?
"Quality electronics at the lowest prices."
638
00:44:23,470 --> 00:44:25,869
And I want it to stay that way, Kimberly.
639
00:44:26,306 --> 00:44:30,741
I don't want them thinking,
"Slutty daughter, who takes it in the ass."
640
00:44:31,775 --> 00:44:34,538
So if it turns out that you were...
641
00:44:35,512 --> 00:44:37,274
somehow making all this up...
642
00:44:37,378 --> 00:44:39,607
How can you say that?
No, I'm not saying anything.
643
00:44:39,714 --> 00:44:43,205
It's just, you know how people
always want to blame the parents...
644
00:44:43,316 --> 00:44:45,215
and it just drives me fucking crazy.
645
00:44:45,317 --> 00:44:49,547
Daddy, I would never do anything
to hurt you or your reputation.
646
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:51,812
Yay, Kimberly. Good, good. That's...
647
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,978
Kimberly? Kimberly.
648
00:44:54,256 --> 00:44:56,553
Would you please take your dog for a walk?
649
00:44:56,656 --> 00:44:59,886
Are you done fucking him?
Enough of that already.
650
00:44:59,993 --> 00:45:01,584
What? I saw her.
651
00:45:01,693 --> 00:45:06,322
Her red nails were running through
his chest hair like fire through a forest.
652
00:45:07,063 --> 00:45:09,326
That's actually kind of poetic.
653
00:45:12,367 --> 00:45:13,459
Okay.
654
00:45:15,602 --> 00:45:18,092
I've said what I've had to say here.
655
00:45:18,204 --> 00:45:22,229
I just do wish you would've told me before
you went and started this thing because...
656
00:45:22,339 --> 00:45:26,172
I'm sure it will be fine,
because these things never go to trial.
657
00:45:26,276 --> 00:45:29,869
And so day one of the Roxbury
sexual assault trial is set to begin.
658
00:45:30,510 --> 00:45:33,706
Stay tuned to Team 33 News
for more updates, throughout the day.
659
00:45:33,814 --> 00:45:35,405
I'm Emily Klein.
660
00:45:36,315 --> 00:45:37,611
Okay, cut.
661
00:45:38,416 --> 00:45:40,712
This is huge.
Fucking huge.
662
00:45:40,818 --> 00:45:44,547
Can you believe this all started out
as a wimpy little special-interest feature?
663
00:45:44,653 --> 00:45:47,519
They give me fluff, and I turn it into dirt.
664
00:45:48,155 --> 00:45:51,679
You know what that is?
It's hot. It's fucking hot.
665
00:45:52,324 --> 00:45:55,315
No, it's talent. Here, wait here.
666
00:45:56,127 --> 00:46:00,255
Kimberly. Hi. Off the record...
667
00:46:02,497 --> 00:46:05,828
I just want to say
that I really admire your courage.
668
00:46:06,233 --> 00:46:07,824
Thank you, Emily.
669
00:46:09,367 --> 00:46:13,063
I'm doing this
because I feel like I have a responsibility.
670
00:46:13,170 --> 00:46:16,968
Not just to myself but to all the other girls
all around the world...
671
00:46:17,072 --> 00:46:19,062
who have been subjected to harassment.
Yes.
672
00:46:19,173 --> 00:46:22,835
Or, God forbid, outright assault
at the hands of teachers...
673
00:46:23,410 --> 00:46:26,809
and who are too scared
or ashamed to come forth.
674
00:46:29,546 --> 00:46:32,742
I'm fighting a battle
inside these walls, Emily...
675
00:46:33,082 --> 00:46:35,208
but I'm also fighting a war.
676
00:46:37,685 --> 00:46:40,278
You have such passion and conviction.
677
00:46:41,755 --> 00:46:45,019
You kind of remind me of myself
when I was your age.
678
00:46:45,556 --> 00:46:49,012
I only wish I'd had half your self-assurance.
679
00:46:50,326 --> 00:46:51,917
Thank you, Emily.
680
00:46:54,995 --> 00:46:56,689
And, off the record...
681
00:46:58,698 --> 00:47:03,099
I could never give up men.
I like cock too much.
682
00:47:05,669 --> 00:47:08,432
But sometimes I just need a woman's touch.
683
00:47:21,944 --> 00:47:23,036
Hi.
684
00:47:23,414 --> 00:47:25,744
I have no further questions, Your Honor.
685
00:47:25,847 --> 00:47:28,314
Mr. Nicholl, you may cross-examine.
686
00:47:30,650 --> 00:47:31,946
After you.
687
00:47:34,686 --> 00:47:36,051
Your Honor.
688
00:47:38,889 --> 00:47:40,652
Well, well, well.
689
00:47:42,691 --> 00:47:45,591
That's quite a story you've spun for us,
Miss Joyce.
690
00:47:45,693 --> 00:47:49,627
Very detailed, and might I say, very graphic.
691
00:47:50,862 --> 00:47:53,920
But let me ask you something,
is any of it true?
692
00:47:55,066 --> 00:47:57,363
Or is it all just a malicious fabrication...
693
00:47:57,467 --> 00:48:00,764
designed to discredit
and humiliate the man...
694
00:48:00,935 --> 00:48:04,061
that replaced you as the lead
in the school play?
695
00:48:05,172 --> 00:48:09,266
I wouldn't perjure myself, Mr. Nicholl,
not for any reason.
696
00:48:09,474 --> 00:48:11,804
I'm sure you wouldn't, Kimberly.
697
00:48:11,942 --> 00:48:16,342
But tell me, why do you think you were fired
from the role of Anne Frank?
698
00:48:18,447 --> 00:48:22,313
I suppose it was because of something
I said in the cafeteria...
699
00:48:22,414 --> 00:48:24,881
during the International Food Fair...
700
00:48:24,982 --> 00:48:28,145
which I organized to raise money
for the Drama Club, as well as...
701
00:48:28,251 --> 00:48:32,185
foster a spirit of togetherness among
the multicultural community at Roxbury.
702
00:48:32,288 --> 00:48:34,812
Would you care to recount this incident
to the court?
703
00:48:34,923 --> 00:48:36,220
Certainly.
704
00:48:37,191 --> 00:48:40,057
It was during lunch hour,
back in September.
705
00:48:40,927 --> 00:48:42,518
The Food Fair was on...
706
00:48:42,626 --> 00:48:44,752
and you and Mr. Anderson
were supervising...
707
00:48:44,862 --> 00:48:46,919
so you had to eat lunch with the students.
708
00:48:47,230 --> 00:48:49,720
You were sitting at a table in the corner...
709
00:48:49,832 --> 00:48:52,425
and Brittany and I could see you
from our table, where we sat...
710
00:48:52,533 --> 00:48:56,024
eating granola and low-fat yogurt.
Could you hear what we were saying?
711
00:48:56,335 --> 00:48:59,326
No, but you sure looked at us a lot.
712
00:49:01,004 --> 00:49:02,733
That Kimberly Joyce.
713
00:49:05,041 --> 00:49:06,530
What about her?
714
00:49:07,976 --> 00:49:11,466
She's a very good student.
She's very bright.
715
00:49:12,979 --> 00:49:14,878
You sure about that?
716
00:49:15,681 --> 00:49:19,206
Yeah, she's a fantastic actress, as well.
717
00:49:19,916 --> 00:49:22,281
Let me tell you something
about Kimberly Joyce.
718
00:49:22,385 --> 00:49:25,286
Last year, her freshman year,
she took a standard IQ test...
719
00:49:25,387 --> 00:49:28,185
obliterated all school records.
Nobody believed it.
720
00:49:28,288 --> 00:49:31,653
They figured she was cheating,
so they made her take it again.
721
00:49:31,757 --> 00:49:35,157
She scored even higher.
Made her take it a third time.
722
00:49:35,292 --> 00:49:39,225
Guess what happened on the third time?
Her test broke the computer.
723
00:49:40,229 --> 00:49:43,392
It broke... She scored that high?
No, she didn't.
724
00:49:43,797 --> 00:49:47,357
She penciled in those little circles
to spell"fuck you."
725
00:49:48,067 --> 00:49:51,296
Does that break the computer?
My point is this:
726
00:49:52,069 --> 00:49:55,299
You have brains like that,
you have the face of an angel...
727
00:49:55,406 --> 00:49:59,841
throw in a ripe little pubescent body
bursting out of that uniform...
728
00:50:01,776 --> 00:50:03,676
that spells trouble.
Okay.
729
00:50:03,777 --> 00:50:08,178
The devil wears a gray skirt, my friend,
and her name is Kimberly Joyce.
730
00:50:08,279 --> 00:50:11,179
Earlier this week, in detention...
731
00:50:12,381 --> 00:50:14,507
I could have sworn
she was coming on to me.
732
00:50:14,617 --> 00:50:16,549
Of course she was coming on to you.
733
00:50:16,650 --> 00:50:18,515
Do you want to know why
she was coming on to you?
734
00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:21,712
'Cause she knows
you can't do anything about it, that's why.
735
00:50:21,820 --> 00:50:23,481
And forget English, Math, Science.
736
00:50:23,588 --> 00:50:27,113
For them,
high school is all cock-teasing 101.
737
00:50:27,457 --> 00:50:31,257
And I got news for you.
Those two are on the honor role.
738
00:50:33,294 --> 00:50:35,455
I mean, look at them.
Look at them over there.
739
00:50:35,562 --> 00:50:37,392
Whispering. Giggling.
740
00:50:37,798 --> 00:50:40,288
You know exactly what they're saying, too.
741
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:45,094
Brittany, God, Mr. Nicholl is so sexy.
742
00:50:45,401 --> 00:50:48,164
I mean, he's got such a cute ass.
743
00:50:49,036 --> 00:50:52,436
You know, one time I saw Mr. Nicholl
when he thought I wasn't looking.
744
00:50:52,540 --> 00:50:55,940
He picked a booger out of his nose,
and then he ate it.
745
00:50:58,309 --> 00:51:01,175
You know what, Perc?
Any moment now, they're going to walk by...
746
00:51:01,278 --> 00:51:04,143
and they're going to bat their eyelashes,
and they're going to wave.
747
00:51:04,245 --> 00:51:06,371
Just the fingers, not the hand.
748
00:51:06,481 --> 00:51:10,211
And they're going to expect us
to respond like big drooling lapdogs...
749
00:51:10,317 --> 00:51:13,375
which, ordinarily, we would.
But guess what? Not today.
750
00:51:13,985 --> 00:51:16,044
Because it ends right now.
751
00:51:17,053 --> 00:51:20,022
We're going to give them
the barest of acknowledgment.
752
00:51:20,123 --> 00:51:22,488
A simple head nod, if they're lucky.
753
00:51:22,591 --> 00:51:26,491
Tonight, they're going to lie in bed,
wide awake...
754
00:51:26,593 --> 00:51:28,355
and they're going to wonder why.
755
00:51:28,462 --> 00:51:31,861
They're going to wonder,
"Where has my power gone?"
756
00:51:35,399 --> 00:51:37,889
Hi, Mr. Anderson.
Hi, Mr. Nicholl.
757
00:51:38,568 --> 00:51:40,467
Hi, girls.
Hi, girls.
758
00:51:47,706 --> 00:51:49,070
God damn it.
759
00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:50,595
Show me, where is it? Come on.
760
00:51:51,441 --> 00:51:54,033
What, do you not speak English?
Come on, show me. Where is it?
761
00:51:54,143 --> 00:51:56,508
What? Just show me where Palestine is?
762
00:51:56,611 --> 00:51:58,579
What's going on? Randa, are you okay?
763
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,476
All I'm asking is she locate Palestine
on a map. Okay?
764
00:52:01,581 --> 00:52:03,775
Come on, show me. Where is it?
I mean, where is it?
765
00:52:05,050 --> 00:52:06,108
She can't show me.
766
00:52:06,218 --> 00:52:09,617
'Cause there never has been, and there
never will be any country called Palestine.
767
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:11,652
Josh Horowitz,
I think it's really low of you...
768
00:52:11,753 --> 00:52:13,551
to bring divisive politics
into this Food Fair...
769
00:52:13,656 --> 00:52:16,122
when the purpose of it
was to foster a spirit of togetherness...
770
00:52:16,223 --> 00:52:17,952
among Roxbury's international community...
771
00:52:18,058 --> 00:52:20,026
as well as to raise money
for the Drama Club.
772
00:52:20,125 --> 00:52:22,923
Yeah? Well, forgive me,
but you were kind of tempting fate...
773
00:52:23,028 --> 00:52:25,187
by putting Israel next to Palestine.
774
00:52:25,296 --> 00:52:27,320
I mean,
what kind of fucking diplomacy is that?
775
00:52:27,430 --> 00:52:29,192
God help us if you ever become UN Leader.
776
00:52:29,298 --> 00:52:30,525
It'd be like World War III.
777
00:52:30,632 --> 00:52:34,225
I don't want to become UN Leader,
I want to become an actress, so there.
778
00:52:34,334 --> 00:52:39,235
Yeah, well, I'm sure you'll be a good one,
because right now you're acting like a bitch.
779
00:52:39,370 --> 00:52:41,633
What are you laughing at, Sudan?
780
00:52:44,106 --> 00:52:47,597
And, Josh, at least my dad
isn't a money-grubbing Jew shyster...
781
00:52:47,709 --> 00:52:49,802
who lets criminals go free.
782
00:52:55,247 --> 00:52:56,214
Oops.
783
00:52:58,049 --> 00:52:59,481
Rewind.
784
00:53:01,283 --> 00:53:04,012
It seems like you run a tight ship here.
Yes, a very tight ship.
785
00:53:04,118 --> 00:53:06,608
The parents pay handsomely.
They should expect nothing less.
786
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:09,916
Can you tell us, say, about a typical
complaint you might field from a parent?
787
00:53:10,022 --> 00:53:11,784
Complaints are few and far between
at Roxbury.
788
00:53:11,891 --> 00:53:14,483
I'm sorry, but we're going to have to end
this conversation today.
789
00:53:14,592 --> 00:53:17,458
If there's anything you need,
don't hesitate to ask. I like your suit.
790
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:19,289
Thanks again.
Cut.
791
00:53:19,394 --> 00:53:21,022
Lesbian bitch!
792
00:53:21,129 --> 00:53:23,891
I know exactly what's going on here.
They gave her a puff piece...
793
00:53:23,998 --> 00:53:27,831
she resents it, and she's digging for dirt.
God knows, she'll find it around here.
794
00:53:28,067 --> 00:53:31,035
Charles, you wanted to see me
about something?
795
00:53:33,104 --> 00:53:36,095
I want you to replace Kimberly Joyce
in the play. Find a new lead.
796
00:53:36,204 --> 00:53:39,695
I can't do that. She's the best actress
in the school. We go up in two weeks.
797
00:53:39,807 --> 00:53:40,831
Well, I'm sorry...
798
00:53:40,941 --> 00:53:42,965
but we can't have our Anne Frank
running around...
799
00:53:43,076 --> 00:53:45,805
making anti-Semitic remarks.
That's a level of irony...
800
00:53:45,912 --> 00:53:48,471
I just don't want to have happening
under this roof.
801
00:53:48,579 --> 00:53:52,309
I'm sure she didn't mean anything by it,
Charles. They're just kids, after all.
802
00:53:52,581 --> 00:53:54,445
Percy, replace her.
803
00:53:55,017 --> 00:53:57,415
Now is not the time to court controversy.
804
00:53:58,019 --> 00:54:00,316
Very well.
And another thing...
805
00:54:01,419 --> 00:54:04,217
be extra careful to behave yourself.
806
00:54:07,024 --> 00:54:10,618
What do you mean?
You know what I mean.
807
00:54:26,936 --> 00:54:31,031
We will not tolerate racial slurs at Roxbury.
808
00:54:32,072 --> 00:54:33,765
Now, you can use them at any other time...
809
00:54:33,873 --> 00:54:36,363
at home, at the mall,
at rock-'n'- roll concerts...
810
00:54:36,474 --> 00:54:39,102
but when you're under my roof
you will respect the heritage...
811
00:54:39,209 --> 00:54:42,974
of every student and faculty member.
Do I make myself clear?
812
00:54:44,046 --> 00:54:45,274
Yes, sir.
813
00:54:47,214 --> 00:54:49,943
The ironic thing is
my dad isn't even tight with money.
814
00:54:50,050 --> 00:54:52,244
I mean, he owns three sports cars,
and he just bought me...
815
00:54:52,351 --> 00:54:54,579
this rare, expensive kind of dog
that only eats tuna fish.
816
00:54:54,686 --> 00:54:56,812
Okay, Josh, you've had your say.
817
00:54:57,087 --> 00:55:00,817
Kimberly, is there anything
that you'd like to tell Mr. Horowitz?
818
00:55:03,091 --> 00:55:05,354
I don't know what came over me.
819
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:11,190
My dad is something of a racist,
and I tend to pick things up at home.
820
00:55:13,264 --> 00:55:16,061
Always starts with the parents, doesn't it?
821
00:55:16,165 --> 00:55:19,498
But still, I do think that you owe
Mr. Horowitz an apology.
822
00:55:20,969 --> 00:55:23,868
I'm sorry about what I said about your dad.
823
00:55:24,471 --> 00:55:26,961
It's okay. You were partly right.
824
00:55:27,072 --> 00:55:29,471
My dad does let criminals go free.
825
00:55:30,408 --> 00:55:32,271
He's really good at it.
826
00:55:33,776 --> 00:55:36,242
Potato latke?
Too fattening.
827
00:55:36,778 --> 00:55:37,802
They're yummy.
828
00:55:54,388 --> 00:55:57,413
Okay. Well, I'm glad
we could smooth that over.
829
00:55:58,058 --> 00:56:01,219
Why don't you two
just hurry on back to class now?
830
00:56:09,064 --> 00:56:11,497
I'm sorry, Kimberly,
my hands are tied on this one.
831
00:56:11,599 --> 00:56:14,089
No, Mr. Anderson, you can't do this.
832
00:56:14,534 --> 00:56:17,832
Playing Anne Frank means so much to me!
I know.
833
00:56:19,371 --> 00:56:22,702
You know, right before my brother Sean
left for"Operation Iraqi Freedom"...
834
00:56:22,806 --> 00:56:25,706
he gave me a present.
Do you know what it was?
835
00:56:26,274 --> 00:56:28,538
No.
The Diary of Anne Frank.
836
00:56:35,414 --> 00:56:38,577
Come on,
do you really expect me to believe that?
837
00:56:43,185 --> 00:56:45,344
I'm not going to forget this.
838
00:57:02,030 --> 00:57:04,998
You're being really cool
about this, Kimberly.
839
00:57:05,132 --> 00:57:07,224
I thought you might be mad.
840
00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:11,294
Don't be silly.
I wouldn't let a play ruin our friendship.
841
00:57:13,337 --> 00:57:14,563
I'm glad.
842
00:57:16,338 --> 00:57:18,135
Then I helped Brittany dye her hair...
843
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,764
because, as you know,
Anne Frank wasn't a blonde.
844
00:57:22,342 --> 00:57:25,071
Yes, I do know that, but thank you.
845
00:57:25,778 --> 00:57:28,768
Let me ask you something, Kimberly.
Didn't it make you angry...
846
00:57:28,879 --> 00:57:33,008
when Mr. Anderson told you
he was replacing you with Brittany Wells?
847
00:57:33,716 --> 00:57:35,149
I don't know.
848
00:57:38,353 --> 00:57:39,943
You don't know?
849
00:57:40,386 --> 00:57:44,753
Look at that, she doesn't know.
Well, thank God I know.
850
00:57:45,990 --> 00:57:48,457
Didn't you want to get back at him?
851
00:57:48,691 --> 00:57:50,056
No.
No?
852
00:57:50,893 --> 00:57:55,260
Miss Joyce, isn't it possible
that you are infatuated with Mr. Anderson?
853
00:57:55,762 --> 00:57:58,957
Isn't it possible
that you were trying to seduce him?
854
00:57:59,064 --> 00:58:02,624
And that you thought that the play
might even bring you closer to him?
855
00:58:02,734 --> 00:58:03,960
No.
856
00:58:06,234 --> 00:58:07,862
Hold that thought.
857
00:58:09,904 --> 00:58:13,395
Ladies and gentlemen,
I now present to you, Exhibit A.
858
00:58:13,639 --> 00:58:15,072
Your Honor.
859
00:58:16,507 --> 00:58:20,272
An essay, written by you, Miss Joyce,
during detention with Mr. Anderson...
860
00:58:20,378 --> 00:58:22,777
as punishment for talking during his class.
861
00:58:22,878 --> 00:58:26,142
An essay that you read out loud,
as per his request.
862
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:28,510
Isn't this correct, Miss Joyce?
863
00:58:28,614 --> 00:58:31,446
Yes, that's correct.
Yes. That's what I thought.
864
00:58:31,550 --> 00:58:35,178
Do me a favor, would you?
Read that out loud to the court.
865
00:58:37,788 --> 00:58:40,255
Okay, but I'm kind of embarrassed.
866
00:58:40,355 --> 00:58:42,789
Embarrassed? Well, well, well.
867
00:58:43,425 --> 00:58:45,823
Why are you embarrassed, Kimberly?
868
00:58:46,459 --> 00:58:50,623
I wanted to get it done quickly,
and I didn't do a very good job.
869
00:58:51,329 --> 00:58:53,819
I mean, I just, you know,
want to let the court know...
870
00:58:53,930 --> 00:58:57,888
that this essay does not necessarily reflect
my writing abilities.
871
00:58:57,999 --> 00:59:00,263
Nobody cares
about your writing abilities, Kimberly.
872
00:59:00,367 --> 00:59:02,834
Just read your essay, please. Thank you.
873
00:59:10,841 --> 00:59:13,138
"Why I deserve to be punished.
874
00:59:14,843 --> 00:59:16,572
"I have misbehaved.
875
00:59:17,178 --> 00:59:20,738
"Some adjectives that could be used
to describe my behavior...
876
00:59:20,847 --> 00:59:22,609
"include bad...
877
00:59:23,349 --> 00:59:28,011
"naughty, mischievous, nasty...
878
00:59:29,119 --> 00:59:31,211
"and downright inconsiderate.
879
00:59:31,853 --> 00:59:34,719
"I should know better than to talk in class.
880
00:59:34,855 --> 00:59:37,016
"My mother always taught me
not to talk too much...
881
00:59:37,124 --> 00:59:39,683
"and when I did, she used to spank me.
882
00:59:41,092 --> 00:59:44,788
"She'd spank me so hard that it hurt.
883
00:59:45,996 --> 00:59:48,328
"In conclusion, I have learned my lesson...
884
00:59:48,431 --> 00:59:51,331
"and I promise not to misbehave
in the future.
885
00:59:51,732 --> 00:59:53,222
"But if I do...
886
00:59:53,967 --> 00:59:56,697
"I will gladly accept any punishment...
887
00:59:57,903 --> 00:59:59,836
"you choose to hand down."
888
01:00:01,938 --> 01:00:04,371
So, that's it. I'm done. Can I go?
889
01:00:06,141 --> 01:00:07,608
Yeah.
Goodie.
890
01:00:10,077 --> 01:00:13,069
I'll take that. That stays here.
891
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:28,646
That's it, I'm done. Can I go?
892
01:00:34,958 --> 01:00:36,822
One moment, Your Honor.
893
01:00:41,028 --> 01:00:44,155
What the fuck was that supposed to prove?
It wasn't anything like that.
894
01:00:44,265 --> 01:00:47,563
I swear to God, it's all in the delivery, Roger.
895
01:00:53,136 --> 01:00:57,093
Miss Joyce, do me a favor, would you?
Would you read that again, please?
896
01:00:57,206 --> 01:00:59,400
And this time I'd love for you
to do it seductively.
897
01:00:59,506 --> 01:01:02,964
All right? Just try to make the words sexy.
898
01:01:05,845 --> 01:01:08,709
You want me to act sexy for you,
Mr. Nicholl?
899
01:01:09,313 --> 01:01:12,542
Mr. Nicholl?
Some leeway, please, Your Honor.
900
01:01:13,248 --> 01:01:14,579
Very well.
901
01:01:15,183 --> 01:01:18,708
Miss Joyce, would you please try
and do what he asks?
902
01:01:19,819 --> 01:01:21,810
Please, I appreciate that.
903
01:01:31,426 --> 01:01:34,588
Okay, look, I'm really trying,
but I don't know how to be sexy.
904
01:01:34,695 --> 01:01:37,322
I mean, I'm only 15!
It's okay, dear.
905
01:01:38,398 --> 01:01:41,695
Mr. Nicholl, if you have no more questions,
then court is adjourned...
906
01:01:41,799 --> 01:01:44,164
and we'll continue this tomorrow.
907
01:01:50,605 --> 01:01:52,538
Are you all right, dear?
908
01:02:13,052 --> 01:02:15,884
Bet you've never seen one like that before.
909
01:02:15,986 --> 01:02:19,648
Silly boy, over 60% of guys are circumcised.
910
01:02:21,122 --> 01:02:22,349
Right.
911
01:02:23,891 --> 01:02:25,883
I like it. It's cute.
912
01:02:27,694 --> 01:02:30,788
It is?
Yes, and you're cute.
913
01:02:32,196 --> 01:02:33,753
I am?
Yes.
914
01:02:35,565 --> 01:02:39,397
So did you ask him?
No.
915
01:02:40,335 --> 01:02:44,269
Josh, you said you would.
I know, I will. I just...
916
01:02:45,538 --> 01:02:48,267
It doesn't make sense to me.
I don't understand why.
917
01:02:48,373 --> 01:02:50,567
It doesn't have to make sense.
918
01:02:50,876 --> 01:02:54,741
All that matters is that I want you to.
It would make me happy.
919
01:02:55,944 --> 01:02:58,740
You want to make me happy,
don't you, Josh?
920
01:02:59,312 --> 01:03:02,006
Of course I do, you're amazing.
I know.
921
01:03:05,216 --> 01:03:07,513
Miss Azzouni, now...
922
01:03:08,584 --> 01:03:12,917
you were also present
at this detention in question, were you not?
923
01:03:13,854 --> 01:03:17,289
Yes. I finished writing my essay
before Kimberly.
924
01:03:18,157 --> 01:03:21,750
Mr. Anderson took me in the other room
to discuss it.
925
01:03:22,059 --> 01:03:24,322
I'm sorry? Another room?
926
01:03:25,695 --> 01:03:29,185
There is a small room
beside Mr. Anderson's classroom...
927
01:03:29,697 --> 01:03:31,391
separated by glass.
928
01:03:35,701 --> 01:03:39,897
Randa, I'm going to be honest with you.
This essay is unintelligible.
929
01:03:40,970 --> 01:03:42,403
You just...
930
01:03:42,605 --> 01:03:46,130
Well, you just can't write competently
in the English language.
931
01:03:47,009 --> 01:03:49,703
Now, what are we going to do about that?
932
01:03:50,710 --> 01:03:53,575
I'm going to let you in on a little secret.
933
01:03:54,179 --> 01:03:57,545
It's not fashionable to send your kids
to a place like this anymore.
934
01:03:57,649 --> 01:04:00,082
Elitism is out.
You want to be a good Hollywood liberal...
935
01:04:00,183 --> 01:04:04,447
you send your kids to a public school.
A safe public school, mind you...
936
01:04:04,552 --> 01:04:07,111
but one where they can mingle
with the common people.
937
01:04:07,221 --> 01:04:10,018
Meanwhile, this relic of an institution
grows every year...
938
01:04:10,123 --> 01:04:13,921
more and more dependent
on wealthy immigrants like yourself...
939
01:04:14,125 --> 01:04:16,854
from countries where elitism
is still very much in...
940
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:18,325
to the point where...
941
01:04:18,428 --> 01:04:21,395
there is a not-so-subtle pressure
being exerted on people like me...
942
01:04:21,496 --> 01:04:23,690
to go easy on people like you.
943
01:04:24,598 --> 01:04:28,623
Well, had you gotten virtually
any other teacher at this school...
944
01:04:29,334 --> 01:04:31,699
they'd probably turn a blind eye
to sentences like:
945
01:04:31,802 --> 01:04:34,065
"I must not speaking in class."
946
01:04:37,039 --> 01:04:39,734
Now, I know what you're thinking right now.
947
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:43,331
You're sitting there, loathing me right now,
aren't you?
948
01:04:44,076 --> 01:04:46,941
Because good grades
are very important to your parents.
949
01:04:47,045 --> 01:04:49,036
They're vitally important.
950
01:04:51,247 --> 01:04:53,714
What are we going to do about that?
951
01:04:57,885 --> 01:05:01,250
If your compositional skills don't improve
within the next year...
952
01:05:01,353 --> 01:05:03,820
I will have no trouble failing you.
953
01:05:04,388 --> 01:05:06,786
All right? Do I make myself clear?
954
01:05:08,124 --> 01:05:09,455
Look at me.
955
01:05:10,626 --> 01:05:14,651
Now, I know that there's a brain here,
underneath this piece of cloth.
956
01:05:15,095 --> 01:05:16,561
And when...
957
01:05:26,601 --> 01:05:29,068
Now, here's what we're going to do.
958
01:05:29,804 --> 01:05:33,603
And do you recall
any of the details of this discussion?
959
01:05:35,141 --> 01:05:38,109
I do not recollect the details. No.
That's okay.
960
01:05:40,611 --> 01:05:43,100
Tell me, do you remember anything...
961
01:05:43,545 --> 01:05:47,503
Mr. Anderson said to you
during that discussion, anything at all?
962
01:05:50,083 --> 01:05:54,950
Well, one thing I remember
is that he told an off-color joke.
963
01:05:57,954 --> 01:05:59,647
An off-color joke?
964
01:05:59,755 --> 01:06:04,053
Mr. Anderson told you an off-color joke.
965
01:06:05,892 --> 01:06:08,360
Could you repeat it for us, please?
966
01:06:09,528 --> 01:06:12,724
How does an Arab impregnate his wife?
How?
967
01:06:13,763 --> 01:06:18,223
She lies upon the bed,
he ejaculates upon the wall.
968
01:06:18,734 --> 01:06:22,031
And the rest of the duties
are left to the flies.
969
01:06:27,138 --> 01:06:29,697
And what happened next, Miss Azzouni?
970
01:06:30,375 --> 01:06:32,001
Then he said:
971
01:06:33,342 --> 01:06:35,674
"Now I'm going to touch you
on your boobs."
972
01:06:35,777 --> 01:06:39,336
Boobs? I would never say boobs!
I'm an English teacher.
973
01:06:40,581 --> 01:06:44,481
Breasts, I would say breasts...
Mr. Anderson, restrain yourself.
974
01:06:44,583 --> 01:06:47,277
I have no further questions, Your Honor.
975
01:06:47,585 --> 01:06:50,643
Very well, Mr. Nicholl,
you may begin your cross-examination.
976
01:06:50,754 --> 01:06:53,618
All right, okay. Thank you, Your Honor.
977
01:07:01,292 --> 01:07:04,158
Yeah. Good stuff.
978
01:07:11,465 --> 01:07:13,989
Miss Azzouni, engage me here
a little bit here, would you?
979
01:07:14,100 --> 01:07:15,795
I'm just curious.
980
01:07:16,201 --> 01:07:20,159
Which hand did Mr. Anderson
allegedly fondle you with?
981
01:07:21,571 --> 01:07:22,903
Both hands.
982
01:07:24,140 --> 01:07:25,470
Both hands?
983
01:07:31,611 --> 01:07:33,238
No more questions.
984
01:07:37,681 --> 01:07:40,274
I'm nervous about testifying tomorrow.
985
01:07:41,683 --> 01:07:44,048
I'm not very good under pressure.
986
01:07:44,719 --> 01:07:47,846
Well, all you got to do
is tell the truth, right?
987
01:07:48,454 --> 01:07:49,784
Right.
988
01:07:49,889 --> 01:07:51,719
So what's there to be nervous about?
989
01:07:51,823 --> 01:07:55,587
Kimberly and Randa,
they already did a good job on the stand.
990
01:07:56,059 --> 01:07:57,788
Especially Kimberly.
991
01:07:59,327 --> 01:08:01,055
Man, she was amazing.
992
01:08:01,162 --> 01:08:03,891
Look, I'm not Kimberly, okay?
993
01:08:05,331 --> 01:08:09,891
This whole thing is really scary for me,
with the Judge and all the lawyers.
994
01:08:10,101 --> 01:08:11,863
I'm starting to think it was a bad idea.
995
01:08:11,968 --> 01:08:13,901
What? No, hey.
996
01:08:14,771 --> 01:08:15,738
Hey, hey.
997
01:08:18,572 --> 01:08:23,167
What Mr. A did to you, to all of you,
was wrong.
998
01:08:26,878 --> 01:08:28,105
Right?
999
01:08:29,379 --> 01:08:30,812
You're right.
1000
01:08:34,316 --> 01:08:35,613
Baby?
1001
01:08:39,519 --> 01:08:40,644
Yeah?
1002
01:08:41,420 --> 01:08:44,684
Did it make you sad
when Kimberly broke up with you?
1003
01:08:45,690 --> 01:08:48,020
You mean, when I broke up with her.
1004
01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:52,320
No, when she broke up with you,
'cause you weren't ready to have sex.
1005
01:08:52,427 --> 01:08:56,361
What? No way. Is that what she told you?
1006
01:08:56,896 --> 01:08:59,226
What, that's not the way it went?
1007
01:08:59,331 --> 01:09:01,661
No, it's not even close.
1008
01:09:02,199 --> 01:09:04,689
What do you mean? What happened?
1009
01:09:06,768 --> 01:09:09,258
Well, I heard something...
1010
01:09:09,971 --> 01:09:12,370
that kind of freaked me out...
1011
01:09:13,372 --> 01:09:15,806
and to be honest with you,
it was kind of making me look bad.
1012
01:09:18,408 --> 01:09:21,171
One night, I was over at Kimberly's house...
1013
01:09:21,444 --> 01:09:26,140
and she came out of the bathroom
and started doing this nasty little dance.
1014
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:39,913
Kimberly, stop it. Kimberly.
1015
01:09:41,623 --> 01:09:44,921
What's the matter, baby?
You don't like what you see?
1016
01:09:47,627 --> 01:09:50,493
Warren Prescott told me what he did to you.
1017
01:09:54,264 --> 01:09:56,993
Are you going to believe everything
that Warren says?
1018
01:09:57,099 --> 01:09:58,588
I believe this.
1019
01:10:02,435 --> 01:10:03,629
Okay.
1020
01:10:05,638 --> 01:10:07,571
Assuming that it's true...
1021
01:10:08,639 --> 01:10:10,470
why is that a problem?
1022
01:10:11,807 --> 01:10:14,241
If you're good,
I'll let you go where Warren went.
1023
01:10:14,343 --> 01:10:16,606
No, that is not cool, Kimberly.
1024
01:10:17,211 --> 01:10:20,441
I don't take some loser's sloppy seconds,
all right?
1025
01:10:22,214 --> 01:10:25,478
And I don't want to be
with some dirty little whore.
1026
01:10:29,685 --> 01:10:31,549
What did you say to me?
1027
01:10:33,921 --> 01:10:35,355
You heard me.
1028
01:10:36,789 --> 01:10:38,086
Slut.
1029
01:10:47,630 --> 01:10:49,096
So that was it, I walked out.
1030
01:10:49,531 --> 01:10:52,624
Wow. She never told me that.
1031
01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:57,833
It doesn't matter.
Everything happens for a reason.
1032
01:10:58,469 --> 01:11:02,370
I mean, even when I was with Kimberly,
I always had a thing for you.
1033
01:11:02,940 --> 01:11:05,407
You know how I used to look at you.
1034
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:08,433
I can't help but think she knew that.
1035
01:11:10,544 --> 01:11:13,205
She's probably just really embarrassed.
1036
01:11:17,614 --> 01:11:19,047
You're right.
1037
01:11:19,815 --> 01:11:23,510
And she really is being pretty brave
about this whole thing.
1038
01:11:25,085 --> 01:11:28,417
Actually, I think
you should just follow her example.
1039
01:11:29,188 --> 01:11:31,179
You're as brave as she is.
1040
01:11:38,393 --> 01:11:41,759
Like Kimberly Joyce
and Randa Azzouni before you...
1041
01:11:42,530 --> 01:11:46,089
you have outlined a disturbing pattern...
1042
01:11:46,398 --> 01:11:50,163
of repeated sexual assault and harassment...
1043
01:11:50,335 --> 01:11:54,167
on the part of the defendant, your teacher,
Mr. Anderson.
1044
01:11:55,571 --> 01:12:00,165
Now I have to ask you,
why did you take so long to come forward?
1045
01:12:03,742 --> 01:12:05,232
We were scared.
1046
01:12:06,711 --> 01:12:08,268
We were ashamed.
1047
01:12:08,879 --> 01:12:11,847
And what finally made you
break your silence?
1048
01:12:16,083 --> 01:12:18,210
When he decided to do it
in front of everybody.
1049
01:12:18,317 --> 01:12:20,910
"Decided to do it in front of everybody."
1050
01:12:21,019 --> 01:12:25,114
Could you repeat for us the incident
that drove you over the edge?
1051
01:12:28,690 --> 01:12:32,455
It was at Drama Club,
after school on a Friday.
1052
01:12:34,995 --> 01:12:37,861
Lee Strasberg, of the famed Actors Studio...
1053
01:12:38,231 --> 01:12:41,392
used to stress the importance
of being able to perform...
1054
01:12:41,498 --> 01:12:43,522
private moments on stage.
1055
01:12:45,368 --> 01:12:49,826
Now, acting is about opening yourself up.
1056
01:12:50,504 --> 01:12:54,996
It is about freeing yourself from shame,
reticence, inhibition.
1057
01:12:56,140 --> 01:12:58,437
It's about laying yourself bare.
1058
01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:02,738
So, Brittany, I want you to show me...
1059
01:13:03,511 --> 01:13:05,240
your private moment.
1060
01:13:07,648 --> 01:13:09,877
Private moment?
Yes, private moment.
1061
01:13:09,983 --> 01:13:12,381
Something that you would do
only in complete privacy.
1062
01:13:12,484 --> 01:13:15,384
Something that no one else
would ever see you do.
1063
01:13:16,686 --> 01:13:18,085
Now, I want you to take a moment.
1064
01:13:18,188 --> 01:13:22,647
Think about what that is.
Then, when you have it, show me.
1065
01:13:30,761 --> 01:13:32,524
I don't want to do that.
1066
01:13:32,630 --> 01:13:35,927
Do you want to be Anne Frank?
Do you want to be our lead?
1067
01:13:36,398 --> 01:13:37,730
Yes, but I...
1068
01:13:37,834 --> 01:13:40,324
All right then, do it. Stop whining and do it.
1069
01:13:41,868 --> 01:13:43,926
Well, what's he doing here?
1070
01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:48,433
Roger, what are you...
1071
01:13:50,475 --> 01:13:52,601
Nobody's here, Brittany. That's the point.
1072
01:13:52,708 --> 01:13:55,732
None of us are here.
You're alone, by yourself...
1073
01:13:59,580 --> 01:14:01,637
Close your eyes. All right?
1074
01:14:02,582 --> 01:14:05,845
Lmagine yourself
in the privacy of your own room...
1075
01:14:06,851 --> 01:14:09,148
the door is locked, it's closed.
1076
01:14:09,985 --> 01:14:12,475
Windows are shut.
1077
01:14:14,222 --> 01:14:15,915
Curtains are drawn.
1078
01:14:18,256 --> 01:14:19,848
You're all alone.
1079
01:14:22,694 --> 01:14:24,160
It's just you.
1080
01:14:26,529 --> 01:14:28,120
You're all alone.
1081
01:14:32,465 --> 01:14:33,931
It's just you.
1082
01:14:53,345 --> 01:14:54,812
It's just you.
1083
01:15:17,126 --> 01:15:18,683
I can't do this.
1084
01:15:19,027 --> 01:15:20,654
No way!
Brittany! Brittany!
1085
01:15:20,828 --> 01:15:24,523
That was very good.
You know, Anne Frank had nowhere to run.
1086
01:15:25,165 --> 01:15:28,758
So you can stay here
and act like a professional...
1087
01:15:28,866 --> 01:15:31,595
or are you going to run and cry,
like a little girl?
1088
01:15:32,035 --> 01:15:34,696
I am a little girl, you fucking pervert!
1089
01:15:40,207 --> 01:15:41,400
Pervert.
1090
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:04,350
I have no more questions, Your Honor.
1091
01:16:04,455 --> 01:16:07,116
Very well. Court is adjourned till Monday.
1092
01:16:12,828 --> 01:16:15,193
Hello?
Kimberly, hi, it's Barry.
1093
01:16:15,661 --> 01:16:17,823
Hi, Barry.
I haven't seen you lately.
1094
01:16:18,930 --> 01:16:22,195
I've actually been thinking.
How can I put this tactfully?
1095
01:16:24,133 --> 01:16:26,498
Barry, I never really liked you
all that much...
1096
01:16:26,601 --> 01:16:28,898
and I think we should break up.
1097
01:16:31,472 --> 01:16:32,598
Barry?
1098
01:16:34,039 --> 01:16:36,007
It always goes down easy.
1099
01:16:36,475 --> 01:16:37,567
What?
1100
01:16:37,675 --> 01:16:40,142
That was one of the reasons
why beer is better than a woman.
1101
01:16:42,010 --> 01:16:44,136
If it's flat, you can throw it out.
1102
01:16:44,245 --> 01:16:45,711
Okay, Barry...
1103
01:16:45,812 --> 01:16:48,939
You don't have to wash it
before it tastes good.
1104
01:16:49,348 --> 01:16:50,939
I've really got to go, okay?
1105
01:16:51,050 --> 01:16:52,779
It's always wet...
Barry!
1106
01:16:53,084 --> 01:16:56,381
Are you even listening to me?
Did you hear what I said?
1107
01:16:56,487 --> 01:16:58,114
Is it another guy?
1108
01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:06,682
Yeah!
1109
01:17:20,633 --> 01:17:21,999
Oh, my God.
1110
01:17:22,903 --> 01:17:23,869
Oh, my God.
1111
01:17:25,270 --> 01:17:26,237
Oh, my God.
1112
01:17:29,739 --> 01:17:32,138
I bet you've never seen one of those, before.
1113
01:17:33,207 --> 01:17:35,573
You silly girl, I have one.
1114
01:17:36,376 --> 01:17:37,673
Oh, right.
1115
01:17:39,378 --> 01:17:41,369
I like it, it's cute.
1116
01:17:42,415 --> 01:17:45,849
Is it?
Yes, and you're cute.
1117
01:17:47,251 --> 01:17:49,013
I am?
Yes.
1118
01:17:51,286 --> 01:17:54,344
You're amazing.
I know.
1119
01:18:01,491 --> 01:18:03,720
Dad? Busy?
1120
01:18:04,027 --> 01:18:06,221
I'm always busy, Josh.
Right.
1121
01:18:07,830 --> 01:18:09,854
I was wondering
if I could ask you something.
1122
01:18:13,033 --> 01:18:15,330
Put that down, that's a memento.
1123
01:18:16,600 --> 01:18:19,363
What is it, Josh, what is it?
Sorry.
1124
01:18:19,937 --> 01:18:21,528
Look, it's just...
1125
01:18:22,672 --> 01:18:25,105
I was wondering if you
could help out Mr. Anderson.
1126
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:29,935
It's really tearing me up inside
watching him go through this trial.
1127
01:18:30,143 --> 01:18:31,507
I mean, he's such a good teacher.
1128
01:18:31,611 --> 01:18:34,101
I can't even remember
how many long sessions...
1129
01:18:34,212 --> 01:18:37,339
that he spent with me after school,
helping me...
1130
01:18:37,581 --> 01:18:38,979
with my math homework.
1131
01:18:39,081 --> 01:18:42,572
I thought Mr. Anderson
was an English and Drama teacher.
1132
01:18:43,018 --> 01:18:44,382
Yeah, but he's really good at math, too.
1133
01:18:44,485 --> 01:18:47,044
Mr. Anderson couldn't afford five minutes
of my time.
1134
01:18:47,554 --> 01:18:50,818
I know that, Dad.
But I was hoping you could do it pro boner.
1135
01:18:50,922 --> 01:18:54,322
Pro bono, Josh, Latin.
And I don't do pro bono.
1136
01:18:55,325 --> 01:18:57,451
But he's innocent, Dad,
these girls are totally lying.
1137
01:18:57,560 --> 01:18:59,289
I got a lot more important cases
on my desk...
1138
01:18:59,394 --> 01:19:01,691
than some high-school tempest in a teapot.
1139
01:19:01,795 --> 01:19:03,762
I know that, Dad, but...
1140
01:19:04,697 --> 01:19:06,687
Look, you know how
you're always apologizing to me...
1141
01:19:06,798 --> 01:19:09,357
about how your work leaves you
so little time to spend with me...
1142
01:19:09,468 --> 01:19:12,162
and watch me growing up,
and so, instead, you're always...
1143
01:19:12,269 --> 01:19:15,634
buying me these rare, expensive
kinds of dogs that only eat tuna fish?
1144
01:19:17,605 --> 01:19:20,505
Well, I think that if you did this favor
for me, Dad...
1145
01:19:20,606 --> 01:19:23,575
it'd go a long way towards
making up for that.
1146
01:19:26,777 --> 01:19:28,641
Well, I'll consider it.
1147
01:19:30,979 --> 01:19:32,105
Hey.
1148
01:19:34,682 --> 01:19:38,947
With the surprise addition of Larry Horowitz
to Percy Anderson's defense team...
1149
01:19:39,051 --> 01:19:42,178
the Roxbury sex trial
has leapt off the local pages...
1150
01:19:42,287 --> 01:19:44,880
and attained dramatic new proportions.
1151
01:19:45,088 --> 01:19:49,147
Today, the eyes of a nation,
indeed, of other nations...
1152
01:19:49,424 --> 01:19:51,721
will turn to this courthouse
in Beverly Hills...
1153
01:19:51,825 --> 01:19:55,021
where Larry Horowitz,
will make his first court appearance.
1154
01:19:55,128 --> 01:19:59,722
If one emblematic figure, above all others,
has emerged during this trial...
1155
01:20:00,298 --> 01:20:04,130
it would have to be beautiful,
young plaintiff, Kimberly Joyce.
1156
01:20:05,167 --> 01:20:08,363
As a woman,
it's difficult not to feel inspired...
1157
01:20:08,468 --> 01:20:10,731
by her marching into court each day...
1158
01:20:10,836 --> 01:20:13,133
her chin held high, her chest...
1159
01:20:14,073 --> 01:20:16,267
her chest thrust forward.
1160
01:20:17,107 --> 01:20:19,574
A steely determination in her eyes...
1161
01:20:19,810 --> 01:20:23,766
like a latter day Joan of Arc,
going off to fight in the Crusade.
1162
01:20:23,912 --> 01:20:25,844
Give me a fucking break.
1163
01:20:30,382 --> 01:20:34,477
Other beneficiaries of the intensified
media attention include me.
1164
01:20:36,152 --> 01:20:39,382
You're all so sweet.
Thank you all for your letters.
1165
01:20:39,487 --> 01:20:42,250
And now,
to answer some of your questions.
1166
01:20:42,624 --> 01:20:45,114
Francine Whitmore of Anaheim asks:
1167
01:20:45,225 --> 01:20:47,522
Is this my natural hair color?
1168
01:20:47,627 --> 01:20:51,789
Well, Francine,
a lady doesn't reveal her beauty secrets.
1169
01:20:52,730 --> 01:20:57,392
And no, James Foster of Newport Beach,
I'm technically not single.
1170
01:20:57,799 --> 01:20:59,060
But don't give up hope...
1171
01:20:59,166 --> 01:21:01,531
because you never know
what might happen in the future.
1172
01:21:05,737 --> 01:21:06,795
Shit.
1173
01:21:08,805 --> 01:21:11,671
Cut! Did you get that? Nadine!
1174
01:21:12,341 --> 01:21:15,275
Mr. Horowitz,
you may begin cross-examination.
1175
01:21:31,085 --> 01:21:32,950
So I've been thinking.
1176
01:21:34,655 --> 01:21:38,454
I've been thinking that maybe
it's about time we put a stop to him.
1177
01:21:42,860 --> 01:21:45,918
Let's begin by talking
about career aspirations.
1178
01:21:46,028 --> 01:21:48,723
Randa, as you know,
Brittany and I want to be actresses.
1179
01:21:48,829 --> 01:21:51,559
So where do you see yourself in 10 years?
1180
01:21:51,665 --> 01:21:56,066
I would like to be a doctor, because I think
it is a good thing to help society.
1181
01:21:56,468 --> 01:21:59,162
I would especially like to help the poor.
1182
01:22:00,637 --> 01:22:03,104
Okay. Randa, that's really sweet...
1183
01:22:03,338 --> 01:22:06,669
but in America, doctors don't help the poor.
1184
01:22:08,441 --> 01:22:11,932
And I hope you're not implying
that actresses don't help society...
1185
01:22:12,044 --> 01:22:13,806
because they often attend charity events...
1186
01:22:13,912 --> 01:22:17,312
and, you know, appear in films
that have important social messages.
1187
01:22:18,381 --> 01:22:21,246
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
It's okay.
1188
01:22:21,750 --> 01:22:25,979
I just hope that me and Brittany
can persuade you to change your mind.
1189
01:22:26,119 --> 01:22:29,110
Being a doctor
requires an awful lot of schooling...
1190
01:22:29,221 --> 01:22:31,551
whereas the wonderful thing
about being an actress is...
1191
01:22:31,656 --> 01:22:33,145
you don't have to study at all.
1192
01:22:33,591 --> 01:22:36,285
All it takes is talent, determination...
1193
01:22:37,226 --> 01:22:40,217
and sleeping with some people
who you otherwise wouldn't.
1194
01:22:40,561 --> 01:22:42,426
And the edge.
Yes.
1195
01:22:43,964 --> 01:22:46,726
Brittany and I often talk about the edge.
1196
01:22:47,632 --> 01:22:51,122
See, unfortunately, we're not
the only aspiring actresses in this town.
1197
01:22:51,234 --> 01:22:56,100
It's filled to the brim with competition,
most of whom are equally talented...
1198
01:22:56,404 --> 01:22:59,929
and equally as beautiful,
and equally as promiscuous.
1199
01:23:01,040 --> 01:23:03,735
So you need something
to separate yourself from the pack.
1200
01:23:04,642 --> 01:23:06,269
You need the edge.
1201
01:23:08,010 --> 01:23:10,035
This leads us to Mr. Anderson.
1202
01:23:10,146 --> 01:23:11,612
It does?
Yes.
1203
01:23:13,380 --> 01:23:16,405
Randa, what's the greatest thing
about this country?
1204
01:23:16,516 --> 01:23:18,209
Sylvester Stallone?
1205
01:23:19,017 --> 01:23:22,350
No. The greatest thing
about this country is freedom.
1206
01:23:23,821 --> 01:23:27,483
And one of those freedoms
is that anybody can sue anybody...
1207
01:23:27,590 --> 01:23:29,648
at any time, over anything.
1208
01:23:30,725 --> 01:23:34,319
And even if your case
is completely unfounded and you lose...
1209
01:23:34,427 --> 01:23:37,657
you can still tarnish
someone's reputation forever.
1210
01:23:37,763 --> 01:23:39,958
You want to sue Mr. Anderson?
1211
01:23:41,397 --> 01:23:43,126
The timing's perfect.
1212
01:23:43,232 --> 01:23:46,565
That lesbian reporter's roaming
the hallowed halls of Roxbury.
1213
01:23:47,202 --> 01:23:48,759
What if something explosive happened...
1214
01:23:48,869 --> 01:23:51,838
during what was supposed
to be an innocuous little puff piece?
1215
01:23:52,971 --> 01:23:56,565
Something like sexual assault charges?
1216
01:23:58,608 --> 01:24:00,269
Do you suppose that the main players...
1217
01:24:00,377 --> 01:24:03,867
might be subject to an enormous amount
of media exposure?
1218
01:24:04,646 --> 01:24:08,410
Do you suppose that it might jump start
their acting careers?
1219
01:24:11,349 --> 01:24:13,816
Okay, what's the worst-case scenario?
1220
01:24:13,917 --> 01:24:16,612
We lose the case, we still get famous...
1221
01:24:16,919 --> 01:24:20,252
and Mr. Anderson has to live
with the stigma for the rest of his life.
1222
01:24:21,088 --> 01:24:22,851
The rest of his life?
1223
01:24:24,090 --> 01:24:26,387
Brittany, don't pussy out on me.
1224
01:24:26,859 --> 01:24:28,826
Look, he's failing Randa.
1225
01:24:28,926 --> 01:24:29,894
He canned me from the play.
1226
01:24:32,263 --> 01:24:34,628
We all know what he did to you.
1227
01:24:35,631 --> 01:24:37,928
You said you wanted to burn him.
1228
01:24:38,132 --> 01:24:41,124
And the way I see it,
he's already doused himself in gasoline.
1229
01:24:41,868 --> 01:24:44,358
All we have to do is strike a match.
1230
01:24:45,271 --> 01:24:47,328
Will Mr. Anderson be fired?
1231
01:24:48,539 --> 01:24:50,403
In all likelihood, yes.
1232
01:24:52,742 --> 01:24:55,265
Then I am in.
Bonus.
1233
01:24:58,912 --> 01:25:01,709
Would we have to, like, testify?
1234
01:25:02,213 --> 01:25:05,182
Probably not. These things never go to trial.
1235
01:25:06,416 --> 01:25:09,214
'Cause you know I'm no good
under pressure.
1236
01:25:13,787 --> 01:25:16,756
Mr. Horowitz,
you may begin cross-examination.
1237
01:25:29,430 --> 01:25:30,453
Miss Wells...
1238
01:25:30,564 --> 01:25:33,828
Okay! It's all a lie, every word is a lie!
But it was Kimberly's idea!
1239
01:25:33,966 --> 01:25:36,957
We were just mad at Mr. Anderson.
We wanted to get back at him!
1240
01:25:40,870 --> 01:25:41,927
Oops.
1241
01:25:46,708 --> 01:25:47,867
Rewind?
1242
01:25:54,612 --> 01:25:55,908
Cocktails.
1243
01:26:22,763 --> 01:26:27,028
You lying, backstabbing,
two-faced little cunt!
1244
01:26:27,332 --> 01:26:28,628
Hi, Emily.
1245
01:26:28,799 --> 01:26:30,823
Do you have any idea what you've done?
1246
01:26:31,201 --> 01:26:33,293
Do you have any idea how many victims...
1247
01:26:33,402 --> 01:26:35,303
how many real victims
of sexual harassment...
1248
01:26:35,403 --> 01:26:37,871
have just lost all credibility
in the public eye?
1249
01:26:38,472 --> 01:26:41,133
How many are going to be afraid
to come forward now?
1250
01:26:41,240 --> 01:26:43,231
How many are going to continue
to suffer in silence...
1251
01:26:43,341 --> 01:26:45,969
all because of this asinine little stunt
you've pulled?
1252
01:26:46,877 --> 01:26:48,537
I don't know, Emily. How many?
1253
01:26:49,612 --> 01:26:51,442
I'm going to bury you.
1254
01:26:52,147 --> 01:26:53,705
I beg to differ.
1255
01:26:54,982 --> 01:26:57,006
While all the other little pundits
with microphones...
1256
01:26:57,117 --> 01:26:59,550
are going to be clamoring
for my head on a stick...
1257
01:27:01,219 --> 01:27:04,084
the most popular
and influential reporter in town...
1258
01:27:04,221 --> 01:27:06,780
is going to be marching
to quite the different drum.
1259
01:27:08,189 --> 01:27:10,623
You are going to be my lone champion...
1260
01:27:10,724 --> 01:27:14,420
my staunch defender,
my dyke in shining armor.
1261
01:27:15,294 --> 01:27:17,158
And why would I want to do that?
1262
01:27:17,263 --> 01:27:19,559
Because if you don't,
I'll go right to your news director...
1263
01:27:19,663 --> 01:27:22,028
and tell him exactly
where his favorite little bloodhound...
1264
01:27:22,132 --> 01:27:24,065
had been digging for milk bones.
1265
01:27:24,167 --> 01:27:26,600
As far as lapses in journalistic integrity go...
1266
01:27:27,034 --> 01:27:31,230
I'd say that munching underage rug
is way the hell up there.
1267
01:27:31,338 --> 01:27:32,566
Wouldn't you?
1268
01:27:34,305 --> 01:27:37,796
Like he's going to believe you.
Everyone knows you're a liar now.
1269
01:27:38,175 --> 01:27:39,608
I have proof.
1270
01:27:43,612 --> 01:27:46,205
What did you do? Did you videotape us?
1271
01:28:00,189 --> 01:28:02,712
Do you know I thought
that you were like I was in high school?
1272
01:28:02,824 --> 01:28:06,588
A loner, smarter than everyone else,
just misunderstood. But you're not.
1273
01:28:07,425 --> 01:28:09,393
My God,
you're just another one of the mean ones...
1274
01:28:09,494 --> 01:28:11,961
who called me names,
who made my life miserable.
1275
01:28:12,061 --> 01:28:14,654
My God, you're just another one of those.
1276
01:28:14,764 --> 01:28:16,923
Okay, Emily, listen carefully.
1277
01:28:19,267 --> 01:28:21,734
That is the sound of me not caring.
1278
01:28:21,935 --> 01:28:23,299
I gotta go.
1279
01:28:23,969 --> 01:28:26,663
You used me.
Ditto, sister.
1280
01:28:27,238 --> 01:28:30,762
Have you looked at yourself
in the mirror lately? My God.
1281
01:28:42,614 --> 01:28:45,308
You have brought shame upon this family.
1282
01:28:46,716 --> 01:28:49,012
So much shame, I cannot express.
1283
01:28:51,185 --> 01:28:53,015
In part, I blame this country.
1284
01:28:53,120 --> 01:28:56,987
Its influence. Its moral decay.
1285
01:28:59,357 --> 01:29:01,949
Perhaps it was a mistake to come here.
1286
01:29:03,593 --> 01:29:06,618
But you should have enough strength
to resist.
1287
01:29:06,829 --> 01:29:08,819
That's how we raised you.
1288
01:29:10,031 --> 01:29:12,498
Look at me when I'm talking to you!
1289
01:29:13,432 --> 01:29:16,195
You should have
more than enough strength!
1290
01:29:17,769 --> 01:29:20,634
Today is as if I have no daughter!
1291
01:29:21,904 --> 01:29:23,062
Get up!
1292
01:29:32,411 --> 01:29:34,572
The disgraced students
arrived at school today...
1293
01:29:34,680 --> 01:29:36,943
after the end of classes
to collect their belongings.
1294
01:29:37,048 --> 01:29:39,378
The three girls
have been suspended indefinitely...
1295
01:29:39,481 --> 01:29:42,004
while the school decides
on disciplinary action.
1296
01:29:42,116 --> 01:29:43,673
The DA's office revealed yesterday...
1297
01:29:43,784 --> 01:29:46,947
that all charges against Percy Anderson
have been dropped.
1298
01:29:47,820 --> 01:29:49,788
I can't believe you lied.
1299
01:29:50,223 --> 01:29:52,349
Troy...
Don't touch me!
1300
01:29:54,357 --> 01:29:57,349
I cannot believe
you were up there in court...
1301
01:29:57,459 --> 01:30:00,858
saying all those disgusting things
about Mr. Anderson.
1302
01:30:01,127 --> 01:30:03,959
I can't believe you made all that up.
What kind of person are you?
1303
01:30:04,064 --> 01:30:06,223
But the thing in Drama, that was true.
You were there.
1304
01:30:06,332 --> 01:30:09,789
My God, Brittany, he was trying to help you.
1305
01:30:11,467 --> 01:30:14,128
You just throw it back in his face.
1306
01:30:14,437 --> 01:30:16,427
Troy, please don't be mad.
1307
01:30:16,872 --> 01:30:21,534
Mad? I don't want to look at you anymore.
1308
01:30:23,574 --> 01:30:25,064
You disgust me.
1309
01:30:26,277 --> 01:30:29,403
You know,
I thought you were different, Brittany.
1310
01:30:30,913 --> 01:30:32,403
But you're not.
1311
01:30:35,183 --> 01:30:36,649
We're through.
1312
01:31:05,934 --> 01:31:07,526
Does it feel bad?
1313
01:31:10,637 --> 01:31:13,606
Like a hundred little cuts
all over your body?
1314
01:31:17,241 --> 01:31:19,298
You wanna just crawl in the dirt
and stay there...
1315
01:31:19,409 --> 01:31:21,069
where no one can see, don't you?
1316
01:31:25,146 --> 01:31:29,604
Look on the bright side, Brittany.
As an actress...
1317
01:31:31,448 --> 01:31:33,814
whenever you need to feel pain...
1318
01:31:35,152 --> 01:31:37,517
you can look back on this moment.
1319
01:31:40,388 --> 01:31:42,855
You can bottle it up and keep it forever.
1320
01:31:57,932 --> 01:31:59,160
Hurry up.
1321
01:31:59,400 --> 01:32:02,459
Whoa, you have any metal on you?
Jewelry, earrings, anything like that?
1322
01:32:02,569 --> 01:32:05,730
See, there you go.
Every day we go through this.
1323
01:32:07,572 --> 01:32:09,697
All right, you sure you got everything now?
1324
01:32:09,806 --> 01:32:12,467
Everything. All right, go ahead.
Try it one more time.
1325
01:32:16,176 --> 01:32:17,734
Okay. All right.
1326
01:32:18,478 --> 01:32:21,503
I'm going to have to ask you
to remove your...
1327
01:32:21,613 --> 01:32:24,137
Is there a problem here?
This is part of our religion.
1328
01:32:24,248 --> 01:32:26,272
Yeah, I understand it's religious,
but the machine...
1329
01:32:26,382 --> 01:32:29,043
Sir, I don't care about your machine.
She is here to get her books.
1330
01:32:29,151 --> 01:32:31,345
Okay, fine, go. You two, stay. Go.
1331
01:32:34,855 --> 01:32:37,220
Just trying to doing my job, sir.
I understand.
1332
01:32:37,324 --> 01:32:38,482
All right.
I know that.
1333
01:34:33,526 --> 01:34:35,516
Will you shut the fuck up?
1334
01:34:36,194 --> 01:34:38,458
Enough already! Come on!
1335
01:34:39,930 --> 01:34:41,123
Fuck me!
1336
01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:45,626
Will you stop it!
1337
01:34:48,902 --> 01:34:51,927
Bobo, come here.
Where's the fucking dog? Hey!
1338
01:34:52,472 --> 01:34:54,439
Shit! Bobo!
1339
01:34:55,773 --> 01:34:56,797
Hey!
1340
01:34:59,376 --> 01:35:02,401
Hello? I'm trying to think in here.
1341
01:35:04,212 --> 01:35:05,905
I'm trying to do a little work in here!
1342
01:35:06,013 --> 01:35:08,981
Hello? Does anybody think about me?
1343
01:35:10,348 --> 01:35:13,783
Enough already
with the Ludwig-van-fucking-Mozart crap!
1344
01:35:14,251 --> 01:35:16,048
Can't you hear me thinking there?
1345
01:35:16,152 --> 01:35:19,485
I got a job to do! I've got work to do!
Stop it.
1346
01:35:19,921 --> 01:35:21,478
Stop!
1347
01:35:21,989 --> 01:35:24,456
Fuck me in the ass. I'm trying to work!
1348
01:35:24,557 --> 01:35:27,024
Do you not pay attention
to anything but yourself?
1349
01:35:27,626 --> 01:35:29,787
She shouldn't have done that.
1350
01:35:29,961 --> 01:35:30,984
Who?
1351
01:35:32,362 --> 01:35:33,919
The diaper head.
1352
01:35:34,430 --> 01:35:37,364
Maybe somebody should have given
just a little bit more thought...
1353
01:35:37,465 --> 01:35:39,728
to the consequences of their action.
1354
01:35:39,833 --> 01:35:42,766
Have you any idea,
this little charade you cooked up...
1355
01:35:42,868 --> 01:35:44,699
how it's made me look, huh?
1356
01:35:46,504 --> 01:35:49,939
I'm sorry about your business, Daddy.
Thank you. I feel so much better.
1357
01:35:50,339 --> 01:35:53,204
But I bet you have a lot more
free time now, right?
1358
01:35:53,474 --> 01:35:54,806
Free time?
1359
01:35:55,309 --> 01:35:58,869
She thinks I'm gonna spend the free time
with her. Can you fucking imagine?
1360
01:35:58,978 --> 01:36:03,436
Why would I want to spend any more time
than I have to with a manipulative...
1361
01:36:03,548 --> 01:36:06,879
little twat, like you! You crazy?
1362
01:36:07,617 --> 01:36:10,016
You got a fuzzy little brain in your head,
explain it to her.
1363
01:36:10,118 --> 01:36:11,607
Why would I want to do that?
1364
01:36:19,257 --> 01:36:21,416
You know, there was a time...
1365
01:36:22,758 --> 01:36:25,659
when I actually thought I could protect you.
1366
01:36:27,929 --> 01:36:29,556
It just seems so long ago.
1367
01:36:32,365 --> 01:36:35,389
Well, fuck me, cocksuckers,
I'm through with that now.
1368
01:36:35,499 --> 01:36:36,660
Okay? It's over.
1369
01:36:36,768 --> 01:36:39,668
You can do whatever you want. I don't care!
1370
01:36:40,003 --> 01:36:42,470
You want to join a rock band, fine.
Go ahead.
1371
01:36:42,572 --> 01:36:45,232
Become a hooker, get pregnant,
do drugs, here.
1372
01:36:45,339 --> 01:36:47,364
Here's a little something to get you started.
1373
01:36:47,475 --> 01:36:51,569
Come on, you are such a good little man,
I'm going to treat your fuzzy little nose.
1374
01:36:51,677 --> 01:36:55,371
And you are just like your fucking mother,
a cunt.
1375
01:36:55,712 --> 01:36:56,906
Come on.
1376
01:36:58,080 --> 01:37:00,604
I don't even like this kind, you asshole!
1377
01:37:00,715 --> 01:37:02,876
Then shove them up your ass!
1378
01:37:03,851 --> 01:37:05,943
Bobo, come on with Daddy.
1379
01:37:10,255 --> 01:37:11,745
Come on, Bobo.
1380
01:37:29,634 --> 01:37:33,032
I just think it's horrible
what they put that poor man through.
1381
01:37:33,135 --> 01:37:35,694
You have to wonder what kind of homes
these girls are coming from.
1382
01:37:35,803 --> 01:37:38,896
I mean, what kind of parents could raise
such horrible little monsters?
1383
01:37:39,006 --> 01:37:42,133
Who knows where she got the gun?
I mean, accessibility to firearms...
1384
01:37:42,241 --> 01:37:45,504
is one of the main problems
facing the youth of society today.
1385
01:37:45,876 --> 01:37:47,366
Hold on, I got a call.
1386
01:37:47,478 --> 01:37:50,070
So you'll forgive me, loyal viewers,
if I don't clap my hands...
1387
01:37:50,178 --> 01:37:53,043
and join in on another round
of"blame the victim."
1388
01:37:53,147 --> 01:37:56,139
To my eyes,
Kimberly Joyce will always be innocent...
1389
01:37:56,249 --> 01:37:59,911
and more than that, she will be
an American heroine. The blood...
1390
01:38:00,019 --> 01:38:02,043
Kimberly Joyce tried out for Marie-France,
didn't she?
1391
01:38:02,153 --> 01:38:04,485
Yeah.
And why didn't we pick her again?
1392
01:38:04,588 --> 01:38:06,782
Didn't stand out.
1393
01:38:06,956 --> 01:38:09,947
Is it too late to re-cast that role?
It's never too late.
1394
01:38:10,057 --> 01:38:13,025
Lisa, I need you to find Kimberly Joyce.
1395
01:38:38,841 --> 01:38:40,307
Girlfriend.
1396
01:38:41,143 --> 01:38:43,702
Hey. Kathy let me in.
1397
01:38:47,113 --> 01:38:50,445
I'm sorry I haven't called in ages.
I've just been really busy.
1398
01:38:52,716 --> 01:38:55,308
Did I tell you I'm moving to my mom's?
1399
01:38:57,652 --> 01:38:59,917
I was talking to Josh Horowitz.
1400
01:39:02,022 --> 01:39:03,079
Yeah?
1401
01:39:05,558 --> 01:39:07,615
He told me something.
1402
01:39:08,826 --> 01:39:12,192
I've been trying to wrap my head around
what it means, but I can't.
1403
01:39:14,564 --> 01:39:16,621
What did he tell you, Brit?
1404
01:39:18,666 --> 01:39:22,691
He said you asked him to ask his father
to represent Mr. Anderson.
1405
01:39:26,037 --> 01:39:27,798
And if that's true...
1406
01:39:27,904 --> 01:39:31,532
the only thing it could possibly mean
is that you wanted me to confess.
1407
01:39:34,108 --> 01:39:36,302
So I was trying to think, why?
1408
01:39:38,811 --> 01:39:41,005
But I couldn't find an answer.
1409
01:39:43,781 --> 01:39:46,749
Well, maybe you should think a little harder.
1410
01:39:51,352 --> 01:39:54,013
Was all this really just to get famous?
1411
01:39:54,554 --> 01:39:57,716
To get your face on TV?
To be on that stupid show?
1412
01:39:58,957 --> 01:40:00,115
Partly.
1413
01:40:00,557 --> 01:40:02,388
Because you're the only one
who got famous.
1414
01:40:02,492 --> 01:40:05,459
Kimberly, everyone's already
forgotten about me.
1415
01:40:05,827 --> 01:40:07,557
Don't sweat it, hon.
1416
01:40:08,596 --> 01:40:10,222
Fame is overrated.
1417
01:40:11,130 --> 01:40:13,188
It's so fleeting, you know?
1418
01:40:15,534 --> 01:40:18,331
Heartbreak, on the other hand...
1419
01:40:21,036 --> 01:40:23,004
Heartbreak lasts forever.
1420
01:40:29,875 --> 01:40:31,206
Oh, my God.
1421
01:40:33,777 --> 01:40:34,835
Troy?
1422
01:40:37,713 --> 01:40:40,237
You're not his perfect little angel anymore,
are you?
1423
01:40:41,116 --> 01:40:42,275
Oh, no.
1424
01:40:44,485 --> 01:40:47,112
Now, you're a dirty little whore...
1425
01:40:49,354 --> 01:40:50,786
just like me.
1426
01:40:52,556 --> 01:40:54,319
I've turned you into me.
1427
01:40:59,127 --> 01:41:01,059
You mean, all of this...
1428
01:41:03,161 --> 01:41:05,458
Everything was about a boy?
1429
01:41:06,797 --> 01:41:08,855
Not very original, granted.
1430
01:41:10,165 --> 01:41:13,691
But you know that green-eyed monster
can be a real bitch.
1431
01:41:20,339 --> 01:41:23,136
You never wanted to be Anne Frank,
did you?
1432
01:41:23,408 --> 01:41:24,738
Oh, yes, I did.
1433
01:41:25,808 --> 01:41:29,141
And then I wanted to get fired,
establish a motive...
1434
01:41:30,145 --> 01:41:33,739
make everybody think
I had something against Mr. Anderson.
1435
01:41:34,048 --> 01:41:36,174
Then a little accidental racial slur...
1436
01:41:36,282 --> 01:41:38,772
and everything fell into place.
1437
01:41:40,952 --> 01:41:42,680
I mean, my God, Brittany...
1438
01:41:43,520 --> 01:41:46,977
it's like the whole world is this orchestra,
and I'm the conductor.
1439
01:41:51,358 --> 01:41:54,451
I thought you were my friend.
I was.
1440
01:41:57,862 --> 01:42:00,159
But you stole my boyfriend, Brittany.
1441
01:42:03,966 --> 01:42:06,058
But, Kimberly, Randa...
1442
01:42:07,201 --> 01:42:09,258
Randa died because of this!
1443
01:42:13,838 --> 01:42:15,997
Every war has its casualties.
1444
01:42:18,474 --> 01:42:20,202
Just ask my brother.
1445
01:42:20,642 --> 01:42:21,972
Oh, my God.
1446
01:42:24,178 --> 01:42:25,940
You're a fucking psycho.
1447
01:42:32,116 --> 01:42:34,310
Some things I borrowed from you.
1448
01:42:34,419 --> 01:42:37,387
I never want to speak to you
or see you again.
1449
01:42:37,852 --> 01:42:39,342
You psycho!
1450
01:42:57,764 --> 01:43:00,459
Cody, you are almost as funny
as Jerry Lewis.
1451
01:43:00,801 --> 01:43:01,995
Really?
1452
01:43:03,301 --> 01:43:05,029
That's sweet, man.
1453
01:43:05,469 --> 01:43:08,927
I feel like I'm going to cry more
than my mom at the end of Beaches.
1454
01:43:09,038 --> 01:43:11,870
Yeah, laugh it up. Go time.
1455
01:43:22,113 --> 01:43:24,512
Just like shooting the ducks in a carnival,
you know?
1456
01:43:26,083 --> 01:43:28,312
They go by in a line, one at a time...
1457
01:43:29,018 --> 01:43:31,008
and you've got your little rifle.
1458
01:43:33,921 --> 01:43:35,387
Bam! Bam! Bam!
1459
01:43:49,297 --> 01:43:51,287
Surely, you must have something to say?
1460
01:43:52,466 --> 01:43:56,628
My family came here for American dream.
We only found nightmare.
1461
01:43:56,735 --> 01:44:00,067
What do you have to say?
You killed Kenny. You bastard!
1462
01:44:00,303 --> 01:44:02,736
Well, I guess you can light
a fart on fire, huh?
1463
01:44:02,838 --> 01:44:04,271
But I have nothing for you.
1464
01:44:04,373 --> 01:44:07,535
It's cool, don't worry about it.
1465
01:44:10,843 --> 01:44:13,538
Wait a moment, maybe I do.
Oh, my God.
1466
01:42:24,178 --> 01:42:25,940
You're a fucking psycho.
1467
01:42:32,116 --> 01:42:34,310
Some things I borrowed from you.
1468
01:42:34,419 --> 01:42:37,387
I never want to speak to you
or see you again.
1469
01:42:37,852 --> 01:42:39,342
You psycho!
1470
01:42:57,764 --> 01:43:00,459
Cody, you are almost as funny
as Jerry Lewis.
1471
01:43:00,801 --> 01:43:01,995
Really?
1472
01:43:03,301 --> 01:43:05,029
That's sweet, man.
1473
01:43:05,469 --> 01:43:08,927
I feel like I'm going to cry more
than my mom at the end of Beaches.
1474
01:43:09,038 --> 01:43:11,870
Yeah, laugh it up. Go time.
1475
01:43:22,113 --> 01:43:24,512
Just like shooting the ducks in a carnival,
you know?
1476
01:43:26,083 --> 01:43:28,312
They go by in a line, one at a time...
1477
01:43:29,018 --> 01:43:31,008
and you've got your little rifle.
1478
01:43:33,921 --> 01:43:35,387
Bam! Bam! Bam!
1479
01:43:49,297 --> 01:43:51,287
Surely, you must have something to say?
1480
01:43:52,466 --> 01:43:56,628
My family came here for American dream.
We only found nightmare.
1481
01:43:56,735 --> 01:44:00,067
What do you have to say?
You killed Kenny. You bastard!
1482
01:44:00,303 --> 01:44:02,736
Well, I guess you can light
a fart on fire, huh?
1483
01:44:02,838 --> 01:44:04,271
But I have nothing for you.
1484
01:44:04,373 --> 01:44:07,535
It's cool, don't worry about it.
1485
01:44:10,843 --> 01:44:13,538
Wait a moment, maybe I do.121453
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