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♪ HERE'S THE STORY ♪
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♪ OF A LOVELY LADY ♪
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♪ WHO WAS BRINGING UP
THREE VERY LOVELY GIRLS ♪
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♪ ALL OF THEM HAD HAIR OF GOLD ♪
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♪ LIKE THEIR MOTHER ♪
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♪ THE YOUNGEST ONE IN CURLS ♪
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♪ IT'S THE STORY OF
A MAN NAMED BRADY ♪
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♪ WHO WAS BUSY WITH
THREE BOYS OF HIS OWN ♪
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♪ THEY WERE FOUR MEN
LIVING ALL TOGETHER ♪
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♪ YET THEY WERE ALL ALONE ♪
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♪ TILL THE ONE DAY WHEN
THE LADY MET THIS FELLOW ♪
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♪ AND THEY KNEW THAT IT WAS
MUCH MORE THAN A HUNCH ♪
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♪ THAT THIS GROUP MUST
SOMEHOW FORM A FAMILY ♪
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♪ THAT'S THE WAY WE ALL
BECAME THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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♪ THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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♪ THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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♪ THAT'S THE WAY WE
BECAME THE BRADY BUNCH ♪
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[birds chirping]
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HEY, WHERE YOU GUYS GOING? I THOUGHT
WE WERE GONNA SHOOT SOME BASKETS.
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OH, YEAH. WELL, WE'VE GOT SOMETHING
MORE IMPORTANT TO DO, BOBBY.
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MORE IMPORTANT THAN BASKETBALL?
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NOT EVEN IN THE SAME LEAGUE.
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GREG'S GONNA DROP ME OFF AT
WENDY'S HOUSE. AND I GOT A DATE, TOO.
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YOU GUYS THINK GIRLS ARE MORE
IMPORTANT THAN BASKETBALL?
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DID YOU EVER TRY
KISSING A BASKETBALL?
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WELL, I'D RATHER KISS A
BASKETBALL AND A CATCHER'S MITT
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THAN ANY DUMB OLD GIRL.
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JUST WAIT. YOU'LL
BE KISSING GIRLS.
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AND LIKING IT, TOO.
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NO WAY. I WOULDN'T
KISS A GIRL FOR NOTHING.
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COME ON, LET'S PLAY.
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BYE, BOBBY. BYE.
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KISSING GIRLS.
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[car engine starting]
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HI, BOBBY.
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OH, HI, MILLICENT.
CINDY'S INSIDE.
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I DIDN'T COME HERE TO SEE CINDY,
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I CAME TO SEE YOU.
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ME? WHAT FOR?
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TO THANK YOU FOR MAKING
THAT BOY STOP TEASING ME
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IN SCHOOL TODAY.
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YOU'RE VERY BRAVE.
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OH, IT WASN'T ANYTHING.
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IT WAS, TOO.
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AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
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[groaning in disgust]
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BOBBY, WHAT'S WRONG?
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HUH?
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I'M NOT SURE.
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MILLICENT, YOU GOTTA
PROMISE SOMETHING.
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YOU GOTTA PROMISE YOU'LL NEVER
TELL ANYBODY IN THE WHOLE WORLD
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WHAT JUST HAPPENED. WHY NOT?
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BECAUSE IF MY BROTHERS FIND OUT,
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I'LL BE RUINED FOR LIFE.
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PROMISE?
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OK, I PROMISE.
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THANKS. IT'LL BE OUR SECRET.
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NOBODY ELSE WILL EVER KNOW.
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I'LL TALK TO YOU ABOUT
IT LATER, SAM. BYE-BYE.
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HI. HOW ABOUT A POST-GAME SNACK?
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USUALLY, YOU LIKE SOMETHING
TO EAT AFTER THE GAME.
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SKYROCKETS.
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SKYROCKETS?
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OH, THIS IS HEAVY. OH!
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WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A
MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
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OK. THAT SEEMS TO FIT ALL RIGHT.
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[laughing] HOW DO I LOOK?
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WELL, I THINK YOU MIGHT MAKE THE
CENTERFOLD OF THE RACCOON GAZETTE.
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[Carol laughing] OH, EAT YOUR
HEART OUT, RUDY VALLEE!
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HI, BOB.
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HEY, BOBBY, HOW DO YOU
LIKE YOUR DAD'S COSTUME?
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IT'S GREAT.
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WELL, HE'S UNDERWHELMED.
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LISTEN, I'VE GOT YOURS FINISHED.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT ON?
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GOT TOO MUCH THINKING TO DO.
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UH, BOB.
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ANYTHING WRONG?
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NOT REALLY.
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WELL, IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU'D LIKE TO TALK TO US ABOUT?
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NOT REALLY.
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IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO?
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NOT REALLY.
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NOTHING LIKE PARENTS HAVING A
HEART-TO-HEART TALK WITH THEIR KIDS.
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[giggling] THESE ARE REALLY
PERFECT FOR THE ROARING '20's PARTY.
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WHERE'D YOU GET 'EM, GREG?
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DAVE OSBORNE LENT 'EM TO ME.
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THEY HAD SOME FUNNY
SONGS IN THOSE DAYS.
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GET A LOAD OF THIS:
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"CAN RED LIPS KISS
MY BLUES AWAY?"
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HOW ABOUT THIS ONE:
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"DOES THE SPEARMINT LOSE ITS
FLAVOR ON THE BEDPOST OVERNIGHT?"
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[laughing]
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"YES! WE HAVE NO BANANAS!"
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TODAY, THAT SOUNDS MORE
LIKE A GROUP INSTEAD OF A SONG.
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I'VE GOT A SECRET,
I'VE GOT A SECRET.
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WHAT KIND OF A SECRET, CINDY?
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THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW
AND YOU TO FIND OUT.
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WHEN IS SHE EVER GONNA GROW UP?
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WHEN THERE'S NOBODY
LEFT TO BLAB ON. YEAH.
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♪ [ukulele playing]
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IS THAT YOU, MIKE?
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♪ [ukulele playing]
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HI. I THOUGHT I HEARD
A UKULELE IN HERE.
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YOU DID? YEAH.
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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DID.
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LISTEN, I'M GONNA BE THE CAT'S
MEOW AT THAT ROARING '20's PARTY.
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I'M REALLY GONNA
PLAY THIS THING. GREAT!
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♪ MY DOG HAS FLEAS ♪
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[laughing] SOUNDS A LITTLE
MORE LIKE DISTEMPER TO ME.
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OK, REQUEST TIME.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
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I WANNA BE LOVED BY YOU.
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LATER. RIGHT NOW, I'M
PLAYING THE UKULELE. OH, MIKE.
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COME ON. LEND ME A TONSIL.
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YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE
MY TONSILS ANYMORE. YEAH.
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HOW ABOUT A VOCAL CHORD? OK.
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♪ I WANNA BE LOVED BY YOU ♪
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♪ JUST YOU, AND
NOBODY ELSE BUT YOU ♪
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♪ I WANNA BE LOVED
BY YOU ALONE ♪
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♪ BOOP BOOP BEE DOO! ♪
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♪ I WANNA BE KISSED BY YOU ♪
♪ KISSED BY YOU ♪
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(both) ♪ JUST YOU AND
NOBODY ELSE BUT YOU ♪
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♪ I WANNA BE KISSED
BY YOU ALONE ♪
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♪ BOOP BOOP BEE DOO! ♪
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♪ I COULDN'T ASPIRE ♪
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♪ TO ANYTHING HIGHER ♪
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♪ THAN TO FILL THE DESIRE
TO MAKE YOU MY OWN ♪
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♪ BOOP BOOP BEE DOO! ♪
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♪ BOOP BOOP BEE DOO! ♪
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♪ I WANNA BE LOVED BY YOU ♪
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♪ JUST YOU AND
NOBODY ELSE BUT YOU ♪
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♪ I WANNA BE LOVED
BY YOU ALONE ♪
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♪ BOOP BOOP BEE DOO! ♪
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PARDON MY BOOP. I
JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY.
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[laughing]
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♪ [A Time For Us by
Henry Mancini playing]
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WARMING UP TO ENTER
AN UGLY CONTEST?
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UH, NO. I'M PRACTICING
FOR A WHISTLING CONTEST.
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I ENTERED A WHISTLING CONTEST.
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[whistling]
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YOU SURE GOT A
DUMB-LOOKING PUCKER.
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I'VE GOT A SECRET,
I'VE GOT A SECRET.
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WHAT KIND OF SECRET?
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THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW
AND YOU TO FIND OUT.
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THINK SHE'S GOT
SOMETHING ON YOU, PETE?
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ME? I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING.
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IT'S PROBABLY YOU.
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NOT ME. I'VE GOT THE
CLEANEST CONSCIENCE IN TOWN.
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WHO CARES ABOUT CINDY
AND HER DUMB SECRET?
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OKAY, CINDY, WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?
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I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.
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IT STARTS WITH THE LETTER "M."
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"M"?
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LIKE IN "MONEY"?
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NOPE.
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"M" LIKE YOU FIND IT IN HOLLAND,
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AND IT GOES AROUND AND AROUND.
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CINDY, WINDMILL DOESN'T
START WITH AN "M."
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THE 2ND HALF OF IT DOES.
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MILL?
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NOW, ADD THIS TO IT.
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MILL PENNY?
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MILL LINCOLN?
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MILL CENT?
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MILL CENT?
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MILL-A-CENT.
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MILLICENT!
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT MILLICENT?
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ONLY THIS.
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[smacking lips]
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YOU WERE SPYING.
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I WAS NOT.
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I JUST HAPPENED TO BE LOOKING
WHERE I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO.
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CINDY, YOU GOTTA PROTECT
ME. I'M YOUR BROTHER.
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PROTECT YOU FROM MILLICENT?
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FROM GREG AND PETER.
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IF THEY FIND OUT, I'LL
BE RUINED FOR LIFE.
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AT YOUR AGE, THAT'S A LONG TIME.
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PLEASE, CINDY.
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PROMISE YOU WON'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT MILLICENT KISSING ME.
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PLEASE?
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CINDY, WE WANNA TALK TO YOU.
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ABOUT WHAT?
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I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT:
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"I'VE GOT A SECRET.
I'VE GOT A SECRET."
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WE WANNA KNOW WHAT THE SECRET
IS. AND WHO HAVE YOU GOT IT ON.
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NONE OF YOU.
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WELL, THEN WHO?
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OH. SO, THE SECRET'S
ON BOBBY, HUH?
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[Marcia chuckling]
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HEY, WHAT IS IT, CINDY?
YEAH, TELL US WHAT IT IS.
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(Greg) COME ON.
WELL, THE SECRET IS...
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THE SECRET IS...
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YEAH?
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THERE IS NO SECRET.
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[all clamoring]
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WAIT A MINUTE, IF
THERE'S NO SECRET,
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THEN, WHAT'S ALL THIS "I GOT A
SECRET, I GOT A SECRET" JAZZ FOR?
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WELL, IF I DIDN'T SAY THAT,
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WOULD I BE GETTING
ALL THIS ATTENTION?
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[all groaning]
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WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?
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(Greg) SHE HAD ME
GOING FOR A WHILE.
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THANKS, CINDY.
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IF YOU WEREN'T A
GIRL, I'D KISS YOU.
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♪ [Carol scatting the tune
of I Wanna Be Loved By You]
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DO YOU LIKE IT? YOU REALLY
MADE THAT YOURSELF?
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NO. I REMADE IT. I FOUND IT
IN THE TRUNK IN THE ATTIC.
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YOU LIKE IT? I
THINK IT'S TERRIFIC.
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HUH. YOU LIKE THE, UH, FRINGE?
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YEAH, I LIKE THE
FRINGE BENEFITS.
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[laughing]
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HELLO, THERE. HI.
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HI, SWEETHEART.
YOU LIKE MY DRESS?
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MOM, CAN I TALK TO
DAD FOR A MINUTE?
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IT'S KIND OF A FATHER-SON THING.
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OH. WELL,
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SINCE I DON'T QUALIFY
FOR EITHER ONE,
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SEE YOU AROUND.
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♪ [scatting]
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SIT DOWN.
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WELL, WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
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WELL, REMEMBER WHEN YOU
ASKED ME IF I HAD A PROBLEM?
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UH, YEAH, MMM-HMM.
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WELL, THE PROBLEM IS
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I DON'T REALLY KNOW
IF I HAVE A PROBLEM.
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[chuckling] WELL... YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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UH, NO, BUT I'M SURE WE
CAN FIGURE THE PROBLEM OUT,
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ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE NOT
SURE IF YOU REALLY HAVE ONE.
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YEAH. I DON'T REALLY
KNOW WHERE TO START.
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UH-HUH. WELL, HOW
ABOUT THE BEGINNING?
233
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,411
WELL, DAD...
234
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,733
DID YOU EVER KISS A GIRL
WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE?
235
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,218
[chuckling]
236
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:30,004
YEAH, I KIND OF REMEMBER
THAT I DID, UH-HUH.
237
00:11:30,072 --> 00:11:32,490
WELL, DID SOMETHING
SPECIAL HAPPEN?
238
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,942
SURE DID. HER FATHER WALKED IN.
239
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,412
WELL, I MEAN, HOW'D YOU FEEL?
240
00:11:38,482 --> 00:11:41,382
LIKE, DID YOU SEE
SKYROCKETS OR SOMETHING?
241
00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:44,886
WELL, NOT SKYROCKETS EXACTLY,
242
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:48,356
UH, A FEW LITTLE
FIRECRACKERS MAYBE.
243
00:11:48,424 --> 00:11:51,109
WELL, IF YOU DID SEE SKYROCKETS,
244
00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:52,972
WOULD THAT MEAN YOU'RE IN LOVE?
245
00:11:52,996 --> 00:11:54,762
[inhaling]
246
00:11:54,831 --> 00:11:57,632
BOBBY, THAT DEPENDS. I
SUPPOSE IT... I SUPPOSE IT COULD.
247
00:11:57,701 --> 00:11:59,821
AND PEOPLE WHO ARE IN
LOVE GET ENGAGED, RIGHT?
248
00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:01,747
YEAH, WELL, UH... AND
THEN THEY GET MARRIED.
249
00:12:01,771 --> 00:12:04,438
WELL, I THINK, IN YOUR CASE, I'D
RECOMMEND A LONG ENGAGEMENT.
250
00:12:04,508 --> 00:12:06,440
HOW LONG? ABOUT 10 YEARS.
251
00:12:07,711 --> 00:12:10,478
SON, UH, LOVE AND
MARRIAGE AND ENGAGEMENTS,
252
00:12:10,547 --> 00:12:12,363
UH, IT'S A WONDERFUL BUSINESS,
253
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:15,650
BUT YOU WANT TO MAKE VERY
SURE ABOUT THOSE SKYROCKETS.
254
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,802
MAKE SURE, HUH?
255
00:12:20,456 --> 00:12:22,201
THANKS, DAD. I'LL KEEP IN TOUCH.
256
00:12:22,225 --> 00:12:23,892
YEAH, WELL, YOU DO THAT.
257
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,796
[birds chirping]
258
00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:33,150
[doorbell ringing]
259
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,935
HI, MILLICENT. I HAVE TO
MAKE SURE OF SOMETHING.
260
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:39,959
WHAT?
261
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:42,326
WHETHER IT'S SKYROCKETS OR NOT.
262
00:12:43,245 --> 00:12:44,963
[kissing]
263
00:12:53,056 --> 00:12:55,289
YEAH. IT'S SKYROCKETS.
264
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:58,509
BOBBY, I DON'T THINK YOU
SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT.
265
00:12:58,577 --> 00:12:59,593
WHY NOT?
266
00:12:59,662 --> 00:13:01,045
I'M CONTAGIOUS.
267
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,247
THE DOCTOR THINKS I
MAY HAVE THE MUMPS.
268
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,732
THE MUMPS?
269
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:19,347
OH, AND, SAM, I'D BETTER GIVE YOU THE
LATEST NEWS ABOUT THE ROARING '20's PARTY.
270
00:13:19,415 --> 00:13:22,216
I'VE ENTERED US IN THE
CHARLESTON CONTEST.
271
00:13:23,253 --> 00:13:24,918
RIGHT.
272
00:13:24,987 --> 00:13:27,700
WELL, WEAR YOUR SHIN GUARDS, SAM,
BECAUSE, WHEN I DO THE CHARLESTON,
273
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,056
IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF.
274
00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:30,458
[laughing]
275
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,761
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW
NIGHT, SAM. BYE.
276
00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:36,564
♪ [scatting]
277
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,833
OH, HI.
278
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,942
THAT'S A PRETTY LONG FACE FOR A
SHORT FELLA. IS ANYTHING WRONG?
279
00:13:43,005 --> 00:13:46,006
I'LL SAY. I KNOW A GUY
WHO'S REALLY WORRIED.
280
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:49,315
WELL, THAT COVERS A LOT OF GUYS.
CAN YOU NARROW IT DOWN A LITTLE?
281
00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:50,645
WELL, HE'S A FRIEND OF MINE.
282
00:13:50,713 --> 00:13:52,446
HE THINKS HE MIGHT
HAVE THE MUMPS.
283
00:13:52,515 --> 00:13:54,698
NOW, THAT IS A LUMPY PROBLEM.
284
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,112
HOW CAN HE TELL IF HE'S
GOT 'EM FOR SURE, ALICE?
285
00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:59,120
WELL, ARE HIS NECK
GLANDS SWOLLEN?
286
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,388
NO, NOT YET.
287
00:14:01,457 --> 00:14:03,657
ANY PUFFINESS AROUND HIS CHEEKS?
288
00:14:05,028 --> 00:14:06,560
NO, NOT YET.
289
00:14:06,629 --> 00:14:08,307
WELL, JUST TO BE
ON THE SAFE SIDE,
290
00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:11,999
HE REALLY OUGHT TO STAY AWAY FROM
EVERYBODY UNTIL HE KNOWS FOR SURE.
291
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,667
UNTIL HE KNOWS FOR SURE, HUH?
292
00:14:13,736 --> 00:14:16,403
YEAH, IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO GO
AROUND GIVING EVERYBODY THE MUMPS.
293
00:14:16,472 --> 00:14:18,072
OH, NO.
294
00:14:18,141 --> 00:14:20,657
I MEAN, HE WOULDN'T
WANT TO DO THAT.
295
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,243
THANKS, ALICE.
296
00:14:26,716 --> 00:14:28,615
[gargling]
297
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,310
[Peter laughing] WHAT ARE YOU
MEASURING YOUR NECK FOR?
298
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,617
UH, I JUST WANT TO SEE
HOW THICK IT'S GETTING.
299
00:15:03,686 --> 00:15:05,764
IT'LL NEVER BE AS
THICK AS YOUR HEAD.
300
00:15:05,788 --> 00:15:07,021
VERY FUNNY.
301
00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:08,290
LET ME MEASURE YOUR HEAD.
302
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,007
NO. DON'T COME NEAR ME.
303
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,308
WHAT'S WRONG?
304
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:14,545
I... I DON'T WANT YOU
TO MESS UP MY HAIR.
305
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:19,450
I THINK YOUR HAIR'S GROWING ON THE INSIDE
OF YOUR HEAD AND IT'S TICKLING YOUR BRAIN.
306
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,352
OK, GANG, THIS IS OUR
FINAL DRESS REHEARSAL.
307
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,498
NOW, REMEMBER, THE IMPORTANT
THING ABOUT THE CHARLESTON
308
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:26,757
IS NOT TO KICK ANYBODY,
ESPECIALLY YOU, SO SPREAD OUT.
309
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,092
COME ON. (Mike) OK.
310
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,529
HOLD IT. WHERE'S BOBBY?
311
00:15:31,581 --> 00:15:34,092
OH, HE'S UPSTAIRS. HE SAYS HE
DOESN'T LIKE THE CHARLESTON.
312
00:15:34,116 --> 00:15:36,078
HE'LL BE SORRY TOMORROW
NIGHT WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS.
313
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,402
(Cindy) YEAH.
314
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,904
♪ [Charleston music playing]
315
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,892
(Greg) ROWDY-DOW!
316
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,675
[all whooping]
317
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:52,599
REMEMBER, THE TRICK IS NEVER
TO LET YOUR FEET LEAVE YOUR LEGS.
318
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,636
WOW, THIS IS FUN.
319
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,877
[all laughing]
320
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,148
[all chattering]
321
00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:17,107
I FEEL LIKE A FIELD GOAL
KICKER IN THE SUPER BOWL.
322
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,809
22 SKIDOO!
323
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,411
IT'S 23, DAD.
324
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,792
HELLO, MILLICENT?
325
00:16:51,861 --> 00:16:53,227
HI. THIS IS BOBBY BRADY.
326
00:16:53,295 --> 00:16:55,346
OH, HI, BOBBY. HOW
ARE YOU FEELING?
327
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:58,399
SO FAR, SO GOOD. ARE
YOU SWOLLEN OR ANYTHING?
328
00:16:58,468 --> 00:17:00,100
NOT YET.
329
00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:02,047
WELL, ARE YOU SURE
YOU GOT THE MUMPS?
330
00:17:02,071 --> 00:17:05,273
I WON'T KNOW FOR SURE TILL TOMORROW
MORNING WHEN THE DOCTOR COMES OVER.
331
00:17:05,341 --> 00:17:07,991
WELL, CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU
CAN IN THE MORNING, WILL YOU?
332
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,827
BY 10:00, OK?
333
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,096
DON'T FORGET, 'CAUSE
I'M IN A TOUGH SPOT.
334
00:17:12,148 --> 00:17:14,165
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
KISSED ME SO QUICK, BOBBY.
335
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,278
I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE
TO TELL YOU ANYTHING.
336
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,152
IT'S THOSE DARN SKYROCKETS.
337
00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:19,954
HUH?
338
00:17:20,022 --> 00:17:22,957
NEVER MIND. TALK TO
YOU TOMORROW. BYE.
339
00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,893
[sighing]
340
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:29,297
I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO STAY AWAY
FROM EVERYBODY TILL TOMORROW MORNING.
341
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:58,375
PETER. PETER, WAKE UP.
342
00:17:58,444 --> 00:17:59,924
HUH? WHERE'S BOBBY?
343
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,112
HE'S SLEEPING.
344
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,158
OH, NO, HE ISN'T.
HE'S NOT IN HIS BED.
345
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,348
HE WAS.
346
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,366
OH.
347
00:18:06,435 --> 00:18:07,696
MIKE? (Mike) MMM-HMM?
348
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,853
MIKE, BOBBY'S GONE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "GONE"?
349
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,956
WELL, HE MADE UP HIS BED TO LOOK
LIKE HE WAS IN IT, BUT HE ISN'T THERE.
350
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,803
LET'S GO TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
351
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,160
WHAT'S ALL THE EXCITEMENT?
352
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,861
BOBBY'S GONE. GONE?
353
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,341
GREG, DID YOU SEE
HIM DOWNSTAIRS?
354
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:20,764
NO, I WAS WATCHING
THE LATE SHOW.
355
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,478
DO YOU SUPPOSE HE
COULD HAVE RUN AWAY, MIKE?
356
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:25,582
LET'S GO TAKE A LOOK AND SEE
IF HIS BICYCLE'S THERE. COME ON.
357
00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:28,388
(Carol) COME ON, PETER.
358
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:37,710
ARE YOU SURE YOU BOYS
DIDN'T HAVE A FIGHT WITH BOBBY?
359
00:18:37,734 --> 00:18:40,667
NOT ME, MOM. ME EITHER, BUT
HE SURE WAS ACTING WEIRD.
360
00:18:40,737 --> 00:18:42,569
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WEIRD"?
361
00:18:42,638 --> 00:18:45,117
WELL, HE KEPT ON LOOKING AT HIMSELF
IN THE MIRROR, I MEAN, LIKE, ALL THE TIME.
362
00:18:45,141 --> 00:18:47,124
BIKE'S STILL HERE. OH,
THAT'S A GOOD SIGN.
363
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:48,709
HE COULD HAVE HITCHHIKED AWAY,
364
00:18:48,778 --> 00:18:51,040
OR WALKED, OR MAYBE
EVEN ROLLER-SKATED.
365
00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:53,564
WE APPRECIATE
YOUR OPTIMISM, PETER.
366
00:18:53,616 --> 00:18:56,149
HONEY, WHY DON'T WE
CHECK THE NEIGHBORHOOD?
367
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,285
MOM, WE DON'T KNOW
HOW LONG HE'S BEEN GONE.
368
00:18:58,353 --> 00:19:01,421
YEAH, HE COULD BE MILES AWAY
BY NOW. MAYBE IN ANOTHER CITY.
369
00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:03,669
LOOK, YOU BROUGHT US ENOUGH
GOOD NEWS FOR ONE NIGHT, PETER.
370
00:19:03,693 --> 00:19:05,693
♪ [music playing] HEY,
DAD, YOU HEAR MUSIC?
371
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,406
YES, I DO. ME, TOO.
372
00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:10,664
HEY, IT SEEMS TO BE
COMING FROM OVER THERE.
373
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,789
♪ [music playing]
374
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,561
[turning off radio]
375
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,731
I GUESS YOU'RE ALL PROBABLY
WONDERING WHAT I'M DOING OUT HERE, HUH?
376
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,267
WELL, THE QUESTION
HAS CROSSED OUR MINDS.
377
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,880
AND I HOPE THE
ANSWER'S A GOOD ONE
378
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,421
OR YOU'RE REALLY GONNA
BE IN THE DOGHOUSE.
379
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:41,945
BOBBY, FOR YOUR FIRST KISS, DID YOU
HAVE TO PICK A GIRL WITH THE MUMPS?
380
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,348
I DIDN'T EXACTLY PICK
HER. SHE KISSED ME FIRST.
381
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,484
[chuckling] WOMEN'S
LIB STARTS EARLY, HUH?
382
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,837
WELL, DIDN'T YOU NOTICE
THAT HER FACE WAS SWOLLEN?
383
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,121
IT WASN'T.
384
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,975
BESIDES, I WAS TOO BUSY
WATCHING THE SKYROCKETS.
385
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:57,060
SKYROCKETS? YEAH, I'LL
EXPLAIN THAT ONE LATER.
386
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,775
WELL, HONEY, WE REALLY APPRECIATE
YOUR TRYING TO PROTECT US,
387
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,327
BUT I SURE WISH YOU WOULD
HAVE TOLD US ABOUT IT.
388
00:20:02,351 --> 00:20:04,396
GREG AND PETER WOULD'VE
LAUGHED ME RIGHT OUT OF TOWN.
389
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,048
WELL, NOW YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO LAUGH YOUR WAY
390
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,983
ALL THE WAY TO THE DOCTOR'S
OFFICE FOR A CHECKUP.
391
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,085
YOU KNOW, MIKE, THIS MAY BE
GOING THROUGH THE SCHOOL.
392
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,070
WE'VE BETTER HAVE ALL
THE KIDS GO FOR A CHECKUP.
393
00:20:12,094 --> 00:20:15,174
BOY, IT'S A LUCKY THING YOU
AND I HAVE BOTH HAD THE MUMPS.
394
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:18,482
WELL, HONEY, ONLY ONE OF
US IS LUCKY, AND IT AIN'T ME.
395
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,631
YOU MEAN, YOU'VE
NEVER HAD THE MUMPS?
396
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,039
WELL, MILLICENT ISN'T
POSITIVE SHE'S GOT THE MUMPS.
397
00:20:25,107 --> 00:20:26,490
NOT TILL SHE SEES HER DOCTOR.
398
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,108
WHEN'S THAT?
399
00:20:28,177 --> 00:20:30,922
TOMORROW MORNING. SHE'S GONNA
CALL ME WHEN SHE KNOWS FOR SURE.
400
00:20:30,946 --> 00:20:34,548
WELL, I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE
TO WAIT FOR A CALL FROM MILLICENT.
401
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,234
MOM, DAD, I'M REALLY SORRY.
402
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:39,353
NO, THAT'S OK, SON.
403
00:20:39,422 --> 00:20:42,723
IF YOU HAD TO GET THE MUMPS, YOU
GOT 'EM THE BEST WAY YOU COULD GET 'EM.
404
00:20:42,791 --> 00:20:44,392
[chuckling]
405
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:45,926
[clearing throat]
406
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,952
WHAT TIME IS IT, DAD?
407
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,904
IT'S ABOUT ONE MINUTE LATER
THAN THE LAST TIME YOU ASKED.
408
00:20:57,973 --> 00:21:00,508
MILLICENT SURE
HAS A SLOW DOCTOR.
409
00:21:00,576 --> 00:21:04,644
BY NOW, MARCUS WELBY COULD HAVE
CURED 5 DISEASES AND DONE BRAIN SURGERY.
410
00:21:04,713 --> 00:21:06,063
MORE PANCAKES, ANYONE?
411
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,442
(Mike) MMM-HMM. THANKS, ALICE.
412
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,232
WHO CAN EAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
413
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:12,653
BOBBY, NOT EATING ISN'T GOING TO MAKE
THE PHONE RING ANY FASTER. COME ON.
414
00:21:12,721 --> 00:21:15,473
OF ALL THE THINGS I DON'T
NEED RIGHT NOW, IT'S MUMPS.
415
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:18,976
YEAH, AND IF WE DO GET 'EM,
IT'LL BE ALL BOBBY'S FAULT.
416
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,278
MY FAULT? MILLICENT'S
YOUR FRIEND.
417
00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:23,491
YES, BUT I DON'T GO
AROUND KISSING HER.
418
00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:25,549
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET.
419
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,101
WELL, YOU MADE ME SAY IT.
420
00:21:27,169 --> 00:21:28,519
IS THAT WHAT THE SECRET WAS?
421
00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:30,420
DID YOU REALLY KISS MILLICENT?
422
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:31,922
ONLY AS AN EXPERIMENT.
423
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:34,741
[all laughing]
424
00:21:34,810 --> 00:21:36,827
NOW THE WHOLE
NEIGHBORHOOD'S GONNA KNOW.
425
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,929
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
TO A GUY WITH 3 SISTERS.
426
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,664
OK, YOU GUYS, COOL IT.
427
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,416
[phone ringing]
428
00:21:44,253 --> 00:21:46,787
DO YOU HAVE THE
MUMPS OR DON'T YOU?
429
00:21:46,855 --> 00:21:49,723
OH, IT'S YOU, SAM.
YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
430
00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:51,341
FOR YOU, ALICE.
431
00:21:52,428 --> 00:21:54,261
ALICE, WILL YOU
PLEASE MAKE IT QUICK?
432
00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:57,214
YEAH, I WILL. UH, LOOK, SAM, I
CAN'T TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
433
00:21:57,283 --> 00:22:00,367
THEY'RE EXPECTING A
VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CA...
434
00:22:00,435 --> 00:22:04,138
A SPECIAL ON LAMB
CHOPS? HOW MUCH?
435
00:22:04,206 --> 00:22:08,425
FOR THAT, THEY MUST STILL HAVE THE WOOL
ON 'EM. YEAH, YOU BETTER BRING SOME OVER.
436
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:12,379
OH, IF THERE'S A QUARANTINE SIGN
ON THE DOOR, JUST DROP 'EM AND RUN.
437
00:22:12,448 --> 00:22:15,265
SORRY. WHEN I HEAR THERE'S
A SALE ON MEAT, I FLIP OUT.
438
00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:17,501
[phone ringing]
439
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,005
HELLO?
440
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,706
IT'S MILLICENT!
441
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,458
DO YOU OR DON'T YOU?
442
00:22:24,526 --> 00:22:25,859
UH-HUH.
443
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:27,294
UH-HUH.
444
00:22:27,363 --> 00:22:28,728
(Bobby) UH-HUH.
445
00:22:28,797 --> 00:22:31,831
UH-HUH. THANKS. BYE.
446
00:22:32,968 --> 00:22:34,930
WELL? THAT WAS MILLICENT.
447
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,053
(Jan) WE KNOW THAT!
448
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,665
(Cindy) YEAH, WHAT DID SHE SAY?
449
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:40,157
WELL, IT WAS KIND OF PRIVATE.
450
00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:42,303
HOW CAN THE MUMPS BE PRIVATE?
451
00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:44,962
THE PART WHERE SHE SAID THAT I
WAS A GOOD KISSER WAS PRIVATE.
452
00:22:45,014 --> 00:22:46,814
YES, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MUMPS?
453
00:22:46,882 --> 00:22:48,332
SHE DOESN'T HAVE 'EM.
454
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,067
[all cheering]
455
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:52,703
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
456
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,633
HEY, COME BACK HERE.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
457
00:22:54,657 --> 00:22:56,518
[Mike groaning] MILLICENT
SAID I SHOULD COME OVER.
458
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,754
BUT DON'T WORRY, DAD, WE'RE
NOT THINKING ABOUT MARRIAGE YET.
459
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:01,628
YEAH, WELL, THERE IS SOMETHING YOU
SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT, YOU KNOW?
460
00:23:01,697 --> 00:23:03,280
ALL THE PROBLEMS
YOU COULD HAVE CAUSED
461
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:05,749
BY HIDING THE FACT THAT YOU'D
BEEN EXPOSED TO THE MUMPS.
462
00:23:06,668 --> 00:23:08,079
(Carol) HONEY...
463
00:23:08,103 --> 00:23:10,738
DON'T EVER BE AFRAID TO
COME AND TELL US SOMETHING.
464
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:12,172
I GET THE MESSAGE.
465
00:23:12,241 --> 00:23:14,102
GOOD. NOW, CAN I
GO SEE MILLICENT?
466
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,960
GO. THANKS.
467
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:19,663
BOY, HE CAN'T SEEM TO GET
OVER THOSE SKYROCKETS, CAN HE?
468
00:23:19,715 --> 00:23:21,732
YEAH. THE MAGIC OF YOUTH.
469
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,235
TOO BAD WE GROW UP AND LOSE IT.
470
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:26,670
WHO SAID WE HAVE TO LOSE IT?
471
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:44,054
WOW! SKYROCKETS?
472
00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:47,491
OH, YEAH. YOU, TOO? DEFINITELY.
473
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,000
(both) MMM.
474
00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:52,674
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE CALENDAR SAYS,
475
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,858
BUT, AROUND HERE,
IT'S THE 4TH OF JULY.
476
00:24:07,930 --> 00:24:10,531
[all chattering]
477
00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:13,600
GET READY FOR BED NOW, OK?
478
00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:15,547
ALICE, I THINK IT'S FANTASTIC
479
00:24:15,571 --> 00:24:18,149
THAT YOU AND SAM WON THE PRIZE
FOR THE CHARLESTON CONTEST.
480
00:24:18,173 --> 00:24:21,324
WELL, YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I... I'M NOT
REALLY SURE WE WON IT FAIR AND SQUARE.
481
00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,159
WHY NOT? YOU'RE
BOTH GREAT DANCERS.
482
00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:24,477
I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
483
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,163
SAM ISN'T THAT GOOD.
484
00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:27,547
HE SURE LOOKED GREAT.
485
00:24:27,616 --> 00:24:29,011
YEAH, AND TO MAKE SURE HE WOULD,
486
00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:30,301
JUST BEFORE THE MUSIC STARTED,
487
00:24:30,369 --> 00:24:32,303
I DROPPED A FEW ICE
CUBES DOWN HIS BACK.
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