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♪ HERE'S THE STORY ♪
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♪ OF A LOVELY LADY ♪
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♪ WHO WAS BRINGING UP
THREE VERY LOVELY GIRLS ♪
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♪ ALL OF THEM HAD HAIR OF GOLD ♪
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♪ LIKE THEIR MOTHER ♪
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♪ THE YOUNGEST ONE IN CURLS ♪
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♪ IT'S THE STORY OF
A MAN NAMED BRADY ♪
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♪ WHO WAS BUSY WITH
THREE BOYS OF HIS OWN ♪
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♪ THEY WERE FOUR MEN
LIVING ALL TOGETHER ♪
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♪ YET THEY WERE ALL ALONE ♪
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♪ TILL THE ONE DAY WHEN
THE LADY MET THIS FELLOW ♪
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♪ AND THEY KNEW THAT IT WAS
MUCH MORE THAN A HUNCH ♪
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♪ THAT THIS GROUP MUST
SOMEHOW FORM A FAMILY ♪
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♪ THAT'S THE WAY WE ALL
BECAME THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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♪ THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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♪ THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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♪ THAT'S THE WAY WE
BECAME THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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[chuckling]
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[doorbell rings]
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I'LL GET IT, BOYS.
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MRS. BRADY? YES?
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FRED SANDERS, SPECIAL AGENT,
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION.
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(Carol) THE F.B.I.? YES, MA'AM.
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IS MR. BRADY AT HOME?
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WELL, YES, HE IS.
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UH, STEP IN, PLEASE.
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RIGHT THIS WAY.
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OH, UH, THIS IS MY SON, BOBBY
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AND MY NEPHEW, OLIVER.
THIS IS MR. SANDERS. HI.
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ARE YOU REALLY AN F.B.I. AGENT?
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THAT'S RIGHT, SON.
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WELL, WHO'S IN TROUBLE?
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OH, NOBODY'S IN
TROUBLE, YOUNG MAN.
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UH, I THINK MY HUSBAND'S
IN THE DEN. THIS WAY.
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WOW, THE F.B.I.! RIGHT
HERE IN OUR HOUSE!
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I WONDER WHAT IN THE WORLD
HE WANTS TO SEE MY DAD FOR.
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WELL, IF YOUR DAD'S
INVOLVED WITH THE F.B.I,
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IT'S GOT TO BE
SOMETHING REALLY BIG.
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SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, MR. BRADY,
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BUT I HAVE TO CLEAR UP A
COUPLE OF MINOR POINTS
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ON THE FORM YOU FILLED OUT
FOR YOUR SECURITY CLEARANCE.
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OH, I SEE. SECURITY CLEARANCE?
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RELAX, HONEY. WE'RE
DESIGNING A BUILDING
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FOR A CLASSIFIED
GOVERNMENT PROJECT,
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AND I HAVE TO BE CLEARED BY THE
AGENCY INVOLVED BEFORE I CAN WORK ON IT.
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IT'S JUST ROUTINE, MRS.
BRADY. THE LAW REQUIRES IT.
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AW, SHUCKS.
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I WAS HOPING MIKE WAS
AN INTERNATIONAL SPY.
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[all laughing]
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THANKS FOR YOUR
COOPERATION, MR. BRADY.
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OH, HAPPY TO BE OF
SERVICE, MR. SANDERS.
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AND NICE MEETING YOU, MRS.
BRADY. THANK YOU. YOU, TOO.
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BYE-BYE.
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WELL.
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HONEY, WHAT IS IT ABOUT
THOSE 3 LETTERS, F-B-I,
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THAT ALWAYS MAKE ME NERVOUS?
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OBVIOUSLY, IT'S A
GUILTY CONSCIENCE.
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WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT
YOUR SORDID PAST?
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[laughing] I DO NOT.
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WHAT'S UP, DAD? (Mike) HUH?
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ARE YOU WORKING WITH
THE F.B.I., UNCLE MIKE?
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OH, HOLD IT, YOU TWO. NO,
I'M NOT WORKING FOR THE F.B.I.
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SO DON'T LET YOUR IMAGINATIONS
RUN AWAY WITH YOU, HUH?
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WELL THEN, WHY WAS
THAT F.B.I. AGENT HERE?
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BOB, IT WAS JUST A ROUTINE
VISIT ON A ROUTINE MATTER
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ON A ROUTINE JOB I'M
DOING FOR THE GOVERNMENT.
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RIGHT. AND HE JUST WANTED TO ASK
YOUR FATHER SOME ROUTINE QUESTIONS.
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ABOUT WHAT? ROUTINE SPIES?
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SORRY, BOYS, NO SPIES.
JUST A SECURITY CLEARANCE.
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(Bobby) SECURITY CLEARANCE?
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WOW!
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NO, NO. THERE'S NO
"WOW" ABOUT IT, NOW.
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IT'S NOTHING. SO JUST
FORGET ABOUT IT. OK?
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YOU KNOW WHY HE
WANTS US TO FORGET IT?
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NO. WHY?
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BECAUSE IT MUST BE
A SECRET F.B.I. THING.
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WELL, HAVE YOU BEEN
PRACTICING? YEAH.
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HERE COMES GREG AND PETER.
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KEEP IT COOL ABOUT
THE F.B.I., HUH?
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HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO
PLAY BASKETBALL? NO, THANKS.
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WE'VE GOT MORE
IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.
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LIKE WHAT?
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NOTHING.
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IF IT'S NOTHIN', HOW
CAN IT BE IMPORTANT?
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LET'S GO, OLIVER.
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HEY, COME ON. YOU OPENED
THE CAN, NOW SPILL THE BEANS.
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WE CAN'T 'CAUSE
IT'S A BIG SECRET.
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OLIVER, I TOLD YOU
TO PLAY IT COOL.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I DIDN'T
SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE F.B.I. MAN
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COMIN' OVER HERE TO SEE US.
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AN F.B.I. MAN WAS
HERE? IN THIS HOUSE?
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COME ON, YOU TWO,
QUIT STALLIN'. SPILL IT.
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OK, BUT YOU'LL HAVE
TO KEEP IT TOP SECRET.
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EVEN UNCLE MIKE AND AUNT CAROL ARE
TRYING TO PRETEND LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED.
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WHAT NEVER HAPPENED?
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WELL, IT'S POSSIBLE
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THAT DAD IS WORKING ON
AN ASSIGNMENT FOR THE F.B.I.
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NOW, I GOT A SECRET FOR YOU TWO.
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WHAT? COME HERE.
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YOU'RE NUTS!
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[both laughing]
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OH, ALICE!
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[sniffing] OH, IT
SMELLS DELICIOUS.
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WHAT IS IT?
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WELL, IT'S, UH,
MONDAY'S CORNED BEEF,
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TUESDAY'S RICE,
WEDNESDAY'S MUSHROOMS,
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AND THURSDAY'S TOMATOES.
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UH, WHAT DO YOU
CALL A DISH LIKE THAT?
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FRIDAY'S MESS?
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[all laughing]
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HI, EVERYBODY. (all) HI.
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(Carol) DID WE ORDER
ANY MEAT, SAM?
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OH, NOT TODAY, MRS. BRADY.
THIS IS A PERSONAL VISIT.
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OH. WELL, THE MORE
PERSONAL, THE BETTER.
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[chuckles]
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I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK MR. BRADY.
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THAT WASN'T THE KIND
OF PERSONAL I HAD IN MIND.
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A FAVOR OF MR. BRADY?
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UH, YES, BUT I'D RATHER
NOT DISCUSS IT AT THIS TIME.
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OH.
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CAN YOU GIVE US A HINT?
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WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THIS MUCH.
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WHEN THE PROPER
TIME DOES COME, ALICE,
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YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.
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IS MR. BRADY AT HOME?
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OH, YES. HE'S IN THE
DEN, SAM. GO RIGHT ON IN.
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OH, THANKS A LOT.
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I WONDER WHAT IT IS THAT I'M
GONNA BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.
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HE SAID IT WAS
SOMETHING PERSONAL.
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REQUIRING A FAVOR OF MR. BRADY.
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WELL, MR. BRADY'S AN ARCHITECT
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AND ARCHITECTS BUILD THINGS
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LIKE HOUSES, HONEYMOON COTTAGES.
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ALICE, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE...
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(Sam) HEY, HIYA, FELLAS.
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HOW COME YOU GUYS HAVEN'T
BEEN BY THE BUTCHER SHOP LATELY?
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OH, UH, WE'VE BEEN BUSY.
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YEAH, AND WE'RE
GONNA BE EVEN BUSIER.
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HMM. SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE
WORKING ON A PRETTY BIG PROJECT.
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YEAH, BIG.
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YEAH, WELL, I'M WORKING
ON A BIG PROJECT MYSELF.
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THAT'S HOW COME I
GOTTA SEE YOUR UNCLE.
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OH, WHAT KIND OF PROJECT, SAM?
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SORRY. CAN'T TALK.
TOP SECRET STUFF.
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SEE YOU LATER, GUYS.
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I'M BEING CARRIED
AWAY. IT CAN'T BE.
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WHY NOT?
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WELL, I'VE JUMPED TO
THAT CONCLUSION BEFORE
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AND I ALWAYS FELL RIGHT
FLAT ON MY HOPE CHEST.
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NOPE. I REFUSE
TO THINK ABOUT IT.
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ALICE, HOW CAN YOU
NOT THINK ABOUT IT?
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WILLPOWER.
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I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WRONG
BEFORE, AND SO I WON'T THINK ABOUT IT.
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YOU HAVE TO BE RIGHT SOMETIME.
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AND THIS COULD BE THE TIME.
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LET'S THINK ABOUT IT.
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TOP SECRET STUFF.
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MAYBE HE'S ON THE F.B.I.
MISSION WITH UNCLE MIKE.
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OLIVER, SAM'S A BUTCHER.
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HEY, WHAT A FANTASTIC
COVER FOR AN F.B.I. AGENT.
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NOBODY IN THE WHOLE WORLD
WOULD SUSPECT A BUTCHER.
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YOU DID.
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WELL, UH, WHAT'S
THE FAVOR THEN, SAM?
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WELL, I NEED SOME
PLANS, MR. BRADY.
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YOU SEE, THE STORE
NEXT TO MINE IS VACANT.
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AND MR. GRONSKY,
HE'S MY LANDLORD,
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HE TOLD ME THAT IF
I WANT TO ENLARGE,
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HE'S GONNA GIVE
ME FIRST SHOT AT IT,
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BUT I HAVE TO LET
HIM KNOW BY FRIDAY.
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WOW. WHY SO SOON?
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WELL, GRONSKY'S GOT
OTHER TENANTS WAITING.
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YOU SEE, BUT I DON'T
WANT TO MAKE A DECISION
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UNTIL I SEE SOME PLANS SO I GET
AN IDEA OF WHAT IT'S GONNA COST ME.
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NOW, I'D BE DELIGHTED TO
PAY YOU FOR THIS, MR. BRADY.
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OH, THAT'S NO PROBLEM, SAM.
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I MEAN, UH, FRIDAY'S
A BIT SOON, BUT, UM...
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LOOK, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I COULD DO:
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I CAN MAKE YOU SOME
VERY PRELIMINARY SKETCHES
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AND SOME VERY ROUGH ESTIMATES
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OF WHAT IT MIGHT
COST YOU BY THEN.
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OH, GEE, THAT'S TERRIFIC,
MR. BRADY. THAT'S GREAT.
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AND ONE MORE LITTLE FAVOR,
IF I COULD IMPOSE ON YOU? YEAH.
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I... I... I WANT YOU TO KEEP IT
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KIND OF STRICTLY
CONFIDENTIAL BETWEEN US. YEAH.
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YOU SEE, IF IT DOES GO THROUGH,
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I WANNA SURPRISE ALICE.
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LET HER KNOW I'M A
BIG MEAT MOGUL, HUH.
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I WON'T SAY A WORD, SAM.
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OH, GREAT, MR. BRADY.
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OH, OH, HERE. I'D
LIKE TO SHOW YOU
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A COUPLE OF IDEAS
THAT I HAVE HERE. HUH?
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JUST A COUPLE OF LITTLE
SKETCHES THAT I MADE
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THAT MIGHT HELP YOU...
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OH, EXCUSE THE LIVER, MR. BRADY.
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NOW, RIGHT OVER HERE
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I THOUGHT WE COULD
PUT A COUNTER...
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[sighing]
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WHAT CAN I DO TO LOOK OLDER?
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WORRY A LOT ABOUT LOOKING OLDER.
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WAIT TILL I TELL YOU
THE FANTASTIC NEWS!
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(Jan) WHAT?
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YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT SECRET.
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OH, I LOVE KEEPING SECRETS
MORE THAN ANYTHING.
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YOU MEAN, YOU LOVE TELLING
SECRETS MORE THAN ANYTHING.
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OH, COME ON, I'M OLDER
NOW. YOU CAN TRUST ME.
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HOW CAN I BE SURE?
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OH, MARCIA, TRUST HER ALREADY,
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OR I'LL BUST!
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OK, BUT NOT A WORD TO ANYONE.
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IT LOOKS LIKE SAM IS FINALLY
GOING TO ASK ALICE TO MARRY HIM!
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THAT'S GREAT! THAT'S
FANTASTIC! HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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DID SAM SAY SO?
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HE DIDN'T HAVE TO.
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DID ALICE SAY SO?
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SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO.
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DID MOM SAY SO?
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SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO, EITHER.
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THEN WHO TOLD YOU THEY
WERE GETTING MARRIED?
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NOBODY.
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THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
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ME, TOO.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
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THAT'S GREAT!
224
00:09:18,841 --> 00:09:20,408
♪ [humming]
225
00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,663
YOU KNOW, OLIVER,
YOU COULD BE RIGHT.
226
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:27,766
WELL, SURE. IT ALL ADDS UP.
227
00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:30,268
YEAH. WELL, WE'D BETTER FIND
OUT MORE ABOUT SAM FIRST,
228
00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,270
AND ALICE IS THE PERSON TO ASK.
229
00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:33,754
LET'S GRILL HER!
230
00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,339
WE GOT TO TAKE IT SMOOTH
231
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,875
SO SHE DOESN'T KNOW WE ARE.
232
00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:40,127
BOY, YOU SURE DO
KNOW HOW TO OPERATE.
233
00:09:40,196 --> 00:09:42,981
[laughing] WELL, THANKS. I USED TO
WATCH MISSION IMPOSSIBLE A LOT.
234
00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:44,316
COME ON.
235
00:09:45,235 --> 00:09:46,517
[continues humming]
236
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,564
(Oliver) HI, ALICE. HI, KIDS.
237
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,000
HEY, YOU KNOW, WE
JUST RAN INTO SAM. YEAH?
238
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,002
WHAT A GREAT GUY SAM REALLY IS.
239
00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,626
YEAH, SAM'S SUPER.
240
00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:57,211
WELL, I'M SURE HE'LL BE GLAD
TO KNOW HE'S GOT A FAN CLUB.
241
00:09:57,297 --> 00:10:00,347
HOW DID YOU HAPPEN TO
MEET SUCH A FANTASTIC GUY?
242
00:10:00,416 --> 00:10:02,766
I MET HIM AT A DANCE
WHILE HE WAS IN THE ARMY.
243
00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:05,497
I'VE STILL GOT A SCAR ON MY
ANKLE FROM THOSE COMBAT BOOTS.
244
00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:07,071
OH, SAM WAS IN THE ARMY, HUH?
245
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,723
MMM-HMM.
246
00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:11,376
DID HE HAPPEN TO
BE IN INTELLIGENCE?
247
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,645
WHERE ALL THE SPIES HANG OUT?
248
00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,075
AS A MATTER OF FACT I DON'T
KNOW WHAT SAM DID IN THE ARMY.
249
00:10:16,099 --> 00:10:17,698
HE NEVER MENTIONS IT.
250
00:10:17,767 --> 00:10:20,112
WELL, UH, I BET YOU KNOW A LOT
OF OTHER THINGS ABOUT HIM, RIGHT?
251
00:10:20,136 --> 00:10:21,603
ONLY THE IMPORTANT THINGS.
252
00:10:21,671 --> 00:10:23,104
LIKE WHAT?
253
00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:26,024
HE'S 6 FEET TALL AND 200 POUNDS
OF UNBUDGEABLE BACHELOR
254
00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,992
AND ANYTHING ELSE IS TRIVIA.
255
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,351
HI, SAM. HI, SAM.
256
00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,775
HEY, HEY, HIYA, KIDS.
257
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,342
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
258
00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:47,673
DO YOU HAVE AN ORDER OF
MEAT FOR US TO PICK UP FOR ALICE?
259
00:10:47,697 --> 00:10:48,746
NO.
260
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:50,465
OH, WELL,
261
00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:52,494
WE JUST THOUGHT WE'D COME BY TO
MAKE SURE THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ONE.
262
00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:53,968
OH, GOOD.
263
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:57,122
(Oliver) WELL, WHAT'S NEW, SAM?
264
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,590
OH, NOTHING. WHAT'S
NEW WITH YOU?
265
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,837
(Bobby) ALICE WAS TELLIN' US
THAT YOU WERE IN THE ARMY.
266
00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:04,029
[laughing] OH, SHE DID, HUH?
267
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,875
I BET YOU WERE A BIG HERO, HUH?
268
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,899
WELL, I DID MY SHARE.
269
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,534
IS THAT ALL?
270
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,081
WE KIND OF SUSPECTED THAT YOU'D
DONE SOMETHING REAL IMPORTANT.
271
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,406
SAY, HOW WOULD
YOU GUYS LIKE TO HEAR
272
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:17,486
HOW I STOLE THE ENEMY
CODEBOOK SINGLE-HANDED?
273
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,710
YOU DID?
274
00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:19,955
(Sam) YOU BETCHA.
275
00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,874
IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE
OF THIS ENEMY CAMP, SEE,
276
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:25,166
SURROUNDED BY GUNS AND
TANKS AND PLANES AND WHATEVER.
277
00:11:25,235 --> 00:11:27,363
I HAD TO OVERPOWER
3 GUARDS TO BUST IN.
278
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,469
WITH KARATE, HUH?
279
00:11:28,538 --> 00:11:30,004
[karate cries]
280
00:11:30,072 --> 00:11:32,957
RIGHT. KARATE, JUJITSU,
KUNG-PHOOEY. THE WORKS.
281
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,753
A CHOP HERE, A KICK THERE.
282
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,088
THEY NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT 'EM.
283
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,356
THEN I GRABBED THE CODEBOOK
284
00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:38,729
AND I TOOK IT ON THE RUN.
285
00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:40,476
OH, DIDN'T THEY CAPTURE YOU?
286
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,850
HMM, NOT SLY SAM, PAL.
287
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,619
I SIMPLY BORROWED A UNIFORM
288
00:11:44,687 --> 00:11:46,499
FROM ONE OF THE
GUARDS THAT I'D CLOBBERED
289
00:11:46,523 --> 00:11:49,523
AND I WALTZED
OUT, NEAT AS A PIN.
290
00:11:49,592 --> 00:11:51,721
WOW! I BET YOU
GOT A MEDAL FOR IT.
291
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:52,876
CAN WE SEE IT?
292
00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:55,429
UH, UM... OH, SORRY, FELLOWS.
293
00:11:55,498 --> 00:11:57,075
YOU SEE, IT WAS A
TOP SECRET MISSION.
294
00:11:57,099 --> 00:11:59,177
NOW, IF THEY GAVE MEDALS
FOR A THING LIKE THAT,
295
00:11:59,201 --> 00:12:01,046
IT WOULDN'T BE TOP SECRET
ANYMORE, NOW, WOULD IT?
296
00:12:01,070 --> 00:12:02,303
THAT'S RIGHT.
297
00:12:02,371 --> 00:12:03,749
[chuckling] SEE?
298
00:12:03,773 --> 00:12:05,284
(Sam) OH, HIYA, MR. GRONSKY.
299
00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:08,309
EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU, FELLAS?
I GOT SOME IMPORTANT BUSINESS.
300
00:12:08,377 --> 00:12:10,277
YOU GOT THE PLANS
FROM BRADY YET, SAM?
301
00:12:10,346 --> 00:12:12,157
WELL, HE WON'T
HAVE 'EM TILL FRIDAY.
302
00:12:12,181 --> 00:12:14,782
FRIDAY IS THE
DEADLINE, SAM! I KNOW.
303
00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:17,235
SO, IF YOU WANT TO
ENLARGE... [exclaiming]
304
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,315
WOULD YOU STEP OVER
HERE A MINUTE, MR. GRONSKY?
305
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,850
LOOK, I DON'T WANT THOSE
BRADY KIDS TO HEAR ABOUT THIS
306
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:23,402
BECAUSE THEY MIGHT TELL ALICE.
307
00:12:23,426 --> 00:12:25,309
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THE PLANS.
308
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,911
YEAH. THEN THAT GUY
MUST BE A SPY, TOO.
309
00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,713
YEAH, BUT FOR THE OTHER SIDE.
310
00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,450
HE WANTS SAM TO GET THE
PLANS AWAY FROM MY DAD.
311
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:35,731
BUT IF THAT GUY'S THE
ENEMY, SAM MUST BE, TOO.
312
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,522
THAT'S RIGHT, AND IF HE IS,
313
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,391
THEN SAM'S SECRETLY
WORKING AGAINST MY DAD.
314
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,087
YOU KNOW WHAT, OLIVER? WHAT?
315
00:12:42,111 --> 00:12:44,161
AND ONCE I SEE THE
PLANS, I'LL HAVE AN IDEA
316
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,529
OF WHAT IT'S GONNA COST.
317
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,231
SAM'S A DOUBLE AGENT.
318
00:13:16,245 --> 00:13:17,612
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
319
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,580
UM, LISTEN, YOU GUYS.
320
00:13:19,649 --> 00:13:21,729
OLIVER AND I THINK WE'RE
ONTO SOMETHING REALLY BIG,
321
00:13:21,785 --> 00:13:23,734
AND WE WANT TO KNOW
WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
322
00:13:23,786 --> 00:13:24,913
ABOUT WHAT?
323
00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:26,837
ABOUT SAM, THE BUTCHER.
324
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,255
WHAT ABOUT SAM?
325
00:13:28,324 --> 00:13:30,753
WELL, YOU SEE, WE THINK
HE'S WORKING FOR THE F.B.I.
326
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,109
AND THE ENEMY.
327
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,994
HE'S A DOUBLE AGENT.
328
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:37,059
YOU MEAN YOU THINK HE'S
SELLIN' HAMBURGER TO BOTH SIDES?
329
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,216
[gasps]
330
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:39,717
[both laughing]
331
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,388
COME ON. WE'RE
SERIOUS, YOU GUYS.
332
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,739
YEAH. SERIOUSLY
SICK IN THE HEAD.
333
00:13:45,809 --> 00:13:48,704
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST
GET OFF THIS STUPID SPY KICK?
334
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,244
WELL, LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE.
335
00:13:50,313 --> 00:13:52,347
THE F.B.I. COMES
OVER TO SEE DAD.
336
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:55,817
THEN SAM COMES OVER TO SEE
DAD ABOUT SOME TOP SECRET PLANS.
337
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:58,002
THEN TODAY WE SEE THIS
SUSPICIOUS-LOOKING GUY
338
00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,370
IN SAM'S BUTCHER SHOP
339
00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:01,416
ASKING SAM IF HE'S GOTTEN
THE PLANS AWAY FROM DAD YET.
340
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,941
YEAH.
341
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,843
SO SAM MUST BE SECRETLY
WORKING AGAINST DAD AND THE F.B.I.
342
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,361
IT FIGURES, DOESN'T IT?
343
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:09,647
YOU KNOW, PETE,
344
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:12,094
I THINK THESE 2 GUYS MAY BE
ONTO SOMETHING BIG AT THAT.
345
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,118
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
346
00:14:13,169 --> 00:14:14,869
W-WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT IT?
347
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,082
WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
HAVE ENOUGH EVIDENCE ON SAM
348
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,423
TO MAKE A CONVICTION
STICK IF THEY NAB HIM, SEE?
349
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,141
WELL, HOW DO WE DO THAT?
350
00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:22,927
THE OLD TALCUM POWDER ROUTINE.
351
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,228
WHAT'S THAT?
352
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,297
COME HERE.
353
00:14:29,385 --> 00:14:32,386
YOU SEE, UH, TALCUM POWDER
LEAVES TRACES IN THE HAIR
354
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,455
AND ON CLOTHING UNDER
CERTAIN CONDITIONS.
355
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:35,707
WHAT KIND OF CONDITIONS?
356
00:14:36,325 --> 00:14:37,475
THESE!
357
00:14:39,395 --> 00:14:40,979
[both laughing]
358
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,682
WHAT A DIRTY TRICK.
359
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:48,619
BOY, YOU JUST CAN'T
TRUST ANYONE OVER 12.
360
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,361
[ringing]
361
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,765
HELLO? AH, GOOD MORNING, SAM.
362
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,199
GOOD MORNING, MR. BRADY.
363
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:05,136
SAY, I JUST CALLED UP TO SEE IF
THE PLANS WERE READY TODAY.
364
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,137
THEY'RE ALL READY. I
FINISHED 'EM LAST NIGHT.
365
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,700
OH, THAT'S TERRIFIC, MR. BRADY.
366
00:15:08,724 --> 00:15:11,303
SAY, IS IT OK IF I STOP BY THIS
AFTERNOON AND PICK 'EM UP?
367
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,378
SURE. I'LL LEAVE 'EM ON MY
DRAWING BOARD IN MY DEN
368
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:14,773
WITH YOUR NAME ON THE ENVELOPE.
369
00:15:14,797 --> 00:15:17,181
OH, GEE, I CERTAINLY
APPRECIATE THIS, MR. BRADY.
370
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,450
AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT NO MATTER WHAT IT COSTS,
371
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,052
I WANNA PAY FOR IT.
372
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,732
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, SAM. JUST
GIVE ME MY MEAT WHOLESALE. OK?
373
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,156
[chuckles]
374
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,875
OK. GOODBYE.
375
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,729
MIKE. HUH?
376
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,332
WHAT IS ALL THIS BUSINESS
BETWEEN YOU AND SAM?
377
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,752
HONEY, SAM ASKED ME SPECIFICALLY
NOT TO MENTION IT TO ANYBODY,
378
00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:39,987
AND I PROMISED HIM I
WOULDN'T. I GAVE HIM MY WORD.
379
00:15:40,056 --> 00:15:42,823
NOW, YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME TO
VIOLATE THAT CONFIDENCE, WOULD YOU?
380
00:15:44,894 --> 00:15:45,976
YES.
381
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,379
NO.
382
00:15:56,071 --> 00:15:57,288
MRS. BRADY.
383
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,223
MRS. BRADY.
384
00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:02,609
WHAT IS IT, ALICE?
385
00:16:02,678 --> 00:16:05,413
THERE'S AN ENVELOPE
HERE WITH SAM'S NAME ON IT.
386
00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:07,692
YES, I KNOW. MR. BRADY
LEFT IT FOR SAM TO PICK UP.
387
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,095
DID HE GIVE YOU ANY KIND OF AN
INKLING OF WHAT MIGHT BE INSIDE?
388
00:16:10,119 --> 00:16:13,321
NOT AN INK. HE CLAMMED
UP LIKE AN OYSTER.
389
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:16,090
ALICE, I'M DYING TO
KNOW WHAT'S INSIDE.
390
00:16:16,159 --> 00:16:18,904
YOU'RE DYING? I'M HALFWAY
BETWEEN RIGOR AND MORTIS.
391
00:16:18,928 --> 00:16:21,695
WELL, DO YOU THINK YOU
SHOULD TAKE A LITTLE PEEK?
392
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:24,866
NO, I BETTER NOT.
393
00:16:24,934 --> 00:16:26,812
I MEAN, THAT'S SAM'S
PRIVATE BUSINESS,
394
00:16:26,836 --> 00:16:30,171
AND IF 2 PEOPLE ARE GONNA HAVE
ANY KIND OF A RELATIONSHIP AT ALL,
395
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,858
THEY'VE GOT TO LEARN TO RESPECT
EACH OTHER'S PRIVACY AND TRUST.
396
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,473
NOTHING FELL OUT.
397
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,696
I'LL GET IT, ALICE.
398
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,532
OOPS. DROPPED IT.
399
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,117
[chuckles]
400
00:16:43,186 --> 00:16:45,970
BOY, THEY SURE DON'T MAKE
FLIMSY ENVELOPES LIKE THEY USED TO.
401
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,406
WELL, WHATEVER IS IN THERE,
402
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,675
I HOPE IT'S GOT A LITTLE
WHITE PICKET FENCE AROUND IT.
403
00:16:53,863 --> 00:16:55,429
[all chattering]
404
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,234
MOM, WE CAN'T
DECIDE ON SOMETHING.
405
00:17:00,303 --> 00:17:02,069
SO WOULD YOU PLEASE
BE THE TIE-BREAKER?
406
00:17:02,138 --> 00:17:03,820
WHAT TIE AM I BREAKING?
407
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:06,001
WELL, WE'VE POOLED OUR MONEY,
BUT WE CAN'T DECIDE ON A WEDDING GIFT
408
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,425
FOR ALICE AND SAM.
409
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,409
OH, NOW, THAT'S VERY
SWEET OF YOU KIDS,
410
00:17:09,478 --> 00:17:11,556
BUT WE'RE NOT EVEN SURE
ABOUT THE WEDDING YET.
411
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:14,143
WELL, JUST IN CASE, I THINK WE
SHOULD GET 'EM SOMETHING NICE,
412
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,382
LIKE A KITCHEN APPLIANCE.
413
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:18,035
I THINK THEY'D
APPRECIATE A CLOCK RADIO.
414
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:19,670
WHAT DO YOU THINK, CINDY?
415
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,790
WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD GET
THEM SOMETHING THEY REALLY NEED.
416
00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:23,891
WHAT?
417
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,593
AN ELECTRIC POPCORN POPPER.
418
00:17:26,662 --> 00:17:29,190
[chuckling] I CAN SEE YOU
PLAN TO VISIT THEM A LOT.
419
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,126
OH, YEAH. WHAT DO
YOU VOTE FOR, MOM?
420
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,183
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
421
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:33,411
WHEN IT COMES TO WEDDINGS,
422
00:17:33,435 --> 00:17:35,614
HOLD YOUR HORSES TILL
YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THE GROOM.
423
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:36,704
[door closing]
424
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:37,805
HI, EVERYBODY.
425
00:17:37,874 --> 00:17:39,417
(children) HI. HI, SAM.
426
00:17:39,441 --> 00:17:40,775
SAY, I JUST STOPPED BY
427
00:17:40,843 --> 00:17:43,438
TO PICK UP SOME PLANS THAT
MR. BRADY LEFT FOR ME IN HIS DEN.
428
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,613
OH, YES, WE'VE BEEN
EXPECTING YOU, SAM.
429
00:17:45,682 --> 00:17:47,815
ANYTHING SPECIAL IN THOSE PLANS?
430
00:17:47,883 --> 00:17:49,783
VERY SPECIAL.
431
00:17:49,853 --> 00:17:51,763
IS IT OK IF I GO GET THEM?
432
00:17:51,787 --> 00:17:55,189
OH, SURE, GO RIGHT AHEAD.
THEY'RE ON MR. BRADY'S DESK
433
00:17:55,257 --> 00:17:57,091
IN A VERY STRONG ENVELOPE.
434
00:17:57,694 --> 00:17:58,894
OH, THANK YOU.
435
00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:04,043
[sighing] HE'D BE SO NICE TO
THROW RICE AT, WOULDN'T HE?
436
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,427
[all laughing] MMM-HMM.
437
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,486
OH, HIYA, FELLAS.
438
00:18:25,554 --> 00:18:27,338
UH, I JUST STOPPED BY
TO PICK SOMETHING UP.
439
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,523
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
I'M IN KIND OF A HURRY.
440
00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:34,695
BOY, TALK ABOUT COOL. YOU
SEE HOW HE JUST WALTZES IN,
441
00:18:34,764 --> 00:18:36,842
GRABS THE PLANS AND
THEN WALTZES BACK OUT?
442
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,333
THAT PROVES IT.
SAM'S A DOUBLE AGENT.
443
00:18:39,401 --> 00:18:40,667
YEAH.
444
00:18:40,737 --> 00:18:42,817
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO
DO. WE GOTTA WARN MY DAD.
445
00:18:46,943 --> 00:18:50,211
OH, I ONLY WISH WE HAD
A PUSH-BUTTON PHONE.
446
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,514
[rasping]
447
00:18:55,918 --> 00:18:57,878
H-HELLO. IS MR. BRADY THERE?
448
00:18:59,155 --> 00:19:01,288
OH, HE DID?
449
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,758
UH, UH, NO. NO
MESSAGE. I'LL CALL BACK.
450
00:19:05,261 --> 00:19:06,772
HE JUST STEPPED
OUT OF HIS OFFICE.
451
00:19:06,796 --> 00:19:08,062
WE'LL HAVE TO CALL BACK.
452
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,067
[telephone ringing]
453
00:19:13,636 --> 00:19:14,835
HELLO.
454
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,748
OH, YEAH, SAM. DID
YOU GET THE SKETCHES?
455
00:19:16,772 --> 00:19:18,088
I SURE DID, MR. BRADY,
456
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,102
BUT, UH, ME AND
MR. GRONSKY HERE,
457
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,509
UH, WELL, WE'RE CONFUSED
ABOUT A COUPLE OF THINGS.
458
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,044
OH, YEAH? WHAT'S THAT?
459
00:19:24,113 --> 00:19:26,291
WELL, NOW, IF WE KNEW WE
WOULDN'T BE CONFUSED, WOULD WE?
460
00:19:26,315 --> 00:19:28,032
[Sam laughing]
461
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,729
NO, I MEAN, WE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
A COUPLE OF THESE FANCY SKETCHES.
462
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,648
UH, WELL, LOOK, SAM,
I'M JUST LEAVING NOW.
463
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,472
WHY DON'T I DROP BY
IN, SAY, HALF AN HOUR.
464
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,384
WE'LL SEE IF WE CAN'T
STRAIGHTEN IT ALL OUT.
465
00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:37,902
OH, THAT'LL BE
TERRIFIC, MR. BRADY.
466
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,304
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. BYE.
467
00:19:39,328 --> 00:19:40,361
BYE-BYE.
468
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,873
HE'LL BE HERE IN A HALF AN HOUR.
469
00:19:41,897 --> 00:19:43,864
GOOD! I'LL COME BACK.
470
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,665
I WANT TO GET THIS
THING SETTLED TODAY.
471
00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:46,833
FINE, FINE.
472
00:19:51,808 --> 00:19:53,585
HELLO. DID MR. BRADY GET BACK?
473
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,909
THIS IS HIS SON AGAIN.
474
00:19:55,511 --> 00:19:56,977
HE LEFT AGAIN?
475
00:19:57,046 --> 00:20:00,286
WELL, DID HE SAY WHERE HE WAS
GOING? IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.
476
00:20:00,983 --> 00:20:03,284
OH. WELL, THANKS. BYE.
477
00:20:04,854 --> 00:20:06,265
BOY, WE GOT A BIG PROBLEM.
478
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:07,321
WHAT?
479
00:20:07,389 --> 00:20:09,067
DAD'S ON HIS WAY TO
SAM'S BUTCHER SHOP,
480
00:20:09,091 --> 00:20:10,803
AND IF SAM GETS A HOLD OF HIM...
481
00:20:10,827 --> 00:20:12,192
WE GOTTA CUT HIM OFF.
482
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,190
HEY, HIYA, FELLAS.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
483
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:28,542
HAS MY DAD BEEN HERE YET?
484
00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:30,694
NOT YET, BUT I'M
EXPECTING HIM ANY MINUTE.
485
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:34,381
OH, THAT REMINDS ME.
486
00:20:34,449 --> 00:20:36,795
I NEVER FINISHED THAT ARMY
STORY I WAS TELLING YOU FELLAS
487
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,385
WHEN YOU WERE IN HERE BEFORE.
488
00:20:38,453 --> 00:20:40,938
NOW, LET'S SEE, UH,
WHERE DID I LEAVE OFF?
489
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,524
[sharpening cleaver] UH...
OH, OH, I REMEMBER.
490
00:20:43,592 --> 00:20:45,042
I'D STOLEN THE CODEBOOK,
491
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:47,344
AND I WAS ON MY WAY
BACK TO THE PLATOON, SEE,
492
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,173
WHEN SUDDENLY THIS ENEMY
GENERAL POPS UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
493
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,233
BUT BEFORE HE
CAN GET HIS GUN UP...
494
00:20:52,301 --> 00:20:53,929
[cleaver thudding] CHOP-O!
495
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,418
CHOP-O?
496
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,304
CHOP-O!
497
00:20:57,373 --> 00:20:59,139
I TOOK HIM COMPLETELY
BY SURPRISE.
498
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:01,542
SO, YOU SEE, FELLAS,
IF YOU'RE EVER IN A JAM,
499
00:21:01,611 --> 00:21:03,928
THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE
IS YOUR BEST WEAPON.
500
00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:05,279
SURPRISE, HUH?
501
00:21:07,449 --> 00:21:09,700
OH, HIYA, MR. GRONSKY.
502
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,268
HELLO, SAM.
503
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:12,936
DID THAT MR. BRADY SHOW UP YET?
504
00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:15,784
NOT YET, BUT I'M EXPECTING
HIM ANY MINUTE. ANY MINUTE.
505
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,008
ALL RIGHT.
506
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,409
LISTEN, WHILE WE'RE WAITING,
507
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,589
I'LL CHECK OUT THAT FREEZER
YOU WERE COMPLAININ' ABOUT.
508
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,013
OH, GOOD IDEA.
509
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,281
EXCUSE ME A MINUTE,
WOULD YOU, FELLAS?
510
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:28,197
THEY MUST BE PLANNING
TO JUMP MY DAD
511
00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:30,332
AND THEN LOCK HIM UP
IN THAT FREEZER. YEAH.
512
00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:31,933
REMEMBER WHAT SAM JUST SAID:
513
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,736
"THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE
IS YOUR BEST WEAPON." YEAH!
514
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,472
AND HAVE WE GOT A
SURPRISE FOR THEM.
515
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:37,628
COME ON.
516
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,032
OK, ON 3.
517
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,750
1, 2, 3!
518
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:00,161
QUICK, DAD, CALL THE F.B.I.!
519
00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:02,031
SAM'S A DOUBLE AGENT! SAY WHAT?
520
00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:03,532
(Bobby) HE SOLD YOU
OUT TO GRONSKY!
521
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:04,799
AND THEY'RE GONNA FREEZE YOU!
522
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,618
HOLD IT, HOLD IT,
BOYS. WHAT'S GOING ON?
523
00:22:06,642 --> 00:22:07,924
[pounding on door]
524
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,509
[inaudible]
525
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,106
WHAT ARE THEY
DOING IN THE FREEZER?
526
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,530
WE LOCKED THEM IN TO SAVE YOU.
527
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:14,642
GET... YOU GOT TO GET
OUT OF HERE, UNCLE MIKE.
528
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,900
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
529
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,351
(Bobby) BUT, DAD!
530
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:28,429
[both laughing]
531
00:22:28,497 --> 00:22:31,097
HOW ABOUT THAT? ME,
SAM THE BUTCHER, A SPY.
532
00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:32,433
OR, ME A SPY, TOO.
533
00:22:32,501 --> 00:22:34,267
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE
JUST AN ORDINARY SPY.
534
00:22:34,337 --> 00:22:35,736
I'M A DOUBLE AGENT.
535
00:22:35,805 --> 00:22:36,915
[exclaiming]
536
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,173
OH, BOYS, BOYS.
537
00:22:39,241 --> 00:22:42,521
HOW IN THE WORLD COULD YOU
BOYS BELIEVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
538
00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,428
WELL, I DIDN'T AT FIRST.
539
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,263
BUT, THEN IT GOT EASIER.
540
00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:48,449
I THINK IT'S PARTLY
MY FAULT, MR. BRADY.
541
00:22:48,517 --> 00:22:49,850
THOSE ARMY STORIES I TOLD THEM
542
00:22:49,918 --> 00:22:51,685
WERE A LITTLE EXAGGERATED.
543
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:54,538
WELL, MAYBE SO. BUT I HOPE YOU
BOYS UNDERSTAND WHAT CAN HAPPEN
544
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:57,474
WHEN YOU JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS
WITHOUT GETTING ALL THE FACTS.
545
00:22:57,543 --> 00:23:00,026
WELL, NO JUMPIN' FOR
ME ANYMORE, UNCLE MIKE.
546
00:23:00,095 --> 00:23:01,222
ME, NEITHER.
547
00:23:01,246 --> 00:23:02,674
AND LOCKING
SOMEBODY IN A FREEZER,
548
00:23:02,698 --> 00:23:04,243
YOU KNOW THAT CAN BE DANGEROUS.
549
00:23:04,267 --> 00:23:06,594
WELL, WE WERE JUST GONNA TO
KEEP 'EM IN THERE TILL YOU CAME.
550
00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:10,070
WELL, LOOK, DON'T LOCK
ANYBODY IN ANYTHING ANYMORE.
551
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:11,255
OK?
552
00:23:11,324 --> 00:23:13,039
OK, WE WON'T.
553
00:23:13,108 --> 00:23:14,419
YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT MAD AT US?
554
00:23:14,443 --> 00:23:15,643
NO. IT'S OK, FELLAS.
555
00:23:15,711 --> 00:23:17,128
YEAH, FORGET IT, BOYS.
556
00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:18,223
[chuckles]
557
00:23:18,247 --> 00:23:19,367
ME A SPY.
558
00:23:19,415 --> 00:23:20,881
[both laughing]
559
00:23:20,950 --> 00:23:23,078
WAIT'LL I TELL
THE WIFE AND KIDS.
560
00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:25,469
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE
WHOLE THING, FELLAS.
561
00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:27,020
OH, THAT'S OK, MR. BRADY.
562
00:23:27,089 --> 00:23:28,355
BUT I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING.
563
00:23:28,424 --> 00:23:31,225
THIS IS ONE SPY WHO'S GLAD
HE CAME IN FROM THE COLD.
564
00:23:31,294 --> 00:23:33,294
[both laughing]
565
00:23:45,408 --> 00:23:47,374
[doorbell rings]
566
00:23:47,443 --> 00:23:49,076
[vacuum stops whirring]
567
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,978
OH, HI, SAM. HI, ALICE.
568
00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:58,213
I JUST STOPPED BY TO DROP
THIS ENVELOPE OFF TO MR. BRADY.
569
00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:00,270
SAM, YOU AND I HAVE BEEN
GOING TOGETHER TOO LONG
570
00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:02,139
TO KEEP SECRETS
FROM ONE ANOTHER.
571
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:05,693
YEAH, I'M SORRY, ALICE, BUT I'M JUST
NOT READY TO REVEAL MY SECRET JUST YET.
572
00:24:05,761 --> 00:24:09,580
YOU IMPLIED THAT I WAS
INVOLVED IN WHATEVER IS GOIN' ON.
573
00:24:09,648 --> 00:24:11,798
WELL, YOU ARE, IN A WAY.
574
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,350
THEN I INSIST ON KNOWING.
575
00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:15,580
ALICE. I NOT ONLY
INSIST, I DEMAND TO KNOW.
576
00:24:15,604 --> 00:24:17,036
OH, COME ON!
577
00:24:17,105 --> 00:24:18,225
OK, OK.
578
00:24:18,274 --> 00:24:20,818
LOOK, I'M THINKING OF
ENLARGING MY BUTCHER SHOP,
579
00:24:20,842 --> 00:24:23,054
AND MR. BRADY DREW
UP THESE PLANS FOR ME.
580
00:24:23,078 --> 00:24:24,139
UH-HUH?
581
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:25,829
THAT'S THE BIG SECRET?
582
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,314
SO, NOW YOU KNOW.
583
00:24:28,917 --> 00:24:31,201
I DON'T WANNA KNOW.
584
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:32,981
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW?
585
00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:35,973
ALICE, LOOK, WE'RE NOT JUST
DESTINED FOR GROUND ROUND.
586
00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:37,440
THINK OF CHATEAUBRIAND.
587
00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:40,126
LOOK, I'M CHANGING THE
NAME. IT'S GOING TO BE...
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